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"Jackie Onassis had hidden
the Walther PPK pistol
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in her round hat.
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"As the motorcade approached the
Texas Book Depository window,
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"she knew this was her only chance
to finally murder her husband."
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This is bullshit.
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Bullshit?
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How the hell would he know?
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Well, for a start,
her name wasn't Jackie Onassis
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when she was married to Kennedy.
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It was Jackie Kennedy!
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Oh! So, he's a historian
as well as a shitty actor!
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OK, but did you know she was having
an affair with Onassis at the time?
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No, she wasn't!
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She didn't meet Onassis until
many years later.
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Come on, you got to help me
out with this guy.
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Clem Fandango!
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What do you think?
Do I need this shit?
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Yeah, and who told you Jackie
Kennedy assassinated her husband?
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Who told me? A few guys told me.
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A couple of guys who were there.
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But more importantly,
Arnold Schwarzenegger!
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What?!
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So, he was there, too, was he?
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No, he wasn't there, you asshole!
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He was married to the Kennedys!
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Which one? All of them?
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All right, you... You know what?
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Maybe we should crack on, guys?
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You know, hell of a lot
to get through.
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Hi, Sola, this is Clem Fandango.
Can you hear me?
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Yes, I can hear you, Clem Fandango.
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What do you...
what do you want?
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Nothing. I was just making
sure you can hear me.
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Look, do we have to use
this Toast guy?
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His attitude stinks,
he sounds like George Lazenby,
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he's not professional at all,
his delivery is terrible.
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And don't get me started
on his hair...
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What, is he saying something?
Sorry, I've lost Sola's sound.
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Maybe we should continue with me
just reading the book?
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OK, Steven, maybe...
maybe we do that.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, we've got another 95.000 words
to get through, Steven.
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"She thought of her
millionaire Greek lover
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"and of her philandering
presidential husband.
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"Soon she would be free of Jack
and enjoying the high life
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"on one of Onassis's luxury yachts."
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This is so great, Jennifyer.
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Can I just ask a question,
Mr Chickentoss?
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Call me Richard. Go ahead.
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Isn't this more like the kind of
thing a hospital visitor would do
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rather than a doctor?
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That is such a great question.
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But, occasionally, a doctor may
place a vase beside a patient
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to make them feel more comfortable
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before giving them some
terrible news.
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Oh, right.
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OK, I get it.
No, they wouldn't...
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OK. So, everybody,
grab your stethoscopes
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from beneath your chairs.
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David, you want to try this?
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Just place the stethoscope
around your neck
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and look concerned.
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Uh... Steven, we've not
seen much from you today.
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Would you like to try that?
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Yeah...
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Wow.
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That's very, very good, Steven.
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Have you played a doctor before?
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No. Uh, well, I...
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..played a vet in an episode
of The Archers for Radio 4,
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but I think they lost the tapes.
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I see.
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Now, could you try listening?
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Yeah.
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OK, listening is very important
in doctor acting.
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Imagine that a patient
is telling you
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his or her terrible symptoms.
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Oh...!
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It's very obvious to me that
you've played doctors before.
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It's so obvious.
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I haven't.
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Follow that!
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OK, everyone, that's all for today.
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We'll see you tomorrow,
except for Steven.
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Honestly...
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..I have nothing more to teach you.
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Good Lord.
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Hi, uh, Steven.
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I've been doing doctor acting
classes for ten years,
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and I have never seen anything
like what you did today.
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Really?
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I mean, that was nothing.
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I'm actually here in the States
because I'm playing the lead role
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in the new Star Wars movie.
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Yeah, sure
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What?
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Are you playing Dr Spock?
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Doctor who?
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Oh, Doctor Who.
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I don't think anyone watches
that over here any more.
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Anyway, would you mind...?
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You know, I've been meaning
to ask you a question.
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You're an actor. Right.
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How do you cry on camera?
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Well, it's a good question.
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Mostly applies to straight actors,
and by "straight" I'm not referring
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to their sexual orientation.
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I mean serious dramatic actors.
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Actors who cannot do comedy.
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Your not funny, so how do you do it?
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Well...
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..I just focus on a spot
in the distance,
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I think about snakes, monsters,
aliens - all under my bed -
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and when that thought gets
too much, I cry.
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Puta de madre!
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Hay un hombre ahi abajo...
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Some guy blocking
the entrance where?
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Show me.
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Hey!
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Get out of there!
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You're blocking the entrance
to my building!
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What's happening?
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Some homeless guy and his mattress
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right in front of the
doorway down there.
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You believe that shit?!
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Ugh...
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How about that, buddy?
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Ah...! You like that?
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Huh? Argh!
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Yo conozco ese hombre.
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Si...
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No es tu papa?
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Was that man out there your father?
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Yeah! So what?!
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Haven't seen him in 40 years,
since I was five.
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Did he leave home
when you were five?
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I left home when I was five.
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I had enough of those assholes.
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Fuck...
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Was that really his father?
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Can I just start by saying
Mark Ruffalo absolutely
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loved your audition. What?
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He said he follows you on the
Twitter and the Instagram,
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which is where he noticed your tweet
announcing your donation
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to his Climate Solutions Project.
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How many people retweeted that?
Was it two million?
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You're getting me confused
with another actor!
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm Steven Toast.
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Ah, shit, so you are, yeah.
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I'm getting confused.
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It's been a busy morning.
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Do you know anyone in LA
with a spare room?
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I need to move out.
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Russ Nightlife is
driving me crackers.
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You want to move out,
you need cash, buddy.
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Everybody knows there's money
in playing doctors.
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Who knew you'd be such
a goddamn natural?
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You sure impressed the hell out
of Richard Chickentoss.
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I didn't do anything. I don't know
what all the fuss is about.
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Oh, we have to strike while
the iron's red hot, baby!
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You know a Bellender Bojangles?
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Belinda Bojangles?
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No, BELLENDER Bojangles.
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Unusual name.
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Though, we are in the US of A.
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She's producing a new TV show
set in a hospital,
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it's the latest vehicle for Carmen.
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You've heard of Carmen, right? No.
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The audition is tomorrow.
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I'm going to call Bellender now.
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Brooke! That car!
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Bell.
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Sure.
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Steven! Hi!
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My name's Hoop Kaaak -
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that's Kaaak with three As -
director of the show.
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Bellender's a little late,
but, you know, that's all right.
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We can get to know each other
a little bit. Steven!
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I'm Bellender Bojangles.
I'm sorry I'm late.
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Brooke has told me all about you.
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I am so excited to meet you.
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This is so super exciting.
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Bellender, I love your shoes.
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Oh, thank you.
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They're the latest thing.
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They're based on the horseshoes,
which are actually nailed
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on to your foot,
so they're a perfect fit.
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It's only very minor surgery, so...
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Mm, they're great.
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Hugs all round.
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Oh!
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What do we like here, Hoop?
Hugs and smiles!
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And what do we do here, Hoop?
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We love entertaining people
and we love making TV shows.
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Do you want in, Steven?
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Uh... I'm good, thanks.
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I hear you just completed
the doctor acting class
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with Rich Chickentoss.
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How'd that go for you?
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We heard you kicked ass.
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I didn't really do anything.
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You are being humble, Steven.
We don't do humble in this town.
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Well, actually, the real reason
why I am in this town
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is cos I'm starring in
the new Star Wars movie.
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Yeah, sure.
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Sorry?
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Would you like to have a read
of some of the script?
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I'll find us some hard copies.
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Uh, let me just stop you there,
Hoop, if you don't mind.
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Steven, would you be OK with
improvising a little?
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What?
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I was thinking, you could just say
some general doctor things.
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You know, anything you like.
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As long as they're doctor related.
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Uh...
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One more thing, Mrs Wisehunt.
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Now, I've just seen your X-rays,
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and you have six months to live.
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Something else.
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Are you unwell, Captain?
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Oh, that's very good.
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Really?
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This is amazing. Keep going.
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You try any more shit like that,
Mrs Greenflash,
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and I'll have to take
your temperature.
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Oh...!
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Mother, you've got gout.
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Probably due to the amount of whisky
and cigars you consume!
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That's so good.
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Thank you.
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May I ask, to be this good,
I'm presuming you've worked
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as an actual doctor, right?
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No.
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I once played a vet on an episode
of The Archers on Radio 4,
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but I think they lost the tapes.
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It is uncanny.
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I loved how you worked out that not
only that your mother had gout,
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but also how she got it.
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Genius. Well, thank you.
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You know, my own doctor was
just fired for having sex
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with his colleague's twin sisters.
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Really?
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Some guys have all the luck.
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I'm sorry.
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Yes...
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Gina, would you tell everybody
coming in later to audition
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for the Doctor Grainger part
not to bother?
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Ooh, that's good.
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I'm presuming you're new to LA,
Steven? Where are you staying?
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I'm staying with a friend.
Well, he's not really a friend.
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If I'm honest,
I'm desperate to get out.
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Well, I think you may be in luck.
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I have a great place here
in Beverly Hills,
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but I recently moved out
to Santa Monica.
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Why don't you stay in my
Beverly Hills apartment?
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Really?
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It's a fantastic penthouse.
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Here, I'll give you the key now.
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Thank you.
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You can stay there as long as
you want, rent-free obviously.
262
00:12:21,895 --> 00:12:25,087
It's having a multi-million-dollar
refurb at the moment.
263
00:12:25,122 --> 00:12:28,280
But as soon as that's completed,
it's all yours, Steven.
264
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,880
Should only be a couple of weeks.
265
00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,245
Sounds splendid.
266
00:12:31,280 --> 00:12:32,480
Welcome aboard, Steven!
267
00:12:33,760 --> 00:12:36,920
My God, you are going to have such
fantastic chemistry with Carmen.
268
00:12:36,955 --> 00:12:38,845
She's in such a great place
right now.
269
00:12:38,880 --> 00:12:42,960
Remarried for the fifth time to
Rodrigos, who we all love dearly.
270
00:12:42,995 --> 00:12:44,880
You guys are going to be
great together.
271
00:12:44,915 --> 00:12:47,320
I'm so super excited to start!
272
00:12:47,355 --> 00:12:48,520
Hot damn!
273
00:13:04,600 --> 00:13:05,720
Thrust?
274
00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,885
Steven.
275
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,045
You're here?
276
00:13:35,080 --> 00:13:36,620
I've been here for three hours.
277
00:13:36,655 --> 00:13:38,160
Ah, shoot! No-one told you?
278
00:13:38,195 --> 00:13:39,325
No.
279
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:40,685
Oh. Sorry, Steven.
280
00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:42,645
You see, Carmen is always
three hours late.
281
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:45,520
So, if we say nine o'clock,
we know she'll turn up at 12:00.
282
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:48,240
I'm so sorry,
someone should have told you.
283
00:13:48,275 --> 00:13:49,725
Hayley.
284
00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,840
Why did you forget to tell Mr Toast
not to turn up till 12:00?
285
00:13:52,875 --> 00:13:54,240
Erm...
286
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:56,520
I don't think I was...
287
00:13:56,555 --> 00:13:58,285
OK, Hayley.
288
00:13:58,320 --> 00:14:01,360
Now I look like a douchebag
in front of our actor.
289
00:14:01,395 --> 00:14:03,640
So one of us has to leave
the company.
290
00:14:10,640 --> 00:14:12,000
Jesus, that's harsh.
291
00:14:12,035 --> 00:14:13,325
My apologies, Steven.
292
00:14:13,360 --> 00:14:14,880
That obviously won't happen again.
293
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,620
Come on, boys!
294
00:14:22,655 --> 00:14:24,525
Come closer.
295
00:14:24,560 --> 00:14:27,720
You know what turns me on!
296
00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:31,880
♪ So, take your time
Take it slowly
297
00:14:31,915 --> 00:14:34,197
♪ Drink some wine
It is lovely
298
00:14:34,232 --> 00:14:36,556
♪ Let's make love
Nice and sexy
299
00:14:36,591 --> 00:14:38,880
♪ Let's make sex
Nice and naughty
300
00:14:38,915 --> 00:14:40,125
♪ Fuck these bitches
301
00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:42,080
♪ Fuck 'em in the ass
on my private jet... ♪
302
00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,565
What?
303
00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,360
♪ Suck my titties
I'll smoke your grass... ♪
304
00:14:45,395 --> 00:14:46,525
Jesus.
305
00:14:46,560 --> 00:14:48,440
♪ Losing your mind when
you're eating this ass... ♪
306
00:14:48,475 --> 00:14:50,285
Good God!
307
00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:52,840
♪ When you're eating this ass!
308
00:14:52,875 --> 00:14:54,640
♪ Eating this ass. ♪
309
00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:59,600
Hello, everybody! Hola!
310
00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:00,765
Hello!
311
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,805
Meh, meh, meh!
312
00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:05,600
So, Hoop, you want to tell everyone
a little bit about the show?
313
00:15:05,635 --> 00:15:07,285
Yes. I'm Hoop Kaaak -
314
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:09,880
that's Kaaak with three As -
the director of our show.
315
00:15:09,915 --> 00:15:11,965
It's called The Hospital,
316
00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,365
and it's about a hospital in
New York for sick children,
317
00:15:14,400 --> 00:15:17,760
which is run by a very conscientious
doctor, called Doctor Grainger,
318
00:15:17,795 --> 00:15:19,560
who will be played by Steven...
319
00:15:20,760 --> 00:15:22,480
Steven, uh...?
320
00:15:22,515 --> 00:15:24,200
Toast. Toast.
321
00:15:25,400 --> 00:15:28,520
The hospital has no money,
so the owners are forced to sell
322
00:15:28,555 --> 00:15:31,640
to a glamorous, rich entrepreneur,
called Trace Willoughby,
323
00:15:31,675 --> 00:15:33,405
who is also a super bitch,
324
00:15:33,440 --> 00:15:35,845
played by the extraordinary Carmen,
325
00:15:35,880 --> 00:15:39,280
who, quite frankly, is no stranger
to playing super bitches!
326
00:15:39,315 --> 00:15:41,240
I am a super bitch!
327
00:15:41,275 --> 00:15:42,845
Boo! Boo!
328
00:15:42,880 --> 00:15:44,440
You love it. You love it!
329
00:15:44,475 --> 00:15:46,000
You want it!
330
00:15:46,035 --> 00:15:47,325
Boo!
331
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,840
Trace immediately plans
to knock down the hospital
332
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:52,245
due to its value as prime
real estate.
333
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:55,320
But can Doctor Grainger stop her
and save the sick children?
334
00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,760
Ooh!
335
00:15:58,400 --> 00:15:59,920
OK, let's start.
336
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:04,920
Scene one. Interior hospital. Day.
337
00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:08,925
Splendid.
338
00:16:08,960 --> 00:16:12,000
Well, I don't see why we can't
get in touch with your mother
339
00:16:12,035 --> 00:16:14,040
and she'll pick you up
and home you go.
340
00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:15,680
Would you like that?
341
00:16:15,715 --> 00:16:17,765
Excellent.
342
00:16:17,800 --> 00:16:19,445
Doctor Grainger.
343
00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:22,360
You have until next Tuesday to
get rid of these sick children
344
00:16:22,395 --> 00:16:25,045
and find somewhere else to live.
345
00:16:25,080 --> 00:16:27,005
You won't get away with this,
Trace Willoughby.
346
00:16:27,040 --> 00:16:30,200
I'll fight you every step of
the way, you heartless witch.
347
00:16:30,235 --> 00:16:33,217
And I know how your husband died.
348
00:16:33,252 --> 00:16:36,165
Ha! Conrad died of natural causes!
349
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:40,160
How can an axe to the back of the
head be described as natural causes?
350
00:16:40,195 --> 00:16:44,240
I have one thing to say to you,
Doctor Grainger.
351
00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:45,725
What?
352
00:16:45,760 --> 00:16:47,005
♪ Fuck these bitches
353
00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,840
♪ Fuck 'em in the ass
on my private jet
354
00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:50,165
♪ You're economy class
355
00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:52,485
♪ Suck my titties
I smoke your grass
356
00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:55,320
♪ You'll be losing your mind
when you're eating this ass... ♪
357
00:16:56,520 --> 00:16:59,480
Why does she have to sing a song
in every bloody episode?
358
00:16:59,515 --> 00:17:02,037
It's supposed to be a serious drama.
359
00:17:02,072 --> 00:17:04,560
Cos she's a singer, not an actress.
360
00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:07,360
She's not even Brazilian.
361
00:17:07,395 --> 00:17:08,845
She's Irish.
362
00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:11,760
Well, then, why not hire
a non-singing actress?
363
00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,800
Like every other hospital show.
364
00:17:15,080 --> 00:17:16,405
Wait here, Toast.
365
00:17:16,440 --> 00:17:18,920
I got to get my painkillers
out of the trunk.
366
00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,377
Right.
367
00:17:20,412 --> 00:17:21,800
Oh...!
368
00:17:27,520 --> 00:17:29,765
Ooh...! Hey, man.
369
00:17:29,800 --> 00:17:31,700
I don't have any money and...
370
00:17:31,735 --> 00:17:33,600
..my mother will be back soon.
371
00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:36,445
Jesus Christ!
372
00:17:36,480 --> 00:17:38,320
Ha! He talks real funny.
373
00:17:38,355 --> 00:17:40,160
Is he from the olden times?
374
00:17:40,195 --> 00:17:41,685
Ew!
375
00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:44,280
Look at all these creepy photos!
376
00:17:45,280 --> 00:17:46,920
See you around, brother.
377
00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,920
Must have left them on
the gas station counter.
378
00:17:54,955 --> 00:17:56,840
Goddamn it!
379
00:17:58,440 --> 00:18:01,040
So, first show goes out tonight.
380
00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:02,360
You excited?
381
00:18:02,395 --> 00:18:03,605
Yeah.
382
00:18:03,640 --> 00:18:06,240
Ah, give it a couple of weeks,
people start kissing your ass
383
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,160
when you they see you,
you'll know it's a hit!
384
00:18:18,080 --> 00:18:19,805
♪ Ray... ♪
385
00:18:19,840 --> 00:18:22,000
Good grief. Surely not.
386
00:18:22,035 --> 00:18:23,960
♪ Ray... ♪
387
00:18:23,995 --> 00:18:25,405
Oh...!
388
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:27,060
♪ Ah! ♪
389
00:18:27,095 --> 00:18:28,645
Hey, Carmen.
390
00:18:28,680 --> 00:18:30,540
What about those sick kids?
391
00:18:30,575 --> 00:18:32,365
You're one shitty lady.
392
00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:34,800
I don't care what
you assholes think.
393
00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:37,160
Why don't you go fuck yourselves?
394
00:18:37,195 --> 00:18:38,845
Such language!
395
00:18:38,880 --> 00:18:41,605
Not to mention,
those poor sick children.
396
00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:45,240
Who cares? I can get a billion
dollars for that old building.
397
00:18:45,275 --> 00:18:48,240
How do you like that,
you weasel-faced witch?
398
00:18:48,275 --> 00:18:50,560
But we all love you,
Doctor Grainger.
399
00:18:50,595 --> 00:18:52,577
You're my favourite
on the show.
400
00:18:52,612 --> 00:18:54,626
I'm not really Doctor Grainger.
401
00:18:54,661 --> 00:18:56,640
It's a part.
Play along, Toast.
402
00:18:56,675 --> 00:18:58,325
They love it.
403
00:18:58,360 --> 00:19:01,760
Hey, you two! Oh, yes!
404
00:19:01,795 --> 00:19:03,120
Mwah!
405
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:07,360
Mm!
406
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:14,120
Oh, God, I love hugging people!
407
00:19:14,155 --> 00:19:15,925
Yes, you do.
408
00:19:15,960 --> 00:19:18,100
So, the show is a huge success.
409
00:19:18,135 --> 00:19:20,240
Are you two getting great feedback?
410
00:19:20,275 --> 00:19:23,205
Everyone loves a super bitch!
411
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:26,725
And I hear they love you,
too, Steven.
412
00:19:26,760 --> 00:19:29,205
Well, it's not me, is it?
It's the character.
413
00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:32,160
I've been wondering something,
Steven, what is the whole story
414
00:19:32,195 --> 00:19:34,520
behind the, uh...
you know, the white?
415
00:19:34,555 --> 00:19:36,005
I fell out of a tree,
416
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,640
like the Olympic swimmer,
Duncan Goodhew.
417
00:19:38,675 --> 00:19:40,165
OK, listen to this.
418
00:19:40,200 --> 00:19:44,565
I got a letter from a couple who
really love the show, uber fans,
419
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:49,880
but not only is the guy's mother a
crazy super-duper fan of the show...
420
00:19:49,915 --> 00:19:52,120
..but especially of you,
Steven Toast.
421
00:19:52,155 --> 00:19:53,725
Really?
422
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,800
Oh, I got to get this.
423
00:19:55,835 --> 00:19:57,325
It's Rodrigos.
424
00:19:57,360 --> 00:20:00,085
They have a small request.
425
00:20:00,120 --> 00:20:02,800
Would you go and visit his mother
in hospital?
426
00:20:02,835 --> 00:20:05,605
She has not been well lately.
427
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:09,160
Are you serious? Doctor Grainger
in an actual hospital?
428
00:20:09,195 --> 00:20:12,240
It'll be great publicity
for the show.
429
00:20:12,275 --> 00:20:14,680
Rodrigos is gay!
430
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:15,805
I'm sorry?
431
00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:17,820
Rodrigos is gay!
432
00:20:17,855 --> 00:20:19,707
He just told me!
433
00:20:19,742 --> 00:20:21,525
I am distraught!
434
00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,445
I can't live with him any more!
435
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,080
Can I stay in your Beverly Hills
place, please?
436
00:20:26,115 --> 00:20:27,720
Of course.
437
00:20:27,755 --> 00:20:29,645
No...
438
00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,240
Steven, have you got the key
to my apartment in Beverly Hills?
439
00:20:32,275 --> 00:20:34,845
You haven't moved in yet, have you?
440
00:20:34,880 --> 00:20:36,700
Well, I was planning on
moving in today.
441
00:20:36,735 --> 00:20:38,520
I packed all my belongings
this morning.
442
00:20:38,555 --> 00:20:39,765
Is the key in your apartment?
443
00:20:39,800 --> 00:20:41,760
I think Carmen needs the place
a bit more than you.
444
00:20:41,795 --> 00:20:43,000
I mean, look at her.
445
00:20:43,035 --> 00:20:44,285
He's gay!
446
00:20:44,320 --> 00:20:45,805
We need that key. Oh...!
447
00:20:45,840 --> 00:20:48,200
He has a boyfriend called Carlos!
448
00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:50,560
They've been fucking for six months!
449
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,805
Toast!
450
00:20:53,840 --> 00:20:56,000
Your stuff is still here.
I thought you were moving out!
451
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,800
Who the hell are these two?!
452
00:20:58,835 --> 00:21:00,337
You can't bring people here!
453
00:21:00,372 --> 00:21:01,805
No-one should know where I am!
454
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:04,200
Yeah, this is Carmen,
the pop legend.
455
00:21:04,235 --> 00:21:06,160
How can you not know it's me?!
456
00:21:07,320 --> 00:21:09,600
And this is Bell...
I'm Bellender Bojangles.
457
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:11,120
I like to hug people
when I meet them.
458
00:21:11,155 --> 00:21:12,440
No, no, no. Oh, come on.
459
00:21:12,475 --> 00:21:13,525
No, no, no.
460
00:21:13,560 --> 00:21:15,760
No, no, no, he doesn't like
close personal contact.
461
00:21:15,795 --> 00:21:18,000
I say, Russ, you've trodden
on her scarf.
462
00:21:18,035 --> 00:21:19,640
Let me help with that.
463
00:21:19,675 --> 00:21:21,137
Whoa!
464
00:21:21,172 --> 00:21:22,600
Shit!
465
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,285
Oh!
466
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,085
Oh. That's lucky.
467
00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:29,060
He landed on a soiled mattress.
468
00:21:29,095 --> 00:21:31,447
Who is that old homeless man?
469
00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,861
I don't believe it. My boy!
470
00:21:33,896 --> 00:21:36,240
Not now, Dad. Just get off!
471
00:21:36,275 --> 00:21:38,120
That's his father.
472
00:21:38,155 --> 00:21:39,605
Get off!
473
00:21:39,640 --> 00:21:42,720
Don't hug him! He doesn't like
close personal contact!
474
00:21:48,960 --> 00:21:50,805
Hey, Ma?
475
00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,245
This here's Steven Toast.
476
00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,660
You remember,
you wrote him a letter?
477
00:21:56,695 --> 00:21:59,040
She's a lot older than I expected.
478
00:21:59,075 --> 00:22:00,885
She's 93.
479
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:03,640
She's been in and out of hospital
constantly for the past, like,
480
00:22:03,675 --> 00:22:06,440
what, 25 years.
She fell down her steps last week.
481
00:22:06,475 --> 00:22:08,360
Now she's completely fucked.
Look at her.
482
00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:10,777
We've had to visit her a lot.
483
00:22:10,812 --> 00:22:13,125
I mean a lot. Way too much.
484
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:16,480
We're from New York, so it's
a flight over here to see her.
485
00:22:16,515 --> 00:22:18,405
It's a pain in the ass
is what it is.
486
00:22:18,440 --> 00:22:20,280
Yeah, but I imagine she can't help
being ill.
487
00:22:20,315 --> 00:22:22,245
Oh, yeah, right. OK, Steven!
488
00:22:22,280 --> 00:22:24,800
Anyways, no point in hanging around.
489
00:22:24,835 --> 00:22:26,605
The knob is there.
490
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:29,760
All you got to do is turn it to
the right, and it'll all be over.
491
00:22:29,795 --> 00:22:30,965
What?!
492
00:22:31,000 --> 00:22:33,125
It was her last request.
What was?
493
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,000
For you to turn off her
life-support machine!
494
00:22:35,035 --> 00:22:36,245
It was her dying wish!
495
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:38,880
Hey, look, time's tight here, honey.
We got a plane to catch back home,
496
00:22:38,915 --> 00:22:40,537
for the dogs,
you know what I'm saying?
497
00:22:40,572 --> 00:22:42,160
Hang on. What do the doctors
think of this?
498
00:22:42,195 --> 00:22:43,445
Oh...!
499
00:22:43,480 --> 00:22:45,125
My mother hates the doctors, OK?
500
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:46,960
She could give two shits
what they think.
501
00:22:46,995 --> 00:22:48,360
She didn't want a doctor doing it.
502
00:22:48,395 --> 00:22:49,965
She asked for you.
503
00:22:50,000 --> 00:22:52,400
She loves that show you're in!
504
00:22:52,435 --> 00:22:54,045
Don't do it...
505
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,925
She just said something. No...
506
00:22:55,960 --> 00:22:58,120
I heard nothing. You hear
something? I heard nothing.
507
00:22:58,155 --> 00:22:59,285
No, nothing.
508
00:22:59,320 --> 00:23:01,125
This is some dark shit.
509
00:23:01,160 --> 00:23:03,220
I shouldn't even be here.
What...?
510
00:23:03,255 --> 00:23:05,280
Steven! Steven, where you going?!
511
00:23:05,315 --> 00:23:06,920
You come back here!
512
00:23:10,360 --> 00:23:13,680
Yeah, sure, it's odd,
but the main thing is,
513
00:23:13,715 --> 00:23:16,640
the show is a big success.
514
00:23:16,675 --> 00:23:17,765
Yes, it is.
515
00:23:17,800 --> 00:23:20,360
Maybe I should ask Bellender
for a pay rise.
516
00:23:20,395 --> 00:23:22,920
Well, they signed you up
for two seasons,
517
00:23:22,955 --> 00:23:25,165
we agreed the same fee for both.
518
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:28,280
You want more dollars,
she'll have to change the contract.
519
00:23:28,315 --> 00:23:31,040
Yeah, I can be pretty persuasive
when I try.
520
00:23:31,075 --> 00:23:32,640
Let me have a word with her.
521
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,100
Why are you dressed like a clown?
522
00:23:38,135 --> 00:23:40,525
I'm celebrating. I'm a star now.
523
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:43,320
You said yourself,
people love my character.
524
00:23:43,355 --> 00:23:45,925
Yes, of course they do, Steven!
525
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:49,280
It's no secret that Carmen gets paid
a hell of a lot more than I do,
526
00:23:49,315 --> 00:23:51,837
and she's staying in
your fancy mansion.
527
00:23:51,872 --> 00:23:54,476
I'm sorry, the contract
is legally binding,
528
00:23:54,511 --> 00:23:57,080
and there's not a thing
I can do about it.
529
00:23:57,115 --> 00:23:58,405
Bloody irritating.
530
00:23:58,440 --> 00:24:00,565
Come on. Give me a hug.
531
00:24:00,600 --> 00:24:03,120
No, no, I'm not going to fall
for that hug bullshit.
532
00:24:03,155 --> 00:24:04,365
Come on.
533
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:06,440
Oh, you big bear of a man.
534
00:24:06,475 --> 00:24:08,317
The show is a success.
535
00:24:08,352 --> 00:24:10,160
What more could you want?
536
00:24:12,760 --> 00:24:16,080
Oh. There is another issue
I'd like to talk about.
537
00:24:16,115 --> 00:24:17,605
What issue?
538
00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:21,160
There is a chance...
you may be arrested for murder.
539
00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:26,645
What?!
540
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:28,845
That family who contacted you,
541
00:24:28,880 --> 00:24:31,840
did you turn off their mother's
life-support machine?
542
00:24:31,875 --> 00:24:33,565
No, I bloody did not!
543
00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:36,720
Well, she's dead now, so somebody
did, without a doctor present,
544
00:24:36,755 --> 00:24:38,525
which kind of makes it
a criminal matter.
545
00:24:38,560 --> 00:24:40,640
The family did it, they couldn't
wait to get rid of her.
546
00:24:40,675 --> 00:24:41,885
They say you did it.
547
00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,605
No, they asked me to do it.
548
00:24:43,640 --> 00:24:46,085
Poor old girl hadn't even
seen the show.
549
00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:50,440
If you were charged with murder,
it would reflect badly on the show.
550
00:24:50,475 --> 00:24:51,925
Not necessarily.
551
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,045
The LAPD are looking into it.
552
00:24:54,080 --> 00:24:57,240
They say that there is footage
of you fleeing the building.
553
00:24:57,275 --> 00:24:59,120
Yeah, I was trying to
get away from them.
554
00:24:59,155 --> 00:25:01,097
I wouldn't mind, Steven.
555
00:25:01,132 --> 00:25:03,005
But you're Doctor Grainger.
556
00:25:03,040 --> 00:25:04,920
You're supposed to be the good guy.
557
00:25:04,955 --> 00:25:06,400
I am the good guy.
558
00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:10,760
Would you stop looking dubious?
559
00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:15,240
Anyway, you can't fire me,
I'm contracted for a second series.
560
00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:17,840
And as you said yourself,
it's legally binding.
561
00:25:22,240 --> 00:25:23,680
Carmen!
562
00:25:36,920 --> 00:25:38,480
You're three hours late, Steven.
563
00:25:38,515 --> 00:25:39,645
Yeah, but I thought...
564
00:25:39,680 --> 00:25:43,520
Since Rodrigos has left,
now I am always on time.
565
00:25:50,360 --> 00:25:53,200
OK, we've waited long enough.
Let's start.
566
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:58,365
Scene one. Interior hospital. Night.
567
00:25:58,400 --> 00:26:02,080
We see Trace Willoughby alone
in the ward. It is late.
568
00:26:02,115 --> 00:26:03,360
Doctor Grainger enters.
569
00:26:04,400 --> 00:26:06,900
You wanted to see me, Mrs
Willoughby? If it's about...
570
00:26:06,935 --> 00:26:09,400
Trace Willoughby stabs
Doctor Grainger with a knife.
571
00:26:09,435 --> 00:26:13,000
He falls in a cowardly manner
to the floor.
572
00:26:13,035 --> 00:26:15,137
He lies there motionless,
573
00:26:15,172 --> 00:26:17,240
like a piece of shit.
574
00:26:17,275 --> 00:26:18,757
He's dead.
575
00:26:18,792 --> 00:26:20,240
Very dead.
576
00:26:20,275 --> 00:26:21,400
What?
577
00:26:22,520 --> 00:26:23,685
Scene two.
578
00:26:23,720 --> 00:26:26,120
Trace is with her attractive
younger lover, Jim Buckstar,
579
00:26:26,155 --> 00:26:28,480
played by Sonny-Sam Disco.
580
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,960
Thank God that dog-faced
limey weasel
581
00:26:38,995 --> 00:26:41,960
is finally out of the
picture, darling.
582
00:26:41,995 --> 00:26:43,600
Here's to us, baby.
583
00:26:44,680 --> 00:26:48,520
I have big plans for making
millions of dollars
584
00:26:48,555 --> 00:26:50,880
by selling the hospital!
585
00:26:50,915 --> 00:26:52,240
I know you do.
586
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:57,640
It's part of a long-term plan
for world domination.
587
00:26:57,675 --> 00:27:01,560
Can you imagine, the whole
Trace Willoughby phenomenon
588
00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:04,565
bigger than we've ever dreamed of.
589
00:27:04,600 --> 00:27:07,360
I think I'd like an apartment
in Paris...
590
00:27:10,360 --> 00:27:14,360
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