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Previously on Young Sheldon...
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So, there's a secret
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back room at the laundromat
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where you gamble?
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Yeah. [chuckles]
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And you never told me?
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Well, this is how secrets work.
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The cops shut me down.
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Let's get this going again.
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[machines chiming]
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- What a haul, huh?
- Now what happens?
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I take it home, pour it on the bed,
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and just roll around in it. [chuckles]
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ADULT SHELDON: From grade
school to high school,
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every moment of the day
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is accounted for.
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- [bells ringing]
- From the morning bell to dismissal,
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you knew where you were supposed to be,
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what you were going to be learning,
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and which poor excuse for a teacher
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- you would have to correct.
- Ms. Ingram,
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can I offer a suggestion?
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- What?
- Never mind. You do it your way.
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Yes, Sheldon?
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I don't find that interesting.
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Cooper? [sighs]
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If you're going to ask us to run,
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don't you think you
should lead by example?
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ADULT SHELDON: None of this prepared me
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for the gap-filled, Swiss cheese anarchy
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of a college schedule.
Look at these poor saps.
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Desperately trying to occupy
their time until the next class.
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SHELDON: I smell your perfume.
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So, what, pray tell, is today's problem?
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I have a four-hour gap in my schedule.
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How is that a problem?
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According to the Oxford
English Dictionary,
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it's a matter or situation
regarded as unwelcome
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or harmful and needing to
be dealt with and overcome.
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Fine, go hang out in the cafeteria.
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I don't "hang."
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Go to the library.
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Too noisy.
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Take a nap. Kids love those.
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In a public place?
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I'm sorry, is this Woodstock?
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Sheldon, I'm not the one
who made your schedule.
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No, but as the president
of the university,
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you do have the power to
adjust the class times.
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So, you expect me
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to disrupt the schedule
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of hundreds of students
for your convenience?
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Finally, we're on the same page.
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Sheldon, I have work to do,
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and I'm sure that you can
solve this one on your own.
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I suppose a nap might be refreshing.
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What kind of lumbar support
does that couch have?
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That's it. Come with me.
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Here we are.
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[chuckles]
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What is this?
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A dorm room, and it's all yours.
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You can study, take naps,
do whatever you want.
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No one's living here?
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Well, we had an Indian exchange student,
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but he developed a taste for barbecue,
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so his parents made him go home.
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Well, thank you for this.
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You're welcome.
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It's like I always say,
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never underestimate the
power of complaining.
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ADULT SHELDON: I've been
testing that theory for decades,
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still works like gangbusters.
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♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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So, how we doing?
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Not bad, but I still think
if you let me advertise,
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we could get more people in here.
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How do you advertise a place
that ain't exactly legal?
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People love secrets. We
could get flyers that say,
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"Come to our secret gambling room,
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but, shh, don't tell anybody."
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That's how I feel about your ideas,
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"Shh, don't tell anybody."
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[door opens]
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Hey, y'all.
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Hey, June.
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Glad you finally came down.
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This is so fun,
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sneaking in through the back alley.
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[chuckles] Y'all should
get a secret knock.
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'Cause secrets are fun, right?
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Absolutely.
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Told you.
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Go do your job.
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So, how's this all work?
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You play, you lose, you go
home smelling like cigarettes.
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- You just described my love life.
- [laughs]
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And if you're gonna
take naps in your dorm,
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you might want an alarm clock.
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And remember, no parties.
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That was a joke.
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And now I know.
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Wait, he has a room here and at school?
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Well, it's just for
downtime in between classes.
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[sighs] Why is his life
constantly better than mine?
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That's a question you
should get used to asking.
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Don't be rude.
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And you have a very nice life.
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Yeah, yeah, loving
parents, blah, blah, blah.
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Hey, you better appreciate what you got.
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There's a lot of kids out there
who have way less than you.
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I guess.
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You have your own room.
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I never had that growing up.
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And then I was in the barracks,
and then I married your mother.
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Dang. [chuckles]
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Yeah. Tell me about it.
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What happened to
appreciating what you have?
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Yeah, yeah, blah, blah, blah.
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Maybe we could give out punch cards,
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like they do at the sandwich shop.
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Punch cards for what?
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You know, every ten times you come here,
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you get a free play.
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What's to keep people
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from punching it themselves?
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I'm getting me a free sandwich.
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JUNE: Whoo-hoo!
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- [laughing]
- [machine dinging]
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Sounds like you're doing okay down here.
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Oh, I'm doing better
than okay. I hit big.
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Whoa.
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$11,000?
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That can't be right.
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Well, I see two ones and three zeroes.
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Last time I checked, that's 11,000.
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How did this happen?
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I got three bananas,
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and it asked me
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if I wanted to parlay, and I said,
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"Well, that sounds like
fun," so I hit that button,
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and I went, "Whoo-hoo!" 'cause I won.
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[laughs] This has got to be a glitch.
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Go get a manual and-and-and
look up "glitch."
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- We have a manual?
- Just find one.
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- Is there a problem?
- No, of course not.
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[chuckles]
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That's okay. You don't have to pay me.
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Of course I do. [chuckles]
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Good. Then pay me. [chuckles]
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- Found the manual.
- Great.
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This is for the washing machines.
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I'll be back.
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Hello, Sam.
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Hey.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I was gonna study
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in my dorm, but there
was a sock on my door.
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Oh, and you didn't want to touch it.
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I understand completely.
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Yeah, you really don't, but that's fine.
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Well, I have a room here,
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so you could study
with me if you'd like.
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Oh, uh, yeah. Yeah.
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That'd be great. [chuckles]
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Why was there a sock on your door?
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It's like a signal.
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A signal for what?
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A signal that I should
change the subject.
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How are your classes going?
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So well, thank you for asking.
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- I didn't realize you lived on campus.
- I don't.
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Then why do you have a dorm room?
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So I have a place to go
during the gaps in my schedule.
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Wait, you have a single?
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Uh-huh.
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And you don't even sleep here?
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Well, sometimes I take naps,
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but that mattress is lumpy-lumpy.
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I live with two other
girls in a room this size.
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You should've complained
to President Hagemeyer.
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She was very accommodating.
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Wait, there are two closets?
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That's a bathroom.
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Are you kidding me?
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I share one with, like, 30 other people.
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That sounds yucky.
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It is, Sheldon. It is very yucky.
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However yucky you think
it is, it is yuckier.
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Well, you're welcome to use mine.
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Just squat over the seat, don't sit.
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This is so unfair.
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You get so much more
than every other student.
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Fair isn't everyone
getting the same thing.
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Fair is everyone getting
what they deserve.
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Sheldon, that arrogant attitude
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is why no one sits with you in class
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or lunch or ever.
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Well, I like to think
that they're maintaining
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a respectful distance out
of deference to my intellect.
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No. That's not what they're doing.
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They're avoiding you because
you're an entitled brat
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who thinks that you're
better than everybody else.
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So, I should just pretend I'm
less intelligent than I am?
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You should realize that there
are more important things
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in life than how smart you are.
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Well, I'm also cute as a button,
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but it seems shallow to say it.
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You could say it.
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So, Georgie found the manual
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and figured out what the problem was.
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I know the problem. I cleaned you out.
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Because when these
machines get unplugged,
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they reset at the
highest possible payout.
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Wow, sounds like your problem.
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Well...
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I don't have $11,000.
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I understand.
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Thank you.
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So, what are you gonna do about it?
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Well, obviously, lunch is on me.
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Oh, wow. The whole lunch?
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Even the little frilly toothpicks?
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What do you want me to do?
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Make me a partner.
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What?
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No.
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I already brought Georgie in,
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I have to pay the police off,
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I can't have another hand in the till.
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Sounds like your problem again.
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And then she said people avoid me
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- because I'm arrogant and entitled.
- Hmm...
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I don't even know why it bothers me.
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Well, Sheldon, it's normal to care
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what others in your
peer group think of you.
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Why? It's not logical.
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[sighs] Hear me out.
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You see, humans
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have evolved as social animals,
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so your feeling hurt might
be a deep evolutionary desire
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to cooperate with others
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to ensure your survival.
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So, you're saying it
makes sociobiological sense
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to want other people to like me?
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Yes, and you may even
get benefits from it.
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It's like on that show
you enjoy, Star Track.
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- Trek.
- Right.
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Captain Kirk can't do it all by himself.
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He needs Doctor Spock.
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- Mister
- Right.
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And Mister McCoy.
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- Doctor.
- Right.
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Well, technically, they were
his subordinate officers,
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but Kirk did always deal with
them in a friendly manner,
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so I take your point.
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Good man.
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I suppose I could treat
it like an experiment.
263
00:09:22,192 --> 00:09:25,150
Run an analysis of the benefits
of having people like me.
264
00:09:25,152 --> 00:09:27,625
That sounds like an idea the Captain,
265
00:09:27,628 --> 00:09:30,764
the Doctor, or the
Mister would be proud of.
266
00:09:30,766 --> 00:09:32,200
Excellent.
267
00:09:32,202 --> 00:09:35,856
You know, you'd think
a smart fella like Spock
268
00:09:35,858 --> 00:09:37,031
would have a doctorate.
269
00:09:37,033 --> 00:09:38,685
Actually, Spock rejected an offer
270
00:09:38,687 --> 00:09:41,514
from the Vulcan Science Academy
in order to attend Starfleet.
271
00:09:41,516 --> 00:09:44,125
Huh. Not the choice I would have made,
272
00:09:44,127 --> 00:09:46,054
but I'm happy for him.
273
00:09:49,109 --> 00:09:51,437
How'd it go?
274
00:09:51,439 --> 00:09:53,961
Terrible.
275
00:09:53,963 --> 00:09:55,484
She wants to be a partner.
276
00:09:55,486 --> 00:09:57,989
You really can't just pay
her? I thought you had money.
277
00:09:57,992 --> 00:10:01,055
I used to. Now all I have is this.
278
00:10:01,057 --> 00:10:02,883
Not all of it, some of it's mine.
279
00:10:02,885 --> 00:10:05,015
Well, some of it's hers, too, now.
280
00:10:05,017 --> 00:10:06,234
Well, is she a partner forever
281
00:10:06,236 --> 00:10:07,801
or just until she gets her money back?
282
00:10:07,803 --> 00:10:09,107
I don't know.
283
00:10:09,109 --> 00:10:11,239
Seems like an important question to ask.
284
00:10:11,241 --> 00:10:12,762
Well, I didn't ask it.
285
00:10:12,764 --> 00:10:14,024
All this yelling can't be good
286
00:10:14,026 --> 00:10:15,156
for your blood pressure.
287
00:10:15,158 --> 00:10:16,418
You're right.
288
00:10:16,420 --> 00:10:19,117
I think I'm just gonna step outside
289
00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,901
and have a cigarette.
290
00:10:20,903 --> 00:10:22,903
Smoking ain't any better.
291
00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:25,995
Good. Perhaps the end is near.
292
00:10:28,693 --> 00:10:30,737
Excuse me, Sam.
293
00:10:30,739 --> 00:10:33,131
- What?
- How are you today?
294
00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:35,916
- Since when do you care?
- 12:07 yesterday.
295
00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:38,067
In light of the fact that
we're both human beings
296
00:10:38,070 --> 00:10:40,614
and have a genetic interest
in each other's prosperity,
297
00:10:40,617 --> 00:10:42,550
you may use my dorm room to study.
298
00:10:42,553 --> 00:10:45,379
Wait, are you serious?
That would be amazing.
299
00:10:45,382 --> 00:10:48,058
Good. And does that make you
feel more positive about me,
300
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,712
less positive, or neutral?
301
00:10:49,714 --> 00:10:53,028
Um, more, I guess.
302
00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:54,413
Excellent.
303
00:10:54,415 --> 00:10:55,588
ADULT SHELDON: Dr. Sturgis
304
00:10:55,590 --> 00:10:57,329
may have been onto something.
305
00:10:57,331 --> 00:10:59,940
It did feel nice to be liked.
306
00:10:59,942 --> 00:11:01,420
Not as nice as knowing
307
00:11:01,422 --> 00:11:03,900
you're the smartest boy
in Texas, but what was?
308
00:11:03,902 --> 00:11:05,815
Hey. Did I just hear you say
309
00:11:05,817 --> 00:11:07,754
you have a dorm room
you're letting people use?
310
00:11:07,757 --> 00:11:09,615
Yes. I'm letting Sam use it to study.
311
00:11:09,618 --> 00:11:11,097
You think there's any
chance my girlfriend and I
312
00:11:11,099 --> 00:11:12,176
could use it sometime?
313
00:11:12,179 --> 00:11:13,649
You two study together?
314
00:11:13,651 --> 00:11:15,129
We'd like to.
315
00:11:15,131 --> 00:11:16,261
It's been a while.
316
00:11:16,263 --> 00:11:17,392
Well, I use it during the day,
317
00:11:17,394 --> 00:11:18,973
so it's only available at night.
318
00:11:18,976 --> 00:11:20,684
Nights work for us.
319
00:11:20,687 --> 00:11:21,918
Then it's all yours.
320
00:11:21,920 --> 00:11:23,442
[chuckles] Thanks, man.
321
00:11:23,444 --> 00:11:25,590
And how does this
make you feel about me?
322
00:11:25,593 --> 00:11:27,692
More positive, less
positive, or neutral?
323
00:11:27,695 --> 00:11:29,274
Really, really positive.
324
00:11:29,276 --> 00:11:30,666
Great. Tell a friend.
325
00:11:30,668 --> 00:11:32,712
All right.
326
00:11:32,714 --> 00:11:35,369
I might have to draw up a schedule.
327
00:11:42,811 --> 00:11:44,114
How's this?
328
00:11:44,116 --> 00:11:45,914
Eh. Looks great.
329
00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:50,991
What the hell is all this?
330
00:11:50,993 --> 00:11:52,898
June brought in twinkle lights.
331
00:11:52,901 --> 00:11:54,517
- Oh, did she?
- I thought it might
332
00:11:54,520 --> 00:11:56,215
make things a little more festive.
333
00:11:56,218 --> 00:11:58,215
Looks like Christmas in jail.
334
00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,653
[laughs] I actually have a
really good story about that.
335
00:12:00,655 --> 00:12:01,784
Take it down.
336
00:12:01,786 --> 00:12:03,325
Maybe when you're in a better mood.
337
00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:05,918
- I think it's pretty.
- Nobody asked you, Wade.
338
00:12:05,920 --> 00:12:08,725
We may need to have a chat
about customer service.
339
00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,513
We're gonna have a chat
about a lot of things,
340
00:12:10,515 --> 00:12:12,418
starting with how come
you're redecorating
341
00:12:12,421 --> 00:12:14,020
without even asking me.
342
00:12:14,023 --> 00:12:15,276
I'm a partner.
343
00:12:15,278 --> 00:12:16,277
A silent partner.
344
00:12:16,279 --> 00:12:17,856
Hey, I can help here.
345
00:12:17,859 --> 00:12:19,434
She's got some good ideas.
346
00:12:19,437 --> 00:12:20,803
So, you're on her side now?
347
00:12:20,806 --> 00:12:22,621
A good idea's a good idea,
348
00:12:22,624 --> 00:12:24,145
who cares where it comes from.
349
00:12:24,148 --> 00:12:25,243
Thank you.
350
00:12:25,245 --> 00:12:27,201
And I like your idea
about putting a dartboard
351
00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:28,507
in the corner.
352
00:12:28,509 --> 00:12:31,031
Oh. So, this is how it's gonna be?
353
00:12:31,033 --> 00:12:32,337
Fine.
354
00:12:32,339 --> 00:12:35,905
When Wade here takes a dart to the head,
355
00:12:35,907 --> 00:12:39,039
don't come crying to me.
356
00:12:39,041 --> 00:12:40,388
[machines chiming]
357
00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:43,565
I don't want a dart in the head.
358
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,393
ADULT SHELDON: Over
the next several days,
359
00:12:45,395 --> 00:12:47,917
my social experiment was
providing clear-cut data
360
00:12:47,919 --> 00:12:49,223
about the benefits
361
00:12:49,225 --> 00:12:51,878
- of being well-liked.
- Hey, Sheldon.
362
00:12:51,880 --> 00:12:53,053
Heard you like these.
363
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,320
Thank you.
364
00:12:54,323 --> 00:12:56,279
It's the best watery
chocolate milk on the market.
365
00:12:56,281 --> 00:12:58,125
Thank you for letting me use your room.
366
00:12:58,128 --> 00:13:01,129
ADULT SHELDON: I suppose
it was like the old saying,
367
00:13:01,132 --> 00:13:03,168
"I scratch your back, you scratch mine,"
368
00:13:03,171 --> 00:13:05,326
which I actually have issues with.
369
00:13:05,329 --> 00:13:06,590
Why is your back itchy?
370
00:13:06,593 --> 00:13:08,106
A rash? Chicken pox?
371
00:13:08,109 --> 00:13:10,244
Scabies? Scratch your own back.
372
00:13:10,246 --> 00:13:12,567
It turns out it's easy
to make people like you.
373
00:13:12,570 --> 00:13:14,036
You just have to give them things.
374
00:13:14,039 --> 00:13:16,590
Wow. I think you've really
discovered something here.
375
00:13:16,593 --> 00:13:19,601
Perhaps I should publish before
someone else stumbles onto it.
376
00:13:19,603 --> 00:13:22,256
All right. Oh. Hey.
377
00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:23,562
An all-nighter, huh?
378
00:13:23,564 --> 00:13:25,738
Oh, yeah. All night.
379
00:13:25,740 --> 00:13:27,043
Thank you.
380
00:13:27,045 --> 00:13:28,911
Someone's gonna ace those midterms.
381
00:13:28,914 --> 00:13:30,395
Yeah, you know it.
382
00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:33,004
My room has become quite
the little study hall.
383
00:13:33,007 --> 00:13:34,964
Yeah, they may not be...
384
00:13:34,966 --> 00:13:37,445
Uh, you know what, you're fine.
385
00:13:37,447 --> 00:13:39,926
Well, isn't this nice?
Little grandmother, grandson
386
00:13:39,928 --> 00:13:41,716
bonding time.
387
00:13:41,719 --> 00:13:42,957
What's going on?
388
00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,326
Can't I buy my favorite grandson lunch?
389
00:13:46,810 --> 00:13:49,506
Look, we got to talk
about this June situation.
390
00:13:49,509 --> 00:13:51,640
She's just trying to
make the place better.
391
00:13:51,643 --> 00:13:53,723
This is our thing.
392
00:13:53,726 --> 00:13:55,965
We can't just let her take over.
393
00:13:55,968 --> 00:13:57,546
She ain't taking over,
394
00:13:57,549 --> 00:13:59,114
and she likes to hear my ideas.
395
00:13:59,116 --> 00:14:01,856
[scoffs] She's just
using you to get her way.
396
00:14:01,858 --> 00:14:03,570
You know what your problem is?
397
00:14:03,573 --> 00:14:05,686
You don't like anything you
didn't think of yourself.
398
00:14:05,688 --> 00:14:07,775
- Is that so?
- Yeah.
399
00:14:07,777 --> 00:14:09,429
Well, I thought of bringing you in,
400
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,996
and that wasn't a good idea.
401
00:14:10,998 --> 00:14:12,093
If that's how you feel,
402
00:14:12,096 --> 00:14:13,560
then we got nothing more to talk about.
403
00:14:13,562 --> 00:14:15,611
- I guess not.
- Well, okay.
404
00:14:21,922 --> 00:14:23,153
You can go now.
405
00:14:23,156 --> 00:14:25,404
My chicken fingers ain't here yet.
406
00:14:30,278 --> 00:14:31,756
[whistle blows on TV]
407
00:14:31,758 --> 00:14:34,352
- Can we watch 90210?
- What's that?
408
00:14:34,355 --> 00:14:36,224
It's about kids who go to
school in Beverly Hills.
409
00:14:36,226 --> 00:14:38,687
[groans] If you want to see
a show about Beverly Hills,
410
00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:40,473
we should watch Beverly Hillbillies.
411
00:14:40,476 --> 00:14:41,766
[chuckles] That's a show.
412
00:14:41,768 --> 00:14:42,786
What's it about?
413
00:14:42,789 --> 00:14:44,464
Eh... Imagine your meemaw
414
00:14:44,466 --> 00:14:45,726
moving to California.
415
00:14:45,728 --> 00:14:47,556
- I'd watch that.
- [phone ringing]
416
00:14:50,167 --> 00:14:51,384
Hello?
417
00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:53,007
Sheldon, it's for you.
418
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:54,270
Who is it?
419
00:14:54,273 --> 00:14:55,910
Who is it?
420
00:14:55,912 --> 00:14:57,042
Travis.
421
00:14:57,044 --> 00:14:58,086
Who's Travis?
422
00:14:58,088 --> 00:15:00,219
Who are you?
423
00:15:00,221 --> 00:15:01,394
Friend of Sheldon's.
424
00:15:01,396 --> 00:15:02,961
- Really?
- Really?
425
00:15:02,963 --> 00:15:04,310
Hi, Travis.
426
00:15:04,312 --> 00:15:05,920
Oh,
427
00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,434
Monday's no good. I can
pencil you in for Wednesday.
428
00:15:08,437 --> 00:15:09,794
You got it.
429
00:15:09,796 --> 00:15:11,317
Goodbye.
430
00:15:11,319 --> 00:15:13,274
Is that a friend from school?
431
00:15:13,277 --> 00:15:14,387
I suppose.
432
00:15:14,390 --> 00:15:15,974
Well, that's exciting.
433
00:15:15,976 --> 00:15:17,323
And a little exhausting.
434
00:15:17,325 --> 00:15:18,803
I've been letting students use my dorm
435
00:15:18,805 --> 00:15:20,543
to study while I'm not
there, and it's made me
436
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:21,806
very popular.
437
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:23,590
It's nice that you're
helping people out.
438
00:15:23,592 --> 00:15:25,461
- [phone rings]
- Yes, but who knew having friends
439
00:15:25,463 --> 00:15:27,004
involved so much scheduling?
440
00:15:27,007 --> 00:15:28,650
Sheldon, some girl for you.
441
00:15:28,653 --> 00:15:29,957
SHELDON: Hello?
442
00:15:29,960 --> 00:15:31,250
Hi, Sarah.
443
00:15:31,252 --> 00:15:34,340
Well, if you and Ben really
need the room on Wednesday,
444
00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:35,689
you're going to have to work it out
445
00:15:35,691 --> 00:15:37,341
with Travis and Amy
because they asked first.
446
00:15:37,343 --> 00:15:38,736
He's getting popular.
447
00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:41,245
I think I might know why those
kids want to use his room.
448
00:15:41,248 --> 00:15:42,725
Well, he said for studying.
449
00:15:42,728 --> 00:15:44,598
They ain't studying.
450
00:15:44,601 --> 00:15:46,887
Oh, now it makes sense.
451
00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:49,040
You really think they're...
452
00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:51,434
A bunch of college kids
in an empty dorm room?
453
00:15:51,437 --> 00:15:53,864
[sighs] Should we tell him?
454
00:15:53,867 --> 00:15:55,448
I don't want to tell him. Do you?
455
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:56,949
- I'll tell him.
- No.
456
00:15:56,952 --> 00:15:59,868
- Okay, hang on, she volunteered.
- No.
457
00:16:03,492 --> 00:16:07,068
Whoa, and the '70s are back.
458
00:16:07,070 --> 00:16:09,497
All we need are the Bee
Gees and bell-bottoms,
459
00:16:09,500 --> 00:16:11,551
and it's Studio 54.
460
00:16:11,554 --> 00:16:14,515
I don't know what any of
that means, but all right.
461
00:16:14,518 --> 00:16:17,997
So, I guess your meemaw
came over on our side.
462
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:21,132
No. She pissed me off, so
now she gets a disco ball.
463
00:16:21,135 --> 00:16:23,918
I don't want to get caught in
the middle of a family squabble.
464
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:26,348
Oh, don't worry, she'll know it was me.
465
00:16:26,350 --> 00:16:28,263
Then I love it.
466
00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:29,984
Now, what's a Bee Gee?
467
00:16:29,987 --> 00:16:31,465
It's a brother singing band.
468
00:16:31,468 --> 00:16:34,195
They did all the music
for Saturday Night Fever.
469
00:16:34,198 --> 00:16:36,575
What's Saturday Night Fever?
470
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,623
Damn, I'm old.
471
00:16:41,530 --> 00:16:43,182
Hey, Shelly, you busy?
472
00:16:43,185 --> 00:16:45,316
I'm turning my dorm room
schedule into a spreadsheet,
473
00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:47,754
so people can sign up at
school and stop calling me.
474
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,894
Yeah, about that...
475
00:16:49,896 --> 00:16:52,418
George?
476
00:16:52,420 --> 00:16:54,028
Y-Your mother and I are worried that
477
00:16:54,030 --> 00:16:56,465
your friends at school might
be taking advantage of you.
478
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:57,815
What do you mean?
479
00:16:57,817 --> 00:16:58,946
[sighs]
480
00:16:58,948 --> 00:17:00,861
They might not be using it in the...
481
00:17:00,863 --> 00:17:03,312
the spirit that you intended.
482
00:17:04,562 --> 00:17:06,258
How are they using it?
483
00:17:06,260 --> 00:17:07,781
Mary?
484
00:17:07,783 --> 00:17:09,696
[sighs]
485
00:17:09,698 --> 00:17:13,512
We're worried that those couples
486
00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:16,659
are not going there to study...
487
00:17:16,661 --> 00:17:18,843
But that's why I'm
lending them the room.
488
00:17:18,846 --> 00:17:20,933
And that is why we are concerned.
489
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:23,536
Are you saying they're
using it as a goof-off room?
490
00:17:23,539 --> 00:17:24,885
Yes. [stammers]
491
00:17:24,887 --> 00:17:27,028
That's exactly what we're saying.
492
00:17:27,031 --> 00:17:28,900
Well, let's drive over there right now
493
00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:30,207
and catch them in the act.
494
00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:32,817
- No!
- L-Let's just let them finish...
495
00:17:32,820 --> 00:17:34,254
goofing off tonight,
496
00:17:34,257 --> 00:17:36,200
and we'll put a stop to it tomorrow.
497
00:17:36,203 --> 00:17:37,942
Well, thank you for telling me.
498
00:17:37,945 --> 00:17:39,639
We thought that you should know.
499
00:17:39,641 --> 00:17:40,947
Mm.
500
00:17:43,652 --> 00:17:45,304
Those dirty goof-offs.
501
00:17:48,497 --> 00:17:51,239
♪ Beverly... Hills, that is ♪
502
00:17:51,242 --> 00:17:52,585
♪ Swimming pools... ♪
503
00:17:52,588 --> 00:17:54,109
So those are the Clampetts,
504
00:17:54,111 --> 00:17:57,069
and they moved from the
backwoods to Beverly Hills.
505
00:17:57,071 --> 00:17:59,811
Oh, in 90210 the Walshes
moved from Minnesota.
506
00:17:59,813 --> 00:18:03,075
They have a hard time fitting
in with those California snobs?
507
00:18:03,077 --> 00:18:05,338
- Oh, yeah.
- These guys do, too.
508
00:18:05,340 --> 00:18:08,109
- It's practically the same show.
- [door slams]
509
00:18:08,112 --> 00:18:09,255
Where's Georgie?
510
00:18:09,257 --> 00:18:10,312
In the garage.
511
00:18:10,315 --> 00:18:12,605
- Disco ball, my ass.
- [chuckles] What's going on?
512
00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:15,087
It's a gambling room,
not a damn dance club,
513
00:18:15,089 --> 00:18:17,611
that's what's going on. Georgie!
514
00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:20,753
I want to watch that show.
515
00:18:20,756 --> 00:18:23,132
♪ Y'all come back now, y'hear? ♪
516
00:18:24,242 --> 00:18:30,750
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