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- INFP girlfriend!

I'm excited.

Does the INFP make a good
girlfriend for a guy like me?

We gotta find out by
looking on the internet

because as we know, everything
on the internet is true.

As you know, the first thing we have to do

is go to Personality Page

and look at the strengths and wacknesses

of the INFP in relationships.

She will be warmly concerned
and caring towards others.

Not just normally
concerned, warmly concerned.

If you see her face getting red,

it's only because she is warmly concerned.

INFPs strive for win-win situations.

So for example, if you
wanna have pizza for dinner

and she wants to have a burrito,

you'll come to a win-win situation

of stuffing a burrito with pizza

or topping your pizza with a burrito.

It's win-win, everyone
gets what they want.

Likely to recognize and
appreciate others' need for space.

I like to imagine that
she'll be up against the wall

trying to get as far
away from me as possible.

I know you need space.

I'm just trying to give
you--don't come too close!

I'm trying to give you space, okay?

And INFPs are flexible and diverse.

They'll go to that advanced yoga class,

and they'll be diverse about it.

Now we have to check out the
stuff you gotta watch out for.

The wacknesses.

Don't like to have their space invaded.

So extraterrestrials,
take this as a warning.

Don't invade an INFP girlfriend's space.

That's like the most
tenuous wordplay ever,

but I went with it.

It's called commitment, people.

Get some.

Extreme dislike of conflict

and extreme dislike of criticism.

This is great in a relationship

where on the surface,
everything seems fine

because you're avoiding
conflict and criticism

until 10 years later,
it all blows up at once.

Strong need to receive praise
and positive affirmation.

Good INFP, good job,
you're such a good INFP.

Have a treat.

I feel like I'm looking up best
dogs breeds for apartments.

Do I need a fenced-in yard?

Is the INFP good with cats?

Will she dismantle my
couch if she gets bored?

Tendency to blame themselves for problems

and hold everything on their shoulders.

I'll just be like girl,
haven't you heard "Hey Jude"?

Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

Na na na na na na na na, yeah.

Is that enough to get a
copyright claim? (laughs)

Next, we're gonna check out
an article on Introvert, Dear,

"The Biggest Dating Struggles
of the INFP Personality".

Wonder what they could be?

If I don't make an authentic connection

with my date, I'm done.

Hello, nice to meet you, INFP.

I don't feel the authentic connection.

I am done with you.

The INFP will feel compelled to hold back.

This is somewhat ironic

given that they want
an authentic connection

but will then hold back so
that you can't create one.

Interesting, hmm.

And holding back can
send the wrong message.

You think? Do you think?

Next, we go to Reddit to
the mbtimeme Sum-reddit

to see what they have to say about INFPs.

At least we'll see what memes they put

that won't get me demonetized.

Me, working retail.

Management, you need to
improve your sales skills

when talking to the customer.

Me, buy it, or I'll commit [not living].

Dark. But it could be an
effective sales strategy.

INFPs when someone texts them.

I'm going ghost!

They don't really like to reply.

They like to be mysterious.

It's part of them holding back.

Or maybe they just have a
really restrictive texting plan.

(laughs) What is this, 2004?

INFPs trying to be detached.

The slightest emotional
inconvenience imaginable.

Dang, they got hit by a taxi, man.

INFP starter pack.

(laughs) Very useful.

You've got the tissues right
there for your waterworks

or if you suffer from seasonal allergies.

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INFP childhood, she's
excited and ready to go.

INFP adulthood, it's not
looking so great anymore.

(laughs) She's even got the pony backpack.

I love that.

Nobody.

INFP dog.

(laughs)

INFP dog confirmed.

Just act fake, and people will like you.

It's true.

Fi users, no!

No, god, no, please!

No!

INFP not overreacting to something

that made them think it
was a personal attack.

It's a struggle.

The INFPs will struggle to not think

something is a personal attack.

INFPs when they have a sad thought.

Oh S, that's deep.

They turn into an orc.

Is that from "Morrowind"?

Is that, (sighs).

I don't know anything.

Feelers be like, "I hate thinking!"

"Me too!"

Yes, this is proof positive that an INFP

would be a great match
for an INFJ like me.

We both hate thinking.

But to get the ultimate
authoritative word,

we've gotta look at the INFP
girlfriend meme by Holly Hayes.

Hey anon, can we just cuddle
and watch movies tonight

instead of going out?

No!

We are going out.

Get on your dancing shoes right now.

I really think that sociopaths
can be rehabilitated

with a little bit of love.

I admire the compassion and
the naivete of that statement.

This toxic person is
probably just hurting inside,

and I must help them.

She's not wrong, but she'll probably

get torn to shreds in the process.

Gosh, I'm just such a small,
sensitive little bean.

Please do not yell at me.

No!

My heart is telling me that I must travel,

so I decided to hitchhike
to Venezuela to find myself.

Picking a place to travel
that has political upheaval

and is not terribly safe, check.

Depression is a lifestyle.

The INFPs are always getting that rap

for being depressed all the time.

Is it true?

Smash like if you think it is,

and if you think it's not, smash like.

I was supposed to be inside
writing my calculus exam,

but here I am floating in a pond

and reading Voltaire instead.

Such a free spirit.

You can tell from the blue hair

which I have to assume is
her natural hair color.

Empathy intensifies.

My empathy is just getting
so intense right now.

I am empathizing with you.

Helps you, has no idea
how to help themselves.

Sad!

Sorry, she says.

Actually, sorry is on here a lot.

Sorry.

Has secretly wished for a
letter from Hogwarts in the mail

every year since age 11.

Well I got something to tell you.

I got some news to break.

That is a fantasy.

It's never gonna happen.

You know why?

Because you're not a wizard.

Only wizards get those letters.

Obsesses over an imaginary relationship

with a person they've barely spoken to.

You know, I can relate to that as well.

Airport girl, if you're out there,

I don't even know that I
remember what you look like.

Has a revolutionary solution
for how to save the world.

No one listens because she's such a mess.

Don't you hate it when that happens?

You've got solutions,
but no one be listening.

They say how could you
possibly help save the world

if you can't even button
your sweater correctly?

I gave all my lunch
money to homeless people

so they can buy lunch.

Everyone knows if you give
money to homeless people,

they're just gonna buy lunch with it.

Don't give them money.

Cries softly over a dead bee.

I don't know if you can see right now.

There's a little blemish on
my otherwise alabaster face

'cause a wasp got me, got
me right in the schnoz,

and you know what, I was
glad when that wasp was dead.

I looked over his dead body.

I pulled out my Glock, and I
put a few more caps into him

just to make sure.

Wow, the INFJ description
sounds so much like me.

I'm so proud to be in the 1%.

(laughs) Frank, that's just like you.

No!

Everybody is beautiful and
important except for me.

Come on, INFP girlfriend,
you're important to me.

You're the subject of my video.

Doesn't that make you happy?

Someone, hurts INFP's friend.

INFP, (groaning loudly)
throws over the table

just like Jesus in the temple.

Very Christ-like.

Sorry, she says. (laughs)

Oh, sorry.

Sorry, money changers, I didn't
mean to flip those tables.

Well I did mean it, but I regret doing it,

but I don't regret doing
it, but I'm still sorry.

Does it count as an apology
if I don't regret it?

Why doesn't anyone understand me?

That is a good question,
I'm glad you asked,

and I don't have an answer for you.

Sorry.

Please don't raise
your voice at me, anon.

I'm sensitive, you know.

I'm sorry, look, this is a safe space.

This is a safe space for all INFPs

and all anybodies, really.

Genuinely fond of everyone.

Oh my gosh. (laughs)

Just like a dog.

I can't help see the pattern.

I'm sorry, it's not my fault it's there.

Sorry.

Absent-mindendly bumps into a wall.

Apologizes to the wall.

That's just manners.

You know walls go through life
being second-class citizens.

We drive nails into them

just so we can hang some
pictures on the wall.

We bump into them absent-mindedly.

We even punch them when
we get excessively angry.

Who says sorry?

INFP girlfriend, that's who.

Sorry.

Do I wanna be dark and brooding,

or do I wanna be a quirky,
happy sunshine girl?

You know, these extreme shifts in mood

which some doctors might call a disorder,

it's just part of her personality.

Sorry.

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