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DRE: Life is hectic in my house.
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My day is scheduled,
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without a moment to lose.
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So every moment I'm standing
around is a moment wasted.
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Guys, come on! We've got to hustle!
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Jack, Diane, Devante, let's go!
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Ready to go, big guy.
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Boy, not you.
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I'm talking about my son, Devante.
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There are six Black kids at his school.
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How did you end up tutoring the
only other kid named Devante?
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This is the one
I'm talking about. Let's roll.
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That's why you can bet
I put a dollar value
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on every minute of my free time.
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- Hey, Dad.
- Hey.
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Olivia and I have an extra ticket
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to an amazing cheese tasting.
Care to join us?
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[Singsong]
It's all Humboldt County goat cheeses.
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??
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[Cash register dings]
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That's gonna be a big fat "hell no."
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I'm not about to waste $500 of my time
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to taste some nasty cheese
from a funky goat.
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Come on, old man, expand your mind!
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No.
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Hey, good news, baby.
If you come with me
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to a one-hour timeshare presentation,
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we get three nights free in San Pedro!
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Come on, go with me, baby!
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[Cash register dings]
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Mama, thank you, but I'm good.
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Fine, I'll ask the White lady next door.
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I bet she's dying to get some
vacation braids.
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Oh, my God! We just got invited
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to the most incredible charity event.
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[Cash register dings]
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- Pass.
- You owe me.
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What?
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- Babe?
- RAINBOW: Yes?
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- I know it's your birthday weekend...
- Yes.
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...but I got us tickets to
Clippers Fan Fest!
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[Cash register dings]
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Hyah!
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Unfortunately, I married someone
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whose time is also valuable.
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Damn.
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8x01 - That's What Friends Are For
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RAINBOW: Come on, Dre,
don't make that face.
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What? It's not like I invited
you to a timeshare presentation.
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This is an event for a great cause.
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Look, "When We All Vote
works to change the culture
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around voting and increase voter turnout
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by helping to close the age and race gap
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at the polls."
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Plus, it says there's a special guest.
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It's gonna be John Legend.
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It's always John Legend!
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Dre, this is a cause
that we both care about!
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And the Thompsons might be there. Ah!
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Ugh, the Thompsons.
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What?! The Thompsons
are really nice people,
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and I think that if we spent
time with them,
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we would really click.
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No way.
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- All right? No couple friends.
- Why not?
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Because no one ever likes
each other equally.
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And I don't want to get stuck
making small talk
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with some dude just nodding along,
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telling me about the 55 ways
to fix up an old canoe.
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That canoe was really nice.
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[Footsteps approaching]
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Hey, guys!
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Don't forget, tonight is movie night!
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And we are gonna find out
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what they are so
"Fast and Furious" about.
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- Uh-huh.
- I'm-a tell ya, I think it's air pollution.
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- Uh...
- Sorry, we have plans.
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- Yeah.
- With who?
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Friends.
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Where?
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Out.
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Yo, you hear this dude?
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Yeah. They're crazy.
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Don't wait up.
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Wow.
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- Okay.
- All right.
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Well, you know what, Dre?
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This is why we need couple friends.
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Come on, we'll go there,
we'll meet some people.
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It's gonna be fun.
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Come on. Go with me.
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- Fine!
- Yes!
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I'll go.
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But I'm wearing sneakers with my suit,
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and I don't want to hear
a word about it.
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Fine.
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Even though Bow's adult play date
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wasn't until the weekend,
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I was already dreading hanging
out with other couples.
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Okay, Dre, what's going on?
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Oh, no, let me... let me guess.
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Uh, the NFL has fired its only
Black head coach?
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- No.
- Oh.
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Bow is making me go to
this charity event
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because she thinks we need
couple friends.
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Who needs couple friends?
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I wish I had couple friends...
or really even any friends.
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Aw, couple friends are
a complete waste of time.
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Trust me. The woman always
falls in love with you,
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and the man always wants a boat loan.
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If you don't want to go to
the charity event,
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I'll be happy to escort Bow. [Chuckles]
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At the dinner table, lookin' all fine.
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What's this?
Someone's passing around a bowl.
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Okay, I'll put my keys in.
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I'm a little unsure at first.
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Rainbow is perfect.
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With so many beautiful types of fruit,
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I'd be foolish to limit myself
to just one...
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Okay, Charlie,
it's not that kind of party.
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All right? These events
are always the same,
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with Bow trying to make us be friends
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with interesting women
and their dud husbands.
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You know, so many journalists
and college professors.
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Never anything that's useful,
like a Formula 1 driver or...
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or a celebrity chef.
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Or a friendly D.A. who can
"lose" the paperwork
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when you're charged with
trafficking panda cubs.
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Exactly!
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Look, I don't mind writing the check,
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but my whole night is ruined
when Bow does that stuff.
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Like, hell, I'd rather go to
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Devante's kindergarten drum recital.
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Hell, I'll take her to the drum recital.
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[Chuckles]
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Wait, someone's passing a bowl around.
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What's this?
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They're swapping kids.
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Someone hands me a child.
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I guess he's mine now.
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Charlie?
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I will be taking my wife to every event,
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including this one, even if it
is a total waste of time.
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But I will tell you this.
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I am playing hard to get.
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I will not be saddled with a dud again.
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I kept my word and went to
the charity event with Bow,
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and it was exactly what
I thought... full of duds.
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And we are so grateful that you
have joined us
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to support When We All Vote.
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We're a nonpartisan initiative
that empowers people to vote,
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hold our elected officials accountable,
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and protects the right to cast a ballot.
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We need your help to build
an engaged electorate
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for today and for generations to come.
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- Yeah.
- Cheers.
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Thank you so much for your support.
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- Hey!
- Wonderful.
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Thank you for having us.
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- Hon?
- Yes?
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Yeah, uh, we've been here for an hour.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Can we put these spinach puffs
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in our pockets and break out of here?
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No, Dre, we cannot do that.
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- Why?
- Just... Just be a nice person.
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- Be a nice...
- Babe, let's break out.
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??
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- What?
- [Gasps]
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Isn't that... Who is that?
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[Majestic music plays]
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Sweet Black Jesus.
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- That's not John Legend.
- I know.
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RUBY: Hey! What y'all lookin'
so happy about?
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Did you make my baby take marijuana?
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What?! No, we just, um...
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[Clears throat] We met somebody special.
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- Like, special special.
- They might not want to hear
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- about who we met tonight.
- Oh, probably not.
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It was Michelle Obama!
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Michelle Obama?!
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Are you sure it was really her?
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You'll been fooled
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by Barack Obama impersonators before.
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Okay, he was pretending not to
be himself
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so he wouldn't draw a crowd, fool.
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And we know it was her because
we connected
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like we've known each other forever,
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and we had a conversation that
was about being parents...
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- Mm-hmm.
- ...professionals...
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- Yes.
- ...and honestly, it was...
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- What's the word?
- Oh...
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BOTH: Magical.
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Hmm.
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[Dionne Warwick's "That's
What Friends Are For" plays]
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??
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? Keep smilin', keep shinin' ?
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? Knowin' you can always count
on me, for sure ?
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? That's what friends are for ?
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? For good times and bad times ?
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? I'll be on your side forevermore ?
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? That's what friends are for ?
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? Keep smilin', keep shinin' ?
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??
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How do you know she feels
the same way about you?
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Yeah. This is the same boy
who thought he made eye contact
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with Janet on the Rhythm Nation tour.
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- Yeah.
- And then he went back to school,
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telling everybody
that she was his girlfriend.
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She looked into my soul.
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We know because I got
Michelle Obama's phone number.
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And she will be joining us for
dinner here Saturday night.
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- Ho-ho-ho-ho!
- What?!
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- Oh, my God, this is amazing!
- RUBY: They lyin'.
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I am gonna start workshopping
ideas on how to greet her.
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- "Hello" does not feel special enough.
- It's not.
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She's not gonna want to meet you
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when she can meet a genuine
Civil Rights hero.
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No one has told any of you
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that you are welcome to this dinner,
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so you have to leave the house,
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because we want to
have a nice, normal dinner
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with our friends.
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You don't have any friends.
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Right! Oh, it feels so right!
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You aren't seriously gonna leave us out?
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This is child abuse!
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Andre, your giant head tore me
from tip to tail.
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Now, you could at least let me
say hello to the woman!
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Sorry, everybody must leave
Saturday night,
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and that goes for you guys, too.
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Okay, cool. Mason's having
a black-light party,
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so we really don't care about
what you guys have going on.
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Michelle Obama is coming to dinner.
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- What?!
- What?
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DIANE: Oh, I, uh... Dang, Mason's party
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was just canceled, yeah.
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- He has a seven-day diarrhea.
- Mm.
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So, um, we are actually
available to meet Mrs. O.
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All of you are banned, okay?
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Because this...
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this is something
that's just for Dre and I.
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- Yes.
- Mmm.
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No.
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[All arguing]
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"No" is right. Ain't nobody...
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All right, all right!
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Hold on, hold on!
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We understand and appreciate
all that you do for us.
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And if you want this evening to
yourselves,
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we will honor your request.
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I neither understand or
appreciate what Rainbow and Dre
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are trying to do, nor do I feel
any need to honor their request.
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- [Gasps]
- This is madness.
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- I agree!
- We have a Black Jesus given right
256
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to meet this woman!
257
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:39,495
Now, y'all know... y'all know how I feel
258
00:09:39,621 --> 00:09:41,414
about somebody from the
government comin' in this house.
259
00:09:41,539 --> 00:09:42,457
- Yeah.
- Right.
260
00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,500
But we talkin' about
Mrs. Michelle Obama. Come on!
261
00:09:44,626 --> 00:09:45,877
Michelle Obama!
262
00:09:46,002 --> 00:09:46,794
It's only right.
263
00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,463
And who do they think they are?
264
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,089
Exactly, we're the teenagers.
265
00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:51,549
We're the ones supposed to be
ditching them,
266
00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:52,800
- not the other way around.
- Right.
267
00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:55,929
And it's not like I even want to
hang out for long.
268
00:09:56,054 --> 00:09:59,349
I just want one photo that I can
rub in the faces of my enemies!
269
00:09:59,474 --> 00:10:01,559
Yeah, and I just want her to
sign my copy of "Becoming"
270
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:02,894
and tell me I'm enough.
271
00:10:03,019 --> 00:10:04,687
I want to know if she still has
connections
272
00:10:04,812 --> 00:10:08,316
who can look into pardoning
certain youthful indiscretions
273
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:11,402
from the 1960s so someone
can get a passport again.
274
00:10:11,527 --> 00:10:12,403
You feel me?
275
00:10:12,528 --> 00:10:14,030
- Ah.
- Ah, I feel you.
276
00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:15,323
All right, all right, all right!
277
00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:17,659
Then it's decided.
278
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,036
We're gonna crash this party.
279
00:10:20,161 --> 00:10:21,287
Huh?
280
00:10:21,412 --> 00:10:25,166
Jack, go get me my disguise trunk.
281
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,334
Go ahead.
282
00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,796
DRE: The night of the dinner,
everything was in place
283
00:10:29,921 --> 00:10:33,508
to welcome Michelle Obama
into our humble home.
284
00:10:33,633 --> 00:10:35,343
Babe, do you know what's weird
about this?
285
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,679
- What?
- Is how not-weird it feels.
286
00:10:37,804 --> 00:10:38,554
I know, right?
287
00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,139
Mrs. Obama is just so warm and...
288
00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:41,683
- and down-to-earth.
- Mm-hmm.
289
00:10:41,808 --> 00:10:43,518
Do you know that I sent her
a confirmation text,
290
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:46,396
and she sent me back
a dancing-lady emoji.
291
00:10:46,521 --> 00:10:48,189
That's it? No words?
292
00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:49,107
It was just like, "Wah!"
293
00:10:49,232 --> 00:10:49,857
- She's cool.
- [Laughs]
294
00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,317
- [Doorbell rings]
- Oh, okay, okay!
295
00:10:51,442 --> 00:10:52,986
- Okay, baby!
- Baby, button my arm button!
296
00:10:53,111 --> 00:10:54,278
- Uh...
- [Shouts incoherently]
297
00:10:54,404 --> 00:10:56,072
- Okay, I'm gonna button.
- Button, okay.
298
00:10:56,197 --> 00:10:57,699
Okay. Okay, come on.
Come one, give it to me.
299
00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,367
- Oh! Mmm!
- [Laughs]
300
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:00,326
- Okay.
- Okay, okay.
301
00:11:00,451 --> 00:11:02,578
[Both sigh]
302
00:11:03,121 --> 00:11:04,122
- [Gasps]
- Okay, hey.
303
00:11:04,247 --> 00:11:06,165
Hi. I thought I would do
the neighborly thing
304
00:11:06,290 --> 00:11:07,583
on a Saturday night and bring over
305
00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:10,003
my famous tuna-zoodle casserole.
306
00:11:10,128 --> 00:11:10,712
Can I come in, please?
307
00:11:10,837 --> 00:11:11,838
- No.
- No!
308
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,047
All right, look, I put 2 and 2 together
309
00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:14,716
when the Secret Service interviewed me.
310
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:16,759
I know Mrs. Obama is gonna be here.
I just want to meet her.
311
00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:17,927
- No.
- I can pretend to be your maid.
312
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,429
- Uh, uh, good night.
- A white maid!
313
00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,764
I mean, wouldn't that be something?
314
00:11:21,889 --> 00:11:23,641
Everyone else may have been tripping,
315
00:11:23,766 --> 00:11:26,269
but we just wanted to have
a normal night.
316
00:11:26,394 --> 00:11:28,271
Luckily, so did Mrs. Obama.
317
00:11:28,396 --> 00:11:30,231
I hope this is okay.
318
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,734
- Mm-hmm, looks good, looks good.
- Uh-huh.
319
00:11:32,859 --> 00:11:34,277
Well, you know, we figured
320
00:11:34,402 --> 00:11:36,446
that you've had enough
steak dinners for a lifetime.
321
00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:37,989
[Laughs] How'd you know?
322
00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:38,990
- Oh.
- [Laughter]
323
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:39,741
- Cheers.
- Cheers.
324
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,034
[Laughing]
325
00:11:41,159 --> 00:11:42,326
Don't mind us. Sorry, just...
326
00:11:42,452 --> 00:11:43,911
Oh... forgot my phone in here.
327
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,079
- Hi.
- We'll be real quick.
328
00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,123
[Chuckles] Take the picture.
329
00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,752
For the love of God, Olivia,
take the picture.
330
00:11:50,877 --> 00:11:52,628
- Junior?
- Yes?
331
00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,796
Get out.
332
00:11:53,921 --> 00:11:54,797
Oh, sorry, Father. [Chuckles]
333
00:11:54,922 --> 00:11:56,299
- Bow, what is he doing here?
- Thank you.
334
00:11:56,415 --> 00:11:57,249
I have no idea.
335
00:11:57,383 --> 00:11:59,927
- Weird, right?
- Zoey?
336
00:12:00,053 --> 00:12:00,970
Yeah?
337
00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,764
What are you doing here?
338
00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,140
- Are you kidding?
- No.
339
00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:06,267
I'm here all the time.
340
00:12:06,392 --> 00:12:09,645
And matter of fact, I actually
just started a fashion line.
341
00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:11,606
- Oh.
- So if you wanna give me
342
00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:12,940
Sasha and Malia's sizes...
343
00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,442
- Oh.
- ...I'll send you some samples.
344
00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:15,443
- Hey.
- Okay.
345
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:16,861
DRE: Hey, Zoey, nice try.
346
00:12:16,986 --> 00:12:17,737
- Get out.
- Get out.
347
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:19,280
- MICHELLE: Congratulations.
- Aw, thank you.
348
00:12:19,405 --> 00:12:20,573
Oh, she's a cutie.
349
00:12:20,698 --> 00:12:22,116
- She doesn't live here.
- She doesn't live here?
350
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,159
- Yeah.
- Really?
351
00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:24,702
- Seriously.
- Andre, my boy.
352
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:25,953
- No.
- Oh.
353
00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:27,163
[British accent]
I'll not have you speak thus
354
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:28,623
when we have such august company about.
355
00:12:28,748 --> 00:12:29,832
RAINBOW: Oh, boy.
356
00:12:29,957 --> 00:12:31,000
- "August"?
- What does that mean?
357
00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:33,044
- Good evening, your grace.
- Good evening.
358
00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:34,545
My deepest apologies for my son.
359
00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:36,255
I'm still working on his refinement.
360
00:12:36,380 --> 00:12:38,132
- Oh.
- A father's work is never done.
361
00:12:38,257 --> 00:12:39,300
- [Awkward laughter]
- BOW: Seriously?
362
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,553
[Bad British accent] I-I-Indeed,
guv'nor, indeed.
363
00:12:42,678 --> 00:12:44,055
- [Laughs]
- [Normal voice] I'm sorry.
364
00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:46,516
- I just love you so much!
- Oh.
365
00:12:46,641 --> 00:12:48,935
You did so much to normalize
366
00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,561
having your mother live with you.
367
00:12:50,686 --> 00:12:51,854
- Okay.
- [Sobbing]
368
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,606
- So, Mama, enough!
- [Chuckles]
369
00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,526
All right, if your name
is not on the mortgage
370
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:59,487
and your ass has never lived at
the White House, get out.
371
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,239
- Okay.
- Great to meet you.
372
00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:02,281
RUBY: Michelle Obama.
373
00:13:02,406 --> 00:13:03,241
- Thank you, thank you.
- Thank you.
374
00:13:03,366 --> 00:13:04,659
Greetings to the first man.
375
00:13:04,684 --> 00:13:05,782
How did her arms feel, baby?
376
00:13:05,807 --> 00:13:07,203
- RAINBOW: Hey.
- Hard... very hard.
377
00:13:07,328 --> 00:13:09,455
- Wow, wow.
- Okay, I'm so sorry.
378
00:13:09,580 --> 00:13:10,832
- Oh, my... I'm...
- Beautiful.
379
00:13:10,949 --> 00:13:12,575
- Yes, that... Okay.
- Wow, lovely gown.
380
00:13:12,708 --> 00:13:13,793
That was a lot.
381
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:16,053
- Yeah, I'm so sorry.
- [Chuckles]
382
00:13:16,170 --> 00:13:18,506
- Oh, my God.
- My apologies.
383
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,467
Oh, trust me, I have seen much worse.
384
00:13:21,592 --> 00:13:23,469
- [Sighing] Oh.
- And your family is beautiful.
385
00:13:23,594 --> 00:13:24,804
- Oh, thank you.
- They really are.
386
00:13:24,929 --> 00:13:27,139
Thank you, but that wasn't
the entire gang.
387
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,558
Oh, there's more?
388
00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:30,601
Uh, I'm surprised the twins
haven't army-crawled
389
00:13:30,726 --> 00:13:31,894
- their way in here by now.
- Twins?
390
00:13:32,019 --> 00:13:32,979
- Hey, guys.
- Hey.
391
00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,273
- What y'all eatin'?
- Hey, hi.
392
00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,399
- Hi.
- Who that lady? Hey.
393
00:13:36,524 --> 00:13:38,985
Yeah, anyway, we thought this
would be a great time...
394
00:13:39,110 --> 00:13:40,319
- Mm.
- ...for movie night.
395
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,280
- Movie night?
- Uh, I don't know your plans,
396
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:43,906
but, uh, you're more than
welcome to stay.
397
00:13:44,031 --> 00:13:45,700
- Aww, thank you.
- We got sheets and pillows.
398
00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:47,827
This is incredible.
399
00:13:47,952 --> 00:13:50,329
If I don't see cartoon smoke
in 3 seconds
400
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:51,622
where your bodies are,
401
00:13:51,747 --> 00:13:53,291
I will not be paying for your college.
402
00:13:53,416 --> 00:13:55,251
- Oh.
- Get out.
403
00:13:55,376 --> 00:13:56,836
RAINBOW: Get out now. Go.
404
00:13:56,961 --> 00:13:58,421
- I'm-a... I will...
- Go.
405
00:13:58,546 --> 00:14:00,089
- Bye.
- Get out. Goodb...
406
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:01,674
[Chuckles]
407
00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:03,175
- Wow.
- Oh, it's so cute.
408
00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,177
Well, I can tell you that that
was definitely just for you.
409
00:14:05,303 --> 00:14:07,847
That was for you because
Jack and Diane...
410
00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:09,473
- Mm-hmm.
- ...they're in that teenage phase...
411
00:14:09,599 --> 00:14:11,868
...where they never want to be
anywhere near their family.
412
00:14:11,962 --> 00:14:13,519
- Like, ever.
- I-I get it.
413
00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:15,146
When our girls were that age,
414
00:14:15,271 --> 00:14:17,231
you should have seen how
they rolled their eyes,
415
00:14:17,337 --> 00:14:19,025
- especially at their father.
- Really?
416
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:19,942
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
417
00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,193
They roll their eyes
in front of my face.
418
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:22,320
- Well...
- Oh.
419
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:23,487
All right? At least show me the respect
420
00:14:23,613 --> 00:14:25,156
and roll your eyes
when my back is turned.
421
00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:27,033
[Laughs] Well,
that's the least they could do.
422
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:28,034
- Mm-hmm.
- Oh, goodness.
423
00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:29,410
But it's all love, it's all love.
424
00:14:29,535 --> 00:14:30,703
See, it's all love. Thank you.
425
00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:33,289
- That's what we tell ourselves.
- Listen, I will tell myself...
426
00:14:33,414 --> 00:14:33,998
[Laughs]
427
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:36,626
I just thought it was so much
easier when they were younger.
428
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:38,377
Jack and Diane,
when they wouldn't go to sleep,
429
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:40,212
I would do a little Jamaican
accent for them.
430
00:14:40,338 --> 00:14:41,047
- Oh, really?
- You know what I mean?
431
00:14:41,172 --> 00:14:41,964
And they would laugh and laugh
and laugh.
432
00:14:42,089 --> 00:14:43,215
And now when I do it for them,
433
00:14:43,341 --> 00:14:44,483
they tell me I'm canceled.
434
00:14:44,508 --> 00:14:45,384
[Laughs]
435
00:14:45,409 --> 00:14:46,677
Well, I got to hear this accent.
436
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:48,512
- No.
- Come on, baby, you got to do it now.
437
00:14:48,638 --> 00:14:49,805
- Come on, do it, do it.
- Oh, come on.
438
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,467
- Do it! Do it!
- Come on.
439
00:14:51,588 --> 00:14:52,464
- Do it!
- Come on.
440
00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:55,311
- [Both chanting] Do it!
- Okay, okay, okay. All right, ready?
441
00:14:55,436 --> 00:14:58,230
Talking about life, dissing our kids...
442
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,149
it felt like this could be the beginning
443
00:15:00,274 --> 00:15:01,943
of a beautiful friendship.
444
00:15:02,068 --> 00:15:04,111
??
445
00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,113
- Everything went smooth tonight.
- Sure did.
446
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,448
All right, tonight, for the first time,
447
00:15:07,573 --> 00:15:08,783
I was able to be myself
448
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,953
with a person who didn't share
my last name.
449
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,996
Mm.
450
00:15:14,121 --> 00:15:16,040
- Can you imagine...
- Hmm?
451
00:15:16,165 --> 00:15:20,670
...if we actually become friends
with the Obamas?
452
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:23,422
Oh. Summers in Hawaii,
pick-up basketball games,
453
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:24,256
- and guest spots on...
- Oh.
454
00:15:24,382 --> 00:15:26,092
BOTH: "Waffles + Mochi".
455
00:15:26,217 --> 00:15:27,718
Oh, babe, we could talk about work,
456
00:15:27,843 --> 00:15:29,720
we could talk about family,
we could talk about life.
457
00:15:29,845 --> 00:15:30,805
[Inhales deeply]
458
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,765
- We could go to the Grammys, baby.
- Oh, my God, I love the Grammys.
459
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:33,849
- I could get to this life.
- What would I wear?
460
00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,644
- I could get used to this life.
- Absolutely.
461
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,187
Wait, she said she wanted to
do this again.
462
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,605
- Should I maybe send her a text?
- Yes.
463
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,273
- Or else... Right?
- No, no, baby,
464
00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:43,651
after the first date, I'd
normally wait five or six days.
465
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,486
- Well, that's not...
- But, you know, I...
466
00:15:45,611 --> 00:15:47,029
I rarely had second dates.
467
00:15:47,154 --> 00:15:48,489
Okay, well, maybe just a quick note.
468
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,491
I don't know, something
no-pressure, like, breezy.
469
00:15:50,616 --> 00:15:51,826
Uh, oh, hey, I like breezy.
470
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:53,160
- You like Bree... Okay, okay, okay.
- Yeah, mm-hmm.
471
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:55,997
Um, "Thanks for coming.
472
00:15:56,122 --> 00:16:00,543
We had a really nice night."
473
00:16:00,668 --> 00:16:01,752
- Should I send it?
- Yeah, send it.
474
00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:02,545
- Okay.
- Mm-hmm.
475
00:16:02,670 --> 00:16:03,988
- [Both gasp]
- Oh, my God. We got bubbles.
476
00:16:04,082 --> 00:16:05,472
- Damn, she's quick. Okay.
- I know.
477
00:16:05,589 --> 00:16:06,966
"I had a really nice night, too."
478
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:07,942
- Oh!
- Okay.
479
00:16:08,019 --> 00:16:09,600
- Oh, that's so nice!
- Oh, let me see something.
480
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,972
- Um, okay, "When should we do it again?"
- That's good.
481
00:16:13,097 --> 00:16:15,224
"Maybe BO44 wants to join."
482
00:16:15,356 --> 00:16:16,674
Yeah, put it in there right now.
Why not?
483
00:16:16,768 --> 00:16:18,436
Hey. I mean, you know, man,
I'm trying to make me a friend.
484
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:19,408
- [Chuckles] Oh, God!
- Oh!
485
00:16:19,495 --> 00:16:20,855
- Wow, she does not let a text sit.
- Okay, okay, maybe.
486
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:21,856
Look, there's the bubbles.
487
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:22,857
- Okay.
- Uh-huh.
488
00:16:22,997 --> 00:16:24,081
"Why don't you and I set a date?"
489
00:16:24,198 --> 00:16:26,284
- Oh, God. Um...
- All right. Yeah.
490
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,612
- "I'm not sure about Barack."
- Oh.
491
00:16:28,738 --> 00:16:30,156
"He's just... He's so busy.
492
00:16:30,281 --> 00:16:32,324
He's so busy working on his next book."
493
00:16:32,450 --> 00:16:33,951
- Yeah.
- She mentioned that.
494
00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,786
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
- Yeah.
495
00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,246
- I'm sorry, babe.
- It's okay, babe.
496
00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:41,208
??
497
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:42,960
Oh, my God.
498
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:44,670
What?
499
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,630
I'm the dud.
500
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,925
DRE: I'm used to being
the life of the party,
501
00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,762
so it took me a minute
to digest the fact
502
00:16:52,887 --> 00:16:55,014
that I received the Presidential Medal
503
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,557
of being the dud.
504
00:16:56,682 --> 00:16:57,558
You okay?
505
00:16:57,683 --> 00:16:58,893
Nah, I'm good, babe.
506
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:01,145
You know, I don't need to be
friends with the Obamas.
507
00:17:01,270 --> 00:17:03,064
I can learn how to windsurf on my own.
508
00:17:03,189 --> 00:17:04,106
I know it's hurtful, Dre,
509
00:17:04,231 --> 00:17:06,192
but you can't take it personally.
510
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,277
They're such busy people.
511
00:17:08,402 --> 00:17:10,780
I mean, they have to make tough
choices about their time.
512
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:12,156
She wanted to hang out with you.
513
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,617
Well, uh, I'm amazing.
514
00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:15,701
[Chuckles]
515
00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:17,661
But if we can't hang out as a couple,
516
00:17:17,787 --> 00:17:20,956
then I don't need to hang out
with Michelle Obama.
517
00:17:21,082 --> 00:17:22,041
We're a package.
518
00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:23,626
Aww.
519
00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:26,712
- Thanks, babe.
- Mm-hmm.
520
00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:30,049
You know, I guess
I let myself kinda like
521
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:31,967
the idea of having couple friends.
522
00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:34,428
- Mm.
- But not just couple friends.
523
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,971
Black couple friends.
524
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,557
Babe, it seemed as if she got us.
525
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,227
You know, I didn't realize
how much it takes out of me
526
00:17:41,352 --> 00:17:45,231
when we're always unicorns
in social situations.
527
00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:47,024
Right.
528
00:17:47,149 --> 00:17:48,776
It's like we're always
crashing the party.
529
00:17:48,901 --> 00:17:50,861
- Mm.
- But not tonight.
530
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:54,657
No. We had a shared language.
531
00:17:54,782 --> 00:17:56,200
We didn't have to explain ourselves.
532
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,910
It felt... It felt so good.
533
00:17:58,035 --> 00:17:59,453
- Yeah.
- So normal.
534
00:17:59,578 --> 00:18:02,331
What does it say about us
that we were more comfortable
535
00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,834
with the first lady than
the parents at school?
536
00:18:04,959 --> 00:18:08,963
Well...
537
00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:10,798
that between work...
538
00:18:10,923 --> 00:18:12,758
- and school...
- Mm-hmm.
539
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:17,513
...we are not getting as many of
these nights as we want...
540
00:18:17,638 --> 00:18:19,223
and need.
541
00:18:19,348 --> 00:18:20,933
We need to find our people.
542
00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:21,892
Yeah.
543
00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:24,353
Maybe we're looking in the wrong places.
544
00:18:24,478 --> 00:18:25,896
Mm.
545
00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,189
- You know what, babe?
- Hmm?
546
00:18:27,314 --> 00:18:31,110
If you want, you can still
hang out with Michelle Obama.
547
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,736
Oh, I was never not going to, honey.
548
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:35,030
Trust me, I know.
549
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,365
I know.
550
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:38,701
[British accent] Undoubtedly,
a fine Courvoisier.
551
00:18:38,826 --> 00:18:39,841
[Laughter]
552
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:43,664
[Bad British accent]
It tickles me throat and warms me liver.
553
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,457
Uh, what's going on?
554
00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:46,625
They have dementia.
555
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:48,335
[Normal voice] No, no.
Look, we're celebratin'.
556
00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:51,088
We made a real connection with
Michelle Obama, didn't we?
557
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,591
[Normal voice] Michelle Obama! Hey!
558
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,634
I just can't believe Mom and Dad
kicked us out like that.
559
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:57,720
This is the type of thing kids
write tell-all books about.
560
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,847
- Yeah.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey, y'all sit down.
561
00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,098
Sit down, sit down. Come here.
562
00:19:01,223 --> 00:19:03,225
Come here.
563
00:19:05,895 --> 00:19:08,314
You sound like a real jerk.
564
00:19:08,439 --> 00:19:09,231
Grandma!
565
00:19:09,356 --> 00:19:10,691
I'm sorry, baby.
566
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:14,236
Now, I know, as teenagers,
y'all feel like
567
00:19:14,361 --> 00:19:15,654
y'all should get whatever y'all want,
568
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:17,156
whenever y'all want it.
569
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:20,784
But you don't get to pick and choose
570
00:19:20,910 --> 00:19:22,244
when you want to have a family.
571
00:19:22,369 --> 00:19:25,080
You think your parents will
always be at your beck and call?
572
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:26,999
The real world don't work that way.
573
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,083
Thank you.
574
00:19:28,208 --> 00:19:29,293
Wow. [Chuckles]
575
00:19:29,418 --> 00:19:30,753
With all the smack you talk,
we sort of figured
576
00:19:30,878 --> 00:19:32,087
you'd be on our side.
577
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:36,425
Bottom line... you can't act
like fools without consequences.
578
00:19:36,550 --> 00:19:37,426
Hmm.
579
00:19:39,428 --> 00:19:42,222
I mean, hey, at least we had fun
at Mason's party.
580
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:43,307
No, we didn't.
581
00:19:43,432 --> 00:19:44,475
??
582
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:45,893
[Dog barking in distance]
583
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:50,522
You tellin' me Michelle Obama
liked this excuse for a crumble?
584
00:19:50,648 --> 00:19:53,567
Ha-ha! That woman lied to you.
585
00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,779
Hey, guys. Uh, we were thinkin'...
586
00:19:56,904 --> 00:19:58,030
y'all down for movie night?
587
00:19:58,155 --> 00:19:59,406
- What?
- What's going on right now?
588
00:19:59,531 --> 00:20:00,616
Uh...
589
00:20:00,741 --> 00:20:02,368
Who do you guys think is in
the house, Cardi B?
590
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:03,369
No.
591
00:20:03,494 --> 00:20:05,829
We thought about it, and even though
592
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,289
there are no special guests,
593
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,958
we still want to hang out with you.
594
00:20:09,083 --> 00:20:10,209
- Really?
- Oh.
595
00:20:10,334 --> 00:20:12,002
Wow. Oh, okay. Well, uh, you know what?
596
00:20:12,127 --> 00:20:13,545
Let me get this movie cued up.
597
00:20:13,671 --> 00:20:14,421
??
598
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:16,256
I'm not gonna lie,
599
00:20:16,382 --> 00:20:19,551
it's hard, not being able to
make new friends.
600
00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:22,638
And maybe I wasn't going to be
able to hang out
601
00:20:22,763 --> 00:20:26,100
with the first Black president
and his beautiful family.
602
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:29,228
But at least I had my own
built-in first family
603
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:32,523
to hang with, and that's priceless.
604
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,525
- RAINBOW: Baby?
- Yes, babe?
605
00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:36,777
What do you think for dinner?
Thai or sushi?
606
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,112
Oh.
607
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,196
I forgot to tell you.
608
00:20:39,321 --> 00:20:40,823
You're on your own tonight.
I have plans.
609
00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,241
- Hmm.
- With...
610
00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,952
Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union.
611
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,078
Where'd you meet them?
612
00:20:46,203 --> 00:20:48,872
Oh, you know, just, uh... just out.
613
00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:51,792
Mm-hmm. Nice.
What'd you guys talk about?
614
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:53,460
Oh, you know, the u-usual stuff.
615
00:20:53,585 --> 00:20:54,878
- You know, uh, the kids,
- Oh.
616
00:20:55,003 --> 00:20:57,631
fashion, uh, how the game ain't changed.
617
00:20:57,756 --> 00:20:59,133
- Oh.
- A-As a matter of fact,
618
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,968
I'm gonna go meet them
at the county fair.
619
00:21:01,093 --> 00:21:02,302
- Oh, the fair.
- [Chuckles]
620
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,513
The entire county is going to be there.
621
00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,223
- Mm.
- Everyone except for you, of course.
622
00:21:06,348 --> 00:21:07,975
- Mm-hmm.
- Yeah.
623
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,309
Oh, Dre.
624
00:21:09,435 --> 00:21:10,728
??
625
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,563
Oh. [Chuckles]
626
00:21:12,688 --> 00:21:14,732
??
627
00:21:14,857 --> 00:21:16,483
Damn it.
628
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,569
Knew I should've went with
Will and Jada.
629
00:21:18,619 --> 00:21:23,169
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