All language subtitles for Indebted S01E03

[ Water running ]
Hey, we're out of soap.

Oh, okay.

‐You know what's weird?
‐Hmm?

In the last eight years,
I cannot even think of a time

when we ran out of soap.

I mean, is our house
like the Hanukkah of soaps?

No, I'm just the miracle
of soap

because I've been
replacing it for eight years.

You know,
I can totally do that.

Just tell me where to go
and what to get.

I honestly appreciate
the offer,

but it's easier for me
to just do it

than to walk you
through the steps of it.

Oh, thank you,
because I just washed

my whole body with shampoo.

Oh, we're also out
of toothpaste,

so I'll get that, too.
Oh, no, we're not.

Oh, my God! Yes, we are!

You're amazing at this
bathroom stuff.

Okay, real quick,
without looking ‐‐

how many cotton balls
do we have left?

Six.

You want to know
how I knew that?

Uh, because you didn't grow up
with cotton balls,

so you really value
every cotton ball?

Um, cool backstory,
but, no, it's because

I notice everything
that needs to get done

before it needs to get done.

I'm the manager of the house
by default.

Hey, I‐I do stuff.

Yes, after I tell you.

You are one of the things
I manage.

If you don't believe me, there
are all these articles about it.

It's called
the mental load.

Ah.
Cool.

Cool, cool, cool,
cool, cool, cool.

Send me one of those articles.

Okay, see, me having
to remember

to send you one of the articles
is an example of my mental load.

And if you Google it,
you can figure it out.

And I know you can Google

because I've seen
your search history ‐‐

"Flo from Progressive
net worth?"

She doesn't even need to do
those commercials anymore!

She just loves her art ‐‐
and insurance.

♪♪♪

This is so exciting.

I can't believe Friday's
your first school play

and you got cast as Bob,

the cutest superhero‐banana‐
princess‐phone I know.

I'm gonna go practice
my dance.

Okay.
Yeah.

They should not let the kids
pick their own costumes.

[ Door opens ]

Oh! Damn it.
What's this giant box

doing in the center
of the floor?

Oh, did you want me to fall
over it so you could film it?

Ha ha! No dice!

Dave bought soap.

I'm a soap guy now!

Yep. I am the soap girl.

Soap girls have to unpack the
soap, find a place in the house

for 200 bars of soap, break down
the box and recycle it,

and then buy more soap
because you got the wrong kind.

What are you talking about?
No, I didn't.

Uh, "Lumberjack Swagger"?

Yeah, it's supposed to release
some of the pheromones.

Okay, see,
this conversation counts

as a whole mental load
for me.

Oh, I love "Barry Mental Load."

No, Deb, mental load ‐‐

it's the invisible work

that you do to keep
the household running.

Eh, seems like a fake thing.

It's very real.

It's just that,
in every marriage,

there's one person who always
has to figure stuff out

and one who never has to.

Well, in my day,
they called it "being a mother,"

and we didn't complain
about it either.

‐Davey?
‐Mm‐hmm?

Davey, I know you're still
talking about, uh, going mental,

but could you show me
how to work this thing?

Yeah, I tried looking up
the instructions online,

but every time
I Googled "grinder,"

the results were
a little surprising.

I will help you with the coffee,
but for the last time,

please do not use Google
without me in your presence.

Ohh.
He's the best.

[ Chuckling ]

Oh, Rebecca, you won
the lotto with this one!

See that? I know your
mental load is real,

but I have my own
mental load ‐‐ my parents.

It's not the same.

Oh, it's not the same?

Have you ever tried to help
my mom figure out

what actress
she's thinking of?

She never knows if it's
Laura Linney or Laura Dern,

but every single time,
it's Demi Moore.

Okay, your parents
may be difficult,

but you don't have
to do that stuff.

This coming from the queen
of doing things

she doesn't have to do.

I mean, you vacuum‐seal
our kids' winter wardrobe

so that it doesn't
get attacked by moths.

And do we really have
to call them moths?

We're so PC.

Can't they just be
ugly butterflies?

Okay, see, the fact that you
don't know what moths are

is a testament
to my mental load.

Okay.
Fine.

If your mental load is so tough,
let's swap loads.

Really?
You want this load?

‐I want that load.
‐Okay, fine.

I will take your parents.
Loads swapped.

But everything that pops up on

the family calendar,
that's all you.

‐Okay.
‐Okay.

‐Done and done.
‐Cool.

‐Quick "Q."
‐Mm‐hmm.

Now, this family calendar
that I check every day,

where would this be located?

It's an app that comes
with your phone.

Here, I'm gonna turn on
your notifications.

[ Phone chiming ]

You hear that?

That's the sound
of my nightmares.

Well, it doesn't have to be
anymore,

because it's things
that I have to do now.
Yep.

Starting with
"organizing the garage."

Easy peasy.
Ugh.

Not really, because
organizing the garage

is something you kind of
have to do the right way,

or else it'll just
cause more work.

Baby.
Baby, baby, baby, baby.

Chill, chill, chill,
chill.

Okay.
Okay?

I got this.
I got your piles.

I got your load.
Okay.

Just please don't mess up
my garage.

Okay, just please
don't mess up my parents.

Yeah, I better be careful.

One misstep, and they could
lose their home

and end up living
with their kid.

♪♪♪

What are you doing here?

This is my garage.
What are you doing here?

I have to go to a dinner
party tomorrow,

and I can't show up
empty‐handed.

Luckily, Rebecca stashes
hostess gifts in here,

and because I'm a good person,
I bring things ‐‐ your things.

Well, I'm supposed
to be organizing

the garage for Rebecca,

but all these piles everywhere,
it's insane.

Look at this stuff.

"Donate," "trash," "keep ‐‐
important."

Pool noodles, regular noodles,
Cups O Noodles.

This could be the perfect
example

of how Rebecca makes life harder
than it needs to be.

I don't know. I feel like she
has a pretty good system.

[ Phone chimes ]

[ Sighs ] Man, I have to return
a book to the library?

Could you please drop it off
for me?

To the library?

I don't know the route
to 1997.

Thanks, Joanna.

This has been even
less helpful than usual.

Davey?

Can you help me
find my wallet?

I ‐‐ I think I left it
at a restaurant.

Oh! Interesting.

You lose your wallet right
when you owe me money.

Why would you ever
borrow money from her?

Well, you weren't
answering your phone.

Dad?
Yeah?

Money by Monday,

or season two of
"The Crown" ‐‐ spoiled!

That can't happen!

Dad, the show is based
on history.

It should've been spoiled
for you in high school.

You know what?
Just help me find my wallet.

Please, come on.
Okay.

What restaurant were you
last at with it?

The restaurant with
the amazing tap water.

[ Laughs ] Okay.
You know what?

This is not my problem
this week.

Rebecca and I have
switched mental loads,

so why don't you go
ask her for help?

I'm a mental load?

Ouch.

♪♪♪

Rebecca: I know we're gonna
find your wallet.

Okay, let's just
retrace your steps.

Okay, fine. Alright.
So, we get here ‐‐ boom ‐‐

stand here, marvel
at the beautiful way

they incorporated
all this beer‐sponsored art.

Okay, I sanitized my hands ‐‐
ba‐boom.

You know, I think this is
gonna be awhile,

so I'm gonna
sit right over here,

and maybe they'll bring me
some free

crunchies and avocado sauce.

You mean chips and guacamole?

What'd I say?

Sat here ‐‐ boom ‐‐
I eat, I eat.

Okay, get up, I get into it
with the busboy

about who's the best
wartime president ‐‐

[ Clears throat ]
McKinley ‐‐ zuh.

Oh, God.
You threw your wallet away?

Ugh.
It looks that way.

Oh, I hoped it wouldn't come
to this, but, uh,

I think we're gonna
need the rubber gloves.

Oh, here I come.

What do you mean,
the rubber gloves?

You've done this before?
Here.

Let us know what you find.

♪♪♪

I really thought we'd find
your wallet in the trash.

Oh, we did find
Eric Dougherty's,

so it's not a total failure.

Oh, look, he's an organ donor.
Heh. Not this guy.

I don't want some schmuck using
these eyes to watch the Yankees.

Okay, Stew, we need to call
and cancel

all of your credit cards
and reorder new ones.

And my roadside‐assistance card.

If whoever stole my wallet's
car breaks down,

I want him stuck there ‐‐
schmuck!

Somebody didn't steal it.
You lost it.

And then they stole it,
or else we would've found it

at the restaurant
with the amazing tap water.

Meanwhile, what's Stew supposed
to do without his credit cards?

What if he needs his Seltzer?

He gets so parched.
Thank you.

Well, I can set up Apple Pay
or Venmo on your phone

so you can buy essentials on
your own and stop relying on us.

See, this is Dave's problem.

He does everything
for you guys.

That's why he's
so overwhelmed.

Well, I could think
of another reason.

Okay, Stew, hand me your phone.

Oh, if you're doing the phone,
will you do mine, too?

Find all my subscriptions
and cancel them.

Okay.
Debbie, what's your password?

Uh, oh, well, it's either
Dave's birthday,

my birthday, my old Brooklyn
address with a typo in it, or ‐‐

oh, there's just
so many of them,

and it's all so random.

You know what?

Let me know
when you figure it out.

♪♪♪

[ Phone chimes ]

Oh, my God.
I got to prepare dinner already?

I'm not even halfway
through the garage.

Tried taking all of this stuff
to the donate center,

but they wouldn't take
any of it.

Oh, those donation centers
are way too picky.

That's why,
when you kids were small,

I just dumped everything
on the side of the road.

I'm sorry ‐‐ did you just say
you dumped all your trash

on the side of the road?

Yeah.
That's what people do.

That's why you see all the time
all those candles and flowers

and picture frames
along the highway.

No, Ma, those ‐‐
those are memorials

for people
killed in car accidents.

[ Gasps ]

Oy vey!

Why don't they put up a sign,
let a person know?

[ Phone chimes ]

[ Exhales, groans ]

"Remember to get the kids
flu shots and look into possible

vacation destinations
2021 'question mark'"?

I'm never gonna finish
all this.

‐Can I help you?
‐No. No.

I cannot let you take on
any of my mental load.

Although...

maybe that's Rebecca's problem,
you know?

She doesn't delegate.

Yes, delegating is a form
of true leadership.

Yes, you're right.
Okay.

So I will go handle this,
which I am more than capable of,

and you can, uh,

help me organize the garage.
Wait a minute.

I think that I would be better
with planning the vacation.

I could be very creative
with the right AmEx.

Me and Daddy took two weeks.

We went to South Africa.

We came back changed!

You came back broke.

♪♪♪

That's good.
One...

Uh, yes, Stew?

I'm in the middle of helping
Asher memorize his lines.

‐I'm a star!
‐Hey!

I know you are!

Uh, Rebecca, I'm having
a Venmo emergency.

Dad, where's my 50 bucks?

'Cause I was just thinking
of season two of "The Crown,"

when the British Treasury ‐‐

Oh, no, pl‐‐
You'll get your money!

I just need to learn
how to use Venmo.

Come here.
You just type her name in there.

No, no, you do it. You do it.
No, no, please ‐‐ I can't!

You got to learn
to take care of yourself.

Oy. Alright. Here we go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got it. Okay.

And $50 for Joanna.

And...send.

Did you get it?

Nope.
Hmm.

I'm thinking about when
a fog rolled in ‐‐

Aw, come on, come on!
Please just do it.
Oh, dear Lord.

Gimme the phone.

Oh, my God.
You just sent her $5,000!

What?!
I love today!

Joanna, you owe me $4,950.

Money by Monday.

Nope.
I didn't get it.

Oh, no.
What?

Stew, you just sent
a random person $5,000.

Oh, let me see.

Oh, that's ‐‐ It doesn't say
Joanna Klein.

It says "Joyce Basilone."

No idea who she is,
but fantastic teeth.

Come on. Can't you just press
the "undo" button?

No, there's not an "undo"
button!

Can we just keep this
between the three of us?

And Joyce.
Can you message her?

♪♪♪

Did you do all of this
in the last two hours?

I'm so good.

[ Chuckles ]
Well, not me, technically.

I hired Dee Rosenthal's two guys
to haul everything away.

I delegated.

I'm so good.

Wait.

But what happened to all of
Rebecca's "keep" stuff

like the "seasonal ‐‐ keep"
and the "important ‐‐ keep"?

David, you told me to organize
the garage,

and that's what I did.

Mom, this is a problem.

I mean, that stuff said
"keep ‐‐ important,"

and now it's gone forever.

Look, maybe it wasn't
so important.

You know how dramatic
Rebecca can be.

Mom, what happened
to all of her stuff?

I don't know!

Dee Rosenthal's guys
are very...

shifty.

Well, then thank you
for inviting them

to the place
where my children live!

Oh, calm down.
You're getting all wound up.

Let me just call Dee.

She'll handle it in a minute.

Hi.
It's Deb.

[ Chuckles ]
Uh‐huh.

Uh‐huh.

Uh‐huh.

Okay, thanks.

She's in surgery.

♪♪♪

Ugh.

Oh.
[ Clears throat ]

Hey!
Hey.

Hey, what ya doing?

Oh, just playing this
trivia game on my phone.

Oh.
Ah.

"What is Venmo's refund policy?"

That's a random question.

I actually know that one.

There is no refund policy.

Yeah, my mom one time tried
to Venmo someone $10

and instead
Venmo'd them $20,

and let me tell you,
it was a disaster!

That's why I took Venmo
off their phones.

Cool.
Top score!

Anyway, as far as the garage
goes, everything is going great.

One thing ‐‐
um, that pile labeled

"keep ‐‐ important,"
you know, what is that?

Is it my birthday gift?
If it is, cough once,

and I promise
I won't ruin the surprise.

Oh, I'm so excited.

It's Asher's costume
for the school play.

I couldn't label it "costume,"
because he can read now.

His kindergarten teacher
really screwed us.

Yeah!
Yeah, she did. Ha!

And that terrible kid‐written
play is the one

where Asher
plays the character

whose costume can be found
at the mall?

Uh, I'm pretty sure
they don't have

superhero‐banana‐princess‐phone
costumes at the mall.

Right, yeah.
Right.

Target? Costco?
CVS? Anything? No?

♪♪♪

What is wrong with you?

You are so bad at life.

Why would you ever ask Mom
for help?

She thinks the recycling bin
is for blue trash only.

I wanted to prove to Rebecca
that her mental load

wasn't that stressful, but then
I got stressed out doing it

because, honestly,
it's a little stressful.

What's the best lie
you could think of right now?

"You're gonna be fine"?

Crap!

There's no superhero‐
princess‐banana‐phone

costume available
for next‐day shipping.

Really?

Shocking.

You think anyone will notice
if I just threw him out there

in his pajamas?

Who am I kidding?

Dee Rosenthal's guys
threw those out, too.

How's she doing?
I heard she's in surgery.

Still no word.

What am I supposed to do,
just make the costume myself

out of fabric and glue
and googly eyes?

You mean like how Rebecca
did it?

Yeah, that's exactly
what you're supposed to do.

[ Phone chimes ]

"Don't forget to return book
to the library."

You see the bind
you put me in?!

You could've just dropped
the book off!

I had work.

♪♪♪

Damn it, Joyce.

Joyce, I can't hear you.

Well, can you leave the luau
for just a minute?!

Please, my father‐in‐law

is in no position
to send you $5,000!

Why are you laughing?

Joyce?
Joyce?

Damn it, Joyce!

[ Sighs ]

What...

Ow! Damn it!

Princess‐banana‐phone!

Dave?

Uh, yeah, Ravi, I do think that
that house is a good one to flip

and we will make
a bunch of cash.

Uh, roger, roger.
Love you.

Gonna hang up that toy phone?

I can't.

I hot‐glued it to my face.

It's okay.
It's okay.

‐It's okay.
‐Are you sure?

It happens to everyone.

‐Really?
‐No.

Ow!
My sideburn!

What are you doing gluing things
at 2:00 in the morning, anyway?

Wait.
Where are all my piles?

[ Chuckles ]
[ Gasps ]

Funny story.

You know, um, my mom's
distant friend

Dee Rosenthal
that you've never met

and who died earlier today
in surgery?

‐No.
‐Anyway, it's her fault.

I asked my mom to help me
clean out the garage,

and she called
Dee Rosenthal,

who has guys
who threw everything out,

including Asher's costume.

Keep in mind ‐‐ this was
the last phone call

Dee Rosenthal ever made.

You lost Asher's costume?!

I can't believe you.

How do you know
how to do it all?

I don't.

No one tells me what to do
or how to do things.

I just figure it out myself
because someone has to.

I'm human garbage, I know.

But I'm gonna make the costume,

and I'm gonna get us
more winter jackets

even if it takes me
all year.

But we don't have all year.

Winter is coming!

I know, and I failed,

and you probably handled
my parents no problem.

Okay, well, you made a mistake.
It happens.

I'm so lucky.

Seriously.
Oh, hey.

You know,
here I am screwing up

all over the place,
left and right,

and you're just being
so understanding.

Wait.

Why are you being
so understanding?

[ Sighs ] Okay, so,

you know how you have that dad
who's bad with technology?

Yeah, I know
how I have that dad.

Yeah. So...
[ Sighs ]

I put him in the perfect
place to lose $5,000.

$5,000?

That's like three more months
of them living with us!

I know.
I'm sorry.

Your load is really hard.

I know.

And your load
is even harder.

I mean...

you have to think about it every
day for the last eight years,

and I've only had to think
about my load

for, like, the last
two months.

Aww.
Thanks, sweetie.

Mwah.

Now, what do you say
we take off this shirt...

Yes.

...and make it into a cape?

Perfect.

♪♪♪

Where's my little star?

Grammy's got flowers
for him.

Yeah, and I got him
a fake Oscar at the mall.

But I lost it, so, Rebecca, will
you help us retrace our steps?

I think we may have left it
at Orange Julius.

Thanks for bringing these, Mom,
but now I got to find a scissor,

cut the stems,
recycle the plastic wrap,

dig a vase out of God knows
where, fill it with water

and that flower powder,
get rid of the pollen

and the dead petals
that fall throughout the week,

until eventually I have to
throw out the flowers

because they stunk up the house,
so thank you.

David...

shut up!

I was just trying to be nice.

You're beginning to sound
like Rebecca.

Yeah. He really does.

‐Mm.
‐Hey!

I found my wallet!

It was in the burrito container!

Stew wins!

Stew wins.

♪♪♪

So, after all that,

his superhero‐banana‐princess
costume was just made up.

Yeah, I guess so.

He's so creative...

and so embarrassing.

I like that he stands out.

I don't think he looks
any different.

Stew, take off your sunglasses.

Oh, Jesus, this is a nightmare.

Can you guys shut up?
I'm trying to record this.

We'll be quiet.
So sorry.

I was whispering.

♪♪♪