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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,546 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:13,647 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:21,622 * 4 00:00:35,369 --> 00:00:38,839 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:38,872 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:50,151 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:50,184 --> 00:00:53,587 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:58,192 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:00:59,360 --> 00:01:01,629 [indistinct chatter] 10 00:01:01,662 --> 00:01:03,431 - HE'S NOT GETTING INTO ANY MORE FIGHTS, IS HE? 11 00:01:03,464 --> 00:01:05,599 - OH, NO, NOTHING LIKE THAT. 12 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,701 HUNTER HAS SHOWN REMARKABLE PROGRESS. 13 00:01:07,735 --> 00:01:09,737 - THAT'S GOOD TO HEAR. 14 00:01:09,770 --> 00:01:11,305 - YES, HE'S EXTREMELY BRIGHT. 15 00:01:11,339 --> 00:01:12,840 - WELL, THAT RUNS IN THE FAMILY. 16 00:01:12,873 --> 00:01:16,577 - HOWEVER, HE'S NOT THE MOST DISCIPLINED STUDENT, 17 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:19,213 AND HE HAS A TENDENCY TO BE A BIT OF A... 18 00:01:19,247 --> 00:01:21,515 - SMART-ASS? 19 00:01:21,549 --> 00:01:23,384 RUNS IN THE FAMILY TOO. 20 00:01:23,417 --> 00:01:26,254 - BUT YOU'RE TO BE COMMENDED FOR DOING AN EXCELLENT JOB. 21 00:01:26,287 --> 00:01:28,856 - AH, THANK YOU, MS. CROWE. 22 00:01:28,889 --> 00:01:31,859 - THANK YOU. 23 00:01:31,892 --> 00:01:33,361 DID YOU HEAR THAT? THAT'S THE FIRST TIME A TEACHER 24 00:01:33,394 --> 00:01:35,196 HAS EVER GIVEN ME AN "EXCELLENT." 25 00:01:35,229 --> 00:01:37,131 - [chuckles] 26 00:01:38,499 --> 00:01:41,202 - EXCUSE US. 27 00:01:41,235 --> 00:01:42,470 ARE YOU HUNTER'S PARENTS? 28 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,537 - YES, THAT'S RIGHT. 29 00:01:43,571 --> 00:01:45,406 - WE'RE CALLIE'S FOLKS. 30 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,241 - UH, CALLIE... 31 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:48,876 - OUR KIDS ARE SEEING ONE ANOTHER. 32 00:01:48,909 --> 00:01:51,279 - YES, OF COURSE, THE FAMOUS CALLIE. 33 00:01:51,312 --> 00:01:53,347 - STEVE LEESON. - AMBER MORGAN-LEESON. 34 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,384 - BEN BRUCKNER. - MICHAEL NOVOTNY-BRUCKNER. 35 00:01:56,417 --> 00:01:59,353 - HUNTER ALWAYS SPEAKS OF YOU BOTH WITH SUCH ADMIRATION. 36 00:01:59,387 --> 00:02:00,921 - HE DOES? - WELL, YOU KNOW HOW KIDS ARE. 37 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:02,656 THEY'LL NEVER TELL YOU TO YOUR FACE. 38 00:02:02,690 --> 00:02:04,225 - YEAH. - MM. 39 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,426 - CALLIE'S LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL 40 00:02:05,459 --> 00:02:07,261 EVERY TIME SHE MENTIONS HIS NAME. 41 00:02:07,295 --> 00:02:09,630 - SHE IS A SCHOOLGIRL. [laughter] 42 00:02:09,663 --> 00:02:11,365 - YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD. HE'S A VERY NICE YOUNG MAN. 43 00:02:11,399 --> 00:02:13,634 - I THINK HE'D PREFER "COOL DUDE." 44 00:02:13,667 --> 00:02:14,768 - [chuckles] 45 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,404 LISTEN, UH, WE WOULD LOVE 46 00:02:16,437 --> 00:02:17,905 TO GET TOGETHER WITH YOU GUYS. 47 00:02:17,938 --> 00:02:20,241 - THAT'D BE GREAT. - I'LL BE IN TOUCH. 48 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:21,442 WE'LL PLAN AN EVENING. - TERRIFIC. 49 00:02:21,475 --> 00:02:23,277 - OKAY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. 50 00:02:23,311 --> 00:02:26,146 - NICE TO MEET YOU. - BYE-BYE. 51 00:02:34,322 --> 00:02:37,391 - HOW DOES THAT FEEL? 52 00:02:37,425 --> 00:02:39,693 - IT'D BE A LOT BETTER WITH POPPERS. 53 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,662 - TRY TO DESCRIBE THE SENSATION. 54 00:02:41,695 --> 00:02:46,200 - IT FEELS AS IF SOMEONE IS ROTATING MY ARTIFICIAL BALL. 55 00:02:47,901 --> 00:02:49,703 - [sighs] PLEASE. 56 00:03:01,782 --> 00:03:04,218 YOU'VE PUT ON SOME WEIGHT. 57 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:05,953 - I REALIZE TO YOU THAT'S A GOOD THING. 58 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,489 TO ME, IT'S A DISASTER. 59 00:03:08,522 --> 00:03:11,459 - YOU CAN DRESS NOW. 60 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,496 - SO WHAT'S THE VERDICT? 61 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:17,331 - ARE YOU STILL EXPERIENCING FATIGUE? 62 00:03:17,365 --> 00:03:18,766 - NOT AS MUCH. 63 00:03:18,799 --> 00:03:19,833 - HOW'S YOUR SEX DRIVE? 64 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:21,335 - WITH BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL. 65 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:22,870 - MM-HMM. 66 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,773 OF COURSE, UM, WE CAN'T BE CERTAIN 67 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:26,974 THAT EVEN WITHIN A MONTH OR A YEAR 68 00:03:27,007 --> 00:03:28,609 THAT THE CANCER WON'T REOCCUR. 69 00:03:28,642 --> 00:03:31,379 BUT THE, UH, SONOGRAM AND THE BLOOD TESTS 70 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:33,614 SHOW NO SIGNS OF SPREADING. 71 00:03:33,647 --> 00:03:35,716 - HOW LONG TILL I CAN RESUME A NORMAL LIFE, 72 00:03:35,749 --> 00:03:37,017 DOING RECREATIONAL DRUGS 73 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,887 AND CONSUMING VAST AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL? 74 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:41,722 GOING TO THE GYM? 75 00:03:41,755 --> 00:03:43,491 - I DON'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH SOME LIGHT STRETCHING 76 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:44,858 AND MILD CARDIO. 77 00:03:44,892 --> 00:03:46,994 - DOC, I'M A FAG. 78 00:03:47,027 --> 00:03:48,862 I DON'T GO TO THE GYM TO BE HEALTHY. 79 00:03:48,896 --> 00:03:50,598 I GO THERE TO LOOK GOOD. 80 00:03:50,631 --> 00:03:53,033 LIGHT STRETCHING AND MILD CARDIO AREN'T GOING TO CUT IT. 81 00:03:53,066 --> 00:03:55,002 - BRIAN, YOU'VE HAD CANCER. 82 00:03:55,035 --> 00:03:58,272 YOUR BODY'S BEEN THROUGH A SERIES OF RADIATION TREATMENTS. 83 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:01,875 I SUGGEST YOU TAKE IT EASY, GIVE YOURSELF TIME TO RECOVER. 84 00:04:01,909 --> 00:04:04,645 AFTER ALL, YOU'RE, UH, NOT 21 ANYMORE. 85 00:04:09,850 --> 00:04:12,019 - THIS IS A FUCKING CATASTROPHE. 86 00:04:12,052 --> 00:04:14,388 WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO JEFFREY PENDERGRASS? 87 00:04:14,422 --> 00:04:16,490 - HE FELT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE SUPPORT 88 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,427 OF CERTAIN INFLUENTIAL MEMBERS OF THE COMMUNITY 89 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,028 AND THAT, WITHOUT THEIR BACKING, 90 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:23,364 HE COULDN'T SUCCESSFULLY MEET THE GOALS. 91 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,832 - SO HE TOOK OFF, 92 00:04:24,865 --> 00:04:26,834 WITH PRACTICALLY EVERY CENT WE MANAGED TO RAISE. 93 00:04:26,867 --> 00:04:28,369 - BASTARD! - WE AGREED TO PAY 94 00:04:28,402 --> 00:04:29,537 ALL HIS EXPENSES. 95 00:04:29,570 --> 00:04:31,772 - INCLUDING HOTEL SUITE, CHAMPAGNE, 96 00:04:31,805 --> 00:04:33,574 AND THE KICK-OFF PARTY AT BABYLON? 97 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,409 - WHICH IT BARELY MANAGED TO COVER, ACCORDING TO HIM. 98 00:04:35,443 --> 00:04:38,979 - UGH, I GUESS BRIAN HAD HIS NUMBER ALL ALONG. 99 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,448 - OKAY, SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? 100 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,650 - THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO-- 101 00:04:42,683 --> 00:04:45,786 CANCEL THE LIBERTY RIDE, REFUND EVERYONE'S MONEY. 102 00:04:45,819 --> 00:04:47,721 - HOW CAN YOU REFUND IT IF YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT? 103 00:04:47,755 --> 00:04:49,957 - HOW MUCH ARE WE IN THE HOLE? 104 00:04:49,990 --> 00:04:52,660 - ALMOST $25,000. 105 00:04:52,693 --> 00:04:55,863 [all groan] 106 00:04:55,896 --> 00:04:57,665 - CONGRATULATIONS, EVERYONE, 107 00:04:57,698 --> 00:05:00,368 ON BEING THE FIRST CHARITY RIDE TO PEDAL BACKWARDS. 108 00:05:00,401 --> 00:05:01,935 - LOOK, LIBERTY HOUSE IS DEPENDING ON US. 109 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:04,004 WITHOUT THIS RIDE, THEY'LL BE FORCED TO CLOSE THEIR DOORS. 110 00:05:04,037 --> 00:05:07,741 - THEN WE HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO GO AHEAD WITH IT. 111 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:11,612 - AND HOPE THAT WE FIND MORE PLEDGES AND SPONSORS. 112 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:16,417 - IT'S AWFULLY SWEET OF YOU, TEDDY, TO TAKE ME TO LUNCH. 113 00:05:16,450 --> 00:05:18,552 - WELL, I FIGURED YOU COULD USE SOME CHEERING UP. 114 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:21,455 - I HAVE TO ADMIT, IT HASN'T BEEN EASY. 115 00:05:21,489 --> 00:05:23,557 AFTER ALL, HOW MANY TIMES IN LIFE 116 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,626 DO YOU GET TO LIVE OUT A FANTASY? 117 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:28,829 YOU KNOW, HAVE A SECRET AFFAIR 118 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:32,366 WITH A FAMOUS FOOTBALL STAR, 119 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,436 HAVE HIM RIDE YOUR BACK END THREE TIMES A WEEK 120 00:05:35,469 --> 00:05:37,971 WITH HIS ROCK-HARD, 10-INCH BATTERING RAM 121 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:42,743 UNTIL YOUR SCREAMS OF ECSTASY FILL AN ENTIRE STADIUM? 122 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:44,845 TO LIE THERE SPENT, 123 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:48,115 EXHAUSTED, INSENSATE? 124 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:50,451 AND THAT'S ONLY HALFTIME. [chuckles] 125 00:05:50,484 --> 00:05:53,387 - NOT OFTEN. SO WHAT ARE YOU IN THE MOOD FOR? 126 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,389 - I COULD DO WITH A CHINESE CHICKEN SALAD... 127 00:05:55,423 --> 00:05:58,992 AND WITHOUT ANY MORE TALK OF DREW BOYD. 128 00:05:59,026 --> 00:06:00,561 - [sighs] 129 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:02,129 IN THAT CASE, 130 00:06:02,162 --> 00:06:05,766 YOU MAY WANT TO AVOID MAJOR THOROUGHFARES. 131 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:11,605 ALL FORMS OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION, 132 00:06:11,639 --> 00:06:14,608 BETTER SHOPS AND DEPARTMENT STORES. 133 00:06:14,642 --> 00:06:16,510 I'D ALSO STAY AWAY FROM PUBLICATIONS 134 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:20,013 SUCH AS NEWSPAPERS AND MAGAZINES FOR, UH... 135 00:06:20,047 --> 00:06:22,616 OH, UH, A YEAR OR SO. 136 00:06:22,650 --> 00:06:27,421 AND, UH, DON'T LOOK UP. 137 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:30,023 - [sighs] 138 00:06:30,057 --> 00:06:34,795 [whining] GOUGE MY EYES OUT NOW. 139 00:06:34,828 --> 00:06:37,465 - POOR THING. 140 00:06:41,569 --> 00:06:45,573 [indistinct chatter] 141 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:48,676 - YOU LOOK ABSOLUTELY RADIANT, MEL. 142 00:06:48,709 --> 00:06:50,511 - LIKE A BOTTICELLI MADONNA. 143 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:52,913 - I WAS THINKING MORE LIKE A RINGLING BROTHERS ELEPHANT. 144 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:56,183 - THIS MUST BE THE HAPPIEST TIME OF YOUR LIFE. 145 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:57,518 - MUST BE. 146 00:06:57,551 --> 00:06:59,520 - HI, EVERYONE. 147 00:06:59,553 --> 00:07:01,188 - HEY, LINDSAY. 148 00:07:01,221 --> 00:07:04,692 - SORRY I'M LATE. - LAST-MINUTE AUERBACH SALE? 149 00:07:04,725 --> 00:07:06,660 - YOU WANT SOME FRUIT PUNCH? 150 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:09,863 I'VE ALSO GOT GINGER ALE OR VANILLA SOY DRINK. 151 00:07:09,897 --> 00:07:11,532 - I WISH THEY'D LOWER THE DRINKING AGE TO FIVE. 152 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:12,933 I COULD SURE USE A SCOTCH. 153 00:07:12,966 --> 00:07:14,802 - CONGRATULATIONS ON THE SHOW AT THE GALLERY. 154 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:16,937 - HEY, IT'S BEEN ALL OVER THE PAPERS. 155 00:07:16,970 --> 00:07:18,539 - THAT MUST'VE BEEN A REAL THRILL, 156 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:20,941 WORKING WITH A FAMOUS ARTIST LIKE SAM AUERBACH. 157 00:07:20,974 --> 00:07:23,076 - YOU CAN'T IMAGINE HOW ATTENTIVE SHE WAS, 158 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:26,446 TENDING TO HIS EVERY NEED. 159 00:07:35,589 --> 00:07:37,257 - WAS THAT REMARK REALLY NECESSARY? 160 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:40,494 - HMM? WHAT REMARK? - YOU KNOW WHAT REMARK-- 161 00:07:40,528 --> 00:07:42,229 ABOUT MY ATTENDING TO HIS EVERY NEED. 162 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:43,964 - IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT? 163 00:07:43,997 --> 00:07:46,967 IN FACT, I'M SURPRISED YOU EVEN BOTHERED TO COME. 164 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,136 - WHY WOULDN'T I? - NOT A MAN IN SIGHT... 165 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:50,504 JUST US DYKES. 166 00:07:50,538 --> 00:07:51,839 - LOOK, I TOLD YOU HOW SORRY I AM, 167 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:53,173 THAT IT WAS A MISTAKE. 168 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,709 - ACTUALLY, YOU SAID IT WAS A GOOD THING. 169 00:07:55,743 --> 00:07:57,144 - I NEVER SAID IT WAS A GOOD THING. 170 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,112 - THAT IT GAVE YOU A CHANCE TO CONTRAST AND COMPARE 171 00:07:59,146 --> 00:08:02,115 AND COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT, GIVEN THE CHOICES, 172 00:08:02,149 --> 00:08:03,283 YOU STILL PREFER ME. 173 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,618 - THAT PART IS TRUE. 174 00:08:04,652 --> 00:08:05,853 - WELL, IT ISN'T TRUE FOR ME. 175 00:08:05,886 --> 00:08:07,721 I KNOW WHICH TEAM I PLAY ON. 176 00:08:07,755 --> 00:08:09,590 IT'S NOT A CHOICE OR A PREFERENCE. 177 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:12,059 IT'S WHO I AM. IT'S WHO I'VE ALWAYS BEEN-- 178 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:13,761 A RUG-MUNCHER, A MUFF-DIVER, 179 00:08:13,794 --> 00:08:15,863 A CUNT-LAPPER, A BULL, A LEZZIE, A DYKE. 180 00:08:15,896 --> 00:08:17,297 - WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM? 181 00:08:17,330 --> 00:08:18,766 - DON'T ASK ME TO MAKE UP YOUR MIND FOR YOU. 182 00:08:18,799 --> 00:08:19,933 YOU HAVE TO DO THAT ALL BY YOURSELF. 183 00:08:19,967 --> 00:08:21,669 - I'M A LESBIAN. 184 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:23,737 - NOT IF YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH A MAN, HONEY... 185 00:08:23,771 --> 00:08:26,139 WHILE I'M PREGNANT, YET. 186 00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:30,510 I DON'T KNOW WHICH BETRAYAL TO NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR FIRST. 187 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:37,150 - BAD TIMING? - NO. 188 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:39,086 WE WERE JUST HAVING A DISCUSSION. 189 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,287 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO EXPLAIN IT TO ME. 190 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:41,789 I'VE HAD THREE. 191 00:08:41,822 --> 00:08:43,023 THERE'S NOTHING LIKE A GOOD PREGNANCY 192 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,958 TO TURN YOU INTO A RAVING BITCH. 193 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:53,901 - THIS GUY PENDERGRASS SKIPPED TOWN, 194 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:55,335 LEAVING THE CENTER HIGH AND DRY? 195 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:56,904 - THAT'S ABOUT THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT. 196 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:59,172 - YEAH, MORE THE SHORT OF IT, AS IN CASH. 197 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,108 - I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED. 198 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:02,910 - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME FOR? 199 00:09:02,943 --> 00:09:04,177 - IT DOESN'T MATTER-- WE'RE STILL GOING TO TRAIN, 200 00:09:04,211 --> 00:09:06,079 AND WE'RE STILL GOING TO RIDE. 201 00:09:06,113 --> 00:09:07,848 - YOU COMING IN WITH US? 202 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,983 - OH, BRIAN'S DOCTOR CAUTIONED HIM TO TAKE IT EASY. 203 00:09:10,017 --> 00:09:11,318 - MEANING WHAT-- 204 00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:13,921 GETTING LAID THREE TIMES A WEEK INSTEAD OF FOUR? 205 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,656 - MORE LIKE SEVEN INSTEAD OF NINE. 206 00:09:15,689 --> 00:09:17,057 - YEAH, SOME RECUPERATION. 207 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:18,959 - TOO BAD YOU CAN'T GO WITH US. 208 00:09:18,992 --> 00:09:20,728 - EVEN IF HE WAS IN PEAK CONDITION, 209 00:09:20,761 --> 00:09:23,931 I DOUBT BRIAN WOULD BE DONATING HIS BACKSIDE FOR CHARITY. 210 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:25,799 - IT'S NOT JUST A CHARITY. 211 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,935 WE ALL KNOW SOMEONE, OR AT LEAST HEARD OF SOMEONE, 212 00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:30,070 WHO SPENT HIS LAST DAYS AT LIBERTY HOUSE. 213 00:09:30,103 --> 00:09:32,940 SOMEDAY IT MIGHT BE ONE OF US. 214 00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:34,675 - NOT AS LONG AS I'M AROUND. 215 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:37,210 - THE POINT IS, WE ALL DESERVE TO DIE WITH DIGNITY 216 00:09:37,244 --> 00:09:39,212 AND A FRIEND BY OUR SIDE. 217 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,081 - I'M SURE EVEN BRIAN WOULD AGREE WITH THAT. 218 00:09:41,114 --> 00:09:42,249 - HMM. 219 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:47,721 - SEE YA. - BYE, BRIAN. 220 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,089 - SEE YA. 221 00:09:49,122 --> 00:09:51,258 - [clears throat] 222 00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:56,296 - WHAT'S UP? 223 00:09:56,329 --> 00:09:59,833 - THIS BIG, BLACK S.U.V. HAS BEEN CIRCLING THE BLOCK. 224 00:09:59,867 --> 00:10:02,269 IT KEEPS STOPPING IN FRONT OF THE HOUSE. 225 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:03,971 CHRIST, NOW IT'S PARKING. 226 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:07,374 - SO? - WELL, I DON'T LIKE IT. 227 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:11,144 I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL. 228 00:10:11,178 --> 00:10:14,882 YOU DON'T SUPPOSE VIC HAD A SECRET LIFE, DO YOU? 229 00:10:14,915 --> 00:10:16,383 YOU KNOW, LIKE, MAYBE HE WORKED FOR THE CIA 230 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,119 OR THE MAFIA OR SOME FOREIGN GOVERNMENT, 231 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:22,155 AND NOW THAT HE'S GONE, THEY DECIDED TO RUB US OUT? 232 00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:27,895 - NO. 233 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:31,198 - WELL, I HAVE TO GO TO WORK, AND I'M AFRAID TO GO OUT THERE. 234 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:34,301 - YOU USE THE BACK WAY. I'LL DISTRACT THEM. 235 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:36,436 - GOOD IDEA. 236 00:10:36,469 --> 00:10:40,974 - BUT I'M TELLING CARL ABOUT THIS, JUST IN CASE. 237 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,973 - IF YOU'RE PLANNING TO ACCOST ME, 238 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:15,776 YOU SHOULD KNOW, THEY DON'T CALL US SCREAMING FAGGOTS 239 00:11:15,809 --> 00:11:17,177 FOR NOTHING. 240 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,946 AND IF YOU'RE HOPING TO SCORE, 241 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,081 YOU'RE GOING ABOUT IT ALL WRONG. 242 00:11:24,818 --> 00:11:27,855 - GET IN. 243 00:11:27,888 --> 00:11:30,223 - I DON'T ACCEPT RIDES FROM STRANGERS... 244 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:31,959 PARTICULARLY THOSE WHO DON'T SHOW UP 245 00:11:31,992 --> 00:11:33,360 OR AT LEAST CALL. 246 00:11:33,393 --> 00:11:36,163 - GET IN. 247 00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,378 - NICE OIL TANKER. 248 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:54,114 SO WHAT BRINGS YOU TO QUEERSVILLE? 249 00:11:54,147 --> 00:11:56,349 - MY GAME'S BEEN SHIT. - MM? TALK TO YOUR COACH. 250 00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,951 - I CAN'T SLEEP. - TAKE A XANAX. 251 00:11:57,985 --> 00:12:00,854 - I'M DRINKING TOO MUCH. - BUY MORE BEER NUTS. 252 00:12:03,190 --> 00:12:05,759 - I MISS YOU. 253 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:10,263 - YOU DO? 254 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:15,769 - CAN WE GO TO THE MOTEL? 255 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:18,839 - YEAH. 256 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:20,841 UM...NO. 257 00:12:20,874 --> 00:12:24,044 NO, I-I CAN'T GO BACK THERE. 258 00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,512 - I THOUGHT YOU LOVE WHEN I FUCK YOU. 259 00:12:25,545 --> 00:12:28,548 - I DO LOVE WHEN YOU FUCK ME. 260 00:12:28,581 --> 00:12:30,250 THIS ISN'T THE ATKINS DIET. 261 00:12:30,283 --> 00:12:32,986 YOU KNOW, MAN CAN'T LIVE ON MEAT ALONE... 262 00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:36,289 AT LEAST THIS MAN CAN'T. 263 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,298 - ALL RIGHT, WE'LL GO OUT. 264 00:12:47,200 --> 00:12:50,303 - YOU MEAN IT? 265 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:56,409 CAREFUL. 266 00:12:56,443 --> 00:12:58,311 WHAT IF SOMEBODY SEES US? 267 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,981 - THEY CAN'T. 268 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:03,183 [knocks on window] 269 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,552 REMEMBER? 270 00:13:05,585 --> 00:13:08,455 - [chuckles] 271 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:22,335 [moaning] 272 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:28,441 - YOU HAVE NICE LIPS, REALLY SOFT. 273 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,245 - THANKS. YOU TOO. 274 00:13:32,279 --> 00:13:34,581 - THEY'RE THE FIRST THING I NOTICED ABOUT YOU. 275 00:13:34,614 --> 00:13:37,117 - YEAH? - YEAH. 276 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,052 WHAT WAS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICED ABOUT ME? 277 00:13:39,086 --> 00:13:42,055 - HMM...YOUR NOSE. [laughs] 278 00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:45,025 - YOU LIAR. 279 00:13:48,996 --> 00:13:51,965 THESE. 280 00:14:02,442 --> 00:14:06,213 - DID I ALSO MENTION YOU HAVE A REALLY CUTE ASS? 281 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:09,149 [both laughing] 282 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:32,105 DO YOU HAVE A CONDOM? 283 00:14:32,139 --> 00:14:35,108 - HUH? - A CONDOM. 284 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:36,509 - I KNOW WHAT IT IS. 285 00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:37,978 - WELL, IF YOU DON'T, I APPROPRIATED SOME 286 00:14:38,011 --> 00:14:40,948 FROM MY BROTHER. 287 00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:43,984 - YOU REALLY WANT TO? 288 00:14:44,017 --> 00:14:47,520 - WELL, DON'T YOU? 289 00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,991 - SURE. 290 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,994 IT'S JUST THAT... 291 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:57,197 BEFORE WE DO... 292 00:14:57,230 --> 00:15:01,001 THERE'S SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW. 293 00:15:02,702 --> 00:15:06,273 I'M POSITIVE. 294 00:15:06,306 --> 00:15:09,142 - POSITIVE? 295 00:15:09,176 --> 00:15:10,210 YOU MEAN... 296 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,013 - I HAVE H.I.V. 297 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,682 - SHIT. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 298 00:15:15,715 --> 00:15:18,185 - I'M NOT SICK OR ANYTHING. 299 00:15:18,218 --> 00:15:20,287 IT'S JUST... 300 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,555 THERE... 301 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:25,558 INSIDE ME. 302 00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:29,096 - HOW DID YOU GET IT? 303 00:15:29,129 --> 00:15:33,466 WAS IT A TRANSFUSION OR FROM DOING DRUGS? 304 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:39,639 - IT'S OKAY. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME. 305 00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:42,742 DOES ANYONE ELSE AT SCHOOL KNOW? 306 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,112 - UH, NO. 307 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:49,316 - I PROMISE I WON'T TELL ANYONE. 308 00:15:49,349 --> 00:15:51,384 I'M SORRY. 309 00:15:51,418 --> 00:15:55,088 - YEAH. 310 00:15:55,122 --> 00:15:58,491 I GUESS I BETTER GO. 311 00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:07,634 - WAIT. 312 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,637 MY PARENTS WON'T BE HOME FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS. 313 00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:14,341 - BUT I THOUGHT-- - WELL... 314 00:16:14,374 --> 00:16:17,144 WE HAVE THESE, DON'T WE? 315 00:16:17,177 --> 00:16:21,114 AS LONG AS WE USE ONE, THEN IT'S SAFE, RIGHT? 316 00:16:49,409 --> 00:16:51,511 - [sighs] 317 00:16:51,544 --> 00:16:53,113 I THOUGHT WE AGREED YOU WERE GOING TO AVOID 318 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:56,516 ALL MAJOR THOROUGHFARES, STORES, AND PUBLICATIONS. 319 00:16:56,549 --> 00:16:58,318 - I KNOW. - YOU HAVE TO BE STRONG, EM. 320 00:16:58,351 --> 00:16:59,786 OKAY? SITTING HERE, PINING AWAY, 321 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,788 SIPPING ICE CREAM SODAS IS NO SOLUTION. 322 00:17:01,821 --> 00:17:04,157 YOU NEED TO SHIFT YOUR FOCUS. 323 00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:06,293 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 324 00:17:10,563 --> 00:17:13,266 - GOD, I WISH THERE WAS A MEETING YOU COULD GO TO TONIGHT. 325 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,602 - WELL, I CAN'T. 326 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,270 DREW'S TAKING ME OUT... 327 00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:19,072 ON A REAL DATE. 328 00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,540 I'M FINALLY GOING TO SEE SOMETHING BESIDES THE CEILING 329 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:23,843 OF ROOM 12 AT THE HACIENDA MOTEL. 330 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:25,578 - I THOUGHT YOU AND HE BROKE UP. 331 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:27,747 - HE MISSED ME. 332 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,816 ISN'T THAT AMAZING? 333 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:33,086 THIS MAN, WHO ONLY DAYS AGO WAS IN THE CLOSET 334 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,721 DEEPER THAN A LIME-GREEN LEISURE SUIT, 335 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:39,592 HAS DECIDED TO GO OUT BECAUSE, UM... 336 00:17:39,626 --> 00:17:42,462 BECAUSE OF ME. 337 00:17:42,495 --> 00:17:44,364 WELL... 338 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,199 I BETTER GET READY. 339 00:17:46,233 --> 00:17:49,369 I'M GOING TO GET A MANICURE AND A FACIAL. 340 00:17:49,402 --> 00:17:50,570 AND WHO KNOWS? 341 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,106 AFTER, UH, PAINTING THE TOWN MAUVE, 342 00:17:53,140 --> 00:17:55,175 WE MIGHT JUST END UP AT BABYLON. 343 00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:57,177 [chuckles] 344 00:17:57,210 --> 00:18:00,347 BYE, MEL. - OH. 345 00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:11,324 - YOU PLANNING ON HAVING THAT BABY HERE? 346 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,126 - HUH? 347 00:18:13,160 --> 00:18:15,195 - YOU'VE BEEN SITTING THERE SINCE BREAKFAST. 348 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,330 HERE'S LUNCH. 349 00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:21,201 - OH, I DIDN'T ORDER THIS. - I KNOW. 350 00:18:21,234 --> 00:18:25,138 I'M JUST PRACTICING BEING A LOVING, ATTENTIVE GRANDMA. 351 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,506 - THANKS, DEB. 352 00:18:31,178 --> 00:18:32,379 - NOW I'M GOING TO PRACTICE 353 00:18:32,412 --> 00:18:36,216 BEING A NOSY, MEDDLESOME GRANDMA. 354 00:18:36,249 --> 00:18:39,819 SOMETHING WRONG, HONEY? - NO, IT'S NOTHING. 355 00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:43,390 - NOT WITH A PUNIM LIKE THAT. - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT WORD? 356 00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,425 - YOU LIVE LONG ENOUGH, EVERYBODY'S JEWISH. 357 00:18:50,563 --> 00:18:52,232 NOTHING'S WRONG WITH THAT BABY? 358 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:54,367 - THE BABY'S OKAY. I'M OKAY. 359 00:18:54,401 --> 00:18:57,270 IT'S NOTHING TO DO WITH THAT. 360 00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,643 IT'S LINDSAY AND ME. 361 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:05,912 WE'RE IN TROUBLE, DEB, REAL TROUBLE. 362 00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:10,450 - STOP RIGHT THERE. I DON'T WANT TO KNOW... 363 00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:14,287 'CAUSE WHATEVER IT IS, IT DOESN'T MATTER. 364 00:19:14,321 --> 00:19:18,525 WHAT MATTERS IS, YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE A BABY. 365 00:19:18,558 --> 00:19:21,194 AND THAT'S ALL THAT COUNTS. 366 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:24,264 SO IT'S UP TO YOU TO MAKE THINGS WORK. 367 00:19:24,297 --> 00:19:26,733 SO YOU JUST CHEW ON THAT, 368 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:28,668 ALONG WITH YOUR CHICKEN SALAD, 369 00:19:28,701 --> 00:19:32,171 WHILE I GRAB YOU A PIECE OF KEY LIME. 370 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,845 - [sighs] 371 00:19:41,848 --> 00:19:45,485 - AS I SAID, MR. REMSON, WE'RE A MODEST FACILITY, 372 00:19:45,518 --> 00:19:46,886 TENDING TO THE FINAL NEEDS 373 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:50,290 OF THOSE FOR WHOM MEDICATIONS SUCH AS ENDOVIR 374 00:19:50,323 --> 00:19:53,293 HAVE PROVED INEFFECTIVE OR SIMPLY TOO LATE. 375 00:19:53,326 --> 00:19:56,429 I COUNT MYSELF AMONG THE FORTUNATE ONES. 376 00:19:56,463 --> 00:19:58,431 - YOU'RE DOING A HELL OF A JOB HERE. 377 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,866 I'M SURE IT'S NOT EASY. 378 00:19:59,899 --> 00:20:02,602 - THE HARDEST PART IS NOT BEING ABLE TO DO MORE. 379 00:20:02,635 --> 00:20:05,338 WE'VE ALREADY HAD TO SEND A COUPLE OF OUR SICKEST CLIENTS 380 00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,906 TO THE COUNTY HOSPITAL 381 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,841 SIMPLY BECAUSE WE NO LONGER HAVE THE STAFF 382 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,644 OR CAPABILITY OF TENDING TO THEIR NEEDS. 383 00:20:11,678 --> 00:20:13,980 - IT'S A SHAME. - IT'S MONEY. 384 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:16,383 STATE FUNDING HAS BEEN REDUCED. 385 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:18,785 PRIVATE DONATIONS HAVE ALL BUT DRIED UP, 386 00:20:18,818 --> 00:20:19,852 DUE TO THE MISCONCEPTION 387 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:22,322 THAT NO ONE DIES OF AIDS ANYMORE. 388 00:20:22,355 --> 00:20:25,858 - WELL, I HOPE YOU MANAGE TO FIND THE NECESSARY FUNDS. 389 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:28,595 - IT MAY BE TOO LATE FOR THAT. 390 00:20:28,628 --> 00:20:31,998 LIKE OUR CLIENTS, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 391 00:20:32,031 --> 00:20:34,601 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK. 392 00:20:34,634 --> 00:20:37,570 THERE ARE ONLY TWO OF US. 393 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,677 - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING TO HIT ME UP NOW. 394 00:20:44,711 --> 00:20:46,346 AND AFTER WHAT I'VE JUST SEEN, 395 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:48,415 IT'S GOING TO BE VERY HARD TO SAY NO. 396 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:51,484 - IT'S A WORTHY CAUSE. - THEY'RE ALL WORTHY CAUSES. 397 00:20:51,518 --> 00:20:53,353 - ALL I'M ASKING IS FOR YOU TO SPONSOR 398 00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:55,021 ONE RIDER IN THE LIBERTY RIDE. 399 00:20:55,054 --> 00:20:57,023 - THAT'S IT? - THAT'S IT. 400 00:20:57,056 --> 00:20:59,392 - WELL, I SUPPOSE WE CAN HANDLE THAT. 401 00:20:59,426 --> 00:21:01,894 - HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT? - $100,000. 402 00:21:01,928 --> 00:21:04,531 LOOK, IT'S NO MORE THAN YOU'D SPEND FOR AN AD IN A MAGAZINE, 403 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:06,799 AND THINK OF THE GOODWILL YOU'LL BE GENERATING. 404 00:21:06,833 --> 00:21:09,569 IT'S MORE THAN ANY CAMPAIGN THAT I COULD COME UP WITH. 405 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,638 AS FOR THE RIDER YOU'LL BE SPONSORING, 406 00:21:11,671 --> 00:21:15,675 HE'S AN AMAZING ATHLETE AND A RENOWNED HUMANITARIAN. 407 00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:22,382 - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING-- BRAIN SURGERY? 408 00:21:22,415 --> 00:21:24,784 - FAR MORE DELICATE. 409 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:28,521 THIS IS A VERY RARE COMIC FROM THE '50s. 410 00:21:28,555 --> 00:21:31,658 AND YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO LET THE ACID FROM YOUR FINGERS 411 00:21:31,691 --> 00:21:35,061 TOUCH THE PAPER. 412 00:21:35,094 --> 00:21:36,663 THERE. 413 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:38,665 THE OPERATION IS A SUCCESS. 414 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:42,335 MICHAEL NOVOTNY, DOCTOR OF COMICOLOGY, TRIUMPHS AGAIN. 415 00:21:42,369 --> 00:21:43,703 - FREAK SHOW. 416 00:21:43,736 --> 00:21:45,938 [phone rings] - WOULD YOU GET THAT? 417 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:49,342 AND TELL WHOEVER IT IS THAT THE DOCTOR IS IN. 418 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:52,078 [phone rings] 419 00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:54,080 - HELLO? 420 00:21:54,113 --> 00:21:56,549 UH, SURE. HOLD ON. 421 00:21:56,583 --> 00:21:58,685 IT'S MR. LEESON... 422 00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,952 CALLIE'S DAD. 423 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:01,921 - OH. 424 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,558 STEVE? HI. 425 00:22:05,592 --> 00:22:07,827 IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU AND AMBER THE OTHER NIGHT. 426 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:10,963 BEN AND I ARE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING TOGETHER. 427 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:12,365 TONIGHT? 428 00:22:12,399 --> 00:22:13,566 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO CHECK WITH BEN, 429 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,601 BUT I'M SURE IT'LL BE OKAY. 430 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,737 WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO MEET? 431 00:22:17,770 --> 00:22:21,708 THAT'D BE FINE. HOW ABOUT 8:00? 432 00:22:21,741 --> 00:22:23,710 SEE YOU THEN. 433 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:24,977 - WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? 434 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,479 - WE'D BETTER GO HOME AND DUST. 435 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,482 YOUR IN-LAWS-TO-BE ARE COMING OVER. 436 00:22:29,516 --> 00:22:31,984 [techno music] 437 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:34,721 - * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU 438 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:35,855 * TAKE YOU OVER THE MOUNTAIN 439 00:22:35,888 --> 00:22:37,990 [both moaning] 440 00:22:38,024 --> 00:22:39,659 * TAKE YOU TO THE HIGHEST PEAK * 441 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,128 * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE TOWER OF BABEL * 442 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,162 * TAKE YOU TO THE TOWER 443 00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,732 * YOU'LL BE A GOD 444 00:22:45,765 --> 00:22:47,400 * A GOD LIKE AN ANCIENT GREEK 445 00:22:47,434 --> 00:22:49,602 * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OVER THE MOUNTAIN * 446 00:22:49,636 --> 00:22:51,003 * TAKE YOU OVER THE MOUNTAIN 447 00:22:51,037 --> 00:22:52,939 * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU 448 00:22:52,972 --> 00:22:54,641 * TAKE YOU TO THE HIGHEST PEAK * 449 00:22:54,674 --> 00:22:57,009 * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE TOWER OF BABEL * 450 00:22:57,043 --> 00:22:58,478 * TAKE YOU TO THE TOWER 451 00:22:58,511 --> 00:22:59,646 * YOU'LL BE A GOD 452 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:02,148 [both grunting, moaning] 453 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,684 * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU 454 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:05,885 * TAKE YOU OVER THE MOUNTAIN 455 00:23:05,918 --> 00:23:08,488 * I'M GONNA TAKE YOU 456 00:23:08,521 --> 00:23:10,490 * TAKE YOU TO THE HIGHEST PEAK * 457 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:14,894 [both grunting, gasping] 458 00:23:14,927 --> 00:23:18,498 - OF ALL THE TIMES WE'VE FUCKED... 459 00:23:18,531 --> 00:23:19,766 AND BY NOW, I'D SAY THAT WE WERE 460 00:23:19,799 --> 00:23:22,569 WELL INTO THE QUADRUPLE DIGITS... 461 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:24,036 [groans] 462 00:23:24,070 --> 00:23:27,540 THAT HAS TO RANK IN THE TOP FIVE. 463 00:23:27,574 --> 00:23:31,110 - GOOD. THAT'LL BE $1,000, PLEASE. 464 00:23:31,143 --> 00:23:34,180 - THAT'S QUITE AN INCREASE FROM THE TWO BITS 465 00:23:34,213 --> 00:23:36,916 YOU WERE CHARGING WHEN WE MET. 466 00:23:36,949 --> 00:23:39,786 - TO EXPERIENCE PERFECTION IS A PRIVILEGE 467 00:23:39,819 --> 00:23:41,954 REGARDLESS OF THE PRICE. 468 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,791 - BESIDES, I NEED YOU TO SPONSOR ME FOR THE LIBERTY RIDE. 469 00:23:44,824 --> 00:23:46,092 - I'M SORRY, SUNSHINE. 470 00:23:46,125 --> 00:23:48,561 I'M ALREADY SPONSORING SOMEONE ELSE. 471 00:23:48,595 --> 00:23:49,996 ME. 472 00:23:50,029 --> 00:23:51,831 - WHAT? 473 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:53,833 - I'M DOING THE RIDE. 474 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,935 - YOU CAN'T DO THE RIDE. 475 00:23:55,968 --> 00:23:57,937 YOU'VE BARELY RECOVERED. 476 00:23:57,970 --> 00:24:01,107 THE DOCTOR TOLD YOU TO TAKE IT EASY, AND AT YOUR AGE-- 477 00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:05,845 - AT MY AGE, I CAN MAKE UP MY OWN MIND. 478 00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:09,616 - YOU HATE BICYCLING. YOU DESPISE CAMPING OUT. 479 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:11,718 YOU DETEST ANY AND ALL FORMS OF CHARITY. 480 00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,119 YOU LOATHE THE GAY AND LESBIAN CENTER 481 00:24:13,152 --> 00:24:15,555 AND EVERYONE ASSOCIATED WITH IT. 482 00:24:15,588 --> 00:24:18,591 SO GIVE ME ONE-- JUST ONE GOOD REASON WHY. 483 00:24:18,625 --> 00:24:21,260 - I WANT TO. 484 00:24:21,293 --> 00:24:25,698 - WELL, YOU CAN'T. 485 00:24:25,732 --> 00:24:28,601 YOU HAVEN'T TRAINED. YOU'RE NOT IN SHAPE. 486 00:24:28,635 --> 00:24:29,969 THERE'S NO WAY YOU'D MAKE IT OUT OF TORONTO, 487 00:24:30,002 --> 00:24:33,105 MUCH LESS THE 322 MILES BACK TO PITTSBURGH. 488 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:36,576 - YOUR PROPHECIES OF DOOM ONLY INCITE ME MORE. 489 00:24:36,609 --> 00:24:37,910 - I'M JUST BEING REALISTIC. 490 00:24:37,944 --> 00:24:41,147 - WELL, WE DREAMERS HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT. 491 00:24:43,883 --> 00:24:46,252 WHEN'S THE NEXT SPIN CLASS? - TOMORROW. 492 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:48,020 - HMM. 493 00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:50,256 WITH A LITTLE PRACTICE, 494 00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:52,892 I'LL FLY LIKE THE WIND. 495 00:24:54,894 --> 00:24:56,863 - UGH. 496 00:24:56,896 --> 00:24:59,799 - [clears throat] 497 00:25:04,236 --> 00:25:07,607 THE SALMON WAS DELICIOUS. 498 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,075 - THANKS. 499 00:25:09,108 --> 00:25:11,778 I TRIED TO COOK IT THE WAY YOU LIKE, ALMOST RARE. 500 00:25:11,811 --> 00:25:14,313 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MORE? - NO, THANKS. 501 00:25:14,346 --> 00:25:15,782 - HERE, LET ME. - NO, NO, NO. 502 00:25:15,815 --> 00:25:18,651 YOU COOKED, I'LL CLEAN UP. 503 00:25:20,086 --> 00:25:22,789 THE PREMIUM FOR THE VARIABLE ANNUITY ARRIVED, 504 00:25:22,822 --> 00:25:25,224 WE BOTH HAVE TO WRITE CHECKS. 505 00:25:25,257 --> 00:25:27,159 AND THE TERMITE INSPECTOR'S COMING TOMORROW. 506 00:25:27,193 --> 00:25:29,161 - IT NEVER STOPS, DOES IT? - WHAT? 507 00:25:29,195 --> 00:25:30,963 - THE HOUSE, KEEPING THINGS IN ORDER. 508 00:25:30,997 --> 00:25:32,832 IF IT ISN'T ONE THING, IT'S ANOTHER. 509 00:25:32,865 --> 00:25:35,334 - WE DON'T WANT THE FOUNDATION TO ROT. 510 00:25:35,367 --> 00:25:36,769 - NO, WE DON'T. 511 00:25:36,803 --> 00:25:39,639 - THEN WE HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF IT. 512 00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:42,575 AFTER ALL, IT'S OUR HOME. 513 00:25:45,111 --> 00:25:47,179 SUSANNAH CALLED, 514 00:25:47,213 --> 00:25:50,717 ABOUT THOSE TICKETS TO THE EVGENY KISSIN RECITAL. 515 00:25:50,750 --> 00:25:52,218 SHE WANTED TO KNOW IF WE'RE STILL PLANNING ON GOING 516 00:25:52,251 --> 00:25:53,586 WITH HER AND TESS. 517 00:25:53,620 --> 00:25:54,721 I SAID, OF COURSE. 518 00:25:54,754 --> 00:25:57,690 - OH, MEL. 519 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,927 - [sighs] 520 00:26:00,960 --> 00:26:02,729 JUST STOP IT. 521 00:26:02,762 --> 00:26:05,131 STOP IT! 522 00:26:05,164 --> 00:26:08,067 - WHAT? 523 00:26:08,100 --> 00:26:10,336 I JUST WANTED TO GIVE YOU A HUG AND A KISS. 524 00:26:10,369 --> 00:26:14,607 - WELL, I DON'T WANT YOU GIVING ME A HUG OR A KISS. 525 00:26:14,641 --> 00:26:16,709 BUT I THOUGHT-- I MEAN... 526 00:26:16,743 --> 00:26:18,344 THAT EVERYTHING WAS GOING TO BE OKAY. 527 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,814 - HOW COULD EVERYTHING BE OKAY? 528 00:26:21,848 --> 00:26:23,950 I'M JUST TRYING TO MAINTAIN SOME SENSE OF ORDER, 529 00:26:23,983 --> 00:26:26,919 JUST HOLD THINGS TOGETHER. 530 00:26:29,188 --> 00:26:32,959 - I SEE. 531 00:26:32,992 --> 00:26:36,228 I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOU DECIDED TO FORGIVE ME. 532 00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:39,732 - YOU MUST EXPECT MIRACLES OR AMNESIA. 533 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:41,834 WELL, I'M SORRY I CAN'T GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT. 534 00:26:41,868 --> 00:26:44,003 BUT THAT'S PAR FOR THE COURSE, ISN'T IT? 535 00:26:44,036 --> 00:26:45,872 - WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 536 00:26:45,905 --> 00:26:48,741 - THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO 537 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:51,911 THAT'LL EVER MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETELY HAPPY. 538 00:26:51,944 --> 00:26:53,412 YOU'LL ALWAYS FEEL UNSATISFIED, 539 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,047 AND I'LL ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M NOT ENOUGH. 540 00:26:55,081 --> 00:26:56,716 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. 541 00:26:56,749 --> 00:26:58,117 - OH, BULLSHIT! OF COURSE IT IS. 542 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,986 OTHERWISE, NONE OF THIS WOULD'VE HAPPENED. 543 00:27:00,019 --> 00:27:03,723 - MEL! [sighs] 544 00:27:03,756 --> 00:27:07,193 - OOH! - MEL? 545 00:27:07,226 --> 00:27:09,395 ARE YOU OKAY? 546 00:27:09,428 --> 00:27:12,164 - SOMETHING FEELS WRONG. - OH, GOD. 547 00:27:12,198 --> 00:27:15,167 [dance music] 548 00:27:15,201 --> 00:27:23,175 * 549 00:27:31,050 --> 00:27:32,785 - DUDE, THAT IS TOTALLY DREW BOYD. 550 00:27:32,819 --> 00:27:34,754 OH, MY GOD. 551 00:27:34,787 --> 00:27:36,188 - * HAIL TO THE KING 552 00:27:36,222 --> 00:27:38,190 [overlapping exclamations] 553 00:27:38,224 --> 00:27:41,694 * HAIL TO THE KING 554 00:27:41,728 --> 00:27:45,765 * HAIL TO THE KING 555 00:27:45,798 --> 00:27:48,034 * HAIL TO THE KING - * THERE'S ONLY ONE KING 556 00:27:48,067 --> 00:27:53,205 * COME ON AND BE MY QUEEN - * HAIL TO THE KING 557 00:27:53,239 --> 00:27:55,441 - * THERE'S ONLY ONE KING - * HAIL TO THE KING 558 00:27:55,474 --> 00:28:00,446 - * COME ON AND BE MY QUEEN - * HAIL TO THE KING 559 00:28:00,479 --> 00:28:03,115 - * THERE'S ONLY ONE KING - * HAIL TO THE KING 560 00:28:03,149 --> 00:28:04,784 - * COME ON AND BE MY QUEEN 561 00:28:04,817 --> 00:28:07,453 - DREWSIE, YOU KNOW, UM, BRIAN AND TED, OF COURSE. 562 00:28:07,486 --> 00:28:10,790 THIS IS, UH, MICHAEL AND BEN AND JUSTIN. 563 00:28:10,823 --> 00:28:11,958 - HI, GUYS. 564 00:28:11,991 --> 00:28:13,926 - CLOSE YOUR MOUTHS, BOYS. 565 00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:17,997 DROOL'S GETTING ON THE FLOOR. SOMEONE COULD SLIP. 566 00:28:18,030 --> 00:28:20,800 SO, UM, IT'S MY BABY'S FIRST TIME AT BABYLON, 567 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:23,836 SO LET'S SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME. 568 00:28:23,870 --> 00:28:26,372 COME ON, HONEY, LET'S, UH-- LET'S GO EXERCISE OUR THIGHS 569 00:28:26,405 --> 00:28:28,875 A DIFFERENT WAY TONIGHT. 570 00:28:28,908 --> 00:28:30,476 * 571 00:28:30,509 --> 00:28:34,346 - * HAIL TO THE KING 572 00:28:34,380 --> 00:28:37,950 * 573 00:28:37,984 --> 00:28:41,253 * HAIL TO THE KING 574 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:45,357 * HAIL TO THE KING 575 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:49,028 * HAIL TO THE KING 576 00:28:49,061 --> 00:28:52,965 * HAIL TO THE KING 577 00:28:52,999 --> 00:28:56,435 * HAIL TO THE KING 578 00:28:56,468 --> 00:29:00,439 * 579 00:29:00,472 --> 00:29:03,910 * HAIL TO THE KING 580 00:29:03,943 --> 00:29:07,279 * HAIL TO THE KING 581 00:29:07,313 --> 00:29:09,315 * 582 00:29:09,348 --> 00:29:11,150 - ANOTHER BEER? 583 00:29:11,183 --> 00:29:12,518 - HUH? 584 00:29:12,551 --> 00:29:14,887 - YOU WANT ANOTHER BEER? 585 00:29:14,921 --> 00:29:17,056 - UH, THANKS, BUT I HAVEN'T FINISHED THIS ONE YET. 586 00:29:17,089 --> 00:29:20,026 - THANK YOU. 587 00:29:35,908 --> 00:29:39,311 - DO YOU HAPPEN TO NOTICE ANYTHING PECULIAR? 588 00:29:39,345 --> 00:29:41,147 - LIKE WHAT? 589 00:29:41,180 --> 00:29:43,149 - LIKE THIS IS ONE OF PITTSBURGH'S 590 00:29:43,182 --> 00:29:47,353 MOST FAMOUS RESTAURANTS, YET WE'RE THE ONLY ONES HERE. 591 00:29:49,455 --> 00:29:53,025 - MUST BE A SLOW NIGHT. YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT? 592 00:29:53,059 --> 00:29:55,962 - UH, NO, NO. 593 00:30:03,102 --> 00:30:05,171 YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA GO OUT, 594 00:30:05,204 --> 00:30:08,040 THIS ISN'T EXACTLY WHAT I IMAGINED. 595 00:30:08,074 --> 00:30:10,376 - WHAT DID YOU IMAGINE? 596 00:30:10,409 --> 00:30:13,345 - FOR ONE THING, PEOPLE. 597 00:30:16,148 --> 00:30:18,851 DID YOU BUY THIS PLACE OUT... 598 00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:22,288 SO WE WOULDN'T BE SEEN TOGETHER? 599 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,325 - I DON'T LIKE THE ATTENTION, THAT'S ALL. 600 00:30:26,358 --> 00:30:28,460 IT'S HARD TO HAVE A MEAL OR EVEN A CONVERSATION 601 00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:30,129 WITH FANS COMING UP EVERY TWO MINUTES 602 00:30:30,162 --> 00:30:32,965 ASKING FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. 603 00:30:32,999 --> 00:30:36,268 TRUST ME. IT'S BETTER THIS WAY. 604 00:30:39,005 --> 00:30:41,073 IT'S GOOD YOU SAVED ROOM FOR DESSERT. 605 00:30:41,107 --> 00:30:42,641 THEY'VE GOT A KILLER CHOCOLATE CAKE, 606 00:30:42,674 --> 00:30:45,377 MUST BE A FOOT HIGH. 607 00:30:45,411 --> 00:30:48,114 I'LL NEED AN EXTRA-LONG WORKOUT AFTER THAT. 608 00:30:48,147 --> 00:30:50,182 - [forced chuckle] 609 00:30:57,423 --> 00:31:00,626 - JUST DON'T SWEAR OR FART OR MAKE STUPID JOKES, OKAY? 610 00:31:00,659 --> 00:31:03,162 AND DON'T DO ANY BETTE DAVIS IMPRESSIONS. 611 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:04,630 - [as Bette Davis] WHEN HAVE I EV-AH 612 00:31:04,663 --> 00:31:06,632 DONE A BETTE DAVIS IMPRESSION? 613 00:31:06,665 --> 00:31:08,234 - [laughs] - BEN! 614 00:31:08,267 --> 00:31:10,502 WE PROMISE WE WON'T EMBARRASS YOU, PAL. 615 00:31:10,536 --> 00:31:14,040 [knock at door] - THAT'S THEM. 616 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:17,910 - STEVE, AMBER. 617 00:31:17,944 --> 00:31:19,378 - COME ON IN. CAN I TAKE YOUR COATS? 618 00:31:19,411 --> 00:31:22,114 - UH, NO, THANKS. [clears throat] 619 00:31:22,148 --> 00:31:25,051 WE'RE NOT STAYING. 620 00:31:27,686 --> 00:31:29,288 - IF WE HADN'T GONE THROUGH HER JOURNAL, 621 00:31:29,321 --> 00:31:30,656 WE NEVER WOULD HAVE KNOWN. 622 00:31:30,689 --> 00:31:32,524 - CONSIDERING WHAT KIDS ARE UP TO THESE DAYS, 623 00:31:32,558 --> 00:31:35,561 YOU DO WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO. 624 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:37,696 - YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW UPSET WE WERE. 625 00:31:37,729 --> 00:31:39,398 - ARE! 626 00:31:39,431 --> 00:31:43,402 - YOUR SON MAY HAVE EXPOSED OUR DAUGHTER TO AIDS. 627 00:31:43,435 --> 00:31:46,138 - HUNTER DOESN'T HAVE AIDS. HE'S H.I.V.-POSITIVE. 628 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:47,406 - WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 629 00:31:47,439 --> 00:31:49,408 - VERY BIG DIFFERENCE. I OUGHT TO KNOW. 630 00:31:49,441 --> 00:31:51,443 I HAPPEN TO BE H.I.V.-POSITIVE TOO. 631 00:31:51,477 --> 00:31:54,413 - WE'RE VERY AWARE OF SAFE SEX, 632 00:31:54,446 --> 00:31:56,315 AND WE'VE INSTRUCTED HUNTER TO BE AS WELL. 633 00:31:56,348 --> 00:31:59,151 - I WORE A CONDOM. 634 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:02,388 - I'M GLAD THAT YOU CAN BE SO MATTER-OF-FACT ABOUT IT. 635 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:05,224 - BUT YOU STILL SHOULD'VE TOLD US. 636 00:32:05,257 --> 00:32:06,592 - IF MICHAEL AND I KNEW IN ADVANCE 637 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:08,360 THAT HUNTER AND CALLIE WERE GOING TO HAVE SEX, 638 00:32:08,394 --> 00:32:09,962 WHICH, FOR THE RECORD, WE DIDN'T, 639 00:32:09,996 --> 00:32:11,030 WE WOULD'VE DISCUSSED IT. 640 00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:12,198 HOWEVER, THE IMPORTANT THING 641 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:13,632 IS THEY BOTH ACTED RESPONSIBLY. 642 00:32:13,665 --> 00:32:16,302 - WHAT THE HELL DO THEY KNOW? THEY'RE 16! 643 00:32:16,335 --> 00:32:18,204 - MORE THAN YOU! 644 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:24,043 - WE DON'T WANT HIM SEEING CALLIE AGAIN. 645 00:32:24,076 --> 00:32:25,177 - NO FUCKING WAY! 646 00:32:25,211 --> 00:32:26,578 - CALM DOWN. - THAT'S FINAL. 647 00:32:26,612 --> 00:32:29,081 - FUCK THIS SHIT! - HUNTER, THAT'S ENOUGH! 648 00:32:29,115 --> 00:32:32,518 - EXCUSE YOURSELF. 649 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:34,653 GO ON. 650 00:32:37,756 --> 00:32:39,258 [door slams] 651 00:32:39,291 --> 00:32:41,593 - WE'RE SORRY ABOUT HUNTER, 652 00:32:41,627 --> 00:32:45,097 BUT WE HAVE TO PROTECT CALLIE. 653 00:32:45,131 --> 00:32:48,367 - HOW DID HE GET IT ANYWAY? 654 00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:53,372 - THAT'S A PRIVATE MATTER. 655 00:32:53,405 --> 00:32:55,474 - [chuckles] - HE HAD SEX WITH OUR DAUGHTER. 656 00:32:55,507 --> 00:32:57,543 I THINK WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW. 657 00:32:57,576 --> 00:33:00,479 - WHY DON'T YOU TELL THEM? GO ON, TELL THEM EVERYTHING! 658 00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:03,115 OR WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO? 659 00:33:11,690 --> 00:33:13,092 - HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 660 00:33:13,125 --> 00:33:15,227 - I'M FINE. HOW'S THE BABY? 661 00:33:15,261 --> 00:33:17,563 - THE BABY'S FINE TOO, FOR NOW. 662 00:33:17,596 --> 00:33:19,765 - THANK GOD. 663 00:33:19,798 --> 00:33:21,367 - WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? 664 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:22,768 - YOU WENT INTO EARLY LABOR. 665 00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:25,771 PROBABLY BROUGHT ON BY STRESS. 666 00:33:25,804 --> 00:33:27,773 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT TAKING IT EASY? 667 00:33:27,806 --> 00:33:29,441 - I KNOW, I KNOW. - OBVIOUSLY, YOU DON'T. 668 00:33:29,475 --> 00:33:30,709 OR YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. 669 00:33:30,742 --> 00:33:32,444 WELL, THIS TIME, YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN. 670 00:33:32,478 --> 00:33:34,280 IF YOU DELIVER TOO PREMATURELY, 671 00:33:34,313 --> 00:33:36,182 THERE COULD BE SERIOUS COMPLICATIONS. 672 00:33:36,215 --> 00:33:38,517 - ARE YOU TRYING TO SCARE ME? - YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT I AM. 673 00:33:38,550 --> 00:33:41,420 - WE'VE MANAGED TO STOP THE LABOR WITH DRUGS, 674 00:33:41,453 --> 00:33:43,122 BUT FOR THE REMAINDER OF THE PREGNANCY, 675 00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:44,423 YOU'RE NOT TO LEAVE YOUR BED 676 00:33:44,456 --> 00:33:45,791 EXCEPT FOR A TRIP TO THE BATHROOM. 677 00:33:45,824 --> 00:33:48,194 NO EXTENDED WALKING, NO LIFTING, 678 00:33:48,227 --> 00:33:51,530 NO PHYSICAL EXERTION OF ANY KIND. 679 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:52,664 DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR? 680 00:33:52,698 --> 00:33:54,633 - [sighs] 681 00:33:56,235 --> 00:33:58,404 - KEEP HER IN BED. DON'T LET HER OUT. 682 00:33:58,437 --> 00:34:00,272 - I'LL STRAP HER TO IT IF I HAVE TO. 683 00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:02,108 - YOU MIGHT. 684 00:34:02,141 --> 00:34:03,809 YOU'RE VERY LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH A DEVOTED PARTNER. 685 00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:08,814 YOU'RE GOING TO BE SPENDING A LOT OF TIME TOGETHER. 686 00:34:08,847 --> 00:34:11,817 [techno music] 687 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:13,685 * 688 00:34:13,719 --> 00:34:15,687 [mixed chatter] 689 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:19,425 - OKAY, EVERYBODY READY? LET'S GO. 690 00:34:19,458 --> 00:34:23,162 - DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT ME. 691 00:34:23,195 --> 00:34:25,464 - WHAT THE HELL IS HE DOING HERE? 692 00:34:25,497 --> 00:34:29,768 - TODAY THE LIBERTY RIDE, TOMORROW THE TOUR DE FRANCE. 693 00:34:29,801 --> 00:34:34,706 - OKAY, GUYS. 15 MINUTE INTERVAL, NO BREAKS. 694 00:34:34,740 --> 00:34:37,643 NICE AND RELAXED ON THE BIKE, EVERYBODY. 695 00:34:37,676 --> 00:34:39,645 - YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME IT'S BABYLON ON WHEELS. 696 00:34:39,678 --> 00:34:41,580 - JUST EASY RIDING RIGHT NOW. 697 00:34:41,613 --> 00:34:45,451 * 698 00:34:45,484 --> 00:34:47,186 OKAY, THERE WE GO, GUYS. KEEP THOSE HIPS BACK. 699 00:34:47,219 --> 00:34:50,189 EVERYBODY, KEEP YOUR ABS STRONG. 700 00:34:50,222 --> 00:34:51,857 ALL RIGHT, SLIDE YOUR HANDS TO THIRD, GUYS. 701 00:34:51,890 --> 00:34:53,492 LIFT IT UP OUT OF THE SADDLE. 702 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:56,128 * 703 00:34:56,162 --> 00:34:58,130 COME ON, HIT IT HARD, GUYS. 704 00:34:58,164 --> 00:34:59,898 - * I CAME INTO THIS WORLD AS A GEMINI * 705 00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:01,600 * BEEN GETTIN' HIGH OFF A LIE TILL THE DAY THAT I DIE * 706 00:35:01,633 --> 00:35:02,868 - TURN UP THE TENSION ON THE BIKES, GUYS. 707 00:35:02,901 --> 00:35:04,636 WORK IT. LET'S GO. 708 00:35:04,670 --> 00:35:06,605 - * AND NOW YA KNOW I'M COLD CHILLIN' * 709 00:35:06,638 --> 00:35:08,474 * YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE D SIP-SIPPIN' ON SOME SIZURP * 710 00:35:08,507 --> 00:35:09,675 * I SKIP THE MAIN COURSE AND GO STRAIGHT FOR THE DESSERT * 711 00:35:09,708 --> 00:35:11,343 * NOW I WANNA PARTY WITH YOU 712 00:35:11,377 --> 00:35:12,878 * C'MON, BABE, NOW DO WHAT YOU DO * 713 00:35:12,911 --> 00:35:14,613 - COME ON, KICK IT, GUYS. COME ON. 714 00:35:14,646 --> 00:35:16,348 - * THROW A HAND IN THE AIR 715 00:35:16,382 --> 00:35:18,350 - COME ON, HIT IT, LET'S GO. 716 00:35:18,384 --> 00:35:20,486 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, "YEAH" SO WE CAN DO THIS RIGHT * 717 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,354 * COME ON, EVERYBODY, GET LOOSE TONIGHT * 718 00:35:22,388 --> 00:35:24,423 - STAYING STRONG. 719 00:35:24,456 --> 00:35:26,292 * WE DON'T CARE IF YOU STARE 'CAUSE THE MUSIC IS TIGHT * 720 00:35:26,325 --> 00:35:27,926 * LET ME HEAR YOU SAY, "YEAH" SO WE CAN DO THIS RIGHT * 721 00:35:27,959 --> 00:35:29,261 * 722 00:35:29,295 --> 00:35:30,896 - OKAY, LET'S BRING IT ON HOME. 723 00:35:30,929 --> 00:35:33,899 NO MORE WATER, NO MORE BREAKS, LET'S GO! 724 00:35:33,932 --> 00:35:35,934 - COME ON, FIRE IT UP. 725 00:35:35,967 --> 00:35:37,569 COME ON, GUYS, WORK IT. 726 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:39,405 HIT IT HARD HERE. LET'S GO. STAYING STRONG. 727 00:35:39,438 --> 00:35:40,906 STAYING STRONG ON THE BIKES, EVERYBODY. 728 00:35:40,939 --> 00:35:42,674 COME ON, QUICK, QUICK. 729 00:35:42,708 --> 00:35:44,943 LET'S GO RIGHT UP. GO RIGHT UP, GUYS. 730 00:35:44,976 --> 00:35:46,845 - [panting] 731 00:35:46,878 --> 00:35:48,947 - * IF YOUR BELLY IS EMPTY, GIVIN' YOU ATTITUDE * 732 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:50,682 * DO LIKE JACOB MILLER AND EAT SOME FOOD * 733 00:35:50,716 --> 00:35:52,651 * COME ON, EVERYBODY, GET LOOSE TONIGHT * 734 00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,286 * THROW A HAND IN THE AIR IF YOU'RE FEELING All RIGHT * 735 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:57,256 - FAST AND STRONG. WORK IT. 736 00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,258 COME ON, FIRE IT UP. 737 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:02,394 LET'S GO. 738 00:36:02,428 --> 00:36:04,796 COME ON, GUYS. SPIN IT. 739 00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,665 - NOW, HOW MANY PIGS DOES YOUR DAUGHTER 740 00:36:06,698 --> 00:36:09,301 HAVE IN HER COLLECTION? 741 00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:11,537 3,500? 742 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:14,673 OH, YEAH, WELL, THAT'S A LOT OF PIGS. 743 00:36:14,706 --> 00:36:16,808 WELL, IF SHE WANTS A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A PIG, 744 00:36:16,842 --> 00:36:18,577 WE'LL GET HER A CAKE IN THE SHAPE OF A PIG. 745 00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,679 [phone chimes] OOH, CAN YOU EXCUSE ME 746 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:22,681 FOR JUST ONE MOMENT, MRS. NEWBURG? 747 00:36:22,714 --> 00:36:24,950 THANKS. [beep] 748 00:36:24,983 --> 00:36:26,552 HELLO? 749 00:36:26,585 --> 00:36:28,220 - EMMETT. - YEAH. 750 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:31,957 - IT'S SIERRA. 751 00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,926 WE HAVE TO TALK. 752 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:37,829 - W-WE, UH, WE DO? 753 00:36:37,863 --> 00:36:40,766 - RIGHT AWAY. TODAY. 754 00:36:45,537 --> 00:36:48,474 - THERE YOU GO. 755 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:54,446 - [clears throat] 756 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:57,449 - EMMETT, I DON'T THINK I'VE EVER BEEN SO UPSET. 757 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,718 - I CAN IMAGINE. 758 00:36:59,751 --> 00:37:04,356 - I FELT THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH THE SITUATION 759 00:37:04,390 --> 00:37:07,459 IS FOR US TO SIT DOWN TOGETHER AND DISCUSS IT. 760 00:37:07,493 --> 00:37:09,595 THAT SEEMS PERFECTLY-- [clears throat] 761 00:37:09,628 --> 00:37:10,796 REASONABLE. 762 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,364 - I WAS IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING 763 00:37:12,398 --> 00:37:15,867 WHEN DREW GOT THE CALL. 764 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:17,669 - WHAT CALL? 765 00:37:17,703 --> 00:37:19,738 - FROM OUR WEDDING PLANNER. 766 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:23,375 SHE WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. HER APPENDIX BURST. 767 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:27,346 SHE'S GOING TO BE OUT OF COMMISSION FOR MONTHS. 768 00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,615 - OH. OH. [chuckles] 769 00:37:29,648 --> 00:37:31,550 THAT'S A--[clears throat] SHAME. 770 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:34,486 - IT'S WORSE THAN A SHAME. IT'S AN ABSOLUTE DISASTER. 771 00:37:34,520 --> 00:37:37,823 DREW AND I CAN'T POSTPONE OUR WEDDING, 772 00:37:37,856 --> 00:37:42,528 SO I'VE DECIDED I WANT YOU TO DO IT. 773 00:37:46,798 --> 00:37:48,500 I REALIZE I'VE CAUGHT YOU OFF GUARD, 774 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,035 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY, 775 00:37:50,068 --> 00:37:52,504 BUT PLEASE, EMMETT, SAY YES. 776 00:37:52,538 --> 00:37:56,308 YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS TO ME. 777 00:37:56,342 --> 00:37:58,043 - UH-UH, WHAT ABOUT DREW? 778 00:37:58,076 --> 00:38:01,413 I MEAN, SOMETHING TELLS ME HE WOULDN'T WANT ME TO, UM-- 779 00:38:01,447 --> 00:38:04,916 - I KNOW SOMETIMES HE CAN BE A BIT GRUFF. 780 00:38:04,950 --> 00:38:09,455 OH, EMMETT, IF YOU ONLY KNEW HIM LIKE I DO. 781 00:38:09,488 --> 00:38:13,659 OF COURSE, HE'S GORGEOUS AND STRONG AND ATHLETIC. 782 00:38:13,692 --> 00:38:19,064 BUT HE'S ALSO KIND AND LOVING... 783 00:38:19,097 --> 00:38:21,700 AND HONEST. 784 00:38:21,733 --> 00:38:22,934 HE'S... 785 00:38:22,968 --> 00:38:25,937 WELL, MY HERO. 786 00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:29,808 AND WE NEED A WEDDING THAT'S WORTHY OF A HERO. 787 00:38:29,841 --> 00:38:32,544 YOU KNOW, MY MOTHER USED TO TELL ME 788 00:38:32,578 --> 00:38:36,548 THAT THE WAY TO HAVE A PERFECT MARRIAGE 789 00:38:36,582 --> 00:38:39,084 IS TO START OFF WITH A PERFECT WEDDING. 790 00:38:39,117 --> 00:38:43,922 AND I JUST KNOW YOU'LL GIVE US THAT PERFECT START. 791 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,894 [bell ringing] 792 00:38:50,729 --> 00:38:52,631 - HEY, YO, WHAT TIME IS IT, MAN? WHAT TIME IS IT? 793 00:38:52,664 --> 00:38:55,434 - HEY. 794 00:38:55,467 --> 00:38:56,702 HEY. 795 00:38:56,735 --> 00:38:57,903 I WAITED FOR YOU OUTSIDE THE CAFETERIA. 796 00:38:57,936 --> 00:38:59,438 WHERE WERE YOU? 797 00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:01,840 - OH, I HAD TO STUDY FOR THE CHEM FINAL. 798 00:39:01,873 --> 00:39:05,477 - YOU MISSED A GREAT LUNCH, MYSTERY MEAT. 799 00:39:07,613 --> 00:39:11,983 DID YOUR PARENTS TELL YOU ABOUT THE TALK? 800 00:39:12,017 --> 00:39:15,654 IT WAS TWISTED. 801 00:39:15,687 --> 00:39:18,857 SO WHAT DID THEY SAY? 802 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:22,761 CALLIE? 803 00:39:22,794 --> 00:39:25,731 - THEY SAID YOU TOLD THEM THAT YOU WERE A... 804 00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:27,866 A PROSTITUTE... 805 00:39:27,899 --> 00:39:29,768 THAT YOU HAD SEX WITH MEN, 806 00:39:29,801 --> 00:39:33,872 THAT THAT'S HOW YOU GOT IT. 807 00:39:33,905 --> 00:39:35,907 IS IT TRUE? 808 00:39:41,713 --> 00:39:42,914 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 809 00:39:42,948 --> 00:39:44,750 - HOW DO YOU TELL YOUR GIRLFRIEND 810 00:39:44,783 --> 00:39:48,019 THAT YOU USED TO FUCK GUYS FOR A LIVING? 811 00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:50,789 YOU'D NEVER TALK TO ME AGAIN. 812 00:39:50,822 --> 00:39:55,627 YOU'RE BARELY TALKING TO ME NOW. 813 00:39:55,661 --> 00:39:57,496 - THEN YOU'RE GAY? 814 00:39:57,529 --> 00:39:59,831 - I THOUGHT I WAS. 815 00:39:59,865 --> 00:40:05,704 - ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS-- IS YOU WITH ALL THOSE MEN. 816 00:40:05,737 --> 00:40:08,507 THEM DOING THINGS TO YOU. 817 00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,941 YOU DOING THINGS TO THEM. 818 00:40:09,975 --> 00:40:12,177 - I DON'T DO IT ANY MORE. 819 00:40:12,210 --> 00:40:14,913 I SWEAR. 820 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:19,417 - LOOK, I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO CLASS. 821 00:40:38,704 --> 00:40:40,606 - WE JUST HEARD THAT REMSON PHARMACEUTICALS 822 00:40:40,639 --> 00:40:43,074 IS SPONSORING THE RIDE TO THE TUNE OF 100 Gs. 823 00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,943 - OH. 824 00:40:44,976 --> 00:40:46,845 WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE? 825 00:40:46,878 --> 00:40:48,547 - WE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, OF COURSE. 826 00:40:48,580 --> 00:40:50,549 - HAVING BEEN TRAINED NEVER TO DIVULGE INFORMATION 827 00:40:50,582 --> 00:40:51,717 UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, 828 00:40:51,750 --> 00:40:53,218 BUT IT HAS THE FINGERPRINTS 829 00:40:53,251 --> 00:40:55,687 OF ONE BRIAN KINNEY ALL OVER IT. 830 00:40:55,721 --> 00:40:57,689 - NOW YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THE RIDE. 831 00:40:57,723 --> 00:40:59,758 - TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. 832 00:40:59,791 --> 00:41:02,160 YOU NEED YOUR REST. GO TAKE A NAP. 833 00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:05,897 - YOU WANT TO CUT MY MEAT UP FOR ME TOO? 834 00:41:05,931 --> 00:41:09,134 - OH, GOT TO GO. - GOT TO TRAIN. 835 00:41:19,010 --> 00:41:20,712 - FRESHEN YOUR HEMLOCK? 836 00:41:20,746 --> 00:41:22,514 - WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I WANT TO KILL MYSELF? 837 00:41:22,548 --> 00:41:26,885 - THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE, FOR ONE THING. 838 00:41:26,918 --> 00:41:29,254 - MAYBE I SHOULD HAVE. 839 00:41:29,287 --> 00:41:31,256 [groans] 840 00:41:31,289 --> 00:41:33,258 - WELL... 841 00:41:33,291 --> 00:41:35,026 THERE IS AN ALTERNATIVE TO GOING OUT 842 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,863 IN A BLAZE OF GLORY, 843 00:41:37,896 --> 00:41:42,167 AND THAT'S GIVING THEM ALL THE BIG "FUCK YOU." 844 00:41:52,911 --> 00:41:55,547 YOU KNOW THAT, UM, 845 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:58,016 I ALWAYS SAY IT WAS 'CAUSE OF ME 846 00:41:58,049 --> 00:42:00,652 THAT VIC SURVIVED THOSE LAST FOUR YEARS. 847 00:42:00,686 --> 00:42:02,754 'CAUSE I BATHED HIM, I FED HIM. 848 00:42:02,788 --> 00:42:06,024 - WIPED HIS ASS. 849 00:42:06,057 --> 00:42:08,326 - YEAH, RIGHT. 850 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:14,299 - BUT THE TRUTH IS, VIC FOUGHT LIKE A SON OF A BITCH. 851 00:42:14,332 --> 00:42:16,935 EVERY TIME A NEW INFECTION HIT, 852 00:42:16,968 --> 00:42:18,704 OR SOME NEW MED WOULD MAKE HIM FEEL WORSE 853 00:42:18,737 --> 00:42:22,674 THAN WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CURING, 854 00:42:22,708 --> 00:42:24,843 HE WOULD... 855 00:42:24,876 --> 00:42:29,114 DIG DOWN INTO SOME UNFATHOMABLE PLACE IN HIMSELF... 856 00:42:30,882 --> 00:42:33,184 AND SAY, "I'M NOT GIVING UP YET, 857 00:42:33,218 --> 00:42:36,154 SO FUCK OFF." 858 00:42:44,830 --> 00:42:47,699 NOW, UH... 859 00:42:47,733 --> 00:42:51,002 YOU CAN GIVE ME MY TIP. 860 00:43:01,847 --> 00:43:03,749 - THANKS FOR HELPING ME DRAG THIS DOWN, MICHAEL. 861 00:43:03,782 --> 00:43:05,350 - YES, THANK YOU, MICHAEL. 862 00:43:05,383 --> 00:43:07,686 - HEY, THIS IS MY KID TOO. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM-- 863 00:43:07,719 --> 00:43:08,854 - NOTHING'S GOING TO HAPPEN. 864 00:43:08,887 --> 00:43:10,355 I'M FINE. WE'RE FINE. 865 00:43:10,388 --> 00:43:11,757 - THERE ARE A LOT OF WOMEN WHO HAVE TO DO THIS 866 00:43:11,790 --> 00:43:13,258 AT THE END OF THEIR PREGNANCY. 867 00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,727 - YET ANOTHER REASON WHY I'M GLAD I'M A GUY. 868 00:43:15,761 --> 00:43:17,829 - STILL, THERE ARE MANY PLEASURES. 869 00:43:17,863 --> 00:43:20,966 - ALONG WITH THE PAIN. 870 00:43:20,999 --> 00:43:24,602 - THERE. ALL RIGHT, GET IN. 871 00:43:30,876 --> 00:43:33,845 - AND STAY IN. 872 00:43:33,879 --> 00:43:36,281 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE... 873 00:43:36,314 --> 00:43:38,383 CALL ME. 874 00:43:38,416 --> 00:43:41,987 OR BETTER YET, I'LL CALL YOU... 875 00:43:42,020 --> 00:43:44,690 IN ABOUT AN HOUR. 876 00:43:53,899 --> 00:43:56,735 - OY, HE'S NEVER GOING TO LEAVE ME ALONE, IS HE? 877 00:43:56,768 --> 00:43:59,270 - [chuckles] PROBABLY NOT. 878 00:43:59,304 --> 00:44:01,272 - THEN THERE'S DEBBIE. - WHERE'RE YOU GOING? 879 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:02,841 - TO GET A BOTTLE OF WATER. - I'LL GET IT. 880 00:44:02,874 --> 00:44:04,009 THE DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE NOT TO MOVE. 881 00:44:04,042 --> 00:44:05,811 CHRIST, DON'T YOU LISTEN TO ANYBODY? 882 00:44:05,844 --> 00:44:07,445 - IT'S JUST IN THE KITCHEN. 883 00:44:07,478 --> 00:44:09,280 - YOU CAN GO TO THE BATHROOM, AND THAT'S IT. 884 00:44:09,314 --> 00:44:13,318 UNTIL THE BABY'S BORN, I'M YOUR ARMS AND LEGS. 885 00:44:22,260 --> 00:44:25,163 - SO, I GUESS WE'RE STUCK. 886 00:44:25,196 --> 00:44:29,100 - YOU IN BED, US WITH EACH OTHER. 887 00:44:29,134 --> 00:44:32,170 - FUNNY, ISN'T IT? 888 00:44:32,203 --> 00:44:35,140 - ACHINGLY. 889 00:44:36,842 --> 00:44:41,112 I'LL GET YOU YOUR WATER. 890 00:44:49,888 --> 00:44:51,790 - [over TV] A FINE MIST THAT WON'T WEIGH HAIR DOWN 891 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,959 SO EVEN FINE OR THINNING HAIR LOOKS-- 892 00:44:53,992 --> 00:44:57,195 - EVERY 3,000 MILES, IF YOU WANT YOUR CAR TO RUN-- 893 00:44:57,228 --> 00:44:59,097 - HEY, SPORT. 894 00:44:59,130 --> 00:45:01,366 I WAS WONDERING WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU. 895 00:45:01,399 --> 00:45:04,402 PEEL OFF THOSE PANTS AND LET'S START THE CLOCK. 896 00:45:04,435 --> 00:45:08,106 - SORRY I'M LATE. I WAS WITH SIERRA. 897 00:45:08,139 --> 00:45:09,808 I'M AFRAID YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL 898 00:45:09,841 --> 00:45:11,977 WITH A VERY DISTRAUGHT FIANCEE WHEN YOU GET HOME. 899 00:45:12,010 --> 00:45:16,147 - YOU DIDN'T TELL HER? - NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. 900 00:45:16,181 --> 00:45:18,416 I LEAVE THAT UP TO YOU. 901 00:45:18,449 --> 00:45:20,952 I JUST TOLD HER I COULDN'T PLAN YOUR WEDDING. 902 00:45:20,986 --> 00:45:23,889 - OH. THAT. 903 00:45:27,025 --> 00:45:29,094 - SO, UM... 904 00:45:29,127 --> 00:45:30,829 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TELL HER? 905 00:45:30,862 --> 00:45:33,131 - ABOUT WHAT? 906 00:45:33,164 --> 00:45:34,900 - ABOUT YOU. 907 00:45:34,933 --> 00:45:38,536 ABOUT ME. 908 00:45:38,569 --> 00:45:40,538 SHE LOVES YOU, YOU KNOW? 909 00:45:40,571 --> 00:45:44,409 MORE THAN LOVES YOU-- WORSHIPS YOU, ADORES YOU, 910 00:45:44,442 --> 00:45:47,012 BELIEVES IN YOU. 911 00:45:47,045 --> 00:45:49,414 YOU KNOW HOW HURT, HOW DEVASTATED SHE'D BE 912 00:45:49,447 --> 00:45:52,250 IF SHE EVER FOUND OUT? 913 00:45:52,283 --> 00:45:55,286 - WHY WOULD SHE EVER FIND OUT? 914 00:45:55,320 --> 00:45:58,189 WHY SHOULD ANYBODY? 915 00:45:58,223 --> 00:46:02,260 - 'CAUSE IT'S THE TRUTH? - OH, THE TRUTH IS... 916 00:46:02,293 --> 00:46:06,865 I HAVE NOTHING TO GAIN AND EVERYTHING TO LOSE. 917 00:46:06,898 --> 00:46:10,401 YOU SEE, I'M AN INDUSTRY-- 918 00:46:10,435 --> 00:46:14,005 DREW BOYD, INC. 919 00:46:14,039 --> 00:46:16,474 A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS OFF OF ME. 920 00:46:16,507 --> 00:46:18,209 DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT WOULD HAPPEN 921 00:46:18,243 --> 00:46:20,278 IF THIS WERE TO GET OUT? 922 00:46:20,311 --> 00:46:22,914 I'D LOSE MY FRIENDS, MY TEAMMATES, 923 00:46:22,948 --> 00:46:26,184 MY FANS, MY ENDORSEMENTS. 924 00:46:28,519 --> 00:46:30,288 BUT MOST OF ALL, 925 00:46:30,321 --> 00:46:35,226 I'D LOSE THE THING THAT I LOVE MOST IN THIS WORLD... 926 00:46:35,260 --> 00:46:38,196 PLAYING FOOTBALL. 927 00:46:40,331 --> 00:46:43,301 BESIDES, I LOVE SIERRA. 928 00:46:43,334 --> 00:46:47,305 I WANT A WIFE AND KIDS, JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 929 00:46:47,338 --> 00:46:48,506 - AND WHAT ABOUT US? 930 00:46:48,539 --> 00:46:51,109 - NOTHING HAS TO CHANGE. 931 00:46:51,142 --> 00:46:52,477 AND NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW. 932 00:46:52,510 --> 00:46:56,982 IT'S NONE OF THEIR GODDAMN BUSINESS. 933 00:47:01,552 --> 00:47:06,491 - YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING YOU SAID MADE PERFECTLY GOOD SENSE... 934 00:47:06,524 --> 00:47:09,460 AND I'M SURE MOST PEOPLE WOULD AGREE WITH YOU. 935 00:47:09,494 --> 00:47:14,199 WHY TELL ANYONE, WHY LOSE EVERYTHING, 936 00:47:14,232 --> 00:47:18,503 WHEN IT CAN BE YOUR LITTLE SECRET? 937 00:47:18,536 --> 00:47:23,341 BUT YOU SEE, IT WAS, UH, DIFFERENT FOR ME. 938 00:47:23,374 --> 00:47:26,377 EVERYONE COULD TELL WHO I WAS FROM THE START, 939 00:47:26,411 --> 00:47:29,347 WHICH, BELIEVE ME, DIDN'T MAKE MY LIFE ANY EASIER. 940 00:47:29,380 --> 00:47:32,383 I'VE BEEN BEATEN UP, CURSED AT, 941 00:47:32,417 --> 00:47:36,021 SPIT ON FROM DAY ONE, 942 00:47:36,054 --> 00:47:39,991 WHICH IN A WAY, WAS WORTH IT... 943 00:47:41,426 --> 00:47:45,330 BECAUSE I'VE NEVER HAD TO LIVE A LIE. 944 00:47:46,664 --> 00:47:51,569 AND I'M NOT ABOUT TO START NOW, 945 00:47:51,602 --> 00:47:54,505 NOT FOR YOU, 946 00:47:54,539 --> 00:47:57,442 NOT FOR ANYONE. 947 00:48:03,214 --> 00:48:05,083 [smooches] 948 00:48:07,585 --> 00:48:11,356 [sniffles] 949 00:48:21,166 --> 00:48:23,401 - WHAT GIRL'S GONNA WANT ME WHEN SHE FINDS OUT 950 00:48:23,434 --> 00:48:27,338 WHAT I'VE GOT AND HOW I GOT IT? 951 00:48:27,372 --> 00:48:30,341 - YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE. YOU'LL SEE. 952 00:48:30,375 --> 00:48:32,577 - JUST LIKE MICHAEL AND I FOUND EACH OTHER. 953 00:48:32,610 --> 00:48:36,481 - IT'S DIFFERENT WITH A GUY AND A GIRL. 954 00:48:36,514 --> 00:48:40,551 I MEAN, SOMEDAY SHE'LL WANT TO HAVE KIDS. 955 00:48:40,585 --> 00:48:42,287 I CAN NEVER DO THAT. 956 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:44,555 - THAT'S NOT TRUE. THEY'RE WORKING ON THAT. 957 00:48:44,589 --> 00:48:46,057 - I NEVER SHOULD'VE TOLD HER. 958 00:48:46,091 --> 00:48:47,625 THAT WAY, NO ONE EVER WOULD'VE KNOWN. 959 00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,327 - NO, YOU DID THE RIGHT THING, 960 00:48:49,360 --> 00:48:53,231 THE HONORABLE THING-- TELLING HER THE TRUTH. 961 00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,168 - NO ONE'S EVER GOING TO LOVE ME. 962 00:48:57,202 --> 00:49:00,338 - OH... 963 00:49:00,371 --> 00:49:03,741 THAT'S NOT TRUE. WE LOVE YOU... 964 00:49:03,774 --> 00:49:06,477 WHETHER YOU'RE POSITIVE OR NOT... 965 00:49:06,511 --> 00:49:09,214 WHETHER YOU'RE GAY OR NOT. 966 00:49:09,247 --> 00:49:12,217 - AND OTHERS WILL TOO. 967 00:49:14,752 --> 00:49:17,422 - [crying] 968 00:49:19,357 --> 00:49:22,227 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? BABYLON? 969 00:49:22,260 --> 00:49:24,229 - HOPEFULLY, I'LL HAVE THE STRENGTH FOR ONE QUICK SPIN 970 00:49:24,262 --> 00:49:25,663 AROUND THE FLOOR. 971 00:49:25,696 --> 00:49:28,099 - WELL, DON'T MAKE NOISE WHEN YOU COME IN. 972 00:49:28,133 --> 00:49:32,503 I HAVE TO GET UP EARLY TO GO TO SPIN CLASS. 973 00:49:32,537 --> 00:49:35,773 - YOU YOUNGSTERS, I DON'T KNOW WHERE YOU GET YOUR STRENGTH. 974 00:49:35,806 --> 00:49:38,776 [rock music] 975 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:46,984 * 976 00:49:49,154 --> 00:49:51,522 - * TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD, TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD * 977 00:49:51,556 --> 00:49:54,225 * TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD 978 00:49:54,259 --> 00:49:56,127 * AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE NOW 979 00:49:56,161 --> 00:49:58,496 * TAKE YOUR HEAVY LOAD, TAKE YOUR HEAVY LOAD * 980 00:49:58,529 --> 00:50:01,099 * TAKE YOUR HEAVY LOAD 981 00:50:01,132 --> 00:50:03,134 * AND GET AWAY FROM ME NOW 982 00:50:03,168 --> 00:50:06,304 * GET OUT, GET OUT, INTO THE OPEN AIR * 983 00:50:06,337 --> 00:50:09,807 * GET OUT, GET OUT, ASK ME IF I CARE * 984 00:50:09,840 --> 00:50:13,244 * GET OUT, GET OUT, NOTHIN' TO TIE YOU DOWN * 985 00:50:13,278 --> 00:50:18,449 * GET OUT, GET OUT, NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND * 986 00:50:18,483 --> 00:50:26,424 * 987 00:50:30,328 --> 00:50:35,300 * LEAVE US ALONE, BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU * 988 00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:37,302 * 989 00:50:37,335 --> 00:50:41,672 * NEVER SHOULD HAVE STAYED, IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU * 990 00:50:41,706 --> 00:50:44,275 * 991 00:50:44,309 --> 00:50:47,678 * GET OUT, GET OUT, INTO THE OPEN AIR * 992 00:50:47,712 --> 00:50:51,182 * GET OUT, GET OUT, ASK ME IF I CARE * 993 00:50:51,216 --> 00:50:54,685 * GET OUT, GET OUT, NOTHIN' TO TIE YOU DOWN * 994 00:50:54,719 --> 00:51:00,691 * GET OUT, GET OUT, NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND * 995 00:51:00,725 --> 00:51:03,561 * 996 00:51:03,594 --> 00:51:06,697 * NOBODY 997 00:51:06,731 --> 00:51:11,202 * WHOA 998 00:51:11,236 --> 00:51:13,471 * 999 00:51:13,504 --> 00:51:16,174 * TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD, TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD * 1000 00:51:16,207 --> 00:51:18,576 * TAKE IT DOWN THE ROAD 1001 00:51:18,609 --> 00:51:20,445 * AS FAR AS YOU CAN SEE NOW 1002 00:51:20,478 --> 00:51:22,847 * TAKE YOUR HEAVY LOAD, TAKE YOUR HEAVY LOAD * 1003 00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,316 * TAKE YOUR HEAVY LOAD 1004 00:51:25,350 --> 00:51:28,753 * AND GET AWAY FROM ME NOW 1005 00:51:28,786 --> 00:51:36,761 * 1006 00:51:41,699 --> 00:51:43,868 * DON'T LOOK IN THE REARVIEW 1007 00:51:43,901 --> 00:51:48,273 * 'CAUSE I WON'T BE FEELING BLUE * 1008 00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:51,209 * DON'T EVEN THINK OF COMING BACK * 1009 00:51:51,242 --> 00:51:53,411 * 'CAUSE THERE'S NOTHING BUT SCORCHED EARTH * 1010 00:51:53,444 --> 00:51:56,347 * THANKS TO YOU 1011 00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:58,383 * GET OUT, INTO THE OPEN AIR * 1012 00:51:58,416 --> 00:52:01,886 * GET OUT, GET OUT, ASK ME IF I CARE * 1013 00:52:01,919 --> 00:52:04,622 * GET OUT, GET OUT, NOTHIN' TO TIE YOU DOWN * 1014 00:52:04,655 --> 00:52:05,556 * GET OUT 71952

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