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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:10,144 --> 00:00:12,446 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 2 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,647 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 3 00:00:13,681 --> 00:00:21,589 * 4 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:38,272 - * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 5 00:00:38,306 --> 00:00:46,280 * 6 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,817 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 7 00:00:49,850 --> 00:00:53,587 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 8 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:57,125 * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN 9 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:03,164 - * SONNY MAKES ME SUNNY 10 00:01:03,197 --> 00:01:09,103 * HE MAKES THE SKIES WATCH OVER ME * 11 00:01:09,137 --> 00:01:11,105 - BETTER NOT BE A PARAKEET IN THERE, JANE. 12 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:13,207 - HUH? 13 00:01:13,241 --> 00:01:15,876 - OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT UP ON YOUR GAY FILM HISTORY. 14 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,112 WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO BABY JANE? 15 00:01:18,146 --> 00:01:19,847 STARRING THE TWO GREATEST BITCH GODDESSES 16 00:01:19,880 --> 00:01:21,782 IN THE HISTORY OF THE HUMAN RACE: 17 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,452 MISS JOAN CRAWFORD AND MISS BETTE DAVIS. 18 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:28,256 "MS. CRAWFORD AND I NE-E-EVER GOT ALONG." 19 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,858 - I NE-E-EVER SAW IT. 20 00:01:30,891 --> 00:01:33,394 - I SUPPOSE THERE'S NO POINT EVEN MENTIONING ESTHER BLODGETT. 21 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:36,130 - I KNOW THAT ONE. IT'S A STAR IS BORN, RIGHT? 22 00:01:36,164 --> 00:01:39,333 - OH, THANK GOD. HE REALLY IS GAY. 23 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,869 - EAT. - NO THANKS. 24 00:01:41,902 --> 00:01:43,604 - IT'S TUNA SALAD, NOT PARAKEET. 25 00:01:43,637 --> 00:01:45,206 - I'M NOT HUNGRY. 26 00:01:45,239 --> 00:01:46,407 - WELL, YOU'RE GOING TO NEED YOUR STRENGTH. 27 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,210 - [scoffs] FOR WHAT? 28 00:01:49,243 --> 00:01:51,912 THE DOCTOR SAYS I MIGHT HAVE A PERMANENT LIMP. 29 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,148 THAT SHOULD BRIGHTEN UP MY ACT. 30 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:55,749 - WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO THE DOCTORS FOR? 31 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,352 AFTER THEY STUFFED MY BRAIN BACK INTO MY HEAD, 32 00:01:58,386 --> 00:01:59,820 THEY TOLD ME I'D NEVER DRAW AGAIN. 33 00:01:59,853 --> 00:02:02,823 - AND DO YOU? - YES... 34 00:02:02,856 --> 00:02:06,394 FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES, THEN MY HAND STARTS TO SHAKE, 35 00:02:06,427 --> 00:02:08,496 SO I USE A COMPUTER. 36 00:02:08,529 --> 00:02:09,697 BUT THE POINT IS-- 37 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,232 - YOU WENT ON! 38 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:14,335 - RIGHT. SO WILL YOU. 39 00:02:17,805 --> 00:02:20,908 - YOU'RE SO... 40 00:02:20,941 --> 00:02:24,378 REASONABLE. 41 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,846 I KEEP HOPING WHEN THEY CATCH MY BASHERS, 42 00:02:25,879 --> 00:02:27,815 THEY'LL SENTENCE THEM TO LIFE IN PRISON, 43 00:02:27,848 --> 00:02:31,252 AND THEY'LL GET FUCKED NIGHTLY BY PRISONERS WITH AIDS. 44 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:32,653 - THAT'S GRUESOME. 45 00:02:32,686 --> 00:02:36,290 - DOESN'T COST ANYTHING TO DREAM. 46 00:02:37,958 --> 00:02:42,263 WHEN IT HAPPENED TO YOU, WEREN'T YOU ANGRY? 47 00:02:42,296 --> 00:02:44,398 - I TRIED NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 48 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:47,968 - I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT IT. 49 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,438 I SEE THEIR FACES, 50 00:02:50,471 --> 00:02:54,275 THEIR BOOTS SMASHING INTO ME. 51 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:57,311 I EVEN HUGGED THIS ONE GUY'S FOOT TO MY STOMACH, 52 00:02:57,345 --> 00:03:01,482 HOPING IT'D STOP HIM FROM KICKING ME. 53 00:03:01,515 --> 00:03:03,684 IT DIDN'T. 54 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,953 - IF YOU'RE STILL HOLDING ONTO THAT BOOT, 55 00:03:05,986 --> 00:03:08,889 THEN YOU'RE STILL ON THE GROUND TAKING IT. 56 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,560 FORGET ABOUT IT. - LISTEN, IF YOU'D BEEN 57 00:03:12,593 --> 00:03:15,829 REDUCED TO JERKING OFF WITH YOUR LEFT HAND, 58 00:03:15,863 --> 00:03:17,898 YOU'D WANT THEM DEAD TOO. 59 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:22,870 [laughs] 60 00:03:22,903 --> 00:03:25,839 - [groans] 61 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:28,309 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY? TUMMY ACHE? 62 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:29,877 - [groans] 63 00:03:29,910 --> 00:03:32,580 - WHAT IS IT, MICHAEL, A MIGRAINE? 64 00:03:32,613 --> 00:03:34,982 - IMPACTED WISDOM TEETH. UGH. 65 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,718 - BUT YOU HAD THEM ALL EXTRACTED. 66 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,320 - EMMETT DOESN'T KNOW THAT. 67 00:03:39,353 --> 00:03:40,454 - [scoffs] - OH. 68 00:03:40,488 --> 00:03:42,390 - WHAT POSSESSED ME? 69 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,458 WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO GO WITH HIM? 70 00:03:44,492 --> 00:03:46,327 - BECAUSE YOU'RE A GOOD-HEARTED HUMAN BEING 71 00:03:46,360 --> 00:03:47,995 WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR HIS FRIEND. 72 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:49,997 - CAUSE I'M A LAME-BRAINED DOORMAT 73 00:03:50,030 --> 00:03:51,399 WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO SAY NO. 74 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,334 - IT'LL ONLY BE A COUPLE OF DAYS. 75 00:03:53,367 --> 00:03:55,035 - FEELS MORE LIKE AN ETERNITY. 76 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:57,505 - WE'VE DISCUSSED THESE RADICAL FAIRY GATHERINGS IN MY CLASS. 77 00:03:57,538 --> 00:03:59,407 THIS GUY, HARRY HAY... 78 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,941 - I'VE HEARD OF HIM. - STARTED THEM IN THE '70s. 79 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,343 THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A VERY EMPOWERING 80 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,011 AND ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE. 81 00:04:04,044 --> 00:04:06,480 - WELL, IF THEY'RE SO EMPOWERING AND ENLIGHTENING, 82 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,748 WHY DON'T YOU GO? 83 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,484 - I HAVE CLASSES, THERE'S HUNTER. 84 00:04:10,518 --> 00:04:13,487 ANYWAY, EMMETT ASKED YOU, NOT ME. 85 00:04:13,521 --> 00:04:16,524 - I'M NOT GOING. NO WAY, NO WAY. 86 00:04:16,557 --> 00:04:18,392 - DARREN ASKED ME TO THANK YOU 87 00:04:18,426 --> 00:04:19,793 FOR ALL THE FOOD YOU'VE SENT HIM, DEB. 88 00:04:19,827 --> 00:04:21,629 - THE POOR KID. IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO. 89 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:22,963 - HOW'S HE DOING? 90 00:04:22,996 --> 00:04:24,498 - I'M AFRAID IT'S GOING TO BE A WHILE 91 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,500 BEFORE SHANDA LEER APPEARS IN PUBLIC AGAIN. 92 00:04:26,534 --> 00:04:28,702 - WELL, AT LEAST HE HAS ONE RAY OF SUNSHINE IN HIS LIFE. 93 00:04:28,736 --> 00:04:30,938 - TELL HIM WE'LL MISS HIM AT THE CENTER TONIGHT, 94 00:04:30,971 --> 00:04:35,643 BUT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. 95 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,044 - HI, EM. 96 00:04:37,077 --> 00:04:39,380 - UGH. 97 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,450 - WELL, ARE YOU READY TO FIND YOUR INNER FAIRY? 98 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:44,718 - WHEN I DO, I JUST HOPE HE LOOKS MORE LIKE TINKER BELL 99 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,086 THAN CAPTAIN HOOK. [laughter] 100 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,388 - [groans] - [scoffs] 101 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:48,689 - YOU ALL PACKED? 102 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:53,427 - EM, I-- - UH, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING... 103 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:54,828 AS WE ALL KNOW, I HAVE BEEN 104 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,997 GOING THROUGH SOME PRETTY TOUGH TIMES LATELY. 105 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,401 I GUESS YOU COULD SAY MY HEADLIGHTS ARE ON LOW BEAM, 106 00:05:00,434 --> 00:05:04,672 BUT IF THIS FAIRY FROLIC WILL TURN THE BRIGHTS BACK ON, 107 00:05:04,705 --> 00:05:07,441 WELL, WHAT THE FUCK, I'LL GIVE IT A TRY. 108 00:05:07,475 --> 00:05:10,611 - MORE POWER TO YOU, SWEETHEART. 109 00:05:10,644 --> 00:05:14,014 - WHATEVER HAPPENS, THE IMPORTANT THING IS, 110 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:19,420 I WILL ALWAYS--ALWAYS BE GRATEFUL THAT YOUR SON, 111 00:05:19,453 --> 00:05:23,724 YOUR BOYFRIEND, MY BEST PAL 112 00:05:23,757 --> 00:05:28,662 WILL BE THERE WITH ME, OFFERING HIS LOVE AND SUPPORT. 113 00:05:40,741 --> 00:05:41,975 - [clears throat] 114 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:44,578 WELL, WE'D BETTER GET A MOVE ON, 115 00:05:44,612 --> 00:05:45,879 OR ELSE THESE FAIRIES WON'T GET THEIR WINGS. 116 00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:48,115 - [squeals] 117 00:05:48,148 --> 00:05:49,617 [pats on the back] 118 00:05:50,884 --> 00:05:53,754 - BYE, HONEY. - BYE. 119 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:58,526 - BYE, HONEY. [laughs] 120 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,630 [laughter] 121 00:06:02,663 --> 00:06:05,666 - SO IT WAS ACTUALLY A GOOD THING 122 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:08,001 I LEFT HERE THAT NIGHT. 123 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,903 SEE, MY--MY CONDO NEEDED DUSTING. 124 00:06:09,937 --> 00:06:11,539 I DON'T REALLY TRUST MY CLEANING LADY, 125 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:16,076 AND, UH, IT GAVE ME TIME TO THINK... 126 00:06:16,109 --> 00:06:19,513 ABOUT WHERE I SHOULD BE AND WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING. 127 00:06:19,547 --> 00:06:23,183 SO I CAME BACK. 128 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,419 ALTHOUGH IT HASN'T BEEN EASY, 129 00:06:25,453 --> 00:06:27,020 AND EVERY DAY'S BEEN A CHALLENGE. 130 00:06:27,054 --> 00:06:28,889 - BUT YOU DID IT. 131 00:06:28,922 --> 00:06:32,960 - YEAH, AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE... 132 00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:36,897 WITH CLEAR EYES AND MY HEAD HELD HIGH. 133 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:38,832 [sighs] 134 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:42,503 GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAVE A GREAT COUNSELOR. 135 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:44,037 AND YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE RUNS OUT. 136 00:06:44,071 --> 00:06:46,039 [laughter] 137 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:48,108 - YOU'LL BE BACK. 138 00:06:48,141 --> 00:06:50,177 - WHAT DID YOU SAY, JONATHAN? 139 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,913 - I SAID HE'LL BE BACK. 140 00:06:52,946 --> 00:06:55,683 - WELL, SURE, FOR GROUP, AS AN OUTPATIENT. 141 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:58,586 - I MEAN BACK USING, AND THEN BACK HERE. 142 00:06:58,619 --> 00:07:00,654 - JESUS, JONATHAN, CAN'T YOU BE POSITIVE? 143 00:07:00,688 --> 00:07:02,990 - [chuckles] WELL, I'M THAT TOO. 144 00:07:03,023 --> 00:07:04,792 DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LAUGH AT BILLY CRYSTAL HERE 145 00:07:04,825 --> 00:07:06,660 DOING HIS STAND-UP. 146 00:07:06,694 --> 00:07:07,828 IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ANY DIFFERENT FOR YOU 147 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:08,962 THAN IT IS FOR THE REST OF US. 148 00:07:08,996 --> 00:07:10,531 - YOU'RE WRONG. 149 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,133 - AH, YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON ENOUGH. 150 00:07:13,166 --> 00:07:15,869 IT'S NOT THE SAME WORLD YOU LEFT WHEN YOU CAME HERE. 151 00:07:15,903 --> 00:07:19,573 - I'M GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT. I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT. 152 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:23,577 - WELL, JUST IN CASE, WE'LL LEAVE A LIGHT ON FOR YOU. 153 00:07:26,580 --> 00:07:28,482 - IT'S AN INTERESTING OFFER. 154 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,617 - IT'S A FIRST-RATE COMPANY, MR. KINNEY. 155 00:07:29,650 --> 00:07:30,818 YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN. 156 00:07:30,851 --> 00:07:32,720 - INTERESTING IN THAT THEY THINK 157 00:07:32,753 --> 00:07:34,021 I'D ACTUALLY AGREE TO IT. 158 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,824 2/3 OF WHAT I WAS PREVIOUSLY MAKING, 159 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:39,092 A LESSER TITLE, AND NO PROFIT SHARING 160 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,694 UNTIL THE FIFTH YEAR? MMM. 161 00:07:40,728 --> 00:07:42,262 - TIMES ARE TOUGH, MR. KINNEY. IT'S A JOB. 162 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,232 - UH, YOU MEAN INDENTURED SERVITUDE. 163 00:07:45,265 --> 00:07:47,100 - THEN YOU'RE PASSING? 164 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:49,737 - YOU CAN TELL THEM I'VE JUST TAKEN A NEW POSITION. 165 00:07:49,770 --> 00:07:51,104 BYE-BYE. 166 00:07:51,138 --> 00:07:52,906 - I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST DID THAT. 167 00:07:52,940 --> 00:07:55,275 - FLIPPED YOU ON YOUR BACK? - FLIPPED OFF THAT HEADHUNTER. 168 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:59,613 - I CAN DO BETTER. - DOING WHAT? 169 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,782 - WORKING FOR MYSELF INSTEAD OF OTHER PEOPLE. 170 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:03,584 - BUT ALL YOUR CLIENTS TURNED YOU DOWN. 171 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,252 - FUCK 'EM. I'LL GET OTHERS. 172 00:08:05,285 --> 00:08:07,588 - WHAT IF YOU CAN'T? 173 00:08:07,621 --> 00:08:09,757 YOU'LL BE DESTITUTE. YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING. 174 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,125 - SINCE WHEN DID YOU TURN INTO A JEWISH MOTHER? 175 00:08:12,159 --> 00:08:13,927 OR MICHAEL? 176 00:08:13,961 --> 00:08:16,730 - YOU'RE JUST TAKING AN AWFULLY BIG RISK, THAT'S ALL. 177 00:08:16,764 --> 00:08:21,669 - WELL, WHAT'S ONE MORE? 178 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:26,874 BESIDES, IF I DON'T DO THIS NOW, I NEVER WILL. 179 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:31,144 [indistinct chatter] 180 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:34,181 - SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE NOT IN PITTSBURGH ANYMORE. 181 00:08:34,214 --> 00:08:37,918 - SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE NOT EVEN ON THE PLANET ANYMORE. 182 00:08:41,321 --> 00:08:43,691 - YOU TWO MUST BE VIRGINS. 183 00:08:43,724 --> 00:08:47,094 - OKAY, HAVEN'T BEEN A VIRGIN SINCE I WAS 15. 184 00:08:47,127 --> 00:08:48,696 - WELL, MAYBE OUT THERE, BUT HERE, 185 00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:52,332 YOUR LIFE AS A FAIRY HAS JUST BEGUN. 186 00:08:52,365 --> 00:08:53,901 I'M PERIWINKLE, 187 00:08:53,934 --> 00:08:56,837 THE QUEEN REGISTRAR AND OFFICIAL GREET-AR. 188 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:58,772 - "PERIWINKLE"? 189 00:08:58,806 --> 00:09:01,108 - IT'S MY FAIRY NAME. EVERYONE HERE HAS ONE. 190 00:09:01,141 --> 00:09:03,176 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH OUR REAL NAMES? 191 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:05,646 - REAL NAMES ARE FINE FOR THE REAL WORLD, 192 00:09:05,679 --> 00:09:07,915 BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL PLACE. 193 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,183 THIS IS A MAGICAL PLACE 194 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,686 WHERE YOU LEAVE YOUR REAL LIFE BEHIND... 195 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,055 [chimes ringing] 196 00:09:15,088 --> 00:09:16,657 AT LEAST FOR A LITTLE WHILE. 197 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:20,093 SO TAKE YOUR TIME, GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT. 198 00:09:20,127 --> 00:09:21,962 IT'LL BE YOUR FAIRY NAME FOREVER. 199 00:09:21,995 --> 00:09:23,196 - OOH. 200 00:09:23,230 --> 00:09:25,065 - SO GET SETTLED INTO YOUR CABIN. 201 00:09:25,098 --> 00:09:27,801 DINNER'S WHENEVER SPIRAL AND ELK QUIT BRAIDING HAIR 202 00:09:27,835 --> 00:09:29,603 AND START BOILING GARBANZOS. 203 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,673 OH. 204 00:09:32,706 --> 00:09:35,342 THERE'S A MIDNIGHT MASSAGE IN THE YURT. 205 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,646 YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT. 206 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,949 - WHAT'S A YURT? 207 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:43,684 - IF WE BACK UP REAL SLOW, 208 00:09:43,717 --> 00:09:45,118 NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW WE WERE HERE. 209 00:09:45,152 --> 00:09:49,957 - HEY, YOU DRAGGED ME HERE. WE'RE STAYING. 210 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,959 BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN? 211 00:09:51,992 --> 00:09:53,827 - THAT. 212 00:09:53,861 --> 00:09:55,696 - I'M LOOKING SO FORWARD TO THAT TANTRIC SEX SEMINAR TODAY. 213 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,698 - OH, ME TOO. I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT. 214 00:09:57,731 --> 00:09:59,700 - COULD YOU PASS ME THE SHOVEL PLEASE? 215 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:01,234 - WE'LL START WITH A NEW LOGO, 216 00:10:01,268 --> 00:10:04,705 THEN LAUNCH AN AGGRESSIVE AD CAMPAIGN IN THE LOCALS, 217 00:10:04,738 --> 00:10:06,907 AND SET UP SOME HIGH-PROFILE SPONSORSHIPS. 218 00:10:06,940 --> 00:10:09,242 - THAT SOUNDS BIGGER THAN WE CAN HANDLE. 219 00:10:09,276 --> 00:10:11,745 - IT'S SIMPLE BRANDING. 220 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:13,714 - OUR CUSTOMERS AREN'T INTO BRANDING. 221 00:10:13,747 --> 00:10:15,983 TATTOOS, PIERCINGS MAYBE. - [laughs] 222 00:10:16,016 --> 00:10:18,151 I'M TALKING ABOUT A NEW IMAGE. 223 00:10:18,185 --> 00:10:19,720 - I ADORE MAKEOVERS, 224 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:25,158 BUT OUR AD BUDGET'S ONLY $200 A MONTH. 225 00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:29,897 - GREAT, THEN WE'LL RUN A LEAN CAMPAIGN. 226 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,732 NO FAT. 227 00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,702 - JUST LIKE OUR CUSTOMERS. PERFECT. 228 00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,207 - JUST BETWEEN US, AROUND HERE, 229 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,142 WE REFER TO JONATHAN AS "D" AND "G." 230 00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,044 - DOLCE AND GABBANA? - [laughs] 231 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,046 NO, DOOM AND GLOOM. - [chuckles] 232 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,782 OH, HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME. - THAT'S GOOD. 233 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,450 TO BE HONEST, HE'S NOT ENTIRELY WRONG. 234 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,186 A LOT OF PATIENTS DO WIND UP COMING BACK HERE. 235 00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,788 - NOT ME. 236 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,957 - WELL, JUST REMEMBER WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT. 237 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,793 - YEAH, GIVE MYSELF TIME TO ADJUST. 238 00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,930 - AND NOT JUST YOU, BUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE 239 00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,933 ARE GOING TO NEED SOME TIME TOO. 240 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,840 HERE WE ARE. 241 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,443 - [chuckles] 242 00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,946 NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO SCARED TO SEE A DOOR. 243 00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,849 - DON'T THINK OF IT AS A DOOR. 244 00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,919 THINK OF IT AS A THRESHOLD... 245 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,221 TO A NEW LIFE. 246 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,190 - RIGHT. 247 00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:34,862 LOOK, I WANT TO THANK YOU FOR...EVERYTHING. 248 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,931 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME. YOU DID IT ALL. 249 00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,968 - WITH YOUR HELP. 250 00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:48,475 - LISTEN, I-I WAS WONDERING IF I-- 251 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,343 WELL... 252 00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,280 I COULD GIVE YOU A CALL SOMETIME-- 253 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,282 I MEAN, STRICTLY ON A PROFESSIONAL BASIS. 254 00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,117 YOU KNOW, LIKE, I SUDDENLY FIND MYSELF 255 00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,887 STANDING ON A LEDGE WITH A ROPE AROUND MY NECK, OR SOMETHING. 256 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,323 - OR MAYBE JUST TO SAY HELLO? 257 00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:12,032 - * IT'S NOT AN EASY THING 258 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:17,037 * TO FIND YOU CAN'T GO ON 259 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,505 - [sighs] 260 00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:23,043 - * POINT OF RECKONING, TO NOT BE STRONG * 261 00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:27,314 * 262 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:32,385 * WHEN YOU CAN BARELY STAND 263 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:37,190 * IT'S HARD TO TAKE A HAND 264 00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:42,262 * IT NEVER GOES AS PLANNED, BUT ALL ALONG * 265 00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,398 - GOOD LUCK. 266 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,268 - * I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT 267 00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,904 * 268 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,273 * I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT 269 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,275 * 270 00:12:55,308 --> 00:13:00,347 * I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT 271 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,084 * ABOUT ME 272 00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,054 * 273 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,157 - RECOGNIZE THIS? 274 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,026 - OH, YES. REMSON PHARMACEUTICAL ACCOUNT. 275 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,094 MY LAST CAMPAIGN. 276 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,562 - BEFORE THE OLD WARRIOR 277 00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,598 WAS UNCEREMONIOUSLY ESCORTED FROM THE BUILDING 278 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,368 WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A... both: BALLPOINT PEN. 279 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,904 - SO WHAT DOES THIS MAGIC PILL DO? 280 00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,206 - WELL, IT'S GUARANTEED TO TURN YOU INTO A HOTTIE 281 00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,507 WHO CAN CLIMB THE MATTERHORN. 282 00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509 IT ALSO REDUCES YOUR VIRAL LOAD. 283 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,945 WHAT ARE YOU SHOWING IT TO ME FOR? 284 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,114 - VANCE IS TAKING YOUR IDEA 285 00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,216 AND PITCHING IT TO REMSON TOMORROW. 286 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,451 - WELL, HE SHOULD. HE OWNS IT. 287 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,954 - BUT YOU THOUGHT IT UP. 288 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,191 - BASIC RULE OF ADVERTISING AND ETERNAL DAMNATION: 289 00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,060 ONCE YOU SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL, 290 00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,628 HE HOLDS THE COPYRIGHT. 291 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,597 - SO COME UP WITH ANOTHER IDEA. 292 00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,066 - AND THEN YOU CAN STEAL THE ACCOUNT FROM VANCE, 293 00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,935 AND YOUR FORMER ASSISTANT ALONG WITH IT. 294 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,203 - WELL, THAT'S AN INGENIOUS PLAN, CYNTHIA. 295 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,938 - [giggles] 296 00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,606 - BUT WHAT PHARMACEUTICAL COMPANY IS GOING TO TRUST 297 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,608 THEIR WONDER WEAPON TO A ONE-MAN BAND 298 00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,110 WORKING OUT OF HIS HOUSE? 299 00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,277 - IT'S NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS. 300 00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,478 - HAVE I TAUGHT YOU NOTHING? 301 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,347 - IT'S THE VISION. 302 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,883 IF YOU CAN WIN THIS ACCOUNT, THEN YOU'LL BE BACK ON TOP. 303 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,952 - [laughs] 304 00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:17,290 FOR ONCE, I'LL STICK TO THE BOTTOM. 305 00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,127 - YOU HAVE TO THROW OFF YOUR CIVILIAN DRAG 306 00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,564 AND BECOME TRUE FAIRIES, OR ELSE THE MAGIC DOESN'T WORK. 307 00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,400 YOU'D LOOK ENCHANTING IN THIS. 308 00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,169 - STRAPLESS MAKES ME LOOK FAT. 309 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,104 - WELL, THEN USE YOUR OWN DIVINE POWERS 310 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,106 AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING FABULOUS. 311 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,008 - FROM THESE SCHMATTAS? 312 00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,643 - EVERY FAIRY HAS A GOD-GIVEN GIFT 313 00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,980 TO TAKE WHAT'S UGLY AND MAKE IT INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL. 314 00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,548 [chimes ring] 315 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,251 YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER THAT YOU CAN DO THAT TOO. 316 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,420 NOW, I REALLY MUST FLY. I'M LATE FOR AN EAR-CANDLING. 317 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,456 IF YOU CARE TO JOIN ME, IT'S DOWN BY THE BOG. 318 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,024 - WHERE'S THE BOG? 319 00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,027 - MAKE A LEFT AT THE YURT. 320 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,664 - WHEN I AGREED TO COME HERE WITH YOU, 321 00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,533 I DIDN'T AGREE TO LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER. 322 00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,003 - WELL, MAYBE PERIWINKLE'S RIGHT. 323 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,672 IF WE PUT SOMETHING ON, WE'LL... 324 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,941 FEEL THE MAGIC. 325 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:13,013 I LOOK LIKE VIRGINIA MAYO IN SOUTH SEA WOMAN. 326 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,615 YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST FORFEIT OUR REGISTRATION FEE 327 00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,050 AND GO HOME. 328 00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,286 - NOW YOU TELL ME? 329 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,154 I LOOK COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY-- 330 00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,489 - HOT! 331 00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:27,060 TOTALLY HOT. 332 00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:31,298 - IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING I PICKED OFF THE RACK. 333 00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,433 - I'M PISTON. - I'M WOLFEN. 334 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,169 - I'M... 335 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,338 DUMPLING. 336 00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,574 - HELLO, DUMPLING. 337 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,510 - SEE YA LATER, DUMPLING. 338 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,314 - "DUMPLING"? WHERE'D YOU GET THAT? 339 00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,749 - IT SUDDENLY CAME TO ME. 340 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,185 - YOO-HOO! WANNA PLAY? 341 00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,122 - COME ON. - COME AND PLAY, COME ON. 342 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,190 - THAT MUST BE THE NAKED VOLLEYBALL GAME. 343 00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,592 - YOUR POWERS OF OBSERVATION ARE REMARKABLE. 344 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,194 - OKAY, LET'S GO. 345 00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:07,100 [laughter and chatter] 346 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,403 - LET'S CHECK IT OUT. 347 00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,772 - YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS. - WELL--EH, COME ON. 348 00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,607 IT MIGHT BE FUN. 349 00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:19,346 - YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL STAY HERE AND SHAKE MY POM-POMS. 350 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:24,751 [chatter] 351 00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,020 - AND WE'RE THANKFUL THAT YOU CAME OUT TO SEE US TONIGHT. 352 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,222 NOW, AS YOU KNOW, THE POLICE ARE STILL WORKING 353 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,125 TO APPREHEND THE THREE MEN WHO ATTACKED DARREN EALY. 354 00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,494 - IN THE MEANTIME, WE'VE MET WITH A LIAISON OFFICER 355 00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,363 WHO'S ASKED US TO KEEP A LOOKOUT 356 00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,365 FOR ANYONE MATCHING THEIR DESCRIPTIONS, 357 00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,100 AND TO TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS 358 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,435 WHEN WE'RE OUT ON THE STREET, ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT. 359 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,404 - KEEPING THAT IN MIND, WE'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR 360 00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,140 TO YOUR SUGGESTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE LIBERTY AVENUE 361 00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,809 A SAFER ENVIRONMENT FOR ALL OF US. 362 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,778 YES? 363 00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,114 - I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SAY THIS, 364 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,250 BUT THE FIRST THING WE NEED IS MORE COPS ON THE STREET. 365 00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,052 - WE'VE ALREADY TALKED TO THE NEW POLICE CHIEF. 366 00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,587 HE SAID HE'D DO HIS BEST. - YEAH, SURE. 367 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,422 WE'VE ALL HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE. 368 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,424 - THEN LET'S SEND A PETITION TO THE MAYOR, 369 00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,792 DEMANDING SOMETHING BE DONE. 370 00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,194 - WE ALSO NEED SOME MORE LIGHTING, 371 00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,561 ESPECIALLY ON THE SIDE STREETS. 372 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,730 - GOOD IDEA. WE'LL TAKE NOTE OF THAT. 373 00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,299 YES? 374 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,333 - I THINK WE SHOULD WEAR LITTLE WHISTLES 375 00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,534 AROUND OUR NECKS. 376 00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,602 THAT WAY, IF SOMEONE ATTACKS US, 377 00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,470 ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BLOW. 378 00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,606 - [whistles] 379 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808 [crowd murmurs] 380 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,145 LIKE THAT? 381 00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,547 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO SAY SOMETHING? 382 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,816 - WELL, WHO DO YOU THINK WILL COME RUNNING? 383 00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,551 THEM? [scoffs] 384 00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,553 THEY CAN'T EVEN DEFEND THEMSELVES. 385 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,588 THE COPS? 386 00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,690 IF A BUNCH OF HOMO-HATERS WANT TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, 387 00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,826 YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP THEM BY BLOWING A LITTLE WHISTLE. 388 00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,162 - THEN WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST? 389 00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,165 - WE PROTECT OURSELVES. 390 00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,433 PATROL THE STREETS. 391 00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,335 - YOU MEAN A VIGILANTE GROUP? 392 00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,303 - YEAH, THE PINK POSSE. 393 00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,705 - ISN'T THAT TAKING THE LAW INTO YOUR OWN HANDS? 394 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,208 - WHICH LAW IS THAT? 395 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,177 THE ONE THAT SAYS YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED? 396 00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,312 THAT IF THEY FIND OUT YOU'RE GAY, 397 00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,780 THEY CAN FIRE YOUR ASS? 398 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,715 THAT YOU CAN'T ADOPT KIDS? 399 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,852 HELL, THEY CAN EVEN ARREST YOU FOR FUCKING. 400 00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,720 - THAT WAS CHANGED. - RIGHT. 401 00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,722 YOU CAN NOW COPULATE IN TEXAS. 402 00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,859 WELL, YIPPIE-KI-YO-KI-AY! 403 00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,661 [crowd laughing and murmuring] 404 00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,463 - SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. - ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 405 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,265 OKAY, LET'S HAVE SOME ORDER. 406 00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,468 - YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD DARE CALL A BLACK MAN A NIGGER? 407 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,371 AND TRY CALLING AN ISRAELI A KIKE. 408 00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,507 MAN, THEY'D BLOW YOUR ASS RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH. 409 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,741 [scattered chatter] 410 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,511 BUT THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM CALLING US FAGS. 411 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,880 WHY? 412 00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,615 BECAUSE THEY CAN. 413 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,217 [crowd murmuring] 414 00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,785 BECAUSE THEY KNOW WE'RE ALL SISSIES, 415 00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,889 THAT WE'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT TO DO ANYTHING. 416 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:47,627 SO GO ON, SIGN YOUR PETITIONS AND WRITE YOUR LETTERS 417 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,762 AND BLOW YOUR LITTLE WHISTLES, 418 00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:54,267 BUT NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE UNTIL YOU FIGHT BACK. 419 00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,238 UNTIL YOU LEARN TO SAY, "DON'T FUCK WITH ME!" 420 00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:04,211 [crowd murmuring] 421 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,553 - HEY, DID YOU SEE THIS? 422 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,522 THEY ACTUALLY CAUGHT THE FUCKING BASHERS. 423 00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,290 - MMM. WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC. 424 00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,458 - WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL IF, FOR ONCE, 425 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,926 JUSTICE WERE ACTUALLY SERVED? 426 00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,294 - YEAH, WELL, I'D LOVE TO SERVE IT TO THEM, 427 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,929 RIGHT DOWN THEIR FUCKING THROATS. 428 00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,797 - IT'S ALL THANKS TO DARREN'S DESCRIPTION. 429 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,266 - I BET HE MUST FEEL RELIEVED. 430 00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,800 - MORE LIKE BLOODTHIRSTY. 431 00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,336 - WELL, WE ALL KNOW THERE'S NOTHING MORE TERRIFYING 432 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,570 THAN A BLOODTHIRSTY DRAG QUEEN. 433 00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,339 [laughs] 434 00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,407 - HEY, DEB, HOW ABOUT A CUP OF COFFEE? 435 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,743 - SURE, HONEY, HAVE A SEAT, I'LL BE-- 436 00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,545 TEDDY. HI, HONEY! 437 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,213 all: TED! 438 00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,314 - WE MISSED YOU! 439 00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,216 - OH, HOW ARE YOU DOING? 440 00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,217 - I'M DOING GREAT. 441 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,287 - AH, YOU LOOK GOOD. 442 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,622 - WELL, SO WHAT'S NEW? 443 00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,825 - I JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB. 444 00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,995 - HOW DID IT GO? 445 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,431 - IT WAS PROBABLY THE MOST SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE 446 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,732 OF MY LIFE. 447 00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,301 YEAH, THE FIRST DAY I WAS THERE, 448 00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,337 I WAS TOTALLY RESISTANT, FURIOUS, ASHAMED, 449 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,005 CERTAIN I DIDN'T BELONG THERE. 450 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,641 THE SECOND DAY, I STARTED TO ACCEPT THEIR HELP, 451 00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,312 WENT TO GROUP AND INDIVIDUAL SESSIONS. 452 00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,980 I BEGAN SHARING THE PAIN, YOU KNOW. 453 00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,482 [bell dings] - HEY, DEB! 454 00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,716 - THE THIRD DAY, I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I-- 455 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,585 - HONEY, SORRY, I'D LOVE TO STAY 456 00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,019 FOR THE WHOLE SEVEN DAYS, BUT I'VE GOT A GRILLED CHEESE 457 00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,521 THAT'S ABOUT TO TURN TO CEMENT. [laughs] 458 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,523 - OH, OKAY. - WELCOME HOME. 459 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,991 - I'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE GALLERY. 460 00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,859 - OKAY, BYE. - I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE, 461 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,927 BUT GUS IS WAITING AT DAYCARE. 462 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,897 - OKAY. BYE. 463 00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,869 DON'T YOU HAVE SOMEWHERE TO BE? 464 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,640 - THANKS FOR REMINDING ME. WELCOME BACK. 465 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:47,246 - WELL I, FOR ONE, THINK YOU'RE TO BE COMMENDED, THEODORE. 466 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,883 - WELL, THANK YOU, BRIAN. 467 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,019 - WHAT YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED IS AN AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT. 468 00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,654 - OH, I WOULDN'T GO SO FAR AS-- 469 00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,657 - TO SINK SO LOW. 470 00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,893 TO HIT BOTTOM WITH SUCH A RESOUNDING THUD. 471 00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,662 - YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE A GUEST MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER 472 00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,696 IN REHAB. 473 00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,764 - OF COURSE, THE GOOD NEWS IS, 474 00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,065 ONCE YOU'VE HIT THE BOTTOM, 475 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,900 YOU CAN'T GO ANY LOWER, SO THAT MEANS 476 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,338 THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GO, AND THAT WAY IS... 477 00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,543 SOUNDS LIKE... 478 00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,978 - UP? - [sips coffee] 479 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,527 - WE CAN DO A CROSS-POLLINATION CAMPAIGN WITH TORSO. 480 00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,995 - [grunts] - A NEW MEMBERSHIP HERE 481 00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,697 GETS YOU 10% OFF THERE. 482 00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,734 200 BUCKS OF CLUB WEAR THERE GETS YOU 10% OFF HERE. 483 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,537 - SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING IDEA. 484 00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,639 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 485 00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,076 - HELLO. 486 00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,745 - IT'S BATMAN AND THE NEW ROBIN. 487 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,747 - BETTER NOT TELL THE OLD ROBIN THAT. 488 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,949 JUST GOT HUNTER A MEMBERSHIP. 489 00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,951 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO HOOK UP IN THE STEAM ROOM? 490 00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,888 - YEAH, HE SHOULD FIT IN HERE JUST FINE. 491 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,823 - WE DID NOT COME HERE SO YOU COULD HIT ON THE GUYS. 492 00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,091 THAT INCLUDES BRIAN. 493 00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,359 WE CAME SO YOU COULD STAY HEALTHY. 494 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,960 - TOO LATE FOR THAT. 495 00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,430 - NO, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO GET IN SHAPE. 496 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,600 - YEAH, YOU WANT TO DEVELOP THAT SIX-PACK BEFORE YOU DRINK IT. 497 00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,435 I COULD USE THAT FOR THE AD. 498 00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,570 - WHY WORK OUT WHEN I CAN TAKE SOME MEDS AND KA-POW! 499 00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,606 SO LONG, VIRUS. - BECAUSE IT'S BETTER 500 00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,774 TO BUILD YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM NATURALLY. 501 00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,610 - GUY LOOKS PRETTY HEALTHY TO ME. 502 00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,877 - THAT'S NOT WHAT HIV LOOKS LIKE, 503 00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,513 AND THE MEDS DON'T FIX ANYTHING. 504 00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,847 THEY BUY YOU TIME IF THEY WORK, 505 00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,382 AND THEN THERE ARE DOZENS OF SIDE-EFFECTS: 506 00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:32,585 SKIN RASHES, LIVER FAILURE, CARDIAC ARREST. 507 00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,488 - A LITTLE EARLY TO BE FREAKING THE KID OUT, DON'T YOU THINK? 508 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,989 - I JUST DON'T WANT HIM BELIEVING SOME MISLEADING AD 509 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,525 THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE ALL YOU HAVE TO DO 510 00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,027 IS POP SOME PILL AND YOU'RE AS GOOD AS NEW. 511 00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,462 ANYBODY WHO'S EVER TAKEN ONE KNOWS 512 00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,398 WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT THAT IS. 513 00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:04,651 [laughter] 514 00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:13,392 [groaning and laughter] 515 00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,904 - MUSHROOM? 516 00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:28,441 - SURE, WHY NOT? 517 00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:32,912 - * YOU SET FOOT IN THE FOREST 518 00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:37,183 * BUT YOUR MIND'S SET IN CONCRETE * 519 00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,688 * STILL YOU TRY TO GET BACK TO NATURE * 520 00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,925 * BUT YOU'RE LONGING FOR THE STREETS * 521 00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:51,197 * OF NEW YORK CITY, OH, THE CITY * 522 00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:55,001 * TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE 523 00:23:55,034 --> 00:24:00,006 * LIKE A REFINED YOUNG MAN 524 00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,742 * IN THE JUNGLES 525 00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,977 * 526 00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:09,015 * YOU THINK YOU WANT TO BE HERE * 527 00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:14,554 * IT LOOKED GOOD IN THE MAGAZINE * 528 00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:18,758 * TO GET IN TOUCH WITH YOUR PRIMAL SELF * 529 00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,962 * A GARDEN OF EDEN SCENE 530 00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:27,266 * LIKE A REFINED YOUNG MAN 531 00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,136 * IN THE JUNGLES 532 00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,872 * 533 00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:40,647 * OOH, AHH 534 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:46,252 * OOH 535 00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:54,126 * OH, OH, OH 536 00:24:54,160 --> 00:25:02,134 * OOH 537 00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,638 - HEY, LOOKING FOR THE NAKED TWISTER COMPETITION? 538 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,608 - PROBABLY THE LAST THING I'M LOOKING FOR. 539 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:12,211 - THEN, UH, HOW ABOUT GIVING ME A HAND, DARLING? 540 00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,280 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 541 00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,816 - IMPORTANT WORK. 542 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,887 - MOVING ROCKS? 543 00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,690 - DEPENDS ON WHY YOU'RE MOVING THEM. 544 00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,594 HERE, HELP ME PLACE THEM IN A CIRCLE. 545 00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:37,169 YOU'RE A NEW FAIRY, AREN'T YA? 546 00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,672 - AROUND HERE, I SUPPOSE I AM. 547 00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,774 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? 548 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,109 - EMMETT. 549 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,678 - NO, I DON'T MEAN YOUR MUNDANE NAME. 550 00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:51,350 BACK THERE, I'M HARRY, BUT HERE, I'M ARIEL. 551 00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,654 SO WHAT'S YOUR FAIRY NAME? 552 00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,222 - I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ONE. 553 00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,825 - WHAT'S STOPPING YOU? 554 00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,326 - I DON'T KNOW. 555 00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,361 - I DO. - [grunts] 556 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,097 - YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN FAIRIES. 557 00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,334 YOU THINK THIS IS ALL NONSENSE, DON'T YA? 558 00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:12,739 - NO! I DON'T, REALLY. 559 00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:15,708 YEAH, I DO. - [laughs] 560 00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,344 WELL, MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP THINKING THAT WAY, 561 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,112 YOUR FAIRY NAME WILL COME TO YOU. 562 00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,682 - [grunts] 563 00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:27,720 - BUT SOMEHOW, I DOUBT IT. 564 00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:31,223 YOU SEE, DARLING, I CAN ALWAYS TELL. 565 00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:35,094 YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US, A PROUD FAIRY. 566 00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,764 - I HAPPEN TO BE A VERY PROUD FAIRY. 567 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:42,835 ASK ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME. MY FLAME BURNS BRIGHT. 568 00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:46,238 - WELL, RIGHT NOW, IT COULDN'T TOAST A MARSHMALLOW. 569 00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,175 - [grunts] IT MAY BE A LITTLE LOW. 570 00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:53,780 - BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HURT... BY SOMEONE YOU LOVED. 571 00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:58,785 NOW ALL YOU CAN FEEL IS ANGER AND PAIN. 572 00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,753 - HOW DO YOU KNOW? 573 00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:04,323 - YOU WEAR IT, DARLING. LIKE THAT OUTFIT... 574 00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,992 - [grunts] 575 00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:09,929 - WHICH, BY THE WAY, ISN'T VERY FLATTERING. 576 00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,263 - THANKS. 577 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,199 - HEY, GIVE ME THAT. 578 00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,872 - PRETTY STRONG FOR A-- - AN OLD FAIRY? 579 00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,407 IT'S CALLED FAIRY POWER. 580 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,278 IT'S WHAT GIVES US OUR WILL TO SURVIVE. 581 00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,916 BUT SOMETIMES, WE FORGET WE HAVE IT. 582 00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,054 THAT'S WHY THE GATHERING WAS STARTED, 583 00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:39,158 TO HELP US REMEMBER, TO CELEBRATE. 584 00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:44,030 - THAT'S WHY I CAME, TO RENEW MY SPIRIT, YOU KNOW? 585 00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,032 BUT IT ISN'T WORKING. 586 00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:51,303 - 'CAUSE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ISN'T HERE. 587 00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,705 - THEN WHERE IS IT? 588 00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:58,210 - THERE, THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE. 589 00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:15,995 [keyboard clacks] 590 00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,202 [ding] 591 00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,137 - OHH! - YOU WANT A SNORT? 592 00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,974 YOU WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL? 593 00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,011 YOU WERE HOT. HOT, HOT, DARLING. 594 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,876 [knocking at the door] 595 00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,517 - HI. - HEY. 596 00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,852 - CAN WE COME IN? 597 00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,554 - UH, YEAH. YEAH, SURE. 598 00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,025 - LISTEN, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN OUT OF THE DINER LIKE THAT. 599 00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,326 - WE WERE JUST IN A HURRY. - YEAH. 600 00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,261 - THAT'S OKAY. I-I UNDERSTAND. 601 00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,396 - SO YOU ALL RIGHT? 602 00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,398 - YEAH, FINE, FINE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME. 603 00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,900 - WE BROUGHT DROOPY BACK, 604 00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,001 THOUGH, YOU MIGHT HAVE TO RENAME HIM. 605 00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,269 HE'S NOT DROOPING ANYMORE. 606 00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,138 AND LOOK, HE'S EVEN GOT A NEW BUD. 607 00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,341 - JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TLC. - THAT'S "TENDER LESBIAN CARE." 608 00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,043 - AND YOUR MAIL. 609 00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,544 - WE ALSO BROUGHT YOU A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED. 610 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:43,249 - MILK, COFFEE, EGGS. 611 00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,056 - I WAS, UH... 612 00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:53,325 I WAS JUST GETTING RID OF MY TRIGGERS. 613 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,162 ANYTHING THAT REMINDS YOU OF WHAT 614 00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:59,231 YOU DON'T WANT TO BE REMINDED OF. 615 00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:03,435 IN MY CASE-- 616 00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,104 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY I SHOULD 617 00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:09,976 MOVE TO A DESERT ISLAND AND START FROM SCRATCH. 618 00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:14,013 ANYWAY, IT'S THE FIRST THING THEY TELL YOU TO DO. 619 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:19,051 LOOK, I-I-I DON'T WANT YOU TO THINK I WAS-- 620 00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,319 BECAUSE I WASN'T. 621 00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,487 - NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT. - OH, NO. 622 00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,490 NO ONE SAID YOU WERE. 623 00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,262 - CRUNCHY GRANOLA. 624 00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,064 WHAT, YOU GIRLS TRYING TO CONVERT ME? 625 00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,933 - [chuckles] 626 00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,268 [speaking quietly to each other] 627 00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,270 - WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT? 628 00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,072 - YOU CAN PICK UP YOUR MAGAZINES. 629 00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,141 - YOU GOT A TON OF 'EM. 630 00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:45,411 - WHAT IS ENDOVIR? 631 00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,480 IS IT A DRUG? A PILL? 632 00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:52,284 THE LATEST MIRACLE OF MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY? 633 00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,888 OF COURSE, IT'S ALL OF THESE THINGS, AND MORE. 634 00:30:55,922 --> 00:31:00,559 IT IS THE PROMISE OF HEALTH, OF A FUTURE BRIGHT WITH HOPE, 635 00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:05,297 OF DREAMS FULFILLED, OF BEING... 636 00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,133 "BACK ON TOP." 637 00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,101 AND SO WE'VE DESIGNED A CAMPAIGN 638 00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:13,139 TO ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE ASPECTS OF BEING POSITIVE. 639 00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,509 A CAMPAIGN BASED ON ONE SIMPLE WORD, 640 00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,311 AND THAT WORD IS-- 641 00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,513 - BULLSHIT? 642 00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:24,183 - I WAS GONNA SAY "OPTIMISM." 643 00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,054 - MELON BALL, ANYONE? - [chuckles] 644 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,122 HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW ABOUT THIS MEETING? 645 00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:33,559 - I'M THE ONE WHO SET IT UP, BEFORE I LEFT. 646 00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,327 - AH. 647 00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:38,164 - I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, DOWNPLAYED THE DISEASE, 648 00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,132 EMPHASIZED QUALITY OF LIFE. 649 00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,401 - I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY AS TO HAVE HIV, 650 00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,670 THEN I TOO COULD GO PLAY VOLLEYBALL 651 00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,173 WITH MY SHIRTLESS, HUNKY BUDS. 652 00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:49,141 - [laughs] 653 00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,409 IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE, 654 00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,145 I'M CALLING SECURITY. 655 00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:56,148 - REGRETFULLY, MR. REMSON, I MUST BE GOING, 656 00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,685 BUT BEFORE I LEAVE, I'D LIKE, WITH YOUR PERMISSION, 657 00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,221 TO SHOW YOU A NEW CAMPAIGN I'VE DESIGNED 658 00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,457 BASED ON ONE SIMPLE WORD, 659 00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:09,161 AND THAT WORD IS "HONESTY." 660 00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:12,698 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... 661 00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:16,168 THE REAL FACE OF HIV. 662 00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:21,173 "SOME DAYS I FEEL LIKE HELL, BUT AT LEAST I'M STILL ALIVE." 663 00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,742 "I DON'T WANT TO CLIMB A MOUNTAIN, 664 00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,213 I JUST WANT TO LIVE ANOTHER DAY." 665 00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,983 "SURE, THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS, BUT NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE." 666 00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,318 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. 667 00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,086 - IT'S STRONG MEDICINE, I'LL ADMIT THAT. 668 00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,454 - WE SPENT SIX YEARS 669 00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,656 AND 50 MILLION DEVELOPING THIS DRUG. 670 00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:41,093 I PERSONALLY WORKED MY ASS OFF GETTING IT THROUGH THE FDA. 671 00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,662 AND YOU THINK I'M GOING TO THROW IT AWAY ON SOME AD CAMPAIGN 672 00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,497 THAT TELLS PEOPLE THEY'RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE HELL? 673 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,599 - THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT, 674 00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,368 AND THEY'RE WILLING TO ACCEPT IT, 675 00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:53,772 PROVIDED YOUR DRUG CAN BUY THEM ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER MONTH. 676 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,344 THAT'S ALL THEY'RE HOPING FOR. THAT'S ALL THEY WANT. 677 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,346 AND THAT'S ALL YOU CAN HONESTLY OFFER. 678 00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,649 - OUR JOB IS TO MAKE YOUR PRODUCT 679 00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:06,785 AS ATTRACTIVE AS POSSIBLE TO THE CONSUMER, 680 00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,420 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE DID. 681 00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:12,291 - UH, YOU MEAN, WHAT I DID. 682 00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,161 THIS...WAS MY IDEA, 683 00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:18,530 AND LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY IT STINKS. 684 00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,170 HAVING HIV MAY NOT BE A RIDE IN THE PARK, 685 00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:28,374 BUT WITH ENDOVIR, IT'S NOT A DEATH SENTENCE. 686 00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:32,344 SO WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT? 687 00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,649 - "SUSPECTS MATCHING THE DESCRIPTION OF THE THREE MEN 688 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:41,120 "WHO ATTACKED A YOUNG, GAY MAN WERE APPREHENDED LAST NIGHT 689 00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,255 "IN THE VICINITY OF LIBERTY AVENUE. 690 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,558 CHARGES WILL BE FILED PENDING AN INVESTIGATION." 691 00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,160 UH, ISN'T THAT GREAT? 692 00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,196 THEY FINALLY CAUGHT THE MOTHERFUCKERS. 693 00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,132 NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS FINGER THEM, 694 00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,700 METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE, 695 00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,670 AND THEY CAN ROT BEHIND BARS FOR 20 YEARS. 696 00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,606 OR BETTER YET, GET GANG-RAPED NIGHTLY 697 00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,274 BY PRISONERS WITH AIDS. 698 00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,843 - I'M THINKING MAYBE SHANDA SHOULD GO BLONDE 699 00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,213 FOR HER COMEBACK. 700 00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,484 - DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME? - OF COURSE I HEARD YOU. 701 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,487 "GANG-RAPED NIGHTLY BY PRISONERS WITH AIDS." 702 00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:18,290 WHERE DO YOU COME UP WITH SUCH GRUESOME THOUGHTS? 703 00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:19,558 [grunts] 704 00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:23,495 - SO WHEN'S THE LINE-UP? 705 00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,697 - IF YOU'RE REFERRING TO WHAT GOES ON IN THE BACK ROOM 706 00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,866 OF A CERTAIN CLUB, 707 00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,370 I DON'T ENGAGE IN SUCH ACTIVITY. 708 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,306 - I'M REFERRING TO THE POLICE LINE-UP. 709 00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,276 WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO IDENTIFY THEM? 710 00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,383 - I'M NOT. 711 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,318 I DON'T REALLY HAVE A VERY CLEAR MEMORY 712 00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,719 OF WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE. 713 00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:48,887 - BUT YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DESCRIBED THEM. 714 00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,589 - GUESS I'VE FORGOTTEN. 715 00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,324 - WELL, MAYBE SEEING THEM AGAIN WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY. 716 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:53,792 - LOOK, I ALREADY TOLD THE POLICE, 717 00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,394 "SORRY, WISH I COULD HELP, BUT I REALLY CAN'T. 718 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,396 THANKS FOR ASKING." 719 00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,198 - IF YOU DON'T POINT THEM OUT, THEY'RE JUST GOING TO WALK. 720 00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,267 - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER! 721 00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,668 NOW, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH? 722 00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,737 - CHICKEN. 723 00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,274 - [scoffs] 724 00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:12,911 - DARREN, WHY DID YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND? 725 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,414 - I-I GUESS I HAD TIME TO THINK, 726 00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:20,486 AND I DECIDED COWARDICE IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR. 727 00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,488 - [sighs] NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. 728 00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,358 - HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? SAY I IDENTIFY THEM. 729 00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:31,430 SAY THEY GO TO TRIAL. SAY THEY GET OFF. 730 00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,898 SAY THEY COME LOOKING FOR ME. 731 00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,766 - SAY THEY'RE BACK ON THE STREET TOMORROW 732 00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,502 BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. - [scoffs] 733 00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,437 - SAY THEY ATTACK SOMEONE ELSE. - LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE 734 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,506 WHO TOLD ME TO PUT ALL THIS BEHIND ME, 735 00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:44,410 TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE, HUH? 736 00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:48,280 YES, I DO THINK BLONDE. 737 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,316 - MAYBE I WAS WRONG. - [scoffs] 738 00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:52,818 - MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT WE STOOD UP FOR OURSELVES, 739 00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,253 FOUGHT BACK. 740 00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,854 - AND WHEN YOUR ATTACKER BASHED YOU 741 00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,556 AND LEFT YOU FOR DEAD, 742 00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,325 AND THEN THEY GOT OFF PRACTICALLY SCOT-FREE, 743 00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,394 WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO? 744 00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,868 - I KNOW I SAID I'D ONLY CALL YOU 745 00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,537 IF I WAS ON A LEDGE WITH A ROPE AROUND MY NECK, 746 00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,739 BUT I FIGURED A CURB AND A SCARF WOULD SUFFICE. 747 00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:17,543 - IT'S NO PROBLEM, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD CALL ME ANYTIME. 748 00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,944 MORE COFFEE? 749 00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,679 - [chuckles] NO. 750 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:24,550 IF I WAS ANY MORE WIRED, I'D LIGHT UP TIMES SQUARE. 751 00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,352 - BE PATIENT. 752 00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:29,421 YOU'VE ONLY BEEN BACK IN YOUR LIFE FOR ONE DAY. 753 00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,690 - AND ALREADY I'M A WRECK. 754 00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:34,226 AH, GOD. I EVEN HAVE SWEATY PALMS. 755 00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,428 FUCK. 756 00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:39,631 ROD LONGBOTTOM WAS A GUY I DATED ONCE FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES. 757 00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,368 LIVED UP TO BOTH HIS NAMES. GORGEOUS, AMAZING. 758 00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,969 I DUMPED HIM. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY? 759 00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,837 SWEATY PALMS. 760 00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,307 - REMEMBER, AS WE DISCUSSED IN GROUP, 761 00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,709 IT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO, NOT JUST FOR YOU, 762 00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,312 BUT FOR EVERYONE AROUND YOU. 763 00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,647 - I MAKE MY FRIENDS NERVOUS. 764 00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,517 THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THEY SEE ME, THEY WANT TO FLEE. 765 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,621 THEY DON'T TRUST ME. THEY THINK I'M STILL USING. 766 00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:05,391 - SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME. 767 00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,894 BUT EVENTUALLY THEY CAME AROUND AND EVEN FORGAVE ME. 768 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,730 EXCEPT ONE. 769 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:15,534 - YOUR MOTHER? YOUR FATHER? 770 00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:19,738 - FIRST GUY WHO EVER BELIEVED IN ME. 771 00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,474 I NEVER REALLY MADE AMENDS TO HIM. 772 00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:25,444 - DID YOU TRY? 773 00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,648 - WE LOST TOUCH. 774 00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:34,720 BUT RECENTLY, WE'VE RECONNECTED. 775 00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,331 MAYBE NOW I'LL GET MY CHANCE. 776 00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,801 [dance music] 777 00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:57,543 * 778 00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:02,381 - * COME NOW AND BE WITH ME * 779 00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:06,652 * COME NOW AND LOOK AND SEE * 780 00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:10,456 * COME NOW AND LOOK AT WHERE I AM * 781 00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:14,560 * COME NOW IF YOU GIVE A DAMN * 782 00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:18,096 * COME NOW AND BE WITH ME * 783 00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,733 * COME NOW AND LOOK AND SEE * 784 00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,604 * COME NOW LOOK AT WHERE I AM * 785 00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,574 * COME NOW IF YOU GIVE A DAMN * 786 00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,741 * COME ON 787 00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:32,411 * 788 00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,745 * COME ON 789 00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:36,014 * 790 00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,583 * COME ON 791 00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,618 * 792 00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,420 * COME ON 793 00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,855 - HMM, SINCE WHEN DID OUR HEROES 794 00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,957 BECOME THE MERRY BUTCHERS OF GAYOPOLIS? 795 00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,093 - SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT, SINCE FAGS ARE TOO COWARDLY 796 00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,029 TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES. 797 00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,701 FUCK! 798 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,036 [grunts] - SOMEBODY'S PISSED OFF. 799 00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,706 - YEAH, YOU WOULD BE TOO IF YOU GOT YOUR HEAD BASHED IN. 800 00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:04,376 - YEAH, I KNOW. I WAS THERE. 801 00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:09,448 I THOUGHT YOU'D PUT THAT BEHIND YOU AND MOVED ON. 802 00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,384 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 803 00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,927 DARREN REFUSED TO IDENTIFY HIS ATTACKERS. 804 00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,995 THEY'RE GOING TO GET OFF. 805 00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,466 WHEN I TOLD HIM TO BE BRAVE, STAND UP FOR HIMSELF, 806 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:30,469 HE SAID TO ME, "WHAT DID YOU DO?" 807 00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,538 I WAS A COWARD. 808 00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:36,875 I SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING AND I DIDN'T. 809 00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:41,813 - [sighs] WELL, YOU WANT TO GET EVEN? 810 00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,049 I'LL TELL YOU HOW TO GET EVEN. 811 00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,151 BECOME THE BIGGEST FUCKING SUCCESS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE. 812 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:49,655 - I ALREADY KNOW. - WELL, THEN, IF YOU KNOW, 813 00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,557 TAKE THAT ANGER AND PUT IT INTO YOUR WORK. 814 00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,792 USE IT. 815 00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:58,830 HAVE MORE MONEY, MORE POWER, AND MORE SEX 816 00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:01,099 THAN ANY POOR HETERO SCHMUCK, BECAUSE TRUST ME, 817 00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,634 NOTHING PISSES OFF A STRAIGHT GUY 818 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:05,671 MORE THAN A SUCCESSFUL FAG. 819 00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,573 - YOU KNOW GUERNICA? 820 00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:10,509 PEOPLE SAY IT'S THE MOST POWERFUL ANTI-WAR STATEMENT 821 00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,977 EVER MADE. 822 00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,545 I SAY BULLSHIT. 823 00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,549 IT HANGS IN A FUCKING MUSEUM, COLLECTING DUST. 824 00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,118 AND THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT. 825 00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:23,689 IT DOESN'T DO A MOTHERFUCKING THING. 826 00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:35,133 - [sighs] FUCK CLOTHES. 827 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,937 CHRIST, THEY STINK. OH, GOD. 828 00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,040 I WON'T BE NEEDING THESE. 829 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,717 OR THESE. 830 00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:58,156 OR THESE. 831 00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,963 - UH, WAIT. 832 00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:08,500 HOW'S, UH, GIUSEPPE VERDI A TRIGGER? 833 00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:10,268 - HE WAS HERE WATCHING THE WHOLE TIME. 834 00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,104 - UH, YEAH. 835 00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:17,242 HE WAS ALSO HERE... 836 00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:21,580 THE FIRST TIME YOU PLAYED LA TRAVIATA FOR ME. 837 00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,783 I SAY WE GIVE HIM A REPRIEVE. 838 00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:28,987 THAT IT? 839 00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,956 - ALMOST. 840 00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,128 - UH, YOU SURE YOU WANT TO TRASH THAT? 841 00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,864 - NEVER GAVE ME ANYTHING BUT TROUBLE. 842 00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:41,032 HOOK-UPS, PORN SITES, 843 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:44,670 NOT TO MENTION ENDLESS EMAILS TO INCREASE MY DICK SIZE. 844 00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:47,005 - I DON'T RECALL THAT BEING ONE OF YOUR SHORTCOMINGS. 845 00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,507 [both laughing] 846 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,189 - YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I GOT RID OF EVERY TRIGGER, 847 00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,892 EVERY REMINDER... 848 00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:10,696 I'D STILL REMEMBER WHAT I DID. 849 00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:15,033 GOD, HOW I HURT THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVED. 850 00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,003 - YOU GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT? 851 00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:26,177 - WELL, TELL YOU THE TRUTH, AFTER REHAB, 852 00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,814 WHERE THEY NEVER LEFT YOU ALONE, I'M-I'M-I'M FEELING 853 00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:32,350 A LITTLE FREAKED, BEING HERE BY MYSELF. 854 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,120 - I, UH, COULD STAY WITH YOU, IF YOU'D LIKE. 855 00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,656 - OH, NO. I-I-I COULDN'T ASK-- 856 00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:39,958 - IF IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. [chuckles] 857 00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:45,697 - UM...WELL, UH... 858 00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,198 WHERE DO WE--I MEAN-- 859 00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,101 - I'D CRASH ON THE SOFA. 860 00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:53,939 - YEAH, THE SOFA. RIGHT, UM... 861 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:57,242 OF COURSE. I'LL GET YOU SOME BLANKETS. 862 00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,405 SLEEP TIGHT. 863 00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,374 - YEAH, YOU TOO. 864 00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:34,312 AND, UH... IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, UH-- 865 00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:55,000 - I FEEL THE POWER. 866 00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:58,203 [coyote barking] 867 00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:01,807 - I FEEL THE POWER. 868 00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,143 - I FEEL THE POWER TOO. 869 00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,746 - NOW, LET US STOKE OUR FIRES 870 00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,181 AND RELEASE OUR BURDENS INTO THE FLAMES. 871 00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,417 - HOLD IT! 872 00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:17,288 I'LL TAKE THAT, DUMPLING. - HEY. 873 00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:21,359 - I FEEL THE POWER TOO. 874 00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:25,831 MY NAME IS, UH, "ON A CLEAR DAY, YOU CAN SEE FOREVER." 875 00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:29,167 IT JUST SORT OF CAME TO ME, KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 876 00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,203 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME "CLEAR DAY." 877 00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,172 [murmuring] 878 00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,174 - THIS IS A HEART CIRCLE, CLEAR DAY. 879 00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,710 WE SHARE OUR FEELINGS HERE. 880 00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:40,445 IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE? 881 00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:43,849 - WELL... 882 00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:48,319 THE TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO COME HERE. 883 00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,957 BUT THEN, SOMEHOW, 884 00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,926 SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENED. 885 00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,864 [murmuring agreement] - ALWAYS DOES. 886 00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:03,034 - I REALIZED THAT IF IT'S TRUE THAT FAIRIES HAVE THE POWER 887 00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:06,071 TO CREATE BEAUTY OUT OF UGLINESS 888 00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,407 AND JOY OUT OF PAIN, 889 00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,111 THEN THAT POWER CAN ONLY COME FROM ONE PLACE. 890 00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,946 - MM-HMM. 891 00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:19,284 - WHICH I-I GUESS I KNEW ALL ALONG. 892 00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:26,892 - THANK YOU. 893 00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:28,860 RISE, FAIRIES. 894 00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:35,533 WE THANK THE POWERS OF THE EARTH AND THE HEAVENS 895 00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,503 FOR GIVING US OUR SPECIAL GIFTS. 896 00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,872 WE CELEBRATE OUR FAIRY FOREFATHERS 897 00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,975 AND THE GENERATIONS OF FAIRIES TO FOLLOW, 898 00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:47,979 AND OUR FAIRY FOUNDER, HARRY HAY. 899 00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:49,848 [all murmur] 900 00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,851 - WHERE IS HE, ANYWAY? - HARRY HAY? 901 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,987 - YEAH, I HELPED HIM PUT THE ROCKS IN THE CIRCLE. 902 00:45:56,021 --> 00:46:01,159 - HONEY, HARRY PASSED AWAY TWO YEARS AGO. 903 00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:13,872 - SO HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THESE ADS? 904 00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,440 - [sighs] - [groans] 905 00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,275 - IF YOU SAW THEM IN A NEWSPAPER OR A MAGAZINE 906 00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:19,044 OR ON A BILLBOARD, 907 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:22,948 WOULD THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO ASK YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT ENDOVIR? 908 00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,549 - SURE, IF IT CAME WITH HIS PHONE NUMBER. 909 00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:26,017 [laughter] 910 00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,886 - PRETTY MUCH THE SAME-OLD SAME-OLD. 911 00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,021 - HUNKY WHITE DUDES HAVING FUN. 912 00:46:30,055 --> 00:46:33,024 - I LIKE THE MESSAGE OF HOPE. - AND BEING ON TOP. 913 00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,292 [mild laughter] 914 00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:38,496 [beep] - WHAT ABOUT THESE? 915 00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:43,168 [all murmuring] 916 00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,036 - YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING. - YEAH. 917 00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:47,038 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. - THAT'S DIFFERENT. 918 00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,573 [murmuring] 919 00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:51,042 - WHO WOULD RUN ADS LIKE THESE? 920 00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:52,177 - IT'S THE TRUTH. 921 00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,112 SOME DAYS I DO FEEL LIKE HELL. 922 00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,981 - BUT TO ACTUALLY SEE IT? - YEAH. 923 00:46:56,014 --> 00:46:57,983 - YOU THINK YOU'RE EVER GOING TO SEE THAT? 924 00:46:58,016 --> 00:47:00,585 THAT IS ONE AD YOU'LL NEVER SEE. - YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT. 925 00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,222 - THEY WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS. 926 00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,628 [Indian dance music and cheering] 927 00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:18,836 * 928 00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,126 - THIS IS PISTON AND WOLFEN, AND PERIWINKLE, 929 00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,395 AND THERE'S EMMETT-- I MEAN, CLEAR DAY. 930 00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:19,030 DON'T FORGET THE CUTIE IN THE KILT. 931 00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,531 - [laughs] 932 00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,467 I THINK YOU MAY HAVE FOUND YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD. 933 00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,403 - DIDN'T I TELL YOU IT'D BE A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE, 934 00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:26,604 DUMPLING? 935 00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:27,939 - "DUMPLING"? 936 00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,274 - THAT'S MY FAIRY NAME, 937 00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,142 AND IF YOU EVER SO MUCH AS CALL ME THAT-- 938 00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:33,544 - [laughs] - COSMO, PLEASE! 939 00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,547 [giggles] 940 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,149 - WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 941 00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:40,451 - JUST TRYING TO SPREAD THE MAGIC. 942 00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,287 - YOU KNOW, MAYBE NEXT YEAR, WE ALL SHOULD GO. 943 00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,688 - YEAH. - ABSOLUTELY. 944 00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,423 - BRIAN, HOW ABOUT YOU? 945 00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:48,326 - RATHER HAVE MY TONGUE SUPER-GLUED TO A LESBIAN'S TWAT. 946 00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,095 - OOH! - OH! 947 00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:51,462 - BESIDES, I'M GOING TO BE WAY TOO BUSY 948 00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:55,033 WITH MY NEW BUSINESS, AND, UH, MY NEW ACCOUNT. 949 00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:57,035 - THE "CIRCUS OF PORN" ACCOUNT ISN'T EXACTLY 950 00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:59,237 GOING TO BUY YOU A SUMMER HOME IN P-TOWN. 951 00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,641 - BUT THE REMSON PHARMACEUTICALS ACCOUNT WILL. 952 00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,443 - [laughs] 953 00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,746 - HERE'S TO KINNETIK. DRINKS ARE ON ME, BOYS. 954 00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,317 - TO KINNETIK! [laughter] 955 00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,585 - MMM. - MMM-MMM! 956 00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:17,322 * 957 00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:19,257 - [laughs] 958 00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,192 * 959 00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:23,761 - HEY, THAT ONE'S FUNNY. [laughter] 960 00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:26,964 - HEY! - IT SLIPPED. 961 00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,202 - YEAH. - OH, HO! 962 00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:33,104 - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. - ALL RIGHT. 963 00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,505 - HEY. - HEY. 964 00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:40,511 [indistinct chatter] 965 00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,352 - THIS ISN'T AN ISOLATED INCIDENT. 966 00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,087 THIS GOES ON EVERY DAY. 967 00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,521 THEY DON'T EVEN GET IT. 968 00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:52,090 THEY THINK IT'S ABOUT WALKING THEIR POODLES 969 00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:53,358 WITHOUT GETTING MUGGED, 970 00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:56,427 BUT IT'S MORE THAN THAT. 971 00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,796 WELL, IF IT ISN'T MEG RYAN. 972 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,667 [laughter] 973 00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,636 - I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID AT THE CENTER, AND I AGREE. 974 00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,106 - THAT'S NICE. THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND 975 00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:09,707 IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING A VICTIM. 976 00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:13,010 - IT'S ABOUT NOT ALLOWING YOURSELF TO BE VICTIMIZED. 977 00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:21,152 - CODY BELL. 978 00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:24,155 - JUSTIN TAYLOR. 979 00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:36,234 - READY TO KICK SOME STRAIGHT ASS? 980 00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,545 OKAY, WHERE ARE WE GOING TO MEET? 981 00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,581 [indistinct chatter] 982 00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,418 [rock music] 983 00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:56,421 - * RUN, RUN, RUN! 984 00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:58,423 * RUN, RUN, RUN! 985 00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,724 * 986 00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,626 * RUN, RUN, RUN! 987 00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:03,261 * 988 00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:06,631 * RUN, RUN, RUN! 989 00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:13,171 * EVERY ONE OF US, MAN, GONNA MOVE AS ONE * 990 00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:19,644 * GONNA TAKE CONTROL, GONNA HAVE SOME FUN * 991 00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:26,317 * THEY AIN'T GONNA KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO * 992 00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:29,454 * HARD AND LONG, GONNA HIT 'EM STRONG * 993 00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:32,890 * UNTIL VICTORY'S WON, WON, WON, WON, WON * 994 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,327 * TILL THEY GET THE GIST AT THE END OF A FIST * 995 00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:39,530 * FIND OUT HOW IT GOES WITH A BLOODY NOSE * 996 00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:42,633 * GONNA GIVE A BEATIN' AND WHEN IT'S DONE * 997 00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,635 * THEY'RE GONNA SCATTER AND DAMN IT * 998 00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:46,404 * WE'LL WATCH THEM RUN 999 00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:54,379 * 1000 00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:15,700 * TILL THEY GET THE GIST AT THE END OF A FIST * 1001 00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:18,936 * FIND OUT HOW IT GOES WITH A BLOODY NOSE * 1002 00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,240 * GONNA GIVE A BEATIN' AND WHEN IT'S DONE * 1003 00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:23,908 * THEY'RE GONNA SCATTER AND DAMN IT * 1004 00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:25,643 * WE'LL WATCH THEM RUN 1005 00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:28,813 * TILL THEY GET THE GIST AT THE END OF A FIST * 1006 00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,250 * FIND OUT HOW IT GOES WITH A BLOODY NOSE * 1007 00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:35,386 * GONNA GIVE A BEATIN' AND WHEN IT'S DONE * 1008 00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,388 * THEY'RE GONNA SCATTER AND DAMN IT * 1009 00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:41,526 * WE'LL WATCH THEM RUN, RUN, RUN * 1010 00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,695 - * RUN, RUN, RUN 1011 00:52:44,729 --> 00:52:47,932 * RUN, RUN, RUN 1012 00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,535 * RUN, RUN, RUN 1013 00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,504 * 72853

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