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It's difficult
news for John to take in
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but the DNA test confirms
that his biological mother
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is indeed Jean-Marie Claude
a Parisian dentist
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who murdered her husband
in cold blood.
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It's horrifying,
to think all this time
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I've been French.
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As John looks out to the horizon
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he must question
whether he wants to go on
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with his journey.
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Will meeting his mother
give him the answers
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he's always wanted
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or will she be
the very nightmare
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we all know French people to be?
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Shit.
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This is a
long-distance call from Australia.
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Hello?
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Who... Who's this?
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Where's Gabriella?
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Tell her it's Mary Pearce
and I've almost got the money.
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When did you make your order?
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Because we're having a bit of
a sausage crisis lately.
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Who are you?
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Norman, her son.
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Normie?
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And you still live at home?
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Bloody hell.
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Just a minute!
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Oh, shit!
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Ohh!
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Prick.
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What'd you say?
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You're a Polish prick
with a baby's dick.
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Right.
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Send my best to your mother,
Rachel,
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Please, just fuck off!
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So it's an unpaid student film
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and you want me to get
a tit out?
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I'll think about it.
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Couldn't find a church?
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It's traditional to do the wake
at home in Poland.
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Not that you'd know.
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And is it traditional to put
the coffin by the meat freeze?
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Well, I couldn't get it up
the stairs
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and I thought
she'd stay fresher here.
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Who did her make-up?
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Liza Minnelli?
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Annabelle?
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Oh!
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Hello!
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You what?
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Oh, she must have seen
your advert.
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The stool softener.
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Oh yes.
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Well, it pays the bills.
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She's wondering
whether they made you
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take the pills,
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because you've lost
a lot of weight.
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You used to be a bit bigger.
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- Really, really...
- Yes, I get the picture.
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You big, big.
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Well I'm a vegan now, actually.
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It's far more salubrious.
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Mum would have been so proud.
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She loved us both
as if we were here own.
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What does that mean?
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Keep. Charity shop.
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Rd.
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What are you doing?
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This...
this was her favourite record.
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Why is Mr Mateusz in here?
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Mr Mateusz is disgusting.
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Well what is it, a rat?
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He is a bear.
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This has still got her hair
on it.
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Who are the Twits?
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They're our great-grandparents.
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Bogumil and Bogumila.
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On their wedding day.
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You know that Mum traced
our family line
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all the way back
to King Casimir the Great.
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Oh, great!
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It wouldn't kill you to take
a bit more of an interest
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in where you come from.
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Would I get to inherit
the family business, then?
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You left to pursue
your own career.
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No I ran away, actually.
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Mum drove you to the station.
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You were always the favourite.
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That's not fair,
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Well why do you think she sent
you to a private school,
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while ♪ had to slum it in state?
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You were expelled
from that school
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for making a headmaster cry.
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My little angel Norman
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with his bright,
blonde lesbian hair.
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You were always going
to get everything, weren't you?
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I stayed, Anna,
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because family means
something to me.
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And why is it lesbian hair?
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Anna?
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Anna?
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"She loved us as if
we were her own."
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Because we weren't,
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This is our real mother.
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Mary Pear.
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Is that?
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Yup.
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Did you do this?
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Don't anger them.
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Anna.
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I asked you a question, bitch.
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It's called acting, darling.
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I just knew I was adopted.
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So this Mary.
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She made a deal with Gabriella,
did she?
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Something about money.
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Well, I'll look up flights,
but you're paying.
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I couldn't even afford
a proper funeral, Anna,
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Well you could.
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If you sold the butcher's.
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Norman.
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Mum put everything
into this place, Anna.
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She's not our Mum!
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She's been lying to us.
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There's no Bogmila, no Bogmula,
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- no King Calamari.
- It's Casimir.
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Norman, look.
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I am your older sister.
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By two and a half minutes.
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Which makes you...
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The parasitic twin.
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Yes, I know.
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So I can be honest with you.
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And honestly, you are though
mildly endearing
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a completely useless
human being.
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You don't belong here.
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You're not a butcher.
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You can't butch.
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You can't cook.
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You... you can't clean.
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But you're finally freeto
find out who you really are.
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Now are you going to snub
that opportunity
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to spend the rest of your life
rubbing chicken breasts
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together in Slough?
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Piss off back to Poland!
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What did Gabriella used to say
when we used to go to church?
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Family goes...
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Razem.
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Together.
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So, you coming or not?
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Okay.
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You're paying.
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Razem.
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Anna.
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- Annal!
- What?
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What? What is it now?
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This... this place,
Two Heads Creek.
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- It's not on the map.
- Map?
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You're not fucking
Indiana Jones, Norman,
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Google it.
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Oh look, you've gone global.
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Oh, fuck off, Norman.
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Gidday, gidday.
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Previous criminal record?
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Why, is that a prerequisite
for entry?
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They help me sleep.
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That's antique.
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My mother's.
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And that is my mother.
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Mum, what are you doing here?
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Now I have no problem
with the blades
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and the pingas, sir.
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But I'd like to draw
your attention
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to the immigration card
that you filled in upon arrival
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where it clearly states that
foreign bodies, dead or alive
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carry the risk of contamination
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to Australia's unique
and individual eco-system.
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I've no choice
but to issue you with a fine.
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Final destination in Australia.
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Two Heads Creek.
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What did you say?
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Two Heads Creek.
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You wanna go to Two Heads Creek?
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Can I speak to your manager?
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I am my manager.
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Then you have no right
to detain us without reason.
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- Anna just...
- No, excuse me.
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So unless you want me
to compose a negative tweet
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about our experiences here today.
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Clive, I suggest you
let us through at once.
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Oh well in that case
I'll get someone to show you
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to the bus stop.
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What about the fine?
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Ah, it's fine.
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Fine, yeah.
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No,
you just have a wonderful stay
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in Australia, Norman.
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How did you know my name?
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See you round like a rissole.
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Two Heads Creek?
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Gidday gidday!
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Well don't just stand there,
climb on board.
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Everyone's welcome.
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Apari, bags.
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You take bags.
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Okay?
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Thank you.
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- Norman?
- Mmm?
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Why is everyone Chinese?
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You can't say that, Anna.
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What, Chinese?
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Oh, for goodness sake, Norman.
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I think we can say Chinese
if they're Chinese.
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I'm Vietnamese.
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What?
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Oh oh, no no no,
I didn't sort of mean everyone.
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I just sort of meant you know
because... because...
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Oh, shut up.
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What a magical day.
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Ever since her discovery in 1770
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this prosperous country
has been built on the hard work
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and dedication of immigrants
just like yourselves.
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Without you, without us
there would literally be
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nothing here of any value
whatsoever at all.
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So on behalf of the state
of Queensland
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the Commonwealth of Australia
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and His Majesty
Prince George gidday.
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So now I'd like to invite you
to sit back relax and enjoy
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the quick 10-hour journey
to your final destination.
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Come on,
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I can't believe we're actually
going to meet her.
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Wonder what she'll be like.
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Like...
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What does she do?
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What does she eat?
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What does she smell like?
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Norman!
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I've had
a very stressful flight,
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I haven't slept for two days
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it's so hot
I think my boobs are melting.
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But is it too much to ask
for a bit of peace and quiet?
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The bus is on fire!
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The bus in on fire!
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You're all gonna die!
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Well done, everyone.
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That was a drill
and you all did very well.
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Well, this is as far
as the bus goes.
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That's it.
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Gather "round."
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Is that everyone?
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Do try to avoid the koalas.
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If they urinate on you,
you will contract chlamydia.
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It's like this town is stuck
in the '70s.
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Yeah, I'd say it's more '60s.
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Let's just agree that it's shit.
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Built originally as a pig farm.
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Two Heads has since become
one of the most innovative
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and culturally rich towns
in the southern hemisphere.
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With the support from the pp.
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Worldwide Australian National
Citizenship Authority Scheme
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we have proudly been
initiating newcomers
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into the country
for over 20 years.
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So it's like a town
for immigrants.
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Oh, heaven.
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Our mother lives
in a refugee camp.
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Here we have the village hall.
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Our world-famous stationery shop
inspired by JA Burchill.
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He invented the notepad.
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00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:15,491
Our local second-hand store.
272
00:17:15,515 --> 00:17:16,858
Two Heads is known
as one of the first
273
00:17:16,882 --> 00:17:19,929
carbon neutral towns
on the planet.
274
00:17:19,953 --> 00:17:22,064
Pearce.
275
00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:24,032
Yeah.
276
00:17:24,056 --> 00:17:25,768
Our very own footy field.
277
00:17:25,792 --> 00:17:27,061
Australian Rules, of course.
278
00:17:29,294 --> 00:17:30,905
The butcher's.
279
00:17:30,929 --> 00:17:33,174
And if you'll head this way,
you'll see our world-famous.
280
00:17:33,198 --> 00:17:35,077
Villagers Arms Hotel
281
00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:38,379
the beating heart
of our community.
282
00:17:38,403 --> 00:17:39,848
She owns the butcher's, too.
283
00:17:39,872 --> 00:17:41,282
She owns everything.
284
00:17:41,306 --> 00:17:44,086
Maybe that's where
she met Gabriella.
285
00:17:44,110 --> 00:17:45,186
Where are you going?
286
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:47,123
She lives at number 66.
287
00:17:47,147 --> 00:17:49,157
Anna, we can't just deviate
from the tour.
288
00:17:49,181 --> 00:17:50,183
Anna!
289
00:17:52,451 --> 00:17:53,762
Oh, fine.
290
00:17:53,786 --> 00:17:55,131
Don't worry about the bags.
291
00:17:55,155 --> 00:17:56,788
I'll get the bags.
292
00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:26,140
Looks like she's out.
293
00:18:26,164 --> 00:18:27,273
No.
294
00:18:27,297 --> 00:18:28,566
Really?
295
00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:34,727
Anna.
296
00:18:36,630 --> 00:18:37,607
Anna, that's breaking in.
297
00:18:37,631 --> 00:18:38,966
I'm not breaking in.
298
00:18:40,834 --> 00:18:41,836
Anna.
299
00:18:49,776 --> 00:18:51,379
Okay, I'm breaking in.
300
00:18:52,546 --> 00:18:54,481
Anna!
301
00:18:55,548 --> 00:18:56,548
Anna?
302
00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:02,923
Anna?
303
00:19:04,191 --> 00:19:06,394
Anna, where are you?
304
00:19:07,527 --> 00:19:09,160
Anna, this is not funny.
305
00:19:58,778 --> 00:20:00,844
Jesus Christ!
306
00:20:12,992 --> 00:20:13,992
Anna.
307
00:20:14,027 --> 00:20:16,029
Where are you?
308
00:20:25,070 --> 00:20:26,369
That's not a knife!
309
00:20:27,941 --> 00:20:30,119
Do not sneak up on me like that,
Anna.
310
00:20:30,143 --> 00:20:32,520
She's got loads of 'em.
311
00:20:32,544 --> 00:20:34,444
Look.
312
00:20:51,296 --> 00:20:52,673
There's something not
quite right about this place.
313
00:20:52,697 --> 00:20:53,775
Anna.
314
00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:54,910
I know it's a little bit
dilapidated,
315
00:20:54,934 --> 00:20:56,845
but I think
with a lick of paint,
316
00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:59,369
it could be alright.
317
00:21:28,833 --> 00:21:31,604
Now this is a knife.
318
00:21:34,439 --> 00:21:35,951
Oh come on, Norman,
where are your balls?
319
00:21:35,975 --> 00:21:37,518
Will you stop being sexist?
320
00:21:37,542 --> 00:21:38,754
How am I being sexist?
321
00:21:38,778 --> 00:21:40,255
My desire not to be killed
has nothing to do
322
00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:42,723
with having
or not having testicles.
323
00:21:42,747 --> 00:21:44,787
Well there's no need to be
a whining pussy about it.
324
00:22:00,566 --> 00:22:01,669
Hi.
325
00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:10,244
Maybe if you just hit it harder.
326
00:22:13,246 --> 00:22:14,190
Hey.
327
00:22:14,214 --> 00:22:17,894
Ah, is this the reception?
328
00:22:17,918 --> 00:22:19,895
No.
329
00:22:19,919 --> 00:22:21,855
Reception's over there.
330
00:22:25,158 --> 00:22:26,991
Okay.
331
00:22:39,272 --> 00:22:41,783
You're the talk of the town.
332
00:22:41,807 --> 00:22:44,987
We don't get many Europeans.
333
00:22:45,011 --> 00:22:47,123
Do you know Prince George?
334
00:22:47,147 --> 00:22:49,191
No.
335
00:22:49,215 --> 00:22:52,253
Oh, I was only joking.
336
00:22:53,820 --> 00:22:54,864
We're looking for our
mother, actually.
337
00:22:54,888 --> 00:22:56,598
She lives on this road.
338
00:22:56,622 --> 00:22:58,968
Number 66.
339
00:22:58,992 --> 00:23:00,635
That's old Mary Pearce's place.
340
00:23:00,659 --> 00:23:02,672
Mary Pearce, yes.
341
00:23:02,696 --> 00:23:04,307
Yeah, but Mary Pearce is...
342
00:23:04,331 --> 00:23:06,100
Dead.
343
00:23:13,939 --> 00:23:17,076
Mary Pearce is dead.
344
00:23:22,881 --> 00:23:26,828
Mary was a wonderful woman.
345
00:23:26,852 --> 00:23:29,164
I used to love to watch
her dance, you know?
346
00:23:29,188 --> 00:23:34,202
Sometimes it looked like
she'd short-circuited.
347
00:23:34,226 --> 00:23:36,972
She was so full of life.
348
00:23:36,996 --> 00:23:40,175
Until she was dead.
349
00:23:40,199 --> 00:23:45,681
But yet, there were moments
of stillness and
350
00:23:45,705 --> 00:23:51,052
no talking when she was asleep.
351
00:23:51,076 --> 00:23:53,822
Mostly.
352
00:23:53,846 --> 00:23:58,927
And in the end
she lost her head.
353
00:23:58,951 --> 00:24:02,798
Dementia.
354
00:24:02,822 --> 00:24:04,966
She left us years ago.
355
00:24:04,990 --> 00:24:08,304
I'm just so sad that
I never got to meet her.
356
00:24:08,328 --> 00:24:09,305
No, I'm vegan.
357
00:24:09,329 --> 00:24:11,973
So to whom did the house belong?
358
00:24:11,997 --> 00:24:13,209
- The house?
- It's number 66.
359
00:24:13,233 --> 00:24:14,077
We went there before.
360
00:24:14,101 --> 00:24:15,377
I know it's a little bit
Myra Hindley...
361
00:24:15,401 --> 00:24:18,414
You have no business there.
362
00:24:18,438 --> 00:24:21,850
The house belongs
to the village now.
363
00:24:21,874 --> 00:24:24,654
I'm sorry you've come
all this way for nothing
364
00:24:24,678 --> 00:24:28,958
but really it's time for you
to be leaving now.
365
00:24:28,982 --> 00:24:30,814
I spoke to her.
366
00:24:32,118 --> 00:24:34,195
Daisy.
367
00:24:34,219 --> 00:24:38,191
Go and help your uncle
with the sheets.
368
00:24:40,192 --> 00:24:43,338
When did you speak with her?
369
00:24:43,362 --> 00:24:45,407
On the phone,
just before we left.
370
00:24:45,431 --> 00:24:48,411
You said she died years ago.
371
00:24:48,435 --> 00:24:50,846
Emotionally.
372
00:24:50,870 --> 00:24:52,347
Her brain.
373
00:24:52,371 --> 00:24:55,684
Her body gave way yesterday.
374
00:24:55,708 --> 00:24:58,854
Well, I'd like to see her.
375
00:24:58,878 --> 00:24:59,954
To pay our respects.
376
00:24:59,978 --> 00:25:01,322
She's dead, mate.
377
00:25:01,346 --> 00:25:03,291
Then when's the funeral?
378
00:25:03,315 --> 00:25:07,930
The funeral is tomorrow.
379
00:25:07,954 --> 00:25:10,799
You must come, of course.
380
00:25:10,823 --> 00:25:13,259
Will you excuse me now.
381
00:25:21,234 --> 00:25:23,112
You're lucky we had space.
382
00:25:23,136 --> 00:25:23,980
Gets very busy,
383
00:25:24,004 --> 00:25:25,447
what with the Australia Day
ceremony.
384
00:25:25,471 --> 00:25:28,183
Oh, what's that?
385
00:25:28,207 --> 00:25:30,118
Only the most important,
incredible and exciting day
386
00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:32,288
of the year.
387
00:25:32,312 --> 00:25:36,125
And there's karaoke.
388
00:25:36,149 --> 00:25:39,984
We're doing the funeral,
and that's final!
389
00:25:43,323 --> 00:25:44,266
Gidday.
390
00:25:44,290 --> 00:25:46,224
Gidday!
391
00:25:52,297 --> 00:25:54,777
Shall I get them
some Meaty-Mite?
392
00:25:54,801 --> 00:25:57,245
Is that like Marmite?
393
00:25:57,269 --> 00:25:58,881
No.
394
00:25:58,905 --> 00:26:01,783
I don't consume meat products.
395
00:26:01,807 --> 00:26:03,152
What do you want, then?
396
00:26:03,176 --> 00:26:04,176
An onion?
397
00:26:05,245 --> 00:26:07,056
Well maybe in a salad.
398
00:26:07,080 --> 00:26:08,982
We don't do salad.
399
00:26:11,284 --> 00:26:13,152
Give them the stew.
400
00:26:16,156 --> 00:26:17,031
Norman.
401
00:26:17,055 --> 00:26:18,233
Annabelle.
402
00:26:18,257 --> 00:26:20,102
Welcome home.
403
00:26:20,126 --> 00:26:22,337
We are so sorry for your loss.
404
00:26:22,361 --> 00:26:24,039
Mary was like family.
405
00:26:24,063 --> 00:26:26,375
She gave everything
to the community.
406
00:26:26,399 --> 00:26:27,843
Noah!
407
00:26:27,867 --> 00:26:30,112
Do not mansplain over me.
408
00:26:30,136 --> 00:26:33,148
It is my right as a woman
not be interrupted!
409
00:26:33,172 --> 00:26:34,415
We thought you were dead!
410
00:26:34,439 --> 00:26:36,952
But we are thrilled that
that is not the case.
411
00:26:36,976 --> 00:26:38,253
Eric.
412
00:26:38,277 --> 00:26:39,555
My first born.
413
00:26:39,579 --> 00:26:41,156
Uncle Morris, my father.
414
00:26:41,180 --> 00:26:43,113
Fuck off, ya pommy bastards!
415
00:26:43,983 --> 00:26:45,895
He likes you.
416
00:26:45,919 --> 00:26:48,988
And this is Jayne,
our pride and joy.
417
00:26:51,123 --> 00:26:53,836
And your biggest fan.
418
00:26:53,860 --> 00:26:56,539
We use your stuff every day.
419
00:26:56,563 --> 00:26:59,163
Well don't you have lovely hair.
420
00:27:08,006 --> 00:27:09,050
Jayne.
421
00:27:09,074 --> 00:27:10,019
With a Y,
422
00:27:10,043 --> 00:27:12,111
She's very particular
about the spelling.
423
00:27:23,355 --> 00:27:25,366
You two need a drink.
424
00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:28,369
We've got, ah, Beaujolais,
Shiraz and Chianti.
425
00:27:28,393 --> 00:27:30,039
But that'll cost you extra.
426
00:27:30,063 --> 00:27:31,206
What, before dinner?
427
00:27:31,230 --> 00:27:32,875
If he's a man,
he'll have a XXXX.
428
00:27:32,899 --> 00:27:34,143
What's a XXXX?
429
00:27:34,167 --> 00:27:35,198
It's a man's drink.
430
00:27:48,480 --> 00:27:51,860
Oh, goes down like a fat kid
on a see-saw.
431
00:27:51,884 --> 00:27:54,554
Well, I'll have one of those.
432
00:28:16,876 --> 00:28:19,688
Looks like Mary's prodigy's
got a vagina.
433
00:28:19,712 --> 00:28:21,590
No, he doesn't.
434
00:28:21,614 --> 00:28:23,792
But I do.
435
00:28:23,816 --> 00:28:25,684
Pass me one of those.
436
00:28:38,765 --> 00:28:40,944
That's how it's done, boys.
437
00:28:40,968 --> 00:28:42,212
Impressive.
438
00:28:42,236 --> 00:28:44,446
I like to have a drink with Anna.
439
00:28:44,470 --> 00:28:46,838
'Cause Anna's me mate!
440
00:28:49,308 --> 00:28:52,522
She drinks it down in eight,
seven, six, five,
441
00:28:52,546 --> 00:28:54,845
four, three, two, one!
442
00:29:02,788 --> 00:29:04,925
Grub's up.
443
00:29:11,765 --> 00:29:13,234
Um.
444
00:29:14,668 --> 00:29:15,969
Hmmn.
445
00:29:17,504 --> 00:29:19,983
That's really good.
446
00:29:20,007 --> 00:29:23,319
It's sort of smoking.
447
00:29:23,343 --> 00:29:24,587
You sure
you don't want any of this?
448
00:29:24,611 --> 00:29:26,822
Fuck it, give me the stew.
449
00:29:26,846 --> 00:29:27,914
Give me the stew...
450
00:29:36,890 --> 00:29:38,593
- Oh, it's sublime.
- Isn't it?
451
00:29:41,795 --> 00:29:42,871
What is it? It's so sweet.
452
00:29:42,895 --> 00:29:43,740
It's so tender.
453
00:29:43,764 --> 00:29:44,773
I think it's...
454
00:29:44,797 --> 00:29:47,277
Well I think it's veal.
455
00:29:47,301 --> 00:29:48,677
It's baby cow?
456
00:29:48,701 --> 00:29:50,834
Oh, that's really bad, isn't it?
457
00:29:53,707 --> 00:29:55,417
What?
458
00:29:55,441 --> 00:29:57,753
Remember that weekend
that Mum took us to that place,
459
00:29:57,777 --> 00:29:58,821
was it in Bournemouth?
460
00:29:58,845 --> 00:30:00,356
Oh yes,
our first and final holiday.
461
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:01,224
And I dared you to...
462
00:30:01,248 --> 00:30:02,925
To eat 70 chicken nuggets
on the pier.
463
00:30:02,949 --> 00:30:06,029
Yes, I do remember, thank you.
464
00:30:06,053 --> 00:30:07,763
You lost five pounds that day.
465
00:30:07,787 --> 00:30:10,500
You gained 10.
466
00:30:10,524 --> 00:30:12,764
Do you know I got the worst
food poisoning ever that day.
467
00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,567
Ooh.
468
00:30:29,843 --> 00:30:30,619
Don't forget to flush!
469
00:30:30,643 --> 00:30:32,409
Oh, you're not funny!
470
00:30:51,965 --> 00:30:55,211
They could put the
whole operation in danger.
471
00:30:55,235 --> 00:30:57,680
Everything we've worked for.
472
00:30:57,704 --> 00:31:00,215
I will take care of it.
473
00:31:00,239 --> 00:31:04,220
They will leave
after the funeral.
474
00:31:04,244 --> 00:31:07,155
But we've never done a funeral.
475
00:31:07,179 --> 00:31:08,745
You'll be fine.
476
00:31:24,764 --> 00:31:27,143
Daisy?
477
00:31:27,167 --> 00:31:29,779
Do you want me
to wash your wombat?
478
00:31:29,803 --> 00:31:31,247
Beg your pardon?
479
00:31:31,271 --> 00:31:34,149
Your toy wombat.
480
00:31:34,173 --> 00:31:36,751
This is
481
00:31:36,775 --> 00:31:37,819
a wombat.
482
00:31:37,843 --> 00:31:39,821
Right.
483
00:31:39,845 --> 00:31:42,892
I mean, it's not mine.
484
00:31:42,916 --> 00:31:43,960
It's my sister's.
485
00:31:43,984 --> 00:31:45,994
She's really immature, so...
486
00:31:46,018 --> 00:31:47,363
Mary.
487
00:31:47,387 --> 00:31:50,732
The day she arrived
in Australia.
488
00:31:50,756 --> 00:31:52,335
She looks so happy.
489
00:31:52,359 --> 00:31:56,238
Oh, that was before the family
took back control of the farm.
490
00:31:56,262 --> 00:31:58,039
She owned a farm?
491
00:31:58,063 --> 00:32:00,776
She was a very hard worker.
492
00:32:00,800 --> 00:32:04,212
Wish I'd got the chance
to meet her.
493
00:32:04,236 --> 00:32:06,273
Thank you, for this.
494
00:32:09,109 --> 00:32:10,711
I like your haircut.
495
00:32:27,994 --> 00:32:30,071
So Anna, it turns out
Mary came here as an immigrant.
496
00:32:30,095 --> 00:32:33,031
She owned this farm,
and Mr Mateusz is a wombat...
497
00:33:32,391 --> 00:33:35,428
Pommy bastard snag killer!
498
00:33:43,268 --> 00:33:47,437
Soft,
gentle music helps you calm your mind.
499
00:33:50,243 --> 00:33:52,421
- Who's this?
- That's enough, Morris.
500
00:33:52,445 --> 00:33:54,145
He'll bring the curse!
501
00:33:55,380 --> 00:33:57,492
This used to be his room.
502
00:33:57,516 --> 00:33:58,894
What, so he stuck a fork in me?
503
00:33:58,918 --> 00:33:59,895
A fork!
504
00:33:59,919 --> 00:34:01,363
Oh, calm down.
505
00:34:01,387 --> 00:34:03,020
It's only a flesh wound.
506
00:34:09,896 --> 00:34:12,198
You've got your mother's legs.
507
00:34:15,034 --> 00:34:16,302
That's quite a big needle.
508
00:34:27,012 --> 00:34:28,156
- Doesn't hurt, does it?
- No.
509
00:34:28,180 --> 00:34:29,816
Oh, no no.
510
00:34:34,153 --> 00:34:36,332
You should stay away
from Morris.
511
00:34:36,356 --> 00:34:39,401
He called me a snag killer.
512
00:34:39,425 --> 00:34:40,236
What does that mean?
513
00:34:40,260 --> 00:34:43,339
A snag means sausage.
514
00:34:43,363 --> 00:34:45,341
He just blames you
for the plague.
515
00:34:45,365 --> 00:34:46,365
What plague?
516
00:34:48,401 --> 00:34:56,401
Apparently when you were born
all the pigs just sort of died.
517
00:34:58,177 --> 00:35:00,421
Morris said you cursed
the village.
518
00:35:00,445 --> 00:35:03,182
But everyone knew
the real reason.
519
00:35:21,066 --> 00:35:23,912
It was safer to send you away.
520
00:35:23,936 --> 00:35:25,013
And tell everyone we were dead.
521
00:35:25,037 --> 00:35:26,504
Why wouldn't she go with us?
522
00:35:29,541 --> 00:35:32,520
You ask too many
questions, Norman.
523
00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:34,423
Wait there,
I'll fetch the scissors.
524
00:35:34,447 --> 00:35:36,115
No need.
525
00:35:41,854 --> 00:35:44,200
It's lucky he missed
my femoral artery.
526
00:35:44,224 --> 00:35:45,200
Well, where's that?
527
00:35:45,224 --> 00:35:48,837
Oh, it's just there.
528
00:35:48,861 --> 00:35:51,173
If he'd cut it, I'd be dead
in about five minutes.
529
00:35:51,197 --> 00:35:53,441
Five minutes?
530
00:35:53,465 --> 00:35:54,510
Well that's not long.
531
00:35:54,534 --> 00:35:59,147
But the one to really get
is the subclavian artery.
532
00:35:59,171 --> 00:36:03,084
One jab there, I'd bleed out
in about five seconds.
533
00:36:03,108 --> 00:36:04,854
I did it to a pig once.
534
00:36:04,878 --> 00:36:06,187
Well, I didn't, my Mum did.
535
00:36:06,211 --> 00:36:07,522
Other Mum.
536
00:36:07,546 --> 00:36:09,225
I just watched.
537
00:36:09,249 --> 00:36:10,292
I like
538
00:36:10,316 --> 00:36:12,528
I like pigs.
539
00:36:12,552 --> 00:36:13,895
I should go.
540
00:36:13,919 --> 00:36:15,421
Yup.
541
00:36:50,256 --> 00:36:53,903
Oh gosh,
it feels like my brain's eating my skull.
542
00:36:53,927 --> 00:36:55,461
How did you sleep?
543
00:37:20,486 --> 00:37:22,165
- Morris.
- Yeah.
544
00:37:22,189 --> 00:37:23,724
Yeah.
545
00:37:42,776 --> 00:37:43,776
Ladies and...
546
00:37:48,881 --> 00:37:50,792
Thanks, Morris.
547
00:37:50,816 --> 00:37:54,830
Ladies and gentlemen
today is Australia Day.
548
00:37:54,854 --> 00:37:56,966
- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
- Oi oi oi!
549
00:37:56,990 --> 00:38:00,769
- Aussie, Aussie, Aussie!
- Oi oi oill.
550
00:38:00,793 --> 00:38:03,673
But it's a funeral,
so sad, also.
551
00:38:03,697 --> 00:38:07,767
Mary was a woman.
552
00:38:11,704 --> 00:38:13,915
And she was old.
553
00:38:13,939 --> 00:38:16,140
And she's dead.
554
00:38:20,046 --> 00:38:21,823
Why don't we look
at some pictures of Mary
555
00:38:21,847 --> 00:38:22,792
when she was alive?
556
00:38:22,816 --> 00:38:23,984
Thank you, Eric.
557
00:38:27,954 --> 00:38:29,232
No.
558
00:38:29,256 --> 00:38:30,558
No, that's the wrong picture.
559
00:38:34,193 --> 00:38:35,595
Shit.
560
00:38:42,668 --> 00:38:43,770
Oh no.
561
00:38:46,305 --> 00:38:48,517
No, let's pull the pin
on the pictures, thanks Eric.
562
00:38:48,541 --> 00:38:51,988
Would anyone like to say
some words about Mary?
563
00:38:52,012 --> 00:38:54,624
Anyone at all?
564
00:38:54,648 --> 00:38:56,959
Morris, you took over her farm.
565
00:38:56,983 --> 00:38:57,926
You got to know her.
566
00:38:57,950 --> 00:38:59,095
What would you say about her?
567
00:38:59,119 --> 00:39:00,629
Fuckin' bitch.
568
00:39:00,653 --> 00:39:01,889
And may she rest in peace.
569
00:39:04,090 --> 00:39:06,068
That concludes the service.
570
00:39:06,092 --> 00:39:08,028
Sandwiches under the tarp.
571
00:39:18,637 --> 00:39:21,708
Are you gonna say something
to put her body to rest?
572
00:39:23,276 --> 00:39:25,246
Ja, of course.
573
00:39:27,347 --> 00:39:29,591
Apple!
574
00:39:29,615 --> 00:39:30,950
Me?
575
00:39:38,224 --> 00:39:43,205
♪ Australians
all let us rejoice ♪
576
00:39:43,229 --> 00:39:48,644
♪ For we are young and free ♪
577
00:39:48,668 --> 00:39:54,249
♪ With golden soil and wealth
for toil ♪
578
00:39:54,273 --> 00:39:56,953
Do you not see anything wrong
with these people?
579
00:39:56,977 --> 00:39:58,620
No, I just think
they're Australian.
580
00:39:58,644 --> 00:40:02,959
♪ Our land abounds
in nature's gifts ♪
581
00:40:02,983 --> 00:40:07,696
♪ Of beauty rich and rare ♪
582
00:40:07,720 --> 00:40:12,267
♪ In history's / page
let every stage ♪
583
00:40:12,291 --> 00:40:16,327
♪ Advance Australia fair ♪
584
00:40:29,810 --> 00:40:33,356
She owned everything.
585
00:40:33,380 --> 00:40:36,659
And left us nothing.
586
00:40:36,683 --> 00:40:39,394
I think she was under threat.
587
00:40:39,418 --> 00:40:41,396
From who?
588
00:40:41,420 --> 00:40:44,967
The bus leaves in 15 minutes.
589
00:40:44,991 --> 00:40:48,625
I'm sure Mary is proud of you
wherever she is.
590
00:41:11,584 --> 00:41:14,597
Say bye bye, pommies!
591
00:41:14,621 --> 00:41:15,689
Jumping!
592
00:41:21,727 --> 00:41:23,839
- Would you just get off me!
- Shh! Shh!
593
00:41:23,863 --> 00:41:25,566
Be quiet!
Be quiet, be quiet, be quiet.
594
00:41:34,807 --> 00:41:36,677
That's the man from immigration.
595
00:41:42,548 --> 00:41:44,560
- He's in on it.
- In on what?
596
00:41:44,584 --> 00:41:46,287
I don't know,
but I'm gonna find out.
597
00:41:50,624 --> 00:41:52,202
What, are you going
to leave your teddy bear behind,
598
00:41:52,226 --> 00:41:53,903
are you Normie?
599
00:41:53,927 --> 00:41:57,398
His name is Mr Mateusz
and he's a wombat.
600
00:42:02,468 --> 00:42:04,914
Bastard went off like a frog
in a sock
601
00:42:04,938 --> 00:42:07,683
and then was off like
a bride's nightie.
602
00:42:07,707 --> 00:42:09,252
Kong Dang?
603
00:42:09,276 --> 00:42:12,988
My friend became angry
and then made a swift exit.
604
00:42:13,012 --> 00:42:14,656
Bonza. Good boy, good boy.
605
00:42:14,680 --> 00:42:16,184
Oi, Morris.
606
00:42:18,584 --> 00:42:19,796
Pommies.
607
00:42:19,820 --> 00:42:20,597
Why don't you tell me
what really happened
608
00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:23,265
- to my mother?
- She's cactus.
609
00:42:23,289 --> 00:42:24,299
What?
610
00:42:24,323 --> 00:42:26,401
She's no longer alive.
611
00:42:26,425 --> 00:42:27,970
Okay.
612
00:42:27,994 --> 00:42:28,972
And how did she die?
613
00:42:28,996 --> 00:42:31,240
- Lost her noggin.
- Head.
614
00:42:31,264 --> 00:42:32,709
Now fuck off.
615
00:42:32,733 --> 00:42:33,609
Please leave.
616
00:42:33,633 --> 00:42:34,044
Come on, Norman,
this is clearly point...
617
00:42:34,068 --> 00:42:36,345
Wait, hang on.
618
00:42:36,369 --> 00:42:38,481
Answer me this and I'll go.
619
00:42:38,505 --> 00:42:39,881
Mary had white hair, yes?
620
00:42:39,905 --> 00:42:41,417
Nah yeah.
621
00:42:41,441 --> 00:42:42,752
What?
622
00:42:42,776 --> 00:42:44,486
Nah yeah means yes.
623
00:42:44,510 --> 00:42:46,289
Right.
624
00:42:46,313 --> 00:42:49,024
But I saw that the body
in the coffin had black hair.
625
00:42:49,048 --> 00:42:50,493
Yeah nah.
626
00:42:50,517 --> 00:42:51,627
So it couldn't have been
the same person.
627
00:42:51,651 --> 00:42:53,997
Yeah nah!
628
00:42:54,021 --> 00:42:55,598
Yeah nah means no.
629
00:42:55,622 --> 00:42:57,366
Oh, my head hurts.
630
00:42:57,390 --> 00:42:58,734
Australian is
a language incredibly rich
631
00:42:58,758 --> 00:43:00,870
in idiomatic expression.
632
00:43:00,894 --> 00:43:02,037
Was that her in the coffin?
633
00:43:02,061 --> 00:43:03,805
- Yeah nah or nah yeah?
- Yeah nah.
634
00:43:03,829 --> 00:43:05,341
- Yeah nah?
- Yeah nah.
635
00:43:05,365 --> 00:43:06,008
Nah yeah? = Nah.
636
00:43:06,032 --> 00:43:07,477
Nah, nah yeah.
637
00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:08,410
Yeah nah?
638
00:43:08,434 --> 00:43:10,046
Nah.
639
00:43:10,070 --> 00:43:11,147
- I knew it.
- You knew what?
640
00:43:11,171 --> 00:43:16,586
Pig murdering ankle-biting
pommy bastard arsehole!
641
00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:21,323
That one is not listed.
642
00:43:21,347 --> 00:43:22,924
What the hell is going on?
643
00:43:22,948 --> 00:43:24,861
If we miss this bus...
644
00:43:24,885 --> 00:43:27,330
She had white hair and look.
645
00:43:27,354 --> 00:43:28,830
No tattoo on the wrist.
646
00:43:28,854 --> 00:43:30,399
That's her,
647
00:43:30,423 --> 00:43:31,700
Who gave you this?
648
00:43:31,724 --> 00:43:33,435
Nobody.
649
00:43:33,459 --> 00:43:34,459
Daisy.
650
00:43:35,396 --> 00:43:37,774
Oh my God, you fancy
the little freckle girl?
651
00:43:37,798 --> 00:43:39,508
She looks about 10.
652
00:43:39,532 --> 00:43:41,644
I don't fancy anyone.
653
00:43:41,668 --> 00:43:42,511
You're like Rolf Harris.
654
00:43:42,535 --> 00:43:43,578
Have you no shame?
655
00:43:43,602 --> 00:43:45,580
Can we stay on topic, please?
656
00:43:45,604 --> 00:43:47,383
These people have done
something to our mother.
657
00:43:47,407 --> 00:43:48,318
Oh, no they haven't.
658
00:43:48,342 --> 00:43:50,086
Yes they have, Anna,
and I will prove it.
659
00:43:50,110 --> 00:43:52,280
And how do you plan
on doing that?
660
00:44:05,092 --> 00:44:07,502
It's the heat.
661
00:44:07,526 --> 00:44:09,638
The heat is driving you mad.
662
00:44:09,662 --> 00:44:10,473
Please stop.
663
00:44:10,497 --> 00:44:12,774
You're going to anger
the locals.
664
00:44:12,798 --> 00:44:13,934
Then let's anger them.
665
00:44:34,454 --> 00:44:35,098
Hans must be hiding her.
666
00:44:35,122 --> 00:44:36,198
We should check the pub.
667
00:44:36,222 --> 00:44:38,633
No amount of money is worth
risking our lives for.
668
00:44:38,657 --> 00:44:40,035
What, is that why you came here?
669
00:44:40,059 --> 00:44:41,903
For money?
670
00:44:41,927 --> 00:44:43,539
Of course.
671
00:44:43,563 --> 00:44:45,707
What, do you think I care about
some Australian crone
672
00:44:45,731 --> 00:44:48,477
who gave me up at birth
and then pretended I was dead?
673
00:44:48,501 --> 00:44:50,613
Anna, I think
she was doing it for us.
674
00:44:50,637 --> 00:44:53,082
I think she was doing it
for herself.
675
00:44:53,106 --> 00:44:54,975
I'm just taking a leaf
out of her book.
676
00:44:59,713 --> 00:45:00,923
You said family meant
sticking together
677
00:45:00,947 --> 00:45:02,849
no matter what.
678
00:45:04,050 --> 00:45:06,151
Razem.
679
00:45:27,606 --> 00:45:29,376
Think you're gonna
love Australia Day.
680
00:45:32,111 --> 00:45:34,457
We try to cater
to everyone's tastes.
681
00:45:34,481 --> 00:45:37,760
It's very inclusive.
682
00:45:37,784 --> 00:45:39,060
So just through here.
683
00:45:39,084 --> 00:45:40,617
Yep, mind your step.
684
00:46:03,843 --> 00:46:05,788
That's exactly
what I said to her.
685
00:46:05,812 --> 00:46:07,690
No, I like him.
686
00:46:07,714 --> 00:46:10,493
Oh, stop it.
You can be so judgemental!
687
00:46:10,517 --> 00:46:12,494
I'm not having this argument
with you again.
688
00:46:12,518 --> 00:46:14,488
Just be quiet
and eat your salad.
689
00:46:17,290 --> 00:46:18,433
Oh,
690
00:46:18,457 --> 00:46:19,302
Oh,
691
00:46:19,326 --> 00:46:20,036
Oh,
692
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:22,304
It's not what it looks like.
693
00:46:22,328 --> 00:46:24,973
Did... did you do this
to my mother?
694
00:46:24,997 --> 00:46:26,541
No!
695
00:46:26,565 --> 00:46:27,310
No.
696
00:46:27,334 --> 00:46:28,011
God, no.
697
00:46:28,035 --> 00:46:30,279
I would never do that to Mary.
698
00:46:30,303 --> 00:46:32,514
Please don't tell my Mum
about this.
699
00:46:32,538 --> 00:46:33,807
Then tell me where Mary is.
700
00:46:35,908 --> 00:46:38,887
My Mum says I can't.
701
00:46:38,911 --> 00:46:41,757
Don't you think
I won't go straight to Apple
702
00:46:41,781 --> 00:46:43,926
and tell her...
703
00:46:43,950 --> 00:46:46,353
Not entirely sure what this is,
but I will tell her.
704
00:46:50,022 --> 00:46:51,900
She was found trying
to leave the village
705
00:46:51,924 --> 00:46:53,569
and Hans wasn't happy.
706
00:46:53,593 --> 00:46:54,770
Why?
707
00:46:54,794 --> 00:46:56,839
Because...
708
00:46:56,863 --> 00:46:58,732
Because nobody
leaves the village.
709
00:47:00,866 --> 00:47:03,445
Son!
710
00:47:03,469 --> 00:47:05,815
Quickly, in here.
711
00:47:05,839 --> 00:47:07,916
Come on,
712
00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,576
Come on,
713
00:47:13,113 --> 00:47:14,547
Sorry, darling.
714
00:47:18,785 --> 00:47:20,829
Why are you starkers?
715
00:47:20,853 --> 00:47:22,898
I was doing Pilates.
716
00:47:22,922 --> 00:47:24,859
For my circulation.
717
00:47:27,093 --> 00:47:28,938
Mum said tonight.
718
00:47:28,962 --> 00:47:30,773
We do it tonight.
719
00:47:30,797 --> 00:47:32,607
Do what?
720
00:47:32,631 --> 00:47:34,444
The thing.
721
00:47:34,468 --> 00:47:35,545
What's the thing?
722
00:47:35,569 --> 00:47:38,014
Take control.
723
00:47:38,038 --> 00:47:40,116
Just cover up your donger.
724
00:47:40,140 --> 00:47:41,839
Love you!
725
00:48:21,647 --> 00:48:23,893
No smoking inside.
726
00:48:23,917 --> 00:48:25,453
Well open a window, then.
727
00:48:30,457 --> 00:48:31,733
Emergency services.
728
00:48:31,757 --> 00:48:32,768
Police.
729
00:48:32,792 --> 00:48:34,737
Yeah, what's your location?
730
00:48:34,761 --> 00:48:36,029
Two Heads Creek.
731
00:48:51,645 --> 00:48:52,777
Mary?
732
00:49:18,571 --> 00:49:19,915
It's no use, sister girl.
733
00:49:19,939 --> 00:49:22,083
It's a government operation.
734
00:49:22,107 --> 00:49:24,587
Lots of money involved.
735
00:49:24,611 --> 00:49:27,690
They pay the town to make
the immigrant problem disappear.
736
00:49:27,714 --> 00:49:30,625
Nobody hears the screams.
737
00:49:30,649 --> 00:49:33,553
You're the first one
I've ever seen come back.
738
00:49:45,931 --> 00:49:48,511
Look, we're doing the
Australia Day celebration.
739
00:49:48,535 --> 00:49:50,295
If he doesn't like it,
we'll get rid of him.,
740
00:50:59,740 --> 00:51:02,484
I can't believe
it's finally here!
741
00:51:02,508 --> 00:51:04,254
Will she be ready for the feast?
742
00:51:04,278 --> 00:51:05,813
Ah yeah, yeah of course.
743
00:51:07,981 --> 00:51:09,325
Wow.
744
00:51:09,349 --> 00:51:11,394
The BigBoy 3000.
745
00:51:11,418 --> 00:51:12,428
Secondhand.
746
00:51:12,452 --> 00:51:14,330
Oh, made in China,
747
00:51:14,354 --> 00:51:15,714
but we won't hold that
against her.
748
00:51:15,856 --> 00:51:17,767
Beaut.
749
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:19,401
Does she turn on?
750
00:51:19,425 --> 00:51:21,370
Yeah.
751
00:51:21,394 --> 00:51:22,772
Why don't you give her a
go, son?
752
00:51:22,796 --> 00:51:25,475
Oh, can I?
753
00:51:25,499 --> 00:51:26,475
Yeah, go for your life.
754
00:51:26,499 --> 00:51:27,810
Oh really?
755
00:51:27,834 --> 00:51:29,337
Thanks.
756
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:37,010
Oh, this is great!
757
00:51:48,655 --> 00:51:49,865
Shit.
758
00:51:49,889 --> 00:51:50,991
I need to...
759
00:51:53,660 --> 00:51:56,539
You need to plug it in first.
760
00:51:56,563 --> 00:51:58,932
Aye, that'd be the reason.
761
00:52:01,034 --> 00:52:04,647
Oh, why did you put the BigBoy
so far from the plug?
762
00:52:04,671 --> 00:52:07,082
It's called Feng Shui, Eric.
763
00:52:07,106 --> 00:52:10,319
Look, the grinder's here
so we're doing the feast, right?
764
00:52:10,343 --> 00:52:12,754
Well, Hans?
765
00:52:12,778 --> 00:52:14,691
- We postpone.
- Oh.
766
00:52:14,715 --> 00:52:16,526
On Australia Day?
767
00:52:16,550 --> 00:52:18,093
We haven't cancelled
an Australia Day celebration
768
00:52:18,117 --> 00:52:19,828
since the Great Famine.
769
00:52:19,852 --> 00:52:21,798
Yeah,
and what about the karaoke?
770
00:52:21,822 --> 00:52:23,665
I am the Chair.
771
00:52:23,689 --> 00:52:25,535
The Chair has spoken.
772
00:52:25,559 --> 00:52:27,903
Yeah, but I've spent weeks
on the colour scheme.
773
00:52:27,927 --> 00:52:30,673
It will still go ahead,
fear not.
774
00:52:30,697 --> 00:52:33,075
I'll get rid of Norman myself.
775
00:52:33,099 --> 00:52:34,944
That's what you said
when the pigs all died.
776
00:52:34,968 --> 00:52:36,578
You lied to us then.
777
00:52:36,602 --> 00:52:38,881
What's to say
you're telling the truth now?
778
00:52:38,905 --> 00:52:42,819
Need I remind you,
little brother
779
00:52:42,843 --> 00:52:45,087
that father chose me.
780
00:52:45,111 --> 00:52:47,522
Yeah, and you chose democracy.
781
00:52:47,546 --> 00:52:49,459
That accent's not
the only thing you brought back
782
00:52:49,483 --> 00:52:51,493
from your one summer
in Dusseldorf.
783
00:52:51,517 --> 00:52:53,495
The curse remains.
784
00:52:53,519 --> 00:52:57,066
Our community is under threat
from outsiders.
785
00:52:57,090 --> 00:53:00,569
We need strong
and decisive leadership.
786
00:53:00,593 --> 00:53:01,662
What was that?
787
00:53:08,901 --> 00:53:10,901
The spring roll's gone
walkabout.
788
00:53:19,412 --> 00:53:20,680
Oh-hoo!
789
00:53:23,950 --> 00:53:25,127
Come on!
790
00:53:25,151 --> 00:53:26,818
Border control, bitch!
791
00:53:34,461 --> 00:53:36,906
Fuck yeah!
792
00:53:36,930 --> 00:53:38,562
Hope you've had your Weet-Bix.
793
00:53:50,677 --> 00:53:52,888
And I was never
allowed to sit in the front seat.
794
00:53:52,912 --> 00:53:55,524
I mean, can you imagine
what that did to my self-esteem?
795
00:53:55,548 --> 00:53:56,691
Always being put second.
796
00:53:56,715 --> 00:53:58,660
Always playing
a supporting role.
797
00:53:58,684 --> 00:54:00,495
I mean, no wonder
I became an actress.
798
00:54:00,519 --> 00:54:02,564
I mean how was I,
an innocent child
799
00:54:02,588 --> 00:54:04,700
supposed to form
a positive sense of self
800
00:54:04,724 --> 00:54:07,937
in a regime of systemic,
sadistic,
801
00:54:07,961 --> 00:54:13,109
I mean emotionally manipulative,
cross-projecting abuse?
802
00:54:13,133 --> 00:54:14,944
I was put in an orphanage
after the police
803
00:54:14,968 --> 00:54:17,212
murdered my mother and father
in front of me
804
00:54:17,236 --> 00:54:19,115
which would explain
why I couldn't get a job,
805
00:54:19,139 --> 00:54:21,651
due to lack of qualifications
and skills.
806
00:54:21,675 --> 00:54:23,685
I had to steal tinned food
to support my daughter,
807
00:54:23,709 --> 00:54:25,153
then the government
took her away
808
00:54:25,177 --> 00:54:26,988
and now I'm stuck here
doing this job
809
00:54:27,012 --> 00:54:29,682
until I can get a court case
to get custody back.
810
00:54:31,617 --> 00:54:33,995
Yes, exactly.
811
00:54:34,019 --> 00:54:36,921
But hey, you'd do anything
for family, right?
812
00:54:43,530 --> 00:54:44,762
Mary?
813
00:55:08,622 --> 00:55:10,433
Daisy.
814
00:55:10,457 --> 00:55:11,923
Behind you.
815
00:55:33,046 --> 00:55:34,890
Leave him out here to rot.
816
00:55:34,914 --> 00:55:36,149
Yes, Daddy.
817
00:55:46,026 --> 00:55:51,873
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
818
00:55:51,897 --> 00:55:58,480
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
819
00:55:58,504 --> 00:56:04,986
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
820
00:56:05,010 --> 00:56:10,692
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
821
00:56:10,716 --> 00:56:18,656
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
822
00:56:23,129 --> 00:56:26,007
♪ Horror movie ♪
823
00:56:26,031 --> 00:56:29,111
♪ Horror movie ♪
824
00:56:29,135 --> 00:56:32,181
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
825
00:56:32,205 --> 00:56:35,116
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
826
00:56:35,140 --> 00:56:38,120
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
827
00:56:38,144 --> 00:56:41,056
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
828
00:56:41,080 --> 00:56:44,060
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
829
00:56:44,084 --> 00:56:46,995
♪ Shocking me
right out my brain ♪
830
00:56:47,019 --> 00:56:48,598
♪ It's bound to get you in ♪
831
00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,031
♪ Get you under your skin ♪
832
00:56:50,055 --> 00:56:51,533
♪ Hit you right on the chin ♪
833
00:56:51,557 --> 00:56:53,035
♪ Oh yeah ♪
834
00:56:53,059 --> 00:56:54,636
♪ It's bound to be a thriller ♪
835
00:56:54,660 --> 00:56:56,004
♪ Bound to be a chiller ♪
836
00:56:56,028 --> 00:56:57,507
♪ Bound to be a killer ♪
837
00:56:57,531 --> 00:56:59,074
♪ Oh yeah ♪
838
00:56:59,098 --> 00:57:02,078
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
839
00:57:02,102 --> 00:57:05,080
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
840
00:57:05,104 --> 00:57:08,083
♪ Horror movie,
right there on my TV ♪
841
00:57:08,107 --> 00:57:11,053
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
842
00:57:11,077 --> 00:57:12,154
♪ You're wishing it's a movie ♪
843
00:57:12,178 --> 00:57:14,022
♪ On the silver screen ♪
844
00:57:14,046 --> 00:57:15,223
♪ But you're tucked up in bed ♪
845
00:57:15,247 --> 00:57:16,958
♪ In a fever dream ♪
846
00:57:16,982 --> 00:57:18,160
♪ But way out here ♪
847
00:57:18,184 --> 00:57:19,995
♪ The house'll always win ♪
848
00:57:20,019 --> 00:57:21,564
♪ There's juicy white meat ♪
849
00:57:21,588 --> 00:57:22,797
♪ Underneath your skin ♪
850
00:57:22,821 --> 00:57:24,165
♪ It's your arse on a plate ♪
851
00:57:24,189 --> 00:57:26,002
♪ And your eyes on the side ♪
852
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:27,203
♪ We like foreign food too ♪
853
00:57:27,227 --> 00:57:28,803
♪ There's no racial divide ♪
854
00:57:28,827 --> 00:57:30,205
♪ Couldn't stop the boats ♪
855
00:57:30,229 --> 00:57:32,040
♪ Don't you dare stop
the planes ♪
856
00:57:32,064 --> 00:57:33,174
♪ Get 'em all in ♪
857
00:57:33,198 --> 00:57:35,602
♪ So we can eat their brains ♪
858
00:57:38,203 --> 00:57:40,941
It didn't mention this
on the visa application!
859
00:57:44,243 --> 00:57:45,721
♪ Horror movie ♪
860
00:57:45,745 --> 00:57:47,156
♪ Horror movie ♪
861
00:57:47,180 --> 00:57:48,613
♪ Horror movie ♪
862
00:58:02,629 --> 00:58:05,207
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
863
00:58:05,231 --> 00:58:07,935
♪ Shocking me right
out of my brain ♪
864
00:58:36,129 --> 00:58:37,138
Oil.
865
00:58:37,162 --> 00:58:39,708
The BigBoy 3000's
all clogged up!
866
00:58:39,732 --> 00:58:40,875
Bazza! Trev!
867
00:58:40,899 --> 00:58:42,011
Keep your eye on the grub.
868
00:58:42,035 --> 00:58:43,303
Come on!
869
00:58:48,374 --> 00:58:49,976
Bye, Norman.
870
00:59:05,992 --> 00:59:07,402
We should have bought a Kenwood.
871
00:59:07,426 --> 00:59:09,237
That's not helpful, Eric.
872
00:59:09,261 --> 00:59:11,906
Right, we need a...
let's see if we can find a...
873
00:59:11,930 --> 00:59:13,266
Anyone see a right wingnut?
874
00:59:44,164 --> 00:59:45,674
Hey, Jayne?
875
00:59:45,698 --> 00:59:47,334
How do you spell
pasty little bitch?
876
00:59:58,245 --> 01:00:00,823
You've let me down
you've let yourself down
877
01:00:00,847 --> 01:00:03,292
and you've let
our daughter down.
878
01:00:03,316 --> 01:00:04,893
Where is Jayne?
879
01:00:04,917 --> 01:00:06,250
Jayne!
880
01:00:10,490 --> 01:00:11,701
You chose family.
881
01:00:11,725 --> 01:00:16,605
No, you can't choose
your family.
882
01:00:16,629 --> 01:00:18,165
Razem.
883
01:00:23,937 --> 01:00:24,781
We need to call the police.
884
01:00:24,805 --> 01:00:26,315
No, look,
it's a government operation.
885
01:00:26,339 --> 01:00:27,382
Eating immigrants?
886
01:00:27,406 --> 01:00:29,484
This country is fucked.
887
01:00:29,508 --> 01:00:30,719
Now loak, I found a car
round the front.
888
01:00:30,743 --> 01:00:31,721
Wait.
889
01:00:31,745 --> 01:00:32,554
They've got Daisy.
890
01:00:32,578 --> 01:00:33,522
There's no time.
891
01:00:33,546 --> 01:00:34,957
Jayne!
892
01:00:34,981 --> 01:00:36,716
Norman, please.
893
01:00:41,287 --> 01:00:42,453
Jayne!
894
01:00:52,598 --> 01:00:53,710
Oh, come on, let's go.
895
01:00:53,734 --> 01:00:54,511
Go back. Go back.
896
01:00:54,535 --> 01:00:55,444
No, no, no, it's too dangerous.
897
01:00:55,468 --> 01:00:56,678
It's too dangerous,
it's too dangerous.
898
01:00:56,702 --> 01:00:58,270
Wait, wait, look!
899
01:01:12,318 --> 01:01:13,887
Tear them apart!
900
01:01:16,356 --> 01:01:17,356
Right.
901
01:01:19,026 --> 01:01:20,691
Car! Car, car, car!
902
01:01:29,468 --> 01:01:31,446
I have literally no idea
how to drive.
903
01:01:31,470 --> 01:01:32,748
Are you joking?
904
01:01:32,772 --> 01:01:33,774
Oh God!
905
01:01:46,053 --> 01:01:47,421
Get them!
906
01:01:48,655 --> 01:01:49,689
Anna.
907
01:01:53,493 --> 01:01:55,304
What's happening?
908
01:01:55,328 --> 01:01:56,328
Come on now!
909
01:01:57,830 --> 01:01:58,774
Anna, they're coming.
910
01:01:58,798 --> 01:01:59,509
I know that they're coming.
911
01:01:59,533 --> 01:02:00,442
I can see that they are coming.
912
01:02:00,466 --> 01:02:01,710
Get it!
913
01:02:01,734 --> 01:02:02,734
Follow me!
914
01:02:08,575 --> 01:02:09,852
Right, quick! Chase 'em!
915
01:02:09,876 --> 01:02:11,611
- Come on!
- Come on, Dad!
916
01:02:14,781 --> 01:02:16,617
Come here, little piggies!
917
01:02:24,390 --> 01:02:26,760
I'm gonna bite off
his tiny English cock!
918
01:02:29,763 --> 01:02:30,865
Anna?
919
01:02:34,434 --> 01:02:36,978
Anna, where are you?
920
01:02:37,002 --> 01:02:40,549
You're not leaving
without your teddy.
921
01:02:40,573 --> 01:02:42,484
He's a wombat,
922
01:02:42,508 --> 01:02:45,587
He's a child's plaything,
Norman.
923
01:02:45,611 --> 01:02:47,013
So what does that make you?
924
01:02:50,050 --> 01:02:51,082
Mateusz!
925
01:02:56,490 --> 01:02:58,000
Oh, what's the matter
with you people?
926
01:02:58,024 --> 01:02:59,535
What's wrong with chicken?
927
01:02:59,559 --> 01:03:01,404
Work with me, Norman.
928
01:03:01,428 --> 01:03:03,105
And we can defeat Apple.
929
01:03:03,129 --> 01:03:03,940
Defeat Apple?
930
01:03:03,964 --> 01:03:05,141
( You're the one
trying 0 ) / to kill us.
931
01:03:05,165 --> 01:03:09,712
No, they tried to kill me
because I'm trying to save yo.
932
01:03:09,736 --> 01:03:11,781
We're not so different,
you and I.
933
01:03:11,805 --> 01:03:13,616
Oh really?
934
01:03:13,640 --> 01:03:14,583
Because the last time I checked,
935
01:03:14,607 --> 01:03:18,020
I haven't eaten a ragu
made of human arse!
936
01:03:18,044 --> 01:03:21,757
But you really enjoyed
last night's dinner, didn't you?
937
01:03:21,781 --> 01:03:23,893
You can thank your mother
for that.
938
01:03:23,917 --> 01:03:26,495
You mean I ate my mother?
939
01:03:26,519 --> 01:03:27,864
Ate her?
940
01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:28,830
In the stew.
941
01:03:28,854 --> 01:03:30,600
You said so yourself.
942
01:03:30,624 --> 01:03:32,167
No, that was someone else.
943
01:03:32,191 --> 01:03:35,071
It was just
your mother's recipe.
944
01:03:35,095 --> 01:03:37,131
I would never eat my own wife.
945
01:03:38,932 --> 01:03:40,609
Wife?
946
01:03:40,633 --> 01:03:43,779
I loved her with all my heart.
947
01:03:43,803 --> 01:03:45,681
No.
948
01:03:45,705 --> 01:03:48,417
Ja, Norman.
949
01:03:48,441 --> 01:03:49,776
I am your
950
01:03:55,115 --> 01:03:56,714
I should...
951
01:04:15,868 --> 01:04:17,171
Who is she?
952
01:04:19,539 --> 01:04:21,583
She's our mother.
953
01:04:21,607 --> 01:04:23,486
Mama bear!
954
01:04:23,510 --> 01:04:26,122
Where are you?
955
01:04:26,146 --> 01:04:27,946
Come on babies.
956
01:04:40,627 --> 01:04:42,471
Gabby was my best friend.
957
01:04:42,495 --> 01:04:45,741
Oh, I couldn't believe it
when you answered the phone.
958
01:04:45,765 --> 01:04:47,844
Oh, with such
a lovely posh voice.
959
01:04:47,868 --> 01:04:50,078
You'll be safe in here.
960
01:04:50,102 --> 01:04:53,549
I've been watching you both,
waiting to talk to youse.
961
01:04:53,573 --> 01:04:54,649
Never mind the smell.
962
01:04:54,673 --> 01:04:56,042
It's just koala piss.
963
01:04:59,546 --> 01:05:00,790
After you.
964
01:05:00,814 --> 01:05:03,259
Eric was supposed
to finish Hans off.
965
01:05:03,283 --> 01:05:05,527
Are you okay, my little echidna?
966
01:05:05,551 --> 01:05:07,562
I told you to stay close!
967
01:05:07,586 --> 01:05:09,598
Now let's not get abusive,
Apple.
968
01:05:09,622 --> 01:05:11,500
I think he's only trying
to be empathetic.
969
01:05:11,524 --> 01:05:13,569
I'm not being abusive,
I'm being assertive.
970
01:05:13,593 --> 01:05:15,071
Well, I think you're projecting.
971
01:05:15,095 --> 01:05:16,806
I'm really starting to regret
giving you
972
01:05:16,830 --> 01:05:18,966
that counselling DVD
for Christmas, Clive.
973
01:05:23,970 --> 01:05:25,781
Mary.
974
01:05:25,805 --> 01:05:27,850
Hans must have kept her alive.
975
01:05:27,874 --> 01:05:30,553
Fucking Germans.
976
01:05:30,577 --> 01:05:33,221
If they escape,
they could blow the whole thing.
977
01:05:33,245 --> 01:05:35,123
They wouldn't dare.
978
01:05:35,147 --> 01:05:37,115
We've got something they want.
979
01:05:45,325 --> 01:05:47,870
That's your cue to follow me,
you morons!
980
01:05:47,894 --> 01:05:49,062
- Right.
- Yes, good.
981
01:06:13,553 --> 01:06:15,156
Oh God.
982
01:06:26,533 --> 01:06:28,201
Anna, look.
983
01:06:39,011 --> 01:06:40,914
Okay, so it is lesbian, then.
984
01:06:43,549 --> 01:06:44,659
Sit down.
985
01:06:44,683 --> 01:06:45,685
Sit.
986
01:06:48,087 --> 01:06:51,624
I can't believe I'm going
to see you eat your first grub.
987
01:06:55,728 --> 01:06:57,730
You first, Normie.
988
01:07:04,069 --> 01:07:05,281
Ha!
989
01:07:05,305 --> 01:07:06,748
You're like your Dad.
990
01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:08,075
He loved his grubs.
991
01:07:12,846 --> 01:07:14,891
What's wrong?
992
01:07:14,915 --> 01:07:18,127
I can't believe he's gone.
993
01:07:18,151 --> 01:07:20,295
We met in Dusseldorf.
994
01:07:20,319 --> 01:07:23,766
We got hitched and he brought me
back here to meet the relos.
995
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:26,168
Oh, he was such a good man.
996
01:07:26,192 --> 01:07:28,603
He killed and ate people.
997
01:07:28,627 --> 01:07:32,607
Yeah, I know, but human flesh
is so addictive,
998
01:07:32,631 --> 01:07:33,875
it drives you bonkers.
999
01:07:33,899 --> 01:07:35,677
It's like crack.
1000
01:07:35,701 --> 01:07:37,212
I disagree.
1001
01:07:37,236 --> 01:07:40,049
The villagers got a taste
for it after the pigs died
1002
01:07:40,073 --> 01:07:41,851
and they started feasting
on the deceased,
1003
01:07:41,875 --> 01:07:44,152
but that wasn't enough.
1004
01:07:44,176 --> 01:07:48,558
So you just stood by
and watched innocent people die.
1005
01:07:48,582 --> 01:07:49,926
Why didn't you stand up
against them?
1006
01:07:49,950 --> 01:07:51,661
Why didn't you fight?
1007
01:07:51,685 --> 01:07:53,795
Because they would have
killed Daisy.
1008
01:07:53,819 --> 01:07:55,864
Daisy? What do you mean, Daisy?
1009
01:07:55,888 --> 01:07:58,099
I tried to escape with her
so many times,
1010
01:07:58,123 --> 01:08:01,570
but Bad Apple and her gang
brought her back.
1011
01:08:01,594 --> 01:08:04,273
Daisy was only allowed to live
because Hans pretended
1012
01:08:04,297 --> 01:08:08,110
to execute me as punishment
and they believed him,
1013
01:08:08,134 --> 01:08:10,279
That's why I've been
living here, alone,
1014
01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:12,715
for so long.
1015
01:08:12,739 --> 01:08:16,017
I'm sorry, but I'd already lost
two children.
1016
01:08:16,041 --> 01:08:19,688
I just couldn't bear to lose
another one.
1017
01:08:19,712 --> 01:08:20,755
Wait.
1018
01:08:20,779 --> 01:08:23,892
That means Daisy is...
1019
01:08:23,916 --> 01:08:25,950
Your little sister.
1020
01:08:27,754 --> 01:08:29,699
Did you hear that,
Luke Skywalker?
1021
01:08:29,723 --> 01:08:31,254
She's your sister.
1022
01:08:34,661 --> 01:08:36,160
They've got her.
1023
01:08:49,341 --> 01:08:50,620
Where's the cash?
1024
01:08:50,644 --> 01:08:51,645
In the shed.
1025
01:08:53,278 --> 01:08:56,659
She was stealing from Mummy.
1026
01:08:56,683 --> 01:09:00,218
And now she's gonna burn
on the barbie.
1027
01:09:28,180 --> 01:09:28,923
These are wet.
1028
01:09:28,947 --> 01:09:29,624
Who wet these?
1029
01:09:29,648 --> 01:09:31,160
- Did you wet those?
- Sorry.
1030
01:09:31,184 --> 01:09:32,661
God, you're pathetic.
1031
01:09:32,685 --> 01:09:34,864
- Whose side are you on?
- Yours, Mummy.
1032
01:09:34,888 --> 01:09:36,097
Then pull down your tank top,
1033
01:09:36,121 --> 01:09:38,124
be a man and go
and find me fire.
1034
01:09:43,295 --> 01:09:45,441
Don't overdo it, Aps.
1035
01:09:45,465 --> 01:09:48,209
Do not undermine me in public.
1036
01:09:48,233 --> 01:09:50,245
Okay, there's no need
to escalate, right?
1037
01:09:50,269 --> 01:09:53,449
Why don't we all just try
and drop the argument ball?
1038
01:09:53,473 --> 01:09:54,150
How can I drop the ball?
1039
01:09:54,174 --> 01:09:55,284
I never even touched the ball.
1040
01:09:55,308 --> 01:09:56,017
He threw the ball.
1041
01:09:56,041 --> 01:09:56,986
Alright, I'm dropping the ball.
1042
01:09:57,010 --> 01:09:58,721
I'm dropping the ball.
The ball's dropped.
1043
01:09:58,745 --> 01:10:01,057
What are we playing?
1044
01:10:01,081 --> 01:10:03,851
So we're related to everyone?
1045
01:10:05,751 --> 01:10:08,364
Nothing worse
than extended family.
1046
01:10:08,388 --> 01:10:09,365
No!
1047
01:10:09,389 --> 01:10:11,366
No, don't go.
1048
01:10:11,390 --> 01:10:12,901
It's a trap.
1049
01:10:12,925 --> 01:10:16,729
Come on, we have to think.
1050
01:10:23,470 --> 01:10:24,869
Nothing.
1051
01:10:40,819 --> 01:10:41,988
Get off me.
1052
01:10:44,791 --> 01:10:48,270
Oi, Morris.
1053
01:10:48,294 --> 01:10:50,363
That little piggy
is not for sale.
1054
01:10:51,430 --> 01:10:52,929
Shit!
1055
01:10:56,402 --> 01:10:57,346
Piggy's not for sale?
1056
01:10:57,370 --> 01:11:00,440
What are you,
some sort of gay superhero?
1057
01:11:02,041 --> 01:11:03,185
Oh, God.
1058
01:11:03,209 --> 01:11:05,286
Come on,
1059
01:11:05,310 --> 01:11:06,746
Go warm up the grinder, love.
1060
01:11:08,514 --> 01:11:10,249
I'm gonna eat his balls.
1061
01:11:16,488 --> 01:11:18,424
Step away from my brother,
bitch.
1062
01:11:20,260 --> 01:11:22,504
Oh, fuck!
1063
01:11:22,528 --> 01:11:25,074
Fucking, fucking, fucking!
1064
01:11:25,098 --> 01:11:26,433
What the fuck!
1065
01:11:34,006 --> 01:11:35,776
Oh, Eric!
1066
01:11:40,947 --> 01:11:42,449
Stop her, boys!
1067
01:12:33,666 --> 01:12:34,944
Anna! Anna!
1068
01:12:34,968 --> 01:12:35,878
Watch out!
1069
01:12:35,902 --> 01:12:38,247
Come here, ya vegan mole!
1070
01:12:38,271 --> 01:12:39,740
For fuck's sake!
1071
01:12:48,714 --> 01:12:49,749
Ow.
1072
01:12:58,290 --> 01:12:59,101
Watch out! Watch out!
1073
01:12:59,125 --> 01:13:00,261
Watch out!
1074
01:13:17,811 --> 01:13:19,112
You need more protein, love.
1075
01:13:52,812 --> 01:13:54,190
Jesus!
1076
01:13:54,214 --> 01:13:56,057
- Go get your sister.
- Yeah, yeah!
1077
01:13:56,081 --> 01:13:57,250
Dad!
1078
01:14:04,758 --> 01:14:06,327
This is for the pigs.
1079
01:14:08,661 --> 01:14:09,729
Daisy!
1080
01:14:12,031 --> 01:14:13,664
Norman!
1081
01:14:31,750 --> 01:14:33,829
No! No!
1082
01:14:33,853 --> 01:14:34,896
No, stay with me.
1083
01:14:34,920 --> 01:14:35,998
Stay with me, stay with me. -.
1084
01:14:36,022 --> 01:14:36,932
It's okay.
1085
01:14:36,956 --> 01:14:38,625
- 4 - It's gonna be okay.
- Get back, go on!
1086
01:14:40,994 --> 01:14:43,004
It's only a flesh wound.
1087
01:14:43,028 --> 01:14:45,366
I've had shits done more damage.
1088
01:14:49,201 --> 01:14:50,445
Se, I can't lose you.
1089
01:14:50,469 --> 01:14:51,814
I've only just found you.
1090
01:14:51,838 --> 01:14:53,248
Oh, Norm.
1091
01:14:53,272 --> 01:14:56,017
Oh, you sweetheart.
1092
01:14:56,041 --> 01:15:01,881
You're so proud, so determined
and just a little bit girly.
1093
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:14,102
Did you know that losing
my little boy
1094
01:15:14,126 --> 01:15:16,439
well that did make me
the saddest mother
1095
01:15:16,463 --> 01:15:18,365
in the whole world.
1096
01:15:19,631 --> 01:15:27,449
But seeing you grow into a man
it's made me the proudest ever.
1097
01:15:27,473 --> 01:15:28,875
Ever.
1098
01:15:32,245 --> 01:15:33,245
Norman!
1099
01:15:35,982 --> 01:15:37,226
Go on.
1100
01:15:37,250 --> 01:15:38,819
You know what to do.
1101
01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:42,064
Oh, you.
1102
01:15:42,088 --> 01:15:43,088
Go on.
1103
01:15:54,768 --> 01:15:57,312
God, I love the way
you tie people up.
1104
01:15:57,336 --> 01:15:58,948
Only for you, Mama bear.
1105
01:15:58,972 --> 01:16:00,482
Why do we ever fight?
1106
01:16:00,506 --> 01:16:01,842
I don't know.
1107
01:16:05,344 --> 01:16:06,379
Let her go.
1108
01:16:10,849 --> 01:16:14,497
One more step
and I'll mince her.
1109
01:16:14,521 --> 01:16:16,490
Put your weapons down.
1110
01:16:20,994 --> 01:16:22,538
Did you really think
you could come back here
1111
01:16:22,562 --> 01:16:25,975
with your dirty blood
and destroy what we've built?
1112
01:16:25,999 --> 01:16:27,401
This is Australia.
1113
01:16:32,138 --> 01:16:33,449
Tie them up, baby.
1114
01:16:33,473 --> 01:16:36,552
You know what it does to me.
1115
01:16:36,576 --> 01:16:40,021
Let me see your hands,
you pommy prick.
1116
01:16:40,045 --> 01:16:41,524
No.
1117
01:16:41,548 --> 01:16:43,292
Norman, I really don't think
this is the time
1118
01:16:43,316 --> 01:16:45,018
to discover bravery.
1119
01:16:50,022 --> 01:16:52,258
I've had tapeworms bigger
than those arms, mate.
1120
01:17:17,985 --> 01:17:20,897
And the pig dies in five,
1121
01:17:20,921 --> 01:17:22,364
four,
1122
01:17:22,388 --> 01:17:23,498
three,
1123
01:17:23,522 --> 01:17:24,800
two,
1124
01:17:24,824 --> 01:17:26,293
one.
1125
01:17:28,962 --> 01:17:30,594
Baby bear!
1126
01:17:43,276 --> 01:17:44,453
Enough.
1127
01:17:44,477 --> 01:17:45,812
This ends now.
1128
01:17:49,315 --> 01:17:50,693
Plug her back in.
1129
01:17:50,717 --> 01:17:51,883
Do it!
1130
01:18:05,998 --> 01:18:08,001
Get in, Baby Spice.
1131
01:18:14,307 --> 01:18:15,484
Let's hope
the constipation queen
1132
01:18:15,508 --> 01:18:16,910
doesn't clog her up.
1133
01:18:22,682 --> 01:18:24,294
Wait.
1134
01:18:24,318 --> 01:18:25,820
You're not stalling this time,
boy.
1135
01:18:27,954 --> 01:18:29,299
I want to do it myself.
1136
01:18:29,323 --> 01:18:31,333
Do you think I'm an idiot?
1137
01:18:31,357 --> 01:18:32,902
Pass me the button.
1138
01:18:32,926 --> 01:18:34,403
She's my family.
1139
01:18:34,427 --> 01:18:36,605
If anyone's gonna do this,
it's me.
1140
01:18:36,629 --> 01:18:40,076
Well there's no benefit for me
in that, I'm afraid.
1141
01:18:40,100 --> 01:18:41,877
Then what if I ate
Annabelle instead?
1142
01:18:41,901 --> 01:18:43,645
- What?
- What?
1143
01:18:43,669 --> 01:18:47,516
What if I ate her alive?
1144
01:18:47,540 --> 01:18:49,452
Why would you do that?
1145
01:18:49,476 --> 01:18:51,821
- Because she's a bitch.
- Excuse me?
1146
01:18:51,845 --> 01:18:53,989
Because she's a bitch.
1147
01:18:54,013 --> 01:18:55,957
Oh, she's a total bitch.
1148
01:18:55,981 --> 01:18:58,394
- She's a parasite.
- How dare you!
1149
01:18:58,418 --> 01:18:59,796
We're going to die anyway,
Apple.
1150
01:18:59,820 --> 01:19:01,496
- You're bullshitting.
- I'm not.
1151
01:19:01,520 --> 01:19:02,532
- You wouldn't.
- Would.
1152
01:19:02,556 --> 01:19:03,565
- No you wouldn't.
- He would.
1153
01:19:03,589 --> 01:19:04,901
- Shut up!
- No, you shut up.
1154
01:19:04,925 --> 01:19:05,801
Leech.
1155
01:19:05,825 --> 01:19:07,937
I don't believe you.
1156
01:19:07,961 --> 01:19:11,073
What have you got to lose?
1157
01:19:11,097 --> 01:19:13,009
Go on, Apple.
1158
01:19:13,033 --> 01:19:15,711
Play with your food a little.
1159
01:19:15,735 --> 01:19:16,803
Alright.
1160
01:19:19,004 --> 01:19:21,617
Try anything, and you all die.
1161
01:19:21,641 --> 01:19:23,786
Norman, I hope you know
what you're doing.
1162
01:19:23,810 --> 01:19:25,780
Well get on with it
or I'll gut the pack of ya!
1163
01:19:37,690 --> 01:19:38,535
Well I guess now we know
1164
01:19:38,559 --> 01:19:40,090
where you get
your athleticism from.
1165
01:19:53,672 --> 01:19:56,010
♪♪
Now, listen.
1166
01:19:58,945 --> 01:20:02,457
No need to do anything stupid.
1167
01:20:02,481 --> 01:20:04,394
I can talk about your record.
1168
01:20:04,418 --> 01:20:05,528
Get you a pardon.
1169
01:20:05,552 --> 01:20:07,496
You can see your daughter.
1170
01:20:07,520 --> 01:20:08,965
Apari,
1171
01:20:08,989 --> 01:20:10,465
Brother.
1172
01:20:10,489 --> 01:20:12,602
It's Apari.
1173
01:20:12,626 --> 01:20:15,730
And I'm not
your fuekin' brother.
1174
01:20:20,467 --> 01:20:24,472
Hey, you dirty Abo bastard!
1175
01:20:30,877 --> 01:20:35,013
"Fuckin" foreigners!
1176
01:20:49,195 --> 01:20:50,939
Is anyone else hungry?
1177
01:20:50,963 --> 01:20:51,974
Yeah.
1178
01:20:51,998 --> 01:20:54,076
Starving.
1179
01:20:54,100 --> 01:20:56,879
I could murder a witchetty grub.
1180
01:20:56,903 --> 01:20:58,606
I think we need a new diet.
1181
01:21:02,242 --> 01:21:04,754
Suppose I'll clean it up myself,
then.
1182
01:21:04,778 --> 01:21:06,678
Fuckin' foreigners.
1183
01:22:16,181 --> 01:22:18,728
Hello sir,
what can we do for you?
1184
01:22:18,752 --> 01:22:20,763
What's all this foreign shit?
1185
01:22:20,787 --> 01:22:22,031
Haven't you got any meat?
1186
01:22:22,055 --> 01:22:24,533
Oh, we're vegan, actually.
1187
01:22:24,557 --> 01:22:26,202
Fuckin' poms.
1188
01:22:26,226 --> 01:22:29,071
This is Australia.
1189
01:22:29,095 --> 01:22:32,563
I'm sure we can make
an exception for you, sir.
73151
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