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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,429 --> 00:00:15,557 * Snowflakes and candy canes * 2 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:19,144 * Frosty cookies and big parades * 3 00:00:19,644 --> 00:00:22,647 * Just a few of the wonderous things * 4 00:00:23,231 --> 00:00:26,109 * On this holiday season * 5 00:00:27,193 --> 00:00:30,113 * Decorating our Christmas tree * 6 00:00:30,780 --> 00:00:33,324 * Singing carols so merily... * 7 00:00:33,366 --> 00:00:38,371 And now, the pies de resistance. 8 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:39,914 My gosh, more food. 9 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,584 I mean, how is that even possible? 10 00:00:42,625 --> 00:00:45,170 Don't worry, we're gonna jog it off tomorrow. 11 00:00:45,211 --> 00:00:46,629 You guys know my motto... 12 00:00:46,963 --> 00:00:49,549 There's always room for dessert! 13 00:00:49,591 --> 00:00:50,800 Yes. 14 00:00:50,842 --> 00:00:52,802 Yeah, not after five courses. No. 15 00:00:53,303 --> 00:00:56,306 Okay, fine. I'm going to put it in the kitchen 16 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,350 in case anybody changes their mind. 17 00:00:58,391 --> 00:00:59,809 Okay, whoa, whoa, whoa. 18 00:01:00,310 --> 00:01:02,771 Just out of curiosity, what is for dessert? 19 00:01:02,812 --> 00:01:05,607 Oh, this is my signature recipe. 20 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:10,612 Pumpkin Cheesecake with a graham cracker crust. 21 00:01:10,653 --> 00:01:13,865 You're killing me. Is that maple whip cream? 22 00:01:13,907 --> 00:01:15,867 -Yes. -All right, put that down. 23 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,578 I'm gonna grab a slice. I cannot! 24 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:24,626 This has been the best Christmas with you guys. 25 00:01:24,668 --> 00:01:27,671 I want to do this every Christmas Eve. 26 00:01:28,463 --> 00:01:30,674 Let's make Christmas Eve dinner our tradition. 27 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:33,760 Okay, and I think I speak for our family 28 00:01:33,802 --> 00:01:36,304 when I say we are in. 29 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,932 Yes. Can you cut it while I get some plates? 30 00:01:38,973 --> 00:01:42,394 It's so pretty, I don't wanna cut it, but I'm going to. 31 00:01:42,435 --> 00:01:44,354 Okay, guys, come on, get in position. 32 00:01:44,396 --> 00:01:46,356 -Yay! -Get in front of the tree. 33 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:48,692 I don't wanna stand next to her. 34 00:01:49,317 --> 00:01:51,444 -Why don't you go outside? -Skye! 35 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:52,362 Be nice. 36 00:01:53,363 --> 00:01:55,323 -Look at the supermodel. -Dork. 37 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,950 -Jake! -Skye! 38 00:01:56,991 --> 00:01:59,786 Oh, my Gosh, someday you guys are gonna get along. 39 00:01:59,828 --> 00:02:00,829 -Never. -Never. 40 00:02:00,870 --> 00:02:02,455 Would you look at that. 41 00:02:02,497 --> 00:02:03,790 We're finally agreeing on something. 42 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:05,750 Honey, come on. Come on, you guys. 43 00:02:05,792 --> 00:02:07,711 -Get in front of the tree. -Okay. 44 00:02:07,752 --> 00:02:08,878 Get in tight, everybody. 45 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:10,630 Come on. Nice. 46 00:02:10,672 --> 00:02:13,633 And everyone say, "Pumpkin Cheesecake!" 47 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,885 -Pumpkin Cheesecake! -Pumpkin Cheesecake! 48 00:02:21,725 --> 00:02:23,893 * Dashing through the snow * 49 00:02:24,436 --> 00:02:27,564 * In a one-horse open sleigh * 50 00:02:27,605 --> 00:02:30,358 * O'er the fields we go * 51 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:33,403 * We're laughing all the way * 52 00:02:33,778 --> 00:02:36,364 * Bells on bobtails ring * 53 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:39,325 * They're making spirits bright * 54 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:42,370 * Oh-oh, what fun to laugh and sing * 55 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:44,914 * A sleighing song tonight * 56 00:02:44,956 --> 00:02:48,460 * Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells * 57 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,629 * Jingle all the way * 58 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:54,382 * Oh, what fun it is to ride * 59 00:02:54,424 --> 00:02:57,635 * In a one-horse open sleigh * 60 00:02:57,677 --> 00:03:00,555 * Jingle bells, jingle bells * 61 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:03,558 * Jingle all the way * 62 00:03:03,600 --> 00:03:06,436 * Oh, what fun it is to ride * 63 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:09,731 * In a one-horse open sleigh * 64 00:03:30,335 --> 00:03:31,628 Thanks for coming in. 65 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:35,882 Hey. 66 00:03:37,550 --> 00:03:39,761 -That's what you wore to your interview? -Online. Waist-high. 67 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:43,682 -Oh... -And they're only hiring unpaid interns. 68 00:03:43,723 --> 00:03:46,017 -Two summers from now. -I'm okay with that 69 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,811 because I like having you around. 70 00:03:48,645 --> 00:03:50,814 You'll get something very soon. 71 00:03:50,855 --> 00:03:52,774 "Big flex!" Did I say that right? 72 00:03:52,816 --> 00:03:54,776 I'm thinking you shouldn't be saying it. 73 00:03:54,818 --> 00:03:56,361 -Okay, Pooh Bear. -Mom! 74 00:03:58,488 --> 00:03:59,614 You're painting over dad? 75 00:03:59,948 --> 00:04:00,824 Yeah. 76 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:04,661 I think it's better composition. 77 00:04:04,703 --> 00:04:06,621 Also, I feel if we're officially divorced, 78 00:04:06,663 --> 00:04:09,082 he doesn't get to be in my art anymore. 79 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,627 -You okay, Mom? -Yeah. 80 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,337 I'm fine. You're coming tonight? 81 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:16,089 What's tonight? 82 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:17,924 Christmas charades at the Riveras'. 83 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,050 Skye will be there. 84 00:04:19,968 --> 00:04:22,345 I think I'm gonna sit this one out. 85 00:04:37,861 --> 00:04:40,864 Honey, I love it so much when you're home with us. 86 00:04:40,905 --> 00:04:42,407 Oh... Missed you guys too. 87 00:04:42,991 --> 00:04:45,577 And I'll be back permanently in June so. 88 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:48,496 But then you're going to apply to grad school 89 00:04:48,538 --> 00:04:50,165 and then you're going to intern, 90 00:04:50,206 --> 00:04:53,418 and you'll have a corner office at a Fortune 500 company. 91 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:55,837 And I kind of feel like this is 92 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,797 like our last Christmas together. 93 00:04:58,673 --> 00:05:02,886 MBA, 80-hour-a-week job, marriage, kids, grandkids, 94 00:05:02,927 --> 00:05:05,138 and funeral arrangements. 95 00:05:05,722 --> 00:05:07,682 Might as well end it right now. 96 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:10,685 Okay. 97 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:15,732 Let's just get through the holidays. 98 00:05:16,566 --> 00:05:17,442 Okay. 99 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:28,453 -Tank! -Oh! 100 00:05:28,495 --> 00:05:29,579 Oh, sorry. 101 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,041 He's excited to be out of the city. 102 00:05:33,083 --> 00:05:36,586 Hi. Well, you know what, to be fair, I do have meat. 103 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,922 Are you in town for the holidays? 104 00:05:39,589 --> 00:05:40,965 Kind of a working holiday. 105 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:43,051 I'm renting the house down the block. 106 00:05:43,093 --> 00:05:45,679 Oh, the Morgan place. You must be the writer. 107 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,556 I guess everybody here does know everybody. 108 00:05:48,598 --> 00:05:50,934 Oh, you have no idea. 109 00:05:51,142 --> 00:05:54,813 So welcome to the other North Pole. 110 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,732 The one without polar bears and elves. 111 00:05:57,774 --> 00:05:59,734 But you do have reindeer. 112 00:05:59,776 --> 00:06:03,196 Usually they pass through here every year except for last year 113 00:06:03,238 --> 00:06:06,241 and it doesn't look like we'll see them this year either. 114 00:06:06,282 --> 00:06:08,451 -Oh, no. -The Wildlife Bureau 115 00:06:08,493 --> 00:06:10,578 was supposed to send someone out so. 116 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:15,166 Hey, is there something fun going on over here without me? 117 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,670 -Trish, this is... -Kendall Curry. 118 00:06:18,712 --> 00:06:20,130 Hi, Trish Rivera. 119 00:06:20,171 --> 00:06:22,215 Self-proclaimed Queen of the North Pole. 120 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:23,925 Mother of all cheesecakes 121 00:06:23,967 --> 00:06:25,802 and breaker of game-night records. 122 00:06:26,094 --> 00:06:27,637 I'm Diana Forester. 123 00:06:27,846 --> 00:06:29,055 You're Trish and Diana. 124 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,017 You've heard of us? 125 00:06:32,058 --> 00:06:34,602 Literally everyone I've met in North Pole 126 00:06:34,644 --> 00:06:36,187 seems to talk about you two. 127 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,106 The unstoppable duo who wins 128 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:40,567 the home decorating contest every Christmas. 129 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:42,610 Oh, well, that's Trish. That's all Trish. 130 00:06:42,652 --> 00:06:45,030 -I just help her out. -That's so not true. 131 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,990 Diana is the yin to my yang. 132 00:06:47,032 --> 00:06:51,036 Would you mind if I take a photo of you two for American Life? 133 00:06:51,077 --> 00:06:51,995 The website? 134 00:06:52,287 --> 00:06:53,163 That's the one. 135 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:56,875 -We love American Life. -We do and it's about time 136 00:06:56,916 --> 00:06:59,085 you did a story in our little town. 137 00:06:59,127 --> 00:07:01,046 Well, that's a perfect place to start. 138 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,672 -Okay. -Okay, smile. 139 00:07:07,594 --> 00:07:08,803 Now that's a friendship. 140 00:07:08,845 --> 00:07:10,972 -Can I see? -You look great. 141 00:07:11,014 --> 00:07:13,016 -You too. -You both look great. 142 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:15,643 Oh, duty calls. It was nice meeting you two. 143 00:07:15,685 --> 00:07:17,604 Yeah, I'm sure we'll see you again. 144 00:07:17,645 --> 00:07:18,605 Merry Christmas. 145 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:21,566 -Hey, see that purse? -Yeah. 146 00:07:22,025 --> 00:07:22,859 Fake Fendi. 147 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:24,694 How can you tell? 148 00:07:25,028 --> 00:07:26,821 Because I have a real one. 149 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:31,659 All right, Tin Soldier! 150 00:07:33,703 --> 00:07:34,579 Um... 151 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,083 Nutcracker! 152 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,840 -Pear tree. -Yes! 153 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:46,883 What? 154 00:07:46,925 --> 00:07:48,843 That is another win! 155 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:51,304 That is a three-peat for the Riveras! 156 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,849 And this would not be a party 157 00:07:54,891 --> 00:07:58,186 without Diana's fabulous Da Vinci cookies. 158 00:07:58,228 --> 00:08:00,563 A true culinary art, people. 159 00:08:00,605 --> 00:08:02,065 And you know my motto. 160 00:08:02,399 --> 00:08:04,150 There's always room 161 00:08:04,192 --> 00:08:06,194 -for dessert! -For dessert! 162 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:07,112 Yes, there is. 163 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,238 Yes. 164 00:08:09,155 --> 00:08:10,073 All right. 165 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,743 One lone cookie left. 166 00:08:14,828 --> 00:08:15,745 Ooh... 167 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:21,292 Painted in 1503... 168 00:08:21,918 --> 00:08:24,254 In oil, not canola. 169 00:08:26,172 --> 00:08:27,799 Paid attention in art history. 170 00:08:28,758 --> 00:08:30,885 Thank you for recommending the course. 171 00:08:31,177 --> 00:08:32,303 It was really interesting. 172 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:34,347 Hey, where's Jake? 173 00:08:35,640 --> 00:08:36,933 He's job hunting. 174 00:08:38,435 --> 00:08:40,687 Yeah, we thought that a diploma from his Ivy-League school 175 00:08:40,729 --> 00:08:42,897 would guarantee him a job right away, but... 176 00:08:42,939 --> 00:08:45,650 That is why Skye is going to grad school. 177 00:08:45,692 --> 00:08:46,943 You'll thank me later. 178 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,780 I'm sorry. I'm got to take this. It's a work thing. 179 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:53,825 Are you helping my mom out with Best Holiday House again? 180 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:57,078 Uh, yes, she is and we're going to win 181 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,121 another Golden Reindeer. 182 00:08:59,247 --> 00:09:00,749 She does love winning. 183 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:03,043 It's not the worst quality to have. 184 00:09:04,002 --> 00:09:08,798 It is if you text "Pear tree" to your charades partner. 185 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:11,092 Uh-huh. 186 00:09:12,469 --> 00:09:14,262 Okay. All right, she does bend the rules sometimes 187 00:09:14,304 --> 00:09:15,764 but it's harmless. 188 00:09:16,306 --> 00:09:20,268 You know? And then she will host a dozen fundraisers 189 00:09:20,310 --> 00:09:21,811 to make up for that. 190 00:09:24,147 --> 00:09:25,648 You're such a good friend. 191 00:09:26,191 --> 00:09:27,776 You always defend her. 192 00:09:28,318 --> 00:09:31,404 Yeah, I guess I do. So, when do we get 193 00:09:31,446 --> 00:09:34,074 -to meet this new boyfriend? -Oh, no, we don't. 194 00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,368 That's over and done. 195 00:09:36,910 --> 00:09:39,204 I'm single and so not ready to mingle. 196 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:40,663 I hear that. 197 00:09:40,997 --> 00:09:43,124 At least we've got each other this Christmas. 198 00:09:43,166 --> 00:09:44,918 Come here. Give me a hug. 199 00:09:45,835 --> 00:09:48,296 -Thank you. -Thank you. 200 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:55,345 Honey, will you please take this over to Jake, please? 201 00:09:56,304 --> 00:09:57,722 Do I have to? 202 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:00,975 Yes, you have to. It's Christmas. 203 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:02,686 Go, walk it over, please. 204 00:10:03,103 --> 00:10:04,020 Fine. 205 00:10:04,771 --> 00:10:05,730 Thank you. 206 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:09,859 -I know, right? -Please. 207 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,027 -Can you please? -Yeah. 208 00:10:11,069 --> 00:10:11,986 Thank you. 209 00:10:14,864 --> 00:10:17,867 -Keep going. Keep going. -I'm gonna give you a generous pour. 210 00:10:17,909 --> 00:10:20,912 -Don't stop, please. Thank you. Delicious. -We'll just kill that bottle. 211 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,205 Merry Christmas. 212 00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:28,044 * I saw three ships come sailing in * 213 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:37,012 * On Christmas day, on Christmas day * 214 00:10:37,053 --> 00:10:40,015 * I saw three ships come sailing in * 215 00:10:40,056 --> 00:10:44,060 * On Christmas day, on Christmas day * 216 00:10:44,769 --> 00:10:48,481 * I saw three ships come sailing in * 217 00:10:48,523 --> 00:10:53,028 * On Christmas day, on Christmas day * 218 00:10:53,069 --> 00:10:57,824 * On Christmas day, on Christmas day * 219 00:10:58,825 --> 00:10:59,909 Ho, ho, ho! 220 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,250 That just came on. 221 00:11:08,418 --> 00:11:09,336 Uh-huh. 222 00:11:12,797 --> 00:11:15,133 What? You never seen a four pack before? 223 00:11:16,259 --> 00:11:17,802 Looks more like a two. 224 00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:20,972 Leftovers. Thanks. 225 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:24,267 Hope I'm not stealing you away from Frat Boy. 226 00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,854 We're not together anymore. 227 00:11:30,273 --> 00:11:31,149 Oh! 228 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,444 Skye Rivera without a boyfriend on Christmas. 229 00:11:34,944 --> 00:11:35,820 That's a first. 230 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:38,031 For you too, huh? 231 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:43,036 First Christmas without your dad here. 232 00:11:43,078 --> 00:11:45,288 Yeah, well, he wasn't all that here 233 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,873 even when he was around. 234 00:11:47,248 --> 00:11:50,502 And now he's with his new wife. So that'd be a little... 235 00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:52,462 -Awkward. -Yeah. 236 00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,508 So, he broke up with you or... 237 00:11:57,425 --> 00:11:58,301 I ended it. 238 00:11:58,968 --> 00:11:59,844 Good. 239 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:03,098 -Good? -I mean, good. 240 00:12:03,890 --> 00:12:06,851 I'm glad you did it, so you're not heartbroken. 241 00:12:08,061 --> 00:12:09,896 Wouldn't want to ruin your Christmas. 242 00:12:09,938 --> 00:12:10,814 Mh. 243 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:12,482 Surprised you care. 244 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:14,859 I don't, really. 245 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,321 But with us knowing each other for so long and all... 246 00:12:19,948 --> 00:12:20,824 Yep. 247 00:12:21,491 --> 00:12:22,534 Long time. 248 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,119 Yeah. Long time. 249 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,373 Anyway, I better get back. 250 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,250 See you around. 251 00:12:31,042 --> 00:12:31,918 Yeah, see you. 252 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,381 I like your hair. 253 00:12:37,173 --> 00:12:38,925 Brunette's a good look on you. 254 00:12:40,969 --> 00:12:41,886 Wait. 255 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:47,392 Was that a compliment from Jake Forester? 256 00:12:47,684 --> 00:12:50,562 No, it's just an observation. 257 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:54,482 Thanks for the observation. 258 00:12:56,609 --> 00:12:57,527 Merry Christmas. 259 00:12:58,153 --> 00:12:59,029 Merry Christmas. 260 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,540 * Every day is Christmas * 261 00:13:11,166 --> 00:13:14,044 * Every day is Christmas * 262 00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:23,219 * Every day is Christmas if you want * 263 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:30,435 * You only got so many minutes in a day * 264 00:13:31,061 --> 00:13:34,606 * So you make the choice to celebrate * 265 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,107 Oh! 266 00:13:36,149 --> 00:13:39,944 * Or run away on a rainy day * 267 00:13:39,986 --> 00:13:40,904 Tank! 268 00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:48,161 * Oh, if you knew how loved you are * 269 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:57,087 * Every day is Christmas if you want * 270 00:13:58,672 --> 00:14:00,465 What happened to all the reindeer? 271 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,259 I thought there was supposed to be reindeer. 272 00:14:03,301 --> 00:14:05,178 Well, not anymore I guess, 273 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:08,223 but it's still full of holiday spirit around here. 274 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,059 There is this house decorating contest on Christmas Eve. 275 00:14:11,101 --> 00:14:13,353 The entire town goes bananas for it. 276 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,939 And there are these two women, Trish and Diana. 277 00:14:15,980 --> 00:14:18,983 They're best friends and they team up every year and win. 278 00:14:19,025 --> 00:14:21,069 They're like local legends. 279 00:14:21,111 --> 00:14:22,570 They're perfect for American Life. 280 00:14:22,612 --> 00:14:24,948 Okay, okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. 281 00:14:24,989 --> 00:14:28,243 We are no longer interested in American Life. 282 00:14:28,284 --> 00:14:31,413 But it's literally the name of the website. 283 00:14:31,454 --> 00:14:33,998 That may be but we have a new mandate. 284 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:35,125 Since when? 285 00:14:35,166 --> 00:14:37,961 Ever since my father retired. 286 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:40,588 But he told me nothing was gonna change. 287 00:14:40,630 --> 00:14:42,173 I'm afraid it has to. 288 00:14:42,424 --> 00:14:44,676 Daddy nearly drove this company into the ground. 289 00:14:45,093 --> 00:14:48,763 He wouldn't listen to me when I told him that nobody wants to read 290 00:14:48,805 --> 00:14:51,683 about small town fireplace hot cocoa crap anymore. 291 00:14:51,725 --> 00:14:55,395 That "crap" got us through some tough times when I was a kid. 292 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:58,273 I'm so sorry your childhood was so hard for you, 293 00:14:58,314 --> 00:14:59,607 but I'm running a business. 294 00:14:59,649 --> 00:15:03,445 I need something new, something edgier. 295 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,655 Everybody wants a feel-good story 296 00:15:05,697 --> 00:15:07,198 once in a while. 297 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:08,992 "Feel-good" doesn't pay the bills. 298 00:15:09,492 --> 00:15:12,620 Look, my father liked you. I like you. 299 00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:14,581 But if you wanna stick around here, 300 00:15:14,622 --> 00:15:18,168 you've got to help me out. I need clickbait. 301 00:15:18,793 --> 00:15:19,669 Clickbait? 302 00:15:20,170 --> 00:15:21,671 The site needs traffic, Kendall. 303 00:15:21,713 --> 00:15:23,673 Beep-beep. Get to work. 304 00:15:37,145 --> 00:15:40,523 We almost bought a Momere in Prague. 305 00:15:40,815 --> 00:15:42,150 It was breathtaking 306 00:15:42,192 --> 00:15:44,694 and the true dichotomy of his past work. 307 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:46,112 The way he captured 308 00:15:46,154 --> 00:15:50,075 the subversive hermeneutics of desire... 309 00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:53,745 I'm so sorry. Could you two excuse me for just one minute? 310 00:15:53,787 --> 00:15:55,455 I just... Hi. 311 00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:56,206 Sorry. 312 00:15:57,123 --> 00:15:58,166 Hello! 313 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,794 Please pretend you know me. 314 00:16:01,628 --> 00:16:02,796 What? 315 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,757 I'm trying to escape Mr. and Mr. Pretentious. 316 00:16:05,799 --> 00:16:06,800 Three o'clock. 317 00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,177 Isn't this your gallery? 318 00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:12,055 Yes. 319 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:14,933 How do you know they are not buyers? 320 00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:18,144 -They're not. -You can tell that just by looking at someone? 321 00:16:18,186 --> 00:16:19,938 Because they come in every holiday 322 00:16:19,979 --> 00:16:21,815 for the free wine and appetizers. 323 00:16:26,736 --> 00:16:27,862 Merry Christmas. 324 00:16:29,656 --> 00:16:31,157 So, am I buyer? 325 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:32,867 Huh! 326 00:16:33,535 --> 00:16:34,244 Um... 327 00:16:35,995 --> 00:16:40,291 You are thinking about it. You're traveling. 328 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:43,712 You don't ever really stay in one place for very long. 329 00:16:43,753 --> 00:16:46,589 Also, you're just not ready to commit to a reindeer. 330 00:16:47,173 --> 00:16:48,049 It's close. 331 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:52,512 Except I am willing to commit to a reindeer. 332 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,516 National Wildlife Bureau. 333 00:16:57,225 --> 00:16:59,561 I've been waiting for you. 334 00:17:00,270 --> 00:17:03,231 Nick Ames, specializing in the conservation of caribou, 335 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,191 or as you say, reindeer. 336 00:17:05,233 --> 00:17:07,902 Diana Forester, painter of reindeer 337 00:17:07,944 --> 00:17:10,030 and terrible salesperson. 338 00:17:10,989 --> 00:17:12,741 Nice to meet you, Nick Ames. 339 00:17:13,033 --> 00:17:15,035 Nice to meet you, Diana Forester. 340 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:17,871 See you around. 341 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:20,123 Yeah. 342 00:17:21,624 --> 00:17:22,542 Who was that? 343 00:17:25,295 --> 00:17:26,713 That's the reindeer guy. 344 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,298 Who? 345 00:17:29,132 --> 00:17:30,050 Nobody. 346 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,598 * Now it's Christmas time * 347 00:17:37,265 --> 00:17:39,642 * And the ground is white * 348 00:17:39,684 --> 00:17:42,896 * Let's gather around and sing a song * 349 00:17:42,937 --> 00:17:44,773 * By the fire light * 350 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:46,941 -Well, is he cute? -I don't know. 351 00:17:46,983 --> 00:17:48,693 He's just here for the reindeer. 352 00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:49,736 So, no. 353 00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,739 So, he is cute. 354 00:17:54,866 --> 00:17:57,702 Diana, you cannot just wallow in this divorce. 355 00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,871 You have to get back out there. 356 00:17:59,913 --> 00:18:02,624 I so don't wanna get back out there. 357 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,251 Okay, well. If you don't wanna do it for yourself, 358 00:18:05,293 --> 00:18:06,836 then do it for Jake. 359 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,923 -For Jake? -Yes. As soon as you move on 360 00:18:09,964 --> 00:18:12,133 with your life, he's going to move on 361 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:14,260 -with his life too. -He's job hunting. 362 00:18:14,719 --> 00:18:16,680 Sweetie, he's floundering. 363 00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:19,307 You cannot let him just do whatever he wants. 364 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:20,975 You're enabling him. 365 00:18:24,354 --> 00:18:25,271 What? 366 00:18:27,190 --> 00:18:29,943 I just feel like you're always pushing me. 367 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,028 Well, that's our thing. 368 00:18:34,280 --> 00:18:36,616 Maybe this year I'm a little more sensitive. 369 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,203 Okay, but if I don't push you, who will? 370 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,372 Besides, Bob is already remarried. 371 00:18:42,414 --> 00:18:44,165 You can't just let him win. 372 00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:47,168 It's always about winning. 373 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:50,797 What does that supposed to mean? 374 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:54,009 I don't know, like cheating on family game night 375 00:18:54,050 --> 00:18:56,761 and then making your daughter lie about it. 376 00:18:57,095 --> 00:18:58,763 She told you that? 377 00:18:59,264 --> 00:19:01,141 Did you really cheat at charades? 378 00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,643 You were cheating Mrs. Rivera? 379 00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:05,729 Hi, girls. 380 00:19:06,438 --> 00:19:08,773 Look at those great outfits! 381 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:11,860 -Got any cookies? -Door deliveries are over. 382 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:13,319 Was the three-peat really fake? 383 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:14,904 No, Maddy. 384 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:16,906 Your parents lost fair and square, okay? 385 00:19:16,948 --> 00:19:18,033 It's Madeline now. 386 00:19:18,867 --> 00:19:20,326 Oh, well, sign me up 387 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,287 for five boxes of Thin Mints, okay? 388 00:19:22,328 --> 00:19:24,706 Sorry, you'll have to wait until cookie season 389 00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:25,790 like everyone else. 390 00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:33,131 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 391 00:19:33,173 --> 00:19:35,342 The entire town is gonna know by dinnertime. 392 00:19:35,759 --> 00:19:37,802 That troop is a propaganda machine. 393 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,220 They destroyed Bree Flanigan. 394 00:19:39,262 --> 00:19:42,265 Bree Flanigan was arrested for shoplifting. 395 00:19:42,307 --> 00:19:44,893 And who turned her in? Troop nine. 396 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,979 -How could you do that to me? -I didn't see them. 397 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:50,982 You didn't see five Girl Scouts popping out of Christmas trees? 398 00:19:51,024 --> 00:19:52,817 -No. -Go tell them we're joking. 399 00:19:55,820 --> 00:19:58,823 No. That's what you always want me to do. 400 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,367 I always defend you. 401 00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:03,370 -What is wrong with you today? -Apparently everything. 402 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:04,954 My husband left me, 403 00:20:04,996 --> 00:20:07,791 I'm not ready to move on, I'm a bad parent. 404 00:20:07,832 --> 00:20:10,168 I never said you were a bad parent, okay? 405 00:20:10,210 --> 00:20:12,796 I'm being a friend and friends tell each other 406 00:20:12,837 --> 00:20:14,798 things they don't always want to hear. 407 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,758 Okay, well, in the spirit of friendship. 408 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,428 You should know that Skye thinks that you smother her. 409 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:22,472 Oh! Smother? 410 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,182 I mean, my God, Trish, 411 00:20:24,224 --> 00:20:26,393 let her live her life for five minutes 412 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,978 without you planning everything about it. 413 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:33,024 Oh, really? Well, you wanna know why Jake's really back home? 414 00:20:33,066 --> 00:20:36,277 Because you want him there, so you don't have to be alone. 415 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:37,821 When the kids were freshmen, 416 00:20:38,321 --> 00:20:40,281 and you were in Turks and Caicos, 417 00:20:40,782 --> 00:20:42,367 Skye asked me to adopt her. 418 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:46,162 Why would my daughter want to trade down? 419 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,080 I don't know. 420 00:20:48,206 --> 00:20:52,877 But maybe I did see those Girl Scouts. 421 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,090 Oh, my God! 422 00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,092 Oh! 423 00:21:01,344 --> 00:21:03,304 -Did you see that? -Oh, my God. 424 00:21:07,017 --> 00:21:08,935 You wanna see a show, everybody? 425 00:21:10,270 --> 00:21:14,441 Trish's signature Pumpkin Cheesecake recipe... 426 00:21:15,859 --> 00:21:18,111 Is Bobby Flay's! 427 00:21:20,572 --> 00:21:21,448 Oh. 428 00:21:24,034 --> 00:21:25,035 No way. 429 00:21:30,373 --> 00:21:32,917 Oh, my God. Did you hear about Trish Rivera? 430 00:21:32,959 --> 00:21:35,128 She got caught cheating at Christmas charades. 431 00:21:35,170 --> 00:21:36,296 Who does that? 432 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:38,048 Are you kidding me? 433 00:21:38,089 --> 00:21:41,176 Look, Trish tells everyone she's 44. 434 00:21:41,217 --> 00:21:44,346 Honey, I know for a fact she is 49. 435 00:21:44,929 --> 00:21:46,890 Now this is what I'm talking about. 436 00:21:46,931 --> 00:21:49,517 You can just see the hostility in Diana's paintings. 437 00:21:49,559 --> 00:21:50,935 Look at those antlers. 438 00:21:50,977 --> 00:21:52,520 You know, Trish and Diana's houses 439 00:21:52,562 --> 00:21:54,939 are right across the street from each other, 440 00:21:54,981 --> 00:21:57,942 which means one of them might be on the market soon. 441 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:00,403 I hope it's Trish. Bigger commish. 442 00:22:01,363 --> 00:22:03,156 So, what did she throw? 443 00:22:03,198 --> 00:22:05,575 I didn't serve it, but my sources tell me 444 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,245 it was an iced holiday latte with double whipped cream. 445 00:22:09,287 --> 00:22:10,246 Messy. 446 00:22:11,873 --> 00:22:13,333 Uh, did something happen? 447 00:22:13,375 --> 00:22:15,377 Oh, Trish and Diana split up. Officially. 448 00:22:15,418 --> 00:22:17,962 Not like that fake fight they had in '09. 449 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:19,464 -That's awful. -Seriously. 450 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:21,508 What will we do for entertainment now? 451 00:22:24,969 --> 00:22:27,972 I thought you said they were supposed to be best friends. 452 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,475 Well, one of them, Trish, apparently she cheated 453 00:22:30,517 --> 00:22:32,394 -on game night. -Uh-huh. 454 00:22:32,435 --> 00:22:34,604 And then Diana called her out on it. 455 00:22:34,646 --> 00:22:36,981 So Trish threw a Frappuccino in her face. 456 00:22:37,023 --> 00:22:39,401 -Really? -I know you said you wanted something edgy. 457 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,945 -Yeah! Go on, go on! -So. I'm thinking. 458 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:44,572 It's this cozy Christmas Town 459 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:47,659 perfect on the outside but with a kind of... 460 00:22:47,701 --> 00:22:49,119 Dark underbelly? 461 00:22:49,160 --> 00:22:50,537 Well, not quite that bad. 462 00:22:50,578 --> 00:22:52,372 I can see it. 463 00:22:52,664 --> 00:22:54,290 Backstabbing modern mothers 464 00:22:54,332 --> 00:22:56,459 -living in first world anarchy. -Anarchy? 465 00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,211 These women will stop at nothing 466 00:22:58,253 --> 00:23:00,088 to destroy each other's reputations. 467 00:23:00,130 --> 00:23:03,883 We'll call it "The Real Housewives of the North Pole." 468 00:23:03,925 --> 00:23:06,511 Are you sure this is what we should be doing? 469 00:23:06,553 --> 00:23:08,930 This is exactly what we should be doing. 470 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:10,557 Stay on it, get a story. 471 00:23:11,016 --> 00:23:13,893 And Kendall, the nastier, the better. 472 00:23:36,416 --> 00:23:38,168 -Mom! -Skye! Skye! Please help me, 473 00:23:38,209 --> 00:23:41,212 how do I get these pictures of Diana out of here? 474 00:23:41,254 --> 00:23:44,466 I'm gonna need a new iPad because I'm gonna smash this one. 475 00:23:44,507 --> 00:23:47,177 -What's going on? -What's going on? 476 00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:48,511 She betrayed me. 477 00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:51,514 She betrayed our entire family, okay? 478 00:23:51,556 --> 00:23:53,391 So effective immediately, 479 00:23:53,433 --> 00:23:56,686 all contact with the Foresters is forbidden. 480 00:23:57,979 --> 00:23:58,688 Ugh! 481 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,614 -Mom? -Hey. 482 00:24:12,077 --> 00:24:14,412 -Everything okay? -Yeah, everything's fine. 483 00:24:14,454 --> 00:24:16,664 Oh, BTW, we're no longer in speaking terms 484 00:24:16,706 --> 00:24:18,667 -with the Riveras. -Wait, what? 485 00:24:19,125 --> 00:24:21,670 Trish is a façade, just like her house. 486 00:24:22,128 --> 00:24:24,964 -Their house is a palace. -Well, the bank owns it. 487 00:24:25,173 --> 00:24:27,967 They're living off of fumes. Oh, she is gonna regret 488 00:24:28,009 --> 00:24:30,303 she shared all her secrets with me. 489 00:24:30,595 --> 00:24:33,390 -What happened? -It's best if you don't know the deets. 490 00:24:33,431 --> 00:24:35,141 You and Skye were never close 491 00:24:35,183 --> 00:24:37,060 so it shouldn't really affect you. 492 00:24:37,102 --> 00:24:39,688 Trish has been your best friend since we've moved here. 493 00:24:39,729 --> 00:24:41,272 People change, right? 494 00:24:41,314 --> 00:24:43,066 People that you've known for years. 495 00:24:43,108 --> 00:24:44,651 People that you've made memories with. 496 00:24:45,151 --> 00:24:46,736 People that you've been married to. 497 00:24:48,738 --> 00:24:50,490 Are you sure this about Trish? 498 00:24:54,661 --> 00:24:55,662 It's dad. 499 00:24:56,204 --> 00:24:59,582 -I'll call him back. -No, it's okay. 500 00:24:59,624 --> 00:25:01,084 It's okay, take it. 501 00:25:01,126 --> 00:25:02,252 You know what, actually, 502 00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:04,504 invite him to the gallery tomorrow, 503 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,631 he always liked the Christmas show. 504 00:25:08,049 --> 00:25:10,510 Actually, they're in St. Lucia. 505 00:25:12,512 --> 00:25:13,388 Great. 506 00:25:15,098 --> 00:25:17,142 -Blue Grotto? -Yeah. 507 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:18,059 Yeah. 508 00:25:21,062 --> 00:25:24,357 Please be sure to wish them both a Merry Christmas for me. 509 00:25:53,428 --> 00:25:55,513 I'm not supposed to talk to you. 510 00:25:55,555 --> 00:25:57,349 My mom said the same thing. 511 00:25:58,308 --> 00:26:00,435 -Let's meet. -Uh, no. 512 00:26:01,144 --> 00:26:03,104 -Hanging up now. -Wait, wait! 513 00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:05,190 If our moms break up, 514 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,442 they're gonna be on us even more. 515 00:26:07,484 --> 00:26:11,613 My mom just got divorced, I'm not gonna let her lose her best friend too. 516 00:26:12,530 --> 00:26:13,406 Where? 517 00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,077 * It's Christmas * 518 00:26:17,619 --> 00:26:20,455 * It's time for the lights to start shining * 519 00:26:20,705 --> 00:26:23,500 * It's time for snow to start falling down * 520 00:26:23,541 --> 00:26:24,834 * To the sand... * 521 00:26:24,876 --> 00:26:28,672 Impressive and excessive. 522 00:26:29,673 --> 00:26:31,174 That's why he married me. 523 00:26:31,216 --> 00:26:32,842 How much is this gonna cost? 524 00:26:33,426 --> 00:26:35,136 Honey, we cannot skip this year. 525 00:26:35,178 --> 00:26:38,181 I have to show Diana that I can win without her. 526 00:26:38,223 --> 00:26:40,558 I get it, but we have to cut back... 527 00:26:40,600 --> 00:26:42,727 After the holidays, I promise, okay? 528 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,270 And then after you land 529 00:26:44,312 --> 00:26:46,523 that London account, which you will... 530 00:26:46,898 --> 00:26:48,692 Is this fight really about Diana? 531 00:26:48,733 --> 00:26:51,820 Or is it something else? Something related to this? 532 00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:56,408 She has all but accused me of being pushy and controlling. 533 00:26:56,449 --> 00:26:58,284 And maybe I am those things, 534 00:26:58,702 --> 00:27:00,870 but I thought she liked that about me. 535 00:27:00,912 --> 00:27:02,831 I mean, there's bumps in the road 536 00:27:02,872 --> 00:27:04,207 in every relationship. 537 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,418 -Just call her. -No, no. 538 00:27:08,294 --> 00:27:10,255 Look, I'm just gonna cancel the trip. 539 00:27:10,296 --> 00:27:13,216 No, no. Paul, it'll be okay. 540 00:27:13,967 --> 00:27:16,219 And besides it's only one Christmas. 541 00:27:16,636 --> 00:27:20,223 So, we will do an early Christmas Eve dinner 542 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,433 on video chat. 543 00:27:21,766 --> 00:27:23,143 That sounds awful. 544 00:27:23,393 --> 00:27:26,187 But we will make up for it on New Year's. 545 00:27:26,229 --> 00:27:28,565 -Yeah? -Yes, I promise. 546 00:27:32,235 --> 00:27:33,153 Uh-uh. 547 00:27:34,195 --> 00:27:36,322 I'm just gonna put it right there. 548 00:27:41,995 --> 00:27:44,497 Look at that, more Christmas decorations. 549 00:27:44,539 --> 00:27:46,791 Don't worry. It was all on sale, 550 00:27:46,833 --> 00:27:48,835 "99 Cents" is my middle name. 551 00:27:49,294 --> 00:27:51,171 -More like "FedEx Overnight." -Hey. 552 00:27:52,005 --> 00:27:55,300 Hey, don't make fun of your wife's passions. 553 00:27:55,675 --> 00:27:56,843 You're one of them. 554 00:28:01,473 --> 00:28:02,349 Call Diana. 555 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:05,643 Go to the airport, you're gonna miss your flight. 556 00:28:05,685 --> 00:28:07,896 -Love you. -Love you too. 557 00:28:09,272 --> 00:28:10,357 -Bye. -Bye. 558 00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:31,461 Are you sure this is a good idea? 559 00:28:32,045 --> 00:28:34,798 What if our moms catch us talking about them? 560 00:28:34,839 --> 00:28:35,674 Not gonna happen. 561 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:38,510 Big public place, Friday night crowd. 562 00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:39,969 We'll blend right in. 563 00:28:40,512 --> 00:28:42,222 Besides, I felt like skating. 564 00:28:44,307 --> 00:28:47,310 I haven't been on the ice in a very long time. 565 00:28:47,352 --> 00:28:49,396 -I'm excited. -You want some help? 566 00:28:49,437 --> 00:28:50,772 Oh, no, I got it. 567 00:28:52,899 --> 00:28:53,775 Thanks. 568 00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:58,321 What time is it? 569 00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,741 7:30. 570 00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:03,576 Why? 571 00:29:03,827 --> 00:29:05,829 Well, people might just talk. 572 00:29:06,788 --> 00:29:10,458 Men and women hanging out at 8:00 on a weekend is a date. 573 00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:11,459 That's a rule. 574 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:14,754 Well, we should wrap this up fast then. 575 00:29:15,422 --> 00:29:16,506 Rules are rules. 576 00:29:21,761 --> 00:29:24,764 I remember the last time you and I were both here. 577 00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:28,268 You were showing off for Kyle Simon and took out 578 00:29:28,309 --> 00:29:30,395 -the entire senior class. -No! 579 00:29:30,437 --> 00:29:32,605 -Yeah, you did. -No, I wasn't showing off. 580 00:29:32,647 --> 00:29:33,565 Oh, okay. 581 00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,692 Okay, fine. 582 00:29:36,860 --> 00:29:38,403 Maybe I was. 583 00:29:39,362 --> 00:29:41,906 But I remember you were spinning around 584 00:29:41,948 --> 00:29:44,367 trying to impress Ashley Kay. 585 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:46,745 Oh, please, no. I never liked Ashley Kay. 586 00:29:47,120 --> 00:29:50,582 You took her to prom in your powder blue tux. 587 00:29:50,623 --> 00:29:54,461 Wait, you remember my prom? And my wardrobe? 588 00:29:54,502 --> 00:29:56,671 I do live across the street, you know. 589 00:29:56,713 --> 00:29:58,465 Okay, so you were watching me? 590 00:29:58,798 --> 00:29:59,841 -No. -Got it. 591 00:30:01,051 --> 00:30:04,346 No, I'm not exactly... It was an accident. 592 00:30:04,387 --> 00:30:07,474 You know, sometimes you just, you just can't look away. 593 00:30:09,642 --> 00:30:10,977 -Okay. -Gotcha. 594 00:30:13,104 --> 00:30:13,980 Thanks. 595 00:30:21,488 --> 00:30:23,823 So, what are we gonna do? 596 00:30:26,618 --> 00:30:27,494 About what? 597 00:30:28,536 --> 00:30:29,496 Our moms? 598 00:30:31,873 --> 00:30:32,832 Right. Yeah, right. 599 00:30:34,000 --> 00:30:35,835 -Isn't that why we're here? -Yeah, um... 600 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,672 Let's just skate around for a while. 601 00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:40,465 I'm sure we'll think in something. 602 00:30:40,840 --> 00:30:43,677 As long as we're done by 8:00 right? 603 00:30:43,718 --> 00:30:45,637 Let's make it 7:59, just... 604 00:30:54,104 --> 00:30:57,232 This will be the third Christmas in a row I've spent alone. 605 00:30:57,524 --> 00:31:00,985 Last year I was in Hot Coffee, Mississippi, 606 00:31:01,486 --> 00:31:03,738 before that, Loveladies, New Jersey, 607 00:31:03,780 --> 00:31:06,533 and Scratch Ankle, Alabama. 608 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:07,492 Ooh. 609 00:31:08,993 --> 00:31:10,328 To being alone at Christmas. 610 00:31:18,878 --> 00:31:21,423 So, I heard about you and Trish. 611 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:22,841 Oh. 612 00:31:23,299 --> 00:31:24,884 Are the rumors really bad? 613 00:31:27,012 --> 00:31:29,305 Well, um, see. 614 00:31:29,347 --> 00:31:31,099 She gave you a black eye. 615 00:31:31,933 --> 00:31:32,892 You embezzled. 616 00:31:34,394 --> 00:31:39,024 She cut the brakes on your car and something about arson. 617 00:31:40,150 --> 00:31:41,484 Wow, this town is ruthless. 618 00:31:42,902 --> 00:31:44,821 For the record, I am team Diana. 619 00:31:44,863 --> 00:31:45,780 Thank you. 620 00:31:46,948 --> 00:31:48,241 It's funny, I feel like everybody wants 621 00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:50,869 to make this out to be a Christmas war, 622 00:31:50,910 --> 00:31:54,039 but honestly, it's... 623 00:31:56,583 --> 00:31:58,960 just the end to a very long friendship. 624 00:32:00,378 --> 00:32:02,964 If you want to talk, I'm a good listener. 625 00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:11,181 It's hard because she's always been there for me. 626 00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:16,269 And I don't know if you heard but my husband left last year 627 00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:21,316 and this is my first Christmas without him. 628 00:32:22,150 --> 00:32:23,360 I'm so sorry. 629 00:32:44,130 --> 00:32:45,006 Hey! 630 00:32:46,925 --> 00:32:48,051 Where have you been? 631 00:32:50,637 --> 00:32:53,306 You're not burying a body, are you? 632 00:32:53,932 --> 00:32:56,559 No. Come over here, I want to show you something. 633 00:33:00,980 --> 00:33:02,941 I had an epiphany. 634 00:33:05,902 --> 00:33:07,362 A Supermodel Snow Woman! 635 00:33:07,404 --> 00:33:09,447 Is that my swimsuit? 636 00:33:09,656 --> 00:33:12,158 You're donating it for the greater good, Skye. 637 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:14,327 Listen, I've held this title for ten years. 638 00:33:14,369 --> 00:33:17,163 I'm not letting someone else take it from me now. 639 00:33:17,205 --> 00:33:18,540 -Oh! -Wait, wait. Skye, Skye. 640 00:33:18,581 --> 00:33:20,959 Maybe you can hang out here with me 641 00:33:21,001 --> 00:33:23,628 and we could do this together. It will be fun. 642 00:33:24,045 --> 00:33:25,547 No. You're on your own. 643 00:33:34,472 --> 00:33:35,390 So good! 644 00:33:52,323 --> 00:33:54,409 -Hey! Hi. -Busted! 645 00:33:54,743 --> 00:33:56,453 Sleeping at 10:30 in the morning? 646 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:59,164 Cut me some slack. It's winter break. 647 00:33:59,205 --> 00:34:00,457 For me. 648 00:34:00,498 --> 00:34:02,542 For you, it's just another weekday. 649 00:34:03,376 --> 00:34:05,086 We should change our contact names, 650 00:34:05,128 --> 00:34:07,922 just in case one of our moms sees our phones. 651 00:34:07,964 --> 00:34:09,007 Uh, good idea. 652 00:34:10,050 --> 00:34:11,468 I'm gonna make you, 2-Pack. 653 00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:12,719 Like the rapper? 654 00:34:12,761 --> 00:34:14,637 No. Like your abs. 655 00:34:17,182 --> 00:34:19,100 Were you calling for any particular reason? 656 00:34:19,142 --> 00:34:21,436 Yeah, about our moms. I got an idea. 657 00:34:22,062 --> 00:34:24,397 And for those of you with a gluten allergy, 658 00:34:24,439 --> 00:34:26,232 fear not my muffins are made. 659 00:34:26,274 --> 00:34:28,443 Oh, they're delicious. 660 00:34:29,361 --> 00:34:31,112 -It's just amazing! -Oh, my God! 661 00:34:32,113 --> 00:34:34,407 -Good morning. -Hey there, Pooh Bear. 662 00:34:35,283 --> 00:34:37,243 You weren't gonna call me that anymore. 663 00:34:37,285 --> 00:34:39,412 I know, I know. I'm sorry, I forgot. 664 00:34:39,454 --> 00:34:42,123 Hey, do you think I'm a bad parent? 665 00:34:42,165 --> 00:34:44,042 -What? -Nothing. 666 00:34:44,084 --> 00:34:45,418 So, I was thinking 667 00:34:45,460 --> 00:34:47,170 about your gallery party tomorrow night, 668 00:34:47,212 --> 00:34:49,130 and I think you need another tree. 669 00:34:49,172 --> 00:34:50,757 We have a great tree. 670 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:53,301 -You want to sell paintings, right? -Ideally. Yes. 671 00:34:53,343 --> 00:34:56,429 So, trees create oxygen, more oxygen to the brain 672 00:34:56,471 --> 00:34:58,181 equals a better mood, 673 00:34:58,223 --> 00:35:00,392 equals greater likelihood of selling art. 674 00:35:02,394 --> 00:35:03,311 What's going on? 675 00:35:04,479 --> 00:35:06,606 Nothing, I just thought we'd enjoy 676 00:35:06,648 --> 00:35:08,149 hitting the Christmas tree lot. 677 00:35:08,191 --> 00:35:09,609 A little mother-son bonding time. 678 00:35:10,318 --> 00:35:11,528 You hate shopping. 679 00:35:12,278 --> 00:35:13,405 Yeah, but you know... 680 00:35:14,698 --> 00:35:16,116 When's the last time we did anything together? 681 00:35:16,157 --> 00:35:18,284 Oh, you've got to be kidding me. 682 00:35:18,326 --> 00:35:20,412 -Okay, so we'll go later. -Yeah. 683 00:35:21,246 --> 00:35:22,205 So that's yes? 684 00:35:23,123 --> 00:35:23,998 Yeah. 685 00:35:24,833 --> 00:35:25,709 Love to. 686 00:35:33,299 --> 00:35:34,509 Merry Christmas! 687 00:35:36,761 --> 00:35:40,181 I'm telling you, it's hard to find the right Christmas tree. 688 00:35:40,223 --> 00:35:41,558 Every year I torture myself 689 00:35:41,599 --> 00:35:43,518 trying to find the right Christmas tree. 690 00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,604 -It's not easy. -Well, I know. I liked that one. 691 00:35:46,646 --> 00:35:49,190 It's just one more tree for the foyer. 692 00:35:49,566 --> 00:35:51,067 -Happy Holidays! -Happy Holidays! 693 00:35:52,277 --> 00:35:55,113 -Wait. Where are we going? -I got a feeling it's over here. 694 00:35:57,657 --> 00:36:00,493 -Hey! Looks who's here! -Hey, guys! 695 00:36:00,535 --> 00:36:02,370 -This is nice. -Merry Christmas! 696 00:36:03,621 --> 00:36:06,499 Look at all of us, chilling in the trees! 697 00:36:06,541 --> 00:36:08,501 Like the good old days, right? 698 00:36:11,171 --> 00:36:12,172 I... 699 00:36:13,214 --> 00:36:14,090 I just... 700 00:36:14,549 --> 00:36:15,467 I just... 701 00:36:16,217 --> 00:36:18,386 I know. I feel terrible. 702 00:36:18,887 --> 00:36:21,056 -Do you really? -Really, I do. 703 00:36:22,223 --> 00:36:25,560 And I want you to know that I accept your apology. 704 00:36:26,811 --> 00:36:30,565 I'm sorry. You accept my apology? 705 00:36:31,649 --> 00:36:32,567 I do. 706 00:36:33,610 --> 00:36:35,612 Do you remember what you said to me? 707 00:36:36,112 --> 00:36:39,449 I remember what you said to me. 708 00:36:39,491 --> 00:36:43,495 Hey, remember those family forest trips we used to take? 709 00:36:43,536 --> 00:36:44,829 And Trish's hot chocolates 710 00:36:44,871 --> 00:36:47,207 in mom's hand painted Santa cups. 711 00:36:47,248 --> 00:36:50,752 I remember Trish's scalding chocolate. 712 00:36:51,586 --> 00:36:55,715 I remember her cup because I chipped a veneer. 713 00:36:55,757 --> 00:36:57,717 Oh, look, look, look. A Blue Spruce, 714 00:36:57,759 --> 00:36:59,094 your favorite tree, Trish. 715 00:36:59,135 --> 00:37:00,428 Oh, no, no, no. 716 00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,764 Trish's favorite tree is a Douglas fir 717 00:37:02,806 --> 00:37:04,849 because it's big and flashy. 718 00:37:05,725 --> 00:37:07,894 I think bigger is better. 719 00:37:07,936 --> 00:37:10,438 Big like the bill from your nose job? 720 00:37:11,147 --> 00:37:14,859 Big like the boobs on your ex-husband's new wife. 721 00:37:15,735 --> 00:37:16,611 Oh, you... 722 00:37:18,279 --> 00:37:19,614 -My hair! -No, Mom! 723 00:37:19,656 --> 00:37:22,117 -Stop! -Not my hair! 724 00:37:24,285 --> 00:37:25,245 -Stop! -Stop! 725 00:37:25,286 --> 00:37:26,162 Mom! 726 00:37:31,960 --> 00:37:33,878 -My tree! -Oh, no, my tree! 727 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:37,132 Look at what you did. Look at what you just did. 728 00:37:37,674 --> 00:37:39,884 I cannot believe that we were ever friends. 729 00:37:39,926 --> 00:37:41,219 Me either. 730 00:37:41,261 --> 00:37:42,679 Where's the Christmas spirit? 731 00:37:42,721 --> 00:37:43,638 GOAT! 732 00:37:44,472 --> 00:37:45,765 -What? -Yeah. 733 00:37:45,807 --> 00:37:47,809 Mom, mom, GOAT is actually a complement. 734 00:37:48,810 --> 00:37:49,686 Un-GOAT. 735 00:37:50,562 --> 00:37:51,730 Uh-huh. 736 00:37:53,231 --> 00:37:55,734 And you're so not winning that Golden Reindeer this year. 737 00:37:56,484 --> 00:37:58,528 -Who's gonna stop me? -I am. 738 00:37:59,362 --> 00:38:01,740 You may be good at painting your little reindeer. 739 00:38:01,781 --> 00:38:05,535 But winning a Golden one is out of your league, sweetie. 740 00:38:05,577 --> 00:38:08,496 Do you really think that you can win without me? 741 00:38:08,663 --> 00:38:10,415 Oh, I know I can. 742 00:38:11,291 --> 00:38:13,293 And I will. 743 00:38:14,836 --> 00:38:17,672 -They should pay for my tree. -Yes. 744 00:38:18,631 --> 00:38:20,884 Get out of the away, you stupid trees! 745 00:38:23,887 --> 00:38:25,221 That went well! 746 00:38:26,681 --> 00:38:28,850 Wow! The nerve! 747 00:38:32,312 --> 00:38:34,564 Your mom is pretty extreme, huh? 748 00:38:35,273 --> 00:38:36,191 Yep. 749 00:38:37,275 --> 00:38:38,860 She gets that from my grandparents. 750 00:38:39,110 --> 00:38:42,697 No matter what she did, it was never enough. 751 00:38:43,823 --> 00:38:44,699 That's rough. 752 00:38:45,992 --> 00:38:47,035 I mean... 753 00:38:48,119 --> 00:38:50,622 To another Christmas. 754 00:38:50,997 --> 00:38:52,040 Another Christmas. 755 00:38:57,253 --> 00:38:59,047 Oh, wow. 756 00:38:59,714 --> 00:39:01,257 You're right, that is the best 757 00:39:01,299 --> 00:39:03,551 -spiked hot cocoa in town. -See? 758 00:39:05,762 --> 00:39:07,681 So, how's the job hunt? 759 00:39:08,973 --> 00:39:10,558 Well, I'm still 22, 760 00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:12,352 still living in my childhood bedroom, so. 761 00:39:12,394 --> 00:39:14,854 -You think it's good? -That's not... 762 00:39:14,896 --> 00:39:17,107 Twenty-two is not exactly ancient. 763 00:39:17,148 --> 00:39:18,608 Yeah. I just... 764 00:39:18,858 --> 00:39:21,069 I wanna do something that matters, you know. 765 00:39:21,736 --> 00:39:22,612 Like what? 766 00:39:25,031 --> 00:39:26,116 Well, don't laugh. 767 00:39:27,450 --> 00:39:29,619 There's this program where you can teach English 768 00:39:29,661 --> 00:39:31,663 in different countries all around the world. 769 00:39:35,000 --> 00:39:36,251 I'm not laughing. 770 00:39:37,669 --> 00:39:39,337 It's just, it's something I've always thought about. 771 00:39:39,379 --> 00:39:42,590 Living in a different place, doing something to help people. 772 00:39:44,718 --> 00:39:45,677 Where would you go? 773 00:39:46,970 --> 00:39:48,763 Well, I've narrowed it down to South America, 774 00:39:48,805 --> 00:39:50,765 Asia, Europe and Africa. 775 00:39:51,141 --> 00:39:53,977 Mh! Not Antarctica? 776 00:39:57,939 --> 00:39:58,857 What? 777 00:40:00,108 --> 00:40:03,903 No, I didn't know you'd this easy to talk to. 778 00:40:04,779 --> 00:40:06,906 -Cheers then. -Cheers. To penguins. 779 00:40:19,794 --> 00:40:22,172 -If you eat it over there. -Everything going okay? 780 00:40:22,213 --> 00:40:23,340 -Yeah, is good. -Good. 781 00:40:24,299 --> 00:40:25,925 I'll be right back. 782 00:40:35,977 --> 00:40:36,853 Hi. 783 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:39,022 Hi. 784 00:40:39,773 --> 00:40:42,025 -Wow! -Oh, thank you. 785 00:40:42,067 --> 00:40:43,401 You look really nice too. 786 00:40:44,319 --> 00:40:45,987 Thanks. It's a nice turnout. 787 00:40:46,196 --> 00:40:47,781 -Yeah, right? -Yeah. 788 00:40:48,740 --> 00:40:50,408 How are the reindeer? 789 00:40:50,450 --> 00:40:53,244 Well, it looks like an avalanche block their migration route. 790 00:40:53,286 --> 00:40:56,748 -Do you think they're gonna be okay? -I hope so. They're survivors, 791 00:40:56,790 --> 00:40:59,376 but there's not a lot of food in the mountains. 792 00:40:59,417 --> 00:41:01,002 Maybe they'll take another route. 793 00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:02,170 Maybe. 794 00:41:02,212 --> 00:41:03,963 It's not exactly in their nature, 795 00:41:04,005 --> 00:41:07,050 but we are hoping for a Christmas miracle. 796 00:41:07,717 --> 00:41:08,385 Yeah. 797 00:41:11,096 --> 00:41:12,180 I miss them. 798 00:41:13,431 --> 00:41:17,102 I know, I know this sounds stupid, 799 00:41:17,143 --> 00:41:20,105 but they're my inspiration. 800 00:41:20,855 --> 00:41:21,773 It doesn't. 801 00:41:23,108 --> 00:41:24,484 Don't repeat this to anyone, 802 00:41:24,526 --> 00:41:27,237 but my inspiration is the whistling marmot. 803 00:41:27,278 --> 00:41:28,196 Oh... 804 00:41:29,197 --> 00:41:30,907 Yep. Thanks. 805 00:41:32,367 --> 00:41:34,452 I don't have any paintings of those. 806 00:41:34,911 --> 00:41:38,915 Well, I guess I'll just have to get this one. 807 00:41:39,916 --> 00:41:42,085 Now, I thought that you weren't a buyer. 808 00:41:42,127 --> 00:41:43,795 You said that, not me. 809 00:41:43,837 --> 00:41:46,006 I can't think of a better Christmas present, 810 00:41:46,047 --> 00:41:48,383 You think you could hold onto it for me 811 00:41:48,425 --> 00:41:50,385 -for a few days? -No, no problem. 812 00:41:50,927 --> 00:41:56,433 I can give gift wrap it for you, or box it up for whoever... 813 00:41:57,308 --> 00:41:58,435 -It's for me. -Oh. 814 00:42:01,062 --> 00:42:04,065 -Well, I better get going. -Yeah. 815 00:42:04,274 --> 00:42:07,110 -See you in a few days. -Yeah. I'll be here. 816 00:42:11,281 --> 00:42:13,908 It's the second time he's been in the gallery. 817 00:42:15,201 --> 00:42:19,080 Yeah, yeah. He likes the reindeer. 818 00:42:19,330 --> 00:42:21,291 Oh, yeah, and you. 819 00:42:21,332 --> 00:42:23,251 Oh. He's just a nice guy, he's... 820 00:42:23,293 --> 00:42:26,087 Leaving a painting so that he can come back later? 821 00:42:26,129 --> 00:42:27,964 -He's asking you out. -Is... 822 00:42:28,006 --> 00:42:31,217 He's not asking me out. Even if he was, I wouldn't go. 823 00:42:31,259 --> 00:42:32,761 -Why not? -Because I... 824 00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:36,056 I'm your mom. Aren't you supposed to be disgusted 825 00:42:36,097 --> 00:42:39,225 -at the thought of me dating? -Oh, I'm totally grossed out. 826 00:42:39,267 --> 00:42:41,478 But I also want you to be happy. 827 00:42:42,479 --> 00:42:45,398 Well, if you really want me to be happy, 828 00:42:45,440 --> 00:42:48,401 help me take that Golden Reindeer 829 00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:49,486 away from Trish. 830 00:42:51,946 --> 00:42:53,281 No, I'm not doing that. 831 00:42:54,949 --> 00:42:56,242 She's stealing my customers. 832 00:42:57,535 --> 00:42:59,454 This is getting completely out of hand. 833 00:42:59,496 --> 00:43:02,916 You know what? It's fine. I got it. I'm your mom... 834 00:43:02,957 --> 00:43:04,459 -Mom. -No. I'm a single mom. 835 00:43:04,501 --> 00:43:07,295 I can do it by myself, I don't need you 836 00:43:07,337 --> 00:43:10,215 -to do anything for me. -Okay. Okay. Stop, I'll help. 837 00:43:10,256 --> 00:43:11,841 Okay, thank you, Pooh Bear. 838 00:43:12,300 --> 00:43:13,218 Mom! 839 00:43:18,473 --> 00:43:19,808 -Hi. -Hi. 840 00:43:23,978 --> 00:43:25,855 Everything looks amazing. 841 00:43:25,897 --> 00:43:28,316 Oh, you came! 842 00:43:29,067 --> 00:43:30,527 Oh! Hey, listen. 843 00:43:31,403 --> 00:43:32,946 I wanted to invite you 844 00:43:32,987 --> 00:43:34,948 to Christmas dinner with Jake and me. 845 00:43:34,989 --> 00:43:37,367 -Diana, you don't have to do it. -I know, 846 00:43:37,409 --> 00:43:39,327 we'd really love to have you there 847 00:43:39,369 --> 00:43:42,330 and I don't think anybody should be alone at Christmas. 848 00:43:42,914 --> 00:43:44,207 It won't be extravagant, 849 00:43:44,249 --> 00:43:47,377 but I do make a mean vegan turkey. 850 00:43:47,419 --> 00:43:50,880 -I'd love to, thank you. -Okay, because we'd love to have you. 851 00:44:09,691 --> 00:44:11,860 Hey! Hey, don't look over there. 852 00:44:12,360 --> 00:44:13,903 Trish will say that I'm copying. 853 00:44:13,945 --> 00:44:15,780 I'm not looking over there. 854 00:44:15,822 --> 00:44:18,408 She's already got the judges wrapped around her finger. 855 00:44:18,700 --> 00:44:20,452 -Okay, she's really... -Manipulative. 856 00:44:20,493 --> 00:44:23,288 -I know. I know. She is. -Didn't she just donate 857 00:44:23,329 --> 00:44:24,873 all that stuff to the hospital? 858 00:44:24,914 --> 00:44:27,917 Yeah. And you know who's on the board of the hospital? 859 00:44:27,959 --> 00:44:30,754 -The wife of one of the judges. -Sure, that's why. 860 00:44:30,795 --> 00:44:33,757 Okay, fine. Yes, she's generous, okay? 861 00:44:33,798 --> 00:44:35,800 Everybody has one good quality. 862 00:44:40,722 --> 00:44:42,682 This is the section I'm gonna call 863 00:44:42,724 --> 00:44:43,808 "Elves Gone Wild." 864 00:44:46,644 --> 00:44:48,563 Excuse me. What could be more important 865 00:44:48,605 --> 00:44:50,732 -than what's going on here? -Let's see. 866 00:44:51,024 --> 00:44:52,400 Everything? 867 00:44:55,403 --> 00:44:57,322 -Who's that? -Nobody. 868 00:45:04,037 --> 00:45:04,913 Wow! 869 00:45:06,581 --> 00:45:07,457 What? 870 00:45:08,750 --> 00:45:10,752 -Proud of yourself? -Yep. 871 00:45:16,466 --> 00:45:17,801 What's that? 872 00:45:19,511 --> 00:45:21,763 Go big or go home. 873 00:45:22,806 --> 00:45:24,432 We are home. 874 00:45:27,936 --> 00:45:29,854 Bring the elves to the porch! 875 00:45:37,070 --> 00:45:41,825 I don't remember it ever being this crazy at Christmas before. 876 00:45:44,035 --> 00:45:46,579 Maybe you just didn't notice because you always had 877 00:45:46,621 --> 00:45:47,956 a boyfriend during the holidays. 878 00:45:51,876 --> 00:45:53,628 Have you ever been in love? 879 00:45:55,630 --> 00:45:57,007 I don't know. Maybe. 880 00:45:58,508 --> 00:45:59,426 You? 881 00:46:02,721 --> 00:46:03,847 I don't think so. 882 00:46:05,140 --> 00:46:06,474 -Really? -I mean, 883 00:46:07,058 --> 00:46:08,977 I've been in relationships, 884 00:46:09,436 --> 00:46:14,858 but I think there were just a way for me to feel... 885 00:46:17,485 --> 00:46:18,528 not alone. 886 00:46:20,155 --> 00:46:21,656 Is being alone so bad? 887 00:46:23,074 --> 00:46:23,992 Sometimes. 888 00:46:26,786 --> 00:46:28,705 Because when I'm alone, 889 00:46:30,874 --> 00:46:33,752 I have to think about who I really am 890 00:46:35,962 --> 00:46:38,840 and how everyone thinks I'm perfect. 891 00:46:40,050 --> 00:46:41,593 Well, if it's any consolation, 892 00:46:41,843 --> 00:46:43,678 I never thought you were perfect. 893 00:46:45,388 --> 00:46:46,431 You didn't? 894 00:46:46,806 --> 00:46:48,725 You're a little too color coordinated. 895 00:46:48,767 --> 00:46:51,478 You blink weird. You lick stamps funny. 896 00:46:51,519 --> 00:46:52,687 Have you noticed that? 897 00:46:53,938 --> 00:46:56,358 -Should I go on? -No, I'm good. 898 00:46:57,525 --> 00:47:01,821 I didn't realize you noticed so much about me. 899 00:47:01,863 --> 00:47:03,615 If it makes you feel better, 900 00:47:03,656 --> 00:47:05,867 you can say some bad stuff about me. 901 00:47:06,159 --> 00:47:07,535 Okay, well... 902 00:47:18,463 --> 00:47:23,009 Right now I can't actually think of anything. 903 00:47:30,725 --> 00:47:31,851 Let's give it time. 904 00:47:42,529 --> 00:47:43,571 It's 8:05. 905 00:47:45,490 --> 00:47:46,408 It is? 906 00:47:48,493 --> 00:47:50,453 And it's a Saturday night. 907 00:47:51,079 --> 00:47:56,710 So officially we may have left the friend zone. 908 00:48:02,048 --> 00:48:03,800 So what do we do now? 909 00:48:07,137 --> 00:48:08,513 Rules are rules. 910 00:48:23,111 --> 00:48:27,157 Okay, no, our moms will kill us if they find out. 911 00:48:27,198 --> 00:48:29,784 Please, do not bring up our moms right now. 912 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:55,101 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 913 00:48:56,144 --> 00:48:58,229 -Vincent van Snow. -Wow! 914 00:48:59,981 --> 00:49:01,649 -Wow. -Fabulous! 915 00:49:11,242 --> 00:49:12,118 Let's go. 916 00:49:18,041 --> 00:49:19,417 Did you get the pictures? 917 00:49:19,459 --> 00:49:21,628 Yes, I got them but they're not enough, 918 00:49:21,670 --> 00:49:23,380 -I need more. -More? 919 00:49:23,421 --> 00:49:25,965 Yes, more anger, more fighting, and more carnage. 920 00:49:26,007 --> 00:49:26,966 It's just... 921 00:49:27,008 --> 00:49:28,301 It's just what? 922 00:49:28,343 --> 00:49:30,053 She invited me over for Christmas. 923 00:49:30,095 --> 00:49:31,262 Oh, that's perfect. 924 00:49:32,597 --> 00:49:34,224 Oh, you know how people are during the holidays. 925 00:49:34,265 --> 00:49:35,642 They get tempers flare, 926 00:49:35,684 --> 00:49:37,602 nerves are frayed, jingle all the way. 927 00:49:37,644 --> 00:49:39,145 But she's a divorced mom, 928 00:49:39,187 --> 00:49:40,730 she's going through a hard time. 929 00:49:40,772 --> 00:49:42,649 It feels wrong to keep prying. 930 00:49:42,691 --> 00:49:45,360 So work on the other housewife. 931 00:49:48,697 --> 00:49:51,241 What happened on "99 Cents" being your middle name? 932 00:49:51,282 --> 00:49:54,160 Okay, so I had to add a few more nines. 933 00:49:54,202 --> 00:49:56,287 We can barely afford our house payment. 934 00:49:56,329 --> 00:49:58,498 We will work it out, we always do. 935 00:49:58,540 --> 00:50:00,959 -Will you please call Diana? -No. 936 00:50:01,793 --> 00:50:03,962 Besides, she's already replaced me. 937 00:50:04,379 --> 00:50:06,589 No, come on. Who can replace you? 938 00:50:06,631 --> 00:50:08,967 Apparently, it's not that difficult. 939 00:50:09,384 --> 00:50:10,510 Well, I disagree. 940 00:50:11,761 --> 00:50:12,637 I miss you. 941 00:50:13,346 --> 00:50:14,472 I miss you too. 942 00:50:15,015 --> 00:50:16,433 -Love you. -Love you too. 943 00:50:31,656 --> 00:50:34,492 I thought maybe you could use a little frap action. 944 00:50:35,326 --> 00:50:37,328 Wouldn't that be consorting with the enemy? 945 00:50:37,370 --> 00:50:38,496 I'm just an outsider. 946 00:50:38,538 --> 00:50:40,749 Although, if I was a gambler, 947 00:50:40,790 --> 00:50:42,751 I would be leaning towards team Trish. 948 00:50:50,133 --> 00:50:51,718 It's beautiful. 949 00:50:52,510 --> 00:50:53,636 Thank you. 950 00:50:54,179 --> 00:50:56,389 A lot of memories in here. 951 00:50:57,140 --> 00:50:58,266 And trophies. 952 00:50:59,351 --> 00:51:02,187 In 48 hours I'll have another one. 953 00:51:02,604 --> 00:51:05,190 It must be strange competing against your best friend. 954 00:51:06,107 --> 00:51:07,025 Ex. 955 00:51:08,234 --> 00:51:10,028 You know, she doesn't even care about winning. 956 00:51:10,070 --> 00:51:12,030 She's only invested to take me down. 957 00:51:12,238 --> 00:51:15,200 I've heard some of the tales, you guys were legends. 958 00:51:16,201 --> 00:51:17,202 We were. 959 00:51:19,162 --> 00:51:21,539 I actually remember the day that it started. 960 00:51:23,375 --> 00:51:25,585 They had just moved into the neighborhood 961 00:51:25,627 --> 00:51:29,839 and there was this mom at school, Bree Flanigan, 962 00:51:29,881 --> 00:51:31,174 Miss Perfect. 963 00:51:31,549 --> 00:51:34,177 You know, she was the head of the PTA, 964 00:51:34,219 --> 00:51:35,637 do the best parties, 965 00:51:35,679 --> 00:51:37,806 gourmet snacks at soccer games, you know. 966 00:51:39,224 --> 00:51:43,478 And every year, she won Best Holiday House. 967 00:51:44,312 --> 00:51:46,731 And every year I tried to take her down. 968 00:51:48,733 --> 00:51:53,446 But Diana, she just walked over here one day 969 00:51:53,488 --> 00:51:56,366 and offered to help, you know, 970 00:51:56,408 --> 00:51:59,828 for her it's an art, it's not a competition. 971 00:52:01,413 --> 00:52:06,710 And that Christmas she was here every single day. 972 00:52:08,461 --> 00:52:09,379 And we won. 973 00:52:09,879 --> 00:52:11,089 Or I won. 974 00:52:12,465 --> 00:52:16,136 And after that we were team. 975 00:52:17,637 --> 00:52:18,805 You really miss her. 976 00:52:22,726 --> 00:52:23,601 Yeah, well... 977 00:52:25,603 --> 00:52:26,771 I'll get over it. 978 00:52:36,281 --> 00:52:39,409 This is the one place my mom won't look for me. 979 00:52:39,451 --> 00:52:41,870 I'm pretty sure no place is safe from Trish. 980 00:52:43,288 --> 00:52:45,290 We're like the Montagues and the Capulets. 981 00:52:45,915 --> 00:52:47,876 Didn't Romeo and Juliet end up dead? 982 00:52:48,668 --> 00:52:51,379 -We should stop talking. Here! -Yeah, we should. 983 00:52:57,761 --> 00:52:59,179 I'm terrible at this. 984 00:52:59,220 --> 00:53:01,181 No, you're not. 985 00:53:01,639 --> 00:53:03,600 I don't even know what we're painting, 986 00:53:03,850 --> 00:53:06,478 but I'll take a guess that it's a reindeer. 987 00:53:07,979 --> 00:53:08,897 Whistling marmot. 988 00:53:10,440 --> 00:53:13,777 You know, seeing as I don't know how long I'm gonna be here, 989 00:53:13,818 --> 00:53:16,821 and being that this is the most amount of human contact 990 00:53:16,863 --> 00:53:20,325 I've had in a while. Can I take you out to dinner? 991 00:53:22,285 --> 00:53:23,828 I, I... 992 00:53:26,331 --> 00:53:29,626 I'm sorry, that is so sweet. 993 00:53:30,627 --> 00:53:32,170 -But? -I... 994 00:53:34,339 --> 00:53:41,471 I don't think I'm ready yet to have dinner with a person... 995 00:53:41,513 --> 00:53:44,349 I mean, a man besides my son. 996 00:53:46,309 --> 00:53:48,687 Did I tell you that I have a kid? 997 00:53:48,728 --> 00:53:50,647 I mean, well, he's not a kid, 998 00:53:50,689 --> 00:53:53,274 he's a grown up, but he's back at home, 999 00:53:53,316 --> 00:53:54,818 is nice to have him here. 1000 00:53:54,859 --> 00:53:57,862 Not that I need to have a guy in my house 1001 00:53:57,904 --> 00:53:59,698 -or I'm like... -Pretty recent divorce. 1002 00:54:00,865 --> 00:54:01,741 Yeah. 1003 00:54:02,826 --> 00:54:05,578 Yeah, we've been separated for a year 1004 00:54:05,620 --> 00:54:08,331 but we just finalized our divorce. 1005 00:54:08,832 --> 00:54:10,375 Mine it's been five years. 1006 00:54:11,876 --> 00:54:12,711 It gets easier. 1007 00:54:14,004 --> 00:54:16,464 Well, pencil me in five years from now. 1008 00:54:18,425 --> 00:54:19,342 Sure. 1009 00:54:19,968 --> 00:54:20,677 Yeah. 1010 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:23,430 Well, I'm here for the reindeer, 1011 00:54:23,471 --> 00:54:25,640 -so I'd better get back to it. -Yeah. 1012 00:54:25,682 --> 00:54:28,435 It's... You did good, did well. 1013 00:54:31,021 --> 00:54:31,896 Right. 1014 00:54:32,897 --> 00:54:34,357 Nice seeing you again, Diana. 1015 00:54:34,399 --> 00:54:36,401 It's really nice to see you, Nick. 1016 00:54:54,044 --> 00:54:56,338 You still have your dolls? 1017 00:54:56,588 --> 00:54:58,423 They're not dolls. They're actually 1018 00:54:58,465 --> 00:55:00,633 limited edition action figures and they're only there 1019 00:55:00,675 --> 00:55:02,010 because I'm selling them online. 1020 00:55:02,427 --> 00:55:03,970 I find that hard to believe. 1021 00:55:05,430 --> 00:55:07,932 Okay, maybe I'm not selling them but I could. 1022 00:55:07,974 --> 00:55:09,392 They are collector's items. 1023 00:55:12,062 --> 00:55:14,022 You still have your My Little Pony? 1024 00:55:14,564 --> 00:55:16,024 Absolutely not. 1025 00:55:16,066 --> 00:55:17,901 -Spice Girls? -No. 1026 00:55:17,942 --> 00:55:20,403 Jonas Brothers autographed poster? 1027 00:55:22,030 --> 00:55:24,449 Okay, maybe. 1028 00:55:25,784 --> 00:55:28,787 But it's in a box at least. 1029 00:55:29,788 --> 00:55:32,874 -That makes it better. -Pooh Bear! Are you home? 1030 00:55:33,792 --> 00:55:35,627 I forgot my phone charger. 1031 00:55:36,044 --> 00:55:37,462 -Pooh Bear? -No. 1032 00:55:38,963 --> 00:55:40,298 Sweetie? 1033 00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:43,802 -Yeah, just taking a nap. -Hey, do you have any laundry? 1034 00:55:43,843 --> 00:55:47,305 I figured I may as well do a load while I'm here. 1035 00:55:48,056 --> 00:55:49,808 No, we're good. I'm good! 1036 00:55:50,892 --> 00:55:52,936 Really? Even those dirty socks 1037 00:55:52,977 --> 00:55:54,813 and underwear festering in the corner? 1038 00:55:55,063 --> 00:55:57,315 No, no, I'll just burn those. 1039 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:11,871 No, I want him higher than that! 1040 00:56:12,330 --> 00:56:14,874 No, no, no! Now it looks lopsided! 1041 00:56:15,208 --> 00:56:17,794 Can you just put him a lot higher? 1042 00:56:17,836 --> 00:56:19,754 Way higher than that! 1043 00:56:23,550 --> 00:56:25,468 Okay, I can do Downward Donner, 1044 00:56:25,969 --> 00:56:27,804 Plank Prancer, Reclining Rudolph. 1045 00:56:27,846 --> 00:56:30,974 I feel like I'm missing something, Skye, help me. 1046 00:56:32,934 --> 00:56:35,311 -Where do you want this elf? -No, no, no. 1047 00:56:35,353 --> 00:56:37,897 That goes on "Elves Gone Wild" section over there. 1048 00:56:37,939 --> 00:56:39,399 You should've said that earlier. 1049 00:56:39,441 --> 00:56:41,860 Something over here is missing. What is it? 1050 00:56:42,777 --> 00:56:43,903 It's something else. 1051 00:56:46,948 --> 00:56:47,866 Jake! 1052 00:56:49,868 --> 00:56:52,871 Oh, honey I realized what it was I needed to do. 1053 00:56:52,912 --> 00:56:53,997 Look at this. 1054 00:56:54,289 --> 00:56:57,876 I call it, "Long may they rain-deer." 1055 00:56:58,418 --> 00:56:59,294 It's good, right? 1056 00:57:02,047 --> 00:57:03,381 I can live with that. 1057 00:57:10,263 --> 00:57:13,224 Fred! Fred! There are no more wire reindeer on aisle 10. 1058 00:57:13,266 --> 00:57:15,852 I just sold the last one to Mrs. Logan 1059 00:57:15,894 --> 00:57:17,020 like two minutes ago. 1060 00:57:17,604 --> 00:57:18,480 Mrs. Logan. 1061 00:57:19,564 --> 00:57:20,440 Okay. 1062 00:57:22,359 --> 00:57:24,319 Mrs. Logan! Excuse me. 1063 00:57:24,361 --> 00:57:25,362 Mrs. Logan! 1064 00:57:26,029 --> 00:57:28,114 -Hi, excuse me. -Oh, Trish, 1065 00:57:28,156 --> 00:57:29,908 your house is looking great. 1066 00:57:29,949 --> 00:57:31,534 Oh, thank you so much. 1067 00:57:31,576 --> 00:57:35,163 It's just I really need that reindeer. 1068 00:57:35,205 --> 00:57:37,874 Oh, I'm sorry. This is for my granddaughter. 1069 00:57:37,916 --> 00:57:40,085 I'm sure you could find her something else. 1070 00:57:40,126 --> 00:57:42,253 No, I can't. This is what she wants. 1071 00:57:42,295 --> 00:57:44,881 She's seven. She'll get over. 1072 00:57:45,215 --> 00:57:46,966 She's making a diorama. 1073 00:57:47,509 --> 00:57:49,177 I'll give you 50 bucks. 1074 00:57:49,219 --> 00:57:50,178 No! 1075 00:57:50,387 --> 00:57:51,513 It's a $30 profit! 1076 00:57:51,554 --> 00:57:53,306 It's not for sale! 1077 00:57:53,973 --> 00:57:55,600 -How about a hundred? -No! 1078 00:57:55,642 --> 00:57:58,436 -I told you it's not for sale! -Two hundred? 1079 00:57:58,978 --> 00:58:02,273 -No! It's my reindeer! -Mrs. Logan! 1080 00:58:02,315 --> 00:58:04,317 Where is your holiday spirit? 1081 00:58:06,152 --> 00:58:07,278 Calm down, ladies! 1082 00:58:10,156 --> 00:58:11,074 Yes! 1083 00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:13,451 No! 1084 00:58:14,452 --> 00:58:16,996 You killed my reindeer. 1085 00:58:19,124 --> 00:58:20,083 Oh... 1086 00:58:20,125 --> 00:58:21,418 I'm sorry, Mrs. Logan. 1087 00:58:22,210 --> 00:58:23,503 I'm so sorry. 1088 00:58:24,295 --> 00:58:26,214 I don't what came over me. 1089 00:58:29,175 --> 00:58:32,178 We all get caught up in the holiday spirit, dear. 1090 00:58:32,679 --> 00:58:37,350 On the other hand, I hope Diana takes you down. 1091 00:58:39,019 --> 00:58:40,854 She's lost all the holiday spirit. 1092 00:58:44,399 --> 00:58:46,317 Are you okay, Mrs. Logan? 1093 00:58:47,444 --> 00:58:49,279 Do you need anything, Mrs. Logan? 1094 00:58:54,367 --> 00:58:55,285 What's the problem? 1095 00:58:56,119 --> 00:58:57,454 Where's the holiday spirit? 1096 00:59:02,542 --> 00:59:03,877 It's okay, it's okay. 1097 00:59:07,213 --> 00:59:10,258 Okay, okay. I can work with this. 1098 00:59:16,681 --> 00:59:17,932 So good. 1099 00:59:19,059 --> 00:59:20,018 Good. 1100 00:59:21,102 --> 00:59:22,604 Oh! Good. 1101 00:59:25,607 --> 00:59:26,524 Good. 1102 00:59:28,234 --> 00:59:29,903 Very good! 1103 00:59:30,236 --> 00:59:33,031 * ...For Christmas and a Happy New Year * 1104 00:59:33,073 --> 00:59:36,034 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1105 00:59:36,076 --> 00:59:38,244 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1106 00:59:38,286 --> 00:59:40,246 * And a Happy New Year * 1107 00:59:41,247 --> 00:59:42,457 I need a Blitzen. 1108 00:59:42,499 --> 00:59:44,668 No, you need a tranquilizer. 1109 00:59:45,293 --> 00:59:48,296 We are running out of time. Okay? Chop-chop. 1110 00:59:48,338 --> 00:59:49,381 Look at this. 1111 00:59:49,422 --> 00:59:50,507 Is that my stag? 1112 00:59:51,091 --> 00:59:53,134 -What? -Hold this. 1113 00:59:56,429 --> 00:59:59,391 Do not come one step further! 1114 00:59:59,432 --> 01:00:02,227 Give me the hammer. 1115 01:00:03,978 --> 01:00:06,147 -That's my stag. -You gave it to me. 1116 01:00:06,189 --> 01:00:09,234 Nope. I lent it to you. You never brought it back. 1117 01:00:10,026 --> 01:00:10,694 Fine. 1118 01:00:11,861 --> 01:00:14,030 I want to make something very clear to you. 1119 01:00:14,280 --> 01:00:17,158 Skye does not love you more than she loves me. 1120 01:00:17,450 --> 01:00:19,285 What are you talking about? 1121 01:00:19,494 --> 01:00:20,954 Diana said that? 1122 01:00:21,371 --> 01:00:22,372 And worse. 1123 01:00:22,664 --> 01:00:24,290 Mom, that's crazy. 1124 01:00:25,000 --> 01:00:26,418 You know I love you. 1125 01:00:27,085 --> 01:00:28,128 More than her? 1126 01:00:28,586 --> 01:00:30,338 How can you ask me that? 1127 01:00:30,630 --> 01:00:32,465 Because we never talk anymore. 1128 01:00:33,133 --> 01:00:35,301 Because it's always so intense. 1129 01:00:35,468 --> 01:00:38,722 I don't want to be thinking about the future all the time. 1130 01:00:38,763 --> 01:00:41,141 But you're always pushing it and pushing it. 1131 01:00:42,350 --> 01:00:47,689 Look, I know you can't help it, but it's too much. 1132 01:00:51,234 --> 01:00:52,152 Honey. 1133 01:00:56,406 --> 01:00:57,323 Yeah? 1134 01:00:58,450 --> 01:01:00,577 Could I have the hammer? 1135 01:01:01,036 --> 01:01:01,745 Sorry. 1136 01:01:02,454 --> 01:01:03,455 I just... 1137 01:01:03,496 --> 01:01:04,998 I just need the hammer. 1138 01:01:05,623 --> 01:01:06,499 Yeah. 1139 01:01:10,795 --> 01:01:11,671 Blitzen. 1140 01:01:23,516 --> 01:01:25,352 -Hey. -Thanks for meeting me. 1141 01:01:25,685 --> 01:01:28,063 -What are you doing? -I need a Blitzen. 1142 01:01:28,104 --> 01:01:30,023 I need it for the judging tonight. 1143 01:01:30,065 --> 01:01:31,191 Blitzen? 1144 01:01:31,232 --> 01:01:32,776 Skye, aren't you a little worried 1145 01:01:32,817 --> 01:01:34,527 that you're turning in your mother? 1146 01:01:34,569 --> 01:01:36,321 What's wrong with that? 1147 01:01:36,363 --> 01:01:38,698 Well, for one thing she's completely out of control. 1148 01:01:38,740 --> 01:01:40,200 What about your mom? 1149 01:01:40,700 --> 01:01:42,035 You love my mom. 1150 01:01:42,369 --> 01:01:43,620 Not more than mine. 1151 01:01:43,828 --> 01:01:44,746 Wait, what? 1152 01:01:47,749 --> 01:01:49,334 -Did I miss something? -Look, 1153 01:01:50,543 --> 01:01:54,506 this thing with us, it isn't gonna work. 1154 01:01:55,548 --> 01:01:56,800 Wow! 1155 01:01:56,841 --> 01:01:58,593 You're ending this because of them. 1156 01:01:59,636 --> 01:02:01,429 It started because of them. 1157 01:02:02,305 --> 01:02:03,223 Not for me. 1158 01:02:05,475 --> 01:02:06,434 Jake. 1159 01:02:07,644 --> 01:02:09,187 You're really bailing because of our moms? 1160 01:02:09,229 --> 01:02:11,606 Or because you're scared you might be feeling something? 1161 01:02:13,692 --> 01:02:14,818 It's just... 1162 01:02:16,277 --> 01:02:18,446 The last thing I need right now is another relationship. 1163 01:02:19,531 --> 01:02:23,201 We hated each other before. No reason we can't go back to that. 1164 01:02:23,243 --> 01:02:24,577 Can we still be friends? 1165 01:02:25,328 --> 01:02:27,288 I don't know. Maybe we never were. 1166 01:02:57,569 --> 01:03:00,780 Tank, I'm a horrible person. 1167 01:03:09,372 --> 01:03:11,916 All right, Tank. It's time for the competition. 1168 01:03:13,251 --> 01:03:14,711 Come along. 1169 01:03:14,753 --> 01:03:16,671 There are many more houses to judge. 1170 01:03:16,713 --> 01:03:17,630 That's nice. 1171 01:03:19,632 --> 01:03:21,843 Yeah, they went through a lot of trouble. 1172 01:03:21,885 --> 01:03:25,555 We can get a good shot right here... 1173 01:03:31,102 --> 01:03:32,020 Let's go. 1174 01:03:34,272 --> 01:03:36,232 Yes, it looks like a tranquil town 1175 01:03:36,274 --> 01:03:38,651 full of holiday cheer, but scratch the surface, 1176 01:03:38,693 --> 01:03:40,987 you'll find a nest full of Christmas vipers... 1177 01:03:41,029 --> 01:03:44,032 Xander, what are we doing here? Didn't you get my message? 1178 01:03:44,074 --> 01:03:47,077 Yes, I got it. Okay, pan over there. Get that stuff. 1179 01:03:47,911 --> 01:03:49,662 Listen, you work for American Life, 1180 01:03:49,704 --> 01:03:52,707 which means I own the story and it's gonna be big. 1181 01:03:52,749 --> 01:03:55,126 You should watch, we start streaming Christmas Eve. 1182 01:03:55,168 --> 01:03:56,878 -You can't do this. -Watch me. 1183 01:03:56,920 --> 01:03:58,880 Pan over there. Get some white chalk, 1184 01:03:58,922 --> 01:04:00,674 we're coming up to Diana's house. 1185 01:04:04,886 --> 01:04:06,012 That's so cool. 1186 01:04:06,054 --> 01:04:07,263 Hi, everybody. 1187 01:04:07,305 --> 01:04:08,807 -Hi. -Hi. 1188 01:04:09,933 --> 01:04:11,851 Oh, Kendall, you brought the whole crew. 1189 01:04:11,893 --> 01:04:13,895 -That is so fantastic. -No, Diana... 1190 01:04:13,937 --> 01:04:17,065 Listen, everything you see here on my lawn is biodegradable. 1191 01:04:17,107 --> 01:04:19,025 Nothing you see will hurt the environment. 1192 01:04:19,067 --> 01:04:22,737 Yoo-hoo! There's no need to film second place over there. 1193 01:04:22,779 --> 01:04:24,322 Come on, come on over here. 1194 01:04:24,906 --> 01:04:25,782 Hi! 1195 01:04:26,741 --> 01:04:29,077 Hi! It's good to see you. 1196 01:04:29,119 --> 01:04:32,414 I have Rice Krispie treats, fresh gingerbread cookies 1197 01:04:32,455 --> 01:04:35,792 and white hot chocolate to wash it all down. 1198 01:04:35,834 --> 01:04:37,168 Why? 1199 01:04:37,210 --> 01:04:40,130 Because there's always room for dessert! 1200 01:04:49,806 --> 01:04:50,974 Wow! 1201 01:04:53,893 --> 01:04:55,854 What's the big deal if she wins? 1202 01:04:56,479 --> 01:04:57,939 She won't. 1203 01:04:57,981 --> 01:04:59,941 * Hark! The herald angels sing * 1204 01:04:59,983 --> 01:05:03,653 * Glory to the new-born king * 1205 01:05:03,695 --> 01:05:07,323 * Peace on earth and mercy mild * 1206 01:05:07,365 --> 01:05:10,660 She went low, I went lower. 1207 01:05:11,453 --> 01:05:15,707 * Joyful, all ye nations rise * 1208 01:05:15,749 --> 01:05:19,461 * Join the triumph of the skies * 1209 01:05:19,502 --> 01:05:22,839 * With the angelic host proclaim * 1210 01:05:27,844 --> 01:05:28,720 Mom! 1211 01:05:29,179 --> 01:05:30,096 Oh... 1212 01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:32,807 Okay. 1213 01:05:32,849 --> 01:05:35,185 -Did you just step me? -Are you kidding me? 1214 01:05:35,226 --> 01:05:37,187 -No. Oh! -Troop Nine? 1215 01:05:37,228 --> 01:05:39,314 You might as well called trained assassins. 1216 01:05:39,356 --> 01:05:41,066 You bribed the judges. 1217 01:05:41,107 --> 01:05:43,818 -You yellowed my snow. -Oh, come on. 1218 01:05:43,860 --> 01:05:46,821 That was Mrs. Logan's dogs because I couldn't... 1219 01:05:46,863 --> 01:05:47,739 Oh! 1220 01:05:56,206 --> 01:05:57,207 Santa! 1221 01:06:02,087 --> 01:06:03,004 Oh! 1222 01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:05,799 Oh! 1223 01:06:05,840 --> 01:06:07,008 No! 1224 01:06:08,802 --> 01:06:09,844 Oh, yeah! 1225 01:06:09,886 --> 01:06:11,304 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 1226 01:06:13,848 --> 01:06:14,724 Oh, God! 1227 01:06:15,183 --> 01:06:16,059 Oh! 1228 01:06:16,810 --> 01:06:18,520 Snowball fight! 1229 01:06:18,561 --> 01:06:21,106 Housewives Brawl! Shoot, shoot! 1230 01:06:21,147 --> 01:06:23,483 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1231 01:06:23,525 --> 01:06:26,027 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1232 01:06:26,069 --> 01:06:28,530 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1233 01:06:28,571 --> 01:06:31,032 * And a Happy New Year * 1234 01:06:32,283 --> 01:06:34,452 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1235 01:06:34,494 --> 01:06:36,871 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1236 01:06:36,913 --> 01:06:38,248 Stop it! 1237 01:06:38,289 --> 01:06:40,458 * We wish you a Merry Christmas * 1238 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:43,044 * And a Happy New Year * 1239 01:06:43,962 --> 01:06:46,381 We are in North Pole, Vermont, 1240 01:06:46,423 --> 01:06:49,092 watching an all-out Christmas War, 1241 01:06:49,134 --> 01:06:51,428 where two backstabbing former friends 1242 01:06:51,469 --> 01:06:53,138 tried to destroy each other. 1243 01:06:53,179 --> 01:06:54,889 -Turn it off! -Right before the... 1244 01:06:54,931 --> 01:06:56,307 Turn it off. 1245 01:06:56,349 --> 01:06:58,351 -Kendall, get out of the way. -No. 1246 01:06:58,977 --> 01:06:59,936 Oh, my God! 1247 01:07:00,437 --> 01:07:01,980 What do you mean "no"? 1248 01:07:05,567 --> 01:07:07,110 This is a hatchet job. 1249 01:07:09,446 --> 01:07:10,488 She played us. 1250 01:07:12,866 --> 01:07:15,785 -What kind of story is this, Kendall? -I'm so sorry. 1251 01:07:15,827 --> 01:07:19,164 It wasn't supposed to be like this. Not at first. 1252 01:07:19,873 --> 01:07:21,416 I invited you into my home. 1253 01:07:21,458 --> 01:07:23,960 I invited you over for Christmas dinner. 1254 01:07:25,378 --> 01:07:26,379 Christmas dinner? 1255 01:07:27,297 --> 01:07:28,548 That's our thing. 1256 01:07:28,590 --> 01:07:31,343 Everyone, American Life online, 1257 01:07:31,384 --> 01:07:33,511 The Real Housewives of the North Pole. 1258 01:07:33,553 --> 01:07:36,806 Tune in, we start streaming on Christmas Eve. 1259 01:07:38,058 --> 01:07:40,310 You are not American Life. 1260 01:07:40,518 --> 01:07:42,979 You're a low life. 1261 01:07:43,313 --> 01:07:47,359 A sleazeball, immoral, pathetic Scrooge-bag. 1262 01:07:47,400 --> 01:07:49,944 Oh, no, don't break that or I'll sue you. 1263 01:07:49,986 --> 01:07:53,281 You would also have to break cameras B and C as well. 1264 01:07:53,865 --> 01:07:55,408 Fine. I quit. 1265 01:07:57,869 --> 01:07:58,953 You already quit. 1266 01:08:06,586 --> 01:08:07,504 You... 1267 01:08:08,004 --> 01:08:09,339 You ruined Christmas. 1268 01:08:12,967 --> 01:08:16,513 You ruined everything. 1269 01:08:19,432 --> 01:08:22,477 Well, I guess you don't have to worry about that anymore, 1270 01:08:23,561 --> 01:08:25,480 because I'm done with this place. 1271 01:08:27,190 --> 01:08:28,525 I'm selling our house. 1272 01:08:33,321 --> 01:08:35,990 And I forfeit. 1273 01:08:38,201 --> 01:08:39,577 You're kidding! 1274 01:08:41,162 --> 01:08:42,455 Why would she do that? 1275 01:08:42,497 --> 01:08:45,000 Looks like we have a new winner. 1276 01:08:45,041 --> 01:08:48,920 The Golden Reindeer Award goes to Diana Forester! 1277 01:08:49,212 --> 01:08:52,465 No, no, no, I forfeit too. 1278 01:08:53,216 --> 01:08:55,218 I forfeit too. I forfeit too. 1279 01:08:57,220 --> 01:08:58,346 What is she doing? 1280 01:09:08,064 --> 01:09:09,607 Please tell me you got that. 1281 01:09:14,946 --> 01:09:15,989 How's London, dad? 1282 01:09:16,531 --> 01:09:18,408 Very English. Hey, guess what? 1283 01:09:19,451 --> 01:09:22,287 -I got the account. -Oh, I knew you would. 1284 01:09:22,328 --> 01:09:23,872 Yeah. Congratulations, dad. 1285 01:09:23,913 --> 01:09:26,332 -That's great. -Thanks, thanks, honey. 1286 01:09:26,750 --> 01:09:27,625 We miss you. 1287 01:09:28,418 --> 01:09:29,336 I miss you too. 1288 01:09:30,920 --> 01:09:33,923 If you guys don't mind, I'm gonna go to my room. 1289 01:09:34,424 --> 01:09:35,592 But it's Christmas Eve. 1290 01:09:37,802 --> 01:09:39,596 It doesn't really feel like it. 1291 01:09:41,890 --> 01:09:44,601 -Merry Christmas, dad. -Merry Christmas, baby. 1292 01:09:46,019 --> 01:09:48,938 I'll be right back. Skye, wait. 1293 01:09:53,610 --> 01:09:54,611 I'm sorry. 1294 01:09:56,613 --> 01:09:58,990 I'm sorry, I'm always on your case. I just... 1295 01:10:00,450 --> 01:10:02,369 I just want what's best for you. 1296 01:10:02,410 --> 01:10:03,286 I know. 1297 01:10:04,829 --> 01:10:06,414 But I'm not you, mom. 1298 01:10:07,957 --> 01:10:11,628 I don't want what you want, I want something else. 1299 01:10:31,481 --> 01:10:34,359 Well, you were right. 1300 01:10:35,568 --> 01:10:36,486 About what? 1301 01:10:37,821 --> 01:10:38,738 Everything. 1302 01:10:40,949 --> 01:10:42,075 Turn down the account. 1303 01:10:43,493 --> 01:10:44,411 What? 1304 01:10:44,911 --> 01:10:46,454 I don't care about moving. 1305 01:10:47,080 --> 01:10:48,998 I don't care about this house anymore, 1306 01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:50,834 or that stupid competition, 1307 01:10:50,875 --> 01:10:52,669 which I've forfeited by the way. 1308 01:10:55,005 --> 01:10:57,007 I've been spending all this time 1309 01:10:57,757 --> 01:10:59,384 creating this perfect image, 1310 01:10:59,426 --> 01:11:02,012 so that nobody would see what a mess I am. 1311 01:11:02,053 --> 01:11:05,098 Well, I don't care what anyone thinks anymore. 1312 01:11:05,682 --> 01:11:07,684 I only care about you and Skye. 1313 01:11:08,852 --> 01:11:11,688 And next time, I'm going on the trip with you. 1314 01:11:12,689 --> 01:11:16,735 I feel like a change of scenery will do us good. 1315 01:11:16,776 --> 01:11:19,154 Now there's the Trish I fell in love with. 1316 01:11:19,195 --> 01:11:20,530 I love you, honey. 1317 01:11:21,865 --> 01:11:22,991 I love you too. 1318 01:11:33,793 --> 01:11:35,503 Hey. I'm going to give you 1319 01:11:35,545 --> 01:11:36,880 your Christmas present right now. 1320 01:11:42,052 --> 01:11:44,012 I thought we were doing handmade gifts. 1321 01:11:44,054 --> 01:11:46,097 We are. I signed it. 1322 01:11:50,018 --> 01:11:51,519 Mom this is too much. 1323 01:11:51,561 --> 01:11:54,689 No, no, no, I had a great season. 1324 01:11:54,731 --> 01:11:56,858 I don't need you to worry about me 1325 01:11:56,900 --> 01:11:58,860 because I'm going to be just fine 1326 01:11:58,902 --> 01:12:01,029 and I want you to take that money 1327 01:12:01,071 --> 01:12:02,822 and go somewhere you wanna go, 1328 01:12:02,864 --> 01:12:06,201 do something that you want to do, okay? 1329 01:12:06,242 --> 01:12:07,952 You're going to figure it out. 1330 01:12:08,244 --> 01:12:09,412 I did. 1331 01:12:12,540 --> 01:12:15,001 -Thank you. -I love you, you're welcome, sweetie. 1332 01:12:21,758 --> 01:12:24,886 * Stockings hanging from the chimney * 1333 01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:27,639 * Lights are shining on the tree * 1334 01:12:27,681 --> 01:12:30,600 * Mistletoe with leaves of holly * 1335 01:12:30,642 --> 01:12:33,603 * They're a beautiful sightseeing * 1336 01:12:33,645 --> 01:12:36,773 * But each year I always dream of * 1337 01:12:36,815 --> 01:12:39,484 * Just one thing that comes above * 1338 01:12:39,526 --> 01:12:42,529 * Looking out the window each night * 1339 01:12:42,570 --> 01:12:45,782 * Hoping that it just might * 1340 01:12:46,616 --> 01:12:49,577 * Snow for Christmas * 1341 01:12:49,619 --> 01:12:52,455 * Cover all the world in white * 1342 01:12:52,497 --> 01:12:55,500 * Snow for Christmas * 1343 01:12:55,709 --> 01:12:58,253 * Making an enchanting sight * 1344 01:12:58,294 --> 01:13:03,925 * Oh, what I would give? * 1345 01:13:03,967 --> 01:13:10,849 * To see that wonderland again * 1346 01:13:14,853 --> 01:13:19,024 * Snow for Christmas * 1347 01:13:22,318 --> 01:13:25,071 * Snow for Christmas * 1348 01:13:25,113 --> 01:13:27,949 * Cover all the world in white * 1349 01:13:28,158 --> 01:13:30,952 * Snow for Christmas * 1350 01:13:31,161 --> 01:13:33,830 * Making an enchanting sight * 1351 01:13:34,247 --> 01:13:38,209 * Ooh! * 1352 01:13:43,673 --> 01:13:49,512 * Oh, please * 1353 01:13:49,554 --> 01:13:54,559 * Snow for Christmas * 1354 01:13:58,104 --> 01:13:59,647 -Troop Nine? -Oh! 1355 01:13:59,689 --> 01:14:02,108 You might as well called trained assassins. 1356 01:14:02,150 --> 01:14:03,902 You bribed the judges. 1357 01:14:03,943 --> 01:14:06,196 -You yellowed my snow. -Oh, come on. 1358 01:14:06,237 --> 01:14:08,782 That was Mrs. Logan's dogs because I couldn't... 1359 01:14:08,823 --> 01:14:09,699 Wait. 1360 01:14:10,700 --> 01:14:11,701 Santa! 1361 01:14:11,743 --> 01:14:13,244 Thank you, Santa! 1362 01:14:13,286 --> 01:14:15,163 Snowball fight! 1363 01:14:15,205 --> 01:14:17,582 -Troop Nine? -Oh, come on. 1364 01:14:17,624 --> 01:14:19,834 That was Mrs. Logan's dogs because I couldn't... 1365 01:14:19,876 --> 01:14:20,752 wait. 1366 01:14:21,711 --> 01:14:24,214 Santa! Thank you, Santa! 1367 01:14:24,255 --> 01:14:26,049 Snowball fight! 1368 01:14:26,216 --> 01:14:27,842 I forfeit! 1369 01:14:27,884 --> 01:14:29,678 ...as well called trained assassins. 1370 01:14:29,719 --> 01:14:31,596 You bribed the judges. 1371 01:14:31,638 --> 01:14:34,015 -You yellowed my snow. -Oh, come on. 1372 01:14:34,057 --> 01:14:36,184 That was Mrs. Logan's dogs because I couldn't... 1373 01:14:36,226 --> 01:14:37,143 Please! 1374 01:14:38,687 --> 01:14:40,855 Santa! Thank you, Santa! 1375 01:14:40,897 --> 01:14:42,565 Snowball fight! 1376 01:15:10,677 --> 01:15:12,053 What are you doing here? 1377 01:15:12,095 --> 01:15:14,097 And why are you dressed like that? 1378 01:15:14,347 --> 01:15:16,266 All my clothes are in the laundry 1379 01:15:16,307 --> 01:15:18,727 and I wanted to talk to you tonight. 1380 01:15:18,935 --> 01:15:20,770 Are you legit crazy? 1381 01:15:21,730 --> 01:15:25,817 Maybe. And maybe I'm also jobless and living at home, 1382 01:15:26,359 --> 01:15:28,778 but I'm also hopelessly in love with you. 1383 01:15:29,404 --> 01:15:30,280 Jake. 1384 01:15:32,240 --> 01:15:34,200 I'm sorry about what I said before. 1385 01:15:35,869 --> 01:15:36,953 I'm sorry, too. 1386 01:15:38,455 --> 01:15:39,372 You were right. 1387 01:15:40,248 --> 01:15:43,209 I was scared, I still am. 1388 01:15:44,169 --> 01:15:45,086 Me too. 1389 01:15:46,463 --> 01:15:50,133 But I think I'm more scared of losing you, and... 1390 01:15:51,009 --> 01:15:52,635 And also falling. 1391 01:15:52,844 --> 01:15:55,847 Yeah, I don't want this to end like Romeo and Juliet. 1392 01:15:55,889 --> 01:15:56,848 Me neither. 1393 01:15:59,684 --> 01:16:01,019 So what do we do? 1394 01:16:03,813 --> 01:16:04,731 Get in here. 1395 01:16:07,150 --> 01:16:08,860 I was hoping you'd say that. 1396 01:16:08,902 --> 01:16:09,778 Okay. 1397 01:16:10,945 --> 01:16:13,156 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I got it, I got it. 1398 01:16:27,087 --> 01:16:28,046 -Come on. -Wait. 1399 01:16:28,088 --> 01:16:29,673 Hush! Hush! 1400 01:16:29,714 --> 01:16:31,341 She's gonna listen to us. 1401 01:16:31,383 --> 01:16:33,593 -She's gonna hear us. -Come on. Let's go. 1402 01:16:35,387 --> 01:16:37,389 -Let's go, let's go. -Really? 1403 01:16:39,599 --> 01:16:41,601 -Oh! -Go! Go! 1404 01:16:42,268 --> 01:16:44,270 Merry Christmas! 1405 01:16:45,397 --> 01:16:48,274 Looks like someone made the naughty list. 1406 01:16:49,526 --> 01:16:51,486 How long has this been going on? 1407 01:16:52,445 --> 01:16:54,280 Well, there's 12 Days of Christmas. 1408 01:16:54,989 --> 01:16:57,283 You've been lying to us this entire time. 1409 01:16:58,618 --> 01:17:04,207 Lying, ice skating, drinking your wine. 1410 01:17:04,249 --> 01:17:06,042 We're in a relationship... 1411 01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:07,335 I think. 1412 01:17:08,420 --> 01:17:10,130 -Yeah. -So the both of you 1413 01:17:10,171 --> 01:17:12,549 were just gonna have to get used to it. 1414 01:17:12,590 --> 01:17:16,302 And while we're on the subject of getting used to things, 1415 01:17:17,512 --> 01:17:19,723 I'm not going to grad school next year. 1416 01:17:20,140 --> 01:17:21,599 I'm taking a gap year. 1417 01:17:21,641 --> 01:17:24,019 And I'm gonna take a year, no gap. 1418 01:17:24,060 --> 01:17:27,647 Yeah, we're gonna teach English to kids in Africa. 1419 01:17:27,689 --> 01:17:29,607 Or South America. We haven't really decided. 1420 01:17:29,649 --> 01:17:32,235 Really, I know. We haven't really talked about it. 1421 01:17:32,277 --> 01:17:33,403 -We will. -I know. 1422 01:17:35,321 --> 01:17:36,740 Well, let's us know. 1423 01:17:37,741 --> 01:17:38,742 I think... 1424 01:17:39,284 --> 01:17:40,243 This is... 1425 01:17:40,285 --> 01:17:41,161 This is... 1426 01:17:41,494 --> 01:17:42,662 I think that... 1427 01:17:44,247 --> 01:17:45,373 Sounds amazing. 1428 01:17:46,332 --> 01:17:47,250 Really? 1429 01:17:47,500 --> 01:17:49,294 I thought you might be upset. 1430 01:17:50,712 --> 01:17:53,465 All we've ever wanted is for the two of you 1431 01:17:53,506 --> 01:17:54,466 to get together. 1432 01:17:54,507 --> 01:17:56,051 We could be in laws. 1433 01:17:56,092 --> 01:17:58,345 -We could be co-grandparents! -Yes! 1434 01:17:58,386 --> 01:18:01,306 -Okay! Okay! -Let's not jump the gun here, please. 1435 01:18:01,348 --> 01:18:02,265 Slow it down. 1436 01:18:05,643 --> 01:18:07,187 Are you really gonna move? 1437 01:18:08,313 --> 01:18:09,189 I don't know. 1438 01:18:12,525 --> 01:18:14,235 I'm so sorry, Trish. I... 1439 01:18:15,320 --> 01:18:17,447 I behaved like a crazy person. 1440 01:18:17,489 --> 01:18:20,700 And I'm so sorry that I threw the frap in your face. 1441 01:18:20,742 --> 01:18:23,578 It was kind of refreshing. You know? It was nice. 1442 01:18:24,120 --> 01:18:26,331 I only said those terrible things 1443 01:18:26,373 --> 01:18:30,210 because I'm jealous of how you and Skye are together. 1444 01:18:31,544 --> 01:18:32,671 Because she's not mine. 1445 01:18:33,421 --> 01:18:34,547 I mean ask Jake. 1446 01:18:34,839 --> 01:18:37,384 It is not easy being my son. 1447 01:18:37,592 --> 01:18:38,760 You don't have to... 1448 01:18:41,304 --> 01:18:42,222 You were right. 1449 01:18:43,556 --> 01:18:46,059 I have been leaning on him way too much this year 1450 01:18:46,101 --> 01:18:48,269 and then I took it out on you. 1451 01:18:48,895 --> 01:18:51,564 Hey, what are friends for? 1452 01:18:55,443 --> 01:18:56,486 Merry Christmas. 1453 01:18:57,612 --> 01:18:59,239 Oh, Kendall. 1454 01:19:00,323 --> 01:19:02,117 You're wasting your time here. 1455 01:19:02,158 --> 01:19:04,619 There is nothing here to shoot. 1456 01:19:04,661 --> 01:19:06,454 I'm not here for that. 1457 01:19:07,539 --> 01:19:08,456 Actually I quit. 1458 01:19:09,582 --> 01:19:11,626 But I do have something for both of you. 1459 01:19:16,381 --> 01:19:17,424 Oh. 1460 01:19:18,425 --> 01:19:20,260 Oh, thank you, Kendall. 1461 01:19:20,552 --> 01:19:22,554 The thing is, I lost sight 1462 01:19:22,595 --> 01:19:25,390 of why I became a writer in the first place. 1463 01:19:26,141 --> 01:19:28,101 To bring a little happiness to people. 1464 01:19:28,768 --> 01:19:31,438 I'm so sorry for everything. 1465 01:19:32,856 --> 01:19:35,859 But you'll be happy to know that people were too busy 1466 01:19:35,900 --> 01:19:37,360 celebrating Christmas 1467 01:19:37,402 --> 01:19:39,529 to watch the piece of trash website. 1468 01:19:40,780 --> 01:19:43,158 -I watched it. -I saw the whole thing. 1469 01:19:43,199 --> 01:19:44,409 -Everything. -Every frame. 1470 01:19:45,952 --> 01:19:49,164 I'm so embarrassed of how I acted. 1471 01:19:50,415 --> 01:19:52,625 Okay, well, I guess I better get going. 1472 01:19:54,919 --> 01:19:56,546 You can't just leave. 1473 01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:59,174 -What? -No, it's Christmas. 1474 01:19:59,215 --> 01:20:00,675 Yeah, I mean... 1475 01:20:00,717 --> 01:20:04,554 And the spirit of Christmas is all about... 1476 01:20:04,846 --> 01:20:05,722 Forgiveness. 1477 01:20:07,182 --> 01:20:10,393 -I'm so sorry. I missed you. -I missed you too. 1478 01:20:10,435 --> 01:20:12,228 I'm so sorry. 1479 01:20:12,270 --> 01:20:14,647 Why don't I have my camera now? 1480 01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:18,360 Mom. 1481 01:20:29,829 --> 01:20:31,331 They came back. 1482 01:20:31,373 --> 01:20:32,290 They're back! 1483 01:20:33,500 --> 01:20:35,251 They did make it this year. 1484 01:20:39,589 --> 01:20:40,590 Jake. 1485 01:20:44,219 --> 01:20:46,221 It's a Christmas miracle. 1486 01:20:50,600 --> 01:20:52,352 You see there? It's just magical! 1487 01:20:54,854 --> 01:20:56,398 Hey, look who it is. 1488 01:20:59,859 --> 01:21:01,611 He brought the reindeer back. 1489 01:21:01,653 --> 01:21:04,698 Okay, if that's not a sign, I don't know what is. 1490 01:21:11,413 --> 01:21:12,580 Okay, all right. 1491 01:21:18,795 --> 01:21:19,921 You found them. 1492 01:21:20,880 --> 01:21:22,340 Well, they found us. 1493 01:21:22,382 --> 01:21:23,842 Listen, everything I said before, 1494 01:21:23,883 --> 01:21:25,719 I was just scared. 1495 01:21:26,511 --> 01:21:28,847 I haven't been single in a really long time, 1496 01:21:28,888 --> 01:21:30,265 everything is different, 1497 01:21:31,391 --> 01:21:34,853 and I wouldn't even know what to say on a first date. 1498 01:21:35,645 --> 01:21:39,607 If you don't know what to say, start with "Merry Christmas." 1499 01:21:41,943 --> 01:21:42,902 I can do that. 1500 01:21:44,404 --> 01:21:46,781 And then maybe we can try "Happy New Year." 1501 01:21:48,324 --> 01:21:51,494 Will you still be here in New Year's? 1502 01:21:51,870 --> 01:21:54,456 Well, I thought that once I found the reindeer 1503 01:21:54,706 --> 01:21:56,458 I'd want to leave, but I... 1504 01:21:57,792 --> 01:21:58,710 I don't. 1505 01:22:01,588 --> 01:22:06,051 That is great because Groundhog's Day 1506 01:22:06,092 --> 01:22:08,845 around here is pretty epic. 1507 01:22:09,596 --> 01:22:10,722 Don't say. 1508 01:22:10,972 --> 01:22:12,932 It's like a happy little family again. 1509 01:22:16,019 --> 01:22:16,978 Duty calls. 1510 01:22:17,604 --> 01:22:18,480 Yeah. 1511 01:22:18,938 --> 01:22:19,981 -See you. -Yeah. 1512 01:22:20,023 --> 01:22:21,566 There's so many of them. 1513 01:22:29,449 --> 01:22:30,575 Did you see that? 1514 01:22:30,825 --> 01:22:31,743 What? 1515 01:22:32,035 --> 01:22:34,287 That reindeer had a red nose. 1516 01:22:37,040 --> 01:22:39,000 -Come on. -Shut up and kiss me. 1517 01:22:40,710 --> 01:22:42,045 No, I'm not kidding, it... 1518 01:22:45,799 --> 01:22:48,927 Have to have my photo. You know I do, I do. 1519 01:22:48,968 --> 01:22:51,805 Okay, get in your positions, in front of the tree. 1520 01:22:52,138 --> 01:22:54,724 Are you sure you don't wanna be on it? 1521 01:22:54,766 --> 01:22:55,684 Maybe next year. 1522 01:22:56,434 --> 01:22:58,311 Yeah. Maybe next year. 1523 01:22:58,937 --> 01:23:00,021 -Yes. -Yeah. 1524 01:23:00,063 --> 01:23:01,606 All right. 1525 01:23:01,648 --> 01:23:03,358 Okay. Get together. 1526 01:23:04,150 --> 01:23:05,443 Say, "Cheese." 1527 01:23:05,485 --> 01:23:06,945 We have a different tradition. 1528 01:23:07,487 --> 01:23:08,488 Ready? 1529 01:23:08,905 --> 01:23:10,782 Pumpkin Cheesecake! 1530 01:23:13,493 --> 01:23:16,955 * I want it to be Christmas * 1531 01:23:16,996 --> 01:23:20,083 * I swear it should be Christmas * 1532 01:23:20,125 --> 01:23:24,671 * I wish it could be Christmas every day * 1533 01:23:27,173 --> 01:23:31,386 * I hear the sleigh bells ringing * 1534 01:23:34,139 --> 01:23:38,059 * I feel the magic in the air * 1535 01:23:40,645 --> 01:23:45,400 * I see the snowflakes falling on everything * 1536 01:23:46,651 --> 01:23:50,405 * I know the Christmas is here * 1537 01:23:52,907 --> 01:23:57,996 * Now all the presents are stacked under the tree * 1538 01:23:59,497 --> 01:24:03,710 * And all the lights are home... * 1539 01:24:06,129 --> 01:24:10,884 * And everybody is going out caroling * 1540 01:24:12,677 --> 01:24:15,555 * 'Cause it's that time... * 102045