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WE HAVE GHOST SCHOOL. 12 00:00:23,362 --> 00:00:27,231 AS IF I NEED HELP BEING A SCARIER GHOST. 13 00:00:27,233 --> 00:00:29,566 others: DON'T SNAP! 14 00:00:29,568 --> 00:00:30,267 - GOOD. 15 00:00:30,269 --> 00:00:33,504 I SEE EVERYONE AGREES. 16 00:00:33,506 --> 00:00:35,072 - OH, MAN, MILES. [chuckles] 17 00:00:35,074 --> 00:00:37,274 CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR SCHOOL MAKES YOU WEAR 18 00:00:37,276 --> 00:00:39,076 THOSE STUPID UNIFORMS. 19 00:00:39,078 --> 00:00:42,679 - WE DON'T HAVE TO WEAR UNIFORMS. 20 00:00:42,681 --> 00:00:45,215 THIS IS THE OUTFIT I PICKED OUT. 21 00:00:45,217 --> 00:00:47,718 - IT'S NICE. 22 00:00:47,720 --> 00:00:49,620 - WELL, I'M OUT OF HERE. 23 00:00:49,622 --> 00:00:52,122 - DON'T YOU WISH WE COULD GO TO GHOST WORLD 24 00:00:52,124 --> 00:00:53,524 AND SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE? 25 00:00:53,526 --> 00:00:55,692 - SORRY, LADIES, GHOSTS ONLY. 26 00:00:55,694 --> 00:00:57,361 BUT EVEN IF YOU COULD ENTER, 27 00:00:57,363 --> 00:01:01,131 YOU GOT TO BE A TOP-LEVEL DUDE LIKE ME 28 00:01:01,133 --> 00:01:03,500 TO KNOW HOW TO USE THIS PORTAL. 29 00:01:03,502 --> 00:01:05,102 [laughs] 30 00:01:05,104 --> 00:01:06,570 THE MAN. 31 00:01:09,140 --> 00:01:12,509 [yelling] 32 00:01:16,181 --> 00:01:18,515 OH! 33 00:01:18,517 --> 00:01:22,119 [yelling] 34 00:01:27,292 --> 00:01:30,427 - MORNING, MR. PRESTON. 35 00:01:30,429 --> 00:01:32,262 - [coughs] 36 00:01:32,264 --> 00:01:34,364 WHOO. 37 00:01:34,366 --> 00:01:35,566 THE MAN. 38 00:01:35,568 --> 00:01:37,167 [laughs] 39 00:01:37,169 --> 00:01:38,836 [yells] 40 00:01:38,838 --> 00:01:41,705 [spooky rock music] 41 00:01:41,707 --> 00:01:44,575 - ♪ IF YOU MOVE INTO A HAUNTED HOUSE ♪ 42 00:01:44,577 --> 00:01:47,244 ♪ YOU GOTTA TRY TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 43 00:01:47,246 --> 00:01:49,379 - ♪ SO IF YOU'RE LIVING WITH A GHOST OR THREE ♪ 44 00:01:49,381 --> 00:01:53,283 - ♪ YOU GOTTA BE ONE BIG, SEMI-SCARY FAMILY ♪ 45 00:01:53,285 --> 00:01:55,786 - ♪ DON'T KNOW HOW WE ENDED UP THIS WAY ♪ 46 00:01:55,788 --> 00:01:57,554 - ♪ BUT I GUESS YOU COULD CALL US ♪ 47 00:01:57,556 --> 00:02:00,457 - ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 48 00:02:00,459 --> 00:02:03,227 ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 49 00:02:03,229 --> 00:02:05,696 - ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 50 00:02:05,698 --> 00:02:09,099 ♪ 51 00:02:09,101 --> 00:02:11,502 - ♪ THE HAUNTED HATHAWAYS 52 00:02:11,504 --> 00:02:13,170 ♪ 53 00:02:19,511 --> 00:02:22,045 OF COURSE, MY DAD SCARED THEM AWAY. 54 00:02:22,047 --> 00:02:23,380 I MEAN, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 55 00:02:23,382 --> 00:02:25,048 SHARE OUR HOUSE WITH PEOPLE? 56 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:27,551 [both laugh] 57 00:02:27,553 --> 00:02:29,153 - [laughing harder] 58 00:02:29,155 --> 00:02:31,588 OF COURSE NOT. [laughs] 59 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:35,125 THAT'D BE CRAZY. 60 00:02:35,127 --> 00:02:36,193 - LOUIE, WHAT ABOUT YOUR DAD? 61 00:02:36,195 --> 00:02:39,363 YOU USED TO TELL US ALL ABOUT HIS EPIC HAUNTS. 62 00:02:39,365 --> 00:02:40,364 WHAT'S HE BEEN UP TO? 63 00:02:40,366 --> 00:02:46,270 - OH, MAN, HE'S BEEN UP TO SOME PRETTY CRAZY STUFF. 64 00:02:46,272 --> 00:02:48,338 - COOL. LIKE WHAT? 65 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:49,540 - LIKE... 66 00:02:49,542 --> 00:02:54,678 MY POPS HAS BEEN MADE A TOP-LEVEL SECRET AGENT. 67 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:56,713 DUDE GOES ALL OVER GHOST WORLD 68 00:02:56,715 --> 00:03:00,050 ON THESE SUPER DANGEROUS MISSIONS. 69 00:03:00,052 --> 00:03:01,218 - COOL. 70 00:03:01,220 --> 00:03:02,653 LIKE WHAT? 71 00:03:02,655 --> 00:03:05,389 - YOU JUST LIKE DETAILS, DON'T YOU? 72 00:03:05,391 --> 00:03:06,690 [bell clangs] 73 00:03:06,692 --> 00:03:10,394 - OKAY, STUDENTS, BEFORE WE START, 74 00:03:10,396 --> 00:03:13,263 TOMORROW IS CAREER DAY. 75 00:03:13,265 --> 00:03:15,265 YAY. 76 00:03:15,267 --> 00:03:18,101 PLEASE INVITE YOUR PARENTS TO CLASS 77 00:03:18,103 --> 00:03:20,037 TO TALK ABOUT THEIR JOBS. 78 00:03:20,039 --> 00:03:22,239 THE DETAILS ARE ON HERE. 79 00:03:22,241 --> 00:03:23,140 [shimmering tone] 80 00:03:23,142 --> 00:03:25,042 - LOUIE, I BET YOUR DAD'S GONNA HAVE 81 00:03:25,044 --> 00:03:26,510 SOME COOL SECRET AGENT STORIES. 82 00:03:26,512 --> 00:03:29,179 - [chuckles] I'M NOT SURE HE CAN MAKE IT. 83 00:03:29,181 --> 00:03:32,716 HE MIGHT BE BUSY FIGHTING GHOST ALIENS. 84 00:03:32,718 --> 00:03:35,452 OR HAVE JURY DUTY. 85 00:03:35,454 --> 00:03:37,654 - LOUIE, YOU DIDN'T MAKE THAT STUFF UP 86 00:03:37,656 --> 00:03:39,089 ABOUT YOUR DAD, DID YOU? 87 00:03:39,091 --> 00:03:40,324 - YOU THINK I MADE IT UP? 88 00:03:40,326 --> 00:03:43,694 OKAY, FINE. I'LL GET HIM HERE. 89 00:03:43,696 --> 00:03:44,394 GET READY, 90 00:03:44,396 --> 00:03:47,497 'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA MEET THE BADDEST GHOST AROUND: 91 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:50,033 SECRET AGENT RAY PRESTON. 92 00:03:50,035 --> 00:03:55,138 - WHILE I LOVE THE SPARROW, THE SWAN IS WAY MORE FESTIVE. 93 00:03:55,140 --> 00:03:56,006 - AW, THANKS. 94 00:03:56,008 --> 00:03:58,542 THE BAKERY'S HOSTING A GIRL'S BIRTHDAY PARTY 95 00:03:58,544 --> 00:03:59,343 ON THURSDAY, 96 00:03:59,345 --> 00:04:01,311 AND THEY WANT IT TO BE TRES CLASSY. 97 00:04:01,313 --> 00:04:04,047 IT'S GOING TO BE WHITE GLOVES, HIGH TEA, 98 00:04:04,049 --> 00:04:09,686 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, MAKE MAMA SOME MOOLA. 99 00:04:09,688 --> 00:04:11,722 - STAY CLASSY. 100 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:13,223 [snaps] 101 00:04:13,225 --> 00:04:14,725 - OOH, GIRLS, I NEED SOME HELP. 102 00:04:14,727 --> 00:04:17,027 both: NOT IT. I SAID IT FIRST! 103 00:04:17,029 --> 00:04:18,228 - GIRLS, HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU 104 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,329 THERE'S NOTHING MORE IMPORTANT 105 00:04:19,331 --> 00:04:21,031 IN THIS WORLD THAN HELPING OTHERS? 106 00:04:21,033 --> 00:04:24,501 - NOT SURE. - YOU'RE A RIOT. 107 00:04:24,503 --> 00:04:25,469 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 108 00:04:25,471 --> 00:04:26,503 THAT'S CLAY BANNISTER, 109 00:04:26,505 --> 00:04:29,072 FOOD CRITIC FOR THE TASTE OF NEW ORLEANS. 110 00:04:29,074 --> 00:04:29,606 - OH, YEAH. 111 00:04:29,608 --> 00:04:31,475 HE'S THE GUY WHO CAME TO REVIEW THE BAKERY 112 00:04:31,477 --> 00:04:32,342 BUT WAS SCARED AWAY. 113 00:04:32,344 --> 00:04:36,079 - RAY MADE HIM LAY EGGS AND BLOW STEAM OUT HIS BUTT. 114 00:04:36,081 --> 00:04:37,648 OH, THE GOOD OLD DAYS. 115 00:04:37,650 --> 00:04:41,084 - TWO CORN MUFFINS TO GO, AND MAKE IT SNAPPY. 116 00:04:41,086 --> 00:04:42,986 - WELCOME BACK, MR. BANNISTER. 117 00:04:42,988 --> 00:04:44,988 I LIKE YOUR SWEATPANTS. 118 00:04:44,990 --> 00:04:46,223 SPORTY. 119 00:04:46,225 --> 00:04:47,457 - I'M SO GLAD, 120 00:04:47,459 --> 00:04:50,494 BECAUSE I WEAR THEM EVERY DAY. 121 00:04:50,496 --> 00:04:51,995 IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A JOB. 122 00:04:51,997 --> 00:04:54,331 - OH, DID-- DID SOMETHING HAPPEN? 123 00:04:54,333 --> 00:04:56,533 - YEAH, SOMETHING HAPPENED. 124 00:04:56,535 --> 00:04:59,703 I WALKED INTO THIS HOUSE OF HORRORS 125 00:04:59,705 --> 00:05:04,241 AND LAID EGGS LIKE A CHICKEN. 126 00:05:04,243 --> 00:05:05,375 - [laughs] 127 00:05:05,377 --> 00:05:07,477 I MADE IT MY SCREEN SAVER. 128 00:05:07,479 --> 00:05:09,579 I'LL LET YOU GROWN-UPS TALK. 129 00:05:09,581 --> 00:05:12,082 - I TRIED REPORTING WHAT HAPPENED, 130 00:05:12,084 --> 00:05:13,550 BUT NO ONE BELIEVED ME. 131 00:05:13,552 --> 00:05:14,318 I LOST MY JOB, 132 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:16,687 AND MY FAMILY THINKS I'M A CRACKPOT. 133 00:05:16,689 --> 00:05:21,091 - WHEN I GET THE CRANKIES, I GET MY HAIR DONE. 134 00:05:22,126 --> 00:05:24,328 - OH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M HERE. 135 00:05:24,330 --> 00:05:27,130 MOTHER INSISTED WE STOP IN. 136 00:05:27,132 --> 00:05:28,031 SHE'S IN THE CAR. 137 00:05:28,033 --> 00:05:29,733 - WELL, AT LEAST SHE STUCK BY YOU. 138 00:05:29,735 --> 00:05:31,535 - SHE'S THE ONE WHO FIRED ME. 139 00:05:31,537 --> 00:05:34,004 MOTHER RUNS THE PAPER. 140 00:05:34,006 --> 00:05:37,140 NOW SHE CALLS ME KOOKMEISTER CLAY. 141 00:05:37,142 --> 00:05:40,210 - AND YOU DON'T LIKE THAT? 142 00:05:40,212 --> 00:05:42,279 - KOOKMEISTER! 143 00:05:42,281 --> 00:05:43,246 WHAT IS THE HOLDUP? 144 00:05:43,248 --> 00:05:47,651 OH, LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE STUCK IN A LINE OF GHOSTS. 145 00:05:47,653 --> 00:05:49,453 OOOOOOH. 146 00:05:49,455 --> 00:05:51,221 [laughs] 147 00:05:51,223 --> 00:05:54,491 SERIOUSLY, KICK IT INTO GEAR, LOONY TUNES. 148 00:05:54,493 --> 00:05:55,692 [snapping] 149 00:05:55,694 --> 00:05:58,562 - THANKS AGAIN FOR THE MUFFINS 150 00:05:58,564 --> 00:06:00,297 AND RUINING MY LIFE. 151 00:06:00,299 --> 00:06:02,999 - YOU'RE WELCOME! TELL A FRIEND! 152 00:06:03,001 --> 00:06:06,069 - FRANKIE, THAT MAN'S IN A LOT OF PAIN. 153 00:06:06,071 --> 00:06:07,504 YOU KNOW WHAT, IT'S TIME YOU GIRLS 154 00:06:07,506 --> 00:06:08,705 LEARN ABOUT BEING THERE FOR OTHERS. 155 00:06:08,707 --> 00:06:11,007 WE'RE GOING TO INVITE CLAY AND HIS MOM TO LUNCH 156 00:06:11,009 --> 00:06:12,075 AND PROVE TO HER HE'S NOT CRAZY. 157 00:06:12,077 --> 00:06:14,578 - MOM, WE CAN'T SHOW HER WE LIVE WITH GHOSTS. 158 00:06:14,580 --> 00:06:17,381 - NO, WE'LL JUST SHOW HER ENOUGH TO PROVE SOMETIMES IN LIFE 159 00:06:17,383 --> 00:06:20,183 WEIRD, UNEXPLAINABLE THINGS CAN HAPPEN. 160 00:06:20,185 --> 00:06:24,154 - [yells] 161 00:06:24,156 --> 00:06:25,389 [coughs] 162 00:06:25,391 --> 00:06:30,260 CRASHED INTO A GHOST BIRD ON THE WAY BACK FROM SCHOOL. 163 00:06:32,663 --> 00:06:33,330 SO REMEMBER, 164 00:06:33,332 --> 00:06:36,366 TODAY AT SCHOOL, YOU'RE PRETENDING TO BE MY DAD, 165 00:06:36,368 --> 00:06:38,034 AND YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT. 166 00:06:38,036 --> 00:06:41,338 - GOT IT, STEWIE. 167 00:06:41,340 --> 00:06:44,608 - IT'S LOUIE. 168 00:06:44,610 --> 00:06:45,609 [knocking on door] 169 00:06:45,611 --> 00:06:46,443 - WHERE'S RAY? 170 00:06:46,445 --> 00:06:49,112 WE NEED HIM TO SCARE THE SNOT OUT OF AN OLD LADY. 171 00:06:49,114 --> 00:06:51,982 - HI, I'M RAY PRESTON, A SECRET AGENT. 172 00:06:51,984 --> 00:06:53,984 I BATTLE GHOST ALIENS. 173 00:06:53,986 --> 00:06:54,985 - NOT YET! 174 00:06:54,987 --> 00:06:56,353 - OKAY. HI! 175 00:06:56,355 --> 00:06:58,121 I'M LORENZO. 176 00:06:58,123 --> 00:07:00,090 - WHAT'S GOING ON, LOUIE? 177 00:07:00,092 --> 00:07:04,194 - SO I KIND OF TOLD EVERYONE AT SCHOOL 178 00:07:04,196 --> 00:07:05,996 MY DAD IS A SUPER-SECRET AGENT 179 00:07:05,998 --> 00:07:09,199 WHO CAPTURES AND DESTROYS GHOST ALIENS. 180 00:07:09,201 --> 00:07:13,003 - NO ONE'S GONNA BELIEVE YOU'RE RELATED TO HIM. 181 00:07:13,005 --> 00:07:15,572 - OF COURSE THEY WILL. 182 00:07:15,574 --> 00:07:19,009 WE HAVE IDENTICAL BICEPS. 183 00:07:19,477 --> 00:07:24,381 - WOW, IT'S LIKE I'M LOOKING AT TWINS. 184 00:07:29,587 --> 00:07:31,688 - SEE YOU AT SCHOOL, LORENZO! 185 00:07:31,690 --> 00:07:32,989 - WHO'S LORENZO? 186 00:07:32,991 --> 00:07:34,024 - GAH! 187 00:07:34,026 --> 00:07:35,158 NOBODY. 188 00:07:35,160 --> 00:07:36,259 A FRIEND. 189 00:07:36,261 --> 00:07:37,127 NOBODY. 190 00:07:37,129 --> 00:07:39,229 - YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD. 191 00:07:39,231 --> 00:07:39,996 - WEIRD? 192 00:07:39,998 --> 00:07:41,531 I'M JUST A KID LOOKING FORWARD 193 00:07:41,533 --> 00:07:45,001 TO A FUN DAY OF LEARNING. 194 00:07:45,003 --> 00:07:46,203 - COME ON, SON. 195 00:07:46,205 --> 00:07:47,103 I'M A PARENT. 196 00:07:47,105 --> 00:07:48,371 MY SENSES ARE FINELY TUNED 197 00:07:48,373 --> 00:07:50,407 TO LET ME KNOW IF ANYTHING STRANGE 198 00:07:50,409 --> 00:07:52,075 IS GOING ON WITH MY BOYS. 199 00:07:52,077 --> 00:07:54,311 NOTHING GETS PAST ME, LOUIE. 200 00:07:54,313 --> 00:07:55,979 NOTHING. 201 00:07:55,981 --> 00:07:57,481 - HEY, POPS! 202 00:07:57,483 --> 00:07:58,682 - HEY, MILES. 203 00:07:58,684 --> 00:08:01,117 WHAT IS THAT? 204 00:08:01,119 --> 00:08:07,023 - PRESENTING THE GHOST GROOMER 3000! 205 00:08:07,325 --> 00:08:10,160 IT'S THE WORLD'S FIRST GHOST SHOWER. 206 00:08:10,162 --> 00:08:11,294 - GREAT IDEA, 207 00:08:11,296 --> 00:08:13,363 EXCEPT GHOSTS DON'T SHOWER. 208 00:08:13,365 --> 00:08:15,432 - WE DO NOW, MR. LAZYBONES. 209 00:08:15,434 --> 00:08:19,002 SOMEONE DAB A LITTLE GOOP ON ME AND I'LL DEMONSTRATE. 210 00:08:19,004 --> 00:08:20,103 - HAPPY TO HELP. 211 00:08:20,105 --> 00:08:22,172 [snaps] 212 00:08:25,109 --> 00:08:26,676 - UH-OH. BLUE GOOP. 213 00:08:26,678 --> 00:08:29,012 WHATEVER WILL I DO? 214 00:08:32,016 --> 00:08:33,316 [phone rings] 215 00:08:33,318 --> 00:08:34,551 - THAT'S ENOUGH. 216 00:08:34,553 --> 00:08:36,152 GO FOR RAY. 217 00:08:36,154 --> 00:08:38,088 MR. DOBSON. 218 00:08:38,090 --> 00:08:39,256 CAREER DAY? 219 00:08:39,258 --> 00:08:41,558 NO, LOUIE DIDN'T MENTION IT. 220 00:08:41,560 --> 00:08:42,659 SEE YOU THEN. 221 00:08:42,661 --> 00:08:43,960 - OH, RAY, DID FRANKIE TELL YOU 222 00:08:43,962 --> 00:08:46,296 WE NEED YOUR HELP TO SCARE MRS. BANNISTER TOMORROW? 223 00:08:46,298 --> 00:08:50,000 - WISH I COULD, BUT I'M HOSTING BAND PRACTICE TOMORROW. 224 00:08:50,002 --> 00:08:51,101 - BUT COULDN'T YOU RESCHEDULE 225 00:08:51,103 --> 00:08:54,037 YOUR LITTLE MUSIC THINGIE FOR ANOTHER TIME? 226 00:08:54,039 --> 00:08:55,472 - "LITTLE MUSIC THING?" 227 00:08:55,474 --> 00:08:57,173 YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT RAY PRESTON, 228 00:08:57,175 --> 00:09:00,610 A SAX PLAYER WHO'S SO GOOD THAT LOUIE'S TEACHER 229 00:09:00,612 --> 00:09:03,313 ASKED ME TO COME SPEAK TO HIS CLASS. 230 00:09:03,315 --> 00:09:05,081 HE SAID, AND I QUOTE, 231 00:09:05,083 --> 00:09:08,218 "WE LOOK FORWARD TO HOSTING A CELEBRITY." 232 00:09:08,220 --> 00:09:12,556 CE-LEB-RI-TY. 233 00:09:12,558 --> 00:09:13,156 [snaps] 234 00:09:13,158 --> 00:09:14,224 - HEY! GET BACK HERE! 235 00:09:14,226 --> 00:09:17,193 I'M TRYING TO TEACH MY DAUGHTERS HOW TO BE NICE PEOPLE, 236 00:09:17,195 --> 00:09:19,095 YOU BIG BAG OF WIND! 237 00:09:19,097 --> 00:09:21,598 - MOM, WE CAN'T MAKE PEOPLE FART STEAM 238 00:09:21,600 --> 00:09:22,599 OR LAY EGGS WITHOUT GHOSTS. 239 00:09:22,601 --> 00:09:25,702 - I KNOW. WE WERE CLAY'S ONE SHOT. 240 00:09:25,704 --> 00:09:27,304 OH, I FEEL AWFUL. 241 00:09:27,306 --> 00:09:28,438 - I'M DEVASTATED. 242 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:32,509 MAYBE AN HOUR OF SHOPPING MIGHT HELP DULL THE PAIN. 243 00:09:34,579 --> 00:09:36,046 - ALL DONE FOLDING THE NAPKINS. 244 00:09:36,048 --> 00:09:39,149 INSTEAD OF SWANS, I WENT WITH HUMAN SKULLS. 245 00:09:39,151 --> 00:09:40,483 YOU'RE WELCOME. 246 00:09:40,485 --> 00:09:44,521 - YOU ARE A SCARY LITTLE GIRL. 247 00:09:44,523 --> 00:09:46,423 WAIT, THAT'S IT. 248 00:09:46,425 --> 00:09:49,392 FRANKIE, I WANT YOU TO USE ALL YOUR CREEPY TALENTS 249 00:09:49,394 --> 00:09:52,128 TO CREATE A SCARE THAT WILL MAKE MRS. BANNISTER 250 00:09:52,130 --> 00:09:54,097 QUESTION HER VERY SANITY. 251 00:09:54,099 --> 00:09:56,199 - I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 252 00:09:56,201 --> 00:09:57,200 WHEN I'M DONE WITH HER, 253 00:09:57,202 --> 00:10:00,070 THEY'LL HAVE TO CART HER AWAY. 254 00:10:02,473 --> 00:10:05,342 - OKAY, LORENZO, LET'S REVIEW. 255 00:10:05,344 --> 00:10:07,010 YOU'RE A SECRET AGENT, 256 00:10:07,012 --> 00:10:08,411 YOU FIGHT SPACE ALIENS, 257 00:10:08,413 --> 00:10:09,746 AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, 258 00:10:09,748 --> 00:10:11,448 MY NAME IS LOUIE. 259 00:10:11,450 --> 00:10:12,582 YOU SAY IT. 260 00:10:12,584 --> 00:10:13,650 - LOUIE. 261 00:10:13,652 --> 00:10:17,754 THIS IS FUN. 262 00:10:17,756 --> 00:10:18,488 - OH, NO! 263 00:10:18,490 --> 00:10:22,726 WHAT'S HE DOING HERE? 264 00:10:22,728 --> 00:10:24,461 [chuckles] DAD. 265 00:10:24,463 --> 00:10:26,563 WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 266 00:10:26,565 --> 00:10:29,399 [chuckles] OKAY, SEE YOU AT HOME. 267 00:10:29,401 --> 00:10:32,168 - LOUIE, I'M HERE FOR YOUR CAREER DAY. 268 00:10:32,170 --> 00:10:33,503 YOUR TEACHER CALLED. 269 00:10:33,505 --> 00:10:35,238 YOU FORGOT TO TELL ME. 270 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:37,240 - NO! 271 00:10:37,242 --> 00:10:39,042 [bell clangs] 272 00:10:39,044 --> 00:10:42,078 - MR. PRESTON, A GRATEFUL NATION 273 00:10:42,080 --> 00:10:45,582 SENDS ITS THANKS. 274 00:10:45,584 --> 00:10:47,050 - OKAY. 275 00:10:47,052 --> 00:10:49,653 - LOUIS, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GOT YOUR DAD TO COME. 276 00:10:49,655 --> 00:10:51,021 THIS IS TOO COOL. 277 00:10:51,023 --> 00:10:53,156 - WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN HIS CASE? 278 00:10:53,158 --> 00:10:56,393 PROBABLY HIS LASER BLASTER. 279 00:10:56,395 --> 00:10:58,094 - I'M SO DOOMED. 280 00:10:58,096 --> 00:11:03,033 - EVERYONE, PLEASE WELCOME AGENT PRESTON. 281 00:11:03,035 --> 00:11:04,567 [applause] 282 00:11:04,569 --> 00:11:06,036 - THANK YOU. 283 00:11:06,038 --> 00:11:08,705 ACTUALLY, IT'S RAY PRESTON. 284 00:11:08,707 --> 00:11:09,539 HEY, KIDS. 285 00:11:09,541 --> 00:11:10,473 I'M LOUIE'S DAD, 286 00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:11,574 AND MY FIRST QUESTION TODAY IS, 287 00:11:11,576 --> 00:11:16,179 CAN ANYONE TELL ME WHAT A WOODWIND IS? 288 00:11:16,181 --> 00:11:19,115 THEN IT'S A GOOD THING I'M HERE. 289 00:11:19,117 --> 00:11:20,116 A WOODWIND IS-- 290 00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:21,184 - EXCUSE ME. 291 00:11:21,186 --> 00:11:22,485 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 292 00:11:22,487 --> 00:11:23,086 - WHAT? 293 00:11:23,088 --> 00:11:24,120 - IT'S JUST THAT THE KIDS 294 00:11:24,122 --> 00:11:26,723 REALLY WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR SECRET AGENT JOB. 295 00:11:26,725 --> 00:11:27,757 - MY SECRET WHAT-NOW? 296 00:11:27,759 --> 00:11:31,227 - HOW YOU FIGHT GHOST ALIENS FROM OTHER PLANETS. 297 00:11:31,229 --> 00:11:33,363 LOUIE'S TOLD US ALL ABOUT IT. 298 00:11:33,365 --> 00:11:39,436 HIS STORIES GAVE ME CHILLS. 299 00:11:39,438 --> 00:11:40,270 - [snaps] 300 00:11:40,272 --> 00:11:41,404 [fire alarm ringing] 301 00:11:41,406 --> 00:11:42,372 FIRE ALARM! 302 00:11:42,374 --> 00:11:43,173 EVERYBODY OUT! 303 00:11:43,175 --> 00:11:45,475 - LOUIE. - SORRY, DAD. 304 00:11:45,477 --> 00:11:46,209 NO TIME. 305 00:11:46,211 --> 00:11:49,179 FIND YOUR BUDDY AND EXIT. 306 00:11:49,181 --> 00:11:51,314 - I'LL BE YOUR BUDDY. 307 00:11:56,654 --> 00:11:57,454 - [sighs] 308 00:11:57,456 --> 00:11:58,521 SON, WHY WOULD YOU LIE 309 00:11:58,523 --> 00:11:59,522 AND TELL EVERYONE 310 00:11:59,524 --> 00:12:00,724 I WAS A SECRET AGENT? 311 00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:02,025 - BECAUSE I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE 312 00:12:02,027 --> 00:12:05,595 WAS GONNA BUY YOU AS A SUMO WRESTLER. 313 00:12:05,597 --> 00:12:08,565 - LOUIE, I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER. 314 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:12,502 - WE'RE VERY DISAPPOINTED, GOO-IE. 315 00:12:12,504 --> 00:12:13,470 - GET OUT. 316 00:12:13,472 --> 00:12:14,337 - OKEYDOKE. 317 00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:15,205 YOU GOT MY CARD, AND... 318 00:12:15,207 --> 00:12:19,008 [in Swedish accent] I ALSO DO A SWEDISH ACCENT. 319 00:12:21,378 --> 00:12:23,646 - I WANT A REAL ANSWER, LOUIE. 320 00:12:23,648 --> 00:12:25,248 NOW. 321 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:26,182 - FINE. 322 00:12:26,184 --> 00:12:27,450 I WAS EMBARRASSED, OKAY? 323 00:12:27,452 --> 00:12:29,185 ALL THE KIDS WERE TELLING STORIES 324 00:12:29,187 --> 00:12:31,988 ABOUT THE COOL SCARES THEIR DADS DO. 325 00:12:31,990 --> 00:12:33,423 I DIDN'T HAVE ANY. 326 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:34,124 - [sighs] 327 00:12:34,126 --> 00:12:35,558 LOUIE, YOU KNOW I DON'T SCARE 328 00:12:35,560 --> 00:12:38,294 BECAUSE WE LIVE WITH THE HATHAWAYS NOW. 329 00:12:38,296 --> 00:12:40,497 TOMORROW YOU WILL MARCH INTO THAT CLASS 330 00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:42,665 AND TELL EVERYONE THE TRUTH. 331 00:12:42,667 --> 00:12:44,234 - I CAN'T DO THAT! 332 00:12:44,236 --> 00:12:46,202 I'M LOUIE PRESTON. 333 00:12:46,204 --> 00:12:49,472 I HAVE A REPUTATION TO UPHOLD. 334 00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:51,608 [yells] 335 00:12:51,610 --> 00:12:54,444 OW, MAN. 336 00:12:54,446 --> 00:12:58,047 THIS ISN'T EVEN MY BACKPACK! 337 00:13:00,017 --> 00:13:04,120 - OKAY, THE BANNISTERS WILL BE HERE ANY SECOND. 338 00:13:04,122 --> 00:13:05,488 HOW'RE WE LOOKING? 339 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:06,422 - GOOD TO GO. 340 00:13:06,424 --> 00:13:08,992 THE LIGHTS ARE SET TO FLICKER. 341 00:13:08,994 --> 00:13:09,959 - OOH, NICE. 342 00:13:09,961 --> 00:13:14,364 - CHAIRS WILL FLOAT THANKS TO THAT FISHING LINE. 343 00:13:14,366 --> 00:13:16,399 AND MRS. BANNISTER'S SEAT CUSHION 344 00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:17,267 IS ALL RIGGED. 345 00:13:17,269 --> 00:13:19,602 [imitation flatulence] 346 00:13:19,604 --> 00:13:21,437 - AND WHAT HAUNT WOULD BE COMPLETE 347 00:13:21,439 --> 00:13:23,373 WITHOUT SOME SCARY NOISES? 348 00:13:23,375 --> 00:13:25,241 [deep, spooky groaning] 349 00:13:25,243 --> 00:13:26,209 - OH, MY. 350 00:13:26,211 --> 00:13:27,177 THAT IS CREEPY. 351 00:13:27,179 --> 00:13:30,213 - I RECORDED YOU SLEEPING. 352 00:13:30,215 --> 00:13:33,449 YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR. 353 00:13:33,451 --> 00:13:34,317 - [gasps] 354 00:13:34,319 --> 00:13:35,552 THEY'RE HERE. 355 00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:36,986 HELLO, BANNISTERS. 356 00:13:36,988 --> 00:13:37,987 THANK YOU SO MUCH 357 00:13:37,989 --> 00:13:39,155 FOR ACCEPTING OUR INVITATION. 358 00:13:39,157 --> 00:13:41,090 - I'M ONLY HERE BECAUSE SOMEONE 359 00:13:41,092 --> 00:13:43,993 THREATENED TO CANCEL MY CABLE. 360 00:13:43,995 --> 00:13:47,430 - INDOOR VOICE, WHACK-A-DOO. 361 00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:50,033 OH, WAIT, THERE ARE ONLY TWO PLACE SETTINGS. 362 00:13:50,035 --> 00:13:54,003 WHERE ARE THE GOBLINS AND WEREWOLVES TO SIT? 363 00:13:54,005 --> 00:13:57,207 [laughs] 364 00:13:58,175 --> 00:14:01,010 - WILL YOU EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND? 365 00:14:01,012 --> 00:14:02,245 - MRS. APPLEBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 366 00:14:02,247 --> 00:14:05,048 WE'RE HERE FOR LITTLE PRISCILLA'S TEA PARTY, 367 00:14:05,050 --> 00:14:05,949 OF COURSE. 368 00:14:05,951 --> 00:14:07,417 - WHICH IS SCHEDULED FOR THE 16TH. 369 00:14:07,419 --> 00:14:09,352 MRS. APPLEBY, NOT TO EMBARRASS YOU, 370 00:14:09,354 --> 00:14:10,220 BUT TODAY IS ONLY... 371 00:14:10,222 --> 00:14:12,355 [screaming] THE 16TH! 372 00:14:12,357 --> 00:14:13,256 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? 373 00:14:13,258 --> 00:14:17,160 - MISS HATHAWAY, WE PAID FOR AN ELEGANT TEA PARTY. 374 00:14:17,162 --> 00:14:18,561 NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT PREPARED-- 375 00:14:18,563 --> 00:14:19,963 - WHAT! [stammers] 376 00:14:19,965 --> 00:14:21,097 OF COURSE I'M PREPARED. 377 00:14:21,099 --> 00:14:22,632 MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE. 378 00:14:22,634 --> 00:14:25,969 GET READY FOR ELEGANT. 379 00:14:25,971 --> 00:14:27,470 MAYDAY! MAYDAY! 380 00:14:27,472 --> 00:14:29,138 [yelps] 381 00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:35,011 - ALL RIGHT, HOW ABOUT SOME SUMMERTIME? 382 00:14:35,013 --> 00:14:37,513 [snapping] ONE, TWO, THREE-- 383 00:14:37,515 --> 00:14:39,682 - HEY! [knocking] 384 00:14:39,684 --> 00:14:40,450 OPEN UP! 385 00:14:40,452 --> 00:14:41,284 NAPKIN EMERGENCY! 386 00:14:41,286 --> 00:14:43,686 - JUST SOME WEIRD NEIGHBORHOOD LADY. 387 00:14:43,688 --> 00:14:46,623 I'LL JUST SCARE HER AWAY. 388 00:14:46,625 --> 00:14:48,324 HEY, WHAT'S UP? 389 00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:53,997 [imitating ghost noises] BWOOOAH! MWUAAAH! 390 00:14:53,999 --> 00:14:54,697 [coughs] 391 00:14:54,699 --> 00:14:56,266 THROAT TICKLE. 392 00:14:56,268 --> 00:14:59,002 - RAY, I NEED MY CLASSY BIRD NAPKINS. 393 00:14:59,004 --> 00:15:00,303 WHY IS THE DOOR LOCKED? 394 00:15:00,305 --> 00:15:01,070 - IS IT? 395 00:15:01,072 --> 00:15:02,105 [laughs nervously] 396 00:15:02,107 --> 00:15:04,507 THE HINGES MUST HAVE RUSTED. 397 00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:05,341 DARN. 398 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:06,943 WELL, BACK TO BAND PRACTICE. 399 00:15:06,945 --> 00:15:08,611 - WHY DON'T YOU WANT ME GOING IN THERE? 400 00:15:08,613 --> 00:15:11,281 - WELL, MY BUDDIES MAY BE 401 00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:14,517 UNDER THE IMPRESSION ONLY GHOSTS LIVE IN THIS HOUSE. 402 00:15:14,519 --> 00:15:16,052 - AND WHY WOULD THEY THINK THAT? 403 00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:17,353 - BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I TOLD THEM. 404 00:15:17,355 --> 00:15:20,089 - WAIT, DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU WERE MAD AT LOUIE 405 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,324 FOR DOING THE EXACT SAME THING, 406 00:15:21,326 --> 00:15:24,127 LYING TO LOOK COOL IN FRONT OF YOUR BUDDIES? 407 00:15:24,129 --> 00:15:25,128 - WHAT? NO. 408 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:29,332 THIS SITUATION IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... 409 00:15:29,334 --> 00:15:30,099 ISN'T IT? 410 00:15:30,101 --> 00:15:31,601 - NO, BUT I DON'T HAVE TIME TO ARGUE 411 00:15:31,603 --> 00:15:33,036 BECAUSE I'M ELEGANT, RAY. 412 00:15:33,038 --> 00:15:35,338 I'M ELEGANT! 413 00:15:37,508 --> 00:15:41,077 - GENTLEMEN, THE GHOST GROOMER 3000. 414 00:15:41,079 --> 00:15:46,249 IT'LL LEAVE YOUR FORM FEELING CLEAN AND WARM. 415 00:15:46,251 --> 00:15:47,550 WHO WANTS TO TRY IT OUT FIRST? 416 00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:49,686 - MILES, THIS IS NOT A GOOD TIME. 417 00:15:49,688 --> 00:15:52,221 - I'M SENSING SOME RESERVATIONS. 418 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:54,390 ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE. 419 00:15:56,460 --> 00:15:57,627 [machine clanking, whirring] 420 00:15:57,629 --> 00:15:58,995 SEE, I'M CLEANER ALREADY. 421 00:15:58,997 --> 00:16:00,196 UH, HEY, HEY, THAT'S ENOUGH! 422 00:16:00,198 --> 00:16:03,266 HELP! AHH! MAKE IT STOP! 423 00:16:03,268 --> 00:16:05,134 [yelling] 424 00:16:07,438 --> 00:16:09,405 AH, REFRESHING. 425 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,174 - NO WAY I'D GET IN THAT THING. 426 00:16:11,176 --> 00:16:13,943 IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN. 427 00:16:13,945 --> 00:16:14,978 - WHAT DID YOU SAY? 428 00:16:14,980 --> 00:16:16,579 - I SAID IT LOOKS LIKE AN ALIEN. 429 00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:19,382 NOW, I LOVE THESE SWAN NAPKINS. 430 00:16:19,384 --> 00:16:22,485 THIS IS VERY CLASSY. 431 00:16:23,387 --> 00:16:26,956 - OKAY, WE HAVE A TEA PARTY TO PUT ON. 432 00:16:26,958 --> 00:16:28,524 - MOM, I THOUGHT WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE 433 00:16:28,526 --> 00:16:30,126 GETTING CLAY HIS LIFE BACK. 434 00:16:30,128 --> 00:16:32,061 - YEAH, WHAT HAPPENED TO HELPING OTHERS 435 00:16:32,063 --> 00:16:34,263 AND MAKING THE WORLD A BETTER PLACE? 436 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:37,233 - WE'LL TAKE SHORTER SHOWERS. 437 00:16:37,235 --> 00:16:38,368 - OH, MAY WE HAVE-- 438 00:16:38,370 --> 00:16:40,203 - BUP, BUP, BUP. 439 00:16:40,205 --> 00:16:42,238 SORRY FOR THE CONFUSION, MRS. APPLEBY. 440 00:16:42,240 --> 00:16:43,573 MISS HATHAWAY, I THOUGHT I MADE IT CLEAR 441 00:16:43,575 --> 00:16:46,509 THAT I WANTED THIS TO BE AN ELEGANT, TASTEFUL AFFAIR. 442 00:16:46,511 --> 00:16:50,146 - TRUST ME, THIS TEA PARTY WILL BE THE EPITOME OF ELEGANCE. 443 00:16:50,148 --> 00:16:53,483 ONE LITTLE SIDE NOTE: THE VIOLINIST COULDN'T MAKE IT. 444 00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:55,118 HOWEVER... [clears throat] 445 00:16:55,120 --> 00:17:01,124 ♪ ARE YOU GOING TO SCARBOROUGH FAIR ♪ 446 00:17:02,192 --> 00:17:03,960 APPARENTLY NOT. 447 00:17:03,962 --> 00:17:05,628 BACK IN A JIFF. 448 00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:06,496 - CAN WE PLEASE GO? 449 00:17:06,498 --> 00:17:07,964 THIS PLACE SO GIVES ME THE CREEPS. 450 00:17:07,966 --> 00:17:10,133 - OH, WELL, NOW, WHAT IS SCARING YOU THE MOST? 451 00:17:10,135 --> 00:17:14,937 IS IT THE SIX-YEAR-OLD HOLDING THE BALLOON BOUQUET? 452 00:17:14,939 --> 00:17:15,338 [laughs] 453 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,572 - DO YOU JUST LIKE TORTURING ME? 454 00:17:16,574 --> 00:17:21,344 - CLAY, UNTIL YOU REALIZE THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS GHOSTS, 455 00:17:21,346 --> 00:17:25,281 NO ONE IS EVER GONNA BE ABLE TO HELP YOU. 456 00:17:25,283 --> 00:17:26,949 - I CAN HELP YOU. 457 00:17:26,951 --> 00:17:28,151 GIRLS, REVERSE COURSE. 458 00:17:28,153 --> 00:17:30,987 NO SALE IS AS IMPORTANT AS HELPING OTHERS. 459 00:17:30,989 --> 00:17:33,956 FRANKIE, RELEASE THE HOUNDS. 460 00:17:33,958 --> 00:17:34,390 - YES! 461 00:17:34,392 --> 00:17:36,959 MOM, I WOULD SO HUG YOU RIGHT NOW... 462 00:17:36,961 --> 00:17:37,393 - MM. 463 00:17:37,395 --> 00:17:39,529 - YOU KNOW, IF I WAS A HUGGER. 464 00:17:39,531 --> 00:17:41,297 TAYLOR, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. 465 00:17:41,299 --> 00:17:44,133 - LOCKED AND READY TO GO. 466 00:17:44,135 --> 00:17:48,304 [deep, spooky groans] 467 00:17:48,306 --> 00:17:51,274 - THEY'RE BACK. 468 00:17:51,276 --> 00:17:54,510 - WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE SOUND? 469 00:17:54,512 --> 00:17:56,012 IT'S NOT HUMAN! 470 00:17:56,014 --> 00:18:00,349 - I REALLY DO NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR. 471 00:18:00,351 --> 00:18:04,053 [girls screaming] 472 00:18:04,055 --> 00:18:09,025 [Bannisters screaming] 473 00:18:09,927 --> 00:18:11,427 - [yells] 474 00:18:15,599 --> 00:18:18,234 WHO'S CRAZY NOW, MOTHER? 475 00:18:18,236 --> 00:18:21,204 [imitation flatulence] 476 00:18:21,206 --> 00:18:24,640 - [screaming] 477 00:18:28,312 --> 00:18:30,413 I'M SORRY I DIDN'T BELIEVE YOU. 478 00:18:30,415 --> 00:18:33,049 YOU CAN HAVE YOUR JOB BACK. 479 00:18:33,051 --> 00:18:35,952 JUST GET ME OUT OF THIS FREAK SHOW. 480 00:18:35,954 --> 00:18:36,452 - THANKS. 481 00:18:36,454 --> 00:18:38,521 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW HAPPY THAT MAKES ME. 482 00:18:38,523 --> 00:18:39,622 [deep, spooky groaning] 483 00:18:39,624 --> 00:18:42,191 [both scream] 484 00:18:47,164 --> 00:18:48,164 - BEFORE WE START, 485 00:18:48,166 --> 00:18:51,000 MR. PRESTON HAS AN ANNOUNCEMENT. 486 00:18:51,002 --> 00:18:53,035 AND THIS BETTER NOT BE AN EXCUSE 487 00:18:53,037 --> 00:18:56,405 TO FART THE ALPHABET AGAIN. 488 00:18:58,475 --> 00:19:00,209 - HEH. [clears throat] 489 00:19:00,211 --> 00:19:02,211 GOOD MORNING, CLASS. 490 00:19:02,213 --> 00:19:03,346 SO THE OTHER DAY 491 00:19:03,348 --> 00:19:07,550 I TOLD YOU MY FATHER WAS A SECRET AGENT. 492 00:19:07,552 --> 00:19:10,553 WELL, THE TRUTH IS-- 493 00:19:10,555 --> 00:19:11,287 - THE TRUTH IS, 494 00:19:11,289 --> 00:19:15,691 I'M THE NUMBER ONE SECRET AGENT IN GHOST WORLD. 495 00:19:17,027 --> 00:19:18,694 - DAD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 496 00:19:18,696 --> 00:19:19,495 - I DON'T KNOW. 497 00:19:19,497 --> 00:19:21,998 MAYBE GETTING READY TO KICK SOME ALIEN BUTT! 498 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:27,170 HIYAH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AH, AHH! 499 00:19:27,172 --> 00:19:28,671 - [applauding] 500 00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:32,675 - STUDENTS, WHEN I CAME TO SPEAK TO YOU YESTERDAY, 501 00:19:32,677 --> 00:19:34,944 I WAS INTERRUPTED BY A FIRE ALARM. 502 00:19:34,946 --> 00:19:38,114 I NOW KNOW WHO MAY BE RESPONSIBLE 503 00:19:38,116 --> 00:19:39,515 FOR PULLING THAT ALARM: 504 00:19:39,517 --> 00:19:42,351 A GHOST-EATING SPACE ALIEN! 505 00:19:42,353 --> 00:19:45,221 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, AGENT PRESTON? 506 00:19:45,223 --> 00:19:46,088 - [sighs] 507 00:19:46,090 --> 00:19:47,023 I'M NOT SURE. 508 00:19:47,025 --> 00:19:49,659 HE'S AS RUTHLESS AS IT GETS. 509 00:19:49,661 --> 00:19:52,995 - RUTHLESS WITH A CAPITAL "R"! 510 00:19:52,997 --> 00:19:55,598 [roars] 511 00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,967 THEY CALL ME THE GHOST GROOMER 3000 512 00:19:57,969 --> 00:20:00,703 'CAUSE I CLEAN AWAY THE SCUM. 513 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,140 - SWEEP THE LEG! 514 00:20:04,142 --> 00:20:05,675 SWEEP THE LEG! 515 00:20:05,677 --> 00:20:08,044 [students cheering, shouting] 516 00:20:08,046 --> 00:20:09,545 - [giggling] 517 00:20:09,547 --> 00:20:10,146 STOP IT. 518 00:20:10,148 --> 00:20:11,480 STOP IT. IT REALLY TICKLES. 519 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:14,450 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE HIM DOWN, POPS. 520 00:20:14,452 --> 00:20:15,318 QUICKLY. 521 00:20:15,320 --> 00:20:16,052 - OKAY, YOU. 522 00:20:16,054 --> 00:20:19,055 IT'S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH. 523 00:20:19,057 --> 00:20:20,623 JUDO CHOP! 524 00:20:20,625 --> 00:20:23,192 - OW, OW, OW! 525 00:20:23,194 --> 00:20:25,261 [coughing dramatically] 526 00:20:25,263 --> 00:20:27,530 GOOD-BYE, PUNY EARTHLINGS. 527 00:20:27,532 --> 00:20:29,699 I REGRET NOTHING. 528 00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:33,002 STAY IN SCHOOL. 529 00:20:33,004 --> 00:20:36,505 [cheers and applause] 530 00:20:38,609 --> 00:20:41,043 - THAT WAS AWESOME. 531 00:20:41,045 --> 00:20:42,578 - SO COOL. 532 00:20:42,580 --> 00:20:45,014 - THAT'S MY DAD. 533 00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:50,720 - ALL RIGHT, I'M OFF TO FIGHT MY NEXT BATTLE. 534 00:20:50,722 --> 00:20:51,587 BE SAFE. 535 00:20:51,589 --> 00:20:52,588 - POPS, WAIT! 536 00:20:52,590 --> 00:20:54,257 I STILL HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT 537 00:20:54,259 --> 00:20:55,057 I NEED TO MAKE. 538 00:20:55,059 --> 00:20:57,426 - YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THAT NOW, SON. 539 00:20:57,428 --> 00:20:59,662 - YEAH, I DO. 540 00:20:59,664 --> 00:21:00,363 LISTEN UP. 541 00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:04,100 NOT ONLY IS MY POPS A GREAT SECRET AGENT, 542 00:21:04,102 --> 00:21:06,269 HE'S ALSO AN AWESOME MUSICIAN. 543 00:21:06,271 --> 00:21:09,205 HE CAN PLAY THE SAX LIKE NOBODY'S BUSINESS, 544 00:21:09,207 --> 00:21:14,410 AND I'M REALLY PROUD AND HAPPY THAT HE'S MY DAD. 545 00:21:14,412 --> 00:21:15,611 - THANKS, LOUIE. 546 00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:16,979 - NO, THANK YOU, DAD, 547 00:21:16,981 --> 00:21:20,483 FOR KEEPING MY COOL REPUTATION INTACT. 548 00:21:20,485 --> 00:21:22,485 - [chuckles] 549 00:21:22,487 --> 00:21:24,020 - [yells] 550 00:21:24,022 --> 00:21:26,422 [laughter] 551 00:21:26,424 --> 00:21:27,657 [laughs] 552 00:21:27,659 --> 00:21:29,091 WHOO! 553 00:21:29,093 --> 00:21:31,060 THE MAN. 554 00:21:32,388 --> 00:21:36,293 www.TainiesKaiSeires.tv - Movies & Series Online - 555 00:21:38,201 --> 00:21:42,338 THOSE POOR GIRLS ARE PROBABLY SCARRED FOR LIFE. 556 00:21:42,340 --> 00:21:43,239 [girls laughing] 557 00:21:43,241 --> 00:21:45,908 - SEE, IT WAS ALL MAKE-BELIEVE. 558 00:21:45,910 --> 00:21:47,476 ALL YOU DO IS PULL ON THIS WIRE. 559 00:21:47,478 --> 00:21:50,546 YOU TRY. 560 00:21:50,548 --> 00:21:52,381 - [gasps] 561 00:21:52,383 --> 00:21:53,916 [girls laughing] 562 00:21:53,918 --> 00:21:56,585 - IT REALLY DOES FEEL GOOD TO HELP OTHER PEOPLE. 563 00:21:56,587 --> 00:21:58,487 - OUR MOTHER IS VERY WISE. 564 00:21:58,489 --> 00:22:00,623 - SKULL NAPKIN? 37051

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