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Mexico City. 7 00:01:13,172 --> 00:01:15,107 Fighting the Velvet Fist. 8 00:01:15,171 --> 00:01:17,640 [man] No, I tell you, it was '48. 9 00:01:17,936 --> 00:01:20,804 I remember it 'cause of the snow. 10 00:01:20,869 --> 00:01:25,034 Moscow, the Kremlin, Joseph Stalin. 11 00:01:25,133 --> 00:01:26,692 [zapping] 12 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:28,893 [man 2] He was a firecracker! 13 00:01:29,531 --> 00:01:32,091 You know, Terror, I think what we need here 14 00:01:32,163 --> 00:01:34,894 are intercontinental ballistic missiles. 15 00:01:34,962 --> 00:01:37,090 [Terror] That's small potatoes, Joe. 16 00:01:37,161 --> 00:01:41,189 Dr. Think is almost ready with our secret army of atomic robot zombie men. 17 00:01:41,259 --> 00:01:42,784 [German accent] Ja! Ja! 18 00:01:42,859 --> 00:01:48,321 It will be the largest secret army of atomic robot zombie men in the world! 19 00:01:48,390 --> 00:01:50,552 [beeping] 20 00:01:50,621 --> 00:01:55,753 Drat! It's that meddling Captain Decency and his Decency Squad. 21 00:01:57,618 --> 00:02:01,919 Visual Eye, let's get a closer look at their desperate scheme. 22 00:02:01,983 --> 00:02:03,349 Roger, Captain. 23 00:02:03,449 --> 00:02:06,317 Rocket from the sockets! 24 00:02:08,680 --> 00:02:11,582 Johnny Polite, this is your stop, mister. 25 00:02:11,679 --> 00:02:13,204 Roger, Cap. 26 00:02:13,778 --> 00:02:16,748 Let me at them! I'm full of tinier men! 27 00:02:16,809 --> 00:02:18,835 Not yet, Living Doll. 28 00:02:18,908 --> 00:02:22,367 Suffragette, you and the Living Doll cover us from the air. 29 00:02:22,440 --> 00:02:25,569 - We're going in. - [both] Roger, Captain. 30 00:02:27,871 --> 00:02:29,499 [gasps] 31 00:02:29,571 --> 00:02:31,335 Terror, the jig is up. 32 00:02:31,436 --> 00:02:33,302 Sit down, Joe. 33 00:02:34,768 --> 00:02:36,532 Fire them Kremlin domes! 34 00:02:40,032 --> 00:02:42,001 - What? - What is it? 35 00:02:42,098 --> 00:02:43,657 Kremlin domes at 12:00. 36 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,289 [beeping] 37 00:02:46,096 --> 00:02:50,864 [man] Yeah, that Terror was always making trouble for decent folk. 38 00:02:50,927 --> 00:02:55,194 Incredible tale. Ah, the golden age. 39 00:02:55,258 --> 00:02:58,592 - That wasn't '48, was it, Captain? - [snoring] 40 00:02:58,657 --> 00:03:01,217 We have much to learn from our elders. 41 00:03:01,289 --> 00:03:05,590 I could sit here all day, lapping up the pearly mess of their wisdom. 42 00:03:05,654 --> 00:03:10,183 Yeah, Tick, me, too. But, don't you think we ought to get out on patrol? 43 00:03:10,251 --> 00:03:13,619 We will, chum, but we have a responsibility to learn 44 00:03:13,683 --> 00:03:17,347 everything we can about our glorious superhero heritage. 45 00:03:17,415 --> 00:03:21,580 Tick, I'm not sure these people have all their wheels on the pavement. 46 00:03:21,680 --> 00:03:26,243 Flummery, chum. Have a little respect. This is history on the hoof. 47 00:03:26,311 --> 00:03:29,281 Please, old wisdom heads, we beg of you, 48 00:03:29,376 --> 00:03:32,244 share yet another of your amazing adventures. 49 00:03:32,308 --> 00:03:35,005 No, they're still talking about the Kremlin caper. 50 00:03:35,074 --> 00:03:36,770 [babbling on phone] 51 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:40,004 I'm trying, but they keep telling the same stories. 52 00:03:41,004 --> 00:03:44,168 Listen, Dad, I... I'm doing my best. 53 00:03:44,236 --> 00:03:45,795 [man] Yeah? [coughs] 54 00:03:45,902 --> 00:03:47,666 Do better, sonny boy! 55 00:03:47,735 --> 00:03:50,899 I need that machine! [hacking] 56 00:03:51,533 --> 00:03:54,594 [babbling on phone] 57 00:03:54,665 --> 00:03:55,963 Gotta go. 58 00:03:56,464 --> 00:03:59,434 [screeching] 59 00:04:00,729 --> 00:04:02,595 Get down, sidekick. 60 00:04:05,793 --> 00:04:09,127 Let me at them, captain. I'm full of tinier men! 61 00:04:09,191 --> 00:04:12,684 Not yet, Doll, not... yet. 62 00:04:12,756 --> 00:04:15,055 [Visual Eye] We were in the islands of Peru, 63 00:04:15,122 --> 00:04:18,786 fighting the deadly monkeys of the Machu Picchus. 64 00:04:18,853 --> 00:04:21,914 [Living Doll] They weren't monkeys, they were gibbons. 65 00:04:22,086 --> 00:04:26,182 [Visual Eye] Monkeys, gibbons, what's the difference? They're subhuman. 66 00:04:27,016 --> 00:04:29,178 Rocket from the sockets! 67 00:04:29,249 --> 00:04:32,310 [Visual Eye] See, they won hold of the secret, 68 00:04:32,381 --> 00:04:36,648 experimental atomic torpedo! 69 00:04:36,712 --> 00:04:39,841 [Suffragette] Wait a minute. What are you talking? 70 00:04:39,911 --> 00:04:42,005 That wasn't the gibbons. 71 00:04:42,076 --> 00:04:44,011 That was the guy, um... 72 00:04:44,076 --> 00:04:46,045 ...that was the one with the... 73 00:04:46,142 --> 00:04:48,441 The submarine on his head? 74 00:04:48,507 --> 00:04:49,770 [sighs] 75 00:04:49,839 --> 00:04:52,274 [Visual Eye] Yeah. The Sub Human. 76 00:04:52,338 --> 00:04:54,466 The Sub Human. 77 00:04:54,537 --> 00:04:58,167 - One ugly customer. - 1936. 78 00:04:58,236 --> 00:05:00,102 The middle of the Atlantic. 79 00:05:00,168 --> 00:05:02,933 I remember 'cause of the water. 80 00:05:12,663 --> 00:05:15,724 Well, if it isn't that meddling Decency Squad 81 00:05:15,794 --> 00:05:18,320 I've been hearing so much about on the wireless. 82 00:05:18,394 --> 00:05:22,354 I can't think of a better time for my secret, experimental 83 00:05:22,425 --> 00:05:25,293 - atomic torpedo! - [beeping] 84 00:05:25,356 --> 00:05:26,915 [man] Hold it. 85 00:05:27,023 --> 00:05:31,256 Is the Terror even in this story? 86 00:05:31,321 --> 00:05:34,849 - [snoring] - '36? No, the Terror was in Berlin. 87 00:05:34,918 --> 00:05:39,879 Don't you have some story with the Terror and some ultimate weapon? 88 00:05:39,983 --> 00:05:43,511 [Suffragette] Ah, the Terror had plenty of ultimate weapons. 89 00:05:43,582 --> 00:05:46,051 Yeah, like the Ray Gun. 90 00:05:46,114 --> 00:05:47,878 OK. Yeah, good. 91 00:05:47,979 --> 00:05:49,948 The Ray Gun, what was that? 92 00:05:50,012 --> 00:05:51,947 Oh, the Ray Gun? The worst. 93 00:05:52,012 --> 00:05:56,677 One blast from that sucker turned half a town into a guy named "Ray." 94 00:05:58,341 --> 00:06:00,173 Hi, Chief, fill her up? 95 00:06:00,241 --> 00:06:01,800 [bell dinging] 96 00:06:03,007 --> 00:06:06,842 - Oh, wicked! - [sighs] 97 00:06:06,904 --> 00:06:09,203 And then there was the Tommy Gun. 98 00:06:09,270 --> 00:06:11,967 No, no, no. You know, the Terror, 99 00:06:12,035 --> 00:06:15,005 the most dangerous weapon in the history of mankind? 100 00:06:15,067 --> 00:06:19,562 You guys hid it away so it wouldn't fall into the wrong hands? 101 00:06:19,632 --> 00:06:23,467 - Anything like that? - Oh, yeah. 102 00:06:23,530 --> 00:06:25,692 The Desire-O-Vac. 103 00:06:25,762 --> 00:06:27,822 1953. 104 00:06:27,894 --> 00:06:31,990 The City. I remember 'cause of the chocolate. 105 00:06:32,892 --> 00:06:35,157 [cackling] 106 00:06:35,225 --> 00:06:39,094 Finally, the Desire-O-Vac is in my clutches. 107 00:06:39,156 --> 00:06:42,786 Anything I wish for is mine. 108 00:06:42,854 --> 00:06:45,414 [cackling] 109 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:48,285 Give me... money! 110 00:06:48,852 --> 00:06:50,946 [man] Not so fast, Terror. 111 00:06:52,516 --> 00:06:56,283 So, it's Johnny Polite, eh? 112 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,908 You like chocolate, Johnny? 113 00:06:58,981 --> 00:07:03,043 - Yes, sir, I do very much. - Give me... 114 00:07:03,112 --> 00:07:05,377 ...some chocolate for Johnny Polite. 115 00:07:06,144 --> 00:07:10,411 In fact, give me chocolate for the whole city! 116 00:07:10,475 --> 00:07:13,604 [cackling maniacally] 117 00:07:15,306 --> 00:07:17,866 That's it. Keep him busy, Johnny. 118 00:07:17,938 --> 00:07:19,702 We'll... Oh, drat! 119 00:07:19,805 --> 00:07:24,072 We're chocolate covered and we're going down. 120 00:07:24,135 --> 00:07:26,036 Don't worry, I'll get him. 121 00:07:28,534 --> 00:07:31,470 [cackling] 122 00:07:31,533 --> 00:07:33,092 [screaming] 123 00:07:33,198 --> 00:07:35,667 I vote for goodness! 124 00:07:35,730 --> 00:07:37,824 [laughing] I vote for goodness. 125 00:07:37,896 --> 00:07:41,230 - [snoring] - I kicked his keister. 126 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:45,959 So, where do you suppose the Desire-O-Vac is now? 127 00:07:46,025 --> 00:07:47,516 Well, like you said before, 128 00:07:47,592 --> 00:07:51,324 the Desire-O-Vac was far too dangerous to trust in the hands of anyone. 129 00:07:51,390 --> 00:07:53,416 The temptation would be too great. 130 00:07:53,489 --> 00:07:56,049 Even for the Decency Squad. 131 00:07:56,121 --> 00:08:01,219 [Living Doll] So, we hid it in the abandoned mine shafts outside The City. 132 00:08:03,085 --> 00:08:04,383 [Terror] Hello, Warden. 133 00:08:04,451 --> 00:08:09,389 Hi, this is just a law-abiding, tax-paying citizen. 134 00:08:10,014 --> 00:08:12,711 Yeah, I'd like to speak to the Human Ton. 135 00:08:12,780 --> 00:08:14,271 [thunderclap] 136 00:08:16,878 --> 00:08:18,813 [man] You got five minutes, mister. 137 00:08:23,108 --> 00:08:24,474 Hello? 138 00:08:24,575 --> 00:08:27,340 [Terror] Ton, this is... [coughs] this is Terror. 139 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,409 Let me speak to Handy. 140 00:08:31,039 --> 00:08:32,007 Hello? 141 00:08:32,104 --> 00:08:35,404 I know where they hid the Desire-O-Vac. 142 00:08:35,469 --> 00:08:37,700 I need some muscle to help me get it. 143 00:08:37,769 --> 00:08:40,204 What's he saying? 144 00:08:40,267 --> 00:08:43,829 Get your toothbrushes, I'm springing you tonight. 145 00:08:52,062 --> 00:08:56,022 - [Tick grunting] - [crashing] 146 00:08:58,026 --> 00:09:01,724 I'm so glad we decided to visit Commander Goodbye's. 147 00:09:01,791 --> 00:09:04,852 Yes, those old-timer's stories were unbelievable. 148 00:09:05,822 --> 00:09:08,724 I'll say. You can't believe a word of it. 149 00:09:08,788 --> 00:09:10,256 - What? - Come on. 150 00:09:10,321 --> 00:09:13,951 The Kremlin dome missiles? Atomic robot zombie men? 151 00:09:14,019 --> 00:09:16,579 The Desire-O-Vac? Give me a break. 152 00:09:16,651 --> 00:09:19,951 Arthur, you have no historical perspective. 153 00:09:20,016 --> 00:09:22,884 Science in those days worked in broad strokes. 154 00:09:22,948 --> 00:09:24,678 They got right to the point. 155 00:09:24,748 --> 00:09:28,515 Nowadays, it's all just molecule, molecule, molecule. 156 00:09:28,579 --> 00:09:30,673 Nothing ever happens big. 157 00:09:30,745 --> 00:09:32,304 [alarm ringing] 158 00:09:32,410 --> 00:09:34,879 Huh? What's that? Postal fraud? 159 00:09:38,375 --> 00:09:42,540 [man] Attention, Terror. Exit your vehicle or we will be forced to fire. 160 00:09:42,639 --> 00:09:46,667 Try me, percy-pants. [cackling] 161 00:09:50,736 --> 00:09:52,500 [Handy] We're on. 162 00:09:56,733 --> 00:09:59,703 Attention, prisoner 618 and prisoner 618A, 163 00:09:59,797 --> 00:10:01,322 halt or we'll shoot. 164 00:10:01,397 --> 00:10:03,161 Flake off, coppers. 165 00:10:03,229 --> 00:10:05,391 - [gunfire] - [screaming] 166 00:10:07,461 --> 00:10:11,626 The Terror is springing the Human Ton and his little friend, Handy. 167 00:10:11,692 --> 00:10:13,524 Not that rotten puppet. 168 00:10:15,757 --> 00:10:18,090 Hop in, boys. Everything's jake. 169 00:10:18,157 --> 00:10:20,388 Terry, [coughs] get us out of here. 170 00:10:20,455 --> 00:10:24,017 Dad, you never taught me how to drive this thing. 171 00:10:24,120 --> 00:10:27,750 Oh, for... Pipe down and get out of the way, you little Betty. 172 00:10:27,819 --> 00:10:32,086 This is exactly what I've been talking about, Dad. You don't respect me. 173 00:10:32,150 --> 00:10:35,052 - Rah, bah, bah. - [thud] 174 00:10:35,115 --> 00:10:39,075 Put those felons back where you found them, you geriatric jerk. 175 00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:42,878 You're that nosy guy from the retirement home, what are you doing here? 176 00:10:42,945 --> 00:10:45,039 [chuckling] Day trip? 177 00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:49,013 - [zapping] - [screaming] 178 00:10:49,076 --> 00:10:50,738 [crash] 179 00:10:51,808 --> 00:10:53,071 Tick. 180 00:10:53,773 --> 00:10:56,743 Whoa. That was pretty big. 181 00:10:58,271 --> 00:11:01,298 [owl hooting] 182 00:11:11,765 --> 00:11:16,635 I can't see anything. Which mine shaft did you say it was? 183 00:11:16,696 --> 00:11:21,134 I don't know, because my son here didn't think to ask. 184 00:11:21,194 --> 00:11:23,754 - Did you? - Dad! They couldn't remember... 185 00:11:23,826 --> 00:11:25,488 Oh, rah bah bah! 186 00:11:25,558 --> 00:11:27,789 Stop dismissing me. I'm somebody. 187 00:11:27,858 --> 00:11:30,555 I've got a wife and kids and beautiful grandchildren. 188 00:11:30,623 --> 00:11:31,784 Rah bah bah! 189 00:11:31,856 --> 00:11:36,692 You are the most pathetic super villain [coughs] I ever saw! 190 00:11:36,753 --> 00:11:41,214 Dad, I'm not a super villain. I'm a retired insurance claims adjuster. 191 00:11:41,285 --> 00:11:43,618 I'm just doing this to get close to you. 192 00:11:43,684 --> 00:11:46,586 Oh, you want to get close to me, sonny? 193 00:11:46,649 --> 00:11:49,278 Do something bad, not badly! 194 00:11:52,047 --> 00:11:56,007 There it is. [chuckling] The Terror's going after the Desire-O-Vac. 195 00:11:56,078 --> 00:11:57,637 Think of it, sidekick. 196 00:11:57,711 --> 00:11:59,680 You and me, mano a mano, 197 00:11:59,777 --> 00:12:02,906 with the greatest criminal mind of the 20th century! 198 00:12:02,975 --> 00:12:05,240 And even part of the 19th, I think. 199 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:08,841 I don't know. These places are really dangerous. 200 00:12:08,905 --> 00:12:11,841 How do we know there really is a Desire-O-Vac? 201 00:12:11,904 --> 00:12:15,136 And the world hangs in the balance. 202 00:12:15,203 --> 00:12:17,638 [sighs] Let me have the flashlight. 203 00:12:21,166 --> 00:12:24,330 [all laughing] 204 00:12:26,797 --> 00:12:29,631 So, what kind of mine do you think this was, anyway? 205 00:12:29,696 --> 00:12:32,165 Gold, uranium, diamonds? 206 00:12:32,228 --> 00:12:36,063 [sighs] Tick, look around you, it was a coal mine. 207 00:12:37,093 --> 00:12:39,585 Ooh. Coal. 208 00:12:39,659 --> 00:12:43,426 You know, the only difference between a lump of coal and a shiny diamond 209 00:12:43,523 --> 00:12:46,220 is a little pressure and a little time. 210 00:12:46,289 --> 00:12:48,952 Here, watch this, I saw it in a movie once. 211 00:12:49,620 --> 00:12:52,590 [groaning] 212 00:12:52,686 --> 00:12:56,020 Tick, come on! Tick, I really think... 213 00:12:57,616 --> 00:13:01,383 Arthur... Is it a diamond yet? 214 00:13:04,314 --> 00:13:07,478 [Terror laughs and coughs] 215 00:13:08,845 --> 00:13:12,612 [sighing] So, Dad, you finally got the Desire-O-Vac. 216 00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:14,542 Are you satisfied now? 217 00:13:14,609 --> 00:13:19,309 [cackling] You betcha! 218 00:13:19,374 --> 00:13:21,934 [hacking] 219 00:13:22,039 --> 00:13:24,201 Now, what do I want? 220 00:13:24,272 --> 00:13:27,800 How about you and me really talking for once? 221 00:13:27,869 --> 00:13:31,636 To see each other as people, loving, caring people. 222 00:13:32,234 --> 00:13:35,398 Rah bah bah! 223 00:13:35,499 --> 00:13:38,162 Ooh! I got a good one. 224 00:13:38,231 --> 00:13:42,601 Give me... the Decency Squad! 225 00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:47,066 [cackling and coughing] 226 00:13:48,326 --> 00:13:52,093 [man] Now we return to tonight's episode of The Mummy Speaks. 227 00:13:52,159 --> 00:13:56,597 I'm shooting pool, Imhotep. When I miss, then you can shoot pool. 228 00:13:56,656 --> 00:13:59,023 [groans] 229 00:14:02,254 --> 00:14:04,348 Now, that guy's old. 230 00:14:04,986 --> 00:14:09,151 Honey, I forget, what was so bad about evil? 231 00:14:10,151 --> 00:14:12,814 [snoring] 232 00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:16,682 [cackling] 233 00:14:16,747 --> 00:14:20,707 Well, ain't this the cat's galoshes? 234 00:14:20,812 --> 00:14:24,977 My greatest rivals will witness my greatest triumph. 235 00:14:25,044 --> 00:14:29,414 I... Man! You guys are elderly! 236 00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:33,241 - You'll never get away with it, Terror. - Rah bah bah. 237 00:14:33,340 --> 00:14:37,641 - Don't you hate it when he does that? - Terry, you betrayed us. 238 00:14:37,704 --> 00:14:40,572 We told you all our best anecdotes. 239 00:14:40,636 --> 00:14:43,196 And we thought you were our friend. 240 00:14:43,301 --> 00:14:47,170 Well, I'd like to be, but... Well, it's just... 241 00:14:47,234 --> 00:14:49,703 ...he's my dad. 242 00:14:52,364 --> 00:14:54,060 You got that right, Esmerelda. 243 00:14:54,131 --> 00:14:58,899 Now, before I unleash my darkest desire on the world, 244 00:14:58,994 --> 00:15:04,058 I think I'm gonna play a little game called, "I'm OK and You're Not!" 245 00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:06,686 [Tick] Not so fast, wrinkly wrongdoer. 246 00:15:06,791 --> 00:15:09,158 You face The Tick. 247 00:15:09,224 --> 00:15:13,992 - [chuckling] You don't get it, do you? - Tick, he's got the Desire-O-Vac. 248 00:15:15,121 --> 00:15:19,149 That's right, moth-boy. And let me give you a little demo. 249 00:15:19,219 --> 00:15:23,122 Give me... those things on The Tick's head. 250 00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:26,312 Huh? [screams] 251 00:15:30,713 --> 00:15:32,875 Terror, you stink! 252 00:15:34,445 --> 00:15:38,974 You know these things always bugged me, what are they for, anyway? 253 00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:41,808 Can't keep balance. 254 00:15:41,875 --> 00:15:44,902 - I... fall. - Tick! 255 00:15:46,873 --> 00:15:51,436 You know what? Playing with you saps is beginning to bore me. 256 00:15:51,537 --> 00:15:55,633 I think it's time for you all to exit the picture. 257 00:15:55,702 --> 00:15:58,604 Permanently. [hacking] 258 00:15:58,668 --> 00:16:02,127 - Dad, I can't let you do that. - Ah, rah bah bah. 259 00:16:02,199 --> 00:16:04,691 - I can't... - Give me... 260 00:16:04,765 --> 00:16:08,725 [Terror shouting] 261 00:16:08,796 --> 00:16:11,960 - Hang on, Tick. - Mm-hm. 262 00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:19,297 Uh... Uh... Give me those things. 263 00:16:19,391 --> 00:16:20,950 [Human Ton] Come here! 264 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,955 Now you're gonna get it. 265 00:16:24,155 --> 00:16:26,852 Wait, you big goon, forget the moth. 266 00:16:26,921 --> 00:16:29,618 We can have whatever we want. 267 00:16:29,686 --> 00:16:31,348 Oh, yeah. 268 00:16:32,652 --> 00:16:36,817 I want to be a real boy. 269 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:38,647 - [Arthur laughs] - [whimpering] 270 00:16:38,749 --> 00:16:44,120 Ha! You see, you can't have wishes because you don't have your own brain. 271 00:16:44,180 --> 00:16:47,878 You're a puppet. Literally, a puppet. 272 00:16:47,945 --> 00:16:50,312 [whimpering] No. 273 00:16:50,410 --> 00:16:53,141 You can't let him talk to me like that. 274 00:16:53,209 --> 00:16:57,374 - Yeah, shut up! - [screams] 275 00:16:57,474 --> 00:17:01,969 Why didn't you ever play catch with me? 276 00:17:02,038 --> 00:17:04,269 Or take me fishing? 277 00:17:05,603 --> 00:17:09,165 Because you're such a little dweeb. 278 00:17:10,335 --> 00:17:12,566 OK, who wants a little of these? 279 00:17:14,999 --> 00:17:17,662 Looks like it's up to the Decency Squad. 280 00:17:17,731 --> 00:17:21,099 - Right. - I'll knock the big one off his Keds. 281 00:17:21,163 --> 00:17:22,995 I vote for... 282 00:17:25,028 --> 00:17:26,792 [both scream] 283 00:17:29,193 --> 00:17:31,253 [growling] 284 00:17:32,124 --> 00:17:35,788 - OK. - Ah! 285 00:17:35,856 --> 00:17:38,792 Rocket from the sockets! 286 00:17:42,620 --> 00:17:44,282 Whoa! 287 00:17:48,184 --> 00:17:51,484 Well, that was an Oedipal moment. 288 00:17:51,549 --> 00:17:54,781 - [both] Huh? - Sophocles. 289 00:17:54,847 --> 00:17:57,612 - [speaks French] - [Handy] Oedipus Tyrannus? 290 00:17:57,680 --> 00:18:01,947 The guy plucks his own eyes out?! Read a book! 291 00:18:03,044 --> 00:18:05,343 [both groans] 292 00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:11,772 Oh, uh... Give me, uh, The Tick's antennae. 293 00:18:12,407 --> 00:18:15,741 [groans] 294 00:18:15,805 --> 00:18:17,967 No. No, no! 295 00:18:18,037 --> 00:18:23,476 Why couldn't you... just be a dad once in a while? 296 00:18:23,534 --> 00:18:26,003 I had to work. 297 00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,798 Money doesn't grow on trees, you know. 298 00:18:28,866 --> 00:18:32,928 I'll handle this monster. You go help The Tick. 299 00:18:32,997 --> 00:18:34,761 Back off, grandpa. 300 00:18:34,863 --> 00:18:40,234 [chuckles] You can't beat me, I'm full of tinier men. 301 00:18:41,027 --> 00:18:42,359 [grunts] 302 00:18:42,426 --> 00:18:44,054 [laughs] 303 00:18:44,125 --> 00:18:46,287 The Living Doll strikes! 304 00:18:47,957 --> 00:18:50,290 Hey, get back here. 305 00:18:51,655 --> 00:18:54,352 I'm full of tinier men, too! 306 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:56,719 [laughs] 307 00:18:58,952 --> 00:19:03,515 - I don't feel well. - OK, big fella, we got you. 308 00:19:03,616 --> 00:19:06,176 Lean on me, go ahead. 309 00:19:07,181 --> 00:19:10,709 Give me these things back on The Tick's head. 310 00:19:10,780 --> 00:19:12,749 OK, that hurt. 311 00:19:12,879 --> 00:19:16,611 Oh, man. That is so much better. 312 00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:20,546 [Handy grunts] 313 00:19:20,608 --> 00:19:25,273 [cackling] Now what are you gonna do, tiny man? 314 00:19:26,906 --> 00:19:29,375 [Handy screams] 315 00:19:30,371 --> 00:19:32,738 [Human Ton growls] 316 00:19:33,370 --> 00:19:35,430 Spoon! 317 00:19:38,500 --> 00:19:40,332 All right! 318 00:19:41,765 --> 00:19:46,430 You wouldn't put your old man in prison now, would you, sonny boy? 319 00:19:46,497 --> 00:19:49,057 Yes, Dad, I guess I would. 320 00:19:49,162 --> 00:19:52,860 - Is that all of you, honey? - I... I think so. 321 00:19:53,693 --> 00:19:56,390 Oh, nuts! Where did you come from? 322 00:19:56,459 --> 00:19:59,429 [snoring] 323 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:03,428 And so, once again, we find that the evil of the past 324 00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:07,620 seeps into the present like salad dressing through cheap waxed paper, 325 00:20:07,687 --> 00:20:10,179 mixing memory and desire. 326 00:20:10,253 --> 00:20:14,554 You guys escort the Terror outside, and I'll handle the Human Ton. 327 00:20:14,618 --> 00:20:16,348 [Human Ton, muffled] Thank you. 328 00:20:16,416 --> 00:20:21,252 Uh, Tick, do us a favor and destroy that Desire-O-Vac. 329 00:20:21,780 --> 00:20:23,146 Gotcha. 330 00:20:24,379 --> 00:20:29,044 Give me a BLT. 331 00:20:29,110 --> 00:20:31,477 Oh! Fab! 332 00:20:32,942 --> 00:20:35,707 Hmm? You call this a BLT? 333 00:20:35,808 --> 00:20:38,676 Where's the mayonnaise?! 334 00:20:41,072 --> 00:20:43,098 [groans] 335 00:20:43,148 --> 00:20:47,698 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 24991

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