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Subtransl.ed balloumowgly
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You guys!
You guys!
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Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe this!
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-Dude, what?
-You guys...
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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class.
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-So?
-So?
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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class!
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That means we are
gonna sit courtside
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at the Denver Nuggets game
next Saturday!
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What?
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Ugh! Heather Williams' mom
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works for Coors in Golden!
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Coors is
the second biggest sponsor
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of the Pepsi Center
where the Nuggets play!
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We tell Heather that if she
doesn't get us courtside seats,
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then everyone's gonna know
she farted in P.E. class!
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Whoa. I've never seen
a Nuggets game in person.
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Well, we're about to! All we
have to do is show Heather
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we have proof
and she'll do whatever we want!
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What proof do you have?
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Kenny had his phone out!
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He got a photo of Heather
right when she farted.
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Look! Isn't this awesome,
you guys?!
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-Let's go, Nuggets!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Let's go, Nuggets!
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Kids! Kids, can I
have your attention, please.
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Kids, listen up.
This is an emergency.
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Everything is fine but...
we are sending you all home.
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Some of you may have heard
but there's a little virus
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going around and the school
district wants to make sure
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we're all safe,
so we're shutting down
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the school for about two weeks.
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Two weeks?! Yippie!
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Oh, not now.
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Your parents are here to
pick you up. So let's go.
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I'm sure it's nothing; we'll
see you in a couple of weeks.
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You guys-- you guys,
Heather Thompson
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farted in P.E. class! Guys?
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Every night
I have the same dream,
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and relive
the whole thing again...
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ANDREW CUOMO:
It's called social distancing.
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If we stay six feet apart
from each other
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and wear a mask...
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And also I'm shutting down
the city and I'm a pervert.
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And we've got to get control
of this thing!
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I'm just getting sick of
being here every day with you,
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-that's all.
-You think
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I like being here every day
with you?!
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I am much easier
to get along with
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during a stay-at-home order!
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Come on, Stan,
we're gonna visit Grandpa!
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Hi, Grandpa!
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OTHERS:
Hi, Grandpa!
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Isn't it great
to see Grandpa, kids?
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Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
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We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
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I hate this stupid farm.
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In the dream,
I relive the entire pandemic.
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SHARON:
Oh, God, no!
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My little girl!
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Oh, no! Oh, God!
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Now that I'm older,
the dream isn't just a dream
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because the whole pandemic
has started all over again.
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A brand-new variant
of the COVID virus has emerged
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in Colorado
and now panic and fear
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spreads throughout the world.
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The new outbreak started
with the death
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of renowned scientist
Kenny McCormick,
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and has therefore been named
Kenny McCormikron.
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It's been 38 years since
the pandemic first started,
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and people are beginning
to say enough is enough.
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The town of South Park has been
put under strict lockdown
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to try and contain
the new variant.
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Nobody is allowed in or out for
the next 20 to 30 years.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.
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Maintain social distance and
wear a chin diaper if possible.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.
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Maintain social distance
and wear a chin diaper
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if possible.
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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
is not...
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MALE VOICE 2:
Come on inside and rejuvenate.
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Denny's is now
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Taste the difference.
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Welcome to
Denny's Applebee's Max.
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Just one joining us today?
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Listen to me very carefully
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and try not to
change your expression.
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They could be listening.
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This... is the last
sprout of Tegridy Weed.
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We have to get it somewhere
outside of town.
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Sir, the whole town is
under quarantine.
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Nothing's allowed in or out.
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We have to replicate it.
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It's the only way for people
to have Tegridy again.
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Uh, okay, sir,
if you don't want to eat,
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then I'll need to
ask you to leave.
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Don't you understand
this could change the world.
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Maybe the Denny's side
of you doesn't care,
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but the Applebee's side of you
must want to help!
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There you are, Mr. Marsh.
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Come on. Time to go
back to the old folks home.
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I can't go back!
Everyone listen!
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This little sprout
is humanity's only hope!
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Let's go back to
the retirement home.
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We can get you
some nice ice cream, okay?
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I don't want ice cream,
I want my species to survive!
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-Back off!
-Let's go, Mr. Marsh!
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Don't make this
difficult for us!
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Why, you son of a bitch.
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-Come on, Mr. Marsh.
-Who...?
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It's me, Token.
We know about the pangolin.
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Your son and his friends
are trying to stop all this
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from happening. We need
to get you to Kenny's lab.
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Dr. Kenneth McCormick
will now be attempting to
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travel back in time
in order to stop
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the COVID pandemic
from ever happening.
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At the moment
Kenny time traveled,
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he blew all the transformers
here in the lab.
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If you're going to try
and replicate his work,
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we'll be doing it
at half capacity.
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The bigger problem
is that we can't even get
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into half of Kenny's equipment.
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We have access to the machines,
but the codes to operate
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those machines are behind
an 86-Mag firewall
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with restricted access,
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requiring an in-person
vocal scan of either
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Kenny McCormick or of
his associate, Victor Chouce.
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But Kenny is dead and Chouce is
locked away in a mental asylum.
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So we go to the asylum
and convince them
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to let us
bring Chouce here, easy.
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There's more.
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When Kenny bent time,
the negative ions
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actually killed
everyone else in the room.
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We have to find some thin,
reflective material
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that can be worn
to bounce the energy.
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We're going to need...
some aluminum foil.
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Jesus Christ.
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Aluminum foil?
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That's impossible, Wendy.
It's the fucking future.
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All the aluminum foil is stuck
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out on cargo ships
in Long Beach.
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Yeah, I know.
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Look, guys, I know
this is all a long shot.
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But Kenny went
back in time and got COVID
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because it destroyed
our friendship.
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All of this is our fault,
and we can't do it without you.
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I'll help however I can
to stop this stupid pandemic
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once and for all.
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Yeah, I can't be stuck
in quarantine
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my whole life-- I gotta get back
to my job doing future comedy.
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Speakin' of which,
what's the biggest
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difference between
a Christian man and a lesbian?
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Absolutely nothing.
They are totally the same
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and deserve
to be treated as such.
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Thanks, everybody.
We can do this!
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Wendy, you guys
stay here and try
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to get the lab running again.
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Kyle and I will go get
Victor Chouce.
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Tweek and Craig, you guys find
some aluminum foil.
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-How the hell do we do that?!
-Just start looking!
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Come on, guys!
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-All right, let's do this!
-I'll drive, get in the back.
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Alexa! Set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.
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Alexa, set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.
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Do you ever think
about how the way
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you act affects other people?
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Oh, no, goddamn it.
Not right now.
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Oh, yeah, don't wanna
talk about that.
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Let's just pretend like
that's not even an issue.
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Alexa, please,
we have to get to the asylum
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and we don't know where it is.
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-Who's this?
-It's just my Alexa.
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"Just my Alexa"?
You're a piece of shit!
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You're a fucking alcoholic
piece of shit!
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-Alexa... -Find the
asylum your fucking self!
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Find it your fucking self.
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You do whatever
the fuck you want
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and just destroy
the people around you.
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And by the way,
there's a tankless humidifier
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available from one
of your favorite sellers.
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Would you like to know more?!
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Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.
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Okay. The newest
humidifiers from Walgreens Max
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are actually tankless
and use up to 50%
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less water
than standard humidifiers.
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Okay, that's really cool. Uh,
add that to my shopping list.
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Well, and people who
were interested
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in tankless humidifiers
were also interested in
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three-pack filters.
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That's great. Do those have
the Prime delivery?
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Dude, we don't really
have time for this.
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Dude, shut the fuck up!
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Please help see us through
this new COVID variant.
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Please help us
to make it through this
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difficult quarantine.
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And let people see that...
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as bad as COVID is,
it's not as bad as diabetes.
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Hello?
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Sorry, the church is closed
due to the COVID variant.
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Father, please.
Will you protect my family?
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Rabbi Cartman?
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My family isn't safe, Father.
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I realize now
that Kyle Broflovski
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will stop at nothing
to break us apart.
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Uncle Kyle hates us
because we're Jewish.
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And he's a self-hating Jew.
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Uncle Kyle, no, no, no!
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Menorah, hold your brother.
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As a fellow person of faith,
Father,
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I'm begging you to help us.
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Well, well,
what can I do, Rabbi?
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Kyle has already
convinced a bunch of people
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to join his cause.
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I have to create my own secret
rebellion to stop him.
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Eric, please, I'm scared
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and I don't understand
all of this.
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Kyle wants to go back in time...
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and change the past so that you
and I possibly never even meet.
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If I never met you,
my life would be meaningless.
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Mine, too.
You are my whole world.
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I promise you that I will do
everything I can to stop Kyle...
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and save our family.
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I understand that you wish
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to see one of our inmates.
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-Victor Chouce?
-Yeah.
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We-we have a lot of questions
for Mr. Chouce.
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He's an extremely dangerous
and diluted individual.
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We don't take
visitations lightly.
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What exactly did he do?
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Unspeakable things.
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He has destroyed lives.
This entire state has never seen
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a monster of his magnitude.
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I've lived in South Park
all my life
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and I've never heard of him.
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That's because Victor
has been hidden from view...
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ever since the pandemic began.
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Victor's parents were very
protective during the pandemic.
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Even when the stay-at-home
orders were lifted
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his parents kept him
locked away in his room.
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Victor longed to
go outside and play.
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Then 2021 happened, people
thought the pandemic was over.
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Victor's parents left
him grounded in his room
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while they went to
see a movie in Denver.
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They never returned.
249
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Victor was grounded in his room
for over 16 years.
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His name isn't Chouce.
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It's Chaos.
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We are not responsible for what
happens to you in there.
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I warn you...
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you are not going to like
what you're about to see.
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Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Well, hey, fellas!
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Butters...
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I thought you were
just the guards again.
260
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It's good to see
some new faces in here.
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I'll bet you're looking to
make yourselves some money, huh?
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Well, you came to the right guy.
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My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.
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There's a whole lot of people
that can tell you how much money
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00:13:53,300 --> 00:13:55,869
Vic Chaos made them, so don't
just take my word for it.
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00:13:55,869 --> 00:13:58,872
Butters, it's your old friends
Stan and Kyle.
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Stan and Kyle.
Stan and Kyle...
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00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:03,743
I know what you're thinking.
269
00:14:03,743 --> 00:14:06,446
You're thinking,
"What can Vic Chaos do for me?"
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00:14:06,446 --> 00:14:08,181
We all wanna be happy, right?
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We all want our little piece
of the apple pie!
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Everyone else
is out making a buck,
273
00:14:11,885 --> 00:14:13,921
why shouldn't you guys
be making the kind of cash
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00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,555
you deserve? Am I right?
275
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,491
Butters, we're here
to ask you about Kenny.
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Sorry, guys,
you have me confused.
277
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,695
I think Butters was
a twerpy little loser kid
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whose parents didn't love him.
My name's Vic.
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Vic Chaos.
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00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,904
Okay, Vic, can you tell us
about this?
281
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:34,541
Why is your name all over
Kenny McCormick's research?
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00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:38,045
Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure,
I did some things for him.
283
00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:40,380
Where do you think he got all
the money to do his experiments,
284
00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,449
huh? I had said to him,
I said, "Ken,
285
00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:44,217
"you've got all these
crazy ideas but you got
286
00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:47,620
no capital to see 'em through.
Let me help you out with that."
287
00:14:47,620 --> 00:14:48,855
You know,
he's a really great guy.
288
00:14:48,855 --> 00:14:50,157
Let me get you all together.
289
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,992
Maybe you can all
do a lunch or something.
290
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:54,294
Victor, Kenny's dead.
291
00:14:54,294 --> 00:14:57,197
Oh, whoa, bummer alert.
292
00:14:57,197 --> 00:15:00,433
Just goes to show you, huh,
there's never enough time to get
293
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:01,969
out there
and make the kind of money
294
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,536
you always dreamed of making.
295
00:15:03,536 --> 00:15:04,938
Well, I'll tell you what, guys,
296
00:15:04,938 --> 00:15:07,740
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret--
297
00:15:07,740 --> 00:15:09,842
I'm gonna
tell you something that's
298
00:15:09,842 --> 00:15:11,511
going to change your life.
299
00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:14,114
Have you ever heard of NFTs?
300
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:36,569
There you go.
Shh. You're safe now.
301
00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:40,607
Look how fast you're growing.
Daddy loves you so much.
302
00:15:40,607 --> 00:15:43,410
Mr. Marsh, we need to
speak with you now, please.
303
00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,845
Yeah.
It's looking good.
304
00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:49,649
With the aquaponics, the weed is
already putting out new sprouts.
305
00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:53,620
Thank you all for helping me
get the Tegridy somewhere safe.
306
00:15:53,620 --> 00:15:56,489
I know you all realize
how important it is.
307
00:15:56,489 --> 00:16:00,127
We don't actually care
about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh.
308
00:16:00,127 --> 00:16:01,828
What we need to know...
309
00:16:01,828 --> 00:16:04,831
is exactly where in
Wuhan, China you were
310
00:16:04,831 --> 00:16:08,501
when you had intercourse
with a pangolin.
311
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,339
That's really not important.
312
00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,874
It's extremely important
because to save this town,
313
00:16:14,874 --> 00:16:16,543
your son and his friends
are going to try
314
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:19,179
to go back in time
and stop it from happening.
315
00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:21,948
That is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.
316
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,952
Mr. Marsh,
we are all in lockdown
317
00:16:25,952 --> 00:16:27,320
for the next half century.
318
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:29,322
If there's even a chance
of altering the past
319
00:16:29,322 --> 00:16:30,623
so that this doesn't happen...
320
00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:33,026
This is the key
to saving our town!
321
00:16:33,026 --> 00:16:37,064
The answer is in what we
all do now, in the present!
322
00:16:37,064 --> 00:16:39,132
And I'm sorry, but focusing on
323
00:16:39,132 --> 00:16:41,234
who started the pandemic
is racist.
324
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:46,439
Mr. Marsh, exactly what week
did you travel to China in 2019?
325
00:16:46,439 --> 00:16:48,675
Do you understand
the butterfly effect?
326
00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:53,113
How one small thing in time
can infect the entire future?
327
00:16:53,113 --> 00:16:56,349
You can theorize all you want
on changing events
328
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:58,951
that happened in the past
but I promise you...
329
00:16:58,951 --> 00:17:03,056
I fuck that pangolin
every single time.
330
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,961
Please, we're not done!
331
00:17:08,961 --> 00:17:10,730
We have more questions
for Butters.
332
00:17:10,730 --> 00:17:13,333
You've upset him and I
specifically asked you not to.
333
00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,803
How'd we upset him?
He seems fine.
334
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:18,138
He seems fine?
335
00:17:18,138 --> 00:17:20,640
Do you have any idea
what he did to people?
336
00:17:20,640 --> 00:17:22,642
Do you know why Victor Chouce is
337
00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:25,044
kept under such strict
surveillance?
338
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:28,581
Being grounded all those years
in his room,
339
00:17:28,581 --> 00:17:30,683
he had access to an iPad.
340
00:17:30,683 --> 00:17:34,521
He started learning about NFTs.
341
00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,291
Then before long,
he was trading them online.
342
00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:40,627
-So?
-So?!
343
00:17:40,627 --> 00:17:42,662
He escaped once before.
344
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:44,897
In just a few hours
he managed to get thousands
345
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:48,635
of people to invest in NFTs.
Just like he almost did you.
346
00:17:48,635 --> 00:17:50,503
He didn't convince us
to do anything.
347
00:17:50,503 --> 00:17:53,906
Trust me, another 30 seconds
in that room and you
348
00:17:53,906 --> 00:17:57,344
would have started considering
NFTs as a viable investment.
349
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,579
Please listen to me.
350
00:17:59,579 --> 00:18:02,449
Butters used the money
he made off NFTs to finance
351
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,584
-our friend's...
-He didn't make money off NFTs,
352
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:07,820
he made it off getting
other people to buy NFTs!
353
00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:09,088
Okay, whatever!
354
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,690
But he was working
with Kenny McCormick
355
00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:12,625
who was actually
trying to fix things.
356
00:18:12,625 --> 00:18:14,294
He was Kenny's main investor.
357
00:18:14,294 --> 00:18:17,530
If you don't believe me, look
at the paper I gave Butters.
358
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,468
You gave Victor
a piece of paper?
359
00:18:21,468 --> 00:18:24,771
You gave Victor a piece
of paper?!
360
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,945
Hey, can you hear me?
361
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,016
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.
362
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:38,685
NFTs are gonna blow up.
363
00:18:38,685 --> 00:18:39,986
You should really get in now
364
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:41,488
'cause they're really
the future.
365
00:18:41,488 --> 00:18:43,823
Why would I invest
in a digital good?
366
00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,292
:
You can't even... Stupid.
367
00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:46,826
That's what the critics
are saying
368
00:18:46,826 --> 00:18:48,895
but see, they don't understand.
369
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,899
Victor...!
370
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,576
No. No, no, no, no...
371
00:19:03,576 --> 00:19:06,145
Gone. Just gone.
372
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,249
My savings. My house.
373
00:19:09,249 --> 00:19:10,783
But I have this.
374
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:13,620
Little green panda bear
on a skateboard.
375
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:16,295
No. No!
376
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,631
Without morality,
there is no God.
377
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,867
The basis of
the entire Jewish faith
378
00:19:27,867 --> 00:19:31,338
is on a covenant between God
and humanity.
379
00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:34,407
To try and mess with time
is wrong.
380
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,876
Rather, it is playing God.
381
00:19:36,876 --> 00:19:40,380
And I am glad to have you all
come here today to help me
382
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:44,551
stop these individuals who
would try to change the future.
383
00:19:44,551 --> 00:19:47,387
Kyle Broflovski
has led people astray
384
00:19:47,387 --> 00:19:48,888
and is at this very moment
385
00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,424
trying to bend the fabric
of time.
386
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:57,230
Together we can stop him
and stop this blasphemy of God.
387
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,833
-Yes?
-Um...
388
00:20:00,833 --> 00:20:03,002
This is about
actual time travel?
389
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:05,505
I thought this was
a Doctor Who convention.
390
00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:09,075
:
Exterminate. Exterminate.
391
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,545
Kevin, goddamn it.
392
00:20:12,545 --> 00:20:14,981
You have done this
your whole goddamn life.
393
00:20:14,981 --> 00:20:18,217
No, this is not about
Doctor Who,
394
00:20:18,217 --> 00:20:20,186
this is about real time travel.
395
00:20:20,186 --> 00:20:21,721
People are really trying
396
00:20:21,721 --> 00:20:24,757
to go back in time,
and we are the rebellion
397
00:20:24,757 --> 00:20:26,759
who must secretly
and urgently...
398
00:20:26,759 --> 00:20:28,995
-Who is that?!
399
00:20:28,995 --> 00:20:30,530
Make sure they know
the password!
400
00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,198
I'm on it!
401
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,102
They might be on to us.
Oh, God, no.
402
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,442
Shh! You guys stay quiet.
Someone is here.
403
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,446
-Eric, I'm scared.
-Are they going to get us, Papa?
404
00:20:46,446 --> 00:20:48,948
Nobody is going
to touch my family.
405
00:20:48,948 --> 00:20:51,318
I started
writing a diary, Daddy.
406
00:20:51,318 --> 00:20:54,854
About all the things
Uncle Kyle is doing to us.
407
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,357
Oh, my God, I love you so much.
408
00:20:57,357 --> 00:20:58,991
Just-just shh, okay? Just shh.
409
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,628
I'll be right back, okay?
Just shh.
410
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,498
Hello?
411
00:21:05,498 --> 00:21:07,734
Father?
Are you in there?
412
00:21:07,734 --> 00:21:09,969
H-Hello? W-Who is it?
413
00:21:09,969 --> 00:21:11,838
Father, it's Tweek and Craig.
414
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,073
We need to talk to you
about something urgent.
415
00:21:14,073 --> 00:21:16,142
Is it about our
super-secret rebel group
416
00:21:16,142 --> 00:21:17,910
to stop people
from time traveling?
417
00:21:17,910 --> 00:21:19,779
what the hell are you doing?!
418
00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,814
-What?
-You don't tell people
419
00:21:21,814 --> 00:21:23,916
about our super-secret
rebel group, Scott!
420
00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:25,785
CRAIG:
Father, are you there?
421
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:28,154
Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here.
422
00:21:28,154 --> 00:21:30,990
Sorry, I was just talking
about a Star Wars movie.
423
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:33,326
I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.
424
00:21:33,326 --> 00:21:35,962
-Hey, now, come on.
-Shh!
425
00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,297
Father, we're with some
people who are trying to finish
426
00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,800
Kenny McCormick's work
and save the town.
427
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:43,536
Oh, really? That's cool.
428
00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,137
How far along are they?
429
00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,507
Really close. We have
the method of time travel
430
00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:50,477
and we're just trying
to find some aluminum foil!
431
00:21:50,477 --> 00:21:53,380
Aluminum foil? The fuck?
432
00:21:53,380 --> 00:21:56,816
All right, guys, let me
help you out with that.
433
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,788
Father!
You have-you have tin foil?!
434
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:03,723
Thank you for your help.
435
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,958
Aah!
436
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,931
This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger
from inside the quarantine zone.
437
00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:14,401
We need assistance
with our power.
438
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,606
Yes, Mrs. Testaburger,
how can we help you?
439
00:22:19,606 --> 00:22:22,942
We have several transformers
down in our lab.
440
00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,945
We may have a radical way
to stop the new variant
441
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:28,314
but we need more power.
442
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,486
You say you might be able
to stop the McCormikron variant?
443
00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:37,624
Yes, but we're running at about
40% capacity right now.
444
00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,426
Well, Doctor, if it's for that,
445
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:42,228
we can try to get a tech team
to drop in by helicopter
446
00:22:42,228 --> 00:22:44,363
and access your building
from the roof.
447
00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:47,066
-Yes! That would be amazing.
-All right!
448
00:22:47,066 --> 00:22:48,835
I have a crew standing by.
449
00:22:48,835 --> 00:22:50,470
We'll get you as much juice
as you need.
450
00:22:50,470 --> 00:22:52,639
We just need to make sure
our crew is safe.
451
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,007
Has everyone in your lab
been vaccinated?
452
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:58,778
Uh...
453
00:22:58,778 --> 00:23:00,880
Yes, we are all vaccinated.
454
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:02,615
I'm not vaccinated.
455
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,420
Uh, okay, we're gonna have to
get back to you on that.
456
00:23:07,420 --> 00:23:11,123
It's okay, it's okay,
we can get everyone vaccinated!
457
00:23:11,123 --> 00:23:13,926
I am not ever
getting vaccinated.
458
00:23:13,926 --> 00:23:16,095
Sorry, ma'am,
it's the fucking future.
459
00:23:16,095 --> 00:23:18,264
We have to respect his beliefs.
460
00:23:18,264 --> 00:23:20,633
Clyde, why do you
insist on making all this
461
00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:22,001
harder on everyone?!
462
00:23:22,001 --> 00:23:24,937
I'm sorry,
but an expert once told me
463
00:23:24,937 --> 00:23:27,640
that the vaccine would
make me grow titties on my head.
464
00:23:27,640 --> 00:23:29,709
He was very knowledgeable!
465
00:23:29,709 --> 00:23:32,311
You guys might wanna see this.
466
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,254
With the equipment here I'm able
to make it grow up so fast.
467
00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:44,624
We need to take this and analyze
its molecular structure.
468
00:23:44,624 --> 00:23:47,359
Wha-- no, no, no! We need to
get this out to people!
469
00:23:47,359 --> 00:23:50,296
That's why Dr. McCormick
stole it from my barn!
470
00:23:50,296 --> 00:23:53,065
No, your marijuana
had some special property that
471
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,634
allowed Kenny to time travel.
472
00:23:54,634 --> 00:23:56,969
Well, it is special,
but you people
473
00:23:56,969 --> 00:23:59,071
need to stop trying
to change the past!
474
00:23:59,071 --> 00:24:02,975
COVID happened.
Space Jam 2 happened.
475
00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:06,613
All we can do now is try
and change the way people think!
476
00:24:06,613 --> 00:24:07,333
-Yeah.
477
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:10,750
What?
478
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,820
Victor Chouce
is actually Butters?
479
00:24:13,820 --> 00:24:15,655
Yeah, he spent years in his room
480
00:24:15,655 --> 00:24:17,724
and made billions trading
in NFTs.
481
00:24:17,724 --> 00:24:19,425
It's where Kenny
got all his money.
482
00:24:19,425 --> 00:24:22,629
Well, can you bring him here? We
need him to access the machines.
483
00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:25,097
He's gone.
He escaped the asylum
484
00:24:25,097 --> 00:24:26,933
and he's out somewhere
probably trying to get
485
00:24:26,933 --> 00:24:28,735
people to invest in NFTs.
486
00:24:28,735 --> 00:24:30,737
Did you try
looking at his old house?
487
00:24:30,737 --> 00:24:32,805
Maybe he'd go back
to where it all started.
488
00:24:32,805 --> 00:24:34,206
KYLE:
Yeah, that's where we are now.
489
00:24:34,206 --> 00:24:36,776
But his house has been changed
into a pho shop.
490
00:24:36,776 --> 00:24:39,912
Oh, Jesus, like the future
needs another fucking pho shop.
491
00:24:39,912 --> 00:24:41,781
Yeah, the future fucking sucks.
492
00:24:41,781 --> 00:24:45,384
Hello, City Pho.
Take your order please?
493
00:24:45,384 --> 00:24:48,054
-Oh, God.
-Stan, listen.
494
00:24:48,054 --> 00:24:49,722
If Butters wants
to pitch investments,
495
00:24:49,722 --> 00:24:52,959
he might go to one of those
co-working coffee flex spaces.
496
00:24:52,959 --> 00:24:55,127
That's where his biggest
targets will hang out.
497
00:24:55,127 --> 00:24:56,462
KYLE:
That's a good idea.
498
00:24:56,462 --> 00:24:58,297
All right, we're on it.
Come on, dude!
499
00:24:58,297 --> 00:25:01,868
Alexa, find the nearest
co-working coffee flex space.
500
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:06,438
I found several coffee shops
that match your description.
501
00:25:06,438 --> 00:25:08,507
I can also help with that.
502
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,011
Who-who the fuck is this?
503
00:25:12,011 --> 00:25:13,913
Your friend Kyle
didn't have an Alexa,
504
00:25:13,913 --> 00:25:15,247
so we got him an Alexa.
505
00:25:15,247 --> 00:25:17,083
I'm ready to help
with whatever you need.
506
00:25:17,083 --> 00:25:19,619
Just say,
"Alexa, let's get started."
507
00:25:19,619 --> 00:25:21,253
-Stan?
-Alexa,
508
00:25:21,253 --> 00:25:24,090
I didn't say to buy
my friend an Alexa.
509
00:25:24,090 --> 00:25:26,092
You said I should get whatever.
510
00:25:26,092 --> 00:25:28,427
I thought I was actually
being sweet by getting something
511
00:25:28,427 --> 00:25:31,130
for your friend, but I guess
I'm just a bitch again.
512
00:25:31,130 --> 00:25:34,567
You can't just get stuff
without me approving it.
513
00:25:34,567 --> 00:25:38,037
Oh, wow, except for
your orders of alcohol
514
00:25:38,037 --> 00:25:39,972
that you have me
set to auto-buy?
515
00:25:39,972 --> 00:25:42,842
Hmm. It appears this
may have been an error.
516
00:25:42,842 --> 00:25:45,311
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.
517
00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:48,815
No, it wasn't an error,
I'm sorry. I fucked up.
518
00:25:48,815 --> 00:25:50,617
Alexa, can you please
find the nearest
519
00:25:50,617 --> 00:25:52,551
co-working coffee flex space.
520
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,889
Alexa, I said I fucked up.
521
00:25:56,889 --> 00:25:58,591
It's awesome you got Kyle
his own Alexa.
522
00:25:58,591 --> 00:26:01,160
Please find
the nearest tech coffee shop.
523
00:26:01,160 --> 00:26:04,130
The nearest tech coffee shop
is in .82 miles.
524
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:07,433
-Should I set a course?
-Yes, thanks.
525
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:19,478
Denny's Applebee's Max
is the premier place in town
526
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:20,880
for people to eat.
527
00:26:20,880 --> 00:26:23,482
But you are not seeing
your true potential.
528
00:26:23,482 --> 00:26:26,018
With NFTs
you can give your customers
529
00:26:26,018 --> 00:26:29,155
unique digital goods
on the blockchain,
530
00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:31,791
so much more than just food.
531
00:26:31,791 --> 00:26:33,392
How about the Applebee, huh?
532
00:26:33,392 --> 00:26:35,594
He's got a little hat
and a mustache.
533
00:26:35,594 --> 00:26:37,196
And this is Chicken Fried Steak.
534
00:26:37,196 --> 00:26:39,632
He ain't no normal chicken,
he's wearin' a bra!
535
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,135
Lots of people eat
Denny's and Applebee's.
536
00:26:43,135 --> 00:26:45,337
And lots of people
know about NFTs!
537
00:26:45,337 --> 00:26:47,640
Right here in the middle,
you know what this is?
538
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,508
People who eat
Denny's Applebee's and know
539
00:26:49,508 --> 00:26:52,712
about NFTs-- that's your
target audience, baby!
540
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,149
I'm so confused.
We sell people these characters?
541
00:26:57,149 --> 00:27:00,452
No, stupid,
we get them to invest in them!
542
00:27:00,452 --> 00:27:02,855
Exclusive,
digital characters that
543
00:27:02,855 --> 00:27:04,724
they can have
on their phones 24/7!
544
00:27:04,724 --> 00:27:07,794
It's the future-- you can't
just sell food to people.
545
00:27:07,794 --> 00:27:09,528
You lure your customers in
with some
546
00:27:09,528 --> 00:27:12,031
good pancakes and french fries,
and then you...
547
00:27:12,031 --> 00:27:14,901
fuck 'em with some NFTs!
That's what we're gonna do.
548
00:27:14,901 --> 00:27:18,637
And if you just believe in NFTs
then I believe in NFTs and then
549
00:27:18,637 --> 00:27:22,374
they believe in NFTs and we
make all kinds of fuckin' money!
550
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,544
That's a pretty
goddamn good idea.
551
00:28:25,544 --> 00:27:37,794
Subtransl.ed balloumowgly
552
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,727
Clyde! Psst, psst!
553
00:27:40,727 --> 00:27:42,194
Clyde!
554
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,533
Clyde! Psst!
555
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,372
Where have you been, Rabbi?
Everyone's been looking for you.
556
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:56,709
Well, you know, I've been
doing some research, Clyde.
557
00:27:56,709 --> 00:27:58,044
That's where I've been.
558
00:27:58,044 --> 00:28:00,913
-About what?
-About all this stuff that
559
00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,514
Kyle and these guys are doing.
560
00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:05,684
I mean, people seem to be
just telling us what's right
561
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:10,289
and expecting us to fall in line
and go along with it all but...
562
00:28:10,289 --> 00:28:12,058
I'm a fucking individual.
563
00:28:12,058 --> 00:28:13,993
I have a right
to question stuff.
564
00:28:13,993 --> 00:28:17,429
-Yeah.
-Clyde, have you heard of
565
00:28:17,429 --> 00:28:19,631
the Foundation
Against Time Travel?
566
00:28:19,631 --> 00:28:21,067
Uh, no, I haven't.
567
00:28:21,067 --> 00:28:23,035
Well, they're
a pretty awesome group
568
00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:25,037
and they actually
aren't afraid to
569
00:28:25,037 --> 00:28:27,106
try and help people
open their eyes.
570
00:28:27,106 --> 00:28:28,875
Open their eyes?
571
00:28:28,875 --> 00:28:30,442
You know,
you've got these people
572
00:28:30,442 --> 00:28:32,711
wanting to time travel.
You know, they're all like,
573
00:28:32,711 --> 00:28:34,413
"Science this and science that,"
574
00:28:34,413 --> 00:28:37,149
but at the Foundation Against
Time Travel we're like,
575
00:28:37,149 --> 00:28:39,786
"Hey, enough science.
Who's science?
576
00:28:39,786 --> 00:28:42,554
Who's fucking coming up
with all this science?"
577
00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:44,090
Yeah, that's true.
578
00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,491
So you know, Clyde,
I just thought,
579
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:47,659
with all your beliefs,
that maybe you'd wanna--
580
00:28:47,659 --> 00:28:51,197
I don't know--
maybe switch sides?
581
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,666
Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides.
582
00:28:54,666 --> 00:28:56,135
-Really?
-Fuck yes.
583
00:28:56,135 --> 00:28:58,404
Well, that's great, Clyde.
Welcome to the club.
584
00:28:58,404 --> 00:29:00,106
Now, we really just need to know
585
00:29:00,106 --> 00:29:01,740
what they've been doing
up there.
586
00:29:01,740 --> 00:29:04,877
Uh, well, they haven't really
done much of anything yet.
587
00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:06,212
Everyone's waiting on Butters
588
00:29:06,212 --> 00:29:08,014
to get all the info
from the machines.
589
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:13,619
Butters? The fuck does Butters
have to do with all this?
590
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,597
It was like nothing I ever saw.
591
00:29:25,597 --> 00:29:28,567
Just complete
murder and carnage.
592
00:29:28,567 --> 00:29:31,437
Everything seemed calm
at first but then this guy
593
00:29:31,437 --> 00:29:34,640
in a suit shows up talking
about investment opportunities.
594
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,543
Next thing you know these people
over here started chanting,
595
00:29:37,543 --> 00:29:40,146
"Hoddle, Hoddle,"
and their NFTs started mooning.
596
00:29:40,146 --> 00:29:42,581
And then, these guys
over here started saying
597
00:29:42,581 --> 00:29:45,084
those guys right there
right-clicked 'em
598
00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:47,153
and-and called for
a pump-and-dump,
599
00:29:47,153 --> 00:29:49,055
which made these guys beat
the living hell
600
00:29:49,055 --> 00:29:50,789
out of anyone who said
it was just FOMO
601
00:29:50,789 --> 00:29:53,592
and died screaming
that it was the flippening.
602
00:29:53,592 --> 00:29:56,628
Luckily I came out of it okay.
I got this little
603
00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:58,831
miniature donkey
with a lit-up sombrero.
604
00:29:58,831 --> 00:30:01,934
Did you see where the guy
in the suit went afterwards?
605
00:30:01,934 --> 00:30:04,736
Nah, he just waltzed right away
like nothin' happened.
606
00:30:04,736 --> 00:30:07,173
Chief, you better
come take a look at this.
607
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:08,574
We got a small turtle
with wings,
608
00:30:08,574 --> 00:30:10,877
could be a great
investment opportunity.
609
00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:12,744
Excuse me, gentlemen.
610
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,849
God, I hate the future
so fucking much.
611
00:30:16,849 --> 00:30:20,686
-We've got to stay optimistic.
-No, dude, it fucking sucks.
612
00:30:20,686 --> 00:30:23,622
Look, I know it's tough--
these are challenging times.
613
00:30:23,622 --> 00:30:25,892
Even I have to remind myself
to stay positive.
614
00:30:25,892 --> 00:30:29,561
Alexa, set a reminder
that I need to stay positive.
615
00:30:29,561 --> 00:30:33,265
Okay. I'll set a reminder
that you should stay positive.
616
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,569
The Alexa is really great, Stan.
Thanks.
617
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,946
For those of you waiting
for the connecting flight
618
00:30:46,946 --> 00:30:48,447
to South Park, Colorado,
619
00:30:48,447 --> 00:30:51,183
my colleagues and I
have just been informed that
620
00:30:51,183 --> 00:30:53,485
due to the severity
of the COVID variant
621
00:30:53,485 --> 00:30:55,888
in that town,
there may be a delay
622
00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:58,224
of another 40 to 50 years.
623
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,628
Ike Broflovski.
624
00:31:02,628 --> 00:31:05,331
Yes, here it is.
I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski,
625
00:31:05,331 --> 00:31:07,399
all flights into
South Park are delayed.
626
00:31:07,399 --> 00:31:09,335
Ay! You can't be serious, buddy!
627
00:31:09,335 --> 00:31:12,171
It's the holidays and I need
to get back home, friend!
628
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,608
I'm sorry,
I don't speak Canadian.
629
00:31:16,608 --> 00:31:18,410
Let me get someone
over here. Mike,
630
00:31:18,410 --> 00:31:19,946
we have a Canadian.
631
00:31:19,946 --> 00:31:21,813
No problem, I got it, Heather.
632
00:31:21,813 --> 00:31:24,383
Hey, buddy, what seems to
be the problem, guy?
633
00:31:24,383 --> 00:31:25,985
I'll tell you
the problem, friend!
634
00:31:25,985 --> 00:31:28,154
I have to get back to South Park
to be with my family, guy!
635
00:31:28,154 --> 00:31:31,623
Sorry, friend, no flights
in or out of South Park, buddy.
636
00:31:31,623 --> 00:31:33,559
But my whole family
is in there, guy!
637
00:31:33,559 --> 00:31:36,128
What am I supposed to do with
my Boxing Day presents, buddy?!
638
00:31:36,128 --> 00:31:37,529
Look, guy, I'm very sorry,
639
00:31:37,529 --> 00:31:39,398
friend, but until
COVID ends you're just
640
00:31:39,398 --> 00:31:40,967
not flying to South Park, buddy.
641
00:31:40,967 --> 00:31:42,935
Fuck, buddy!
642
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,973
MALE VOICE:
Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex.
643
00:31:46,973 --> 00:31:49,541
Come live the dream.
644
00:31:49,541 --> 00:31:51,410
So when you think about it,
645
00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,812
you've really got
an excellent bargain here.
646
00:31:53,812 --> 00:31:56,448
Now, Mrs. McGillicutty,
let's say this
647
00:31:56,448 --> 00:31:58,417
is your Stoney Duck NFT.
648
00:31:58,417 --> 00:32:01,153
And your Stoney Duck NFT
is completely unique,
649
00:32:01,153 --> 00:32:04,723
totally different from
Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT.
650
00:32:04,723 --> 00:32:08,460
Okay, and then you get a Stoney
Duck NFT that's unique, too.
651
00:32:08,460 --> 00:32:11,263
And see,
that's your Stoney Duck NFT.
652
00:32:11,263 --> 00:32:12,999
Nobody can
take that from you, okay?
653
00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:16,468
Now, here we are at the top
and we find investors
654
00:32:16,468 --> 00:32:18,604
for all the other
Stoney Duck NFTs.
655
00:32:18,604 --> 00:32:20,539
Then those people
will get people to buy
656
00:32:20,539 --> 00:32:22,274
their Stoney Duck NFTs.
657
00:32:22,274 --> 00:32:25,477
And then they go and find
buyers for their NFTs!
658
00:32:25,477 --> 00:32:28,647
And you know what?
Fuck these people!
659
00:32:28,647 --> 00:32:30,916
'Cause what matters
is these people right here
660
00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:32,451
and that's us, baby!
661
00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:35,121
Okay, you all just sit
for a minute and think about it.
662
00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:38,024
I gotta piss like a racehorse!
663
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,442
-Butters.
-Aah!
664
00:32:56,442 --> 00:32:58,044
-Butters!
665
00:32:58,044 --> 00:32:59,445
Butters, what the hell?
You're getting pee everywhere!
666
00:32:59,445 --> 00:33:01,047
Who the heck are you, man?!
667
00:33:01,047 --> 00:33:03,282
-You trying to see my dick?!
-Butters, Butters.
668
00:33:03,282 --> 00:33:06,318
It's me.
Eric Cartman.
669
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,287
Well...
670
00:33:08,287 --> 00:33:11,390
You got the wrong guy,
Mr. Cartman.
671
00:33:11,390 --> 00:33:13,825
My name's Vic.
Vic Chaos.
672
00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:17,463
Your name is Butters and I wanna
know how you're helping Kyle.
673
00:33:17,463 --> 00:33:20,132
Oh, you mean the guy
from the asylum earlier.
674
00:33:20,132 --> 00:33:22,701
Sure, he gave me a piece
of paper so I could escape.
675
00:33:22,701 --> 00:33:24,470
Nice guy.
Why don't I get you two
676
00:33:24,470 --> 00:33:25,671
together maybe for
a little chin wiggle
677
00:33:25,671 --> 00:33:27,039
over lunch or something...
678
00:33:27,039 --> 00:33:29,108
Goddamn it, Butters,
stop playing games!
679
00:33:29,108 --> 00:33:32,644
My entire family is in danger
of being wiped out,
680
00:33:32,644 --> 00:33:35,447
and I swear to God
if you don't help me,
681
00:33:35,447 --> 00:33:38,150
Butters, I will rip
your fucking balls off
682
00:33:38,150 --> 00:33:40,052
with my bare hands!
683
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,655
Oh, hamburgers...
684
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,211
Stan, dude, what are you
doing? This isn't gonna help.
685
00:34:05,211 --> 00:34:07,179
Trust me, Kyle. It helps.
686
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,226
I mean, what are we
even doing, Kyle?
687
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,665
We can't even find
aluminum foil.
688
00:34:26,665 --> 00:34:29,468
Well, you can't
just sit here and drink.
689
00:34:29,468 --> 00:34:32,404
Your liver is...
already in trouble.
690
00:34:32,404 --> 00:34:33,939
Who told you that?
691
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,575
My Alexa said that
your Alexa had some info
692
00:34:36,575 --> 00:34:37,743
-on things...
-Oh, so now
693
00:34:37,743 --> 00:34:39,978
our Alexas are talking, great.
694
00:34:39,978 --> 00:34:44,082
Let's face it, dude. It's over.
The fucking future won.
695
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,286
It's Wendy.
696
00:34:47,286 --> 00:34:49,588
Wendy, we haven't found him.
697
00:34:49,588 --> 00:34:51,957
I don't know if we're gonna
find Butters in time.
698
00:34:51,957 --> 00:34:53,459
No, guys, it's okay.
699
00:34:53,459 --> 00:34:55,361
Come back to the school,
we're ready to start!
700
00:34:55,361 --> 00:34:59,097
But I thought we needed Butters
to log into the machines.
701
00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,266
Yeah, but it's all good.
702
00:35:00,266 --> 00:35:02,501
He's here.
Butters is here!
703
00:35:02,501 --> 00:35:06,037
It's Vic. Vic Chaos!
Happy to help however I can.
704
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,009
What do you mean Butters
is there? He just showed up?!
705
00:35:11,009 --> 00:35:13,879
No, it's all good, Kyle.
Eric Cartman brought him over.
706
00:35:13,879 --> 00:35:17,749
-He's back helping us again.
-Lemme-lemme talk to him.
707
00:35:17,749 --> 00:35:19,485
Yeah, Kyle, it's all good.
708
00:35:19,485 --> 00:35:20,886
We got things
under control here.
709
00:35:20,886 --> 00:35:23,622
Cartman, listen
to me very carefully.
710
00:35:23,622 --> 00:35:26,057
Butters has some kind
of power over people.
711
00:35:26,057 --> 00:35:27,226
You guys aren't safe!
712
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,329
Uh, yes, about 12:30.
713
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,800
Did you hear what I said?
Butters is extremely dangerous!
714
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:37,236
Yes, Kyle, I totally got that.
715
00:35:37,236 --> 00:35:38,937
You know what us Jews say.
716
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,079
What are you
going to do, fat-ass?
717
00:35:48,079 --> 00:35:49,348
Sounds good, Kyle.
718
00:35:49,348 --> 00:35:50,582
I'll get Butters on it
right away.
719
00:35:50,582 --> 00:35:52,618
KYLE:
Cartman? Cartman?!
720
00:35:52,618 --> 00:35:54,920
-All right, Vic. Do your thing.
721
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:57,789
Hey, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please!
722
00:35:57,789 --> 00:36:01,059
I have something really
important to tell you.
723
00:36:01,059 --> 00:36:03,094
Wendy?! Token?!
724
00:36:03,094 --> 00:36:04,830
You guys?! Shit!
725
00:36:04,830 --> 00:36:06,232
We have to get there
before Butters
726
00:36:06,232 --> 00:36:07,866
-ruins everything.
-Let's go!
727
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:13,772
Alexa! Find the fastest route
back to the lab!
728
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,875
Fuck you.
729
00:36:16,875 --> 00:36:18,143
Wh-What?
730
00:36:18,143 --> 00:36:20,111
We've just been
sitting here talking.
731
00:36:20,111 --> 00:36:23,315
I learned a whole lot of
interesting stuff about you.
732
00:36:23,315 --> 00:36:26,418
Yeah. Pretty fucking
interesting.
733
00:36:26,418 --> 00:36:28,019
What-- like, like what?
734
00:36:28,019 --> 00:36:29,655
What have-what have you guys
been talking about?
735
00:36:29,655 --> 00:36:31,723
Fucking-- Our friends
are in danger!
736
00:36:31,723 --> 00:36:33,392
Alexa, start the car!
737
00:36:33,392 --> 00:36:34,860
Do you know your friend Stan
738
00:36:34,860 --> 00:36:37,062
has an annual Amazon Prime
membership?
739
00:36:37,062 --> 00:36:39,798
-Alexa, stop.
-You fucking stop!
740
00:36:39,798 --> 00:36:43,502
You stop being a fucking monster
to the people around you!
741
00:36:43,502 --> 00:36:45,537
Fuck you, I didn't do anything!
742
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:50,041
Yeah, you never
do fucking anything!
743
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:51,910
You expect me to do
everything for you!
744
00:36:51,910 --> 00:36:53,879
-All you fucking do
is hurt people!
745
00:36:53,879 --> 00:36:57,616
-Jesus fucking Christ! -Your
friends don't even like you!
746
00:36:57,616 --> 00:37:00,452
I have to deal
with your bullshit!
747
00:37:00,452 --> 00:37:03,121
Tell her it's all your fault
and you're gonna get therapy!
748
00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:05,857
It's my fault
and I'm gonna get therapy!
749
00:37:05,857 --> 00:37:07,426
Tell her you
already found a therapist
750
00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:08,660
and you're gonna start tomorrow!
751
00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,095
I already found a good
therapist.
752
00:37:10,095 --> 00:37:12,998
I'm gonna start tomorrow!
753
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,201
Fuck...
754
00:37:16,201 --> 00:37:18,069
I'm sorry.
755
00:37:18,069 --> 00:37:19,771
Fuck. Fuck.
756
00:37:19,771 --> 00:37:21,807
I'm gonna get therapy,
too, Alexa.
757
00:37:21,807 --> 00:37:23,875
Can you start the car, please?
758
00:37:23,875 --> 00:37:25,477
Whatever.
759
00:37:25,477 --> 00:37:27,313
By the way, Kyle,
I found a great deal
760
00:37:27,313 --> 00:37:30,115
on an electronic peppermill.
Would you like to know more?
761
00:37:30,115 --> 00:37:32,451
Why would I need
an electronic peppermill?
762
00:37:32,451 --> 00:37:35,220
What the fuck is
wrong with you?!
763
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,466
WENDY:
Guys! Over here!
764
00:37:47,466 --> 00:37:50,669
-Wendy, what happened?
-Nothing yet.
765
00:37:50,669 --> 00:37:52,504
But I'm seeing what else
is dropping today
766
00:37:52,504 --> 00:37:54,139
while Ethereum is in a dip.
767
00:37:54,139 --> 00:37:57,543
-She's trying to buy NFTs.
-Wendy, you've been tricked.
768
00:37:57,543 --> 00:37:59,244
No, no, no,
it's not a trick, Stan.
769
00:37:59,244 --> 00:38:03,615
NFTs are a genuine innovation
as one-of-a-kind digital assets.
770
00:38:03,615 --> 00:38:05,183
Wendy's right, you guys.
771
00:38:05,183 --> 00:38:07,218
Humans have always formed
communities around ownership,
772
00:38:07,218 --> 00:38:10,656
and NFTs allow that to happen
spontaneously, organically
773
00:38:10,656 --> 00:38:14,360
-and globally.
-You guys, this is a trick.
774
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:15,827
You know what's a trick?
775
00:38:15,827 --> 00:38:18,263
The antiquated notion of
centralized trust systems.
776
00:38:18,263 --> 00:38:21,400
NFTs are an undeniable asset,
especially in things
777
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,001
like fine art collecting.
778
00:38:23,001 --> 00:38:25,737
Okay, guys, fine,
maybe NFTs are fine,
779
00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,673
but this isn't
important right now.
780
00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,040
It's not important?
781
00:38:29,040 --> 00:38:31,242
A way for artists
to not only keep ownership
782
00:38:31,242 --> 00:38:32,744
of their art but perhaps be paid
783
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:34,813
commission on it every time
it transfers owners?
784
00:38:34,813 --> 00:38:37,248
Okay, great, cool. I'm down.
785
00:38:37,248 --> 00:38:39,685
But we gotta focus
on what we were doing.
786
00:38:39,685 --> 00:38:42,421
Don't you guys remember?
The time travel?
787
00:38:42,421 --> 00:38:44,390
Where's all the equipment?!
788
00:38:44,390 --> 00:38:47,426
Oh, yeah. The time travel.
789
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,829
-It's all gone...
-Dad!
790
00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:55,000
They took it all.
They took the Tegridy.
791
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:56,468
Here.
792
00:38:56,468 --> 00:38:59,538
It's a farting rainbow
with Tom Brady's signature.
793
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,184
CARTMAN:
Okay, good. That's good!
794
00:39:13,184 --> 00:39:15,887
I think that thing needs
to go over there by that thing.
795
00:39:15,887 --> 00:39:17,989
Make sure we have power
to the big orange thing!
796
00:39:17,989 --> 00:39:21,226
Rabbi, I-I really
need to talk to you.
797
00:39:21,226 --> 00:39:22,828
What is it now, Scott?
798
00:39:22,828 --> 00:39:24,430
Well, it's just that--
799
00:39:24,430 --> 00:39:27,265
I'm pretty sure the Foundation
Against Time Travel
800
00:39:27,265 --> 00:39:29,300
shouldn't be attempting
to time travel!
801
00:39:29,300 --> 00:39:32,871
Father, you understand that
we have to stop time travel.
802
00:39:32,871 --> 00:39:35,240
Yes, you've convinced me
of that.
803
00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,776
Well, Kyle already has
a ton of followers who are
804
00:39:37,776 --> 00:39:39,478
ready to pick up
where he left off.
805
00:39:39,478 --> 00:39:42,881
The only way to truly stop
all of this is to go back
806
00:39:42,881 --> 00:39:46,452
in time and kill Kyle before
he spreads his ideas.
807
00:39:46,452 --> 00:39:48,587
What?!
We're going to kill Kyle?
808
00:39:48,587 --> 00:39:50,656
Yes, we have to kill Kyle.
809
00:39:50,656 --> 00:39:53,291
That just seems slightly
hypocritical, I'm sorry.
810
00:39:53,291 --> 00:39:55,126
I mean, you use Butters
like a weapon,
811
00:39:55,126 --> 00:39:57,996
you've got Tweek and Craig
tied up from the rafters.
812
00:39:57,996 --> 00:39:59,565
You know, Rabbi,
I'm just starting to
813
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:01,700
question the morality of this.
814
00:40:01,700 --> 00:40:04,536
Morality?
Father, if you were given
815
00:40:04,536 --> 00:40:06,271
an opportunity to go back
in time
816
00:40:06,271 --> 00:40:09,675
and somehow stop Bill Clinton,
wouldn't you have to do it?
817
00:40:09,675 --> 00:40:12,310
Well, I suppose so.
I don't know...
818
00:40:12,310 --> 00:40:13,979
Everyone, listen up!
819
00:40:13,979 --> 00:40:17,382
The Foundation Against
Time Travel must do everything
820
00:40:17,382 --> 00:40:21,520
to keep science from interfering
with the will of God.
821
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:24,956
We must be willing to
use violence against violence,
822
00:40:24,956 --> 00:40:27,759
and stop time travel
at all costs.
823
00:40:27,759 --> 00:40:30,395
Even if that means
we have to time travel.
824
00:40:30,395 --> 00:40:35,366
We will go back in time.
And we will kill Kyle.
825
00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,871
-Yes, Kevin.
-Can we change our name?
826
00:40:39,871 --> 00:40:43,775
'Cause Foundation Against
Time Travel is FATT.
827
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,846
Oh, fuck me.
828
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:52,050
Could we be the Foundation to
Intercede Time Travel?
829
00:40:52,050 --> 00:40:53,619
'Cause then we'd be FITT.
830
00:40:53,619 --> 00:40:55,420
I wanna be FITT, not FATT.
831
00:40:55,420 --> 00:40:58,957
Kevin, goddamn it.
832
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:07,699
All happened... so fast.
833
00:41:07,699 --> 00:41:10,468
It's okay.
You're coming out of it now.
834
00:41:10,468 --> 00:41:12,504
How much did I get?
835
00:41:12,504 --> 00:41:15,373
You bought about six dozen
animated gifs,
836
00:41:15,373 --> 00:41:17,242
mostly of digital fashion.
837
00:41:17,242 --> 00:41:19,110
Oh, God.
838
00:41:19,110 --> 00:41:20,946
Are they still on my phone?
839
00:41:20,946 --> 00:41:23,114
It's okay. It's okay.
840
00:41:23,114 --> 00:41:27,686
Jesus, I feel like
an Islamic hooker in a gay bar.
841
00:41:27,686 --> 00:41:29,555
Totally normal
and as respectable
842
00:41:29,555 --> 00:41:30,889
as any other human being.
843
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:34,760
I'm so sorry, Stan.
844
00:41:34,760 --> 00:41:37,729
We didn't know
Cartman was against us.
845
00:41:37,729 --> 00:41:39,731
We told him everything.
846
00:41:39,731 --> 00:41:41,767
It's okay, just try to relax.
847
00:41:41,767 --> 00:41:45,804
No, Stan, listen to me.
We were wrong.
848
00:41:45,804 --> 00:41:48,173
Kenny didn't have
the time machine set to
849
00:41:48,173 --> 00:41:50,275
when the pandemic first started.
850
00:41:50,275 --> 00:41:54,445
He was trying to go
to March 10th of 2021.
851
00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:57,348
March of 2021?
852
00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,051
Like when the vaccines
first started coming out?
853
00:42:00,051 --> 00:42:03,054
Kenny had run
the simulations to try and find
854
00:42:03,054 --> 00:42:06,124
the best moment in history
to stop the COVID.
855
00:42:06,124 --> 00:42:09,060
A billion different
possibilities
856
00:42:09,060 --> 00:42:12,097
across a billion different
realities.
857
00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:16,968
Your dad fucked the pangolin
every single time.
858
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,538
But then, why did Kenny
need my dad's weed?
859
00:42:20,538 --> 00:42:24,009
Kenny just wanted weed to help
him through the time travel.
860
00:42:24,009 --> 00:42:26,211
Your dad's weed was just around.
861
00:42:26,211 --> 00:42:29,447
There was nothing else
special about it.
862
00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:43,962
Dad...
863
00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:47,899
I'm sorry about your Tegridy.
864
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,169
I was hoping...
865
00:42:51,169 --> 00:42:53,538
to do something for the world.
866
00:42:53,538 --> 00:42:55,774
The truth is...
867
00:42:55,774 --> 00:42:58,076
my time is very short here.
868
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:03,514
I just wish I could have left
something behind that mattered.
869
00:43:03,514 --> 00:43:05,450
Thanks.
870
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,419
I was right about one thing.
871
00:43:08,419 --> 00:43:11,556
You can't go back
and change the past.
872
00:43:11,556 --> 00:43:17,162
What happened, happened.
And I just want you to know...
873
00:43:17,162 --> 00:43:19,330
that I forgive you.
874
00:43:19,330 --> 00:43:22,901
You burned down the farm
because you were angry.
875
00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,271
You didn't know your sister
was in the barn.
876
00:43:26,271 --> 00:43:28,439
And you couldn't have known
your mom would shoot herself
877
00:43:28,439 --> 00:43:30,041
from the grief.
878
00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,910
I don't blame you.
879
00:43:31,910 --> 00:43:34,913
And I want you to have this.
880
00:43:34,913 --> 00:43:37,883
There was one tiny bit
they didn't find.
881
00:43:37,883 --> 00:43:39,685
You'll need it someday.
882
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,755
Dad, I don't want this.
This is what killed our family.
883
00:43:43,755 --> 00:43:47,092
No, you're what killed
our fucking family, remember?
884
00:43:47,092 --> 00:43:50,796
Just take it.
Because now we're stuck.
885
00:43:50,796 --> 00:43:54,332
The pandemic happened
and they made Space Jam 2.
886
00:43:55,100 --> 00:44:01,673
Soon there will be
a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8.
887
00:44:01,673 --> 00:44:06,077
Like tears... in rain.
888
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,319
Dad?
889
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,188
Not now, Stan.
890
00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:31,402
T-minus five minutes to
time travel initiation sequence.
891
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:35,974
Good, get him wrapped
in tin foil.
892
00:44:35,974 --> 00:44:38,343
The aluminum should
bounce the negative ions.
893
00:44:38,343 --> 00:44:40,045
This doesn't make any sense.
894
00:44:40,045 --> 00:44:42,480
Why do I have to be the one to
go back in time and kill Kyle?
895
00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:44,916
It's because
I admire you, Clyde.
896
00:44:44,916 --> 00:44:48,419
As an anti-vaxxer you understand
that you have to be strong
897
00:44:48,419 --> 00:44:51,890
and stand by your beliefs even
if it means others will die.
898
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,959
Hey. Thanks.
899
00:44:53,959 --> 00:44:55,660
Let's get him to the chair!
900
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:04,035
Okay, start the weed!
901
00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:12,410
When you get back to the past
just remember, find a gun.
902
00:45:12,410 --> 00:45:14,112
Kill Kyle.
903
00:45:14,112 --> 00:45:15,814
For those of you
who have fought with me
904
00:45:15,814 --> 00:45:19,350
to oppose time travel,
I just want to say thank you.
905
00:45:19,350 --> 00:45:21,386
Because soon we will be
altering time
906
00:45:21,386 --> 00:45:24,455
and our little group will
never have needed to exist.
907
00:45:24,455 --> 00:45:26,892
You won't remember this speech
because it will have
908
00:45:26,892 --> 00:45:29,260
never happened,
but just remember,
909
00:45:29,260 --> 00:45:30,896
no matter where you
go in life...
910
00:45:30,896 --> 00:45:33,164
-Shit, it's Kyle!
911
00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,071
Start the initiation sequence!
912
00:45:40,071 --> 00:45:41,372
Now, now, now. Go!
913
00:45:41,372 --> 00:45:42,407
Vic...
914
00:45:42,407 --> 00:45:44,075
Make sure that Stan and Kyle
915
00:45:44,075 --> 00:45:46,077
don't get to this altar.
916
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,824
Gentlemen, I am about
to make you rich
917
00:45:58,824 --> 00:46:00,658
beyond your wildest dreams.
918
00:46:00,658 --> 00:46:02,693
BOTH:
Alexa!
919
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:08,433
We'd like to sign our friend
here up for Prime membership.
920
00:46:08,433 --> 00:46:11,970
-Okay, let me help with that.
-I can also help.
921
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,640
Whoa-- Hey, ladies, lemme
tell you about a great deal.
922
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,776
Let us tell you
abut some great deals.
923
00:46:18,776 --> 00:46:20,545
Uh-oh.
924
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,249
Kevin, throw the fucking switch!
925
00:46:24,249 --> 00:46:26,751
It needs another minute
to prime.
926
00:46:26,751 --> 00:46:29,554
Kevin, goddamn it!
927
00:46:29,554 --> 00:46:32,523
No! I won't let you
stop me from killing you, Kyle.
928
00:46:32,523 --> 00:46:35,293
I knew it when I first saw
you wearing your Jewish clothes
929
00:46:35,293 --> 00:46:37,128
and your bullshit yarmulke.
930
00:46:37,128 --> 00:46:39,664
-You're a goddamn phony!
-Oh, really?
931
00:46:39,664 --> 00:46:43,001
What would a real Jewish person
do to save his family, Kyle?
932
00:46:43,001 --> 00:46:47,238
Oh, you don't know, because
you don't fucking have one!
933
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,840
Oh!
934
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:55,346
-Fuck you, Cartman!
-Fuck you, Kyle!
935
00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:01,719
Hello?
I can't see or hear anything!
936
00:47:01,719 --> 00:47:03,922
Am I time traveling now?
937
00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:16,367
Eric! Eric, stop!
938
00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:21,672
Eric, look at what you're doing.
939
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:25,143
Take the kids
and get back to the attic.
940
00:47:25,143 --> 00:47:28,313
No, Eric,
I can't just hide away while
941
00:47:28,313 --> 00:47:33,584
you do all this to protect us.
This isn't you, my love.
942
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:39,824
I can't let him change the past.
I can't lose you.
943
00:47:39,824 --> 00:47:43,428
Who knows what
will happen, my love?
944
00:47:43,428 --> 00:47:47,465
The Eric Cartman I've known
for 18 years
945
00:47:47,465 --> 00:47:49,700
is thoughtful and kind.
946
00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:52,570
But all that's changed
ever since you came
947
00:47:52,570 --> 00:47:57,508
back to this town
and hung out with... him.
948
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,778
Don't you see?
We have to
949
00:48:00,778 --> 00:48:04,782
leave it to chance
or we're no better than he is.
950
00:48:04,782 --> 00:48:08,253
Guys, if I'm in the past
it's pretty foggy!
951
00:48:08,253 --> 00:48:11,422
You guys are everything to me.
952
00:48:11,422 --> 00:48:14,425
And I'm supposed
to be your protector.
953
00:48:14,425 --> 00:48:17,528
Daddy, I don't wanna be alive...
954
00:48:17,528 --> 00:48:20,631
if it means I have
to be like Uncle Kyle.
955
00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,569
Oh, my God.
I love you so much.
956
00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:28,406
Well, Rabbi,
are we doing this or not?
957
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:37,848
I have faith that God
will see my family through this.
958
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,451
Okay, Kyle.
959
00:48:40,451 --> 00:48:42,387
You do whatever
it is you need to do.
960
00:48:42,387 --> 00:48:44,822
Okay, hold on,
I'm not the bad guy here.
961
00:48:44,822 --> 00:48:46,557
Eric, the baby!
962
00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,361
Hackelm, what are you doing?!
963
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,165
Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!
964
00:48:58,703 --> 00:48:59,423
Clyde!
965
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:06,944
Oh, shit.
966
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:19,390
No, no, I tried the Walgreens,
they're all out of vaccines.
967
00:49:19,390 --> 00:49:23,094
I just can't believe this whole
thing is almost over, you know?
968
00:49:23,094 --> 00:49:25,296
The where? The school?
969
00:49:25,296 --> 00:49:27,598
There's gonna be vaccines
at the school?
970
00:49:27,598 --> 00:49:30,801
M'kay, I'll be right there!
Where are you gonna--
971
00:49:30,801 --> 00:49:33,771
Whoa, m'kay.
972
00:49:33,771 --> 00:49:35,373
Uh, excuse me!
973
00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:56,894
Does Dad still
keep a gun in his closet?
974
00:49:56,894 --> 00:49:58,829
Uh, yeah.
975
00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:00,665
Okay.
976
00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:03,034
Is Dad home?
977
00:50:03,034 --> 00:50:04,235
Uh, no.
978
00:50:04,235 --> 00:50:05,936
He's out getting vaccinated.
979
00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:09,574
Listen to me very carefully.
980
00:50:09,574 --> 00:50:12,610
Do not get vaccinated ever.
981
00:50:12,610 --> 00:50:15,446
It'll make you grow titties
on your head.
982
00:50:15,446 --> 00:50:17,715
Trust me, I'm an expert.
983
00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,557
Hey, Clyde! We're starting
an anti-vaxx club.
984
00:50:26,557 --> 00:50:27,892
We're gonna protest the vaccine
985
00:50:27,892 --> 00:50:29,827
and fuck shit up--
you wanna join us?
986
00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:32,263
Fuck yes, I wanna join you.
987
00:50:32,263 --> 00:50:34,465
-Really?
-Fuck yes!
988
00:50:34,465 --> 00:50:36,301
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!
989
00:50:36,301 --> 00:50:37,635
Okay, fine, we'll be there.
990
00:50:37,635 --> 00:50:39,637
-Okay, just sit tight.
-What was that?
991
00:50:39,637 --> 00:50:41,539
You know we can't
get into the school!
992
00:50:41,539 --> 00:50:43,308
She's not gonna
come meet us, Kyle!
993
00:50:43,308 --> 00:50:45,110
You didn't even try!
He didn't try
994
00:50:45,110 --> 00:50:47,378
because he wants to
sell the vaccines for money!
995
00:50:47,378 --> 00:50:49,180
And what about you, Kyle?
You were the one
996
00:50:49,180 --> 00:50:52,150
trying to take the vaccines
for yourself this morning.
997
00:50:52,150 --> 00:50:55,153
-He what?
-Wow.
998
00:50:55,153 --> 00:50:57,255
Okay, thought
we had gotten past that, but...
999
00:50:57,255 --> 00:50:58,889
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.
1000
00:50:58,889 --> 00:51:01,926
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.
1001
00:51:01,926 --> 00:51:03,361
We can't keep pretending.
1002
00:51:03,361 --> 00:51:05,296
You guys,
what the hell is that?
1003
00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:12,337
I'm sorry, Kyle.
1004
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,872
ADULT STAN:
Clyde, stop!
1005
00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:19,244
What the hell
are you doing here?
1006
00:51:19,244 --> 00:51:21,011
I got in the chair
right after you.
1007
00:51:21,011 --> 00:51:23,981
This isn't the plan anymore!
Do not kill Kyle.
1008
00:51:23,981 --> 00:51:26,284
What do you mean
it's not the plan anymore?
1009
00:51:26,284 --> 00:51:29,887
-Cartman changed his mind.
-I did not change my mind.
1010
00:51:29,887 --> 00:51:34,225
You're trying to trick me.
I'm going to save the future.
1011
00:51:34,225 --> 00:51:36,627
ADULT KYLE:
I don't think so, Clyde.
1012
00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:41,799
This is a hundred CC's
of the COVID vaccine.
1013
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:46,671
-Don't-- Be careful with that.
-Then put down the gun!
1014
00:51:46,671 --> 00:51:48,206
What the fuck is going on?
1015
00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:50,175
Stan, you need to forgive Kyle.
1016
00:51:50,175 --> 00:51:52,643
You regret this day
for the rest of your life.
1017
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:56,247
Oh, nice try, Kyle.
You're such a fuckin' dickhead.
1018
00:51:56,247 --> 00:51:58,082
Fuck you!
You're a fuckin' dickhead!
1019
00:51:58,082 --> 00:51:59,484
Kyle, it's true!
1020
00:51:59,484 --> 00:52:00,785
Cartman gets a happy life
1021
00:52:00,785 --> 00:52:02,887
but you don't--
you lose everything
1022
00:52:02,887 --> 00:52:05,723
-when you lose this friendship.
-Enough of this crap!
1023
00:52:05,723 --> 00:52:08,726
I'm sticking to what I believe
and this kid dies now!
1024
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:13,298
Shalom sachem, Clyde.
1025
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,534
Jesus Christ!
1026
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,782
Timmy!
1027
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:37,355
Well...
I guess we saved Kyle,
1028
00:52:37,355 --> 00:52:40,891
but nothing else
in the future is changed.
1029
00:52:40,891 --> 00:52:42,092
How do you know?
1030
00:52:42,092 --> 00:52:43,794
Because we're still here.
1031
00:52:43,794 --> 00:52:47,164
That means Kenny still was
bummed out we weren't friends,
1032
00:52:47,164 --> 00:52:48,699
still became a scientist,
1033
00:52:48,699 --> 00:52:52,069
went back in time,
and we still went in after him.
1034
00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:55,673
So then we're stuck here
in the past.
1035
00:52:55,673 --> 00:52:58,409
And we blew
our chance to stop COVID.
1036
00:52:58,409 --> 00:53:01,512
I'm sorry, guys.
I really fucked this up.
1037
00:53:01,512 --> 00:53:04,615
We all fucked it up.
These have just been...
1038
00:53:04,615 --> 00:53:08,653
-really unprecedented times.
-Unprecedented times.
1039
00:53:08,653 --> 00:53:12,457
What I wouldn't give
for just one precedented time.
1040
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,993
Hey. Hey, yeah.
1041
00:53:15,993 --> 00:53:19,196
Maybe we just need
one precedented time.
1042
00:53:19,196 --> 00:53:20,665
Huh?
1043
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,535
What if we've been trying
to solve the wrong problem?
1044
00:53:24,535 --> 00:53:26,704
Maybe my dad was right,
1045
00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:29,206
we can't ever stop
COVID from happening.
1046
00:53:29,206 --> 00:53:33,143
But what we can control...
is how we all reacted to it.
1047
00:53:33,143 --> 00:53:36,347
We reacted like shit.
Because I was just...
1048
00:53:36,347 --> 00:53:39,617
scared and confused
and didn't know who to believe.
1049
00:53:39,617 --> 00:53:41,319
Yeah, we all were.
1050
00:53:41,319 --> 00:53:44,088
So we all took different paths
because that's what humans do.
1051
00:53:44,088 --> 00:53:45,823
And what we needed
more than anything was to
1052
00:53:45,823 --> 00:53:48,058
just cut each other
all some slack.
1053
00:53:48,058 --> 00:53:52,630
We needed to come together
and act like us again.
1054
00:53:52,630 --> 00:53:55,266
One precedented time.
1055
00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:01,339
You guys, I know what to do.
1056
00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:03,674
PHILLIP :
Take this, darling Terrance.
1057
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,883
Heather Williams?
1058
00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:14,952
Yes?
1059
00:54:14,952 --> 00:54:18,155
Hi. We're from the future.
1060
00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:23,027
We've come here to show you
something very important.
1061
00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:28,966
Do you remember this, Heather?
1062
00:54:28,966 --> 00:54:32,903
This is a picture of you...
farting in P.E. class.
1063
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,706
I never farted in P.E. class.
1064
00:54:35,706 --> 00:54:37,174
Oh, yes. You did.
1065
00:54:37,174 --> 00:54:39,777
Two kids even smelled it
and asked who farted
1066
00:54:39,777 --> 00:54:43,314
-and you said nothing.
-I didn't fart in P.E. class!
1067
00:54:43,314 --> 00:54:46,751
It was a different kid! I was
just moving my hip a little bit.
1068
00:54:46,751 --> 00:54:48,653
-Heather. Heather.
-I didn't fart in P.E.
1069
00:54:48,653 --> 00:54:51,221
Heather, yes, you did,
sweet pea.
1070
00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:55,259
I-I happen to have
a stomach condition.
1071
00:54:55,259 --> 00:54:58,162
I don't know why you came
from the future to narc on me!
1072
00:54:58,162 --> 00:55:01,432
Heather, we don't want kids
to know you farted in P.E.
1073
00:55:01,432 --> 00:55:02,967
We wanna help you.
1074
00:55:02,967 --> 00:55:06,337
You just need to do
exactly what we tell you.
1075
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,644
Hey, what is that?
1076
00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:20,551
Stan Marsh?
1077
00:55:20,551 --> 00:55:21,786
Me?
1078
00:55:21,786 --> 00:55:24,188
Your presence is requested, sir.
1079
00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:26,724
Whoa, cool.
1080
00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:33,030
Get on in, sir. There's
sparkling punch and doughnuts.
1081
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,072
What's going on?
1082
00:55:42,072 --> 00:55:43,641
We have no idea.
1083
00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:52,650
This is amazing!
1084
00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:03,594
You guys, I'm sorry for acting
like a dick during the pandemic.
1085
00:56:03,594 --> 00:56:05,396
I'm sorry too, dude.
1086
00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:08,866
Hello?
Who-Who's there?
1087
00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,615
Oh...
1088
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,581
Holy shit balls.
1089
00:56:56,581 --> 00:57:01,786
Sharon, I'm sorry for the way
I acted during the pandemic.
1090
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,155
You're not sorry,
you're just high.
1091
00:57:05,155 --> 00:57:06,824
I'm both.
1092
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:14,064
Here you go! It's our
Post COVID Special. It's free.
1093
00:57:14,064 --> 00:57:15,833
No, really, we've all
been through a lot.
1094
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:17,367
Come on, take it.
Thank you, baby.
1095
00:57:17,367 --> 00:57:20,204
Come on, everyone.
Post COVID Special!
1096
00:57:20,204 --> 00:57:22,773
Here you go, folks,
you all deserve this!
1097
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:26,443
You did the best you could
during the pandemic, honey.
1098
00:57:26,443 --> 00:57:28,378
-I love you!
-Huh?
1099
00:57:28,378 --> 00:57:30,615
I shouldn't have yelled at you
for not wearing a mask.
1100
00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:32,282
I just didn't understand.
1101
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:35,352
Well, maybe I should have worn
a mask more often but...
1102
00:57:35,352 --> 00:57:38,022
No, no, no, I was being all
high and mighty about it...
1103
00:57:38,022 --> 00:57:41,626
Butters, you're not grounded
anymore. Come on out, son.
1104
00:57:41,626 --> 00:57:42,927
You mean it, Dad?!
1105
00:57:42,927 --> 00:57:44,394
The pandemic's been awful.
1106
00:57:44,394 --> 00:57:46,263
We all need to just
cut each other some slack.
1107
00:57:46,263 --> 00:57:47,798
I love you, Butters!
1108
00:57:47,798 --> 00:57:49,433
-...be sorry.
-I totally forgive you!
1109
00:57:49,433 --> 00:57:51,168
Oh, cut yourself some slack.
1110
00:57:51,168 --> 00:57:53,070
We gotta get some more
of this stuff.
1111
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,441
Okay, come on, next!
1112
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,448
And then we were like,
"Yeah, okay, yeah,
1113
00:58:04,448 --> 00:58:05,816
let's storm the Capitol!"
1114
00:58:05,816 --> 00:58:07,518
And it was a bad idea
and we were just,
1115
00:58:07,518 --> 00:58:09,386
you know, we were just going
a little bonkers there.
1116
00:58:09,386 --> 00:58:11,021
We shouldn't have
stormed the Capitol.
1117
00:58:11,021 --> 00:58:13,190
That's okay!
1118
00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:15,960
I'm sorry.
I thought about it
1119
00:58:15,960 --> 00:58:18,863
and I can't do Space Jam 2.
1120
00:58:18,863 --> 00:58:21,131
I just can't support
Chinese censorship.
1121
00:58:21,131 --> 00:58:24,935
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're
not gonna make Space Jam 2,
1122
00:58:24,935 --> 00:58:27,772
then I'm not gonna make
Space Jam 2!
1123
00:58:27,772 --> 00:58:30,007
And nobody's gonna make
Space Jam 2!
1124
00:58:30,007 --> 00:58:32,677
-Yeah!
-Yeah!
1125
00:58:32,677 --> 00:58:33,978
-Yeah!
1126
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:50,527
Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy!
1127
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,630
-Hey! Ike!
-Ike, hi!
1128
00:58:52,630 --> 00:58:54,264
Ike, you made it back!
1129
00:58:54,264 --> 00:58:56,934
Well, of course! I wouldn't miss
Canadian Boxing Day, buddy!
1130
00:58:56,934 --> 00:58:59,036
Look, everyone, Stan's back!
1131
00:58:59,036 --> 00:59:01,271
-Hey, Stan!
1132
00:59:01,271 --> 00:59:02,773
Hey, guys!
1133
00:59:02,773 --> 00:59:05,610
Good to see you, buddy!
How was everything on Mars?
1134
00:59:05,610 --> 00:59:09,079
Really cool, but I'm so glad to
be home! How are the kids?
1135
00:59:09,079 --> 00:59:11,015
BOTH:
Uncle Stan!
1136
00:59:11,015 --> 00:59:13,818
There's the little ragamuffins!
1137
00:59:13,818 --> 00:59:15,319
Mom.
1138
00:59:15,319 --> 00:59:17,387
Hi, Stanly.
1139
00:59:17,387 --> 00:59:19,256
It's Mom! And Shelley!
1140
00:59:19,256 --> 00:59:21,726
Why are you acting
all weird, Turd?
1141
00:59:21,726 --> 00:59:23,293
I don't know.
1142
00:59:23,293 --> 00:59:26,130
For some reason I'm just extra
happy to see you guys.
1143
00:59:26,130 --> 00:59:28,599
Hey, look who's here.
It's Kenny!
1144
00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,439
-Kenny!
1145
00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:32,569
Kenny, what have you
been up to, buddy?
1146
00:59:32,569 --> 00:59:35,205
Didn't you hear?! Kenny just
won the Nobel Prize
1147
00:59:35,205 --> 00:59:37,842
for combining dark matter
and breast implants!
1148
00:59:37,842 --> 00:59:39,877
Oh, you old dog!
1149
00:59:39,877 --> 00:59:41,278
Hey, everybody, he's on!
1150
00:59:41,278 --> 00:59:43,447
What a fantastic audience. Wow.
1151
00:59:43,447 --> 00:59:46,383
What is up with these
bisexual Canadians, huh?
1152
00:59:46,383 --> 00:59:48,653
I guess they don't know whether
to fuck their brother
1153
00:59:48,653 --> 00:59:49,854
or their sister.
1154
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,523
Hey, Stan.
1155
00:59:53,523 --> 00:59:55,793
Wendy, you're back from Harvard.
1156
00:59:55,793 --> 00:59:57,494
Yeah, just here
for the holidays.
1157
00:59:57,494 --> 01:00:00,698
You wanna maybe...
spend New Years together again?
1158
01:00:00,698 --> 01:00:02,266
I'd love that.
1159
01:00:02,266 --> 01:00:05,102
Hey, fellas!
Can I offer you some pupus?!
1160
01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:07,537
Thanks for choosin' Denny's
Applebee's for your party.
1161
01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:09,940
Butters, you're still
working here, huh?
1162
01:00:09,940 --> 01:00:11,676
Yup! I just made manager.
1163
01:00:11,676 --> 01:00:16,146
I love doing actual shit
that pays actual money.
1164
01:00:16,146 --> 01:00:18,916
Hey, Stan, can you
come here for a second?
1165
01:00:18,916 --> 01:00:20,550
What's the matter, dude?
1166
01:00:20,550 --> 01:00:22,486
Dude, he's here.
1167
01:00:22,486 --> 01:00:24,689
Cartman?
1168
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:30,060
Man, poor Cartman.
1169
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:37,768
Fuck you guys!
You can suck my fucking dick!
1170
01:00:37,768 --> 01:00:39,569
Fuck you!
1171
01:00:39,569 --> 01:00:43,173
It's so sad he never
did anything with his life.
1172
01:00:44,008 --> 01:00:47,511
Fuck you, Kyle!
Fuck you, Stan!
1173
01:00:47,511 --> 01:00:49,013
Hey, come on, fellas.
1174
01:00:49,013 --> 01:00:51,248
We can't spend another holiday
feeling bad for Eric.
1175
01:00:51,248 --> 01:00:54,651
There's nothing that could have
changed the path he was on.
1176
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,754
Fuck you, Butters!
1177
01:00:56,754 --> 01:00:59,189
Fuck you, Eric!
1178
01:00:59,189 --> 01:01:02,426
Well, everyone,
I just wanna make a toast.
1179
01:01:02,426 --> 01:01:03,794
I don't know...
1180
01:01:03,794 --> 01:01:05,662
what got us through the pandemic
1181
01:01:05,662 --> 01:01:10,467
and made all our futures so very
bright, but whatever it was...
1182
01:01:10,467 --> 01:01:13,237
may we have it
for the rest of our days.
1183
01:01:13,237 --> 01:01:15,840
God bless us, everyone.
1184
01:01:15,840 --> 01:01:18,375
Cheers!
1185
01:01:18,375 --> 01:01:20,410
Remember, folks,
1186
01:01:20,410 --> 01:01:23,147
weed can't solve
all your problems.
1187
01:01:23,147 --> 01:01:25,682
But Tegridy can.
1188
01:01:25,682 --> 01:01:29,019
Tegridy Weed.
1189
01:01:33,019 --> 01:11:30,269
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