All language subtitles for Packed to the rafters - 01x04 - How Did We Get Here

[theme music playing]

[Nathan]I've really stuffed up.

Married the world's
most gorgeous girl.

Now I'm shacked up back
home with my parents.

How did we get here?

It was meant to be magic.

It was meant to be amazing.

Like it was at the start.

[upbeat music playing]

[Nathan]The first time I saw her.

[upbeat music playing]

You know the rules.

I left a message
on your phone.

I told you I was wearing
this tonight.

[singer] ♪...scream on top
When I'm hungry ♪

Oh, oh, so you're gonna
take it all off?

Why don't you.

Whoa.

Well if that
is not an invitation...

-Happy?
-[Monique] No.

[singer] ♪...question whether
He has [indistinct] ♪

Mate, she's way out
of your league, mate.

Most basic rule
when it comes to sales,

if this is the level
you want to achieve,

aim for here, mate,
aim for here.

Go on then.

You reckon you got
what it takes.

[singer] ♪ Making love
Is all we need ♪

[Sammy] Why do you have
to make such a major drama

out of everything?

A man with a plan.

-Hi.
-I'd love a drink. Thanks.

That'd be great.

I'll have a champagne thanks.

[Nathan] I wasn't the kind
of guy she normally went for,

I knew that much.

But like I said,

something was happening
that night.

Something...magic.

[singer] ♪ You got. You got ♪

Are you trying to impress me?

No I would never do that.

Is it working?

[both groaning]

Oh, when can I see you again?

Tomorrow morning
when you make me breakfast.

Sorry, was that
a little forward?

-Slutty maybe?
-No.

Slutty's good. Slutty's good.

Well you can thank my dad.

He's the one that sent me
to an all girl's school.

[car alarm beeps]

I guess that means we're
going back to your place.

No, I still live at home.

Daddy thinks I'm a virgin.

Huh.

Well I can get us
a room somewhere.

You're not married?

No.

-You don't live on the street?
-No.

-You have an actual address?
-Yes.

Then we're going back
to your place.

[both groans]

[Nathan] My place?

Your place.

[Nathan] My actual address.

Yeah, that was going
to be problematic.

I was gonna have to improvise

and hope to god she'd buy it.

[whistles]

So, this is your place?

[Nathan] No it wasn't.

Yes, yes it is.

What do you think?

Flowers. Very nice.

What can I say?
I am a flowers kind of guy.

What an idiot.
The place was styled

within an inch of its life.

Do you mind?

Actually I do. I um--

-Oh, shoes off.
-Yeah, yeah.

-You're right. Sorry.
-Sorry.

And the other one. Yoink.

No. No, no, no, no, you--

Come on it's really fun!

-Get up!
-No it's not.

Why?

I don't want you
to hurt yourself.

[laughs]

Where's the bathroom?

[Nathan] Yes Nathan,
where is the bathroom?

Through there
and up the stairs.

[laughs] For a minute there
I'd thought you'd forgotten.

Oh wow, nice.

The bathroom's through there.

Oh, oh, no, Sammy.

Come on, what kind of pounce

has this many cushions
on his bed?

I'm just getting in touch
with my feminine side

aren't I. Sammy...

-Sammy, don't!
-Is there a problem?

I don't want you
to hurt yourself?

Suppose the real owners

aren't gonna be too happy,
are they?

The Andersons is it?

When's the next open
for inspection?

[Nathan]I was totally busted.

I promise you it's not
what you're thinking.

Here's my number.

If you ever decide
to cut the crap,

give me a call.

[phone ringing]

Hello?

[Nathan] I'm an idiot.

I just wanted you to like me

and I thought that
if I showed you the place

where I really live

then there would be
zero chance of that.

How shallow do you
really think I am?

I guess we're going
to find out.

[door opens]

I just haven't gotten around
to buying furniture.

Haven't had time and...

No actually I probably
can't afford it.

Not yet. I mean not to get
the stuff that I want.

Well...

there's a bed.

What more do we need?

[Nathan] And that like
I said, was the start.

The hottest...

the most awesome...

coolest,
few months of my life.

[singer]♪ This is The first Day ♪

♪ Of the future ♪

♪ And all I want is you ♪

[laughter]

[singer] ♪ I wear a pair
Of socks you left here ♪

♪ But I know
I know, I know ♪

♪ Nobody could ever fill
Your shoes ♪

♪ I can see so clearly ♪

♪ When your smoke gets
In my eyes ♪

♪ Please me
With your promises ♪

♪ And hurt me
With your lies ♪

♪ Baby can you hear ♪

♪ The message I am sending? ♪

♪ Love me like
The world is ending ♪

♪ Come on and love me like ♪

♪ The world is ending ♪

[Nathan]It was only a matter of time

before I got to meet
the parents.

That's when the complications
started.

Oh my God.

All right.

Wow.

I mean I knew your dad
did well but he is--

-Minted?
-Loaded.

He's totally, totally loaded.

Maybe I just wanted you
to like me for me.

No that's impossible.
I could never do that.

-[laughs] Shut up.
-Never.

-Hold up.
-What?

Real estate?

Westaway?

What as in Tony Westaway?

As in big,
ugly apartment blocks.

Sam, why didn't you
say anything?

Real estate.
Property developer.

-What's the diff?
-What's the diff?

-[Sammy sighs]
-What's the diff?

[dramatic music playing]

Oh.

Stop drooling.

You haven't met them yet.

[Nathan] Sir, I just want you
to know

how serious I am
about your daughter.

[laughs]

So I understand you're
in real estate too?

Well, I'm an agent
at Hampton Lewis.

You must be happy down
at your office

after the weekend.
Place down at the beach.

One point five over reserve.

Yeah, it was a good result.

Personally I think it
could've been better.

Martin the agent
he let the place itself

do all the work for him.

Oh, a view like that, why not.

Because you're working
for a client.

If he'd pushed a bit harder
I think he could've got

two million over reserve,
maybe more.

Well, I must remember
to tell him that.

Martin, I mean.

We play golf sometimes.

[Trish laughs]

If he isn't playing tennis
with Suki.

We're out of here if you two
can't behave yourselves.

You wouldn't be
saying anything

I hadn't already told him.

He reckons I'm a cocky little
bugger and that's exactly

why I'm the best agent
they've got.

Okay let's go Nathan.
It's been lovely.

You know, I've been called

a cocky little bugger myself
sometimes.

Come on.

Looks like we survived
round one.

It's nice to see you, darling.

I thought we were going
to have to call up

Missing Persons.

It's good to see you too, mom.

So Nathan's family.
What are they like?

[Nathan] Great.

The question I'd been hoping

no one would ever ask.

[dramatic music playing]

[engine revs]

[Sammy] Looks nice.

It's that one.

-Hm?
-It's that one.

[laughs]
Oh, well that is nice.

Yeah, right.

Relax.

After my parents' place,
how bad could this really be?

So have you ever met anyone
who actually lived

this far west of George Street
in your entire life?

Yes, I met you.

-Doesn't count.
-[laughs]

Well the houses around here
are really cute.

-Cute little gardens.
-Mm.

[Sammy] Your grandparents
are going to live

in that for six months?

[Julie] Mom, don't blame me,
it's Rachel.

[laughter]

Twenty bucks says
she clings to Nathan

like a limpet and had a humor
by pass at birth.

Now you promise me

you'll be nice to your brother
when he gets here.

Oh, do you always have
to make it

so plainly obvious
that he's your favorite?

-Oh, get out.
-[chuckles]

[indistinct chatter]

-[Nathan] Hello?
-[Julie] Oh there you are!

I wondered where you'd got to.

-Hello, darling.
-How are you going?

-Oh, and this must be Sammy.
-Yeah, hi.

-Lovely to meet you.
-Oh, nice to meet you too.

-I'll get you a drink.
-Thanks.

[Nathan]Okay, the moment of truth.

Were they going to behave?

Dude, she's a babe!

[Nathan] Not a chance.

Hi, I'm Ben.

The good looking
and charming older brother.

So exactly how much
is Nathan paying you

to be here today?

That's actually
between the client

and our agency
but if you'd like

a full list of our girls
and their services.

[Rachel] Oh, looks like
I'm twenty bucks down already.

[laughter]

-Oh, just a bet we had.
-Rachel...

[Rachel] No, no, no, no.
It's all good.

You're just not what
we expected, that's all.

[chuckles] Well I'm always
happy to surprise.

[Ben]
You mean she is a prostitute?

-Oh.
-Joke, idiot.

-Dave.
-Hello. Sammy. Hi.

Pleasure's all mine.

Sammy, this is my sister
Rachel by the way.

-Hi nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you too.

This is my boyfriend Daniel.

-Hey.
-Nice to meet you both.

So, what do you think?

[Dave] Good. Fine. Good.

-Hey!
-No, I'm just saying that ah

Nathan's obviously inherited
his father's taste

-in gorgeous women.
-Oh.

[Ted] And his grandfather's.

-Mm?
-Oi!

You want to give
your grandmother a hug.

Hello, Nan.

Sammy.

I told you my Nan
was a big spunk.

And you weren't lying.

Ooh, I like her already.

-Welcome.
-Thank you.

Cheezel?

Thanks, Dad.

[laughter]

[indistinct chatter]

[Ben] Here you go grandad.

So [clears throat]
don't hold back.

What've they all been
saying about me?

You really want to know?

On second thoughts maybe not.

Relax, they all love you.

[Sammy] Got to say
it's not what I'm used to

that's for sure.

Sammy, we've got to get going.

But they're lovely people.
That's how a family should be.

They've always been
very nice to me.

-Are you serious?
-Yeah.

That's freaky. That's freaky.

I look at your olds
and I think

I could do that lifestyle--

Yeah and I look at yours
and think amazing,

they actually love each other.

You two, it's a party.

Could you just join in?

Actually mom, we've
got to get going.

Oh.

Nathan, we don't have to rush.

-Yes, we do.
-Come on.

-While the going's good.
-Well you haven't even

shown me your room yet.

What's in there? Dead bodies?

-Are you an axe murderer?
-No, but I will be if we stay.

Sam, I just want to go before
mom starts getting sentimental

and the party games start.

-Party games?
-[Louise] Nathan?

[laughs] Are you serious?

[Nathan] Nan, sorry.

Look, you and grandad have
a good trip, okay?

She's a lovely girl.

Nothing less than you deserve.

[Nathan] With an approval
rating like that,

no prizes for guessing
what was next on the agenda.

Damn it.

[Sammy] What's the matter?

-There's something in the bed.
-What?

-Something in the bed.
-What?

-Something in the bed!
-What?

Oh, oh, I don't think
it's anything scary.

I just... I don't know.

Do you want to take a look?

Ah, no, but close. Higher.

[dramatic music playing]

Open it.

Will you marry me?

Yes! Yes, of course!

[Nathan] The girl of
my dreams had just said yes.

Her dad was richer than God
and seemed to like me.

I don't know who I was more
scared of living up to.

Sammy had met my parents,
I had met hers.

Eventually they had
to all meet each other.

This place is amazing.

It's like something
out of a magazine.

Oh, we have been featured
a couple of times.

This thing packs
a few horsepower.

Yeah, it's a terrific machine.

Still, if you're going to cook
the best,

always use the best, I say.

Maria, got the Wagyu there.

Yes.

Wagyu.

Look at that.

We don't want to stand
on ceremony do we?

Then why are we?

All right everyone sit down.

It's like a boardroom
out here.

-Thanks.
-Des.

So, first time
we get together and our kids

have already announced
their engagement.

Well Dad you were
the one that always said

if you like what you see,
why not move on the deal.

And that's exactly what young
Nathan's done,

so we should applaud him
on that at least.

Well you could blame us
if you'd like.

We did actually say to Nathan

that if he let Sammy go
we'd disown him.

-[laughs]
-Mom.

Well your mother's
only joking mate.

-Dave.
-What?

-Don't pick a fight.
-I'm not picking a fight.

[Sammy]
So I was thinking spring.

Uh, not too hot, not too cold.

Well darling everywhere
will be booked.

-You'll never get to church.
-What's the rush?

Is there any reason
you need to fast track this?

No, dad I'm not pregnant
if that's what you're asking.

Dave and I were married
in spring.

It was a gorgeous day.

[Tony] Any reason you needed
to fast track it?

Yeah well now,
now that you asked,

we loved each other,
we wanted to spend

the rest of our lives
together.

Yeah, plus I'd just
given birth to our eldest,

Rachel, and we didn't want
her growing up a bastard.

[sighs]

[laughs]

Got a problem with that, Dad?

I'm going to put the beef on.

Maria.

Priceless.

Well, if your hearts
are set on spring,

I'd better contact
the wedding planner.

[Nathan] Sammy could
handle her father.

No worries on that score.

[Trish] Darling, now darling
slow it right down.

You don't want to trip
down the stairs.

All right, all right.

Well let's get this show
on the road then, huh?

Well you don't want to be
on time, it's bad luck.

-Superstition, mom.
-Well.

-You look like an angel.
-You look so beautiful.

She's right.
You look beautiful.

I hate you.

I just need to know
you're happy.

I am.
Because it's what I want.

I want Nathan.

Well I hope he knows
how lucky he is.

Promise me you're going
to behave today.

Promise me you're going to be
nice to my new family.

I promise.

[exhales]

[choir music playing]

[Dave]
Oh, this is all very proper.

[Julie] Just be thankful we're
not paying for any of it.

I sure hope Nathan knows what
he's getting himself into.

The bloke might put on
a good barbie but I wouldn't

trust him as far
as I could throw him.

When did Nathan ever not know

what he was getting
himself into?

Yeah.

Oh. [chuckles]

[Dave] If she calls me Des
again I'll--

Stop it.

Oh, here he is.

-Darling you look gorgeous.
-[Nathan] Hello.

-Thank you.
-Doesn't he, Oliver?

Come here big boy.
There we go.

See I told you
you'd get something nice

from that rental place.

-Ah, it's not.
-Hm?

It's not...It's nothing.

God I'm nervous.

Oh, darling you'll be fine.

I'm so proud of you.
Handsome man.

[car horn honks]

Oh, no.

Oh, they can't park there.

I think you're nervous now.

Dad, nothing like cutting
it fine, eh?

Don't blame me.
Blame your mother.

She's got to stop
at every town we pass.

Blame his bladder
more like it.

-Look at my boy.
-Nan, how are you?

-You look so handsome darling.
-Thank you very much.

-How are you?
-I'm terrified.

You're terrified.
Don't be terrified,

she's beautiful
and you're beautiful.

-Hi, darling.
-Oh, hey.

Look at you,
you look gorgeous.

-Oh.
-Have you been here long?

-No. Not long.
-Where's Daniel?

Ah, he's actually
not feeling very well.

-Oh, is he all right?
-Oh, no,

nothing to worry about.
He's fine.

[engine revs]

Last chance to back out, mate.

Here she comes.

Nan.

["Love Me Like the World
Is Ending" playing]

[Nathan] I know it's corny
but it really was like

the world had stopped
and that

we were the only
two people in it.

[singer]♪ I can see so clearly ♪

♪ When your smoke
Gets in my eyes ♪

[Nathan]How did I get to be so lucky?

[singer] ♪ Please me
With your promises ♪

♪ And hurt me
With your lies ♪

♪ Baby can you hear ♪

♪ The message I am sending? ♪

♪ Love me like
The world is ending ♪

♪ Love me like
The world is ending ♪

[Nathan]It was the perfect day.

My best man remembered
the ring,

no one put his hand up

when they asked
if anyone objects.

Nothing could spoil it.

[singer] ♪ And they all say ♪

♪ To pour it has to rain ♪

♪ So don't complain ♪

♪ If we get wet ♪

♪ In the deep end ♪

-[Julie] Mom?
-[Dave] Louise?

-Louise?
-Dave is she all right?

[Dave]
Somebody call an ambulance!

Nan?

[Dave] Just stand back
everyone please.

Darl, wake up love.

[dramatic music playing]

[Nathan] There was nothing
they could do.

A massive heart attack.

I didn't even know
she was sick.

Honey, what do you want to do
about the reception?

Are you serious?

What you think that anyone
is interested in celebrating

-now that this--
-No, no. I just mean

it's already paid for,
we might as well--

Forget it, Dad.

There are more important
things than money.

[Nathan] To this day
I know Sam's dad thinks

the whole thing was a setup.

My family's way of getting
the last word.

We should've been
on our honeymoon.

Instead we were at a wake.

[dramatic music playing]

-Are you okay?
-Yeah.

I don't even know
what to say.

It's just not fair.

Yeah.

She loved all the grandkids.

But she had a real soft spot
for Nathan.

Hey, I don't want you
taking all this

as some sort of a bad sign.

She would've hated the thought
of spoiling your day.

Of course not.

She was so happy to be there.

And I know that she was hoping
that both of you

would be as happy together
as we were.

Nathan.

-Can I have a word?
-Sure.

[Tony] Got a proposition
for you.

No. No way. End of story.

Can I at least finish
what I was going to say?

It's a fantastic offer.

Heaps of money,
great client base,

great promotion prospects.

-Nathan...
-It could really lead places.

Can't you see
his agenda here?

He wants to help set us up
for life?

He wants to control us.

The same way
he has tried to my whole life.

Which school, with friends,

with my career,

the wedding.

Are you seriously asking me
to turn this down?

[sighs] You work for him,
he owns you.

Owns me.

I don't want to owe him
anything.

[sighs]

I don't want you
to end up like him

and I do not want to end up
like my mother.

[Nathan] I'm sorry.
I've thought about it

and it's just
not the right move for me

at this point in time.

But I truly appreciate
the offer

and maybe sometime
in the future...

Mate there's no future.
This is a one-time offer.

You take it or leave it.

Where are you balls, boy?
Are you your own man or not?

[Sammy]
Quit the macho act, dad.

We're married now.

We just... We don't want
handouts or special favors.

We've both got jobs

and we want to make a go of it
by ourselves.

You know my beautiful daughter
here, God bless her,

has never worn the
same outfit twice?

Shut up as if.

I'm just stating the facts.

That job of you at the hotel

doesn't earn you enough
to keep you in lipstick.

I should know.
I pay the Amex bills.

[Sammy] Yeah well
I've come up with a budget

and we're gonna stick to it.

[laughs] This just gets better
and better.

We'll see.

I give it four months.

Five max.

[Nathan] We were in trouble
after three.

We're not going skiing.

No but I already told Monique
yes to skiing.

Okay, I understand that
but we can't afford it.

Well we just got that
new credit card.

Zero percent interest
for the first six months

-so if we just...
-[clears throat]

We're thirty two grand
in the hole.

What?

I said we're thirty two grand
in the hole.

How?

Well, have you not been
listening to a word I said?

It's the credit cards.
Sammy, it's these.

We're paying interest
on interest.

We're going backwards.

So, I'm calling your dad.
And...

-No.
-I don't know maybe

if I suck up to him enough

he might give me
another chance.

Nathan no!

We are not in a position
to be picky.

I'm not having my dad
bail us out.

No way I'm giving him
that satisfaction.

We've just got to come up
with a budget.

We had a budget.
We blew it out.

Oh, so now
this is all my fault?

No, but shopping is like
an extreme sport to you.

Well, don't you get it?

With rent and interest
on this lot,

that's our money gone.

You're not working
for my father!

Well, we are in the crap
if I don't!

What about
your parents' dinner?

I texted them and I told them
we were caught up at work.

It's their anniversary,
Nathan.

-Can't afford it.
-They're paying.

No, I mean globally,

you and I.

There's no more dinners.

There's no more skiing,

there's no more shoes.

We actually can't afford it.

Is it really that bad?

Yeah. It's really that bad.

I am so sorry.

For what?

Letting us
get into this position.

It wasn't meant to be
like this.

We'll get through it.

Hm.

I know I'm not great
with budgets

but there is one way out.

[Dave] Well, I've really
got to hand it to you two.

You've got the right idea.

Economize now,
reap the benefits later.

Makes a lot of sense.

Not a lot of kids your age

would have the smarts
to go for it.

I just don't get why
we can't tell them the truth.

Oh, no.

Believe me
it's better this way.

For six months
we will work our butts off.

Save like crazy,
pay off the credit cards,

get back on track,
move on.

It's not forever.

[sighs]

Well, welcome to your
new home, Mrs. Rafter.

Woo hoo.

Oh now this kills me.

-Oh...
-It's so cute.

No, that's got to go.

Why? This is all part of you.

I love it.

Bro, you really are
regressing.

First you move back home,

now you're playing
with kiddy toys...

Oh, yeah? Well, this is
coming from the guy

who can whistle through
his nose?

Hey, I'm just saying hi.

Wondering what
the real deal is.

The real deal?

The real reason you're here.

Well, Like I said before,

for those of you
who need it repeated,

we are saving on a house

and a business deal
in Queensland.

Yeah. And, uh,
I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Waa.

-You'll spill eventually.
-[Nathan] Out.

-He knows.
-No.

No, he doesn't
and he's not going to.

Whatever you say.

You know, you look kind of hot
with that light sabre.

Kind of masterful.

Well, I can think of one thing

we don't need
a credit card for.

[dramatic music playing]

[Nathan] But not telling
the truth was the problem.

It was the ticking time bomb
threatening to blow us apart.

Sammy was cool though.

[alarming]

[singer]♪ Well, well, well ♪

♪ Waves, they crash ♪

♪ As time goes by ♪

♪ So hard to cry ♪

-Oh! Sorry.
-Sorry. Sorry.

[alarming]

Say it with me.

[both] There is no hurdle
we can't face together!

[singer]♪ Don't you ride ♪

♪ My side of the tribe ♪

Oh!

[singer] ♪ Gives us lessons
To be learned ♪

The three minute shower

isn't just about
the environment, you know.

Oh, Rachel, leave her alone.
It's Sammy.

She's got to get to work.

Oh, and what now my career's
suddenly irrelevant?

[singer] ♪ ...when it
Subsides now, boy ♪

♪ Gives us lessons
To be learned ♪

Oh, I love this show!

No deal.

-Sorry.
-[Rachel] Hair crisis.

Oh, um, I just got this great
new leave in hair conditioner.

Um, help yourself.

Uh, uh, uh
tonight's your night off.

-I'm making dinner.
-Oh.

[alarming]

[Nathan]
Ooh, are you all right?

Yep.

[sighs] Are you sure there's
no more cupboard space?

[screams]

Oh, sorry!

Do you mind
if I just grab my towel?

Go for it. Yeah.

[Julie] Oh!

[singer] ♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Nothing sweet about me ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ Sweet about me ♪

♪ Nothing sweet about me ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Oh, is dinner ready?

[Sammy] Yeah actually um...

Hey, I know we don't know
each other very well

but we're kind of related now.

Oh, goody.

Does that mean we get to
borrow each other's clothes?

Hey...

I know you've got a lot
of stuff going on so...

if you ever wanted
to talk about it...

Because you'd understand?

Well, I'd try to.

Why are you even here?

What's the deal? Is this some
kind of social experiment?

"I'm a rich kid,
get me out of here".

Take it or leave it.

But don't think you've got
the exclusive on problems.

-Hey.
-[keyboard clacking]

You okay?

I don't want to do this.

Oh, come on.

Why can't we just tell them
the truth?

-No. No way.
-Why not?

-This is a bad idea.
-No.

This is a good idea.

It's your stupid secrecy act
that's ruining everything.

[dramatic music playing]

[Ben] Thanks guys.
I will replace this.

I know you will.

We're hitting
the Supercenter tomorrow.

So what have you two got
planned for the weekend?

[Sammy]
Oh, nothing much. Um...

if anyone's interested
in family activities

I was thinking a picnic
or touch football?

When did you last play
touch football?

Well, there's a first time
for everything.

I'll teach you.
I love touch footy.

It's a long time since I've
seen you play touch footy.

Real estate's my life.
What can I tell you?

[coughs] Boring.

Like what you do
saves lives does it, Ben?

Just ignore him.

Yeah. But you must still

get to have a social life,
don't you?

[Rachel] Yeah.
I thought if you two

didn't have at least two
functions in the diary

you broke out in hives.

[Ben snickers]

I just thought we'd keep
a low profile for a while.

No. Just because you moved
in here to save,

doesn't mean you've got
to go into shutdown.

I mean, you're young,
you're not short of a quid.

Work takes precedence,
that's just how it is.

[Ben] Boring.

[Julie] So how's
the big development going?

Is it selling well?

-Sorry?
-Nathan, are you all right?

Yeah.

-I'm fine I'm good.
-You not hungry mate?

No actually I...

Sorry guy.
I'm so sorry. I've just...

I've got this work thing
it's just doing my head in.

Can you just excuse me
for a sec.?

[Ben] Morning!

So a family barbie this
morning.

It'll be just like
the old days.

Don't even think about it,
Ben.

Mum, one teabag.

Go to the shop, you loser.

-Buy your own.
-Oh, says the bludger

who's living back home.

One teabag. Please.

[Nathan] Are you going to pay
for that teabag?

[Sammy] Fifty cents, my shout.

[Ben] It's pretty funny
how you ended up back here,

isn't it?

The little dude who couldn't
wait to get out of this place.

Quibbling over one teabag.

Oh, yeah.
So you know the story.

What do you reckon
the real story is dad?

Mm, this is good.

How much are you good for
at the moment, Benny boy?

Ten? Twenty?

Dollars I'm talking about.
Maybe.

You know that is enough.

Lunch time we are sitting down
as a family

and we're going to enjoy
each other's company

and there'll be no excuses,
okay?

Okay.

[Julie] Okay.

Here's your toast Dave.

Thanks, love.

Well, I don't like
to big note myself but...

[clears throat]
when it comes to a barbecue

my dad is the master

and he taught me
everything he knows.

Dad's the tong master
around here.

Aren't you dad?

Oh, yum.

Whatever's in that marinade,
I need the recipe.

Well, sorry but firstly
you're crap in the kitchen.

And secondly,
it's a family secret.

Well, I'm afraid
I am family now.

-Oh, yeah.
-Mm.

Look thanks for being here.
It means a lot to Jules.

No worries. Wouldn't miss it
for the world.

Better go and feed the masses.

-Hey.
-Hey.

Um, another half an hour
and we're bailing to Gemma's.

No, let's stay.
I'm having a really good time.

[Julie] Come on you two.

Mum, that was great.

-[Sammy] Yeah.
-[Julie] Oh.

And on that note,
we'd better be heading off.

[Julie] No. Already?

No. We don't...
We don't have to go yet.

[Ben] Stay Nathan. You might
start enjoying yourself.

[Nathan] I couldn't deal
with any more questions.

I cannot believe we ditched
your parents for this.

Okay. So it's a fizzer.

What do you want to do?

Do you want to go
and see a movie?

[scoffs] I don't get you.

Anything to avoid going home.

No. No.

I mean, mum was cool.
She said go.

She was upset.

Didn't you hear her speech
about communication?

We've got to start
communicating.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Sammy, I sat there,
I ate lunch,

I pretended to laugh
at Ben's stupid jokes.

No, you didn't.

[chuckles]

We are sitting in a bar

buying drinks we can't afford

because we're too scared
to face them.

Is that not wrong
on so many levels?

You don't know what it's like.

You're right, I don't.

So tell me.
Am I reading them so wrong?

[phone ringing]

[Sammy] Answer it.

Go on.

Mum.

What?

When?

But he's home now?

No, no, no, no, no.

Tell us when we get there.

We're, we're coming
right over.

We've got to go.
It's granddad.

He was standing
on a cliff?

[Julie] He was pretty close
to the edge.

-Wow.
-I don't believe any of this.

Listen,
what he needs right now,

is to talk to both of you
to try and...

explain about this afternoon,
and...

the thing with Nan's clothes.

Yeah, of course.

What do I say?

What you want to say.

[knocks on door]

[door opens]

Mom just told us.

I just want you to know
that it's all okay.

Whatever happens,

we love you.

And whatever you want
to talk about or tell us

we're here to listen and...

I'll try not to put my foot
in it.

Seems to be my special talent
around here.

Just thought
I should warn you.

[sighs] Sorry, I'm making it
all about me again.

That's just typical isn't it.

Well, I was goanna say
something

if I could get a word in.

Sorry I keep doing this.

It's so embarrassing.

You're just like his Nan.

Real chatterbox.

Life of the party.

You are allowed to miss her,
you know, granddad.

Thanks, mate.

But I shouldn't have lied.

Not to the family.

It's a man's shame
and his pride.

It, uh...

you know,
gets in the way sometimes.

But there shouldn't be lies.

[dramatic music playing]

[door opens and closes]

You heard what he said.

No more lies.

This is different.

No, it's not.

It's exactly the same.

Oh, I just don't get you.

He's spilling
the most intimate

personal details and...

You can't even tell them
about a few stupid debts.

Oh, what is it?

What is so bad
that you can't tell me?

It's nothing.

I'm tired.

Night.

[Nathan] So, that's how
we got here pretty much.

How to move forward
was the next question.

[dramatic music playing]

Sam.

-Sam.
-Hmm.

Sam wake up.

What is it?

It's not about the debt.

What?

They put their faith in me.

Who put faith in you?

Mom & dad.

I hounded them to send me
to private school

and they slogged
their guts out to do it.

They did for me what they
didn't do for Ben and Rachel.

And I can never repay them
for that.

I can't.

The best that I could do
was to be a success.

And here I am.

I'm five years
out of school and...

I'm thirty grand
down the drain.

I just feel like
the world's biggest loser.

I feel like all their
hard work was just...

well, it's just been
thrown away.

They believe in me,
they're proud of me,

especially mom.

I can't destroy that.

I can't take that away
from them.

They'll always be
proud of you.

The one thing you're keeping
from them is the real you.

[sighs]

Are you happy
living this lie?

No, I'm not.

So what then?

We've got to start somewhere.

[singer]♪ I can see so clearly ♪

♪ When your smoke
Gets in my eyes ♪

♪ Please me
With your promises ♪

♪ And hurt me
With your lies... ♪

Mom.

Dad.

[singer]♪ Baby can you hear... ♪

Hello?

Hi.

[Julie] Nathan?

Sammy.
Is everything all right?

Yeah. I think so.

[Dave] It's 4:00
in the morning, mate.

-What's wrong?
-[Nathan] Yeah, I know.

Can we talk to you both
about something?

Yeah, of course you can.
Come in.

[singer] ♪ Love me like
The world is ending ♪

[dramatic music playing]

[door closes]

[theme music playing]