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Dave, what are we doing
in this ritzy store?
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Smells like trust funds
and white-collar crime in here.
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I know,
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but I need some
new shirts for work,
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and Haberdashery L.A.
is the hot new place.
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They say it's for the modern,
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yet classic gentleman.
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Then what are you doing here?
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Calvin, what about this?
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I love the story that hat
is telling on you.
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I saw the price
of that.
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Is the moral of the story
bankruptcy?
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[laughs]
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Oh, I like this guy.
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Would you two care
for some complimentary
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small-batch bourbon
while you shop?
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I like this guy.
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Complimentary
is my favorite brand.
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Thank you.Mm-hmm.
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[sniffs] Ooh, oaky, yet peppery.
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Am I sensing some notes
of burnt caramel?
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Dave, I would take you
more seriously
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if I didn't see you drinking
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a box of chocolate milk
this morning.
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You know what would
look amazing on you?
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This jacket.
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Ooh! That is
a nice jacket.Mm-hmm.
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Oh, you know what?
Calvin, you should try that on.
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Is it complimentary to try on?
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As long as you stay
in the store.
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[chuckles] Hey.
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Okay. Yeah.
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Yeah, that's nice right there.All right.
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Now that's how that jacket
was made to be worn.
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[chuckles]
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You know, it might be
the bourbon talking,
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but, uh, I believe you.
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[chuckles]
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Whew.
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Calvin, you know what?
You should get it.
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I mean, I do need
a jacket, right?
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Yeah.
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And it's on sale
for only $800.
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Man, this is L.A.
Don't nobody need a jacket.
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Well, hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Calvin, don't take it off.
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That jacket's so sharp,
you might cut yourself.
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Aw, yeah, man.
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I do look fly,
though, right?Yeah.
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I don't know, Dave,
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I just can't justify
spending $800 for a jacket.
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If it makes you
feel better,
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it's actually $799.99.
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So, you saying 700
and some change?
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, I can justify that.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
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I mean, look,
I can wear this
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to so many different
special occasions.
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The Met Gala, all right.
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Pop it up like this, BET Awards.
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[laughs]
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And right here,
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double date with
Barack and Michelle.
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But, baby, you don't do
any of those things.
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Because I never had this jacket.
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Well, I think it's
very chic, very sexy.
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When a piece tells your story,
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you got to read it,
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even if it was a lot of money.
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Well, Calvin,
you know what they say,
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you can't take it
with you.
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Well, they lied.
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I'm getting buried
in this thing.
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Well, baby, I'm happy
you're finally
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splurging a little
on yourself. Yeah.
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[phone chiming]
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[gasps] Dave, Daisy Wasser
just texted me back.
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Oh, my God. Okay.
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All right. It's all happening.
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Okay, who's Daisy Wasser?
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My new mom friend.
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Her daughter Thatcher's
on Grover's soccer team.
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Yeah, and her husband, Josh,
is a celebrity chef. Mm-hmm.
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He owns a farm-to-table
restaurant.
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That sounds like food
with dirt on it.
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That's five-star dirt.
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More importantly...[sighs]
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we really need
parent friends
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to do all these
parent activities with.
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Like go to animated movies,
kids' birthday parties,
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and water parks.
Unless you guys are interested?
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We didn't want to do those
things with our own damn kids.
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Well, look at us, we're
all making new friends.
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[chuckles]
[stammers]
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Hello? Jay-Z?
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You're making
a new album?
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Of course. I would love to pose
on the cover in my new jacket.
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Oh, hey, man.
Where you coming from?
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Uh... You know,
I was out with the...
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[stammers, clears throat]
Nowhere.
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[stammers]Man, what you doing?
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You left your phone
in my car.
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[chuckles] Thanks.
I'll see you later, Trey.
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Hey, Marty, you would've
loved that new Marvel movie.
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I'm surprised
you didn't go with us.
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It was nerds
everywhere.
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Goodbye, Trey. [grunts]
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Get out. Get the hell out, Trey.
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Uh, I thought you said
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you didn't feel like
going to the Marvel movie.
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[sighs] Look, I'm sorry.
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I forgot you wanted
to see it, okay?
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Which is why I put it
in our shared calendar.
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[scoffs] Marty, you know
I never check that.
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Which is why I put a Post-it
on your pillow.
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Oh, come on, man.
It's just a movie.
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I...
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A superhero movie
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is not just a movie.
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It is an experience.
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Well, here's to
new parent friends
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that understand the importance
of day drinking.
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[chuckles]
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Okay, Josh, look, I-I don't want
to make this weird, but
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I followed your recipe
for homemade beer
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and would love to know
what you think.
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Wow. Wow!
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[smacks lips]
Is that clove?
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It is! Yeah, I was hoping
you were gonna pick up on that.
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Hey, you guys are great hosts.
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Why don't you let us
return the favor next time?
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Thatcher and Grover can swim
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while we hang at the bar
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in our pool.
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You haven't had
a margarita
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until you had
a swim-up margarita.
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Ooh.
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You know, I have been
waiting my whole life
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for someone to say
those words to me.
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[laughter]
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Submit, human!Whoa. Okay, okay.
All right, hey.
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Hey, guys. Guys. Hey, hey.
Is everybody okay?
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We're space pirates.
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Aw, I love that you guys
are using your imagination.
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You're so creative.
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And you're so basic.
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Stop talking to me
like I'm a child.
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Thatcher, thanks
for giving us your truth,
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but next time, let's
choose kinder words.
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Okay. Will do, Daisy.
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[chuckles]
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Thatcher calls you
by your first name?
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Yes, yes.
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We, uh, we listen
to a parenting podcast
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that suggests "mom and dad"
causes an imbalance
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in the power dynamic
between parent and child.
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Mm. Mm.GROVER: Stop.
You're hitting too hard.
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THATCHER: I don't care!Okay. Yeah, sure.
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I guess, uh, there's an argument
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for empowering kids.
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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No need to
apologize, kids.
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Things are
just things.
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Don't let it cause
any psychic trauma.
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Guys, thanks for understanding.
We will pay to replace it.
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[phone chimes]
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Oh, look at that.
You already Venmo'd me. Thanks.
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We found that allowing
Thatcher to discover
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her own boundaries
is really good
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for her social-emotional
portfolio.
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Hmm...
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Sometimes boundaries
are good, right?
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You know, like at a museum
or around my vase.
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Okay, baby,
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you ready to go to dinner?Oh, yeah.
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I've been
dreaming about
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Brachetto's
chicken parm all day.
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[chuckles] Well...
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We're going
to a nice restaurant.
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Aren't you gonna wear
your new jacket?
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[laughs] Brachetto's
is not jacket worthy.
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[chuckles] Any place
where you can use crayons
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to color on the table
is not that nice.
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You're being ridiculous.
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You spent all that money
on a new jacket,
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and now you're afraid
to wear it?
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I'm not afraid to wear it.
I just choose not to wear it
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out in that dirty world full
of miscreants and vagabonds.
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Okay. Okay,
you know what?
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We're gonna take this
nice and slow, okay?
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We're gonna put
the jacket on... All right.
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Come on, baby,
come on. You got--
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Oh, look at that.
Now...
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we're gonna wear
the jacket outside,
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and then if that goes well,
we'll wear it to the car.
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[chuckles]
Good?
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No, I get it, I get it.You got it?
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It's nice, you know. Yeah.
I mean, why was I tripping?
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You tripping.[chuckling] Come on.
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Okay, here we go.
Thank you, baby.
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[thunder crashes]
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Aw, hell no.
It's raining out there.
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God has spoken. Mm-mm.
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ANNOUNCER [on TV]:
And that does it for our post-game coverage
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of the epic battle between
the Lakers and the Celtics.
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Man, I would've killed
to have been at that game.
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[laughing, cheering]
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Yeah!
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Oh, that was, hands down,
one of the most fun nights
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ever!
Yeah, no joke.
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And I've been to Medieval Times.
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Hold up. W-Wait, wait.
You two were at the game?
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Bro, we were basically
in the game.
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Marty got us JPL floor seats.
Thank you, science!
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You, too, Marty.
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Wow, really?
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You know how much I wanted
to go to that game.
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Oh, and how would I know that?
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Did you put a Post-it
on my pillow?
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I know what you're
trying to do, Marty.
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Oh, do you now?
Because all I was doing
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was enjoying a night out
with my good friend, Trey.
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First of all, Trey
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is my good friend.
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I mean, yeah,
but you never got me
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floor seats
to the Laker game.
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Well, how about some tacos
from the truck on 3rd Street?
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Do I get guac?
Yes.
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You get guac.
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I call dibs
on the last Popsicle.
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I mean, that swim-up bar
was awesome.
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You know, Josh did not have to
name a margarita after me,
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but those Dave-aritas
really hit the spot.
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What a perfect day.
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Perfect? Dave,
you're wearing my wrap
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because their
obnoxious kid
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threw your clothes
into the pool.
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Well, which allowed me
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to get a lovely breeze.[scoffs]
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Look, Josh and Daisy are great,
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but their daughter's
a nightmare.
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She called me "troll toes."
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Which is more of an observation
than it is a criticism.
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O-Okay, okay, look.
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Let's just give them
one more chance.
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We have so much in common.
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You know, Thatcher just...
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keeps us on our troll toes.
252
00:10:33,240 --> 00:10:35,460
Not funny, and besides,
253
00:10:35,591 --> 00:10:36,984
she's a bad influence on Grover.
254
00:10:37,114 --> 00:10:38,855
Grover is a great kid.
255
00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,465
Thatcher is not gonna turn him.
256
00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:41,815
GEMMA:
Oh, sweetie,
257
00:10:41,945 --> 00:10:43,511
it's getting late.
258
00:10:43,643 --> 00:10:44,860
Please take a quick shower
before bed.
259
00:10:44,991 --> 00:10:47,515
I'll get to it
when I get to it, Gemma.
260
00:10:50,911 --> 00:10:52,607
Upstairs, now.
261
00:10:52,739 --> 00:10:54,697
[groans] Fine.
262
00:10:58,570 --> 00:11:00,528
Uh... Gemma,
263
00:11:00,659 --> 00:11:01,791
I think we might want
to be mindful
264
00:11:01,922 --> 00:11:04,359
of his social-emotional
portfolio.
265
00:11:04,489 --> 00:11:07,317
Upstairs, now.
266
00:11:09,798 --> 00:11:10,931
Fine.
267
00:11:18,503 --> 00:11:20,548
Why are we hosting
the Wassers again?
268
00:11:20,679 --> 00:11:22,289
After yesterday,
I am not in the mood.
269
00:11:22,419 --> 00:11:24,248
I didn't have a choice.
270
00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,510
Josh just texted me,
"On our way," with a wine emoji.
271
00:11:26,642 --> 00:11:28,034
Well, let's just
turn off the lights
272
00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,514
and pretend we're not home.
273
00:11:29,644 --> 00:11:31,821
[knocking on door]Too late. Hey!
274
00:11:37,000 --> 00:11:38,393
Hi.Oh, hey, guys. Hey, Thatcher.
275
00:11:38,523 --> 00:11:40,003
Uh, Grover's just having a snack
in the kitchen.
276
00:11:40,134 --> 00:11:41,961
And before you ask, no,
we don't have any candy.
277
00:11:42,091 --> 00:11:43,658
I already know
that your snacks suck.
278
00:11:43,789 --> 00:11:45,748
Good thing I had chocolate
in the car.
279
00:11:51,927 --> 00:11:53,625
Don't worry about that blanket,
280
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:56,453
just an irreplaceable
family heirloom.
281
00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,065
Sorry about that,
282
00:11:58,195 --> 00:11:59,980
and about yesterday.Yeah.
283
00:12:00,110 --> 00:12:01,981
We, uh, we brought you
this biodynamic
284
00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:04,461
sparkling Lambrusco
to apologize.
285
00:12:04,592 --> 00:12:06,682
Oh, well, that makes it
all better.
286
00:12:06,812 --> 00:12:08,423
I'll go get some glasses.
287
00:12:08,552 --> 00:12:10,773
[glass shatters]
288
00:12:10,903 --> 00:12:13,035
Make that plastic cups.[knocking on door]
289
00:12:13,167 --> 00:12:14,951
Ooh, excuse me. Sorry.
290
00:12:16,038 --> 00:12:17,911
Oh, hey, come on in, guys.
291
00:12:18,041 --> 00:12:21,043
Hey, we're just taking
Calvin's new jacket
292
00:12:21,174 --> 00:12:22,741
out for a test-drive.
293
00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:25,352
See? That wasn't so bad.
294
00:12:25,482 --> 00:12:27,528
Not so bad?
295
00:12:27,658 --> 00:12:29,052
Those pigeons on the
power line were trying
296
00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:31,489
to go all Call of Duty
on me.
297
00:12:31,620 --> 00:12:32,794
No pun intended.
298
00:12:34,491 --> 00:12:36,145
DAVE:
Uh, Josh, Daisy,
299
00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:37,799
these are our dearest friends,
Calvin and Tina Butler.
300
00:12:37,931 --> 00:12:39,366
Hey, so nice
to meet you.
301
00:12:40,846 --> 00:12:42,892
[mechanical blipping]
302
00:12:48,592 --> 00:12:50,334
[alarm blaring]
303
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:54,033
Josh Wasser. How you doing?
304
00:12:54,163 --> 00:12:55,426
Calvin Butler.
305
00:12:55,557 --> 00:12:57,254
Oh! [chuckles]
306
00:12:57,384 --> 00:12:59,691
No reason to do all that.
You know what I mean? My man.
307
00:13:02,432 --> 00:13:03,652
Hey!
308
00:13:03,783 --> 00:13:05,784
I'm so glad you guys are here.
309
00:13:05,914 --> 00:13:08,700
[screaming]Whoa, careful, careful!
310
00:13:08,831 --> 00:13:09,701
Okay, all right.Oh, God.
311
00:13:11,485 --> 00:13:12,529
What the hell?
312
00:13:12,660 --> 00:13:14,489
It's fruit punch.
313
00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:17,753
Say hello to my little friend.
314
00:13:19,450 --> 00:13:21,495
Thatcher,
315
00:13:21,625 --> 00:13:23,279
are we making
good decisions right now?
316
00:13:24,716 --> 00:13:26,717
[alarm blaring]
317
00:13:26,849 --> 00:13:29,111
Okay, that's it.
I'm out of here.
318
00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:30,765
There's a little white girl
out of control.
319
00:13:30,897 --> 00:13:32,636
I'm gonna take my chances
with the pigeons.
320
00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:34,813
[dramatic music playing]
321
00:13:44,735 --> 00:13:47,260
[distorted]:
I got you!
322
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:50,480
[thuds]
323
00:13:50,611 --> 00:13:52,134
Yes.
324
00:13:56,312 --> 00:13:58,272
Ooh.
325
00:13:58,402 --> 00:14:00,577
[grunting]
326
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:03,494
Hey, thank you
for doing that for me.
327
00:14:03,625 --> 00:14:04,931
I did it
for the jacket.
328
00:14:07,716 --> 00:14:09,326
Now, where is she?
329
00:14:09,456 --> 00:14:11,633
'Cause I ain't afraid
to fight no fifth grader.
330
00:14:11,763 --> 00:14:13,417
Uh...
331
00:14:13,548 --> 00:14:16,028
That is just not the way
we deal with our daughter.
332
00:14:16,158 --> 00:14:18,682
See, stains will come out,
but psychic trauma,
333
00:14:18,813 --> 00:14:20,554
that lasts forever.
334
00:14:20,684 --> 00:14:23,514
Right.
335
00:14:23,644 --> 00:14:24,951
That little girl
336
00:14:25,081 --> 00:14:27,649
needs some good old-fashioned
Black parenting.
337
00:14:27,778 --> 00:14:30,826
Say the word and me and Tina'll
sneak through the back door.
338
00:14:32,740 --> 00:14:35,264
All I need
is five minutes.
339
00:14:39,399 --> 00:14:41,489
Oh,
340
00:14:41,619 --> 00:14:43,838
so you up in here
making a sandwich?
341
00:14:43,970 --> 00:14:45,580
Looks like it.
342
00:14:47,842 --> 00:14:50,279
Well, so am I.
343
00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:55,850
[clears throat]
Pass me the mayo.
344
00:14:58,679 --> 00:15:00,899
[squishing]
345
00:15:03,379 --> 00:15:04,729
We all out.
346
00:15:08,515 --> 00:15:10,038
So, it's gonna
be like that, huh?
347
00:15:10,169 --> 00:15:12,736
[chuckles] Oh, yeah.
It's like that.
348
00:15:12,868 --> 00:15:14,565
[gags]
349
00:15:14,696 --> 00:15:17,394
Ah! Ah!
350
00:15:17,524 --> 00:15:20,267
I ruined my own sandwich
out of spite.
351
00:15:20,397 --> 00:15:22,442
Look, Marty,
this is stupid, man.
352
00:15:22,572 --> 00:15:24,052
What are we fighting for?
353
00:15:24,183 --> 00:15:27,230
Because you clearly don't like
spending time with me.
354
00:15:29,537 --> 00:15:32,192
I do like spending time
with you.
355
00:15:32,322 --> 00:15:35,020
I just don't like spending
all my time with you.
356
00:15:35,150 --> 00:15:37,544
You know, we're brothers,
we're roommates,
357
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:38,763
we ride
to work together.
358
00:15:38,894 --> 00:15:41,027
That's a lot.
359
00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:42,767
Well, why didn't you just say
you needed space?
360
00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,943
Know what, you right.
361
00:15:45,073 --> 00:15:47,033
I should have,
and I'm sorry.
362
00:15:48,686 --> 00:15:50,384
I'm sorry, too.
363
00:15:50,514 --> 00:15:51,994
All right.
364
00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,259
Dave, this isn't
gonna work.
365
00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:59,870
I want parent friends, too,
but not these parent friends.
366
00:16:00,001 --> 00:16:02,787
Let's just tell them,
"Josh, Daisy.
367
00:16:02,918 --> 00:16:04,398
"You're terrible parents,
368
00:16:04,528 --> 00:16:06,355
and your daughter is gonna
grow up to become the Joker."
369
00:16:07,879 --> 00:16:09,403
Knock, knock.
370
00:16:11,100 --> 00:16:12,535
Guys, while you
were in here,
371
00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:15,495
we were out there
doing a tandem meditation.
372
00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:17,366
[groans]
373
00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,934
And, um, we were both
picking up
374
00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:22,677
on some pretty
negative harmonics.
375
00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,461
Yeah, well,
we were in here
376
00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:28,116
picking up after your daughter's
trail of destruction.
377
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:33,600
Okay, okay, uh, well, clearly,
we're struggling here.
378
00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:35,254
Uh, we just
379
00:16:35,384 --> 00:16:37,256
have very different
parenting styles. [sighs]
380
00:16:37,386 --> 00:16:40,607
Yes, we're picking up
on that, too,
381
00:16:40,738 --> 00:16:43,219
and we're happy to share
some parenting tips with you.
382
00:16:45,004 --> 00:16:46,614
Wait, what?
383
00:16:46,744 --> 00:16:48,094
DAVE:
Uh, you know what?
384
00:16:48,224 --> 00:16:50,443
Guys... [chuckles]
Call us old-fashioned,
385
00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:53,316
but we are firm believers
in, I d--
386
00:16:53,447 --> 00:16:55,884
the traditional
parent-child dynamic.
387
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,885
Oh...
388
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,453
That is so adorably
Judeo-Christian of you.
389
00:17:00,583 --> 00:17:03,239
Okay, um...
390
00:17:03,370 --> 00:17:04,761
You know,
before things get personal,
391
00:17:04,893 --> 00:17:06,460
why don't we,
why don't we just be adults,
392
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,722
put a pin in the parenting
conversation, and go enjoy
393
00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,768
the very nice bottle of wine
that you guys brought over.
394
00:17:12,509 --> 00:17:15,556
All right.
395
00:17:15,685 --> 00:17:16,991
See that?
396
00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,776
It was good that you
married a mediator.
397
00:17:18,906 --> 00:17:19,951
Your mother
was wrong.
398
00:17:23,606 --> 00:17:25,695
[gasps]Oh, my. You have
got to be kidding me.
399
00:17:25,826 --> 00:17:26,609
No!
[paint spraying]
400
00:17:26,740 --> 00:17:28,089
No. No way.
401
00:17:28,221 --> 00:17:29,830
That's your face
right now, Gemma.
402
00:17:29,961 --> 00:17:31,788
Venmo's on its way.
403
00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:33,964
Thatcher,
404
00:17:34,096 --> 00:17:36,229
I know we practice
our street art at home,
405
00:17:36,358 --> 00:17:38,448
but Dave and Gemma
might not like it.
406
00:17:38,578 --> 00:17:39,753
We don't. Get out.
407
00:17:39,884 --> 00:17:41,756
Hey, uh,
408
00:17:41,885 --> 00:17:44,063
Josh, Daisy,
this is over.
409
00:17:44,192 --> 00:17:45,541
Well, that breaks
our hearts.
410
00:17:45,673 --> 00:17:48,240
Well, Thatcher broke
our house. Bye.
411
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,634
But I want to sign my work.
412
00:17:50,765 --> 00:17:52,288
Okay, you know what?
413
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:53,942
How about this?
"Xoxo, you little brat."
414
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,203
Now, get out of here.
415
00:17:58,076 --> 00:17:59,686
Thank God
416
00:17:59,817 --> 00:18:01,123
I'm not her dad.
417
00:18:02,993 --> 00:18:05,648
Man, that girl was a lot.
418
00:18:05,779 --> 00:18:06,867
You did the right thing, Dave.
419
00:18:09,871 --> 00:18:11,873
Oh.
420
00:18:12,002 --> 00:18:13,656
I know.
421
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,269
My room. No iPad.
422
00:18:18,662 --> 00:18:20,185
CALVIN:
I've made my final decision.
423
00:18:20,316 --> 00:18:22,665
This jacket
is driving me crazy,
424
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:24,058
so I'm taking it back.
425
00:18:24,190 --> 00:18:25,756
Calvin, you're overreacting.
426
00:18:25,886 --> 00:18:27,888
Am I?
427
00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:30,586
I mean, you had to go
all Secret Service
428
00:18:30,718 --> 00:18:33,373
just to protect me from
little baby Scarface over there.
429
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:38,203
Clearly, I shouldn't have
such an expensive jacket.
430
00:18:38,334 --> 00:18:40,554
You know who you
remind me of right now?
431
00:18:40,683 --> 00:18:42,817
My mother.
432
00:18:42,947 --> 00:18:44,644
Okay, now you're
just being mean.
433
00:18:46,733 --> 00:18:49,692
She saved up for years
to buy this china set,
434
00:18:49,824 --> 00:18:53,000
and when she finally got it,
she was so afraid it would break
435
00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,221
she never took it
out of the box.
436
00:18:55,351 --> 00:18:56,961
And you know
how this story ends.
437
00:18:57,092 --> 00:18:59,355
Yes. The china was safe
438
00:18:59,486 --> 00:19:01,356
and preserved
for future generations.
439
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:05,361
Yes, Calvin,
but she also died
440
00:19:05,491 --> 00:19:07,580
before she got a chance
to ever use it.
441
00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,147
Mm.
442
00:19:09,278 --> 00:19:11,061
Yeah, that's a shame.
443
00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,630
Your mother deserved
to enjoy nice things.
444
00:19:13,760 --> 00:19:15,719
And so do you.
445
00:19:15,849 --> 00:19:17,852
[chuckles]
446
00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:20,159
You know what? You're right.
447
00:19:20,288 --> 00:19:22,769
Give me that jacket.
Okay.
448
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:26,164
You know, this neighborhood
deserves nice things, too,
449
00:19:26,295 --> 00:19:28,210
like seeing me in this jacket.
450
00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:32,692
I mean, I do
look good, don't I?
451
00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:33,693
[whoops]
452
00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,565
Well, come on.
453
00:19:35,695 --> 00:19:37,306
Let's go give them
something to talk about.
454
00:19:37,436 --> 00:19:39,394
Ooh, are we going
someplace special?
455
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,570
Yes.
456
00:19:41,701 --> 00:19:43,790
I'm taking my favorite girl
out for ice cream.
457
00:19:43,921 --> 00:19:46,271
Ooh, yes.I-In a cup, not a cone.
458
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,795
Okay.
B-Baby steps.
459
00:19:53,713 --> 00:19:55,672
I mean, my man.
460
00:19:55,802 --> 00:19:59,067
First, you splurge
on a new jacket,
461
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,375
then you get two scoops
of ice cream with sprinkles.
462
00:20:02,505 --> 00:20:04,289
[chuckles]
463
00:20:04,420 --> 00:20:05,942
YOLO, Tina.
464
00:20:06,074 --> 00:20:08,816
You know? I got to say,
465
00:20:08,945 --> 00:20:10,557
it feels kind of good
466
00:20:10,686 --> 00:20:13,820
splurging on things
you don't necessarily need.
467
00:20:13,951 --> 00:20:16,258
I might have a little Diddy
in me after all.
468
00:20:16,388 --> 00:20:17,780
You know.Uh-oh. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.
469
00:20:17,912 --> 00:20:19,521
Get it, get it, baby.
Get it.
470
00:20:19,653 --> 00:20:20,609
[knocking on door]Take that, take that.
471
00:20:20,740 --> 00:20:24,744
[chuckles]
472
00:20:24,875 --> 00:20:27,269
We have a surprise
for you, Calvin.
473
00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:36,451
I went and got the same jacket.
474
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,324
Jacket twins.
475
00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:42,022
Wow.Okay, I see you walking.
476
00:20:42,153 --> 00:20:43,459
That's right.CALVIN: Walk it out, baby.
477
00:20:43,589 --> 00:20:45,026
Okay. Walk it.Get it, Dave.
478
00:20:45,155 --> 00:20:47,028
And two and three,
and walk it out. All right.
479
00:20:47,157 --> 00:20:49,987
Walk it out. Walk it out.
480
00:20:55,557 --> 00:20:58,431
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