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your grace
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sergeant i'm here on behalf of the red cross
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and i'd like to speak with a general kitchener
there is no general kitchener here grace
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security's paramount right now it's a
secret that you're visiting with the general
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can't be too careful with these
boars and their guerrilla tactics
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too careful looks like this place can
use a lot more care thank your pardon
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sir but these concentration camps are the
reason we're winning this war this way
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orlando our knight in shining armor
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thank you for coming what's going on kitchener it
seems that you've been somewhat liberal with the
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truth time has not been kind here well you'll
have to explain that to emily on my return
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to england it will be my first port of course
she's outside with conrad why are we here mother
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do you remember why king arthur
and his knights had a round table
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because it meant that all men were equal
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it's important that people born into
privilege lead by exam that's why your
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father and i are patrons of the red cross
helping others not hiding behind our status
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never forget that
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i'm just going to check on your father
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stay here conrad
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this terrible warby over shoulder of king
arthur and his noble knights were still here
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of course then which one
would you be i'd be laughing
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we have emergency supplies from the red
cross thank god she's on our side well
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on my side at least she's more of a force than
any of our enemies there's general kitchener
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we'll open the gate bring in those supplies emily
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that's a corner to hell kids
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i'm here
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you have to stay with me
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oh
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you have to stay with me darling
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protect our son
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protect him from this world
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never let him see warm can
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promise me
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i promise
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you know conrad up there i feel free yes i'm
very much looking forward to my first solo flight
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i remember what happened to icarus
conrad when he flew too close to the sun
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well i remember him needing
to escape man he got better
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i think we both see that story differently
welcome home you're great thank you
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afternoon everyone but if you're made in
flat yet well if god wanted man to fly
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he would have given him wings yes i suppose
you try father's car you haven't any wheels
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many watkins
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my study in five minutes
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your grace
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your grace i should be reprimanding you for
your insolence your opinion behind closed doors
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is one thing connie but i will not tolerate
such demonstrations in front of my household
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i'll play by your rules when you play by mine do
you really think you can keep secrets from me what
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do you mean once again you've turned down cousin
felix's invitation for conrad to stay with him in
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russia and how do you know that bosnians love a
good gossip and we've all noticed that you've no
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problem with felix travelling here but you seem
to have a problem with conrad traveling there
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or anywhere for that matter guilty as charged
i'm sorry i should have discussed it with you
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as all this flying around in circles made
you forget your manners what do i do now
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you haven't even offered me a drink oh yes i'm
sorry and if we had discussed this what would
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my opinion have been you think that my fear for
conrad's safety is a weakness fear is natural
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the problem is the more you fear something
the more likely it is to come true
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so then we're both in need
of a nanny so i could see
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oh
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can you fight with only one arm oh
yes if i had someone left to fight
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do you really think a knife can beat a bullet
this is how people are fighting nowadays
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now clean yourselves up before
this afternoon's appointment
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my father also brought me here for my
first suit kingsman world's finest tailor
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morning your grace hitting room
number one is ready for you thank you
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i wish your mother could see you now she
would have been so proud i hope so far
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although i might get more use out of a shooting
suit or a smoking jacket you know whatever might
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help in the pursuit of fighting birds oh
come on father it's a big world out there
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sooner or later you're going to have to let
me enjoy it even if even if you don't want to
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you know conrad
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our ancestors they were terrible people they
robbed lied pillaged and killed until one day
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they found themselves a nobleman but
that nobility it never came from chivalry
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it came from being tough and ruthless
back then to be called a gentle man
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would have been a death sentence not the mark
of honor it is today we are oxfords not rogues
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oxford kitchener i'm so glad we shared the same
taylor indeed well the kingsman clientele is
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enough to make any club envious oxford can
i borrow you for a moment is there something
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private may i suggest the patent room upstairs
sir perfect conrad this is morton my eighth cop
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morton look after young conrad for us
for you it'll be my pleasure man good
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i gather you turn down our austrian friend
archduke ferdinand's invitation to his shoot
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surely your pacifism doesn't
extend to a few birds does it
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us bumping into each other
here was no coincidence was it
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all seven years in whitehall these days which
is why i felt kingsman a safer place for a chat
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i'm worried that ferdinand's political ambitions
may be putting him in danger i need you to do me
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a small favor what sort of favor so you're
serious about being a soldier oh yes which
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regiment granted is couldn't it yes well no time
comes contact me i'll see what i can do conrad
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you're going to need that shooting suit after all
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my shepherd i have a separate egg
made especially for you and look
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inside a little replica of angus your
favorite goat you're late take a seat
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what is trust trust is having confidence
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in the honesty of another that will be our
weapon to change the world who do i trust
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animals never let me down
and they follow my commands
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blindly the question i now have is can i trust you
to behave like them open the boxes in front of you
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these rings will be the symbol of membership to my
vlog put them on and you will share in our success
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but break my trust and inside you will
find my final gift to you a tortoise
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am i not worthy of a better animal respondent i
have a bear i will happily exchange it with you
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yes princess i will be the great bear of russia
take what you believe is yours and by all means
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treat our shepherd with the same respect you hold
for that joke of a man who calls himself yodza go
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ahead respite him take it i dare you no no we are
a team and rasputin here as like my beloved angus
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always butting and [ __ ]
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but do not mistake fund us for
weakness you late russian fuckstick
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as everybody knows the door
toys eventually fins the race
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now
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my spy or should i see my mole in the british
government informs me that kitchener is concerned
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for the safety of the archduke ferdinand
friends my wee bear are you ready to prove
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kitchener's concerns are justified yes i
am my shepherd and i will not let you down
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does that make sense to you ferdinand ah now i
understand why you accepted my shooting invitation
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i didn't really believe kitchen and scare tactics
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harping on about my being in danger well
only a fool ignores a friend's warning
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thank you is it really too much to ask
i think you should come back with me
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and hear what he has to say turning you down is a
hard task i will give you my decision tonight good
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three
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i come here on a visit of
goodwill to be greeted by bombs
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i i shouldn't have brought
you here we need to get home
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and i can protect you but i just protected
you i don't need protecting yes you do conrad
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i'm sorry but you think you know what the world
is like but the truth is you're just a boy who
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has no idea what men are capable of what watching
my mother die wasn't a good enough introduction
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so
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oh take the first lift
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get this car moving now
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father is terrible about ferdie and sophie
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we're safe now aren't we yes but for how long
i'm beginning to understand what kitchen i was
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so afraid of already there are rumors
the austrians are mobilizing their army
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they don't believe this assassin acted
independently neither do i it's just serbia
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i mean it's such a small part of the world why do
they care not because small things can grow into
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big problems you see years ago there were three
young cousins the eldest was a real troublemaker
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their grandmother was queen victoria kept
them in line they grew up to become kaiser
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wilhelm of germany sar nicholas of russia and
king george of england and now for ferdinand's
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assassination has given the moronic kaiser
a reason to reignite their childhood feud
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but surely they've matured enough to avoid it all
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one would hope so and thankfully we have
our own king george to help keep the peace
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three young cousins who thought they knew
how to rule but now the soldiers are real
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get two copies of this photograph made
and have them delivered with these
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letters immediately i'll have more than see to it
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restraint is a virtue remember
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your duty his majesty my cousins the king
of england strongly suggests we do nothing
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remember how prince george used to enjoy
it when your english mother and her english
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doctors were torturing you george would
tease you about your deformities yeah
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you and don't forget that snickering at
his side was your little russian cousin
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cousin george is imploring self-restraint
against our other cousin the moronic kaiser
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king george has always protected our interests
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why would we go to war over something
so heavy because we gave serbia our word
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and besides i hate the kaizen it would be good
for his oversight ego to match his undersized hand
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a wise decision my son the soul
of russia is safe in your hand
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the world will laugh at you for not keeping
your word and standing by the austrians
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ignore the english king
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as russia's ally we have no choice but to join
this war i don't understand that kaiser and the
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tsar have both ignored the king's wishes why
that's a good question i all do respect sir
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this debate should happen after we have
won the war the prime minister is waiting
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and we're late morton's right my lord
it would be my honor to volunteer
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oh no fine word john conrad but therein lies the
problem legally you're not old enough to join up
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but still young enough to believe it's an
honorable thing to die for one's country
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the object of war is not to die for one's
country but to make the enemy die for theirs
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not even i could have imagined a war like this
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what i thought would take a decade for
us to achieve has taken two short years
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we have drained europe's
resources and millions have died
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pointlessly we have broken the trust
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between the people and the inbred monarchs
who only rule due to their fortune of birth
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do you know who hates king george
more than the kaiser me the english
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monarchy has impressed my beloved scotland for
over 700 years and at his time for retribution
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we will pull russia out of our war and unleash
the full might of germany to destroy england
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are you ready to begin the demise of
king george i will be done by shannon
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they've started conscription yes i'm well aware
of that conrad and well it was bad enough i didn't
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join when it was violent conrad this is not
a war do you understand it's not like any war
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that we've ever seen i don't care i should
be fighting it's not fighting it's dying
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much like this conversation
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tell that's a kitchen huh
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you're still too young conrad
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but everyone's lying about their age they're
all going over i know and i know you want to
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fight it's a testament to your character and i'm
proud of you for it yes but look what i was given
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in the village it's the symbol of a coward
and i should suffer such humiliation
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reputation is what people think
of you character is what you are
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victoria cross across is it yours yes when i
was young like you i wanted to serve my country
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but soon i began to question what
right we had to take the land riches
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and the lives of people who were
only defending their homeland
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every man i killed i killed a piece of myself
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maybe having a feather would have been better so
the next day i put down my rifle and i picked up
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a stretcher i should have been given the
cross for saving lives not taking them
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as soon as i replaced this with my
own medal i'll join the medical corps
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i've informed kitchener of
your intention of joining up
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and he has assured me that he
will not let you slip through
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i have a vision this boy is a
symbol of the soul of russia
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you must save russia
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you must pull out of the
war to save your son's life
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this is nonsense you dare to
question the vessel of the lord
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you died to risk your son's life
you just come to your senses now
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my dear cousin conrad it has been too long
since we last saw each other and i'm sorry
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i'm only writing to you now but in these
difficult times i'm not sure whom i can trust
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welcome there
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for a while now i've harbored my suspicions of the
so-called priest rasputin he has the time under
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his spell both spiritually and through opium
and has persuaded him to withdraw from the war
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the tsar intends to announce
this in his new year's speech
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cousin felix sends his regards oh i
hope your father's influence can help
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holden any ideas what's up in my opinion this is
a very grave situation we can trust absolutely no
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one i suggest we assemble and lead squad of
men we go to russia we sought out ourselves
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agreed secret immediately as i'm not allowed
to join now may i at least go with you
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god i do know your father made me swear
that i would protect my son at all costs
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where do you want to go conrad
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russia why to help cousin yusuf deal with rasputin
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he's going to force russia out of the war
kitchener have you killed so many men that
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you're now relying on boys to run your military
intelligence how dare you speak up morton
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conrad we're leaving
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now
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yeah don't you they just said we don't
make such a mess of things in russia
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one more dispatch box for tonight son
damn it morton how much you expect a man
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to read terribly sorry my lord i would
help but i'm definitely definitely more
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of a soldier than amazing we'll go
outside man and get some air right
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five million dead
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may god forgive me
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first ferdinand and now kitchener this was not an
accident kitchen was your friend not to mention
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this country's last home how can you be so calm
my dear oxford i wanted to apologize for our
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recent tracker in my opinion conrad is a fine
young man he was betrayed we must do something
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who is ready to face the world don't ignore
me father you know it's true you cannot keep
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running away from problems but i shall of course
respect your wishes and do everything i can
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to keep him out of harm's way i don't believe it
was a german mind there is something more afoot
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and what if you're successful
what if you're successful and
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keep you locked away as the world burns
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but until that day comes i will no doubt
be kept busy i remind your friend kid
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your incessant need to protect me will not
redeem your own failure to protect mother
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i'm sorry father
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i'm sorry
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follow me
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well about time welcome to the
club is he part of the briefing yes
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take a look
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you see this war has made me realize that we
cannot rely on politicians to do their job
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properly so i decided that we should do something
about it this isn't making any sense to me let me
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explain my reputation is of a man not wanting
to be involved which means that my character
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finds it much easier to be involved unnoticed
just like domestic servants everywhere who are
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seen but not heard essentially invisible unless
they're part of the oxford family of course
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chola and polly have gathered a network of
domestics such as the world has never seen
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while british intelligence listens to keyholes
are people that actually in the room very clever
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now after ferdinand's assassination i visited
gerald princip in his prison in sarajevo
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ah thank you
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why did you kill my friend it
was the alcohol i was overcame
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a very expensive rim for such a simple serb
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ah and a secret compartment
the smelt of almonds therefore
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cyanide princip's ring proves he was not acting
alone there is as you say conrad more afoot indeed
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your cousin's letter made us
extend our network to russia
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and it paid off the sales nanny found a ring
in rasputin's chambers identical to princess
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but with a tortoise instead of a bear and i think
we must go to russia immediately and find a way
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to interrogate this monk but by all accounts
rasputin is unbreakable as long as he's alive
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the cell will never change his mind and with
russia out of the war england is doomed my lord
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one life to save millions
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so the only way to honor the vow i made to your
mother is to break the vow i made to myself
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i'm afraid we have no other choice it
is time for us to kill gregory rasputin
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rasputin has accepted an invitation
to your cousin's christmas bowl
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the sars nanny informs me of rasputin's
weakness for sweet cakes and even sweeter boys
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so after the main course is served
conrad will entice brass beauty
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to a private dessert in the summer room where
naomi's legendary paper towels laced with poison
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getting to eat the cake understand yes brother
good tonight we will be rose not oxfords
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our guest of father rasputin
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are you waiters or englishmen
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whatever you are get me a [ __ ] drink
are you a monk or a ballet dancer
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i see you've mastered the very oscar glide
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why don't you glide over there
and get me a [ __ ] drink
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english man i like the english
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but it's a long way to come for a christmas
party for me yes but not for my son
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we're certainly a lot more fun
than i am in these dark days
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i'm looking for someone who can help me gain
an audience with the czar perhaps you can be of
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assistance but i am just a humble monk a humble
monk that this whole room reveres more fears
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i only make decisions when my stomach is full or
my balls are empty well thank god dinner is being
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served so your father tells me you like to have
fun yes i believe i'm sufficiently open-minded
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what is it that you russians
do that an englishman can enjoy
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everything food music delay the
backdrop art but most of all
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we like to [ __ ] like tigers
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is that something an english boy might enjoy
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yes but tonight i do not want to teach
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change seats with your father
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i'm so sorry if i've offended you only if you
consider being boring offensive not with your talk
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places
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fearful curse
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you know if i didn't know any better i'd say
your son was trying to [ __ ] me more likely
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you were trying to [ __ ] him your reputation
precedes you or if you know so much about my
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reputation put your leg in my lap i may be able to
fix it yeah but here somewhere private of course
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here we are
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you are expecting someone yes
our nanny is a wonderful cook
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so she's made this cake as a
gift for our host the prince
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please take your trousers off and sit down
certainly i will make the room warm for
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you come here
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ah there we are trousers off
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blood is life its flow is healing
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and i can teach it where to flow
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oh your wound was fixed superficially
and with very poor needle work
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00:49:00,560 --> 00:49:06,560
this cake is good now yes it's
bakery tart it's my favorite
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we can eat it together when when i put my
trousers back on no want to do this properly
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i will need energy
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very english yes very english
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kill me
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let me lick your wounds yes trust me oh god
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oh my god don't worry i will
help you and you will help me
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why do you want to see the needs signs stay
in the wall what makes you think you want
287
00:50:59,200 --> 00:51:06,560
i'm told he's been influenced god now we're
getting somewhere so if you really want your leg
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fixed tell me the truth why are you here
i'm here because because the cars will come
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i apologize your kid
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did not agree with me
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we must ice your leg only two minutes in the
cold water and you will be like a new man
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my my leg yes it's healed yes yes walk to me
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no no no no not the king leave the king
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the
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two minutes two minutes and you
will be healed you will be healed
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tell me a lot of almonds in bakewell thought
what other ingredients in big well done no idea
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00:53:45,920 --> 00:53:55,840
well i am and i also know what else
smells like almonds shall you die
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to keep myself immune
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now that's more like
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time to dance on your graves
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right
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oh
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foreign
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00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:33,840
uh
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00:55:54,960 --> 00:56:01,840
hmm
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hmm
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should we
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please kill me
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beautiful boy
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um
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00:56:59,680 --> 00:57:11,840
i fixed your leg which is more
than i can say for your set neck
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thank you for my new leg yeah
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are you all right i'm fine thank you
no thank you you've saved my life
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and you mine
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00:58:28,800 --> 00:58:35,840
what about sherlock no you'll be all
right he just needs to sleep it off
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00:58:51,120 --> 00:59:03,840
why is it the boys are always so
messy pick him up it's time to go
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00:59:13,040 --> 00:59:22,080
i want you to pick up where rasputin failed i
don't care about your ideology or your politics
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just start your [ __ ] revolution and
get russia out of my war comrade lenin
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00:59:29,520 --> 00:59:36,160
yes my shiver when my revolution is
complete the flocks left will be so powerful
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your problem will be finding my
equal to balance from the right
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00:59:48,880 --> 00:59:53,600
what's wrong with him today your
father broke his power of pacifism
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00:59:55,440 --> 00:59:59,840
but it was the right thing to do right
or wrong it doesn't make it any easier
323
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:27,840
happy birthday to you happy birthday to
you happy birthday happy birthday to you
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01:00:32,960 --> 01:00:33,680
to my son
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01:00:37,520 --> 01:00:44,080
thank you today you proved yourself
a man and you've made us all
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01:00:44,720 --> 01:00:55,840
very proud a toast to our
successful mission and my new leg
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01:00:57,520 --> 01:01:00,320
happy birthday conrad happy birthday
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01:01:03,200 --> 01:01:09,840
thank you father
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01:01:18,960 --> 01:01:23,760
i'm glad that we can finally
see eye to eye well i can now
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01:01:27,360 --> 01:01:32,160
now that i've blown up 19 candles i'm sure
you'll give me your blessing as i join up
331
01:01:32,160 --> 01:01:40,480
and finally fulfill my duty to my country conrad
you've just exceeded your duty to your country
332
01:01:42,080 --> 01:01:47,440
my wishes have nothing to do with your age father
your wishes were only granted because of my age
333
01:01:49,120 --> 01:01:55,120
there's nothing you can do to stop me now
what i ask for is your blessing at least
334
01:01:58,560 --> 01:02:05,840
i'm sorry conrad but you're asking for the one
thing that i cannot and i will not give you
335
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:04,640
our naval blockade around england has sunk
another american passenger ship the american
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01:03:04,640 --> 01:03:08,800
president could soon run out of patience
and if they join the war on england's side
337
01:03:09,920 --> 01:03:17,360
we will be defeated there are no rules in war
and making england start to death that's the risk
338
01:03:19,200 --> 01:03:23,200
but if you send this it will mitigate the risk
339
01:03:29,680 --> 01:03:32,320
are you sure yes my geyser
340
01:03:36,800 --> 01:03:37,520
get me zoomer
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01:03:40,560 --> 01:03:43,840
telegraphs are following
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01:03:48,720 --> 01:03:52,800
send this immediately use the
kaiser's top level encoding
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01:03:57,360 --> 01:04:01,120
gentlemen we have a priority one intercept
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01:04:01,120 --> 01:04:05,520
whatever you're doing cease now
we need this code cracked pronto
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01:04:09,440 --> 01:04:11,840
tea please
346
01:04:19,840 --> 01:04:23,680
good job rita this code is
what the kaiser has been using
347
01:04:23,680 --> 01:04:26,400
it must be unbelievably important can you break it
348
01:04:31,680 --> 01:04:39,840
i'll need a lot more information
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01:04:41,120 --> 01:04:53,840
what makes the grass
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01:05:05,360 --> 01:05:07,840
is
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01:05:17,600 --> 01:05:21,840
what does that mean
352
01:05:24,480 --> 01:05:35,840
direct from germany
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01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:49,840
thank you
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01:05:55,680 --> 01:05:59,680
i've cracked the cold it's remarkable
zimmerman the german secretary of state
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01:05:59,680 --> 01:06:05,040
in berlin to their ambassador in mexico
city he proposes an alliance with mexico
356
01:06:05,040 --> 01:06:10,480
germany wants to divert america's attention
so they're asking mexico to invade america
357
01:06:10,480 --> 01:06:14,480
imprint that so when president wilson
sees this then he has no choice but
358
01:06:15,600 --> 01:06:23,440
he has to enter the war and the war will be
over well done oh my my dear body well done you
359
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:31,840
you are incredible and there's hope for conrad
360
01:06:34,880 --> 01:06:40,080
well done oxford my idiot cousin the
kaiser has finally shot himself in the foot
361
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:46,000
you've hit us six with his telegram
oh boy kitchener would be proud
362
01:06:46,000 --> 01:06:51,600
well i think champagne is in order uh thank you
your majesty but i vowed not to drink until the
363
01:06:51,600 --> 01:06:58,160
comrade has returned safely from the wall why
didn't you mention that earlier i'll make sure
364
01:06:58,160 --> 01:07:04,000
the only action your boy sees is sharpening the
general's pencil i'm not sure that's cricket
365
01:07:08,560 --> 01:07:13,840
orlando you know how many boys lives you've
saved to this telegram please let me save one
366
01:07:18,320 --> 01:07:22,080
sir now that conrad's safety is assured
367
01:07:24,880 --> 01:07:28,560
to peace in our time to peace in our time
368
01:07:30,800 --> 01:07:34,880
king george is waiting for your
response mr president but how can this
369
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:39,600
telegram be real not even the germans
would be this stupid but sir i'm not
370
01:07:39,600 --> 01:07:46,960
doing a damn thing till i have undeniable
proof douglas statesman on the rocks please
371
01:07:55,360 --> 01:07:57,520
lieutenant oxford reporting for duty sir
372
01:07:58,960 --> 01:08:04,640
ah yes oxford lucky man you've
been assigned back to london
373
01:08:07,840 --> 01:08:14,800
sir there must be some mistake fortune favors
the brave or those under the king's gaze
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01:08:19,280 --> 01:08:23,840
sir
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01:08:50,960 --> 01:08:51,840
follow me
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01:09:18,880 --> 01:09:25,760
good question it's a complicated answer
i can only tell the duke and person well
377
01:09:25,760 --> 01:09:31,440
it's still in the name she's gonna sound
stupid according to conrad i'm lancelot
378
01:09:32,400 --> 01:09:38,640
you're merlin and i'm requesting
an audience with king arthur alonso
379
01:09:42,400 --> 01:09:49,440
doubts persist as to telegram authenticity
worried wilson won't go to war idiots some
380
01:09:49,440 --> 01:09:56,880
fools there's nothing left to debate polly do you
think we can extend our network to the white house
381
01:09:57,520 --> 01:10:00,960
most of their household staff were trained
in england so it shouldn't be a problem
382
01:10:00,960 --> 01:10:04,160
right well let's go to work i'll
get onto it right away thank you
383
01:10:10,640 --> 01:10:11,360
yes come in
384
01:10:13,840 --> 01:10:20,960
yo greece we have a visitor who is it a
friend of conrad saying he's landslide
385
01:10:20,960 --> 01:10:29,840
asking to see king over that brings
back foreign memories um shut him in
386
01:10:39,680 --> 01:10:43,840
so then why are you wearing
grenadiers officer's uniform
387
01:10:45,040 --> 01:10:45,600
this uh
388
01:10:48,000 --> 01:10:57,840
this will explain it better than
i can it's a wee bit surreal so
389
01:11:07,440 --> 01:11:13,760
dear father i too can play games
i've swapped places with archie reed
390
01:11:14,880 --> 01:11:21,680
the man in front of you actually he's a good
man yes sir who is simply following my orders
391
01:11:21,680 --> 01:11:27,680
and is possibly as confused as you are please
ensure my actions don't get him into any trouble
392
01:11:28,880 --> 01:11:35,040
tomorrow i finally fulfill my wish to go to
the front and in the meantime i enclose a poem
393
01:11:36,080 --> 01:11:44,720
which i thought you might appreciate
bent double like old beggars under sacks
394
01:11:47,120 --> 01:11:54,000
knock kneed coughing like
hags we cursed through sludge
395
01:11:55,760 --> 01:12:07,840
till on the haunting flares we turned our backs
and towards our distant rest began to trudge
396
01:12:11,280 --> 01:12:21,840
men marched asleep many had lost
their boots but limped on bloodshot
397
01:12:22,720 --> 01:12:36,320
all went lame all blind drunk with fatigue death
even to the hoots of tired of stripped five nines
398
01:12:36,960 --> 01:12:38,080
that dropped behind
399
01:12:46,560 --> 01:13:03,840
you lads welcome to the front line this
trench will be your home for the next
400
01:13:06,880 --> 01:13:17,840
come on
401
01:13:33,680 --> 01:13:37,680
be therefore man this one
never stopped surprising me
402
01:13:38,560 --> 01:13:45,840
a german waving a union jack what's next
allow me to answer that sergeant major
403
01:13:48,880 --> 01:13:53,200
that runner was actually a british spy
he was bringing me vital information
404
01:13:54,000 --> 01:13:57,360
our country needs what he was carrying
and i therefore need six volunteers
405
01:13:58,240 --> 01:14:01,360
you will accompany me to retrieve
what's left of him as soon as it's dark
406
01:14:06,240 --> 01:14:09,280
very good lad who else
407
01:14:12,000 --> 01:14:27,840
sergeant you fight one step forward much five more
brave volunteers excellent we move out of midnight
408
01:15:05,520 --> 01:15:23,840
hold your fire if the heroes from the
trenches will be fired upon from both sides
409
01:15:47,200 --> 01:15:51,840
so
410
01:15:53,200 --> 01:16:05,840
ugh
411
01:16:47,120 --> 01:17:01,840
please
412
01:17:16,960 --> 01:17:29,840
come on
413
01:17:34,560 --> 01:17:43,840
oh
414
01:17:48,000 --> 01:17:57,840
so
415
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:11,840
over there
416
01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:53,840
so
417
01:18:56,560 --> 01:19:07,840
huh
418
01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:13,840
first time out here
419
01:19:19,440 --> 01:19:22,880
same side god for the union jack eh
420
01:19:27,440 --> 01:19:30,560
i can honestly say that my first
time was worse than losing this leg
421
01:19:34,080 --> 01:19:40,080
i'm so sorry i shouldn't be the one crying
come over here and help me out i'm freezing
422
01:19:46,080 --> 01:19:49,840
honey
423
01:19:58,400 --> 01:20:03,840
i thought i knew what i wanted
424
01:20:15,200 --> 01:20:17,840
and now it'll make sense
425
01:20:25,360 --> 01:20:32,320
well i suggest we solve both our problems huh
426
01:20:32,320 --> 01:20:36,720
i need to get this to high command the
contents could help end this bloody war
427
01:20:38,160 --> 01:20:45,840
as i won't be walking anytime soon
i suggest you finish the mission
428
01:20:47,840 --> 01:20:59,840
and go home to a hero's welcome
no no off we go to a hero's walk
429
01:21:27,120 --> 01:21:27,840
[ __ ] yeah
430
01:21:43,280 --> 01:21:55,840
looking good
431
01:22:13,760 --> 01:22:23,840
so
432
01:22:28,720 --> 01:22:37,840
so
433
01:22:39,680 --> 01:22:44,480
all right you all right
jesus christ you're amazing
434
01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:51,840
i've never seen anything like it the bloody
over you're doing over there in the first place
435
01:22:53,200 --> 01:22:59,600
he'll explain everything he took the full force
of that blast sir yeah i wish you made it back
436
01:22:59,600 --> 01:23:06,000
son i tell you if i am worth the victoria truck i
don't know what is i always carry on the mission
437
01:23:06,000 --> 01:23:10,880
i need to get his tag command immediately i'll
tell you there myself what's your name soldier
438
01:23:12,560 --> 01:23:22,160
archie that's quite what you read actually did
you say yeah that's right lance corporal actually
439
01:23:23,360 --> 01:23:26,720
don't platoon first battalion
the black watch all right
440
01:23:29,600 --> 01:23:32,880
is that your best scottish
accent you're not actually
441
01:23:33,600 --> 01:23:36,880
lance corporal archery is a friend of mine
and i've been looking for him all night
442
01:23:39,200 --> 01:23:47,840
you're right there's a simple
explanation i'm not arguing german spy
443
01:24:06,240 --> 01:24:15,840
your son was killed in action
444
01:25:05,440 --> 01:25:11,840
holy
445
01:25:48,000 --> 01:25:56,240
if in some smothering dreams you too could
pace behind the wagon that we flung him in
446
01:25:57,680 --> 01:26:01,440
and watch the white eyes writhing in his face
447
01:26:04,880 --> 01:26:15,200
his hanging face like a devil's sick of sin
if you could hear at every job the blood
448
01:26:15,200 --> 01:26:21,840
come gargling from the froth
corrupted lungs obscene as cancer
449
01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:36,080
bitter as the cud of vile incurable sores
on innocent tongues my friend you would not
450
01:26:36,080 --> 01:26:49,200
tell with such high zest to children ardent
for some desperate glory the old lie dubshay
451
01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:03,840
it is sweet and proper to die for one's country
452
01:27:22,240 --> 01:27:30,480
i nikolai alexandrovich romanov emperor of russia
to hereby declare my revocable determination
453
01:27:30,480 --> 01:27:36,480
to renounce the throne for myself and my
descendants through this instrument of abdication
454
01:27:39,120 --> 01:27:45,840
immediately
455
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:59,840
uh
456
01:28:06,720 --> 01:28:12,320
the documents conrad recovered turned out
to be the german ambassador's original
457
01:28:12,320 --> 01:28:18,080
handwritten telegram that i cracked
it's the concrete proof america needed
458
01:28:19,200 --> 01:28:27,840
america would not have to join the war
conrad succeeded where we all failed
459
01:28:38,560 --> 01:28:43,120
there is a code of honor and using
a distraction to your own advantage
460
01:28:43,120 --> 01:28:49,680
breaks that code what apologies my shepherd
but i have disturbing news well your plan
461
01:28:49,680 --> 01:28:55,840
for russia has been a great success my plan
to keep america out of the war has backfired
462
01:28:56,480 --> 01:29:01,360
the american president is about to be given
the actual telegram i forced the kaiser to send
463
01:29:01,360 --> 01:29:09,840
such undeniable proof could provoke
the americans into entering the war
464
01:29:11,360 --> 01:29:25,200
bunker i'm like a man who admits to his mistakes
i do but i like more women who can fix them
465
01:29:26,080 --> 01:29:31,760
have our american friend dupont get mata
into the white house time for you to work
466
01:29:31,760 --> 01:29:52,320
your magic on the president mata now go on take
the shoe the president through the real forces
467
01:29:52,320 --> 01:29:53,680
will you grace me having tea
468
01:29:57,120 --> 01:30:05,840
it's scotch time 24 hours a day
469
01:30:21,280 --> 01:30:33,840
um
470
01:30:41,920 --> 01:30:47,840
neither do i
471
01:30:48,800 --> 01:30:51,440
it looks like you can use a strong one to sober up
472
01:30:53,360 --> 01:30:58,480
i'm afraid it'll take more than that so oh
well maybe this will do the trick russia's
473
01:30:58,480 --> 01:31:05,920
pulled out of the wall the british empire faces
imminent defeat america still refuses to join
474
01:31:07,680 --> 01:31:14,720
i personally telephoned president wilson
he didn't deign to receive my call so they
475
01:31:15,520 --> 01:31:26,000
got to him as well indeed the kaiser's blockade
is working the people are hungry next revolution
476
01:31:26,880 --> 01:31:36,320
might be here i've even been advised to change my
german surname sax coburg to windsor more english
477
01:31:39,120 --> 01:31:43,840
i'm afraid than sir that england is doomed
478
01:31:50,960 --> 01:31:52,080
i wanted to give you this
479
01:31:54,160 --> 01:31:57,840
for conrad a true hero
480
01:32:00,720 --> 01:32:11,840
a man who knew his duty
481
01:32:14,320 --> 01:32:20,880
enough of this self-pitying poppycock
if it were just you you and i
482
01:32:21,680 --> 01:32:30,560
in our grief i'd say do as you will drown
in drink and i'd join you but he's watching
483
01:32:33,360 --> 01:32:39,840
and he would have been such a better man
484
01:32:40,480 --> 01:32:51,280
but he can't he won't be that not
anymore so you must in his stead
485
01:32:53,440 --> 01:32:55,600
be the man your son would have been
486
01:33:03,360 --> 01:33:09,200
regretfully i can no longer remain
in your service forgive me my lady
487
01:33:18,480 --> 01:33:23,200
my heart is broken as well holly holly
488
01:33:25,920 --> 01:33:27,760
i do not accept your resignation
489
01:33:30,400 --> 01:33:30,900
but
490
01:33:32,880 --> 01:33:49,840
i will accept a very strong cup of tea
491
01:34:09,920 --> 01:34:14,160
looking better you grace feeling better polly
492
01:34:16,560 --> 01:34:22,560
so what have i missed we followed your last
sober order and extended our network to the
493
01:34:22,560 --> 01:34:28,560
white house the president's butler informed us
that since receiving the telegram conrad recovered
494
01:34:28,560 --> 01:34:32,640
the president hasn't been himself
this may be the proof i asked for
495
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:37,200
but remember my election promise out of the
war not in douglas get me a statement on the
496
01:34:37,200 --> 01:34:42,960
rocks now constantly engaged in top secret
conversations with his embassy in london
497
01:34:42,960 --> 01:34:49,760
and ignoring all advice to go to war and do we
have someone in the embassy of course mr president
498
01:34:50,560 --> 01:34:56,720
i don't know how to proceed we're meeting
to discuss your new demands i see and she
499
01:34:56,720 --> 01:35:13,840
suggests we make an unannounced visit at
three o'clock right well you better move on
500
01:35:17,200 --> 01:35:21,440
good afternoon please inform the ambassador
the duke of oxford is here to see him
501
01:35:23,520 --> 01:35:27,840
yes
502
01:35:39,120 --> 01:35:41,840
thank you for your time mr ambassador
503
01:35:48,560 --> 01:35:53,600
if you wouldn't mind i'm sorry i
couldn't help admiring your scar
504
01:35:54,640 --> 01:36:00,640
an exquisite cashmere yes very rare do you
know the test of a truly pure catchment
505
01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:09,840
a ring yet happily you do not wear one you are
506
01:36:11,920 --> 01:36:17,840
mistaken now that is disappointing but this
507
01:36:20,480 --> 01:36:23,840
is not
508
01:36:36,960 --> 01:36:39,200
in the balance i'm gonna bend the rules now tell
509
01:36:39,200 --> 01:36:51,840
me who's behind this also help
me you'll never breathe again
510
01:36:55,760 --> 01:36:57,520
ah ambassador
511
01:36:59,920 --> 01:37:04,000
is she dead no she has an extreme case of hypoxia
512
01:37:04,800 --> 01:37:08,800
she'll be fine and so will you as
long as we have an honest conversation
513
01:37:17,520 --> 01:37:24,320
what you're looking at is the lady you strangled
she filmed herself seducing the president and is
514
01:37:24,320 --> 01:37:30,240
now blackmailing us to not even think about
entering the war we cannot risk the integrity
515
01:37:30,240 --> 01:37:38,640
of the u.s presidency i'm sure now if we can get
that negative then we will happily join england
516
01:37:38,640 --> 01:37:47,840
and put germany out of business well i suggest
you interrogate her and i'll follow up on this
517
01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,840
this is cashmere from the camaliro goat
518
01:37:53,360 --> 01:38:02,240
it's very rare where does it come from mr
collins catch me book number one please
519
01:38:02,240 --> 01:38:10,560
thank you it comes from here the only place
in the world where the camellia goat breeds
520
01:38:11,280 --> 01:38:15,840
excellent chola we're going
into the cashmere business
521
01:38:33,680 --> 01:38:42,480
i can see six men guarding the lift you can
call it that give them and their numbers will
522
01:38:42,480 --> 01:38:49,360
be reduced oh no polly the film's negative is
going to be up there and that's our real prize if
523
01:38:49,360 --> 01:38:57,840
these guards are alerted then i don't think we'll
make it up it's vital that we control this lift
524
01:39:00,160 --> 01:39:06,640
this is called a parachute it means
that one can jump out of a plane safely
525
01:39:08,480 --> 01:39:15,920
so tomorrow at dawn i'll fly the plane over the
mountain and shoulder will jump out you land with
526
01:39:15,920 --> 01:39:23,840
the parachute take control of the lift and then
you fire this flare it's a signal to me by which
527
01:39:23,840 --> 01:39:28,960
time i'd have landed the plane made my way over to
the bottom of the lift while polly provides cover
528
01:39:30,160 --> 01:39:36,800
so i could do anything for you but i cannot
jump out of an aeroplane and it's not that
529
01:39:36,800 --> 01:39:44,960
i wouldn't try it's there i know i'd let you down
uh yes well i appreciate your fear of heights but
530
01:39:45,680 --> 01:39:51,200
i am the only one who can fly so but you wouldn't
have to land the play you just have to land
531
01:39:51,200 --> 01:40:01,440
yourself hmm well it um would be a bad form to ask
a man to do something that i wouldn't do myself
532
01:40:02,880 --> 01:40:21,840
all right shower get ready
for my signal we go a dawn
533
01:41:53,200 --> 01:41:59,840
oh
534
01:42:21,440 --> 01:42:27,840
um
535
01:42:28,480 --> 01:42:41,840
oh
536
01:43:11,280 --> 01:43:23,840
huh
537
01:43:28,240 --> 01:43:37,840
oh
538
01:44:21,840 --> 01:44:47,840
huh hmm
539
01:44:51,040 --> 01:45:01,840
look at that
540
01:45:15,360 --> 01:45:19,760
and she hasn't been seeing [ __ ]
541
01:45:19,760 --> 01:45:26,960
do you see this if the american president
thinks he can [ __ ] me he is very much mistaken
542
01:45:26,960 --> 01:45:34,240
take this negative to the press and it will
ruin his reputation war will be molesting on
543
01:45:34,240 --> 01:45:42,800
the americans mind and when the scandal is over
make sure the new president is in our pocket right
544
01:46:05,600 --> 01:46:11,840
hey
545
01:46:23,200 --> 01:46:25,840
hold up
546
01:46:34,320 --> 01:46:39,840
there's the signal get to the lift i'll cover you
547
01:47:14,960 --> 01:47:21,840
uh
548
01:47:37,280 --> 01:47:49,840
um
549
01:48:20,080 --> 01:48:31,840
wait
550
01:48:35,440 --> 01:48:45,840
oh
551
01:49:06,720 --> 01:49:13,840
thank god you're here this plan
hasn't exactly gone by the numbers
552
01:49:17,760 --> 01:49:21,520
honey do you have the film i have
the negative in my hand your grace
553
01:49:22,400 --> 01:49:28,240
well done so we have what we came for yes but
the cause of all this mayhem is still in there
554
01:49:29,200 --> 01:49:41,840
enough of dealing with tentacle silver it's time
to cut off the head it's good to have you back sir
555
01:50:18,720 --> 01:50:23,840
so
556
01:50:31,600 --> 01:50:42,400
you have got to be [ __ ] kidding me the thorn in
my side has just been a peace loving english rose
557
01:50:43,040 --> 01:50:46,160
the duke of oxford good day to you sir
558
01:50:48,000 --> 01:50:54,480
you are the very symbol of everything i'm
trying to destroy aristocrats like you stole
559
01:50:54,480 --> 01:51:00,640
my parents mill in scotland when i was a lad
entitlement has title in it for a reason no
560
01:51:02,720 --> 01:51:20,160
i'm gonna [ __ ] love calling
you come to puppy you pot prank
561
01:51:20,160 --> 01:51:33,840
i'm out
562
01:51:37,440 --> 01:51:50,160
the sound of silence it's my understanding that
you duke a formidable swordsman what say we end
563
01:51:50,160 --> 01:52:15,840
this shite as gentlemen after all manners maketh
man a gentleman does not hide in the shadows i
564
01:52:17,040 --> 01:52:17,920
surprise
565
01:52:27,040 --> 01:52:35,280
morton you see a little misplaced trust
allows one to get away with murder this
566
01:52:35,280 --> 01:52:42,480
debate should happen after we have won the war
i suggest we go to russia we sort out ourselves
567
01:52:54,400 --> 01:52:57,840
as far as i'm concerned his blood
568
01:53:00,000 --> 01:53:01,760
i've gotten you're gonna be harsh
569
01:53:04,880 --> 01:53:11,840
two on one behaving like a true gentleman
570
01:53:14,000 --> 01:53:39,840
you're delusional when you've killed millions
what see one more for good measure uh
571
01:54:00,880 --> 01:54:07,840
come on oh my god get up i said get up
572
01:54:27,840 --> 01:54:35,840
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01:54:40,640 --> 01:54:49,840
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574
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01:55:27,920 --> 01:55:32,840
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576
01:56:41,600 --> 01:56:55,840
hey my regards to the old kitchen
577
01:57:04,080 --> 01:57:10,000
he can't do it he can't let me fall he
goes against your every belief you are
578
01:57:10,560 --> 01:57:17,680
a pacifist i'm now completely reliant
on your mercy oh boy you're right
579
01:57:18,480 --> 01:57:37,840
i shouldn't let you fall only now i have
become the man that my son would have been
580
01:58:01,520 --> 01:58:05,840
are you all right we've been to worse your grace
581
01:58:07,520 --> 01:58:14,640
sir you'd jump in front of a bullet for me
but not out of an airplane so i would see you
582
01:58:16,800 --> 01:58:33,840
thank you my friend my pleasure so shoulder
how are we going to get down from here
583
01:58:40,720 --> 01:59:01,840
mr president chef has made your
favorite peanut butter cookies thank you
584
01:59:10,160 --> 01:59:29,840
immediately we are coming to war
585
01:59:34,160 --> 01:59:39,920
this victory is all down to
you and your fine son conrad
586
01:59:41,280 --> 01:59:45,280
and the courage of so many others so of course
587
01:59:47,440 --> 01:59:53,600
britain thanks you and i thank you for ensuring
that i didn't meet the same fate as my cousins
588
01:59:55,200 --> 02:00:00,400
wilhelm's application was understandable
but what happened to nicholas
589
02:00:03,840 --> 02:00:11,840
was despicable it was i hear your great
personal debt that i still have my crown
590
02:00:14,000 --> 02:00:18,160
in that case would you meet
me tomorrow at kingsman
591
02:00:18,160 --> 02:00:25,840
three o'clock a taylor shop
yes sir number 11 saddle round
592
02:00:29,360 --> 02:00:35,760
all of us here today are united
sadly in losing our sons and friends
593
02:00:36,480 --> 02:00:42,560
in this terrible war what happened to this
generation of young men must never happen again
594
02:00:43,840 --> 02:00:50,160
i believe the terms of versailles are too earnest
too extreme and could precipitate another war
595
02:00:51,840 --> 02:00:58,720
what the world needs is an organization that can
channel its resources towards preserving peace and
596
02:00:58,720 --> 02:01:07,120
protecting life an independent intelligence agency
operating at the highest level of discretion above
597
02:01:07,120 --> 02:01:15,840
the politics and bureaucracy of government-run
spy organizations to that end i have acquired
598
02:01:16,720 --> 02:01:25,600
this shop and i propose that we become the
founding members of the kingsman agency
599
02:01:28,000 --> 02:01:29,280
my code name will be
600
02:01:31,600 --> 02:01:35,200
arthur and if you agree to join me you may turn
601
02:01:35,200 --> 02:01:38,480
over your place card where you
will find your own code name
602
02:01:41,760 --> 02:01:43,040
i am galahad
603
02:01:47,840 --> 02:01:53,200
i am once a lot i am head of here
604
02:01:57,120 --> 02:02:06,400
i am excellent and this is merlin
who will be our quartermaster
605
02:02:08,640 --> 02:02:14,480
may our sons and friends rest
in peace and long live the
606
02:02:17,040 --> 02:02:17,840
thank kingsman
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