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>> MY LEGS HURT.
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>> YOU WANT THE ROLE, DON'T YOU?
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STAY FOCUSED ON THE MISSION.
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>> MY BUTT HURTS.
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>> NO PAIN, NO GAIN.
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>> MY TEETH HURT.
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>> OOH, THAT'S PROBABLY BAD.
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OH! HEY.
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>> MAKE-OUT BREAK.
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>> MM-MM.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YOU KNOW, GIRL, DO NOT START
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SOMETHING YOU CAN'T FINISH.
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>> [chuckles]
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WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?
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>> YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT
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MEANS.
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ONCE AGAIN MY NAME IS NOT THE
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ONLY THING THAT'S BLUE.
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>> RELAX.
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I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS WHO
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KISS.
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>> WELL, IT'S BEEN THREE WEEKS.
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WHAT IF I WANT TO DO MORE THAN
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JUST KISS?
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>> WELL, THEN YOU NEED TO BE
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MORE THAN JUST MY FRIEND.
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>> LOOK, YOU KNOW WE'RE MORE
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THAN FRIENDS.
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>> OH, REALLY?
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WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THIS?
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>> THIS I WOULD CALL RIDICULOUS.
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I'M A GROWN-ASS MAN STANDING IN
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THE BUSHES WITH A CHUMPY.
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>> NO, THAT'S CALLED A PERV.
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I'M TALKING ABOUT US.
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>> I DON'T KNOW.
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LOOK, I KNOW THAT I LIKE YOU, I
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KNOW I LIKE DOING THINGS WITH
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YOU, AND I KNOW I WANT TO KEEP
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DOING THINGS WITH YOU.
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NASTY THINGS WITH YOU.
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>> [laughs]
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SEE, NOW THAT IS WHY YOU'RE
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STANDING IN THE BUSHES WITH A
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CHUMPY, CHUMP.
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COME ON, LET'S GO FINISH THE
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MISSION.
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>> I NEED A MINUTE.
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NAKED GRANDMA, NAKED GRANDMA,
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NAKED GRANDMA.
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AH, THERE WE GO.
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[rock music]
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[rock music]
♪
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♪
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>> HEY, POOK, WHAT YOU DOING?
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PLAYING WORDS WITH FRIENDSWITH
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YOUR PRISON WIFE?
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>> HA-HA, NO, BABY.
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I'M WORKING ON MY NEW BUSINESS
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PLAN.
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YO, APPARENTLY YOUR BOY RICK FOX
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BOUGHT A GUN, SO HE WON'T BE
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NEEDING MY SECURITY SERVICES
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NOW.
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>> WHAT?
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>> YEAH.
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>> AH!
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DAMN THAT RICK FOX!
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LORD, YOU KNOW WHAT, MAY HE JUST
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SHOOT HIMSELF IN THE FACE.
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AMEN?
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[knock at door]
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>> YEAH, SAY A PRAYER FOR ME
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TOO.
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BUSINESS IS SLOW DOWN HERE.
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I'M GONNA HAVE TO KEEP SOME OF
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MY CLIENTS UP NORTH JUST TO MAKE
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ENDS MEET.
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>> YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT, BABY.
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>> [grunts]
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>> OKAY?
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>> MM-HMM.
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>> OH.
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>> HEY, GIRL.
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>> HEY.
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>> WHAT'S UP, POOKIE?
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>> WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
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>> SCARY MOVIE 5TIME.
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YOU READY?
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>> YEAH, LET ME JUST GET MY
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WEED BAG.
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>> YO, WEED?
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>> I MEAN MY PURSE.
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>> FOR REAL?
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>> OKAY, AND DO NOT JUDGE ME.
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YOU KNOW I HAVE GLAUCOMAS.
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>> YEAH, RIGHT.
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>> ALL RIGHT, POOKIE.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> LOVE YOU.
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>> ALL RIGHT. LOVE YOU TOO.
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>> BYE, POOKIE.
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>> ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL BE GOOD.
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>> OH, WE GONNA BE GOOD.
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>> ALL RIGHT.
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>> MM.
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HEY.
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>> OKAY, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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>> WHAT THE HELL?
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SO WE NOT GONNA GO SEE
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SCARY MOVIE 5?
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>> SPOILER ALERT: GIRL, IT AIN'T
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BEEN FUNNY SINCE THE WAYANS.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT, TASHA, THIS IS
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SOME B.S.
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NOW I'M ABOUT TO MISS MY MOVIE
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BECAUSE OF YOU AND YOUR...
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VEHICULAR FREAKNIK.
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>> DON'T WORRY, JASON'S WIFE.
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I'M NOT DOING THIS
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BACK-AND-FORTH ANYMORE.
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TASHA, IT'S EITHER ME OR PINKIE.
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>> POOKIE.
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>> WHATEVER. CHOOSE.
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>> LOOK, RICK, I'M TIRED OF
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CHEATING TOO, OKAY?
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IT AIN'T IN MY BLOOD.
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GIVES ME AGITA.
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LOOK, I LOVE YOU, RICK, OKAY?
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AND I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT YOU.
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LORD KNOWS I'VE TRIED.
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I'M JUST GONNA HAVE TO LET
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PINKIE GO.
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POOKIE.
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>> REALLY?
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>> REALLY?
>> REALLY.
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>> REALLY.
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>> [sighs]
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POOR, POOR POOKIE.
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>> OH, GOD. WAIT, POOKIE.
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I GOTTA BREAK THE NEWS TO HIM.
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>> OOH, USE SPEAKERPHONE.
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>> NO.
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COME ON, RICK, ME AND POOKIE,
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WE'VE BEEN DOWN FOR EACH OTHER
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SINCE WE WERE KIDS, ALL RIGHT?
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I'VE ALREADY DONE ENOUGH TO HURT
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HIM.
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JUST GIVE ME A DAY OR TWO, OKAY?
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>> ALL RIGHT, BABE, I GOT YOU.
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>> [chuckles]
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>> ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?
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>> IT'S HARD TO GET MY PANTS
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OFF.
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>> NO, NO, NO, I'M GONNA GET
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THESE PANTS OFF.
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>> YEAH, GET IT. BABY.
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>> OH, YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU MIGHT
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WANT TO HURRY UP AND CATCH THAT
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MOVIE.
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MOVIE.
>> YEAH, TWICE.
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>> YEAH, TWICE.
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>> WELL, WELL, WELL.
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MISS SHEIBANI.
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WE MEET AGAIN.
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>> MR. WRIGHT.
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WELL, I KNOW YOU'VE CALLED MY
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OFFICE SEVERAL TIMES FOR A
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MEETING, BUT LIKE I TOLD YOU
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BEFORE, WE'RE JUST IN DIFFERENT
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BUSINESSES.
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NOW, IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I
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HAVE A MEETING WITH AN
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UP-AND-COMING JAPANESE TEXTILE
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IMPORTER, MR. TEMPURA, AND I--
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OH, GOD.
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>> ARIGATO.
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I WAS GONNA GO WITH MR. MIYAGI,
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BUT IT FELT TOO JOKEY.
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NOW LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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>> I TOLD YOU, I AM NOT
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INTERESTED IN WORKING WITH YOU
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UNLESS YOU ARE SERIOUS ABOUT
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TAKING YOUR BRAND TO THE NEXT
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LEVEL.
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AND YOUR BADONKADONK BURGER
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JOINT DOESN'T SAY SERIOUS OR
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NEXT LEVEL.
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IT SAYS HEART DISEASE.
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>> OKAY, I GOT YOU.
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WELL, I BROUGHT ALONG 50,000 OF
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MY FRIENDS...
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BOOM, BOOM.
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THEY CAN VOUCH FOR JUST HOW
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SERIOUS I AM.
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I WAS GONNA PUT IT IN A
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BRIEFCASE, BUT IT FELT TOO
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JOKEY.
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>> GOOD-BYE, MALIK.
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>> OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
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MISS SHEIBANI.
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YES, I COULD GO WITH ANOTHER
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BUSINESS CONSULTANT, BUT I'VE
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DONE MY RESEARCH.
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I LOVE THE WAY YOU DO BUSINESS.
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YOU'RE YOUNG, YOU'RE FLY, YOU'RE
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SUCCESSFUL, YOU'RE--YOU'RE THE
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FEMALE VERSION OF MALIK WRIGHT.
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AND I SEE YOU SPORT THE WIDOW'S
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PEAK TOO.
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I LOVE THAT. LOVE--
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.
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MISS SHEIBANI, YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SORRY.
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IN ALL SERIOUSNESS, MY SHELF
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LIFE AS AN ATHLETE IS ALMOST UP.
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AND I REALLY WANT TO--NO, I NEED
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TO CREATE A FUTURE FOR MYSELF.
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AND MY GUT IS TELLING ME THAT'S
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WITH YOU.
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>> I LIKED THE PART WHERE YOU
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CALLED ME YOUNG AND FLY.
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OKAY.
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IF YOU ARE AS SERIOUS AS YOU
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SOUND, MEET ME AT SHEIBANI
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TOWERS TOMORROW, 11:00 A.M.,
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SUITE 3512, OKAY?
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BE THERE ON TIME OR DO NOT BE
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THERE AT ALL.
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>> I GOT IT.
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I'LL BE THERE 11:00 A.M.
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TOMORROW MORNING.
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[laughter and chatter]
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>> OKAY, LADIES.
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[bell dinging]
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ALL RIGHT, LADIES.
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LADIES. HEIFERS! HEIFERS!
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DAMN.
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THANK YOU.
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OKAY.
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NOW, AS YOU KNOW, I AM YOUR NEW
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SUNBEAM PRESIDENT, SO FEEL FREE
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TO HENCEFORTH AND FORTHWITH
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REFER TO ME AS MADAM PRESIDENT.
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OH, AND TO MY LATINAS, IT'S
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EL PRESIDENTE.
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AND TO YOU HOOD RATS, IT'S
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THE DON-DADA.
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AND SO ON AND SO FORTH.
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>> WHAT ABOUT LYING?
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>> OOH, EXCUSE YOU, NEWBIE.
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OKAY, EL PRESIDENTEIS STILL
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HABLA-ING.
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>> [chuckles]
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>> NOW, PRE-SEASON, IT IS COMING
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UP ON US, OKAY, SO I HAVE A LIST
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OF ACTIVITIES, AND I'M GONNA BE
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NEEDING SOME VOLUNTEERS FOR IT.
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SO I'M GONNA START WITH YOU
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ROOKIE SUNBEAMS.
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>> OKAY.
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OOH, BAKE SALE.
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GOT MY NAME WRITTEN ALL OVER
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THAT LITERALLY.
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CHARDONIZZAY. OKAY.
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I'M JUST PLAYING.
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>> EW.
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>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT SURE
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I'M GONNA BE A SUNBEAM MUCH
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LONGER.
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>> WHY? WHAT ELSE YOU GOT TO DO?
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>> WELL, I'M NOT REALLY
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COMFORTABLE DISCUSSING MY
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BUSINESS IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.
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>> IS THIS SEX BUSINESS?
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>> I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT
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IT.
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>> OH, HELL.
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ALL RIGHT, WRAP IT UP, LADIES.
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[bell dinging]
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KEIRA'S ABOUT TO LOSE BLUE OVER
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SOME SEX BUSINESS.
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NOW I DON'T KNOW IF SHE
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FREAKY-DEAKY OR SHE AIN'T
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FREAKY ENOUGH, OKAY?
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BUT I WILL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE
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RECONVENE.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THAT'S IT FOR NOW, SUNBEAMS.
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GO ON, LADIES.
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GET UP OUT OF HERE.
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YOU HEARD THE BELL.
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[bell dings]
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TIME'S UP.
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ALL RIGHT.
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THANK YOU.
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UH-UH, NOT YOU, CINDERELLA.
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I DIDN'T FORGET ABOUT THAT
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LITTLE LIAR REMARK, OKAY?
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YOUR ROOKIE BUTT, GIRL, YOU GOT
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CLEANUP DUTY.
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>> [scoffs] WHATEVER.
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>> GO ON.
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>> BOSSY.
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>> WHAT'S THE PROBLEM, LITTLE
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GIRL?
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>> THINGS ARE JUST KIND OF
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GETTING OUT OF HAND WITH ME AND
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BLUE.
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>> OH, LORD.
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IF HE BEAT YOU, I DON'T WANT TO
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KNOW.
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WE GOT A REAL BIG GAME THIS W--
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>> NO, HE DIDN'T BEAT ME.
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>> WELL, THEN WHAT'S THE
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PROBLEM?
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HE TOO BIG?
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HE TOO SMALL?
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NO, NO, HE TOO BIG, HUH?
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HE GOT ONE OF THEM ELEPHANT
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TRUNKS, DON'T HE?
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>> UM, I DON'T KNOW.
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I'VE NEVER SEEN IT.
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>> WHY NOT?
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>> BECAUSE WE'VE NEVER DONE IT.
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AND I'M NOT EVEN SURE I WANT HIM
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TO BE MY FIRST.
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>> FIRST WHAT?
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FIRST FOOTBALL PLAYER?
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>> NO.
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>> YOUR FIRST BLACK MAN?
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'CAUSE, YOU KNOW WHAT, I READ
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ABOUT YOU AND THAT McCULKIN.
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>> NO.
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>> WELL, DAMN, YOU CAN'T MEAN
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THAT YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD SEX
340
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THAT YOU AIN'T NEVER HAD SEX
BEFORE.
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BEFORE.
342
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>> A VIRGIN?
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GIRL, WAIT A MINUTE.
344
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AIN'T YOU ABOUT 25?
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>> IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.
346
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I JUST HAVEN'T MET THE GUY THAT
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I WANT TO GO THERE WITH.
348
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YOU KNOW, ALL THE GUYS I MEET
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ARE ACTORS OR DIRECTORS OR SOME
350
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BALLERS AND JUST GUYS THAT WANT
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TO RUN THROUGH A BUNCH OF CHICKS
352
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LIKE MALIK.
353
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NO OFFENSE.
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>> NONE TAKEN.
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GIRL, MY SON IS DISGUSTING.
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>> DISGUSTING.
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>> I KNOW WHERE YOU COMING FROM,
358
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BUT IF I WOULD HAVE BELIEVED
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EVERYTHING I HEARD ABOUT
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FOOTBALL PLAYERS, I NEVER WOULD
361
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HAVE GOT WITH JASON.
362
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I THINK EVERYBODY DESERVES A
363
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BLANK CANVAS.
364
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>> PSSH, BUMP A BLANK CANVAS.
365
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OKAY, LOVE IS MESSY.
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IT AIN'T EVER BEEN A PRETTY
367
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PICTURE.
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I MEAN, SOMETIMES IT'S MUSCULAR,
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STOCKY, WITH TWO STRIKES.
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OTHER TIMES IT'S BIG, DUMB, WITH
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JOHNNY MATHIS HAIR.
372
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SO WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
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WHAT, YOU JUST GONNA WALK
374
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THROUGH LIFE WITH WHITE WALLS?
375
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NO, YOU NEED SOMEBODY TO COME IN
376
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THERE AND JUST BANG THEM WALLS
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OUT, JUST...
378
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[growls]
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JUST TEAR 'EM DOWN.
380
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>> UH, OKAY, I APPRECIATE THE
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MOTHERLY ADVICE, BUT I'M GOOD.
382
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I'M JUST GONNA STICK TO MY LIST,
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AND WHEN I MEET THE GUY THAT
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LIVES UP TO IT, THEN MAYBE I'LL
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THINK ABOUT LETTING MY WALLS
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COME DOWN.
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>> WELL, GIRL, WHAT'S ON YOUR
388
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LIST?
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>> [chuckles]
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>> WELL, "A," SOMEONE WHO
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DOESN'T THINK WINING AND DINING
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ME IS GONNA GET THEM IN MY
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PANTS.
394
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I CAN PAY FOR MY OWN FOOD, THANK
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YOU VERY MUCH.
396
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>> YES.
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00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,360
>> MM, OKAY.
398
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WHAT ELSE YOU GOT?
399
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>> "B," SOMEONE WHO HAS MY BACK
400
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FOR A CHANGE.
401
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I'M TIRED OF BEING SOMEONE'S ARM
402
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CANDY.
403
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:29,976
IT'D BE NICE TO, YOU KNOW,
404
00:10:29,976 --> 00:10:31,326
HAVE SOMEONE CARE ABOUT MY
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00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:31,979
CAREER.
406
00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:32,587
>> MM-HMM.
407
00:10:32,587 --> 00:10:33,414
>> OKAY.
408
00:10:33,414 --> 00:10:35,286
ANYTHING ELSE, PRINCESS?
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>> SOMEONE WHO CAN MAKE ME
410
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LAUGH EVEN WHEN THINGS ARE BAD.
411
00:10:39,769 --> 00:10:43,511
>> OH.
412
00:10:43,511 --> 00:10:45,209
>> GIRL, I'M GETTING READY TO DO
413
00:10:45,209 --> 00:10:46,427
IT RIGHT NOW.
414
00:10:46,427 --> 00:10:47,298
JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE AIN'T NO
415
00:10:47,298 --> 00:10:48,908
SHARP OBJECTS UP IN HERE.
416
00:10:48,908 --> 00:10:50,562
OKAY, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW HE GOT TWO
417
00:10:50,562 --> 00:10:51,389
STRIKES.
418
00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:53,347
I AIN'T TRYING TO GET TO THREE.
419
00:10:53,347 --> 00:10:55,959
OKAY?
420
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ALL RIGHT, I'LL CALL YOU LATER,
421
00:10:56,786 --> 00:10:57,787
BABY.
422
00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,788
BABY.
BYE.
423
00:10:59,788 --> 00:11:04,533
BYE.
424
00:11:04,533 --> 00:11:05,099
>> HEY, BABE.
425
00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:05,664
>> HEY.
426
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:06,534
>> HUH?
427
00:11:06,534 --> 00:11:07,448
JUST GOT MY INTERNATIONAL FLYING
428
00:11:07,448 --> 00:11:08,537
PAPERS.
429
00:11:08,537 --> 00:11:09,668
AND I'M HEADED TO JUAREZ WITH
430
00:11:09,668 --> 00:11:11,235
2 CHAINZ.
431
00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:12,583
>> OKAY, SO, WAIT, SO YOU HEADED
432
00:11:12,583 --> 00:11:13,846
TO MEXICO, BUT YOU GONNA LEAVE
433
00:11:13,846 --> 00:11:14,890
MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE LIKE
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00:11:14,890 --> 00:11:16,240
TIJUANA AFTER THE CARTEL DONE
435
00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:16,806
RAN THROUGH IT?
436
00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,503
SOMETHING GOT TO GIVE, POOK.
437
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:19,982
>> OH, WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.
438
00:11:19,982 --> 00:11:21,462
THIS--THIS IS A SIDE EFFECT OF
439
00:11:21,462 --> 00:11:23,508
THE "CHANGE," ISN'T IT?
440
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:24,466
>> HOW DARE YOU?
441
00:11:24,466 --> 00:11:25,466
OKAY, THE ONLY THING NEEDS TO
442
00:11:25,466 --> 00:11:28,121
CHANGE UP IN HERE IS YOU.
443
00:11:28,121 --> 00:11:29,123
HELL, YOU'RE SMOTHERING ME,
444
00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:30,080
POOK, DAMN.
445
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,475
I NEED SOME SPACE.
446
00:11:33,475 --> 00:11:35,869
>> TASHA, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
447
00:11:35,869 --> 00:11:37,522
>> LOOK, I'M SAYING, I'M TIRED
448
00:11:37,522 --> 00:11:39,176
OF LOOKING AT YOUR MESS, OKAY?
449
00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:39,915
I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR
450
00:11:39,915 --> 00:11:40,874
SOCKS.
451
00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,440
TIRED OF LOOKING AT YOUR BOOKS.
452
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,268
TERRY MCMILLAN, TOM CLANCY,
453
00:11:44,268 --> 00:11:45,442
YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE.
454
00:11:45,442 --> 00:11:47,270
PICK A DAMN GENRE.
455
00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:48,620
OH, AND REALLY?
456
00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:49,620
WHAT IS THIS?
457
00:11:49,620 --> 00:11:50,404
>> [stammers]
458
00:11:50,404 --> 00:11:52,711
>> OH, OH, OKAY, WHAT, A DIAMOND
459
00:11:52,711 --> 00:11:53,755
PINKIE RING?
460
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:54,582
SO WHAT THE HELL, YOU DOING A
461
00:11:54,582 --> 00:11:56,628
BLAXPLOITATION MOVIE NOW?
462
00:11:56,628 --> 00:11:59,196
>> NO, IT'S AN EMERALD-SHAPED
463
00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:00,067
DIAMOND.
464
00:12:00,067 --> 00:12:01,633
THE SAME ONE JAMES DEBARGE GAVE
465
00:12:01,633 --> 00:12:03,722
TO JANET JACKSON.
466
00:12:03,722 --> 00:12:04,548
SAME ONE THAT YOU SAID THAT YOU
467
00:12:04,548 --> 00:12:06,115
WANTED WHEN YOU SAW THEM ON
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00:12:06,115 --> 00:12:07,596
SOUL TRAINWHEN WE WERE LITTLE
469
00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:12,687
KIDS, HMM?
470
00:12:12,687 --> 00:12:15,559
>> OH, GOD, POOK.
471
00:12:15,559 --> 00:12:19,650
>> LOOK, LATASHA MACK, WILL YOU
472
00:12:19,650 --> 00:12:25,614
MARRY ME?
473
00:12:25,614 --> 00:12:26,788
>> YES.
474
00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:28,355
YES!
475
00:12:28,355 --> 00:12:29,836
YES. YES!
476
00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:30,619
>> THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING
477
00:12:30,619 --> 00:12:32,533
ABOUT, BABY.
478
00:12:32,533 --> 00:12:34,710
>> both: OHH.
479
00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:35,884
>> both: OHH.
>> OOH.
480
00:12:35,884 --> 00:12:54,860
>> OOH.
481
00:12:54,860 --> 00:12:56,123
>> YO, MY MAN.
482
00:12:56,123 --> 00:12:57,471
WHAT'S UP WITH THE ELEVATORS?
483
00:12:57,471 --> 00:12:58,341
>> OH, THEY'LL BE BACK UP IN
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00:12:58,341 --> 00:12:59,038
15 MINUTES.
485
00:12:59,038 --> 00:13:00,256
>> DAMN.
486
00:13:00,256 --> 00:13:01,868
MAN, I GOT A MEETING ON THE
487
00:13:01,868 --> 00:13:04,086
35TH FLOOR AT 11:00.
488
00:13:04,086 --> 00:13:05,610
IT'S ONLY 10:52, MAN.
489
00:13:05,610 --> 00:13:06,697
YOU'RE GOOD.
490
00:13:06,697 --> 00:13:07,524
>> THE MEETING AIN'T WITH BLACK
491
00:13:07,524 --> 00:13:08,048
PEOPLE.
492
00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:11,485
PEOPLE.
>> OH, YOU SCREWED, BRO.
493
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:21,495
>> OH, YOU SCREWED, BRO.
494
00:13:21,495 --> 00:13:25,369
[cell phone rings]
495
00:13:25,369 --> 00:13:25,934
>> HELLO.
496
00:13:25,934 --> 00:13:27,067
>> SHUT UP.
497
00:13:27,067 --> 00:13:28,154
I'M ENGAGED TO POOKIE.
498
00:13:28,154 --> 00:13:29,111
>> ENGAGED?
499
00:13:29,111 --> 00:13:29,895
THOUGHT YOU WAS ABOUT TO BREAK
500
00:13:29,895 --> 00:13:30,852
UP WITH POOKIE?
501
00:13:30,852 --> 00:13:32,158
>> I KNOW, GIRL. I TRIED.
502
00:13:32,158 --> 00:13:33,159
I PICKED A FIGHT WITH HIM AND
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00:13:33,159 --> 00:13:33,899
EVERYTHING.
504
00:13:33,899 --> 00:13:36,423
BUT INSTEAD, GIRL, HE GAVE ME
505
00:13:36,423 --> 00:13:38,947
THE JANET RING.
506
00:13:38,947 --> 00:13:40,820
[singsong] A JANET RING.
507
00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:42,865
[singsong] A JANET RING.
[chuckles]
508
00:13:42,865 --> 00:13:48,957
[chuckles]
509
00:13:48,957 --> 00:13:49,915
GIRL, WHEN POOKIE PUT THIS RING
510
00:13:49,915 --> 00:13:52,004
ON MY FINGER, HONEY, MY WHOLE
511
00:13:52,004 --> 00:13:53,092
LIFE WITH US, IT JUST FLASHED
512
00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:54,398
BEFORE MY EYES.
513
00:13:54,398 --> 00:13:55,355
MM-HMM.
514
00:13:55,355 --> 00:13:57,400
I SAW US RETIRING IN RICHMOND.
515
00:13:57,400 --> 00:13:58,097
GIRL, WE HAD A WHITE
516
00:13:58,097 --> 00:13:59,794
CHAIN-LINKED FENCE, AND WE HAD A
517
00:13:59,794 --> 00:14:01,927
YARD FULL OF PIT BULLS.
518
00:14:01,927 --> 00:14:03,102
IT WAS NICE.
519
00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:03,972
>> HOLD UP.
520
00:14:03,972 --> 00:14:05,322
WHAT HAPPENED TO "RICK, I LOVE
521
00:14:05,322 --> 00:14:06,975
YOU, YOU THE ONLY MAN FOR ME,
522
00:14:06,975 --> 00:14:08,020
AND LET'S DO IT ALL UP AND
523
00:14:08,020 --> 00:14:09,892
THROUGH CHARDONNAY'S CAR WITHOUT
524
00:14:09,892 --> 00:14:11,501
EVEN HAVING THE DECENCY OF
525
00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,547
GETTING IT DETAILED AFTERWARDS,
526
00:14:12,547 --> 00:14:13,634
RICK"?
527
00:14:13,634 --> 00:14:14,854
>> WHO YOU TALKING TO?
528
00:14:14,854 --> 00:14:16,942
>> OOH, GOTTA GO.
529
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:18,030
HUH?
530
00:14:18,030 --> 00:14:19,423
>> YOU SAID RICK.
531
00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:20,120
WERE YOU JUST TALKING TO
532
00:14:20,120 --> 00:14:21,860
RICK FOX?
533
00:14:21,860 --> 00:14:23,078
>> UM, MM-HMM.
534
00:14:23,078 --> 00:14:24,994
HE WANTS TO COME TO SPADONNAY
535
00:14:24,994 --> 00:14:26,342
AND GET A CONSULTATION, A HAIR
536
00:14:26,342 --> 00:14:27,301
CONSULTATION.
537
00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,519
YEAH, HE WAS LIKE, "SO DO I ROCK
538
00:14:29,519 --> 00:14:31,479
THE CURLS, DO I KEEP IT LOW, GO
539
00:14:31,479 --> 00:14:32,827
ALL GRAY?"
540
00:14:32,827 --> 00:14:34,134
YOU KNOW, I'M LIKE A DOCTOR.
541
00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:35,875
>> RIGHT, RIGHT, WELL, I HOPE
542
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:36,918
YOU TOLD HIM TO ROCK THE GRAY.
543
00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,399
>> PSSH, YOU KNOW I DID.
544
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:40,356
>> PSSH, YOU KNOW I DID.
>> [chuckles]
545
00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:52,282
>> [chuckles]
546
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:54,457
>> HEY!
547
00:14:54,457 --> 00:14:55,937
>> UH, IT'S OKAY, LYNN.
548
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,635
>> YEAH, LYNN, WE'RE GOOD.
549
00:14:58,635 --> 00:15:01,812
THANK YOU. SHE'S A SWEETHEART.
550
00:15:01,812 --> 00:15:03,163
OKAY, WE CAN START THE MEETING
551
00:15:03,163 --> 00:15:03,990
NOW.
552
00:15:03,990 --> 00:15:05,600
>> THERE IS NO MEETING.
553
00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:06,383
>> NO, NO, NO, NO, I MADE IT,
554
00:15:06,383 --> 00:15:07,080
GIRL.
555
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:08,777
I GOT, LIKE, A MINUTE TO SPARE.
556
00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:09,821
COME ON NOW.
557
00:15:09,821 --> 00:15:10,909
>> THERE WAS NEVER A MEETING,
558
00:15:10,909 --> 00:15:11,649
MALIK.
559
00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,086
THIS WAS A TEST.
560
00:15:13,086 --> 00:15:14,347
I REALLY WANTED TO SEE HOW
561
00:15:14,347 --> 00:15:16,001
SERIOUS YOU WERE, SO I HAD THE
562
00:15:16,001 --> 00:15:18,047
ELEVATOR SHUT DOWN.
563
00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,352
AND I HAVE TO SAY, I'M
564
00:15:19,352 --> 00:15:20,092
IMPRESSED.
565
00:15:20,092 --> 00:15:21,485
>> WELL, I HAVE TO SAY YOU A
566
00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:23,269
DIRTY, MANIPULATIVE SNOB.
567
00:15:23,269 --> 00:15:25,097
AND YOU CAN KISS MY SWEATY,
568
00:15:25,097 --> 00:15:27,013
STINKY BLACK BUTT.
569
00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:27,883
>> ARE YOU FINISHED?
570
00:15:27,883 --> 00:15:30,102
>> HELL, NO, I AIN'T FINISHED.
571
00:15:30,102 --> 00:15:32,018
CAN YOU VALIDATE MY PARKING?
572
00:15:32,018 --> 00:15:33,366
>> OF COURSE, BUT BEFORE YOU
573
00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:35,282
GO, THERE ARE A FEW IMPORTANT
574
00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:36,456
GENTLEMEN THAT I WOULD REALLY
575
00:15:36,456 --> 00:15:38,197
LIKE YOU TO MEET.
576
00:15:38,197 --> 00:15:41,027
SEND THEM IN, LYNN.
577
00:15:41,027 --> 00:15:42,115
THESE GENTLEMEN ARE LOOKING FOR
578
00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:44,029
A SPOKESMAN AND PARTNER FOR
579
00:15:44,029 --> 00:15:46,553
THEIR NEW LINE OF ENERGY DRINK.
580
00:15:46,553 --> 00:15:47,947
THIS COULD BE HUGE.
581
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:51,688
I MEAN, NEXT LEVEL HUGE, OKAY?
582
00:15:51,688 --> 00:15:53,952
THINK 50 CENT AND VITAMIN WATER.
583
00:15:53,952 --> 00:15:55,779
BUT THERE'S NO VITAMINS AND
584
00:15:55,779 --> 00:15:56,956
WE'RE STILL WAITING TO HEAR FROM
585
00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,000
THE FDA IF WE CAN ACTUALLY CALL
586
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,001
IT WATER.
587
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:00,697
>> WE'RE EXCITED TO BE IN
588
00:16:00,697 --> 00:16:01,568
BUSINESS WITH YOU, MALIK.
589
00:16:01,568 --> 00:16:03,091
A MAN WHO CAN RUN UP 35 FLIGHTS
590
00:16:03,091 --> 00:16:04,964
OF STAIRS IN 7 MINUTES?
591
00:16:04,964 --> 00:16:06,573
PERFECT FACE FOR OUR BRAND,
592
00:16:06,573 --> 00:16:08,706
BASICALLY WATER.
593
00:16:08,706 --> 00:16:10,099
>> SO THE NAME OF THE PRODUCT IS
594
00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:11,796
"BASICALLY WATER"?
595
00:16:11,796 --> 00:16:12,580
>> I KNOW. I KNOW.
596
00:16:12,580 --> 00:16:13,841
FEELS JOKEY, RIGHT?
597
00:16:13,841 --> 00:16:15,148
>> NO, NO, NO, MM-MM.
598
00:16:15,148 --> 00:16:16,452
NOT TO ME.
599
00:16:16,452 --> 00:16:18,455
>> WELL, THEN CONGRATULATIONS,
600
00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,760
PARTNER.
601
00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:21,980
>> [chuckles]
602
00:16:21,980 --> 00:16:22,807
>> WELCOME ABOARD.
603
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:23,460
>> THANK YOU. THANK YOU.
604
00:16:23,460 --> 00:16:25,201
I APPRECIATE IT.
605
00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:29,162
[cell phone buzzing]
606
00:16:29,162 --> 00:16:31,163
[cell phone buzzing]
>> DAMN.
607
00:16:31,163 --> 00:16:35,602
>> DAMN.
608
00:16:35,602 --> 00:16:37,125
HEY, RICK.
609
00:16:37,125 --> 00:16:40,476
>> SO DID YOU DO IT?
610
00:16:40,476 --> 00:16:42,697
>> OH, YEAH.
611
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:45,787
I DID IT ALL RIGHT.
612
00:16:45,787 --> 00:16:46,395
>> OH, HI.
613
00:16:46,395 --> 00:16:49,051
>> OH, I SEE YOU'RE STILL ALIVE.
614
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:50,009
WHEW.
615
00:16:50,009 --> 00:16:50,661
>> SORRY.
616
00:16:50,661 --> 00:16:52,010
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO LEARN THESE
617
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:52,793
LINES.
618
00:16:52,793 --> 00:16:54,187
>> OH, I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HAVE
619
00:16:54,187 --> 00:16:56,711
BEEN AVOIDING ME AFTER OUR RUN
620
00:16:56,711 --> 00:16:57,711
THE OTHER DAY.
621
00:16:57,711 --> 00:16:59,018
>> NO.
622
00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,628
NO. NO.
623
00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:04,022
BUT, YOU KNOW, I--THIS AUDITION
624
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,198
IS TOMORROW, AND I JUST, YOU
625
00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:06,025
KNOW, I GOTTA NAIL IT.
626
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:09,070
>> WELL, YOU STILL GOTTA EAT.
627
00:17:09,070 --> 00:17:12,204
I'LL WHIP YOU UP SOMETHING.
628
00:17:12,204 --> 00:17:14,684
OOH, COBWEBS.
629
00:17:14,684 --> 00:17:16,164
>> EXCUSE YOU.
630
00:17:16,164 --> 00:17:17,644
THERE IS PLENTY IN THERE.
631
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:19,080
TOP SHELF, CHAMPAGNE.
632
00:17:19,080 --> 00:17:21,039
BOTTOM SHELF, HALF CAN OF TUNA.
633
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:21,823
AND IN THE CUPBOARD YOU HAVE
634
00:17:21,823 --> 00:17:22,737
SALTINES.
635
00:17:22,737 --> 00:17:24,086
BOOM.
636
00:17:24,086 --> 00:17:25,826
>> HA. SWEET.
637
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:28,221
CHAMPAGNE TUNA CASSEROLE COMING
638
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:30,744
UP.
639
00:17:30,744 --> 00:17:31,571
YOU KNOW, I COULD HELP YOU WITH
640
00:17:31,571 --> 00:17:32,442
YOUR LINES IF YOU WANT.
641
00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,182
I'VE DONE THREE COMMERCIALS.
642
00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:37,056
>> MM.
643
00:17:37,056 --> 00:17:38,448
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, LET ME SEE
644
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:40,884
YOUR SIDES.
645
00:17:40,884 --> 00:17:42,583
WHAT? THAT'S ACTOR SPEAK.
646
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,237
>> I KNOW, BUT THIS IS A SCRIPT.
647
00:17:44,237 --> 00:17:45,325
>> OHH.
648
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,457
EXCUSE ME.
649
00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,198
>> IT'S AN INDIE, AND I PLAY A
650
00:17:49,198 --> 00:17:50,721
GROCERY STORE CLERK WHO'S FROM
651
00:17:50,721 --> 00:17:52,854
THE WRONG SIDE OF TOWN WHO FALLS
652
00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:54,334
IN LOVE WITH THE OWNER'S SON.
653
00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,117
>> LET'S GO.
654
00:17:56,117 --> 00:17:57,250
"THE SHIPMENT OF EGGS WAS
655
00:17:57,250 --> 00:17:58,511
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW.
656
00:17:58,511 --> 00:18:00,426
MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME."
657
00:18:00,426 --> 00:18:01,776
>> "YOU?
658
00:18:01,776 --> 00:18:04,038
I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED.
659
00:18:04,038 --> 00:18:05,692
I NEED THIS JOB TO PAY FOR MY
660
00:18:05,692 --> 00:18:07,086
MOM'S OPERATION."
661
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:07,694
>> "DON'T WORRY.
662
00:18:07,694 --> 00:18:09,087
WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR
663
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:13,179
BACK."
664
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,309
WHAT?
665
00:18:14,309 --> 00:18:15,094
IT SAYS HERE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
666
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:15,963
KISS.
667
00:18:15,963 --> 00:18:16,834
>> FORGET IT.
668
00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:18,140
THIS IS STUPID.
669
00:18:18,140 --> 00:18:19,315
>> OKAY, I'LL JUST GO BACK TO MY
670
00:18:19,315 --> 00:18:24,058
TUNA CASSEROLE SURPRISE.
671
00:18:24,058 --> 00:18:25,320
>> I MEAN, I JUST CAN'T TURN IT
672
00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:26,192
ON.
673
00:18:26,192 --> 00:18:27,888
IT'S YOU, AND IT'S ME.
674
00:18:27,888 --> 00:18:29,281
IT'S WEIRD.
675
00:18:29,281 --> 00:18:30,586
YOU KNOW IT'S WEIRD, RIGHT?
676
00:18:30,586 --> 00:18:33,460
>> OKAY, SO I'M NOT ME, AND
677
00:18:33,460 --> 00:18:34,374
YOU'RE NOT YOU.
678
00:18:34,374 --> 00:18:35,766
>> OKAY.
679
00:18:35,766 --> 00:18:36,854
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
680
00:18:36,854 --> 00:18:37,681
WHEN I HAD TO DO THOSE SANDWICH
681
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:39,596
COMMERCIALS, EVEN AFTER FIVE
682
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,119
TAKES OF FIVE FOOT-LONGS, I
683
00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:42,032
STILL HAD TO ACT LIKE I WAS
684
00:18:42,032 --> 00:18:43,122
HUNGRY.
685
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,949
I HAD TO CHANNEL MY EMOTIONS.
686
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:45,689
YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO DO?
687
00:18:45,689 --> 00:18:46,603
>> HMM.
688
00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,518
>> I HAD TO REMEMBER WHEN I WAS
689
00:18:48,518 --> 00:18:51,826
A KID, HOME ALONE, AND BOTH MY
690
00:18:51,826 --> 00:18:54,220
PARENTS WERE DEPLOYED, AND, YOU
691
00:18:54,220 --> 00:18:55,481
KNOW, I HAD TO MAKE DINNER OUT
692
00:18:55,481 --> 00:18:58,701
OF WHATEVER WAS IN THE FRIDGE.
693
00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:04,490
HENCE, CHAMPAGNE TUNA SURPRISE
694
00:19:04,490 --> 00:19:06,275
WAS BORN...
695
00:19:06,275 --> 00:19:07,189
AND TURKEY NOODLE KETCHUP
696
00:19:07,189 --> 00:19:09,583
AMBUSH...
697
00:19:09,583 --> 00:19:11,150
AND SWEET POTATO AVOCADO MEDLEY.
698
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:12,325
THE LIST JUST GOES ON.
699
00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,892
>> YEAH, I SEE.
700
00:19:14,892 --> 00:19:16,894
>> YEAH, I SEE.
♪ DUH DUH DUH
701
00:19:16,894 --> 00:19:24,163
♪ DUH DUH DUH
702
00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,207
IT'S ACTUALLY KIND OF GOOD.
703
00:19:25,207 --> 00:19:26,990
>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
704
00:19:26,990 --> 00:19:28,992
>> YEAH, THANK YOU.
>> [chuckles]
705
00:19:28,992 --> 00:19:34,259
>> [chuckles]
706
00:19:34,259 --> 00:19:35,042
>> "THAT SHIPMENT OF EGGS WAS
707
00:19:35,042 --> 00:19:36,305
SUPPOSED TO BE HERE BY NOW.
708
00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:38,915
MY DAD IS GONNA KILL ME."
709
00:19:38,915 --> 00:19:40,266
>> "YOU?
710
00:19:40,266 --> 00:19:42,659
I'M PROBABLY GONNA GET FIRED.
711
00:19:42,659 --> 00:19:44,182
AND I NEED THIS JOB TO PAY FOR
712
00:19:44,182 --> 00:19:46,794
MY MOM'S OPERATION."
713
00:19:46,794 --> 00:19:48,448
>> "DON'T WORRY.
714
00:19:48,448 --> 00:19:51,538
WHATEVER HAPPENS, I HAVE YOUR
715
00:19:51,538 --> 00:19:53,365
BACK."
716
00:19:53,365 --> 00:19:54,366
[Emilie Sande's River]
717
00:19:54,366 --> 00:19:55,759
♪
718
00:19:55,759 --> 00:19:58,587
>> ♪ FOLLOW ME
719
00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:01,808
♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER
720
00:20:01,808 --> 00:20:05,595
♪ I'LL DO THE RUNNING FOR YOU
721
00:20:05,595 --> 00:20:07,989
♪ FOLLOW ME
722
00:20:07,989 --> 00:20:10,991
♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER
723
00:20:10,991 --> 00:20:13,255
♪ I'LL MOVE THE MOUNTAINS
724
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:15,213
♪ FOR YOU
725
00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:17,780
♪ FOLLOW ME
726
00:20:17,780 --> 00:20:20,219
♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER
727
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:21,654
♪ I'M HERE
728
00:20:21,654 --> 00:20:24,570
♪ TO KEEP YOU FLOATING
729
00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,313
♪ FOLLOW ME
730
00:20:27,313 --> 00:20:30,358
♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER
731
00:20:30,358 --> 00:20:31,403
♪ I'M HERE
732
00:20:31,403 --> 00:20:34,057
♪ TO KEEP YOU FLOATING
733
00:20:34,057 --> 00:20:36,625
♪ FOLLOW ME
734
00:20:36,625 --> 00:20:39,890
♪ I'LL BE YOUR RIVER, RIVER
735
00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:43,851
♪ RIVER, RIVER, YEAH
736
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:46,593
♪ RIVER, RIVER, YEAH
♪ FOLLOW ME
737
00:20:46,643 --> 00:20:51,193
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