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[Buzzer]
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[Man scats]
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[Tick] Ha-hup!
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So, uh...
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How much longer do we do this?
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Well, we're on patrol.
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So we patrol till something happens.
A crime or something.
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Ho!
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I mean, we've been at this...
[pants] for hours.
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What if nothing happens?
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We're superheroes.
Something always happens!
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[Alarm]
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A-ha!
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[Crash]
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That school bell's givin' me a headache.
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- Let's get outta here.
- Not so fast, naughty spawn!
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I say to you, stop your evil ways.
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You face the Tick!
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[Guffawing]
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Big blue jerk!
He's gonna ruin everything.
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Look, you can play
pajama-police all you want.
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But we run this town, bug-boy! [cackles]
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- Hmm...
- [cackling]
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No one likes to be laughed at, friend.
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Zipper Neck, show him your stuff.
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Hey! Look at this.
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Argh! Unsightly.
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So that's the way you want it, huh?
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- Oh!
- [Ruckus below]
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OK. OK!
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OK...
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Ahem! I, uh...
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- Who are you?
- I'm the, uh... sidekick.
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OK. Boils, kick him to the side.
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Now look what you made me do!
Not so funny, is it?
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Gad, my melon!
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I don't think we're past
the point of discussion.
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[Laughter]
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[Laughs]
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[Cackles]
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Hey, Forehead!
How's your parole officer?
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American Maid? Oh, man!
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Help!
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- Are you all right?
- Yes. Thank you.
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Ah, American Maid!
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Good of you to join us in another
victory over the forces of evil.
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Listen, you blue goon.
You ruined a night's work!
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Careful. These things are sensitive.
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Ow!
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I was following them!
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They would have led me to the criminal
mastermind behind their wicked scheme.
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But you two screwed that up.
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Hey, what's this?
"Happy birthday to me."
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"You are invited to a party for the
world's greatest criminal mastermind."
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"Gift required. Come see me commit
the most daring, spectacular crime
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of this or any other century."
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Cool. The crime of the century!
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I should have known.
Chairface Chippendale!
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Chairface?
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He's too powerful
for me to take on alone.
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I'm going to need some help.
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Ahem!
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Oh, all right. I guess
I could do a lot worse.
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Neat!
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OK. Now here's the plan...
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Hey, Hooks!
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I still think there's too much green.
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I told you, it's a motif!
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Ah, the Forehead.
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Un where is your partners in crime?
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Uh, they got nabbed.
But I got the goods.
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Ach, don't go shaking those!
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How can you have such a big head
un such a tiny brain?
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Herr Chippendale, we have the lenses.
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The Geissman lenses! Let's take
a closer look at them, shall we?
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Ach, Herr Chippendale!
They are so beautiful!
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Ohhh!
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Hey, watch it with that thing, will ya?
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Ja, these babies can really burn.
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When properly arranged, they can
focus the light of a single candle
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into a heat-ray
of unparalleled range and power.
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Yes. A ray from these lenses could
cut a skyscraper in half... or worse.
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It's just what I need to complete
my super-weapon.
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Now I ask you, is that
a birthday present or what?
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[Evil laugh]
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[Splashing footsteps]
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What's keeping American Maid?
She said she'd meet us at five.
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[Tick] Hey, it's The Sewer Urchin!
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- Yeah.
- How are you today?
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Very poisonous. Don't touch me.
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[Laughs] Who'd want to?
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Yeah. So, you guys...
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got any... super-action
goin' on up here?
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Yeah, any... supervillains
you need a hand with?
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- Anything like that goin' on?
- Yeah!
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We're gonna stop the crime of the ce...
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- [sniffs]
- Uh, yes.
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Lxnay on the anplay, OK?
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No, no, it's pretty quiet up here.
See you later, Sewer Urchin.
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Yeah, right!
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Get in, boys.
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Here. Put these on.
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We're gonna sneak into
Chairface's party as caterers.
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The Tick caters to no man!
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Ow!
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- Tick, work with me here, will you?
- OK.
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[Tick] Mm! These little
crêpe things are great.
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Do you like them? They're my own recipe.
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Now listen, we're about to crash a party
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for one of the world's most
dangerous criminal masterminds.
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[American Maid] The guest list will read
like America's Most Wanted.
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The Crease.
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Harriet Curse.
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Headless Henderson.
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The Guy With Ears Like Little Raisins.
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Sheila Eel.
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The Deadly Nose.
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Jack Tuber,
Man Of A Thousand Faces.
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Eyebrows Mulligan.
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Yes, it's a spectacularly ugly
menagerie of career wrongdoers.
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And there, at the top of this grotesque
sundae the rottenest cherry of them all,
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Chairface Chippendale!
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Oh! Diamonds.
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How original.
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More gifts!
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Happy birthday, Chairface.
I hope you like it.
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He's Dean, my best henchman.
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He has the strongest hands
in the criminal world.
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Oh, I like him!
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OK, you guys work the crowd.
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I'll get close to Chairface
and try and figure out what his plan is.
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[Growling]
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Would anyone care for a...
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Hey! Where did you people grow up?
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Your weapon is ready, Herr Chippendale.
Happy birthday!
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- Hors d'oeuvres, Mr. Chippendale?
- I know that face.
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Try one of these crab things.
They're great!
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You are paid to serve, oaf.
Not critique!
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Oh, I think you'll like these.
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- [Spluttering]
- Tick! What are you doing?
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- Anyone care for a fruit cocktail?
- Hey!
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You're American Maid!
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Man, she's good!
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Oh, hors d'oeuvres and a floorshow!
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How can we ever thank you?
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Wait! I have an idea.
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Just relax. Make yourselves comfortable.
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Don't worry. I'll snap
this steel cable like pasta!
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[Strains]
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Tick, you're crushing us!
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Oh. Sorry.
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So, another birthday present.
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Superheroes!
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This must be the part
where I reveal my sinister plot.
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Allow me to unveil my new birthday toy.
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The awesome Geissman heat ray!
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With this lovely new weapon,
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I, Chairface Chippendale, will commit
the ultimate act of vandalism.
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I will write my name
across the face of the moon!
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[Evil laugh]
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[All] You'll never get away with it,
Chippendale!
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Unfortunately, you three won't be around
to witness my historic signature.
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Because I'm going to feed you to my
pit of ferocious man-eating alligators!
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[Arthur] What?
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What?! What?
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Ahem! Standard villain procedure.
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You entered my house as caterers
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and you will leave it
as the main course!
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[Gasping]
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[Arthur] You jerk!
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I really, really don't want to be eaten.
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Then swing!
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- What?
- Swing with me, Arthur.
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[Swing band plays]
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That's it, American Maid!
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Everybody swing!
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OK now.
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Now we'll need a hand.
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Didn't expect a clip-on, did ya? Ha-ha!
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I want a pony.
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[Wolf howls]
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[All] Happy birthday, Chairface!
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I haven't always had friends like you.
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Because I was born... different.
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Because I didn't fit in,
society shunned me.
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All my life the world
has tried to forget my face.
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But after tonight,
they will never forget my name!
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Professor Chromedome, prepare to fire!
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Ready when you are, Herr Chippendale!
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Un you see? New batteries even!
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[Wind whistles]
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We've only got seconds
to thwart Chairface's evil plan
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and bring his villainous
crew to justice!
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[Chairface] Gimme a C...
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[all] C!
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It's... [chuckles]
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Uh...
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- Gimme an H...
- H!
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[Chairface cackles]
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[Cackles]
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Wonderful, wonderful!
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Yes, but your plan didn't work.
Now let's use my plan. Brute force!
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No way! There's too many of them.
We need a diversion.
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We don't have time for this.
We've gotta save the moon!
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Now gimme an A...
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[supervillains] A!
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[Cheering and whistling]
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Chromedome, where's the rest of my A?
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I'm trying!
But there's a malfunction of some sort.
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Something in the electrics.
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Ahem!
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Help.
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That's Arthur!
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Well, well. I assume your friends
satisfied my alligators' appetites.
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- Not quite!
- You!
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And you can thank my dental hygienist
for our untimely aliveness.
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Party's over, Chairface!
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[Triumphant laugh]
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Take that!
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En garde!
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Don't you blow your nose at me, mister!
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[Nasal whine]
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Unsettling trend.
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[Chairface gasps]
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You ruined everything,
you terrible rabbit person!
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Mein eyes! I'm momentarily blinded!
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[Tick strains]
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Ah!
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Uh, sorry.
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Arthur! I've got a plan.
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The party's over, Chairface!
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Would you people stop saying that?
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Especially... when the fun
is just beginning!
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The party's over, Chairface.
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Give it up, or we'll write this whole
place off the face of the earth.
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OK.
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[Sirens]
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They'll pay for this, all of them!
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No prison can hold
Chairface Chippendale!
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[American Maid]
Well, I have to admit I was worried.
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But you guys are pretty good at this.
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Yes, it was good saving the moon
with you, American Maid.
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Drive carefully, now.
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A heart of gold beats under
that big fiberglass croissant, Arthur.
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And thank goodness for it.
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It's spirit like hers that allowed us
to thwart Chairface's evil scheme.
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And thwart we did.
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I... guess so.
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Say, what's that...
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You've got a little...
some kind of yuck there.
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