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There's seriously
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4 in the bloody morning
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Well
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I couldn't sleep so I thought I would see if you were down for a sparring session
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Also
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Is
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Birds
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You dumbass
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Years is the name of the Imperial Army General
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Who led the assault on Hoth
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And The Empire Strikes Back
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JWoww
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Whatever
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What did you say to me
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See you in the gym
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I've been having weird dreams again
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Nicholas Express
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What the f*** is that supposed to mean
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Warrior shooting motion is very dangerous
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Pittsburgh samet and if you wanted someone that shows no emotion you should have came
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Brie Larson
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I slept right
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Udemy blasting you for not being able to pull off a decent American accent
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How about some flaccid
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You have an MBA
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You can lose your phone comes out how anytime
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If it comes on my implant that I put in your neck
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Then yes
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It does look a lot like the power inhibitor implant from Shield
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Crust with the shock controller from Thor Ragnarok
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Yeah let's not
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Tell me about these dreams
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What you see it
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I don't know which
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Like a kind of corn actually
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Do you know what the Supreme intelligence
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Looks like
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Nobody knows what the Supreme
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Subconscious
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Chooses how it is
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Resemble someone
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Tomorrow
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Designer
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Which would explain sexual nature nohe
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Tell me
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You see me in your dreams
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You can call it
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Around all day
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He is just
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Stick your tongue out further
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Why don't you think
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Cuz he was born
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Diasporas Oklahoma
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Cancel
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Hi
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Where am I
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Phuc yea
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You're not pissed I woke you up anymore are you charged it over it
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It's 4:00 in the blood
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Are you f****** like hell
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There you go there you go
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He is doing more and more
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YouTube
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Haha
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Lover lover
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Supreme intelligence
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King weapon you're in my arms like that
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Looking good
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Give me a give me a give me a give me
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What I say
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Do it
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Hahaha
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Georgia
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Acrylic coffin nails
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Oh
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Oh
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Yes
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Hello just like that
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F*** you
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Like a f****** champion
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Hahaha
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God
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Is bloody marvelous
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I think I'm going to call you
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Smallville
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I'd rather you not
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You know what you're right
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BtoB disrespectful to your Ranch
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Captain
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It does have a nice ring to it
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So you ready for tomorrow's mission
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Don't I look ready
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Yep
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Taylor Grady all right
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But you be on your own
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Harry Connick Christmas Wheels Catherine you and Minecraft Andrea memories
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Like eternal sunshine of the Spotless Mind
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True
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Although
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Carrie was X
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Actually good in that
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And
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Is it just me or do the Scrolls kind of look like the mask
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Smoking
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All right no matter what happens don't get caught
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Is a lot of little secrets hidden in that mind of yours I mean I should know
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I put them
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Copy that no motion
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That's my girl
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I think what you meant to say was yes captain
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Yes
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That's a good boy let me go kick some scroll ass
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Over now me getting caught Little Green Goblin
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Cadaver
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Do you know
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Suck your friends cock
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Do you think you want to stay
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Girl cock inside of me
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Show me
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Yeah
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A while
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So good
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Cool Math
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Yeah
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Oh yes
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Is that enough for you
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I'm going to show you both would expect
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Comfortable
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Pringles movies
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Give me all of it
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Wooly Bully
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Turn off talking balls I want all of that
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An emotional give me a
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Give me a
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Every last drop
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Come on
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Alright guys go
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Thank you for the ride
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I'm going to get the f*** out of here
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That's convenient
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Star Force command do you copy
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Good Lord where are you
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I have no idea the Scrolls captured me I ran away and stole one of their escape pod
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I just can't find the goddamn owners manual do you want a pilot one of these things
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Nope
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Sorry Captain are you sure or
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Are you retaliating because you're still butthurt you didn't end up playing Marvel
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Stop symbol nonsense
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You know I'll be revealed as Marvel in SQL
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Dangling that carrot in front of you so there's that
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It looks like you're about to crash into planet c-53 right
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That one's only 20 calories
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Do you understand me
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Is my Universal translator working
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Did I understand you
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Let's see if you understand me what's your mother f****** hands in the air
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Star Force command do you copy
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Let me guess
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Yeah yeah whatever
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Longest jump
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And there's a guy who looks like Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction
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Splitting some sort of ancient working blaster
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Beam me up Scotty
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Sorry videos
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It seems like they took you from the Epic Space movie quadrant over to the
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Buddy cop movie collection
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Going to take at least one for like to get you there
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Please try stay in one piece until we can fix the genre
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Okay
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In the meantime why don't you go to Louisiana
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Trying to find Maria rambeau
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Sorry what was that
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Who's this Rambo girl in is Stallone involved
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She's the black girl you see in your dreams
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Are you guys used to be best friends
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Maybe something a little bit more than that if you ask me
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Where do I find her
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Scrolls were looking for a coordinates to a house in your brain
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So I guess you already know where to go
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Vine
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I'll just do a quick cerebal search and get my new
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Mismatched partner to drive me there
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Got it
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Your buddy what's your name again
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Fury
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Nicholas Joseph Fury
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Serious
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I'm going to need you to help me find my best friend
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You just want the lactic on my ass face lady
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Even know your name
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Neither do I actually
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They call me vers but
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I suspect there's more.
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HDI
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No pun intended
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I guess you could call me
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Captain Marvel
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You a captain
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Look
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I've been shoving you
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Really weird dreams lately
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I have this feeling
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Half the universe is about to be wiped out
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Just like that
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I really need your help serious
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We don't have much time
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Yuri
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And you going to need some proper clothes
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Yeah and you're going to need a haircut and an eyepatch
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So you may have a spaceship
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But I got me and Italian sports car
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Nice
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So where we going
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29.95 11 North
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90.0 715 West
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Quartz
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Or here
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Is my GPS
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And here is your lunch
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I left it somewhere
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Now this is one tasty burger
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Looks like this place called New Orleans
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Are you out of your motherfuking mind that's 3000 miles away from here
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Don't worry serious
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I'll make the ride enjoyable for you
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You make me feel good
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Don't crash the car Furious
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Rid a lot of miles
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Did you not mad at me for
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Black Mirror IMDb
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Watching the road
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Carrots with your wonton
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Keep Your Hands on the Wheel.
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Oh my God
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Watch the road.
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Keep Your Hands on the Wheel.
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Of the year
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Key Blaster yeah you really do need to be blasted huh
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Blast
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Keep your hand on the
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You didn't land on this damn planet to die on it
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Go fuc
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Again oh no
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Now that was exhausted
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Sure
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There she is
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I know
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Where's the record player in Wylie play
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Come As You Are by Nirvana
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Well my dear
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That's because nobody gave a s*** about vinyl in 1990
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Come as you are came out in 91
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There's no f****** way.
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Actually
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I'm just wondering why I turned a different color in the third at
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Well
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The fans went ballistic when since that picture
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Constantly
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I mean I'm not sure if it was a color
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The fact that she has no app
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Fat track me
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Just pretend the red and blue costume with the plan all along
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This is not the mainstream movie and
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I'm not real arson
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Okay
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The green costumes in nightmare with olive green shirt
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Happy now
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Yeah
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That makes more sense but
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Who the f*** are you
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I thought you were supposed to resemble somebody I
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Is Meijer
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Or
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Desire
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Looks
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No sense you're pretty and all but
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I'm really into dick
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Really now
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Now we're talkin
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Bedtime
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Oh yeah
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Especially Yours
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The f*** girl
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Sorry I got lightheaded for a moment
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Did you all right
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I think so
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Yeah
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This is definitely the place
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Good
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Cuz I could use me a nap
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End of the day
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Oh what
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Double J
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01:14:04,671 --> 01:14:05,695
It's French
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01:14:05,951 --> 01:14:06,975
For a squash
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01:14:08,511 --> 01:14:14,655
Hey you know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France
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01:14:27,711 --> 01:14:33,855
Excuse me man I was wondering if we could ask you
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01:14:34,111 --> 01:14:34,623
Christ
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01:14:34,879 --> 01:14:37,439
How many times are you guys going to come up here but the s*** out of me
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01:14:37,695 --> 01:14:41,791
I don't discuss your holy word I like to have transfusions all the time
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01:14:42,047 --> 01:14:45,119
And y'all can go to hell which I'm sure you're told all day long
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01:14:45,375 --> 01:14:48,959
It's probably why you don't even think he'll exists
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01:14:49,471 --> 01:14:52,543
Take it Easy by Jehovah's Witnesses I promise
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01:14:53,567 --> 01:14:56,383
Star Force Captain who's
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01:14:57,663 --> 01:14:59,455
Strangely erotic dreams
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01:14:59,711 --> 01:15:00,991
About this place
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01:15:03,295 --> 01:15:03,807
Okay well
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01:15:04,319 --> 01:15:04,831
Conan
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01:15:16,863 --> 01:15:17,375
Wow
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01:15:19,423 --> 01:15:21,471
Think I actually remember
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01:15:21,727 --> 01:15:23,007
Taking this picture
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01:15:24,287 --> 01:15:24,799
Oh really
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01:15:25,567 --> 01:15:26,847
Do you remember taking these
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01:15:37,343 --> 01:15:38,111
Oh
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01:15:39,391 --> 01:15:41,439
Are you sure you're not Maria rambeau
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01:15:44,511 --> 01:15:47,583
Like I said before sugartits Maria is my mama
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01:15:48,095 --> 01:15:48,863
She did
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01:15:49,119 --> 01:15:50,655
I am Monica
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01:15:50,911 --> 01:15:51,935
Monica
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01:15:53,215 --> 01:15:55,007
Schitts
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01:15:56,031 --> 01:15:59,103
I'm going to be left with all these unanswered questions
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01:15:59,871 --> 01:16:00,639
Who am I
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01:16:01,663 --> 01:16:07,807
Why is my Air Force call sign Avenger when in the comics it was cheeseburger and
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01:16:08,319 --> 01:16:14,463
Boston accent
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01:16:35,199 --> 01:16:38,783
There's some things I haven't told you really
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01:16:39,039 --> 01:16:39,807
You and
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01:16:40,063 --> 01:16:42,111
Everybody else
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01:16:42,623 --> 01:16:43,903
Secrets
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01:16:44,159 --> 01:16:44,927
Flies
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01:16:45,183 --> 01:16:47,743
Ordinance
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01:16:48,255 --> 01:16:49,535
Implanted in my head
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01:16:51,327 --> 01:16:54,399
So f****** tired of this stuff
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01:16:56,959 --> 01:17:03,103
Don't wait with no you don't listen do you know what it feels like to be rejected by your own kind
334
01:17:03,359 --> 01:17:07,455
Because you're different enough
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01:17:07,711 --> 01:17:13,855
Because you'll never measure up to whatever idealized version of you they fabricated being used
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01:17:20,511 --> 01:17:26,655
Look at me I have no memory no purpose
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01:17:26,911 --> 01:17:28,191
No emotion
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01:17:31,263 --> 01:17:32,543
I'm sorry Monica
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01:17:33,055 --> 01:17:35,103
I hope you never have to know what this feels like
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01:17:40,479 --> 01:17:46,623
Are you are you crying I'm crying god dammit
341
01:17:46,879 --> 01:17:53,023
How else am I supposed to get a f****** best actress nomination
342
01:17:59,423 --> 01:17:59,935
Anyways
343
01:18:01,471 --> 01:18:04,031
I was lieutenant in the New Orleans Harbor Patrol
344
01:18:04,543 --> 01:18:06,335
And I was Captain of a cargo ship
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01:18:07,615 --> 01:18:09,407
There's an accident
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01:18:09,663 --> 01:18:13,503
I was exposed to extra-dimensional energy
347
01:18:13,759 --> 01:18:19,903
As a result I can convert my body into energy
348
01:18:20,159 --> 01:18:26,303
So what are you saying some type of soup
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01:18:26,559 --> 01:18:32,703
Damn right I am
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01:18:35,007 --> 01:18:35,775
They call me
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01:18:37,567 --> 01:18:38,591
Captain Marvel
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01:18:43,199 --> 01:18:45,247
I think we're going to have a problem here
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01:18:45,503 --> 01:18:51,647
Captain Marvel
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01:18:51,903 --> 01:18:54,463
Yeah I know but hey
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01:18:54,719 --> 01:19:00,863
Froze up the f*** out of you I thought you change your name to something stupid that allows us to coexist
356
01:19:01,119 --> 01:19:03,935
Until they can definitely write you off
357
01:19:04,447 --> 01:19:10,591
I'm thinking something like photon
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01:19:16,223 --> 01:19:18,527
Wait I have a good one
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01:19:19,039 --> 01:19:19,807
Pulsar
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01:19:20,831 --> 01:19:23,903
Spectrum
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01:19:31,071 --> 01:19:32,095
Yo b****
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01:19:34,911 --> 01:19:38,239
Why don't you start calling yourself something cheesy like
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01:19:39,519 --> 01:19:40,543
Warbird herb
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01:19:40,799 --> 01:19:41,567
Binary
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01:19:48,735 --> 01:19:50,527
I've got a better idea
366
01:19:51,551 --> 01:19:54,879
How about we both suck that s*** out of each other
367
01:19:55,391 --> 01:19:58,719
And the first one who comes as you change your name
368
01:20:00,255 --> 01:20:02,559
Are you sure you want to go there
369
01:20:03,327 --> 01:20:04,607
That's why they call me
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01:20:04,863 --> 01:20:05,887
Captain Marvel on the job
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01:20:06,143 --> 01:20:07,679
I can work Wonders on your
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01:20:10,239 --> 01:20:13,055
Will Shazam let's see what you've got
373
01:21:10,400 --> 01:21:16,544
By the end of this you're going to be calling me Captain Marvel oh yeah
374
01:22:54,336 --> 01:22:55,104
Yeah
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01:22:56,640 --> 01:22:58,176
Resume YouTube
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01:23:09,184 --> 01:23:11,232
Yes like that
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01:23:11,488 --> 01:23:12,256
Oh
378
01:23:12,512 --> 01:23:18,656
Yeah yeah yeah
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01:23:25,312 --> 01:23:27,872
Yes please
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01:23:34,528 --> 01:23:40,672
Just like that like that
381
01:25:11,552 --> 01:25:13,600
Joakim Noah
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01:26:33,728 --> 01:26:39,872
Good
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01:27:12,384 --> 01:27:14,688
Silhouette
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01:28:41,728 --> 01:28:47,872
Taqueria
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01:29:32,416 --> 01:29:36,256
We were sitting here this whole time and you didn't join it
386
01:29:38,560 --> 01:29:42,656
You're dumber than you look
387
01:29:47,264 --> 01:29:49,824
Alright alright boat on it is
388
01:29:50,592 --> 01:29:51,872
Attagirl
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01:29:53,664 --> 01:29:55,200
Ain't nobody going to write me off
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01:29:55,968 --> 01:29:58,528
I'm a strong black independent woman and I'm here to stay
391
01:29:59,040 --> 01:30:05,184
What's the f***
392
01:30:22,848 --> 01:30:24,384
Wait
393
01:30:25,920 --> 01:30:26,944
The snapper
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01:30:28,992 --> 01:30:30,016
I got to find a way to undo the
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01:30:34,112 --> 01:30:35,136
F*** it works for
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01:30:35,392 --> 01:30:35,904
Superman
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01:30:54,336 --> 01:31:00,480
Elephant
398
01:31:07,136 --> 01:31:13,280
If you want me to look at you
399
01:31:14,048 --> 01:31:15,072
Here we go
400
01:31:15,328 --> 01:31:16,608
Typical Kitty pussy joke
401
01:31:17,888 --> 01:31:23,264
I guess we're Jumping the Shark and doing the wodrocket thing now it's a flerken
402
01:31:24,800 --> 01:31:26,336
What does
403
01:31:26,592 --> 01:31:27,616
Tried to warn you
404
01:31:28,128 --> 01:31:29,920
Who the f*** are you
405
01:31:30,176 --> 01:31:31,968
Carol Danvers butt
406
01:31:32,480 --> 01:31:34,272
I guess you can call me
407
01:31:34,528 --> 01:31:35,552
Captain Marvel
408
01:31:37,088 --> 01:31:38,624
Geez
409
01:31:40,416 --> 01:31:44,000
Cool costume
410
01:31:44,256 --> 01:31:46,816
And you are
411
01:31:48,352 --> 01:31:49,888
My name is Jean Grey
412
01:31:52,704 --> 01:31:56,032
I'm an Omega Level mutant telekinetic and telepath
413
01:31:56,288 --> 01:32:02,432
And the X-Men been trying to recruit hard for a while
414
01:32:02,688 --> 01:32:08,832
Kills the Marvel Universe
415
01:32:09,088 --> 01:32:15,232
Speaking to me telepathically you more or whatever
416
01:32:38,528 --> 01:32:39,552
In your dreams
417
01:32:40,064 --> 01:32:41,600
Dumbass
418
01:32:42,880 --> 01:32:43,648
I mean
419
01:32:43,904 --> 01:32:44,928
He's annoying
420
01:32:45,184 --> 01:32:47,488
But all that spinning gummy little worked up
421
01:32:48,256 --> 01:32:49,536
And the redhead is
422
01:32:49,792 --> 01:32:54,912
Pretty f****** hot I heard that it's no need to apologize
423
01:32:55,168 --> 01:32:56,704
If you help me recruit him
424
01:32:56,960 --> 01:33:00,032
I'll give your ass a phoenix Raptor
425
01:33:00,288 --> 01:33:01,312
What's that
426
01:33:01,568 --> 01:33:02,080
And
427
01:33:02,336 --> 01:33:07,200
What about this guy is he going to keep yapping the whole time if we do him
428
01:33:07,456 --> 01:33:09,248
Justune amount I can use
429
01:33:10,272 --> 01:33:16,416
So can I
430
01:34:28,864 --> 01:34:35,008
I think about that tpn she structure, he has my pussy
431
01:36:47,872 --> 01:36:49,152
Daphne
432
01:37:01,440 --> 01:37:02,464
Captain Carol
433
01:37:02,720 --> 01:37:08,864
Maybe I should give him the Phoenix Raptor in the ass you should
434
01:37:11,680 --> 01:37:17,824
Hours
435
01:38:02,112 --> 01:38:08,256
I want to see what are you into
436
01:39:11,744 --> 01:39:17,888
Yeah right
437
01:46:47,168 --> 01:46:53,312
Sharing is caring
438
01:46:59,712 --> 01:47:01,248
I know we just met
439
01:48:48,512 --> 01:48:51,328
He's calling the shots now
440
01:49:23,584 --> 01:49:28,192
Do you think you like that your cock sliding in and out of an actual
441
01:52:19,200 --> 01:52:22,528
Whoever you are
442
01:53:03,232 --> 01:53:07,328
Beautiful awesome
443
01:53:12,704 --> 01:53:14,752
Hey Maestro sea
444
01:53:15,264 --> 01:53:16,800
Buona Notte
445
01:53:17,824 --> 01:53:20,640
DP pussycat you were magnificent
446
01:53:21,664 --> 01:53:22,176
Girl
447
01:53:22,432 --> 01:53:24,736
I think you have a great pet
448
01:53:25,760 --> 01:53:27,296
But you need the right person
449
01:53:27,808 --> 01:53:28,576
The right guy
450
01:53:29,088 --> 01:53:31,648
The right hand steer you towards stardom
451
01:53:31,904 --> 01:53:33,696
Help for a small monthly fee
452
01:53:34,720 --> 01:53:35,488
Can be that hair
453
01:53:36,000 --> 01:53:36,512
All right
454
01:53:37,024 --> 01:53:38,048
You know I remember about
455
01:53:39,840 --> 01:53:40,608
Was work with Brando
456
01:53:41,376 --> 01:53:47,520
Marlon I could take you to the top
457
01:53:51,616 --> 01:53:53,408
We worked with him on that
458
01:53:53,664 --> 01:53:55,200
Benelli Johnson
459
01:53:58,016 --> 01:54:03,136
Nice
460
01:54:06,464 --> 01:54:07,488
All right guys
461
01:54:08,512 --> 01:54:11,072
Think I'm finally at full power
462
01:54:12,096 --> 01:54:13,120
You know what that means
463
01:54:14,144 --> 01:54:16,960
Unstoppable asskicker time
464
01:54:18,752 --> 01:54:19,264
You know
465
01:54:19,520 --> 01:54:20,032
Like we did it
466
01:54:20,800 --> 01:54:21,312
Thor
467
01:54:23,360 --> 01:54:23,872
Thor Ragnarok
468
01:54:25,920 --> 01:54:26,688
Anyways
469
01:54:28,224 --> 01:54:31,296
I got to go kill the snap of her turns you on
470
01:54:32,832 --> 01:54:33,856
Seeing the sequel
471
01:54:35,392 --> 01:54:36,416
Captain Marvel out
472
01:54:45,888 --> 01:54:48,960
Might be a good idea for you to come and check out our school
473
01:54:49,472 --> 01:54:51,008
I have a feeling
474
01:54:51,264 --> 01:54:52,288
You're going to like Rogue
475
01:54:55,872 --> 01:54:56,640
Well read
476
01:54:59,200 --> 01:55:01,504
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship
477
01:55:40,160 --> 01:55:46,304
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