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- Well?
- It's astounding.
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A near perfect match.
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Are you sure?
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According
to this thermal ion proton
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DNA RNA sequencer,
this semen sample definitely
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is a descendant of Secretariat,
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the greatest
racehorse of all time.
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Excellent.
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- Excellent.
- Congratulations, your honour.
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Why do you keep
calling me that?
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He said that you are a judge.
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Not a judge, you nitwit.
The Judge.
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The say what now?
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I'm Ozzy Judginsky,
the judge.
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You know, the singer?
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The one that pissed
on the Alamo in Texas?
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What? No, that's Ozzy Osbourne.
That's the other Ozzy.
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I'm from the 90's band,
Alien Heart Attack?
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Oh, right, of course.
That's amazing. Big fan.
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- Huge fan.
- Name one Alien Heart Attack
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song, and you can't say
Fudge Cloud because that's
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the one everybody knows.
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Hey, sorry, top 40 kinda gal.
Gotta go with Fudge Clown.
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Fudge Cloud, not clown. Jesus.
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It's not about
a gay circus performer.
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Anyway, congratulations
on the amazing horse semen.
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Thank you. You do know
what this means, don't you?
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Yes, indeed, it means Bens
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and I didn't waste our
evening jerking off a donkey.
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I told you not to hire them.
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Those two idiots are the worst
muscle men in the business.
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Seriously,
who hires a bodyguard
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with
a crippling lisp?
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Hey, hey, hey.
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Now, a speech impediment
can make a man grow tough.
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I've known Bobby Q since
before the Earth was flat,
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and he makes up for
that lisp in other departments.
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Punch a hole
through that wall, Bobby.
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Aw, shit.
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Okay, there's no hole, but he
punched without question.
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Your Bens is loyal to you?
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Well, they yanked off that
pony without any complaints.
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That little fatherly support
wouldn't be too much to ask.
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Are you going
to tell us what's going on,
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because I'm still confused.
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Okay,
that lisp is a little annoying.
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What it means
is that I was 100% correct.
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That horse is a fucking gold
mine and nobody has a clue.
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Hold it,
you just happened to find
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the stallion whose
grand sire was Secretariat?
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I can always smell
out quality horse flesh.
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That, and write catchy
pop tunes that involve dessert
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- toppings and the weather.
- Yes, indeed.
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And now my plan
comes to fruition.
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We're going to illegally
harvest this magical horse
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semen and sell
it to the highest echelons
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of the equine universe.
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Oh, so it's just
a get-rich-quick scheme. Sad.
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Did you blow all your rock
star money back in the day?
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Hell no,
I'm a millionaire, lady.
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But I sunk all of my
money into this scheme,
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and when I sell
that sweet white gold,
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I'm going to be
a goddamn billionaire.
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What the fuck
are you guys laughing at?
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I'm going to be
the goddamn billionaire.
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You'll still
be working for scale.
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Huh.
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Stink bombs, really?
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Mom, I can't
talk about this again.
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One year left, and you had
to go and throw it all away?
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Don't be dramatic. I'm still
finishing senior year, just...
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- Gonna be at an online school.
- Oh, an online school. Perfect.
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Your future employers
are going to love that.
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I just hope working at your
dad's is going to instill some
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- responsibility in you.
- That's not fair.
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Yeah, well, life's not fair.
Welcome to adulthood.
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- Fuck this.
- Look.
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I know your dad's not your
favorite person right now.
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He left us for a farm.
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Pretty sure 'not
my favorite person'
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would be
the understatement of the year.
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Local authorities
are still investigating
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a spade of horse farm
disturbances believed
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to be linked to an illegal
horse semen smuggling ring.
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- If anyone has inf...
- What kind of freak town
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are you leaving me in?
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Hey, you seem to love hijinks.
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Why don't you help
the police find the culprit?
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Ugh, this is going to be
the worst week of my life.
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Hey, I love you.
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Oh, gross.
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Hi, guys.
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Yes, hi, and bye. A little
too much nature round here.
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Nice to see you again,
Cassandra.
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Nate, behave yourself.
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- Glad you decided to come up.
- Trust me, wasn't my choice.
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There's literally
shit right there.
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Ah, that's horse poop.
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And I'd get used to it, kiddo.
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I sure did.
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Thought this farm would
be more of a shack.
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It's...
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beautiful, isn't it?
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Not really my scene,
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but I guess some
people would say it's... nice.
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- That's a nice camera.
- Thanks.
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Won it in a school
photo competish.
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- Who's that?
- Chaz Mollar.
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Devon, my guy.
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Chaz.
This is my son, Nathan.
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Great.
So, where's my dad's cheque?
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- Who's your dad?
- The farm's landlord.
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I didn't think you'd be by
today, you were supposed to,
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what,
stop over a few hours ago?
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Yeah, well,
it was leg day the gym.
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Sculpted calves
don't come for free. Right?
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- Cheque.
- I'll get your dad's cheque.
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Wanna... the bag?
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Yeah, I didn't
know Kev had a kid.
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Didn't know the farm
had a landlord.
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Oh, your grandfather,
gambled it away before he died.
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Yeah,
it's pretty sad if you ask me.
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Whatever.
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- I hate farms.
- Me too.
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You from the city?
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- Yeah.
- Yo, no bullshit...
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I got those same shoes.
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- Hmm.
- Here.
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Nice meetin' ya.
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Hi dad. I told you never
to call me Cornelius.
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- I'm Chaz now.
- His name's... Cornelius?
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Yeah, no,
Gucci wants a persona.
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You know,
you guys look like
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you're in
a Brawny paper towel ad.
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- Bye.
- God, I hate that kid.
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Let's get you settled in.
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Great.
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Um, Dad?
Was grandpa a gambler?
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What? No.
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- Why would you even ask that?
- That's what Chaz said.
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Don't listen to anything
that he has to say.
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Then why are you
giving them cheques?
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Um, tax reasons.
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It's really too
complicated to explain.
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- Don't you just love that air?
- It's air.
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No, that's air air.
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- Not that polluted city crap.
- Huh.
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And this is Sarah.
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She has been a life saver,
helping me with the horses.
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- You're Nathan, yeah?
- Mhm.
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Your dad can't shut up about
you, dude fucking loves you.
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Hey, what'd I say?
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Excuse me, your dad seems to
think that my swearing around
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the horses will give
them some sort of complex.
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Yeah, 'cause it does.
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All right, well, I better
finish this guy's ride.
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- Let's fuckin' go.
- Sarah!
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That's the bed.
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Fuck you.
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- Fucking horses? What do you...
- Hey, kiddo.
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Hey, Kevin.
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You, uh, talking to yourself?
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I mean, I used
to talk to myself too.
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I wasn't talking to myself.
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Okay.
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Hey you know, you can,
you can do all that later.
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Come with me.
I've got some, uh,
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very important people
for you to meet. Come on.
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Now, come here, come here,
come here, come here.
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- These are horses, not people.
- Hah, these are my babies.
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Nate, come here. I want
you to meet someone special.
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Again, a horse, not a someone.
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Wait, is there a photo
of him in my room?
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Good spotting.
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This is Fritz.
He's one of our finest.
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But, he's been
a little off lately.
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How can a horse be off?
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You can just feel it.
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I, I brought you up here 'cause
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I was hoping, uh, maybe
you could help him out.
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Bring a fresh
energy to the place.
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Horses aren't really my thing.
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Come on, kiddo.
Don't be scared now.
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I'm not... scared.
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- There you go.
- Okay. Exhilarating.
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Okay.
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Nate, come on,
I want you to meet the others.
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- Bitch.
- Did you...?
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Nathan, have you ever used
one of these before?
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Um, no, I don't like horses.
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Or people that like horses.
No offence.
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I...
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Hi.
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Wow, that's...
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a lot, but I'm sure that we
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can come to some
kind of agreement.
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My barn, my rules.
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Oh my...
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Oh, this is my
fucking favorite pair.
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You okay?
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Shit.
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Hey, Sarah.
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- Hey.
- There you are.
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Would you be sure you,
uh, do his legs up tonight?
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- He worked hard today.
- Sure.
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Thanks.
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Looks like you're going
to need some new boots.
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- Not really my style.
- Huh.
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Are you, uh, Kevin's kid?
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That's me.
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Have you, uh, been
out to see the farm?
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- It's a farm.
- Ha, really?
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Well, maybe you should, ah,
get Sarah to take you out
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for a drive in the golf
cart and show you around.
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But, uh, careful.
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She drives pretty fast.
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Woo!
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Oh, God.
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Jesus.
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Whoa.
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- What?
- N-Nothing.
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Never seen a girl
with a gun before?
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- Never seen a gun before?
- Aw, city boy.
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Here.
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Earplugs? Seriously?
What am I, 80?
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Suit yourself.
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Gonna need
those glasses, though.
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Wait.
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Uh.
Just gonna...
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Yeah, what was that you
were saying about earplugs?
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What?
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Uh...
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There's
a, flock of, flock of geese.
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There's a pigeon. Somewhere.
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What's the matter with you?
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So, where did
you two sneak off to?
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Took him to the range.
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- Did you hit it?
- Yep.
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- Huh?
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Did you hit it?
Did you hit one of the targets?
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Oh.
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Right. No, no, I didn't.
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Ready to start work tomorrow?
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Not really.
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Let me guess, city boy's
never had a real job.
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Yes.
Does selling Adderall count?
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It was a joke.
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I wasn't joking.
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It's, uh, good to work
with your hands, you know?
251
00:16:59,261 --> 00:17:01,831
Insert yourself. Get dirty.
252
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:08,136
- Yeah.
- Something funny?
253
00:17:08,170 --> 00:17:09,639
No.
254
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:12,507
Can't wait to insert myself.
255
00:17:12,541 --> 00:17:14,209
Put in a good hard day's work.
256
00:17:14,242 --> 00:17:15,510
- Real hard.
- Yeah.
257
00:17:40,937 --> 00:17:44,506
Bi-ii-tch.
258
00:17:55,952 --> 00:17:58,453
Oh, Sarah.
259
00:18:03,392 --> 00:18:04,927
Oh my god.
260
00:18:05,662 --> 00:18:06,929
Yeah, fuck yeah.
261
00:18:11,433 --> 00:18:13,468
- What?
- Time to get up.
262
00:18:13,502 --> 00:18:15,437
The farm waits for no one.
263
00:18:16,606 --> 00:18:18,340
Not much of a morning person.
264
00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:21,811
Oh.
265
00:18:22,679 --> 00:18:24,847
Looks like you've
already gotten up.
266
00:18:24,881 --> 00:18:26,214
Um...
267
00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:29,686
That's just a design
flaw in the sheets.
268
00:18:29,719 --> 00:18:31,854
Wow, you're a terrible liar.
269
00:18:31,888 --> 00:18:33,555
Time to get cracking, city boy.
270
00:18:34,991 --> 00:18:37,459
Seriously?
271
00:18:53,810 --> 00:18:56,846
It'd probably help if you pour
the coffee, then drink it.
272
00:18:57,714 --> 00:18:58,815
Thanks for the tip.
273
00:19:01,383 --> 00:19:04,020
Oh, I see Sarah
got you up this morning.
274
00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:06,421
Oh, he had no
problem getting up.
275
00:19:07,190 --> 00:19:10,225
That's my boy, fitting
right into the farm life.
276
00:19:35,484 --> 00:19:38,553
- Really pull it.
- I'm using all my body weight.
277
00:19:38,588 --> 00:19:41,023
All right, well that's sad.
Just, try again.
278
00:19:47,730 --> 00:19:49,832
You know what, just give
it to me. Give it to me.
279
00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:55,705
I think there might, might
be something broken on there.
280
00:20:01,744 --> 00:20:03,913
Uh, my arms
are tired from last night.
281
00:20:03,946 --> 00:20:06,582
I was-I wasn't jerking off,
I was-I was doing push-ups.
282
00:20:10,653 --> 00:20:11,821
There's so much shit.
283
00:20:27,103 --> 00:20:28,436
Shit!
284
00:20:29,839 --> 00:20:32,440
Fucking...
shit all in it.
285
00:20:34,043 --> 00:20:35,912
- Shit!
- It's all about
286
00:20:35,945 --> 00:20:38,948
the rhythm, and make sure you
use your knees when you lift
287
00:20:38,981 --> 00:20:41,884
or else you'll have one hell
of a backache tomorrow.
288
00:20:41,918 --> 00:20:43,920
- I got this.
- Woah, woah woah.
289
00:20:43,953 --> 00:20:47,455
Yo, Scary!
Busted bail, busted bail.
290
00:20:48,825 --> 00:20:50,358
What's going on?
291
00:20:50,693 --> 00:20:51,794
Grab the pitchfork.
292
00:20:52,161 --> 00:20:54,462
- Take it down, first.
- Okay, alright.
293
00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,048
I got it, I got it.
294
00:21:14,083 --> 00:21:15,751
Are you sure?
295
00:21:16,118 --> 00:21:18,788
Yeah, it's easy.
I could do this all day.
296
00:21:19,255 --> 00:21:22,058
Shit!
297
00:21:24,459 --> 00:21:25,795
What the hell?
298
00:21:25,828 --> 00:21:27,930
Uh, does that like,
happen sometimes?
299
00:21:27,964 --> 00:21:30,565
- Uh, nope.
- This is not good.
300
00:21:41,177 --> 00:21:42,912
Keep up,
you're burning daylight.
301
00:21:43,112 --> 00:21:44,780
Okay, okay, God.
302
00:21:44,814 --> 00:21:46,782
Sorry about the hay
stuff or whatever.
303
00:21:46,816 --> 00:21:48,516
"Or whatever?"
304
00:21:48,550 --> 00:21:50,119
- Are you serious right now?
- It was an accident.
305
00:21:50,152 --> 00:21:52,822
An expensive accident
that I can't afford to cover.
306
00:21:52,855 --> 00:21:54,690
You know, you've got
to grow up sometime, Nathan.
307
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:56,458
- You can't be a kid forever.
- Grow up?
308
00:21:56,491 --> 00:21:58,194
I'm not the one running
around playing Peter Pan.
309
00:21:58,227 --> 00:22:00,696
You left mom
and I for a stupid farm.
310
00:22:00,730 --> 00:22:02,164
Uh, there's far more
to it than you know.
311
00:22:02,198 --> 00:22:03,431
Screw you.
312
00:22:03,866 --> 00:22:05,768
Hey, don't talk to your
dad like that.
313
00:22:05,801 --> 00:22:07,637
You mean the dad I haven't
seen in over a year?
314
00:22:08,070 --> 00:22:10,505
I have invited you
up here so many times.
315
00:22:10,538 --> 00:22:12,675
Excuse me if I didn't want
to visit my deadbeat dad
316
00:22:12,708 --> 00:22:14,610
- ...and a bunch of horseshit.
- Nat-Nathan.
317
00:22:15,778 --> 00:22:16,979
You're way off the mark.
318
00:22:17,947 --> 00:22:19,148
Fuck. You.
319
00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,652
- You know what?
- What?
320
00:22:23,485 --> 00:22:26,122
I would have thought
you'd have at least matured
321
00:22:26,155 --> 00:22:27,522
a little bit by now.
322
00:22:28,324 --> 00:22:30,425
But I can see you're,
you're still the same.
323
00:22:31,526 --> 00:22:33,095
It's high time
you took accountability.
324
00:22:33,129 --> 00:22:34,730
You're going have
to pay for that baler incident.
325
00:22:34,764 --> 00:22:36,699
That's at least
a month's worth of work.
326
00:22:36,732 --> 00:22:38,500
I was only supposed
to be for a week.
327
00:22:38,533 --> 00:22:40,036
- I can't be here for a month.
- Why not?
328
00:22:40,069 --> 00:22:41,771
You are expelled.
329
00:22:42,038 --> 00:22:43,806
It's not like you
have a classroom to be in.
330
00:22:44,106 --> 00:22:45,675
I have online school.
331
00:22:45,708 --> 00:22:47,542
And that's the beauty
of online school.
332
00:22:47,575 --> 00:22:50,012
You can take it anywhere,
even your deadbeat dad's farm.
333
00:22:52,882 --> 00:22:54,884
Uh, I'll be so bored.
334
00:22:54,917 --> 00:22:56,786
You uh, can't be bored...
335
00:22:58,087 --> 00:23:00,189
if you're busy.
336
00:23:02,224 --> 00:23:04,026
Don't worry.
337
00:23:04,694 --> 00:23:07,697
There's plenty of poop
with your name on it.
338
00:23:19,108 --> 00:23:21,143
Oh, what do they eat?
339
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:34,623
This is shit. I hate this shit.
So much shit in here.
340
00:23:34,991 --> 00:23:37,559
Kevin's a piece of shit.
So much horseshit.
341
00:23:37,593 --> 00:23:40,763
Oh, this is too much.
342
00:23:50,673 --> 00:23:52,641
Fuck!
343
00:24:19,735 --> 00:24:22,271
- Woah, shit.
- Literally.
344
00:24:24,807 --> 00:24:27,076
Hey, I'm more of a tulips guy,
but, I'll take 'em.
345
00:24:27,109 --> 00:24:29,011
You wish. Seen Sarah?
346
00:24:29,378 --> 00:24:32,114
Nah, man. Been shoveling
shit for the past few hours.
347
00:24:32,681 --> 00:24:35,184
- Why?
- I'm trying to win her back.
348
00:24:35,217 --> 00:24:36,886
Win her back?
349
00:24:36,919 --> 00:24:38,921
Yeah, we dated,
but she couldn't handle
350
00:24:38,954 --> 00:24:40,623
the Chaz lifestyle, so.
351
00:24:40,656 --> 00:24:42,625
What's the Chaz lifestyle?
352
00:24:42,658 --> 00:24:44,593
Pfft, oh man.
353
00:24:46,162 --> 00:24:49,098
♪ More
intense than Alcatraz ♪
354
00:24:49,131 --> 00:24:54,370
♪ That's what
it's like to be around Chaz ♪
355
00:24:56,138 --> 00:24:58,674
Damn, that was good.
Oh, I gotta write that down.
356
00:24:58,707 --> 00:25:02,011
- Sounded... great. Yeah.
- Right, that was good, huh?
357
00:25:02,044 --> 00:25:03,245
- Yeah.
- Wow.
358
00:25:03,279 --> 00:25:05,181
So, um...
359
00:25:05,714 --> 00:25:07,917
How long did
you and Sarah date?
360
00:25:07,950 --> 00:25:09,785
Like, two years,
something dumb.
361
00:25:09,819 --> 00:25:10,886
Yeah, what
are you doing tonight?
362
00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:12,388
Uh...
363
00:25:12,421 --> 00:25:14,924
My friend's on a fucking
cleanse so he can't drink.
364
00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:17,927
- I need someone fun.
- Maaa...
365
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:19,762
Hey, you
still shoveling out there?
366
00:25:20,396 --> 00:25:23,132
Unless if you wanna hang
around with your loser ass dad.
367
00:25:24,333 --> 00:25:26,302
- I guess so.
- Talk to me.
368
00:25:27,970 --> 00:25:30,239
Yeah, Dad, just get her like
a doll house and a Mercedes.
369
00:25:30,272 --> 00:25:33,109
She should be fine, she's
eight. That's a perfect gift.
370
00:25:33,142 --> 00:25:35,678
And can you do something about
these horses, I think they're
371
00:25:35,711 --> 00:25:38,147
making me allergic...
372
00:25:38,481 --> 00:25:41,350
- What?
- Loser.
373
00:25:41,383 --> 00:25:43,419
Shut up.
374
00:25:43,452 --> 00:25:47,022
- Hilarious.
- Loser.
375
00:25:47,756 --> 00:25:49,725
Thanks for
the vote of confidence.
376
00:25:49,758 --> 00:25:51,093
Anytime.
377
00:25:55,831 --> 00:25:58,767
- Nice roses.
- Oh, yeah.
378
00:25:59,802 --> 00:26:02,705
Let me guess. Chaz?
379
00:26:03,072 --> 00:26:05,174
Who else would get
such a ridiculous bouquet?
380
00:26:05,207 --> 00:26:08,410
You know, we're surrounded
by such beautiful wildflowers.
381
00:26:08,444 --> 00:26:10,379
I don't want
a store bought bouquet.
382
00:26:10,412 --> 00:26:12,882
All I want
is for someone to treat me well
383
00:26:12,915 --> 00:26:15,351
and pick wildflowers
they think I might like.
384
00:26:15,885 --> 00:26:18,354
Why do I think
that this has to do
385
00:26:18,387 --> 00:26:20,156
with more than just flowers?
386
00:26:20,189 --> 00:26:22,825
- Yeah, well, after what he did?
- Oh, yeah, I get it.
387
00:26:22,858 --> 00:26:24,894
So, any news on the baler?
388
00:26:24,927 --> 00:26:28,964
$12,000 to fix the damn thing.
389
00:26:28,998 --> 00:26:31,233
I told Nathan that he's going
to have to help pay for it,
390
00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:32,902
but even a month
of his working here
391
00:26:32,935 --> 00:26:34,370
is not gonna put
a dent in that cost.
392
00:26:34,403 --> 00:26:36,172
Nathan's going
to be here longer?
393
00:26:37,072 --> 00:26:38,874
Yeah.
394
00:26:38,908 --> 00:26:42,311
I just, I can't wrap my head
around why he would do it.
395
00:26:42,344 --> 00:26:45,714
- What was he trying to prove?
- I don't know.
396
00:26:45,748 --> 00:26:48,217
I wish that kid had
an ounce of your diligence.
397
00:26:48,250 --> 00:26:50,753
Sarah, you are
a credit to your parents.
398
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:53,088
Nathan, on the other hand...
399
00:26:54,490 --> 00:26:56,358
What a dick.
400
00:26:57,826 --> 00:26:59,128
What the fuck?
401
00:27:00,829 --> 00:27:05,801
He's got a good heart.
He's just... a troublemaker.
402
00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,336
Well, I better
steer clear of him.
403
00:27:07,836 --> 00:27:11,807
Apparently, I'm
a sucker for trouble makers.
404
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:45,908
You're my kind
scientist, lady.
405
00:27:45,941 --> 00:27:47,109
Go for Judge.
406
00:27:48,077 --> 00:27:49,478
I can't hear you.
407
00:27:49,511 --> 00:27:51,180
You sound like you're
either at a redneck bar,
408
00:27:51,213 --> 00:27:52,448
or a Bob Seger concert.
409
00:27:52,481 --> 00:27:54,283
- Yes, I see.
- Yeah, you'd better see.
410
00:27:54,316 --> 00:27:56,418
You better fucking see,
you better fucking see Nathan,
411
00:27:56,452 --> 00:27:59,021
and you better keep fucking
seeing him until we can figure
412
00:27:59,054 --> 00:28:00,823
out whether or not
he's a problem
413
00:28:00,856 --> 00:28:02,458
or else I'm going to shove
one harmonica up your ass
414
00:28:02,491 --> 00:28:04,226
and the other
down your throat,
415
00:28:04,260 --> 00:28:05,894
and you're going to
harmonize in the middle, son.
416
00:28:05,928 --> 00:28:07,496
Oh heavens, no, we
certainly don't want that.
417
00:28:08,163 --> 00:28:11,133
Rest assured
you have our full support.
418
00:28:11,166 --> 00:28:14,169
- Don't you worry one gummy bear.
- Gummy bears?
419
00:28:14,203 --> 00:28:15,471
This might not be
politically correct,
420
00:28:15,504 --> 00:28:17,273
but are you fucking
retarded, boy?
421
00:28:17,306 --> 00:28:19,508
I'm talking about billions
of dollars of jail time,
422
00:28:19,541 --> 00:28:22,278
and you're talking about
motherfucking gummy bears?
423
00:28:22,311 --> 00:28:24,346
I agree.
I shouldn't have said that.
424
00:28:24,380 --> 00:28:26,115
Let me try and explain
something to you.
425
00:28:26,148 --> 00:28:28,851
This is about trickling down,
426
00:28:28,884 --> 00:28:31,253
and some of this might
trickle down to you.
427
00:28:31,287 --> 00:28:33,222
But if I get busted,
428
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:35,824
the only trickling down is
going to be when your cellmate
429
00:28:35,858 --> 00:28:39,128
pisses in your face,
is that clear enough for you?
430
00:28:39,161 --> 00:28:42,599
Oh, speak of the devil.
The dove has entered the coop.
431
00:28:42,632 --> 00:28:44,266
Just forget about
the fucking codes
432
00:28:44,300 --> 00:28:46,568
and see if that kid's
going to be a problem.
433
00:28:46,603 --> 00:28:48,504
Hey, can I get...
434
00:28:48,537 --> 00:28:51,373
Hello, I'm standing,
I'm literally right here.
435
00:28:51,407 --> 00:28:53,175
You know, it's so easy
to make a child,
436
00:28:53,208 --> 00:28:55,177
- but so difficult to raise one.
- Mmm.
437
00:28:55,210 --> 00:28:56,879
Especially when you deny
their existence.
438
00:28:57,946 --> 00:29:01,917
So, is that dress button
or snap because you've got
439
00:29:01,950 --> 00:29:03,319
a couple of hematomas,
440
00:29:03,352 --> 00:29:04,920
they're just begging
for a mouth biopsy.
441
00:29:13,962 --> 00:29:15,431
I guess this is going
to happen in a bar...
442
00:29:16,165 --> 00:29:18,000
What would you like?
443
00:29:19,602 --> 00:29:21,203
Uh, I'm sorry, what?
444
00:29:22,004 --> 00:29:23,138
To sip.
445
00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:25,874
Um...
446
00:29:26,942 --> 00:29:28,110
A beer?
447
00:29:28,911 --> 00:29:32,281
- Birch Admiral.
- One Birch's brew.
448
00:29:33,449 --> 00:29:35,384
Quick service.
449
00:29:35,417 --> 00:29:37,252
Oh, don't be silly.
Put that away.
450
00:29:37,953 --> 00:29:41,990
The name's Orwell,
Orwell Spunk. And you are?
451
00:29:43,092 --> 00:29:44,159
Uh...
452
00:29:45,494 --> 00:29:48,330
- Nathan.
- Nathaniel...
453
00:29:48,364 --> 00:29:51,033
have you heard
any funny business
454
00:29:51,066 --> 00:29:53,235
- regarding horses?
- What?
455
00:29:53,268 --> 00:29:56,372
- Any stallion shenanigans?
- Huh?
456
00:29:56,872 --> 00:29:59,308
Then you haven't.
you know nothing.
457
00:29:59,341 --> 00:30:01,043
Just as I expected.
458
00:30:01,076 --> 00:30:02,978
Hey, what's
happening right now?
459
00:30:03,011 --> 00:30:04,880
Forget this face.
460
00:30:07,416 --> 00:30:09,985
Okay, thanks
for the drink, man.
461
00:30:10,018 --> 00:30:11,654
Nathan. Shots?
462
00:30:14,323 --> 00:30:17,393
Hey, Chaz.
Did you see that guy?
463
00:30:18,227 --> 00:30:19,495
Oh, the Ring Pop guy?
464
00:30:19,829 --> 00:30:21,930
Yeah, no, we call him
the Velveteen Rabbit.
465
00:30:21,964 --> 00:30:23,132
Here, come over to Zach.
466
00:30:28,170 --> 00:30:31,907
Shots, shots, shots.
467
00:30:32,574 --> 00:30:34,176
You go, lightweight.
468
00:30:36,178 --> 00:30:37,246
Cheers.
469
00:30:40,182 --> 00:30:44,654
You're an embarrassment.
Put that away. Ha ha, cheers.
470
00:30:50,025 --> 00:30:53,596
Ugh. I miss Sarah.
471
00:30:53,630 --> 00:30:55,665
We had our first kiss here.
472
00:30:56,198 --> 00:30:58,133
What happened between you two?
473
00:30:58,167 --> 00:31:01,203
It was a
miscommunication, that's all.
474
00:31:01,236 --> 00:31:04,206
He got banned
from Crown Liquors for life.
475
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,441
What?
476
00:31:05,708 --> 00:31:09,411
Hey, I got to take
this call. Hello?
477
00:31:09,712 --> 00:31:11,748
- This is Chaz.
- That's not your phone.
478
00:31:11,781 --> 00:31:14,349
Who do you think this is?
I know what my phone is.
479
00:31:15,217 --> 00:31:16,285
Good day.
480
00:31:16,586 --> 00:31:18,353
Oh shit, this isn't my phone.
481
00:31:19,589 --> 00:31:21,056
Dude, we gotta go
to the liquor s-store.
482
00:31:21,089 --> 00:31:22,524
We gotta get booze, man.
483
00:31:22,558 --> 00:31:24,359
Chaz,
we're at the liquor store.
484
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:28,598
Aw, shit. That's, that's
Sarah's stepmom dude.
485
00:31:28,631 --> 00:31:30,332
That's-yeah.
486
00:31:30,365 --> 00:31:32,434
Dude, I know they're
not related,
487
00:31:32,468 --> 00:31:35,204
but they have like,
the same butt, right?
488
00:31:35,237 --> 00:31:39,007
Yeah, they totally do.
Check this out.
489
00:31:39,241 --> 00:31:41,711
Cha... No, Chaz, no.
490
00:31:41,744 --> 00:31:43,545
Hey, baby. How you doin'?
491
00:31:43,580 --> 00:31:45,113
Oof.
492
00:31:48,618 --> 00:31:51,353
- Chaz?
- Hi, Mrs. Proctor, how are you?
493
00:31:51,821 --> 00:31:54,022
Turn that thing off.
494
00:31:54,289 --> 00:31:57,426
- That's pretty fucked up.
- Whatever. All right.
495
00:31:57,459 --> 00:32:00,095
I'm, I'm a very talented
singer songwriter.
496
00:32:00,128 --> 00:32:03,232
Everybody wants me,
so I'll be fine.
497
00:32:04,399 --> 00:32:06,502
Bury me in Fireball!
498
00:32:08,370 --> 00:32:10,005
Oh, shit.
499
00:32:12,441 --> 00:32:15,210
Good morning,
Western Massachusetts.
500
00:32:15,244 --> 00:32:18,247
It's another beautiful fall
day here in the Berkshires,
501
00:32:18,280 --> 00:32:21,483
clear and breezy
with a high of 61.
502
00:32:21,517 --> 00:32:24,486
Oh, that foliage
is sure beautiful.
503
00:32:29,659 --> 00:32:31,093
Hey, Nathan.
504
00:32:33,663 --> 00:32:38,367
I, uh, I wanted
to apologize for yesterday.
505
00:32:38,400 --> 00:32:41,336
I know that things
have been bad, but...
506
00:32:41,738 --> 00:32:43,773
I shouldn't have said some
of the things that I said.
507
00:32:43,806 --> 00:32:45,274
Nathan.
508
00:32:45,307 --> 00:32:46,609
Nathan.
509
00:32:47,844 --> 00:32:49,244
Nathan.
510
00:32:50,412 --> 00:32:52,782
Nathan, come on. Nat...
511
00:32:55,551 --> 00:32:57,319
Teenagers.
512
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:01,356
- He'll come around.
- Hey, buddy,
513
00:33:01,390 --> 00:33:03,826
we're gonna need your
special fecal matter skills.
514
00:33:03,860 --> 00:33:06,829
Are you trying to get
him to love you or hate you?
515
00:33:06,863 --> 00:33:08,698
What? Well, no,
I just think he needs
516
00:33:08,731 --> 00:33:10,867
- to learn a lesson in humility.
- Well, not that way.
517
00:33:10,900 --> 00:33:12,802
You know, I'm gonna have to
write down your little pearls
518
00:33:12,835 --> 00:33:14,704
- of wisdom someday, Mary.
- Oh, okay.
519
00:33:14,737 --> 00:33:17,272
Okay, well, I would
try something nicer.
520
00:33:17,306 --> 00:33:19,408
Like, let's go for a ride.
and you can help us.
521
00:33:19,441 --> 00:33:23,345
Picking up shit is not
the first lesson for him.
522
00:33:23,378 --> 00:33:26,214
Then get down off his
high horse. Forgive the pun.
523
00:33:26,248 --> 00:33:27,516
You're the dad.
524
00:34:22,772 --> 00:34:24,607
How you
doin' back there, kiddo?
525
00:34:39,622 --> 00:34:41,490
I don't know how
I can afford it all.
526
00:34:41,858 --> 00:34:46,663
The rent, the conveyor
incident. It's too much.
527
00:34:46,696 --> 00:34:49,498
You'll figure it out.
You always do.
528
00:34:49,766 --> 00:34:52,869
I don't know about this time,
Mary. I'm losing the farm.
529
00:34:52,902 --> 00:34:56,304
I'm at odds with my son. He
hates it here and he hates me.
530
00:34:56,338 --> 00:34:59,876
You can't treat him like
a child and expect him
531
00:34:59,909 --> 00:35:02,812
- to act like an adult.
- What am I supposed to do?
532
00:35:02,845 --> 00:35:05,280
Give him a little freedom.
533
00:35:06,314 --> 00:35:07,617
- Does he ride?
- No,
534
00:35:08,250 --> 00:35:11,253
I, uh, wanted to teach
him to ride Fritz,
535
00:35:11,286 --> 00:35:13,388
but he's made it pretty clear
he wants nothing to do with me.
536
00:35:13,422 --> 00:35:15,290
Don't be such a sad sack.
537
00:35:15,323 --> 00:35:19,494
How about having Sarah teach
him how to ride? He likes her.
538
00:35:19,528 --> 00:35:23,465
It would be fun.
He might feel accomplished.
539
00:35:23,866 --> 00:35:24,934
Be good for him.
540
00:35:37,814 --> 00:35:39,916
What are you looking for?
541
00:35:39,949 --> 00:35:42,018
His bridle.
I could have sworn
542
00:35:42,051 --> 00:35:43,452
I put it over here earlier.
543
00:35:43,485 --> 00:35:44,987
Floor. Floor.
544
00:35:47,556 --> 00:35:48,991
Is this it?
545
00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:52,227
That's weird.
546
00:35:53,228 --> 00:35:55,665
I would have never put a
bridle on the floor like that.
547
00:35:59,736 --> 00:36:02,404
Hey, wimp. Wimp.
548
00:36:07,677 --> 00:36:10,378
Hey, buddy.
Scared of the big bad horse?
549
00:36:11,748 --> 00:36:13,783
No.
550
00:36:14,516 --> 00:36:15,785
Come on.
551
00:36:16,085 --> 00:36:17,486
It's easy.
552
00:36:22,892 --> 00:36:27,529
Tell you what.
You ride me, I'll ride you.
553
00:36:29,799 --> 00:36:31,466
Not so scary, huh?
554
00:36:37,774 --> 00:36:38,908
How are you feeling?
555
00:36:39,242 --> 00:36:43,478
Who, me? Easy breezy.
556
00:36:43,713 --> 00:36:45,748
Nathan, don't lie to me.
557
00:36:45,782 --> 00:36:50,418
- What a pussy.
- I may be a tinge stressed out
558
00:36:50,452 --> 00:36:52,354
the 2000 pound
animal in front of me.
559
00:36:52,789 --> 00:36:54,489
Pfft.
You're gonna be fine.
560
00:36:54,523 --> 00:36:55,591
- Pussy.
- Shh.
561
00:36:56,025 --> 00:36:57,359
Did you just shush me?
562
00:36:58,094 --> 00:37:01,964
No, I, talk to myself
sometimes.
563
00:37:01,998 --> 00:37:04,033
Honestly, I talk
to myself too, sometimes.
564
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,004
Horses are just like people.
565
00:37:08,037 --> 00:37:09,939
They can be a little
tricky to read.
566
00:37:09,972 --> 00:37:12,008
See, he looks totally calm,
567
00:37:12,041 --> 00:37:13,976
but internally
he's freaking out.
568
00:37:14,010 --> 00:37:15,611
Hey!
569
00:37:15,645 --> 00:37:17,013
He's just
not used to you yet.
570
00:37:17,046 --> 00:37:18,848
Just like
you're not used to him.
571
00:37:19,816 --> 00:37:23,485
Whoa. Whoa, whoa.
It's okay. It's okay, Fritz.
572
00:37:24,253 --> 00:37:26,088
He's been
a little off recently.
573
00:37:26,122 --> 00:37:27,623
Try to ride him another day.
574
00:37:35,564 --> 00:37:36,899
Bye, pussy.
575
00:37:39,101 --> 00:37:41,369
- Oh hey, buddy.
- Hi.
576
00:37:41,938 --> 00:37:43,405
Where are you headed?
577
00:37:43,438 --> 00:37:44,740
Um, uh,
578
00:37:44,774 --> 00:37:46,441
Mary, set me
up on a blind date.
579
00:37:46,474 --> 00:37:47,610
Oh.
580
00:37:48,244 --> 00:37:50,412
- Have a really nice time.
- If you want to talk about it...
581
00:37:50,445 --> 00:37:51,881
- Nope! Not at all.
- Look, Nath...
582
00:38:02,625 --> 00:38:04,894
Hey, city, boy. Want
to go to the shooting range?
583
00:38:05,261 --> 00:38:07,096
Nah, I'm good.
584
00:38:07,462 --> 00:38:11,100
You can blow off some steam.
Come on.
585
00:38:12,802 --> 00:38:14,604
Alright, fine. I'm coming.
586
00:38:14,637 --> 00:38:17,472
- You're what?
- I'm coming.
587
00:38:17,505 --> 00:38:18,875
- What?
- I'm com...
588
00:38:20,743 --> 00:38:22,444
I'll be there
in a few minutes.
589
00:38:26,782 --> 00:38:28,651
Shake a leg. Sun's going down.
590
00:38:29,218 --> 00:38:31,787
- Shake a leg?
- Means chop chop, city boy.
591
00:38:33,155 --> 00:38:36,491
Uh oh, I get
to drive the cart. It's cool.
592
00:38:36,524 --> 00:38:40,096
Oh, don't, don't, don't move.
Wait right there.
593
00:38:40,129 --> 00:38:42,198
- What, no. The sun's setting.
- You look...
594
00:38:42,231 --> 00:38:43,531
I need a photo.
595
00:38:47,469 --> 00:38:48,536
Thank you.
596
00:38:50,538 --> 00:38:51,874
Could you...
597
00:38:51,908 --> 00:38:53,175
um...
598
00:38:53,209 --> 00:38:55,077
send that to me so
I can share it?
599
00:38:55,811 --> 00:38:57,813
No one ever
really takes my photo.
600
00:38:59,481 --> 00:39:01,717
That's absolutely their loss.
601
00:39:23,706 --> 00:39:24,774
What's that?
602
00:39:26,008 --> 00:39:28,576
Cicadas. Beautiful, huh?
603
00:39:35,985 --> 00:39:37,086
Can I ask you something?
604
00:39:40,022 --> 00:39:41,891
Does my dad
go on a lot of dates?
605
00:39:41,924 --> 00:39:43,759
Never.
606
00:39:44,260 --> 00:39:47,697
- Why?
- He's going on one tonight.
607
00:39:48,030 --> 00:39:49,131
Really?
608
00:39:50,900 --> 00:39:52,935
I mean, he's an adult,
he can do what he wants, but...
609
00:39:54,603 --> 00:39:58,506
he skipped out on my mom
and I, like hardcore.
610
00:40:01,277 --> 00:40:04,146
It's dumb.
It doesn't even matter.
611
00:40:05,114 --> 00:40:06,615
I didn't know that.
612
00:40:07,116 --> 00:40:08,851
He told me a different story.
613
00:40:10,619 --> 00:40:12,655
Well, I guess we tell the
stories we want to believe,
614
00:40:13,222 --> 00:40:15,257
and if we tell
them enough times,
615
00:40:15,291 --> 00:40:17,660
then maybe
they start to be true.
616
00:40:20,196 --> 00:40:22,798
- You need a party.
- Huh?
617
00:40:22,832 --> 00:40:25,067
A massive distraction.
618
00:40:25,101 --> 00:40:27,803
You can't run from the truth,
but you certainly can drown it.
619
00:40:27,837 --> 00:40:29,972
- Drown it?
- In whisky.
620
00:40:30,006 --> 00:40:32,008
Or tequila.
Your prerogative.
621
00:40:33,743 --> 00:40:36,579
Where are we
gonna find a party?
622
00:40:36,612 --> 00:40:38,781
Say your dad
was going out tonight...
623
00:40:40,049 --> 00:40:41,951
Oh!
624
00:40:42,785 --> 00:40:44,320
I'll make some calls.
625
00:41:19,088 --> 00:41:22,191
Would you like to hear
about our little scheme?
626
00:41:22,224 --> 00:41:24,260
I've been waiting
for about an hour.
627
00:41:24,293 --> 00:41:25,928
It takes those two
longer to get dressed,
628
00:41:25,961 --> 00:41:28,130
than it took Ms. Tran
to bleach my asshole.
629
00:41:28,164 --> 00:41:31,067
'Course, my asshole hair
is so fine that it really
630
00:41:31,100 --> 00:41:33,803
doesn't take that long,
but it sure stings a lot.
631
00:41:34,470 --> 00:41:38,107
Well, the Bens are going to
infiltrate the party
632
00:41:38,140 --> 00:41:41,343
dressed as douchebags,
so they will transform
633
00:41:41,377 --> 00:41:44,747
from bodyguard Bens
to frat boy Kens.
634
00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:47,016
Watch the rhyming, son.
That's my gig.
635
00:41:47,049 --> 00:41:50,686
Don't be mad, Dad,
even a tad.
636
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,855
I'm the poet in this family.
637
00:41:52,888 --> 00:41:56,992
♪ Chocolate raisins in the sky
if everybody starts to cry ♪
638
00:41:57,026 --> 00:42:00,096
I wrote that and it won
a fucking Grammy, so suck it.
639
00:42:00,129 --> 00:42:03,032
Oh,
you're out of massage oils.
640
00:42:03,065 --> 00:42:05,000
Weren't you the scientist lady?
641
00:42:05,034 --> 00:42:06,936
Yes, so Natalia's
my girlfriend now.
642
00:42:06,969 --> 00:42:12,041
Mm-hmm! Muah.
Wah, ooh wah, wah, coo.
643
00:42:14,076 --> 00:42:16,745
That's nice, just a tad
surprised how she went
644
00:42:16,779 --> 00:42:19,081
from MIT meek
to strip club chic.
645
00:42:19,115 --> 00:42:20,249
Rhyming!
646
00:42:22,151 --> 00:42:24,120
There is literally
zero massage oil.
647
00:42:25,788 --> 00:42:28,290
Kostya.
It's Natalia's brother.
648
00:42:36,999 --> 00:42:40,336
Apparently,
Russia is a very sexy place.
649
00:42:40,369 --> 00:42:43,339
I like the way you talk.
Would you like orgy?
650
00:42:43,372 --> 00:42:45,274
No, no,
Bobby Q doesn't orgy.
651
00:42:45,307 --> 00:42:47,877
He watches
my back while I orgy.
652
00:42:47,910 --> 00:42:50,112
Mmm...
653
00:42:50,146 --> 00:42:52,815
Now let's
get this wildly erotic,
654
00:42:52,848 --> 00:42:57,319
deeply taboo, and possibly
illegal game play underway.
655
00:42:58,721 --> 00:43:01,790
Oh, oh, oh oh.
656
00:43:02,024 --> 00:43:03,959
Hey... oh!
657
00:43:03,993 --> 00:43:06,862
This sort of thing can
emotionally scar a poor boy.
658
00:43:06,896 --> 00:43:10,166
- Oh, man.
- I've got oil in my bedroom.
659
00:43:13,502 --> 00:43:15,337
Kids, why don't you
wait in daddy's room?
660
00:43:15,371 --> 00:43:17,072
He has a little
business to attend to.
661
00:43:17,106 --> 00:43:19,041
Okay, daddy.
662
00:43:19,074 --> 00:43:22,178
Ah, so the incestuous Russian
sex toys get to call you daddy.
663
00:43:22,211 --> 00:43:25,314
Grow the fuck up.
That's rock and roll.
664
00:43:25,347 --> 00:43:27,383
You need to worry
about those Ben idiots
665
00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,186
- covering that Nathan kid.
- Fret not.
666
00:43:30,219 --> 00:43:32,254
They'll keep a close eye
on him at the party.
667
00:43:32,288 --> 00:43:36,091
It might be advantageous
to bring him into the fold.
668
00:43:36,593 --> 00:43:40,462
I see your point.
Okay. Shoot your shot.
669
00:43:40,496 --> 00:43:42,131
But if he doesn't go
along with it,
670
00:43:42,164 --> 00:43:44,767
shoot your shot for real.
671
00:43:44,800 --> 00:43:46,468
You get what I'm saying?
672
00:43:46,502 --> 00:43:48,103
Yes.
673
00:43:48,137 --> 00:43:50,839
Do you really
know what I'm saying?
674
00:43:50,873 --> 00:43:53,275
If I ask
and he says no,
675
00:43:53,309 --> 00:43:58,113
I should ask again with
a very intimidating manner.
676
00:43:58,147 --> 00:44:02,051
If you ask and he says no,
you should kill him.
677
00:44:02,084 --> 00:44:03,953
- Really?
- Dead.
678
00:44:04,453 --> 00:44:07,223
Wow, quite the extreme
measures to be taken,
679
00:44:07,923 --> 00:44:09,291
but I'm on it.
680
00:44:09,325 --> 00:44:12,294
In fact,
I'm quite prepared.
681
00:44:12,328 --> 00:44:14,763
I'll be the man for the job.
682
00:44:15,898 --> 00:44:17,433
That's not a gun.
683
00:44:17,800 --> 00:44:20,035
That's a gun, son.
684
00:44:21,003 --> 00:44:22,371
We're trying to kill him,
685
00:44:22,404 --> 00:44:24,306
not tickle his balls.
686
00:44:24,340 --> 00:44:26,242
Yes, good god.
687
00:44:26,275 --> 00:44:28,043
Well...
Very well, then.
688
00:44:28,077 --> 00:44:30,879
Okay, I'll just put
that back there for now.
689
00:44:33,583 --> 00:44:35,551
What do you think
about this, Bobby?
690
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:37,853
Orwell's right.
We're looking good.
691
00:44:37,886 --> 00:44:40,356
We've harvested more
of the horse product.
692
00:44:40,389 --> 00:44:42,124
Setting up
bidders online.
693
00:44:42,157 --> 00:44:45,861
By this time next week,
you'll be richer than sin.
694
00:44:46,462 --> 00:44:48,864
Ah, yeah.
Wanna do a bump?
695
00:44:48,897 --> 00:44:51,800
No, thanks.
I don't do the cocaine.
696
00:44:51,834 --> 00:44:54,136
This ain't cocaine.
This is vitamin B12.
697
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:06,382
Ah, fuck Viagra.
698
00:45:06,415 --> 00:45:09,885
That shit gets you harder
than Portuguese trigonometry.
699
00:45:09,918 --> 00:45:12,888
Grease up, kids.
Daddy's coming.
700
00:45:12,921 --> 00:45:14,290
Later, Bobby.
701
00:45:14,323 --> 00:45:16,358
Oh, man...
702
00:45:16,392 --> 00:45:21,063
that is one seriously psycho,
freaky-deaky rock star.
703
00:45:42,084 --> 00:45:43,452
Bottoms up.
704
00:45:46,989 --> 00:45:48,891
Oh, my god.
705
00:45:49,158 --> 00:45:50,593
Is that nail polish remover?
706
00:45:50,627 --> 00:45:52,127
No,
just shitty moonshine.
707
00:45:52,161 --> 00:45:53,896
Shitty being
the operative word.
708
00:45:54,396 --> 00:45:56,965
Party's arrived.
709
00:45:56,999 --> 00:46:00,202
Absolutely not.
Who the fuck invited you?
710
00:46:00,235 --> 00:46:02,605
Well, it's a party. Of course
Chaz is going to be here.
711
00:46:02,639 --> 00:46:06,208
Baby...
Hey, I want you back.
712
00:46:07,543 --> 00:46:10,379
Chaz... this may come
as a surprise to you,
713
00:46:10,412 --> 00:46:12,047
but I don't want you back.
714
00:46:12,081 --> 00:46:16,085
But as my dad always says,
I'm the best.
715
00:46:16,720 --> 00:46:19,388
Yeah, look at that girl over
there: she's pining after me.
716
00:46:19,421 --> 00:46:21,890
Nah, man, I'm good.
I'm actually gay.
717
00:46:21,924 --> 00:46:23,459
Yes, she is,
twinkle toes.
718
00:46:23,492 --> 00:46:26,663
A bad example because she
doesn't even like guys.
719
00:46:26,696 --> 00:46:28,530
I like guys
and I would never do you.
720
00:46:28,564 --> 00:46:30,466
And I would never
even date you either,
721
00:46:30,499 --> 00:46:33,135
because I have a strict
no redheads policy.
722
00:46:33,969 --> 00:46:35,904
- Dude, she's blonde.
- Wait, she's what?
723
00:46:38,273 --> 00:46:39,975
Whatever.
724
00:46:40,008 --> 00:46:41,644
Look, Chaz, the reason no
one wants to date you
725
00:46:41,678 --> 00:46:43,646
is because
you're a massive twat.
726
00:46:43,680 --> 00:46:45,582
But I have a maid.
727
00:46:46,215 --> 00:46:47,584
Precisely.
728
00:46:50,552 --> 00:46:53,422
Okay, this party's pathetic.
Let's bounce.
729
00:46:55,658 --> 00:46:58,394
I don't, I don't even know why
I dated you in the first place.
730
00:46:58,427 --> 00:47:01,130
You're not exactly
Soho House material.
731
00:47:01,163 --> 00:47:02,965
What the fuck
is that supposed to mean?
732
00:47:02,998 --> 00:47:05,033
That I momentarily
let my standards drop
733
00:47:05,067 --> 00:47:07,369
- when I dated you.
- You can fuck off, Chaz.
734
00:47:14,243 --> 00:47:15,978
Always such a dick.
735
00:47:16,011 --> 00:47:17,647
I don't know why
I let him get under my skin.
736
00:47:17,680 --> 00:47:19,515
- Cha-Chaz.
- What?
737
00:47:19,548 --> 00:47:21,216
I, I'd date you.
738
00:47:22,284 --> 00:47:25,053
- Really?
- Yeah.
739
00:47:25,087 --> 00:47:26,422
Thanks, Zac.
That means a lot.
740
00:47:26,455 --> 00:47:28,223
They were totally
wrong about you.
741
00:47:28,257 --> 00:47:29,726
- They were.
- Yeah.
742
00:47:29,759 --> 00:47:31,594
- I'm hot, huh?
- Totally.
743
00:47:33,028 --> 00:47:35,197
Remember,
blue is the warmest colour.
744
00:47:35,799 --> 00:47:37,533
You know what
you remind me of?
745
00:47:37,566 --> 00:47:39,034
- What?
- Myself.
746
00:47:52,247 --> 00:47:55,451
Hey, miss.
Would you like some free drugs?
747
00:47:55,484 --> 00:47:57,519
- I'll take care of 'em.
- What?
748
00:47:57,553 --> 00:47:59,321
You have to be more casual.
749
00:48:04,761 --> 00:48:07,196
Looks like you need a refill.
750
00:48:07,529 --> 00:48:09,498
Aw, thanks.
751
00:48:13,368 --> 00:48:14,771
Your presence
has been summoned.
752
00:48:14,804 --> 00:48:16,405
What?
753
00:48:16,438 --> 00:48:18,608
He said your presence
has been summoned.
754
00:48:20,542 --> 00:48:23,412
- Do you have the wrong guy?
- You are the Nathan.
755
00:48:23,445 --> 00:48:25,047
Yeah?
756
00:48:25,080 --> 00:48:26,548
Guess you
do have the right guy.
757
00:48:26,583 --> 00:48:29,151
Then we shall see you tomorrow.
758
00:48:34,323 --> 00:48:35,524
No, thanks.
759
00:48:35,557 --> 00:48:37,526
Nathan, Nathan, Nathan.
760
00:48:37,559 --> 00:48:40,362
You'll want to come by.
We just want to talk.
761
00:48:41,029 --> 00:48:44,333
Remember, Nathan,
we know where you live.
762
00:48:44,366 --> 00:48:45,768
- Okay?
- Jesus.
763
00:49:05,254 --> 00:49:06,656
Watch where you're going.
764
00:49:27,376 --> 00:49:31,079
- Hey, I'm sorry.
- Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
765
00:49:31,113 --> 00:49:32,815
- I'm not mad.
- You're not?
766
00:49:32,849 --> 00:49:35,284
No,
I want you to have fun.
767
00:49:35,685 --> 00:49:38,320
Your being responsible doesn't
mean not having any fun.
768
00:49:39,121 --> 00:49:41,624
I want you to not
hate the fun, really.
769
00:49:42,625 --> 00:49:45,060
Kevin!
We missed you.
770
00:49:47,129 --> 00:49:48,564
Woah...
771
00:49:48,598 --> 00:49:51,199
- No, thank you.
- Probably for the best.
772
00:49:51,233 --> 00:49:53,368
Tastes like garbage.
773
00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:56,505
Well, uh,
you two enjoy yourselves.
774
00:49:58,507 --> 00:50:01,611
But... be ready
for work in the morning.
775
00:50:01,644 --> 00:50:03,312
Ay, ay, captain.
776
00:50:04,546 --> 00:50:05,782
Sweet.
777
00:50:19,662 --> 00:50:21,263
Good boy.
778
00:50:29,204 --> 00:50:31,808
What the fuck?
The lock is cut.
779
00:50:47,255 --> 00:50:48,758
Oh, you're up, uh, early.
780
00:50:49,224 --> 00:50:51,661
Yeah, I know there's work
to be done, and all that.
781
00:50:54,631 --> 00:50:55,732
So...
782
00:50:57,432 --> 00:50:59,201
...how was your date?
783
00:51:00,502 --> 00:51:03,472
No one, uh, no one
really compares to your mother.
784
00:51:06,308 --> 00:51:09,211
- What's with the papers?
- Oh, uh...
785
00:51:09,244 --> 00:51:11,446
I'm just looking over some
financial stuff.
786
00:51:12,247 --> 00:51:13,482
Oh.
787
00:51:14,917 --> 00:51:16,418
How's it looking?
788
00:51:17,754 --> 00:51:19,154
Not good.
789
00:51:19,989 --> 00:51:21,924
- I'm sorry about the baler...
- Hey, hey, hey.
790
00:51:21,958 --> 00:51:23,558
I know you are.
791
00:51:29,866 --> 00:51:31,601
Thanks, kiddo.
792
00:51:32,702 --> 00:51:34,904
Uh,
anything I can do to help?
793
00:51:35,504 --> 00:51:38,808
Not at the moment, unless you
have some that Adderall
794
00:51:38,841 --> 00:51:42,712
laying around that'd be...
hey, hey. That's a joke.
795
00:51:44,847 --> 00:51:47,315
But in the meantime,
the composter
796
00:51:47,349 --> 00:51:49,418
- could use turning over.
- No shit?
797
00:51:52,454 --> 00:51:53,790
No shit.
798
00:52:01,764 --> 00:52:05,601
- Hmm, hey, Loser.
- Oh, what are you guys doing?
799
00:52:06,135 --> 00:52:08,303
Just trying
to give Fritz a little lovin'.
800
00:52:08,336 --> 00:52:09,706
I don't know
what's going on with him.
801
00:52:09,739 --> 00:52:11,774
Poor little guy.
802
00:52:12,441 --> 00:52:13,843
Alright, Fritz.
803
00:52:14,309 --> 00:52:16,746
God, I'm so hungover.
804
00:52:16,779 --> 00:52:18,313
All I want
is Betty's pizza
805
00:52:18,346 --> 00:52:21,017
with that...
cheesy, yummy goodness.
806
00:52:21,050 --> 00:52:25,253
Uh, wanna like, go later?
807
00:52:25,487 --> 00:52:27,522
To Betty's?
808
00:52:27,556 --> 00:52:31,794
Yeah, I mean,
you said you wanted to go, so...
809
00:52:31,828 --> 00:52:35,263
Nathaniel, are you asking
me out on a date?
810
00:52:35,965 --> 00:52:39,802
If I were,
would you say yes?
811
00:52:40,535 --> 00:52:41,637
Mm-hmm.
812
00:52:42,071 --> 00:52:44,674
- Betty's then?
- It's a date, city boy.
813
00:52:44,707 --> 00:52:46,976
Two losers.
814
00:52:51,914 --> 00:52:53,548
Yes.
815
00:53:39,896 --> 00:53:42,031
It's beautiful.
816
00:53:45,768 --> 00:53:47,069
Excellent.
817
00:53:47,103 --> 00:53:49,705
100 percent Grade A.
818
00:53:59,982 --> 00:54:01,449
Hello?
819
00:54:03,451 --> 00:54:05,588
Someone is waiting,
you imbecile.
820
00:54:07,657 --> 00:54:09,625
And change your shirt,
as we discussed.
821
00:54:12,628 --> 00:54:15,631
Welcome to the smoke shop.
That's all we sell here.
822
00:54:16,098 --> 00:54:18,400
We're chill people.
Come on in.
823
00:54:20,036 --> 00:54:22,038
- Come on, bro. Come on.
- Okay.
824
00:54:29,579 --> 00:54:30,947
Sick shop.
825
00:54:32,048 --> 00:54:34,516
Oh, you haven't
seen anything yet.
826
00:54:36,819 --> 00:54:38,386
I'm not going
to kiss your hand.
827
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:39,789
Come with me.
828
00:54:39,822 --> 00:54:42,390
Scared to take my hand?
829
00:54:43,425 --> 00:54:44,861
I'm allergic to latex.
830
00:54:45,360 --> 00:54:48,598
Hm. Must be convenient...
for a virgin.
831
00:54:48,631 --> 00:54:50,700
I'm not a vir...
832
00:54:51,834 --> 00:54:54,904
Shit. Lotta cash.
833
00:54:56,504 --> 00:54:58,074
Oh, this doesn't exist.
834
00:54:59,742 --> 00:55:00,977
I...
835
00:55:01,744 --> 00:55:05,480
- It's right there.
- None of this is real.
836
00:55:05,513 --> 00:55:08,117
Ben, you are an utter
embarrassment.
837
00:55:08,150 --> 00:55:10,653
Nathaniel,
pay him no mind.
838
00:55:10,686 --> 00:55:12,688
I believe he was dropped
on his head as a child.
839
00:55:14,657 --> 00:55:17,559
Perhaps on multiple occasions.
840
00:55:18,160 --> 00:55:21,797
Come with me,
my boy, please.
841
00:55:21,831 --> 00:55:24,734
- Oh, my god.
- Ooh, you have soft shoulders.
842
00:55:25,167 --> 00:55:27,870
I, I don't, yeah.
843
00:55:35,011 --> 00:55:36,646
What are those?
844
00:55:36,679 --> 00:55:40,650
Liquid gold, my boy.
Liquid gold.
845
00:55:40,683 --> 00:55:44,987
Mined from the shaft
with my bare hands.
846
00:55:45,021 --> 00:55:46,889
What's liquid gold?
847
00:55:46,923 --> 00:55:48,624
Horse semen
is no laughing matter.
848
00:55:48,658 --> 00:55:50,558
You're seriously the worst.
849
00:55:54,063 --> 00:55:56,732
- What's in there?
- 69, 69.
850
00:55:56,766 --> 00:55:58,167
That's the code
that he assigned.
851
00:55:58,768 --> 00:56:02,071
69, 69. That's the code
that he assigned.
852
00:56:02,104 --> 00:56:05,141
Enough of your
childish rhymes, Ben.
853
00:56:05,174 --> 00:56:06,709
Okay...
854
00:56:08,144 --> 00:56:10,947
Just uh, joking with our
house comic Ben, here.
855
00:56:10,980 --> 00:56:12,514
Where do you think
you're going?
856
00:56:12,547 --> 00:56:13,849
I have plans.
857
00:56:14,317 --> 00:56:16,819
We all know it's a date.
You can say it.
858
00:56:18,754 --> 00:56:20,790
Look, I don't know what kind
of weird ass operation
859
00:56:20,823 --> 00:56:23,558
- you have going on here...
- Weird ass?
860
00:56:23,893 --> 00:56:25,895
It's actually an incredible,
wonderful operation
861
00:56:25,928 --> 00:56:27,997
we're running here.
We were going to invite you
862
00:56:28,030 --> 00:56:30,166
to join,
but never mind.
863
00:56:30,399 --> 00:56:32,134
Well, I definitely
don't want any part of it.
864
00:56:32,168 --> 00:56:33,803
We definitely don't
want any part of you.
865
00:56:33,836 --> 00:56:35,705
- Well, then we're in agreement.
- Fine.
866
00:56:35,738 --> 00:56:37,106
Oh!
867
00:56:37,139 --> 00:56:38,741
Say hello
to your horsey friend for us.
868
00:56:38,774 --> 00:56:41,110
I'm gonna...
869
00:56:41,476 --> 00:56:43,946
- Okay.
- Yeah, I'm sorry, bro.
870
00:56:49,618 --> 00:56:52,188
Have a wonderful date,
Nate.
871
00:57:01,030 --> 00:57:02,264
Spare key. Hmm.
872
00:57:03,165 --> 00:57:05,034
Hmm...
873
00:57:09,238 --> 00:57:11,674
See, it doesn't work with Coke.
It has to be a milkshake.
874
00:57:11,707 --> 00:57:14,276
- Well, I'm lactose intolerant.
- God, that's hot.
875
00:57:14,310 --> 00:57:16,579
What,
that I'm lactose intolerant?
876
00:57:16,612 --> 00:57:18,214
Say it again.
877
00:57:19,782 --> 00:57:21,017
I'm lactose intolerant.
878
00:57:21,050 --> 00:57:23,518
Fuck.
879
00:57:24,954 --> 00:57:26,188
I, um...
880
00:57:26,856 --> 00:57:29,959
Hey do you know a guy named...
what's his name,
881
00:57:30,693 --> 00:57:31,961
Orwell?
882
00:57:32,895 --> 00:57:34,663
Doesn't ring a bell.
883
00:57:34,697 --> 00:57:38,100
He has these um,
Ring Pops on his hand.
884
00:57:39,235 --> 00:57:40,870
He tried to make me suck it.
885
00:57:40,903 --> 00:57:42,972
What?
886
00:57:43,005 --> 00:57:45,875
- His Ring Pop.
- Oh, oh, okay.
887
00:57:47,676 --> 00:57:50,179
Not, not his penis.
888
00:57:50,212 --> 00:57:53,315
- I just wanna make that clear.
- Noted.
889
00:57:55,151 --> 00:57:57,552
Hey,
are you cool with my dad?
890
00:57:58,254 --> 00:57:59,655
Yeah, why?
891
00:58:00,990 --> 00:58:02,758
I don't know,
he just gets on me a lot.
892
00:58:03,325 --> 00:58:05,828
Well, yeah, you don't know
what the fuck you're doing.
893
00:58:06,762 --> 00:58:10,666
Yeah, my life's kind of,
kind of messed up.
894
00:58:10,699 --> 00:58:14,070
Well, I just meant at the farm.
I didn't mean...
895
00:58:14,103 --> 00:58:16,105
Oh.
896
00:58:17,406 --> 00:58:19,008
Yeah, still.
897
00:58:19,442 --> 00:58:21,911
You should try to hang out with
him. He's pretty chill.
898
00:58:23,712 --> 00:58:25,347
I kind of feel
bad for that baler.
899
00:58:26,849 --> 00:58:28,184
Yeah, that was pretty bad.
900
00:58:30,853 --> 00:58:32,354
You saw
my muscles though, right?
901
00:58:33,089 --> 00:58:34,957
Your... muscles?
902
00:58:34,990 --> 00:58:37,359
Yeah, those.
903
00:58:37,693 --> 00:58:39,829
Those I saw.
904
00:58:39,862 --> 00:58:42,031
- Are you cold?
- A little bit.
905
00:58:45,835 --> 00:58:48,871
Well, well, well,
what the frick do we have here?
906
00:58:48,904 --> 00:58:50,339
Yo, Chaz.
907
00:58:50,840 --> 00:58:52,775
Don't you "Yo, Chaz" me,
908
00:58:52,808 --> 00:58:54,076
and get your hands
away from my girl.
909
00:58:54,110 --> 00:58:56,212
- Your girl?
- Yeah, get him, Chaz.
910
00:58:56,245 --> 00:58:58,981
- Oh, I will.
- So you're spying on me now?
911
00:58:59,014 --> 00:59:00,416
I came to serenade you.
912
00:59:00,449 --> 00:59:02,751
No one wants to hear that.
Let's go.
913
00:59:03,252 --> 00:59:05,387
Okay, so you're ditching me
for the Virgin Mary now?
914
00:59:05,421 --> 00:59:08,057
- Chaz, you're pathetic.
- Look, baby girl, baby girl.
915
00:59:08,090 --> 00:59:10,159
Look, you could be
making sweet, sweet love
916
00:59:10,192 --> 00:59:12,061
- to a Gucci model right now.
- Yeah, right.
917
00:59:12,094 --> 00:59:14,763
Yeah, that's right. I got paid
for a Gucci shoot next week.
918
00:59:15,231 --> 00:59:17,933
I'm going to be making bank.
Gucci bank.
919
00:59:17,967 --> 00:59:19,101
Good for you, Chaz.
920
00:59:19,702 --> 00:59:21,871
What...
Sarah, we make sense together.
921
00:59:22,304 --> 00:59:24,807
No, we really, really don't.
922
00:59:24,840 --> 00:59:26,175
Baby, please.
923
00:59:26,208 --> 00:59:28,811
- I wrote you this song.
- Oh, my God...
924
00:59:28,844 --> 00:59:33,782
♪ Sarah,
I know it's hard. ♪
925
00:59:33,816 --> 00:59:38,387
♪ When I'm looking
at you so very hard. ♪
926
00:59:38,754 --> 00:59:41,757
♪ When you cook me
breakfast, I've ♪
927
00:59:41,790 --> 00:59:43,692
What, I was
about to hit the chorus, dude.
928
00:59:43,726 --> 00:59:45,961
- You'll sing it for me later.
- Uh, thanks for the song,
929
00:59:45,995 --> 00:59:48,130
but we're going to
get out of here, so...
930
00:59:48,164 --> 00:59:50,332
Sarah and I have a destiny.
She's mine.
931
00:59:50,366 --> 00:59:52,134
I don't belong to anyone.
932
00:59:52,168 --> 00:59:53,903
Yeah, what are you,
Ted Bundy or something?
933
00:59:54,537 --> 00:59:57,439
Okay, you want a fight?
Fine. You got one.
934
00:59:57,473 --> 00:59:59,341
- Take the first swing.
- I don't want to fight.
935
00:59:59,375 --> 01:00:01,143
You're just
a little bitch just like
936
01:00:01,177 --> 01:00:02,711
- your dad and your grandpa.
- Hey!
937
01:00:02,745 --> 01:00:04,113
- What did you say?
- Yeah, that's right.
938
01:00:04,146 --> 01:00:06,148
Your gamblin' ass
grandpa couldn't hold on
939
01:00:06,182 --> 01:00:08,317
to the farm,
and neither will your daddy.
940
01:00:08,350 --> 01:00:09,685
What are you talking about?
941
01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:11,887
Oh, you don't know,
do you?
942
01:00:12,221 --> 01:00:14,790
My dad just got a call
from developers today.
943
01:00:14,823 --> 01:00:16,926
They want to buy
the farm and tear it down.
944
01:00:16,959 --> 01:00:18,961
- Wait, what?
- Yeah, that's right.
945
01:00:19,428 --> 01:00:21,430
My dad's
meeting with them tomorrow.
946
01:00:24,066 --> 01:00:27,269
So listen, if your dad can come
up with the cash before then...
947
01:00:29,238 --> 01:00:33,008
Oh, oh did I make you upset?
He's just a little bi...
948
01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:35,244
- Chaz! No!
- I'm okay.
949
01:00:35,277 --> 01:00:37,313
Oh, my god, I think
I got a rock in my eye.
950
01:00:37,346 --> 01:00:39,415
Can you look in my eye?
It's really,
951
01:00:39,448 --> 01:00:41,951
- I don't think it's... ah!
- The fuck!?
952
01:00:41,984 --> 01:00:43,953
What am I gonna
do with my Insta story?
953
01:00:47,423 --> 01:00:49,425
God, he's such an asshole.
954
01:00:51,527 --> 01:00:52,795
Yeah.
955
01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:55,464
He never deserved you.
956
01:01:01,570 --> 01:01:04,506
- I really like you, Sarah.
- Oh, yeah?
957
01:01:06,242 --> 01:01:07,943
I like you, too.
958
01:01:11,413 --> 01:01:13,515
When are we going
to do about the farm?
959
01:01:13,549 --> 01:01:15,017
I don't know.
960
01:01:16,018 --> 01:01:17,319
I can speak to my dad.
961
01:01:20,322 --> 01:01:23,058
Woah, kiddo. You okay?
962
01:01:23,092 --> 01:01:25,427
Speak of the devil.
963
01:01:25,461 --> 01:01:27,229
Yeah, I'm okay.
964
01:01:27,263 --> 01:01:30,432
What, uh, what happened
to your nose?
965
01:01:30,833 --> 01:01:32,835
Got hit by
a wannabe Gucci model.
966
01:01:34,470 --> 01:01:36,438
Are you
uh, care to elaborate?
967
01:01:37,039 --> 01:01:39,108
Not really.
968
01:01:39,676 --> 01:01:41,543
I'm going to
go grab some air.
969
01:01:49,418 --> 01:01:52,021
What really
happened to your nose?
970
01:01:52,354 --> 01:01:53,455
You're stupid.
971
01:01:56,892 --> 01:02:00,529
Dad, I got to know the truth
about the farm, about grandpa.
972
01:02:03,198 --> 01:02:05,067
Your grandfather
was a, was a complicated guy.
973
01:02:05,100 --> 01:02:07,102
Then it's true,
he was a gambler.
974
01:02:12,074 --> 01:02:13,509
It was a secret.
975
01:02:13,809 --> 01:02:17,546
It was a big secret, really.
976
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:20,949
He, uh,
He had an addiction.
977
01:02:20,983 --> 01:02:25,254
And one night
he lost a huge bet.
978
01:02:25,821 --> 01:02:27,923
And he didn't have
the cash to cover it.
979
01:02:29,491 --> 01:02:32,595
- So he had to give up the farm.
- You can't be serious.
980
01:02:33,095 --> 01:02:37,032
Before he died, he made
me promise him that...
981
01:02:37,600 --> 01:02:39,401
I'd buy the farm back.
982
01:02:40,102 --> 01:02:43,606
So, uh...
that's what I have been doing.
983
01:02:44,106 --> 01:02:47,009
Slowly paying it off
over the past few years.
984
01:02:47,476 --> 01:02:50,879
- That's why you left mom and I.
- Yeah.
985
01:02:51,980 --> 01:02:53,482
Why didn't you say so?
986
01:02:53,515 --> 01:02:55,384
I didn't want to hurt
your grandfather's pride.
987
01:02:55,417 --> 01:02:57,019
So why tell me now?
988
01:02:59,121 --> 01:03:01,090
Because...
989
01:03:01,658 --> 01:03:04,493
I thought it was more important
to tell the truth.
990
01:03:06,061 --> 01:03:07,963
Dad, you're gonna
lose the farm.
991
01:03:07,996 --> 01:03:09,932
Oh, hey, I mean, it's going
to be a little difficult to get
992
01:03:09,965 --> 01:03:12,067
- over the baler incident...
- No, developers are buying it.
993
01:03:12,501 --> 01:03:13,636
What?
994
01:03:13,670 --> 01:03:15,137
Chaz told me.
995
01:03:15,805 --> 01:03:17,906
His dad's
meeting them tomorrow.
996
01:03:19,408 --> 01:03:21,210
And they're going to
tear it down.
997
01:03:23,245 --> 01:03:25,080
You know, if you would have
told me you're going to
998
01:03:25,114 --> 01:03:26,949
lose the farm a month ago
I wouldn't have cared.
999
01:03:26,982 --> 01:03:28,651
Shit, I'd probably be happy.
1000
01:03:30,419 --> 01:03:34,056
But now, I can't help to think
that this is entirely my fault.
1001
01:03:34,523 --> 01:03:36,291
I mean, if I wasn't so stupid
with the baler...
1002
01:03:36,325 --> 01:03:39,995
Kiddo, kiddo, kiddo,
slow, slow down.
1003
01:03:52,474 --> 01:03:53,710
What are you doing here?
1004
01:03:53,743 --> 01:03:55,411
Look at my
beautiful boy's face.
1005
01:03:55,612 --> 01:03:57,546
You need to get control
of that little shit of yours.
1006
01:03:57,580 --> 01:03:59,448
- Alright John...
- How's he supposed to do his
1007
01:03:59,481 --> 01:04:02,551
- Gucci commercial next week?
- There he is, Dad.
1008
01:04:02,585 --> 01:04:04,420
You need to keep your
grubby little hands
1009
01:04:04,453 --> 01:04:06,255
off of my angel,
you hear me?
1010
01:04:06,288 --> 01:04:08,557
Alright, I think the name
calling is a bit excessive.
1011
01:04:08,591 --> 01:04:11,093
You know, your son is going
to end up just like you.
1012
01:04:11,126 --> 01:04:15,030
Broke, alone, and at the bottom
of the food chain.
1013
01:04:15,931 --> 01:04:18,701
No, I think it's time that you
get the fuck off my property.
1014
01:04:18,735 --> 01:04:20,436
- Your property?
- Yeah.
1015
01:04:20,469 --> 01:04:21,537
Ha...
1016
01:04:22,237 --> 01:04:23,939
You're not going
to get away with this.
1017
01:04:25,675 --> 01:04:28,177
Oh, I will.
I will.
1018
01:04:28,645 --> 01:04:30,312
He will.
1019
01:04:32,782 --> 01:04:34,651
Dad,
can you unlock the door?
1020
01:04:44,359 --> 01:04:47,529
God. There must be something
we're not thinking of.
1021
01:04:48,397 --> 01:04:50,667
Well, I'm all out of ideas.
1022
01:04:57,674 --> 01:04:59,508
Well, you clean up nice.
1023
01:04:59,541 --> 01:05:02,110
What? Oh, thanks.
1024
01:05:02,144 --> 01:05:04,079
Felt like a new shirt
would make me feel better.
1025
01:05:04,112 --> 01:05:06,348
I was really talking about
the bloodless face, but...
1026
01:05:06,381 --> 01:05:07,717
Ah, yeah.
That, too.
1027
01:05:09,151 --> 01:05:11,487
Woah, this is chill.
1028
01:05:11,520 --> 01:05:13,322
It's my favorite spot,
but I hardly ever
1029
01:05:13,355 --> 01:05:15,357
get down here because
I'm always so busy at the farm.
1030
01:05:15,390 --> 01:05:17,092
Well,
I definitely need the break.
1031
01:05:17,125 --> 01:05:18,460
I don't know
what's gonna happen...
1032
01:05:18,494 --> 01:05:20,162
No, no, no, no, no.
Tomorrow.
1033
01:05:20,195 --> 01:05:21,698
Tonight, we chill.
1034
01:05:22,231 --> 01:05:24,166
I know, right?
Check this out.
1035
01:05:24,199 --> 01:05:26,034
I was attacked by a bear.
1036
01:05:26,068 --> 01:05:28,705
Where was Zac
when I needed him? Huh, Zac?
1037
01:05:29,505 --> 01:05:32,474
Ugh, he's everywhere.
Let's just go down to the dock.
1038
01:05:35,645 --> 01:05:38,046
Put that away, it's gross.
1039
01:05:38,413 --> 01:05:40,650
What? It's just my dick.
1040
01:05:42,117 --> 01:05:45,120
- You okay?
- Yeah, sorry, he's just so...
1041
01:05:45,153 --> 01:05:48,023
goddamn annoying.
Thanks.
1042
01:05:49,525 --> 01:05:51,426
I'm really
sorry about the fight.
1043
01:05:51,460 --> 01:05:52,795
Yeah.
1044
01:05:57,199 --> 01:05:59,736
Hey, you like my dick, right?
1045
01:06:02,271 --> 01:06:05,742
It, uh...
was actually my birthday,
1046
01:06:06,475 --> 01:06:09,111
and we're supposed to have
a date that night,
1047
01:06:09,144 --> 01:06:12,214
but I guess he just...
forgot.
1048
01:06:12,247 --> 01:06:14,483
- Hey, birthday girl.
- Hey.
1049
01:06:15,217 --> 01:06:18,420
- Where's Chaz?
- Uh, he had to take care
1050
01:06:18,453 --> 01:06:21,089
of some business
for his dad.
1051
01:06:21,123 --> 01:06:22,592
He'll be here.
1052
01:06:22,625 --> 01:06:24,192
Uh huh.
1053
01:06:26,896 --> 01:06:30,265
Chaz. Hold on.
One second, Dad.
1054
01:06:30,633 --> 01:06:32,534
Chaz.
1055
01:06:33,302 --> 01:06:35,137
Are you drunk?
1056
01:06:35,605 --> 01:06:37,172
You're, you're not drunk?
1057
01:06:38,106 --> 01:06:39,842
Wait, wait, wait,
so let me get this straight.
1058
01:06:39,876 --> 01:06:43,646
You're calling me, on my
birthday, to tell me that
1059
01:06:43,680 --> 01:06:46,649
you just banged Missy
in the back of your car?
1060
01:06:47,817 --> 01:06:50,285
You know what?
Fuck you.
1061
01:06:55,357 --> 01:06:58,595
- You okay?
- Yeah, I just...
1062
01:07:01,330 --> 01:07:03,198
Hey, for the record,
1063
01:07:03,231 --> 01:07:04,634
no guy should ever treat
you like that.
1064
01:07:09,571 --> 01:07:12,507
Come on,
baby, you know I love you.
1065
01:07:12,541 --> 01:07:14,744
Oh, yeah right. Asshole.
1066
01:07:15,310 --> 01:07:17,647
I need a drink.
1067
01:07:18,480 --> 01:07:21,216
Hey just, ignore him.
1068
01:07:22,184 --> 01:07:23,485
Enjoy the high.
1069
01:07:26,254 --> 01:07:27,690
Thanks, Cowboy.
1070
01:07:28,490 --> 01:07:30,593
Cowboy? Really?
1071
01:07:33,428 --> 01:07:35,330
Can't help it, I'm sorry.
1072
01:07:40,235 --> 01:07:43,706
I guess this could really
be the end of my dad's farm.
1073
01:07:46,508 --> 01:07:47,844
Yeah.
1074
01:07:49,946 --> 01:07:51,513
Could be.
1075
01:08:00,623 --> 01:08:03,492
Liquid gold, my boy.
1076
01:08:03,525 --> 01:08:07,295
Minded from the shaft...
1077
01:08:07,830 --> 01:08:10,432
Horse semen is not
a laughing matter.
1078
01:08:10,465 --> 01:08:13,268
The answer's in the semen.
1079
01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:20,275
Oh, my God. Of course.
1080
01:08:20,308 --> 01:08:22,210
The answer's
always in the semen.
1081
01:08:26,348 --> 01:08:29,184
- The semen, that's it!
- Nate, are you alright?
1082
01:08:29,986 --> 01:08:32,254
For the first time in my life,
I've concocted a scheme
1083
01:08:32,287 --> 01:08:33,990
that's
not entirely self-serving.
1084
01:08:34,023 --> 01:08:36,793
When my dad left, I thought he
was a bad guy, but he wasn't.
1085
01:08:36,826 --> 01:08:39,294
He was trying to do
what he thought was right.
1086
01:08:39,896 --> 01:08:42,397
And I've come to realize that
it's not about being perfect,
1087
01:08:42,431 --> 01:08:44,867
it's about getting up every day
and at least fucking trying.
1088
01:08:46,435 --> 01:08:48,270
I'm not gonna lie to you,
I have no clue
1089
01:08:48,303 --> 01:08:49,639
if this plan is going to work.
1090
01:08:49,972 --> 01:08:52,340
It may very
well end up in flames.
1091
01:08:53,042 --> 01:08:54,342
But at least
we did something.
1092
01:08:55,144 --> 01:08:57,479
Well, I guess they can't blame
us for fucking trying.
1093
01:08:58,915 --> 01:09:00,382
Yep, here we go.
1094
01:09:08,891 --> 01:09:11,560
Shit,
it's right there.
1095
01:09:11,594 --> 01:09:13,763
I think I saw a side door.
1096
01:09:14,063 --> 01:09:15,798
I think you're right.
1097
01:09:18,400 --> 01:09:19,969
Oh, you're right.
1098
01:09:26,676 --> 01:09:28,376
Well, that was too easy.
1099
01:09:36,518 --> 01:09:38,487
I think the coast is clear.
1100
01:09:38,520 --> 01:09:41,490
Holy shit,
this place is too weird.
1101
01:09:41,523 --> 01:09:43,358
The cash is in the front.
1102
01:09:43,593 --> 01:09:44,961
Wait, wait, wait.
1103
01:09:45,795 --> 01:09:47,429
What the hell is that?
1104
01:09:47,462 --> 01:09:48,497
I don't know.
1105
01:09:49,632 --> 01:09:51,634
Looks like
it could be important.
1106
01:09:51,667 --> 01:09:53,770
Looks like it needs a code.
1107
01:09:53,803 --> 01:09:55,972
You're just full
of great tips, aren't you?
1108
01:09:57,640 --> 01:09:59,474
Actually,
I think I know it.
1109
01:09:59,508 --> 01:10:01,276
How on earth would you know it?
1110
01:10:01,911 --> 01:10:04,981
Some people can be so smart,
yet so, so dumb.
1111
01:10:06,414 --> 01:10:08,718
69 69.
1112
01:10:11,587 --> 01:10:13,589
What the fuck?
1113
01:10:14,489 --> 01:10:16,525
I think I know what this.
1114
01:10:18,961 --> 01:10:20,696
Oh, Shit.
1115
01:10:22,464 --> 01:10:24,100
You got this, Judge.
1116
01:10:24,133 --> 01:10:26,501
It's good
thing we used extra oil.
1117
01:10:26,535 --> 01:10:29,772
Okay. This isn't
going to be easy.
1118
01:10:31,107 --> 01:10:33,375
Right foot blueberry.
1119
01:10:39,849 --> 01:10:42,051
Aw, shit.
1120
01:10:42,084 --> 01:10:43,619
Ah.
1121
01:10:45,588 --> 01:10:47,924
Fuck. Code red!
1122
01:10:47,957 --> 01:10:50,793
Code red!
Alert! Alert!
1123
01:10:52,460 --> 01:10:55,397
What is it?
Shit, is it my boyfriend?
1124
01:10:55,430 --> 01:10:57,099
Wait, you have boyfriend?
1125
01:10:57,300 --> 01:11:02,104
My top secret horse semen
lair has been compromised,
1126
01:11:02,571 --> 01:11:06,575
which means law enforcement
is probably on their way.
1127
01:11:06,976 --> 01:11:09,612
So let's get the fuck
out of here.
1128
01:11:12,480 --> 01:11:13,983
I got warrants.
1129
01:11:14,016 --> 01:11:15,785
So what do we do now, sis?
1130
01:11:15,818 --> 01:11:17,687
Drop the sister act.
It's gross.
1131
01:11:17,720 --> 01:11:19,521
- So...
- Okay, well, what he said.
1132
01:11:19,554 --> 01:11:21,757
- Let's get the fuck outta here.
- Okay.
1133
01:11:23,726 --> 01:11:25,661
Okay, you guys take off.
1134
01:11:25,695 --> 01:11:27,997
I'll meet you at the
Great Barrington Holiday Inn.
1135
01:11:28,030 --> 01:11:30,132
I got the mat.
You take the spiny thing.
1136
01:11:30,166 --> 01:11:31,767
Go. Go, go, go, go.
1137
01:11:34,436 --> 01:11:36,005
Are you going to be okay?
1138
01:11:36,038 --> 01:11:38,708
Well, I'm wanted by
the law and I'm dead broke.
1139
01:11:38,741 --> 01:11:41,143
But I've got a song in my heart
and the music in my soul.
1140
01:11:46,215 --> 01:11:51,053
So long suckers.
I also got... this.
1141
01:11:54,123 --> 01:11:58,961
Five million dollars
of illegal horse semen.
1142
01:12:00,196 --> 01:12:01,998
- I forgot my keys.
- Ooh.
1143
01:12:16,913 --> 01:12:18,513
Prius, right?
1144
01:12:19,248 --> 01:12:21,717
Yes.
1145
01:12:24,754 --> 01:12:26,454
Yes.
1146
01:12:28,658 --> 01:12:30,793
Who dares steals
1147
01:12:30,826 --> 01:12:33,528
from my secret semen lair?
1148
01:12:34,096 --> 01:12:36,065
- Shit, the cops, too?
- Okay, actually?
1149
01:12:36,098 --> 01:12:38,466
I don't know if we're going
to get murdered or end up
1150
01:12:38,500 --> 01:12:40,002
in jail but I just wanted
to let you know,
1151
01:12:40,036 --> 01:12:41,971
I've had the best time
getting to know you.
1152
01:12:49,645 --> 01:12:51,814
Hope that's not the last time
I get to do that.
1153
01:12:51,847 --> 01:12:53,215
I have a feeling it won't be.
1154
01:12:53,249 --> 01:12:55,017
We know you're in there.
1155
01:12:55,051 --> 01:12:57,519
Come out with your hands
above your heads.
1156
01:12:57,552 --> 01:13:00,623
Fuck...
Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck.
1157
01:13:00,656 --> 01:13:03,491
- Nate, chill.
- Chill?
1158
01:13:03,525 --> 01:13:05,227
The police are outside and
there's a semen psycho in here
1159
01:13:05,261 --> 01:13:07,730
probably trying to kill us.
How am I supposed to chill?
1160
01:13:07,763 --> 01:13:09,865
So, don't hate me, but...
1161
01:13:09,899 --> 01:13:12,601
- I didn't trust your plan.
- Huh?
1162
01:13:12,635 --> 01:13:14,569
The police are sort
of our back up.
1163
01:13:16,939 --> 01:13:19,775
- You, you know them?
- Mm-hmm.
1164
01:13:20,209 --> 01:13:22,778
- We just go outside then, or...?
- Sure.
1165
01:13:25,581 --> 01:13:28,884
Alright, step out slowly with
your hands above your heads.
1166
01:13:28,918 --> 01:13:31,954
- Woah, what the fuck?
- Woah, woah. Stand down.
1167
01:13:32,321 --> 01:13:34,724
- Your stepmom's a cop?
- Oh, yeah.
1168
01:13:36,158 --> 01:13:38,661
- Can I put my hands down?
- Yes, you can.
1169
01:13:39,829 --> 01:13:41,864
- There they are.
- Freeze.
1170
01:13:41,897 --> 01:13:44,667
Those are the demons who tried
to steal my horse semen money.
1171
01:13:44,700 --> 01:13:46,268
Come here.
1172
01:13:50,272 --> 01:13:53,709
So, you're the sick
guy with the semen lair.
1173
01:13:53,743 --> 01:13:55,644
Even if I were,
you couldn't prove it.
1174
01:13:55,678 --> 01:13:57,580
There's literally
so much semen...
1175
01:13:57,613 --> 01:14:00,950
But you can't tie us directly
to it. We are innocent.
1176
01:14:00,983 --> 01:14:04,120
Ow, ow! Ow, ow!
1177
01:14:04,153 --> 01:14:06,122
Bennett, Barnes,
raid the place.
1178
01:14:06,155 --> 01:14:08,024
Yeah, you can go.
You can go.
1179
01:14:08,057 --> 01:14:11,260
Please, please. You guys don't
know how hard this work is.
1180
01:14:11,293 --> 01:14:13,029
I mean, a horse
like Fritz is literally...
1181
01:14:13,062 --> 01:14:14,897
Wait, what did
you just say?
1182
01:14:14,930 --> 01:14:16,665
- I said a horse like Fritz is...
- That's my dad's horse.
1183
01:14:16,699 --> 01:14:18,234
That's why he's
been acting off.
1184
01:14:18,267 --> 01:14:20,770
Wait a minute.
You're telling me
1185
01:14:20,803 --> 01:14:22,972
that all your semen money...
1186
01:14:23,005 --> 01:14:24,740
comes from your horse?
1187
01:14:24,774 --> 01:14:27,009
Fritz's semen is liquid gold.
You would've done
1188
01:14:27,043 --> 01:14:29,045
the same thing.
We just thought of it first.
1189
01:14:30,212 --> 01:14:32,547
- You are despicable.
- Hmm!
1190
01:14:32,948 --> 01:14:35,584
And you three
are a creepy looking trio.
1191
01:14:36,886 --> 01:14:39,021
There is so much cash in there.
1192
01:14:39,522 --> 01:14:41,323
And
there's a lot of test tubes
1193
01:14:41,357 --> 01:14:43,292
full of
what's most likely semen.
1194
01:14:43,659 --> 01:14:46,028
- Cuff 'em.
- Hey, hey, hey.
1195
01:14:46,062 --> 01:14:48,631
What the fuck is this?
Hey!
1196
01:14:48,664 --> 01:14:53,102
Fuck you!
Oh, God!
1197
01:14:53,135 --> 01:14:55,004
- Oh, man!
- Nathaniel.
1198
01:14:55,037 --> 01:14:57,873
I bought you
a delicious Berkshire brew
1199
01:14:57,907 --> 01:15:01,077
from Berkshire Brewing Company,
established in 1994.
1200
01:15:01,110 --> 01:15:04,880
25 years family owned,
and this is how you repay me?
1201
01:15:04,914 --> 01:15:07,283
Listen, I am so sorry
this happened to your family.
1202
01:15:07,316 --> 01:15:09,385
But you know,
if it's any consolation,
1203
01:15:09,418 --> 01:15:12,855
theoretically, all that cash
belongs to your father.
1204
01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:15,991
Looks like your dad's
not losing the farm.
1205
01:15:16,592 --> 01:15:19,595
Well, it is his
liquid gold, after all.
1206
01:15:20,463 --> 01:15:22,765
- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
1207
01:15:22,798 --> 01:15:25,101
Don't worry.
Where you boys are going,
1208
01:15:25,134 --> 01:15:27,136
there's going
to be a lot of semen.
1209
01:15:27,837 --> 01:15:29,238
Yo, fuck you!
1210
01:15:39,181 --> 01:15:41,984
Oh, I'm sorry
about everything, Fritzy.
1211
01:15:42,017 --> 01:15:43,953
You're going to get so many
apples and carrots,
1212
01:15:43,986 --> 01:15:45,955
you won't even know
what to do about it.
1213
01:15:46,255 --> 01:15:48,757
- My lady.
- Oh, brother.
1214
01:15:48,791 --> 01:15:50,392
Thank you,
they're beautiful.
1215
01:15:50,960 --> 01:15:52,728
Don't ever
call me m'lady again.
1216
01:15:52,761 --> 01:15:53,996
Yeah, it felt wrong.
I definitely won't.
1217
01:15:54,029 --> 01:15:55,865
Ready for some country livin'?
1218
01:15:55,898 --> 01:15:58,134
I mean,
I have the boots.
1219
01:16:00,002 --> 01:16:01,670
Nice.
1220
01:16:03,939 --> 01:16:06,108
I still can't believe
you called for backup.
1221
01:16:06,142 --> 01:16:08,077
I admired your passion,
but this case
1222
01:16:08,110 --> 01:16:10,746
was a little too important
to leave it up to chance.
1223
01:16:10,779 --> 01:16:12,915
Chance?
I had a solid plan.
1224
01:16:12,948 --> 01:16:14,950
Oh, yeah, okay.
Solid.
1225
01:16:15,885 --> 01:16:17,920
I kissed you, didn't I?
1226
01:16:17,953 --> 01:16:19,688
You don't remember
kissing me?
1227
01:16:19,722 --> 01:16:22,424
I may have blacked
out for a moment.
1228
01:16:26,295 --> 01:16:27,963
Remember now?
1229
01:16:27,997 --> 01:16:31,200
I may need
one more to reminder.
1230
01:16:37,273 --> 01:16:39,975
I'm gonna be sick
1231
01:16:46,859 --> 01:16:48,671
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