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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:18,724 --> 00:00:23,454 [romantic string orchestra music plays] 4 00:00:23,478 --> 00:00:26,481 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:35,490 --> 00:00:39,971 [light Latin guitar music plays] 6 00:00:39,995 --> 00:00:42,998 ♪ ♪ 7 00:00:57,805 --> 00:01:02,141 [indistinct chanting] 8 00:01:17,490 --> 00:01:21,745 [cell phone beeps] 9 00:01:24,580 --> 00:01:29,395 - HERE IS ALL THE REST OF THE INFORMATION. 10 00:01:29,419 --> 00:01:31,563 MY INFORMATION IS ON THERE. 11 00:01:31,587 --> 00:01:33,190 GREAT MEETING YOU. 12 00:01:33,214 --> 00:01:34,566 TALK TO YOU TOMORROW. - TALK TO YOU SOON. 13 00:01:34,590 --> 00:01:35,884 - BYE. 14 00:01:41,932 --> 00:01:46,203 [shrieks] COME ON. 15 00:01:46,227 --> 00:01:47,538 I HAVE TO LOCK UP. 16 00:01:47,562 --> 00:01:48,832 - AH! 17 00:01:48,856 --> 00:01:51,001 HI-MY-MY-MY-MY. - MMM. 18 00:01:51,025 --> 00:01:53,460 - AND WHAT ARE WE WEARING TODAY? 19 00:01:53,484 --> 00:01:56,047 - YOU GOTTA DRESS TO IMPRESS! 20 00:01:56,071 --> 00:01:59,216 BUT IF I COULD GET THE FUCKING HOUSE SOLD, 21 00:01:59,240 --> 00:02:00,885 I'D BE THE DIVA WEARING PRADA. 22 00:02:00,909 --> 00:02:02,679 - OH, RIGHT, LIKE YOU REALLY NEED THE MONEY. 23 00:02:02,703 --> 00:02:04,388 AND WE KNOW WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY. 24 00:02:04,412 --> 00:02:05,724 - YEAH, HOT CHICKS. WHAT ABOUT BRANDON? 25 00:02:05,748 --> 00:02:08,559 - OH, ACTUALLY THINGS ARE GETTING QUITE GOOD WITH US. 26 00:02:08,583 --> 00:02:10,854 - BRANDON... I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU SEE IN THAT DUDE. 27 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:14,565 TRUST FUND BABY. 28 00:02:14,589 --> 00:02:18,610 BUT HEY, IF HE PUTS THE CHERRY ON YOUR ICE CREAM, IT'S ALL GOOD. 29 00:02:18,634 --> 00:02:19,611 I HEARD, UH... 30 00:02:19,635 --> 00:02:21,823 FRANKIE'S DOG DIED. - UH, YEAH. 31 00:02:21,847 --> 00:02:24,575 WE HAD A FUNERAL. 32 00:02:24,599 --> 00:02:27,244 [chuckles] POOR DAD. 33 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:30,622 - DO YOU WANT TO GET SOME LUNCH? - I CAN'T. 34 00:02:30,646 --> 00:02:33,232 UM, ACTUALLY, I'M GOING TO GO SURPRISE BRANDON. 35 00:02:33,483 --> 00:02:35,944 - BYE, SWEETIE. 36 00:02:37,653 --> 00:02:40,573 - BYE. 37 00:02:44,243 --> 00:02:48,414 OH, YOU BASTARD! 38 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:50,666 [tires squeal] I AM SO DONE WITH HIM. 39 00:02:56,255 --> 00:03:00,235 [romantic piano music plays] 40 00:03:00,259 --> 00:03:03,238 ♪ ♪ 41 00:03:03,262 --> 00:03:07,935 - IS THAT WHAT HE SAID? OH, MY GOSH. 42 00:03:22,323 --> 00:03:26,553 [soul music plays] 43 00:03:26,577 --> 00:03:29,556 ♪ ♪ 44 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:33,435 - I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND I SENT YOU THAT OLD PICTURE.I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LOSE A FEW POUNDS. 45 00:03:33,459 --> 00:03:35,562 BUT I JUST LOVE BARBECUE, DON'T YOU? 46 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:39,109 WANT SOME? 47 00:03:39,133 --> 00:03:41,093 [laughing] 48 00:03:41,592 --> 00:03:44,179 [Shine on Harvest Moon plays] 49 00:03:46,264 --> 00:03:49,243 ♪ ♪ 50 00:03:49,267 --> 00:03:50,745 - [gulps] 51 00:03:50,769 --> 00:03:53,957 I HOPE MY AGE IS NOT GOING TO BE A PROBLEM. 52 00:03:53,981 --> 00:03:57,168 - YOU DO LOOK A LITTLE OLDER THAN YOUR PICTURE. 53 00:03:57,192 --> 00:03:59,045 - WELL, YOU SAID YOU LIKED TO HAVE FUN. 54 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:01,463 AND I LOVE TO HAVE FUN. 55 00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:03,549 - OH. 56 00:04:03,573 --> 00:04:05,300 - I LOVE TO CUDDLE. - [chuckles] 57 00:04:05,324 --> 00:04:08,679 - ANYHOW, I'M REALLY, REALLY GOOD 58 00:04:08,703 --> 00:04:12,224 AT FINDING CLOTHES TO FIT PEOPLE. 59 00:04:12,248 --> 00:04:14,185 SO I WAS LIKE, "WHAT ARE YOU? A SIZE 29?" 60 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:16,728 OH, SHIT. THE BITCH IS A 30. 61 00:04:16,752 --> 00:04:19,190 DAMN! MOTHERFUCKER'S BIG! 62 00:04:19,214 --> 00:04:22,193 WHAT'S UP, MAN. YOU GAY? 63 00:04:22,217 --> 00:04:25,571 - SO I GO TO THE CABINET, AND I OPEN THE DOOR. 64 00:04:25,595 --> 00:04:28,908 [shrieks]DIOS MIO! 65 00:04:28,932 --> 00:04:30,994 THERE IS THIS HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE, 66 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:33,079 HORRIBLE LITTLE COCKROACH RUNNING, RUNNING, 67 00:04:33,103 --> 00:04:35,289 RUNNING TO THE LEFT. 68 00:04:35,313 --> 00:04:36,373 BECAUSE THESE ARE HORRIBLE, 69 00:04:36,397 --> 00:04:38,126 HORRIBLE LITTLE ANIMALS! 70 00:04:38,150 --> 00:04:42,379 I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, I GET GOOSEBUMPS ALL OVER. 71 00:04:42,403 --> 00:04:45,842 I MEAN, MY... BUT IT'S STILL HORRIBLE! 72 00:04:45,866 --> 00:04:48,409 OH, MY GOD! WHOA! WHOA! 73 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:55,852 - HAVE YOU DONE THIS A LOT? 74 00:04:55,876 --> 00:04:57,603 - NO. 75 00:04:57,627 --> 00:04:58,729 UH, WELL... - [chuckling] 76 00:04:58,753 --> 00:05:01,315 - LISTEN TO ME. HEY! 77 00:05:01,339 --> 00:05:03,358 WILL YOU JUST... WILL YOU JUST... 78 00:05:03,382 --> 00:05:04,485 WILL YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME? 79 00:05:04,509 --> 00:05:06,361 HEY, I JUST... I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I... 80 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:07,947 STOP. WAIT. WILL YOU JUST PLEASE... OKAY? 81 00:05:07,971 --> 00:05:10,407 LISTEN TO ME FOR ONE SECOND. 82 00:05:10,431 --> 00:05:12,451 ALL RIGHT, I'M GOING TO EXPLAIN THE WHOLE THING, I SWEAR. 83 00:05:12,475 --> 00:05:14,369 - OH, YEAH, LIKE I SHOULD SUSPEND ALL MY COMMON SENSE. 84 00:05:14,393 --> 00:05:17,874 - NO. - I SAW IT. 85 00:05:17,898 --> 00:05:20,168 YOUR HANDS WERE ON HER ASS. 86 00:05:20,192 --> 00:05:22,003 - IT WASN'T ANYTHING, OKAY? 87 00:05:22,027 --> 00:05:24,338 BABY, LOOK AT ME. 88 00:05:24,362 --> 00:05:25,506 IT'S ME, OKAY? BRANDON. 89 00:05:25,530 --> 00:05:27,967 NOTHING HAPPENED. 90 00:05:27,991 --> 00:05:30,053 I SWEAR IT WAS TOTALLY INNOCENT, OKAY? 91 00:05:30,077 --> 00:05:32,387 I JUST PROMISED HER... - PROMISES? 92 00:05:32,411 --> 00:05:33,639 DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT PROMISES. 93 00:05:33,663 --> 00:05:35,724 I THINK IT'S BEST IF YOU JUST LEAVE NOW. 94 00:05:35,748 --> 00:05:37,894 - NO. NO. OKAY? YOU'RE BEING SILLY. 95 00:05:37,918 --> 00:05:39,938 NOW WHY DON'T WE JUST GO... - GET OUT. 96 00:05:39,962 --> 00:05:41,813 - ALL RIGHT. 97 00:05:41,837 --> 00:05:43,149 NOW YOU'RE JUST RIDICULOUS. - I SAID GET OUT. 98 00:05:43,173 --> 00:05:44,984 - WE'RE GOING TO GO UPSTAIRS, 99 00:05:45,008 --> 00:05:46,527 WE'RE GOING TO PUT ON A LITTLE MUSIC. 100 00:05:46,551 --> 00:05:47,694 - PHOEBE! - [in distance] HIYAH! 101 00:05:47,718 --> 00:05:50,240 [koto music plays] 102 00:05:50,264 --> 00:05:52,824 [gong resonates] 103 00:05:52,848 --> 00:05:53,952 - [groans] BITCH! 104 00:05:53,976 --> 00:05:56,519 [door slams] 105 00:05:57,562 --> 00:06:01,732 [phone rings] 106 00:06:03,151 --> 00:06:04,610 - HEY. - WHAT IS IT, CHRIS? 107 00:06:07,655 --> 00:06:09,675 I'VE GOT TO GET THIS THING DONE. 108 00:06:09,699 --> 00:06:11,052 IT'S THE END OF THE QUARTER. 109 00:06:11,076 --> 00:06:12,553 - WE'VE ALREADY EXCEEDED THIS QUARTER'S EXPECTATIONS. 110 00:06:12,577 --> 00:06:14,889 - AND YOUR POINT IS? 111 00:06:14,913 --> 00:06:18,893 - COME ON, WE SHOULD BE MAKING MOVES TONIGHT.- MAKING MOVES? - COME ON. 112 00:06:18,917 --> 00:06:21,728 YOU REALLY NEED TO GET OUT. MAYBE KENNER'S RIGHT. 113 00:06:21,752 --> 00:06:23,898 YOU DO NEED PROFESSIONAL HELP. 114 00:06:23,922 --> 00:06:25,691 - I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, OKAY? 115 00:06:25,715 --> 00:06:28,402 [burlesque music plays] 116 00:06:28,426 --> 00:06:31,429 ♪ ♪ 117 00:06:40,355 --> 00:06:45,003 OKAY, WHAT TIME ARE WE MAKING MOVES? 118 00:06:45,027 --> 00:06:47,213 - I'LL CALL YOU LATER. 119 00:06:47,237 --> 00:06:48,463 BUT PICK UP YOURSELF, FOR GOD'S SAKES. 120 00:06:48,487 --> 00:06:50,549 YOU REALLY NEED A NEW ONE. 121 00:06:50,573 --> 00:06:51,717 YOU NEED TO... ♪ UPGRADE ♪ 122 00:06:51,741 --> 00:06:53,219 ♪ UPGRADE, UPGRADE ♪ 123 00:06:53,243 --> 00:06:56,222 ♪ UPGRADE ♪ [hangs up phone] 124 00:06:56,246 --> 00:06:58,390 SERIOUSLY, UPGRADE YOUR PHONE. 125 00:06:58,414 --> 00:07:01,500 - JEEZ. 126 00:07:08,758 --> 00:07:13,239 - WHAT'S UP, CHRIS? - HEY. 127 00:07:13,263 --> 00:07:16,575 SHHHH! 128 00:07:16,599 --> 00:07:18,036 - HEY, WHAT'S UP, CHRIS? 129 00:07:18,060 --> 00:07:19,411 - HEY, SWEET CANDY. 130 00:07:19,435 --> 00:07:24,042 - NO, PLAYER, YOU'RE GOOD. YOU'RE WITH CHRIS. 131 00:07:24,066 --> 00:07:27,211 - PINK, MMM. 132 00:07:27,235 --> 00:07:28,212 [rap music plays] 133 00:07:28,236 --> 00:07:31,239 ♪ ♪ 134 00:07:37,787 --> 00:07:39,247 - LOOKS LIKE ROXY OVER THERE. 135 00:07:42,292 --> 00:07:44,187 - NO, THAT'S DELICIOUS. 136 00:07:44,211 --> 00:07:45,920 AND MY NAME IS CELEBRITY. 137 00:07:46,837 --> 00:07:48,340 - OH, MY GOD. 138 00:07:51,009 --> 00:07:53,445 YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. 139 00:07:53,469 --> 00:07:54,821 YOU'RE AMAZING. 140 00:07:54,845 --> 00:07:57,241 OKAY, I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY. 141 00:07:57,265 --> 00:07:59,660 - IT'S OKAY, HONEY. JUST RELAX. 142 00:07:59,684 --> 00:08:02,645 - [whimpering] 143 00:08:04,356 --> 00:08:05,648 - WHAT'S YOUR NAME? - DALEON. 144 00:08:08,943 --> 00:08:11,546 - WHAT DO YOU DO? - I'M IN INVESTMENTS. 145 00:08:11,570 --> 00:08:13,882 - OH, MY GOD, THAT'S GREAT! 146 00:08:13,906 --> 00:08:15,259 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR SOMEBODY WHO COULD HELP 147 00:08:15,283 --> 00:08:16,427 WITH MY RETIREMENT PLANS. 148 00:08:16,451 --> 00:08:17,761 THIS PLACE DOESN'T OFFER A 401(k). 149 00:08:17,785 --> 00:08:19,870 - [groaning] 150 00:08:26,294 --> 00:08:30,565 [gospel music plays] 151 00:08:30,589 --> 00:08:33,568 - ♪ YOU ARE WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 152 00:08:33,592 --> 00:08:36,905 - ♪ SAID HE'S WORTHY THIS EVENING ♪ 153 00:08:36,929 --> 00:08:38,573 - ♪ YOU ARE WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 154 00:08:38,597 --> 00:08:39,908 - [scat singing] 155 00:08:39,932 --> 00:08:43,162 - ♪ WORTHY ♪ 156 00:08:43,186 --> 00:08:44,538 - ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW THIS EVENING ♪ 157 00:08:44,562 --> 00:08:45,872 - ♪ WORTHY ♪ - ♪ IF YOU BELIEVE IT ♪ 158 00:08:45,896 --> 00:08:46,999 ♪ THIS EVENING ♪ - ♪ WORTHY ♪ 159 00:08:47,023 --> 00:08:49,377 - ♪ EE-EE-EE ♪ - ♪ WORTHY ♪ 160 00:08:49,401 --> 00:08:52,004 ♪ YOU ARE WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 161 00:08:52,028 --> 00:08:55,882 - COME ON, Y'ALL. - ♪ WORTHY ♪ 162 00:08:55,906 --> 00:08:57,843 - ♪ COME ON, SOMEBODY HELP ME THIS EVENING ♪ 163 00:08:57,867 --> 00:08:59,387 - ♪ WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 164 00:08:59,411 --> 00:09:00,512 - ♪ SAID HE'S WORTHY ♪ 165 00:09:00,536 --> 00:09:01,555 - ♪ WORTHY ♪ 166 00:09:01,579 --> 00:09:02,556 - ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 167 00:09:02,580 --> 00:09:03,724 - ♪ WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 168 00:09:03,748 --> 00:09:05,559 ♪ WORTHY ♪ - ♪ LET ME HEAR YOU SAY YEAH ♪ 169 00:09:05,583 --> 00:09:07,519 ♪ IF HE WOKE YOU UP EARLY THIS MORNING ♪ 170 00:09:07,543 --> 00:09:09,730 - ♪ WORTHY ♪ - ♪ GET IT, WHOO! ♪ 171 00:09:09,754 --> 00:09:12,442 - ♪ WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 172 00:09:12,466 --> 00:09:14,609 - [high pitched] ♪ YEAH ♪ 173 00:09:14,633 --> 00:09:19,198 - ♪ GLORY ♪ - ♪ SAID HE IS MY LAMB ♪ 174 00:09:19,222 --> 00:09:20,949 - YES, SIR, LORD! 175 00:09:20,973 --> 00:09:23,369 - ♪ NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH ♪ 176 00:09:23,393 --> 00:09:25,704 ♪ ALL YOU GOTTA KNOW IS THAT HE IS ♪ 177 00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:27,897 - ♪ WORTHY TO BE PRAISED ♪ 178 00:09:28,190 --> 00:09:32,378 - ♪ HALLELUJAH ♪ 179 00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:35,465 - ♪ YES HE IS! YES HE IS! ♪ 180 00:09:35,489 --> 00:09:37,966 - HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! 181 00:09:37,990 --> 00:09:40,386 - YES HE IS! SAID HE'S WORTHY! 182 00:09:40,410 --> 00:09:43,181 SOMEBODY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 183 00:09:43,205 --> 00:09:45,141 I SAID HE'S WORTHY! 184 00:09:45,165 --> 00:09:46,641 IF YOU KNOW HE'S WORTHY, 185 00:09:46,665 --> 00:09:48,394 SOMEBODY SAY HALLELUJAH! 186 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:49,644 - HALLELUJAH! 187 00:09:49,668 --> 00:09:52,273 - SOMEBODY KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? 188 00:09:52,297 --> 00:09:53,648 SAID HE'S WORTHY! 189 00:09:53,672 --> 00:09:56,277 ♪ YES HE IS ♪ 190 00:09:56,301 --> 00:09:58,553 ♪ WHOA, LORD ♪ 191 00:09:59,762 --> 00:10:01,365 - WHY DON'T YOU JOIN US FOR SOME DINNER, SON? 192 00:10:01,389 --> 00:10:04,618 - UH, NO, I GOT TO CATCH UP ON SOME WORK. 193 00:10:04,642 --> 00:10:06,537 UH... I HAVE A MEETING. 194 00:10:06,561 --> 00:10:09,373 - A MEETING? BUT IT'S SUNDAY. 195 00:10:09,397 --> 00:10:12,126 - I'D SERIOUSLY BETTER RETURN THIS CALL. 196 00:10:12,150 --> 00:10:14,337 UM... 197 00:10:14,361 --> 00:10:15,505 [suspenseful music] 198 00:10:15,529 --> 00:10:19,133 - [echoing] RUN! 199 00:10:19,157 --> 00:10:20,967 [screaming] 200 00:10:20,991 --> 00:10:23,011 - UH, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 201 00:10:23,035 --> 00:10:26,182 UM, I LOVE YOU. 202 00:10:26,206 --> 00:10:27,682 BYE. 203 00:10:27,706 --> 00:10:29,227 - BUT SON... 204 00:10:29,251 --> 00:10:32,396 PASTOR G! 205 00:10:32,420 --> 00:10:35,340 I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU WERE BACK IN TOWN. 206 00:10:39,677 --> 00:10:44,534 - MISS MYERS, YOU OUTDID YOURSELF THIS TIME. 207 00:10:44,558 --> 00:10:48,496 MM-MM. - [laughs] 208 00:10:48,520 --> 00:10:50,540 - MM-MM-MM. 209 00:10:50,564 --> 00:10:51,748 - YOU'RE SO GOOD, HONEY. 210 00:10:51,772 --> 00:10:54,585 - MM-MM. OH, THANK YOU, JESUS. 211 00:10:54,609 --> 00:10:59,173 EVERYBODY SURE DID LOOK GOOD TODAY IN CHURCH. 212 00:10:59,197 --> 00:11:01,842 - WELL, THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS THAT A WOMAN AIN'T SUPPOSED 213 00:11:01,866 --> 00:11:04,345 TO WEAR TO CHURCH, REVEREND. 214 00:11:04,369 --> 00:11:05,971 I MEAN, WHERE IS THEY MIND? 215 00:11:05,995 --> 00:11:08,599 I MEAN, IT'S CHURCH, NOT THE B.E.T. 216 00:11:08,623 --> 00:11:11,142 - I AGREE. 217 00:11:11,166 --> 00:11:12,353 ALL THAT FLESH HANGING OUT. JEEZ. 218 00:11:12,377 --> 00:11:15,439 - WELL, I'M WITH Y'ALL. 219 00:11:15,463 --> 00:11:16,648 IT'S HARDER AND HARDER FOR A MAN 220 00:11:16,672 --> 00:11:18,526 TO FIND A REAL CHRISTIAN WOMAN THESE DAYS. 221 00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:19,818 - MM-HMM. 222 00:11:19,842 --> 00:11:21,529 - WELL, IF HE'D LISTEN TO HIS MAMA 223 00:11:21,553 --> 00:11:23,071 INSTEAD OF KENNER AND ALL HIS NO-GOOD FRIENDS 224 00:11:23,095 --> 00:11:25,740 WHO AIN'T IN CHURCH, HE'D BE MARRIED BY NOW. 225 00:11:25,764 --> 00:11:28,494 - [chuckles] 226 00:11:28,518 --> 00:11:29,744 THAT BOY COULDN'T CATCH A HONEY 227 00:11:29,768 --> 00:11:31,037 IF SHE WAS LAID OUT LIKE A FRUIT BASKET. 228 00:11:31,061 --> 00:11:32,498 AND I SURE HOPE TO GOD HE AIN'T ONE. 229 00:11:32,522 --> 00:11:34,124 HELP ME, JESUS. 230 00:11:34,148 --> 00:11:36,502 BUT REVEREND, PASS ME THAT HOT SAUCE, WILL YOU? 231 00:11:36,526 --> 00:11:38,003 - YOU GOT IT. 232 00:11:38,027 --> 00:11:39,671 - I MEAN, HE AIN'T GOT NOTHING BUT BOOK SENSE. 233 00:11:39,695 --> 00:11:41,215 MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE SUCH A LATE BLOOMER. 234 00:11:41,239 --> 00:11:43,426 - ALL HE REALLY NEEDS IS JUST JESUS. 235 00:11:43,450 --> 00:11:45,344 - YOU'D HAVE THOUGHT THAT MY GOOD GENES 236 00:11:45,368 --> 00:11:46,845 WOULD HAVE KICKED IN BY NOW. 237 00:11:46,869 --> 00:11:48,389 YOU KNOW, IT MIGHT JUST TAKE A MIRACLE 238 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:49,723 TO GET THAT BOY A WIFE. 239 00:11:49,747 --> 00:11:53,394 REVEREND, CAN YOU SLIDE ME THEM YAMS THERE, PLEASE?- IF YOU WOULD JUST TALK TO HIM, REV, 240 00:11:53,418 --> 00:11:55,770 MAYBE HE WOULD LISTEN TO ME AND COME TO CHURCH MORE. 241 00:11:55,794 --> 00:11:58,899 YOU DO HAVE A WAY WITH WORDS. 242 00:11:58,923 --> 00:12:01,235 - BETTER GIVE ME SOME OF THAT CANDY, FOOL. 243 00:12:01,259 --> 00:12:04,029 I DON'T THINK YOUR SON'S GOING TO LISTEN TO ME. 244 00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:06,907 - PASTOR, PLEASE JUST TALK TO HIM. 245 00:12:06,931 --> 00:12:10,536 ALBERT CAN GET HIM OVER FOR DINNER. 246 00:12:10,560 --> 00:12:11,953 I BE COOKING AGAIN. 247 00:12:11,977 --> 00:12:13,539 HOMEMADE POTATO SALAD, BEANS, 248 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:17,709 BARBECUE RIBS. 249 00:12:17,733 --> 00:12:21,713 - I JUST DON'T KNOW. 250 00:12:21,737 --> 00:12:22,923 - AIN'T NO SENSE IN RESISTING, REVEREND. 251 00:12:22,947 --> 00:12:24,425 WHEN THAT WOMAN STARTS COOKING, YOU CAN FORGET IT. 252 00:12:24,449 --> 00:12:26,760 - OOH. - PEACH COBBLER? 253 00:12:26,784 --> 00:12:29,305 THAT'S ALL YOU HAD TO SAY. [laughter] 254 00:12:29,329 --> 00:12:31,373 - YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW IF WE HAD MORE FLOWERS 255 00:12:34,083 --> 00:12:35,478 FOR BERNIE MAC'S FUNERAL OR KATE HUDSON'S WEDDING. 256 00:12:35,502 --> 00:12:37,896 - I-I DON'T FOLLOW KATE HUDSON. 257 00:12:37,920 --> 00:12:39,649 - WHAT IS IT, LIKE, THE THIRD TIME IN TWO YEARS? 258 00:12:39,673 --> 00:12:42,233 LUPE! NO, NO, NO! 259 00:12:42,257 --> 00:12:43,653 DON'T PUT THE TULIPS NEXT TO THE ROSES! 260 00:12:43,677 --> 00:12:45,987 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! 261 00:12:46,011 --> 00:12:47,406 - OH, MY GOD, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 262 00:12:47,430 --> 00:12:49,074 - DO YOU THINK IT'S TOO CYNICAL OF ME TO SAY, "A WHITE DRESS?" 263 00:12:49,098 --> 00:12:51,702 THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE. - IT SHOULD BE BLACK. 264 00:12:51,726 --> 00:12:53,579 IS JUNE GETTING MARRIED? 265 00:12:53,603 --> 00:12:55,246 - NO, NO. JUNE HASN'T GOTTEN MARRIED YET. 266 00:12:55,270 --> 00:12:57,375 - HOW'S ANIS? 267 00:12:57,399 --> 00:13:00,670 - WE BURIED OUR LITTLE ANIS LAST WEEK. OH, SHE'S WALKING IN NOW. GOT TO GO. 268 00:13:00,694 --> 00:13:03,046 - SUCH A LOT OF FUN. 269 00:13:03,070 --> 00:13:04,548 - SWEETHEART, WHAT'S UP? - HI, DAD. 270 00:13:04,572 --> 00:13:06,634 - AY-AY-AY-AY! - OH, DAD! 271 00:13:06,658 --> 00:13:07,968 DAD, DON'T YOU THINK I'M A LITTLE TOO OLD 272 00:13:07,992 --> 00:13:09,637 FOR THAT BY NOW? 273 00:13:09,661 --> 00:13:14,057 - DO YOU KNOW THAT THE SUN SHINES WHEN YOU LAUGH? THAT'S WHAT KEEPS ALL MY FLOWERS GROWING. 274 00:13:14,081 --> 00:13:16,101 - YEAH, WELL, THE SUN IS NOT SHINING 275 00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,603 IN MY LOVE LIFE RIGHT NOW. 276 00:13:17,627 --> 00:13:21,189 I MEAN, WHAT AM I... AM I MEANT TO BE ALONE? - DON'T BE SILLY. 277 00:13:21,213 --> 00:13:22,525 GOOD FORTUNES ARE JUST AROUND THE CORNER. 278 00:13:22,549 --> 00:13:24,568 I THINK IT'S HIGH TIME THAT YOU STARTED GOING OUT AGAIN. 279 00:13:24,592 --> 00:13:28,303 ♪ TRUE LOVE IS JUST A MARTINI AWAY ♪ 280 00:13:29,013 --> 00:13:34,035 AND I WOULD BET ALL OF MY LUCKY CHARMS ON IT. 281 00:13:34,059 --> 00:13:38,039 - WELL, JUST TAKE COMFORT IN KNOWING 282 00:13:38,063 --> 00:13:41,876 THAT I AM GOING OUT WITH JINGER FOR DRINKS THIS WEEKEND. HAPPY NOW? 283 00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:42,961 - HAPPY AS A WINNING LOTTO TICKET. 284 00:13:42,985 --> 00:13:45,171 - DAD, ARE YOU GAMBLING AGAIN? 285 00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:47,132 - WHO, ME? MAYBE A LITTLE. 286 00:13:47,156 --> 00:13:51,219 - OKAY, YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO UNCLE VINNY? 287 00:13:51,243 --> 00:13:53,847 - YEAH, I BELIEVE I'M THE ONE WHO TOLD YOU THAT STORY. 288 00:13:53,871 --> 00:13:56,350 I'LL STOP BETTING WHEN YOU GET MARRIED. 289 00:13:56,374 --> 00:14:00,270 HUH? 290 00:14:00,294 --> 00:14:05,025 - WELL, I JUST CAME BY TO BRING YOU BACK THIS CHECK. YOU KNOW I CAN'T ACCEPT IT. 291 00:14:05,049 --> 00:14:07,068 - STUBBORN AND INDEPENDENT. 292 00:14:07,092 --> 00:14:08,903 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY I KNOW. 293 00:14:08,927 --> 00:14:11,823 - I HAVE GOT A RESTAURANT PROPOSAL TO GET TOGETHER. 294 00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:14,642 LOVE YOU. - LOVE YOU MORE. 295 00:14:27,863 --> 00:14:32,010 - MS. FLOWERS. 296 00:14:32,034 --> 00:14:33,554 MMM, NICE RESUME. 297 00:14:33,578 --> 00:14:34,805 SO YOU HAVE A BUSINESS DEGREE. 298 00:14:34,829 --> 00:14:37,391 ATTENDED A VERY GOOD SCHOOL. 299 00:14:37,415 --> 00:14:39,017 YOU MUST BE A VERY... CHARISMATIC... YOUNG WOMAN. 300 00:14:39,041 --> 00:14:42,353 - WELL, THIS IS MY FIRST BUSINESS VENTURE, YES. 301 00:14:42,377 --> 00:14:45,899 BUT, UH, WE'VE ALL GOT TO START SOMEWHERE. 302 00:14:45,923 --> 00:14:48,527 - QUITE. 303 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:51,362 UM, I READ YOUR PROPOSAL. 304 00:14:51,386 --> 00:14:53,574 IT'S DETAILED AND VERY INTERESTING. 305 00:14:53,598 --> 00:14:55,075 BUT I'M AFRAID THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO FOR YOU HERE. 306 00:14:55,099 --> 00:14:56,910 - WELL, IF YOU COULD JUST THINK ABOUT IT. 307 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:59,871 I PROMISE YOU, 308 00:14:59,895 --> 00:15:01,331 WE WILL MAKE YOU MONEY WITH THIS RESTAURANT. 309 00:15:01,355 --> 00:15:02,999 MAYBE ONE OF YOUR PARTNERS MIGHT BE INTERESTED. 310 00:15:03,023 --> 00:15:05,877 - I'M QUITE SURE THAT THIS IS NOT SOMETHING 311 00:15:05,901 --> 00:15:07,630 ME OR MY PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED IN. 312 00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:09,297 PERHAPS YOU CAN TRY ONE OF THE INNER-CITY GRANT PROGRAMS. 313 00:15:09,321 --> 00:15:12,718 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, MS. FLOWERS, 314 00:15:12,742 --> 00:15:14,637 I'M LATE FOR A LUNCH APPOINTMENT. 315 00:15:14,661 --> 00:15:18,748 NICE TO MEET YOU. 316 00:15:21,375 --> 00:15:25,815 - I'VE GOT TO GET IT RIGHT. 317 00:15:25,839 --> 00:15:27,817 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT GOING BACK TO CORPORATE. 318 00:15:27,841 --> 00:15:29,777 - NO, I AM GOING TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I'M MEANT TO DO, 319 00:15:29,801 --> 00:15:32,320 AND I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR THIS. 320 00:15:32,344 --> 00:15:36,199 - OKAY, I KNOW WHEN YOU GET THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYES.[message machine beeps] - HI, MS. FLOWERS. 321 00:15:36,223 --> 00:15:37,660 IT'S TONY FROM THE RESTAURANT. 322 00:15:37,684 --> 00:15:39,119 I JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I'M VERY PLEASED 323 00:15:39,143 --> 00:15:40,995 WITH THE FINAL TOUCHES ON YOUR DESIGN. 324 00:15:41,019 --> 00:15:43,373 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU'RE STILL AVAILABLE TO MEET TODAY. 325 00:15:43,397 --> 00:15:46,376 [beep] - HI, JUNE, IT'S ELLEN. 326 00:15:46,400 --> 00:15:49,254 JUST WANTED YOU TO KNOW THAT I GOT YOUR PACKET, 327 00:15:49,278 --> 00:15:51,422 AND I'M GOING OVER THE PARTICULARS. 328 00:15:51,446 --> 00:15:52,966 WE SHOULD TALK. 329 00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:54,008 I THINK I MIGHT HAVE SOMEONE 330 00:15:54,032 --> 00:15:55,385 INTERESTED IN FUNDING THIS RESTAURANT PROJECT. 331 00:15:55,409 --> 00:15:58,012 [beep] - HEY, JUNE, IT'S PHOEBE. 332 00:15:58,036 --> 00:16:00,641 SO I DECIDED TO GO ON THAT MEDITATION RETREAT. 333 00:16:00,665 --> 00:16:02,392 I'LL SEE YOU WHEN I GET BACK, BUT, UH, CALL ME. 334 00:16:02,416 --> 00:16:05,270 [beep] - JUNE, HOW ARE YOU? 335 00:16:05,294 --> 00:16:06,772 IT'S BLAIR CALLAHAN. PLEASURE TO MEET YOU IN L.A. 336 00:16:06,796 --> 00:16:09,567 BEAUTIFUL AND AMBITIOUS, WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN 337 00:16:09,591 --> 00:16:11,902 TO TALK SOME BUSINESS. 338 00:16:11,926 --> 00:16:13,236 ALL RIGHT? GIVE ME A CALL. 339 00:16:13,260 --> 00:16:14,613 CIAO. 340 00:16:14,637 --> 00:16:15,722 - HI. - JUNE. 341 00:16:17,139 --> 00:16:18,199 - HI, MR. BEAVERS. HOW ARE YOU? 342 00:16:18,223 --> 00:16:19,951 - GREAT TO SEE YOU. - GREAT TO SEE YOU TOO. 343 00:16:19,975 --> 00:16:21,787 I'M EXCITED TO SEE WHAT YOU GOT FOR ME. 344 00:16:21,811 --> 00:16:23,747 - LET'S TAKE A LOOK, SHALL WE? 345 00:16:23,771 --> 00:16:25,749 COME ON. 346 00:16:25,773 --> 00:16:27,065 [no audible dialogue] 347 00:16:30,612 --> 00:16:34,925 [message machine beeps] 348 00:16:34,949 --> 00:16:36,134 - JUNE, I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU. 349 00:16:36,158 --> 00:16:38,052 ARE WE STILL GETTING TOGETHER? 350 00:16:38,076 --> 00:16:39,597 CALL ME. [beep] 351 00:16:39,621 --> 00:16:40,806 - HEY, JUNE BUG, IT'S YOUR DADDY-O HERE. 352 00:16:40,830 --> 00:16:43,391 WE'RE THINKING ABOUT YOU. JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW. 353 00:16:43,415 --> 00:16:45,209 BYE-BYE. 354 00:16:49,171 --> 00:16:53,611 - YEAH. WHAT'S UP, DALEON? 355 00:16:53,635 --> 00:16:57,155 YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY BOY. 356 00:16:57,179 --> 00:16:59,157 YEAH. ALL RIGHT, FOR SERIOUS. 357 00:16:59,181 --> 00:17:01,367 FOR SERIOUS, MAN, 'CAUSE I GOT TO HANDLE SOME SHIT. 358 00:17:01,391 --> 00:17:03,161 LOOK, I KNOW YOUR FIRST INSTINCT 359 00:17:03,185 --> 00:17:05,539 IS TO RESIST SANDY'S AFFROMATIONS. 360 00:17:05,563 --> 00:17:09,167 BUT DON'T FORGET, I'M THE ONE 361 00:17:09,191 --> 00:17:11,336 WHO HOOKED YOUR LITTLE, SCARY ASS UP 362 00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:12,713 BACK IN THE SEVENTH GRADE. 363 00:17:12,737 --> 00:17:13,797 YOU REMEMBER THAT? 364 00:17:13,821 --> 00:17:15,506 YOU NEED TO REPEAT THESE AFFROMATIONS 365 00:17:15,530 --> 00:17:17,467 IF YOU WANT YOUR GAME TO BE ON POINT. 366 00:17:17,491 --> 00:17:19,510 YOU FEEL ME? ALL RIGHT, NOW LOOK. 367 00:17:19,534 --> 00:17:21,555 THE FIRST ONE IS "I'M THE MAN." 368 00:17:21,579 --> 00:17:24,098 COME ON, NOW, SAY IT. 369 00:17:24,122 --> 00:17:25,851 - I'M THE MAN. 370 00:17:25,875 --> 00:17:27,603 - YOU GOT TO MAN UP. YOU GOT TO MAN UP WITH THIS. 371 00:17:27,627 --> 00:17:29,939 SQUARE YOUR SHOULDERS. TILT YOUR HEAD BACK. 372 00:17:29,963 --> 00:17:32,315 NOW SAY IT AGAIN WITH CONFIDENCE. 373 00:17:32,339 --> 00:17:33,776 "I'M THE MAN. I'M IN CONTROL." 374 00:17:33,800 --> 00:17:35,778 - I'M THE MAN. I'M IN CONTROL. 375 00:17:35,802 --> 00:17:38,404 - THEN YOU GOT TO LOOSEN UP, BABY, YOU GOT TO LOOSEN UP. 376 00:17:38,428 --> 00:17:40,490 YOU GOT TO MOVE WITH IT. 377 00:17:40,514 --> 00:17:41,742 YOU GOT TO MOVE WITH IT FROM SIDE TO SIDE. 378 00:17:41,766 --> 00:17:43,409 MOVE WITH IT LIKE YOU IN BED 379 00:17:43,433 --> 00:17:44,870 TEARING THAT ASS UP. 380 00:17:44,894 --> 00:17:46,705 NOW SAY IT AGAIN. 381 00:17:46,729 --> 00:17:48,039 "I'M THE MAN. WHO'S DADDY? I'M IN CONTROL." 382 00:17:48,063 --> 00:17:49,917 - I'M THE MAN. WHO'S DADDY? I'M IN CONTROL! 383 00:17:49,941 --> 00:17:52,628 - COME ON, BOY. YOU GOT IT NOW! 384 00:17:52,652 --> 00:17:54,379 THAT'S HOW WE DO IT! 385 00:17:54,403 --> 00:17:55,798 YOU THE MAN! YOU IN CONTROL! 386 00:17:55,822 --> 00:17:57,382 TEAR IT UP! TEAR IT UP! TEAR IT UP! 387 00:17:57,406 --> 00:18:00,761 - ARE YOU SURE 388 00:18:00,785 --> 00:18:02,387 THESE GHETTO AFFROMATIONS ARE GOING TO WORK? 389 00:18:02,411 --> 00:18:04,514 TONIGHT I MIGHT HAVE A CHANCE WITH BELINDA, 390 00:18:04,538 --> 00:18:06,809 AND I DON'T WANT TO BLOW IT. 391 00:18:06,833 --> 00:18:08,059 - EXCUSE ME, DELEON. 392 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:10,561 DID YOU GET THE MEMO FOR THE BANKER? 393 00:18:10,585 --> 00:18:11,730 - BABY FROM THE OFFICE, RIGHT? 394 00:18:11,754 --> 00:18:13,481 ON THE LEFT, THROUGH THE GLASS? 395 00:18:13,505 --> 00:18:14,733 WHOO! I'D DO HER MY DAMN SELF. 396 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:17,360 - IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT SEX, KENNER. 397 00:18:17,384 --> 00:18:19,404 THIS MAY COME AS A FOREIGN CONCEPT TO YOU, 398 00:18:19,428 --> 00:18:21,657 BUT WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR IS MAGIC. 399 00:18:21,681 --> 00:18:23,617 - WELL, I'M LOOKING FOR THE MAGIC OF THAT BOOTY. 400 00:18:23,641 --> 00:18:25,493 HOW ABOUT THAT? 401 00:18:25,517 --> 00:18:30,540 - TRY NOT BEING YOURSELF FOR JUST ONE MINUTE.- SORRY. 402 00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:31,541 FOR AN ADDITIONAL CONTRIBUTION 403 00:18:31,565 --> 00:18:32,626 TO MY MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER FUND, 404 00:18:32,650 --> 00:18:34,044 I'D BE HAPPY TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THE SEQUEL. 405 00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:36,087 YOU DA MAN, PART TWO: 406 00:18:36,111 --> 00:18:37,588 HOW TO KEEP YOUR GIRL WITH NO JOB. 407 00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:39,340 - LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS. 408 00:18:39,364 --> 00:18:41,051 I'VE GOT TO BE AT THE RESTAURANT IN 20 MINUTES. 409 00:18:41,075 --> 00:18:43,177 [beep] - OH, MAN. HEY, YO. 410 00:18:43,201 --> 00:18:44,805 THAT'S ROXY ON THE OTHER LINE, MAN... I GOT TO GO. 411 00:18:44,829 --> 00:18:46,597 HELLO? 412 00:18:46,621 --> 00:18:49,810 - AND YOU KNOW I DON'T LIKE TO BE KEPT WAITING, KENNER! - HEY, HEY I LOVE YOU, BOO, BUT BIG DADDY'S GOT TO GO. 413 00:18:49,834 --> 00:18:52,312 - KENNER! - HEY... SHH! 414 00:18:52,336 --> 00:18:54,147 - KENNER! - I CAN'T HEAR... 415 00:18:54,171 --> 00:18:55,691 - YOU HANGED THE PHONE UP ON ME! 416 00:18:55,715 --> 00:18:58,359 - I TOLD YOU, I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU. - I'LL FUCK YOU UP WHEN I GET TO YOU! 417 00:18:58,383 --> 00:18:59,402 YOU BETTER... [beep] 418 00:18:59,426 --> 00:19:00,528 - HELLO? 419 00:19:00,552 --> 00:19:01,739 NOW ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS FOCUS, ALL RIGHT? 420 00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,281 NOW WHO'S IN CHARGE? YOU'RE IN CHARGE, RIGHT? 421 00:19:03,305 --> 00:19:05,659 YOU'RE IN CHARGE. - I AM IN CHARGE. 422 00:19:05,683 --> 00:19:07,911 - JUST LIKE THAT. YOU THE MAN. 423 00:19:07,935 --> 00:19:09,370 - [sighs] 424 00:19:09,394 --> 00:19:11,957 I'M IN CHARGE. 425 00:19:11,981 --> 00:19:13,648 I'M IN CHARGE. 426 00:19:17,402 --> 00:19:21,549 [glass clinging] 427 00:19:21,573 --> 00:19:23,927 - THERE'S ONE MAN WHO CONSISTENTLY HAS THE NUMBERS 428 00:19:23,951 --> 00:19:27,305 THAT MAKE SENSE. 429 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:33,103 THE TOP MANAGER OF THIS QUARTER... DALEON MYERS. TO DALY... WHO KNOWS HOW TO CLOSE A DEAL. 430 00:19:33,127 --> 00:19:36,397 [applause] 431 00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:38,232 - I GOT YOUR BACK, MAN. 432 00:19:38,256 --> 00:19:40,009 - THANKS. 433 00:19:41,094 --> 00:19:42,344 - CONGRATULATIONS. 434 00:19:45,347 --> 00:19:47,533 - UH, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 435 00:19:47,557 --> 00:19:50,704 - [giggles] 436 00:19:50,728 --> 00:19:52,663 YOUR NUMBERS ARE IMPRESSIVE. 437 00:19:52,687 --> 00:19:54,374 - [soft gasp] 438 00:19:54,398 --> 00:19:56,209 - I WAS THINKING... 439 00:19:56,233 --> 00:19:58,087 MAYBE YOU AND I COULD... 440 00:19:58,111 --> 00:20:00,964 WORK TOGETHER. 441 00:20:00,988 --> 00:20:02,841 MAYBE, UM, YOU COULD COME BY MY PLACE TOMORROW, 442 00:20:02,865 --> 00:20:06,427 AT ABOUT 8:00? 443 00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:07,721 I HAD A BOTTLE OF WINE JUST IMPORTED. 444 00:20:07,745 --> 00:20:09,890 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? 445 00:20:09,914 --> 00:20:12,017 - YEAH, SURE, THAT'S, UH... - [giggles] 446 00:20:12,041 --> 00:20:14,895 - THAT'S AWESOME. THAT'S... 447 00:20:14,919 --> 00:20:16,021 - HEY, BABY. - OH. 448 00:20:16,045 --> 00:20:17,355 OH, HI, HONEY. 449 00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,857 MEET DALEON, THIS QUARTER'S TOP MANAGER. 450 00:20:18,881 --> 00:20:22,360 - WOW, THAT IS... THAT IS AMAZING. 451 00:20:22,384 --> 00:20:26,572 DO YOU WANT TO GO GET A DRINK AT THE BAR OR... 452 00:20:26,596 --> 00:20:29,868 OKAY. 453 00:20:29,892 --> 00:20:31,202 - OH, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, DALEON. 454 00:20:31,226 --> 00:20:33,831 - YEAH, THANKS. 455 00:20:33,855 --> 00:20:35,874 - CHEER UP, MAN. SHE'S NOT YOUR TYPE ANYWAY. 456 00:20:35,898 --> 00:20:38,877 ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S WHAT YOU GOT TO DO. 457 00:20:38,901 --> 00:20:42,255 YOU'VE GOT TO SPIT SOME POETRY AT THESE BITCHES. 458 00:20:42,279 --> 00:20:45,843 - CHRIS. 459 00:20:45,867 --> 00:20:47,218 - ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT A LITTLE POETRY 460 00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:49,470 GOES A LONG WAY TOWARDS THAT POONANNY. 461 00:20:49,494 --> 00:20:51,389 HERE'S YOUR CHANCE. 462 00:20:51,413 --> 00:20:53,331 SHE'S FREE. 463 00:20:54,834 --> 00:20:58,897 - UM, DO YOU MIND IF I SIT? 464 00:20:58,921 --> 00:21:03,026 - SURE. 465 00:21:03,050 --> 00:21:05,403 IF YOU DON'T START RECITING POETRY OR ANYTHING, 466 00:21:05,427 --> 00:21:07,823 IT'S ALL YOURS. 467 00:21:07,847 --> 00:21:09,950 - I PROMISE TO RESTRAIN MYSELF. 468 00:21:09,974 --> 00:21:12,870 CAN I BUY YOU A DRINK? 469 00:21:12,894 --> 00:21:15,998 - [giggles] UM... 470 00:21:16,022 --> 00:21:18,583 I ALREADY HAVE A DRINK. 471 00:21:18,607 --> 00:21:21,377 HOW ABOUT I BUY YOU A DRINK? 472 00:21:21,401 --> 00:21:23,713 - OH, THANK YOU. UM... 473 00:21:23,737 --> 00:21:26,299 - WHAT ARE YOU HAVING? 474 00:21:26,323 --> 00:21:27,885 - I HAVE AN APPLE MARTINI. 475 00:21:27,909 --> 00:21:30,095 - APPLE MARTINI. 476 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:33,598 BARTENDER, COULD YOU PLEASE GIVE THIS GENTLEMAN 477 00:21:33,622 --> 00:21:37,227 AN APPLE MARTINI? 478 00:21:37,251 --> 00:21:40,271 - YEAH, ONE APPLE MARTINI. 479 00:21:40,295 --> 00:21:42,273 - YEAH, AN APPLE MARTINI. 480 00:21:42,297 --> 00:21:43,774 - [laughs] OH, I GET IT. 481 00:21:43,798 --> 00:21:46,862 YOU DON'T THINK THAT IT'S MANLY ENOUGH. 482 00:21:46,886 --> 00:21:50,740 [laughs] - I DIDN'T SAY IT, YOU DID. 483 00:21:50,764 --> 00:21:52,868 - WELL, IT JUST SO HAPPENS I HAD A THING FOR JOLLY RANCHERS 484 00:21:52,892 --> 00:21:56,121 WHEN I WAS A KID, AND I NEVER GOT OVER THEM. 485 00:21:56,145 --> 00:21:59,373 - WOW. 486 00:21:59,397 --> 00:22:01,067 MY FAVORITE WAS... WATERMELON. 487 00:22:03,194 --> 00:22:05,154 - I ONCE GOT IN TROUBLE IN CLASS, 488 00:22:07,822 --> 00:22:09,509 'CAUSE I HAD A CHERRY ONE STUCK TO MY TEETH. 489 00:22:09,533 --> 00:22:12,095 MADE IT A LITTLE HARD TO ANSWER THE TEACHER'S QUESTION. 490 00:22:12,119 --> 00:22:15,348 - NOW, JOLLY RANCHER BOY, TELL ME YOUR NAME. 491 00:22:15,372 --> 00:22:17,558 - DALEON MYERS. 492 00:22:17,582 --> 00:22:19,019 - I'M JUNE. JUNE FLOWERS. 493 00:22:19,043 --> 00:22:22,480 [harp glissandos play] 494 00:22:22,504 --> 00:22:25,507 ♪ ♪ 495 00:22:29,344 --> 00:22:31,665 - DID YOU KNOW THAT LOS ANGELES HAS A $352-BILLION ECONOMY? 496 00:22:35,226 --> 00:22:39,747 THE 16th LARGEST IN THE WORLD? 497 00:22:39,771 --> 00:22:42,708 - NO, I DIDN'T. 498 00:22:42,732 --> 00:22:44,460 [sultry soft rock song plays] 499 00:22:44,484 --> 00:22:47,487 - ♪ IT FEELS LIKE I'M ALL READY ♪ 500 00:22:49,406 --> 00:22:54,120 ♪ IT SURE FEELS LIKE I'M ALL READY ♪ 501 00:22:55,704 --> 00:23:00,018 [soft rock song plays] 502 00:23:00,042 --> 00:23:03,021 - ♪ I'VE GOT TO HAVE, GOT TO HAVE YOU MYSELF ♪ 503 00:23:03,045 --> 00:23:05,463 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU, YOU SO SO ADDICTIVE ♪ 504 00:23:11,386 --> 00:23:15,866 - IS THAT ROXY IN THE BUSHES? 505 00:23:15,890 --> 00:23:19,537 AH, HELL, NO. I DON'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT. 506 00:23:19,561 --> 00:23:22,397 [tires squeal] 507 00:23:24,399 --> 00:23:26,443 WHEW! 508 00:23:28,403 --> 00:23:29,714 MAN, THAT WAS CLOSE. 509 00:23:29,738 --> 00:23:31,424 ROXY GOT HER ASS CAMPED OUT IN FRONT OF MY PLACE. 510 00:23:31,448 --> 00:23:34,052 SHE DON'T EVEN THINK I SEEN HER ASS IN THE BUSHES. 511 00:23:34,076 --> 00:23:37,222 HEY, YO. SO HOW'D IT GO, MY MAN? 512 00:23:37,246 --> 00:23:39,432 - PERFECT, IT WAS PERFECT. 513 00:23:39,456 --> 00:23:42,019 - PERFECT? YEAH, RIGHT. 514 00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:43,853 YOU NEED TO CALM YOUR ASS DOWN. 515 00:23:43,877 --> 00:23:45,563 - WOO-HOO, WOO-HOO. 516 00:23:45,587 --> 00:23:49,985 - ALL RIGHT, COME ON. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED. 517 00:23:50,009 --> 00:23:51,611 - NOTHING AT ALL, JUST AN ELEGANT DINNER AT NICK'S. 518 00:23:51,635 --> 00:23:55,073 CHAMPAGNE, ACCOLADES, MUSIC. 519 00:23:55,097 --> 00:23:58,243 AND GUESS WHAT, HOMEBOY. 520 00:23:58,267 --> 00:24:00,162 ROMANCE. 521 00:24:00,186 --> 00:24:01,912 - DAMN! AM I TALKING TO THE SAME GUY? 522 00:24:01,936 --> 00:24:04,374 I GUESS YOU CAN SAY MONEY WELL SPENT, HUH, HOMEY? 523 00:24:04,398 --> 00:24:06,876 - LIKE I SAID, WAS LIKE A GODDESS. 524 00:24:06,900 --> 00:24:08,836 IT WAS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOMENT OF MY WHOLE LIFE. 525 00:24:08,860 --> 00:24:11,256 - OH, AND YOU AIN'T EVEN HIT IT YET. 526 00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,757 SHE MUST BE BOOTY-LICIOUS. 527 00:24:12,781 --> 00:24:16,386 - HAVE YOU EVER MET A GIRL THAT COULD GRAB YOU LIKE THAT? - YEAH, QUIDA. 528 00:24:16,410 --> 00:24:18,471 QUIDA HAD THAT KIND OF GIFT. 529 00:24:18,495 --> 00:24:22,433 IT WAS LIKE QUIDA HAD THREE HANDS OR SOMETHING. - WOULD YOU SHUT YOUR TRAP FOR A MINUTE? 530 00:24:22,457 --> 00:24:24,311 - MY BAD. 531 00:24:24,335 --> 00:24:25,478 - SHE HAD THESE BIG, BEAUTIFUL EYES. 532 00:24:25,502 --> 00:24:28,273 HER LIPS, NOSE... 533 00:24:28,297 --> 00:24:29,732 EVERYTHING WAS PERFECT. 534 00:24:29,756 --> 00:24:30,984 - OOH. - [laughs] 535 00:24:31,008 --> 00:24:32,652 YEAH, AND THEN I REMEMBERED WHAT YOU SAID. 536 00:24:32,676 --> 00:24:34,904 "TAKE CHARGE!" 537 00:24:34,928 --> 00:24:37,240 - OKAY, AND THEN WHAT? 538 00:24:37,264 --> 00:24:39,825 - WE ENDED UP AT THE BAR SHARING DRINKS. 539 00:24:39,849 --> 00:24:43,163 I THINK SHE'S REALLY FEELING ME. 540 00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,831 [birds tweeting] 541 00:24:45,855 --> 00:24:48,067 [phone rings] 542 00:24:52,279 --> 00:24:56,259 [beep] 543 00:24:56,283 --> 00:24:58,303 - I KNEW YOU WOULD CALL. 544 00:24:58,327 --> 00:24:59,762 - UM, ME? HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS ME? 545 00:24:59,786 --> 00:25:03,557 - JUST CALL IT WOMEN'S INTUITION. 546 00:25:03,581 --> 00:25:06,000 - WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM CALLER I.D. MAYBE? 547 00:25:07,919 --> 00:25:11,941 - OKAY, MAYBE JUST A LITTLE. 548 00:25:11,965 --> 00:25:14,568 - UM... 549 00:25:14,592 --> 00:25:16,737 WHAT DOES YOUR INTUITION TELL YOU I'M THINKING RIGHT NOW? 550 00:25:16,761 --> 00:25:20,075 - HMM. LET ME GUESS. 551 00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:23,203 AH, THAT YOU WANT TO TAKE ME TO DINNER, 552 00:25:23,227 --> 00:25:28,125 TO SOME EXOTIC RESTAURANT ON YOUR PRIVATE JET 553 00:25:28,149 --> 00:25:32,753 SOMEWHERE OFF THE COAST OF SPAIN. 554 00:25:32,777 --> 00:25:36,549 - SPAIN, SIPPING CHAMPAGNE, WHILE WE WALK 555 00:25:36,573 --> 00:25:39,552 ON THE SANDS OF MARBELLA? 556 00:25:39,576 --> 00:25:41,762 - YOU PICK UP VERY FAST, DALEON. 557 00:25:41,786 --> 00:25:44,057 I SEE POTENTIAL. 558 00:25:44,081 --> 00:25:45,975 - UM... 559 00:25:45,999 --> 00:25:47,144 MAYBE WE SHOULD START OFF 560 00:25:47,168 --> 00:25:48,894 WITH SOMEWHERE LOCAL FOR LUNCH FIRST. 561 00:25:48,918 --> 00:25:52,482 UM, I KNOW THIS LITTLE PLACE JINKY'S. 562 00:25:52,506 --> 00:25:56,026 - OH, I LOVE JINKY'S. 563 00:25:56,050 --> 00:25:58,405 THEY HAVE MY FAVORITE SPINACH OMELET 564 00:25:58,429 --> 00:26:00,823 THAT HAS GOAT CHEESE IN IT. 565 00:26:00,847 --> 00:26:02,492 SO YUMMY. - MMM. 566 00:26:02,516 --> 00:26:04,494 YUM, YUM. - OKAY. 567 00:26:04,518 --> 00:26:07,247 SO THURSDAY, 1:00? 568 00:26:07,271 --> 00:26:09,374 - LET ME CHECK MY SCHEDULE. 569 00:26:09,398 --> 00:26:13,586 OH, YEAH, YEAH. 1:00 ON THURSDAY? 570 00:26:13,610 --> 00:26:17,006 THAT SOUNDS... SOUNDS GREAT. 571 00:26:17,030 --> 00:26:18,615 - ALL RIGHT, THURSDAY IT IS. 572 00:26:19,908 --> 00:26:24,347 - OKAY, UM... OKAY, BYE. 573 00:26:24,371 --> 00:26:27,892 [hangs up phone] 574 00:26:27,916 --> 00:26:29,894 [zydeco blues song plays] 575 00:26:29,918 --> 00:26:32,897 ♪ ♪ 576 00:26:32,921 --> 00:26:34,441 - ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO ♪ 577 00:26:34,465 --> 00:26:36,734 ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA SAY ♪ 578 00:26:36,758 --> 00:26:39,069 ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO, Y'ALL ♪ 579 00:26:39,093 --> 00:26:42,031 ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA SAY ♪ 580 00:26:42,055 --> 00:26:44,367 ♪ WHAT YOU GONNA DO ♪ 581 00:26:44,391 --> 00:26:46,869 [romantic cello music plays] 582 00:26:46,893 --> 00:26:49,896 ♪ ♪ 583 00:26:53,275 --> 00:26:57,422 - SO, DALEON. 584 00:26:57,446 --> 00:27:00,049 WHY IS IT THAT A NICE GUY LIKE YOU DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? 585 00:27:00,073 --> 00:27:03,386 - I REALLY HAVEN'T HAD VERY MANY RELATIONSHIPS. 586 00:27:03,410 --> 00:27:07,224 - CHECK. 587 00:27:07,248 --> 00:27:10,059 - MINE ALL SINK LIKE THE TITANIC. 588 00:27:10,083 --> 00:27:13,230 - I GUESS YOU COULD SAY MY LONGEST RELATIONSHIP 589 00:27:13,254 --> 00:27:15,731 WAS FOUR YEARS AT YALE. 590 00:27:15,755 --> 00:27:17,400 - GUYS ARE RARELY... WHAT THEY SAY THEY ARE. 591 00:27:17,424 --> 00:27:21,737 - I'M SURE YOU HAVE GUYS TRIPPING ALL OVER YOU. 592 00:27:21,761 --> 00:27:25,307 - NO, NOT REALLY. 593 00:27:28,269 --> 00:27:32,249 - AH! 594 00:27:32,273 --> 00:27:33,749 - I NOTICED THAT YOU HAVEN'T TAKEN YOUR EYES OFF ME 595 00:27:33,773 --> 00:27:36,211 SINCE WE SAT DOWN. 596 00:27:36,235 --> 00:27:40,673 - THAT'S BECAUSE I'M AFRAID I MIGHT MISS SOMETHING.- YOU'RE A REAL CHARMER, DALEON. 597 00:27:40,697 --> 00:27:44,701 - YEAH? ALSO CAN DO YOUR TAXES. 598 00:27:48,705 --> 00:27:53,143 MY TIME WITH YOU HAS BEEN AMAZING. 599 00:27:53,167 --> 00:27:57,256 AND I DON'T WANT TO SEEM PRESUMPTUOUS TO THINK, BUT... 600 00:27:57,755 --> 00:28:02,695 MAYBE IT WOULD BE, LIKE, GREAT IF WE COULD SPEND 601 00:28:02,719 --> 00:28:05,323 OUR WEEKENDS... - TOGETHER? 602 00:28:05,347 --> 00:28:09,159 - YEAH, TOGETHER. 603 00:28:09,183 --> 00:28:10,703 - WELL, I THINK THAT THAT WOULD BE... 604 00:28:10,727 --> 00:28:13,038 AMAZING. 605 00:28:13,062 --> 00:28:14,731 PINKY SWEAR. - PINKY SWEAR. 606 00:28:18,611 --> 00:28:22,947 - GOOD NIGHT. - GOOD NIGHT. 607 00:28:28,412 --> 00:28:32,392 - BYE. 608 00:28:32,416 --> 00:28:33,958 [Patience by The Elevaters plays] 609 00:28:35,752 --> 00:28:38,713 - [vocalizing] 610 00:28:50,351 --> 00:28:54,705 ♪ IF YOU HAVE THE TIME ♪ 611 00:28:54,729 --> 00:28:57,708 ♪ I WILL HAVE THE PATIENCE ♪ 612 00:28:57,732 --> 00:28:59,586 ♪ I WILL BE THAT SHOULDER YOU CAN CLIMB ON ♪ 613 00:28:59,610 --> 00:29:02,631 ♪ TILL YOU TOUCH THE SKY ♪ 614 00:29:02,655 --> 00:29:03,964 ♪ BUT IF YOU HAVE THE TIME ♪ 615 00:29:03,988 --> 00:29:06,133 ♪ I WILL HAVE THE PATIENCE ♪ 616 00:29:06,157 --> 00:29:08,428 ♪ I WILL BE THAT SHOULDER YOU CAN CLIMB ON ♪ 617 00:29:08,452 --> 00:29:10,846 ♪ TILL YOU TOUCH THE SKY ♪ 618 00:29:10,870 --> 00:29:13,266 ♪ THROUGH YOUR EYES ♪ 619 00:29:13,290 --> 00:29:17,227 ♪ YOUR REFLECTION'S NEVER GOOD ENOUGH ♪ 620 00:29:17,251 --> 00:29:19,356 ♪ NOT YOUNG ENOUGH ♪ 621 00:29:19,380 --> 00:29:21,231 ♪ THIN ENOUGH JUST NOT ENOUGH ♪ 622 00:29:21,255 --> 00:29:23,859 ♪ THROUGH MY EYES YOU'RE PERFECTION MADE OF LOVE ♪ 623 00:29:23,883 --> 00:29:27,988 ♪ JUST LIKE THE SKY AND SEA ♪ 624 00:29:28,012 --> 00:29:30,157 ♪ EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ♪ 625 00:29:30,181 --> 00:29:32,266 ♪ LET ME BE THE MIRROR THAT YOU LOOK INTO ♪ 626 00:29:32,559 --> 00:29:37,332 ♪ EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU'RE MISSING ♪ 627 00:29:37,356 --> 00:29:40,042 ♪ IS THERE INSIDE OF YOU ♪ 628 00:29:40,066 --> 00:29:44,363 ♪ I COULD SING A THOUSAND SONGS ABOUT YOUR BEAUTY ♪ 629 00:29:44,779 --> 00:29:49,302 ♪ BUT YOU YOURSELF MUST SEE ♪ 630 00:29:49,326 --> 00:29:51,554 ♪ SO IF YOU HAVE THE TIME ♪ 631 00:29:51,578 --> 00:29:53,889 ♪ I WILL HAVE THE PATIENCE ♪ 632 00:29:53,913 --> 00:29:55,766 ♪ I WILL BE THAT SHOULDER YOU CAN CLIMB ON ♪ 633 00:29:55,790 --> 00:29:58,478 ♪ TILL YOU TOUCH THE SKY ♪ 634 00:29:58,502 --> 00:30:00,689 ♪ IF YOU ONLY SEE... ♪ 635 00:30:00,713 --> 00:30:02,589 - [scat singing] 636 00:30:03,549 --> 00:30:08,321 - YOUR DAD JUST CALLED. HE'S ON LINE ONE. 637 00:30:08,345 --> 00:30:10,805 HE SEEMED KIND OF ANNOYED. 638 00:30:12,181 --> 00:30:16,705 - HEY, DAD. - HEY, LISTEN, SON. 639 00:30:16,729 --> 00:30:18,288 NOW I KNOW YOU'RE UP THERE MAKING A CONFERENCE CALL 640 00:30:18,312 --> 00:30:20,542 TO "THE MAN," TRYING TO BE LIKE BARACK OBAMA. 641 00:30:20,566 --> 00:30:22,876 BUT LOOK, I'M STILL YOUR DADDY, YOU UNDERSTAND? 642 00:30:22,900 --> 00:30:24,546 AND I WILL NOT HESITATE TO GO UPSIDE YOUR HEAD. 643 00:30:24,570 --> 00:30:26,756 - YOU SHOULDN'T BE GETTING YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE ALL... 644 00:30:26,780 --> 00:30:28,799 - I LEFT YOU A MESSAGE YESTERDAY. 645 00:30:28,823 --> 00:30:31,218 - YOU LEFT A MESSAGE? 646 00:30:31,242 --> 00:30:32,721 - I'M OLD SCHOOL. DON'T PLAY ME. 647 00:30:32,745 --> 00:30:34,639 - I HAVE BEEN HAVING TROUBLE GETTING MY MESSAGES. 648 00:30:34,663 --> 00:30:38,308 - HI, I KNOW IT'S FRIDAY, 649 00:30:38,332 --> 00:30:40,185 AND WE PINKY SWORE THAT WE'D SPEND THE WEEKENDS TOGETHER. 650 00:30:40,209 --> 00:30:43,565 I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR NEW YORK. 651 00:30:43,589 --> 00:30:45,525 I KNOW IT'S LAST MINUTE, BUT IT'S WORK. 652 00:30:45,549 --> 00:30:48,737 UM, BUT I'LL BE BACK ON SUNDAY. 653 00:30:48,761 --> 00:30:51,220 AND... I WAS THINKING THAT MAYBE, 654 00:30:52,389 --> 00:30:56,869 IF YOU LIKE, I COULD COME BY 655 00:30:56,893 --> 00:31:00,247 AND WE COULD RENT A MOVIE, 656 00:31:00,271 --> 00:31:02,833 ORDER IN SOME FOOD. 657 00:31:02,857 --> 00:31:05,860 WELL, UM, I GOT TO GO. BUT... 658 00:31:06,277 --> 00:31:10,340 WHO KNOWS? 659 00:31:10,364 --> 00:31:11,884 MAYBE I'LL SURPRISE YOU. 660 00:31:11,908 --> 00:31:14,928 - ARE YOU COMING TO DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT OR NOT? 661 00:31:14,952 --> 00:31:17,931 YOUR MAMMA'S MAKING GREENS. 662 00:31:17,955 --> 00:31:19,517 - UH, NO. I WON'T BE ABLE TO MAKE IT. 663 00:31:19,541 --> 00:31:22,227 I GOT A BIG DATE. 664 00:31:22,251 --> 00:31:23,730 - YOU GOT... 665 00:31:23,754 --> 00:31:25,981 WHAT? 666 00:31:26,005 --> 00:31:27,274 OH, YEAH? 667 00:31:27,298 --> 00:31:28,568 - ALL MY WEEKENDS ARE FOR JUNE NOW. 668 00:31:28,592 --> 00:31:30,944 - WELL, UH, WELL, LISTEN, 669 00:31:30,968 --> 00:31:33,113 YOU JUST MAKE SURE THAT THAT DATE 670 00:31:33,137 --> 00:31:36,200 INCLUDES A FEW RUBBERS, YOU HEAR? I DON'T WANTNO BASTARD GRANDCHILDREN RUNNING AROUND HERE. 671 00:31:36,224 --> 00:31:38,267 - DAD, PLEASE. I'M STILL AT WORK. 672 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:41,563 - HEY, GIRL. 673 00:31:42,689 --> 00:31:44,793 - HEY. HOW'S MY LITTLE NINJA? 674 00:31:44,817 --> 00:31:48,128 - JUST FINISHED MY THIRD LEVEL OF COMBAT TRAINING. 675 00:31:48,152 --> 00:31:50,507 AND I CANNOT WAIT TO TAKE MY FRUSTRATIONS OUT. 676 00:31:50,531 --> 00:31:53,884 POW! PY-YAH! 677 00:31:53,908 --> 00:31:55,762 - [laughs] 678 00:31:55,786 --> 00:31:57,387 YOU KNOW, IF I EVER NEED A BODYGUARD, 679 00:31:57,411 --> 00:31:59,098 I KNOW EXACTLY WHO TO CALL. 680 00:31:59,122 --> 00:32:03,561 BEFORE I FORGET, I CRACKED MY TOUCH SCREEN, SO I HAD TO FORWARD MY CELL PHONE TO THE HOME PHONE. 681 00:32:03,585 --> 00:32:06,355 AND IF YOU NEED ME, THE NUMBER'S ON THE FRIDGE. 682 00:32:06,379 --> 00:32:08,190 BUT, UM, 683 00:32:08,214 --> 00:32:09,942 I THINK I'M GOING TO SAVE ALL MY FUN 684 00:32:09,966 --> 00:32:11,528 FOR DALEON WHEN I GET BACK. 685 00:32:11,552 --> 00:32:12,969 - WHATEVER. 686 00:32:17,098 --> 00:32:21,394 [zydeco music plays] 687 00:32:22,436 --> 00:32:26,876 ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE ♪ 688 00:32:26,900 --> 00:32:29,378 ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE ♪ 689 00:32:29,402 --> 00:32:32,297 ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE ♪ 690 00:32:32,321 --> 00:32:34,843 ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE ♪ 691 00:32:34,867 --> 00:32:37,952 ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 692 00:32:45,794 --> 00:32:49,982 [beep] - HI, 693 00:32:50,006 --> 00:32:51,066 YOU'VE REACHED JUNE AND PHOEBE 694 00:32:51,090 --> 00:32:52,192 AND WE ARE NOT HOME RIGHT NOW. 695 00:32:52,216 --> 00:32:53,736 SO LEAVE US A MESSAGE 696 00:32:53,760 --> 00:32:55,028 AND WE'LL GET BACK TO YOU AS SOON AS WE CAN. 697 00:32:55,052 --> 00:32:57,072 - WHY DO I KEEP GETTING HER HOUSE PHONE? 698 00:32:57,096 --> 00:33:00,535 [distant TV plays] HEY, SEXY WALLFLOWER, 699 00:33:00,559 --> 00:33:03,453 I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 700 00:33:03,477 --> 00:33:05,582 YOU'RE DUDE IS THINKING ABOUT YOU. 701 00:33:05,606 --> 00:33:07,584 - COME ON, MAN. WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 702 00:33:07,608 --> 00:33:09,251 YOU'RE MISSING THE BIG GAME. 703 00:33:09,275 --> 00:33:10,419 - SHUT UP, CHRIS. 704 00:33:10,443 --> 00:33:13,213 ANYWAY, LIKE I WAS SAYING, 705 00:33:13,237 --> 00:33:15,340 I MADE PLANS. 706 00:33:15,364 --> 00:33:17,426 I'M THINKING LIKE 7:00 OR SO. - YES! 707 00:33:17,450 --> 00:33:21,013 - CALL ME. UH, CALL ME. 708 00:33:21,037 --> 00:33:24,057 - YEAH, KOBE, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 709 00:33:24,081 --> 00:33:26,018 - SO I GOT TO GO. 710 00:33:26,042 --> 00:33:30,397 BUT, UM, I'LL LET YOU GET BACK TO DOING HOT-GIRL STUFF. - HEY, D! GET ME A BEER. 711 00:33:30,421 --> 00:33:32,758 - CALL ME. CALL ME. 712 00:33:33,884 --> 00:33:36,678 - [mimics Daleon] CALL ME. CALL ME. 713 00:33:38,597 --> 00:33:40,700 - [whispers] CALL ME. CALL ME. 714 00:33:40,724 --> 00:33:42,785 - COME WATCH THE DAMN GAME! 715 00:33:42,809 --> 00:33:44,704 - ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE ♪ 716 00:33:44,728 --> 00:33:47,790 ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE ♪ 717 00:33:47,814 --> 00:33:49,654 - IF YOU'LL JUST OPEN YOUR PACKETS TO PAGE ONE. 718 00:33:52,151 --> 00:33:56,256 GENTLEMEN... 719 00:33:56,280 --> 00:33:58,676 YOU ARE NOT JUST INVESTING IN A BUSINESS, 720 00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:01,178 BUT YOU WILL OWN A PIECE OF HOLLYWOOD ITSELF. 721 00:34:01,202 --> 00:34:05,349 NOW IN ADDITION TO THAT, 722 00:34:05,373 --> 00:34:07,977 WE ARE DOING A LAVISH UPGRADE ON THE RESTAURANT AND BAR AREAS. 723 00:34:08,001 --> 00:34:12,022 AND IMPLEMENTING A V.I.P. MEMBERSHIP PROGRAM 724 00:34:12,046 --> 00:34:16,318 SO THAT OUR CLIENTELE CAN ACCRUE POINTS 725 00:34:16,342 --> 00:34:18,655 UPON EACH VISIT. 726 00:34:18,679 --> 00:34:20,072 - HEY, SNUGGLE BUNNY. 727 00:34:20,096 --> 00:34:22,282 YOU MUST BE DOING SOME SERIOUS SHOPPING. 728 00:34:22,306 --> 00:34:24,869 CALL ME. 729 00:34:24,893 --> 00:34:26,663 ARE YOU KIDDING? 730 00:34:26,687 --> 00:34:27,872 SHE WOULD NEVER PLAY ME. 731 00:34:27,896 --> 00:34:30,415 I'LL BET YOU'RE GETTING SOMETHING REALLY NAUGHTY. 732 00:34:30,439 --> 00:34:34,253 CALL ME. 733 00:34:34,277 --> 00:34:35,713 I MIGHT BE OUT WITH THE BOYS, 734 00:34:35,737 --> 00:34:37,381 SO, UH, CALL ME ON MY CELL. 735 00:34:37,405 --> 00:34:40,425 BYE. 736 00:34:40,449 --> 00:34:42,911 - ♪ WE GONNA WOBBLE WOBBLE... ♪ 737 00:34:44,913 --> 00:34:49,142 - YOU WERE SUPER. 738 00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:52,271 OH, THEY DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE. YOU WERE AMAZING. 739 00:34:52,295 --> 00:34:54,732 - THANK YOU, ELLEN, YOU ARE TOO KIND. 740 00:34:54,756 --> 00:34:57,442 - [speaking Japanese] - ARIGATO. 741 00:34:57,466 --> 00:35:01,030 - [speaking Japanese] - AH. 742 00:35:01,054 --> 00:35:03,866 HI. - SAYONARA. 743 00:35:03,890 --> 00:35:06,035 - SAYONARA. 744 00:35:06,059 --> 00:35:10,372 - BL... BLAIR CALLAHAN? 745 00:35:10,396 --> 00:35:13,542 - DO YOU TWO KNOW EACH OTHER? 746 00:35:13,566 --> 00:35:14,877 - UH, WELL, YES. 747 00:35:14,901 --> 00:35:17,046 - WELL, I'LL LET YOU TWO CHAT 748 00:35:17,070 --> 00:35:19,298 WHILE I GO MAKE SURE OUR FRIENDS... 749 00:35:19,322 --> 00:35:21,634 GET OFF SAFELY. 750 00:35:21,658 --> 00:35:24,469 - I SAW THE SPECS. 751 00:35:24,493 --> 00:35:26,639 I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A GOOD FIT. 752 00:35:26,663 --> 00:35:28,390 YOU KNOW, A CHANCE FOR US TO WORK TOGETHER. 753 00:35:28,414 --> 00:35:31,310 - I'M JUST A LITTLE SURPRISED. 754 00:35:31,334 --> 00:35:33,395 - MAY I SAY YOU LOOK STUNNING? 755 00:35:33,419 --> 00:35:35,839 - THANK YOU. 756 00:35:37,340 --> 00:35:39,736 WELL, I... I REALLY SHOULD BE GOING. 757 00:35:39,760 --> 00:35:43,031 - WELL, NOW THAT YOU'RE HERE, 758 00:35:43,055 --> 00:35:44,531 UM, COME HAVE DINNER WITH ME TONIGHT. 759 00:35:44,555 --> 00:35:47,367 YOU KNOW, WE'LL TOAST BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 760 00:35:47,391 --> 00:35:50,454 THERE'S A LITTLE BISTRO RIGHT ON FIFTH. 761 00:35:50,478 --> 00:35:52,622 PLEASE DON'T SAY NO. 762 00:35:52,646 --> 00:35:54,959 - I REALLY CAN'T. 763 00:35:54,983 --> 00:35:57,544 I-I-I HAVE GOT SO MUCH STUFF TO GET ORGANIZED. 764 00:35:57,568 --> 00:36:00,422 AND BESIDES, WE HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN THE GREEN LIGHT YET. 765 00:36:00,446 --> 00:36:02,299 - JUST LEAVE THAT UP TO ME. 766 00:36:02,323 --> 00:36:04,052 - I'VE GOT AN EARLY FLIGHT BACK TO L.A. IN THE MORNING, 767 00:36:04,076 --> 00:36:05,887 FIRST THING. RAIN CHECK? 768 00:36:05,911 --> 00:36:08,305 - YOU SURE YOU WON'T CHANGE YOUR MIND? 769 00:36:08,329 --> 00:36:12,060 OKAY. 770 00:36:12,084 --> 00:36:13,435 I WILL CHECK IN WITH YOU LATER. 771 00:36:13,459 --> 00:36:15,021 IN CASE YOU WANT TO DISCUSS ANY... 772 00:36:15,045 --> 00:36:17,815 PARTICULARS. 773 00:36:17,839 --> 00:36:19,025 - THAT'S VERY CONSIDERATE OF YOU. 774 00:36:19,049 --> 00:36:20,943 [laughs] 775 00:36:20,967 --> 00:36:23,403 - OF COURSE. 776 00:36:23,427 --> 00:36:25,138 - OF COURSE. BYE. 777 00:36:28,141 --> 00:36:29,475 [high heels clanking] 778 00:36:32,478 --> 00:36:34,438 -ARIGATO. 779 00:36:38,068 --> 00:36:42,547 [beep] - WHEREVER YOU ARE, 780 00:36:42,571 --> 00:36:45,051 YOU... YOU HAVE A GOOD TIME. 781 00:36:45,075 --> 00:36:47,451 BYE. 782 00:36:49,286 --> 00:36:50,371 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 783 00:36:53,582 --> 00:36:55,937 - SHE WOULDN'T PLAY YOU LIKE THAT, DOG. 784 00:36:55,961 --> 00:36:58,230 I MEAN, SHE'D HAVE TO FIND 785 00:36:58,254 --> 00:37:00,399 SOME TALL, BRONZE, HANDSOME, BASKETBALL-DUNKING, 786 00:37:00,423 --> 00:37:03,778 PROTEIN-DRINKING, MAMMOTH OF A MAN 787 00:37:03,802 --> 00:37:06,613 TO TREAT YOU LIKE THAT. 788 00:37:06,637 --> 00:37:09,491 BUT DON'T EVEN LET YOUR MIND GO THERE. 789 00:37:09,515 --> 00:37:13,037 - YOU NEED TO GET SOME PERSPECTIVE 790 00:37:13,061 --> 00:37:15,372 AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, HOMEBOY. 791 00:37:15,396 --> 00:37:17,249 IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT, MAN. 792 00:37:17,273 --> 00:37:18,876 THINK ABOUT IT. YOU BETTER PUT HER IN HER PLACE 793 00:37:18,900 --> 00:37:21,045 OR SHE'S GOING TO RUN ALL OVER YOU. 794 00:37:21,069 --> 00:37:22,611 - NOW YOU TRY AND GET SOME SLEEP. 795 00:37:23,446 --> 00:37:25,031 [beep] - WE PROMISED EVERY WEEKEND. 796 00:37:28,118 --> 00:37:31,163 [beep] 797 00:37:33,957 --> 00:37:38,270 NO MORE MR. NICE GUY. 798 00:37:38,294 --> 00:37:40,564 [beep] YOU CAN JUST KISS 799 00:37:40,588 --> 00:37:42,775 MY BIG BLACK ASS. 800 00:37:42,799 --> 00:37:46,570 [beep] 801 00:37:46,594 --> 00:37:48,280 YOU'RE NOT EVEN THAT HOT. [beep] 802 00:37:48,304 --> 00:37:50,867 YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A TWO-BIT... [beep] 803 00:37:50,891 --> 00:37:53,828 LOTS OF GIRLS WOULD LOVE... [beep] 804 00:37:53,852 --> 00:37:55,620 SO YOU KNOW... [beep] 805 00:37:55,644 --> 00:37:57,081 MOTHERF... [beep] 806 00:37:57,105 --> 00:37:58,875 - [over TV] WATCH THESE PARTY GIRLS ON TAPE 807 00:37:58,899 --> 00:38:00,209 PLAYING ON THE WILD SIDE. - [snoring] 808 00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:02,711 - ♪ HEY, IT'S A SHAME ♪ 809 00:38:02,735 --> 00:38:07,323 ♪ THE WAY I GOT YOU WRAPPED AROUND MY LITTLE FINGER ♪ 810 00:38:08,282 --> 00:38:12,661 ♪ NO, IT'S NOT A GAME ♪ 811 00:38:13,079 --> 00:38:18,060 ♪ I GOT YOU WHERE I WANT YOU WHERE I NEED YOU ♪ 812 00:38:18,084 --> 00:38:21,814 ♪ WHERE I THINK YOU'LL LAST ♪ 813 00:38:21,838 --> 00:38:25,442 - ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 814 00:38:25,466 --> 00:38:27,945 ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 815 00:38:27,969 --> 00:38:31,388 - ♪ JUST AS LONG AS WE LAST ♪ 816 00:38:31,722 --> 00:38:36,037 - ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 817 00:38:36,061 --> 00:38:38,330 ♪ ALL NIGHT LONG ♪ 818 00:38:38,354 --> 00:38:41,690 - OH, NO, DON'T STOP. 819 00:38:42,984 --> 00:38:47,048 [sighing] 820 00:38:47,072 --> 00:38:48,865 [doorbell rings] 821 00:38:49,615 --> 00:38:50,615 COME ON, MAN. WHO IS THIS? 822 00:38:54,120 --> 00:38:56,556 WHAT'S THIS, KENNER? 823 00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,541 - SURPRISE! DID YOU MISS ME? 824 00:39:01,627 --> 00:39:05,524 - OH, UM... 825 00:39:05,548 --> 00:39:07,484 JUST A MINUTE. 826 00:39:07,508 --> 00:39:10,929 - [high heels clanking] 827 00:39:13,389 --> 00:39:17,410 - ARE YOU OKAY? 828 00:39:17,434 --> 00:39:19,020 - YEAH, SURE. 829 00:39:20,021 --> 00:39:22,148 - UH, LOOKS A LITTLE BIT LIKE A HURRICANE HIT IT. 830 00:39:24,901 --> 00:39:29,006 - WELL, YOU KNOW, WE WERE UP LATE. 831 00:39:29,030 --> 00:39:31,008 JUST THINGS, YOU KNOW, JUST THINGS AND... THE STUFF. 832 00:39:31,032 --> 00:39:33,886 IT'S JUST LIKE... 833 00:39:33,910 --> 00:39:36,429 - [laughs] 834 00:39:36,453 --> 00:39:37,932 WHAT? DID YOU AND KENNER STAY UP ALL NIGHT? 835 00:39:37,956 --> 00:39:39,724 YOU LITTLE PARTY ANIMALS. 836 00:39:39,748 --> 00:39:41,018 KENNER'S AN ANIMAL. 837 00:39:41,042 --> 00:39:43,104 HE'S A CRAZY, CRAZY PARTY GUY. 838 00:39:43,128 --> 00:39:45,605 Both: [laugh] 839 00:39:45,629 --> 00:39:47,881 - DID YOU, UM, GET MY MESSAGE? 840 00:39:49,550 --> 00:39:51,778 YOU DID, RIGHT? - YEAH. 841 00:39:51,802 --> 00:39:54,406 - THE ONE THAT SAID THAT I WAS GOING TO NEW YORK 842 00:39:54,430 --> 00:39:57,243 FOR WORK, AND THAT I MIGHT COME BACK TODAY. 843 00:39:57,267 --> 00:40:00,121 AND... MIGHT SURPRISE YOU. 844 00:40:00,145 --> 00:40:04,041 - [laughing] OH! 845 00:40:04,065 --> 00:40:06,609 - SURPRISE. 846 00:40:13,116 --> 00:40:18,055 - WHY DON'T I POP OPEN THIS BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE, 847 00:40:18,079 --> 00:40:21,600 AND YOU AND I CAN HAVE A TOAST. 848 00:40:21,624 --> 00:40:24,312 HM. 849 00:40:24,336 --> 00:40:27,647 [cork pops] 850 00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:28,648 OOH! [giggles] 851 00:40:28,672 --> 00:40:29,923 - [laughs] 852 00:40:33,345 --> 00:40:37,574 [glasses clinking] 853 00:40:37,598 --> 00:40:38,599 - CHEERS. - CHEERS. 854 00:40:42,395 --> 00:40:46,708 - MM, WANT SOME MORE? 855 00:40:46,732 --> 00:40:50,670 [suspenseful music] 856 00:40:50,694 --> 00:40:53,423 - JUST KISS MY BIG BLACK... 857 00:40:53,447 --> 00:40:57,053 BIG BLACK ASS! 858 00:40:57,077 --> 00:40:59,912 YOU JUST HAVE YOURSELF A NICE NIGHT, BITCH! 859 00:41:00,746 --> 00:41:04,726 - SO... 860 00:41:04,750 --> 00:41:06,312 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO TONIGHT? 861 00:41:06,336 --> 00:41:08,397 - WHY DON'T I RUN OUT TO THE STORE AND PICK UP 862 00:41:08,421 --> 00:41:10,066 A FEW THINGS. 863 00:41:10,090 --> 00:41:11,400 UH, DID YOU KNOW I WAS A GREAT COOK? 864 00:41:11,424 --> 00:41:13,152 OH, YEAH, I'M A GREAT COOK. 865 00:41:13,176 --> 00:41:15,779 [laughs] 866 00:41:15,803 --> 00:41:16,989 YOU JUST... YOU JUST RELAX. 867 00:41:17,013 --> 00:41:18,657 I'M GONNA... IS THAT OKAY? 868 00:41:18,681 --> 00:41:21,369 - AW... 869 00:41:21,393 --> 00:41:22,952 AW, THAT'S SO SWEET. 870 00:41:22,976 --> 00:41:26,873 OKAY. 871 00:41:26,897 --> 00:41:31,753 BUT YOU MIGHT WANNA PICK UP A SECOND BOTTLE OF CHAMPAGNE. - OKAY, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 872 00:41:31,777 --> 00:41:34,131 UM, I'M GONNA GET GOING HERE, UM... 873 00:41:34,155 --> 00:41:37,176 UM, BUT YOU MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME. 874 00:41:37,200 --> 00:41:38,593 I'M GONNA, UH... 875 00:41:38,617 --> 00:41:39,719 - OH! WAIT! - GO AND GET SOME... 876 00:41:39,743 --> 00:41:40,720 - UM... 877 00:41:40,744 --> 00:41:42,306 TAKE YOUR TIME. 878 00:41:42,330 --> 00:41:47,727 I WANNA FRESHEN UP IN THE BATH IF THAT'S OKAY WITH YOU. - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 879 00:41:47,751 --> 00:41:48,728 SURE, UH, IT'S UPSTAIRS. 880 00:41:48,752 --> 00:41:51,273 IF YOU WANNA... 881 00:41:51,297 --> 00:41:53,692 - OH, WAIT! 882 00:41:53,716 --> 00:41:56,593 - [sexy voice] BYE. 883 00:41:58,054 --> 00:41:59,763 - [panting] 884 00:42:02,183 --> 00:42:03,351 [phone ringing] 885 00:42:04,017 --> 00:42:06,354 - HELLO? - SHE'S HERE. 886 00:42:08,398 --> 00:42:10,209 SHE'S HERE! - WHO'S HERE? 887 00:42:10,233 --> 00:42:12,836 - JUNE, SHE'S AT MY PLACE RIGHT NOW. 888 00:42:12,860 --> 00:42:15,505 - SWEET. 889 00:42:15,529 --> 00:42:17,174 YOU'RE THE MAN. 890 00:42:17,198 --> 00:42:18,717 - NO! I'M NOT THE MAN. 891 00:42:18,741 --> 00:42:20,510 I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS IN NEW YORK FOR WORK. 892 00:42:20,534 --> 00:42:23,012 - WHAT? 893 00:42:23,036 --> 00:42:26,058 - LAST NIGHT AFTER I TALKED TO YOU, I LEFT HER THIS CRAZY MESSAGE. 894 00:42:26,082 --> 00:42:28,060 - NO... 895 00:42:28,084 --> 00:42:29,353 YOU DIDN'T. 896 00:42:29,377 --> 00:42:30,354 - I KNOW. 897 00:42:30,378 --> 00:42:31,563 I'M AN IDIOT. 898 00:42:31,587 --> 00:42:32,814 BUT I GOT HER KEYS. 899 00:42:32,838 --> 00:42:34,524 - HER WHAT? 900 00:42:34,548 --> 00:42:38,237 - I'VE GOT TO ERASE THOSE MESSAGES.I'M GONNA SNEAK INTO HER PLACE 901 00:42:38,261 --> 00:42:39,863 TO ERASE THEM. 902 00:42:39,887 --> 00:42:40,905 - THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA, MAN. 903 00:42:40,929 --> 00:42:43,325 - I'VE MADE UP MY MIND. 904 00:42:43,349 --> 00:42:45,453 I'M TAKING CHARGE. 905 00:42:45,477 --> 00:42:47,036 I'M IN CONTROL. 906 00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:48,830 - DALEON! 907 00:42:48,854 --> 00:42:49,998 SHIT! 908 00:42:50,022 --> 00:42:51,023 [dog barking] 909 00:43:09,501 --> 00:43:13,897 [exotic meditation music] 910 00:43:13,921 --> 00:43:17,007 ♪ ♪ 911 00:43:19,092 --> 00:43:23,240 [board creaks] 912 00:43:23,264 --> 00:43:26,559 [gong reverberates] 913 00:44:22,865 --> 00:44:26,845 - HIYAA! 914 00:44:26,869 --> 00:44:27,887 - AAH! - HIYAA! YA! 915 00:44:27,911 --> 00:44:30,014 OOOOH! HIYAA! 916 00:44:30,038 --> 00:44:31,724 - AAH! - YA! 917 00:44:31,748 --> 00:44:32,892 - AAH! 918 00:44:32,916 --> 00:44:34,395 - OH, YEAH, I'VE BEEN WAITING ON THIS. 919 00:44:34,419 --> 00:44:36,729 - WHAT THE HELL? 920 00:44:36,753 --> 00:44:38,064 - YOU WANNA BREAK IN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES? 921 00:44:38,088 --> 00:44:39,732 - AAH! [glass breaking] 922 00:44:39,756 --> 00:44:42,236 - YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE. - [choking] 923 00:44:42,260 --> 00:44:44,238 - I SHOULD SNAP YOUR NECK. 924 00:44:44,262 --> 00:44:45,864 - YOU'RE KILLING ME! - WHAT THE HELL? 925 00:44:45,888 --> 00:44:48,534 - YOUR MOMMA CAN'T HELP YOU NOW, BOY. 926 00:44:48,558 --> 00:44:50,327 - AAH! 927 00:44:50,351 --> 00:44:52,036 HELP! - OH, SHIT. 928 00:44:52,060 --> 00:44:53,037 - HELP! AAH! 929 00:44:53,061 --> 00:44:55,039 I'M JUNE'S BOYFRIEND, DALEON! 930 00:44:55,063 --> 00:44:57,626 - YEAH, AND I'M MIKE TYSON. 931 00:44:57,650 --> 00:44:59,652 - [choking] 932 00:45:03,281 --> 00:45:04,281 - DALEON... 933 00:45:07,410 --> 00:45:09,346 DALEON... 934 00:45:09,370 --> 00:45:10,431 [snaps fingers] WAKE UP. 935 00:45:10,455 --> 00:45:12,224 DALEON? 936 00:45:12,248 --> 00:45:14,435 I THINK YOU KILLED HIM. 937 00:45:14,459 --> 00:45:16,811 COME ON. COME ON, DALEON. 938 00:45:16,835 --> 00:45:18,314 WAKE UP. 939 00:45:18,338 --> 00:45:19,315 [crickets chirping] 940 00:45:19,339 --> 00:45:21,591 - THE DOCTOR SAID YOU NEED TO TAKE TWO OF THESE. 941 00:45:26,136 --> 00:45:30,409 HOW ARE YOU FEELING? 942 00:45:30,433 --> 00:45:32,785 - UH, A LITTLE SORE I GUESS, BUT I'LL BE FINE. 943 00:45:32,809 --> 00:45:36,998 - WELL, YOU DON'T HAVE A CONCUSSION. 944 00:45:37,022 --> 00:45:39,042 IT WAS LACK OF OXYGEN TO THE BRAIN 945 00:45:39,066 --> 00:45:40,544 FROM EXCESSIVE CHOKING THAT CAUSED YOU TO PASS OUT. 946 00:45:40,568 --> 00:45:44,005 - OH, I SEE. 947 00:45:44,029 --> 00:45:46,007 - OH, ARE YOU HUNGRY? 948 00:45:46,031 --> 00:45:47,216 YOU SHOULD PROBABLY EAT YOUR SOUP. 949 00:45:47,240 --> 00:45:50,744 - I NEVER GOT THAT MESSAGE. 950 00:45:50,911 --> 00:45:55,141 - ABOUT NEW YORK? 951 00:45:55,165 --> 00:45:57,269 - YEAH. 952 00:45:57,293 --> 00:45:59,020 THAT ONE. 953 00:45:59,044 --> 00:46:02,106 LOOK, JUNE, I... - SHH. 954 00:46:02,130 --> 00:46:04,859 YOU JUST NEED TO REST RIGHT NOW. 955 00:46:04,883 --> 00:46:06,903 - LOOK, I LOST IT. 956 00:46:06,927 --> 00:46:09,072 WHEN I DIDN'T HEAR FROM YOU... 957 00:46:09,096 --> 00:46:11,408 I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LOSE YOU. 958 00:46:11,432 --> 00:46:13,159 AND THAT'S WHEN I LEFT ALL THOSE MESSAGES... 959 00:46:13,183 --> 00:46:15,078 - 27? 960 00:46:15,102 --> 00:46:16,580 TO BE EXACT. 961 00:46:16,604 --> 00:46:19,123 [sighs] 962 00:46:19,147 --> 00:46:20,626 I DIDN'T LISTEN TO ALL 27 MESSAGES. 963 00:46:20,650 --> 00:46:23,462 PARTLY BECAUSE PHOEBE ERASED THEM. 964 00:46:23,486 --> 00:46:28,007 YOU THOUGHT I DITCHED YOU. 965 00:46:28,031 --> 00:46:30,469 DALEON, I TAKE MY PINKY SWEARS VERY SERIOUSLY. 966 00:46:30,493 --> 00:46:34,764 PART OF ME IS VERY ANGRY WITH YOU. 967 00:46:34,788 --> 00:46:37,393 AND DISAPPOINTED. 968 00:46:37,417 --> 00:46:39,544 BUT THEN THE OTHER PART OF ME... 969 00:46:39,876 --> 00:46:44,525 WELL, I JUST WANNA TAKE CARE OF YOU. 970 00:46:44,549 --> 00:46:48,570 NOW, YOU TAKE IT EASY. 971 00:46:48,594 --> 00:46:51,864 - I WILL NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THAT AGAIN. 972 00:46:51,888 --> 00:46:54,702 - WELL, YOU BETTER NOT. 973 00:46:54,726 --> 00:46:56,537 OR I WILL HURT YOU. 974 00:46:56,561 --> 00:46:59,373 - REALLY? 975 00:46:59,397 --> 00:47:00,832 - [laughs] 976 00:47:00,856 --> 00:47:02,875 REALLY? 977 00:47:02,899 --> 00:47:04,712 - YOU BETTER NOT GET TOO CLOSE, I'M UNDER MEDICATION 978 00:47:04,736 --> 00:47:08,131 AND MY BODY'S REALLY REACTING AND ANYTHING COULD HAPPEN. 979 00:47:08,155 --> 00:47:12,135 - MM. 980 00:47:12,159 --> 00:47:13,302 WELL, FROM NOW ON... 981 00:47:13,326 --> 00:47:16,748 YOUR NEEDS... 982 00:47:16,913 --> 00:47:21,060 BELONG TO ME. 983 00:47:21,084 --> 00:47:23,062 - ALL OF THEM? 984 00:47:23,086 --> 00:47:24,814 - ALL... OF... THEM. 985 00:47:24,838 --> 00:47:27,108 - [chuckles] - HMM. 986 00:47:27,132 --> 00:47:29,403 [kisses] 987 00:47:29,427 --> 00:47:30,595 [giggles] 988 00:47:34,807 --> 00:47:38,787 MY GOD. 989 00:47:38,811 --> 00:47:40,955 HE JUST LEFT AND I DON'T THINK 990 00:47:40,979 --> 00:47:42,541 I'M GOING INTO THE OFFICE TODAY. 991 00:47:42,565 --> 00:47:45,001 - AT LEAST ONE OF US IS SPARKLING THIS MORNING. 992 00:47:45,025 --> 00:47:48,111 - THE EMBERS OF PASSION HAVE TURNED INTO A BLAZE. 993 00:47:50,615 --> 00:47:52,365 THE MAN IS A SAVAGE. 994 00:47:54,910 --> 00:47:59,641 - SO URKEL TURNED ON YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE LIGHTS, HUH? COULD HE STILL PERFORM AFTER PHOEBE KICKED HIS ASS? 995 00:47:59,665 --> 00:48:02,770 - ALL RIGHT, VERY FUNNY. 996 00:48:02,794 --> 00:48:05,104 I MEAN, RISKING EVERYTHING LIKE THAT FOR LOVE, 997 00:48:05,128 --> 00:48:08,107 AND ESPECIALLY AFTER WHAT PHOEBE PUT HIM THROUGH. 998 00:48:08,131 --> 00:48:11,152 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE ACTUALLY TAKING THIS GUY SERIOUSLY. 999 00:48:11,176 --> 00:48:14,030 - WELL, WE ARE HAVING DINNER TONIGHT. 1000 00:48:14,054 --> 00:48:16,742 AND YES, WE'RE GONNA HAVE A SERIOUS TALK. 1001 00:48:16,766 --> 00:48:20,412 - ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT? 1002 00:48:20,436 --> 00:48:22,498 - MAYBE. 1003 00:48:22,522 --> 00:48:23,540 - WHAT ABOUT YOUR PARENTS? 1004 00:48:23,564 --> 00:48:25,166 - WHAT IF HE'S NOT OPEN TO THESE THINGS? 1005 00:48:25,190 --> 00:48:26,292 DOES HE KNOW YOU'RE ADOPTED? 1006 00:48:26,316 --> 00:48:30,589 - WELL, WE ARE GONNA TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING TONIGHT. INCLUDING MY PARENTS. 1007 00:48:30,613 --> 00:48:32,197 - [sighs] 1008 00:48:33,741 --> 00:48:34,741 - DALEON... 1009 00:48:37,870 --> 00:48:40,474 THERE'S SOMETHING THAT I WANNA TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 1010 00:48:40,498 --> 00:48:43,644 IT'S MY PARENTS. 1011 00:48:43,668 --> 00:48:45,562 - HUH? 1012 00:48:45,586 --> 00:48:47,355 JUNE, PLEASE, I WOULDN'T CARE 1013 00:48:47,379 --> 00:48:48,649 IF YOUR PARENTS WERE PINK ELEPHANTS. 1014 00:48:48,673 --> 00:48:50,859 THEY MADE YOU. 1015 00:48:50,883 --> 00:48:51,901 - DALEON, I'M ADOPTED. 1016 00:48:51,925 --> 00:48:55,113 - THAT'S WONDERFUL. 1017 00:48:55,137 --> 00:48:57,073 JUNE, I KNOW THIS IS A BIG DEAL, 1018 00:48:57,097 --> 00:48:58,492 BUT I'M NOT LIKE ANY OF THE OTHER GUYS YOU'VE DATED. 1019 00:48:58,516 --> 00:49:00,869 - OKAY, DALEON, MY PARENTS ARE... 1020 00:49:00,893 --> 00:49:02,370 - I TELL YOU WHAT. 1021 00:49:02,394 --> 00:49:03,872 WHY DON'T I MEET YOUR PARENTS? 1022 00:49:03,896 --> 00:49:05,289 BETTER YET, WHY DON'T YOU MEET MY PARENTS TOO? 1023 00:49:05,313 --> 00:49:07,668 - YOU'RE SERIOUS. 1024 00:49:07,692 --> 00:49:09,837 - YES. 1025 00:49:09,861 --> 00:49:12,338 - I THINK THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 1026 00:49:12,362 --> 00:49:15,198 - OKAY. - OKAY. 1027 00:49:15,365 --> 00:49:19,345 OKAY! 1028 00:49:19,369 --> 00:49:20,346 [laughs] 1029 00:49:20,370 --> 00:49:21,723 OH, WE'LL HAVE THE DINNER AT MY PARENTS' HOUSE. 1030 00:49:21,747 --> 00:49:24,100 - GREAT. 1031 00:49:24,124 --> 00:49:25,351 - THEY WILL BE SO EXCITED. 1032 00:49:25,375 --> 00:49:28,772 I CAN'T WAIT. 1033 00:49:28,796 --> 00:49:31,131 - THEN IT'S ALL SET. 1034 00:49:32,215 --> 00:49:34,176 [kisses] 1035 00:49:36,219 --> 00:49:37,805 - REVEREND? 1036 00:49:39,557 --> 00:49:44,245 MY GOD IS A GOOD GOD, THE BOY DONE FOUND A DATE! - HALLELUJAH! 1037 00:49:44,269 --> 00:49:45,497 WHOO! THANK YOU, JESUS! 1038 00:49:45,521 --> 00:49:47,165 - ARE YOU SITTING DOWN? 1039 00:49:47,189 --> 00:49:49,567 OUR LITTLE JUNE IS BRINGING A GUY HOME FOR DINNER. 1040 00:49:50,192 --> 00:49:54,172 - WHAT? 1041 00:49:54,196 --> 00:49:55,214 - WE ARE GOING TO DINNER SUNDAY. 1042 00:49:55,238 --> 00:49:57,300 TO MEET HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND. 1043 00:49:57,324 --> 00:49:59,010 - PRAYERS DO WORK, MM. 1044 00:49:59,034 --> 00:50:00,888 - IS HE CONVERTING? 1045 00:50:00,912 --> 00:50:02,514 - LISTEN, I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. 1046 00:50:02,538 --> 00:50:03,807 I'M GONNA TELL EVERYBODY ALL ABOUT IT. 1047 00:50:03,831 --> 00:50:04,892 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YEAH. 1048 00:50:04,916 --> 00:50:08,060 - WELL, I WAS JUST THINKING THE OCCASION...- BROCCOLI WITH HOLLANDAISE SAUCE. 1049 00:50:08,084 --> 00:50:09,730 - NO, NO, NO, OF COURSE YOU'LL COOK. 1050 00:50:09,754 --> 00:50:11,815 NO, NO, YOU'LL COOK. 1051 00:50:11,839 --> 00:50:12,941 THAT'S IT, YOU'RE COOKING. 1052 00:50:12,965 --> 00:50:16,820 - COME ON, DAD! WE'RE GONNA BE LATE. 1053 00:50:16,844 --> 00:50:17,987 - OH, RELAX, BOY, I'M COMING. 1054 00:50:18,011 --> 00:50:20,990 WHAT KIND OF FOLK ARE THEY, ANYWAY? 1055 00:50:21,014 --> 00:50:22,491 - WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? 1056 00:50:22,515 --> 00:50:23,702 THEY'RE PEOPLE JUST LIKE US. 1057 00:50:23,726 --> 00:50:25,161 - ARE THEY CHRISTIAN? 1058 00:50:25,185 --> 00:50:26,269 - WE'LL BE IN THE CAR. 1059 00:50:29,147 --> 00:50:33,545 - AAH, RUNNING A LITTLE... 1060 00:50:33,569 --> 00:50:36,047 - LATE. 1061 00:50:36,071 --> 00:50:37,173 - COME ON IN. 1062 00:50:37,197 --> 00:50:38,675 - SORRY, HONEY. 1063 00:50:38,699 --> 00:50:39,968 - WELL, I'M JUST REALLY HAPPY THAT YOU'RE HERE. 1064 00:50:39,992 --> 00:50:42,220 [kisses] 1065 00:50:42,244 --> 00:50:43,597 - WELL, THESE FINE FOLKS ARE MY PARENTS. 1066 00:50:43,621 --> 00:50:46,474 MR. AND MRS. MYERS. 1067 00:50:46,498 --> 00:50:48,142 - HI, I'M JUNE FLOWERS, AND IT IS SUCH A PLEASURE 1068 00:50:48,166 --> 00:50:51,354 TO MEET THE BOTH OF YOU. 1069 00:50:51,378 --> 00:50:52,773 - WELL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU TOO. 1070 00:50:52,797 --> 00:50:54,900 [laughter] 1071 00:50:54,924 --> 00:50:56,192 - OH, GOOD GOSH, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL. 1072 00:50:56,216 --> 00:50:58,027 - SHE'S GORGEOUS. - [laughs] 1073 00:50:58,051 --> 00:50:59,278 - IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU TOO, JUNE. 1074 00:50:59,302 --> 00:51:01,030 [laughs] 1075 00:51:01,054 --> 00:51:02,031 - OH. 1076 00:51:02,055 --> 00:51:03,032 - WHERE'S YOUR PARENTS? 1077 00:51:03,056 --> 00:51:04,116 - UM, WELL... - WELL, WELL, WELL! 1078 00:51:04,140 --> 00:51:05,827 HELLO, EVERYONE! 1079 00:51:05,851 --> 00:51:08,854 - DOES SHE HAVE A WHITE DADDY OR AM I SEEING THINGS? 1080 00:51:10,898 --> 00:51:13,125 - WELL, BLESS THE LORD. 1081 00:51:13,149 --> 00:51:14,878 - [laughs] 1082 00:51:14,902 --> 00:51:17,046 - AAH, IT'S SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET MR. MYERS, MRS. MYERS. 1083 00:51:17,070 --> 00:51:20,884 - [surprised laugh] 1084 00:51:20,908 --> 00:51:22,551 - DALEON! WHAT A PLEASURE. 1085 00:51:22,575 --> 00:51:24,053 [laughs] 1086 00:51:24,077 --> 00:51:26,305 OH, DAMN IT! THEY DID IT AGAIN! 1087 00:51:26,329 --> 00:51:28,266 LUPE! EXCUSE ME. 1088 00:51:28,290 --> 00:51:31,102 NEVER PUT TULIPS NEXT TO ROSES! 1089 00:51:31,126 --> 00:51:34,313 LUPE! 1090 00:51:34,337 --> 00:51:35,356 - [whispering] FLOWERS. 1091 00:51:35,380 --> 00:51:40,528 - OH, YOU KNOW, I THINK LUPE DOES IT ON PURPOSE. FRANCAISE, OUR GUESTS ARE HERE! 1092 00:51:40,552 --> 00:51:41,947 COME ON OUT! 1093 00:51:41,971 --> 00:51:43,031 - [laughs] 1094 00:51:43,055 --> 00:51:44,032 - LET'S GO EAT, HUH? 1095 00:51:44,056 --> 00:51:46,224 - THIS IS GONNA BE SO MUCH FUN. 1096 00:51:47,142 --> 00:51:51,122 - HEH... 1097 00:51:51,146 --> 00:51:53,709 - [chuckles] 1098 00:51:53,733 --> 00:51:55,836 [opera music] 1099 00:51:55,860 --> 00:51:58,863 ♪ ♪ 1100 00:52:06,536 --> 00:52:11,042 - [man singing along to opera] 1101 00:52:23,595 --> 00:52:28,534 NOW, NORMALLY, I WOULD HAVE USED FRESH ROSEMARY. 1102 00:52:28,558 --> 00:52:31,079 SMELL THE DIFFERENCE? - MM. 1103 00:52:31,103 --> 00:52:32,496 - BUT THE MARKET THAT I USUALLY FREQUENT 1104 00:52:32,520 --> 00:52:34,290 WAS CLOSED. 1105 00:52:34,314 --> 00:52:35,291 JESUS! 1106 00:52:35,315 --> 00:52:37,878 AND THE PARKING... 1107 00:52:37,902 --> 00:52:38,962 WHAT A NIGHTMARE! 1108 00:52:38,986 --> 00:52:40,672 MY MOTHER WOULD HAVE FALLEN OUT OF HER CHAIR 1109 00:52:40,696 --> 00:52:42,841 AND DIED. 1110 00:52:42,865 --> 00:52:44,225 - HONEY, THIS FOOD LOOKS FANTASTIC. 1111 00:52:47,953 --> 00:52:51,808 - DID YOU BRING MY BLOOD PRESSURE MEDICINE? 1112 00:52:51,832 --> 00:52:53,559 - BE NICE. 1113 00:52:53,583 --> 00:52:55,020 - UM, I HOPE THAT YOU BOTH LIKE ROASTED DUCK? 1114 00:52:55,044 --> 00:52:59,315 - YEAH. - MM-HM. 1115 00:52:59,339 --> 00:53:00,316 - DUCK. 1116 00:53:00,340 --> 00:53:01,902 - HEH, I'D RATHER EAT A TIRE. - OH, NOW, YES. 1117 00:53:01,926 --> 00:53:05,196 WE LIKE IT JUST FINE. 1118 00:53:05,220 --> 00:53:07,615 - UH, LOOKS DELICIOUS. 1119 00:53:07,639 --> 00:53:11,703 - AFTER OVER 30 YEARS, ISN'T HE STILL A DOLL? 1120 00:53:11,727 --> 00:53:15,289 - [laughs] HEY, NO TONGUE. 1121 00:53:15,313 --> 00:53:16,665 WE HAVE GUESTS. 1122 00:53:16,689 --> 00:53:17,918 - [laughs] 1123 00:53:17,942 --> 00:53:18,919 - OH, LORD HAVE MERCY. 1124 00:53:18,943 --> 00:53:20,252 - THANK GOD, I DIDN'T THINK HE'D EVER MAKE 1125 00:53:20,276 --> 00:53:21,337 AN HONEST GIRL OUT OF ME. 1126 00:53:21,361 --> 00:53:22,463 - [laughs] - HOORAY! 1127 00:53:22,487 --> 00:53:24,215 PROP 8! 1128 00:53:24,239 --> 00:53:25,383 [speaks Yiddish] MADE IT JUST IN TIME. 1129 00:53:25,407 --> 00:53:27,719 - [laughs] 1130 00:53:27,743 --> 00:53:29,888 - [giggles] 1131 00:53:29,912 --> 00:53:30,889 - DALBERT, WHY DON'T YOU 1132 00:53:30,913 --> 00:53:33,058 BLESS THE TABLE? 1133 00:53:33,082 --> 00:53:35,601 - [uncomfortable laugh] 1134 00:53:35,625 --> 00:53:40,380 - OH, YES... YES! THAT'S A TERRIFIC IDEA. 1135 00:53:46,594 --> 00:53:51,200 - LORD, IT'S DALBERT MYERS HERE. 1136 00:53:51,224 --> 00:53:56,123 AS YOUR HUMBLE SERVANT, I DO NOT QUESTION YOU 1137 00:53:56,147 --> 00:53:58,083 PUNISHING ME. 1138 00:53:58,107 --> 00:54:00,168 I HAVEN'T ALWAYS DONE MY BEST BY THIS BOY. 1139 00:54:00,192 --> 00:54:03,254 AHEM. 1140 00:54:03,278 --> 00:54:04,547 AND I KNOW THAT... 1141 00:54:04,571 --> 00:54:07,466 I KNOW THAT I'M SELFISH AND UNWORTHY. 1142 00:54:07,490 --> 00:54:09,928 BUT PLEASE... 1143 00:54:09,952 --> 00:54:11,763 DELIVER US FROM THESE ABOMINATIONS 1144 00:54:11,787 --> 00:54:15,224 AND PROTECT US FROM THE WICKEDNESS OF THE FLESH. WHICH LEADS TO UNHOLY RELATIONS. 1145 00:54:15,248 --> 00:54:16,810 AND THANK YOU, THANK YOU! 1146 00:54:16,834 --> 00:54:18,145 THANK YOU FOR THE BROCCOLI. 1147 00:54:18,169 --> 00:54:19,228 [laughs] 1148 00:54:19,252 --> 00:54:20,604 OH, WE COULD HAVE HAD GREENS. 1149 00:54:20,628 --> 00:54:22,731 UH, AND THANK YOU FOR THE EGGPLANT. 1150 00:54:22,755 --> 00:54:24,818 [laughs] 1151 00:54:24,842 --> 00:54:25,819 BUT I PREFER YAMS. 1152 00:54:25,843 --> 00:54:28,428 AND THANK YOU FOR THE... 1153 00:54:29,762 --> 00:54:31,223 DUCK. 1154 00:54:33,766 --> 00:54:36,037 BUT IT AIN'T FRIED CHICKEN. 1155 00:54:36,061 --> 00:54:37,288 AND THANK YOU FOR ALL THIS FOOD, AMEN. 1156 00:54:37,312 --> 00:54:40,291 - AMEN. - AMEN. 1157 00:54:40,315 --> 00:54:43,128 - YES, LOVE. 1158 00:54:43,152 --> 00:54:44,295 I LOVE FRIED CHICKEN AND COLLARD GREENS 1159 00:54:44,319 --> 00:54:45,839 AND ALL THAT CHOLESTEROL. 1160 00:54:45,863 --> 00:54:49,885 EXTRA STUFF, YOU KNOW, DON'T I, FRANCAISE? - OH, FRANKIE. 1161 00:54:49,909 --> 00:54:54,513 REMEMBER WHEN WE DINED WITH ALL THOSE SEXY BLACK PEOPLE AT THAT LITTLE SOUL FOOD CAFE? 1162 00:54:54,537 --> 00:54:57,017 AFTER THE MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY 1163 00:54:57,041 --> 00:54:58,018 PARADE LAST YEAR. 1164 00:54:58,042 --> 00:54:59,144 WE SPONSORED THE MOST GLAMOROUS FLOAT 1165 00:54:59,168 --> 00:55:02,521 IN THE ENTIRE PARADE. 1166 00:55:02,545 --> 00:55:04,065 IT WAS TO DIE FOR. 1167 00:55:04,089 --> 00:55:05,566 [hits table] 1168 00:55:05,590 --> 00:55:06,567 NO! IT WAS TO DIE FIVE! 1169 00:55:06,591 --> 00:55:09,178 [laughter] 1170 00:55:15,935 --> 00:55:20,248 - WELL, BLOOD OF JESUS. 1171 00:55:20,272 --> 00:55:24,044 - I WISH I HAD SOME HOT SAUCE FOR MY FOOD. 1172 00:55:24,068 --> 00:55:26,213 THAT WOULD BE GLAMOROUS. 1173 00:55:26,237 --> 00:55:28,215 - UH, PERHAPS THERE'S SOME IN THE KITCHEN. 1174 00:55:28,239 --> 00:55:29,883 I'LL CHECK. 1175 00:55:29,907 --> 00:55:31,051 - UH, I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. 1176 00:55:31,075 --> 00:55:33,576 - AND BLESS YOU FOR MAKING US THIS FINE DINNER THIS EVENING. 1177 00:55:34,827 --> 00:55:39,499 - OH, C'EST MOI PLEASURE, I'M SURE. 1178 00:55:41,043 --> 00:55:42,883 - HMM, FUNNY WHEN YOU ARE LOOKING FOR SOMETHING 1179 00:55:46,006 --> 00:55:48,193 YOU CAN NEVER EVER FIND IT. 1180 00:55:48,217 --> 00:55:52,197 AH! 1181 00:55:52,221 --> 00:55:53,531 HERE IT IS. 1182 00:55:53,555 --> 00:55:56,243 WERE YOU HIDING FROM ME? 1183 00:55:56,267 --> 00:55:57,826 [giggles] 1184 00:55:57,850 --> 00:55:59,703 - HONEY, ARE YOUR PARENTS GAY? 1185 00:55:59,727 --> 00:56:01,413 YOU NEVER TOLD ME. 1186 00:56:01,437 --> 00:56:03,523 - I DIDN'T THINK I HAD TO. 1187 00:56:06,068 --> 00:56:07,068 - SO... 1188 00:56:10,072 --> 00:56:11,132 FRANKIE. 1189 00:56:11,156 --> 00:56:13,051 HOW DID YOU GET INTO THE FLOWER BUSINESS? 1190 00:56:13,075 --> 00:56:16,387 - STARTED OUT WORKING WEDDINGS FOR THE MOB. 1191 00:56:16,411 --> 00:56:18,806 MY UNCLE VINNIE WAS CONNECTED. 1192 00:56:18,830 --> 00:56:21,559 - I'LL BET. - AHEM! 1193 00:56:21,583 --> 00:56:23,270 - DAD... 1194 00:56:23,294 --> 00:56:24,728 - WEDDINGS! OH, WE LOVE WEDDINGS. 1195 00:56:24,752 --> 00:56:26,231 WE LA-LA-LA-LA-LOVE WED... 1196 00:56:26,255 --> 00:56:28,066 - MOM? MOM? 1197 00:56:28,090 --> 00:56:29,400 PLEASE. - SORRY. 1198 00:56:29,424 --> 00:56:31,443 - THANKS, YOU... 1199 00:56:31,467 --> 00:56:35,115 - UH, MRS. MYERS, DO YOU HAVE OTHER CHILDREN? 1200 00:56:35,139 --> 00:56:37,366 - UH, NO, DALEON'S OUR ONLY CHILD. 1201 00:56:37,390 --> 00:56:39,743 - I REMEMBER WHEN WE FIRST SAW JUNE. 1202 00:56:39,767 --> 00:56:41,495 OOH, WHAT A [speaks Yiddish]. 1203 00:56:41,519 --> 00:56:44,958 I REMEMBER THAT BEAUTIFUL DAY WHEN WE... 1204 00:56:44,982 --> 00:56:48,211 IN JUNE! 1205 00:56:48,235 --> 00:56:49,378 WHEN WE BROUGHT JUNE HOME. 1206 00:56:49,402 --> 00:56:51,380 AAH! 1207 00:56:51,404 --> 00:56:52,506 YOU KNOW WE ADOPTED HER. 1208 00:56:52,530 --> 00:56:53,841 - OH! 1209 00:56:53,865 --> 00:56:54,926 OH, WELL, I SEE! 1210 00:56:54,950 --> 00:56:57,720 - AND YOU... 1211 00:56:57,744 --> 00:56:59,180 DALEON. 1212 00:56:59,204 --> 00:57:00,348 WHAT A HANDSOME YOUNG MAN. 1213 00:57:00,372 --> 00:57:02,474 - YEAH, HE COULD EVEN BE A POLITICIAN. 1214 00:57:02,498 --> 00:57:04,352 [laughs] 1215 00:57:04,376 --> 00:57:05,644 - YOU KNOW WE VOTED FOR BARACK OBAMA. 1216 00:57:05,668 --> 00:57:08,231 - NOT A POLITICIAN, BUT I DO BELIEVE IN THINGS 1217 00:57:08,255 --> 00:57:10,233 BEING POLITICALLY CORRECT. 1218 00:57:10,257 --> 00:57:12,610 - THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN A JUDGE. 1219 00:57:12,634 --> 00:57:16,554 [laughter] 1220 00:57:20,142 --> 00:57:24,122 - SO... 1221 00:57:24,146 --> 00:57:26,707 WHAT DOES A GAY HORSE EAT? 1222 00:57:26,731 --> 00:57:30,628 [effeminate voice] HAY! 1223 00:57:30,652 --> 00:57:32,404 [laughter] 1224 00:57:32,695 --> 00:57:35,407 - AND HE WAS FUNNY! 1225 00:57:36,992 --> 00:57:39,637 DALBY, YOU SURE YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ANOTHER 1226 00:57:39,661 --> 00:57:41,555 SLICE OF CHEESECAKE? 1227 00:57:41,579 --> 00:57:42,931 - OH, NO, NO. I COULDN'T... I WOULD BUST. 1228 00:57:42,955 --> 00:57:45,434 [laughs] 1229 00:57:45,458 --> 00:57:46,560 - DALBERT. 1230 00:57:46,584 --> 00:57:49,480 I HATE TO PULL YOU OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE, BUT YOU WANNA JOIN ME IN THE DEN 1231 00:57:49,504 --> 00:57:50,731 FOR A LITTLE SHOT OF SCOTCH? 1232 00:57:50,755 --> 00:57:53,525 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA GO THERE, TINKERBELL? 1233 00:57:53,549 --> 00:57:56,321 - DALBERT. 1234 00:57:56,345 --> 00:57:57,738 - OH, I'LL HAVE A POP. 1235 00:57:57,762 --> 00:57:59,407 - AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE DISHES. 1236 00:57:59,431 --> 00:58:00,449 I WILL TAKE CARE OF THEM ALL. 1237 00:58:00,473 --> 00:58:01,909 - WELL, THANK YOU, SWEETHEART. 1238 00:58:01,933 --> 00:58:03,702 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 1239 00:58:03,726 --> 00:58:08,166 - MRS. MYERS, WOULD YOU CARE TO JOIN ME IN THE GARDEN? - WELL, SURE, SURE. 1240 00:58:08,190 --> 00:58:11,193 - WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE, DALBERT? 1241 00:58:12,777 --> 00:58:15,547 MI CASA ES SU CASA. 1242 00:58:15,571 --> 00:58:19,551 STRAWBERRY? 1243 00:58:19,575 --> 00:58:20,594 FRUIT PUNCH? 1244 00:58:20,618 --> 00:58:24,140 WILL SHE LET YOU HAVE A ROOT BEER? - WHISKEY ON THE ROCKS, FLOWERS. 1245 00:58:24,164 --> 00:58:25,683 - OH-HO-HO. 1246 00:58:25,707 --> 00:58:27,685 BIG BOY STUFF. 1247 00:58:27,709 --> 00:58:29,603 - THE DOCTOR TOLD ME I'M SUPPOSED TO RELAX. 1248 00:58:29,627 --> 00:58:32,648 - MM-HM. 1249 00:58:32,672 --> 00:58:33,649 - [cries] 1250 00:58:33,673 --> 00:58:34,900 BUT EVER SINCE ENIS DIED... 1251 00:58:34,924 --> 00:58:38,279 - WHO? ENIS? 1252 00:58:38,303 --> 00:58:39,488 - MY LITTLE POOCH. 1253 00:58:39,512 --> 00:58:40,614 [hysterical screams] 1254 00:58:40,638 --> 00:58:43,534 - IT'S FINE, YOU'LL BE FINE. 1255 00:58:43,558 --> 00:58:44,702 YOU'LL BE FINE. 1256 00:58:44,726 --> 00:58:45,977 - [cries] 1257 00:58:47,479 --> 00:58:48,980 - OH. 1258 00:58:51,483 --> 00:58:53,378 OH, HONEY. 1259 00:58:53,402 --> 00:58:54,878 OH, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1260 00:58:54,902 --> 00:58:57,090 - [cries] 1261 00:58:57,114 --> 00:58:58,674 - YOU WERE BEING AN ASS. 1262 00:58:58,698 --> 00:59:01,177 - I'M SORRY, BUT I JUST THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN 1263 00:59:01,201 --> 00:59:04,222 A THOUGHTFUL GESTURE IF YOU WOULD HAVE AT LEAST MENTIONED IT. 1264 00:59:04,246 --> 00:59:05,639 - MENTIONED WHAT, DALEON? 1265 00:59:05,663 --> 00:59:08,517 THAT I HAVE TWO GAY FATHERS AS MY PARENTS? - WELL, YEAH. 1266 00:59:08,541 --> 00:59:10,311 - I DON'T HAVE TO MENTION ANYTHING CONCERNING MY PARENTS' 1267 00:59:10,335 --> 00:59:12,480 SEXUAL ORIENTATION. 1268 00:59:12,504 --> 00:59:15,066 DALEON, THEY'RE MY PARENTS. 1269 00:59:15,090 --> 00:59:16,608 AND THAT'S THE WAY IT IS. 1270 00:59:16,632 --> 00:59:18,026 - WELL, I CAN ACCEPT THAT. 1271 00:59:18,050 --> 00:59:19,237 BUT WHEN YOU MENTIONED YOUR MOM AND ALL, 1272 00:59:19,261 --> 00:59:20,529 I WAS OBVIOUSLY THINKING ABOUT A LADY. 1273 00:59:20,553 --> 00:59:22,573 AND IT JUST TOOK ME BY STORM. 1274 00:59:22,597 --> 00:59:24,992 AND MY PARENTS... 1275 00:59:25,016 --> 00:59:26,202 OH, MY GOD, MY PARENTS! 1276 00:59:26,226 --> 00:59:27,495 - YOUR PARENTS? 1277 00:59:27,519 --> 00:59:29,205 YOU KNOW, A LITTLE FOREWARNING 1278 00:59:29,229 --> 00:59:30,873 WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE CONCERNING YOUR FATHER 1279 00:59:30,897 --> 00:59:32,833 EZEKIEL THE STONE THROWER. 1280 00:59:32,857 --> 00:59:36,504 - FOOTBALL, HUH? 1281 00:59:36,528 --> 00:59:39,424 MUST HAVE BEEN THE ALL-AMERICAN DRILL TEAM. 1282 00:59:39,448 --> 00:59:41,217 [laughs] 1283 00:59:41,241 --> 00:59:43,844 - WHAT'S IT SAY? 1284 00:59:43,868 --> 00:59:45,245 BUCKWHEAT! 1285 00:59:46,078 --> 00:59:50,226 - ACTUALLY... 1286 00:59:50,250 --> 00:59:51,769 THIS LOOKS LIKE ONE OF MY TROPHIES... 1287 00:59:51,793 --> 00:59:53,061 SUGARTANK. 1288 00:59:53,085 --> 00:59:55,315 - SYRACUSE, FIRST STRING, ALL-AMERICAN. 1289 00:59:55,339 --> 00:59:59,402 - WEST VIRGINIA, ALL-DEFENSIVE TEAM. 1290 00:59:59,426 --> 01:00:02,696 - MYERS... 1291 01:00:02,720 --> 01:00:04,823 BIG BLACK UGLY LINEBACKER? - IN YOUR FACE, BABY. 1292 01:00:04,847 --> 01:00:08,577 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, FLOWERS. 1293 01:00:08,601 --> 01:00:10,538 SYRACUSE... 1294 01:00:10,562 --> 01:00:11,872 WIDE RECEIVER? 1295 01:00:11,896 --> 01:00:13,040 - TIGHT END, BITCH. 1296 01:00:13,064 --> 01:00:15,376 - OH, KISS MY ASS. 1297 01:00:15,400 --> 01:00:17,236 - [laughs] 1298 01:00:17,610 --> 01:00:20,239 - I ALWAYS KNEW YOU WERE A LITTLE QUASAR. 1299 01:00:22,407 --> 01:00:24,885 [laughter] 1300 01:00:24,909 --> 01:00:28,096 - YOUR LITTLE DOGGIE... 1301 01:00:28,120 --> 01:00:30,748 PROBABLY RIGHT UP THERE IN DOGGIE HEAVEN RIGHT NOW. 1302 01:00:31,624 --> 01:00:33,793 YEAH, WAGGING HIS LITTLE TAIL. 1303 01:00:36,171 --> 01:00:38,649 - [laughs] 1304 01:00:38,673 --> 01:00:39,650 - MISSING YOU. 1305 01:00:39,674 --> 01:00:41,735 - [sniffling] 1306 01:00:41,759 --> 01:00:44,029 [cries] 1307 01:00:44,053 --> 01:00:45,864 [kissing] 1308 01:00:45,888 --> 01:00:46,865 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1309 01:00:46,889 --> 01:00:49,868 - [cries] 1310 01:00:49,892 --> 01:00:52,580 - I UNDERSTAND. 1311 01:00:52,604 --> 01:00:53,914 - OH, MY GOD. 1312 01:00:53,938 --> 01:00:55,707 I LOVE YOUR HAIR. 1313 01:00:55,731 --> 01:00:57,418 [cries] 1314 01:00:57,442 --> 01:01:00,963 - I MISS MY DOGGIE TOO. 1315 01:01:00,987 --> 01:01:02,965 - [cries] 1316 01:01:02,989 --> 01:01:04,967 - POOCHIE. - ENIS. 1317 01:01:04,991 --> 01:01:07,470 - MY LOVE WAS POOCHIE. 1318 01:01:07,494 --> 01:01:09,721 - WELL, MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOUR PARENTS 1319 01:01:09,745 --> 01:01:12,392 THAT GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE. 1320 01:01:12,416 --> 01:01:14,561 NOT ADAM AND STEVE. 1321 01:01:14,585 --> 01:01:16,061 - EW! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU, DALEON. 1322 01:01:16,085 --> 01:01:18,481 LOOK AT ME. 1323 01:01:18,505 --> 01:01:20,441 THEY MADE ME THE WOMAN THAT I AM TODAY. 1324 01:01:20,465 --> 01:01:23,444 THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE THE MOST WONDERFUL, 1325 01:01:23,468 --> 01:01:25,654 KIND-HEARTED, NON-JUDGMENTAL PEOPLE 1326 01:01:25,678 --> 01:01:27,823 IN THIS ENTIRE GODFORSAKEN CESSPOOL OF MINDS 1327 01:01:27,847 --> 01:01:30,368 THAT DON'T THINK AND HEARTS THAT DON'T FEEL. 1328 01:01:30,392 --> 01:01:33,996 AND FURTHERMORE, DEAR, 1329 01:01:34,020 --> 01:01:35,956 THEY COME WITH THE PACKAGE. 1330 01:01:35,980 --> 01:01:38,983 [slams door] 1331 01:01:40,026 --> 01:01:41,169 - I WANT THE PACKAGE. 1332 01:01:41,193 --> 01:01:44,739 JUNE, WOULD YOU JUST TALK TO ME? 1333 01:01:51,538 --> 01:01:55,643 - DALEON... 1334 01:01:55,667 --> 01:01:58,854 SHE'S NOT GONNA COME OUT. 1335 01:01:58,878 --> 01:02:02,317 WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO? 1336 01:02:02,341 --> 01:02:06,028 - OKAY, ALL RIGHT. 1337 01:02:06,052 --> 01:02:07,195 - ♪ IF YOU DON'T EXPRESS YOURSELF ♪ 1338 01:02:07,219 --> 01:02:11,534 ♪ HOW AM I TO KNOW? ♪ 1339 01:02:11,558 --> 01:02:14,245 ♪ IS IT WRITTEN IN YOUR EYES ♪ 1340 01:02:14,269 --> 01:02:16,830 ♪ OR IS OUR LOVE JUST MADE OF LIES? ♪ 1341 01:02:16,854 --> 01:02:20,335 ♪ LIE AFTER LIE ♪ 1342 01:02:20,359 --> 01:02:22,402 ♪ LIE AFTER LIE ♪ 1343 01:02:26,657 --> 01:02:30,678 ♪ OOH ♪ 1344 01:02:30,702 --> 01:02:31,720 ♪ IF YOU TAKE THE TIME TO SEE ♪ 1345 01:02:31,744 --> 01:02:35,140 ♪ WHAT COULD REALLY BE ♪ 1346 01:02:35,164 --> 01:02:37,518 ♪ IF YOU OPEN UP YOUR MIND ♪ 1347 01:02:37,542 --> 01:02:40,521 ♪ LEAVE THE PAST BEHIND ♪ 1348 01:02:40,545 --> 01:02:43,524 ♪ BABY YOU WILL FIND ♪ 1349 01:02:43,548 --> 01:02:45,925 ♪ OUR LOVE WILL LAST AS LONG AS TIME ♪ 1350 01:02:48,928 --> 01:02:50,597 ♪ WHEN I TRY TO LEAVE ♪ 1351 01:02:53,308 --> 01:02:56,329 ♪ WHAT I ALWAYS FIND ♪ 1352 01:02:56,353 --> 01:02:57,770 ♪ IS YOU'RE HEAVY ON MY MIND ♪ 1353 01:03:00,940 --> 01:03:05,212 ♪ I THINK OF YOU ♪ 1354 01:03:05,236 --> 01:03:08,215 ♪ LIKE ALL THE TIME ♪ 1355 01:03:08,239 --> 01:03:09,560 ♪ 'CAUSE YOU'RE HEAVY ON MY MIND ♪ 1356 01:03:12,536 --> 01:03:13,536 ♪ YOU'RE SO UNIQUE ♪ 1357 01:03:16,872 --> 01:03:19,560 ♪ ONE OF A KIND ♪ 1358 01:03:19,584 --> 01:03:21,168 ♪ YOU'RE HEAVY ON MY MIND ♪ 1359 01:03:23,630 --> 01:03:24,756 ♪ LIKE THE MOON ♪ 1360 01:03:27,925 --> 01:03:29,820 ♪ THE STARS ♪ 1361 01:03:29,844 --> 01:03:31,196 ♪ AND THE SUN WILL SHINE ♪ 1362 01:03:31,220 --> 01:03:32,740 ♪ YOU'RE HEAVY ON MY MIND ♪ 1363 01:03:32,764 --> 01:03:36,201 - LET'S GO FIND SOME HOT HONEYS... 1364 01:03:36,225 --> 01:03:37,578 GIVE... GIVE ME THAT! 1365 01:03:37,602 --> 01:03:38,579 WILL YOU STOP DRINKING? 1366 01:03:38,603 --> 01:03:41,039 COME ON, YOU ARE WASTED. 1367 01:03:41,063 --> 01:03:42,040 AAH! 1368 01:03:42,064 --> 01:03:43,858 - BLAGH! 1369 01:03:47,487 --> 01:03:52,134 - MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD HIM. 1370 01:03:52,158 --> 01:03:54,637 TAKE IT FROM ME, IT TAKES A LOT MORE 1371 01:03:54,661 --> 01:03:55,763 TO BE UPFRONT ABOUT THESE THINGS. 1372 01:03:55,787 --> 01:03:57,390 - NO! I TRIED TO TELL HIM. 1373 01:03:57,414 --> 01:03:59,559 HE WOULDN'T LET ME. 1374 01:03:59,583 --> 01:04:01,343 AND I LET MYSELF THINK THAT IT DIDN'T MATTER. 1375 01:04:02,960 --> 01:04:04,003 BLAIR CALLAHAN'S IN TOWN. 1376 01:04:07,382 --> 01:04:11,111 AND HE ASKED ME TO DINNER. 1377 01:04:11,135 --> 01:04:13,196 - YEAH, THAT'S GONNA HELP YOU THINK. 1378 01:04:13,220 --> 01:04:15,533 MAYBE YOU SHOULD COME HANG OUT WITH THE GIRLS. 1379 01:04:15,557 --> 01:04:19,244 I MEAN, YOU DID SAY HE WAS KIND OF A HOUND DOG. 1380 01:04:19,268 --> 01:04:21,748 [chuckles] 1381 01:04:21,772 --> 01:04:24,875 - YEAH, WELL, AT LEAST I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED TO FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OF A JERK HE IS. 1382 01:04:24,899 --> 01:04:27,545 ANYWAY, HOW BAD COULD IT BE? 1383 01:04:27,569 --> 01:04:30,839 - MM... - OKAY... BLAIR! 1384 01:04:30,863 --> 01:04:32,215 BLA... BLAIR! 1385 01:04:32,239 --> 01:04:33,801 BLAIR! OKAY, I'M SORRY. 1386 01:04:33,825 --> 01:04:35,345 BUT I'M JUST... I DON'T MOVE THAT FAST. 1387 01:04:36,578 --> 01:04:38,329 - OH, MY BAD. 1388 01:04:40,749 --> 01:04:42,059 MY BAD, I'M SORRY. 1389 01:04:42,083 --> 01:04:43,603 - MM. 1390 01:04:43,627 --> 01:04:47,064 - I'M SORRY. REALLY, I'M SORRY. 1391 01:04:47,088 --> 01:04:49,734 UM, WOW. 1392 01:04:49,758 --> 01:04:52,737 LET'S HAVE ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE. 1393 01:04:52,761 --> 01:04:55,531 HM? 1394 01:04:55,555 --> 01:04:56,532 YEAH. 1395 01:04:56,556 --> 01:04:58,366 YOU DID SUCH AN AMAZING JOB ON THAT PROPOSAL. 1396 01:04:58,390 --> 01:05:01,662 REALLY. 1397 01:05:01,686 --> 01:05:03,246 HOW DID YOU ACQUIRE SUCH BUSINESS SKILLS? 1398 01:05:03,270 --> 01:05:05,708 - UM... 1399 01:05:05,732 --> 01:05:08,043 WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS A BUSINESS MAJOR 1400 01:05:08,067 --> 01:05:10,463 AT USC. 1401 01:05:10,487 --> 01:05:11,547 - OH, REALLY? 1402 01:05:11,571 --> 01:05:12,881 - YEAH. - [chuckles] 1403 01:05:12,905 --> 01:05:14,550 - THANKS TO MY PARENTS. 1404 01:05:14,574 --> 01:05:15,551 - YOUR PARENTS. 1405 01:05:15,575 --> 01:05:17,177 - YEAH. - YEAH. 1406 01:05:17,201 --> 01:05:21,389 - YOU KNOW, I... I GUESS THAT, UM... I DON'T KNOW, I GUESS YOU CAN SAY 1407 01:05:21,413 --> 01:05:22,390 I REALLY LIKE TO HELP PEOPLE. 1408 01:05:22,414 --> 01:05:24,184 MAKE THINGS BETTER. - RIGHT. 1409 01:05:24,208 --> 01:05:26,729 [chuckles] 1410 01:05:26,753 --> 01:05:29,774 - AND THAT'S WHY I WENT INTO BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT. OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1411 01:05:29,798 --> 01:05:32,901 - I'M JUST FEELING YOU, BABY. 1412 01:05:32,925 --> 01:05:35,696 - OKAY, BLAIR... 1413 01:05:35,720 --> 01:05:37,480 I REALLY HOPE THAT WE'LL BE WORKING TOGETHER. 1414 01:05:37,848 --> 01:05:41,952 - OH, YEAH. 1415 01:05:41,976 --> 01:05:43,663 OH, YEAH. 1416 01:05:43,687 --> 01:05:45,706 YEAH, SEE, WE BOTH HAVE THE SAME OBJECTIVE. 1417 01:05:45,730 --> 01:05:49,126 HUH? 1418 01:05:49,150 --> 01:05:50,168 SO JUST RELAX. 1419 01:05:50,192 --> 01:05:52,003 I FIGURE TONIGHT WOULD BE A GOOD A NIGHT AS ANY 1420 01:05:52,027 --> 01:05:55,048 TO, UH... 1421 01:05:55,072 --> 01:05:56,967 CONSUMMATE OUR RELATIONSHIP. 1422 01:05:56,991 --> 01:05:58,135 - OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 1423 01:05:58,159 --> 01:05:59,136 - NOW... NOW... NOW... WAIT, NOW. 1424 01:05:59,160 --> 01:06:00,137 NO, NO, JUST... JUST... 1425 01:06:00,161 --> 01:06:03,891 LET'S JUST SLOW THINGS DOWN A BIT, HUH? 1426 01:06:03,915 --> 01:06:06,309 HUH? HUH? 1427 01:06:06,333 --> 01:06:09,730 NOW JUST THINK... 1428 01:06:09,754 --> 01:06:12,232 HOW MUCH YOU NEED THE FUNDING FOR THAT RESTAURANT, HUH? 1429 01:06:12,256 --> 01:06:16,218 - GET OUT OF MY WAY. 1430 01:06:17,929 --> 01:06:19,305 - HM? 1431 01:06:21,933 --> 01:06:23,326 WHAT? WHAT? [laughs] 1432 01:06:23,350 --> 01:06:26,539 OH, COME ON! 1433 01:06:26,563 --> 01:06:27,748 [slams door] 1434 01:06:27,772 --> 01:06:28,749 [whispers] OH, DAMN IT. 1435 01:06:28,773 --> 01:06:30,585 [slurps wine] 1436 01:06:30,609 --> 01:06:32,002 AAH... 1437 01:06:32,026 --> 01:06:35,446 SEE IF I CAN CALL SOMEBODY ELSE. SHIT. 1438 01:06:37,616 --> 01:06:41,846 - HOW'S THE WINE? 1439 01:06:41,870 --> 01:06:43,639 - OH, THE WINE. 1440 01:06:43,663 --> 01:06:44,682 IT'S FINE. 1441 01:06:44,706 --> 01:06:45,725 THANKS, UH... 1442 01:06:45,749 --> 01:06:47,392 NICE FLAVOR. 1443 01:06:47,416 --> 01:06:49,687 - [giggles] 1444 01:06:49,711 --> 01:06:51,021 DID I SHOCK YOU WITH NEW HAIR COLOR? 1445 01:06:51,045 --> 01:06:54,399 DO YOU HATE IT? 1446 01:06:54,423 --> 01:06:58,529 - NO, NO, YOUR HAIR LOOKS PERFECT, IT'S BEAUTIFUL. IT'S GREAT. 1447 01:06:58,553 --> 01:06:59,530 - OKAY. 1448 01:06:59,554 --> 01:07:01,364 - HEH. 1449 01:07:01,388 --> 01:07:02,449 [upbeat jazz music] 1450 01:07:02,473 --> 01:07:05,476 ♪ ♪ 1451 01:07:06,393 --> 01:07:08,479 - DO YOU WANT TO PLAY A GAME? 1452 01:07:10,941 --> 01:07:13,168 - YEAH. - [giggles] 1453 01:07:13,192 --> 01:07:14,502 CAN YOU KEEP A SECRET? 1454 01:07:14,526 --> 01:07:16,129 - SURE. 1455 01:07:16,153 --> 01:07:17,548 - YOU BETTER. 1456 01:07:17,572 --> 01:07:19,926 - HERE I COME. 1457 01:07:19,950 --> 01:07:21,468 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1458 01:07:21,492 --> 01:07:24,221 GIVE ME YOUR HAND... 1459 01:07:24,245 --> 01:07:26,056 AND DON'T PEEK. 1460 01:07:26,080 --> 01:07:28,391 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 1461 01:07:28,415 --> 01:07:31,002 [sighs] 1462 01:07:32,712 --> 01:07:36,734 - NOW GET OVER HERE! 1463 01:07:36,758 --> 01:07:37,985 [whip cracks] 1464 01:07:38,009 --> 01:07:39,194 - WHAT IN THE WORLD! - [evil laugh] 1465 01:07:39,218 --> 01:07:40,863 [door slams] 1466 01:07:40,887 --> 01:07:41,906 - [screams] 1467 01:07:41,930 --> 01:07:42,907 OH, SHIT! 1468 01:07:42,931 --> 01:07:45,450 - SO HOW'D THINGS GO WITH BELINDA LAST NIGHT? 1469 01:07:45,474 --> 01:07:47,828 - UH... OH, GREAT. 1470 01:07:47,852 --> 01:07:49,496 THINGS WERE GREAT. 1471 01:07:49,520 --> 01:07:50,497 REALLY GOOD. - YOU ANIMAL! 1472 01:07:50,521 --> 01:07:52,540 [classical music] 1473 01:07:52,564 --> 01:07:56,086 [indistinct conversation] 1474 01:07:56,110 --> 01:07:58,421 - MY LITTLE MEGAN'S WEDDING WAS SIMPLY BEAUTIFUL. 1475 01:07:58,445 --> 01:08:02,300 - I GUESS WE MISSED THAT INVITATION. 1476 01:08:02,324 --> 01:08:04,469 - MM-HM. 1477 01:08:04,493 --> 01:08:05,721 - [laughs] 1478 01:08:05,745 --> 01:08:06,722 OH, BY THE WAY, HOW IS JUNE? 1479 01:08:06,746 --> 01:08:10,267 - OH, GOD, THAT'S RIGHT. 1480 01:08:10,291 --> 01:08:11,434 JUNE IS ADOPTED. 1481 01:08:11,458 --> 01:08:12,895 - MM. 1482 01:08:12,919 --> 01:08:14,104 - WELL, ACTUALLY, CHILDREN GROW UP 1483 01:08:14,128 --> 01:08:15,397 MORE FUNCTIONAL, HAVE HAPPIER RELATIONSHIPS. 1484 01:08:15,421 --> 01:08:18,358 - AND THEY MARRY. 1485 01:08:18,382 --> 01:08:21,737 IF THEY COME FROM A TRADITIONAL FAMILY. - WITH A MAN AND A WOMAN. 1486 01:08:21,761 --> 01:08:23,948 - THE FACT THAT THERE'S ANY DEBATE ON THAT SUBJECT 1487 01:08:23,972 --> 01:08:25,741 AT ALL IN THIS DAY AND TIME BORDERS ON THE RIDICULOUS. 1488 01:08:25,765 --> 01:08:29,327 - REALLY. - THOSE ARE JUST THE FACTS. 1489 01:08:29,351 --> 01:08:31,204 - UH-HUH. 1490 01:08:31,228 --> 01:08:32,873 - AREN'T YOUR KIND SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPY? 1491 01:08:32,897 --> 01:08:35,668 - YOUR KIND? 1492 01:08:35,692 --> 01:08:36,877 - ISN'T IT OBVIOUS? 1493 01:08:36,901 --> 01:08:38,211 - YOU ARE A LITTLE TURD, MADAME! 1494 01:08:38,235 --> 01:08:40,213 YOU... OH, PLEASE LET ME... CAN I JUST GRAB HER? 1495 01:08:40,237 --> 01:08:42,633 - OH, MY GOD. 1496 01:08:42,657 --> 01:08:44,969 - HUH, NO CIVILITY. 1497 01:08:44,993 --> 01:08:46,553 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NON-VIOLENT TYPES. 1498 01:08:46,577 --> 01:08:50,766 - DON'T MAKE ME KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS. 1499 01:08:50,790 --> 01:08:52,977 [chuckles] 1500 01:08:53,001 --> 01:08:56,647 - NOW LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE. 1501 01:08:56,671 --> 01:08:59,859 - I HATE SEEING JUNE LIKE THIS. 1502 01:08:59,883 --> 01:09:01,318 IF IT WEREN'T FOR US, SHE WOULD BE WITH DALEON. 1503 01:09:01,342 --> 01:09:03,696 - IT'S NOT OUR FAULT. 1504 01:09:03,720 --> 01:09:06,114 - AND THE RESTAURANT. 1505 01:09:06,138 --> 01:09:07,282 WHY CAN'T WE PUT UP THE MONEY? 1506 01:09:07,306 --> 01:09:08,575 - 'CAUSE JUNE WANTS TO DO IT HERSELF. 1507 01:09:08,599 --> 01:09:10,243 SHE'D NEVER ACCEPT IT FROM US, 1508 01:09:10,267 --> 01:09:11,369 YOU KNOW THAT. 1509 01:09:11,393 --> 01:09:13,580 YOU KNOW, LOVE AND BUSINESS 1510 01:09:13,604 --> 01:09:18,878 DOESN'T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED.I HAVE AN IDEA. 1511 01:09:18,902 --> 01:09:19,903 LET'S CALL THE MYERS. 1512 01:09:23,073 --> 01:09:27,218 DALBERT, HEY! 1513 01:09:27,242 --> 01:09:28,553 GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 1514 01:09:28,577 --> 01:09:32,557 UH, LISTEN, I WANNA RUN SOMETHING BY YOU. IF WE CAN GET DALEON TO FUND THE RESTAURANT RENOVATION 1515 01:09:32,581 --> 01:09:35,393 WITHOUT KNOWING IT'S FOR JUNE, 1516 01:09:35,417 --> 01:09:37,270 THAT WAY WHEN SHE FINDS OUT HE'LL LOOK LIKE A KNIGHT 1517 01:09:37,294 --> 01:09:39,189 IN SHINING ARMOR. 1518 01:09:39,213 --> 01:09:40,691 - YEAH, WELL... - HUH? 1519 01:09:40,715 --> 01:09:41,984 HOW'S THAT ONE STRIKE YOU? 1520 01:09:42,008 --> 01:09:43,234 - I LIKE THAT. 1521 01:09:43,258 --> 01:09:44,195 HOLD ON. 1522 01:09:44,219 --> 01:09:45,403 UH, LISTEN, FRANKIE'S GOT AN IDEA. 1523 01:09:45,427 --> 01:09:47,698 MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO DALEON. 1524 01:09:47,722 --> 01:09:48,949 - MM. 1525 01:09:48,973 --> 01:09:50,200 - MAYBE THERE'S A WAY TO GET HIM INVOLVED 1526 01:09:50,224 --> 01:09:51,201 WITH HER BUSINESS. 1527 01:09:51,225 --> 01:09:52,577 - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M JUST ABOUT WILLING 1528 01:09:52,601 --> 01:09:53,578 TO TRY ANYTHING. 1529 01:09:53,602 --> 01:09:56,247 AND EVERYTHING IS ALL SET UP AND READY TO GO.- OKAY. 1530 01:09:56,271 --> 01:09:59,417 - AND AT THE LAST MINUTE SOMETHING HAPPENED. IS THERE ANY KIND OF EMERGENCY FUNDING 1531 01:09:59,441 --> 01:10:03,005 THAT YOU KNOW OF? 1532 01:10:03,029 --> 01:10:04,547 - SEND IT ON OVER. I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT IT, OKAY? 1533 01:10:04,571 --> 01:10:06,842 - NOT A WORD TO DALEON. - GREAT, TALK TO YOU LATER. 1534 01:10:06,866 --> 01:10:09,994 - OKAY, DEAR. THANK YOU. 1535 01:10:12,997 --> 01:10:17,352 - THIS HAS BUILT-IN CLIENTELE. 1536 01:10:17,376 --> 01:10:19,063 - OH, ABSOLUTELY. 1537 01:10:19,087 --> 01:10:20,355 - ALREADY A STAPLE IN THE COMMUNITY. 1538 01:10:20,379 --> 01:10:23,566 REFURBISHING... 1539 01:10:23,590 --> 01:10:26,361 EXPANSION... 1540 01:10:26,385 --> 01:10:29,531 RATE OF RETURN. 1541 01:10:29,555 --> 01:10:30,532 - ABSOLUTELY. 1542 01:10:30,556 --> 01:10:34,161 - I HAVE A GOOD FEELING ABOUT THIS, JUNE. I JUST NEED ONE SIGNATURE, AND I THINK WE'RE ALL GOOD. 1543 01:10:34,185 --> 01:10:37,622 - THANK YOU. 1544 01:10:37,646 --> 01:10:38,833 THANK YOU SO MUCH. 1545 01:10:38,857 --> 01:10:41,001 OH, WHO DID YOU SAY GAVE YOU MY PROPOSAL? 1546 01:10:41,025 --> 01:10:43,754 - LET'S JUST SAY A FRIEND OF A FRIEND. 1547 01:10:43,778 --> 01:10:47,842 - [sighs] 1548 01:10:47,866 --> 01:10:50,034 [crickets chirping] 1549 01:10:53,245 --> 01:10:57,559 - WE SIGNED ESCROW PAPERS TODAY. 1550 01:10:57,583 --> 01:11:00,795 AND IT'S ONLY BEEN TWO HOURS AND 23 MINUTES. 1551 01:11:02,754 --> 01:11:03,915 - HERE'S TO YOU SIGNING ESCROW 1552 01:11:07,301 --> 01:11:10,238 AND ME FINALLY ONE SIGNATURE AWAY 1553 01:11:10,262 --> 01:11:14,367 FROM GETTING THIS RESTAURANT FUNDED. 1554 01:11:14,391 --> 01:11:16,536 - MM, YOU AND ME. 1555 01:11:16,560 --> 01:11:19,230 WE'RE ON FIRE. 1556 01:11:21,315 --> 01:11:22,315 - MM. 1557 01:11:31,993 --> 01:11:36,140 - ARE YOU OKAY? 1558 01:11:36,164 --> 01:11:38,017 - YES. 1559 01:11:38,041 --> 01:11:41,103 OF COURSE. 1560 01:11:41,127 --> 01:11:47,258 OKAY, IT FEELS LIKE A HOLLOW VICTORY.I MEAN, WHAT IF I END UP BEING SOME SUCCESSFUL OLD HAG? 1561 01:11:47,508 --> 01:11:50,261 AND CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME WHY ALL MEN ARE SO STUPID? 1562 01:11:54,306 --> 01:11:56,350 - EVERY GUY YOU'VE EVER DATED IS STUPID. 1563 01:11:59,103 --> 01:12:02,249 AND EVEN THE ONES YOU HAVEN'T DATED ARE STUPID. 1564 01:12:02,273 --> 01:12:04,835 THEY'RE ALL LIARS AND CHEATS. 1565 01:12:04,859 --> 01:12:07,963 - I THOUGHT THAT I FOUND SOMEONE 1566 01:12:07,987 --> 01:12:10,883 WHO REALLY LOVED ME. 1567 01:12:10,907 --> 01:12:15,327 WHAT SCARES ME IS I'M STARTING NOT TO CARE. 1568 01:12:16,578 --> 01:12:18,830 - REMEMBER THAT YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE ME. 1569 01:12:21,292 --> 01:12:25,272 I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, JUNE. 1570 01:12:25,296 --> 01:12:27,756 [hushed laughter] 1571 01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:37,808 [laughter] 1572 01:12:39,018 --> 01:12:40,519 - HMM. 1573 01:12:43,022 --> 01:12:44,291 [ominous music] 1574 01:12:44,315 --> 01:12:47,318 [loud footsteps] 1575 01:12:49,570 --> 01:12:51,446 - [roars] 1576 01:12:56,493 --> 01:12:57,786 - DALEON. 1577 01:13:00,581 --> 01:13:01,766 CAN WE START THIS THING NEW? 1578 01:13:01,790 --> 01:13:05,003 COOL. 1579 01:13:11,134 --> 01:13:15,197 DALEON... 1580 01:13:15,221 --> 01:13:17,032 I'M A SOLDIER FOR GOD NOW. 1581 01:13:17,056 --> 01:13:19,659 MY MISSION IS TO WIN PEOPLE 1582 01:13:19,683 --> 01:13:20,785 TO THE LIGHT. 1583 01:13:20,809 --> 01:13:22,495 NO MORE TERROR. 1584 01:13:22,519 --> 01:13:25,207 I KNOW YOU STILL TRIP ON MY REPUTATION BACK IN THE DAY. 1585 01:13:25,231 --> 01:13:28,501 BUT I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU, MAN. 1586 01:13:28,525 --> 01:13:32,006 - WHAT'S THAT? 1587 01:13:32,030 --> 01:13:33,548 - THAT I'M SORRY. 1588 01:13:33,572 --> 01:13:36,051 I'M SORRY FOR TERRORIZING ALL YOU LITTLE HOMIES 1589 01:13:36,075 --> 01:13:38,053 BACK IN THE DAY. 1590 01:13:38,077 --> 01:13:40,805 - OH, YEAH? 1591 01:13:40,829 --> 01:13:41,848 - THAT'S REAL. 1592 01:13:41,872 --> 01:13:45,060 - THAT'S... THAT'S COOL. 1593 01:13:45,084 --> 01:13:47,895 - BUT I'M PASTOR G. 1594 01:13:47,919 --> 01:13:50,815 BUT YOU'RE THE REAL GANGSTER. 1595 01:13:50,839 --> 01:13:53,360 SO I NEED YOU TO GANGSTER UP RIGHT NOW 1596 01:13:53,384 --> 01:13:55,445 AND GET THAT GIRL AND STOP TRIPPIN'. 1597 01:13:55,469 --> 01:13:59,824 - YEAH, BUT SOME THINGS ARE HOPELESS. 1598 01:13:59,848 --> 01:14:01,909 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 1599 01:14:01,933 --> 01:14:04,062 NOTHING IS HOPELESS UNLESS YOU GIVE UP ON IT. 1600 01:14:04,895 --> 01:14:08,875 - HEH... 1601 01:14:08,899 --> 01:14:11,003 THANKS, KILLER G. 1602 01:14:11,027 --> 01:14:13,297 UH... 1603 01:14:13,321 --> 01:14:14,340 PASTOR G. 1604 01:14:14,364 --> 01:14:17,092 [laughs] 1605 01:14:17,116 --> 01:14:19,219 - WE STRAIGHT NOW? 1606 01:14:19,243 --> 01:14:21,745 - YEAH, WE STRAIGHT. 1607 01:14:25,916 --> 01:14:30,563 LET'S DO THE 3 MILLION, 786, 952... 1608 01:14:30,587 --> 01:14:34,234 OVER THIS NUMBER, OVER THE NEXT 12 MONTHS AND... 1609 01:14:34,258 --> 01:14:37,695 - OKAY. - LET'S SEE IF THE... 1610 01:14:37,719 --> 01:14:41,075 - EVERYTHING'S IN PLACE FOR THIS GRANDFATHER DEAL.I JUST NEED YOU TO TAKE A LOOK AT IT FIRST 1611 01:14:41,099 --> 01:14:42,659 BEFORE I GET YOUR SIGNATURE. 1612 01:14:42,683 --> 01:14:45,620 - ALL RIGHT, AS SOON AS I, UH... 1613 01:14:45,644 --> 01:14:47,705 - I GOT IT. 1614 01:14:47,729 --> 01:14:48,706 I'LL TAKE A LOOK AT THIS FOR YOU. 1615 01:14:48,730 --> 01:14:51,210 - THANKS, CHRIS. 1616 01:14:51,234 --> 01:14:53,379 - OH, YEAH. 1617 01:14:53,403 --> 01:14:56,048 - [laughs] 1618 01:14:56,072 --> 01:14:59,385 DID YOU TWO REALLY THINK THAT I'D SIGN OFF ON A DEAL 1619 01:14:59,409 --> 01:15:01,803 WITHOUT KNOWING ALL THE PARTICULARS? 1620 01:15:01,827 --> 01:15:05,640 I KNOW ALL ABOUT JUNE'S RESTAURANT 1621 01:15:05,664 --> 01:15:07,684 AND HER PARENTS WANTING TO HELP. 1622 01:15:07,708 --> 01:15:09,894 - DALEON, I'M SORRY. 1623 01:15:09,918 --> 01:15:10,895 I THOUGHT WE WERE... 1624 01:15:10,919 --> 01:15:14,066 - WE THOUGHT THAT YOU WEREN'T GONNA GO ALONG WITH IT. - IT'S ALL RIGHT, IT'S ALL RIGHT. 1625 01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:17,568 IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD INVESTMENT. 1626 01:15:17,592 --> 01:15:19,446 MAKE SURE BOB KNOWS, 1627 01:15:19,470 --> 01:15:21,115 WHATEVER IT TAKES TO BYPASS ANY RED TAPE. 1628 01:15:21,139 --> 01:15:24,492 EVEN IF I HAVE TO COLLATERALIZE 1629 01:15:24,516 --> 01:15:25,702 ANY POTENTIAL LOSSES MYSELF. 1630 01:15:25,726 --> 01:15:28,663 - OKAY, I'M ON IT. 1631 01:15:28,687 --> 01:15:31,441 [crowd cheering] 1632 01:15:31,773 --> 01:15:36,088 [electronic club music] 1633 01:15:36,112 --> 01:15:39,091 ♪ ♪ 1634 01:15:39,115 --> 01:15:43,053 [laughter] 1635 01:15:43,077 --> 01:15:45,555 [cheers] 1636 01:15:45,579 --> 01:15:48,392 ♪ ♪ 1637 01:15:48,416 --> 01:15:50,935 - DID YOU SEE? HER SHOES ARE SEXY.- I DID. 1638 01:15:50,959 --> 01:15:52,396 - YOU KNOW YOUR HUSBAND'S CHEATING ON Y'ALL, RIGHT? 1639 01:15:52,420 --> 01:15:54,481 HEY, YO. I TOLD YOU THIS PLACE IS WHAT'S UP. 1640 01:15:54,505 --> 01:15:57,567 YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS WASN'T A GREAT IDEA. 1641 01:15:57,591 --> 01:15:59,736 - DUDE, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. THESE ARE A BUNCH OF LESBIANS. 1642 01:15:59,760 --> 01:16:02,406 - WHATEVER, HOMEBOY. 1643 01:16:02,430 --> 01:16:04,158 EVEN LESBIANS NEED A LITTLE PROTEIN ON THE MENU 1644 01:16:04,182 --> 01:16:05,908 FROM TIME TO TIME. 1645 01:16:05,932 --> 01:16:08,745 - I DON'T THINK THEY WANT OUR KIND OF PROTEIN. 1646 01:16:08,769 --> 01:16:13,292 MAN, WE... WE SHOULDN'T EVEN BE HERE. 1647 01:16:13,316 --> 01:16:16,378 WE'RE JUST SUPPOSED TO MAKE SURE THAT DALEON 1648 01:16:16,402 --> 01:16:18,422 GETS TO JUNE'S EVENT TOMORROW NIGHT. 1649 01:16:18,446 --> 01:16:20,965 YO, CHECK IT. 1650 01:16:20,989 --> 01:16:22,842 12:00. 1651 01:16:22,866 --> 01:16:25,553 - NEXT TIME I'LL TELL YOU, NOT NOW. 1652 01:16:25,577 --> 01:16:28,556 - DAMN. 1653 01:16:28,580 --> 01:16:30,225 THEY LOOK AWFUL COZY TO ME. 1654 01:16:30,249 --> 01:16:32,519 - YOU AIN'T LYING. COME ON, LET'S GO. 1655 01:16:32,543 --> 01:16:34,729 - WAIT, THIS IS OUR SONG! THIS IS OUR SONG. 1656 01:16:34,753 --> 01:16:36,981 - WHOO! - YES! YES! 1657 01:16:37,005 --> 01:16:39,485 [electronic club music] 1658 01:16:39,509 --> 01:16:42,446 - YO, WE GOTTA SEE WHAT THEY'RE UP TO OVER THERE, MAN. 1659 01:16:42,470 --> 01:16:44,448 WE GOTTA LOOK OUT FOR OUR BOY, RIGHT? 1660 01:16:44,472 --> 01:16:46,492 SO LOOK, JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD 1661 01:16:46,516 --> 01:16:48,743 AND GO WITH THE FLOW. 1662 01:16:48,767 --> 01:16:51,288 HEY, YO, WE GOTTA... YOU GOTTA DANCE WITH ME. 1663 01:16:51,312 --> 01:16:53,290 WE GOTTA BLEND IN. YOU GOTTA ACT LIKE YOU GAY. 1664 01:16:53,314 --> 01:16:55,125 WHAT? - WE GOTTA BLEND IN, MAN. 1665 01:16:55,149 --> 01:16:56,793 WE'RE NOT BLENDING IN. ACT LIKE YOU GAY! 1666 01:16:56,817 --> 01:17:00,797 THAT'S ENOUGH, THAT'S ENOUGH. 1667 01:17:00,821 --> 01:17:04,759 HEY, NOW! HOW Y'ALL DOIN', LADIES? 1668 01:17:04,783 --> 01:17:07,637 YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 1669 01:17:07,661 --> 01:17:09,348 DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT, MM! 1670 01:17:09,372 --> 01:17:10,890 - THIS IS MY GIRL, AND WE DON'T DATE BOYS. 1671 01:17:10,914 --> 01:17:13,100 - [laughs] 1672 01:17:13,124 --> 01:17:16,480 - HOW ABOUT GROWN-ASS MEN WITH GIGANTIC BODY PARTS?- [laughs] WE'RE GETTING MARRIED THIS WEEKEND. 1673 01:17:16,504 --> 01:17:19,399 - YEAH, IN VEGAS! 1674 01:17:19,423 --> 01:17:20,900 [laughter] 1675 01:17:20,924 --> 01:17:21,943 - OH, COME ON, BABY. 1676 01:17:21,967 --> 01:17:23,653 - [purrs] 1677 01:17:23,677 --> 01:17:24,654 BYE! 1678 01:17:24,678 --> 01:17:25,905 - OOH, I LIKE IT LIKE THAT. 1679 01:17:25,929 --> 01:17:28,283 OH, HOLD... WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GRABBING ME FOR? 1680 01:17:28,307 --> 01:17:29,535 WHAT'S UP? - DID YOU HEAR WHAT SHE SAID? 1681 01:17:29,559 --> 01:17:31,953 - MAN, WOMEN SAY THAT ALL THE TIME. 1682 01:17:31,977 --> 01:17:33,539 THEY GET MARRIED IN VEGAS. 1683 01:17:33,563 --> 01:17:34,872 THEY'RE NOT SERIOUS, THEY'RE JUST ACTING LIKE 1684 01:17:34,896 --> 01:17:35,873 THEY DON'T WANNA BE BOTHERED. 1685 01:17:35,897 --> 01:17:37,858 - LOOK AT THE WAY THEY'RE DANCING WITH EACH OTHER. 1686 01:17:40,068 --> 01:17:41,068 - DAMN! 1687 01:17:44,072 --> 01:17:45,675 - PROOF! 1688 01:17:45,699 --> 01:17:48,244 - OH, SHIT... OKAY. 1689 01:17:57,587 --> 01:18:01,691 - [chuckles] 1690 01:18:01,715 --> 01:18:02,692 HEY, WHAT'S UP. 1691 01:18:02,716 --> 01:18:05,362 - LOOK... 1692 01:18:05,386 --> 01:18:07,322 I'M SORRY TO HAVE TO BE THE ONE TO TELL YOU THIS, MAN, BUT... 1693 01:18:07,346 --> 01:18:10,534 YOU SEE, WE... 1694 01:18:10,558 --> 01:18:13,203 - LOOK, MAN, WE WERE AT CLUB HOT SNATCH, AND WE SAW... I MEAN, WE HEARD... 1695 01:18:13,227 --> 01:18:16,540 - THEY WERE ALL OVER EACH OTHER. 1696 01:18:16,564 --> 01:18:19,000 - CLUB HOT SNATCH. [chuckles] 1697 01:18:19,024 --> 01:18:21,085 WHAT ARE YOU FOOLS TALKING ABOUT? 1698 01:18:21,109 --> 01:18:22,379 WHO WAS ALL OVER EACH OTHER? - YOUR GIRL. 1699 01:18:22,403 --> 01:18:24,506 - JINGER AND JUNE ARE GETTING MARRIED. 1700 01:18:24,530 --> 01:18:26,341 - IN VEGAS THIS WEEKEND. 1701 01:18:26,365 --> 01:18:29,010 - I HEARD HER TELL KENNER WITH MY OWN EARS. 1702 01:18:29,034 --> 01:18:31,597 - [laughs] 1703 01:18:31,621 --> 01:18:34,224 NO, SHE'S NOT. 1704 01:18:34,248 --> 01:18:35,309 THAT'S INSANE. 1705 01:18:35,333 --> 01:18:36,435 TRUST ME, I WOULD KNOW. 1706 01:18:36,459 --> 01:18:38,562 - D, I'M TELLING YOU. 1707 01:18:38,586 --> 01:18:39,687 TWO GIRLS, LIP TO LIP. 1708 01:18:39,711 --> 01:18:41,772 DANCING ALL OVER EACH OTHER. 1709 01:18:41,796 --> 01:18:43,941 THE LOOK OF LOVE. 1710 01:18:43,965 --> 01:18:46,570 - I DON'T BELIEVE YOU. 1711 01:18:46,594 --> 01:18:48,363 - OKAY, TMZ, BREAK OUT THE PROOF. 1712 01:18:48,387 --> 01:18:50,055 - [sighs] 1713 01:18:50,306 --> 01:18:54,453 - OH, MY GOD. 1714 01:18:54,477 --> 01:18:56,312 IT'S TRUE. 1715 01:19:00,190 --> 01:19:04,879 - JUNE'S BIG EVENT IS TOMORROW NIGHT. 1716 01:19:04,903 --> 01:19:07,048 NOW I KNOW YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER DARE GO, BUT... 1717 01:19:07,072 --> 01:19:09,967 - BUT THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, D, YOU GOTTA GO. 1718 01:19:09,991 --> 01:19:11,470 I MEAN, YOU CAN'T LET JINGER STEAL YOUR FLAME. 1719 01:19:11,494 --> 01:19:13,054 - THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST CHANCE, MAN. 1720 01:19:13,078 --> 01:19:16,223 THINK ABOUT IT. 1721 01:19:16,247 --> 01:19:17,267 - NOTHING IS HOPELESS! 1722 01:19:17,291 --> 01:19:19,436 UNLESS YOU GIVE UP ON IT. 1723 01:19:19,460 --> 01:19:21,896 - I'M GOING. 1724 01:19:21,920 --> 01:19:23,856 Both: WE'RE GOING. 1725 01:19:23,880 --> 01:19:25,840 - LET'S BOUNCE. 1726 01:19:30,971 --> 01:19:35,034 - HEY, HI. 1727 01:19:35,058 --> 01:19:36,744 WHERE'S DALEON? 1728 01:19:36,768 --> 01:19:37,745 IS HE COMING? 1729 01:19:37,769 --> 01:19:42,249 - WELL, HE FOUND OUT ABOUT OUR LITTLE PLAN AND... - OH, MY GOSH, SWEET DANDELIONS. 1730 01:19:42,273 --> 01:19:44,794 - MAYBE IT WAS SOMETHING WE SAID. 1731 01:19:44,818 --> 01:19:46,921 I'M JUST NO GOOD AT HIDING THINGS. 1732 01:19:46,945 --> 01:19:48,798 - AAH... 1733 01:19:48,822 --> 01:19:50,883 SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF JUNE NEVER KNEW 1734 01:19:50,907 --> 01:19:54,721 THAT HE WAS THE REASON THIS WHOLE THING HAPPENED. - EXCUSE ME, FATHER TIME. 1735 01:19:54,745 --> 01:19:55,888 EXCUSE ME. - PARDON ME. 1736 01:19:55,912 --> 01:19:57,914 PARDON ME. 1737 01:20:00,959 --> 01:20:04,772 DO YOU SEE THAT? - HELL, YEAH. 1738 01:20:04,796 --> 01:20:07,149 "HOW TO GET YOUR GIRL BACK FROM A LESBIAN." 1739 01:20:07,173 --> 01:20:08,718 THAT'S GONNA BE MY NEXT DVD. 1740 01:20:13,681 --> 01:20:17,785 - THANK YOU. 1741 01:20:17,809 --> 01:20:20,204 THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING. 1742 01:20:20,228 --> 01:20:21,789 TONIGHT IS NOT ONLY A VERY SPECIAL NIGHT FOR ME, 1743 01:20:21,813 --> 01:20:26,210 BUT WITHOUT VIABLE PARTNERS WE WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN ABLE 1744 01:20:26,234 --> 01:20:30,214 TO MAKE THIS POSSIBLE. 1745 01:20:30,238 --> 01:20:32,049 SO, I WOULD LIKE TO INVITE MR. FINISTIN 1746 01:20:32,073 --> 01:20:34,885 TO PLEASE COME UP AND SAY A FEW WORDS. 1747 01:20:34,909 --> 01:20:36,346 LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, 1748 01:20:36,370 --> 01:20:38,097 MR. FINISTIN. 1749 01:20:38,121 --> 01:20:39,540 [applause] 1750 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,414 - WE THE DAWSON-DARRYL COMPANY, ARE EXCITED THAT JUNE 1751 01:20:47,381 --> 01:20:51,361 HAS GIVEN US THE OPPORTUNITY TO FACILITATE THIS PROJECT. 1752 01:20:51,385 --> 01:20:55,948 BUT WITHOUT ONE KEY SIGNATURE, 1753 01:20:55,972 --> 01:20:58,368 THIS PROJECT WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN POSSIBLE. 1754 01:20:58,392 --> 01:21:02,539 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LET ME INTRODUCE TO YOU 1755 01:21:02,563 --> 01:21:04,666 A MAN THAT I HAVE GROWN TO ADMIRE. 1756 01:21:04,690 --> 01:21:06,959 NOT ONLY FOR HIS STATS, 1757 01:21:06,983 --> 01:21:09,211 BUT BECAUSE OF HIS CHARACTER 1758 01:21:09,235 --> 01:21:10,714 AND AS A FRIEND... 1759 01:21:10,738 --> 01:21:12,006 DALEON MYERS. 1760 01:21:12,030 --> 01:21:14,216 [crowd oohs] 1761 01:21:14,240 --> 01:21:16,428 [crowd murmuring] 1762 01:21:16,452 --> 01:21:18,012 [applause] 1763 01:21:18,036 --> 01:21:21,223 - I CAN'T. 1764 01:21:21,247 --> 01:21:22,476 - MAN, I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET YOU BACK DOWN. 1765 01:21:22,500 --> 01:21:24,060 GO GET HER. - YEAH. 1766 01:21:24,084 --> 01:21:25,645 COME ON, MAN, THAT'S WHY WE CAME HERE. 1767 01:21:25,669 --> 01:21:27,229 GET UP THERE. - IT'S YOUR DAY, GO AHEAD. 1768 01:21:38,932 --> 01:21:43,789 - THERE'S NO ONE I WANNA SEE HAPPY AND SUCCESSFUL 1769 01:21:43,813 --> 01:21:46,165 MORE THAN JUNE FLOWERS. 1770 01:21:46,189 --> 01:21:50,068 BUT MAYBE I SHOULDN'T BE STANDING HERE RIGHT NOW... 1771 01:21:51,570 --> 01:21:53,071 BUT I REALIZED SOMETHING. 1772 01:21:55,990 --> 01:21:58,804 WHAT IS A DREAM IF WE'RE NOT WILLING 1773 01:21:58,828 --> 01:22:00,078 TO FIGHT FOR IT? 1774 01:22:00,830 --> 01:22:05,059 JUNE, I LOVE YOU. 1775 01:22:05,083 --> 01:22:08,730 I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. 1776 01:22:08,754 --> 01:22:12,191 AND THAT INCLUDES YOUR PARENTS. 1777 01:22:12,215 --> 01:22:15,779 FROM THE MOMENT I LOOKED INTO YOUR EYES, 1778 01:22:15,803 --> 01:22:18,197 YOU BECAME A DREAM COME TRUE. 1779 01:22:18,221 --> 01:22:21,909 SO IF THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT, 1780 01:22:21,933 --> 01:22:25,646 I HOPE YOU AND JINGER ARE HAPPY TOGETHER. 1781 01:22:26,689 --> 01:22:28,649 I'M SORRY, MR. AND MRS. FLOWERS... 1782 01:22:31,317 --> 01:22:35,172 I MEAN, MR. AND... 1783 01:22:35,196 --> 01:22:37,676 I'M SORRY I LET YOU DOWN. 1784 01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:39,761 YOU RAISED A BEAUTIFULLY TALENTED DAUGHTER. 1785 01:22:39,785 --> 01:22:44,498 IF ONLY LOVE CAN BE RESTORED LIKE RESTAURANTS. 1786 01:22:52,338 --> 01:22:56,318 - YOU... 1787 01:22:56,342 --> 01:22:57,720 YOU WERE THAT ONE SIGNATURE. 1788 01:22:58,469 --> 01:23:02,449 - YEAH. 1789 01:23:02,473 --> 01:23:05,476 - TO REBUILD A RESTAURANT IT TAKES A PERFECT PARTNERSHIP, 1790 01:23:07,521 --> 01:23:11,626 THE RIGHT INVESTMENT, 1791 01:23:11,650 --> 01:23:13,377 AND SOME CORRECT INFORMATION. 1792 01:23:13,401 --> 01:23:15,630 ME AND JINGER? 1793 01:23:15,654 --> 01:23:17,740 YOU SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER. 1794 01:23:20,074 --> 01:23:21,074 [laughs] 1795 01:23:24,078 --> 01:23:26,725 - I KNOW THAT I LOVE YOU. 1796 01:23:26,749 --> 01:23:28,392 - I LOVE YOU TOO. 1797 01:23:28,416 --> 01:23:30,460 [crying] 1798 01:23:33,379 --> 01:23:34,540 - HEY, YOU HAVE TO SIGN FIRST. 1799 01:23:37,968 --> 01:23:42,364 - THIS DEAL'S ALREADY CLOSED. 1800 01:23:42,388 --> 01:23:43,867 - OH... 1801 01:23:43,891 --> 01:23:47,411 - THAT'S MY BOY. - [laughs] 1802 01:23:47,435 --> 01:23:50,021 - [cries] 1803 01:23:52,273 --> 01:23:57,046 - NO MATTER WHAT OUR DIFFERENCES IN LIFE... 1804 01:23:57,070 --> 01:24:00,717 LOVE IS ALWAYS BIGGER THAN 1805 01:24:00,741 --> 01:24:02,677 ALL OF OUR SEEMINGLY MONUMENTAL SHORTCOMINGS. 1806 01:24:02,701 --> 01:24:07,538 SUCH IS THE UNIVERSAL DESCRIPTION OF OUR LIVES. 1807 01:24:11,084 --> 01:24:12,084 WHEN I LOOK UPON YOU TWO, 1808 01:24:15,589 --> 01:24:18,192 YOU TWO HAVE A LOVE THAT I KNOW OF, THAT I FEEL, 1809 01:24:18,216 --> 01:24:22,488 AND THAT TOGETHER YOU WILL MAKE A ROCK 1810 01:24:22,512 --> 01:24:24,866 THAT WILL LAST FOREVER. 1811 01:24:24,890 --> 01:24:26,391 YOU MAY KISS. 1812 01:24:30,228 --> 01:24:34,208 GOOD. 1813 01:24:34,232 --> 01:24:36,126 [cheers and applause] 1814 01:24:36,150 --> 01:24:37,378 - [cries] 1815 01:24:37,402 --> 01:24:39,046 - YAAY! 1816 01:24:39,070 --> 01:24:42,884 - AND WE'RE GONNA DO IT AGAIN AT OUR CHURCH NEXT MONTH. 1817 01:24:42,908 --> 01:24:46,178 A CHRISTIAN WEDDING. - OKAY, OKAY. 1818 01:24:46,202 --> 01:24:47,597 - OKAY? I'LL SEND OUT THE INVITATIONS. 1819 01:24:47,621 --> 01:24:51,475 - TIME TO CELEBRATE! 1820 01:24:51,499 --> 01:24:53,477 - COME ON, NOW. 1821 01:24:53,501 --> 01:24:54,520 - COME ON. - COME ON, NOW. 1822 01:24:54,544 --> 01:24:55,814 - YOU KNOW, AND WITHOUT FAITH 1823 01:24:55,838 --> 01:24:57,189 WE HAVE NO HOPE. 1824 01:24:57,213 --> 01:24:59,651 - YES, HALLELUJAH. - ALL RIGHT. 1825 01:24:59,675 --> 01:25:00,986 - AND WITHOUT HOPE, WE ARE HOPELESS. 1826 01:25:01,010 --> 01:25:03,863 - YES! 1827 01:25:03,887 --> 01:25:06,950 - WE'RE GONNA BRING BROTHER SEAN DANCY 1828 01:25:06,974 --> 01:25:09,619 AND THE VISION TO SING US A SONG, 1829 01:25:09,643 --> 01:25:11,788 BECAUSE WE KNOW THAT GOD IS TRULY AMAZING. 1830 01:25:11,812 --> 01:25:15,875 - ♪ FROM THE SUN ♪ 1831 01:25:15,899 --> 01:25:17,043 - ♪ FROM THE SUN AND THE MOON ♪ 1832 01:25:17,067 --> 01:25:18,044 - ♪ TO THE LAND AND THE SKY ♪ 1833 01:25:18,068 --> 01:25:19,461 - ♪ TO THE LAND AND THE SKY ♪ 1834 01:25:19,485 --> 01:25:21,380 - ♪ FROM THE BIRDS IN THE TREES ♪ 1835 01:25:21,404 --> 01:25:23,257 - ♪ TO THE FISH IN THE SEA ♪ 1836 01:25:23,281 --> 01:25:25,010 - ♪ TO THE FISH IN THE SEA ♪ 1837 01:25:25,034 --> 01:25:26,093 - ♪ AND WHEN I FEEL ALL ALONE ♪ 1838 01:25:26,117 --> 01:25:27,553 - ♪ AND WHEN I FEEL ALL ALONE ♪ 1839 01:25:27,577 --> 01:25:29,014 - ♪ YOU CALL OUT MY NAME ♪ 1840 01:25:29,038 --> 01:25:30,514 - ♪ YOU CALL OUT MY NAME ♪ 1841 01:25:30,538 --> 01:25:31,850 - ♪ AND WHEN I'M BEING MYSELF ♪ 1842 01:25:31,874 --> 01:25:33,517 - ♪ WHEN I'M BEING MYSELF ♪ 1843 01:25:33,541 --> 01:25:34,686 - ♪ YOU'RE LOVING ME THE SAME ♪ 1844 01:25:34,710 --> 01:25:36,228 - ♪ YOU'RE LOVING ME THE SAME ♪ 1845 01:25:36,252 --> 01:25:38,272 - ♪ WHOO! ♪ 1846 01:25:38,296 --> 01:25:41,026 ♪ LET'S GO! ♪ 1847 01:25:41,050 --> 01:25:42,819 ♪ WHEN THE RAIN FALLS FROM THE SKY ♪ 1848 01:25:42,843 --> 01:25:46,155 - ♪ HEY, HEY ♪ 1849 01:25:46,179 --> 01:25:48,240 - ♪ YOU REALLY ARE THE REASON WHY, YEAH ♪ 1850 01:25:48,264 --> 01:25:51,452 - ♪ YEAH, YEAH ♪ 1851 01:25:51,476 --> 01:25:52,829 - ♪ I'M LOVING YOU ♪ 1852 01:25:52,853 --> 01:25:53,830 - ♪ LOVING YOU, LOVING ME ♪ 1853 01:25:53,854 --> 01:25:56,123 - ♪ UNCONDITIONALLY ♪ - ♪ UNCONDITIONALLY ♪ 1854 01:25:56,147 --> 01:25:58,417 - ♪ I'M THANKING YOU FOR BEING MY FRIEND ♪ 1855 01:25:58,441 --> 01:26:02,756 - ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ 1856 01:26:02,780 --> 01:26:04,173 - ♪ HEY! ♪ 1857 01:26:04,197 --> 01:26:05,174 - ♪ OOH, OOH ♪ 1858 01:26:05,198 --> 01:26:06,926 - ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ - ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ 1859 01:26:06,950 --> 01:26:09,553 - ♪ COME ON ♪ 1860 01:26:09,577 --> 01:26:10,554 - ♪ OOH, OOH ♪ 1861 01:26:10,578 --> 01:26:12,514 - ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ - ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ 1862 01:26:12,538 --> 01:26:15,225 - ♪ YOU ARE ♪ 1863 01:26:15,249 --> 01:26:16,728 ♪ WHOO! ♪ 1864 01:26:16,752 --> 01:26:18,228 ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ - ♪ SO AMAZING ♪ 1865 01:26:18,252 --> 01:26:21,648 ♪ WHOA, OOH ♪ 1866 01:26:21,672 --> 01:26:24,568 - AND FOR THE FOLKS IN THE WORLD, 1867 01:26:24,592 --> 01:26:26,260 I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU... 1868 01:29:54,219 --> 01:29:58,740 - JUNE, JUNE, JUNE, HEY, HEY! 1869 01:29:58,764 --> 01:30:00,367 HOW ARE YOU? 1870 01:30:00,391 --> 01:30:03,162 - OH, MY GOD. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 1871 01:30:03,186 --> 01:30:04,289 LOOK, I KNOW I ACTED LIKE A JERK. 1872 01:30:04,313 --> 01:30:05,831 I'M SORRY. 1873 01:30:05,855 --> 01:30:08,334 BUT LISTEN, MY BUSINESS ASSOCIATESARE REALLY UPSET THE DEAL FELL THROUGH. 1874 01:30:08,358 --> 01:30:10,044 THEY WANNA GIVE YOU TOP DOLLAR ON YOUR PROJECT, ALL RIGHT? 1875 01:30:10,068 --> 01:30:12,879 MAYBE WE CAN START OVER. 1876 01:30:12,903 --> 01:30:14,215 - I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY TO YOU. 1877 01:30:14,239 --> 01:30:16,009 YOU ARE SO DISGUSTING. 1878 01:30:16,033 --> 01:30:17,135 - HOLD UP NOW, GET BACK HERE. 1879 01:30:17,159 --> 01:30:18,219 DON'T DO ME LIKE THAT NOW, COME ON... 1880 01:30:18,243 --> 01:30:19,244 - HEY! - UNH! 121551