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It is all gone!
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Well, how can it possibly
be fucking gone?
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There was 40 grand in there.
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Yeah, eight months ago
there was 40 grand in there.
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Eight months! How many
fucking scatter cushions do you need?
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Don't talk to me like I'm a cunt!
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Baby? Are you all right?
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It doesn't make sense.
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I know!
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You haven't worked
a single day for eight months.
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Take the money for the Jacuzzi
out of the holiday dough.
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I can't have it out of action
cos it's for my back.
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- Oh, really?
- Yeah.
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Wake up, Jay!
There's no fucking holiday money!
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And there is nothing wrong
with your back!
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It's all in your fucking head.
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Fuck. Fucking...
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Jay!
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Ouch!
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Jay!
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Jay!
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Oh!
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Jay!
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- 24 tins of tuna?
- Yeah, they were doing a deal.
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Can you stop spinning?
You're doing my head in.
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- You should've done me a list then.
- I did! It was on the fridge, you left it!
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- 10 bottles of wine?
- You invited 'em.
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What do you want to drink, Shel?
Herbal tea?
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Oh, look, it says toilet roll
and it's underlined twice.
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Oh, 197 pounds. And, no, you didn't
get any toilet roll, did you,
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just, you know,
loads of bottles of wine.
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- That's good, Jay.
- I'll pop round the newsagents.
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They'll have it, won't they?
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You're in serious danger of
turning into a miserable cow, Shel.
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I'm not going to sit here and have you
glaring at me for another half hour.
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Sam? Sammy?
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Babe, he's got loads of stuff.
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- He doesn't need any more.
- It was four and a half quid, you wally.
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He's got loads.
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- En guard!
- Cool.
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Daddy's promised
to do bedtime stories tonight.
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Yeah, we can do that, mate.
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Get him! Come on, Sam!
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There were once these two brave
and honourable soldiers,
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and they were in charge
of guarding a man in a car.
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I want a story about king Arthur.
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- My story is better.
- No, it isn't.
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Are you listening, cos you can go
straight to sleep without one?
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What kind of car?
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A bullet-proof one.
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They were driving around this city,
you see.
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What city?
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Bagdadistan.
54
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So there were these insurgents
and they made a bomb
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and it blew up the Humvee
in front of the column.
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It's not real though, is it?
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No, not any more, no.
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You shouldn't shout at Mummy.
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Well, she started it, mate.
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You are a bit lazy though.
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- Who says?
- Mummy.
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Does she now?
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And me.
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Do it, Daddy.
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OK.
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One, two, three...
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Abracadabra.
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Hi, how're you doing?
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You're looking gorgeous as usual...
Ahh... please God
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It's so good to see you. Hi.
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- Fiona.
- Come on in.
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- You?
- Yeah.
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Canny wee tipple... your favourite?
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Is that you?
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Mmm! Swedish National service.
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I didn't know they
made girls do that!
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Oh, they don't!
They don't, I wanted to do it.
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Why should the boys
get to have all the fun, eh?
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Here you both are...
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- What uniform is that?
- Security assignment.
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Is it dangerous?
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In danger of getting your knickers
ripped off later, big girl.
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The money's good.
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The money's really good, Jay.
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I can't.
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Here.
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Try one of these.
Blow your fucking head off.
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I'm not eating anything red
at the moment.
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- Does Shel know?
- What, about the diet?
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No, about the job.
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Might have mentioned something
in passing.
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No wonder she's been on my
fucking back. Don't do that, Gal.
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I wish someone would fucking clarify
the chain of command here.
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- Who's wagging the dog?
- Jay! Jay!
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Coming.
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That's cleared that up.
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Fuck off.
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We are done. Bon Appetit.
Tuck in, everyone.
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- Well done.
- Thank you.
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Aww!
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- This is beautiful.
- Thank you. It's not my worst.
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- Army and Navy.
- Gravy?
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Your track record's good.
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Dig in.
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- And now... Cheers and welcome.
- Yeah, cheers. Here's to you.
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- Lots of love.
- Cheers.
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00:09:06,828 --> 00:09:08,078
Thank you, thank you...
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00:09:08,079 --> 00:09:09,997
Is there anything here
that you want, Fiona?
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00:09:09,998 --> 00:09:11,290
- I'm really happy.
- You sure?
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What are these
little chef's hats about?
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I just thought... you could
pick them up with your fingers.
112
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They're little Swedish chefs.
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Who is gonna say Grace,
are you going to say Grace?
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Oh, Stop.
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- Not at my table.
- No?
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No, no.
117
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I could do it in Irish for you.
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So what-what sort of...
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Do you just sell anything? I don't...
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No, it's kind of...
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No, it's mainly...
sort of IT stuff and, you know.
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It's commercial sales.
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It's not like knocking on doors
and, you know.
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- With a suitcase.
- Yeah, it's not flannels and tea towels.
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I know you would assume that
from Gal's accent, but...
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It was all right, kinda,
when I was younger and stuff
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and when we first
come out of the army.
128
00:10:00,548 --> 00:10:04,885
But it's not, you know...
As Sam is getting older and stuff.
129
00:10:04,886 --> 00:10:06,637
It's sort of difficult for him.
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He wants his dad, you know.
131
00:10:09,098 --> 00:10:11,350
So, you have to deal with that
while I am away, don't you?
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00:10:11,351 --> 00:10:13,143
I think it's hard on us.
133
00:10:13,144 --> 00:10:15,812
Three months starts pushing it
we used to say.
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- Three months?
- Sometimes, yeah.
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- Wow.
- Bit like being a single mum.
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- Can I just nip to the loo please?
- Mmm, course.
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- It's just round the corner.
- OK, thanks.
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The lock's not great,
but we know you are in there,
139
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so I don't think Sam will get
the shock of his life.
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- Top up?
- Oh, yeah.
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- I'll get it. I'll get it sit down, sit down.
- Sure?
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- Old world, new world?
- Whatever you fancy, darling.
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Whatever, mate.
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Christ. You need a circular saw
to get through this meat.
145
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Because you took the entire rack.
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- I thought...
- I'd cut them all up, hadn't I?
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I thought there was three big ones.
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You could've said to me, darling.
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Do you know what, unlike you,
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I didn't want to embarrass you
in front of everyone.
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As for this, what's all this game?
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We've got every dinner set
and bit of cutlery known to man.
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You've served the gravy
in a fucking Pyrex.
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What's that about?
It's like a chemistry set.
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- Is that all right?
- Yeah, that's my favourite.
156
00:11:29,554 --> 00:11:32,022
So, what do you do, Fiona?
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Human resources
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Hatchet man.
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Sorry. Hatchet person.
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What is it?
I mean what does that entail?
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If there is a department
that is under-performing then...
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I go in and assess
the extraneous manpower
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and de-force accordingly...
I'm waiting for a comment!
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- I know there is one coming.
- You sort of sack people?
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00:12:01,836 --> 00:12:04,463
It's not personal.
166
00:12:04,464 --> 00:12:07,637
It is probably personal to them...
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and their families.
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00:12:09,260 --> 00:12:12,137
When was the last time you cared
about the welfare of a family?
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Oh, yeah I know, eight months ago.
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There's a bigger picture
in the business world.
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Your picture doesn't stretch any further
than your front door, does it mate?
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You mean the Jacuzzi.
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I think the 80's recession
was a lot more glamorous.
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00:12:38,831 --> 00:12:43,293
No this is, this is much worse.
There's a lot of dirty work to be done.
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I'll tell you one lot
who had no time for extraneous.
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The Nazis.
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Here we go.
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I just wish
I could have had a go at them.
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Difficult for a man to know
where he stands these days.
180
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You should've had a crack
at the Mick, mate.
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A tour of duty in Belfast
would've done you the world of good.
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I've never understood
the whole Irish thing.
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Cos, I mean,
it's all the same religion, so...
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Not really, love.
185
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They're all Christian.
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- That's true.
- That's debatable.
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What do I get? Fucking Iraq!
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- Iraq's over. What about now, eh?
- Yeah?
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I've finished.
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Abracadabra!
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That's my fucking pal,
in front of my fucking pal.
192
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That's not just your fucking pal.
It's not just your fucking pal.
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It's not just your
fucking house, Jay!
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Come on, mate,
let's get you to bed.
195
00:14:00,663 --> 00:14:03,790
Don't you pay any attention to them,
they're just over excited.
196
00:14:03,791 --> 00:14:05,876
Why?
197
00:14:05,877 --> 00:14:08,211
Because they've been drinking,
all right?
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00:14:08,212 --> 00:14:10,130
Don't you ever drink, do you hear me?
199
00:14:10,131 --> 00:14:11,840
- Promise?
- Not even water?
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00:14:11,841 --> 00:14:13,341
Especially not that shit.
201
00:14:13,342 --> 00:14:17,387
Do you know the government puts
stuff in it that shrinks your balls!
202
00:14:17,388 --> 00:14:19,097
But you fall out with
people, don't you?
203
00:14:19,098 --> 00:14:22,559
You fall out with your mates, but then
you become friends again, don't you?
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That's just what mummys
and daddys do sometimes.
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00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:29,357
That's why they're mummys and daddys
because they're best friends, you know?
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00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:32,152
Sometimes they fight,
sometimes the argue.
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00:14:32,153 --> 00:14:33,695
You know...
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But it doesn't mean anything.
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00:14:36,282 --> 00:14:39,000
So, don't be worrying, all right?
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Good lad.
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Sorry.
212
00:15:06,479 --> 00:15:09,026
No. Don't be silly.
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How old's your boy?
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00:15:16,906 --> 00:15:21,501
- Sammy is seven.
- Oh.
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You?
216
00:15:22,995 --> 00:15:25,413
No. I never wanted any.
217
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You'll change your mind.
218
00:15:27,875 --> 00:15:30,923
No, I don't think so.
219
00:15:32,046 --> 00:15:34,389
I love kids though...
220
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He was the one, you know?
221
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The love of your life?
222
00:15:41,389 --> 00:15:43,936
No. The one who started it.
223
00:16:01,993 --> 00:16:04,540
Knock. Knock.
224
00:16:05,997 --> 00:16:08,544
Where?
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00:16:08,749 --> 00:16:10,500
Local, UK.
226
00:16:10,501 --> 00:16:13,003
How many on the list?
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00:16:13,796 --> 00:16:16,639
Three. Not too strenuous.
228
00:16:36,402 --> 00:16:37,902
How much?
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Don't ask. Shel got it.
230
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It's nice.
231
00:16:43,200 --> 00:16:45,160
What do you think of Fiona?
232
00:16:45,161 --> 00:16:47,245
Is she the one
you met at your sister's?
233
00:16:47,246 --> 00:16:49,164
No, Boxercise
234
00:16:49,165 --> 00:16:50,915
What?
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00:16:50,916 --> 00:16:54,127
Hey man, I tell ya,
a lot of fit women.
236
00:16:54,128 --> 00:16:56,421
It relieves your sexual
tension as well.
237
00:16:56,422 --> 00:16:58,465
Fuck's sake.
238
00:16:58,466 --> 00:17:00,634
Hey, don't knock it
till you've tried, you.
239
00:17:00,635 --> 00:17:01,926
She likes it rough then?
240
00:17:01,927 --> 00:17:06,139
- Wouldn't you like to fucking know?
- I'm too old for that shit, so are you.
241
00:17:06,140 --> 00:17:09,063
Yeah? Speak for yourself, granddad.
242
00:17:11,312 --> 00:17:14,690
- Kiev was...
- Yeah, yeah... I know.
243
00:17:15,232 --> 00:17:17,192
Listen man,
that was eight months ago.
244
00:17:17,193 --> 00:17:21,071
You've got to get back on the horse
again. Do you know what I mean?
245
00:17:21,072 --> 00:17:24,200
It's all right, it's all right.
246
00:17:29,914 --> 00:17:32,707
The old team back together again.
The two musketeers!
247
00:17:32,708 --> 00:17:35,255
We gonna do it?
248
00:17:35,586 --> 00:17:38,714
Fucking get rid of that.
249
00:17:51,394 --> 00:17:54,647
Come on sweetheart.
Come on.
250
00:18:06,534 --> 00:18:09,753
Are you OK? All right?
251
00:18:16,001 --> 00:18:17,544
They'll never find that body!
252
00:18:17,545 --> 00:18:22,391
You could put
almost anything in front of it.
253
00:18:23,092 --> 00:18:26,553
It doesn't matter
how disgusting it is
254
00:18:26,554 --> 00:18:31,525
as long as you put that after it,
you're safe...
255
00:18:31,726 --> 00:18:34,444
Fritzl could have got away with it.
256
00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:38,106
It's OK, cos I don't
have my gloves on.
257
00:18:38,816 --> 00:18:41,989
Who'd have thunk it?
258
00:18:44,697 --> 00:18:45,950
(♪ JOAN ARMATRADING:
"It Could Have Been Better")
259
00:18:52,663 --> 00:18:55,559
I was very sad last night
260
00:18:57,460 --> 00:19:00,746
You came by, I was so glad
261
00:19:01,547 --> 00:19:04,863
Though sadness covered
the smile I kept for you
262
00:19:09,764 --> 00:19:13,544
I was waiting
for the cloud to pass over
263
00:19:18,814 --> 00:19:22,360
Then I could show my love...
264
00:19:23,861 --> 00:19:26,955
I'm really sorry.
265
00:19:28,532 --> 00:19:32,295
You could have made me laugh
if you'd stayed
266
00:19:33,996 --> 00:19:36,706
But you left
267
00:19:36,707 --> 00:19:40,331
I was more confused
than I was before you came
268
00:19:45,132 --> 00:19:46,831
I was frightened
269
00:20:37,852 --> 00:20:40,270
Cheers! I'll call you, all right?
270
00:20:40,271 --> 00:20:43,147
- You're not driving, mate.
- I am once I find my fucking keys.
271
00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:44,607
Shel, call a cab.
272
00:20:44,608 --> 00:20:46,568
I'm all right man,
dry your eyes for fuck's sake.
273
00:20:46,569 --> 00:20:48,945
- I'll drop the car for you in the morning.
- The fuck you will.
274
00:20:48,946 --> 00:20:51,364
Why do you have
such a problem following orders?
275
00:20:51,365 --> 00:20:52,574
Get your fucking hands off.
276
00:20:52,575 --> 00:20:56,203
Listen, don't go behind my back
to her again!
277
00:21:02,459 --> 00:21:05,211
Get the fuck off me, man!
278
00:21:06,714 --> 00:21:10,342
You ripped my fucking jeans,
you cunt!
279
00:21:17,808 --> 00:21:19,434
That's that shirt fucked.
280
00:21:19,435 --> 00:21:22,153
Wha-hey, come on!
281
00:21:28,903 --> 00:21:31,746
Thank fuck that's over.
282
00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:44,792
Babe?
283
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:48,216
Baby, come on back in,
it's getting cold.
284
00:21:49,173 --> 00:21:51,971
Yeah, I'll be up in a minute.
285
00:21:56,513 --> 00:21:59,182
Wake up.
286
00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:01,392
Wake up.
287
00:22:01,393 --> 00:22:03,311
Wake up.
288
00:22:03,312 --> 00:22:05,859
Wake up.
289
00:22:06,690 --> 00:22:09,192
Wake up.
290
00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:13,538
- Wake up.
- No.
291
00:22:13,906 --> 00:22:16,579
Not now!
292
00:22:30,547 --> 00:22:33,299
Come here, I ain't gonna tickle you.
293
00:22:33,842 --> 00:22:39,313
I got you now. There is no escaping!
294
00:22:39,598 --> 00:22:42,475
I'm sorry about last night.
295
00:22:45,521 --> 00:22:48,489
I was being an idiot.
296
00:22:50,526 --> 00:22:52,903
Shel!
297
00:22:54,071 --> 00:22:55,989
Shel!
298
00:22:55,990 --> 00:22:58,825
Yep. No, that's no problem.
They'll be there.
299
00:22:58,826 --> 00:23:01,411
- Shel!
- What?
300
00:23:01,412 --> 00:23:05,164
- Come out here!
- What is it?
301
00:23:05,165 --> 00:23:08,334
Come out here and I'll show you.
302
00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:11,337
No, you come in here.
303
00:23:11,338 --> 00:23:14,761
Shel. Come out here, you lazy bugger.
304
00:23:23,058 --> 00:23:25,776
That's the last time.
305
00:23:26,687 --> 00:23:29,063
It's an offering, not an insult.
306
00:23:29,064 --> 00:23:31,733
No. She's taking the piss.
307
00:23:31,734 --> 00:23:34,736
It's a cat, it can't take the piss.
308
00:23:36,363 --> 00:23:38,448
What is it?
309
00:23:38,449 --> 00:23:41,326
Oh no, Jay!
310
00:23:41,910 --> 00:23:43,244
It's a rabbit.
311
00:23:43,245 --> 00:23:44,954
Put it in the outside bin.
312
00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:48,041
Fuck am I. I'll cook it up
with some onion and garlic.
313
00:23:48,042 --> 00:23:50,043
Not in my kitchen!
314
00:23:50,044 --> 00:23:52,591
Oh, yeah.
315
00:23:53,297 --> 00:23:56,095
Oh, just get rid of it, babe.
316
00:24:01,638 --> 00:24:04,390
Smell of that.
317
00:24:07,269 --> 00:24:10,067
What's Daddy doing?
318
00:24:10,355 --> 00:24:12,940
Daddy's showing off.
319
00:24:12,941 --> 00:24:15,276
What's he eating?
320
00:24:15,277 --> 00:24:17,779
He's eating a rabbit.
321
00:24:17,780 --> 00:24:19,697
Where from?
322
00:24:19,698 --> 00:24:22,575
From the cat.
323
00:24:25,079 --> 00:24:28,247
Daddy thinks the cat brings us
little presents.
324
00:24:28,248 --> 00:24:30,958
The cat thinks we don't eat enough
in this house.
325
00:24:30,959 --> 00:24:34,587
I just think the cat
likes killing rabbits.
326
00:25:03,325 --> 00:25:06,123
- Hey!
- Who goes there?
327
00:25:06,578 --> 00:25:09,296
You all right?
328
00:25:10,707 --> 00:25:12,667
- It was a good one last night, weren't it?
- Eh?
329
00:25:12,668 --> 00:25:14,293
A good one last night.
330
00:25:14,294 --> 00:25:17,012
- You reckon?
- Yeah.
331
00:25:17,256 --> 00:25:20,725
- Nice food and all that.
- It had its moments.
332
00:25:24,263 --> 00:25:28,015
Where's Fiona? Off de-forcing?
333
00:25:28,016 --> 00:25:29,892
Fuck knows.
334
00:25:29,893 --> 00:25:32,353
What?
335
00:25:32,354 --> 00:25:35,732
I think I was
a bit of a bad boy last night.
336
00:25:37,526 --> 00:25:41,237
I woke up this morning
with a 'Dear John' taped to my cock.
337
00:25:41,238 --> 00:25:43,197
You're joking.
338
00:25:43,198 --> 00:25:45,745
No.
339
00:25:49,454 --> 00:25:52,001
Oh, mate.
340
00:25:53,876 --> 00:25:57,629
Get your shit together,
the client's expecting us.
341
00:26:08,891 --> 00:26:10,808
I like this car.
342
00:26:10,809 --> 00:26:12,768
Looks nice but it's a dog on corners.
343
00:26:12,769 --> 00:26:14,437
Here - better safe than sorry.
344
00:26:14,438 --> 00:26:16,439
It's a bit over the top
for a meeting, innit?
345
00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:17,982
Do you know who's in there?
346
00:26:17,983 --> 00:26:20,530
Cos I fucking don't.
347
00:27:18,335 --> 00:27:21,178
You come with recommendations.
348
00:27:22,923 --> 00:27:24,840
They're well earned.
349
00:27:24,841 --> 00:27:26,467
Good.
350
00:27:26,468 --> 00:27:27,843
Necessary.
351
00:27:27,844 --> 00:27:30,016
Ah, fuck!
352
00:27:42,317 --> 00:27:44,527
It's all right.
353
00:27:44,528 --> 00:27:47,155
No, it's not.
354
00:27:47,322 --> 00:27:49,532
I hear Kiev was stormy.
355
00:27:49,533 --> 00:27:52,786
I'm in the process of rewriting it.
356
00:27:54,705 --> 00:27:56,706
Good.
357
00:27:56,707 --> 00:28:01,712
It's important to learn
from one's mistakes, I always find.
358
00:28:07,884 --> 00:28:09,468
Fuck, that was dramatic.
359
00:28:09,469 --> 00:28:12,517
I'm bleeding on the carpet.
360
00:28:15,017 --> 00:28:18,644
None of them ever say please or thank
you - that's what really fucks me off.
361
00:28:18,645 --> 00:28:22,148
I mean, good manners cost nothing,
sure it doesn't.
362
00:28:22,649 --> 00:28:25,067
How did he know about Kiev?
363
00:28:25,068 --> 00:28:28,070
He was just letting you know
that he knows.
364
00:28:28,071 --> 00:28:31,950
- What does that mean?
- Psychology, isn't it.
365
00:28:40,292 --> 00:28:43,002
Fucking hell.
Is that your wanking hand?
366
00:28:43,003 --> 00:28:46,255
- No.
- Hmm. Well, you know...
367
00:28:46,256 --> 00:28:48,174
every cloud...
368
00:28:48,175 --> 00:28:51,598
- One of each?
- Take 'em yeah.
369
00:28:52,637 --> 00:28:55,222
They say that's quite good.
370
00:28:55,223 --> 00:28:57,850
I need to stop
and get a bandage or something.
371
00:28:57,851 --> 00:29:00,311
Got to get through reception
without them noticing.
372
00:29:00,312 --> 00:29:02,480
It's fucking swollen.
373
00:29:02,481 --> 00:29:04,065
I'll walk on that side.
374
00:29:04,066 --> 00:29:05,816
You stay on the left
and I'll walk on the right.
375
00:29:05,817 --> 00:29:08,152
OK.
376
00:29:08,153 --> 00:29:10,529
I could do with clearing up the sink
a little bit.
377
00:29:10,530 --> 00:29:13,282
- Leave that to me, I'll do it.
- OK.
378
00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:46,399
Did you take one of those
this morning, babe?
379
00:29:46,400 --> 00:29:50,779
Yeah, that's all right,
it's like six a day or something.
380
00:29:56,660 --> 00:29:58,828
Handsome.
381
00:29:58,829 --> 00:30:01,376
You going to be all right?
382
00:30:07,170 --> 00:30:09,130
See you soon.
383
00:30:09,131 --> 00:30:12,054
Back in the house -
you'll get wet feet.
384
00:30:16,388 --> 00:30:18,935
Go.
385
00:30:26,231 --> 00:30:28,608
Bye.
386
00:30:37,617 --> 00:30:40,164
I love this bit.
387
00:30:41,413 --> 00:30:44,757
We're not going
to the fucking seaside, Gal.
388
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:55,468
Thank you.
389
00:30:55,469 --> 00:30:58,392
Can you put your PIN
in there, please?
390
00:30:58,805 --> 00:31:00,139
Here on business?
391
00:31:00,140 --> 00:31:02,224
- Crackers.
- Excuse me?
392
00:31:02,225 --> 00:31:05,186
Novelty key rings. Paper hats.
393
00:31:05,187 --> 00:31:07,521
Plastic fingernails. Doggy charms.
394
00:31:07,522 --> 00:31:09,315
- They're my speciality.
- Sorry?
395
00:31:09,316 --> 00:31:12,364
You wouldn't be, love, honestly.
396
00:31:16,156 --> 00:31:18,073
You don't look like sales.
397
00:31:18,074 --> 00:31:21,247
- Have the rooms got free Wi-Fi?
- No.
398
00:31:21,286 --> 00:31:24,830
I'm afraid that card's been declined.
Let me just try that one more time.
399
00:31:24,831 --> 00:31:27,424
Yeah, do.
400
00:31:27,792 --> 00:31:30,294
I'll just ring for authorisation.
401
00:31:30,295 --> 00:31:34,014
It's OK I'll get it.
Don't worry about it - I'll get it.
402
00:31:34,841 --> 00:31:36,258
Hello, Shel?
403
00:31:36,259 --> 00:31:39,682
Yeah, they just declined my card
at the hotel.
404
00:31:40,347 --> 00:31:42,973
Yeah, they declined it.
No, there's no money in it.
405
00:31:42,974 --> 00:31:46,393
One I look like a right mug, and two
it draws attention to me and Gal.
406
00:31:46,394 --> 00:31:49,188
Straight away - who are these people
who can't afford to pay for the room.
407
00:31:49,189 --> 00:31:51,941
- My name is Richard.
- Nice to meet you.
408
00:31:51,942 --> 00:31:53,609
Friends call me Dick.
409
00:31:53,610 --> 00:31:56,445
I can't believe you haven't had
ten minutes to do it.
410
00:31:56,446 --> 00:31:59,414
You could have done it on your phone.
411
00:32:08,708 --> 00:32:10,918
The soap's nice.
412
00:32:10,919 --> 00:32:13,921
- Is it still in the wrapper?
- Yeah.
413
00:32:13,922 --> 00:32:17,345
Nice. I fucking hate dirty soap.
414
00:32:18,718 --> 00:32:20,594
So, what do you reckon?
415
00:32:20,595 --> 00:32:22,179
Do the usual,
follow this guy around;
416
00:32:22,180 --> 00:32:24,306
see what he gets up,
who he hangs out with?
417
00:32:24,307 --> 00:32:25,933
What, do it properly, you mean?
418
00:32:25,934 --> 00:32:32,065
Not just mow him down in a hail of
bullets like some Hackney crack head.
419
00:32:32,315 --> 00:32:33,983
Yeah.
420
00:32:33,984 --> 00:32:36,486
Yeah.
421
00:32:39,739 --> 00:32:44,789
He's 45 and lives
in 14 Coldwater Road.
422
00:32:44,911 --> 00:32:47,246
If he's got a dog,
do we shoot the dog too?
423
00:32:47,247 --> 00:32:48,914
Yeah, well...
424
00:32:48,915 --> 00:32:52,293
Dogs are ten a penny,
aren't they?
425
00:33:06,474 --> 00:33:09,518
I just wanted to say 'thank you'
to Justin.
426
00:33:09,519 --> 00:33:13,105
His teachings have helped me put
everything in perspective.
427
00:33:13,106 --> 00:33:15,983
I haven't had an anxiety attack
in three weeks.
428
00:33:15,984 --> 00:33:17,192
Don't listen to them.
429
00:33:17,193 --> 00:33:20,321
It's like a fucking worm
boring through my skull.
430
00:33:20,322 --> 00:33:24,617
It's like a graveyard and they still
fucking plod up next to us.
431
00:33:24,618 --> 00:33:26,577
You could intersect
with the group
432
00:33:26,578 --> 00:33:30,164
when I saw you having trouble
rationalizing your emotional response
433
00:33:30,165 --> 00:33:31,874
to Duncan's departure.
434
00:33:31,875 --> 00:33:33,709
I can't wait to see him rationalise
your emotional response.
435
00:33:33,710 --> 00:33:36,678
Don't.
436
00:33:36,838 --> 00:33:39,048
- I'm gonna kill 'em, Gal.
- Don't kill 'em, mate.
437
00:33:39,049 --> 00:33:42,384
I am, I'm gonna massacre
that table of people now.
438
00:33:42,385 --> 00:33:44,470
In a hotel.
439
00:33:44,471 --> 00:33:45,888
I ain't gonna shoot 'em, Gal.
440
00:33:45,889 --> 00:33:48,515
I'm going to do 'em one at a time
and do 'em slow.
441
00:33:48,516 --> 00:33:50,434
- With a butter knife?
- Yeah.
442
00:33:50,435 --> 00:33:53,520
We should have a song.
We should have a song.
443
00:33:53,521 --> 00:33:58,484
- A song... OK, shall I get the old guitar?
- Yeah, go on then.
444
00:33:58,485 --> 00:34:00,736
Oh fuck, here we go.
445
00:34:00,737 --> 00:34:03,405
You're expecting Jeremy Beadle,
aren't you?
446
00:34:03,406 --> 00:34:07,910
- But he's dead, he can't help you!
- He's not going to play that guitar, is he?
447
00:34:10,789 --> 00:34:14,124
Onward, Christian soldiers
448
00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:17,586
Marching as to war
449
00:34:17,587 --> 00:34:20,964
With the cross of Jesus
450
00:34:20,965 --> 00:34:24,593
Going on before...
451
00:34:24,594 --> 00:34:27,267
even know this one.
452
00:34:27,764 --> 00:34:30,265
At the sign of triumph...
453
00:34:30,266 --> 00:34:34,270
Look at 'em,
fucking happy bastards.
454
00:34:34,562 --> 00:34:38,482
On then, Christian soldiers,
on to...
455
00:34:38,483 --> 00:34:41,235
You're giving me indigestion.
456
00:34:41,236 --> 00:34:43,696
Oh, sorry.
457
00:34:43,697 --> 00:34:45,994
Apology accepted.
458
00:34:47,075 --> 00:34:50,369
Sometimes God's love
can be hard to swallow.
459
00:34:50,370 --> 00:34:53,498
Not as hard as a dinner plate.
460
00:34:55,625 --> 00:34:58,001
God loves you.
461
00:34:58,002 --> 00:35:00,671
Does he?
Well, tell God from me...
462
00:35:00,672 --> 00:35:05,722
If you're the kind of people he hangs
about with, stay out of my way.
463
00:35:06,678 --> 00:35:10,139
No more guitar mate,
not in restaurants.
464
00:35:10,140 --> 00:35:12,099
There is a time and a place.
465
00:35:12,100 --> 00:35:16,353
And your time and place
is in a very isolated location
466
00:35:16,354 --> 00:35:20,149
where no one is likely to be
for about a fucking hundred years.
467
00:35:20,150 --> 00:35:22,192
OK?
468
00:35:22,193 --> 00:35:25,821
Cos Jimmy Hendrix you ain't.
469
00:35:32,120 --> 00:35:35,956
Very sorry about my friend, please
accept my most humble apologies.
470
00:35:35,957 --> 00:35:38,834
And if you are speaking to the big man,
put a word in for us, will you?
471
00:35:38,835 --> 00:35:40,252
Get them all a drink, love.
472
00:35:40,253 --> 00:35:43,676
Double orange juices all round.
473
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:34,894
It don't look like the house
of a major villain, does it?
474
00:36:35,850 --> 00:36:39,269
Oh, for fuck's sake,
a fucking priest! Brilliant!
475
00:36:39,270 --> 00:36:41,605
You'll enjoy this one, Gal.
476
00:36:41,606 --> 00:36:43,524
Yeah well, at least
it's not a toddler.
477
00:36:43,525 --> 00:36:46,277
What's he got there?
478
00:36:47,362 --> 00:36:50,364
Oh, a new brief case.
479
00:37:14,889 --> 00:37:17,436
You're worried.
480
00:37:18,560 --> 00:37:21,107
Maybe.
481
00:37:22,355 --> 00:37:24,189
He's probably shagging kids.
482
00:37:24,190 --> 00:37:28,026
Might get you a pass on all the other
terrible shit you've done.
483
00:37:28,027 --> 00:37:30,904
It's complicated.
484
00:37:31,322 --> 00:37:35,367
As a parent I'd do them all,
even if I weren't getting paid.
485
00:37:35,368 --> 00:37:39,087
Just for the record,
I've hardly done any terrible shit.
486
00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:22,308
Turn round.
487
00:39:22,642 --> 00:39:25,269
Thank you.
488
00:39:56,384 --> 00:39:59,512
Why do you think he had that smile
on his face?
489
00:40:00,805 --> 00:40:03,306
Probably at peace, you know.
490
00:40:03,307 --> 00:40:04,975
Don't know how much at peace I'd feel
491
00:40:04,976 --> 00:40:07,649
if I was getting a bullet
in the back of my head.
492
00:40:11,607 --> 00:40:14,826
Can you see me, yeah?
493
00:40:15,111 --> 00:40:17,237
Yeah, sorry I just woke up.
494
00:40:17,238 --> 00:40:18,822
- Sorry.
- No, it's fine!
495
00:40:18,823 --> 00:40:20,741
It's just...
Sam was up in the night!
496
00:40:20,742 --> 00:40:22,909
- Is he all right?
- Oh yeah, he's fine.
497
00:40:22,910 --> 00:40:25,120
Bad dreams about the cat.
498
00:40:25,121 --> 00:40:27,164
How's your room?
I couldn't tell when I booked.
499
00:40:27,165 --> 00:40:29,458
Yeah, it's all right.
500
00:40:29,459 --> 00:40:31,793
- On schedule?
- One down.
501
00:40:31,794 --> 00:40:34,129
- Clean?
- Yeah, course.
502
00:40:34,130 --> 00:40:36,298
Don't worry, I'm all right.
503
00:40:36,299 --> 00:40:39,176
Babe, Fiona came round.
504
00:40:39,302 --> 00:40:41,261
With a present for Sam.
505
00:40:41,262 --> 00:40:43,305
That's a bit weird.
506
00:40:43,306 --> 00:40:45,807
I didn't like her at first,
but I don't mind her now.
507
00:40:45,808 --> 00:40:47,726
What do you think?
508
00:40:47,727 --> 00:40:51,697
- You could do with the company.
- 'Yeah, that's what I thought.
509
00:40:52,273 --> 00:40:55,233
- Don't let her anywhere near the garage.
- 'I'm not an idiot.
510
00:40:55,234 --> 00:40:59,078
I've got to go.
Sam's calling, all right?
511
00:40:59,739 --> 00:41:01,782
- Do you miss me?
- Of course I do.
512
00:41:01,783 --> 00:41:03,825
Always.
513
00:41:03,826 --> 00:41:06,578
Love you.
514
00:41:58,005 --> 00:42:01,800
- Looks like nothing this bloke.
- They all look like nothing, Gal.
515
00:42:01,801 --> 00:42:04,895
He does look
like my uncle Terry though.
516
00:42:05,054 --> 00:42:08,648
Uncle Terry, that's a new one.
517
00:42:08,933 --> 00:42:11,143
He wasn't a special uncle,
he actually was my uncle.
518
00:42:11,144 --> 00:42:13,520
- Right.
- Yeah, he was a cunt.
519
00:42:13,521 --> 00:42:17,149
He wasn't one of the people
your old man took money off of
520
00:42:17,150 --> 00:42:18,692
to be your special uncle?
521
00:42:18,693 --> 00:42:24,072
Oh, come on now. it's a family do.
522
00:42:24,073 --> 00:42:26,783
Have you spoken to Fiona?
523
00:42:26,784 --> 00:42:28,952
No.
524
00:42:28,953 --> 00:42:31,997
She's been round at the house,
talking to Shel.
525
00:42:31,998 --> 00:42:36,002
- Really? That's interesting.
- Yeah...
526
00:42:36,752 --> 00:42:39,299
Says she's waiting.
527
00:42:40,506 --> 00:42:42,883
What, for me?
528
00:42:42,884 --> 00:42:46,057
Well yeah, I'd imagine so.
529
00:42:49,891 --> 00:42:52,559
I'll leave her dangling a bit longer.
530
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:54,561
Do you know what I mean,
keep 'em keen, eh?
531
00:42:54,562 --> 00:42:58,315
Gal, give her a ring.
I don't want some...
532
00:42:58,399 --> 00:43:03,278
glary eyed phantom kipping
in my front room when I get home.
533
00:43:03,279 --> 00:43:05,822
Don't you dare
talk about my Fiona like that.
534
00:43:05,823 --> 00:43:08,909
She's a good looking girl.
535
00:43:08,910 --> 00:43:11,536
She's a bit of a fucking demon in bed
as well, I tell you.
536
00:43:11,537 --> 00:43:13,371
- Yeah?
- Oh!
537
00:43:13,372 --> 00:43:15,919
Fucking hell!
538
00:43:17,543 --> 00:43:21,012
- Details?
- You know...
539
00:43:21,255 --> 00:43:26,055
Put it this way, I had to shave
my pubes afterwards.
540
00:43:46,364 --> 00:43:48,911
Gal?
541
00:43:49,158 --> 00:43:51,876
What, are we off?
542
00:43:57,583 --> 00:44:01,211
Right, we'll go and see
what is in that lock-up first.
543
00:44:03,673 --> 00:44:05,720
Really?
544
00:44:06,926 --> 00:44:09,974
I thought we were
just going to observe?
545
00:44:11,055 --> 00:44:14,934
No, we are going to go
and have a look, mate.
546
00:44:58,227 --> 00:45:00,687
Lovely... it's a wank den.
547
00:45:00,688 --> 00:45:03,656
You don't get shot
for having a wank den.
548
00:45:08,362 --> 00:45:10,030
Porn business?
549
00:45:10,031 --> 00:45:12,908
There's not enough of it.
550
00:45:14,201 --> 00:45:16,748
No, you're right.
551
00:45:20,791 --> 00:45:22,459
Fuck.
552
00:45:22,460 --> 00:45:25,383
- Uh.
- What?
553
00:45:26,255 --> 00:45:29,007
You don't want to fucking look
at that boy, I'll tell you.
554
00:45:29,008 --> 00:45:32,102
Well, I've got to now, haven't I?
555
00:45:36,891 --> 00:45:39,689
Fucking hell, mate.
556
00:45:54,825 --> 00:45:58,169
Help. Help!
557
00:46:04,794 --> 00:46:06,920
There's been a mistake.
558
00:46:06,921 --> 00:46:08,505
Oh, yeah?
559
00:46:08,506 --> 00:46:11,679
Mistaken identity.
560
00:46:12,176 --> 00:46:14,844
Just remembered we're your burglars?
561
00:46:14,845 --> 00:46:16,304
Really?
562
00:46:16,305 --> 00:46:19,307
If you are, take what you want.
563
00:46:19,308 --> 00:46:21,226
I could do with some reassurance
564
00:46:21,227 --> 00:46:24,479
that the world's
not full of murdering perverts.
565
00:46:24,480 --> 00:46:26,439
We saw the lock-up.
566
00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:29,158
- Christ.
- Yeah.
567
00:46:29,819 --> 00:46:32,112
It's game on, big lad.
568
00:46:32,113 --> 00:46:35,741
Yeah, don't bother. Fucking freak!
569
00:46:36,700 --> 00:46:39,168
Listen mate...
570
00:46:39,370 --> 00:46:42,247
I've seen your wee film.
571
00:46:43,207 --> 00:46:45,750
I'm just the librarian.
572
00:46:45,751 --> 00:46:48,628
Who for?
573
00:46:48,671 --> 00:46:50,463
This is not fair.
574
00:46:50,464 --> 00:46:53,182
I'll show you "not fair".
575
00:46:55,219 --> 00:46:57,766
Please.
576
00:46:58,013 --> 00:47:01,850
Don't - because it makes me
hate you more, yeah?
577
00:47:01,851 --> 00:47:04,398
Who films it?
578
00:47:05,438 --> 00:47:09,988
I can't tell you that.
579
00:47:36,177 --> 00:47:39,679
He lives at Greenwold Street.
580
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:42,933
15 Greenwold Street.
581
00:47:44,935 --> 00:47:47,778
Where do you keep your money?
582
00:47:47,855 --> 00:47:51,404
- In the safe.
- Which room?
583
00:47:52,943 --> 00:47:56,537
Top of the stairs on the right.
584
00:48:12,796 --> 00:48:15,389
Does he know?
585
00:48:15,716 --> 00:48:17,050
What?
586
00:48:17,051 --> 00:48:20,179
Who you are.
587
00:48:21,889 --> 00:48:24,516
He doesn't, does he?
588
00:48:24,934 --> 00:48:28,357
What the fuck are you talking about?
589
00:48:28,854 --> 00:48:31,948
Before he comes back...
590
00:48:33,859 --> 00:48:36,736
I just want to say...
591
00:48:38,948 --> 00:48:41,495
thank you.
592
00:48:41,659 --> 00:48:43,326
For what?
593
00:48:43,327 --> 00:48:47,877
I'm glad to have met you.
594
00:48:59,802 --> 00:49:02,349
Nice.
595
00:49:12,648 --> 00:49:15,195
I understand.
596
00:49:16,068 --> 00:49:19,662
You have to do
what you have to do.
597
00:49:45,639 --> 00:49:48,186
Thank you.
598
00:49:50,978 --> 00:49:53,525
Thank you.
599
00:49:56,609 --> 00:49:59,703
You crazy fucking bastard.
600
00:50:04,742 --> 00:50:07,335
Oh, fuck!
601
00:50:10,164 --> 00:50:13,041
You can clean this fucking mess
up yourself, you know that?
602
00:50:13,042 --> 00:50:15,589
Fine.
603
00:50:17,588 --> 00:50:20,465
I'm getting a fucking bag.
604
00:50:23,594 --> 00:50:25,762
Let's nip round to that house
on Greenwold Street.
605
00:50:25,763 --> 00:50:27,639
Fuck that, you need
a long lie down, big lad.
606
00:50:27,640 --> 00:50:29,974
I'm going to Greenwold Street
right fucking now.
607
00:50:29,975 --> 00:50:33,144
- What the fuck is Shel gonna say?
- Then don't fucking tell her then.
608
00:50:33,145 --> 00:50:35,692
Fuck!
609
00:50:36,899 --> 00:50:39,776
You're well off list here, man.
610
00:50:58,212 --> 00:51:01,306
Right! Don't hang about.
611
00:51:02,675 --> 00:51:04,884
If I'm not back in twenty minutes,
come and get me.
612
00:51:04,885 --> 00:51:07,979
Don't you worry, I will.
613
00:51:30,577 --> 00:51:34,922
Fucking first job in months and he's
gone off again, for fuck's sake.
614
00:53:15,766 --> 00:53:19,019
Oh, for fuck's sake.
615
00:53:22,314 --> 00:53:25,567
Jesus Christ.
616
00:54:43,312 --> 00:54:45,479
Was that twenty minutes?
617
00:54:45,480 --> 00:54:47,815
Let's get the fuck out of here.
618
00:54:47,816 --> 00:54:51,035
What the fuck are we going to do
with him now?
619
00:54:54,907 --> 00:54:58,706
Brilliant. Fucking brilliant.
620
00:55:13,258 --> 00:55:15,976
You're covered in blood.
621
00:55:17,804 --> 00:55:19,472
I'll burn 'em.
622
00:55:19,473 --> 00:55:22,567
They say the sign of a good painter
and decorator?
623
00:55:23,644 --> 00:55:27,568
- What?
- Clean overalls. No bodging.
624
00:55:30,233 --> 00:55:32,780
Point taken.
625
00:56:20,242 --> 00:56:22,868
It doesn't feel wrong.
626
00:56:22,869 --> 00:56:25,963
They were bad people.
627
00:56:27,916 --> 00:56:30,634
They should suffer.
628
00:56:35,549 --> 00:56:39,473
I used to love looking at tires
when I was a kid.
629
00:58:00,342 --> 00:58:03,594
Hi babe, I wasn't
expecting you back...
630
00:58:03,595 --> 00:58:06,347
- We haven't got any food.
- That's all right we'll go out.
631
00:58:06,348 --> 00:58:07,932
Erm, it's a school night.
632
00:58:07,933 --> 00:58:09,517
I just want to see Sammy, yeah?
633
00:58:09,518 --> 00:58:13,943
No, he's on a play date, babe.
Can we talk about this later?
634
00:58:14,314 --> 00:58:16,315
Hi Jay, you back?
635
00:58:16,316 --> 00:58:18,192
We've just had a glass of wine.
636
00:58:18,193 --> 00:58:20,536
Yeah, and a moan.
637
00:58:22,697 --> 00:58:25,574
- Do you want to join us?
- Er...
638
00:58:25,575 --> 00:58:29,249
Yeah... I should get me...
all my bits and bobs.
639
00:58:29,663 --> 00:58:32,832
- I should go.
- Oh no, don't be silly. You were here first.
640
00:58:32,833 --> 00:58:35,918
No, stay. It's all right isn't it?
641
00:58:35,919 --> 00:58:38,466
Yeah.
642
00:58:50,142 --> 00:58:52,689
Shel!
643
00:58:58,024 --> 00:59:01,026
Jesus, Jay!
644
00:59:03,488 --> 00:59:05,156
Oh, God!
645
00:59:05,157 --> 00:59:07,533
It's infected, babe.
You've got to go see a doctor.
646
00:59:07,534 --> 00:59:09,827
I'm not going.
647
00:59:09,828 --> 00:59:12,079
No...
648
00:59:12,080 --> 00:59:15,424
I'll get some cream or something.
649
00:59:18,128 --> 00:59:22,928
Would you say
you were suffering from stress?
650
00:59:23,258 --> 00:59:25,050
Yes.
651
00:59:25,051 --> 00:59:28,929
Do you experience fatigue? Nausea?
652
00:59:28,930 --> 00:59:32,524
Erm... Yes. No.
653
00:59:35,937 --> 00:59:37,730
Why do you think that is?
654
00:59:37,731 --> 00:59:40,608
Any particular reason?
655
00:59:42,319 --> 00:59:44,028
No.
656
00:59:44,029 --> 00:59:46,906
Professionally...
657
00:59:47,073 --> 00:59:50,167
Some financial stuff.
658
00:59:52,829 --> 00:59:55,627
I've got a family.
659
00:59:55,957 --> 00:59:59,335
Now what about your sex life,
how's that?
660
00:59:59,336 --> 01:00:01,838
Normal?
661
01:00:01,922 --> 01:00:06,133
Listen, my wife said I had to come,
so you could look at my hand and...
662
01:00:06,134 --> 01:00:08,351
You're fine!
663
01:00:10,096 --> 01:00:13,557
Yeah, but my hand isn't.
Do you want to have a look at it?
664
01:00:13,558 --> 01:00:17,482
Better still, I can
give you some advice.
665
01:00:19,731 --> 01:00:22,904
What happened to Dr Bapkin?
666
01:00:22,984 --> 01:00:26,195
The past is gone.
667
01:00:26,196 --> 01:00:28,614
The future
668
01:00:28,615 --> 01:00:31,492
is not yet here.
669
01:00:32,494 --> 01:00:35,917
There is only ever this moment.
670
01:01:27,215 --> 01:01:30,718
Jay!
671
01:01:32,345 --> 01:01:34,892
Jay!
672
01:01:39,436 --> 01:01:41,528
Jay!
673
01:01:45,984 --> 01:01:48,452
Bloody...
674
01:01:52,907 --> 01:01:55,784
Kids maybe?
675
01:01:56,536 --> 01:01:59,083
Maybe gypsies.
676
01:02:03,209 --> 01:02:04,710
You all right, sweetheart?
677
01:02:04,711 --> 01:02:07,588
Someone's murdered the cat.
678
01:02:07,589 --> 01:02:10,466
Fucking loved that cat.
679
01:02:10,467 --> 01:02:12,801
Didn't know.
680
01:02:12,802 --> 01:02:16,055
No, neither did I till it happened.
681
01:02:17,182 --> 01:02:19,475
- Look...
- What?
682
01:02:19,476 --> 01:02:23,821
- It's a message, isn't it?
- Yeah, received loud and clear.
683
01:02:26,107 --> 01:02:29,735
We lifted enough money the other night,
we could sack half this job off, man.
684
01:02:29,736 --> 01:02:32,112
What?
685
01:02:32,113 --> 01:02:34,907
There's pictures of us
outside the priest's house, Jay.
686
01:02:34,908 --> 01:02:37,284
They've got a file on fucking Kiev.
687
01:02:37,285 --> 01:02:40,371
- Where the fuck did they get that from?
- So fucking what?
688
01:02:40,372 --> 01:02:42,664
Listen man,
let's just knock it on the head.
689
01:02:42,665 --> 01:02:45,417
It's not doing your head any good and it's
fucking not doing mine any good either.
690
01:02:45,418 --> 01:02:47,544
Yeah, I think you are right,
we should just give up.
691
01:02:47,545 --> 01:02:50,381
We should let things like this happen
and not do fuck all about it.
692
01:02:50,382 --> 01:02:53,675
We're doing a fucking job, man.
It's not a crusade, all right?
693
01:02:53,676 --> 01:02:57,513
Right! Then you don't bother, but when I
start something, I fucking finish it, Gal.
694
01:02:57,514 --> 01:02:58,680
Yeah I know, I know.
695
01:02:58,681 --> 01:03:02,226
I've been standing around watching
how you fucking finish it.
696
01:03:02,227 --> 01:03:04,686
- You're arsehole's gone, mate.
- Listen man.
697
01:03:04,687 --> 01:03:08,273
I can't fucking work with you any more if
you're going to go fucking over the top
698
01:03:08,274 --> 01:03:10,067
every time you get
a fucking lump hammer in your hand.
699
01:03:10,068 --> 01:03:11,860
Oh, I'm sorry, Gal.
700
01:03:11,861 --> 01:03:14,905
I'm really sorry, mate.
I'm so sorry.
701
01:03:14,906 --> 01:03:16,615
I'm really sorry.
702
01:03:16,616 --> 01:03:18,325
- More?
- Listen, man!
703
01:03:18,326 --> 01:03:21,370
You're going in there
like a fucking psycho on crack,
704
01:03:21,371 --> 01:03:22,871
what the fuck's going on?
705
01:03:22,872 --> 01:03:26,291
- Wait until you see me after this shit.
- Brilliant!
706
01:03:26,292 --> 01:03:32,093
I'm going to go and bury my fucking cat
and you fuck off out of my gaff.
707
01:03:37,053 --> 01:03:39,138
- There, that's me done.
- What?
708
01:03:39,139 --> 01:03:42,641
- Listen, I can't do this any more.
- No, no, Gal please? Please.
709
01:03:42,642 --> 01:03:44,852
He needs to get help.
710
01:03:44,853 --> 01:03:47,396
- I know.
- All right, listen. Don't cry.
711
01:03:47,397 --> 01:03:50,741
- Don't cry.
- Thank you.
712
01:03:57,657 --> 01:04:00,125
Don't cry, please don't cry.
713
01:04:00,285 --> 01:04:03,083
I'll call you.
714
01:04:24,559 --> 01:04:27,106
We'll chat your mum up.
715
01:04:27,687 --> 01:04:30,189
Get a puppy.
716
01:04:30,190 --> 01:04:33,067
- OK.
- Yeah?
717
01:04:33,193 --> 01:04:35,615
Has she gone to heaven?
718
01:04:37,947 --> 01:04:41,041
I dunno, mate. Maybe.
719
01:04:42,619 --> 01:04:45,166
Cat heaven.
720
01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:54,552
You wanna talk to your uncle Gal
really about that side of things.
721
01:04:56,299 --> 01:04:58,846
Come here.
722
01:05:07,602 --> 01:05:09,269
Where have you been?
723
01:05:09,270 --> 01:05:12,105
We went for a walk to look for foxes,
didn't we, mate?
724
01:05:12,106 --> 01:05:14,358
- Dad said I could have a puppy.
- Did he?
725
01:05:14,359 --> 01:05:16,360
Yeah, we're going to call it Arthur.
726
01:05:16,361 --> 01:05:18,028
What if it's a girl?
727
01:05:18,029 --> 01:05:20,030
Gwinny.
728
01:05:20,031 --> 01:05:23,075
Hey you, young man, why don't you go
upstairs, get out of those dirties,
729
01:05:23,076 --> 01:05:27,080
- and we'll have a bath in a minute, yeah?
- OK.
730
01:05:28,373 --> 01:05:31,250
I don't want to talk about it.
731
01:05:31,251 --> 01:05:34,754
Really? He's ready to walk.
732
01:05:35,129 --> 01:05:37,673
Good! He's gone soft.
733
01:05:37,674 --> 01:05:41,803
Wake up.
You wake up, fucking wake up!
734
01:05:47,684 --> 01:05:52,689
Do you think if you get replacements
they'll let you go free of the contract?
735
01:05:57,068 --> 01:05:59,695
Is that what you want?
736
01:06:00,363 --> 01:06:05,539
It doesn't look good,
but if we're compromised here...
737
01:06:30,059 --> 01:06:33,983
We can get you top draw replacements.
They even look like us.
738
01:06:35,732 --> 01:06:38,066
- It is your job.
- What if we say...
739
01:06:38,067 --> 01:06:40,402
fuck you very much and good night?
740
01:06:40,403 --> 01:06:44,531
Then you die.
And your families, they die.
741
01:06:44,532 --> 01:06:47,876
No wriggle room on that then?
742
01:06:49,454 --> 01:06:51,671
No.
743
01:07:00,173 --> 01:07:02,716
How long
have we been working for you?
744
01:07:02,717 --> 01:07:06,937
- Please, don't embarrass yourself.
- I'm asking you a straight question.
745
01:07:07,305 --> 01:07:09,181
I see you, what you are.
746
01:07:09,182 --> 01:07:10,891
What are we?
747
01:07:10,892 --> 01:07:14,102
- You're cogs.
- What?
748
01:07:14,103 --> 01:07:16,480
What the fuck is this?
749
01:07:16,689 --> 01:07:19,236
Reconstruction.
750
01:07:19,484 --> 01:07:23,408
So, keep turning.
751
01:07:24,238 --> 01:07:26,323
What do you mean by fucking
reconstruction?
752
01:07:26,324 --> 01:07:29,201
Fuck off man...
Get your hands off me.
753
01:07:50,515 --> 01:07:53,813
- What's this?
- I'm leaving.
754
01:07:53,976 --> 01:07:55,560
What?
755
01:07:55,561 --> 01:07:59,360
I'm taking Sam to the cottage,
just until the job's over.
756
01:08:01,734 --> 01:08:04,736
You know you're in serious danger
of losing this.
757
01:08:04,737 --> 01:08:06,780
Is that what you want?
758
01:08:06,781 --> 01:08:08,828
No.
759
01:08:11,119 --> 01:08:14,162
- Be good for mummy yeah?
- Yes.
760
01:08:14,163 --> 01:08:17,336
OK, watch your head, watch your head.
761
01:08:29,762 --> 01:08:32,556
Turns out he's an MP.
762
01:08:32,557 --> 01:08:35,517
Is that more acceptable
than a priest?
763
01:08:35,518 --> 01:08:38,395
I can't say I'm not relieved.
764
01:08:40,356 --> 01:08:42,023
Well, his name's on the list.
765
01:08:42,024 --> 01:08:45,368
- That's all that matters.
- OK.
766
01:08:46,112 --> 01:08:47,612
You sure?
767
01:08:47,613 --> 01:08:50,866
You don't want to go and have
a little cry about it to Shel?
768
01:08:51,159 --> 01:08:53,535
I might do if I could find her.
769
01:08:53,536 --> 01:08:55,203
She's gone on holiday.
770
01:08:55,204 --> 01:08:57,956
That's funny, she never mentioned
anything to me.
771
01:08:57,957 --> 01:09:01,418
That's funny. I don't really understand
why you're calling my fucking wife, mate,
772
01:09:01,419 --> 01:09:02,669
I'll be honest with you.
773
01:09:02,670 --> 01:09:05,714
- Right, you're her husband, aren't you?
- Yeah, leave this now, Gal.
774
01:09:05,715 --> 01:09:07,382
No.
775
01:09:07,383 --> 01:09:09,468
You shouldn't fucking treat your wife
like a doormat.
776
01:09:09,469 --> 01:09:11,136
- All right. Thanks.
- Know what I mean?
777
01:09:11,137 --> 01:09:14,014
She's a lovely wee woman,
and you treat her like a fucking mug.
778
01:09:14,015 --> 01:09:16,725
All your relationships
have been so very successful, Gal,
779
01:09:16,726 --> 01:09:20,061
so thanks very much for your advice,
you cunt.
780
01:09:20,062 --> 01:09:23,281
Oi! What the fuck was that?
Fucking...
781
01:09:25,443 --> 01:09:27,444
Not in the face, fuck!
782
01:09:27,445 --> 01:09:30,322
Not in the fucking face.
783
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:56,598
I'm telling Shel you started it.
784
01:09:56,599 --> 01:09:58,600
She thinks I'm a saint.
785
01:09:58,601 --> 01:10:01,478
She doesn't know you.
786
01:10:03,815 --> 01:10:06,733
I'll go get a new one.
She won't even notice.
787
01:10:06,734 --> 01:10:10,032
She notices everything.
788
01:10:10,655 --> 01:10:13,114
I can't get that Fiona
out of my head, you know.
789
01:10:13,115 --> 01:10:16,243
- Really?
- Yeah, I think it might be love.
790
01:10:16,244 --> 01:10:19,788
- You don't really know her, Gal.
- Yeah well, you know.
791
01:10:19,789 --> 01:10:23,292
These things happen
like that some times.
792
01:10:23,876 --> 01:10:27,128
She gaffer-taped your cock.
793
01:10:27,129 --> 01:10:30,632
I'm putting that down
as an erotic cry for help.
794
01:10:32,802 --> 01:10:36,396
I can't remember
what I was like before Shel.
795
01:10:37,223 --> 01:10:40,191
Probably a lonely fucker, like me.
796
01:10:40,601 --> 01:10:42,853
They say there's someone
for everyone, mate.
797
01:10:42,854 --> 01:10:46,403
Yeah, it's not much to ask, is it?
798
01:10:51,362 --> 01:10:54,155
Right, let's go and
kill this MP then.
799
01:10:54,156 --> 01:10:56,703
Yeah.
800
01:11:14,010 --> 01:11:16,853
- Got it?
- Yeah.
801
01:11:25,271 --> 01:11:28,148
- Did you hear that?
- What?
802
01:11:31,944 --> 01:11:34,821
- Chopper?
- Don't know.
803
01:11:35,323 --> 01:11:37,032
The air's good.
804
01:11:37,033 --> 01:11:38,992
Yeah, we should do this more often.
805
01:11:38,993 --> 01:11:40,660
What, kill rich people?
806
01:11:40,661 --> 01:11:43,129
No, get out in the fresh air.
807
01:12:08,898 --> 01:12:11,445
Dinner's on me.
808
01:12:15,196 --> 01:12:17,743
Do you want a cup of tea?
809
01:12:17,990 --> 01:12:20,283
Yeah, lovely.
810
01:12:20,284 --> 01:12:23,536
We'll go down and have a look
at his gaff tomorrow.
811
01:12:23,537 --> 01:12:25,455
What's the plan?
812
01:12:25,456 --> 01:12:27,874
I can't be bothered
with anything flash.
813
01:12:27,875 --> 01:12:30,251
So we're not just gonna drag him
down to the village square
814
01:12:30,252 --> 01:12:33,088
and chop his head off
with a fucking axe?
815
01:12:33,089 --> 01:12:35,466
Eh?
816
01:12:36,217 --> 01:12:39,302
Leave it till two or three, then.
817
01:12:39,303 --> 01:12:42,897
Let's go down and get an idea
of the layout of the house.
818
01:12:44,600 --> 01:12:47,185
You look right at home.
819
01:12:47,186 --> 01:12:50,105
The two musketeers, eh?
820
01:12:50,106 --> 01:12:53,024
Oh Mr Bunny, it's gonna get cold
821
01:12:53,025 --> 01:12:55,568
I'm taking your coat off your back
822
01:12:55,569 --> 01:12:58,571
Hey Mr Bunny, what do you think?
823
01:12:58,572 --> 01:13:01,245
What do you think about that?
824
01:13:02,076 --> 01:13:04,077
That's not right.
825
01:13:04,078 --> 01:13:05,745
What?
826
01:13:05,746 --> 01:13:08,623
One man living in all that.
827
01:13:09,125 --> 01:13:12,210
None of it's right, Gal.
828
01:13:12,211 --> 01:13:14,758
That's why we're here.
829
01:13:17,216 --> 01:13:19,050
Come on, let's bed down.
830
01:13:19,051 --> 01:13:22,725
He's probably
fucking the scullery maid anyway.
831
01:13:27,351 --> 01:13:29,898
Gal.
832
01:13:31,147 --> 01:13:33,694
Gal.
833
01:13:38,154 --> 01:13:40,613
You awake?
834
01:13:40,614 --> 01:13:44,743
Well, I wasn't, but I am now.
835
01:13:45,536 --> 01:13:48,083
What?
836
01:13:53,461 --> 01:13:55,712
I'm...
837
01:13:55,713 --> 01:13:59,842
really sorry about that stuff.
838
01:14:00,051 --> 01:14:02,928
Yeah, I know.
839
01:14:04,764 --> 01:14:08,017
I don't know where it comes from.
840
01:14:09,518 --> 01:14:11,978
Listen, you're a fucking madman,
841
01:14:11,979 --> 01:14:15,440
but you're my best mate
and I love you, so...
842
01:14:15,441 --> 01:14:18,318
Let's just leave it at that, eh?
843
01:14:19,528 --> 01:14:22,075
Cheers.
844
01:14:54,730 --> 01:14:57,232
Gal?
845
01:14:59,235 --> 01:15:01,319
- Gal?
- What?
846
01:15:01,320 --> 01:15:04,573
What the fuck? What?
847
01:15:27,429 --> 01:15:31,979
Get your shit together - lively.
848
01:18:42,082 --> 01:18:45,626
- There's too many of them, man. Don't!
- Fuck this.
849
01:18:45,627 --> 01:18:48,174
Jay!
850
01:19:33,050 --> 01:19:35,597
Fuck it, come on.
851
01:19:37,971 --> 01:19:39,639
Are you sure
you know where we are?
852
01:19:39,640 --> 01:19:42,017
Yeah, yeah, I am.
853
01:19:43,435 --> 01:19:46,483
- What's wrong?
- Shshsh.
854
01:19:49,024 --> 01:19:51,492
Come on.
855
01:20:02,746 --> 01:20:05,123
Fuck! It's been bricked up.
856
01:20:05,124 --> 01:20:07,875
- It wasn't supposed to be here...
- I thought you'd fucking scouted!
857
01:20:07,876 --> 01:20:10,970
It wasn't supposed to be here, man.
858
01:20:46,331 --> 01:20:49,174
They are coming
from the other way, Gal.
859
01:20:51,712 --> 01:20:53,929
Jay!
860
01:21:35,422 --> 01:21:38,299
Jesus Christ.
861
01:21:44,973 --> 01:21:48,809
Jay?
862
01:21:48,810 --> 01:21:51,437
Jay?
863
01:22:19,800 --> 01:22:22,347
Gal?
864
01:22:23,220 --> 01:22:25,767
Gal?
865
01:22:38,569 --> 01:22:41,195
C'mon mate. Jesus,
let's get you out of here mate.
866
01:22:41,196 --> 01:22:42,863
I can't move mate,
they've slashed...
867
01:22:42,864 --> 01:22:45,741
They've slashed my fucking legs.
868
01:23:03,176 --> 01:23:04,510
We've got to go.
869
01:23:04,511 --> 01:23:06,679
Come on, please get up.
870
01:23:06,680 --> 01:23:08,180
I'm done, mate.
871
01:23:08,181 --> 01:23:10,558
Fuck.
872
01:23:14,479 --> 01:23:17,106
Gal, we've got to, mate.
873
01:23:17,858 --> 01:23:21,077
Tell Shel I'm sorry, will you?
874
01:23:21,737 --> 01:23:24,739
Just do it, do it.
875
01:23:35,751 --> 01:23:38,002
I'm sorry.
876
01:23:38,003 --> 01:23:40,050
Thanks.
877
01:24:12,579 --> 01:24:15,377
It's all over.
878
01:24:23,173 --> 01:24:25,508
Can we go home now?
879
01:24:25,509 --> 01:24:29,433
- Is he sick?
- Tired, very tired.
880
01:24:32,182 --> 01:24:34,559
Shall we take you back to bed?
881
01:24:54,037 --> 01:24:56,334
Get down.
882
01:25:04,297 --> 01:25:07,717
Make sure Sam is all right
and turn the lights off upstairs.
883
01:25:07,718 --> 01:25:09,719
- Let's leave, babe.
- No, we can't go anywhere.
884
01:25:09,720 --> 01:25:11,595
They've slashed
the fucking tyres.
885
01:25:11,596 --> 01:25:14,143
What the fuck is that?
886
01:25:16,810 --> 01:25:19,353
It's too noisy!
887
01:25:19,354 --> 01:25:21,856
Just fireworks.
888
01:25:29,656 --> 01:25:32,454
I don't think there
are many of them...
889
01:25:37,247 --> 01:25:41,000
Listen, I'm going out there
to find them, yeah? Take that.
890
01:25:48,133 --> 01:25:50,680
I love you, yeah.
891
01:26:42,505 --> 01:26:45,505
Come to dance you have, yet
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