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Now, be kind.
I've had this place forever.
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Buyers love a classic
old brownstone,
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and I can light
a few Diptyques
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to cover that classic
old brownstone smell.
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Seema, this is
just me showing you
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where I've been staying,
since you asked.
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- It's not about a sale.
- Everything is
about a sale.
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- Ooh.
- What the hell are you doing?
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Oh, it's just my lower back.
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Sometimes, I need a little
help getting up the stairs.
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A little help?
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You're using
an umbrella as a cane.
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The internet says
I have "old lady back."
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The internet is for perverts.
What does your orthopedist say?
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Ohh...
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-you know I don't
have one of those.
-Well, now you do.
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Let me call
my cousin's office,
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and get you
an appointment
later today.
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Oh, no, no, please
don't go to any trouble
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over my completely
common senior condition.
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Nonsense. You're not old,
and Vik doesn't have anything
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he can't move to get you in.
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-Charming.
-Thank you.
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I can have a crew here
to take care of that tomorrow.
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- Oh.
- Hi, my darling,
it's Seema.
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Does Vikash have any time
in the next couple of hours
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to see my friend
about her sore back?
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No, it's not an emergency,
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but she does need
to be seen immediately,
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preferably before 3:00.
I have a showing.
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Seema, there is
no urgency to this
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'cause, 'cause I,
actually, I,
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I bought these very fancy
patches that I saw on TV.
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They heat up when
you stick them on.
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They're like magic,
back magic.
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Thank you so much, Jessie.
We'll see you soon. Bye.
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I should hire you to be
in charge of my entire life.
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I know you're joking
but, honestly,
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you could use some help.
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Chop-chop, grandma.
Vik will see you in an hour.
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See, it's magic.
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Oh, ow, oh wow.
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Okay, I'm here.
How we doin'?
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What on earth
took you so long?
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The technician
took her X-rays like
half an hour ago.
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Um... I'm fine.
Thank you for asking.
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Hiya, Carrie.
I'm Vikash.
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I'm sure Seema gave you
my entire resume,
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and dating history
in the car on the way,
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so I won't bother you
with a formal introduction.
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Well, it's very nice
to meet you, Dr. Patel.
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So, my colleague, Dr. Wilson,
and I looked at your films--
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It's arthritis, right?
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I have old lady disease
in my back.
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That's what
the internet told me.
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I am sorry if
my medical degree
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contradicts
Google's algorithm,
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but I think...
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Well, I'm not a doctor,
but, uh, that's not my back.
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Wait for it.
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It's your hip.
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You have an undiagnosed
congenital birth defect.
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- I do?
- But it's something
I can fix surgically,
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and get you back
on your feet in no time.
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I'm not an old lady!
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I have a congenital
hip defect.
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But you are having
hip surgery,
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so it's, it's
kind of an old thing.
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Yeah, hip as
an adjective is young,
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but hip as a noun
is kinda old.
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If we're being honest,
using hip as an adjective
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is knock-knock-knockin'
on the nursin' home door, too.
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-I am no longer
paying for lunch.
-Come on.
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We are thrilled that you
found an archaeologist
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to saw your old
carcass open,
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and try to put those
sanded-down fossils
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-inside you back together
-Anthony!
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What?! She laughed.
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And this is my first solo
lunch with you ladies.
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I've really gotta bring it.
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This calls for champagne.
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-Miranda, it, it
isn't even 12:30.
-We're celebrating.
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Anthony is here,
and Carrie is not old.
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No, I'm not,
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and Dr. Patel said
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he couldn't believe
I was still up and walking,
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and after these last
two months, neither can I.
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So, I have started
an Excel spreadsheet,
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so that we can all
take turns helping out
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with Carrie's recovery
post-surgery.
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You guys, this is
so nice, truly,
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and if it's too much,
you know, I can,
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I can always
hire a nurse.
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I just... I just
don't wanna be alone.
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-You won't be alone.
-We're here for you.
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I'm not changin'
any bedpans.
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I would rather die
than show you my pee.
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Okay... They say
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that Carrie
will be on crutches
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for two to three weeks,
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and then,
six to eight weeks PT,
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and then, full recovery
in a few months.
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-But no strenuous exercise.
-Not a problem.
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-And no heels.
-Problem.
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Do you even
own a flat shoe?
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Yes, I bought a pair
of Toms in 2007.
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But that was...
just because it made me
feel like a good person.
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Aw.
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So, we're all set
for the entire class
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to go to MoMA PS1
to see the James Turrell?
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Yes, we are.
I collected all
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the permission slips
and fees,
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and I think Ainsley took care
of the charter bus.
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I did, even got us a discount.
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Great!
Does anyone have anything else
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before we break for this week?
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-Veronica.
-Uh, n-nothing official.
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Just wanted to say
how funny Rock was
in the school play.
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Oh my goodness.
Yes, Rock, yes!
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Oh, Rock was
a total rock star--
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Wait, Wait,
who's Rock?
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Did-did I somehow
miss a new kid?
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No, Rock your--
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Did everyone just freeze?
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Okay, ladies,
we're done here, right?
Talk soon.
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Charlotte, I'm gonna
call you right now.
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Okay.
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- Hello?
- It's me.
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I, I assumed you knew.
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Wait, what is happening?
Knew what?
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Rose told everyone
at school to call her Rock.
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Well, is it Rock as in
like a jokey nickname,
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or is it Rock as in,
"I don't wanna be
Rose anymore"?
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Sorry, sweetie...
I don't know the context.
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Are, are you hammering
or something?
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No, no, I'm just making snacks.
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-Bam! I'm beating you, Dad.
-Oh no! Dude!
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You lose, come on!
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-Oh!
-Harry, can we please take
a moment from exploding frogs?
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I'm confused.
I need information.
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Rose, did you change
your name at school to Rock?
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-Yeah.
-You changed your name?
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And you didn't
want to tell us
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before you told
everyone at school?
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I did let you know.
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I put up a TikTok.
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Well, you put up
about 10 TikToks today,
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so... I guess I'm behind.
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Here.
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♪ Yo, my name is Rock ♪
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♪ The new kid on the block ♪
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♪ Not tryna shock
or joinin' the flock ♪
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♪ R-o-c-k, Rock ♪
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♪ R-o-c-k, Rock ♪
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R-o-c-k, Rock.
We get it.
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I'm sorry, what,
wh-what's happenin'?
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Are, are you a rapper now?
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-Is, is Rock
your rapper name?
-Dad.
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Rapper name?
Don't ever say that again.
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Let's stay focused.
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Did you do this
because your friend Ellen
changed her name to Eli?
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No, it's because
I feel like Rock.
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And Eli now
goes by Scout.
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Well, good for Scout,
so let me get this straight.
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Everyone at school is
now calling you Rock?
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Even your teachers?
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Yeah, they're cool with it.
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Oh, well, as long
as they're cool with it.
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-Hey!
-Oh, hey!
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-You still up?
-Yeah, just need
to get some water.
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Wow, you get a lotta
packages from Amazon.
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Yes, I do... too many...
and not all for me.
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Uh, tube socks and Astroglide.
Strawberry flavor.
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Sorry, meant to intercept that.
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Next time, please do.
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You know, I love how cool
you are about all that stuff.
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I mean, if my mom ever
opened my lube in her house,
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she would've choked me
to death with a rosary.
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Ooh, what book did you order?
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Oh, I, uh, I didn't order this.
Must be a mistake.
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Yeah, it's, it's a mistake.
That's not for me.
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See, that's why I never
order things online.
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You never know who has
access to your information.
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Well, I'm, uh, I'm definitely
gonna check my account
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because I did not order this.
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- Name?
- Oh, Carrie Bradshaw
for Dr. Patel.
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I, I filled out
all the forms online
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during an extremely
productive panic attack.
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Excellent.
Well, then, Miss Bradshaw,
take this buzzer,
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and when it lights up,
we'll take you back.
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-Really? Am I at Applebee's?
-You wish.
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Lucky for you,
our knives are sharper.
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- Okay, thank you.
- You're welcome.
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Ouch.
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Ugh.
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This is very unsettling.
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Well, it is a hospital.
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No, I meant
my stocks and socks.
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From here down I look
like a Vermont art teacher.
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Will I be able
to trade this in
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for a free margarita
at the end?
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Oh.
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Speaking of that,
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Charlotte sent me a book
about quitting drinking.
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-She did?
-Yeah.
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I was unboxing
my teenage son's
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artificially
flavored lubricant
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and sweat socks,
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and I found a package
with a book in it
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called "Quit Like a Woman:
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How to Make
the Radical Choice
Not to Drink,"
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and many more
bullshit words.
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Quit like a woman?
What does that even mean?
What?
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Curtsy to a bottle of vodka
as it makes double your salary
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-for doing the exact same job?
-Exactly!
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And she didn't even
have the balls to tell me
she sent it.
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She just Amazoned me.
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Amazoned me?
Did you just make that up?
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I think so.
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Sh-She could've at least
included a little gift card.
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"Dear Miranda,
I think you're an alcoholic.
Love, Charlotte."
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-And you're sure she sent it?
-Who else?
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Did you see the face
she made when I wanted
to order champagne at lunch?
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And at Che's concert,
she was like, "Miranda,
that's three cocktails."
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It was a comedy concert,
for God's sake!
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-So, you don't think you
need to quit like a woman?
-What?!
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No!
What I need to do
is send her a book,
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"How to Get the Stick Outta
Your Ass Like a Woman."
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Okay, well... I need caffeine.
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You gonna drink
your coffee like a woman?
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Yeah, want one?
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No, I'm on strict
no food or water
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-by mouth before
your procedure orders.
-All right.
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How about a little
post-surgical recovery treat?
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Oh, yes, please.
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A, a diet peach Snapple
and a PayDay?
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-Wow, you are kind of
a handful lately.
-Sorry.
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So, I'll be taking
her home tomorrow.
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Great.
And I have her on Thursday.
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00:11:10,836 --> 00:11:12,588
You were a tomboy when
you were younger, right?
241
00:11:12,671 --> 00:11:16,759
Um, I think that if Luisa
were here, she would say
242
00:11:16,842 --> 00:11:20,888
we're not supposed to use
that word but, yeah, still am.
243
00:11:20,971 --> 00:11:23,599
-Let me ask you something.
-Hm?
244
00:11:23,682 --> 00:11:26,435
Did you ever wish that
you weren't a girl?
245
00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,896
Sure... Every time
I have a mammogram.
246
00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:31,440
Why?
247
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,235
I'm just, just going
through somethin' with Rose.
248
00:11:36,570 --> 00:11:37,988
Oh, hey.
249
00:11:39,907 --> 00:11:41,117
How long was I asleep?
250
00:11:41,200 --> 00:11:42,743
Uh, 10 minutes?
251
00:11:42,827 --> 00:11:43,744
Hmm.
252
00:11:45,329 --> 00:11:47,039
I think I have to pee.
253
00:11:47,498 --> 00:11:50,584
Wait... No.
254
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:52,837
No, yeah.
255
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,589
Yeah, I definitely
have to pee.
256
00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,592
Well, uh, I'll,
I'll call the nurse.
257
00:11:58,676 --> 00:12:00,177
Oh no, I don't
think I can wait.
258
00:12:00,261 --> 00:12:03,848
I am, I am really feeling that
entire bucket of ice chips
259
00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:04,515
I just wolfed down.
260
00:12:04,598 --> 00:12:07,935
-Um.
-Yeah, I can't wait.
261
00:12:08,018 --> 00:12:11,313
Okay, um, well,
is there a, a,
like a bedpan?
262
00:12:11,397 --> 00:12:14,150
How dare you.
263
00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:16,610
Just, just lift me up.
264
00:12:16,694 --> 00:12:19,196
I've done it with the nurses.
I can do it with you two.
265
00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:24,660
-Does this hurt?
-No, I feel nothing.
266
00:12:24,743 --> 00:12:27,413
You know that whole
pain pill addiction thing?
267
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:30,416
-Yeah.
-I totally get it.
268
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,129
Oh, dang.
When did you
get so strong?
269
00:12:35,212 --> 00:12:36,380
Well, I read in
"Parenting Magazine"
270
00:12:36,464 --> 00:12:38,424
that you should
be strong enough
271
00:12:38,507 --> 00:12:39,884
to lift your
heaviest child
272
00:12:39,967 --> 00:12:41,635
in case of emergency.
273
00:12:41,719 --> 00:12:44,138
-What?
-I've been doing burpees.
274
00:12:47,057 --> 00:12:49,810
Oh... um...
275
00:12:52,271 --> 00:12:54,398
Hello.
276
00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:58,819
No, um, Carrie is, um,
indisposed at the moment.
This is...
277
00:12:59,612 --> 00:13:01,071
Rambo.
278
00:13:01,155 --> 00:13:04,658
-Why'd she call herself Rambo?
-I have no idea.
279
00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:07,786
-Can we please
just get me down?
-Mm-hm, mm-hm.
280
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,330
-Okay...
-Okay.
281
00:13:09,413 --> 00:13:10,789
Oh, that's so lovely.
282
00:13:10,873 --> 00:13:13,876
- Oh, okay.
- She'll be thrilled.
283
00:13:13,959 --> 00:13:15,294
Uh, no, you should
come right up.
284
00:13:15,377 --> 00:13:18,339
Um, uh, we're in 1406.
285
00:13:18,422 --> 00:13:20,758
Ooh, wee! Ahh.
286
00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:25,429
Well, this is a very
special episode of "Friends,"
287
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,681
"The One Where They
Lower Her to the Toilet."
288
00:13:27,765 --> 00:13:30,684
Okay, I'll see you in a minute.
289
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:34,188
- Oh good, more people.
- It was your boss.
290
00:13:34,271 --> 00:13:36,482
-Do I have a boss?
-Che.
291
00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,692
She's on her way up
with dinner for you.
292
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:41,654
-How nice is that?
-No, no more people.
293
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,574
And it's not she, it's they.
They are on their way up.
294
00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:47,076
Right, I knew that.
I, I wasn't thinking.
295
00:13:47,159 --> 00:13:50,871
No, you weren't because
I'm in a hospital gown
on a toilet,
296
00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:55,042
and I don't need company,
so please make that
Che visit not happen.
297
00:13:55,125 --> 00:13:57,586
No, go, so I can go.
298
00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:01,215
-Okay.
-Should I go, too?
299
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,550
No, sadly, you have to stay
300
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:05,511
-to help me back up.
-Sure.
301
00:14:08,472 --> 00:14:12,226
Hmm... think it
was a false alarm.
302
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:15,479
Oh no, Carrie... you're peeing.
303
00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:17,022
I am?
304
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:19,400
Yes! See?
305
00:14:21,527 --> 00:14:22,486
-Am I done?
-No, not yet.
306
00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:26,907
- I'll let you know.
- Okay.
307
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:30,411
And so, the doctor walks
into my hospital room
308
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,622
and he announces,
"Cheryl has diverticulitis,"
309
00:14:33,706 --> 00:14:34,498
and my dad,
who'd fallen asleep
310
00:14:34,582 --> 00:14:37,084
in the empty bed
next to mine,
311
00:14:37,167 --> 00:14:39,878
bolts... upright,
out of a dead sleep,
312
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:42,214
and shouts,
like he's talkin'
to a complete idiot,
313
00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:45,009
"Yeah, we already know
Cheryl likes girls."
314
00:14:45,092 --> 00:14:46,218
Your father thought--
315
00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,886
My father thought
the gastroenterologist
316
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:49,263
had diagnosed me as a dyke.
317
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,392
It was hilarious.
318
00:14:53,475 --> 00:14:55,894
And thank God the doc
thought it was funny because
319
00:14:55,978 --> 00:14:58,439
I was basically
in and out of here seeing him
for like two years straight,
320
00:14:58,522 --> 00:15:01,567
and that could've gotten,
uh, real awkward.
321
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,612
So... are y--
Are you okay now?
I mean--
322
00:15:04,695 --> 00:15:07,114
-Yeah, I figured out
how to manage it, yeah.
-Mm-hm.
323
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,782
And even though it's
about watching what I eat,
324
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:11,619
it's also about
watching what I feel...
325
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:12,786
what I say, what I do.
326
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:15,831
What do you mean?
327
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,419
Cheryl used to hold
everything in...
328
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,463
all that unhappiness,
and, and shame
329
00:15:22,546 --> 00:15:25,466
just twisted up in there,
330
00:15:25,549 --> 00:15:27,176
just, yeah, making her
physically and emotionally
constipated,
331
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:31,972
just lying to herself
and everyone else,
just feeling so trapped.
332
00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:38,687
But now, now I just--
I let it all out.
333
00:15:38,771 --> 00:15:41,106
I tell the whole truth
on myself on stage, off.
334
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,984
I feel it.
I, I do it. I be it.
335
00:15:44,068 --> 00:15:45,361
So much healthier.
336
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:47,446
I mean, I-I'm not saying
I got all of me figured out,
337
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:49,239
but I haven't
shit my pants
in three years.
338
00:15:49,323 --> 00:15:50,741
I'm sorry,
I know we're eating.
339
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,534
Well, I can't
top that win...
340
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,246
but, um...
341
00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:57,748
I was feeling trapped, too,
342
00:15:57,831 --> 00:16:00,751
-at, at my law firm.
-Mm-hm.
343
00:16:01,418 --> 00:16:02,961
So, I finally just quit.
344
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:07,257
It felt like...
345
00:16:08,884 --> 00:16:11,053
like life's too short,
346
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,097
-you know?
-Oh yeah.
347
00:16:15,599 --> 00:16:17,267
Good for you.
348
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:19,770
Good for you.
349
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:25,734
Oh, that's really spicy.
350
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,528
Do you think I'd
bring anything mild?
351
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:29,405
No, oh my god.
352
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:31,031
-Oh no.
-Oh.
353
00:16:31,115 --> 00:16:32,908
♪ ♪
354
00:16:36,954 --> 00:16:39,456
Okay... you get
the wheelchair, Nick.
355
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:41,375
- I'll get the precious cargo.
- Alright.
356
00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,379
Okay, be right back, Carrie.
357
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:47,464
And then, I'll put ya
in your wheelchair,
358
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:50,342
and take ya upstairs
to eat your din-din.
359
00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:55,389
As much as I die
for his Baby Jane Hudson,
360
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,099
this is all
very unnecessary.
361
00:16:57,182 --> 00:16:59,393
I've could've just
taken an ambulette home.
362
00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:00,936
No, it's important
for him to help.
363
00:17:01,019 --> 00:17:02,187
He needs to know that
he's still included.
364
00:17:02,271 --> 00:17:07,359
It's also important
that I don't tumble
out the chair
365
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:08,819
and kiss all 10 steps.
366
00:17:08,902 --> 00:17:10,779
I'm gonna talk to him
and make sure it's safe.
367
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:12,865
Please do.
368
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,284
Anthony, Carrie is worried
you're gonna drop her.
369
00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,745
I'm not liftin' her.
I'll pop my hernia net.
370
00:17:17,828 --> 00:17:20,372
That's what
Prince Boner here is for.
371
00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:22,458
-Are you ready?
-Ready for what?
372
00:17:22,541 --> 00:17:23,709
For me.
373
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:25,919
Oh.
374
00:17:27,504 --> 00:17:31,300
Oh, boop-boop.
375
00:17:31,383 --> 00:17:34,219
- This thing's high as a kite.
- Ah, feel like I'm flying.
376
00:17:34,303 --> 00:17:36,263
-Are you okay, Carrie?
-Never better.
377
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:40,976
In fact, I take it back.
This was totally necessary.
378
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:43,061
Okay.
379
00:17:43,145 --> 00:17:44,229
Oh, no, no, no, no, Jack.
380
00:17:44,313 --> 00:17:47,941
You cannot say
boundaries and girlfriends
381
00:17:48,025 --> 00:17:50,110
in the same sentence.
382
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:52,613
My girlfriends are
always there for me,
383
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:57,493
no... matter... what.
384
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,620
They are there for me.
In fact, you know what?
385
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,622
I remember this time
386
00:18:01,705 --> 00:18:03,999
that my friend, Samantha Jones,
387
00:18:04,082 --> 00:18:09,129
even pulled my diaphragm
out with her bare hand
388
00:18:09,213 --> 00:18:10,422
because it got stuck.
389
00:18:10,506 --> 00:18:12,800
Boundaries, Carrie.
390
00:18:12,883 --> 00:18:16,136
And I'm saying
it was really stuck,
391
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,430
like she was up
in there for like
392
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:21,099
-a minute.
-Oh, a whole minute! Yes!
393
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:24,770
-I'm sweating.
-Schvitzing like a pig.
Yas, queen!
394
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:26,980
Uh, well, this podcast
395
00:18:27,064 --> 00:18:29,983
just became everything
I ever wanted it to be,
396
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:32,319
so I just wanna thank everyone
for making this episode
397
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:33,695
of "X, Y, and Me" possible,
398
00:18:33,779 --> 00:18:38,367
especially the doctor
who prescribed whatever
painkillers Carrie's on.
399
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,035
-Peace, everybody.
-Leave meeting.
400
00:18:40,118 --> 00:18:44,957
So, back to bed,
or a little walk around?
401
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:49,211
- Uhh... bed, please.
- Okay.
402
00:18:49,294 --> 00:18:56,218
I feel I am, finally...
getting the hang
403
00:18:56,301 --> 00:18:58,720
of this podcasting thing, huh?
404
00:18:58,804 --> 00:19:00,347
Yeah!
405
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,432
-Ooh!
-Ooh, ah, ah!
406
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:03,725
-Did ya hear me?
-I did, I did.
407
00:19:03,809 --> 00:19:07,020
You sounded
extremely comfortable.
408
00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:09,314
Did, did you hear
what you said?
409
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:11,024
Well, what did I say?
410
00:19:13,193 --> 00:19:13,986
You told the diaphragm story,
411
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,071
and you mentioned
Samantha by name.
412
00:19:18,365 --> 00:19:20,367
-I did?
-Uh-huh.
413
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,161
Well... there are a lot
of Samanthas out there.
414
00:19:23,245 --> 00:19:26,039
Well, you used
her last name, too.
415
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,292
-Oops.
-Do you think she'll
be okay with that?
416
00:19:28,375 --> 00:19:29,209
Uh...
417
00:19:29,293 --> 00:19:31,712
I think I'm allowed
to tell the story.
418
00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:36,592
It's... my vagina...
my story.
419
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,886
Besides, this podcast
isn't even on her radar.
420
00:19:38,969 --> 00:19:41,930
She's off in... London.
421
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:45,851
Yeah, but...
I read the "Daily Mail."
422
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,855
Oh, what--
What, you think
she would be upset?
423
00:19:49,938 --> 00:19:53,734
I just think, maybe,
you should let her know.
That's all.
424
00:19:53,817 --> 00:19:56,111
And, that way,
if someone else tells her,
425
00:19:56,194 --> 00:19:57,905
she's not gonna be surprised.
426
00:20:02,993 --> 00:20:05,078
I think what Robin is
trying to say is that
427
00:20:05,162 --> 00:20:07,998
a child at this age
is still developing,
428
00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,584
and exploring
who they are.
429
00:20:10,667 --> 00:20:12,920
-Do I have that right, Robin?
-Yes.
430
00:20:13,003 --> 00:20:16,006
-More or less.
-And we, we get all that.
431
00:20:16,965 --> 00:20:19,092
We're just--
We're a little taken aback
432
00:20:19,176 --> 00:20:20,761
that this particular child
433
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:24,431
was allowed
to adopt a new name
434
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,516
without the parents
being informed.
435
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,728
I honestly had no idea
that you didn't know.
436
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,605
-Did you, Robin?
-I did not, Laura.
437
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,273
Rock never gave
us any clue that
438
00:20:33,357 --> 00:20:34,858
their parents were resistant
to their changing identity.
439
00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:38,779
Their?
D-Did you just say their?
440
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,698
We are not resistant, Robin.
441
00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:45,035
And according to my reading,
Laura, there is a wide range
442
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,578
in this type of exploration,
443
00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:48,080
so we are just
trying to figure out
444
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,249
how seriously we
should take this.
445
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,126
This is a very supportive
environment for all children.
446
00:20:53,210 --> 00:20:58,966
Cisgender, gender fluid,
nonbinary, trans.
447
00:20:59,049 --> 00:21:02,177
Exactly.
This is a journey that
we are all on together.
448
00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:03,136
We're here for you,
and we can recommend
449
00:21:03,220 --> 00:21:06,598
a therapist,
support group,
peer counseling,
450
00:21:06,682 --> 00:21:11,311
-whatever would help.
-Wait. Therapy? Counseling?
451
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,438
What happened to the part
about a child this age
452
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:14,815
is still growing
and exploring?
453
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:17,275
That's still true...
454
00:21:17,359 --> 00:21:19,778
but Rock is very clear,
455
00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:23,657
and in matters such as this,
we take our cues
from the children.
456
00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:26,159
We're talkin' about
a 12-year-old here.
457
00:21:26,243 --> 00:21:28,620
Rose would eat
ice cream for every meal
if it was up to her.
458
00:21:29,246 --> 00:21:30,330
Rock.
459
00:21:35,335 --> 00:21:37,587
So, we just have
to accept this now?
460
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,256
This is done.
They made the call.
461
00:21:40,257 --> 00:21:41,842
I don't even
know if I buy it.
462
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:43,552
Rose is a showoff,
a big ham.
463
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,972
Could just be
for attention...
or to bug us.
464
00:21:47,055 --> 00:21:48,932
She practically
gave us the finger
at her 3D ultrasound.
465
00:21:53,103 --> 00:21:57,566
Hearing people who aren't you
talk about your kid to you...
466
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:01,403
it's the most humbling
experience I've ever had
as a father.
467
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,240
You're a wonderful father.
468
00:22:25,218 --> 00:22:28,013
- Hello?
- Hey, it's Che Diaz.
469
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:32,893
Oh, oh, hey, it's Rambo.
Come on up.
470
00:22:39,858 --> 00:22:42,277
Oh... goddammit.
471
00:22:47,699 --> 00:22:51,745
-What a pleasant surprise.
-Yeah, for me, too.
472
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,414
I was just stopping by
with two things to help Carrie
podcast better from home:
473
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:57,125
a professional mic
and some aged tequila,
474
00:22:57,209 --> 00:22:59,127
also known as
Keep Carrie Talking.
475
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,922
Oh, come on in.
476
00:23:02,005 --> 00:23:04,549
-Ooh.
-She's, um, taking
a little opioid nap now.
477
00:23:04,633 --> 00:23:07,719
-We gotta keep it down.
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it.
478
00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,387
Got it, so probably
not a great idea to ask
479
00:23:09,471 --> 00:23:11,765
-if she wants
to do a shot then.
-Probably not.
480
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:14,392
But you could ask me.
481
00:23:21,983 --> 00:23:24,861
Mmm.
482
00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,279
-Oh.
-Here let me spark this up.
483
00:23:31,201 --> 00:23:33,662
-Don't you remember?
-Hm?
484
00:23:33,745 --> 00:23:35,372
I'm not a pot person.
485
00:23:39,417 --> 00:23:41,545
Yeah, I remember
you kinda liked it.
486
00:23:41,628 --> 00:23:42,379
I don't know!
487
00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:45,882
Are you always this funny?
488
00:23:45,966 --> 00:23:49,886
-Uhh, I better bounce.
I got a gig.
-Oh!
489
00:23:49,970 --> 00:23:51,596
-And Jersey is not
gonna make itself laugh.
-Oh!
490
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:53,598
Oh, oh no,
go, go, go, go, go.
491
00:23:53,682 --> 00:23:54,683
I got it, I got it,
I got it, I got it.
492
00:23:54,766 --> 00:23:57,477
- I got it.
- Alright, alright, you got it!
493
00:23:57,561 --> 00:23:59,646
-Thank you.
-So...
494
00:23:59,729 --> 00:24:00,981
Ah...
495
00:24:05,819 --> 00:24:08,405
You know, if you
weren't in such a hurry,
496
00:24:08,488 --> 00:24:10,490
I'd ask you
to shotgun me again.
497
00:24:10,574 --> 00:24:11,616
Oh!
498
00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:15,036
Well, um,
at your service.
499
00:24:35,515 --> 00:24:38,059
♪ ♪
500
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:41,646
Oh, oh.
501
00:24:43,607 --> 00:24:44,482
Oh.
502
00:24:46,193 --> 00:24:48,403
Miranda? I have to pee.
503
00:24:48,486 --> 00:24:49,070
Tell me you like it.
Tell me not to stop.
504
00:24:49,154 --> 00:24:52,199
I like it.
Oh, please, Che.
505
00:24:52,282 --> 00:24:53,783
Please don't stop.
506
00:24:57,204 --> 00:24:58,622
Miranda?
507
00:25:06,796 --> 00:25:09,716
♪ ♪
508
00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,592
Oh, my god.
509
00:25:30,987 --> 00:25:33,406
Can I touch you?
510
00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,410
- Oh, please, touch me.
- Yeah.
511
00:25:37,494 --> 00:25:37,535
Ow!
512
00:25:44,834 --> 00:25:48,713
Oh, oh, oh.
513
00:25:50,757 --> 00:25:53,051
Oh my god,
I have to pee.
514
00:26:06,856 --> 00:26:08,608
Ow.
515
00:26:20,704 --> 00:26:22,455
That was the best feeling
I've ever had in my life.
516
00:26:27,419 --> 00:26:30,255
Oh. Oh!
517
00:26:30,338 --> 00:26:32,590
Oh my god.
518
00:26:32,674 --> 00:26:33,466
Oh my god.
519
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,971
I really am gonna be late.
520
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:38,471
What?
521
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:53,403
Hey, DM me if you wanna
chill again soon, okay?
522
00:26:59,617 --> 00:27:02,120
Okay, bye.
523
00:27:15,258 --> 00:27:17,218
Maybe close the door.
524
00:27:17,302 --> 00:27:19,429
Oh, you're awake!
525
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:24,059
Did ya have a good nap,
sleepyhead?
526
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,436
Oh, it was wonderful...
527
00:27:28,438 --> 00:27:31,066
up until the point where
I was woken up by my best friend
528
00:27:31,149 --> 00:27:33,193
having sex in the kitchen...
529
00:27:33,276 --> 00:27:35,362
with my boss!
530
00:27:37,113 --> 00:27:40,200
And I wet myself
in the bed because...
531
00:27:40,283 --> 00:27:42,619
there was no one to help
me to the bathroom.
532
00:27:45,622 --> 00:27:46,539
I'm so sorry.
533
00:27:46,623 --> 00:27:49,542
Oh, let me get you out
of those wet sheets.
534
00:27:49,626 --> 00:27:51,753
I had no idea you
were awake already.
535
00:27:51,836 --> 00:27:53,838
Well, I only took
half a pill...
536
00:27:55,298 --> 00:27:57,008
'cause I was so
out of it yesterday.
537
00:27:57,092 --> 00:27:58,259
I should've taken
the whole bottle,
538
00:27:58,343 --> 00:27:59,928
so I didn't have
to witness any of that.
539
00:28:00,011 --> 00:28:02,263
I-- I apologize.
540
00:28:02,347 --> 00:28:05,725
I, I had no idea
that you needed me.
541
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:08,895
-What are you doing?
-I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm
getting clean sheets,
542
00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:11,523
-and I'm gonna get all
that stuff off of the bed--
-No, no.
543
00:28:11,606 --> 00:28:12,565
What are you doing?
544
00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:18,071
What was that in my kitchen?
What is going on with you?
545
00:28:18,154 --> 00:28:20,448
I, I, I don't know.
546
00:28:20,532 --> 00:28:21,658
Che brought you tequila,
547
00:28:21,741 --> 00:28:24,411
and, and we were doing shots
out in the kitchen,
548
00:28:24,494 --> 00:28:25,912
and we were
trying to be quiet.
549
00:28:25,995 --> 00:28:27,080
We were trying
not to wake you up.
550
00:28:27,163 --> 00:28:29,416
-Well, you did wake me up.
-I--
551
00:28:31,167 --> 00:28:34,712
And why are you doing shots...
in the afternoon?
552
00:28:34,796 --> 00:28:40,885
And my apartment reeks of pot,
and my bed is soaked in pee.
553
00:28:40,969 --> 00:28:45,265
I'm, I'm, I'm so sorry.
Let me, let me, um,
change the sheets.
554
00:28:45,348 --> 00:28:46,641
It doesn't matter anymore.
555
00:28:46,724 --> 00:28:49,436
- Here.
-Ow!
Oh, you're hurting me!
556
00:28:49,519 --> 00:28:51,646
-I said you're hurting me!
-I--
557
00:28:51,729 --> 00:28:53,606
-Just leave it alone.
-Well, you can't sit there
558
00:28:53,690 --> 00:28:55,400
in those sheets, Carrie.
They're soaked.
559
00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:57,735
Yes, I know they're soaked.
I soaked them.
560
00:28:59,863 --> 00:29:03,032
You said you would
be here for me,
and you weren't.
561
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:07,871
I was alone peeing in a,
in a diet peach Snapple bottle.
562
00:29:07,954 --> 00:29:11,291
I know...
I'm so sorry.
563
00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:14,085
I guess I just had
too much to drink.
564
00:29:14,169 --> 00:29:14,752
No more tequila for me.
565
00:29:17,255 --> 00:29:18,298
Maybe Charlotte was right.
566
00:29:18,381 --> 00:29:19,591
Maybe you do have
a drinking problem.
567
00:29:19,674 --> 00:29:23,845
I... I don't have
a drinking problem.
568
00:29:23,928 --> 00:29:26,181
I just got a little
carried away.
569
00:29:26,264 --> 00:29:29,559
You are married,
and you just had
sex in my kitchen.
570
00:29:31,186 --> 00:29:32,437
I'm unhappy.
571
00:29:34,898 --> 00:29:36,524
I'm unhappy.
572
00:29:37,734 --> 00:29:37,817
Okay?
573
00:29:39,068 --> 00:29:41,029
I'm trapped.
574
00:29:41,821 --> 00:29:44,491
I hate my marriage.
I hate it.
575
00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:47,494
I hate my life.
I, I, I hate it.
576
00:29:47,577 --> 00:29:50,497
- Since when?
- Since...
577
00:29:52,790 --> 00:29:55,585
-Forever.
-No, that's not true.
578
00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:56,669
It feels like it is.
579
00:30:01,132 --> 00:30:03,384
Wh-Why didn't you
say something?
580
00:30:05,470 --> 00:30:06,763
What would I say?
581
00:30:08,264 --> 00:30:13,353
That I don't wanna be this...
person anymore.
582
00:30:13,436 --> 00:30:15,396
That I wanna be
something more.
583
00:30:15,480 --> 00:30:16,981
That this isn't enough.
584
00:30:18,149 --> 00:30:20,735
That is exactly
what you should say.
585
00:30:22,111 --> 00:30:23,363
Well, then I said.
586
00:30:27,283 --> 00:30:29,869
Please, can I change
the sheets now?
587
00:30:30,870 --> 00:30:33,790
I think you should
look into the drinking.
588
00:30:33,873 --> 00:30:35,708
I am drinking
too much, yes.
589
00:30:37,669 --> 00:30:40,964
We all were
in the pandemic, and...
590
00:30:41,047 --> 00:30:42,632
I guess
I just kept going.
591
00:30:44,175 --> 00:30:47,387
But I don't have a problem,
and I don't need
a book from Charlotte.
592
00:30:49,347 --> 00:30:52,225
I know me, Carrie.
593
00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:56,229
If I really thought
I had a problem,
I would quit instantly.
594
00:31:00,191 --> 00:31:02,610
And what about that other
activity in the kitchen?
595
00:31:03,653 --> 00:31:05,905
I don't know if
I want to quit that.
596
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:08,992
I-I've never
felt like that...
597
00:31:10,285 --> 00:31:11,578
in my life.
598
00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:34,976
♪ ♪
599
00:32:20,438 --> 00:32:22,398
♪ ♪
600
00:32:32,450 --> 00:32:35,119
When I tell people
I'm attracted to all genders,
601
00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:37,789
someone will always ask,
"Do you have a preference?"
602
00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:39,999
And the truth is, I do.
603
00:32:40,083 --> 00:32:42,126
I prefer them
not to be assholes.
604
00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:46,130
And it's always
a surprise, right?
605
00:32:46,214 --> 00:32:47,048
Nothing you can predict.
606
00:32:47,131 --> 00:32:49,509
It's not like
a werewolf situation.
607
00:32:49,592 --> 00:32:51,177
Definitely not
as easy as full moon,
608
00:32:51,260 --> 00:32:52,220
"Oh, you're really a dick."
609
00:32:52,303 --> 00:32:54,889
I mean, there's no
silver bullet for dating.
610
00:32:54,972 --> 00:32:57,266
Last year, I dated this woman
who was transitioning,
611
00:32:57,350 --> 00:33:01,354
transitioning from
nice person to asshole.
612
00:33:01,437 --> 00:33:02,355
A lot of people cannot
613
00:33:02,438 --> 00:33:04,982
comprehend the concept
of me being polyamorous.
614
00:33:05,066 --> 00:33:06,401
When I break that news to them,
615
00:33:06,484 --> 00:33:07,694
they look at me like
I've just told them
616
00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,363
that I've never seen
"Star Wars."
617
00:33:12,990 --> 00:33:15,076
Right...
What else did I drunk order?
618
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:46,274
Active Way Physical Therapy.
619
00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:49,861
So, Harry thinks
the school is overreacting...
620
00:33:49,944 --> 00:33:50,653
but I don't know.
621
00:33:50,737 --> 00:33:53,823
What if we underreact?
622
00:33:53,906 --> 00:33:56,576
Oh, Charlotte, when,
623
00:33:56,659 --> 00:33:59,620
when have you ever
underreacted to anything?
624
00:33:59,704 --> 00:34:00,830
But I can kind of
see Harry's point.
625
00:34:00,913 --> 00:34:04,083
I mean, is this
just a 12-year-old
626
00:34:04,167 --> 00:34:05,001
who's caught up
in the moment?
627
00:34:05,084 --> 00:34:07,754
You know, when I was
in seventh grade,
628
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:08,421
all my friends
got a perm.
629
00:34:08,504 --> 00:34:12,133
So, I got a perm.
630
00:34:12,216 --> 00:34:15,344
I mean, is this
just right now?
631
00:34:16,012 --> 00:34:18,347
Or is this her... life?
632
00:34:19,849 --> 00:34:21,934
I just-- I, I, I have
to do the right thing.
633
00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:23,603
And you will.
634
00:34:24,604 --> 00:34:26,773
I hope you understand
635
00:34:26,856 --> 00:34:29,400
that I will need to see
a photo of that perm.
636
00:34:31,027 --> 00:34:32,945
I told Harry I think...
637
00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,281
-we should just listen--
-Mm-hm.
638
00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:38,326
and follow her--
their lead.
639
00:34:40,036 --> 00:34:43,039
But every time
I open my mouth,
640
00:34:43,122 --> 00:34:45,500
I just want to say Rose,
not Rock.
641
00:34:50,713 --> 00:34:52,799
I don't know
what's gonna happen.
642
00:34:52,882 --> 00:34:55,051
But I know that kid
is amazing.
643
00:34:59,931 --> 00:35:05,394
And just remember,
a rose by any other name
would smell as sweet.
644
00:35:09,565 --> 00:35:10,691
Carrie.
645
00:35:11,901 --> 00:35:15,655
I'm Travis,
the physical therapist.
646
00:35:15,738 --> 00:35:16,906
Shall we go back?
647
00:35:17,406 --> 00:35:19,367
Yeah.
648
00:35:21,160 --> 00:35:22,161
Shall I help you up?
649
00:35:23,412 --> 00:35:24,580
Yeah.
650
00:35:29,627 --> 00:35:30,962
So, I have the philosophy
that PT works best
651
00:35:31,045 --> 00:35:34,590
when we're working
towards a goal.
652
00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:36,884
Do you have
a long-term
physical goal?
653
00:35:36,968 --> 00:35:39,053
To get back into heels.
654
00:35:40,805 --> 00:35:42,014
Oh, uh, any others?
655
00:35:42,098 --> 00:35:46,269
Just the one.
To get back into heels.
656
00:35:47,645 --> 00:35:50,022
Okay, uh, so you change,
and then, I'll be back in
657
00:35:50,106 --> 00:35:53,526
and we'll start with a deep
lower body massage.
658
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,319
-Does that sound good?
-Yeah.
659
00:35:56,112 --> 00:35:56,153
Great.
660
00:35:59,115 --> 00:36:03,077
Yes, I'd like to book
my next session with Travis.
661
00:36:03,161 --> 00:36:06,539
Actually, your insurance
doesn't cover Travis.
662
00:36:06,622 --> 00:36:09,542
The system didn't
catch it before
but we've rectified it,
663
00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:12,295
so all of your future
appointments will be with
664
00:36:13,212 --> 00:36:14,505
Emmett here.
665
00:36:17,008 --> 00:36:19,468
Hi, I'm ready for you,
Miss Johnson.
666
00:36:19,552 --> 00:36:22,513
I'm willing to pay
out of pocket.
667
00:36:22,597 --> 00:36:24,849
Okay... Travis then.
668
00:36:24,932 --> 00:36:26,058
Okay, yeah.
669
00:36:28,436 --> 00:36:31,522
♪ If you're coming like that,
then it's been about time,
you know ♪
670
00:36:31,606 --> 00:36:33,733
And just like that,
671
00:36:33,816 --> 00:36:36,903
three months later,
I was back in heels.
672
00:36:36,986 --> 00:36:37,862
♪ If you change ♪
673
00:36:37,945 --> 00:36:41,365
♪ Keep moving,
keep moving ♪
674
00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:42,491
♪ I could hear the alarm ♪
675
00:36:42,575 --> 00:36:45,578
♪ ♪
676
00:36:45,661 --> 00:36:46,954
♪ I won't take it
much longer ♪
677
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:49,874
♪ Keep moving,
keep moving ♪
678
00:36:49,957 --> 00:36:52,001
♪ Are you
breaking my heart? ♪
679
00:36:52,084 --> 00:36:54,086
♪ ♪
680
00:36:54,170 --> 00:36:55,755
♪ Thanks for
making me stronger ♪
681
00:36:55,838 --> 00:36:57,924
♪ Keep moving ♪
682
00:36:58,007 --> 00:37:00,176
♪ Someone's got
to go find the truth ♪
683
00:37:00,259 --> 00:37:02,595
♪ If you change ♪
684
00:37:02,678 --> 00:37:06,015
♪ When you livin' like that,
you can spend around town,
you know ♪
685
00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,935
♪ In a new house ♪
686
00:37:09,018 --> 00:37:11,395
♪ In the UK ♪
687
00:37:11,479 --> 00:37:13,189
♪ If you change ♪
688
00:37:13,272 --> 00:37:14,815
♪ Keep moving,
keep moving ♪
689
00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:17,693
♪ I could hear the alarm ♪
690
00:37:17,777 --> 00:37:19,153
♪ ♪
691
00:37:19,236 --> 00:37:20,988
♪ I won't take it
much longer ♪
692
00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:24,367
♪ Keep moving,
keep moving ♪
693
00:37:24,450 --> 00:37:25,534
♪ Are you
breaking my heart? ♪
694
00:37:25,618 --> 00:37:28,579
♪ ♪
695
00:37:28,663 --> 00:37:30,957
♪ Thanks for
making me stronger ♪
696
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,250
♪ I could live with it,
I could live with it ♪
697
00:37:33,334 --> 00:37:34,710
♪ Oh ♪
698
00:37:34,794 --> 00:37:37,463
♪ ♪
699
00:37:37,546 --> 00:37:39,590
♪ I could live with it,
I could live with it ♪
700
00:37:39,674 --> 00:37:41,634
♪ Oh ♪
701
00:37:41,717 --> 00:37:44,011
♪ I could live with it,
I could live with it ♪
702
00:37:44,095 --> 00:37:45,805
♪ Oh ♪
703
00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:48,224
♪ I could live with it,
I could live with it ♪
704
00:37:48,307 --> 00:37:49,517
♪ Oh ♪
705
00:37:51,394 --> 00:37:53,396
♪ Unless you understand it ♪
706
00:37:53,479 --> 00:37:54,814
♪ Then find out what to do ♪
707
00:37:54,897 --> 00:37:57,817
♪ Don't think about it
708
00:37:57,900 --> 00:37:58,985
♪ I'll be running with you ♪
709
00:37:59,068 --> 00:38:00,987
♪ If I can't understand it ♪
710
00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:03,823
♪ I'll find another way ♪
711
00:38:05,366 --> 00:38:07,535
♪ I could live with it,
I could live with it ♪
712
00:38:07,618 --> 00:38:08,619
♪ Oh ♪
713
00:38:09,912 --> 00:38:11,622
♪ Keep moving,
keep moving ♪
714
00:38:12,915 --> 00:38:16,002
♪ Moving,
keep moving ♪
715
00:38:16,085 --> 00:38:18,087
♪ ♪
716
00:38:22,133 --> 00:38:24,510
♪ Keep moving,
keep moving ♪
717
00:38:24,593 --> 00:38:26,637
♪ ♪
718
00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,102
♪ Keep moving, keep moving ♪
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