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♪♪
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Mirren: Glimpsed from above,
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our planet can sometimes appear
almost frozen in time.
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But move in closer,
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and a restless,
constantly evolving world
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is revealed.
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Monkey:
So I guess having a [bleep] on my face is evolved?
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Mirren:
Life on this planet ��
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as embodied by
its animal inhabitants ��
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is marked by sudden,
unpredictable change.
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Baby turtle: Hey, Scooter,
think we'll have to worry about
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rising sea levels
in our lifetime?
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Baby turtle 2: I'll tell you
what my dad told me.
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Climate change,
shcmimate cha��
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[ Gurgling ]
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Our wild cousins
weather these upheavals
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with a steadfast grace...
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and an indomitable spirit.
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Warthog: I've got spirit,
yes, I do.
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I've got spirit,
how 'bout you?
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Mirren: The animal world
is one of chaos,
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and yet, these creatures
face each daunting challenge
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with a courage that
should inspire us all.
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Let us stand bravely
beside them...
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when nature calls.
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♪♪
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Miscommunication
within the animal kingdom
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is not only relegated to
squabbling Antarctic penguins.
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It can affect every single
species on the planet ��
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from the majestic
African elephant...
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to a slow�moving and dim�witted
producer named Jerry.
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Jerry: Oh, sorry,
did you say something?
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No, no,
just making a point, Jerry.
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And as we shall see
all over the world,
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even when more voices
are added to the mix,
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the delicate balance of
interspecies relationships
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is strained almost
to its breaking point.
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Lisa: Hey, everybody.
Whoops, am I first?
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Anybody else?
Ah.
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Glen: Hey!
No, I'm here. Whoops.
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David: We got everybody?
Thanks for jumping on.
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I know some folks are joining us
from the road,
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Madagascar, Great Barrier Reef,
Ohio,
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so I'm gonna
make this brief.
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Brief, my ass. Remember how long
he went the last time?
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Greg, just FYI,
you are currently not muted.
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Yeah, I know.
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Okay,
as I was saying...
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First off, I just wanted
to congratulate you all
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on a productive
second quarter.
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Corporate sees what
this department has been doing
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and they know
it's not easy.
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So thank you.
You're all rock stars.
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Now, I think Katy was gonna
give us an update
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on the Jenkins
and Mongoose campaign.
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So go for it, Katy.
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Thanks, David.
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Before I jump in, Jamie,
I love that desert background.
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So funny.
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I can never figure out how to do
those fake backgrounds.
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It's not fake.
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I'm in a desert.
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I'm always
in a desert.
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Oh. Right.
[ Chuckles ]
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So, Jenkins and Mongoose ��
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You know, when it comes to
sales goals,
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I was just gonna say ��
I think if we ��
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Oh, no, sorry, no, you go.
Whoops, you go first.
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[ Laughs ]
We both ��
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You know, I forget
what I was gonna say.
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And so do I.
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Well, I do just
quickly want to point out
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that Tasha and Nate
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and the whole
twigs and grass department
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are doing amazing work.
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Denise can speak
more to that.
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You're muted.
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You gotta unmute.
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Denise,
we can't hear you.
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Sorry, I was muted.
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I was saying I agree.
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Guys, I think we have
some slow connections.
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So let's do this ��
everybody hop off the Zoom ��
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�Yes.
�Yes.
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�Oh, thank God.
�Yes!
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And then everybody
log right back on,
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and we'll finish up.
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�Really?
�You gotta be kidding me!
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�Oh, come on!
�Come on!
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♪♪
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Mirren:
Throughout the wild,
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we witness a relatable need
for socialization.
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Animals gather for protection,
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for migration,
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or just because
their one annoying friend
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insisted on throwing
a murder mystery party.
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Ugh.
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But as we venture into
the depths of the Indian Ocean,
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we discover that the remora fish
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have another, even more
surprising reason
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to congregate.
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[ Air horn blows ]
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Announcer: Calling all remoras
and suckerfish,
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the weekend is here,
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so come party at
the ocean's biggest club...
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Whale Shark!
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[ Air horn blows ]
Woman: Whale Shark.
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Announcer:
Whale Shark is 40 feet of filter�feeding litness.
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Woman:
The size of a school bus.
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Announcer: Featuring three
insane levels of hedonism.
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Swim wild at
the main underbelly.
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Lounge up front in
our decadent V. I. P. section.
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Woman: By the mouth.
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Announcer:
Or dare to venture aftward
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to the anal fins.
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Woman: Wait, what?
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Announcer: Drink specials
all night long!
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And 2�for�1 jellyfish
till midnight.
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Woman: What was that about
anal fins?
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Announcer:
Nothing, forget it.
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So come get lit at
the biggest fish on Earth ��
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[ Air horn blows ]
Whale shark.
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Doors open at low tide,
21 and up,
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dress code strictly enforced.
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♪♪
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Mirren: As we have seen,
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animals place great value
on primal needs ��
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food...
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shelter...
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a mate.
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But do they, like their
human counterparts,
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ever covet more esoteric
or superficial objects?
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I mean, for example, personally,
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I enjoy collecting
prestigious acting awards.
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I'm really hoping there's going
to be a Grammy in my future.
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Shh! Lips sealed.
[ Chuckles ]
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And amongst the timber of
the North American forests,
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we see that
the gray�collared chipmunk
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has amassed an assortment
of woodland treasures.
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♪♪
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Announcer: It's time for
"Andy's Acorner,"
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only on
the Nature Shopping Network.
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Andy: Hi, hello, and welcome to
"Andy's Acorner"!
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As always, I'm Andy,
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and I'm joined by my assistant,
Dee Dee.
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Dee Dee: Hey, there,
America, glad to ��
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Keep your commentary short,
Dee Dee!
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We only have three hours,
and this time is precious.
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Almost as precious
as these ��
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super precious,
limited�edition
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multi�season
home decor acorns!
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Or, should I say,
these home dé�corns.
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Laughs ]
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[ Sniffs ] Ahh.
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Yes,
you heard me sniffing.
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These gorgeous home accent
acorns are scented.
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Mmm!
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They come in cinnamon,
plain acorn,
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and �� this is fun ��
cupcake!
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Fun!
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And we have a caller.
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This is Ted from Tampa, Florida.
Hi, Ted.
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Ted: I love these acorns,Andy. [ Laughs ]
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Thanks, Ted.
Aren't they fabulous?
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[ Laughs ] Yes.
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I can't getenough of 'em!
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I have severalin every room in my house ��
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and my house is enormous,so that's a lot.
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I'm talking a huge, huge house,and I live all alone.
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Completely alone.Because I messed up, Andy.
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[ Chuckles ] I messed up bad,and my family left me,
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and here, I'm justsittin' around,
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awaiting my murder trial,which I'll probably lose,
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and all I have areyour spectacular acorns,
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and I love them!
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Almost as muchas I love you, Andy.
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Which is a lot.Let me smell your hair.
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Let me smell your fur.I want to smell your fur.
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Let me smell it.Let me smell it.
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[ Dial tone ]
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Announcer: You've been watching
"Andy's Acorner"
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on NSN.
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NSN �� Be irresponsible
with your money.
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♪♪
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Fish: Oh, my God, Diana?
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Wow! Hi!
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Diana: Um, hey.
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It's me. Brian.
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Brian the Fish?
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From high school?
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Oh. Oh, my God.
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Oh, my God, Brian.
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Of course. Hi.
It's been forever.
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Yeah, it is so crazy
running into you.
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[ Chuckles ]
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So...
are you still a seahorse?
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Yep. Still a seahorse.
How about you?
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Are you still a...
scorpionfish, was it?
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Yep,
still a scorpionfish.
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And you still
live in the, uh...
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Ocean. Yeah,
I still live in the ocean.
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You?
Yeah. Never left.
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Mm.
Wow.
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[ Chuckles ] Wow.
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Well, it's been
so great catching up.
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I'll see you later.
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I kept one of
your old gym T�shirts
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and smell it
to fall asleep!
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[ Sighs ] This is why
I never come home to visit.
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♪♪
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Mirren:
For animals in the wild,
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life is defined by upheaval.
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Theirs is a world
of constant change,
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without the luxury of emotional
attachment or nostalgia ��
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which, I assume,
is why animals
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have very few classic rock
radio stations.
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But every so often,
the natural world slows enough
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to allow for self�reflection,
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as with the side�blotched lizard
in Mexico.
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[ Birds chirping ]
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Announcer: Tonight
on "Reptile Hoarders"...
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Samantha: So, Carla, we all came
over today because we love you
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and we're worried
about you.
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Lizzy: We think
you have a problem.
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Carla: W�What do you mean?
What's this about?
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Ally:
You need to stop carrying
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your old dead skin around
everywhere.
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Carla: What? [ Chuckles ]
This old thing?
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I don't carry it
everywhere.
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You do.
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And you have hundreds more
all over your house.
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We love you,
but you're a hoarder.
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Nobody needs all this
old dead skin.
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I do!
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I might want to, uh,
wear it again...someday.
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Seriously?
Listen to yourself, Carla.
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We think
you have a problem.
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You missed my wedding.
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You said you were busy
carrying around
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your old dead skin
in your mouth.
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Do you know
how that sounds?
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I can't believe
you're doing this to me.
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I'm just going to
slowly take this...
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and then burn it.
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Stop it!
This is my skin!
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I need my skin!
You can't do this to me!
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You're all
a bunch of [bleep]
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We're just trying
to help.
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We think
you have a problem.
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Shut the [bleep] up,
Lizzy.
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You're not my real friend!
[Bleep] you!
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Well, I think that went about
as well as it could have.
254
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Announcer: This has been
"Reptile Hoarders."
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Now stay tuned for an all�new
episode of "Pack Rats."
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Oh, I'm sorry
I didn't ask earlier,
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but how was
everyone's weekend?
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[ Dogs barking ]
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Good.
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Okay, great.
That's wonderful.
261
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Glad you all got
some time to decompress.
262
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:22,429
Now,
I want to circle back
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on something we had
off�lined about.
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Do we have anyone here
from the Shanghai branch?
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Yes, hi.
This is Margaret.
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I'm on the Shanghai branch
as we speak.
267
00:11:29,814 --> 00:11:32,074
Hi, Margaret. Were you able
to connect with Clint
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to see if sales is on the same
page about these growth targets?
269
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:36,861
Yeah, I pinged Clint
earlier today.
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I think he had a question
about the deck you sent over.
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Is Clint on here?
272
00:11:40,992 --> 00:11:43,042
You know what?
I think Clint might be frozen.
273
00:11:43,036 --> 00:11:44,656
Clint,
are you frozen?
274
00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:46,502
No, everything looks clear
on my end.
275
00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:47,917
Unless you're talking
about the weather.
276
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Then, yeah, it's like
below 20 here.
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Oh, right.
278
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[ Dogs barking ]
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I'm so sorry, but
whoever's dogs are barking,
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00:11:56,257 --> 00:11:57,837
can you please
mute yourself?
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00:11:57,842 --> 00:11:59,722
Wait, I'm confused.
282
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,299
How come we couldn't hear
what the dogs were saying?
283
00:12:01,304 --> 00:12:05,144
Don't be ridiculous.
Everyone knows dogs can't talk.
284
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Everyone,
if we could turn to
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the next action item
on our agenda,
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I ju��
287
00:12:11,522 --> 00:12:14,782
Okay, so, David, you actually
are frozen now.
288
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So this means we're done
for the day, right?
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[ Chuckles ]
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[ Speech fast�forwarding ]
...balls.
291
00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,240
Whoa.
292
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,241
That was weird.
293
00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,372
What the hell was that?
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♪♪
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Mirren: The propagation
of the species
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relies upon a continuous cycle
of mating.
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Fortunately, most animals
are always down to clown.
298
00:12:42,512 --> 00:12:49,102
But for every frisky otter
and randy orangutan,
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00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,852
there is some limp�noodled moose
300
00:12:51,854 --> 00:12:55,404
who's done enough humping
for one lifetime
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and really just wants
to take a nap.
302
00:12:59,404 --> 00:13:03,244
However, there are ways
to keep things fresh
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for animals weary of
the rigors of coitus,
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as we'll see
with these horned owls
305
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:12,214
in the forests of Argentina.
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♪♪
307
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[ Smooching ]
308
00:13:20,842 --> 00:13:22,802
You look so hot
in that suit.
309
00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:24,302
Okay, babe,
that's enough.
310
00:13:24,304 --> 00:13:26,224
You've had too much wine.
311
00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:29,982
Three glasses of Pinot
is hardly too much wine.
312
00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,596
How about some role play?
313
00:13:31,602 --> 00:13:33,232
Shh!
Not right now!
314
00:13:33,229 --> 00:13:36,069
Come on!
No one's watching.
315
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,105
[ Russian accent ]
I'm a sexy Russian spy,
316
00:13:38,109 --> 00:13:39,939
and you are...
317
00:13:39,944 --> 00:13:42,614
Trying to pay attention
during my nephew's baptism.
318
00:13:42,613 --> 00:13:45,533
[ Baby fussing ]
319
00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:48,873
Do the godparents have something
they'd like to add?
320
00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:50,960
Nope.
[ Clears throat ]
321
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,535
Sorry, Father.
Go ahead and...
322
00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,501
dip that kid.
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[ Smooching ]
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♪♪
325
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Announcer: Welcome back to
"Andy's Acorner,"
326
00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:06,219
only on
the Nature Shopping Network.
327
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:09,640
Okay, we are back, back,
back again, America!
328
00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:12,270
Now, that was a little
spooky back there,
329
00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,978
but I think Ted
from Tampa, Florida,
330
00:14:13,978 --> 00:14:16,148
was just so darn enthusiastic
331
00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,317
about these breathtaking
limited�edition acorns!
332
00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:20,857
And I don't blame him.
333
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:22,110
Me neither, Andy.
334
00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:23,651
While we were away,
335
00:14:23,654 --> 00:14:26,744
these multi�seasonal
home decor accent acorns
336
00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,411
must've turned into hot cakes,
337
00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:29,449
because they're selling
like them.
338
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:31,042
Wow!
339
00:14:31,037 --> 00:14:33,407
Have I mentioned
they're limited edition?
340
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:35,714
The limit is only 500,000,
341
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,168
so you gotta act now.
342
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:38,798
You won't regret it.
343
00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,125
These little delights
just dress up anything ��
344
00:14:41,130 --> 00:14:43,170
a coffee table, a side table,
345
00:14:43,174 --> 00:14:45,184
a bedside table,
a console table,
346
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,966
a dining table,
a breakfast table,
347
00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:48,599
a picnic table.
348
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:51,266
Ooh, I'm being told
we have another caller.
349
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:53,095
This is Ned
from Tampa, Florida.
350
00:14:53,101 --> 00:14:54,731
Hi, there, Ned.
351
00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,557
Ned: [ High�pitched voice]
Yes, hello, Andy.
352
00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,942
These acorns aresimply enchanting.
353
00:14:58,940 --> 00:15:01,980
I love howthey sit on surfaces.
354
00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:05,284
I love them so much, I'd liketo send you a thank�you card!
355
00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,739
Aw, so sweet.
356
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,489
So sweet.
357
00:15:08,491 --> 00:15:11,741
All I need is the addressof your location.
358
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:13,754
Ted: [ Normal voice ]
Your exact location...
359
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,826
because I am comingfor you, Andy!
360
00:15:15,832 --> 00:15:17,792
I want to smell your fur.I want to smell...
361
00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,382
Holy [bleep]
362
00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:21,087
Announcer:
"Andy's Acorner"
363
00:15:21,087 --> 00:15:23,457
will be right back on NSN.
364
00:15:23,464 --> 00:15:27,264
NSN �� The more you buy,
the less empty you'll feel.
365
00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,760
We promise.
366
00:15:33,099 --> 00:15:39,649
♪♪
367
00:15:39,647 --> 00:15:46,107
♪♪
368
00:15:46,112 --> 00:15:47,862
Josh:
Ugh, this is so boring.
369
00:15:47,864 --> 00:15:49,954
I asked for a PS5.
370
00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:53,449
Josh's mom: But a telescope can
show you other worlds, Josh.
371
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:57,122
Well, there's the Andersons
across the street, being boring.
372
00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,963
Don't snoop.
Point it at the sky.
373
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,288
Discover something.
374
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,673
Alright, alright.
375
00:16:01,669 --> 00:16:04,049
Let's see
what we can discover.
376
00:16:04,046 --> 00:16:06,006
Ah, hello neighbors.
377
00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,337
Oh. Oh, God.
[ Gags ]
378
00:16:08,342 --> 00:16:10,222
Oh, it can't be that ��
379
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,639
Oh!
What in the world?
380
00:16:12,638 --> 00:16:14,218
Fine,
we'll get you the PS5.
381
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,433
Ugh.
I told you.
382
00:16:16,434 --> 00:16:25,074
♪♪
383
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,777
Mirren: Animals are forever
in search of sustenance.
384
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:31,779
The voracious crocodile,
385
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:34,242
the grazing deer,
386
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:40,633
the �� ugh ��
regurgitating penguin.
387
00:16:40,625 --> 00:16:42,625
Well, after seeing that,
388
00:16:42,627 --> 00:16:44,957
it looks like
I'll be skipping lunch.
389
00:16:46,756 --> 00:16:51,176
In the wild, food must be
consumed solely for survival
390
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:54,427
and can almost never be savored.
391
00:16:54,430 --> 00:16:58,060
To see the animal dining
experience up close,
392
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:02,229
let's head to the murky waters
of central Africa.
393
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:07,032
Announcer: Tired of all these
new fancy�schmancy restaurants
394
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:08,736
with their "utensils"?
395
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:11,486
Mm,
summer home in Greece.
396
00:17:11,489 --> 00:17:14,989
Then come eat the old�fashioned
way at Handsies.
397
00:17:16,327 --> 00:17:19,577
God gave ya two hands,
so eat with 'em.
398
00:17:19,580 --> 00:17:21,960
Handsies is
an all�you�can�grab buffet
399
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:23,998
with all your favorite classics,
400
00:17:24,001 --> 00:17:27,761
like white taffy glop,
401
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,965
river banana,
402
00:17:29,966 --> 00:17:34,176
or a long, hairy arm
of creamed spit.
403
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,968
Wash it down
with a refreshing slurp
404
00:17:36,973 --> 00:17:41,273
of stagnant trunkwater
with real mosquito eggs.
405
00:17:41,269 --> 00:17:43,269
Save room for dessert
and dip your tail
406
00:17:43,271 --> 00:17:45,271
in our old�fashioned
syrup stump,
407
00:17:45,273 --> 00:17:47,863
just like Grandpa used to do.
408
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:52,408
Handsies is a place to slow
down, eat good, and reconnect.
409
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:57,405
Because using your own hands
just feels...right.
410
00:17:57,410 --> 00:17:59,200
Woman: Handsies is located
off the deer path
411
00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:01,583
near the tree
that looks like a peacock.
412
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,286
Announcer: Welcome back to
"Andy's Acorner."
413
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,004
Hi, there.
414
00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,634
I, um, I'm so sorry
415
00:18:10,631 --> 00:18:13,381
that we once again
had to take a little break
416
00:18:13,384 --> 00:18:15,434
due to another scary lil' call
417
00:18:15,428 --> 00:18:18,808
from a disturbed man
who is very good at accents.
418
00:18:18,806 --> 00:18:20,096
So talented.
419
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,229
But that's all behind us.
420
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:24,056
And for the time being,
421
00:18:24,061 --> 00:18:26,771
we are no longer taking
callers from Tampa.
422
00:18:26,772 --> 00:18:28,482
So. Let's, uh...
423
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:30,942
Let's keep talking about
these adorable acorns
424
00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,863
that make great gifts.
425
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,622
Give a few of these
to your friends, your family,
426
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,945
family friends, neighbors,
teachers, pets.
427
00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:42,251
Oh. Oh, good.
Um, another caller.
428
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:45,826
This is Ed from...
Oh, whew.
429
00:18:45,833 --> 00:18:48,293
This is Ed from
Not�Tampa, Florida.
430
00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:50,004
Hi, Ed.
431
00:18:50,004 --> 00:18:52,554
Ed:
[ Breathing heavily ]
432
00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:55,508
Uh, h�hello?
433
00:18:55,509 --> 00:18:59,849
[ Singsong voice]
Andy. Andy.
434
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:03,017
Hey, you're Ted and Ned
from before.
435
00:19:03,017 --> 00:19:05,227
Aah! Get this man
off my phone!
436
00:19:05,227 --> 00:19:08,767
You can't end this call,Andy.
437
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:11,363
Because I'm inyour corner.
438
00:19:11,359 --> 00:19:16,989
Oh, God, the call is coming from
inside the sound stage.
439
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,819
Dee Dee?
440
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:20,534
Dee Dee's gone.
441
00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:22,204
And you're next.
442
00:19:22,203 --> 00:19:24,873
Somebody help!
443
00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:28,502
Announcer: You've been watching
"Andy's Acorner" on NSN.
444
00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:31,051
NSN ��
Where your vicious circle
445
00:19:31,045 --> 00:19:34,045
of runaway spending
hits rock bottom.
446
00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:40,758
♪♪
447
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:45,733
♪♪
448
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,186
Mirren: As another journey
into the animal kingdom
449
00:19:48,187 --> 00:19:51,607
draws to a close,
450
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,607
we are reminded that
this world is comprised
451
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,990
of a unique collection
of voices.
452
00:19:56,987 --> 00:19:59,737
[ Birds squawking ]
453
00:19:59,740 --> 00:20:01,580
[ Screeches ]
454
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,985
Mirren: And when one creature
bravely steps forward
455
00:20:03,994 --> 00:20:05,714
to make themselves heard,
456
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,615
we must honor
their contribution...
457
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:09,423
[ Snake hisses ]
458
00:20:09,417 --> 00:20:12,207
...for it is always important
to listen ��
459
00:20:12,211 --> 00:20:13,631
Thanks, Helen Mirren.
460
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,259
Your support means
everything to us.
461
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:16,586
In fact, I was talking
to some of the guys ��
462
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:19,430
Uh, actually, I wasn't done
speaking yet.
463
00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,007
I just really appreciate
what you're doing.
464
00:20:21,011 --> 00:20:23,061
Oh, please,
put a sock in it, nerd.
465
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:25,465
I'm trying to wrap up here.
466
00:20:26,726 --> 00:20:28,056
As I said,
467
00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:31,020
it is always important
to listen
468
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:33,771
to all that can be learned...
469
00:20:33,774 --> 00:20:36,614
when nature calls.
470
00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:40,320
And I know we've been on here
for almost four hours,
471
00:20:40,322 --> 00:20:42,372
so I'll get to the real point
of this Zoom call,
472
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:43,656
and that's
something exciting ��
473
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,079
We are re�opening the offices
next week.
474
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,288
So is Bagel Thursday
still gonna be on Thursday?
475
00:20:47,288 --> 00:20:49,118
Wait, I want to
switch parking spots.
476
00:20:49,123 --> 00:20:50,293
�Oh, that's so great.
�But will the A/C be working?
477
00:20:50,291 --> 00:20:52,591
Actually, I don't want
to be that guy,
478
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:55,625
but I feel I have to bring up
an interpersonal issue.
479
00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:58,009
Here we go.
Last year, before we went remote,
480
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,257
Lisa tried to
kill and eat me.
481
00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:02,549
Glen, thank you
for addressing that.
482
00:21:02,553 --> 00:21:05,183
And I want everyone to know
that during the past year,
483
00:21:05,181 --> 00:21:07,351
I have been
working on myself.
484
00:21:07,349 --> 00:21:08,979
I went to
sensitivity training.
485
00:21:08,976 --> 00:21:11,056
And I am now...
an omnivore.
486
00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,811
�Oh, great.
�That's amazing.
487
00:21:12,813 --> 00:21:14,613
�Whoo�whoo!
�Whoo�hoo!
488
00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:16,897
�Good for you!
�That is so great for you.
489
00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:18,361
�Love that.
�That doesn't ��
490
00:21:18,360 --> 00:21:20,400
That actually doesn't
address my concern.
491
00:21:20,404 --> 00:21:22,534
Anyway, thank you all
for putting up with
492
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:26,621
this weird situation for
the past year and a half,
493
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,619
but who's counting,
am I right?
494
00:21:28,621 --> 00:21:31,961
I look forward to seeing you
in person, back in the office,
495
00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:35,917
so we can continue to make this
company the best at what we do.
496
00:21:37,797 --> 00:21:39,757
Sorry, did I freeze,
or...?
497
00:21:39,757 --> 00:21:42,887
No, we were just all trying to
remember what this company does.
498
00:21:42,885 --> 00:21:44,885
Nothing's ringing a bell.
499
00:21:44,887 --> 00:21:48,347
It's sales, right?
Uh, sales something.
500
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,599
I thought we made
lawn furniture.
501
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:52,060
Ah, right. I can see how
that would be confusing.
502
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:57,226
Whup, David's frozen again.
No, I'm not.
503
00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,363
I'm just trying to remember
what we all do for work.
504
00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:02,661
And why it matters.
505
00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:05,025
Just give me a sec.
I'll think of something.
506
00:22:08,619 --> 00:22:14,209
♪♪
507
00:22:14,208 --> 00:22:17,628
Mirren:
Our planet spins in the cosmos,
508
00:22:17,628 --> 00:22:22,218
a shimmering vessel
hurtling through the void.
509
00:22:22,216 --> 00:22:25,676
But we humans have companions
on this,
510
00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:29,348
our spaceship Earth.
511
00:22:29,348 --> 00:22:33,268
Have you met my companion
Fabrizio?
512
00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:34,939
We're so in love.
513
00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:37,187
His name's Fabrizio.
514
00:22:40,442 --> 00:22:42,442
We share this journey
515
00:22:42,444 --> 00:22:44,364
throughout existence
516
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,913
with the animals.
517
00:22:47,908 --> 00:22:49,828
And it would be wise for us
518
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:54,957
to become better acquainted with
our fellow travelers.
519
00:22:54,957 --> 00:22:57,457
Lemur:
Yep, just a fellow traveler looking to hitch a ride.
520
00:22:57,459 --> 00:22:59,419
And I don't need to stop
for a restroom break
521
00:22:59,420 --> 00:23:02,510
'cause I'm taking care of that
right now.
522
00:23:02,506 --> 00:23:04,676
Ahh.
523
00:23:04,675 --> 00:23:10,055
Mirren: It is a motley crew,
this animal kingdom...
524
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:14,805
and one full of
fascinating personalities,
525
00:23:14,810 --> 00:23:18,150
unbelievable stories,
526
00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:22,687
and unique perspectives
of life on this planet.
527
00:23:22,693 --> 00:23:24,323
Giraffe: My perspective?
528
00:23:24,320 --> 00:23:26,610
Everyone could be
a few feet taller.
529
00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:28,664
Ant: I think everyone could be
a few feet shorter.
530
00:23:28,657 --> 00:23:32,077
Goat: And me?
I just like to eat dirt.
531
00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,407
Mirren:
There is no telling
532
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,173
where this journey
will ultimately lead us.
533
00:23:38,918 --> 00:23:40,748
But we can take solace
534
00:23:40,753 --> 00:23:47,093
in knowing that we will not
arrive there alone...
535
00:23:47,092 --> 00:23:50,142
when nature calls.
536
00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:53,057
♪♪
537
00:23:54,433 --> 00:24:00,903
♪♪
538
00:24:00,898 --> 00:24:04,858
Observe animal behavior
close enough,
539
00:24:04,860 --> 00:24:07,030
and you will see them
honor milestones
540
00:24:07,029 --> 00:24:10,659
in much the same way
that humans do.
541
00:24:10,658 --> 00:24:16,208
Elephants hold ad hoc memorials
for fallen herd members.
542
00:24:16,205 --> 00:24:21,415
Peacocks engage in complex
dances to initiate mating.
543
00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:25,168
And these penguins host
a bi�monthly book club
544
00:24:25,172 --> 00:24:28,632
dedicated to the novels
of Nicholas Sparks.
545
00:24:28,634 --> 00:24:32,724
The instinct to not only
congregate but to celebrate
546
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,771
is not lost on
our animal friends,
547
00:24:35,766 --> 00:24:39,516
as we see with these
bald eagles in northern Alaska.
548
00:24:39,520 --> 00:24:44,230
♪♪
549
00:24:44,233 --> 00:24:45,993
You're engaged!
550
00:24:45,985 --> 00:24:47,985
Ohhhh! Bro. Bro. Bro.
551
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,317
You're engaged!
552
00:24:49,321 --> 00:24:51,241
I know, bro!
It's amazing!
553
00:24:51,240 --> 00:24:52,570
I'm gonna
have a wedding!
554
00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:54,204
I'm gonna be
in your wedding.
555
00:24:54,201 --> 00:24:56,451
You're gonna be my best man,
bro.
556
00:24:56,453 --> 00:24:57,963
For real?
Bro.
557
00:24:57,955 --> 00:24:59,745
What about
your actual brothers?
558
00:24:59,748 --> 00:25:03,038
They might be my brothers,
but you're my bro, bro.
559
00:25:03,043 --> 00:25:06,053
No rush, but have you started
planning yet, bro?
560
00:25:06,046 --> 00:25:08,336
Uh, hell yeah.
The theme is pastels,
561
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,090
and the reception will
have a photo booth.
562
00:25:10,092 --> 00:25:12,392
With funny props
and hats?
563
00:25:12,386 --> 00:25:14,216
So many
funny props and hats!
564
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:16,221
I know you love
that [bleep] bro!
565
00:25:16,223 --> 00:25:18,103
I'm gonna plan
your bachelor party.
566
00:25:18,100 --> 00:25:20,020
Dude, let's make it
a joint thing
567
00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,019
with my fiancé
and her bridesmaids.
568
00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:24,361
That sounds so fun,
bro.
569
00:25:24,356 --> 00:25:25,936
And we should totally
have a...
570
00:25:25,941 --> 00:25:28,821
Both: Spa day, bro!
571
00:25:28,819 --> 00:25:32,699
I am buyin' pedicures
for all my bros!
572
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:37,408
♪♪
573
00:25:37,411 --> 00:25:39,251
Mirren:
Life in the natural world,
574
00:25:39,246 --> 00:25:42,076
with its many cycles
and patterns,
575
00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:45,002
can seem refreshingly reliable,
576
00:25:45,002 --> 00:25:47,092
almost predictable.
577
00:25:47,087 --> 00:25:50,007
The sun rises and sets,
578
00:25:50,007 --> 00:25:52,297
the tides ebb and flow,
579
00:25:52,301 --> 00:25:54,801
and monkeys pick things
off each other
580
00:25:54,803 --> 00:25:56,513
and then eat them.
581
00:25:58,515 --> 00:26:02,185
But underneath this steady
clockwork of existence
582
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:03,646
lies mysteries,
583
00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:05,765
unspoken secrets,
584
00:26:05,773 --> 00:26:08,193
and hidden truths.
585
00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:11,402
Stare into the eyes
of a wise being,
586
00:26:11,403 --> 00:26:15,123
like the greater kudu
of Djibouti.
587
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:16,735
I love saying that ��
588
00:26:16,742 --> 00:26:19,542
"kudu of Djibouti."
589
00:26:19,536 --> 00:26:21,576
All together now ��
590
00:26:21,580 --> 00:26:24,880
kudu of Djibouti.
591
00:26:24,875 --> 00:26:27,085
Very good.
592
00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:31,296
Let us bear witness
to this sacred knowledge.
593
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,088
Announcer:
And now, duck and cover.
594
00:26:33,092 --> 00:26:35,472
It's time for
"Uncle Antelope's Truth Bombs."
595
00:26:38,097 --> 00:26:40,717
Uncle Antelope:
Well, well, well.
596
00:26:40,724 --> 00:26:44,024
Once again,
Uncle Antelope was right.
597
00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,979
I told ya,
but ya didn't listen.
598
00:26:46,980 --> 00:26:49,020
I said,
"Buy that Gamestop stock.
599
00:26:49,024 --> 00:26:51,074
That stock is going to the moon.
600
00:26:51,068 --> 00:26:53,448
Buy now and get rich."
601
00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,315
But no,
"Don't listen to Uncle Antelope.
602
00:26:56,323 --> 00:26:59,123
He's got horns
shaped like curly fries.
603
00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:02,498
He can't even use e�mail.
What's he know about stonks?"
604
00:27:02,496 --> 00:27:05,166
Well, oops on you [bleep]
605
00:27:05,165 --> 00:27:06,955
Better listen to Uncle Antelope.
606
00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:10,839
Announcer: This has been
"Uncle Antelope's Truth Bombs."
607
00:27:15,509 --> 00:27:18,179
♪♪
608
00:27:18,178 --> 00:27:20,008
Mirren:
As we have witnessed,
609
00:27:20,013 --> 00:27:22,643
our animal compatriots
are many things ��
610
00:27:22,641 --> 00:27:24,851
fascinating,
611
00:27:24,852 --> 00:27:27,152
compelling,
612
00:27:27,145 --> 00:27:29,645
engaging,
613
00:27:29,648 --> 00:27:31,608
riveting,
614
00:27:31,608 --> 00:27:34,648
intriguing,
615
00:27:34,653 --> 00:27:35,953
bewitching ��
[ Object thuds ]
616
00:27:35,946 --> 00:27:38,116
Oh, dropped my book.
617
00:27:38,115 --> 00:27:39,405
Um, you know,
what's it called?
618
00:27:39,408 --> 00:27:41,578
The thing.
Oh, what's it called?
619
00:27:41,577 --> 00:27:43,077
The, you know,
book's got the words
620
00:27:43,078 --> 00:27:44,658
that mean other words in it.
621
00:27:44,663 --> 00:27:46,213
What's it called?
Um...
622
00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,456
Jerry:
You mean a thesaurus?
623
00:27:48,458 --> 00:27:51,798
Ooh, look at
the big brain on Jerry.
624
00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:54,085
Yes, very good, Jer.
625
00:27:54,089 --> 00:27:57,469
A thesaurus,
you massive dork.
626
00:27:57,467 --> 00:28:01,387
And of all the qualities
that wild animals display,
627
00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:05,978
perhaps the rarest is
cooperation.
628
00:28:05,976 --> 00:28:09,096
But the spirit of
supportive teamwork exists,
629
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:13,944
even within the typically cagey
capuchin monkeys of Costa Rica.
630
00:28:13,942 --> 00:28:16,242
♪♪
631
00:28:16,236 --> 00:28:19,736
[ Monkeys hooting ]
632
00:28:19,740 --> 00:28:22,450
Yeah, I really feel it
in my glutes.
633
00:28:22,451 --> 00:28:24,241
That means it's working.
Keep up the pace.
634
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,794
Three more branches.
635
00:28:25,787 --> 00:28:27,457
I've never done
this kind of training before.
636
00:28:27,456 --> 00:28:29,116
What,
strength conditioning?
637
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,844
No, carrying my personal trainer
around on my back.
638
00:28:31,835 --> 00:28:33,295
It's tough.
639
00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,255
It's proven
to be effective.
640
00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:37,835
This is how Chris Evans got
jacked for Captain America.
641
00:28:37,841 --> 00:28:39,641
Yeah,
you mentioned that.
642
00:28:39,635 --> 00:28:41,005
I don't think that's true.
643
00:28:41,011 --> 00:28:43,391
Lift those legs.
You got this.
644
00:28:43,388 --> 00:28:46,478
This is the same exercise I do
with my own personal trainer.
645
00:28:46,475 --> 00:28:48,765
Lift those legs.
You got this.
646
00:28:48,769 --> 00:28:50,229
Wait, is that ��
647
00:28:50,228 --> 00:28:52,558
Is your trainer on your back
right now
648
00:28:52,564 --> 00:28:54,824
while you're on my back?
649
00:28:54,816 --> 00:28:56,396
�Yep. Keep up the pace.
�Yep. Keep up the pace.
650
00:28:56,401 --> 00:28:58,571
I think I need to take five
to hydrate.
651
00:28:58,570 --> 00:29:01,990
Hey, what the �� you're sort of
holding me back there.
652
00:29:01,990 --> 00:29:03,450
Is this
part of the training?
653
00:29:03,450 --> 00:29:06,330
Yes. For the last time,
this method works.
654
00:29:06,328 --> 00:29:07,998
It's how Gerard Butler
got ripped
655
00:29:07,996 --> 00:29:09,616
for "How To Train Your Dragon."
656
00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:13,383
Okay, that's a cartoon.
I feel like this is a scam.
657
00:29:13,377 --> 00:29:15,207
Good session today.
See you next week.
658
00:29:15,212 --> 00:29:18,012
Where are you ��
Hey! You took my wallet!
659
00:29:21,718 --> 00:29:24,008
Mirren: Animals navigate
life in the wild
660
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:26,392
in a state of constant vigil ��
661
00:29:26,390 --> 00:29:28,520
forever scanning
their surroundings
662
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:31,557
to thwart imminent threats.
663
00:29:31,561 --> 00:29:34,521
But do these creatures
possess the ability
664
00:29:34,523 --> 00:29:38,153
to refocus their attention
from outside dangers
665
00:29:38,151 --> 00:29:41,571
and look within to perhaps
discover something
666
00:29:41,571 --> 00:29:45,241
akin to confidence
or even pride?
667
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:48,082
Monkey: If you got it,
you flaunt it, Helen Mirren.
668
00:29:48,078 --> 00:29:51,368
And I have got it
going on.
669
00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,583
Mirren: Oh, no.
Oh, you poor thing.
670
00:29:53,583 --> 00:29:56,003
It's the jungle.
It's really cold in the jungle.
671
00:29:56,003 --> 00:29:57,213
That's what it is.
672
00:29:57,212 --> 00:29:58,802
Monkey:
What makes you say that?
673
00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,127
Mirren: Nothing.
No, nothing. Nothing at all.
674
00:30:01,133 --> 00:30:04,013
No, no,
you be you, champ.
675
00:30:04,011 --> 00:30:05,931
There is evidence in nature
676
00:30:05,929 --> 00:30:08,849
that some animals
are not only self�aware,
677
00:30:08,849 --> 00:30:13,349
but they also strive
to better themselves,
678
00:30:13,353 --> 00:30:16,233
like these elephants
in central Africa.
679
00:30:18,859 --> 00:30:21,029
Woman: Welcome to
"Elephant Etiquette,"
680
00:30:21,028 --> 00:30:22,858
a course on how to be the best,
681
00:30:22,863 --> 00:30:25,823
most polished version
of your elephant self.
682
00:30:25,824 --> 00:30:28,044
Let us begin with...
683
00:30:28,035 --> 00:30:30,865
fine dining.
684
00:30:30,871 --> 00:30:32,411
This is Girtha.
685
00:30:32,414 --> 00:30:34,294
Hello.
686
00:30:34,291 --> 00:30:37,841
Girtha, show them how to be
a proper elephant.
687
00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:39,546
[ Slurping ]
Tusks up.
688
00:30:39,546 --> 00:30:41,546
Tusks always up.
689
00:30:41,548 --> 00:30:45,178
Remember, ladies, it's one
refined motion up to the mouth.
690
00:30:45,177 --> 00:30:46,597
[ Slurping ]
691
00:30:46,595 --> 00:30:48,845
Another tip ��
do not pace yourself.
692
00:30:48,847 --> 00:30:51,977
A proper elephant eats
the way Cardi B talks.
693
00:30:51,975 --> 00:30:53,555
[ Gurgling ]
694
00:30:53,560 --> 00:30:55,440
Rapidly, aggressively,
695
00:30:55,437 --> 00:30:57,937
and using noises
no one knew existed.
696
00:30:57,939 --> 00:31:00,229
[ Gurgling ]
697
00:31:00,233 --> 00:31:02,113
That's right.
698
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:04,700
Eat like they're going to
outlaw food in the morning.
699
00:31:04,696 --> 00:31:06,486
So refined.
700
00:31:06,490 --> 00:31:08,120
Yes. Yes!
701
00:31:08,116 --> 00:31:10,326
Like the inside of your [bleep]
is on fire
702
00:31:10,327 --> 00:31:12,827
and this is the only way
to put it out.
703
00:31:12,829 --> 00:31:14,289
Quite punctilious.
704
00:31:14,289 --> 00:31:18,459
[ Gasps ]
Mmm. Ahhhh.
705
00:31:18,460 --> 00:31:21,210
Remember, an elephant
is not a true lady
706
00:31:21,213 --> 00:31:23,473
unless her entire trunk
is positively sopping
707
00:31:23,465 --> 00:31:26,005
with wet, messy mud and slop.
708
00:31:26,009 --> 00:31:28,929
You can remember this
by memorizing this poem ��
709
00:31:28,929 --> 00:31:32,889
"A lady legit must be
covered in [bleep]"
710
00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:39,191
[ Slurping, gurgling ]
711
00:31:39,189 --> 00:31:42,439
These two are ready
for high society.
712
00:31:42,442 --> 00:31:45,402
This has been
"Elephant Etiquette."
713
00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,243
Next time, we shall discuss
714
00:31:47,239 --> 00:31:50,159
proper, polite
conversation topics.
715
00:31:50,158 --> 00:31:53,498
Have you listened to
the latest Joe Rogan podcast?
716
00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:56,035
Ooh,
I love when he opines
717
00:31:56,039 --> 00:31:58,419
on the benefits of
human growth hormone.
718
00:31:58,416 --> 00:32:00,746
Ah, so refined.
719
00:32:04,339 --> 00:32:08,969
♪♪
720
00:32:08,969 --> 00:32:12,889
Mirren: We travel now to
the Lopburi ruins of Thailand.
721
00:32:14,558 --> 00:32:16,768
Here, we meet a family
of macaque
722
00:32:16,768 --> 00:32:20,688
who, in a break from their
normally frenetic existence,
723
00:32:20,689 --> 00:32:24,189
struggle to preserve
a singular moment in time.
724
00:32:26,945 --> 00:32:29,105
Photographer: Okay,
Anderson Family, you're up next.
725
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,784
Time to get
your holiday portrait.
726
00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,372
Grandpa Joe: What is this?
What are we doing?
727
00:32:32,367 --> 00:32:33,697
Angela: Grandpa Joe,
it's a family picture.
728
00:32:33,702 --> 00:32:35,622
You might want to
close your legs.
729
00:32:35,620 --> 00:32:36,960
Connor: Ugh, why are we
doing this again? It's so lame.
730
00:32:36,955 --> 00:32:38,705
Dylan: Mummy, can we point
the camera this way?
731
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:39,957
Mom: No, honey, you have to do
what the photographer says.
732
00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,128
I'm sorry.
733
00:32:41,126 --> 00:32:42,956
My family is
a bit...hectic.
734
00:32:42,961 --> 00:32:44,461
Kids, come on!
Whoo!
735
00:32:44,462 --> 00:32:46,012
Sit down next to Grandpa.
736
00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,916
We're going to have
a nice family picture!
737
00:32:47,924 --> 00:32:50,724
Photographer: Okay. So if I can
get tall monkeys in the back...
738
00:32:50,719 --> 00:32:52,719
What are you doing, Connor?
You're not tall.
739
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:54,721
Mom: Angela, Connor,
stop fighting.
740
00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,773
Connor: I still don't get why
Kate can't be in the photo.
741
00:32:56,766 --> 00:32:57,766
Because she's
your girlfriend.
742
00:32:57,767 --> 00:32:59,347
She's not family.
743
00:32:59,352 --> 00:33:01,232
[ Scoffs ] We've been dating
for three weeks.
744
00:33:01,229 --> 00:33:03,109
Why are we even
doing this again?
745
00:33:03,106 --> 00:33:04,226
Photographer: You know what,
I'm just gonna take the photo.
746
00:33:04,232 --> 00:33:06,152
[ Camera shutter clicks ]
747
00:33:06,151 --> 00:33:08,611
♪♪
748
00:33:08,612 --> 00:33:11,282
Announcer: And now
watch out for shrapnel.
749
00:33:11,281 --> 00:33:13,661
These are
Uncle Antelope's truth bombs.
750
00:33:15,994 --> 00:33:17,914
Uncle Antelope:
Well, well, well.
751
00:33:17,913 --> 00:33:20,793
Once again, Uncle Antelope
told ya,
752
00:33:20,790 --> 00:33:22,670
but ya just don't listen.
753
00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,417
I called it, I said,
"Kevin Hart will have
754
00:33:25,420 --> 00:33:28,840
a successful mid�career
dramatic turn."
755
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:31,340
You see "Fatherhood"?
756
00:33:31,343 --> 00:33:33,763
I've been calling these
since way back.
757
00:33:33,762 --> 00:33:35,932
Sandler �� "Uncut Gems."
758
00:33:35,931 --> 00:33:38,231
Carrell �� "Foxcatcher."
759
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:41,805
Mo'Nique �� "Precious: Based on
the Novel 'Push' by Sapphire."
760
00:33:41,811 --> 00:33:44,811
Need I continue?
761
00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:48,614
But no,
nobody listens to Uncle Ant.
762
00:33:48,610 --> 00:33:52,660
Because "He's got a back mohawk
and a drinking problem."
763
00:33:52,656 --> 00:33:55,026
"He can't go
within 200 feet of a school.
764
00:33:55,033 --> 00:33:56,993
What's he know about acting?"
765
00:33:56,993 --> 00:33:58,373
Well, I know this ��
766
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,830
what Kevin Hart lacks
in height,
767
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:04,540
he makes up for in range.
768
00:34:04,542 --> 00:34:08,002
Announcer: This has been
"Uncle Antelope's Truth Bombs."
769
00:34:08,004 --> 00:34:16,014
♪♪
770
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:17,682
Mirren: Earth ��
771
00:34:17,681 --> 00:34:22,521
home to millions
of fascinating species.
772
00:34:22,519 --> 00:34:25,609
We're all familiar
with the phrase "party animal."
773
00:34:25,605 --> 00:34:28,225
But what you may not know
is the name derives
774
00:34:28,233 --> 00:34:30,533
from an actual
prehistoric creature,
775
00:34:30,527 --> 00:34:32,357
the pars animalis.
776
00:34:32,362 --> 00:34:35,322
He was a loud
but occasionally good hang
777
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:38,373
who went extinct
in the late Triassic period.
778
00:34:38,368 --> 00:34:40,868
It was either due
to a keg stand gone wrong
779
00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,750
or an asteroid impact,
780
00:34:42,747 --> 00:34:46,037
and he really didn't know
the difference.
781
00:34:46,042 --> 00:34:50,012
But the proud spirit
of the party animal lives on
782
00:34:50,005 --> 00:34:52,665
in his present�day descendants,
783
00:34:52,674 --> 00:34:56,934
like these Fiordland crested
penguins in New Zealand.
784
00:34:56,928 --> 00:35:01,558
♪♪
785
00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:03,178
Penguin: This club's
gonna be lit!
786
00:35:03,184 --> 00:35:04,644
Please
let the club be lit.
787
00:35:04,644 --> 00:35:07,114
Oh, here we go.
788
00:35:07,105 --> 00:35:09,605
Aw, yeah,
the club sounds lit.
789
00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,148
It's lit. It's lit.
[ Laughs ]
790
00:35:11,151 --> 00:35:12,861
Even the line
to get in is lit.
791
00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:14,031
Penguin 2: I'm not waiting
in line.
792
00:35:14,029 --> 00:35:15,199
Do you know who I am?
793
00:35:15,196 --> 00:35:17,196
This is gonna be lit!
794
00:35:17,198 --> 00:35:19,528
Penguin 3: Whoo!
The club is lit.
795
00:35:19,534 --> 00:35:20,954
It's lit.
796
00:35:20,952 --> 00:35:22,372
I told you it'd be lit.
797
00:35:22,370 --> 00:35:24,000
Wait, is this the line?
798
00:35:23,997 --> 00:35:25,617
Or is the line over there?
799
00:35:25,624 --> 00:35:27,294
Yeah, hold up,
I'm confused.
800
00:35:27,292 --> 00:35:29,922
Are we at the start
or the end?
801
00:35:29,919 --> 00:35:31,589
This is the line for the club,
right?
802
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:33,208
I think it's the line
for the bathroom.
803
00:35:33,214 --> 00:35:36,184
Sweet! A bathroom line.
[ Laughs ]
804
00:35:36,176 --> 00:35:38,466
I'm gonna be honest,
I'm just so happy to be
805
00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:40,680
out of the house
for the first time in 19 months.
806
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:43,520
♪♪
807
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:46,346
Announcer: Are you tired
of the club scene
808
00:35:46,353 --> 00:35:50,653
and looking for a romantic,
sensual weekend getaway
809
00:35:50,649 --> 00:35:53,529
with your special someone?
810
00:35:53,526 --> 00:35:56,316
Couple's packages available now
811
00:35:56,321 --> 00:35:59,071
at Murky Puddle of Filth.
812
00:35:59,074 --> 00:36:01,334
Murky Puddle of Filth.
813
00:36:01,326 --> 00:36:03,116
Do whatever you want.
814
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:04,999
Be dirty.
815
00:36:04,996 --> 00:36:07,416
We won't ask any questions,
816
00:36:07,415 --> 00:36:11,625
except for "Can we see
a valid credit card?"
817
00:36:11,628 --> 00:36:13,628
Only at...
818
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:17,180
Murky Puddle of Filth.
819
00:36:17,175 --> 00:36:18,425
Fetid.
820
00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:19,676
Turgid.
821
00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:21,258
Swampy.
822
00:36:21,262 --> 00:36:23,392
And you can have sex here,
823
00:36:23,390 --> 00:36:25,310
only at...
824
00:36:25,308 --> 00:36:28,308
Murky Puddle of Filth.
825
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:32,071
Come on in,
because it's disgusting
826
00:36:32,065 --> 00:36:34,775
and so are you.
827
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:36,646
Only at...
828
00:36:36,653 --> 00:36:39,363
Murky Puddle of Filth.
829
00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,873
♪♪
830
00:36:46,871 --> 00:36:49,671
Mirren: As we wing our way
across the globe,
831
00:36:49,666 --> 00:36:54,706
the natural world reveals
startling, profound truths,
832
00:36:54,713 --> 00:36:58,843
such as
orangutans are gross weirdos...
833
00:37:01,344 --> 00:37:04,644
...wolves are basically
just big dogs,
834
00:37:04,639 --> 00:37:07,889
and there really seems
to be someone for everyone.
835
00:37:07,892 --> 00:37:10,312
I mean, hell,
even my producer Jerry
836
00:37:10,311 --> 00:37:12,521
found someone
who agreed to marry him.
837
00:37:12,522 --> 00:37:14,732
Jerry: Uh, thank you,
Dame Helen.
838
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:16,193
You're welcome.
839
00:37:16,192 --> 00:37:20,572
But for every successful
romantic pairing,
840
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:24,532
there are those who try a little
too hard to attract a mate ��
841
00:37:24,534 --> 00:37:28,714
like these ring�tailed lemurs
in Madagascar.
842
00:37:28,705 --> 00:37:36,665
♪♪
843
00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:37,671
Lemur: Ladies?
844
00:37:37,672 --> 00:37:38,972
Ladies?
845
00:37:38,965 --> 00:37:40,925
Go ahead, take a peek.
846
00:37:40,925 --> 00:37:43,545
Don't be shy.
You know you want to look.
847
00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:46,223
That's right,
you see it.
848
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,982
Just a single guy
with a cute baby.
849
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:50,685
Handsome and a dad?
850
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,225
What a catch!
851
00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,108
Lemur 2: Ugh,
this was a dumb idea.
852
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:57,145
What?
Ladies love babies.
853
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:59,150
How long
do we have these for?
854
00:37:59,152 --> 00:38:00,952
We paid
for the full�day rental.
855
00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,815
Uh�oh,
up there, to your left.
856
00:38:02,822 --> 00:38:04,872
Female lemur: Hey, those kids
should be in school.
857
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:07,116
Hello, ladies. Hi.
858
00:38:07,118 --> 00:38:08,448
What are you doing
with those kids?
859
00:38:08,453 --> 00:38:10,123
Those aren't your kids.
860
00:38:10,121 --> 00:38:12,421
Dude, I told you we should've
gotten puppies instead.
861
00:38:13,875 --> 00:38:19,665
♪♪
862
00:38:19,672 --> 00:38:25,602
♪♪
863
00:38:25,595 --> 00:38:28,255
Announcer: Get ready for
a mushroom cloud of honesty.
864
00:38:28,264 --> 00:38:32,604
These are
Uncle Antelope's truth bombs.
865
00:38:32,602 --> 00:38:34,652
Uncle Antelope:
Well, well, well.
866
00:38:34,646 --> 00:38:38,266
Once again,
Uncle Antelope was right.
867
00:38:38,274 --> 00:38:41,324
I told ya
that Wuhan Coronavirus Lab
868
00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:44,529
was leakier
than a baboon's ass.
869
00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:47,031
Only a matter of time
before somebody forgets
870
00:38:47,033 --> 00:38:49,873
to lock the plague room,
and then boom.
871
00:38:49,869 --> 00:38:51,659
Pande�Mick Jagger.
872
00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:53,463
I told ya.
873
00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:56,206
But nobody listens
to Uncle Antelope,
874
00:38:56,209 --> 00:38:58,669
just because
he "ruins Thanksgivings"
875
00:38:58,670 --> 00:39:03,550
and "draws on his own
zebra stripes with chalk."
876
00:39:03,550 --> 00:39:06,850
Announcer: This has been
"Uncle Antelope's Truth Bombs."
877
00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:17,769
♪♪
878
00:39:17,772 --> 00:39:20,532
Mirren: Though we often observe
a natural world
879
00:39:20,525 --> 00:39:24,985
beset by uncertainty
and marked by carnage...
880
00:39:26,948 --> 00:39:29,908
...there are, just as often,
881
00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,449
moments of pure tranquility.
882
00:39:34,455 --> 00:39:37,575
We travel now to South Africa,
883
00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:41,214
to witness the normally spirited
chacma baboon
884
00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:43,052
taking a moment
885
00:39:43,047 --> 00:39:48,087
to delight in all of nature's
intoxicating wonders.
886
00:39:48,094 --> 00:39:54,234
♪♪
887
00:39:57,395 --> 00:39:59,395
Nate: It's already been
15 minutes,
888
00:39:59,397 --> 00:40:01,107
and these edibles
still haven't hit yet.
889
00:40:01,107 --> 00:40:03,357
I'm gonna take two more.
890
00:40:03,359 --> 00:40:04,859
Maybe three.
891
00:40:08,364 --> 00:40:12,704
I can't...feel my...face.
892
00:40:12,702 --> 00:40:16,542
Anyone got any of those
little pizza bagels?
893
00:40:16,539 --> 00:40:18,169
[ Groans ]
894
00:40:18,166 --> 00:40:19,376
Announcer: Addiction
to literal grass
895
00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:20,705
is no laughing matter.
896
00:40:20,710 --> 00:40:22,420
If you or a loved one
needs help,
897
00:40:22,420 --> 00:40:24,130
we're here for you at...
898
00:40:24,130 --> 00:40:26,220
Fresh Beginnings Malibu.
899
00:40:26,215 --> 00:40:27,965
There's very little grass here,
900
00:40:27,967 --> 00:40:30,087
but somebody might offer you
marijuana.
901
00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:42,017
♪♪
902
00:40:42,023 --> 00:40:45,653
Mirren: Our expedition
into this planet's wild realms
903
00:40:45,652 --> 00:40:48,782
now comes to an end.
904
00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:51,200
And while there are
startling differences
905
00:40:51,199 --> 00:40:53,949
between earth's many species ��
906
00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,252
some are weird,
907
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:59,745
while others are merely gross ��
908
00:40:59,749 --> 00:41:04,629
every living being on this
planet shares one commonality ��
909
00:41:04,629 --> 00:41:07,589
a search for meaning,
910
00:41:07,590 --> 00:41:09,550
for purpose,
911
00:41:09,550 --> 00:41:12,760
or just for someplace
where we can sit by ourselves
912
00:41:12,762 --> 00:41:15,602
and be gross.
913
00:41:15,598 --> 00:41:17,808
There you go.
914
00:41:17,809 --> 00:41:23,359
And our search for kinship
with these fascinating creatures
915
00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:26,776
shall once more be renewed
916
00:41:26,776 --> 00:41:30,146
when nature calls.
917
00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:35,664
♪♪
918
00:41:35,660 --> 00:41:37,540
Megan?
919
00:41:37,537 --> 00:41:39,577
Megan!
920
00:41:39,580 --> 00:41:40,960
Megan.
921
00:41:40,957 --> 00:41:42,957
Megan!
922
00:41:42,959 --> 00:41:44,959
Megan.
923
00:41:44,961 --> 00:41:46,751
Megaaaan!
924
00:41:49,424 --> 00:41:50,684
Megan?
925
00:41:50,675 --> 00:41:52,005
Megan!
926
00:41:56,639 --> 00:41:59,099
Megaaaan!
927
00:41:59,100 --> 00:42:02,270
Megaaaan!
928
00:42:02,270 --> 00:42:05,770
Meeegaaaan!
929
00:42:06,899 --> 00:42:08,229
Megan?
930
00:42:08,234 --> 00:42:09,784
Megan!
931
00:42:09,777 --> 00:42:10,857
Megan.
932
00:42:10,862 --> 00:42:12,662
Megan.
933
00:42:15,116 --> 00:42:17,406
Megan. Megan.
934
00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:18,700
Megan.
935
00:42:21,914 --> 00:42:23,624
Megan.
936
00:42:23,624 --> 00:42:25,004
Megan!
937
00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:26,251
What?!
938
00:42:26,252 --> 00:42:27,382
What do you want?!
939
00:42:27,378 --> 00:42:29,258
Did you get my text?
940
00:42:29,308 --> 00:42:33,858
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