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I know you.
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You had your own patch of the
playground by the chemistry labs,
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selling off bent dinner tickets.
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Expelled, weren't you?
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Something about an air rifle
and three female third-years?
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Hello?
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Silly fuck.
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Getting caught, I mean.
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If you're going to be a naughty boy,
you've got to be careful,
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or you'll end up here.
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Then I'll have to deal with you.
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You know me. Yes, you do.
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Honest John.
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Milk monitor, prefect...
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Would've made Head Boy if I'd stayed on.
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Old man put his foot down.
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Got to go out in the world, earn a crust.
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I don't give a toss
that you did some dodgy perfume
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and I'll turn a blind eye to the blow.
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But you have to admit the sheltered
accommodation was well out of order.
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Don't even start to think of denying it.
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I know you did the job.
You know you did the job.
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Even my grandma's goldfish knows it.
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It's a bit warm, isn't it?
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Another tropical September afternoon
in London's East End.
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Tell me you did it
and I'll send out for some lollies.
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Much better you cough.
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Give me a video, a stereo,
two bracelets and a telly.
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Fillin the necessaries and in
Half an hour you can be in the boozer
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bragging of how
you gave the Bill the run-around.
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Do us both a favour, eh?
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I need a clear-up and you need a break.
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You'll get six months suspended.
You'll be laughing.
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You know me. My name is John.
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I can be very nice, and I can be very nasty.
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Either way I'm having a statement out of you.
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Your choice.
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(JOHN): Yes!
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Yes! Yes, yes, yes, yes!
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Looking for DC Brandon...
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Schofield's asked to see you.
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Chief Super reckons you're ripe for a job.
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I was beginning to think he had it in for me.
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Wait 'til you hear what the job is.
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(TV): Shadwell Town. 6.9.88, 4:07 pm.
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Targets 7 and 8 are named. 20.9.88.
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(SCHOFIELD): All the scenes have been recorded
at The Kennel over the past six months.
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- Kennel?
- Shadwell fans call their ground that.
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- Their nickname's "The Dogs".
- Their bite is worse than their bark.
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...6.07 pm.
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(SCHOFIELD): We want you
in there with them. By the book.
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Day-to- day wack. Dates, times, places, faces.
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- I thought we had a squad at Shadwell.
- Word went out on them.
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- Our targets will be suss of new faces.
- Your targets will be different.
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Someone is organising this lot.
We want generals, not foot soldiers.
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David Daley, motor mechanic.
Done 18 months of 4 years for GBH.
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Paul Funnell. Done six for manslaughter.
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Strangled a bloke with a Union Jack.
Said he did it as a joke.
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Wynton Mbula. Got his finger
everywhere - nothing sticks.
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Daley, Funnell, Mbula. My money says
it's them pushing the flags on the map.
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Why can't we do them
on what you've got there?
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They'd be out before the season end.
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We want their sentences in years, not months.
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We want them on conspiracy.
We want their goolies
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pickled on a plate
for the Home Secretary. Got it?
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We've got a meeting with the previous team.
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- Detective Sergeant in six months.
- Don't got too excited.
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One minute you're flying
and the next you're grounded.
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I'm no plod. If I don't make Inspector
in five years, I'll try some other game.
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Last week I was in court on an arson,
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the week before I was looking for a lost arm
in a car crash. This week it's football.
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Stone me! What did you walk into?
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Gold and black one.
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They sussed me.
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How come? You look the part.
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We don't look like
a bunch of tarts like you, anyhow.
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Some bloke I was at Hendon with
was on duty at The Kennel,
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and he gave me "How many stripes
have you got?" before I shut him up.
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- Arsehole.
- What did your target say?
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Nothing. They were as good as gold
All afternoon.
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'Til we got down to The Rock.
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Yeah, 'til after the game
and we got down to The Rock.
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- Then they had us out the back.
- Where's The Rock?
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- You'll find it, don't worry.
- Stay clear of The Rock.
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Bob, the landlord. He can sniff Bill as
soon as it walks through the door.
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He'll chew your bones for breakfast, son.
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(CHARLIE): How did you
make contact with your targets?
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(DANNY): Go to all the matches.
Hang around the boozers.
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Go on a pub crawl around Shadwell.
You'll soon come across them.
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You take the pubs on the right,
we take those on the left.
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At the end of the evening we'll meet
back at the nick and compare notes.
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(DANNY): You'llsee enough to stuffthem,
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and what you don't see, you can guess.
Do you know what I mean?
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- What are you having?
- Half a stout.
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- I don't like drinking, John.
- Neither do I, but make an effort.
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(CHARLIE): What's the matter
with you two? Can't take a drink?
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(LAUGHING)
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I'm alright, I'm alright.
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(CHANTING)
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Jackpot!
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Have you sobered up?
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And me. Let's go to work.
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Two pints of lager, please.
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- Over in the corner. Nutters.
- Can it, Trevor.
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John. John!
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- What the fuck are you staring at?
- Nothing, mate.
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- Calm down. Have a drink.
- Tell your mate to fuck off.
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- I don't like being stared at.
- Fucking right!
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Don't give us hassle.
We're Shadwell like you, alright?
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You reckon? Who are we playing tomorrow?
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- Pentland, away.
- I'm not asking you!
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- When's our next home game?
- (JOHN): Wednesday, mate. Grimsby.
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- Let him answer.
- Who did we sell to Wimbledon?
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- Carera.
- You!
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- Carera.
- Well done, Brain of Britain(!)
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- Bloody good riddance.
- Trev...
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He's the best player we over had!
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Fuck off, mate. If he'd gone
any slower, he'd have grown roots.
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- (JOHN): Trev...
- Hang on, he's got a point.
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You've got to admit.
He did have some flair, though.
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Oh, yeah. I wouldn't deny that, no.
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For a white bloke he was pretty skilful.
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- For a whitey, yeah. You're right.
- You prat!
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I know they're fucking Neanderthals,
But we've got to face them.
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I thought we might bump into you lot.
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So you're really Shadwell?
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Of course. Ignore him, he's new to the game.
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One Josh Carera! There's only one Josh Carera!
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- Do you fancy a game?
- Yeah, I'm on.
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Five cards, two changes, no trumps.
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Tell your mate he can play.
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- I hope he's got some cash on him.
- Yeah. Cut him in, deal him out.
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When do I over lose?
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(TRAIN DRIVER): We'll shortly be
arriving at Pentland...
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(ALL): Yeah!
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You lucky fucker! We're playing
All the way back, you know.
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Sorry, boys. Must've hit a lucky streak.
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(GENERAL SHOUTING)
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At least there's no Pentland.
I reckon they've bottled.
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You don't know your arse, son.
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You'll have had enough of Pentland
before the day's out.
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(INDISTINGUISHABLE ABUSE)
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(ALL): # Shadwell never, never, never
shall lose face
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There it is, the ground.
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I don't give a fuck, John, to be quite honest.
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Had some of your lot in lockup.
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- My lot?
- Wapping fans, trashed a nightclub.
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They aren't my lot. My lot are Shadwell.
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- They're all the same, though.
- That's what they say about us.
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- You are enjoying your meal, I hope.
- Yes. Thank you, Giuseppe.
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- The scallops are marvellous.
- I have a special dessert for you.
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- Could we have another of these?
- I don't want any more.
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- I do, though. Another half-bottle.
- Certainly.
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What did you do all day?
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(JOHN): Look at me!
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Tell me what you see.
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(EDDIE): It's you, ain't it? John. A bloke.
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- No.
- An ordinary everyday bloke.
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- Now what do you see?
- Me.
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- It's Eddie.
- It's Eddie, John.
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- A geezer.
- You're looking, but not seeing.
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Not a bloke, not a geezer, not one of the lads.
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Know what I see? Bill.
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- It's what we are.
- No, Trevor, it's not.
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He's got a point, Sarge.
We are supposed to be Shadwell.
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Then it's bobble hats and rattles
All round then, isn't it?
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Who's this?
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It's a dead ringer for Mr Magoo.
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(JOHN): Who scored the own goal
that ended our chances of promotion?
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- (TREVOR): Dempsey.
- (EDDIE): A right corker.
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He flights it back to the goalkeeper,
to Clark in goal, but he's in the sun.
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Clark sees fuck all. The ball bounces
once over his head and into the goal.
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Nolan sticks Dempsey
straight on the transfer list.
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Bournemouth had him. No, Portsmouth. 50,000.
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Good riddance to bad rubbish.
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Next season we draw Portsmouth
in the Zenith Cup. No, Simod.
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- And who scores against us?
- Bobby fucking Dempsey!
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Brilliant ruck with Pompey. They
jumped in the river rather than face us.
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I've got one. What's the biggest
post-war attendance at The Kennel?
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- Man U, League Cup quarterfinal. 27,000.
- No.
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- It's a trick question, then.
- Rod Stewart, Now Year's Eve, 1980.
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- More than 30,000 paying customers.
- Smart-arse!
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- Anyone know where we're going?
- This is John's patch.
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- Never said you were Shadwell.
- Was milked here.
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My gran lived here.
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If you visited her on Saturdays,
you could hear the Shadwell roar.
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- Closest I've come.
- Here's one.
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Which team knocked Arsenal out of
the FA Cup 1974-75?
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- Having a laugh, ain't you?
- Bolger in goal.
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- Tell him Trevor.
- Dobson, Boniface, Fisk, Hirst,
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Austin, Stonebridge, Whitfield, Kurtz.
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Hyde and Royston up front,
Matheson sub, unused.
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- Is he right?
- How should I know?
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Welcome to The Kennel, lads.
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Come on, you Shadwell,
got those northern nonces.
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(CROWD): You're gonna got
your fucking heads kicked in!
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You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in!
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You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in!
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You're gonna got your fucking heads kicked in!
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00:16:59,001 --> 00:17:03,297
Not a lot to show. Bit of blow on
the terraces, a few coins chucked.
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00:17:03,505 --> 00:17:07,885
- Are you finished John?
- What about the guy with the hip-flask?
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Do us a favour!
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Come on, John. It's a team effort.
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- John?
- Do you know what we've got to do?
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- We've got to got in at The Rock.
- Leave it out!
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- The Rock's a minefield for Bill.
- Exactly.
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It's a safe house for the top boys.
They won't be in the sweetshop.
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- You saw what happened to the others.
- They ain't us.
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- What about the landlord?
- We ease ourselves in.
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Me and Trev can use our cover.
We're painter-decorators, right?
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(JOHN): We'll go there lunch-times at first,
say we're working in the area.
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Get our faces known.
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What can I do you for?
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(JOHN): Get on first-name terms
with the bar staff..
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Give them some chat. Have them
Pour our drinks before we've ordered.
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00:18:13,993 --> 00:18:16,412
Soon it's John and Trev,
the painter-decorators.
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"Pint of the usual, love,
and a steak and kidney.
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"-A few more chips than yesterday.
- Cheeky so-and-so.
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"Another round, lads?"
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Once they know us,
we'll pop in early on a Friday night.
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Just for a quick one.
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The usual, lads?
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Are you two Dogs, then?
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(BOOING)
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Edwards, you geriatric retard.
Where's your fucking walking stick?
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- You want to paint it white, you nonce!
- Help him out, for fuck's sake!
228
00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:48,879
- Help him out the fucking front gate!
- Make sure you lock it after!
229
00:19:49,088 --> 00:19:52,341
Pick a decent side, Nolan. You
couldn't pick your own fucking nose.
230
00:19:52,550 --> 00:19:55,928
- Not even if it was in front of your face.
- Better than up the Chairman's arse!
231
00:19:56,136 --> 00:19:59,557
- That's not where he keeps his money.
- Not where everyone could got at it!
232
00:19:59,765 --> 00:20:04,937
The ball, Edwards! Kicking up
the pitch is the groundsman's work!
233
00:20:05,145 --> 00:20:09,567
Best pass he's made.
Only trouble was it was a lump of turf.
234
00:20:09,775 --> 00:20:12,361
We've had enough sods on the pitch
without his help.
235
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:17,032
You're playing on drugs,
and I don't mean speed!
236
00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:24,248
- Tripped over his laces.
- Won us a free kick, though.
237
00:20:24,456 --> 00:20:26,208
Only thing we'll win this season.
238
00:20:26,417 --> 00:20:30,337
- Oh, no! Who lines up to take it?
- Gerry fucking Edwards.
239
00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,923
He couldn't score in a fucking brothel!
240
00:20:34,717 --> 00:20:37,011
YEAH!
241
00:20:38,637 --> 00:20:42,641
(CROWD): One Gerry Edwards1
There's only one Gerry Edwards!
242
00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:48,147
One Gerry Edwards!
There's only one Gerry Edwards!
243
00:20:48,355 --> 00:20:52,318
One Gerry Edwards!
There's only one Gerry Edwards!
244
00:20:52,526 --> 00:20:57,448
One Gerry Edwards!
There's only one Gerry Edwards!
245
00:20:57,656 --> 00:21:01,035
Shadwell, Shadwell!
246
00:21:01,243 --> 00:21:03,913
Wankers! Fuck off!
247
00:21:04,121 --> 00:21:07,875
- Have I seen you before somewhere?
- The Rock's our local.
248
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,711
- Must be it, then?
- How long've you been going here?
249
00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:15,090
- A couple of years. And you?
- Born and bred, since schooldays.
250
00:21:15,299 --> 00:21:18,802
- Wouldn't put up with them otherwise.
- You fucking Arsenal scum!
251
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:23,307
You go up for a pint
and end up with a load of Gooners.
252
00:21:23,515 --> 00:21:25,517
Nick, mate. Duck...
253
00:21:26,060 --> 00:21:28,479
(UNDISTINGUISHABLE SHOUTING)
254
00:21:32,066 --> 00:21:34,902
- Gumbo, is it your round or what?
- It's my shout.
255
00:21:35,110 --> 00:21:36,987
No, let Ponce-Bonce get them.
256
00:21:37,196 --> 00:21:40,699
- It's alright, I got paid today.
- (NIK): Yeah? Makes a fucking change.
257
00:21:40,908 --> 00:21:43,994
(MARTIN): Mind the table, Gumbo.
258
00:21:44,203 --> 00:21:49,416
90 nicker a week he makes.
Packing jars of gherkins into boxes.
259
00:21:49,625 --> 00:21:52,127
He's fucking useless.
260
00:21:52,336 --> 00:21:55,422
Last year his old girl pops her clogs.
He falls apart.
261
00:21:55,631 --> 00:21:59,134
Can't boil an egg, fries himself
changing a light bulb.
262
00:21:59,343 --> 00:22:03,722
He's a silly runt. Every time he gets
into a ruck he loses another tooth.
263
00:22:03,931 --> 00:22:07,184
We're running a book
as to when he loses his last one.
264
00:22:07,393 --> 00:22:10,312
I'm down for September,
so I'm looking after him 'til then.
265
00:22:14,817 --> 00:22:17,361
Gumbo!
266
00:22:17,570 --> 00:22:21,991
- We fucking love you, Gumbo.
- About fucking time.
267
00:22:35,087 --> 00:22:40,050
- That's it, you're nicked!
- You heard nothing, alright?
268
00:22:40,885 --> 00:22:44,471
- What's the matter with you?
- Sorry, John.
269
00:22:48,434 --> 00:22:52,313
(ALL):# Shadwell never, never, never
shall lose face
270
00:22:52,521 --> 00:22:56,066
# Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss
271
00:22:56,275 --> 00:23:00,029
Shadwell always, always, always are the boss
272
00:23:57,378 --> 00:23:59,129
(MARIE): Are you alright, love?
273
00:23:59,338 --> 00:24:03,634
I would be alright if there was something
fucking edible left out for me to eat.
274
00:24:05,010 --> 00:24:10,266
Don't you over, ever,
speak to me like that again.
275
00:24:10,474 --> 00:24:13,519
I'm sorry. I'm being a prat.
276
00:24:14,728 --> 00:24:17,690
- What do you look like?
- I had to have a drink.
277
00:24:17,898 --> 00:24:21,110
- It's how you got in with them.
- I hope it was worth it.
278
00:24:21,318 --> 00:24:24,113
It went like a dream. Flying I am, Marie.
279
00:24:24,321 --> 00:24:27,449
I'm on Drugs or Vice after this, I tell you.
280
00:24:28,617 --> 00:24:32,288
How does "DS Brandon" sound?
281
00:24:32,496 --> 00:24:35,875
A lot better than "where's my effing tea!"
282
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:46,385
It's so bloody lovely to come home to you.
283
00:24:49,930 --> 00:24:52,308
Fucking day it was...
284
00:25:03,152 --> 00:25:05,362
- The usual, boys?
- Lynda.
285
00:25:05,571 --> 00:25:09,158
What's been happening
in my own boozer? I'm a stranger.
286
00:25:09,366 --> 00:25:11,911
Sorry, Bob. You don't know
John and Trev, do you?
287
00:25:12,119 --> 00:25:14,997
- No, I don't.
- They do up houses.
288
00:25:15,206 --> 00:25:19,084
- Bob's been on holiday.
- Bollocks, I've been inside.
289
00:25:19,293 --> 00:25:23,297
What houses? Here they
knock them down, not do them up.
290
00:25:23,505 --> 00:25:26,133
Down the docks. Being tarted up a treat.
291
00:25:32,431 --> 00:25:34,808
Uncle Bob's a big softie
when you got to know him.
292
00:25:35,017 --> 00:25:38,145
Uncle Bob? Stone me, Lynda,
there's not much family resemblance.
293
00:25:38,354 --> 00:25:41,774
I'm heiress to a pub, mate. You watch yourself.
294
00:25:41,982 --> 00:25:44,401
He's got a wobbler on.
295
00:25:44,610 --> 00:25:48,906
First day out, he invests in
some chairs and tables for outside
296
00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:50,991
and someone's had them off.
297
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:54,495
What's he like when it's something serious?
298
00:25:59,500 --> 00:26:03,587
(MARIE): There's nothing wrong with
large families, if that's what you want.
299
00:26:03,796 --> 00:26:06,966
I'd like another two. We need
a bigger place, don't we, Eddie?
300
00:26:07,174 --> 00:26:09,802
- It's not the time to look for houses.
- When is?
301
00:26:10,010 --> 00:26:12,680
Either the house is too small
Or the mortgage is too big.
302
00:26:12,888 --> 00:26:15,808
- I'm happy where I am.
- Yeah.
303
00:26:16,016 --> 00:26:19,270
- Charlie's still paying for his ex's place.
- (STEF): She's got her head screwed on.
304
00:26:19,478 --> 00:26:23,315
- And her feet under the table.
- Don't sulk.
305
00:26:23,524 --> 00:26:27,653
Trevor said he'd live in a tent
as long as I was with him.
306
00:26:27,862 --> 00:26:30,406
(ALL): Aaah!
307
00:26:30,614 --> 00:26:33,033
I'm not thinking of kids until I got to Inspector.
308
00:26:33,242 --> 00:26:36,620
- Eh?
- Charlie wishes he'd waited.
309
00:26:36,829 --> 00:26:39,832
- Excuse me a moment.
- Are you checking it's still there?
310
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:42,668
Won't be long.
311
00:26:44,378 --> 00:26:47,047
- Sorry.
- Contagious, is it?
312
00:26:53,512 --> 00:26:55,806
Sorry.
313
00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:09,111
- (CHARLIE): Midchester tomorrow.
- (JOHN): We'll stuff them.
314
00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:12,239
(CHARLIE): 5-0 at least. Their goalie's crap.
315
00:27:12,448 --> 00:27:14,658
(JOHN): Come on, you Shadwell!
316
00:27:14,867 --> 00:27:16,702
(ALL LAUGH)
317
00:27:17,953 --> 00:27:21,290
(EDDIE): Come on, you Dogs!
318
00:27:23,292 --> 00:27:25,211
(TREVOR): Murder them we will.
319
00:27:25,419 --> 00:27:29,173
(ALL): # We are Shadwell
The Kennel is our place
320
00:27:29,381 --> 00:27:33,260
# Shadwell never, never, never
shall lose face
321
00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:40,935
Fucking grow up, for fuck's sake!
322
00:27:46,482 --> 00:27:49,360
Mind your backs, boys.
323
00:27:50,986 --> 00:27:53,948
Bob says word is the Brummies
Want to take out a pub.
324
00:27:54,156 --> 00:27:56,575
I hope they pick us. Here you are, Gumbo.
325
00:27:56,784 --> 00:27:59,370
Trev's just been telling us about your kid, John.
326
00:28:00,079 --> 00:28:02,122
Oh, has he?
327
00:28:02,331 --> 00:28:06,460
- Never said you were a dad, John.
- It's not something you shout about.
328
00:28:06,669 --> 00:28:10,339
- What's his name, then?
- Didn't Trev tell you?
329
00:28:11,715 --> 00:28:14,051
James Wilson Hibbin Chatfield
Edwards Hutcheson Clark
330
00:28:14,260 --> 00:28:17,137
Edmonds Ball Cox Cummins.
331
00:28:18,138 --> 00:28:20,224
Fucking brilliant, naming your sprog after
332
00:28:20,432 --> 00:28:22,560
the side that got promoted
to the Second Division.
333
00:28:22,768 --> 00:28:24,895
You want to bring him down to The Kennel.
334
00:28:25,104 --> 00:28:28,816
Yeah, bring him down here, John.
Your missus wouldn't mind.
335
00:28:30,317 --> 00:28:31,902
(CAR HORN)
336
00:28:32,111 --> 00:28:34,780
Brummie bastards!
337
00:28:36,824 --> 00:28:41,620
- It ain't The Rock they're after.
- I'm finding out where they do go.
338
00:28:41,829 --> 00:28:44,123
Hang on, John.
339
00:29:33,380 --> 00:29:36,217
(POLICE SIRENS)
340
00:30:02,535 --> 00:30:05,371
Bob says tonight you don't
Put your hand in your pocket.
341
00:30:05,579 --> 00:30:10,084
- Cheers, Lynda.
- When are you going to ask me out?
342
00:30:10,292 --> 00:30:12,795
Don't say nothing. Wait 'til you're sober.
343
00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:15,756
Set up weeks ago this meet.
Good ruck before the game.
344
00:30:15,965 --> 00:30:18,300
Only trouble, the Brummies
couldn't got off the coach.
345
00:30:18,509 --> 00:30:23,639
Some prat leads a charge.
John, do you know who that might he?
346
00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:29,478
I love you!
347
00:30:30,479 --> 00:30:34,441
# Though you hate us we couldn't give a toss
348
00:30:34,650 --> 00:30:36,318
Oi!
349
00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:40,406
You think you're the cream
on top of a bottle of piss,
350
00:30:40,614 --> 00:30:42,408
but any more row and you're on report.
351
00:30:42,616 --> 00:30:45,536
- Sorry, Sergeant.
- My lot in lockup are better behaved.
352
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:48,622
Sorry, Sergeant.
We've had a very stressful night.
353
00:30:48,831 --> 00:30:51,876
Yeah. It won't happen again, Sarge.
354
00:30:55,337 --> 00:30:58,299
You've got to draw the line somewhere.
355
00:31:01,552 --> 00:31:04,889
This is no good, coming back
to the nick after a day's work.
356
00:31:05,097 --> 00:31:09,643
- We need a proper office.
- And proper backup. We're winging it.
357
00:31:09,852 --> 00:31:12,771
- Fucking right.
- (JOHN): Down to you, Trev.
358
00:31:12,980 --> 00:31:15,441
You're the sergeant.
359
00:31:19,195 --> 00:31:23,032
- What's the word on the meet today?
- You've not seen Bob?
360
00:31:23,240 --> 00:31:26,452
Half-one, Lumber's Arms, city centre.
361
00:31:26,660 --> 00:31:30,456
I'd have thought
Bob would've put you in the picture.
362
00:31:32,708 --> 00:31:37,171
Oi, Gumbo! Get your tools out.
Get your tools out.
363
00:31:37,379 --> 00:31:40,591
# Get your tools out! Get your tools out!
364
00:31:40,799 --> 00:31:43,302
# Get your tools out for the lads!
365
00:31:43,510 --> 00:31:47,306
# Get your tools out for the lads!
366
00:31:48,724 --> 00:31:51,727
Gumbo, you're fucking nicked, my son!
367
00:31:57,566 --> 00:31:59,443
Oi, look!
368
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:04,865
Football Intelligence?
369
00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:08,577
DS Jones Shadwell District.
370
00:32:25,261 --> 00:32:28,264
We've been done over.
Half of Midlands' Bill to greet us.
371
00:32:28,472 --> 00:32:32,017
I've been grassed by some fucker.
He's dead when I sniff him.
372
00:32:32,226 --> 00:32:36,438
It's a bloody shame.
I was looking forward to a good ruck.
373
00:32:42,611 --> 00:32:44,572
Are you sure?
374
00:32:48,158 --> 00:32:50,786
Another large one.
375
00:32:57,793 --> 00:33:01,338
- Alright, Bob?
- Fucking no, we're talking.
376
00:33:01,881 --> 00:33:03,340
Sorry, mate.
377
00:33:03,549 --> 00:33:06,427
I'm sick of setting up meets
only for Old Bill to show.
378
00:33:06,635 --> 00:33:11,307
And me! Bob, I swear on my mother's life
I wouldn't grass anyone.
379
00:33:11,515 --> 00:33:12,975
Shut the fuck up!
380
00:33:13,183 --> 00:33:16,562
- We know it ain't you, Gumbo.
- Some fucker, though, innit?
381
00:33:16,770 --> 00:33:18,814
I thought we'd had off all the Bill here.
382
00:33:19,023 --> 00:33:21,859
- (NIK): They're like maggots.
- I'm sick of this.
383
00:33:22,067 --> 00:33:24,028
Three mates were set up last time.
384
00:33:24,236 --> 00:33:28,032
We'll crucify them in court, though.
Their evidence is bollocks, innit?
385
00:33:28,240 --> 00:33:30,367
Geoff Marshall is getting married one Saturday.
386
00:33:30,576 --> 00:33:32,870
They've got him involved in a knifing in Bristol.
387
00:33:33,078 --> 00:33:36,207
He's got a video of the wedding!
388
00:33:36,415 --> 00:33:39,376
Dave Armstrong was set up for a burglary.
389
00:33:39,585 --> 00:33:42,338
He was in police custody at the time!
390
00:33:42,546 --> 00:33:45,799
All the same,
there's Bill or grass or snouts here.
391
00:33:46,008 --> 00:33:49,303
Our job is to smoke them out and snuff them.
392
00:33:49,511 --> 00:33:52,640
- Fucking rip their faces off!
- Yeah, Bob!
393
00:33:53,849 --> 00:33:58,229
(ALL): # We are Shadwell
The Kennel is our place
394
00:33:58,562 --> 00:34:02,900
#Shadwell never, never, never
shall lose face
395
00:34:03,108 --> 00:34:07,446
# Though you hate us
we couldn't give a toss
396
00:34:07,655 --> 00:34:12,159
#Shadwell always, always, always
are the boss
397
00:34:18,374 --> 00:34:20,584
Alright, boys?
398
00:34:22,127 --> 00:34:25,673
Alright? Alright?
399
00:34:27,633 --> 00:34:29,927
Alright?
400
00:34:34,139 --> 00:34:38,477
- Who scored the most goals last year?
- It wasn't you, was it?
401
00:34:44,733 --> 00:34:46,610
Shadwell Army!
402
00:34:46,819 --> 00:34:50,239
- He's got to sort it out.
- We're going down now, aren't we?
403
00:34:50,447 --> 00:34:51,866
(NIK): We need a new striker.
404
00:34:52,074 --> 00:34:58,956
Reckon you're Shadwell? Name
every goalkeeper since World War I.
405
00:34:59,164 --> 00:35:01,458
I can.
406
00:35:04,003 --> 00:35:06,797
Alright, I'll give you something easier.
407
00:35:07,006 --> 00:35:11,760
(TREVOR): What Shadwell player has
the highest number of international caps?
408
00:35:14,597 --> 00:35:18,767
Sorry. Shit-for-brains has had too
Much juice. Won't bother you again.
409
00:35:18,976 --> 00:35:22,146
- What the fuck are you on?
- Alright, Trev?
410
00:35:22,354 --> 00:35:25,107
- Getting a bit boozed up.
- Can't handle his juice.
411
00:35:27,109 --> 00:35:28,444
Ow!
412
00:35:30,237 --> 00:35:32,489
I'll fucking kill him!
413
00:35:38,829 --> 00:35:40,372
Yellow card, John!
414
00:35:42,249 --> 00:35:46,420
I was in there. She fancies me,
Lynda. She's always looking over.
415
00:35:46,629 --> 00:35:49,548
Get in the fucking motor
before you do more damage!
416
00:35:49,757 --> 00:35:52,968
- I'm doing my job!
- Well, don't!
417
00:35:58,682 --> 00:36:02,144
You forget who's in charge.
It's me you take orders from.
418
00:36:02,353 --> 00:36:05,731
Bollocks! You're incapable.
419
00:36:09,944 --> 00:36:14,865
Try looking at yourself in a mirror!
You're a fucking hooligan, John!
420
00:36:18,369 --> 00:36:20,246
You don't scare me, John.
421
00:36:35,302 --> 00:36:40,057
You're off the squad, if for no other
reason than your dangerous driving!
422
00:36:40,266 --> 00:36:42,685
I'll have you in uniform by Monday!
423
00:36:42,893 --> 00:36:45,396
Morning, Trevor.
What's the matter with you two?
424
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:47,648
(JOHN): I'm fine. It's him.
425
00:36:47,857 --> 00:36:50,901
He grasses on me,
throws his weight around in the pub,
426
00:36:51,110 --> 00:36:55,239
blows our cred with Bob and tries
to act the caveman with Lynda!
427
00:36:55,447 --> 00:36:59,118
- What's this about John leaving?
- He's not leaving, I'm sacking him!
428
00:36:59,326 --> 00:37:02,371
- So help me, you...
- You can't do it, Trev.
429
00:37:02,580 --> 00:37:05,833
I can do what I like! I'm the Sergeant!
430
00:37:06,041 --> 00:37:09,712
You can't hack it. Fuck off onto Traffic Control!
431
00:37:11,088 --> 00:37:14,925
Well, that's that, then. It's out of my hands.
432
00:37:15,134 --> 00:37:18,178
I think I'll take a holiday.
433
00:37:47,208 --> 00:37:51,170
- Are you alright?
- How's Trev?
434
00:37:51,378 --> 00:37:54,381
His glasses are broken. He'll live.
435
00:37:55,549 --> 00:37:58,260
Better come out and face it, mate.
436
00:38:22,076 --> 00:38:23,953
I'm sorry, Jonesy.
437
00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:28,707
I'm sorry as well, John.
438
00:38:28,916 --> 00:38:32,378
- I was out of order.
- So was I.
439
00:38:34,630 --> 00:38:39,176
- I don't want you off the squad.
- I realise you have to carry the can.
440
00:38:39,385 --> 00:38:41,762
Trev, you can't pull rank
when you're undercover.
441
00:38:41,971 --> 00:38:46,976
- You're painter-decorators.
- Trevor and John, mates
442
00:38:47,184 --> 00:38:50,062
Mates, like they say.
443
00:38:50,855 --> 00:38:52,857
Right. That's that, then.
444
00:38:53,065 --> 00:38:56,652
Back to civilisation. I need some kip.
445
00:38:57,945 --> 00:39:00,573
- (TREVOR): Tell you what, though, John.
- Trev?
446
00:39:00,781 --> 00:39:05,077
If you hadn't run off,
I would've kicked your head in.
447
00:40:32,122 --> 00:40:35,376
Right, who the fucking hell are you?
448
00:40:35,584 --> 00:40:40,631
- I'm John, and this is Trevor.
- John and Trevor, bollocks!
449
00:40:40,839 --> 00:40:43,842
You're fucking Old Bill, mate.
450
00:40:49,682 --> 00:40:51,517
Say that again.
451
00:40:52,685 --> 00:40:55,938
Gumbo let drop that when we
clumped them Gooners,
452
00:40:56,146 --> 00:40:58,357
your mate gave it the old Starsky and Hutch.
453
00:40:58,566 --> 00:41:01,318
- I said it was a joke.
- Shut up, Gumbo.
454
00:41:01,527 --> 00:41:04,738
Gumbo's right, you nonce.
He was putting the wind up them.
455
00:41:04,947 --> 00:41:09,577
And who's seen making phone calls
on the way to Westley?
456
00:41:09,785 --> 00:41:11,996
Your mate Trevor.
457
00:41:12,204 --> 00:41:17,084
And when we got there,
we got a reception from fucking plod.
458
00:41:17,293 --> 00:41:19,211
He was phoning his mum.
459
00:41:19,420 --> 00:41:22,006
- My mum.
- This house...
460
00:41:22,214 --> 00:41:25,259
This house in Catford
you're supposed to be decorating.
461
00:41:25,467 --> 00:41:28,596
Me and Nick popped round
to take you out for a pint.
462
00:41:28,804 --> 00:41:33,475
- Where the hell were you?
- Doing up the house before.
463
00:41:33,684 --> 00:41:37,855
- That's what I said.
- No, this ain't fucking right.
464
00:41:38,063 --> 00:41:40,733
You turn up out of nowhere.
No one's heard of you.
465
00:41:40,941 --> 00:41:43,444
You got all friendly with everyone
466
00:41:43,652 --> 00:41:47,865
and suddenly there's Bill in the way
every time we arrange a ruck.
467
00:41:48,073 --> 00:41:49,491
What are you saying?
468
00:41:49,700 --> 00:41:52,620
I'm fucking saying, you two-bob wanker,
469
00:41:52,828 --> 00:41:56,207
that you and you are fucking Old Bill!
470
00:41:56,415 --> 00:42:01,170
I don't take that from any runt.
You and me, outside. Now!
471
00:42:06,050 --> 00:42:09,136
I can smell Old Bill. Smell it here, I don't.
472
00:42:09,345 --> 00:42:11,639
He doesn't come over like old Bill, Mark.
473
00:42:11,847 --> 00:42:18,687
- He would have shat himself by now.
- You utter fucking wanker.
474
00:42:37,790 --> 00:42:43,003
John, mate. I'm sorry. I'm just
a bit uptight with the trial coming up.
475
00:42:43,212 --> 00:42:48,008
- What trial?
- You know, my mates the Bill set up.
476
00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:51,554
Bob sorted me out, though.
477
00:42:53,889 --> 00:42:56,642
Can I buy you a pint?
478
00:43:05,985 --> 00:43:10,823
- Ain't my fucking round.
- Come on, Gumbo!
479
00:43:11,031 --> 00:43:13,325
Give it a press, Gum.
480
00:43:20,624 --> 00:43:22,835
- He fucking guessed it!
- No, I know it.
481
00:43:23,043 --> 00:43:27,840
- John! It's your go, mate.
- John, mate. Have a go.
482
00:43:40,352 --> 00:43:44,190
- Go on, mate.
- Go on, John.
483
00:43:52,406 --> 00:43:55,201
Go on, have a guess.
484
00:44:00,122 --> 00:44:04,376
- Oi, that's brand new!
- What's wrong? It's only a game.
485
00:44:04,585 --> 00:44:06,837
- You've told them, you fucking runt!
- No, I ain't.
486
00:44:07,046 --> 00:44:09,256
- Everyone's laughing!
- I'm not laughing.
487
00:44:09,465 --> 00:44:12,635
- (TREVOR): John, I ain't said nothing.
- Ain't my fault.
488
00:44:12,843 --> 00:44:14,929
Loads of people can't read or write.
489
00:44:15,137 --> 00:44:18,349
- I don't expect you to take the piss.
- I ain't, John. Honest.
490
00:44:18,557 --> 00:44:21,852
- (TREVOR): What do you mean?
- He wasn't taking the piss.
491
00:44:22,102 --> 00:44:25,356
Can't read or write? How do you manage?
492
00:44:25,564 --> 00:44:29,318
He does it for me. He reads for me,
I slap people for him. No more though!
493
00:44:29,527 --> 00:44:33,239
That's you and me finished!
494
00:44:33,447 --> 00:44:37,326
Sorry, mate. We'll back you up
when he's chilled out a bit.
495
00:44:37,535 --> 00:44:39,662
Stone me. The poor fucker can't read or write
496
00:44:39,870 --> 00:44:42,206
and here's you accusing him of being Old Bill!
497
00:44:43,249 --> 00:44:44,583
For fuck's sake!
498
00:44:51,257 --> 00:44:54,218
The man done well! I'm impressed.
499
00:45:00,683 --> 00:45:04,603
(SCHOFIELD): Used to be a paint
factory before the firm went bankrupt.
500
00:45:04,812 --> 00:45:08,357
We're going to use it as a filing centre
when you are through.
501
00:45:08,566 --> 00:45:11,944
- This is what I call an office.
- Look what they've left behind.
502
00:45:12,152 --> 00:45:16,323
John and Trev, painter-decorators,
are in business at last.
503
00:45:17,241 --> 00:45:21,620
You'll find your requests for stationery,
ID and the rest on your desks
504
00:45:21,829 --> 00:45:23,998
- Pagers?
- Very funny.
505
00:45:24,206 --> 00:45:26,792
Driving licences, medical cards, UB40s, the lot.
506
00:45:27,001 --> 00:45:30,170
Look, John. Your criminal record.
507
00:45:33,674 --> 00:45:37,011
Truancy, theft, juvenile court,
508
00:45:37,219 --> 00:45:41,182
detention centre, do a runner,
two housebreakings,
509
00:45:41,390 --> 00:45:44,059
assault and affray, then assault on a copper,
510
00:45:44,268 --> 00:45:46,312
suspended sentence, heavy fine.
511
00:45:46,520 --> 00:45:47,897
Don't mess with him.
512
00:45:49,273 --> 00:45:51,734
Fucking right.
513
00:46:19,094 --> 00:46:20,512
Yeah!
514
00:46:47,581 --> 00:46:50,292
Oh, fuck it!
515
00:46:55,089 --> 00:46:56,423
What?
516
00:47:07,685 --> 00:47:09,895
I said "what?"
517
00:47:12,731 --> 00:47:15,526
(MUSIC FROM RADIO)
518
00:47:15,734 --> 00:47:17,069
Fat pig.
519
00:47:20,364 --> 00:47:22,199
If you've got something to fucking say...
520
00:47:22,408 --> 00:47:27,204
"Fuck, fuck, fuck!"
That's all I ever hear from you!
521
00:47:28,747 --> 00:47:33,752
The more you say it, the less able
you are to do it. Now, why is that?
522
00:47:38,632 --> 00:47:40,885
Don't look at me like that. You scare me.
523
00:47:49,059 --> 00:47:51,562
What are you going to do? Beat me up?
524
00:47:51,770 --> 00:47:53,856
What?
525
00:48:07,369 --> 00:48:10,623
Alright, then. Alright.
526
00:49:00,339 --> 00:49:02,758
I can't look at you.
527
00:49:03,968 --> 00:49:07,346
I don't know what's happening to us.
528
00:49:09,473 --> 00:49:11,934
It's not right.
529
00:49:13,143 --> 00:49:20,067
What's got you so upset?
What's wrong with being happy?
530
00:49:21,026 --> 00:49:22,820
(DISCO MUSIC)
531
00:49:55,603 --> 00:49:58,189
We can go up, I tell you.
532
00:49:58,397 --> 00:50:00,983
Nolan wants to buy a couple of decent players.
533
00:50:01,192 --> 00:50:04,028
He can't afford the bus fares,
let alone the players.
534
00:50:04,236 --> 00:50:07,990
No, no, no! You go bargaining
in the lower divisions,
535
00:50:08,199 --> 00:50:10,743
got a couple of likely lads off the YTS.
536
00:50:10,951 --> 00:50:14,455
- I mean, look at Carera.
- Best player we over had.
537
00:50:15,956 --> 00:50:20,294
Think about it, though.
The Dogs in the First Division.
538
00:50:20,502 --> 00:50:24,506
Playing at Anfield, Old Trafford, Highbury...
539
00:50:24,715 --> 00:50:27,468
- In your dreams.
- Fuck off, Charlie Bowers.
540
00:50:27,676 --> 00:50:31,388
- I'm not some creeping wallflower.
- No, you're more like poison ivy.
541
00:50:31,597 --> 00:50:36,143
Get away from this bar, or it's
the Fred Flintstone's for you tonight.
542
00:50:36,352 --> 00:50:41,690
Isn't she lovely? And she's mine. All mine.
543
00:50:41,899 --> 00:50:44,527
The Fred Flintstone's, Ed?
544
00:50:45,653 --> 00:50:48,322
Wilma!
545
00:50:55,454 --> 00:50:58,499
- Having another, John?
- What'll it be, boys?
546
00:50:58,707 --> 00:51:01,252
You should know,
you've been serving us all night.
547
00:51:01,460 --> 00:51:04,755
Whisky, mate. Doubles. Have one yourself.
548
00:51:06,590 --> 00:51:10,678
- There's no need for it, John.
- Of course not, Trev.
549
00:51:15,432 --> 00:51:17,101
Ta.
550
00:51:18,727 --> 00:51:21,063
Here's to it.
551
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:34,451
Marie's looking nice tonight.
552
00:51:43,752 --> 00:51:46,797
Did I tell you Moira's left me?
553
00:51:50,634 --> 00:51:53,429
We should never have sold Carera.
554
00:51:53,637 --> 00:51:56,557
What do you reckon?
A couple more here for appearance's sake,
555
00:51:56,765 --> 00:51:59,268
then I'll drop off Marie
and we'll go down The Rock.
556
00:51:59,476 --> 00:52:02,146
It's Christmas Eve! Shouldn't you and Marie...
557
00:52:02,354 --> 00:52:03,689
Are you up for it?
558
00:52:07,026 --> 00:52:10,112
#Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
559
00:52:10,321 --> 00:52:14,074
# Oh, what fun it is to stay
when Shadwell's on their way
560
00:52:14,283 --> 00:52:17,953
#Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way
561
00:52:18,162 --> 00:52:22,333
# Oh, what fun it is to stay
when Shadwell's on their way
562
00:52:34,887 --> 00:52:37,848
Who did the decorations, then? You?
563
00:52:55,866 --> 00:52:58,327
You're not like the rest.
564
00:53:03,165 --> 00:53:05,584
You can walk me home, if you want.
565
00:53:05,793 --> 00:53:11,006
Lynda. You're lovely, you're really lovely, but...
566
00:53:11,215 --> 00:53:14,802
See what's in your Christmas stocking.
567
00:53:15,010 --> 00:53:18,764
I can't. How can I?
568
00:53:20,558 --> 00:53:23,143
Off you go, then.
Don't waste any more of my time.
569
00:53:23,352 --> 00:53:28,190
This ain't me. I ain't like this.
570
00:53:29,191 --> 00:53:31,652
Are you coming back or what?
571
00:53:33,404 --> 00:53:35,114
Sorry.
572
00:53:54,133 --> 00:53:56,343
Merry Christmas, John.
573
00:54:41,222 --> 00:54:43,682
(MARIE IS CRYING)
574
00:54:58,113 --> 00:55:01,200
(TREVOR): Good Christmas, John?
575
00:55:01,408 --> 00:55:03,744
(JOHN): Will you fuck off!
576
00:55:06,539 --> 00:55:09,333
(CHARLIE): You don't think
Bob's Mr Fix-it, do you?
577
00:55:09,542 --> 00:55:13,212
(EDDIE): Mr Know-it, yeah.
Everyone talks to Bob,
578
00:55:13,420 --> 00:55:18,342
but he couldn't organise his shit
into the pan without someone's help.
579
00:55:18,551 --> 00:55:22,888
My money's on Wynton.
He's always jabbering into his mobile.
580
00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:27,685
What do you think, John?
581
00:55:27,893 --> 00:55:31,730
I think with all this bunny
we're going to miss the cup draw.
582
00:55:34,775 --> 00:55:36,151
About Wynton.
583
00:55:39,530 --> 00:55:43,450
He's deep into something, but there's
nothing that pins the rucks on him.
584
00:55:43,659 --> 00:55:45,828
- He's always on the scene.
- So are we.
585
00:55:48,372 --> 00:55:51,166
What? What did I say?
586
00:55:53,043 --> 00:55:55,754
Pompey vs. Arsenal. Should be tasty.
587
00:55:57,339 --> 00:55:58,924
We've got to got more specific.
588
00:55:59,133 --> 00:56:02,595
We're up to our tits in circumstantial,
But there's nothing to put our targets away.
589
00:56:02,803 --> 00:56:07,099
"Targets", bollocks! These people are our mates.
590
00:56:09,476 --> 00:56:12,730
Of course they are our mates.
591
00:56:12,980 --> 00:56:14,815
I'm having the time of my life.
592
00:56:15,024 --> 00:56:18,527
I don't believe I'm hearing this!
593
00:56:20,946 --> 00:56:23,657
For fuck's sake, we're cops!
594
00:56:23,866 --> 00:56:26,035
(RADIO): ...Shadwell Town.
595
00:56:26,243 --> 00:56:31,498
- Yes!
- Yes, yes, yes!
596
00:57:29,974 --> 00:57:32,101
Come on, you Dogs!
597
00:57:34,520 --> 00:57:37,314
You Wapping wankers!
598
00:57:39,817 --> 00:57:45,906
- Come on, Wapping. Where are you?
- Fucking shitting themselves.
599
00:58:10,681 --> 00:58:12,808
(TREVOR): Stop, stop!
600
00:58:18,314 --> 00:58:21,483
You bloody hooligan!
601
00:58:23,986 --> 00:58:27,156
- (EDDIE): In the chemist!
- (JOHN): You're fucking joking!
602
00:58:35,915 --> 00:58:38,125
(MARTIN): Shut up!
603
00:58:38,334 --> 00:58:39,835
Shut up, you!
604
00:58:40,461 --> 00:58:42,796
John, John! Billy!
605
00:58:43,756 --> 00:58:46,258
Nik! Pass!
606
00:59:01,982 --> 00:59:04,318
Can I help you, gentlemen?
607
00:59:04,527 --> 00:59:08,155
Perhaps your friends have gone away now?
608
00:59:13,410 --> 00:59:16,413
Here you are, mate. Sorry to be of any trouble.
609
00:59:16,622 --> 00:59:19,124
- Sorry, mate.
- Sorry, mate.
610
00:59:19,333 --> 00:59:22,253
- Sorry, mate.
- The lid's over there, mate.
611
00:59:22,461 --> 00:59:23,963
Cheers, mate.
612
00:59:32,972 --> 00:59:34,807
Bottled it!
613
00:59:39,895 --> 00:59:43,649
(ALL): Shadwell Army! Shadwell Army!
614
01:00:09,258 --> 01:00:12,887
What were you going to do
had they come in? Offer them a perm?
615
01:00:13,095 --> 01:00:15,848
Trev, look. Trevor.
616
01:00:16,056 --> 01:00:18,893
Look, Trevor.
617
01:00:22,688 --> 01:00:26,108
- (MARTIN): What happened, Trev?
- I took on a busload of Wappers.
618
01:00:26,317 --> 01:00:29,695
- You never!
- That's right, you fucking never.
619
01:00:29,904 --> 01:00:34,366
Alright? State of you
looks like the fun has already started.
620
01:00:34,575 --> 01:00:37,912
Boys and me are off to the home end
to kick some heads in. You on for it?
621
01:00:38,120 --> 01:00:41,081
- Just you lot?
- You're out of your bin.
622
01:00:41,290 --> 01:00:44,168
Last time we went down there,
one got his throat cut.
623
01:00:44,376 --> 01:00:47,087
- If you ain't got the bottle, fine by me.
- I'll come with you.
624
01:00:47,296 --> 01:00:51,300
- Anyone else?
- Trev. You've been fighting all morning.
625
01:00:51,509 --> 01:00:55,304
Thank fuck some Dogs still have teeth.
626
01:01:28,337 --> 01:01:31,382
Us against this lot? We must be fucking mad.
627
01:01:31,590 --> 01:01:34,009
You'll be alright, mate. Stand by me.
628
01:01:34,218 --> 01:01:36,428
This'll show some fucking Wappers.
629
01:01:45,271 --> 01:01:49,191
# We are Shadwell
The Kennel is our place
630
01:01:49,400 --> 01:01:53,112
# Shadwell never, never, never
shall lose face.
631
01:01:53,320 --> 01:01:56,949
# Though you hate us
we couldn't give a toss.
632
01:02:32,484 --> 01:02:34,653
Let's go, son!
633
01:03:42,847 --> 01:03:46,517
Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army!
634
01:04:02,533 --> 01:04:04,869
(ALL): Yeah!
635
01:04:10,833 --> 01:04:12,793
(WHISTLE)
636
01:05:55,813 --> 01:05:58,232
Where were you this afternoon?
637
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:02,152
I'm sorry, John, mate. I lost my bottle.
638
01:06:03,904 --> 01:06:06,198
It just went.
639
01:06:07,491 --> 01:06:10,077
Couldn't control myself.
640
01:06:11,620 --> 01:06:14,039
I wouldn't have been any use, anyway.
641
01:06:15,624 --> 01:06:18,627
- Sorry.
- Alright.
642
01:06:23,174 --> 01:06:25,801
- Were you up our end?
- Bloody mess.
643
01:06:26,010 --> 01:06:28,637
I could've had 20 officers
for aggravated assault.
644
01:06:28,846 --> 01:06:31,807
- You putting it in your report?
- Yes, I fucking am.
645
01:06:32,016 --> 01:06:35,686
We've done ours. The full gory details.
646
01:06:36,478 --> 01:06:42,693
- You want to go to casualty.
- Nah, I'd rather have the scars.
647
01:06:42,902 --> 01:06:45,863
(CHARLIE): I've got some good stuff from
the surveillance camera at Wapping.
648
01:06:46,071 --> 01:06:49,533
(EDDIE): We reckon we've pinned
one of their top boys.
649
01:06:49,742 --> 01:06:51,327
- Who is it?
- We don't know him.
650
01:06:51,535 --> 01:06:56,540
We thought you might be able to
put a name to the face.
651
01:07:00,336 --> 01:07:03,214
(EDDIE): Who is that runt, John?
652
01:07:03,839 --> 01:07:06,050
No one I know.
653
01:07:29,448 --> 01:07:32,618
"January 28. Wapping."
654
01:07:32,826 --> 01:07:36,080
Everything we've described,
we've seen with our own eyes, sir.
655
01:07:36,288 --> 01:07:38,165
You'd better have.
656
01:07:38,374 --> 01:07:42,002
We've had two undercover
London operations fall apart in court,
657
01:07:42,211 --> 01:07:47,049
and we've had to withdraw prosecutions
in Pentland due to unsafe evidence.
658
01:07:51,095 --> 01:07:54,014
DC Brandon, any problems with your work?
659
01:07:54,223 --> 01:07:55,975
Only those the Old Bill give us.
660
01:07:56,183 --> 01:07:58,561
- I don't quite...
- (TREVOR): John's work has been brilliant.
661
01:07:58,769 --> 01:08:03,274
He dealt with the suspicions of
the targets by telling them he's illiterate.
662
01:08:05,192 --> 01:08:07,486
How did you got through training school?
663
01:08:09,530 --> 01:08:11,031
I don't quite follow.
664
01:08:11,240 --> 01:08:14,618
If you can't read or write,
how did you become a policeman?
665
01:08:15,286 --> 01:08:19,540
Sir, he can read and write.
It's part of his cover.
666
01:08:19,748 --> 01:08:24,169
- I made it up.
- I see.
667
01:08:24,378 --> 01:08:28,340
- I thought we had an illiterate policeman.
- (JOHN): There's a thought...
668
01:08:28,549 --> 01:08:32,178
We were all wondering...
With all the court cases collapsing
669
01:08:32,386 --> 01:08:36,807
and other forces pulling their covert squads out,
670
01:08:37,016 --> 01:08:40,102
are we to continue with our work, sir?
671
01:08:43,647 --> 01:08:46,483
- (ALL): Yes!
- Autumn, lovely.
672
01:08:46,692 --> 01:08:48,277
Could be up with the cream then.
673
01:08:48,485 --> 01:08:50,613
Pan this one out,
and we can stay on another season.
674
01:08:50,821 --> 01:08:53,741
(CHARLIE): Brighton away next bank
holiday. Well make a weekend of it.
675
01:08:53,949 --> 01:08:57,328
Can't fucking go, can I?
Marie's made other plans.
676
01:08:57,536 --> 01:09:01,081
Tell Mart and them. Tell them the kid's sick.
677
01:09:14,929 --> 01:09:19,183
They wouldn't mind if you asked for a transfer.
678
01:09:19,391 --> 01:09:22,311
You've given them blood and sweat.
679
01:09:24,813 --> 01:09:27,858
You could go back into uniform,
they'd make you a sergeant.
680
01:09:28,067 --> 01:09:30,444
Yes!
681
01:09:35,074 --> 01:09:38,452
I have not travelled all this way
to hear about Shadwell Town.
682
01:09:38,661 --> 01:09:40,704
Of course you ain't.
683
01:09:40,913 --> 01:09:43,249
You wouldn't cross the road for me.
684
01:09:43,457 --> 01:09:47,086
What's all this football got to do with you?
685
01:09:48,295 --> 01:09:49,630
John.
686
01:09:51,715 --> 01:09:54,718
- My John.
- Your John?
687
01:09:55,803 --> 01:09:58,848
I ain't your fucking John.
688
01:09:59,807 --> 01:10:01,934
You don't know me at all.
689
01:10:02,142 --> 01:10:08,524
Mend the fuses, fix the car,
Mow the lawn, it's fucking boring.
690
01:10:08,732 --> 01:10:13,571
Do you think that's me? It's all bollocks.
691
01:10:13,779 --> 01:10:18,284
Fucking house, fucking babies. Shit.
692
01:10:21,579 --> 01:10:25,708
- Is that what you really think?
- I'm my John. Me.
693
01:10:25,916 --> 01:10:30,004
- I'm different.
- You don't look different to me, John.
694
01:10:30,212 --> 01:10:32,673
I see it every Saturday night.
695
01:10:32,882 --> 01:10:35,801
Millions of you. Men on the march,
beating each other up.
696
01:10:36,010 --> 01:10:40,055
Show us your tits or a fist in your face.
Is that you?
697
01:10:40,806 --> 01:10:44,935
If there was a war on,
they'd put you in the Army.
698
01:10:46,187 --> 01:10:49,481
There isn't a war, though, John.
699
01:10:50,441 --> 01:10:52,860
What's the matter with you?
700
01:10:54,695 --> 01:10:57,156
When was the last time you looked at my bum?
701
01:10:57,364 --> 01:10:59,408
What?
702
01:10:59,617 --> 01:11:02,453
You don't like me any more do you?
703
01:11:02,661 --> 01:11:06,248
My body... It's what you want.
704
01:11:07,625 --> 01:11:11,921
You don't know my body.
You don't know my mind.
705
01:11:12,129 --> 01:11:14,715
You don't know me.
706
01:11:14,924 --> 01:11:18,844
Every fucking night I sleep with you,
and you know nothing.
707
01:11:19,595 --> 01:11:23,682
Look at me. Six weeks since I've had that done,
708
01:11:23,891 --> 01:11:26,560
and you ain't fucking noticed.
709
01:11:26,769 --> 01:11:30,022
- Where are you going?
- For a fucking drink.
710
01:11:30,231 --> 01:11:33,484
If you don't stop right now, we're through.
711
01:11:33,692 --> 01:11:35,528
I mean it!
712
01:11:36,862 --> 01:11:41,617
When's the last time
you looked at my bum, John?
713
01:11:59,677 --> 01:12:02,888
(LYNDA): We're open again
in six hours. Go home!
714
01:12:06,892 --> 01:12:09,311
- Where did you crawl out from?
- Lynda.
715
01:12:09,520 --> 01:12:13,274
- Have you seen yourself?
- I'm lonely, Lynda.
716
01:12:44,805 --> 01:12:47,224
(CROWD): Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army!
717
01:12:47,433 --> 01:12:50,686
Shadwell Army, Shadwell Army!
718
01:13:38,859 --> 01:13:40,778
Come on!
719
01:13:48,619 --> 01:13:52,790
I don't don't give a fuck
what anyone says. This is living.
720
01:13:52,998 --> 01:13:56,126
I could be artexing a ceiling,
Martin could be fixing motors,
721
01:13:56,335 --> 01:13:59,588
- and Gumbo could be packing pickles!
- Gherkins.
722
01:13:59,797 --> 01:14:02,800
What are we doing instead?
We go to the football!
723
01:14:03,008 --> 01:14:07,054
Lovely jubbly! John, North-East's that way.
724
01:14:07,263 --> 01:14:10,182
No, you don't know, man. It's the next one.
725
01:14:10,391 --> 01:14:14,562
- (NIK): No, John, it's this way.
- No, it's that one back there.
726
01:14:14,770 --> 01:14:20,401
- You fucking turkey!
- Can't you read or something?
727
01:14:20,609 --> 01:14:21,986
(CAR HORN)
728
01:14:22,194 --> 01:14:25,656
Gumbo, if you've farted again
I'll deck you, I swear.
729
01:14:25,865 --> 01:14:28,450
- Never!
- You stink, you arse!
730
01:14:49,847 --> 01:14:52,516
What are you fucking grinning at?
731
01:15:12,661 --> 01:15:15,289
There's no turning back now, lads.
732
01:15:24,089 --> 01:15:28,802
(CROWD JEERING)
733
01:15:31,972 --> 01:15:34,308
Fuck me, what is this?
734
01:15:53,285 --> 01:15:57,998
(CROWD JEERING)
735
01:16:02,628 --> 01:16:04,505
Fucking wanking foreigners. Fucking nobs.
736
01:16:42,793 --> 01:16:46,589
Come round this side,
we'll see how brave you are!
737
01:16:46,881 --> 01:16:48,757
Aargh!
738
01:16:55,806 --> 01:16:58,225
Bastards!
739
01:17:17,703 --> 01:17:20,748
Right, that's it!
740
01:17:27,505 --> 01:17:31,050
What are you doing to stop this?
My mate's nearly had his eye taken out.
741
01:17:31,258 --> 01:17:34,386
Just shut it. Get back
in the cage with the other animals.
742
01:17:34,595 --> 01:17:37,431
They're throwing fucking darts, you twat!
743
01:17:37,640 --> 01:17:40,601
I couldn't give a monkey's fart. Now fuck off!
744
01:17:40,809 --> 01:17:44,939
What's your divisional number and
to what station are you attached?
745
01:17:45,147 --> 01:17:49,610
If you don't fuck off in five seconds,
I'm nicking you.
746
01:17:49,818 --> 01:17:51,529
- You...
- Come on, leave it!
747
01:17:51,737 --> 01:17:55,241
- I'll fucking kill him!
- It's not worth it, he's one of us.
748
01:17:55,449 --> 01:18:01,455
- Belt him and your job's down the pan.
- I don't care. They can shove their job.
749
01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:08,128
- Are you alright, mate?
- Yeah, it was only my head.
750
01:18:08,337 --> 01:18:11,257
- Not worth it, is it, football?
- It's worth it to me.
751
01:18:11,465 --> 01:18:15,302
Shadwell's my life.
Without them I'm nothing, mate.
752
01:18:15,511 --> 01:18:18,764
- Fuck off, you thick runt.
- I'm sorry, John.
753
01:18:33,070 --> 01:18:36,365
(FAN): Come on, you wankers!
I'll have the lot ofyou!
754
01:18:44,039 --> 01:18:46,500
(SHOUTING BETWEEN SUPPORTERS)
755
01:20:42,366 --> 01:20:44,368
There's fucking loads of them, Martin.
756
01:20:47,454 --> 01:20:49,331
Come on, Shadwell! Stand and fight!
757
01:20:49,540 --> 01:20:53,419
I ain't going fucking nowhere John.
758
01:20:54,461 --> 01:20:56,255
Well?
759
01:20:58,340 --> 01:21:00,259
Shadwell!
760
01:21:09,268 --> 01:21:11,312
(POLICE SIRENS)
761
01:21:13,522 --> 01:21:15,107
John, John!
762
01:21:15,316 --> 01:21:18,277
I'm cut. Somebody stabbed me. I'm bleeding!
763
01:21:18,485 --> 01:21:20,529
Come on, we've got to disappear!
764
01:21:27,453 --> 01:21:30,915
Where am I cut? I can't see anything.
765
01:21:31,123 --> 01:21:35,794
- I can't see a thing.
- I'm alright, I'm not hurt.
766
01:21:36,003 --> 01:21:39,882
- Not a scratch on you.
- Fucking Geordies, I piss on them.
767
01:21:44,970 --> 01:21:48,766
- (JOHN): Fucking yes!
- (MARTIN): Yes!
768
01:21:48,974 --> 01:21:53,020
- (MARTIN): Shadwell!
- (JOHN): Wankers!
769
01:22:03,447 --> 01:22:06,617
- Fucking hell, John! No!
- It's alright, Lynda.
770
01:22:06,825 --> 01:22:09,495
It's someone else's blood.
771
01:22:12,248 --> 01:22:16,335
Look at you.
Covered in bruises, like a bad spud.
772
01:22:16,544 --> 01:22:19,964
When Mart pulled me out and I saw
the blood, I thought I was a goner.
773
01:22:20,172 --> 01:22:23,884
I thought: "Fuck me, what a wanky waste!"
774
01:22:24,093 --> 01:22:28,556
We ain't got time. I want a life,
I want kids. Make something.
775
01:22:30,224 --> 01:22:34,311
- Turns out I wasn't even scratched.
- Well, some poor sod was.
776
01:22:34,520 --> 01:22:37,022
Yeah. Goes with the territory, doesn't it?
777
01:22:40,192 --> 01:22:44,154
You said you've got a kid, John. John...
778
01:23:05,968 --> 01:23:07,928
Alright, what?
779
01:23:09,096 --> 01:23:10,514
What?!
780
01:23:12,600 --> 01:23:15,269
Don't shout at us.
781
01:23:15,477 --> 01:23:19,356
I walk in, and it's like
I've got some fucking disease.
782
01:23:19,565 --> 01:23:22,860
What, am I a Gooner, some leper?
783
01:23:23,861 --> 01:23:26,655
What the fuck is it? What's wrong with me?
784
01:23:26,864 --> 01:23:29,116
We have been wondering...
785
01:23:32,828 --> 01:23:34,622
Trevor?
786
01:23:39,251 --> 01:23:41,253
You've gone too far.
787
01:23:43,714 --> 01:23:45,049
What?
788
01:23:45,257 --> 01:23:48,844
Saturday. You know what I'm saying,
you overstepped the mark.
789
01:23:49,053 --> 01:23:51,889
You know where the fucking mark is, do you?
790
01:23:52,097 --> 01:23:53,933
Yeah, I do.
791
01:23:54,141 --> 01:23:56,435
Show me. Here, fucking show me.
792
01:23:56,644 --> 01:23:59,438
- Leave it, John.
- You, shut it!
793
01:24:01,941 --> 01:24:06,278
Give me my marker.
Let me know where I stop.
794
01:24:06,487 --> 01:24:09,031
Is this the place?
795
01:24:11,575 --> 01:24:13,786
Or here?
796
01:24:17,122 --> 01:24:21,627
Surely, this is it. The edge isn't it? Surely.
797
01:24:28,801 --> 01:24:31,929
Tell me when I've touched the bone.
798
01:24:32,137 --> 01:24:35,307
There were video cameras at Tyneburn Market.
799
01:24:39,687 --> 01:24:45,150
- Who's seen them?
- Trev drove up on Sunday night.
800
01:24:45,359 --> 01:24:49,446
Flashed a false warrant, greased a few palms.
801
01:24:49,655 --> 01:24:51,448
Who's seen them?
802
01:24:54,326 --> 01:24:56,871
Some little runt.
Didn't know what he was looking at.
803
01:24:57,079 --> 01:24:59,623
- And us.
- Give.
804
01:24:59,832 --> 01:25:02,501
- Trashed it.
- No.
805
01:25:02,710 --> 01:25:04,920
You wouldn't without me seeing it first.
806
01:25:05,129 --> 01:25:08,132
You can live without it.
807
01:25:08,966 --> 01:25:12,928
I can't remember anything. I swear.
808
01:25:19,894 --> 01:25:22,605
I'm still a fucking human being.
809
01:25:35,826 --> 01:25:37,912
Thanks, Trev.
810
01:25:38,120 --> 01:25:43,000
That's alright, John. You've helped me
out of a few scrapes.
811
01:25:44,293 --> 01:25:48,005
Can't you look at me?
812
01:26:00,851 --> 01:26:03,270
Alright, John, how are you doing?
813
01:26:03,479 --> 01:26:06,899
- John.
- Hey, Mart.
814
01:26:07,107 --> 01:26:08,859
Alright, Trev?
815
01:26:09,068 --> 01:26:13,781
Listen, mate. Word's gone round.
We're top fucking boys, mate.
816
01:26:13,989 --> 01:26:18,118
Oi, Wynton wants a word with you.
817
01:26:41,684 --> 01:26:44,770
Just a few sweeties. Don't mean shit.
818
01:26:45,688 --> 01:26:49,567
Anything you ever want, I'm the man you ask.
819
01:27:15,259 --> 01:27:19,722
This football lark,
the wallop has dropped out of it.
820
01:27:19,930 --> 01:27:22,141
It's never been my scene, really.
821
01:27:22,892 --> 01:27:26,687
England likes a bit of anarchy,
give it a good kick up the arse.
822
01:27:26,896 --> 01:27:29,648
And no one's having any fun any more.
823
01:27:29,857 --> 01:27:33,235
It's all over, all over.
824
01:27:34,653 --> 01:27:38,782
The bootboys'll go back to lurking in
the shit and slime with the BNP.
825
01:27:38,991 --> 01:27:44,747
Everyone else will get fat and bald,
bring their kiddies to the match.
826
01:27:44,955 --> 01:27:48,042
You, though. There's a career for you.
827
01:27:48,250 --> 01:27:50,044
I've got a career.
828
01:27:51,629 --> 01:27:54,507
I don't mean pay the mortgage and die.
829
01:27:55,549 --> 01:27:58,302
Some place where you can use your talents.
830
01:27:59,762 --> 01:28:01,805
You've got something to offer.
831
01:28:02,014 --> 01:28:04,767
I've been watching you a while.
832
01:28:05,768 --> 01:28:10,064
You really want to be a had boy, don't you?
833
01:28:12,149 --> 01:28:16,779
People I know have been
hearing your name, asking about you.
834
01:28:19,114 --> 01:28:21,617
What do you say we go and meet my friends?
835
01:28:21,825 --> 01:28:24,411
I don't see why not.
836
01:28:53,732 --> 01:28:55,901
(TREVOR): No!
837
01:28:56,110 --> 01:29:01,407
So some other crew's fucked up.
Why have we got to carry the can?
838
01:29:01,615 --> 01:29:03,784
Yes, I bloody am!
839
01:29:06,161 --> 01:29:08,330
What's that got to do with us?
840
01:29:09,915 --> 01:29:12,376
What do you expect?
841
01:29:13,794 --> 01:29:16,005
The Wapping squad's been blown out of court.
842
01:29:16,213 --> 01:29:18,090
The Yard want to look at our evidence.
843
01:29:18,299 --> 01:29:19,717
They can't!
844
01:29:19,925 --> 01:29:23,929
I just spent a night in a room with
five of the country's most wanted!
845
01:29:24,138 --> 01:29:27,433
Same as the last Shadwell squad.
They made the whole thing up.
846
01:29:27,641 --> 01:29:29,727
The football's nothing. Don't you see?
847
01:29:29,935 --> 01:29:31,812
Same as Southsea, Mid City...
848
01:29:32,021 --> 01:29:34,690
I'm getting Armalites in one ear
and crack in the other.
849
01:29:34,899 --> 01:29:36,317
Fucking wankers.
850
01:29:36,525 --> 01:29:40,571
We've been blind. Rucks are just
a sideshow. There's no conspiracy.
851
01:29:40,779 --> 01:29:43,866
They're handing everything over
to the Police Complaints Authority.
852
01:29:44,074 --> 01:29:47,036
- That's fucking private!
- If it's in here, they own it.
853
01:29:47,244 --> 01:29:51,207
- Can't help you, John.
- This ain't the Rock crowd, it's villains!
854
01:29:51,415 --> 01:29:55,002
The criminals
the taxpayers are paying us to catch!
855
01:29:55,211 --> 01:29:58,756
Speaking of the taxpayers, you've got
to hand in your expenses today.
856
01:29:58,964 --> 01:30:01,425
Then everything's null and void.
857
01:30:01,634 --> 01:30:03,135
Be fucking careful!
858
01:30:03,344 --> 01:30:06,138
What's wrong with this?
We'll soon be back in business.
859
01:30:06,347 --> 01:30:08,682
- Everything we've written is kosher!
- (TREVOR): Yeah.
860
01:30:08,891 --> 01:30:11,310
And half of what we've written
is against the Bill.
861
01:30:11,519 --> 01:30:13,521
It'll go down a treat in the current climate.
862
01:30:14,563 --> 01:30:16,440
Have you got your expenses?
863
01:30:16,649 --> 01:30:20,945
The Police Complaints Authority have
sifted your evidence with a toothcomb,
864
01:30:21,153 --> 01:30:25,658
and don't have a single serious query
about your work.
865
01:30:25,866 --> 01:30:28,369
You are all to be commended.
866
01:30:28,577 --> 01:30:32,832
Whether the work achieves
its original goals is another question.
867
01:30:33,040 --> 01:30:37,127
A question which
some have raised rather loudly.
868
01:30:37,336 --> 01:30:39,839
The operation is being terminated forthwith.
869
01:30:40,047 --> 01:30:42,716
No arrests or charges will be made.
870
01:30:42,925 --> 01:30:48,013
I've got tickets for the Oldham game.
If we win, we'll get promoted.
871
01:30:48,222 --> 01:30:51,433
You are never to set foot
in Shadwell Town Football Club again.
872
01:30:51,642 --> 01:30:54,937
You are not to frequent the pubs
you've been using,
873
01:30:55,145 --> 01:30:59,567
and you will not make contact
with your targets for any purpose.
874
01:31:00,901 --> 01:31:04,029
You will receive two weeks' paid leave.
875
01:31:04,238 --> 01:31:08,742
When you report back for duty, you
Will each do a stint of community beat
876
01:31:08,951 --> 01:31:10,744
in your respective divisions.
877
01:31:10,953 --> 01:31:13,539
But, sir. Mine and John's division is Shadwell.
878
01:31:13,747 --> 01:31:18,502
If any of our targets see us in uniform,
we're fucking dead. Sir.
879
01:31:18,711 --> 01:31:22,423
I know. This is a terrible shock for you,
880
01:31:22,631 --> 01:31:25,467
but I expect you to behave like policemen.
881
01:31:25,676 --> 01:31:29,388
If we did that, we'd be booting in
Your fucking head by now.
882
01:31:29,597 --> 01:31:34,560
Bollocks! Fucking arsehole!
What are you looking at?
883
01:31:35,728 --> 01:31:38,230
- How are you doing, Charlie?
- Have you got a month?
884
01:31:38,439 --> 01:31:40,441
Your evidence went down a treat with our fellas.
885
01:31:40,649 --> 01:31:43,819
What's the Licensing Department
doing with our evidence?
886
01:31:44,028 --> 01:31:46,071
We've been after The Rock for years.
887
01:31:46,280 --> 01:31:51,035
Late hours, illegal gaming,
dangerous weapons, drugs,..
888
01:31:51,243 --> 01:31:53,287
Lovely work, lads.
889
01:31:57,416 --> 01:31:59,502
No more Rock!
890
01:32:04,173 --> 01:32:06,592
(JOHN): No more Bob.
891
01:32:09,303 --> 01:32:12,848
No more Nik and Martin.
892
01:32:15,559 --> 01:32:18,521
No more Gumbo.
893
01:32:18,729 --> 01:32:21,899
Fucking love you, Gumbo.
894
01:32:25,069 --> 01:32:27,863
No more Shadwell.
895
01:32:28,072 --> 01:32:31,325
That's it, mate. Gone.
896
01:32:33,285 --> 01:32:38,666
(CHARLIE): It might be gone,
but at least we had it.
897
01:32:40,459 --> 01:32:42,670
The Dogs,
898
01:32:43,462 --> 01:32:45,673
- (EDDIE): The Dogs,
- (TREVOR): The Dogs,
899
01:32:56,141 --> 01:33:00,271
Come on, John. Help us see the office off.
900
01:33:03,065 --> 01:33:08,529
That tape of me at Tyneburn. What happened?
901
01:33:09,905 --> 01:33:15,953
John, this is history. You've got to let it go.
902
01:33:19,623 --> 01:33:22,376
I was a top boy, Charlie.
903
01:33:22,585 --> 01:33:25,963
I am fucking sick of this.
904
01:33:27,840 --> 01:33:31,468
John, you're not a top boy.
905
01:33:33,554 --> 01:33:37,516
You're fucking Bill, that's all. You're nothing.
906
01:33:39,935 --> 01:33:44,690
Don't look at me like that. I know that look.
907
01:33:44,899 --> 01:33:48,068
It's how you look
when you're about to deck some runt.
908
01:33:50,029 --> 01:33:52,031
- Come on, then.
- Don't be silly, Trev.
909
01:33:52,239 --> 01:33:57,953
No. Fucking come on.
I've had enough of this sulky runt.
910
01:33:59,205 --> 01:34:03,083
Do you want to slap me? So, fucking hit me.
911
01:34:04,585 --> 01:34:08,088
There. Go on.
912
01:34:08,297 --> 01:34:10,799
Just there.
913
01:34:11,008 --> 01:34:12,968
Learn something, did you?
914
01:34:21,519 --> 01:34:23,979
(CHARLIE): Come on, you tosser!
915
01:34:24,188 --> 01:34:27,233
(JOHN): I don't know none of you.
916
01:34:50,297 --> 01:34:52,758
Darling, it's so good to see you.
917
01:34:53,801 --> 01:34:58,138
You fucker! Bastard! You fucking bastard!
918
01:34:58,347 --> 01:35:02,852
You fucker! You bastard!
919
01:35:03,602 --> 01:35:05,354
What have I done?
920
01:35:05,563 --> 01:35:09,525
You know what you've done!
You closed down The Rock!
921
01:35:09,733 --> 01:35:13,279
- I don't got it!
- You fucking arsehole plod.
922
01:35:13,487 --> 01:35:15,865
I should turn you over to Bob.
923
01:35:30,462 --> 01:35:33,382
I didn't know you smoked.
924
01:35:35,384 --> 01:35:40,181
- How long have you known?
- You fig tosser!
925
01:35:40,389 --> 01:35:43,976
I clocked you the first time
you walked through the door.
926
01:35:44,185 --> 01:35:46,395
Does Bob know?
927
01:35:46,604 --> 01:35:49,106
He can't see further than the end of his nose.
928
01:35:49,315 --> 01:35:52,109
It's me that gives him the nod
when you lot are around.
929
01:35:52,318 --> 01:35:54,778
I nearly did when Trevor was mauling me.
930
01:35:54,987 --> 01:35:57,531
Bob would have killed him.
931
01:36:01,076 --> 01:36:03,996
What now? With us?
932
01:36:05,414 --> 01:36:08,667
You're joking. Look at the state of you.
You're not much of a catch.
933
01:36:11,420 --> 01:36:16,634
I got off on the danger. Can't you see that?
934
01:36:19,094 --> 01:36:21,805
Crystal.
935
01:36:22,014 --> 01:36:25,809
Now do me a favour and fuck off out of my life.
936
01:36:26,018 --> 01:36:28,187
Don't slam the door after.
937
01:36:56,423 --> 01:36:59,009
- You've got to be joking!
- Is she in?
938
01:36:59,218 --> 01:37:02,179
- Go before you got hurt.
- I just want to talk to her!
939
01:37:02,388 --> 01:37:04,139
- I'm counting to three.
- (MARIE): Dad?
940
01:37:04,348 --> 01:37:06,433
It's alright, darling. Leave it to us.
941
01:37:06,642 --> 01:37:08,185
(JOHN): Marie! Marie!
942
01:37:08,394 --> 01:37:10,187
You've been warned. I'm getting the dogs.
943
01:37:10,396 --> 01:37:13,858
- I just want to talk to you!
- John, you're making it worse.
944
01:37:14,066 --> 01:37:17,570
You transferred without telling me.
What am I supposed to do?
945
01:37:17,778 --> 01:37:20,656
Please don't do this to me, John.
946
01:37:24,618 --> 01:37:26,954
(JOHN): Fuck off, then!
947
01:37:27,163 --> 01:37:31,333
See if I give a fuck.
Your fucking house... Fuck it!
948
01:37:31,542 --> 01:37:38,048
You know what you are, don't you?
The worst fucking fuck I ever had.
949
01:37:38,257 --> 01:37:42,428
Find some posh fuck who can't got it up!
950
01:37:42,636 --> 01:37:46,515
Marry him and have dopey fucking kids!
951
01:37:46,724 --> 01:37:53,439
Here's a promise. When I have kids,
I'll teach them to hate you.
952
01:37:53,647 --> 01:37:56,483
All of you!
953
01:37:56,692 --> 01:38:02,990
My kids will fucking come round here
and eat yours!
954
01:38:07,411 --> 01:38:09,997
I do love you, though.
955
01:38:11,499 --> 01:38:13,501
Honest.
956
01:41:15,933 --> 01:41:20,396
(RADIO): Shadwell Town are promoted
to the First Division for the first time.
957
01:41:20,604 --> 01:41:24,692
The players are engulfed in
emotional scenes that six weeks ago
958
01:41:24,900 --> 01:41:26,318
hardly seemed possible.
959
01:41:26,527 --> 01:41:30,781
Everyone at the club is stunned by
that fatal stabbing at Tyneburn,
960
01:41:30,990 --> 01:41:35,411
but that's all forgotten now on
a historic day for the East London club.
961
01:41:35,619 --> 01:41:39,540
The goal that made it all possible came
15 minutes into a tense second half.
962
01:41:39,748 --> 01:41:42,334
Inevitably, it was Gerry Edwards
who did the damage,
963
01:41:42,543 --> 01:41:45,129
bundling home after good work
on the left by Walton.
964
01:41:45,337 --> 01:41:46,672
Not a great game...
965
01:41:48,507 --> 01:41:51,969
The boy's a bit backward. He's
pleading not guilty against my advice.
966
01:41:52,178 --> 01:41:54,638
Perhaps a little token interrogation
Will change his mind.
967
01:41:54,847 --> 01:41:57,016
I don't know anything about this case.
968
01:41:57,224 --> 01:42:00,644
- I've been sent here as a cover.
- I know. CID thinks it's below them.
969
01:42:00,853 --> 01:42:05,274
Oh, terrific(!) I'm cleaning the toilets out next.
970
01:42:05,482 --> 01:42:08,235
I'm supposed to be a sergeant.
971
01:42:08,444 --> 01:42:11,947
Five minutes, I'll see what I can do.
What's he done, anyhow?
972
01:42:12,156 --> 01:42:16,160
He's stolen a jar of pickles
from the factory where he works.
973
01:42:20,789 --> 01:42:23,501
Oh, fuck me! No!
974
01:42:23,709 --> 01:42:26,295
Trev, what are you doing here?
975
01:42:31,258 --> 01:42:34,053
Hello, Gumbo. How are you doing?
976
01:42:34,261 --> 01:42:37,014
Trev, I don't get it. What's going on?
977
01:42:37,890 --> 01:42:44,021
- I'm a policeman, Gumbo.
- No, you fucking hate Old Bill.
978
01:42:44,230 --> 01:42:48,275
- Gumbo, I am Old Bill.
- Fuck me, no!
979
01:42:52,780 --> 01:42:55,908
You wait 'til John hears about this.
He'll go fucking spare.
980
01:43:01,163 --> 01:43:04,959
(THUGS): White, white, white is right
kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight
981
01:43:05,167 --> 01:43:09,213
White, white, white is right
kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight
982
01:43:09,421 --> 01:43:12,967
White, white, white is right
kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight
983
01:43:13,175 --> 01:43:17,221
White, white, white is right
kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight
984
01:43:17,429 --> 01:43:21,475
White, white, white is right
kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight
985
01:43:21,684 --> 01:43:26,146
White, white, white is right
kick 'em out and fight, fight, fight
986
01:43:35,364 --> 01:43:37,449
John, you arsehole!
987
01:43:38,367 --> 01:43:40,786
What the fuck are you doing, John?!
988
01:43:40,995 --> 01:43:46,250
You twat! You never learn. I'm on the job.
989
01:43:46,458 --> 01:43:49,920
Now fuck off before you got me killed!
990
01:44:05,186 --> 01:44:08,856
Sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil...
991
01:44:10,608 --> 01:44:13,819
Sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil,
992
01:44:14,028 --> 01:44:16,572
sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil,
993
01:44:16,780 --> 01:44:19,617
sieg heil, sieg heil, sieg heil...
81285
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