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♪♪
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Mirren: Our world can appear
insurmountably huge...
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[ Insects chirping ]
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...its inhabitants divided
by vast deserts,
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towering mountains,
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and impenetrable jungles.
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Truly, how well do we know
our wild neighbors?
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Lemur: Come here, you sexy
little tree minx.
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Mm. [ Smooching ]
Lemur #2: Oh, you're so bad.
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Stop it. Stop. St‐‐
No, no, don't stop.
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[ Smooching continues ]
Ow‐ow‐ow‐ow!
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Ow‐owwww!
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What the [bleep]?
Don't mind me.
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I'm just your neighbor.
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Yeah, that doesn't
make it less creepy.
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Mirren: Still,
this planet's creatures
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are part of one
massive community.
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Billions of diverse
individuals
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who all reside
on a home called...Earth.
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Monkey: Oh, is that
what it's called?
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Gee, thanks, Helen.
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What would we ever do
without you?
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Mirren:
This planet vibrates
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with the energy
of its creatures...
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Ram: You guys feel
that vibrating, too?
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...each of them contributing
their unique voices
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to our shared experience.
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Humans and animals
are connected
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in ways both simple...
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and mysterious.
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♪♪
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Now, open your heart...
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and get to know your wild
neighbors when nature calls.
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♪♪
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In nature, one must be
ever prepared,
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as peril lurks
around every corner.
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Hideous monstrosities
with menacing intentions,
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creatures pouncing from above,
and a disorienting cacophony
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of primal howls.
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It's kind of like being
at a tailgate party
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before a football game.
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But even in the arduous realm
of the animals,
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there are those
who will step forward
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to lend a hand,
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as we see with these
capuchin monkeys
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in the treetops of Costa Rica.
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Scott: [ Groaning ]
Monkey: Oh, my God,
is he going to die?
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Monkey #2: I'm doing
everything I can, miss.
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He might be
going into shock.
God, I'm so
sorry, Scott.
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If I knew you were
allergic to bees,
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I never would have suggested
a hike for our second date.
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I may not have...
much time.
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Can you do
something for me?
Anything.
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I need you to log into
my work computer
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and make a change
to my life insurance policy.
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Sure, yes, okay. I‐I'll log in
to your work computer.
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The password is
"ShawnMendes" ‐‐ no space.
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Wait, Shawn Mendes ‐‐
like, the singer?
That's right.
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Now, on my desktop,
you'll see a file named ‐‐
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Wait, why is your
password "ShawnMendes"?
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I just needed
something random.
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Now, on my desktop ‐‐
I gotta agree
with her.
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"ShawnMendes"
isn't a random password.
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If anything,
it's incredibly specific.
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Can we just focus
on me not dying?
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Of course. But can I ask
just one more question?
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What?
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Are you a huge fan
of Shawn Mendes?
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I was wondering
the exact same thing.
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No, I'm just
an average male
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in his mid‐30s
dying of a bee sting.
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I'm not secretly
some huge Shawn Mendes fan.
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Okay. Uh, I log in.
Then what?
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So, my life insurance policy
is in a folder on my desktop
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labeled "There's Nothing
Holdin' Me Back."
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A‐Are you
[bleep] kidding me?
Oh, come on!
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What's the big deal?!
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Dude, relax.
Everything is fine.
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Oh, thank God.
So I'm not gonna die?
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No, I meant, it's fine
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that you're a huge
Shawn Mendes fan.
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You're still gonna die
of this bee sting.
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[ Sighs ] Then, can you
please tell someone
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who's very important to me
that I love them very much?
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Let me guess ‐‐
Shawn Mendes.
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No.
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Yes.
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Ma'am, I'm sorry.
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I have terrible news.
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Your boyfriend ‐‐
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Ah, he's more of
an acquaintance.
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Oh. Oh, well,
he just passed away.
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Oh, that's terrible.
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Do you remember who he wanted
me to get a message to?
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I'm afraid
the name escapes me.
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Was it...Ed Sheeran?
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Yes! That was it.
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That guy. Mm‐hmm.
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♪♪
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Announcer: And now, untamed,
unvarnished, unsolicited.
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These are
"Unpopular Wolf Opinions."
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Wolf:
I'm genuinely happy
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for everyone I follow
on social media,
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especially when great things
happen to them,
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or they travel
to cool places.
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I really like seeing it.
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Announcer: This has been
"Unpopular Wolf Opinions."
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♪♪
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Mirren: Life in the wild
is a study in contrasts ‐‐
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the collision between
opposing forces.
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The graceful gazelle must evade
the hungry cheetah.
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Seals must learn to co‐exist
alongside relentless orca.
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And monkeys ‐‐
[ Scoffs ]
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Well, they seem
particularly confused by rocks.
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Look at these dummies.
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I mean, somebody get these guys
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an instruction manual
for rocks or something.
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[ Laughs ] Yeesh.
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But what happens
when an animal is faced
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with opposition
from its own species?
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We shall see with this ant,
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deep in the forests
of New Zealand.
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♪♪
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Announcer:
Frozen since the stone age
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and thawed out in modern times,
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it's "Cave‐Ant!"
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Cave‐Ant: Where am I?
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No ‐‐ when am I?
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[ Indistinct chatter ]
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Hello? Excuse me!
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Ant: Yeah, buddy.
What's up?
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Salutations, future bug.
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I am an ant from
thousands of years ago.
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When I was frozen
in this ice,
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ants were but
a primitive civilization,
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carrying tiny blades
of grass to and fro
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with our bare hands.
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We still do that.
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Really? So ‐‐
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Okay, so, not even,
like, wagons?
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Okay. Um, okay.
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In my time, eons ago,
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ants had not yet dreamed
of personal home ownership
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or even invented
the condominium!
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It may shock you to hear
that we all once lived
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underground together
with our mom, and ‐‐
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Yeah. Colonies, bro.
Still do that, too.
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Well, what the hell
have you guys been doing
for a thousand years?!
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Is anything new?
I don't know.
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Um, did you guys
have Facebook?
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What is Facebook?
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It's like a giant room
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where racists and advertisers
scream to get your attention.
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Also, there's Twitter.
Okay, and what's Twitter?
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Same thing, but worse.
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Wow. Okay, Got it.
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So, I'm just gonna
re‐freeze myself
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for another thousand years.
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Just defrost me
when there's flying cars.
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Good night!
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♪♪
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Announcer: "Cave‐Ant!"
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♪♪
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Announcer: [ German accent ]
If you are a snake
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or perhaps a lizard
without limbs
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looking for a fun night out,
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then look no further
than Europe's hottest club ‐‐
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Das Snake Pit.
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Located under a rock somewhere
between Deustchland und Denmark,
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this one‐of‐a‐kind venue
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is roughly the size
of a shoe box,
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making it the perfect place
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to tangle up tight
und have a good time.
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Snake: [ German accent ]
Excuse me. Pardon me.
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Thank you. Sven!
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Sven:
[ German accent ] Yah?
This is crazy!
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I cannot make
heads or tails!
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[ Laughs ]
Yah, good one.
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No, really.
Is this you?
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Snake #2: Perhaps.
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Tell me if you feel this.
[ Chomps ]
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Ow! Who bit me?!
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Nein, I felt nothing.
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Announcer: Nein cover charge,
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nein drink minimums,
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nein sunlight.
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With drink specials
all night long,
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like venom shooters
for just 18 euros.
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from some of the hottest DJs
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in the world,
including DJ Snake...
Snake #3: Ooh, yah!
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...Steve Snake‐Oki...
Oh, yah!
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...Tiesssssssssto...
I love it!
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...und next weekend,
a special appearance
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from every snake's
favorite DJ ‐‐ deadmau5!
We're going crazy!
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So, slither and writhe on down
to a night club
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that's any other animal's
worst nightmare
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und a shnake's
dream come true!
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Das Snake Pit.
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We'll be waiting for you!
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♪♪
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Mirren: Our animal friends
possess a wealth
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of natural defense techniques.
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To ward off threats,
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the skunk will release
foul odors,
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the baboon will flash
its fearsome teeth...
[ Baboon screeches ]
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...and this llama
will exhaust a predator
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by talking endlessly about
its intermittent‐fasting
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and bone‐broth diet.
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And in the scrub brush
of Madagascar,
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the crafty ring‐tailed lemur
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has its own approach
to personal security.
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♪♪
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Announcer: Bird‐glars.
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Bird: Anybody home?
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Announcer:
Iguana intruders.
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[ Gun cocks ]
Iguana: Everybody down!
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Announcer:
Trespassing tarsiers.
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Tarsier:
How about you leave?
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Common tree thieves.
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[ Object shatters ]
Monkey: Help!
He's getting away!
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They can strike at any time,
so when they do,
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make sure you're prepared
with RIM.
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♪♪
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RIM is a revolutionary
home security system
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that's wiping away crime
for good.
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To activate the system,
use our patented rectal scanner,
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which will only grant
access to your anus
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and your anus alone.
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[ System chimes ]
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If someone without access
attempts to gain entry,
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they'll be rejected
immediately.
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[ Alarm blaring ]
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[ Electricity zaps ]
Lemur: Ow!
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This thing
burned my rectum!
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Announcer: Once activated,
the system sends a signal
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up a long pole,
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alerting two highly trained
security guards
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to be on the lookout
for any suspicious activity.
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Lemur: [ Munching ]
Have you guys thought
about couples counseling?
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Lemur #2: I mean,
I'd be open to it,
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but I don't know
if Janine would.
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Lemur #3: Help!
I'm being robbed!
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Oh [bleep]
Oh [bleep]
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Go, go, go, go, go, go!
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I'm going
as fast as I can!
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I can see them!
They're getting away!
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Why the [bleep]
is this tree so tall?!
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Forget it.
They're gone.
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Announcer:
RIM Home Security ‐‐
251
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We've got your ass covered.
252
00:10:22,914 --> 00:10:24,714
♪♪
253
00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,667
Announcer: You didn't ask,
and he doesn't care.
254
00:10:27,669 --> 00:10:31,299
These are
"Unpopular Wolf Opinions."
255
00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:32,837
Wolf: Personally,
256
00:10:32,841 --> 00:10:34,431
I think the
"Sex & the City" reboot
257
00:10:34,425 --> 00:10:36,635
will be better
without Samantha.
258
00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,096
Yeah. I said it.
259
00:10:39,097 --> 00:10:41,097
Still a Kim Cattrall
fan, though!
260
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:45,980
Announcer: This has been
"Unpopular Wolf Opinions."
261
00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:53,859
♪♪
262
00:10:53,862 --> 00:10:56,872
Mirren: In the animal kingdom,
familial structure
263
00:10:56,865 --> 00:11:00,825
is as indelible as it is
in human society ‐‐
264
00:11:00,827 --> 00:11:02,947
perhaps even more so.
265
00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,544
I mean, for example,
did you know
266
00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:06,749
that the number
of capuchin monkey marriages
267
00:11:06,749 --> 00:11:10,419
that end in divorce is only 24%?
268
00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,550
And that's true, because
I read it in some magazine
269
00:11:12,547 --> 00:11:15,297
in my dentist's office,
incidentally.
270
00:11:15,300 --> 00:11:17,970
Within the animal kingdom,
271
00:11:17,969 --> 00:11:21,969
this commitment to family
is truly inspiring...
272
00:11:21,973 --> 00:11:25,563
but not without
its tribulations ‐‐
273
00:11:25,560 --> 00:11:28,900
as evidenced by a clan
of chinstrap penguins
274
00:11:28,897 --> 00:11:31,817
on the rocks of
the South Shetland Islands.
275
00:11:31,816 --> 00:11:33,276
[ Indistinct shouting ]
276
00:11:33,276 --> 00:11:36,026
♪♪
277
00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:37,609
[ Baby crying ]
Penguin: You know what?
278
00:11:37,614 --> 00:11:40,494
Next year, I'm going on vacation
by my own damn self.
279
00:11:40,491 --> 00:11:41,911
Yeah, you deserve it.
280
00:11:41,910 --> 00:11:44,040
Now, if I could only
find my family.
281
00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:45,907
Oh, boy.
Scooter: Daddy!
282
00:11:45,914 --> 00:11:48,004
I'm frickin' starving!
283
00:11:47,999 --> 00:11:49,419
Yeah, hold on,
Scooter, sweetie.
284
00:11:49,417 --> 00:11:50,787
I'm coming.
285
00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,793
Where are you guys?
286
00:11:51,794 --> 00:11:53,094
I'm over here.
287
00:11:53,087 --> 00:11:55,297
By all the penguins.
288
00:11:55,298 --> 00:11:57,628
Thanks. [ Chuckles ]
Very helpful.
289
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,224
Dad!
290
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,759
If I don't eat soon,
I'm gonna die!
291
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,393
You're not my wife,
you're not my wife,
292
00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:05,059
you could be my wife
in a past life.
293
00:12:05,058 --> 00:12:06,228
[ Baby crying ]
Oh, boy.
294
00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:09,056
Dad!
Look, I said
I'm coming!
295
00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:10,612
Does every freakin' penguin
in Antarctica
296
00:12:10,605 --> 00:12:12,815
go to the same damn beach?!
297
00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:14,685
[ Sighs ] I'm back.
298
00:12:14,692 --> 00:12:17,072
Penguin #2: I sent you
to get food 45 minutes ago.
299
00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:19,490
Where the hell
were you?!
Look, I got distracted
thinking about you guys
300
00:12:19,489 --> 00:12:21,239
and, uh,
leaving you here
301
00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:23,161
and swimming off to start
a new life in Hawaii.
302
00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:24,829
What?!
It was joke.
303
00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:26,407
Look, here's your food.
304
00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:29,252
[ Gagging ]
305
00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:31,329
[ Gargling ]
306
00:12:31,334 --> 00:12:34,094
Where are the nachos?
307
00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,167
I specifically asked
for nachos.
Linda, you know the prices are
ridiculous here, okay?
308
00:12:36,172 --> 00:12:38,092
All right, fine,
I'll be right back ‐‐
309
00:12:38,091 --> 00:12:40,391
in about an hour
and a half!
310
00:12:40,385 --> 00:12:43,175
I'm gonna walk through the
depths of hell for nachos.
311
00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,559
Why the hell does my species
have to mate for life?
312
00:12:45,556 --> 00:12:49,846
♪♪
313
00:12:49,852 --> 00:12:54,272
Mirren: We leave the craggy
coasts of the Norwegian Sea
314
00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,694
to see how the search
for sustenance
315
00:12:56,693 --> 00:13:00,283
can drive animals into deeper,
stranger territory.
316
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,740
The yellow‐bellied sapsucker
317
00:13:03,741 --> 00:13:07,291
must contend not only with
harsh climate and predators,
318
00:13:07,287 --> 00:13:10,537
but with its own
persnickety species
319
00:13:10,540 --> 00:13:13,250
in the dense
North American woodlands.
320
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:16,709
Announcer: Hungry
for a late‐night bite?
321
00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:21,053
Stop by the Burger Hollow
and have it our way!
322
00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:22,640
Bird: What the [bleep]
do you want?
323
00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,845
The Burger Hollow
is always open
324
00:13:24,846 --> 00:13:26,506
with the service you deserve
325
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:28,934
for ordering this garbage
at 2:00 in the morning.
326
00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,733
Fries? Who the [bleep]
told you we had fries?
327
00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:34,358
Our employees asked to be paid
above minimum wage,
328
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:36,225
so we told them
to go to hell,
329
00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,942
and we pass the savings
on to you!
330
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:40,573
Hi, I don't have
health insurance.
331
00:13:40,570 --> 00:13:42,280
Can I take your
[bleep] order?
332
00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:44,370
Bird #2: One veggie
burger, please.
333
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,615
Do you want a little bit
of spit on that, or a lot?
334
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,657
Um...none?
335
00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,201
All right, that's it ‐‐
I've had it.
336
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,544
Oh, not the face!
[ Gagging ]
337
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,869
Crazy ‐‐
[ Both gagging ]
338
00:13:52,874 --> 00:13:54,924
The Burger Hollow.
339
00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:58,047
You don't want to come here,
and we don't want to serve you.
340
00:13:58,046 --> 00:13:59,756
Soft serve machine's
broken,
341
00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:00,966
and we're all
going on break.
342
00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,585
So, please,
go [bleep] yourself.
343
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:12,229
♪♪
344
00:14:12,226 --> 00:14:15,726
Mirren: Animals exist
at the mercy of the elements.
345
00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:18,480
They must endure
extreme temperatures
346
00:14:18,483 --> 00:14:20,403
and inclement weather,
347
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,821
and very few of them
ever carry an umbrella.
348
00:14:22,820 --> 00:14:24,990
[ Thunder rumbles ]
349
00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,869
These environmental variations
can be harsh,
350
00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:30,868
which begs the question ‐‐
351
00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,750
why don't they all just move
to Southern California?
352
00:14:33,748 --> 00:14:35,668
I mean, it's pretty
great here.
353
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:37,246
And I've got a spare futon
354
00:14:37,251 --> 00:14:39,001
for any of them
who need to crash.
355
00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,423
Just saying.
356
00:14:41,422 --> 00:14:45,222
In wild realms,
climate can shift unexpectedly,
357
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:48,138
leading to
unfamiliar challenges ‐‐
358
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:51,427
as it does for
the Cape penguins of Namibia.
359
00:14:51,432 --> 00:14:55,232
♪♪
360
00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,148
Penguin: [ Grunting ]
361
00:14:57,146 --> 00:14:58,186
Lizard Larry:
Yeah, that's right.
362
00:14:58,189 --> 00:15:01,149
It's supposed to hurt!
It does!
363
00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:03,530
Lizard Larry: Good! This is
"Lizard Larry's Boot Camp,"
364
00:15:03,528 --> 00:15:04,898
and I'm Lizard Larry.
365
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,284
You want that lean, sexy,
366
00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:08,200
dangerously dehydrated
lizard bod?
367
00:15:08,199 --> 00:15:10,029
You gotta earn it!
368
00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:11,794
I've been whipping chonky,
blubbery penguins
369
00:15:11,786 --> 00:15:13,866
into shape since '96,
370
00:15:13,871 --> 00:15:16,871
and my techniques get results!
371
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:19,004
Penguin #2: I don't think
our bodies are meant for this.
372
00:15:19,001 --> 00:15:20,841
You know what's under
all that blubber?
373
00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:21,877
Penguin: [ Groans ]
More blubber?
374
00:15:21,879 --> 00:15:23,799
A six‐pack, stupid!
375
00:15:23,798 --> 00:15:27,048
I've been giving sloppy penguins
D'Angelo abs since '94.
376
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:30,851
Don't get mad ‐‐ get results!
377
00:15:30,847 --> 00:15:32,597
[ Echoing ] Let's go!
378
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,428
Penguin #3: I'm in pain!
Penguin #4: Ugh. Oh, my leg.
379
00:15:35,434 --> 00:15:37,654
[ All groaning ]
Penguin #5: I'm starting
to see things.
380
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,855
Lizard Larry:
Well, hallucination is weakness
leaving the body.
381
00:15:39,856 --> 00:15:42,316
WebMD says
it's extreme dehydration.
382
00:15:42,316 --> 00:15:44,896
Yeah, but nobody wants
to have sex with WebMD.
383
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,735
Penguin: I think
we're gonna die.
384
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,068
I don't care
if you're covered in fur
385
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:50,283
and live in cold ‐‐
386
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,123
That's exactly
our situation!
387
00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:54,038
You want to be
fat and alive
388
00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,036
or dead and chiseled?
389
00:15:56,038 --> 00:15:57,618
Fat and alive!
Fat and alive!
390
00:15:59,417 --> 00:16:01,127
We want to be alive!
391
00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,964
Why is it
only those two?
392
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:08,634
Lizard Larry: I said
[Echoing] dead and chiseled!
393
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:14,474
♪♪
394
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:20,353
♪♪
395
00:16:20,354 --> 00:16:22,484
Announcer: Yes,
we're still doing this.
396
00:16:22,481 --> 00:16:26,361
Time for another of our
"Unpopular Wolf Opinions."
397
00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,157
Wolf: Tom Hanks sucks.
398
00:16:30,156 --> 00:16:32,736
My favorite member
of the Hanks family is Chet.
399
00:16:32,742 --> 00:16:36,372
It goes Chet, then Colin,
and Tom is a distant third.
400
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,040
And I'm off.
401
00:16:38,039 --> 00:16:41,879
Announcer: This has been
"Unpopular Wolf Opinions."
402
00:16:41,876 --> 00:16:50,586
♪♪
403
00:16:50,593 --> 00:16:54,103
Mirren: Creatures in the wild
must utilize any means necessary
404
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,806
to triumph over their foes.
405
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,886
Ant: [ Screams ]
406
00:16:57,892 --> 00:17:01,312
And most animals have long since
discovered that their mouth
407
00:17:01,312 --> 00:17:04,272
holds the most powerful weapons
in their arsenal.
408
00:17:07,068 --> 00:17:10,278
The alligator uses
its long rows of sharp teeth
409
00:17:10,279 --> 00:17:13,279
to seize and hold prey,
410
00:17:13,282 --> 00:17:17,582
while the lion brandishes
its keen‐edged carnassial teeth
411
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,458
to sever their spoils.
412
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:20,915
[ Lion roars ]
413
00:17:20,915 --> 00:17:23,455
And this walrus
will just bite a dude
414
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,879
and then finish them off
415
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:28,457
with a shoulder‐mounted
rocket launcher.
416
00:17:28,464 --> 00:17:32,554
Let us now travel to
the jungles of Southeast Asia,
417
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:34,642
where a long‐tailed macaque
418
00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,517
is getting quite a lesson
to chew upon.
419
00:17:37,515 --> 00:17:42,015
♪♪
420
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:45,819
Dr. Simian: Hello, kids.
My name is Dr. Simian, DDS,
421
00:17:45,815 --> 00:17:47,275
and that's the tea.
422
00:17:47,275 --> 00:17:48,985
Ha‐ha‐ha‐ha.
423
00:17:48,985 --> 00:17:51,645
Now that I've successfully
got your attention,
424
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:55,034
I'd like to talk to you about
the importance of flossing.
425
00:17:55,032 --> 00:17:59,122
No, I am not talking about
the super‐cool dance craze.
426
00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,710
I am speaking, of course,
of flossing your teeth.
427
00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,746
But just like the dance craze,
all the kids are doing it.
428
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,290
Check out this little pro.
429
00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:08,344
He's the coolest kid
in his class.
430
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:10,297
But you know what?
He still flosses.
431
00:18:10,298 --> 00:18:11,468
Isn't that right, Randall?
432
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:12,715
Randall:
That's right, Doc!
433
00:18:12,717 --> 00:18:15,137
Boy, flossing
sure is Gucci!
434
00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:18,966
That's right ‐‐
flossing is Gucci.
435
00:18:18,973 --> 00:18:20,563
Randall flosses every day
436
00:18:20,558 --> 00:18:23,348
because he knows the many
dangers that could befall him
437
00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:26,312
were he to skip
his daily floss.
438
00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:29,364
And no, I'm not talking about
getting canceled.
439
00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:30,688
Ha‐ha‐ha.
440
00:18:30,693 --> 00:18:32,243
I'm speaking of
dangers like...
441
00:18:51,213 --> 00:18:53,843
So, don't be basic.
Ha‐ha‐ha.
442
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:55,931
Be like
the coolest kids I know
443
00:18:55,926 --> 00:19:00,346
and floss, floss, floss.
444
00:19:00,348 --> 00:19:02,348
Thank you all
for watching my video,
445
00:19:02,350 --> 00:19:04,020
and thank you
to my nephew, Randall,
446
00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,308
for helping me
punch up the script
447
00:19:05,311 --> 00:19:06,811
with all those
super funny jokes.
448
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:08,772
Randall: Say "like and
subscribe," then laugh.
449
00:19:08,773 --> 00:19:10,323
Huh?
450
00:19:10,316 --> 00:19:12,856
Say "like and
subscribe," then laugh!
451
00:19:12,860 --> 00:19:14,530
Say like and subscribe
and then laugh.
452
00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,568
I said, say "like and
subscribe," then laugh!
453
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,822
[ Beep ]
454
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,743
Oh. Like and subscribe.
Ha‐ha.
455
00:19:19,742 --> 00:19:21,082
I don't get that.
456
00:19:21,077 --> 00:19:22,117
It's a super
funny jo‐‐
457
00:19:22,119 --> 00:19:28,209
♪♪
458
00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:34,339
♪♪
459
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:36,300
Mirren: Our time
amongst the animals
460
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:39,350
now draws to a close.
461
00:19:39,345 --> 00:19:43,175
We have seen so many
breathtaking wonders.
462
00:19:43,182 --> 00:19:45,432
[ Wolf howling ]
The commanding wolf.
463
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:49,614
The spry and energetic lemur.
464
00:19:49,605 --> 00:19:53,645
And birds in trees
ordering cheeseburgers.
465
00:19:53,651 --> 00:19:55,951
But you know
what we haven't seen?
466
00:19:55,945 --> 00:19:58,815
Adorable kittens playing
in cardboard boxes.
467
00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,453
Jerry.
468
00:20:00,449 --> 00:20:03,829
Jerry, show me those.
469
00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:05,958
Jerry: Well, kittens aren't
really wild animals,
470
00:20:05,955 --> 00:20:07,615
so why would we ‐‐
Jerry.
471
00:20:07,623 --> 00:20:11,093
Less chat,
more kitten footage.
472
00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,795
Here you go.
[ Sighs ]
473
00:20:12,795 --> 00:20:15,715
[ Kittens mewing ]
Aww, there we go.
474
00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:18,755
And now I'd like to see
a raccoon riding a jet ski.
475
00:20:18,759 --> 00:20:20,759
Well, where
would we even find ‐‐
476
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:21,761
Jerry.
477
00:20:21,762 --> 00:20:23,432
Let me look.
478
00:20:23,431 --> 00:20:27,061
Join us again, friends,
to once again witness
479
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:30,399
the stunning variety
of sights and sounds
480
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:34,226
that burst forth...
when nature calls.
481
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:35,943
♪♪
482
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,199
Toby: [ Sighs ]
483
00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:40,526
Penguin:
Hey, that's the guy
484
00:20:40,531 --> 00:20:42,241
I was telling
you about ‐‐ Toby.
485
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,791
He's always so relaxed.
So chill.
486
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,455
Penguin #2: Wow, man.
I‐I wish I was like Toby.
487
00:20:47,455 --> 00:20:50,245
Just hanging out,
taking a nap on a branch.
488
00:20:50,249 --> 00:20:52,379
He's the chillest guy
I've ever seen.
489
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:54,036
So chill.
Super chill.
490
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,424
Someone please help me.
I'm stuck up here.
491
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:57,842
Did he say something?
492
00:20:57,840 --> 00:20:59,630
I don't know.
We're too far away.
493
00:20:59,633 --> 00:21:01,393
God, he must be having
the time of his life.
494
00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:02,795
Not a care
in the world.
495
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,223
Someone help me,
please.
496
00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:05,811
My legs are too short
to climb down.
497
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:08,266
I've been trapped up here
for a week!
498
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:09,887
I wonder
what he's saying.
499
00:21:09,894 --> 00:21:12,064
Probably something about
how chill he is
500
00:21:12,062 --> 00:21:14,652
and what a great time
he's having. [ Chuckles ]
501
00:21:14,648 --> 00:21:16,188
Gosh, I'd love
to have that life.
502
00:21:16,192 --> 00:21:17,402
How do you think
he got up there?
503
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:20,451
It was a hawk ‐‐
a massive hawk.
504
00:21:20,446 --> 00:21:22,196
You wouldn't believe
the size of that thing.
505
00:21:22,198 --> 00:21:23,618
I thought it was
gonna eat me,
506
00:21:23,616 --> 00:21:25,656
but it just left me
here to die.
507
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,039
Oh, I wish it had eaten me.
You really can't hear me?
508
00:21:28,037 --> 00:21:28,907
'Cause ‐‐ 'Cause I can
hear you.
509
00:21:28,913 --> 00:21:30,663
You're killin' it, Toby!
510
00:21:30,664 --> 00:21:32,294
Killin' it!
511
00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,381
Don't change
a thing, man!
512
00:21:34,376 --> 00:21:35,746
Ahh, Toby.
513
00:21:35,753 --> 00:21:37,513
What a guy.
514
00:21:37,505 --> 00:21:39,795
We can probably return
that ladder, right?
515
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:40,839
Yeah, I don't think
we'll need a ladder
516
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,801
for anything
anytime soon.
517
00:21:42,802 --> 00:21:44,222
[ Sighs ] So, that's it.
518
00:21:44,220 --> 00:21:46,100
This ‐‐ This is how
I'm gonna die.
519
00:21:49,683 --> 00:21:56,073
♪♪
520
00:21:56,065 --> 00:21:57,895
Mirren:
Glimpsed with fresh eyes,
521
00:21:57,900 --> 00:22:00,320
Earth is a cornucopia
522
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:04,869
of overwhelming
sensual delights.
523
00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:08,285
Miraculous.
524
00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:10,785
Awe‐inspiring.
525
00:22:10,788 --> 00:22:13,168
But so commonplace to us
526
00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:16,915
that we now take
for granted this world
527
00:22:16,919 --> 00:22:19,339
and its noble occupants.
528
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,918
Goose: Oh, look at another
breathtaking sunrise
529
00:22:21,924 --> 00:22:23,474
to mark the dawn
of a new day.
530
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,177
‐Wow, yeah.
‐Oh, yeah.
531
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:28,808
Mirren: As humans,
we would do well
532
00:22:28,806 --> 00:22:33,886
to remind ourselves
of this planet's endless beauty.
533
00:22:33,894 --> 00:22:37,774
And that fresh perspective
is available to us
534
00:22:37,773 --> 00:22:41,903
through our wild cousins ‐‐
the animals.
535
00:22:41,902 --> 00:22:44,992
Chipmunk:
Did you know Snoop Dogg
and Brandy are cousins?
536
00:22:44,989 --> 00:22:49,579
Mirren: These creatures
act as ambassadors.
537
00:22:49,577 --> 00:22:54,157
They possess a primal connection
to the raw power of this world.
538
00:22:55,541 --> 00:22:59,341
But animals are not
mere bystanders.
539
00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:03,166
They are, in fact,
nature itself.
540
00:23:03,173 --> 00:23:05,593
Deer: It's like
she's saying nothing
541
00:23:05,593 --> 00:23:08,263
but sounds
really important doing it.
542
00:23:08,262 --> 00:23:10,062
Deer #2:
It's the accent.
543
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,425
Mirren:
Prepare to see the world
544
00:23:12,433 --> 00:23:15,813
as if discovering it
for the first time.
545
00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:20,651
Our brethren in the wild
will lead the way...
546
00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,189
when nature calls.
547
00:23:23,193 --> 00:23:29,203
♪♪
548
00:23:29,199 --> 00:23:35,209
♪♪
549
00:23:35,205 --> 00:23:36,915
The creatures of the wild
550
00:23:36,916 --> 00:23:40,786
are not known for their
discriminating palates.
551
00:23:40,794 --> 00:23:43,304
I mean no disrespect
to our animal friends.
552
00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:47,427
It's just that most of them
are just big ol' slobs.
553
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:49,506
Ugh!
554
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,931
I mean, at least pair that grub
you just dug out of your fur
555
00:23:52,932 --> 00:23:55,642
with a nice glass of red wine.
556
00:23:55,643 --> 00:24:00,813
I mean, that's what I drink
when I eat grubs.
557
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,864
But animals can
occasionally surprise us
558
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:05,278
with their finicky
food choices,
559
00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,157
as we'll see with these
North American bighorn sheep.
560
00:24:12,660 --> 00:24:14,580
Sheep:
Oh ‐‐ Oh, my Go‐‐
561
00:24:14,578 --> 00:24:17,248
Who brought this nasty‐ass
hummus to the potluck?
562
00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,207
Sheep #2: Hey,
I made that hummus!
563
00:24:19,208 --> 00:24:20,498
You calling me
a bad dip‐maker?
564
00:24:20,501 --> 00:24:22,381
Rrrrgh...ugh!
565
00:24:22,378 --> 00:24:24,298
But I'm genuinely curious.
Was it too lemony?
566
00:24:24,296 --> 00:24:25,916
Too garlicky?
Not smooth enough?
567
00:24:25,923 --> 00:24:28,223
I'm trying to perfect it,
so I'm open to all suggestions.
568
00:24:28,217 --> 00:24:30,547
Sheep: There's just
no "umph," you know?
569
00:24:30,552 --> 00:24:32,512
Like, there's no kick
to it.
570
00:24:32,513 --> 00:24:33,893
Sheep #2: Kick?
You know?
571
00:24:33,889 --> 00:24:35,889
Like, a kick.
Ow! Hey!
572
00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,351
You just kicked me!
573
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:38,851
Yeah, you feel that?
574
00:24:38,852 --> 00:24:41,772
Now, imagine that,
but in flavor form.
575
00:24:41,772 --> 00:24:44,272
The hummus starts off
all oily and creamy,
576
00:24:44,274 --> 00:24:45,284
and then boom!
577
00:24:45,275 --> 00:24:46,565
A kick at the end.
578
00:24:46,568 --> 00:24:48,358
Ouch! Quit it!
579
00:24:48,362 --> 00:24:50,992
Dude! Don't be
kicking me!
You kicked me first!
580
00:24:50,990 --> 00:24:53,410
Right, but you're the one
who wanted culinary advice
581
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:55,289
to step up
your hummy game.
You know what?
582
00:24:55,285 --> 00:24:57,155
I don't need
this energy in my life.
583
00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,872
I'm going to the drink table to
pour myself some fruit punch.
584
00:24:58,872 --> 00:25:00,332
I wouldn't do that.
585
00:25:00,332 --> 00:25:02,632
Whoever made that punch
needs to get punched.
586
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,086
It's dirt‐dirt gross.
587
00:25:04,086 --> 00:25:05,206
Hey, pal!
588
00:25:05,212 --> 00:25:06,962
I made that punch!
589
00:25:06,964 --> 00:25:08,804
[ Both grunt ]
590
00:25:08,799 --> 00:25:10,179
But seriously,
what was wrong with it?
591
00:25:10,175 --> 00:25:11,465
Too citrusy?
592
00:25:11,468 --> 00:25:21,648
♪♪
593
00:25:21,645 --> 00:25:24,975
Mirren: With their diverse
physiologies and habitats,
594
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:28,782
animals are afforded
unique views of this planet.
595
00:25:28,777 --> 00:25:31,407
Howler monkeys
climb the highest trees
596
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,405
to keep watch for predators.
597
00:25:34,408 --> 00:25:37,038
Mountain goats scale
great heights
598
00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,036
to scout
fertile feeding ground.
599
00:25:40,039 --> 00:25:42,459
While this poor mudskipper
can do nothing
600
00:25:42,458 --> 00:25:45,628
but stare up at rhinoceros'
genitals all day long.
601
00:25:48,130 --> 00:25:52,590
An animal's vantage point
is its own window to the world,
602
00:25:52,593 --> 00:25:55,433
as we see with
the mighty bald eagle
603
00:25:55,429 --> 00:25:59,429
in the skies above
the continental divide.
604
00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,523
[ Wind rushing ]
605
00:26:02,519 --> 00:26:06,859
For "WNC News,"
I'm Diane Bonobo.
606
00:26:06,857 --> 00:26:09,937
And now, with a look at traffic,
let's go to our eye in the sky,
607
00:26:09,943 --> 00:26:12,243
Jim Steegle the Traffic Eagle,
608
00:26:12,237 --> 00:26:16,027
who is celebrating 35 years
with "WNC News."
609
00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,663
Jim, how's it looking
up there?
610
00:26:17,659 --> 00:26:19,749
Steegle: [ Over radio ]
Well, Diane, you are lucky
611
00:26:19,745 --> 00:26:21,655
to be in the studio right now,
612
00:26:21,663 --> 00:26:23,873
because it is abumper‐to‐bumper
613
00:26:23,874 --> 00:26:26,214
parking lot of ants down there.
614
00:26:26,210 --> 00:26:29,000
Bonobo: I'm sorry, ants?
Steegle: Yes.
615
00:26:29,004 --> 00:26:32,134
From up here, I can clearly seehundreds of tiny little dots,
616
00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:33,632
none bigger than a penny.
617
00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:37,184
Ants on ants, Diane,and it is gridlock.
618
00:26:37,179 --> 00:26:39,769
Bonobo:
Those are buffalo, Jim.
619
00:26:39,765 --> 00:26:42,425
Steegle: No, Diane,buffalo are huge animals.
620
00:26:42,434 --> 00:26:45,234
The tiny specks below meare clearly ants.
621
00:26:45,229 --> 00:26:46,729
Bonobo: Jim, I'm guessing
622
00:26:46,730 --> 00:26:49,150
you forgot to wear
your glasses today.
623
00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,649
Steegle:
You don't need glasses whenyou have experience, Diane.
624
00:26:51,652 --> 00:26:53,322
35 years.
625
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:55,410
They gave me an awardat a luncheon.
626
00:26:55,405 --> 00:26:57,235
Did you get a luncheon?
Bonobo: Wow.
627
00:26:57,241 --> 00:26:58,741
So, they're just gonna
let you do this job
628
00:26:58,742 --> 00:27:01,082
until you kill somebody.
Steegle: Yes, Diane.
629
00:27:01,078 --> 00:27:03,748
It is a thrillto still be somebody.
630
00:27:03,747 --> 00:27:05,917
Bonobo: Great, now he needs
glasses and a hearing aid.
631
00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:07,376
Steegle: [ Chuckles ]
My God.
632
00:27:07,376 --> 00:27:10,246
I never realizedthat ants have horns!
633
00:27:10,254 --> 00:27:11,884
Bonobo: When we come back,
634
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,880
I'll see if Jim
has any family we can call.
635
00:27:14,883 --> 00:27:16,763
♪♪
636
00:27:18,262 --> 00:27:21,772
♪♪
637
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,555
[ Birds chirping ]
638
00:27:23,559 --> 00:27:25,189
♪♪
639
00:27:25,185 --> 00:27:28,145
Mirren: Romantic pairings
for any species
640
00:27:28,146 --> 00:27:31,356
often end
in disappointment...
641
00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:33,108
heartbreak...
642
00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:35,610
or the gnawing realization
643
00:27:35,612 --> 00:27:38,322
that this isn't even
the same person
644
00:27:38,323 --> 00:27:40,743
from the photos
on their dating profile.
645
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:42,542
[ Flamingoes squawking ]
646
00:27:42,536 --> 00:27:44,156
I mean, seriously ‐‐
how do these flamingos
647
00:27:44,162 --> 00:27:46,542
even tell each other apart?
648
00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:49,590
They should at least be
wearing nametags.
649
00:27:49,585 --> 00:27:52,375
Yes, hooking up
has its challenges
650
00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:54,049
in any habitat,
651
00:27:54,047 --> 00:27:56,587
as we'll see in this dalliance
652
00:27:56,592 --> 00:28:00,682
between two Fiordland penguins
in New Zealand.
653
00:28:00,679 --> 00:28:04,639
♪♪
654
00:28:04,641 --> 00:28:06,141
[ Mid‐tempo electronic
music plays ]
655
00:28:06,143 --> 00:28:07,393
Penguin:
Don't worry, babe.
656
00:28:07,394 --> 00:28:09,774
I just put on
some mood music.
657
00:28:09,771 --> 00:28:13,441
Penguin #2: Oh, yeah.
I love this song.
658
00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,822
This new streaming app
has an amazing library,
659
00:28:15,819 --> 00:28:17,859
and it was totally free.
660
00:28:17,863 --> 00:28:19,703
I don't care about that.
661
00:28:19,698 --> 00:28:22,738
All I care about
right now is you.
662
00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,833
[ Smooching ]
663
00:28:24,828 --> 00:28:28,288
♪♪
664
00:28:28,290 --> 00:28:29,710
When I hear this song...
665
00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:30,958
I can't control
myself, babe.
666
00:28:30,959 --> 00:28:32,789
[ Smooching continues ]
667
00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,464
♪♪
668
00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:38,054
Announcer: You're listeningto FreshMusic Free.
669
00:28:38,050 --> 00:28:39,800
For an ad‐free experience,
670
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:43,761
sign up for a premium accountfor only $42.99 a month.
671
00:28:43,764 --> 00:28:45,394
Just ignore that voice.
672
00:28:45,390 --> 00:28:47,430
Just you and me
and the music.
673
00:28:47,434 --> 00:28:49,854
[ Upbeat music plays ]
674
00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,443
Are you sick of staring
675
00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:53,768
at your disgustingvaricose veins?
676
00:28:53,774 --> 00:28:54,904
So are we.
677
00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,490
Here at Vein Blasters,
678
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,895
we'll laser offthose barfy blue lines
679
00:28:57,903 --> 00:28:59,863
and get your gamsgleaming again.
680
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:02,163
[ Scoffs ] Um...
You no longer needto be embarrassed...
681
00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,197
That's gross.
...by the web‐like,blood‐engorged entrails
682
00:29:04,201 --> 00:29:06,201
snaking down your legslike withered branches...
Yeah, geez.
683
00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:08,333
What a specific ad.
Do you want to stop?
...on a dying tree.
684
00:29:08,330 --> 00:29:10,170
So say goodbye to thosenasty varicose veins...
No, no, no, no, no!
685
00:29:10,165 --> 00:29:13,085
It'll be over soon.
...and say helloto a gigantic pill
686
00:29:13,085 --> 00:29:15,375
you have to take three timesin the middle of the night
687
00:29:15,379 --> 00:29:17,509
every day for the restof your life.
688
00:29:17,506 --> 00:29:18,546
Vein Blasters.
689
00:29:18,548 --> 00:29:20,338
Available at the store.
690
00:29:20,342 --> 00:29:23,102
[ Smooching ]
There we go.
691
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:25,345
Announcer #2:
Are you a penguin sufferingfrom restless leg syndrome
692
00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:27,307
who also needsto make a website?
693
00:29:27,307 --> 00:29:29,347
Of course you are!
Oh, my God.
694
00:29:29,351 --> 00:29:32,731
Um, how about we just watch
something sexy on TV?
Great idea.
695
00:29:32,729 --> 00:29:35,109
I just signed up for a free
TV streaming app where ‐‐
696
00:29:35,107 --> 00:29:37,067
...user friendly.
W‐Where are you going?
697
00:29:37,067 --> 00:29:39,527
Announcer: If you like
an entire week of programming
698
00:29:39,528 --> 00:29:42,858
solely dedicated to a single
thrilling, mysterious animal,
699
00:29:42,864 --> 00:29:45,534
then you'll love Deer Week.
700
00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:50,214
Seven days dedicated to nature's
perfect prancing machine.
701
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:54,035
We kick‐start the bad‐assery
with "Deer: Hunter."
702
00:29:54,042 --> 00:29:56,462
Watch as ferocious
bucks and does
703
00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,341
stalk and kill innocent leaves,
helpless tree bark ‐‐
704
00:29:59,339 --> 00:30:00,919
even flowers.
705
00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,844
Deer can smell
a single blade of grass
706
00:30:02,843 --> 00:30:04,513
from up to a mile away,
707
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,721
and prairie shrubs
don't stand a chance
708
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:09,352
against the blunt incisors
and flat molars
709
00:30:09,349 --> 00:30:11,939
of these voracious vegans.
710
00:30:11,935 --> 00:30:16,725
Next, celebrate deer's balletic
talents on "Deadly Prance!"
711
00:30:16,732 --> 00:30:19,362
Millions of years of evolution
have turned the deer
712
00:30:19,359 --> 00:30:21,649
into an unstoppably
graceful dancer,
713
00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,863
perfectly designed
for elegant leaps
714
00:30:23,864 --> 00:30:25,664
and dainty bounds.
715
00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:30,197
Then, it's time to talk mating
and get buck wild.
716
00:30:30,203 --> 00:30:32,713
Antlers are a buck's way
of saying "I'm rich."
717
00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:34,116
Each point on an antler
718
00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:36,544
represents $1 million
in deer money.
719
00:30:36,543 --> 00:30:39,213
Deer without money
can still snag desirable females
720
00:30:39,212 --> 00:30:40,922
by being tall, funny,
721
00:30:40,922 --> 00:30:43,472
or possessing a girthy
"bottom antler."
722
00:30:43,467 --> 00:30:46,137
Watch Deer Week
to see nature's most menacing,
723
00:30:46,136 --> 00:30:47,886
loping, button‐nosed
grazing machines
724
00:30:47,888 --> 00:30:49,348
in all their glory.
725
00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:58,482
And...
726
00:30:58,482 --> 00:31:01,572
All on Deer Week.
Get some!
727
00:31:01,568 --> 00:31:04,448
[ Stag rumbles ]
728
00:31:04,446 --> 00:31:07,276
Announcer #2:
And all during Deer Week,
729
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:09,282
check out a special
sneak preview
730
00:31:09,284 --> 00:31:11,044
of our new,
life‐changing series.
731
00:31:12,871 --> 00:31:15,041
Beaky: I don't really know
how it got so bad.
732
00:31:15,040 --> 00:31:18,210
I guess it was probably
all the seeds.
733
00:31:18,210 --> 00:31:20,050
Seeds and nuts.
734
00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:22,625
You know, we used to have
to forage for all that stuff,
735
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:25,511
but now people just have it
sitting out on their lawns.
736
00:31:25,509 --> 00:31:27,969
Open buffet, all you can eat.
737
00:31:27,969 --> 00:31:30,719
So I kept eating
and kept eating.
738
00:31:30,722 --> 00:31:34,432
[ Tearfully ]
But I‐I'm ready for a change.
739
00:31:34,434 --> 00:31:36,394
Announcer #2: Witness Beaky's
emotional journey
740
00:31:36,394 --> 00:31:38,694
on a ground‐breaking
new series,
741
00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,648
"My 600 oz. Life."
742
00:31:44,945 --> 00:31:51,865
♪♪
743
00:31:51,868 --> 00:31:54,748
Mirren: Water is one
of the essential components
744
00:31:54,746 --> 00:31:56,826
of all life on Earth,
745
00:31:56,832 --> 00:32:00,632
and its importance
cannot be overestimated.
746
00:32:00,627 --> 00:32:03,337
Hippos submerge themselves
in water
747
00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:05,968
to counteract the intense heat
of the jungle.
748
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:11,715
Amphibious animals
utilize ponds and streams
749
00:32:11,721 --> 00:32:14,021
as shelter
from hungry carnivores.
750
00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,847
And I believe some animals
actually drink water,
751
00:32:18,854 --> 00:32:21,234
but I'm not 100% sure.
752
00:32:21,231 --> 00:32:23,401
I mean ‐‐ I mean,
what do you want from me?
753
00:32:23,400 --> 00:32:27,360
I'm an actor.
I'm not a zoologist.
754
00:32:27,362 --> 00:32:31,122
But some creatures seek
hydration from other sources ‐‐
755
00:32:31,116 --> 00:32:34,326
like these African elephants
in Tanzania.
756
00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:38,707
♪♪
757
00:32:38,707 --> 00:32:40,247
Announcer:
You're an elephant on the go.
758
00:32:40,250 --> 00:32:42,460
Active. Vibrant. Powerful.
759
00:32:42,460 --> 00:32:44,630
And to stay hydrated
in the sweltering heat,
760
00:32:44,629 --> 00:32:46,299
you need
a high‐performance beverage
761
00:32:46,298 --> 00:32:48,508
to keep up with your
fast‐paced lifestyle.
762
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,428
Distilled from the waters
of a jungle mudhole
763
00:32:52,429 --> 00:32:54,599
into which
a multinational corporation
764
00:32:54,598 --> 00:32:57,388
has been dumping unmarked
barrels for four decades.
765
00:32:59,269 --> 00:33:02,189
One sip, and you'll be ready
to run like a cheetah.
766
00:33:02,189 --> 00:33:03,819
You may even think
you're a cheetah.
767
00:33:03,815 --> 00:33:05,775
We have no idea
what's in this [bleep]
768
00:33:05,775 --> 00:33:06,605
We just call it...
769
00:33:08,403 --> 00:33:09,913
And the more
SwampJuice you drink,
770
00:33:09,905 --> 00:33:12,065
the more alive you feel.
771
00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:13,203
Elephant:
Spray me down, baby!
772
00:33:13,200 --> 00:33:15,540
I'm gonna trample a village!
773
00:33:15,535 --> 00:33:18,365
Announcer: Just don't share it
with your lightweight friends.
774
00:33:18,371 --> 00:33:21,041
Bird: I'm gonna peck my way
into your brain!
775
00:33:21,041 --> 00:33:23,001
Elephant:
Calm down, Carl.
776
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:24,341
Get your fill
of the mysterious,
777
00:33:24,336 --> 00:33:26,246
chemical‐waste‐packed
boost of...
778
00:33:28,298 --> 00:33:30,588
Now in three
refreshing flavors ‐‐
779
00:33:30,592 --> 00:33:32,142
Viscous, Fetid,
780
00:33:32,135 --> 00:33:34,755
and Code Brown.
781
00:33:34,763 --> 00:33:37,433
♪♪
782
00:33:37,432 --> 00:33:39,682
Bonobo:
And now, I'm not sure why,
but let's check in again
783
00:33:39,684 --> 00:33:41,944
with our "WNC News"
traffic reporter,
784
00:33:41,937 --> 00:33:44,147
Jim Steegle the Traffic Eagle.
785
00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:46,357
Steegle:
Fantastic news, Diane.
786
00:33:46,358 --> 00:33:48,438
When we last spoke,I said I saw
787
00:33:48,443 --> 00:33:51,783
a huge traffic jam of ants,and I'm happy to report
788
00:33:51,780 --> 00:33:54,450
the situation now looksmuch, much different.
789
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:56,409
Bonobo: Thank God.
For a second, I thought ‐‐
790
00:33:56,409 --> 00:33:57,789
Steegle:
Things have cleared up,and now there are
791
00:33:57,786 --> 00:33:59,326
only three ants down there.
792
00:33:59,329 --> 00:34:01,459
Bonobo:
Those are bears, Jim.
793
00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:04,286
Steegle:
No, bears are massiveapex predators, Diane.
794
00:34:04,292 --> 00:34:07,092
That is clearlythree tiny ants.
795
00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:09,587
Bonobo: Jim, I thought you were
going to get Lasik surgery.
796
00:34:09,589 --> 00:34:11,799
Those are three bears.
Steegle: Oh, really?
797
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,640
I‐Is Goldilocksdown there, too?
798
00:34:13,635 --> 00:34:15,795
Let's send hera bowl of porridge.
799
00:34:15,804 --> 00:34:19,184
Bonobo: Jim, are you acquainted
with "relative perspective"?
800
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:20,432
Steegle:
Why? Did she say I was?
801
00:34:20,433 --> 00:34:22,393
I mean, maybe I met heronce at a party,
802
00:34:22,394 --> 00:34:24,154
but whatever I said,it was meant as a compliment ‐‐
803
00:34:24,145 --> 00:34:26,105
and also, I didn't say it.
804
00:34:26,106 --> 00:34:28,976
Bonobo: That's Jim Steegle,
Traffic Eagle, everyone ‐‐
805
00:34:28,984 --> 00:34:31,284
our highest‐paid employee.
806
00:34:31,278 --> 00:34:34,238
We'll be right back
after I scream into a pillow.
807
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:36,409
♪♪
808
00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:44,213
♪♪
809
00:34:44,207 --> 00:34:46,457
Mirren: Animals have
varying responses
810
00:34:46,459 --> 00:34:50,459
to unexpected confrontations
in the wild.
811
00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:54,013
Caught off‐guard,
birds will fan out their plumage
812
00:34:54,009 --> 00:34:56,469
to appear more threatening...
813
00:34:56,469 --> 00:34:59,889
while the chameleon attempts
to avoid conflict
814
00:34:59,889 --> 00:35:01,929
through subterfuge.
815
00:35:01,933 --> 00:35:04,853
And the zebra will press
a button behind its ear
816
00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:09,443
to trigger the whirling metal
blades hidden inside its hooves.
817
00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:12,281
[ Laughs ] Not.
818
00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,777
But along the steppes
of Patagonia,
819
00:35:14,779 --> 00:35:19,079
this llama has its own unique
way of handling the unforeseen.
820
00:35:19,075 --> 00:35:22,995
♪♪
821
00:35:24,497 --> 00:35:26,747
Llama: I can't wait
to surprise my darling!
822
00:35:26,750 --> 00:35:27,880
After all this time.
823
00:35:27,876 --> 00:35:29,496
Here I come, darling!
824
00:35:29,502 --> 00:35:31,552
Wait, what's going ‐‐
825
00:35:31,546 --> 00:35:32,876
Darling?
Llama #2: Darling!
826
00:35:32,881 --> 00:35:34,301
You're back from the war.
827
00:35:34,299 --> 00:35:37,299
That's so great.
828
00:35:37,302 --> 00:35:39,352
Yeah, I'm back from ‐‐
829
00:35:39,346 --> 00:35:40,756
Hey, so,
what's happening?
What?
830
00:35:40,764 --> 00:35:42,274
What's happening?
What?
831
00:35:42,265 --> 00:35:43,515
What?
What? Huh?
832
00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,306
You're ‐‐ The ‐‐
The guy!
833
00:35:45,310 --> 00:35:48,100
Who ‐‐ Who's the guy?
Ohh, the guy!
834
00:35:48,104 --> 00:35:49,694
The guy on top of me
right now.
835
00:35:49,689 --> 00:35:51,359
Yes, of course.
836
00:35:51,358 --> 00:35:52,978
This is Glenn.
837
00:35:52,984 --> 00:35:54,534
Glenn: Hey, man.
Yeah, hi.
838
00:35:54,527 --> 00:35:57,317
S‐So, are y‐‐
Are you two ‐‐
Are we...?
839
00:35:57,322 --> 00:35:59,662
Oh! Oh my God.
Of course not!
840
00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:01,788
No, whatever you think
is happening right now
841
00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,745
is definitely
not happening.
842
00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:05,995
[ Laughing ] Oh, phew!
843
00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:08,377
Boy, I was gonna be
really peeved!
844
00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:10,955
Hey, I'm gonna open
a bottle of celebratory
845
00:36:10,960 --> 00:36:12,420
"home from the war"
champagne.
846
00:36:12,420 --> 00:36:13,800
Glenn, you can join us!
847
00:36:13,797 --> 00:36:15,377
That sounds great.
848
00:36:15,382 --> 00:36:17,552
Let me just finish
having sex with your wife.
849
00:36:17,550 --> 00:36:21,930
♪♪
850
00:36:21,930 --> 00:36:23,310
Mirren: In the wild,
851
00:36:23,306 --> 00:36:27,226
food options are
incredibly limited.
852
00:36:27,227 --> 00:36:30,647
Most animals subsist
on simple diets
853
00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:33,647
of whatever sustenance
is readily available.
854
00:36:33,650 --> 00:36:36,400
Hmm. In that way,
I suppose they're not unlike
855
00:36:36,403 --> 00:36:39,073
a drunk person
at 2:30 in the morning
856
00:36:39,072 --> 00:36:42,582
microwaving a burrito
they purchased at a gas station.
857
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:44,405
♪♪
858
00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:47,081
But occasionally,
our animal friends
859
00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:49,040
do seek out a special meal,
860
00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:51,380
as we see
with these water buffalo
861
00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,546
in central Africa.
862
00:36:56,005 --> 00:36:58,585
[ Classical music plays ]
863
00:36:58,591 --> 00:36:59,931
Announcer: [ French accent ]
For the ultimate luxury
864
00:36:59,926 --> 00:37:03,176
in watering hole dining,
there is only one name ‐‐
865
00:37:03,179 --> 00:37:05,429
L'Abreuvoir.
866
00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:07,142
From the moment you arrive,
867
00:37:07,142 --> 00:37:09,852
our flock of waiters
cater to your every need.
868
00:37:09,853 --> 00:37:12,443
Monsieur?
Monsieur?
Monsieur?
Monsieur?
869
00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:14,729
Let our sommelier land
directly on your mouth
870
00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,443
to recommend the perfect slurp.
871
00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,244
Bird: This one,
monsieur.
872
00:37:19,237 --> 00:37:21,487
With thousands
of tiny bird waiters
873
00:37:21,489 --> 00:37:23,449
millimeters from your eyeballs,
874
00:37:23,450 --> 00:37:26,910
L'Abreuvoir epitomizes
fine dining excellence.
875
00:37:26,911 --> 00:37:28,751
Buffalo:
Get off my face!
Bird #2: Oui, monsieur!
876
00:37:28,747 --> 00:37:30,917
Oui, monsieur!
Oui, monsieur!
Oui, monsieur!
877
00:37:30,915 --> 00:37:33,835
Announcer: It is decadence.
It is opulence.
878
00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:37,165
It is hundreds of tiny birdies
crawling inside your nostrils.
879
00:37:37,172 --> 00:37:38,382
Buffalo #2: Kill me!
880
00:37:38,381 --> 00:37:40,471
It is L'Abreuvoir.
881
00:37:40,467 --> 00:37:42,087
Announcer #2:
Fully booked through 2027.
882
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,306
Bonobo: Welcome back
to "WNC News."
883
00:37:48,308 --> 00:37:49,638
Before we check in
884
00:37:49,642 --> 00:37:51,732
with Jim Steegle
the Traffic Eagle again,
885
00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:53,148
I want to remind viewers
886
00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,316
that Jim flies
at very high altitudes
887
00:37:55,315 --> 00:37:58,065
and has been breathing thin air
for 30 years.
888
00:37:58,067 --> 00:38:00,027
Steegle: Don't bedisrespectful, Diane.
889
00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:01,908
35 years.
890
00:38:01,905 --> 00:38:02,985
Bonobo: Marvelous.
891
00:38:02,989 --> 00:38:04,369
How's the traffic, Jim?
892
00:38:04,365 --> 00:38:05,365
Steegle: Looks pretty clear.
893
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,156
Just one elk.
894
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:10,210
Bonobo: That's ‐‐ Yes,
that's actually exactly correct.
895
00:38:10,205 --> 00:38:12,165
Just one elk.
Steegle: Yes.
896
00:38:12,165 --> 00:38:15,285
One impossibly smallmicro‐elk.
897
00:38:15,293 --> 00:38:16,923
Bonobo: Here we go.
Steegle: Now, from up here,
898
00:38:16,920 --> 00:38:19,800
I can't tell howthe elk was miniaturized.
899
00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:21,628
Could have been a ray gun
900
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:24,433
or, perhaps, just leftin the dryer too long.
901
00:38:24,427 --> 00:38:26,887
And while the causeof the shrinking is unknown,
902
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:28,468
one thing is certain ‐‐
903
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:31,603
that elk is three,four inches tops.
904
00:38:31,601 --> 00:38:33,941
So many questions remainabout the now ‐‐
905
00:38:33,937 --> 00:38:35,557
Bonobo:
We're cutting Jim's mic now
906
00:38:35,563 --> 00:38:37,273
because I think he's done.
907
00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:40,743
And what a ride ‐‐
35 years on the job.
908
00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:42,395
All the more impressive
909
00:38:42,403 --> 00:38:43,953
considering the average
life‐span of an eagle
910
00:38:43,947 --> 00:38:45,907
is about 20 years.
911
00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:48,537
He's probably just gonna fly
out into the open ocean now.
912
00:38:48,535 --> 00:38:50,905
Jim, it's been a pleasure.
913
00:38:50,912 --> 00:38:52,622
[ Somber music plays ]
914
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,542
Jim: Wait, what the hell'sthat say?
915
00:38:54,541 --> 00:38:56,501
I died?!
916
00:38:56,501 --> 00:38:58,171
And I have to find out about itlike this?!
917
00:39:01,548 --> 00:39:07,468
Mirren: The natural world
bursts with sensory delights.
918
00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:12,020
The shimmering brilliance
of a sun‐dappled shoreline...
919
00:39:12,016 --> 00:39:16,686
[ Hippo trumpeting ]
...the resonant trumpet
of an imposing hippo...
920
00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,398
and this penguin,
921
00:39:18,398 --> 00:39:21,648
who I think kind of looks
like Robert De Niro.
922
00:39:21,651 --> 00:39:24,201
[ As Robert De Niro ]
Hey, you talking to me?
923
00:39:24,195 --> 00:39:27,865
I'm Robert De Niro,
except I'm a penguin now.
924
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,486
I'm walkin' here!
925
00:39:29,492 --> 00:39:34,502
[ Normal voice ]
Yep [Chuckles] nailed it.
926
00:39:34,497 --> 00:39:37,457
And there are some
sensual experiences
927
00:39:37,458 --> 00:39:41,418
that go beyond the merely visual
or auditory,
928
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:45,171
as with this cheetah
in the southern Sahara Desert.
929
00:39:45,174 --> 00:39:51,224
♪♪
930
00:39:51,222 --> 00:39:53,272
Announcer:
Release your inhibition
931
00:39:53,266 --> 00:39:55,556
with Primal Eau de Parfum.
932
00:39:57,896 --> 00:40:01,066
Arouse your passion
with a scent inspired
933
00:40:01,065 --> 00:40:03,985
by the essence of the wild.
934
00:40:03,985 --> 00:40:08,155
Drench yourself in an aroma
that's just plain rank.
935
00:40:08,156 --> 00:40:09,566
[ Whispers ] Rank.
936
00:40:09,574 --> 00:40:11,784
Primal covers you
with the pungent notes
937
00:40:11,784 --> 00:40:14,374
of a cheetah racing
through the Serengeti.
938
00:40:14,370 --> 00:40:16,500
[ Whispers ] Pungent.
939
00:40:16,497 --> 00:40:20,537
Magnolia, gardenia, vanilla ‐‐
no way.
940
00:40:20,543 --> 00:40:24,263
Primal is musty, gamey,
and ferociously foul.
941
00:40:24,255 --> 00:40:26,255
[ Whispers ] Smells like ass.
942
00:40:26,257 --> 00:40:28,677
Just one spray
and your lover will say,
943
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:30,796
"What are you wearing?"
944
00:40:30,803 --> 00:40:32,813
Then you'll say,
"It's my new perfume.
945
00:40:32,805 --> 00:40:34,595
Do you like it?"
946
00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:37,979
Then they'll say, "Is it
supposed to smell like that?"
947
00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:40,057
And then you'll say, "Yes."
948
00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:43,483
And they'll say, "Really? Wow."
949
00:40:43,483 --> 00:40:45,693
Then there'll be
awkward silence.
950
00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,613
[ Whispers ] Silence.
951
00:40:47,612 --> 00:40:51,662
Primal Eau de Parfum,
the fragrance that truly reeks.
952
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:54,828
[ Whispers ]
I'm gonna be siiiick.
953
00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,706
♪♪
954
00:41:01,709 --> 00:41:06,009
Mirren:
From ocean to desert...
955
00:41:06,005 --> 00:41:08,795
from pole to pole,
956
00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,640
we have winged our way
957
00:41:10,635 --> 00:41:14,505
across the breadth
of this amazing planet.
958
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:16,854
This one‐of‐a‐kind journey
959
00:41:16,849 --> 00:41:21,519
causes one to muse upon one
of life's biggest questions ‐‐
960
00:41:21,521 --> 00:41:23,981
can I convert
all this virtual travel
961
00:41:23,982 --> 00:41:26,902
into frequent flyer miles?
962
00:41:26,901 --> 00:41:29,611
Jerry, can you call
every airline
963
00:41:29,612 --> 00:41:31,362
and find out if that's possible?
[ Click, music stops ]
964
00:41:31,364 --> 00:41:33,284
Jerry: But I thought
we were wrapping up.
965
00:41:33,282 --> 00:41:35,542
Tonight's my 20th
wedding anniversary.
966
00:41:35,535 --> 00:41:38,075
And that's my problem how?
967
00:41:38,079 --> 00:41:39,659
I'll get right on it.
968
00:41:39,664 --> 00:41:42,754
Thank you, Jerry!
[ Music resumes ]
969
00:41:42,750 --> 00:41:47,840
And thank you, dear viewer,
for joining us on another trek
970
00:41:47,839 --> 00:41:52,049
to uncover the astonishing
wonders that can be revealed
971
00:41:52,051 --> 00:41:55,101
when nature calls.
972
00:41:58,182 --> 00:41:59,732
Monkey kid:
Pssst. Hey, guys.
973
00:41:59,726 --> 00:42:01,136
Uncle Mark's asleep.
974
00:42:01,144 --> 00:42:03,354
Monkey kid #2:
Whoa. Nice.
975
00:42:03,354 --> 00:42:05,234
Should we ‐‐
D‐Do you think we should ‐‐
976
00:42:05,231 --> 00:42:06,611
Look at his computer?
977
00:42:06,607 --> 00:42:08,527
Monkey kid #3:
What? No way.
978
00:42:08,526 --> 00:42:11,236
He said nobody's allowed
to look at his computer ever.
979
00:42:11,237 --> 00:42:12,657
You guys.
980
00:42:12,655 --> 00:42:14,315
He's asleep.
He'll never know.
981
00:42:14,323 --> 00:42:16,953
Come on.
Let's look at his computer.
982
00:42:16,951 --> 00:42:19,331
Shh! Quiet.
Don't wake him up.
983
00:42:19,328 --> 00:42:21,208
Okay, I found it.
[ Clicking ]
984
00:42:21,205 --> 00:42:24,665
Together: Ewwwwww!
985
00:42:24,667 --> 00:42:28,917
He's writing comedy sketches
about talking animals.
70177
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