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Toast. How are you
finding Uncle Sam?
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Who?
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Uncle Sam. The old US of A.
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It's exactly as I expected.
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Well, you know what they say.
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Sorry, who is this?
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It's Ed.
Calling collect from England.
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You haven't forgotten me already,
old chap? Oh, yes. Sorry, Ed.
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Found anywhere to stay?
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Listen, guess who's landed a role
in the latest Star Wars movie.
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I'll give you a clue.
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Not only is he a great actor,
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but also a good friend of yours.
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Hopkins?
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No.
Ian McKellen?
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No.
Tom Conti?
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No!
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Wow, you've stumped me there, Toast.
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Not only is he a fantastic actor,
but also a great friend of yours.
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Patrick Stewart?
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No! Fucking hell, Ed, it's me.
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Ah.
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Found anywhere to stay yet?
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Well, Ed, as luck would have it,
I sat next to this chap,
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Russ Nightlife, on the plane.
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He reckoned he needed the rent,
so he give me his address.
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That's a stroke of luck.
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Strange thing is, he disappeared
halfway through the flight.
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I didn't even see him
get off the plane.
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That's odd. Have you reported
this to the police?
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To the LAPD?
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To the FBI?
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Calm down, Ed, I think someone might
have watched too much of The Quincy.
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So how are you enjoying
the climate, Toast?
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Is it always this hot?
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You've got some mail.
Really? What is it?
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It's just a postcard.
Not worth forwarding on.
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Well, who's it from?
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It's from Greta Thunberg.
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She must know you're
a climate sceptic.
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Well, with this heat, I'm beginning
to think Greta has a fair point.
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Look, I can't talk to you any
longer, I'd better get back
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to the apartment
to see Russ Nightlife.
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All the best.
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I say, waiter!
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Is it always this hot?
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My previous roommate was in
the apartment for six months.
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He died. Kounis syndrome.
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Poor Kounis.
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That wasn't his name.
It's the disease he died of.
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Oh, sorry, I thought
it was his name.
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No, his name was Razzmatazz.
Hercule Razzmatazz.
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Thanks for letting me stay, Russ.
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You've done me a huge favour.
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Did I mention I've got a large part
in the new Star Wars movie?
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Yeah. Sure.
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Out of interest,
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why did you disappear
halfway through the flight?
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One minute we were chatting...
OK, Toast, I'll level with you.
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I don't have many rules
or regs here,
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but I've got to insist that my
roommates be respectable and neat.
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You got that?
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Understood.
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I also don't want you bringing back
any Goddamn hook-ups.
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Hook-ups?
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That's right.
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I'm not up to speed
on your situation,
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but looking at you, I'm guessing
that you're a single guy.
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I don't mean to smash
your action,
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but I've got to keep it clean.
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I can't have any strangers
in this apartment snooping around.
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So no strangers, no snooping,
and no Goddamn hook-ups.
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Fair enough.
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Erm, I'll use a motel.
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Anyhoo, here's the key.
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What?
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I'm just fooling around.
That's a joke key.
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Oh!
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We don't use a key any more,
we use a code.
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Will you remember that?
No!
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I'm going to text it to you.
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All right, I just sent you the code.
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I need you to memorise it and then
immediately delete it
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from your cell. Capisce?
Capisce.
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Ah, I need to take this.
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Has he not answered yet, India?
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Ugh, no point in getting
him to call me back,
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because he's as tight
as a duck's arse,
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and they're watertight. Ha!
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Is that right, Jane?
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I'm guessing you have
tremendous news.
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I have tremendous news.
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Which is?
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Ray Sober is dead.
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What?
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Ray Sober is dead.
Ray Sober?
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Yes, you remember him,
Ray Sober, the actor.
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You hated him.
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Oh, Ray Sober, yeah.
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He was that prick that sent me off
to fetch him a skyhook
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and some tartan paint
on my first job.
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Ha! The classic fool's errand.
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Well, I'm glad he's dead, but why
is that tremendous news, Jane?
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Well, Ray Sober was about to star
in a major film over there,
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but now, because he's dead,
they fear he won't turn up,
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so I reckon you're a shoo-in
for the role.
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And apparently, it's going to be the
biggest rom com film of all time.
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Rom com?
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Do you mean Romley Compton,
the actor?
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I didn't even know he was in films.
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No, not Romley Compton the actor,
rom com.
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It's short for romantic comedy,
like Love Actually
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or The Four Weddings
And The Funeral.
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I haven't heard
of either of those.
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Hang on a second, so I will be
starring in the biggest
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science fiction film of all time,
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and the biggest rom com film
of all time?
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Isn't it amazing?
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The biggest science fiction film
of all time
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and the biggest rom com film
of all time.
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You'll make $1 billion.
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$1 billion? Well, I'll take
a pinch of that shit.
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Ha!
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As long as I'm not
playing the butler.
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What?
Brits in Hollywood.
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They're always playing butlers,
and if not butlers, murderers.
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No, no, you won't be
playing the butler.
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Well, what's the plan?
Do you remember Brooke Hooberman?
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Yes, I remember.
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She handles all the Brits
over there.
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I'll text you her number.
Call her pronto.
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Is it always this hot, Pronto?
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Why are you calling me Pronto?
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I don't know.
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Jane said to call you that.
Is it a nickname or something?
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No, don't call me Pronto.
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My name is Brooke Hooberman.
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May I ask,
is this your permanent office?
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It seems to be a car.
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I love British actors.
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I've handled them over here
for Goddamn years.
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Peter O'Toole, love him.
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Larry Olivier, Ollie Reed,
all great guys.
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Are they doing OK?
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Well, I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, but...
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Ray Sober is dead.
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Poor bastard can't do the movie now,
he's dead.
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Jane recommended you, and the
director took a look at your reel -
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he thinks you're the Goddamn guy.
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You got a bit of time
before the Star Wars movie, right?
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You mean the biggest science fiction
movie of all time?
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Yeah, anyway, the director
is Dwight Difference.
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I'll arrange a Zoom call with him.
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All right. Well, as long as
I'm not playing the butler.
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What?
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You know, British actors,
always playing the butler
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or the murderer.
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It is the butler.
You'll be playing the butler.
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Right.
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But the butler turns out
to be the murderer,
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so you're playing the butler
AND the murderer.
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I thought it was a rom com.
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A what?
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Dwight signed up a real A-lister
to play the lead.
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This guy wants to meet you before
they officially offer you the part.
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Who is this A-lister?
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Ah, Dwight's keeping shtoom,
but he's big.
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Oh, I need you to do me
a Goddamn favour.
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What?
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Are you friends with David Bowie?
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What?
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Well, you're from London,
you must know David.
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I have something belonging to him.
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You know the suit he wore
in the 1983 Serious Moonlight tour?
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No.
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Well, it's in that suitcase
next to you.
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He left it here years ago,
and then he never collected it.
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Could you give that back to him
next time you see him in London?
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Well, again, I hate to be the bearer
of bad news, Brooke, but...
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Could you do that for me, Toast?
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I've got to meet my next actress.
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Right.
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You've got to get out,
I've got to meet my next girl.
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Oh, right, OK.
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Ah, Natasia, great news
about the vampire comedy, huh?
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Hey.
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Didn't mean to barge in.
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Wasn't sure where you were.
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Well, you can see me
through the glass.
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Could you get that?
Get what?
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It's Billy.
Could you just buzz her in?
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Who's Billy? What time is it?
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It's 6.00am.
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What?
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Hello?
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Yeah, I'm letting you in.
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What?
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Who is she?
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What?
Who is that woman?
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Hold on a second.
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What were you saying?
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Who is that lady?
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That's Billy. She helps me out.
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Billy, can I have a can of soda?
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What do you think of that?
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Shit!
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Did you ever do that
at immigration?
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No, but as an actor, I've found it
useful for both comedy and drama.
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Ah. My agent, checking in.
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Your agent?
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You with the FBI?
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No, my acting agent.
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Oh!
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I'm just going to go lie down.
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He's in a funny mood.
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But hey, guess he's always in
a funny mood.
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You speak English?
Yeah!
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Just not in front
of Russ Nightlife.
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It's easier that way.
He's not the kind of person
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you want to get into a long
conversation with.
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It's best if he thinks
I don't speak English.
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Yeah, he is very odd.
Yeah.
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He rarely leaves this apartment.
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And don't provoke him,
because he'll get frightened
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and he'll try to fight you.
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You know that whole
fight or flight response
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to a tense situation?
Yes.
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What would you do?
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Well, it would depend
on the situation.
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Yeah, he is VERY odd.
Mm.
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Hey, you know what? I've got to go
Zoom with this British guy,
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so I'll call you back, all right?
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Holy Moley!
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Holy mackerel.
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Oh, my God, Catherine, if you could
see what I'm looking at right now.
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He looks like he's calling
from jail.
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He looks like a sex nuisance.
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Erm, hello there. Just so you know,
you're not muted.
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Shit. Hey, Catherine,
I'm going to call you back.
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I am so sorry.
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It's OK.
I am incredibly mortified.
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I am so sorry.
No. Forget it.
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I'm Steven Toast, and I'm assuming
you're Dwight Difference.
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I am Dwight Difference, and I am
very excited about the possibility
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of us working together.
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I met with Brooke Hooberman,
who suggested I get in touch
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with you regarding
your new motion picture.
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Now, when you mentioned my name,
did she sort of mumble
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under her breath,
like kind of a growl?
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Now you bring it up,
I think she did.
252
00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:29,760
You know, I've got to tell you,
I love your accent.
253
00:14:29,795 --> 00:14:32,120
I love it.
Can you say something else?
254
00:14:32,155 --> 00:14:33,605
Something else.
255
00:14:33,640 --> 00:14:35,500
You know, I love that.
256
00:14:35,535 --> 00:14:37,325
You know Shakespeare?
257
00:14:37,360 --> 00:14:39,165
Let me hear some Shakespeare.
Yeah.
258
00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:45,360
"Drink provokes the desire
but takes away the performance."
259
00:14:45,395 --> 00:14:47,257
That's from Macbeth.
260
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:49,120
Is that Shakespeare?
261
00:14:49,155 --> 00:14:50,245
Yes, it is.
262
00:14:50,280 --> 00:14:52,160
Is he English?
Yes, he was.
263
00:14:52,195 --> 00:14:53,577
Did not know that.
264
00:14:53,612 --> 00:14:54,925
That is so cool.
265
00:14:54,960 --> 00:14:57,605
You know something?
You're going to be great in my film.
266
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:01,400
Not to mention the fact that we have
a major star playing the lead.
267
00:15:01,435 --> 00:15:02,925
Really? Who is it?
268
00:15:02,960 --> 00:15:04,485
I bet you want to know.
269
00:15:04,520 --> 00:15:07,560
I got to tell you this,
he's British, just like you,
270
00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:08,925
and he's a little reclusive,
271
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:11,325
so he wants to meet you before
I offer you the part.
272
00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:14,480
It's a formality, but everything's
going to be all right, OK?
273
00:15:14,515 --> 00:15:16,165
It's going to be beautiful.
274
00:15:16,200 --> 00:15:19,000
Did I mention I'm starring
in the new Star Wars movie?
275
00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,525
Yeah, sure.
276
00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,085
All right, so I've got to go.
277
00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,640
I will see you at the Canyon Cafe,
4.00 this afternoon.
278
00:15:24,675 --> 00:15:25,965
Say it after me.
279
00:15:26,000 --> 00:15:27,840
Canyon Cafe, 4.00. I'll be there.
280
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,205
I love that accent.
281
00:15:30,240 --> 00:15:33,880
Oh, by the way, remember to wear
some tennis shorts.
282
00:15:33,915 --> 00:15:35,600
Tennis shorts?
283
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,245
Jim!
284
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:44,765
Hey, Steven.
285
00:15:44,800 --> 00:15:46,165
Nice shorts, man.
286
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:47,640
I thought you were in Paris.
287
00:15:47,675 --> 00:15:49,325
How's Jane?
288
00:15:49,360 --> 00:15:52,440
Jane's good, yeah.
I'm glad I saw you, hold on.
289
00:15:52,475 --> 00:15:53,880
I'll just give you my...
290
00:15:55,440 --> 00:15:57,080
What the f...?
291
00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:10,325
Hey!
292
00:16:10,360 --> 00:16:13,725
I'm Nina Armenian,
Dwight's assistant.
293
00:16:13,760 --> 00:16:16,800
All right. Dwight suddenly had to
take a short skiing holiday,
294
00:16:16,835 --> 00:16:19,645
but I'll be organising things
for you today.
295
00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:22,600
He what? He had to suddenly
take a skiing holiday.
296
00:16:22,635 --> 00:16:24,617
He says it's too hot in LA.
297
00:16:24,652 --> 00:16:26,565
Well, he's right about that.
298
00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:29,125
When do I get to meet
this major star?
299
00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:32,920
Our major star is British,
and like a lot of you British guys,
300
00:16:32,955 --> 00:16:35,485
he's kind of eccentric, you know?
301
00:16:35,520 --> 00:16:38,000
And he wants you to
do something for him.
302
00:16:38,035 --> 00:16:39,405
What's that?
303
00:16:39,440 --> 00:16:41,005
He needs to see your knees.
304
00:16:41,040 --> 00:16:43,200
He's got this thing about knees.
305
00:16:43,235 --> 00:16:44,685
Are you serious?
306
00:16:44,720 --> 00:16:47,360
He says the knees have to look right
and not be too distracting,
307
00:16:47,395 --> 00:16:50,080
otherwise it's a deal-breaker.
308
00:16:50,115 --> 00:16:52,285
Well, this is bloody odd.
309
00:16:52,320 --> 00:16:55,800
Not how I thought I'd get my
first major Hollywood movie role.
310
00:16:55,835 --> 00:16:58,480
Never a dull moment in
Hollywood, right?
311
00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:00,360
What?
Follow me, please.
312
00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,780
Is that a two-way mirror?
313
00:17:11,815 --> 00:17:13,547
Yes! How did you guess?
314
00:17:13,582 --> 00:17:15,151
He's behind the mirror.
315
00:17:15,186 --> 00:17:16,813
Yeah, I thought so.
316
00:17:16,848 --> 00:17:18,405
This is going so great.
317
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:22,120
He's now asked if you could turn
and stand in profile.
318
00:17:27,120 --> 00:17:29,405
Bit kinky, all this, isn't it?
319
00:17:29,440 --> 00:17:32,400
Wouldn't be surprised if it was
Mark Rylance behind the mirror.
320
00:17:32,435 --> 00:17:34,840
I know he's into this
kind of rumshenanigan.
321
00:17:34,875 --> 00:17:36,800
He says he's very grateful.
322
00:17:36,835 --> 00:17:38,085
I bet he is.
323
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:39,440
When do I get to meet him?
324
00:17:39,475 --> 00:17:40,685
Not just yet.
325
00:17:40,720 --> 00:17:44,680
He says he doesn't feel quite ready.
He's sure you understand.
326
00:17:44,715 --> 00:17:47,085
Understand what?
327
00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,520
Makes me wonder what kind of crazy
shit he'll get up to on set.
328
00:17:50,555 --> 00:17:52,760
Oh, great,
he's got everything he needs.
329
00:17:52,795 --> 00:17:54,400
He says you can go now.
330
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,240
The whole thing was very odd indeed.
331
00:18:10,080 --> 00:18:12,200
Russ, can I ask you
a personal question?
332
00:18:12,235 --> 00:18:14,320
Due to our situation,
it could be relevant.
333
00:18:14,355 --> 00:18:15,805
What is it?
334
00:18:15,840 --> 00:18:17,880
Do you have OCD?
335
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:21,440
You mean obsessive-compulsive
disorder?
336
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:25,200
Yes. Do you have OCD?
337
00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:26,965
Why do you ask?
338
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,800
Because you've spelt OCD
with your peas.
339
00:18:30,880 --> 00:18:32,445
Oh, weird.
340
00:18:32,480 --> 00:18:34,180
Didn't know I did that,
341
00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:35,880
but no, I don't have OCD.
342
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,245
Ah, thanks.
343
00:18:43,280 --> 00:18:46,560
Hold on, these shrimps,
344
00:18:46,595 --> 00:18:49,805
are they definitely dead?
345
00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:52,760
Billy, did you get these
from the usual fish place?
346
00:18:59,120 --> 00:19:00,920
Yeah, but are they definitely dead?
347
00:19:02,080 --> 00:19:05,360
I thought I saw some movement,
a sign of life.
348
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,120
Well, they look pretty dead to me.
349
00:19:07,155 --> 00:19:08,600
Well, how do you know?!
350
00:19:10,600 --> 00:19:12,880
Billy, did you get any
documentation certifying
351
00:19:12,915 --> 00:19:15,640
that they're definitely dead?
352
00:19:23,320 --> 00:19:24,645
What did she say?
353
00:19:24,680 --> 00:19:27,140
She said they were caught in Alaska,
so she's guessing
354
00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:29,600
there's a fair chance
they didn't survive the journey.
355
00:19:31,200 --> 00:19:32,685
Toast!
356
00:19:32,720 --> 00:19:35,680
I don't think you appreciate
how serious I am about this.
357
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:42,085
Jesus, this guy looks like a dog.
358
00:19:42,120 --> 00:19:44,840
That Goddamn white streak
makes him look like an asshole.
359
00:19:44,875 --> 00:19:46,845
He looks like a fucking asshole,
like skunkhead.
360
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:49,405
Maybe he's in the witness
protection programme, I don't know.
361
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:52,680
Maybe he's going through something.
Just so you know, you're not muted.
362
00:19:52,715 --> 00:19:53,925
Fuck me.
363
00:19:53,960 --> 00:19:55,400
All right, I've got to go. Bye.
364
00:19:55,435 --> 00:19:57,045
I am so sorry.
365
00:19:57,080 --> 00:19:59,925
I am terribly, terribly sorry.
366
00:19:59,960 --> 00:20:03,360
You know, I'm juggling my cellphone,
I've got the iPad...
367
00:20:03,395 --> 00:20:04,885
It's OK.
368
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,365
These things, they happen.
369
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:09,720
Now, listen, Toast,
I'm so glad you called.
370
00:20:09,755 --> 00:20:11,725
He wants to meet you.
Who does?
371
00:20:11,760 --> 00:20:14,680
"Who does?" Our Goddamn star,
that's who, our A-lister.
372
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:18,405
He is ready to say hello personally.
373
00:20:18,440 --> 00:20:21,840
Yesterday's knee thing went
so great, and now he thinks
374
00:20:21,875 --> 00:20:25,160
it's time to, you know, finally meet
face-to-face.
375
00:20:25,195 --> 00:20:26,925
Great. When's it happening?
376
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,480
Tomorrow. I'm hosting a big
Hollywood party.
377
00:20:29,515 --> 00:20:31,085
It's a fancy dress party,
378
00:20:31,120 --> 00:20:33,760
a David Bowie-themed fancy
dress party.
379
00:20:33,795 --> 00:20:35,577
Ooh, I like the sound of that.
380
00:20:35,612 --> 00:20:37,325
I'm going as Ziggy Stardust.
381
00:20:37,360 --> 00:20:39,760
Yes, I did think you looked
a little different.
382
00:20:39,795 --> 00:20:42,085
So that look is gone.
383
00:20:42,120 --> 00:20:45,205
You can't look like
Ziggy Stardust, OK?
384
00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:48,360
You need another David Bowie
costume, because as I say,
385
00:20:48,395 --> 00:20:50,365
Ziggy is gone.
386
00:20:50,400 --> 00:20:52,480
No Ziggy. Very well.
387
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:22,520
This movie's going to be
my best ever, I can smell it.
388
00:21:22,555 --> 00:21:26,080
Great. I did presume you were
going to be here.
389
00:21:26,115 --> 00:21:28,045
I'm actually in Alaska.
390
00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:30,560
It's such a shame I can't meet you
in person, Toast,
391
00:21:30,595 --> 00:21:33,600
but it won't stop me
from enjoying this party.
392
00:21:33,635 --> 00:21:36,160
Anyway, our star
is dying to meet you.
393
00:21:36,195 --> 00:21:37,800
Is he here yet?
394
00:21:39,400 --> 00:21:41,125
I don't see him there.
395
00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:45,200
One thing, Toast, you see anybody
else dressed like Ziggy Stardust,
396
00:21:45,235 --> 00:21:47,200
tell Nina Armenian to throw 'em out,
all right?
397
00:21:51,240 --> 00:21:52,565
Hello?
398
00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,320
Hi, I'm Paul Rudd, I'm here
for the Dwight Difference party.
399
00:21:55,355 --> 00:21:57,400
Are you dressed as Ziggy Stardust?
400
00:21:57,435 --> 00:21:58,885
Yes.
401
00:21:58,920 --> 00:22:01,620
I'm so sorry, Dwight's already
selected that costume,
402
00:22:01,655 --> 00:22:04,320
so I'm afraid you're not allowed
to enter the premises.
403
00:22:08,920 --> 00:22:10,700
Drink, sir?
404
00:22:10,735 --> 00:22:12,480
Why not?
405
00:22:21,160 --> 00:22:22,885
I knew David Bowie.
406
00:22:22,920 --> 00:22:26,240
Charming chap.
Always carried explosives.
407
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:28,720
Is it always this hot?
408
00:22:28,755 --> 00:22:30,325
Are you English?
409
00:22:30,360 --> 00:22:33,480
Yes. Is it that obvious?
I'm an actor.
410
00:22:33,515 --> 00:22:35,840
Are you Anthony Hopkins?
411
00:22:35,875 --> 00:22:37,400
No. He's Welsh.
412
00:22:38,880 --> 00:22:42,000
I'm actually here because I'm
starring in the new Star Wars movie.
413
00:22:42,035 --> 00:22:43,845
Yeah, sure.
414
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:45,085
What did you say?
415
00:22:45,120 --> 00:22:47,525
I said make sure you see
the beautiful garden.
416
00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:52,520
It was actually the first garden
in America, created in 1965.
417
00:22:52,555 --> 00:22:54,800
You never know
who you might see there.
418
00:22:54,835 --> 00:22:57,800
I saw Simon Garfunkel once.
419
00:22:57,835 --> 00:22:59,925
Oh, it's one person?
420
00:22:59,960 --> 00:23:02,360
For years, I assumed
they were a double act.
421
00:23:05,800 --> 00:23:08,920
Anyway, you might bump into
a few celebrities out there.
422
00:23:08,955 --> 00:23:10,965
OK, sounds great.
Do you fancy a stroll?
423
00:23:11,000 --> 00:23:14,520
Sorry, sir, I'm not allowed
to socialise in any way with guests.
424
00:23:14,555 --> 00:23:16,400
Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
425
00:23:24,240 --> 00:23:26,200
Ah, wishing well.
426
00:23:26,235 --> 00:23:27,720
So it is.
427
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,160
Ooh!
428
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:39,800
I knew very little of science
fiction before I accepted the role,
429
00:23:39,835 --> 00:23:44,320
so to win this Oscar
is very special.
430
00:23:44,355 --> 00:23:46,360
Very special indeed.
431
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:48,840
Thank you.
432
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:04,600
Hello.
433
00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:15,480
Toast, Toast, snap out of it.
434
00:24:15,515 --> 00:24:17,197
Toast! Snap out of it!
435
00:24:17,232 --> 00:24:18,845
Where a...? Where am I?
436
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:20,805
What the hell happened, Steven?
437
00:24:20,840 --> 00:24:25,880
I was attacked by a man in a
David Bowie Ashes To Ashes costume.
438
00:24:25,915 --> 00:24:29,360
This man?
That's him. That's who attacked me.
439
00:24:29,395 --> 00:24:31,280
Shit, that's just Daniel
being Daniel.
440
00:24:31,315 --> 00:24:33,845
Who?
Daniel Day-Lewis, you goof.
441
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:36,780
That's who.
He's the A-lister in our movie.
442
00:24:36,815 --> 00:24:39,680
Daniel Day-Lewis was
the Ashes To Ashes man?
443
00:24:39,715 --> 00:24:43,805
Yes. He just wanted to say hello.
444
00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,840
Jesus, I think you might have
blown it, Steven.
445
00:24:45,875 --> 00:24:47,840
I mean, you bit his ear off.
446
00:24:47,875 --> 00:24:49,085
I what?
447
00:24:49,120 --> 00:24:50,885
You lost all control, Toast.
448
00:24:50,920 --> 00:24:53,920
Daniel has gone straight to the
hospital whilst his team search
449
00:24:53,955 --> 00:24:55,645
the gardens for his missing ear.
450
00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:58,000
Really? What the fuck's
the matter with you?
451
00:24:58,035 --> 00:25:00,377
They've been looking for it
for three hours.
452
00:25:00,412 --> 00:25:02,685
Do you remember biting it off,
Steven? No.
453
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:05,140
I mean, I may have slightly
panicked, you know,
454
00:25:05,175 --> 00:25:07,560
the fight or flight response
to a tense situation.
455
00:25:07,595 --> 00:25:09,205
I chose fight.
456
00:25:09,240 --> 00:25:11,245
Which was the wrong response.
457
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:14,280
Yes, in hindsight,
I should have chosen flight.
458
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:18,920
Do you think this might affect
our movie?
459
00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:21,445
Nina, take me inside.
460
00:25:21,480 --> 00:25:23,880
Yes, Dwight.
No, wait, wait...
461
00:25:23,915 --> 00:25:25,605
Dumb Limey asshole.
462
00:25:25,640 --> 00:25:28,640
Should've known not to hire someone
who looks like a pimp from the '70s.
463
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,600
Apart from the fight
with Daniel Day-Lewis,
464
00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,837
where they claim I bit his ear off,
465
00:25:35,872 --> 00:25:38,040
I'd say the party
was a huge success.
466
00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:40,520
The movie's not going ahead.
467
00:25:40,555 --> 00:25:41,885
Finished.
468
00:25:41,920 --> 00:25:45,005
You messed up big time, buddy.
469
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:48,920
Daniel Day-Lewis has pulled out.
You bit his Goddamn ear off.
470
00:25:48,955 --> 00:25:50,645
He's gone into retirement.
471
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:53,300
He's never going to make a movie
ever again.
472
00:25:53,335 --> 00:25:55,920
Bit of an overreaction,
wouldn't you say?
473
00:25:55,955 --> 00:25:58,125
You bit his ear off!
474
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,605
I've no recollection
of that at all.
475
00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:04,720
It doesn't matter what you
recollect, you crazy bastard,
476
00:26:04,755 --> 00:26:06,920
the main thing is the movie
is not happening.
477
00:26:06,955 --> 00:26:09,117
My son-in-law...
478
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,245
..is real pissed.
479
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:14,440
Well, thank goodness I still have
the Star Wars movie
480
00:26:14,475 --> 00:26:15,645
to look forward to.
481
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:18,640
Have you seen the state
of David Bowie's costume?
482
00:26:18,675 --> 00:26:20,840
What the hell
are you going to tell him?
483
00:26:20,875 --> 00:26:23,045
Tell who?
484
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,720
OK, here's my next meeting.
485
00:26:29,120 --> 00:26:30,885
Good God, it's Edward Fox.
486
00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:34,440
Toast? What the hell
are you doing here in LA?
487
00:26:34,475 --> 00:26:37,240
I'm starring in the new
Star Wars movie.
488
00:26:37,275 --> 00:26:39,725
Yeah, sure.
489
00:26:39,760 --> 00:26:43,000
What's this rumshenanigan
I hear about you
490
00:26:43,035 --> 00:26:46,205
chomping off Daniel Day-Lewis' ear?
491
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:49,880
The poor bugger just
came out of retirement.
492
00:26:49,915 --> 00:26:51,457
How the hell did you know that?
493
00:26:51,492 --> 00:26:52,965
Toast, your time with me is over.
494
00:26:53,000 --> 00:26:55,320
I'm now in a meeting with
Edward Fox.
495
00:26:55,355 --> 00:26:57,960
Please vacate the vehicle.
496
00:26:57,995 --> 00:26:59,440
Toodle-pip, Toast.
497
00:27:09,960 --> 00:27:11,365
Where's Billy?
498
00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:13,720
Don't worry about Billy.
Billy's going to be fine.
499
00:27:13,755 --> 00:27:15,920
You just concentrate
on standing still,
500
00:27:15,955 --> 00:27:17,677
and put that apple on your head.
501
00:27:17,712 --> 00:27:19,400
You got a problem with that?
502
00:27:19,435 --> 00:27:20,685
If I'm honest, Russ,
503
00:27:20,720 --> 00:27:23,725
it's not really the Tinseltown
experience I imagined.
504
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:27,520
Just put the apple on your head,
keep the dialogue to a minimum,
505
00:27:27,555 --> 00:27:30,760
and your head... still.
506
00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:33,640
All right.
507
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