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[Buzzer]
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[Man scats]
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Ahhh...
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[sneezes]
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[Sniffles loudly]
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Ew! Mucus.
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[Sighs] The scourge of Mankind.
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This cold really has you on the ropes,
doesn't it, Tick?
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No mere common cold, Arthur.
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No... [hawks, coughs]
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This must be some super interstellar
mutant virus from space.
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Empires have fallen
at the foot of this pox!
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[Starts to sneeze]
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Yeah, well, don't give it to me.
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[Tick sneezes]
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Arthur... resistance wearing down.
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Must have more soup.
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Sure.
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What the? Hey, the mail came.
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- [Squelching]
- Yuck!
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[Chuckles] Oops, it's for somebody
in Apartment 14 B. That's next door.
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It says "Attention, Thrakkorzog."
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"You may have just won
ten million dollars."
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- Soup...
- I better get it to its rightful owner.
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Arthur, is that you?
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Eyes failing...
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Chicken soup only chance for survival.
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Oh, Tick, relax. Everybody gets a cold
once in a while.
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Please, the soup.
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I'm going to take this letter
to the right apartment.
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- I'll be back soon.
- [Slurping]
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14 B. Well, this must be the place.
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[Yelps]
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What?! Who are you?
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Thrakkorzog, from Dimension...
uh, Apartment 14 B.
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Hi. I'm your new neighbor.
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Welcome to my humble abode.
Pretty cozy, don't you think?
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- How?
- How did I get here?
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Oh, easily. I tore a hole
into the fabric of your dimension
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with my Interplanar Portal Pal,
patent pending.
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- Pretty sweet, eh?
- What are you doing?
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We're gonna eat your brain!
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Now, now, now,
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there will be plenty of time for
brain-eating after we conquer Earth.
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[Wails]
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And to conquer said Earth,
I will need an invincible army.
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A million superhuman soldiers
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marching to the tune of my big drum.
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Which is why I shall clone
the mighty, blue Tick!
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- Clone the Tick?
- Oh, yes.
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Your superhero friend
has all the attributes I require.
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Incredible strength,
nigh invulnerability,
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and a teeny-tiny little brain.
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Eat brain!
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Lmagine a legion of Ticks at my command.
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Oh, no!
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Oh, yes!
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And when my army is complete,
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I will rule the world!
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And eat lots of brains!
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Fresh, tasty brains!
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[Both laugh]
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[Door handle clicks]
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Oh. Ahem.
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Uh, are we bothering you?
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No. I just wanted some munchies.
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- My roommate.
- [Munching]
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He's kind of weird,
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but he's quiet and always comes through
with his half of the rent.
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But now, where were we?
Ah, yes, cloning.
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Wait a second. What do you want with me
if it's the Tick you're after?
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Don't you know anything?
You're the sidekick.
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I clone you, then send the evil clone
to procure a tissue sample of the Tick,
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so I can clone a million of him.
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And speaking of tissue samples,
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I need to get one from you.
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[Whimpers] You don't want to do that.
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Oh, yes. Yes, I do.
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Now hold still.
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Now, that wasn't so bad, was it?
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Cloning is a precise science.
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That's why I use the Clonerizer.
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It costs more,
but you get what you pay for.
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My own recipe
includes a generous portion
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of Dr. Flack's secret cloning sauce.
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A pinch of oregano, 'cause, you know,
a little goes a long way.
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And last, but not least, your toenail.
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Mix well, and... voilà.
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Arthur the Sidekick,
prepare to meet Arthur the Evil Clone.
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I Arthur.
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I Arthur.
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I Arthur, I Arthur, I Arthur.
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I Arthur, I Arth-ur.
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I-I-I Arthur-Arthur.
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I Arthur, I Arthur.
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[Chuckles]
He's an eager little bunny, isn't he?
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They're a bit excitable at first.
[Gasps] No! No!
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- I Arthur?
- Evil Clone,
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we do not touch the "Don't" button.
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That would send Uncle Thrakkorzog
back to his own dimension.
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And let me say that hike back
is no picnic.
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I'd rather be strained
through a chain-link fence.
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[Shudders]
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Clone, go next door and fetch me
a tissue sample from the Tick.
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Got it? A tissue sample.
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I Arthur.
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You'll never get away with this,
you over-confident blob.
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The Tick will be on to that flimsy
fabrication in a second.
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He hasn't got a chance against the
always-wary eye of the ever-alert Tick.
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[Snores]
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[Door opens]
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[Snores]
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[Tick mutters] Oh, hello...
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[Tick] Oh, no...
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[Tick jabbers]
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Arthur, I just had the strangest dream.
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I was taking some math test
I hadn't studied for,
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and then you tried to saw off my head.
Weird, huh?
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I Arthur.
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[Chuckles] Of course you are.
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And I Tick.
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[Chuckles]
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Whoa, oh...
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[crashing]
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Oh, sorry, Arthur.
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Blast this uncommon cold, anyway.
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Well, only one thing to do now.
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Wear this supercold down with many hours
of daytime television.
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Ooh, hey, look, it's
Honesty Cola's Worl Of Wrestling.
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Cool.
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[Man on TV] Hear me, wrestling fans.
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I, the Human Baboon, crave vengeance!
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Beautiful Steven
will know the agony of my feet!
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Uh, I mean "efeat".
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Well, it's been a while.
All must be going well.
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Apparently, the Tick wasn't so quick
to discover my clone.
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Devour brain!
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Oooh. Big brain!
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Don't be so sure. Tick will catch on.
Just you wait.
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Actually, I can't wait.
I have to go, if you catch my drift.
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Nature is one call
you can't put on hold.
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- Be right back.
- Be right back!
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Will eat brain. Yum!
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No offence, but you scare me.
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What's goin' on, little bunny guy?
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[Strains] I am a moth!
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Are you aware that your roommate is
a hideous monster from another dimension
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with evil plans for world domination?
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Listen, a good roommate-relationship
is based on a respect for privacy.
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Look, can you at least
loosen these straps?
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Because they're chafing me.
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[TV] The Human Baboon has pulle
something out of his baboon pants.
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It looks like an unsanctione
foreign object.
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Yes, it's a scale moel
of the Eiffel Tower in Paris.
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An he's coming out swinging!
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Ooh! Au revoir, Beautiful Steven.
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Parlez-vous "Ouch"?
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Now, a commercial.
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- [Clink]
- Oh, Arthur, there you are.
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So nice to have company
to watch TV with.
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[Sniffs]
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Brace yourself while corporate America
tries to sell us its wretched things.
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[Man on TV] I like jackhammering.
I' better, I o it all ay long.
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It's a man's job an I work up
a man-size sweat on my brow.
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[Woman] You sure o.
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[Man] But I'm not afrai to pamper
myself with a plush tissue
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when my brow nees a goo wiping.
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[Woman] Plush?
Here, big fella, sample my tissue.
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I'll show you a tissue sample.
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[Thrakkorzog]
Fetch me a tissue sample from the Tick.
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- [Suit squeaks]
- [Toilet flushes]
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Hm. [chuckles]
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Knew I'd regret that burrito.
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Hey, what's happening here?
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Uh, the little bunny guy was chafing
himself on the ropes,
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- so I loosened him up a bit.
- You what?
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He's a moth guy
and how many times do I have to say it?
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Don't touch my stuff!
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This is my side of the living room and
that is your side of the living room.
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And must you drink straight out
of the milk carton? It's disgusting!
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Rally, Beautiful Steven, rally!
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[Man on TV] Oh, that can't be goo
for his lower back!
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Human Baboon, you stinker!
Stop your evil ways.
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[Thwacking]
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Oh, no, you don't.
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[Arthur] Tick, help!
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Egad!
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My cold has escalated
into double vision.
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I'm the real Arthur. He's a clone.
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I Arthur.
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What matter of rare quandary is this?
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How can I be sure which Arthur
is the real Arthur.
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[Starts to sneeze]
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Look! Tick, look!
He's turning into a monster!
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Monster? Where?
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Can't see anything wrong with him.
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Um, Arthur?
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[Sighs] If you two don't stop
this roughhousing,
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somebody's gonna get hurt
and end up crying.
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I know how I can prove
I'm the real Arthur.
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I'll tell you something
only you and I would know.
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Go ahead, Arthur-like person.
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Oh, uh... OK.
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Remember that time my sister gave me
that V-neck sweater vest for my birthday
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and we tried to return it to the store
and they'd only give me credit,
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and I was so upset, and then at lunch
they put onions on my cheeseburger,
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after I expressly asked
the waitress not to?
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Do you remember that day, Tick?
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Oh. Indeed I do.
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- Now your turn.
- I Arthur.
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I can't argue with that.
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[Screams]
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Is that you, Arthur?
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- Yes!
- No need for raised voices.
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Look, Tick, there's this obscene monster
who lives next door
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and wants to clone you
and take over the world.
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Are you sure you're the real Arthur?
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Oh, come on! Tick, please let me go.
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- It's locked, Tick.
- Stand back, Arthur.
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I'll take care of the door.
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Merciful heavens!
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Too late! Too late!
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Too late! Too late!
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Euch!
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[Whimpers] What horror is this?
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[Thrakkorzog]
So, mighty Tick, at last we meet.
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It's nice to finally get to know
the neighbors.
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I am Thrakkorzog,
evil ruler of Dimension 14 B.
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Allow me to introduce your successor.
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I was a bit worried at first.
I mean, he is a little mucus-intensive,
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but you work with what you've got.
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Enough prattle, villain.
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I don't mind a little science,
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but no one mucks around
with the Tick's membranes.
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Prepare for swift justice!
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Oh-ho! So, foul gelatin,
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you would do battle
with the nose of your birth?
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Hey, you guys aren't gonna fight
in here, are you?
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And why not? I pay half the rent.
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We lose our cleaning deposit
if any half gets messed up.
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Oh, the cleaning deposit.
What was I thinking?
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Of course, you're right.
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- Now what?
- How about the roof?
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Good call, Arthur.
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There's a place good always fights evil.
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Well, works for me.
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Frankly, that's why I was so glad
to find this great apartment.
248
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,757
You'd be surprised how hard it is
to get a place in the city.
249
00:14:53,826 --> 00:14:58,229
Never mind that most folks are hesitant
to rent to a slime-based organism,
250
00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,198
much less one with intentions
of taking over the world.
251
00:15:01,267 --> 00:15:04,202
And human brains too!
Don't forget the brains!
252
00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:07,161
It is good, this roof.
253
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:08,729
I am pleased.
254
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:10,739
- [Squelching]
- Come on.
255
00:15:10,809 --> 00:15:13,107
Let's get this over with, nose jelly.
256
00:15:13,812 --> 00:15:15,336
Tick, wait.
257
00:15:16,348 --> 00:15:19,511
- Hey, no whispering.
- Tick, keep them busy.
258
00:15:19,585 --> 00:15:23,021
I think I know how to get Thrakkorzog
back to his own dimension.
259
00:15:23,088 --> 00:15:25,454
When I give you the "high" sign,
260
00:15:25,524 --> 00:15:28,288
try to throw the Mucus Tick
into Thrakkorzog.
261
00:15:28,360 --> 00:15:31,921
A "high" sign?
Are you a great sidekick or what?
262
00:15:31,997 --> 00:15:34,158
Let's get to it. Break!
263
00:15:36,535 --> 00:15:38,002
Coward.
264
00:15:39,705 --> 00:15:40,831
- [Squelching]
- Euch!
265
00:15:41,640 --> 00:15:43,403
This is disgusting.
266
00:15:43,475 --> 00:15:47,343
You're no threat to humanity. Well,
except for maybe the gross-out factor.
267
00:15:49,915 --> 00:15:52,679
Go ahead, slimy. Take your best shot.
268
00:15:59,725 --> 00:16:01,852
Hot dog! A worthy adversary.
269
00:16:04,430 --> 00:16:06,762
Don't press the "Don't" button.
270
00:16:06,832 --> 00:16:09,164
I'll press your "Don't" button, buddy.
271
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,964
[Strains] Heavier than it looks.
272
00:16:14,006 --> 00:16:15,667
Eat bricks!
273
00:16:17,910 --> 00:16:19,741
Ooh, he's good.
274
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:22,110
Can I clone or can I clone?
275
00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,775
Surrender, Tick,
you're hopelessly outclassed.
276
00:16:24,850 --> 00:16:27,910
I don't know the meaning
of the word surrender.
277
00:16:28,620 --> 00:16:31,817
I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb.
Just not in this context.
278
00:16:31,890 --> 00:16:33,983
And if it's class you want...
279
00:16:45,938 --> 00:16:47,872
Now talk to me about class.
280
00:16:47,940 --> 00:16:49,805
Lucky break.
281
00:16:49,875 --> 00:16:51,536
[Pants and strains]
282
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:57,841
Here goes nothing.
283
00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,276
Oh.
284
00:17:03,989 --> 00:17:05,388
Need an extension cord.
285
00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:16,657
Huh? What?
286
00:17:16,735 --> 00:17:21,798
Oh, that old joke. So, what
tired routine do you do for an encore?
287
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:25,675
Oh, dear.
288
00:17:25,744 --> 00:17:27,405
- [Crashing]
- Oh, my.
289
00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,777
Now that's going to leave a mark.
290
00:17:29,848 --> 00:17:31,315
[Pants]
291
00:17:32,418 --> 00:17:35,478
All aboard
for the transdimensional express.
292
00:17:36,588 --> 00:17:38,249
Huh? [sighs]
293
00:17:38,924 --> 00:17:40,084
Why me?
294
00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,692
This can't be good for my cold.
295
00:17:49,768 --> 00:17:52,168
But this is no time
for selfish thoughts.
296
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,432
It's time for a little turnabout.
297
00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:58,902
Ew!
298
00:17:58,977 --> 00:18:01,639
Can you get any more disgusting?
299
00:18:10,722 --> 00:18:12,349
Don't make me come in there.
300
00:18:15,661 --> 00:18:17,322
Wait a second. [sniffs]
301
00:18:17,396 --> 00:18:20,263
Smells like... ambush!
302
00:18:22,668 --> 00:18:27,037
Mucal invader,
is there no end to your oozing?
303
00:18:27,706 --> 00:18:29,230
[Pants] Adaptor!
304
00:18:29,308 --> 00:18:31,708
[Pants] Adaptor! Adaptor!
305
00:18:33,645 --> 00:18:35,078
Thanks.
306
00:18:35,180 --> 00:18:39,082
I've had enough chasing.
It's your turn now, Thorozpog.
307
00:18:39,151 --> 00:18:43,520
Thrakkorzog! Thrakkorzog! With a K.
Boy, are you ever rude.
308
00:18:43,589 --> 00:18:45,113
Eat your brain!
309
00:18:45,190 --> 00:18:48,682
No brains today. We're only serving
humble pie, Whatchimozog.
310
00:18:48,760 --> 00:18:51,854
- Listen, for the last time it's...
- Thoraxinabog?
311
00:18:51,930 --> 00:18:53,454
- Thrakkorzog!
- Ah, Laxativelog.
312
00:18:53,532 --> 00:18:54,965
- No, no.
- Laplandozog?
313
00:18:55,033 --> 00:18:56,295
- Fouryaksandadog?
- Thrak...
314
00:18:56,368 --> 00:18:58,928
- Sapsackafrog?
- No, no, no!
315
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:00,938
Susan?
316
00:19:01,006 --> 00:19:04,407
[Tuts] Now you're doing it on purpose.
How juvenile.
317
00:19:06,712 --> 00:19:08,475
Oh! Yuck!
318
00:19:08,547 --> 00:19:11,175
Let's see how you like it,
name-call boy.
319
00:19:11,250 --> 00:19:15,311
Or should I say Turk? Tack? Tock?
320
00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,685
[Pants heavily]
321
00:19:23,128 --> 00:19:25,096
Come on, Tick.
322
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:30,565
Now's no time
for friendly greetings, lad.
323
00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:34,003
Tick, "high" sign. Tick!
324
00:19:34,072 --> 00:19:37,872
"High" sign.
Oh, "high" sign. Right, right.
325
00:19:38,177 --> 00:19:42,079
OK, nostril spawn,
I didn't wanna have to do this...
326
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:45,116
I mean
I really didn't wanna have to do this,
327
00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:47,379
but you asked for it.
328
00:19:49,288 --> 00:19:51,449
[Loud sucking noises]
329
00:19:58,430 --> 00:20:00,193
It's not possible.
330
00:20:00,265 --> 00:20:01,994
Can't hold it.
331
00:20:02,067 --> 00:20:03,898
[Starts to sneeze]
332
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,670
Now, Tick.
333
00:20:12,744 --> 00:20:14,234
Aaaaa...
334
00:20:14,313 --> 00:20:15,302
tchoo.
335
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:26,354
[Sighs contentedly] Nothing like a bit
of drama to clear the sinuses.
336
00:20:27,159 --> 00:20:30,560
Once again, we blasted the nasal
passages of the city clean
337
00:20:30,629 --> 00:20:32,620
of the cloning mucus of evil.
338
00:20:33,265 --> 00:20:38,100
Now we can all breathe free and easy
and smell the lilacs in bloom.
339
00:20:38,770 --> 00:20:40,965
Hello, aroma!
340
00:20:41,039 --> 00:20:42,404
Ahh...
341
00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:45,272
- Atchoo!
- Uh, I'll get the soup.
342
00:20:45,322 --> 00:20:49,872
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