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(upbeat music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Yeah!
(grunts)
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Tanya, get in on this!
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Yo, I can't play right now.
I'm working on my beats.
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What?
You're making new beats?
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I wanna hear!
♪♪ ♪♪
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Ooh.
Hell yeah.
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I'm almost done
with my new EP.
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It goes up on my SoundCloud
tomorrow.
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Check this shit out.
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KEVIN: Ooh, you better
send me that link.
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Oohoohooh!
(gasps)
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Oh, God!
Whoa!
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Whoa!
My beats!
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That bird stole my beats!
Not your sick beats!
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Kevin, slingshot!
(grunts)
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Rrr, whoo!
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(dramatic music)
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(shrieks)
Yeah!
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Yeah!
Ha, yes!
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No!
Oh, shit.
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Did not think that
through.
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Ohh...this is exactly
how my iPad got broken.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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TANYA: (groans)
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All my beats, gone...
like smoke in the wind.
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Tanya, no,
don't use sad imagery.
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It's not like
I thought my music
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would get famous
or anything.
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I just didn't think it would
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get destroyed by a falcon,
you know?
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You can't prepare
for these things.
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Tanya, I am so sorry.
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I never should've tried
to kill that falcon.
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Wait...you were trying
to kill it?
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Oh, was that not
the objective?
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I mean, either way I feel bad,
but not for that falcon.
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No, it's not your fault,
Kevin.
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I can probably remake
those beats anyway, right?
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I just have to file a claim
with my renter's insurance,
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get a new laptop, rerecord
all the instruments and vocals,
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then arrange and mix everything
all over again.
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That'll take a few months tops,
right?
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I got this!
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Well, um, what if you had help
from other musicians?
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Like who?
Well, I was in a band
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in high school,
and Kevin can snap really well.
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(snapping)
We could be your band.
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(intense rock chords)
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My band, all rightthis is
either a really good idea,
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or it's gonna make
everything much worse.
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Mm. 50/50.
50/50?
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All right, them's good odds.
Let's do this!
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♪♪ ♪♪
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ERNESTO: So that's how
renter's insurance works?
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They just give you
a free laptop?
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Well, there's a deductible,
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and something bad has to
happen to your original laptop.
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Like a giant bird attack.
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Yep, giant birds, theft,
zombie apocalypse
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it covers
all kinds of stuff.
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ERNESTO: Huh, interesting.
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Who wants a beer?
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Ahh!
All right, let's rock and roll!
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TANYA:
Two, three, four.
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(funky music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Nice, guys.
That was really decent.
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That was perfect!
Right, guys?
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(laughs) I mean, come on.
Yeah, it was really good.
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Ernesto, you could play a
little bit slower on the intro.
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Oh, uh, okay, yeah.
Other than that, amazing.
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What about me?
Kevin, you were dope.
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No complaints.
Noice!
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Go again?
Wait, question.
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Should we smoke
a little weed first?
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Yeah!
Haha!
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TANYA:
Two, three, four.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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♪♪ Dum, dum, dum ♪♪
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(offkey)
♪♪ In the summertime ♪♪
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Sorry, was that not working?
Not at all.
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This is actually more of
like an instrumental track.
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(phone dings)
Shit!
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You gotta be shitting me!
What happened?
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My greatest internet
music rival
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is releasing a stupid album
tomorrow!
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Shit!
Look at this!
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ERNESTO: Banya?
Banya.
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That's my rival's name.
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Like Tanya with a B?
Exactly.
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This son of a gun copies me
in every dang way.
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He steals my beats.
He replicates my visual style.
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He's totally ripping me off!
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Yeah, he even took your name.
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The name is actually
a coincidence.
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But everything else
is completely fucked up!
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Fuck Banya!
Yeah, fuck you, Banya!
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And now he's releasing
his album before me?
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Damn it!
I'm losing my cool over this.
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Where's my whiskey?
In the whiskey bag.
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Ahh...
(bottle shatters)
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It's time to get serious,
boys.
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Ernesto, no more singing.
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Seems like a mistake,
but all right.
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TANYA:
Two, three, four!
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(funky music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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♪♪ Suh, suh, summertime ♪♪
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Ernesto!
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Shoot, sorry, mmy bad.
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What the heck is
this summertime business?
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I don't know.
it's just, like...
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coming to me in the moment.
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II think I get lost
in the music.
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Do you think maybe we could
just work it into the mix?
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No, dude,
it's an instrumental track.
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And it's completely unrelated
to summer.
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Oh, no.
What?
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This is my high school band
all over again.
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It was junior year.
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Everything in bandwas going great.
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But then one day, our drummerturned to me and was like
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Ernesto, we've decided
you're out of the band.
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We decided instead
of two guitars,
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we'll have
a tambourine instead.
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And then this guy walked inholding a tambourine,
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and he was like
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Hey, I'm Joey Tambourine.
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And I was like,
hey, Joey Tambourine, fuck you.
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In fact, fuck all of you.
(feedback whine)
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I quit, and I swear to never be
in a band againever!
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And then I left.
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It was your idea to be
in my band, dude.
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(sighs)
I know.
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I guess I must've
repressed that memory
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due to the extreme anger
I was feeling at the time,
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but now...
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(sighs)
I'm sorry, Tanya.
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I've learned so much from being
in this band with you,
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but I think it's time for me
to go solo.
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It's been 35 minutes.
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It just feels like
the moment is right.
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I'm gonna start my own band
outside on the patio.
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I hope you guys understand.
I totally don't.
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Yeah, you're being crazy
right now.
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Well, I hope you'll
understand eventually.
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Goodbye.
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Until I need more beer.
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Hey, that's my bass.
You can't take it.
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Okay. I need
an instrument, though.
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Take the kazoo.
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Seriously, dude?
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Mmmm?
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All right, from the top.
Two, three, four!
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(somber music)
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Okay, nice.
Cool.
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(blowing on kazoo)
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You know what I like
about you, Kevin?
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Is it my charm?
Well, obviously your charm.
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I knew it.
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But also,
you're a team player.
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You don't try to be, like,
the star.
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That's because I know
I'm a star.
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I don't have to prove it.
Exactly.
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Not like some people,
Banya, Ernesto in many ways,
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that fucking falcon!
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I think Ernesto's just afraid
of rejection.
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What, so he preemptively
rejects us first?
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Exactly.
Ugh!
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Well, there is some good news.
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I think we're almost done
with the album.
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Really?
Yeah!
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We've got, I'd say,
four, five more hours tops.
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Oh, okay.
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Hey.
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Hey, dude.
Oh, hey.
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How's your new band?
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Ugh,
it's actually incredible.
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Everything is going
really well.
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Really?
(laughs) Yeah.
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I mean, I have no reason
to say otherwise.
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Actually, I'm here
to recruit new members.
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Kevin, could you play drums
on my new track?
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Mm, I guess so.
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Kevin, you're already
in my band!
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I can be in two bands!
Don't box in my creativity.
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Fine, but we're recording the
next Tanya track in 12 minutes.
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And I need you back here.
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My band doesn't really
do schedules.
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It's more of a chill,
artistic experience.
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Well, okay.
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Whoo!
All right, let's do this!
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Haha, so exciting!
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Two, three, four!
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(playing kazoo)
(snapping)
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Kevin, let's go.
It's time.
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Kevin, hey,
could I borrow you again in,
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I don't know,
15 minutes or so?
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Yeah, no problem.
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I can easily juggle both
of my friends' expectations.
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(strained laugh)
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Cheers.
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Two, three, four!
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Kevin.
(groans)
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(playing kazoo)
(snapping)
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Kev!
(groans)
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Kev, dog.
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Woof, woof.
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(sighs)
KTown!
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KEVIN: Be right there.
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(sighs)
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Kevarino bombino,
fee fi fofino!
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Wow.
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Kevin.
(whimpers)
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TANYA:
Whoo, Kevin, let's go, hey!
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ERNESTO: Kevin.
Uh, Kev.
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Okay, no problem.
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(groans)
Oh, Kevan.
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Be right there.
Señor KTown.
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(sighs)
KKKKKevin.
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BOTH: KKKKKev.
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Oh, Kevin.
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Ah!
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Kevin!
Kevin!
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Dude, are you alive?
Kevin, talk to us.
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Did the rhythm get you?
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II need...
What is it, old friend?
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I need a sports drink.
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Yellow flavor.
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Sports drink, yellow flavor.
I'm on it.
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Oof, ah!
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Looks like I'm on it!
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Two, three, four!
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(grunts)
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Pow!
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(dramatic music)
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ERNESTO: We should get chips.
We have chips at home.
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Let's get him this one.
No, he said yellow flavor.
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Blue is better.
It has better vitamins.
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Dude, none of them
have vitamins.
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Except for the blue one.
It's the special version.
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It's from the arctic.
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It's the exact same shit!
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It's just sugar
and food coloring.
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Fine, looks like I'm getting
kicked out of this band, too.
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Huh, what band?
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The band of getting
sports drinks.
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It's a metaphor.
Ernesto.
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That metaphor
barely makes sense.
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And I was never gonna kick you
out of the band.
254
00:10:18,035 --> 00:10:19,505
You weren't?
No, dude!
255
00:10:19,572 --> 00:10:21,082
We sounded badass!
256
00:10:21,142 --> 00:10:23,652
You just kept singing about
summertime for some reason.
257
00:10:23,714 --> 00:10:24,924
That's my poetic nature.
258
00:10:24,983 --> 00:10:27,763
It just gets the best
of me sometimes.
259
00:10:27,822 --> 00:10:30,192
Well, if you can be
a little less poetic,
260
00:10:30,260 --> 00:10:32,360
you can be in the band again.
Really?
261
00:10:32,430 --> 00:10:35,170
I mean, unless your solo
project is going well.
262
00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:37,236
Check this out.
263
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:38,677
It's actually not bad.
(kazoo music)
264
00:10:38,744 --> 00:10:41,284
(people shouting)
265
00:10:41,348 --> 00:10:43,648
Sir, ma'am, you're gonna need
to exit the store.
266
00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:47,600
But our sports drinks.
Hold the phone.
267
00:10:47,662 --> 00:10:49,102
(chill music)
268
00:10:49,164 --> 00:10:50,174
Yeah!
269
00:10:50,233 --> 00:10:51,773
Whoo!
Whoo!
270
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All right, you can stay.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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