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Hi honey.

- Hi.

- I don't want to lose this
good thing that I've got

'cause if I do I will
surely surely lose a lot

'cause his love is better
than any love I know.

He's like thunder, lightning.

The way he loves me
it's frightening.

I better knock on wood baby.

- Never.

So can I go home now?

- I'll talk to somebody

about getting you a
private room or something.

- I don't like it here,
why can't I just go home?

- No.

- 'Cause I can't
afford the suits.

- I'm sorry about that.

- You are gonna have to stay
here for a little while longer.

- Hello Mrs. Jarett,
time for these.

Oh Mr. Jarett it's almost noon.

- Fine, I'm going.

- Thank you dear.

- Listen about the suits, it
was just a thing, I'm fine now.

- Do you want anything, a
magazine, something like that?

- You're gonna be out of
it in about five minutes.

Want me to wait?

Want me to stay?
- No.

- I'll wait.

I
better knock on wood.

I better knock on...

- 'Cause his love is better
than any love I know.

- You're crazy, you're crazy.

I'll tell them you're
mad, this woman is crazy.

Do you understand,
she's mad, she's crazy.

Doctor!

Doctor, Doctor, this
woman is insane.

She is crazy, she's crazy
I'm telling you, she's nuts.

She's crazy.

- The doctor said you were free

to leave in a couple of days.

- That the peace and
quiet could do you good.

- You're free.

- You're free Alice.

I'm free?

- You're free Alice.

You're free.

Well there's no point
in being inactive,

just don't overdo it either.

Try to stay at home
as much as possible.

- Good luck Alice.
- Relax.

- I am relaxed.

- Well get more
relaxed.

- Okay.

- A house in the country
is just what you need

to get you firmly on your feet.

- I am on my feet.

- Well get more on your feet.

Oh and don't forget, if you
have trouble getting to sleep

take two of the
tranquilizers or one even

if your dreams
are troubling you.

- I'm sure I'll be fine.

- I'm sure you will too.

- Oh and I'm sure you'll
take good care of her.

- I'm sure I will.

- And I don't want to
see you back here again.

You'd have to be crazy to come
back to a place like this.

Mr. Jarett.

- It's beautiful.

- Honey.

Honey.

This Barry Farnsworth,

he's in charge of
the renovations here.

- Hello.
- A pleasure, a pleasure.

Well what do you think of it?

- It's beautiful, it's huge.

How are we going to
pay for all of this?

- I got a paper route.

Don't worry it'll warm
up in a couple of weeks.

I'm sorry, it's my wife.

- It's okay I'm fine, I'm fine.

Look it just startled me.

- It's fine.

Oh it's beautiful.

- Hell of a place.
- Hell of a place.

- It's so big.

Well it needs
a lot of work still,

but still one hell of a place.

I practically
have to sell my soul for it,

but when it's done it'll
be a hell of a place.

It's just like heaven.

Morning.

- Hi.
- Hi.

So we had a couple
of drinks and that was it.

I left, you know.

- So you didn't--
- No I didn't, I told you,

the guy was there,
she was there,

we both felt stupid,
another time.

- Hey guys you want to give
me a hand with scaffolding?

- You're an idiot.
- Okay so I'm an idiot,

so great.

- So give me a goddamn
cigarette idiot.

- Ah gee sorry, I
only got 11 left.

- Only 11, nice guy.

Nice dickhead.

- Come on guys,
back to work huh?

- Need a break boss.

- Listen you've been on a
break for the last half hour.

It doesn't look good, come on.

- Back to work, come
on, get going now, now.

Taking yours?

- Tranquilizers.

- No I don't need any.

- They help you sleep,
just like sleeping pills.

It's so quiet here

I really don't think
they're necessary.

- I can't seem to
nod off without mine,

especially when it's quiet.

Why do you have so
much trouble sleeping anyway?

- I'm a vampire.

- Goodnight.

Martin.

Martin do you hear that?

What are you doing?

- Just getting the
job done ma'am.

Do you have any idea
what time it is?

- Well a job ain't done
till it's done huh?

Oh it's a nail gun.

You know I'd rather
use a hammer,

but these things just rip
the heck out of the rats.

I can see that.

I'd best set some traps,

that'd probably
be a lot cleaner.

- I guess so.

Look this work, do
you have to do it now?

- Well it ain't done, and
yeah it's gotta be done.

- Oh, okay.

I'm sorry.

At least someone's
working around here.

Martin.

Hmm?

- I was thinking of
doing some shopping.

Maybe find some wallpaper.

- Let's get everything
else finished first

and then we'll talk
about wallpaper later.

What's your big hurry?

- Yeah but I'd like
to take a look around

and well if I see anything
do you have any money?

- We'll have to talk about
this some other time.

I'm late as it is.

Bye bye honey, have a nice day.

Hello?

- What the hell's going
on around here guys?

- No.

- Well I went down there
last night before going home

and there was nothing done.

I go in this morning and
it's almost finished.

- Get out of here.
- Yeah it's true.

- Barns probably did it
himself and then he forgot.

- Hey fuck you.

Look basement walls don't
dress themselves alright?

- It's scabs.

It's scabs for sure, while we
could all use the overtime.

- It's students, he's got

fucking students
coming in at night.

- Students.
- Yeah maybe.

I don't know though.

Hey you got a smoke?

- Hey Barns, phone for you.

- I really can't say
Alice, probably late.

Well you know these
meetings can go on and on.

Soon as I can.

I promise.

Yes, fine.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- So looks like you're
on your own tonight huh?

Yeah I hate eating
alone, hate it.

Course you know we could
have dinner together huh?

- I don't think so.

- Yeah sure have a little
dinner, a couple of drinks,

maybe have a bit of a
time of it you know?

Well what do you say huh?

- One aspect worthy
of careful note

is the pronounced masculinity
factor in Paul Bunyan,

as a matter of
fact it can be said

that Paul embodies in
the extremes of course

every masculinity trait

that was valued at the
time of his conception.

Slide.

Now Paul was a
woodcutter, an occupation

obviously associated
with robust masculinity,

but he was also a giant.

He was exaggerated,
made immense.

Slide please.

Now the man's companion
was a big blue ox,

a bull of sorts, a super animal

with obvious male implication,

but the threat of modern
technological lifestyle

took Paul Bunyan's
brand of masculinity--

Alright we'll pick
it up next time.

Do the readings, don't forget.

Michelson, chapter
four and five.

- So there we were
about to do it, right,

and she says to me,
"so have a rubber?"

So I look at her and I
say "no aren't you okay?"

So she says "if I don't got
one then we can't do it."

So I think to myself now
there's a girl with class,

if I don't got it
then she won't do it,

now that's class if you ask me.

Yeah that's
what I just said.

- Guys you want to
talk about class,

let's talk about that
Jarett woman okay?

Now there is a woman with class.

- Maybe a little too
much class for you.

- Very wrong buddy.

Just so happens I'm supposed
to go see her tonight.

Her place, husband away.

- You're full of shit.

- No I don't.

Anyways that's what I'm doing.

I don't know I'm feeling
kind of sensitive.

- Yeah.

- You're going home,
you're gonna watch some TV.

- Look guys believe
what you want okay?

That's what I'm doing.

Would you all excuse me, I'm
a little bit busy tonight.

- Have a good time Roland.
- Take it easy sport.

- He's gone.

- Mrs. Jarett I'm sorry.

- I'm sorry, I realize
this is very unannounced.

I just, can I come in?
- No.

- See this is the
thing Mrs. Jarett

I just couldn't stand the
thought of you all alone

in this empty old house.
- My husband's home.

- I've come to keep you company.

And a clever conversation.

Get to know one another,
come on what do you say?

- I think we got
a lot in common.

Do you read?

Well I don't much
but I like you.

I like you a lot
so, you like me?

Oh okay don't answer that.

I've seen you.

- I'd say your life's
pretty good isn't it huh?

Yeah.

Busy, active, challenging.

The country life
isn't too bad either.

- Of course I'm not
gonna be here forever.

- No.

Work up a stink and I'm gone.

I'm kind of a city boy myself.

Mind if I join you?

- Great thanks.

Look why don't we just crack
this open right now huh?

You know Mrs.
Jarett I love wine.

I love it, don't know too
much about it though you know.

But I know what the hell
I like and I like you.

That I do so let's
just ease up huh?

Well I do.

- No, no!
- Relax.

No!

No.

Come on relax.

No.

Is that what I think it is, huh?

Fucking students.

It's those goddamn
fucking scab students.

Well we're just gonna have to
have a little chitchat huh?

Yeah?

A little chitty chit chat.

- And you know you're
just gonna have to learn

to keep your hands to
yourself aren't you son, huh?

Best get some rest,
I'll manage things.

What time did
you get in last night?

- I don't know, one,
1:30, I don't know.

You were out of it.
- I guess so.

- You think you should be taking
wine with your medication?

- I'm not taking medication.

- Really, well do
you think you should?

- You have a lot to say

about what I should
be doing don't you?

- I think you should be
taking some medication

before you go to bed I mean.

It could help you
with your dreams.

- My dreams are just
fine, thank you.

- I think this house needs a
total cleaning, top to bottom.

Everything, floors, ceilings.

- Don't be ridiculous,
that would take days.

What's for breakfast?

Any retail experience at all?

- No, but I'm very
good with people.

- Good.

What's your education, do
you have any chemistry?

Paint is chemistry,
you know that?

- Yes.

Liberal arts mostly.
- Liberal arts.

Mm-hm.

- You are aware that we
deal in house paints,

not art paints, you
are aware of that.

- Well yes.

I'm about to paint my own house.

- Good.

What about health problems?

Anything that we should know?

- Well I recently recovered
from a nervous breakdown

that had me in the
hospital for several weeks

and sometimes I see things
that can't really be happening,

but I know that so I don't
think it's really anything

that will interfere with my job.

- Fine, I think you'll do.

When can you start?

- Excuse me Mr. Jarett

could I have a bit
of a word with you?

- Well not much, not much,
just a little labor problem.

Seems as though we
lost our window man.

Roland, he's just disappeared.

- Can't be found is what I mean.

You see some of these guys
here, you know, good guys,

but they haven't got
the cleanest past.

- I don't think I want
to know about this.

- Well, you know, and
every now and again

one of them is gonna take off,

but that's why we
get them so cheap.

- That is absolutely
fabulous Farnsworth.

What you're telling
me is I'm going

to have a beautiful house
that won't have any windows.

- No that's not what I'm saying.

What I'm saying is
there's gonna be delay,

that's what I'm saying.

- Same price.

- So what you are telling me

is that you can
get rid of this guy

and yet get the job
done for the same price.

Yes, well--

- Well let's start by tightening

things up around here like
those two, get rid of them.

Farnsworth I don't want
to see slackers here.

- Now listen those
guys are just--

- Farnsworth I don't want
to see them here anymore.

Get rid of them.

Do it.

- He's okay.

He's nervous, he's
really nervous.

It makes me nervous.

- I don't know.

I never know if he's
mad about something

or if he's just nervous.

- Introduce me to him.

- Mm-hm.

I'll make him happy.
- Rachel.

- Fine Mr. Mort, fine

Mr. Mort I'd like you to
meet my sister Rachel.

- Your sister,
well hello, hello.

- Didn't know you had a sister.

Well sisters are nice.

Nice to have
somebody to talk to,

but talking sisters
don't sell paint

and we're here to sell
paint aren't we Alice?

- Yes Mr. Mort--

Mr. Mort I'm
an interior designer

and I work with one of the
largest firms in the state.

Here's my card.

Perhaps you and I
can do some business.

- What kind of contract
are we talking about here?

- I'd say maybe 40
gallons a month.

- I hope you mean that

because jokes like that
make me very nervous

so if you don't
mean it just say so.

- I mean it Mr.
Mort, I certainly do.

Perhaps we can draw a
contract up this week.

So how's my little
sister doing at the job?

- Very nicely, very very nicely.

Good head on this girl's
shoulders.

Hi.

- Evening ma'am.

- Nice night.

- Nice enough.

- You work pretty
hard don't you?

- Well hard work
builds the world.

- Yeah, but you
work really hard.

Don't you ever take a break?

- Oh not much.

You can lose your
momentum that way.

That's the thing about hard work

is you can't lose your momentum.

It's just like music.

- That's a nice thought.

- Well that's just the
way it is you know,

once you get it going,
once you get the rhythm

it takes on a life of its own

and the moment you stop it.

You kill the rhythm.

- But you've gotta
stop sometime.

- Not until the job's done.

- Well then don't
let me interfere.

- Oh ma'am you don't
break the rhythm at all,

as a matter of fact
you fit right in.

- I've got a job too now.

- Well that's fine.

I mean that's real fine.

Yeah I understand
that these days

that's a lady's privilege.

- Hard work builds the world.
- Yes ma'am.

- Jesus Christ.

Jesus Christ.

- Hey Farnsworth what
the hell is this?

- Listen I'd like to
talk to you two guys.

Come here for a second.

Hey guys.

- Yes massa, yes we's a coming,

we's a coming.
- Shut up, come on.

- Loosen up.

- Say I'm gonna have
to let you two guys go.

- Yeah right.

Well it's not my
choice, understand that.

- What the fuck
you talking about?

- Well Jarett saw you horsing
around the other day and--

- Well he doesn't
want you on the site.

- Well Jarett's an asshole.

- Well maybe
Jarett's an asshole,

but you know my hands are tied.

- You're full of
shit Farnsworth.

- Hey take it easy, you know,

you should've kept your
nose to the grindstone.

You're fired.

- Take the rest of the day paid.

Coffee break.

Coffee break.

- Yes.

- Johnna Johnston, call me JJ.

As acting sheriff
in this community

I just want to welcome
both you and your husband

to the town of Earnscliffe.

- Thank you very much.

Would you like to come in?

- Well I don't mind
if I do, thank you.

Strong or weak?

- Any way's the right way.

Beautiful house you have here.

Thank you.

- Yeah.

Fascinating history in
this house.

How's that?

- Funny kind of story.

First heard of it
when I was a kid.

Well what is it?

- Well the way it happened was

this guy bought a bit of
land to build a house on.

This house.

A guy named Ed Burton.

Mm.

And Ed was a carpenter by
trade, small time but good.

Everyone pretty
much agreed that Ed

was a nice enough guy except
he had a bit of a temper.

A wild temper.

So Ed started taking out all
these loans all over the place,

for material, rentals,
that kind of thing,

and he gets to
building his house.

Wouldn't hire nobody to
help with it or nothing,

wanted to do it all by himself.

May I?

- Please do.
- Thank you.

I love the sugar ones.

Anyway this house got to
be a bit of an obsession

with good old Ed.

He worked long, long hours.

Wanted to make
everything perfect.

- Excuse me.
- Oh sure.

Since he was only
working on the house

he wasn't bringing
in any other money.

A year later the house
still wasn't finished

so his creditors came down,
repossessed what they could

since it didn't look
like Ed was gonna pay up.

And then Ed went a
bit nuts about then.

Couldn't deal with the
place not being finished.

And that temper
of his.

Started killing a few repo men.

Started killing them in the most

disgusting hideous
ways you can imagine.

Killed himself six or seven
before they could nail him.

You hear that?

It's the screams of a repo
man who lost his head.

A man ripped to pieces
and killed without mercy.

A man tore asunder.

That'll be the tea.

- Went to the chair.

Never did get to finish
the place properly.

In fact no one's finished
it properly till now.

- That's terrible.

It's so sad.

He sounds like such a nice man.

- Well that's a funny way

to look at psychotic
mass murderer.

- Look, let's just forget
it huh, it's only a job.

No I'm not
gonna forget this.

This is bullshit, they're
gonna pay for this.

We'll screw up the
whole fucking job.

It'll be great.

- They're not even
Jarett's tools.

They're Farnsworth's.

Jarett couldn't care less.

- Well Farnsworth's got his
head up his ass alright?

I mean he could've
stood up for us.

Now they both deserve something
and I want those tools.

- Forget it.

I'm not doing it.

- Hey come on, we
could set ourselves up

with all that hardware, go
into business for ourselves.

So are you coming or what?

No, I'm not interested.

- But I'll bet
you're coming though.

No.

- Come here.

Hold this.

Hey look if the window didn't
wake them up nothing will.

Shut up.

- And there's more
in the basement.

We have enough.

- Look I'll tell you
when we've had enough.

Alright, there's a brand
new sander down there

and I'm gonna get it.

- Forget the sander, let's go.

- Just wait.

- Hurry up for Christ's sake.

* San Fran bring me a dream

Jesus Christ, you idiot.

Come on let's go.

- You know it's
really not your fault,

just been hanging around
the wrong crowd right?

- You really should do something

about that temper of yours Ed.

- Mrs. Jarett.
- Call me Alice.

- Oh, good evening.

- Do you really think
that's necessary?

- Oh I don't like to
leave things half done.

I mean if you're gonna do it
you might as well do it right.

- It's a bit messy
don't you think?

- Oh no don't worry about
this, I'll fix it up.

- I love the job you
did on the house.

It's quality work.

- Well thank you.

You know if you do something
right it stays right.

- Well you certainly
did something right.

- Yeah that's the
trouble these days,

people do not take the
time to do something right.

I mean they're always
looking for the fastest way

or the cheapest way and
what you end up with then

is shoddy workmanship

and people living in
little cardboard boxes.

- Well people have different
things on their minds.

It's a modern world Ed.

- Modern world,
aluminum siding ma'am.

I mean there used be a time

when a man took
pride in what he did.

And now all you got is
a bunch of smart ass--

Oh I'm sorry pardon my language.

- Oh it's quite alright.

- You see nowadays you
don't have craftsmen,

people are lazy,
people are soft,

people are scared of work.

I mean take a look at
this guy, watch this, see.

You see what I mean?

He's soft.

- Everyone has their
weaknesses, their soft spots.

- Have you had a chance to
take a walk in the woods yet?

- No I haven't had time.

- Oh it is so beautiful.

We should do that sometime
when I'm not so busy.

- Sounds like fun, I'd love to.

Alright.

- Anyway I'll let you
get back to your work.

- Alright.

It's a pleasure
talking with you Alice.

- The pleasure's all
mine Ed, goodnight.

- Goodnight.

- Things are starting to
look pretty tight here.

Glad to see it.

- I got rid of those two guys

if that's what
you're talking about.

- Glad to see it, nice
tight little team here.

You know with a tight
little team like this

we should be able
to polish things off

a lot quicker don't you?

Save a buck or two.

- Well we're a little short
handed, I wouldn't count on it.

Martin, telephone!

- Yeah.

Yes.

Oh hi there.

No, no not at all.

Yes I'm fine, how are you?

Mm-hm, good.

So well what can I do for you?

Mm-hm.

Yes that is a bit of
a problem isn't it?

Yeah.

Mm-hm.

Oh.

Well, yes I understand.

Mm-hm.

Well I probably do.

Listen we've
discussed this before,

you cannot call me here.

Well god knows I've already
made enough concessions for you,

you cannot call me
here at any time.

I've got a wife, don't
you think she wonders?

Well maybe you don't give
a damn, but I do alright?

Well yes.

Well of course.

Yes.

Alright.

Okay.

Bye bye.

Well I'm here.

3:30 snack.

- Of course, I've got an
alarm clock between my legs.

Oh.

- Before you get too excited

there's something I want
to talk to you about.

Yeah, so talk.

- No this is serious Martin.

- Well not too serious I hope.

I'm feeling a bit of the
piss and vinegar right now.

- I'm pregnant Martin.

- Until Martin throws me out.

- Oh god you can stay
longer than that.

- So all I wanted to
do was join the circus,

you know ride the elephant.

Be shot out of a cannon
or walk on the tightrope

with everyone
looking up my skirt.

- They hated that,
god they freaked out.

- Remember they grounded me

for just wanting to
shovel tiger shit.

And now it's just
Tupperware parties

and wallpaper conventions.

So have you thought about

what kind of colors
you want upstairs?

- What did they used
to paint these houses?

Like a long time ago when
they first built them?

- Sky blue was
often considered a--

- You can always stick to beige.

I would stick to
the somber colors.

Maybe peach for the kitchen.
- I like that, I like that.

- Actually I was thinking
that a nice yellow

for the kitchen might
be more cheerful.

- Do you remember that
guy, Nelson something?

The guy who used to take his
pants down near the schoolyard?

The schoolyard right.

- Do you remember the day that
he came with a garden hose

around his neck and
he was running around

telling everyone he
was gonna hang himself

- And everyone said please
Nelson, please do it,

put yourself out of your misery.

We were mean,
we were sick of that man.

- Girl talk, such music.

- Oh go to hell
Martin.

I'm just kidding.

I am kidding, I'm sorry.
- She's just kidding.

- I am, I'm just kidding,
I'm sorry, I'm just kidding.

- What do you
think you're doing?

Having a barbecue,
what does it look like?

Have you any
idea what time it is?

- I'm not finished yet and I
really want to finish this.

- It's four o'clock
in the morning Alice.

- A job isn't done
till it's done Martin

and anyway I'm not tired.

Can I get you a
glass of milk or something?

- Thanks Martin that
would be really sweet.

- Promise me one thing.

- Promise me that as soon
as you feel a little tired

you're gonna come
right up to bed.

- I will.
- Promise.

- I promise.

- Good, see you soon then.

- Thank you.

(muffled old timey music
in a foreign language)

- Good evening Alice.

- Hi Ed.

- I was hoping you might
bless me with a dance

and maybe a glass of wine?

- I'd love to.

- Yeah.

- The music's lovely.

- Well nowhere near
as lovely as you are.

God Alice you're such a woman.

- I mean that you're beautiful
and you're sensitive,

you're bright, you're funny.

And you know what's what.

You do, you know what's what.

What's what is you could do a
whole lot better for yourself.

And better than him you know?

Don't you want better than that?

- Things turn out a certain
way and you stick with it.

I don't know.

I just don't think
about it very much.

- Alice you gotta
think about it,

you gotta keep
thinking about it.

I'll tell you what, I'll give
you something to think about.

Okay you just think about us

and together right here in
this house, just us, okay?

Yeah?

Well.

(old timey music in
a foreign language)

I'll tell you Alice we're gonna
close off the whole world.

- It might be a bit hard to do.

- I know, but it'd be worth
the effort wouldn't it?

I mean nobody would get in
between us and spoil anything.

- Just us.

The house and the woods

and a love that would
just grow with time.

- I'd dig you a well.

- I'll make you a bucket.

Alice you know what
there's always this.

- No.

- Morning.
- Morning.

- Rachel.

- Nothing.

You don't like me do you?

- No Martin to tell
you the truth I don't.

- Yeah I noticed that.

I noticed that a lot.

Why not?

- Well perhaps it's because
you treat my sister like shit.

- Well you and I could've
been very happy together

if you played your cards right.

I think
he's having an affair.

- Do you know I'm not surprised.

So what are you
gonna do about it?

- Nothing, doesn't really
matter anyway does it?

- Well you gotta do something.

- It's not that simple.

You see there's somebody else.

Well that's great,
who is he, who?

- A carpenter.

What do you mean one of these
kids that works on the house?

- He's not one of them.

- Well he comes
to see me at night

and he works and we talk.

And he does things
around the house.

I don't know, he fixes things

and when I have problems
he takes care of them.

I don't know, he
makes me feel good.

We were talking in
a dream last night

and we made plans and he
makes me feel like a lady.

I don't know, you'd
really like him.

He's real nice.
- That's good.

- We understand each other.

I guess we're involved.

- That's really good, I'm glad.

I'm happy for you.

But you gotta do something
about you and Martin okay?

This is serious,
something very real.

- No.

So I'll see you in school.

- No I'm not going that way.

- So I'll see you on Thursday.

- Yes.

- My name is Laura Bell.

I'd like to have a
talk with you if I may?

- Yes.

- Come on in.

Would you like some tea
or coffee or something,

something to get along?

- No thanks, I'm not
too excited to be here.

- No, I know.

Have a seat.

Funny thing about
a day like today,

the way the clouds are.

First it's really sunny

and then all the sudden
bang it starts to rain.

Funny weather.

- Funny weather.

Even funnier though is I'm
pregnant with Martin's child.

- You think I'm
stupid don't you?

You really think I'm stupid.

Do you think I don't
know that Martin

screws the hell out of little
kindergarten girls like you?

I know.

You want to hear
something even funnier?

I don't even care.

Have Martin.

- Well if you don't care why
don't you just give him up?

- Well for you to
come into my house

and to drag your dirty little
filth into my clean house

now that I care about.

Your smart ass little
filth into my clean house.

So please get out
'cause it's not funny.

- You're crazy.
- Get out of my house.

You're out
of your fucking mind.

- Get out of my house.

I came here
to tell you what's what

and you're just out
of your goddamn mind.

No wonder Martin sleeps around.

- Good I'm crazy.

- Who cares what goes
straying into this house?

Your stupid shack of shit.

- Get out!
- Alright.

- Hmm, wait a minute, here.

You know I'd rather
use a hammer,

but it just tears the
hell out of the rats.

- Oh shit.

What is this?

- It's your girlfriend.

- You're crazy,
you're fucking nuts.

- I've heard that before.

In fact I've heard
it a lot before.

It's not me that's
crazy Martin it's you.

- Oh shut up Alice.
- It's you that's crazy.

It's you that's twisted,
it's you that's sick.

It's you that's a sick pervert.

It's you that's a
fornicating animal.

Shut up Alice.

- Kind of hard to fuck her now.

- Mister that is a lady
you're smacking around.

Stop.

Jesus Christ you guys
never shut up do you?

Well that's the trouble
with guys like you,

smart asses like you, you
don't ever shut up do you?

You know what I mean Alice?

Smart asses like this
they make me sick,

always have, always will.

Oh yeah you got your
smart ass bullets,

you got your smart ass theories.

But you don't know the value
of a hard day's work do you?

Smart asses like you, all you
know is how to use your head

and not your hands and you
got your big brain ideas

and your big brain smart asses,

but you know if you
had to use your hands

you wouldn't live
a day would you?

And you know how to
stop a hard working man

with your smart ass accountants

and your smart ass legal bunk.

Well I've been putting up
with smart asses like you

all my life, I've been--

Ah damn.

- Alice!

Alice!

Alice?

Alice?

Oh god what the hell happened?

What happened?

Answer me, what happened to you?

- Martin and Ed had
a bit of a tussle.

I think I've been fired,
it's been a bad day.

No will you listen to
me, this is serious.

This is serious, you
tell me what happened.

- It's just a bit of a mess.

I guess there's
gonna be trouble huh?

- We need to get out of here.

- No no no, there doesn't
have to be no trouble.

Unless of course somebody can
always make trouble right?

And like you say there's
a bit of a mess but hell

I'm the one who's
got to clean it up.

- Well I'm just a carpenter.

If you don't mind me
saying language like that

does not sit well
on a lady's tongue.

Anyway I'm sure a
woman like yourself

can see that a guy
like that deserves

what he gets from a guy like me.

And if he gets it,
bingo he got it.

What are you gonna
do huh

Right?
- Right.

You're absolutely right.

Now you just stay here okay?

Because we're gonna go.

- No no no I'm sorry.

You know I just can't do that.

I tell you what if
you want to go you go,

but Alice and me we
got this, we got plans.

- We're gonna go.

You just stay back.

And I wish you'd quit
repeating yourself to me.

Not to me.

I'll take the lady.

Excuse us.

Alice--
- Leave her alone.

- No!

Rachel no!

- Alice I didn't have a choice.

If she'd give me a choice,
but she left me no choice.

- Get away from us,
you're an asshole.

You're just like Martin, you're
an asshole, you're a pig!

- Stop that.

- Alice.

Alice.

Alice.

It's not like that Alice.

I was something real special.

I was pretty damn good you know?

Look at me, look at me.

What am I supposed to do huh?

What was I supposed to do?

It's the house.

It's the goddamn house.

- It's not the house it's you!

This is my house.

- Alice, Alice!

Alice!

Stop that, stop it!

That would be enough
of that young lady.

This is a tool, it is not a toy.

You know I really tried.

I really tried to be
reasonable, but enough's enough.

Courting is done.

Besides you ain't
married no more are you?

What else is there
left to do huh?

Nothing.

Don't you think it's
time you gave out?

- Disgusting.

You make me sick.

You're filthy and you're
dead and you smell bad.

- Come on Alice
give it out, huh?

Look I am sick and
tired of your game.

Now you and I we got plans.

Now come on give it out.

- Get away from me.

Get away!

- Hey Mr. Fix It.

- Not him, the house.

- Alice no.

Alice don't!

Alice.

Alice!

Alice!

Don't run!

Alice!

Come back here!

Alice!

Hold on Alice.

We had plans damn it.

Don't do this.

It should've been us Alice.

Don't go, I love you Alice.

Don't go, please Alice.

Alice.

Don't do this.

- You should've been
more of a gentlemen Ed.