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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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- * CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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*
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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* CUE THE PULSE TO BEGIN
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- * SONNY MAKES ME SUNNY
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* HE MAKES THE SKIES
WATCH OVER ME *
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- BETTER NOT BE A PARAKEET
IN THERE, JANE.
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- HUH?
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- OBVIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT UP
ON YOUR GAY FILM HISTORY.
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WHAT EVER HAPPENED
TO BABY JANE?
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STARRING THE TWO GREATEST
BITCH GODDESSES
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IN THE HISTORY
OF THE HUMAN RACE:
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MISS JOAN CRAWFORD
AND MISS BETTE DAVIS.
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"MS. CRAWFORD AND I
NE-E-EVER GOT ALONG."
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- I NE-E-EVER SAW IT.
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- I SUPPOSE THERE'S NO POINT
EVEN MENTIONING ESTHER BLODGETT.
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- I KNOW THAT ONE.
IT'S A STAR IS BORN, RIGHT?
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- OH, THANK GOD.
HE REALLY IS GAY.
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- EAT.
- NO THANKS.
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- IT'S TUNA SALAD,
NOT PARAKEET.
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- I'M NOT HUNGRY.
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- WELL, YOU'RE GOING
TO NEED YOUR STRENGTH.
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- [scoffs]
FOR WHAT?
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THE DOCTOR SAYS
I MIGHT HAVE A PERMANENT LIMP.
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THAT SHOULD
BRIGHTEN UP MY ACT.
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- WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING
TO THE DOCTORS FOR?
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AFTER THEY STUFFED MY BRAIN
BACK INTO MY HEAD,
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THEY TOLD ME
I'D NEVER DRAW AGAIN.
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- AND DO YOU?
- YES...
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FOR ABOUT 15 MINUTES,
THEN MY HAND STARTS TO SHAKE,
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SO I USE A COMPUTER.
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BUT THE POINT IS--
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- YOU WENT ON!
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- RIGHT.
SO WILL YOU.
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- YOU'RE SO...
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REASONABLE.
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I KEEP HOPING
WHEN THEY CATCH MY BASHERS,
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THEY'LL SENTENCE THEM
TO LIFE IN PRISON,
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AND THEY'LL GET FUCKED NIGHTLY
BY PRISONERS WITH AIDS.
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- THAT'S GRUESOME.
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- DOESN'T COST ANYTHING
TO DREAM.
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WHEN IT HAPPENED TO YOU,
WEREN'T YOU ANGRY?
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- I TRIED
NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
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- I CAN'T STOP
THINKING ABOUT IT.
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I SEE THEIR FACES,
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THEIR BOOTS
SMASHING INTO ME.
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I EVEN HUGGED THIS ONE GUY'S
FOOT TO MY STOMACH,
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HOPING IT'D STOP HIM
FROM KICKING ME.
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IT DIDN'T.
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- IF YOU'RE STILL
HOLDING ONTO THAT BOOT,
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THEN YOU'RE STILL
ON THE GROUND TAKING IT.
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FORGET ABOUT IT.
- LISTEN, IF YOU'D BEEN
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REDUCED TO JERKING OFF
WITH YOUR LEFT HAND,
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YOU'D WANT THEM DEAD TOO.
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[laughs]
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- [groans]
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- WHAT'S THE MATTER, BABY?
TUMMY ACHE?
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- [groans]
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- WHAT IS IT, MICHAEL,
A MIGRAINE?
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- IMPACTED WISDOM TEETH.
UGH.
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- BUT YOU HAD THEM ALL
EXTRACTED.
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- EMMETT DOESN'T
KNOW THAT.
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- [scoffs]
- OH.
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- WHAT POSSESSED ME?
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WHY DID I EVER AGREE
TO GO WITH HIM?
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- BECAUSE YOU'RE
A GOOD-HEARTED HUMAN BEING
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WHO WOULD DO ANYTHING
FOR HIS FRIEND.
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- CAUSE I'M
A LAME-BRAINED DOORMAT
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WHO DOESN'T KNOW
HOW TO SAY NO.
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- IT'LL ONLY BE
A COUPLE OF DAYS.
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- FEELS MORE LIKE
AN ETERNITY.
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- WE'VE DISCUSSED THESE RADICAL
FAIRY GATHERINGS IN MY CLASS.
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THIS GUY, HARRY HAY...
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- I'VE HEARD OF HIM.
- STARTED THEM IN THE '70s.
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THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
A VERY EMPOWERING
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AND ENLIGHTENING EXPERIENCE.
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- WELL, IF THEY'RE SO EMPOWERING
AND ENLIGHTENING,
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WHY DON'T YOU GO?
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- I HAVE CLASSES,
THERE'S HUNTER.
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ANYWAY, EMMETT ASKED YOU,
NOT ME.
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- I'M NOT GOING.
NO WAY, NO WAY.
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- DARREN ASKED ME
TO THANK YOU
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FOR ALL THE FOOD
YOU'VE SENT HIM, DEB.
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- THE POOR KID.
IT'S THE LEAST I CAN DO.
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- HOW'S HE DOING?
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- I'M AFRAID
IT'S GOING TO BE A WHILE
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BEFORE SHANDA LEER
APPEARS IN PUBLIC AGAIN.
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- WELL, AT LEAST HE HAS
ONE RAY OF SUNSHINE IN HIS LIFE.
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- TELL HIM WE'LL MISS HIM
AT THE CENTER TONIGHT,
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BUT WE'RE GOING TO MAKE SURE
THIS NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN.
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- HI, EM.
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- UGH.
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- WELL, ARE YOU READY
TO FIND YOUR INNER FAIRY?
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- WHEN I DO, I JUST HOPE
HE LOOKS MORE LIKE TINKER BELL
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THAN CAPTAIN HOOK.
[laughter]
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- [groans]
- [scoffs]
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- YOU ALL PACKED?
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- EM, I--
- UH, BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING...
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AS WE ALL KNOW,
I HAVE BEEN
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GOING THROUGH SOME
PRETTY TOUGH TIMES LATELY.
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I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
MY HEADLIGHTS ARE ON LOW BEAM,
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BUT IF THIS FAIRY FROLIC
WILL TURN THE BRIGHTS BACK ON,
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WELL, WHAT THE FUCK,
I'LL GIVE IT A TRY.
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- MORE POWER TO YOU,
SWEETHEART.
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- WHATEVER HAPPENS,
THE IMPORTANT THING IS,
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I WILL ALWAYS--ALWAYS
BE GRATEFUL THAT YOUR SON,
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YOUR BOYFRIEND,
MY BEST PAL
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WILL BE THERE WITH ME,
OFFERING HIS LOVE AND SUPPORT.
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- [clears throat]
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WELL, WE'D BETTER
GET A MOVE ON,
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OR ELSE THESE FAIRIES
WON'T GET THEIR WINGS.
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- [squeals]
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[pats on the back]
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- BYE, HONEY.
- BYE.
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- BYE, HONEY.
[laughs]
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[laughter]
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- SO IT WAS ACTUALLY
A GOOD THING
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I LEFT HERE THAT NIGHT.
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SEE, MY--MY CONDO
NEEDED DUSTING.
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I DON'T REALLY TRUST
MY CLEANING LADY,
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AND, UH, IT GAVE ME TIME
TO THINK...
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ABOUT WHERE I SHOULD BE
AND WHAT I SHOULD BE DOING.
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SO I CAME BACK.
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ALTHOUGH
IT HASN'T BEEN EASY,
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AND EVERY DAY'S
BEEN A CHALLENGE.
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- BUT YOU DID IT.
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- YEAH, AND NOW IT'S TIME
FOR ME TO LEAVE...
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WITH CLEAR EYES
AND MY HEAD HELD HIGH.
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[sighs]
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GUESS THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HAVE A GREAT COUNSELOR.
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AND YOUR HEALTH INSURANCE
RUNS OUT.
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[laughter]
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- YOU'LL BE BACK.
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- WHAT DID YOU SAY,
JONATHAN?
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- I SAID HE'LL BE BACK.
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- WELL, SURE, FOR GROUP,
AS AN OUTPATIENT.
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- I MEAN BACK USING,
AND THEN BACK HERE.
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- JESUS, JONATHAN,
CAN'T YOU BE POSITIVE?
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- [chuckles]
WELL, I'M THAT TOO.
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DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO LAUGH
AT BILLY CRYSTAL HERE
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DOING HIS STAND-UP.
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IT'S NOT GOING TO BE
ANY DIFFERENT FOR YOU
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THAN IT IS
FOR THE REST OF US.
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- YOU'RE WRONG.
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- AH, YOU'LL FIND OUT
SOON ENOUGH.
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IT'S NOT THE SAME WORLD YOU LEFT
WHEN YOU CAME HERE.
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- I'M GOING TO BE ALL RIGHT.
I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT.
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- WELL, JUST IN CASE,
WE'LL LEAVE A LIGHT ON FOR YOU.
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- IT'S AN INTERESTING OFFER.
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- IT'S A FIRST-RATE COMPANY,
MR. KINNEY.
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YOU'D FIT RIGHT IN.
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- INTERESTING
IN THAT THEY THINK
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I'D ACTUALLY AGREE TO IT.
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2/3 OF WHAT I WAS
PREVIOUSLY MAKING,
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A LESSER TITLE,
AND NO PROFIT SHARING
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UNTIL THE FIFTH YEAR?
MMM.
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- TIMES ARE TOUGH, MR. KINNEY.
IT'S A JOB.
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- UH, YOU MEAN
INDENTURED SERVITUDE.
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- THEN YOU'RE PASSING?
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- YOU CAN TELL THEM
I'VE JUST TAKEN A NEW POSITION.
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BYE-BYE.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU JUST DID THAT.
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- FLIPPED YOU ON YOUR BACK?
- FLIPPED OFF THAT HEADHUNTER.
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- I CAN DO BETTER.
- DOING WHAT?
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- WORKING FOR MYSELF
INSTEAD OF OTHER PEOPLE.
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- BUT ALL YOUR CLIENTS
TURNED YOU DOWN.
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- FUCK 'EM.
I'LL GET OTHERS.
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- WHAT IF YOU CAN'T?
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YOU'LL BE DESTITUTE.
YOU'LL HAVE NOTHING.
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- SINCE WHEN DID YOU
TURN INTO A JEWISH MOTHER?
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OR MICHAEL?
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- YOU'RE JUST TAKING
AN AWFULLY BIG RISK, THAT'S ALL.
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- WELL,
WHAT'S ONE MORE?
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BESIDES, IF I DON'T DO THIS NOW,
I NEVER WILL.
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[indistinct chatter]
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- SOMETHING TELLS ME
WE'RE NOT IN PITTSBURGH ANYMORE.
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- SOMETHING TELLS ME WE'RE
NOT EVEN ON THE PLANET ANYMORE.
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- YOU TWO MUST BE VIRGINS.
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- OKAY, HAVEN'T BEEN A VIRGIN
SINCE I WAS 15.
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- WELL, MAYBE OUT THERE,
BUT HERE,
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YOUR LIFE AS A FAIRY
HAS JUST BEGUN.
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I'M PERIWINKLE,
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THE QUEEN REGISTRAR
AND OFFICIAL GREET-AR.
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- "PERIWINKLE"?
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- IT'S MY FAIRY NAME.
EVERYONE HERE HAS ONE.
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- WHAT'S WRONG
WITH OUR REAL NAMES?
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- REAL NAMES ARE FINE
FOR THE REAL WORLD,
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BUT THIS IS A SPECIAL PLACE.
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THIS IS A MAGICAL PLACE
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WHERE YOU LEAVE
YOUR REAL LIFE BEHIND...
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[chimes ringing]
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AT LEAST
FOR A LITTLE WHILE.
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SO TAKE YOUR TIME,
GIVE IT SOME THOUGHT.
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IT'LL BE YOUR FAIRY NAME
FOREVER.
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- OOH.
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- SO GET SETTLED
INTO YOUR CABIN.
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DINNER'S WHENEVER SPIRAL AND ELK
QUIT BRAIDING HAIR
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AND START BOILING
GARBANZOS.
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OH.
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THERE'S A MIDNIGHT MASSAGE
IN THE YURT.
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YOU DON'T WANT TO MISS THAT.
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- WHAT'S A YURT?
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- IF WE BACK UP REAL SLOW,
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NO ONE WILL EVEN KNOW
WE WERE HERE.
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- HEY, YOU DRAGGED ME HERE.
WE'RE STAYING.
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BESIDES, WHAT'S THE WORST
THAT COULD HAPPEN?
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- THAT.
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- I'M LOOKING SO FORWARD TO THAT
TANTRIC SEX SEMINAR TODAY.
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- OH, ME TOO.
I THINK IT'S GOING TO BE GREAT.
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- COULD YOU PASS ME
THE SHOVEL PLEASE?
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- WE'LL START
WITH A NEW LOGO,
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THEN LAUNCH AN AGGRESSIVE
AD CAMPAIGN IN THE LOCALS,
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AND SET UP SOME
HIGH-PROFILE SPONSORSHIPS.
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- THAT SOUNDS BIGGER
THAN WE CAN HANDLE.
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- IT'S SIMPLE BRANDING.
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- OUR CUSTOMERS
AREN'T INTO BRANDING.
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TATTOOS, PIERCINGS MAYBE.
- [laughs]
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I'M TALKING
ABOUT A NEW IMAGE.
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- I ADORE MAKEOVERS,
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00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:25,158
BUT OUR AD BUDGET'S
ONLY $200 A MONTH.
225
00:10:25,192 --> 00:10:29,897
- GREAT, THEN WE'LL RUN
A LEAN CAMPAIGN.
226
00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,732
NO FAT.
227
00:10:31,765 --> 00:10:34,702
- JUST LIKE OUR CUSTOMERS.
PERFECT.
228
00:10:38,772 --> 00:10:40,207
- JUST BETWEEN US,
AROUND HERE,
229
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:42,142
WE REFER TO JONATHAN
AS "D" AND "G."
230
00:10:42,175 --> 00:10:44,044
- DOLCE AND GABBANA?
- [laughs]
231
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,046
NO, DOOM AND GLOOM.
- [chuckles]
232
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:48,782
OH, HE DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
- THAT'S GOOD.
233
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,450
TO BE HONEST,
HE'S NOT ENTIRELY WRONG.
234
00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,186
A LOT OF PATIENTS DO WIND UP
COMING BACK HERE.
235
00:10:53,220 --> 00:10:54,788
- NOT ME.
236
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:56,957
- WELL, JUST REMEMBER
WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT.
237
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,793
- YEAH, GIVE MYSELF TIME
TO ADJUST.
238
00:10:59,827 --> 00:11:02,930
- AND NOT JUST YOU,
BUT THE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE
239
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:05,933
ARE GOING TO NEED
SOME TIME TOO.
240
00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:12,840
HERE WE ARE.
241
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,443
- [chuckles]
242
00:11:16,476 --> 00:11:18,946
NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO SCARED
TO SEE A DOOR.
243
00:11:18,979 --> 00:11:21,849
- DON'T THINK OF IT
AS A DOOR.
244
00:11:21,882 --> 00:11:25,919
THINK OF IT AS A THRESHOLD...
245
00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:28,221
TO A NEW LIFE.
246
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:30,190
- RIGHT.
247
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:34,862
LOOK, I WANT TO THANK YOU
FOR...EVERYTHING.
248
00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:37,931
- YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME.
YOU DID IT ALL.
249
00:11:37,965 --> 00:11:40,968
- WITH YOUR HELP.
250
00:11:43,871 --> 00:11:48,475
- LISTEN,
I-I WAS WONDERING IF I--
251
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,343
WELL...
252
00:11:50,377 --> 00:11:53,280
I COULD GIVE YOU
A CALL SOMETIME--
253
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,282
I MEAN, STRICTLY
ON A PROFESSIONAL BASIS.
254
00:11:55,315 --> 00:11:57,117
YOU KNOW, LIKE,
I SUDDENLY FIND MYSELF
255
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,887
STANDING ON A LEDGE WITH A ROPE
AROUND MY NECK, OR SOMETHING.
256
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:03,323
- OR MAYBE
JUST TO SAY HELLO?
257
00:12:07,127 --> 00:12:12,032
- * IT'S NOT AN EASY THING
258
00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:17,037
* TO FIND YOU CAN'T GO ON
259
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,505
- [sighs]
260
00:12:18,538 --> 00:12:23,043
- * POINT OF RECKONING,
TO NOT BE STRONG *
261
00:12:23,076 --> 00:12:27,314
*
262
00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:32,385
* WHEN YOU CAN BARELY STAND
263
00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:37,190
* IT'S HARD TO TAKE A HAND
264
00:12:37,224 --> 00:12:42,262
* IT NEVER GOES AS PLANNED,
BUT ALL ALONG *
265
00:12:42,295 --> 00:12:45,398
- GOOD LUCK.
266
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:48,268
- * I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT
267
00:12:48,301 --> 00:12:50,904
*
268
00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:53,273
* I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT
269
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,275
*
270
00:12:55,308 --> 00:13:00,347
* I GUESS YOU KNEW THAT
271
00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:04,084
* ABOUT ME
272
00:13:04,117 --> 00:13:07,054
*
273
00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:10,157
- RECOGNIZE THIS?
274
00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:13,026
- OH, YES.
REMSON PHARMACEUTICAL ACCOUNT.
275
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,094
MY LAST CAMPAIGN.
276
00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:15,562
- BEFORE THE OLD WARRIOR
277
00:13:15,595 --> 00:13:18,598
WAS UNCEREMONIOUSLY ESCORTED
FROM THE BUILDING
278
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,368
WITHOUT SO MUCH AS A...
both: BALLPOINT PEN.
279
00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:23,904
- SO WHAT DOES
THIS MAGIC PILL DO?
280
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:26,206
- WELL, IT'S GUARANTEED
TO TURN YOU INTO A HOTTIE
281
00:13:26,239 --> 00:13:27,507
WHO CAN CLIMB THE MATTERHORN.
282
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509
IT ALSO REDUCES
YOUR VIRAL LOAD.
283
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,945
WHAT ARE YOU
SHOWING IT TO ME FOR?
284
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,114
- VANCE IS TAKING YOUR IDEA
285
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,216
AND PITCHING IT
TO REMSON TOMORROW.
286
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,451
- WELL, HE SHOULD.
HE OWNS IT.
287
00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,954
- BUT YOU THOUGHT IT UP.
288
00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:44,191
- BASIC RULE OF ADVERTISING
AND ETERNAL DAMNATION:
289
00:13:44,224 --> 00:13:47,060
ONCE YOU SELL YOUR SOUL
TO THE DEVIL,
290
00:13:47,094 --> 00:13:48,628
HE HOLDS THE COPYRIGHT.
291
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,597
- SO COME UP
WITH ANOTHER IDEA.
292
00:13:50,630 --> 00:13:53,066
- AND THEN YOU CAN STEAL
THE ACCOUNT FROM VANCE,
293
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:54,935
AND YOUR FORMER ASSISTANT
ALONG WITH IT.
294
00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:56,203
- WELL, THAT'S
AN INGENIOUS PLAN, CYNTHIA.
295
00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:57,938
- [giggles]
296
00:13:57,971 --> 00:13:59,606
- BUT WHAT PHARMACEUTICAL
COMPANY IS GOING TO TRUST
297
00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:01,608
THEIR WONDER WEAPON
TO A ONE-MAN BAND
298
00:14:01,641 --> 00:14:03,110
WORKING OUT OF HIS HOUSE?
299
00:14:03,143 --> 00:14:04,277
- IT'S NOT THE SIZE
THAT MATTERS.
300
00:14:04,311 --> 00:14:05,478
- HAVE I TAUGHT YOU
NOTHING?
301
00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:07,347
- IT'S THE VISION.
302
00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:09,883
IF YOU CAN WIN THIS ACCOUNT,
THEN YOU'LL BE BACK ON TOP.
303
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,952
- [laughs]
304
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:17,290
FOR ONCE,
I'LL STICK TO THE BOTTOM.
305
00:14:17,324 --> 00:14:20,127
- YOU HAVE TO THROW OFF
YOUR CIVILIAN DRAG
306
00:14:20,160 --> 00:14:24,564
AND BECOME TRUE FAIRIES,
OR ELSE THE MAGIC DOESN'T WORK.
307
00:14:24,597 --> 00:14:27,400
YOU'D LOOK ENCHANTING
IN THIS.
308
00:14:27,434 --> 00:14:29,169
- STRAPLESS MAKES ME
LOOK FAT.
309
00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:31,104
- WELL, THEN USE
YOUR OWN DIVINE POWERS
310
00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,106
AND COME UP WITH SOMETHING
FABULOUS.
311
00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:35,008
- FROM THESE SCHMATTAS?
312
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:36,643
- EVERY FAIRY
HAS A GOD-GIVEN GIFT
313
00:14:36,676 --> 00:14:39,980
TO TAKE WHAT'S UGLY AND MAKE IT
INTO SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL.
314
00:14:40,013 --> 00:14:41,548
[chimes ring]
315
00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,251
YOU'LL SOON DISCOVER
THAT YOU CAN DO THAT TOO.
316
00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:47,420
NOW, I REALLY MUST FLY.
I'M LATE FOR AN EAR-CANDLING.
317
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,456
IF YOU CARE TO JOIN ME,
IT'S DOWN BY THE BOG.
318
00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,024
- WHERE'S THE BOG?
319
00:14:51,058 --> 00:14:54,027
- MAKE A LEFT AT THE YURT.
320
00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,664
- WHEN I AGREED
TO COME HERE WITH YOU,
321
00:14:57,697 --> 00:15:00,533
I DIDN'T AGREE
TO LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER.
322
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:03,003
- WELL, MAYBE
PERIWINKLE'S RIGHT.
323
00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,672
IF WE PUT SOMETHING ON,
WE'LL...
324
00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,941
FEEL THE MAGIC.
325
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:13,013
I LOOK LIKE VIRGINIA MAYO
IN SOUTH SEA WOMAN.
326
00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,615
YOU KNOW, LET'S JUST FORFEIT
OUR REGISTRATION FEE
327
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:17,050
AND GO HOME.
328
00:15:17,084 --> 00:15:19,286
- NOW YOU TELL ME?
329
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:21,154
I LOOK COMPLETELY
AND UTTERLY--
330
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:22,489
- HOT!
331
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:27,060
TOTALLY HOT.
332
00:15:27,094 --> 00:15:31,298
- IT'S JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING
I PICKED OFF THE RACK.
333
00:15:31,331 --> 00:15:33,433
- I'M PISTON.
- I'M WOLFEN.
334
00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,169
- I'M...
335
00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,338
DUMPLING.
336
00:15:38,371 --> 00:15:41,574
- HELLO, DUMPLING.
337
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:43,510
- SEE YA LATER, DUMPLING.
338
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:47,314
- "DUMPLING"?
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
339
00:15:47,347 --> 00:15:49,749
- IT SUDDENLY CAME TO ME.
340
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,185
- YOO-HOO!
WANNA PLAY?
341
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:55,122
- COME ON.
- COME AND PLAY, COME ON.
342
00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,190
- THAT MUST BE
THE NAKED VOLLEYBALL GAME.
343
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:59,592
- YOUR POWERS OF OBSERVATION
ARE REMARKABLE.
344
00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:01,194
- OKAY, LET'S GO.
345
00:16:01,228 --> 00:16:07,100
[laughter and chatter]
346
00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:10,403
- LET'S CHECK IT OUT.
347
00:16:10,437 --> 00:16:12,772
- YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS.
- WELL--EH, COME ON.
348
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:14,607
IT MIGHT BE FUN.
349
00:16:14,641 --> 00:16:19,346
- YOU GO AHEAD, I'LL STAY HERE
AND SHAKE MY POM-POMS.
350
00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:24,751
[chatter]
351
00:16:24,784 --> 00:16:27,020
- AND WE'RE THANKFUL THAT YOU
CAME OUT TO SEE US TONIGHT.
352
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:29,222
NOW, AS YOU KNOW,
THE POLICE ARE STILL WORKING
353
00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:32,125
TO APPREHEND THE THREE MEN
WHO ATTACKED DARREN EALY.
354
00:16:32,159 --> 00:16:34,494
- IN THE MEANTIME, WE'VE MET
WITH A LIAISON OFFICER
355
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:36,363
WHO'S ASKED US
TO KEEP A LOOKOUT
356
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:38,365
FOR ANYONE MATCHING
THEIR DESCRIPTIONS,
357
00:16:38,398 --> 00:16:40,100
AND TO TAKE EXTRA PRECAUTIONS
358
00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:42,435
WHEN WE'RE OUT ON THE STREET,
ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT.
359
00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,404
- KEEPING THAT IN MIND,
WE'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR
360
00:16:44,437 --> 00:16:47,140
TO YOUR SUGGESTIONS
ON HOW TO MAKE LIBERTY AVENUE
361
00:16:47,174 --> 00:16:49,809
A SAFER ENVIRONMENT
FOR ALL OF US.
362
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:51,778
YES?
363
00:16:51,811 --> 00:16:54,114
- I NEVER THOUGHT
I'D SAY THIS,
364
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:57,250
BUT THE FIRST THING WE NEED
IS MORE COPS ON THE STREET.
365
00:16:57,284 --> 00:16:59,052
- WE'VE ALREADY TALKED
TO THE NEW POLICE CHIEF.
366
00:16:59,086 --> 00:17:00,587
HE SAID HE'D DO HIS BEST.
- YEAH, SURE.
367
00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:02,422
WE'VE ALL HEARD THAT ONE
BEFORE.
368
00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:04,424
- THEN LET'S SEND A PETITION
TO THE MAYOR,
369
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:05,792
DEMANDING
SOMETHING BE DONE.
370
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:07,194
- WE ALSO NEED
SOME MORE LIGHTING,
371
00:17:07,227 --> 00:17:08,561
ESPECIALLY
ON THE SIDE STREETS.
372
00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,730
- GOOD IDEA.
WE'LL TAKE NOTE OF THAT.
373
00:17:10,763 --> 00:17:12,299
YES?
374
00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:13,333
- I THINK WE SHOULD
WEAR LITTLE WHISTLES
375
00:17:13,366 --> 00:17:14,534
AROUND OUR NECKS.
376
00:17:14,567 --> 00:17:15,602
THAT WAY,
IF SOMEONE ATTACKS US,
377
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:17,470
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS BLOW.
378
00:17:17,504 --> 00:17:19,606
- [whistles]
379
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808
[crowd murmurs]
380
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:25,145
LIKE THAT?
381
00:17:25,178 --> 00:17:27,547
- WOULD YOU LIKE
TO SAY SOMETHING?
382
00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:29,816
- WELL, WHO DO YOU THINK
WILL COME RUNNING?
383
00:17:29,849 --> 00:17:31,551
THEM?
[scoffs]
384
00:17:31,584 --> 00:17:33,553
THEY CAN'T EVEN
DEFEND THEMSELVES.
385
00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,588
THE COPS?
386
00:17:35,622 --> 00:17:37,690
IF A BUNCH OF HOMO-HATERS WANT
TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU,
387
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,826
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO STOP THEM
BY BLOWING A LITTLE WHISTLE.
388
00:17:39,859 --> 00:17:42,162
- THEN WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST?
389
00:17:42,195 --> 00:17:45,165
- WE PROTECT OURSELVES.
390
00:17:45,198 --> 00:17:46,433
PATROL THE STREETS.
391
00:17:46,466 --> 00:17:48,335
- YOU MEAN
A VIGILANTE GROUP?
392
00:17:48,368 --> 00:17:50,303
- YEAH, THE PINK POSSE.
393
00:17:50,337 --> 00:17:52,705
- ISN'T THAT TAKING THE LAW
INTO YOUR OWN HANDS?
394
00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:55,208
- WHICH LAW IS THAT?
395
00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,177
THE ONE THAT SAYS
YOU CAN'T GET MARRIED?
396
00:17:57,210 --> 00:17:59,312
THAT IF THEY FIND OUT
YOU'RE GAY,
397
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:00,780
THEY CAN FIRE YOUR ASS?
398
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,715
THAT YOU CAN'T ADOPT KIDS?
399
00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:05,852
HELL, THEY CAN EVEN
ARREST YOU FOR FUCKING.
400
00:18:05,885 --> 00:18:07,720
- THAT WAS CHANGED.
- RIGHT.
401
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,722
YOU CAN NOW COPULATE
IN TEXAS.
402
00:18:09,756 --> 00:18:12,859
WELL, YIPPIE-KI-YO-KI-AY!
403
00:18:12,892 --> 00:18:14,661
[crowd laughing and murmuring]
404
00:18:14,694 --> 00:18:16,463
- SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH.
- ALL RIGHT, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
405
00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:18,265
OKAY,
LET'S HAVE SOME ORDER.
406
00:18:18,298 --> 00:18:21,468
- YOU THINK ANYONE WOULD DARE
CALL A BLACK MAN A NIGGER?
407
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:24,371
AND TRY CALLING AN ISRAELI
A KIKE.
408
00:18:24,404 --> 00:18:27,507
MAN, THEY'D BLOW YOUR ASS
RIGHT OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH.
409
00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:28,741
[scattered chatter]
410
00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,511
BUT THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM
CALLING US FAGS.
411
00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:33,880
WHY?
412
00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:35,615
BECAUSE THEY CAN.
413
00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,217
[crowd murmuring]
414
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:38,785
BECAUSE THEY KNOW
WE'RE ALL SISSIES,
415
00:18:38,818 --> 00:18:42,889
THAT WE'RE TOO CHICKENSHIT
TO DO ANYTHING.
416
00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:47,627
SO GO ON, SIGN YOUR PETITIONS
AND WRITE YOUR LETTERS
417
00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:49,762
AND BLOW
YOUR LITTLE WHISTLES,
418
00:18:49,796 --> 00:18:54,267
BUT NOTHING'S GOING TO CHANGE
UNTIL YOU FIGHT BACK.
419
00:18:54,301 --> 00:18:58,238
UNTIL YOU LEARN TO SAY,
"DON'T FUCK WITH ME!"
420
00:18:58,271 --> 00:19:04,211
[crowd murmuring]
421
00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:13,553
- HEY, DID YOU SEE THIS?
422
00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,522
THEY ACTUALLY CAUGHT
THE FUCKING BASHERS.
423
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,290
- MMM.
WOW, THAT'S FANTASTIC.
424
00:19:17,324 --> 00:19:18,458
- WOULDN'T IT BE WONDERFUL
IF, FOR ONCE,
425
00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:19,926
JUSTICE WERE ACTUALLY SERVED?
426
00:19:19,959 --> 00:19:21,294
- YEAH, WELL, I'D LOVE
TO SERVE IT TO THEM,
427
00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,929
RIGHT DOWN
THEIR FUCKING THROATS.
428
00:19:22,962 --> 00:19:24,797
- IT'S ALL THANKS
TO DARREN'S DESCRIPTION.
429
00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:26,266
- I BET HE MUST
FEEL RELIEVED.
430
00:19:26,299 --> 00:19:27,800
- MORE LIKE BLOODTHIRSTY.
431
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,336
- WELL, WE ALL KNOW
THERE'S NOTHING MORE TERRIFYING
432
00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:30,570
THAN A BLOODTHIRSTY
DRAG QUEEN.
433
00:19:30,603 --> 00:19:32,339
[laughs]
434
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,407
- HEY, DEB,
HOW ABOUT A CUP OF COFFEE?
435
00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:36,743
- SURE, HONEY,
HAVE A SEAT, I'LL BE--
436
00:19:36,776 --> 00:19:38,545
TEDDY.
HI, HONEY!
437
00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:40,213
all: TED!
438
00:19:40,247 --> 00:19:41,314
- WE MISSED YOU!
439
00:19:41,348 --> 00:19:43,216
- OH, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
440
00:19:43,250 --> 00:19:44,217
- I'M DOING GREAT.
441
00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:47,287
- AH, YOU LOOK GOOD.
442
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:49,622
- WELL, SO WHAT'S NEW?
443
00:19:49,656 --> 00:19:52,825
- I JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB.
444
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,995
- HOW DID IT GO?
445
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:58,431
- IT WAS PROBABLY
THE MOST SIGNIFICANT EXPERIENCE
446
00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,732
OF MY LIFE.
447
00:19:59,766 --> 00:20:01,301
YEAH, THE FIRST DAY
I WAS THERE,
448
00:20:01,334 --> 00:20:04,337
I WAS TOTALLY RESISTANT,
FURIOUS, ASHAMED,
449
00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,005
CERTAIN I DIDN'T
BELONG THERE.
450
00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:08,641
THE SECOND DAY,
I STARTED TO ACCEPT THEIR HELP,
451
00:20:08,675 --> 00:20:12,312
WENT TO GROUP
AND INDIVIDUAL SESSIONS.
452
00:20:12,345 --> 00:20:13,980
I BEGAN SHARING THE PAIN,
YOU KNOW.
453
00:20:14,013 --> 00:20:15,482
[bell dings]
- HEY, DEB!
454
00:20:15,515 --> 00:20:16,716
- THE THIRD DAY,
I THOUGHT THAT MAYBE I--
455
00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,585
- HONEY, SORRY,
I'D LOVE TO STAY
456
00:20:18,618 --> 00:20:20,019
FOR THE WHOLE SEVEN DAYS,
BUT I'VE GOT A GRILLED CHEESE
457
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,521
THAT'S ABOUT TO TURN TO CEMENT.
[laughs]
458
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,523
- OH, OKAY.
- WELCOME HOME.
459
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:24,991
- I'VE GOT TO GET BACK
TO THE GALLERY.
460
00:20:25,024 --> 00:20:26,859
- OKAY, BYE.
- I'D LOVE TO HEAR MORE,
461
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:27,927
BUT GUS IS WAITING
AT DAYCARE.
462
00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:30,897
- OKAY.
BYE.
463
00:20:34,801 --> 00:20:36,869
DON'T YOU HAVE
SOMEWHERE TO BE?
464
00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:40,640
- THANKS FOR REMINDING ME.
WELCOME BACK.
465
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:47,246
- WELL I, FOR ONE, THINK YOU'RE
TO BE COMMENDED, THEODORE.
466
00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,883
- WELL, THANK YOU, BRIAN.
467
00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,019
- WHAT YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED
IS AN AMAZING ACHIEVEMENT.
468
00:20:53,052 --> 00:20:54,654
- OH, I WOULDN'T GO
SO FAR AS--
469
00:20:54,687 --> 00:20:57,657
- TO SINK SO LOW.
470
00:20:57,690 --> 00:21:00,893
TO HIT BOTTOM
WITH SUCH A RESOUNDING THUD.
471
00:21:00,927 --> 00:21:02,662
- YOU KNOW, YOU SHOULD BE
A GUEST MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER
472
00:21:02,695 --> 00:21:03,696
IN REHAB.
473
00:21:03,730 --> 00:21:04,764
- OF COURSE, THE GOOD NEWS IS,
474
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:06,065
ONCE YOU'VE HIT THE BOTTOM,
475
00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,900
YOU CAN'T GO ANY LOWER,
SO THAT MEANS
476
00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,338
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO GO,
AND THAT WAY IS...
477
00:21:13,840 --> 00:21:16,543
SOUNDS LIKE...
478
00:21:16,576 --> 00:21:18,978
- UP?
- [sips coffee]
479
00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:34,527
- WE CAN DO A CROSS-POLLINATION
CAMPAIGN WITH TORSO.
480
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,995
- [grunts]
- A NEW MEMBERSHIP HERE
481
00:21:36,028 --> 00:21:37,697
GETS YOU 10% OFF THERE.
482
00:21:37,730 --> 00:21:41,734
200 BUCKS OF CLUB WEAR THERE
GETS YOU 10% OFF HERE.
483
00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,537
- SOUNDS LIKE
AN INTERESTING IDEA.
484
00:21:44,571 --> 00:21:46,639
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
485
00:21:47,707 --> 00:21:50,076
- HELLO.
486
00:21:50,109 --> 00:21:52,745
- IT'S BATMAN
AND THE NEW ROBIN.
487
00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,747
- BETTER NOT TELL
THE OLD ROBIN THAT.
488
00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:56,949
JUST GOT HUNTER
A MEMBERSHIP.
489
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,951
- YEAH, YOU WANT TO HOOK UP
IN THE STEAM ROOM?
490
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,888
- YEAH, HE SHOULD FIT IN
HERE JUST FINE.
491
00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,823
- WE DID NOT COME HERE
SO YOU COULD HIT ON THE GUYS.
492
00:22:03,856 --> 00:22:05,091
THAT INCLUDES BRIAN.
493
00:22:05,124 --> 00:22:06,359
WE CAME SO YOU
COULD STAY HEALTHY.
494
00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:07,960
- TOO LATE FOR THAT.
495
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,430
- NO, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE
TO GET IN SHAPE.
496
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,600
- YEAH, YOU WANT TO DEVELOP THAT
SIX-PACK BEFORE YOU DRINK IT.
497
00:22:13,633 --> 00:22:15,435
I COULD USE THAT
FOR THE AD.
498
00:22:15,468 --> 00:22:17,570
- WHY WORK OUT WHEN I CAN
TAKE SOME MEDS AND KA-POW!
499
00:22:17,604 --> 00:22:19,606
SO LONG, VIRUS.
- BECAUSE IT'S BETTER
500
00:22:19,639 --> 00:22:21,774
TO BUILD YOUR IMMUNE SYSTEM
NATURALLY.
501
00:22:21,808 --> 00:22:23,610
- GUY LOOKS PRETTY HEALTHY
TO ME.
502
00:22:23,643 --> 00:22:24,877
- THAT'S NOT WHAT HIV
LOOKS LIKE,
503
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:26,513
AND THE MEDS
DON'T FIX ANYTHING.
504
00:22:26,546 --> 00:22:27,847
THEY BUY YOU TIME
IF THEY WORK,
505
00:22:27,880 --> 00:22:29,382
AND THEN THERE ARE
DOZENS OF SIDE-EFFECTS:
506
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:32,585
SKIN RASHES, LIVER FAILURE,
CARDIAC ARREST.
507
00:22:32,619 --> 00:22:35,488
- A LITTLE EARLY TO BE FREAKING
THE KID OUT, DON'T YOU THINK?
508
00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:36,989
- I JUST DON'T WANT HIM
BELIEVING SOME MISLEADING AD
509
00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:38,525
THAT MAKES IT SEEM LIKE
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
510
00:22:38,558 --> 00:22:41,027
IS POP SOME PILL
AND YOU'RE AS GOOD AS NEW.
511
00:22:41,060 --> 00:22:42,462
ANYBODY WHO'S EVER
TAKEN ONE KNOWS
512
00:22:42,495 --> 00:22:45,398
WHAT A CROCK OF SHIT
THAT IS.
513
00:22:59,679 --> 00:23:04,651
[laughter]
514
00:23:08,788 --> 00:23:13,392
[groaning and laughter]
515
00:23:21,534 --> 00:23:24,904
- MUSHROOM?
516
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:28,441
- SURE, WHY NOT?
517
00:23:28,475 --> 00:23:32,912
- * YOU SET FOOT IN THE FOREST
518
00:23:32,945 --> 00:23:37,183
* BUT YOUR MIND'S SET
IN CONCRETE *
519
00:23:37,216 --> 00:23:41,688
* STILL YOU TRY
TO GET BACK TO NATURE *
520
00:23:41,721 --> 00:23:45,925
* BUT YOU'RE LONGING
FOR THE STREETS *
521
00:23:45,958 --> 00:23:51,197
* OF NEW YORK CITY,
OH, THE CITY *
522
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:55,001
* TO MAKE YOU FEEL COMPLETE
523
00:23:55,034 --> 00:24:00,006
* LIKE A REFINED YOUNG MAN
524
00:24:00,039 --> 00:24:02,742
* IN THE JUNGLES
525
00:24:02,775 --> 00:24:04,977
*
526
00:24:05,011 --> 00:24:09,015
* YOU THINK
YOU WANT TO BE HERE *
527
00:24:09,048 --> 00:24:14,554
* IT LOOKED GOOD
IN THE MAGAZINE *
528
00:24:14,587 --> 00:24:18,758
* TO GET IN TOUCH
WITH YOUR PRIMAL SELF *
529
00:24:18,791 --> 00:24:22,962
* A GARDEN OF EDEN SCENE
530
00:24:22,995 --> 00:24:27,266
* LIKE A REFINED YOUNG MAN
531
00:24:27,299 --> 00:24:30,136
* IN THE JUNGLES
532
00:24:30,169 --> 00:24:32,872
*
533
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:40,647
* OOH, AHH
534
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:46,252
* OOH
535
00:24:46,285 --> 00:24:54,126
* OH, OH, OH
536
00:24:54,160 --> 00:25:02,134
* OOH
537
00:25:02,168 --> 00:25:05,638
- HEY, LOOKING FOR
THE NAKED TWISTER COMPETITION?
538
00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,608
- PROBABLY THE LAST THING
I'M LOOKING FOR.
539
00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:12,211
- THEN, UH, HOW ABOUT
GIVING ME A HAND, DARLING?
540
00:25:12,244 --> 00:25:14,280
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
541
00:25:14,313 --> 00:25:16,816
- IMPORTANT WORK.
542
00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,887
- MOVING ROCKS?
543
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,690
- DEPENDS ON WHY
YOU'RE MOVING THEM.
544
00:25:23,723 --> 00:25:27,594
HERE, HELP ME
PLACE THEM IN A CIRCLE.
545
00:25:34,066 --> 00:25:37,169
YOU'RE A NEW FAIRY,
AREN'T YA?
546
00:25:37,203 --> 00:25:39,672
- AROUND HERE,
I SUPPOSE I AM.
547
00:25:39,706 --> 00:25:41,774
- WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
548
00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:43,109
- EMMETT.
549
00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:45,678
- NO, I DON'T MEAN
YOUR MUNDANE NAME.
550
00:25:45,712 --> 00:25:51,350
BACK THERE, I'M HARRY,
BUT HERE, I'M ARIEL.
551
00:25:51,383 --> 00:25:54,654
SO WHAT'S YOUR FAIRY NAME?
552
00:25:54,687 --> 00:25:56,222
- I HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF ONE.
553
00:25:56,255 --> 00:25:58,825
- WHAT'S STOPPING YOU?
554
00:25:58,858 --> 00:26:00,326
- I DON'T KNOW.
555
00:26:00,359 --> 00:26:02,361
- I DO.
- [grunts]
556
00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:05,097
- YOU DON'T BELIEVE
IN FAIRIES.
557
00:26:05,131 --> 00:26:08,334
YOU THINK THIS
IS ALL NONSENSE, DON'T YA?
558
00:26:08,367 --> 00:26:12,739
- NO!
I DON'T, REALLY.
559
00:26:12,772 --> 00:26:15,708
YEAH, I DO.
- [laughs]
560
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:18,344
WELL, MAYBE WHEN YOU STOP
THINKING THAT WAY,
561
00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:20,112
YOUR FAIRY NAME
WILL COME TO YOU.
562
00:26:20,146 --> 00:26:22,682
- [grunts]
563
00:26:22,715 --> 00:26:27,720
- BUT SOMEHOW,
I DOUBT IT.
564
00:26:27,754 --> 00:26:31,223
YOU SEE, DARLING,
I CAN ALWAYS TELL.
565
00:26:31,257 --> 00:26:35,094
YOU'RE NOT ONE OF US,
A PROUD FAIRY.
566
00:26:35,127 --> 00:26:37,764
- I HAPPEN TO BE
A VERY PROUD FAIRY.
567
00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:42,835
ASK ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME.
MY FLAME BURNS BRIGHT.
568
00:26:42,869 --> 00:26:46,238
- WELL, RIGHT NOW,
IT COULDN'T TOAST A MARSHMALLOW.
569
00:26:46,272 --> 00:26:49,175
- [grunts]
IT MAY BE A LITTLE LOW.
570
00:26:49,208 --> 00:26:53,780
- BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN HURT...
BY SOMEONE YOU LOVED.
571
00:26:53,813 --> 00:26:58,785
NOW ALL YOU CAN FEEL
IS ANGER AND PAIN.
572
00:26:58,818 --> 00:27:00,753
- HOW DO YOU KNOW?
573
00:27:00,787 --> 00:27:04,323
- YOU WEAR IT, DARLING.
LIKE THAT OUTFIT...
574
00:27:04,356 --> 00:27:05,992
- [grunts]
575
00:27:06,025 --> 00:27:09,929
- WHICH, BY THE WAY,
ISN'T VERY FLATTERING.
576
00:27:09,962 --> 00:27:11,263
- THANKS.
577
00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,199
- HEY, GIVE ME THAT.
578
00:27:17,036 --> 00:27:19,872
- PRETTY STRONG FOR A--
- AN OLD FAIRY?
579
00:27:19,906 --> 00:27:21,407
IT'S CALLED FAIRY POWER.
580
00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:26,278
IT'S WHAT GIVES US
OUR WILL TO SURVIVE.
581
00:27:26,312 --> 00:27:29,916
BUT SOMETIMES,
WE FORGET WE HAVE IT.
582
00:27:32,218 --> 00:27:35,054
THAT'S WHY THE GATHERING
WAS STARTED,
583
00:27:35,087 --> 00:27:39,158
TO HELP US REMEMBER,
TO CELEBRATE.
584
00:27:39,191 --> 00:27:44,030
- THAT'S WHY I CAME,
TO RENEW MY SPIRIT, YOU KNOW?
585
00:27:44,063 --> 00:27:46,032
BUT IT ISN'T WORKING.
586
00:27:46,065 --> 00:27:51,303
- 'CAUSE WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR
ISN'T HERE.
587
00:27:51,337 --> 00:27:52,705
- THEN WHERE IS IT?
588
00:27:52,739 --> 00:27:58,210
- THERE,
THE CIRCLE IS COMPLETE.
589
00:28:10,089 --> 00:28:15,995
[keyboard clacks]
590
00:28:20,867 --> 00:28:23,202
[ding]
591
00:28:23,235 --> 00:28:25,137
- OHH!
- YOU WANT A SNORT?
592
00:28:25,171 --> 00:28:27,974
YOU WANT TO BE BEAUTIFUL?
593
00:28:28,007 --> 00:28:32,011
YOU WERE HOT.
HOT, HOT, DARLING.
594
00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,876
[knocking at the door]
595
00:29:10,149 --> 00:29:11,517
- HI.
- HEY.
596
00:29:11,550 --> 00:29:12,852
- CAN WE COME IN?
597
00:29:12,885 --> 00:29:15,554
- UH, YEAH.
YEAH, SURE.
598
00:29:15,587 --> 00:29:19,025
- LISTEN, WE DIDN'T MEAN TO RUN
OUT OF THE DINER LIKE THAT.
599
00:29:19,058 --> 00:29:20,326
- WE WERE JUST IN A HURRY.
- YEAH.
600
00:29:20,359 --> 00:29:22,261
- THAT'S OKAY.
I-I UNDERSTAND.
601
00:29:22,294 --> 00:29:24,396
- SO YOU ALL RIGHT?
602
00:29:24,430 --> 00:29:26,398
- YEAH, FINE, FINE.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
603
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:27,900
- WE BROUGHT DROOPY BACK,
604
00:29:27,934 --> 00:29:29,001
THOUGH, YOU MIGHT
HAVE TO RENAME HIM.
605
00:29:29,035 --> 00:29:30,269
HE'S NOT DROOPING
ANYMORE.
606
00:29:30,302 --> 00:29:32,138
AND LOOK,
HE'S EVEN GOT A NEW BUD.
607
00:29:32,171 --> 00:29:35,341
- JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TLC.
- THAT'S "TENDER LESBIAN CARE."
608
00:29:35,374 --> 00:29:37,043
- AND YOUR MAIL.
609
00:29:37,076 --> 00:29:38,544
- WE ALSO BROUGHT YOU
A FEW THINGS YOU MIGHT NEED.
610
00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:43,249
- MILK, COFFEE, EGGS.
611
00:29:48,054 --> 00:29:50,056
- I WAS, UH...
612
00:29:50,089 --> 00:29:53,325
I WAS JUST GETTING RID
OF MY TRIGGERS.
613
00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:56,162
ANYTHING THAT
REMINDS YOU OF WHAT
614
00:29:56,195 --> 00:29:59,231
YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE REMINDED OF.
615
00:29:59,265 --> 00:30:03,435
IN MY CASE--
616
00:30:03,469 --> 00:30:05,104
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
I SHOULD
617
00:30:05,137 --> 00:30:09,976
MOVE TO A DESERT ISLAND
AND START FROM SCRATCH.
618
00:30:10,009 --> 00:30:14,013
ANYWAY, IT'S THE FIRST THING
THEY TELL YOU TO DO.
619
00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:19,051
LOOK, I-I-I DON'T WANT YOU
TO THINK I WAS--
620
00:30:19,085 --> 00:30:20,319
BECAUSE I WASN'T.
621
00:30:20,352 --> 00:30:21,487
- NO, NO, OF COURSE NOT.
- OH, NO.
622
00:30:21,520 --> 00:30:24,490
NO ONE SAID YOU WERE.
623
00:30:28,627 --> 00:30:30,262
- CRUNCHY GRANOLA.
624
00:30:30,296 --> 00:30:32,064
WHAT, YOU GIRLS
TRYING TO CONVERT ME?
625
00:30:32,098 --> 00:30:33,933
- [chuckles]
626
00:30:33,966 --> 00:30:36,268
[speaking quietly to each other]
627
00:30:36,302 --> 00:30:38,270
- WOULD YOU LIKE TO COME OVER
FOR DINNER TONIGHT?
628
00:30:38,304 --> 00:30:40,072
- YOU CAN PICK UP
YOUR MAGAZINES.
629
00:30:40,106 --> 00:30:42,141
- YOU GOT A TON OF 'EM.
630
00:30:42,174 --> 00:30:45,411
- WHAT IS ENDOVIR?
631
00:30:45,444 --> 00:30:48,480
IS IT A DRUG?
A PILL?
632
00:30:48,514 --> 00:30:52,284
THE LATEST MIRACLE
OF MEDICAL TECHNOLOGY?
633
00:30:52,318 --> 00:30:55,888
OF COURSE, IT'S ALL
OF THESE THINGS, AND MORE.
634
00:30:55,922 --> 00:31:00,559
IT IS THE PROMISE OF HEALTH,
OF A FUTURE BRIGHT WITH HOPE,
635
00:31:00,592 --> 00:31:05,297
OF DREAMS FULFILLED,
OF BEING...
636
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,133
"BACK ON TOP."
637
00:31:07,166 --> 00:31:09,101
AND SO WE'VE DESIGNED
A CAMPAIGN
638
00:31:09,135 --> 00:31:13,139
TO ACCENTUATE THE POSITIVE
ASPECTS OF BEING POSITIVE.
639
00:31:13,172 --> 00:31:17,509
A CAMPAIGN
BASED ON ONE SIMPLE WORD,
640
00:31:17,543 --> 00:31:19,311
AND THAT WORD IS--
641
00:31:19,345 --> 00:31:21,513
- BULLSHIT?
642
00:31:21,547 --> 00:31:24,183
- I WAS GONNA SAY
"OPTIMISM."
643
00:31:24,216 --> 00:31:28,054
- MELON BALL, ANYONE?
- [chuckles]
644
00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:30,122
HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS MEETING?
645
00:31:30,156 --> 00:31:33,559
- I'M THE ONE WHO SET IT UP,
BEFORE I LEFT.
646
00:31:33,592 --> 00:31:35,327
- AH.
647
00:31:35,361 --> 00:31:38,164
- I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE,
DOWNPLAYED THE DISEASE,
648
00:31:38,197 --> 00:31:40,132
EMPHASIZED QUALITY OF LIFE.
649
00:31:40,166 --> 00:31:42,401
- I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY
AS TO HAVE HIV,
650
00:31:42,434 --> 00:31:44,670
THEN I TOO COULD
GO PLAY VOLLEYBALL
651
00:31:44,703 --> 00:31:47,173
WITH MY SHIRTLESS,
HUNKY BUDS.
652
00:31:47,206 --> 00:31:49,141
- [laughs]
653
00:31:49,175 --> 00:31:50,409
IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR ASS
OUT OF HERE,
654
00:31:50,442 --> 00:31:53,145
I'M CALLING SECURITY.
655
00:31:53,179 --> 00:31:56,148
- REGRETFULLY, MR. REMSON,
I MUST BE GOING,
656
00:31:56,182 --> 00:31:59,685
BUT BEFORE I LEAVE, I'D LIKE,
WITH YOUR PERMISSION,
657
00:31:59,718 --> 00:32:02,221
TO SHOW YOU A NEW CAMPAIGN
I'VE DESIGNED
658
00:32:02,254 --> 00:32:05,457
BASED ON ONE SIMPLE WORD,
659
00:32:05,491 --> 00:32:09,161
AND THAT WORD
IS "HONESTY."
660
00:32:09,195 --> 00:32:12,698
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...
661
00:32:12,731 --> 00:32:16,168
THE REAL FACE OF HIV.
662
00:32:16,202 --> 00:32:21,173
"SOME DAYS I FEEL LIKE HELL,
BUT AT LEAST I'M STILL ALIVE."
663
00:32:21,207 --> 00:32:23,742
"I DON'T WANT TO CLIMB
A MOUNTAIN,
664
00:32:23,775 --> 00:32:27,213
I JUST WANT TO LIVE
ANOTHER DAY."
665
00:32:27,246 --> 00:32:30,983
"SURE, THERE ARE SIDE EFFECTS,
BUT NOTHING I CAN'T HANDLE."
666
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,318
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
667
00:32:32,351 --> 00:32:34,086
- IT'S STRONG MEDICINE,
I'LL ADMIT THAT.
668
00:32:34,120 --> 00:32:35,454
- WE SPENT SIX YEARS
669
00:32:35,487 --> 00:32:37,656
AND 50 MILLION
DEVELOPING THIS DRUG.
670
00:32:37,689 --> 00:32:41,093
I PERSONALLY WORKED MY ASS OFF
GETTING IT THROUGH THE FDA.
671
00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,662
AND YOU THINK I'M GOING TO THROW
IT AWAY ON SOME AD CAMPAIGN
672
00:32:43,695 --> 00:32:45,497
THAT TELLS PEOPLE
THEY'RE GOING TO FEEL LIKE HELL?
673
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:47,599
- THEY ALREADY KNOW THAT,
674
00:32:47,633 --> 00:32:49,368
AND THEY'RE WILLING
TO ACCEPT IT,
675
00:32:49,401 --> 00:32:53,772
PROVIDED YOUR DRUG CAN BUY THEM
ANOTHER YEAR, ANOTHER MONTH.
676
00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:58,344
THAT'S ALL THEY'RE HOPING FOR.
THAT'S ALL THEY WANT.
677
00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,346
AND THAT'S ALL
YOU CAN HONESTLY OFFER.
678
00:33:00,379 --> 00:33:03,649
- OUR JOB
IS TO MAKE YOUR PRODUCT
679
00:33:03,682 --> 00:33:06,785
AS ATTRACTIVE AS POSSIBLE
TO THE CONSUMER,
680
00:33:06,818 --> 00:33:08,420
AND THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT WE DID.
681
00:33:08,454 --> 00:33:12,291
- UH, YOU MEAN, WHAT I DID.
682
00:33:12,324 --> 00:33:15,161
THIS...WAS MY IDEA,
683
00:33:15,194 --> 00:33:18,530
AND LET ME BE THE FIRST
TO SAY IT STINKS.
684
00:33:21,400 --> 00:33:24,170
HAVING HIV MAY NOT BE
A RIDE IN THE PARK,
685
00:33:24,203 --> 00:33:28,374
BUT WITH ENDOVIR,
IT'S NOT A DEATH SENTENCE.
686
00:33:28,407 --> 00:33:32,344
SO WHY NOT JUST SAY THAT?
687
00:33:35,214 --> 00:33:37,649
- "SUSPECTS MATCHING
THE DESCRIPTION OF THE THREE MEN
688
00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:41,120
"WHO ATTACKED A YOUNG, GAY MAN
WERE APPREHENDED LAST NIGHT
689
00:33:41,153 --> 00:33:43,255
"IN THE VICINITY
OF LIBERTY AVENUE.
690
00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:46,558
CHARGES WILL BE FILED
PENDING AN INVESTIGATION."
691
00:33:46,592 --> 00:33:48,160
UH, ISN'T THAT GREAT?
692
00:33:48,194 --> 00:33:50,196
THEY FINALLY CAUGHT
THE MOTHERFUCKERS.
693
00:33:50,229 --> 00:33:53,132
NOW, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
IS FINGER THEM,
694
00:33:53,165 --> 00:33:54,700
METAPHORICALLY SPEAKING,
OF COURSE,
695
00:33:54,733 --> 00:33:58,670
AND THEY CAN ROT BEHIND BARS
FOR 20 YEARS.
696
00:33:58,704 --> 00:34:00,606
OR BETTER YET,
GET GANG-RAPED NIGHTLY
697
00:34:00,639 --> 00:34:02,274
BY PRISONERS WITH AIDS.
698
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:04,843
- I'M THINKING MAYBE
SHANDA SHOULD GO BLONDE
699
00:34:04,876 --> 00:34:07,213
FOR HER COMEBACK.
700
00:34:09,515 --> 00:34:12,484
- DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?
- OF COURSE I HEARD YOU.
701
00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:15,487
"GANG-RAPED NIGHTLY
BY PRISONERS WITH AIDS."
702
00:34:15,521 --> 00:34:18,290
WHERE DO YOU COME UP
WITH SUCH GRUESOME THOUGHTS?
703
00:34:18,324 --> 00:34:19,558
[grunts]
704
00:34:19,591 --> 00:34:23,495
- SO WHEN'S THE LINE-UP?
705
00:34:23,529 --> 00:34:25,697
- IF YOU'RE REFERRING
TO WHAT GOES ON IN THE BACK ROOM
706
00:34:25,731 --> 00:34:27,866
OF A CERTAIN CLUB,
707
00:34:27,899 --> 00:34:31,370
I DON'T ENGAGE
IN SUCH ACTIVITY.
708
00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:34,306
- I'M REFERRING
TO THE POLICE LINE-UP.
709
00:34:34,340 --> 00:34:37,276
WHEN ARE YOU
GOING TO IDENTIFY THEM?
710
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:44,383
- I'M NOT.
711
00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:46,318
I DON'T REALLY HAVE
A VERY CLEAR MEMORY
712
00:34:46,352 --> 00:34:47,719
OF WHAT THEY LOOKED LIKE.
713
00:34:47,753 --> 00:34:48,887
- BUT YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO DESCRIBED THEM.
714
00:34:48,920 --> 00:34:50,589
- GUESS I'VE FORGOTTEN.
715
00:34:50,622 --> 00:34:52,324
- WELL, MAYBE SEEING THEM AGAIN
WILL JOG YOUR MEMORY.
716
00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:53,792
- LOOK, I ALREADY
TOLD THE POLICE,
717
00:34:53,825 --> 00:34:55,394
"SORRY, WISH I COULD HELP,
BUT I REALLY CAN'T.
718
00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,396
THANKS FOR ASKING."
719
00:34:57,429 --> 00:34:59,198
- IF YOU DON'T POINT THEM OUT,
THEY'RE JUST GOING TO WALK.
720
00:34:59,231 --> 00:35:01,267
- I REALLY DON'T WANT
TO DISCUSS THIS ANY FURTHER!
721
00:35:01,300 --> 00:35:02,668
NOW, WHAT'S FOR LUNCH?
722
00:35:02,701 --> 00:35:05,737
- CHICKEN.
723
00:35:05,771 --> 00:35:08,274
- [scoffs]
724
00:35:08,307 --> 00:35:12,911
- DARREN, WHY DID YOU
CHANGE YOUR MIND?
725
00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,414
- I-I GUESS I HAD TIME
TO THINK,
726
00:35:15,447 --> 00:35:20,486
AND I DECIDED COWARDICE
IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR.
727
00:35:20,519 --> 00:35:22,488
- [sighs]
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
728
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:26,358
- HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
SAY I IDENTIFY THEM.
729
00:35:26,392 --> 00:35:31,430
SAY THEY GO TO TRIAL.
SAY THEY GET OFF.
730
00:35:31,463 --> 00:35:32,898
SAY THEY COME
LOOKING FOR ME.
731
00:35:32,931 --> 00:35:34,766
- SAY THEY'RE BACK
ON THE STREET TOMORROW
732
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,502
BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
- [scoffs]
733
00:35:36,535 --> 00:35:38,437
- SAY THEY ATTACK SOMEONE ELSE.
- LOOK, YOU'RE THE ONE
734
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,506
WHO TOLD ME
TO PUT ALL THIS BEHIND ME,
735
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:44,410
TO GET ON WITH MY LIFE,
HUH?
736
00:35:44,443 --> 00:35:48,280
YES,
I DO THINK BLONDE.
737
00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,316
- MAYBE I WAS WRONG.
- [scoffs]
738
00:35:50,349 --> 00:35:52,818
- MAYBE IT'S TIME THAT WE
STOOD UP FOR OURSELVES,
739
00:35:52,851 --> 00:35:54,253
FOUGHT BACK.
740
00:35:54,286 --> 00:35:55,854
- AND WHEN YOUR ATTACKER
BASHED YOU
741
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,556
AND LEFT YOU FOR DEAD,
742
00:35:57,589 --> 00:35:59,325
AND THEN THEY GOT OFF
PRACTICALLY SCOT-FREE,
743
00:35:59,358 --> 00:36:02,394
WHAT EXACTLY DID YOU DO?
744
00:36:08,300 --> 00:36:09,868
- I KNOW I SAID
I'D ONLY CALL YOU
745
00:36:09,901 --> 00:36:11,537
IF I WAS ON A LEDGE
WITH A ROPE AROUND MY NECK,
746
00:36:11,570 --> 00:36:13,739
BUT I FIGURED A CURB AND A SCARF
WOULD SUFFICE.
747
00:36:13,772 --> 00:36:17,543
- IT'S NO PROBLEM, I TOLD YOU
YOU COULD CALL ME ANYTIME.
748
00:36:17,576 --> 00:36:18,944
MORE COFFEE?
749
00:36:18,977 --> 00:36:20,679
- [chuckles]
NO.
750
00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:24,550
IF I WAS ANY MORE WIRED,
I'D LIGHT UP TIMES SQUARE.
751
00:36:24,583 --> 00:36:26,352
- BE PATIENT.
752
00:36:26,385 --> 00:36:29,421
YOU'VE ONLY BEEN
BACK IN YOUR LIFE FOR ONE DAY.
753
00:36:29,455 --> 00:36:31,690
- AND ALREADY I'M A WRECK.
754
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:34,226
AH, GOD.
I EVEN HAVE SWEATY PALMS.
755
00:36:34,260 --> 00:36:36,428
FUCK.
756
00:36:36,462 --> 00:36:39,631
ROD LONGBOTTOM WAS A GUY I DATED
ONCE FOR ABOUT FIVE MINUTES.
757
00:36:39,665 --> 00:36:42,368
LIVED UP TO BOTH HIS NAMES.
GORGEOUS, AMAZING.
758
00:36:42,401 --> 00:36:43,969
I DUMPED HIM.
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY?
759
00:36:44,002 --> 00:36:45,837
SWEATY PALMS.
760
00:36:45,871 --> 00:36:48,307
- REMEMBER,
AS WE DISCUSSED IN GROUP,
761
00:36:48,340 --> 00:36:50,709
IT TAKES SOME GETTING USED TO,
NOT JUST FOR YOU,
762
00:36:50,742 --> 00:36:53,312
BUT FOR EVERYONE
AROUND YOU.
763
00:36:53,345 --> 00:36:55,647
- I MAKE MY FRIENDS NERVOUS.
764
00:36:55,681 --> 00:36:58,517
THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.
THEY SEE ME, THEY WANT TO FLEE.
765
00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:02,621
THEY DON'T TRUST ME.
THEY THINK I'M STILL USING.
766
00:37:02,654 --> 00:37:05,391
- SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME.
767
00:37:05,424 --> 00:37:08,894
BUT EVENTUALLY THEY CAME AROUND
AND EVEN FORGAVE ME.
768
00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:11,730
EXCEPT ONE.
769
00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:15,534
- YOUR MOTHER?
YOUR FATHER?
770
00:37:15,567 --> 00:37:19,738
- FIRST GUY WHO EVER
BELIEVED IN ME.
771
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:22,474
I NEVER REALLY
MADE AMENDS TO HIM.
772
00:37:22,508 --> 00:37:25,444
- DID YOU TRY?
773
00:37:27,546 --> 00:37:29,648
- WE LOST TOUCH.
774
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:34,720
BUT RECENTLY,
WE'VE RECONNECTED.
775
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,331
MAYBE NOW
I'LL GET MY CHANCE.
776
00:37:46,832 --> 00:37:49,801
[dance music]
777
00:37:49,835 --> 00:37:57,543
*
778
00:37:58,844 --> 00:38:02,381
- * COME NOW
AND BE WITH ME *
779
00:38:02,414 --> 00:38:06,652
* COME NOW
AND LOOK AND SEE *
780
00:38:06,685 --> 00:38:10,456
* COME NOW
AND LOOK AT WHERE I AM *
781
00:38:10,489 --> 00:38:14,560
* COME NOW
IF YOU GIVE A DAMN *
782
00:38:14,593 --> 00:38:18,096
* COME NOW
AND BE WITH ME *
783
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:21,733
* COME NOW
AND LOOK AND SEE *
784
00:38:21,767 --> 00:38:25,604
* COME NOW
LOOK AT WHERE I AM *
785
00:38:25,637 --> 00:38:28,574
* COME NOW
IF YOU GIVE A DAMN *
786
00:38:28,607 --> 00:38:29,741
* COME ON
787
00:38:29,775 --> 00:38:32,411
*
788
00:38:32,444 --> 00:38:33,745
* COME ON
789
00:38:33,779 --> 00:38:36,014
*
790
00:38:36,047 --> 00:38:37,583
* COME ON
791
00:38:37,616 --> 00:38:39,618
*
792
00:38:39,651 --> 00:38:41,420
* COME ON
793
00:38:41,453 --> 00:38:43,855
- HMM, SINCE WHEN
DID OUR HEROES
794
00:38:43,889 --> 00:38:45,957
BECOME THE MERRY BUTCHERS
OF GAYOPOLIS?
795
00:38:45,991 --> 00:38:48,093
- SOMEONE HAS TO DO IT,
SINCE FAGS ARE TOO COWARDLY
796
00:38:48,126 --> 00:38:51,029
TO STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES.
797
00:38:53,465 --> 00:38:55,701
FUCK!
798
00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:58,036
[grunts]
- SOMEBODY'S PISSED OFF.
799
00:38:58,069 --> 00:39:00,706
- YEAH, YOU WOULD BE TOO
IF YOU GOT YOUR HEAD BASHED IN.
800
00:39:00,739 --> 00:39:04,376
- YEAH, I KNOW.
I WAS THERE.
801
00:39:07,413 --> 00:39:09,448
I THOUGHT YOU'D PUT THAT
BEHIND YOU AND MOVED ON.
802
00:39:09,481 --> 00:39:12,384
- I DON'T WANT TO TALK
ABOUT IT.
803
00:39:19,425 --> 00:39:21,927
DARREN REFUSED
TO IDENTIFY HIS ATTACKERS.
804
00:39:21,960 --> 00:39:23,995
THEY'RE GOING TO GET OFF.
805
00:39:24,029 --> 00:39:27,466
WHEN I TOLD HIM TO BE BRAVE,
STAND UP FOR HIMSELF,
806
00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:30,469
HE SAID TO ME,
"WHAT DID YOU DO?"
807
00:39:30,502 --> 00:39:32,538
I WAS A COWARD.
808
00:39:32,571 --> 00:39:36,875
I SHOULD'VE DONE SOMETHING
AND I DIDN'T.
809
00:39:36,908 --> 00:39:41,813
- [sighs]
WELL, YOU WANT TO GET EVEN?
810
00:39:41,847 --> 00:39:44,049
I'LL TELL YOU
HOW TO GET EVEN.
811
00:39:44,082 --> 00:39:46,151
BECOME THE BIGGEST FUCKING
SUCCESS YOU CAN POSSIBLY BE.
812
00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:49,655
- I ALREADY KNOW.
- WELL, THEN, IF YOU KNOW,
813
00:39:49,688 --> 00:39:51,557
TAKE THAT ANGER
AND PUT IT INTO YOUR WORK.
814
00:39:51,590 --> 00:39:53,792
USE IT.
815
00:39:53,825 --> 00:39:58,830
HAVE MORE MONEY, MORE POWER,
AND MORE SEX
816
00:39:58,864 --> 00:40:01,099
THAN ANY POOR HETERO SCHMUCK,
BECAUSE TRUST ME,
817
00:40:01,132 --> 00:40:02,634
NOTHING PISSES OFF
A STRAIGHT GUY
818
00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:05,671
MORE THAN A SUCCESSFUL FAG.
819
00:40:05,704 --> 00:40:07,573
- YOU KNOW GUERNICA?
820
00:40:07,606 --> 00:40:10,509
PEOPLE SAY IT'S THE MOST
POWERFUL ANTI-WAR STATEMENT
821
00:40:10,542 --> 00:40:11,977
EVER MADE.
822
00:40:12,010 --> 00:40:13,545
I SAY BULLSHIT.
823
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,549
IT HANGS IN A FUCKING MUSEUM,
COLLECTING DUST.
824
00:40:17,583 --> 00:40:20,118
AND THIS IS ALL BULLSHIT.
825
00:40:20,151 --> 00:40:23,689
IT DOESN'T DO
A MOTHERFUCKING THING.
826
00:40:32,564 --> 00:40:35,133
- [sighs]
FUCK CLOTHES.
827
00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:38,937
CHRIST, THEY STINK.
OH, GOD.
828
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,040
I WON'T BE NEEDING THESE.
829
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,717
OR THESE.
830
00:40:55,253 --> 00:40:58,156
OR THESE.
831
00:41:02,861 --> 00:41:04,963
- UH, WAIT.
832
00:41:04,996 --> 00:41:08,500
HOW'S, UH, GIUSEPPE VERDI
A TRIGGER?
833
00:41:08,534 --> 00:41:10,268
- HE WAS HERE WATCHING
THE WHOLE TIME.
834
00:41:10,301 --> 00:41:13,104
- UH, YEAH.
835
00:41:13,138 --> 00:41:17,242
HE WAS ALSO HERE...
836
00:41:17,275 --> 00:41:21,580
THE FIRST TIME YOU PLAYED
LA TRAVIATA FOR ME.
837
00:41:21,613 --> 00:41:24,783
I SAY WE GIVE HIM
A REPRIEVE.
838
00:41:25,884 --> 00:41:28,987
THAT IT?
839
00:41:29,020 --> 00:41:30,956
- ALMOST.
840
00:41:35,060 --> 00:41:37,128
- UH, YOU SURE YOU WANT
TO TRASH THAT?
841
00:41:37,162 --> 00:41:38,864
- NEVER GAVE ME ANYTHING
BUT TROUBLE.
842
00:41:38,897 --> 00:41:41,032
HOOK-UPS, PORN SITES,
843
00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:44,670
NOT TO MENTION ENDLESS EMAILS
TO INCREASE MY DICK SIZE.
844
00:41:44,703 --> 00:41:47,005
- I DON'T RECALL THAT BEING
ONE OF YOUR SHORTCOMINGS.
845
00:41:47,038 --> 00:41:49,507
[both laughing]
846
00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:04,189
- YOU KNOW, EVEN IF I
GOT RID OF EVERY TRIGGER,
847
00:42:04,222 --> 00:42:06,892
EVERY REMINDER...
848
00:42:06,925 --> 00:42:10,696
I'D STILL REMEMBER
WHAT I DID.
849
00:42:10,729 --> 00:42:15,033
GOD, HOW I HURT
THE PEOPLE THAT I LOVED.
850
00:42:15,066 --> 00:42:18,003
- YOU GOING TO BE
ALL RIGHT?
851
00:42:22,808 --> 00:42:26,177
- WELL, TELL YOU THE TRUTH,
AFTER REHAB,
852
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:28,814
WHERE THEY NEVER LEFT YOU ALONE,
I'M-I'M-I'M FEELING
853
00:42:28,847 --> 00:42:32,350
A LITTLE FREAKED,
BEING HERE BY MYSELF.
854
00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:35,120
- I, UH, COULD STAY WITH YOU,
IF YOU'D LIKE.
855
00:42:35,153 --> 00:42:37,656
- OH, NO.
I-I-I COULDN'T ASK--
856
00:42:37,689 --> 00:42:39,958
- IF IT'D MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER.
[chuckles]
857
00:42:39,991 --> 00:42:45,697
- UM...WELL, UH...
858
00:42:45,731 --> 00:42:47,198
WHERE DO WE--I MEAN--
859
00:42:47,232 --> 00:42:50,101
- I'D CRASH ON THE SOFA.
860
00:42:50,135 --> 00:42:53,939
- YEAH, THE SOFA.
RIGHT, UM...
861
00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:57,242
OF COURSE.
I'LL GET YOU SOME BLANKETS.
862
00:43:26,071 --> 00:43:27,405
SLEEP TIGHT.
863
00:43:27,438 --> 00:43:29,374
- YEAH, YOU TOO.
864
00:43:29,407 --> 00:43:34,312
AND, UH...
IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, UH--
865
00:43:52,430 --> 00:43:55,000
- I FEEL THE POWER.
866
00:43:55,033 --> 00:43:58,203
[coyote barking]
867
00:43:58,236 --> 00:44:01,807
- I FEEL THE POWER.
868
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:05,143
- I FEEL THE POWER TOO.
869
00:44:05,176 --> 00:44:07,746
- NOW, LET US STOKE
OUR FIRES
870
00:44:07,779 --> 00:44:10,181
AND RELEASE OUR BURDENS
INTO THE FLAMES.
871
00:44:10,215 --> 00:44:12,417
- HOLD IT!
872
00:44:12,450 --> 00:44:17,288
I'LL TAKE THAT, DUMPLING.
- HEY.
873
00:44:17,322 --> 00:44:21,359
- I FEEL THE POWER TOO.
874
00:44:21,392 --> 00:44:25,831
MY NAME IS, UH, "ON A CLEAR DAY,
YOU CAN SEE FOREVER."
875
00:44:25,864 --> 00:44:29,167
IT JUST SORT OF CAME TO ME,
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
876
00:44:29,200 --> 00:44:32,203
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME
"CLEAR DAY."
877
00:44:32,237 --> 00:44:34,172
[murmuring]
878
00:44:34,205 --> 00:44:36,174
- THIS IS A HEART CIRCLE,
CLEAR DAY.
879
00:44:36,207 --> 00:44:38,710
WE SHARE OUR FEELINGS HERE.
880
00:44:38,744 --> 00:44:40,445
IS THERE ANYTHING
YOU'D LIKE TO SHARE?
881
00:44:40,478 --> 00:44:43,849
- WELL...
882
00:44:43,882 --> 00:44:48,319
THE TRUTH IS, I DIDN'T REALLY
WANT TO COME HERE.
883
00:44:48,353 --> 00:44:51,957
BUT THEN, SOMEHOW,
884
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:54,926
SOMETHING MAGICAL HAPPENED.
885
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:58,864
[murmuring agreement]
- ALWAYS DOES.
886
00:44:58,897 --> 00:45:03,034
- I REALIZED THAT IF IT'S TRUE
THAT FAIRIES HAVE THE POWER
887
00:45:03,068 --> 00:45:06,071
TO CREATE BEAUTY
OUT OF UGLINESS
888
00:45:06,104 --> 00:45:09,407
AND JOY OUT OF PAIN,
889
00:45:09,440 --> 00:45:13,111
THEN THAT POWER
CAN ONLY COME FROM ONE PLACE.
890
00:45:13,144 --> 00:45:14,946
- MM-HMM.
891
00:45:14,980 --> 00:45:19,284
- WHICH I-I GUESS
I KNEW ALL ALONG.
892
00:45:24,122 --> 00:45:26,892
- THANK YOU.
893
00:45:26,925 --> 00:45:28,860
RISE, FAIRIES.
894
00:45:32,898 --> 00:45:35,533
WE THANK THE POWERS OF THE EARTH
AND THE HEAVENS
895
00:45:35,566 --> 00:45:38,503
FOR GIVING US
OUR SPECIAL GIFTS.
896
00:45:38,536 --> 00:45:40,872
WE CELEBRATE
OUR FAIRY FOREFATHERS
897
00:45:40,906 --> 00:45:43,975
AND THE GENERATIONS
OF FAIRIES TO FOLLOW,
898
00:45:44,009 --> 00:45:47,979
AND OUR FAIRY FOUNDER,
HARRY HAY.
899
00:45:48,013 --> 00:45:49,848
[all murmur]
900
00:45:49,881 --> 00:45:52,851
- WHERE IS HE, ANYWAY?
- HARRY HAY?
901
00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,987
- YEAH, I HELPED HIM
PUT THE ROCKS IN THE CIRCLE.
902
00:45:56,021 --> 00:46:01,159
- HONEY, HARRY PASSED AWAY
TWO YEARS AGO.
903
00:46:12,070 --> 00:46:13,872
- SO HOW DO YOU FEEL
ABOUT THESE ADS?
904
00:46:13,905 --> 00:46:15,440
- [sighs]
- [groans]
905
00:46:15,473 --> 00:46:17,275
- IF YOU SAW THEM
IN A NEWSPAPER OR A MAGAZINE
906
00:46:17,308 --> 00:46:19,044
OR ON A BILLBOARD,
907
00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:22,948
WOULD THEY MAKE YOU WANT TO ASK
YOUR DOCTOR ABOUT ENDOVIR?
908
00:46:22,981 --> 00:46:24,549
- SURE, IF IT CAME
WITH HIS PHONE NUMBER.
909
00:46:24,582 --> 00:46:26,017
[laughter]
910
00:46:26,051 --> 00:46:27,886
- PRETTY MUCH
THE SAME-OLD SAME-OLD.
911
00:46:27,919 --> 00:46:30,021
- HUNKY WHITE DUDES
HAVING FUN.
912
00:46:30,055 --> 00:46:33,024
- I LIKE THE MESSAGE OF HOPE.
- AND BEING ON TOP.
913
00:46:33,058 --> 00:46:34,292
[mild laughter]
914
00:46:34,325 --> 00:46:38,496
[beep]
- WHAT ABOUT THESE?
915
00:46:40,065 --> 00:46:43,168
[all murmuring]
916
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:45,036
- YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING.
- YEAH.
917
00:46:45,070 --> 00:46:47,038
I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
- THAT'S DIFFERENT.
918
00:46:47,072 --> 00:46:48,573
[murmuring]
919
00:46:48,606 --> 00:46:51,042
- WHO WOULD RUN ADS
LIKE THESE?
920
00:46:51,076 --> 00:46:52,177
- IT'S THE TRUTH.
921
00:46:52,210 --> 00:46:54,112
SOME DAYS I DO
FEEL LIKE HELL.
922
00:46:54,145 --> 00:46:55,981
- BUT TO ACTUALLY SEE IT?
- YEAH.
923
00:46:56,014 --> 00:46:57,983
- YOU THINK YOU'RE EVER
GOING TO SEE THAT?
924
00:46:58,016 --> 00:47:00,585
THAT IS ONE AD YOU'LL NEVER SEE.
- YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
925
00:47:00,618 --> 00:47:04,222
- THEY WOULDN'T HAVE
THE BALLS.
926
00:47:07,658 --> 00:47:10,628
[Indian dance music
and cheering]
927
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:18,836
*
928
00:48:11,689 --> 00:48:15,126
- THIS IS PISTON AND WOLFEN,
AND PERIWINKLE,
929
00:48:15,160 --> 00:48:17,395
AND THERE'S EMMETT--
I MEAN, CLEAR DAY.
930
00:48:17,428 --> 00:48:19,030
DON'T FORGET THE CUTIE
IN THE KILT.
931
00:48:19,064 --> 00:48:20,531
- [laughs]
932
00:48:20,565 --> 00:48:22,467
I THINK YOU MAY HAVE FOUND
YOUR CHRISTMAS CARD.
933
00:48:22,500 --> 00:48:25,403
- DIDN'T I TELL YOU IT'D BE
A ONCE-IN-A-LIFETIME EXPERIENCE,
934
00:48:25,436 --> 00:48:26,604
DUMPLING?
935
00:48:26,637 --> 00:48:27,939
- "DUMPLING"?
936
00:48:27,973 --> 00:48:29,274
- THAT'S MY FAIRY NAME,
937
00:48:29,307 --> 00:48:31,142
AND IF YOU EVER
SO MUCH AS CALL ME THAT--
938
00:48:31,176 --> 00:48:33,544
- [laughs]
- COSMO, PLEASE!
939
00:48:33,578 --> 00:48:36,547
[giggles]
940
00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:38,149
- WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
941
00:48:38,183 --> 00:48:40,451
- JUST TRYING
TO SPREAD THE MAGIC.
942
00:48:40,485 --> 00:48:42,287
- YOU KNOW, MAYBE NEXT YEAR,
WE ALL SHOULD GO.
943
00:48:42,320 --> 00:48:43,688
- YEAH.
- ABSOLUTELY.
944
00:48:43,721 --> 00:48:45,423
- BRIAN, HOW ABOUT YOU?
945
00:48:45,456 --> 00:48:48,326
- RATHER HAVE MY TONGUE
SUPER-GLUED TO A LESBIAN'S TWAT.
946
00:48:48,359 --> 00:48:50,095
- OOH!
- OH!
947
00:48:50,128 --> 00:48:51,462
- BESIDES,
I'M GOING TO BE WAY TOO BUSY
948
00:48:51,496 --> 00:48:55,033
WITH MY NEW BUSINESS,
AND, UH, MY NEW ACCOUNT.
949
00:48:55,066 --> 00:48:57,035
- THE "CIRCUS OF PORN" ACCOUNT
ISN'T EXACTLY
950
00:48:57,068 --> 00:48:59,237
GOING TO BUY YOU
A SUMMER HOME IN P-TOWN.
951
00:48:59,270 --> 00:49:03,641
- BUT THE REMSON PHARMACEUTICALS
ACCOUNT WILL.
952
00:49:03,674 --> 00:49:05,443
- [laughs]
953
00:49:05,476 --> 00:49:08,746
- HERE'S TO KINNETIK.
DRINKS ARE ON ME, BOYS.
954
00:49:08,779 --> 00:49:12,317
- TO KINNETIK!
[laughter]
955
00:49:12,350 --> 00:49:14,585
- MMM.
- MMM-MMM!
956
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:17,322
*
957
00:49:17,355 --> 00:49:19,257
- [laughs]
958
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:21,192
*
959
00:49:21,226 --> 00:49:23,761
- HEY, THAT ONE'S FUNNY.
[laughter]
960
00:49:23,794 --> 00:49:26,964
- HEY!
- IT SLIPPED.
961
00:49:29,767 --> 00:49:31,202
- YEAH.
- OH, HO!
962
00:49:31,236 --> 00:49:33,104
- OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT.
963
00:49:33,138 --> 00:49:34,505
- HEY.
- HEY.
964
00:49:34,539 --> 00:49:40,511
[indistinct chatter]
965
00:49:45,316 --> 00:49:47,352
- THIS ISN'T
AN ISOLATED INCIDENT.
966
00:49:47,385 --> 00:49:49,087
THIS GOES ON EVERY DAY.
967
00:49:49,120 --> 00:49:50,521
THEY DON'T EVEN GET IT.
968
00:49:50,555 --> 00:49:52,090
THEY THINK IT'S ABOUT
WALKING THEIR POODLES
969
00:49:52,123 --> 00:49:53,358
WITHOUT GETTING MUGGED,
970
00:49:53,391 --> 00:49:56,427
BUT IT'S MORE THAN THAT.
971
00:49:56,461 --> 00:49:58,796
WELL,
IF IT ISN'T MEG RYAN.
972
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,667
[laughter]
973
00:50:02,700 --> 00:50:05,636
- I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
AT THE CENTER, AND I AGREE.
974
00:50:05,670 --> 00:50:08,106
- THAT'S NICE.
THEY NEED TO UNDERSTAND
975
00:50:08,139 --> 00:50:09,707
IT'S NOT ABOUT
BEING A VICTIM.
976
00:50:09,740 --> 00:50:13,010
- IT'S ABOUT NOT ALLOWING
YOURSELF TO BE VICTIMIZED.
977
00:50:17,748 --> 00:50:21,152
- CODY BELL.
978
00:50:21,186 --> 00:50:24,155
- JUSTIN TAYLOR.
979
00:50:32,297 --> 00:50:36,234
- READY TO KICK
SOME STRAIGHT ASS?
980
00:50:45,743 --> 00:50:47,545
OKAY, WHERE ARE WE
GOING TO MEET?
981
00:50:47,578 --> 00:50:50,581
[indistinct chatter]
982
00:50:50,615 --> 00:50:53,418
[rock music]
983
00:50:53,451 --> 00:50:56,421
- * RUN, RUN, RUN!
984
00:50:56,454 --> 00:50:58,423
* RUN, RUN, RUN!
985
00:50:58,456 --> 00:50:59,724
*
986
00:50:59,757 --> 00:51:01,626
* RUN, RUN, RUN!
987
00:51:01,659 --> 00:51:03,261
*
988
00:51:03,294 --> 00:51:06,631
* RUN, RUN, RUN!
989
00:51:06,664 --> 00:51:13,171
* EVERY ONE OF US, MAN,
GONNA MOVE AS ONE *
990
00:51:13,204 --> 00:51:19,644
* GONNA TAKE CONTROL,
GONNA HAVE SOME FUN *
991
00:51:19,677 --> 00:51:26,317
* THEY AIN'T GONNA KNOW
WHICH WAY TO GO *
992
00:51:26,351 --> 00:51:29,454
* HARD AND LONG,
GONNA HIT 'EM STRONG *
993
00:51:29,487 --> 00:51:32,890
* UNTIL VICTORY'S WON,
WON, WON, WON, WON *
994
00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:36,327
* TILL THEY GET THE GIST
AT THE END OF A FIST *
995
00:51:36,361 --> 00:51:39,530
* FIND OUT HOW IT GOES
WITH A BLOODY NOSE *
996
00:51:39,564 --> 00:51:42,633
* GONNA GIVE A BEATIN'
AND WHEN IT'S DONE *
997
00:51:42,667 --> 00:51:44,635
* THEY'RE GONNA SCATTER
AND DAMN IT *
998
00:51:44,669 --> 00:51:46,404
* WE'LL WATCH THEM RUN
999
00:51:46,437 --> 00:51:54,379
*
1000
00:52:12,330 --> 00:52:15,700
* TILL THEY GET THE GIST
AT THE END OF A FIST *
1001
00:52:15,733 --> 00:52:18,936
* FIND OUT HOW IT GOES
WITH A BLOODY NOSE *
1002
00:52:18,969 --> 00:52:22,240
* GONNA GIVE A BEATIN'
AND WHEN IT'S DONE *
1003
00:52:22,273 --> 00:52:23,908
* THEY'RE GONNA SCATTER
AND DAMN IT *
1004
00:52:23,941 --> 00:52:25,643
* WE'LL WATCH THEM RUN
1005
00:52:25,676 --> 00:52:28,813
* TILL THEY GET THE GIST
AT THE END OF A FIST *
1006
00:52:28,846 --> 00:52:32,250
* FIND OUT HOW IT GOES
WITH A BLOODY NOSE *
1007
00:52:32,283 --> 00:52:35,386
* GONNA GIVE A BEATIN'
AND WHEN IT'S DONE *
1008
00:52:35,420 --> 00:52:37,388
* THEY'RE GONNA SCATTER
AND DAMN IT *
1009
00:52:37,422 --> 00:52:41,526
* WE'LL WATCH THEM RUN,
RUN, RUN *
1010
00:52:41,559 --> 00:52:44,695
- * RUN, RUN, RUN
1011
00:52:44,729 --> 00:52:47,932
* RUN, RUN, RUN
1012
00:52:47,965 --> 00:52:50,535
* RUN, RUN, RUN
1013
00:52:50,568 --> 00:52:53,504
*
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