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Subs created by: David Coleman.
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Miles, while I'm baking, can
you not hover over my shoulder?
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Literally?
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Ugh, you sound just like your mother.
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Hey, what's going on?
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I agreed to help Miles make cookies
for his little club get-together.
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Excuse me.
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The ghosts against scaring
association is a huge deal.
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We meet every month to discuss ways
to promote positive ghost messaging.
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I may have misled you with
my "hey, what's going on?"
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I just want a cookie.
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All right.
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They should be ready
in about... ten minutes.
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I just have to set the timer to...
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Not that.
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It's broken. Mom's going to freak.
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Don't worry, I've got your back.
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What a nightmare!
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She did it.
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I can't find my lipstick anywhere.
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Oh, there it is.
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Thanks, little ones. Love ya bunches.
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"Love ya bunches"?
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What was that?
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Uh, Mom?
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I think the oven is broken.
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Ooh, sounds fun.
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Does my hair look okay?
I think it looks okay.
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Ugh!
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My snacks! I can't serve these now!
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All right, I need answers!
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I asked how my hair was,
and no one's responded.
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You know... ooh! Know what?
No time. I've got, uh...
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Something to do.
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Wait a sec.
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Acting nervous, easily distracted...
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Overly concerned about her looks.
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- I think Mom is going on a date.
- Impossible!
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Frankie, it's Friday afternoon
and she's not wearing sweatpants.
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Mom's going on a date!
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With that hairdo?
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Yikes.
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?If you move into a haunted house.
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?You gotta try to work things out.
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?So if you're living
with a ghost or three.
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?You gotta be one
big, semi scary family.
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?Don't know how we ended up this way.
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?But I guess you could
call us The Haunted Hathaways.
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?The Haunted Hathaways.
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?The Haunted Hathaways.
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?The Haunted Hathaways.
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It's a crazy world out there.
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You're telling me.
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Mom?
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This oven repair guy can't
get out here until next week.
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Aw, thank you.
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I got it on sale. 40 bucks.
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Hey, if you want your oven repaired,
why don't you just ask my pops?
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Really? Ray, you can fix it?
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My Dad can fix anything.
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Well, not anything.
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- He's just being modest.
- That's true.
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Last year alone, he fixed the
furnace, the vacuum cleaner...
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And my Tween Dream vanity mirror.
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Miles' Tween Dream vanity mirror.
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Preston men do know their
way around a toolbox.
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Yeah, they do. The Man!
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Let's go take a look.
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Thanks, Ray!
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Principal Nelson?
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Ms. Hathaway.
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What's the fuzz doing here?
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I don't know.
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You don't think he found out I
booby-trapped the water fountain.
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Or coated the gym ropes with butter!
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Or filled the trombones with taco meat!
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What is wrong with you?
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Mess with me and you'll find out.
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Why is Mom talking to our Principal?
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And why are they laughing?
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Miles!
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What's up?
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I'm kinda busy making ghost
T-shirts for my club meeting.
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You know, I thought I should offer
something since I have no snacks.
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"Stop scaring, start caring"?
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Too harsh?
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We need you to stretch your ear
over there and eavesdrop on our Mom.
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I guess I could do that.
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Just as long as it's not haunting.
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After all...
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Less talky, more stretchy.
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Okay, let's see.
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He's complimenting her a lot.
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- No way!
- What?
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Did you know Michelle got
that blouse for 40 bucks?
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What a find.
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Now she's giggling.
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Now he's giggling.
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Now they're making dinner plans.
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I think we see where this is going.
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To a restaurant.
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No, Mom is dating our Principal!
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Aw.
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Not "aw!" Ewe!
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- Ewe?
- Uh huh.
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Oh.
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Okay, pops, let's show these Hathaway
women what a Preston man can do.
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So... what do we do?
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Well, the first thing when fixing
an appliance is looking the part.
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Ha! Can't forget my tools!
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Whoa. Check out that drill.
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Oh, yeah. She's a beaut.
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The S-60-320-X...
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60.
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Let's fire this baby up.
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Maybe move that safety switch.
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You see? I just taught
you your first lesson.
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Always keep your drill
in the safety position.
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You are the wisest man I know.
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Thank you, son. You know, I
been doing this since I was...
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Oh!
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Uh... ha! Right where I wanted it.
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You know, out of the reach of children.
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So, should we open the oven and
see where the noise is coming from?
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Now you see, that's
what a rookie might do.
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The first thing a pro does is get
the dimensions of what he's fixing.
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Gimme a sec. Must be jammed.
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Ow!
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Sorry.
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Uh, you know what?
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Pshh. This looks like a tricky job.
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Maybe you should go upstairs
and start your ghost homework.
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Are you kidding?
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I have to learn these things
if I want to be a man someday.
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I'll be your assistant.
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And like you said, I
should look the part.
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No one better touch me pot of gold.
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Mom and Principal Nelson... dating!
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I know!
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I mean, Mom and Principal Nelson...
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- Dating!
- I know!
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Is this a good time to run some
anti-scaring slogans by you guys?
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No!
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You two still worried about
Michelle and your Principal?
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Is it really that bad?
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Um, yeah!
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What if it got serious
and they got married?
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Can you imagine if Principal
Nelson lived under our roof?
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He'd uncover all my secrets.
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What if he was able
to open my footlocker?
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What do you have in your footlocker?
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I got things, man.
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Bad things.
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If he lived here, it
would be a nightmare.
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Hello?
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Anyone here?
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Frankie Hathaway!
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Come on down!
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You're the next contestant
on "wheel of punishment"!
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What is happening?
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I know about the gym
ropes and your footlocker.
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And now, it's time for you to pay!
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Michelle, are you ready
to spin that wheel?
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I sure am, Bob.
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Mom?
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Round and round it goes.
Where it stops, nobody knows.
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Trash duty, grounding...
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Military school?
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No!
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That could so happen.
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What about me?
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No one wants to be friends with
the daughter of the Principal.
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I'd be a complete social outcast!
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Would you go to the dance with me?
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Hi, would you go to the dance with me?
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- Would you go to the dance with me?
- With the Principal's daughter?
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Hey, Taylor, you can go
to the dance with me...
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As a chaperone. It'll be fun.
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We can bust troublemakers together.
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?Because when you
sneak out of school...
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?Or you break the Golden
Rule, that's detention.
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Shake it to the left.
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?And when you sneak out of class,
or get caught without a pass...
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? That's detention!
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Shake it to the right.
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Mom?
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No!
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No!
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That could so happen.
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All I know is we have to break them up.
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I'm gonna call my snake guy.
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You have a snake guy?
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You don't?
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Yeah, let's call that option two.
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No offense, but this involves dating,
and that's kinda my area of expertise.
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Because you went on one?
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Yes.
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Guys, what about taking
the honest approach?
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Go talk to Michelle and tell
her how you're really feeling.
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"How about the honest approach?"
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"Tell her how you're really feeling".
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Teasing isn't pleasing!
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Ooh, that's so gonna be a T-shirt.
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And...
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Done! Woo!
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I told you I'd get the digital
clock to tell the right time again.
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Yay.
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So, Dad, maybe you should open the oven
and see where the noise is coming from.
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Okay. Fine.
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Hand me the grippy thingy.
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You mean the wrench?
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Uh, yeah.
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I wasn't sure you knew
the technical name for it.
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Hey, cat, I wouldn't be sitting
up there right now if I were you.
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Oww!
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Seriously?
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And that, son, is how
you remove an oven door.
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So I think I found a way to
break up Mom and Principal Nelson
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that doesn't involve snakes.
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Check out the poster I
made for my meeting tonight.
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"Uncle Miles wants you...
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Not to boo!"
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So I think I found a way to
break up Mom and Principal Nelson
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that doesn't involve snakes.
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We need to show Mom there
are better fish in the sea.
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And there he is.
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Rusty, our school crossing guard?
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I didn't have a ton of options.
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Taylor, I'm going out for a
bit, so you're in charge, okay?
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Mom, wait! You remember Rusty...
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From the busy intersection.
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Is this her?
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Yes, Rusty. This is my mother.
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Oh. Hmm.
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Well, she's not a blonde.
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I'm outta here.
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Girls, I...
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Do not know what that
was, but I'm in a hurry.
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Big dinner plans?
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Actually, I'm having dinner
with Bob Nelson, your Principal.
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I am shocked by this new information.
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Well, I didn't want to
tell you yet because...
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There's a chance he may
ask me something tonight
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that could lead to an
exciting new adventure.
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But until it's official...
whoop! You know what?
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I've already said too much.
We'll talk about this later!
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Our nightmare is coming true.
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Nelson's gonna propose to Mom!
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I think the time has come to
finally take someone's advice.
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You're right, Miles.
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Frankie, call your snake guy.
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This marriage proposal is not happening.
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Okay.
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How do I get out of here?
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How relaxing is the Koi Pond?
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Fish are such magical creatures.
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I'll have the baked salmon.
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I thought it'd be nice
to go somewhere special,
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in case we have something to celebrate.
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Well, I like it.
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- May I help you?
- Konichiwa.
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00:13:17,575 --> 00:13:22,246
I'm Patricia Applebee, a grown
woman who enjoys fine dining.
263
00:13:22,247 --> 00:13:25,547
Terrific. Right this way.
264
00:13:33,257 --> 00:13:37,577
Silly fool. He never suspected a thing.
265
00:13:37,981 --> 00:13:40,883
Look, there they are. No sign of a ring.
266
00:13:40,884 --> 00:13:42,632
You ready to stop a wedding proposal?
267
00:13:42,633 --> 00:13:48,533
Ah, just put these snakes under
her table, and this date is over.
268
00:13:53,804 --> 00:13:59,704
Now, because of me, they installed an
extra guard rail at the monkey cages!
269
00:13:59,886 --> 00:14:02,617
That is a great story. You are funny.
270
00:14:02,618 --> 00:14:05,281
Oh, I haven't laughed
this hard in years.
271
00:14:05,282 --> 00:14:06,187
Well...
272
00:14:06,188 --> 00:14:08,281
Come on! What are you waiting for?
273
00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:11,213
Release the serpents.
274
00:14:11,214 --> 00:14:13,429
Look at her laughing.
275
00:14:13,430 --> 00:14:14,868
She looks so happy.
276
00:14:14,869 --> 00:14:18,601
- Are we sure we're doing the right thing?
- I knew you'd go soft on me.
277
00:14:18,602 --> 00:14:20,522
Here.
278
00:14:22,197 --> 00:14:24,777
Hold my binky.
279
00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:31,729
I loved New York, but my
family needed a fresh start.
280
00:14:31,730 --> 00:14:35,150
It was tough at first, but it
was the best thing for my girls.
281
00:14:35,151 --> 00:14:38,253
- They're my babies.
- Mm.
282
00:14:38,254 --> 00:14:41,723
Ugh! Why does she have
to be such a good Mom?
283
00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:45,859
Face it. At the end of the day,
we both want Mom to be happy.
284
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:49,820
And if it's with our Principal...
285
00:14:50,049 --> 00:14:52,155
So be it. Come on, let's get outta here.
286
00:14:52,156 --> 00:14:53,588
Oh.
287
00:14:53,589 --> 00:14:59,489
You know, when it comes down
to it, we're very caring people.
288
00:15:00,242 --> 00:15:02,765
- Uh, Frankie?
- Hmm?
289
00:15:02,766 --> 00:15:05,031
Where'd your snakes go?
290
00:15:05,032 --> 00:15:06,952
Um...
291
00:15:14,766 --> 00:15:17,046
Found 'em!
292
00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:23,755
Fit, you stupid pipe! Fit!
293
00:15:24,132 --> 00:15:25,942
Hello, kind Sir.
294
00:15:25,943 --> 00:15:31,583
'Tis I, Ben Franklin, inventor
of the oven and lightning.
295
00:15:32,685 --> 00:15:34,172
Louie...
296
00:15:34,173 --> 00:15:37,359
And as President of
these United States...
297
00:15:37,360 --> 00:15:40,314
I declare this oven unfixable.
298
00:15:40,315 --> 00:15:44,406
Please stop wasting everyone's
time and just buy a new one.
299
00:15:44,407 --> 00:15:46,747
Later, Dad.
300
00:15:47,069 --> 00:15:48,543
Hey, pops. Ha.
301
00:15:48,544 --> 00:15:51,964
Any cool visitors drop by?
302
00:15:52,561 --> 00:15:55,129
Louie, I know what I'm doing.
303
00:15:55,130 --> 00:15:57,080
No one's buying a new oven.
304
00:15:57,081 --> 00:16:01,641
It's just this line.
It needs tightening.
305
00:16:09,742 --> 00:16:12,382
What'd you do?
306
00:16:14,680 --> 00:16:16,030
Welcome, friends.
307
00:16:16,031 --> 00:16:20,355
I must say, this is the biggest
turnout we've ever had in club history.
308
00:16:20,356 --> 00:16:22,277
Woo-hoo!
309
00:16:22,278 --> 00:16:26,128
Who doesn't put out snacks?
Some olives, mixed nuts?
310
00:16:26,129 --> 00:16:29,764
How hard is it to whip
up a few cheese puffs?
311
00:16:29,765 --> 00:16:34,368
Snacks aside, the reason we're here
is our commitment to not scaring.
312
00:16:34,369 --> 00:16:37,355
Just today, I was asked to haunt.
313
00:16:37,356 --> 00:16:41,375
You cut up an apple
and put it on a plate!
314
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:45,213
The family I live with wanted to keep
a man from proposing to their Mom.
315
00:16:45,214 --> 00:16:47,681
But I did the right thing; Nothing.
316
00:16:47,682 --> 00:16:51,668
So where are they going to
live once they're engaged?
317
00:16:51,669 --> 00:16:53,957
- What do you mean?
- They're getting married.
318
00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,426
They'll probably move into a new house.
319
00:16:56,427 --> 00:16:59,761
Nobody is moving. Who said anything
about moving? We're a family!
320
00:16:59,762 --> 00:17:02,779
Relax, man. You know
what might calm you down?
321
00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:04,090
A snack.
322
00:17:04,091 --> 00:17:06,634
Oh, that's right.
323
00:17:06,635 --> 00:17:08,909
Oh, no. What have I done?
324
00:17:08,910 --> 00:17:13,283
I have to get my haunt on! Meeting over!
325
00:17:13,284 --> 00:17:15,984
Worst host ever.
326
00:17:18,113 --> 00:17:19,909
Mongo?
327
00:17:19,910 --> 00:17:21,920
Good little snakey.
328
00:17:21,921 --> 00:17:23,317
Come to Mama.
329
00:17:23,318 --> 00:17:26,454
Frankie, we're undercover.
Keep your voice down.
330
00:17:26,455 --> 00:17:28,356
Okay.
331
00:17:28,357 --> 00:17:29,691
Aah!
332
00:17:29,692 --> 00:17:31,752
Sorry I'm late, but don't worry.
333
00:17:31,753 --> 00:17:34,981
I'm not going to let this Principal
clown take you away from us.
334
00:17:34,982 --> 00:17:38,762
Miles, stand down. We're not...
335
00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:41,215
So anyway, I think you
know why I asked you here.
336
00:17:41,216 --> 00:17:43,556
Yo! Bob-o!
337
00:17:44,646 --> 00:17:46,553
Park it in neutral, big guy.
338
00:17:46,554 --> 00:17:47,582
Excuse me?
339
00:17:47,583 --> 00:17:50,586
Something you should know before you
start asking questions left and right.
340
00:17:50,587 --> 00:17:51,880
O-kay.
341
00:17:51,881 --> 00:17:55,551
First off, you know what my nickname is?
342
00:17:55,552 --> 00:17:57,240
Moustache Michelle.
343
00:17:57,241 --> 00:18:00,444
I have to shave my
face five times a day.
344
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:01,779
That's a lot.
345
00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:04,982
In fact, I feel a little
stubble popping out right now.
346
00:18:04,983 --> 00:18:09,603
So, if you'll excuse
me, gotta lather up.
347
00:18:13,122 --> 00:18:15,459
Michelle, do you need some fresh air?
348
00:18:15,460 --> 00:18:18,118
No, I just need a razor.
349
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,642
Hey, Yo-Yo Ma!
350
00:18:20,643 --> 00:18:23,403
Help a lady out!
351
00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:26,884
Mm.
352
00:18:26,885 --> 00:18:28,925
Smooth.
353
00:18:29,192 --> 00:18:31,145
What's that on the ground?
354
00:18:31,146 --> 00:18:33,426
Ah! Snake!
355
00:18:42,044 --> 00:18:45,224
If you'll excuse me...
356
00:18:48,868 --> 00:18:50,446
No need to thank me.
357
00:18:50,447 --> 00:18:53,267
Unless you insist.
358
00:18:54,366 --> 00:18:56,512
What are you doing here?
359
00:18:56,513 --> 00:19:00,068
Are you three behind... this?
360
00:19:00,069 --> 00:19:01,578
We did what we had to do.
361
00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:03,857
We couldn't sit back
and let Nelson marry you.
362
00:19:03,858 --> 00:19:06,498
You think Principal
Nelson and I are dating?
363
00:19:06,499 --> 00:19:07,926
Mom, we know.
364
00:19:07,927 --> 00:19:11,701
We saw the giggling, the primping,
the not-wearing sweatpants.
365
00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:15,929
At first, we freaked, but then
we saw how happy he makes you.
366
00:19:15,930 --> 00:19:18,503
So if you want to marry
him, we support you.
367
00:19:18,504 --> 00:19:22,097
Okay, first of all, Principal
Nelson and I are not getting married.
368
00:19:22,098 --> 00:19:23,666
- We're not even dating.
- What?
369
00:19:23,667 --> 00:19:26,602
- 'Scuse me?
- Huh?
370
00:19:26,603 --> 00:19:30,213
He's been trying to get me to cater all
the PTA luncheons for the rest of the year.
371
00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:32,140
We've been negotiating a price.
372
00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:35,351
But you said this could be the
beginning of an exciting new adventure.
373
00:19:35,352 --> 00:19:37,567
Because I was going
to use the money to pay
374
00:19:37,568 --> 00:19:40,529
for that ski trip you've
both been dying to go on.
375
00:19:40,530 --> 00:19:42,785
- Mm.
- I just haunted...
376
00:19:42,786 --> 00:19:44,967
On national anti-haunting day...
377
00:19:44,968 --> 00:19:47,368
For nothing?
378
00:19:47,596 --> 00:19:49,733
You kids should have just
used the honest approach...
379
00:19:49,734 --> 00:19:52,386
Come and talk to me and
tell me how you really feel.
380
00:19:52,387 --> 00:19:56,717
- You're right, Mom.
- If only someone had told us.
381
00:19:56,718 --> 00:20:00,328
What? That was my advice. I said that!
382
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,540
Was that before or after you
covered my face with sour cream?
383
00:20:04,541 --> 00:20:06,483
Before.
384
00:20:06,484 --> 00:20:09,430
So about that ski trip...
385
00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:11,711
Ah! Snake!
386
00:20:13,975 --> 00:20:17,695
Yeah, you're not going skiing.
387
00:20:20,240 --> 00:20:22,434
Pop's can I talk to you for a second?
388
00:20:22,435 --> 00:20:26,111
Uh, can this wait? I'm
just about done in there.
389
00:20:26,112 --> 00:20:30,373
Yeah, I've been watching you
all day. I'm not sure you are.
390
00:20:30,374 --> 00:20:33,350
It's like you don't have
any idea what you're doing.
391
00:20:33,351 --> 00:20:36,821
What? Well, for your
information, the oven is fixed.
392
00:20:36,822 --> 00:20:41,006
I'm The Man, right? Okay,
good talk. Get lost, go play.
393
00:20:41,007 --> 00:20:43,614
Okay, Mrs. Hathaway, your
new oven is installed!
394
00:20:43,615 --> 00:20:46,830
Okay, thank you! Money's on the counter!
395
00:20:46,831 --> 00:20:48,614
You bought a new oven?
396
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:52,003
But you just said you
could fix anything.
397
00:20:52,004 --> 00:20:54,105
Ah, fine.
398
00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:56,746
The truth is...
399
00:20:57,088 --> 00:21:00,712
Everything you thought I
fixed before, I just replaced.
400
00:21:00,713 --> 00:21:03,735
I barely know a screwdriver from a...
401
00:21:03,736 --> 00:21:06,217
- From a...
- It's called a hammer.
402
00:21:06,218 --> 00:21:08,299
That's it.
403
00:21:08,300 --> 00:21:10,096
I'm sorry I lied to you, son.
404
00:21:10,097 --> 00:21:12,332
I just didn't want to let you down.
405
00:21:12,333 --> 00:21:16,069
I can't believe it. This is awesome!
406
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,310
Huh?
407
00:21:17,311 --> 00:21:20,135
I'm not the only one in
our family who messes up.
408
00:21:20,136 --> 00:21:22,580
Every time I turn
myself into a leprechaun
409
00:21:22,581 --> 00:21:25,505
or a piece of string
cheese, it's humiliating.
410
00:21:25,506 --> 00:21:29,027
But now that I know you're a
complete disaster at fixing stuff.
411
00:21:29,028 --> 00:21:31,885
I feel like it's okay
that I'm not perfect.
412
00:21:31,886 --> 00:21:34,946
Dad, you're The Man!
413
00:21:35,590 --> 00:21:37,601
Really?
414
00:21:37,602 --> 00:21:39,259
Thank you, son.
415
00:21:39,260 --> 00:21:41,840
I am The Man.
416
00:21:43,090 --> 00:21:47,600
- Forgot your receipt.
- Okeydokey! Toodle-oo!
417
00:21:47,601 --> 00:21:49,001
Uh...
418
00:21:49,002 --> 00:21:52,482
Just forget that last part.
419
00:21:55,068 --> 00:21:57,694
Does this place have an exit?
420
00:21:57,695 --> 00:22:03,595
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