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- Previously, on
"below deck med"...

- Wait, time out.
- I checked, sweetheart.

- Don't call me "sweetheart."

- there's that degree
you paid for.

- Oo-eee!

- I don't think
there's anything on this boat

I asked for I didn't get.

- Thank you.
Thank you so much.

Malia, I'm so proud of you.

- Thanks.
- It's like night and day.

- Have you ever dated
an italian woman?

- No.
- No?

- Can I, please?
- [laughs]

- rob?
- Yeah.

- Jessica.
- Jess is extremely attractive.

- You're quite good-looking
in photos.

If we had babies,
they would have blue eyes.

- Two over-easy.

- Hm?

- I never got told that
I was gonna get up at 6:30

and I'm going to bed at 10:30.

- Oh, okay. I just told you.
- Okay.

- I don't have time to argue.

- You don't have time to say
"okay" to your chief stew?

- No.

I am being treated
as if I'm the third stew.

- With lara, I wanna see
you turn it around.

- If you don't mind?
- Lady...

- If you don't mind.
- ...Don't touch me.

- If you don't mind.

Get your sh--
together and be nice.

- You know what?
You're disgusting.

- Bye, hannah.

- Sorry, I'm gonna need you.

- Right now?

- Yeah, it's bad.

So, I've asksk lara what
I've said to invoke

this sort of reaction,

and she said I've been horrible
the whole charter.

She said...
- Lara, speak.

- Do you think it is
a nice thing

to tell people like that,
captain sandy?

- I don't know what transpired,
but I do know hannah.

And I know how she works,

and I think that
hannah's your boss, okay?

Hannah's gonna
tell you what to do.

We all have the
same common goal.

Like for me, with hannah,
we went through our stuff.

- Oh, really, as well?
[laughs]

- see, that's not necessary...
- Sorry.

- See, that's the thing.
- Sorry, it's just natural.

- Stop talking.
- Sorry.

- I'm mad now.

Hannah's your superior.

If you are willing
to reset with hannah...

- Okay.
- ...Then you will let it go.

You don't have
to respect hannah.

You have to respect
her position.

But when you laugh,
and when you take light of it

in your sarcasm,
that's not gonna work for me.

- So can I just ask
you one thing?

If you're not gonna work,
I need to know now.

- So if you don't mind,
just to be normal person,

and we can collaborate.
Do you want to...

- And that's all I'm saying...
- ...Apologize to me?

- Well, apologies
for feeling frustrated.

- I really apologize.

I shouldn't have spoken
to you like that.

What do you think, hannah?

- We'll try and start afresh.

- I'll do that just for you...
- Thank you.

- ...Captain sandy.

I have a lot of respect
for you, so...

- Leave the sarcasm
in the cabin, okay?

That's my advice.

You guys good?

- Thanks, sandy.
- Thank you.

I'm just seeing
the glimpse of lara now.

Her energy is
a [bleep]-you energy.

- Ugh.
- Okay.

- All right, guys,
just go as far as

you guys think you
can get, sound good?

- Yeah, all right.

- Gotcha, dawg.
- Thank you.

- Hey, pete, you want me
to start doing the decks?

You just rinse, and no soap?
- Units do both.

- Do you have siblings?

- A sister, yeah.

- Younger, older?
- Older.

- My stepdad was a hunter;
also a cop.

So we had 42 dogs.

- Okay.

- Lara, do you mind if I
just leave this with you?

- Yeah.
- This is for this afternoon.

- Okay.
- We're gonna try and...

- No problem.

- ...Smash it out,
so we can have a bit of a break

before we head out.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- Oh [bleep].

[ laughing ]

- I don't know.

- It looks like I gotta go all
the way in on lana.

- Dude, you have to.

And then when you fail,
the nice guy will come in.

- I'm gonna be getting
with lana real soon.

My sexy italian.

- We're gonna work as
a team, all right?

- Dude, I want lana.

- So you've done all the cabins?
- Did all four cabins.

Do you need help
with anything else?

- No, you're off.

- Can I lay out if I'm off?
- Yeah.

- Deck, deck, malia.
You guys are off for the night.

Thank you guys.

- Yes, I need some vitamin d.

- Whoa.

Sun's out, tits up.

- Based on the stereotype that
you can't be smart and pretty...

I forgot the second
half of that.

[ laughs ]

- sh--.
- Hallelujah.

- For [bleep]'s sake, you're
giving people heart attacks.

- She's a rocket.
- Kiko, hannah, malia,

meet me in the crew mess for
our preference sheet meeting.

- Interior, interior, do you
guys need help with anything?

- A mojito on the sun
deck, please?

- Yeah, not happening.

[ chuckling ]

- so our primary is
roy orbison, jr.,

music business mogul
and son of

rock and roll legend
roy orbison.

He and his wife, considered
to be one of sweden's

most successful
power couples.

Asa is a stay-at-home
mother to their two boys.

So malia, bo and roy iii
can't swim,

so make sure that
your deck team is on it.

- We have some kids' inflatable,
like, little armbands.

- Okay.

- Put those on.
- Unit.

- Their nanny agnes will help
take care of the boys.

- I would never have
a nanny that hot.

- Also joining on their
charter will be gloria,

a long-time family friend,

and roy's best friend, ulf, from
award-winning band ace of base.

- Ace of base!

- It's a very musical charter.

- I think they're super cool
because they are swedish.

They are very
important musicians.

I play guitar as well,
and music is one of my passions.

So now I'm just walking
on stars, you know?

- They want some
mallorcan music,

and then a picnic
by the palma cathedral.

- I'm excited about
the children,

I'm excited about him,
because of his father;

I grew up with the music.

Thank you.
- Thank you.

- I'm looking forward to it.

- What are you reading?

- "the secret history."

"a group of clever,
eccentric misfits

"go beyond the boundaries
of normal morality,

they slip into evil."

- far out.

Sounds like a good book.

Seeing her read adds
to the attraction.

Like, absorbing knowledge,
you know?

Like, it's more than
just a surface thing.

- I don't usually read fiction.

- And seeing her in a bikini
is ----ing delicious.

Hm.

I'll see you in a bit.
I'm gonna go have a stoke.

- Ciao.

[ phone ringing ]

- hey, baby, how are you?

I'm so tired.

See what happens with this
second stew situation.

I just wonder whether, like,

this is really what I wanna
be spending my time on.

Thanks, baby. I will.

You too. Bye.

- Sh--, sometimes seven days.

- You find the time?

- Oh, I make the time.

I'll show you
a bunch of pictures.

That's after a workout.

- That's good.
All these muscles, boom.

Oh, my god.

I'm definitely attracted to him.

Oh my god.

- But I get a big pump.
I get, like, a crazy pump.

- Show me. Oh!

- That's my dad.

- What's... What's
with your dad?

- He just got diagnosed
with cancer.

The doctor gave him,
like, six months to a year.

- Okay.

- I moved home to
help take care of my dad,

and that's not been easy.

Just so you young.
Like, you know what I mean?

- Yeah.
- It's like what the [bleep]?

I wouldn't be where I'm at
or who I am

or the man that I am today
without him, for sure.

I wouldn't know boats.

- Well, I'm sorry to hear.

- Yeah.

It's hard seeing somebody
you love so much so sick.

- This is depressing.

Let's change the subject.

- Let's get dressed.

[bleep]

- make a plain t-shirt
look fresh... That's hard.

- Hi.

- You look good.

- Woo.
- Oh sh--.

- Mm.

- I'm gonna be doing
this all night.

- Let's have a night, guys.

- Oh, alex.

- Come, boo, come.

- Let's have a
----ing great night.

- I'm definitely gonna need
lara next to me tonight.

- Ah!

- Thirty-five minutes
until pete's

completely unbuttoned
on the dance floor.

- I know, he's totally
an unbuttoned.

- Yo, what's up?

- Ooh... Ahh!

- Oh, look how pretty that is.
- Beautiful!

- Can we order some wine?

- Yeah.
- Yes?

- Two bottles of sauv blanc.

- May I get the mushrooms
and the potato omelet ?

- Okay, serrano ham?

- May I have the stuffed olives,

chorizo, the baked aubergine,
and the meatballs.

- See, that's an order,
right there.

- Would you mind if I get a bit
of a larger glass than that?

- Charter one down.
- Charter one.

- That's it.

- Yeah.
- That's it.

- To getting sh-- done.
[ whistling ]

- it's crazy, like, we never
worked for a woman captain or,

like, even, like, a bosun.

It's like, we love it.
Like, it's refreshing, honestly.

- One of my biggest inspirations
when I was a child

was working for
the domino's franchise owner,

because she was a female.

She owned seven stores
in my town,

and seeing a woman
in a successful position

like that just inspired me to,
like, wanna kill the game.

Because if she can do it,
I mean, you know what I mean?

- Wait... What?

- Lara?
- Coming up...

Ugh.

[bleep]

I can't find her.

Lara, lara, hannah.

What the [bleep] is going on?

- Times are a'changing.
- [bleep] yeah, it is.

- Hanging out with you.

- Yeah?
- If I'm lucky.

- Let's roll.

- Oh, thanks... Yes!

- Is it too hard?

- Oh, it's actually fine... Oh.

- Oh, look how pretty that is.

- She's like, that one would
be so much better for photos.

- That would be great for
a selfie photo shoot.

- I'm like, wow, this
architecture's amazing.

[ laughing ]

- time to dance!

- Come tonight, man.

- And tomorrow we are ----ed.

[ club music ]

- hey!

- One for you, yeah.

- Hey!
- Woo!

- To my new girlfriend.

[ laughs ]

[ laughing ]

- nearly one year.

- Oh, one year?
- Yeah.

- Yeah.

- Yeah?

I'm currently in a relationship

she's a yachtie as well.

But we just let things
go with the flow.

- Are you talking about
you breaking down?

- Yeah.

- Yeah. I think it's amazing.

- Well, when captain
sandy says that...

- ...Sh-- to you,
I was like, oh, my god.

- You are killing it,
and I'm proud of you.

- Thanks.

- You guys have to realize,

like, the first time
I met captain sandy...

- Yeah?
- ...I was a green deckhand.

- I want you to go
back out there,

and I want you to practice going
in and out of reverse, okay?

- And now I'm her bosun.

- Big cheers to that.

- Sweet pete found a treat.

Yeah?

- I'm gotta piss so bad.

- I gotta piss, too.
I'm pissing.

I'm going to piss.
- You guys are taking the piss.

- It's been a pleasure
already to meet you, and...

- Yeah.

- Hannah is rude.

She thinks that she can
talk about me,

and me just being,
like, two meters away.

- Yeah.

You've got it already?

- She sees another--
- you wanna go?

- Let's go.

- Downstairs, downstairs.

- Woo!

- Hey!

- He's an animal, I love it.

- I'm having a good time
with rob.

I enjoy our conversations,
and his company, and his energy.

And his attention.

He's cute.

- Ah!

- You guys ready?

- Hey.
- How you going?

- I talked to her.

- I know.

- What do you think?
- About what?

- The boat.

- We've got a solid team.

We've got a lot of people,
like, that are there for us.

Everybody believes in the team.

We gotta get her in the game.

She's riding the pine
on the bench right now,

and she's getting splinters.

We have all these great chains,

and she's connected to my link,
and she's the weakest link.

And here I am, the last chain
holding on all the way to her,

because everybody else is
kinda flowing away, you know?

Let's get that chain
locked up, you know?

There's no "I" in "team,"

there's no,
you know, whatever...

You know the drill.

- I made it really clear, like,
if my deck crew had said to me

the things that
she had said to you,

I would never put up with it.

So we will see.

- I think everything's gonna
work out great, you know?

- Let's go.

We're gonna head back
to the boat.

- Perfect.
We're out, we're out, we're out.

Go, go, go, everybody out.
- Let's go.

- I go with you, I go with pete.
- Come on.

[ shouting ]
- hey!

- Yeah, lara's a bitch.
- Lara's a bitch!

Who wants to throw her
off right now?

- Throw her out, throw her out,
throw her out.

- My god.

- Okay.

- Dude, I gotta pee so bad.

- Go, bra.

- 10:00 a.M., or 9:00?

- 10:00 a.M.

- Like to give lara,
like, a good-night hug.

- Hold on.

Hold on, hold on. Wait.
- Oh... Oh sh--. Oh, [bleep]

- lara, what the [bleep]?

It wasn't even gonna be sex.

It was gonna be we were
gonna make love, seriously.

But it's cool, whatever.
It's gonna happen.

- I'm struggling with lara.

I can't not put up with it,
because sandy won't fire her.

- Well, she's gonna have
to if it stays like that.

- You've gotta keep
me sane, girl.

Make sure I don't ----ing
smack someone.

[ alarm beeping ]

- good morning.
- Good morning, my darling.

- We got a ----ing
boat to wash, my bra.

- Morning, chef.
- Good morning, my captain.

- I need a booster seat
and a crib.

Then we also want two musicians.

- No problem.

- Thank you so much
for your help.

- Hey.

Alex, where's he at?

[ clearing throat ]

- dropping the kids
off at school.

- Oh, my god.

[ toilet flushing ]

- dude, don't walk downstairs
for at least five, 10 minutes.

- Ugh.

All right, guys, good morning.
- Good morning.

- When I want you
on deck at 10:00,

I want you on deck at 10:00,
ready to go.

Okay.

We have pick-up a noon,

so ideally, I would try to hit
stainless and stuff, so.

- Got it.

- All right, guys, thank you.

- I'm gonna get the left stripe,
you're gonna get the right.

One, two...

- Morning.

How are we?

- Good, how are you?

- I'm good.

Where's lara?

- What do you mean,
you don't know?

- I don't know, I just saw
come up, I thought

maybe you guys were talking.

- I haven't seen her.

[ clearing throat ]

[bleep]

- lara, lara, hannah.

- Rob, miley cyrus
or taylor swift?

- Miley cyrus.

- Yes... She frightens me,
and I love it.

- Lara?

[bleep]
ugh.

- Jlo or beyoncé?

- Dude, they're both
sensual women.

[bleep] that's a hard question.
Beyoncé.

- Mm-hmm, I'm into it.

- Have you seen lara?

- No.

- Oh, my god.

Lara, lara, hannah.

- Batman or superman?

- Batman.

- Mm.
- I can't find her.

- All crew, all crew, we have a
charter, and it starts at noon.

- Ugh!

- Is everybody up?

- Captain sandy,
captain sandy, lara.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- All crew, we have a charter,
and it starts at noon.

- Ugh!

- Is everybody up?

- Um...

- Captain sandy,
captain sandy, lara.

- What the [bleep] is going on?

- Do you mind meeting me
on the dock?

- Sure, I'll be right out.

Keep working.

Can you come here?

Good morning.
- Good morning to you.

- She's probably like,
"hannah is the meanest chief

stew in the whole, wide world."

- I'm not... I'm not feeling
comfortable anymore.

I would like to leave.

So thanks for everything.

You will find someone else.

- I don't know what
happened by the time

you talked to me till now.

Something must have...
- Yeah, it's just not working.

- So that whole reset...
- I hope you can understand...

- ...Start, like,
yesterday, was that...

- Yeah.
- ...For real, or not?

Or did you...
- Yeah, it was for real.

- Okay.
- It just...

It's just not working for me.

- Okay. Stay here,
I'll bring your stuff.

- Thank you so much.

- I'm not trying
to convince her to stay,

because of her attitude.
Plus, she's quitting.

Why would I want someone
to stay who wants to quit?

She's leaving.
- What the [bleep]?

- Did she say what...
- She doesn't wanna talk.

- I'm not a quitter,
especially before a charter.

But sometimes in life you have
to choose between your happiness

and a job, so I choose
my own happiness.

- I feel like I lost out.
I just wanna see her right now.

- All crew, all crew,
meet me in the galley.

- Copy for deck.

- Hey, cheffy.
- How's it going?

- Everybody...
Okay, so lara left.

This is yachting.

Some people are cut
for this business,

and some people are not.

Pete, go into lara's cabin
and pack all her stuff.

- Yeah.

- All right,
now we're down a person.

We've got a charter
that starts at noon.

- Woo-hoo.
- Got it.

- We got it!
- Woo-hoo!

[ whistling ]
- let's go.

- Okay, here,
why don't you pack it?

I'll grab her stuff.
- You go... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- With her leaving,

- damn, I'm so ----ing bummed.

- It's okay, petey.

- [ sighs ]

- maybe we'll get someone
that's cute and nice.

I think that's all her stuff.

- All right.

- Take it to her. Okay.

- Thank you, pete.

It's nice meeting you, okay?

- Can I give you a hug goodbye?
- Yes, bye.

- Bye.

- Yeah. Contact me.

Thank you so much.
- Bye.

- Bye.

Maybe I will do long-distance,
I don't know.

Actually, that's not true...

I'm never gonna
do long-distance.

Never.

I don't know why I said that.

- I told her I dropped my card
in her bag, and I said...

She said, "I'll contact you."

- well, she's gone now.
- Ugh.

- It's done.
We need you there, bro.

- I'm so ----ing
glad she's gone.

- I mean, I'm a little nervous.

Team effort is so much
easier than someone

that's like,
"that's not my job."

- yeah.

Having lara leaving is kind
of like taking ecstasy.

You have a really high high, but
the comedown's going to be bad.

- I just wanna sleep for a week.

- All right.

- You wanna start
just uncovering?

- Yeah, you guys wanna
start uncovering?

- Yeah, sweet.
- Does that sound good, guys?

- Yeah, that's perfect,
thank you.

[ sniffling ]

- hey, you done with that?
I'll put that away.

- I got it.

- Oh, my god,
you knew her for 12 hours.

[ laughs ] like, you don't
even know her last name.

- Sorry, bro.

[ sniffling ]

- ooh-la-la-la-la, let's go.

- The other way, silly.
- Okay.

- All crew, all crew,
provisioning's here.

- Copy.

- Thank you.
- All right.

- Baby, baby.
- Baby, baby.

- Hey, it's captain sandy.

I'm in a jam,
and I need a second stew.

- Kiko? Freezer.

- So will you just text me their
resumes, or email them to me?

- Ooh!

- Thank you so much. Bye.

- Beautiful.

- All crew, all crew, does
anyone know how to build a crib?

Please come down and help
dumb and dumber down here.

- I'm on the way.
- I'll take a look.

Pete's on his way,
because he's a dad.

- What... What are you gonna do?
- He's a dad?

Yeah...

[ laughing ]
- shut up!

What?

- You're a dad?

Started when I was 18.

- All crew, all crew, get ready
to meet the guests on the dock.

- Copy that.
- Copy that.

- The guest cabins are ready.

- Would she really take just one
of my shoes to [bleep] with...

Oh.

All right, let's not blame
it all on her.

- All crew, all crew, guests are
arriving, guests are arriving.

- Copy that, on our way.
- [bleep].

- Coming up...

- Got a 2:30 lunch,
which is in five minutes.

- We need about a half an hour
to get the slide packed in.

- Half an hour?
It's gonna take more than...

- [bleep]

- all this boating gets
in the laundry.

- [bleep] off, man.
- This is terrible.

- All crew, all crew, guests are
arriving, guests are arriving.

- Copy that, on our way.

- I think it's that boat, too.

Let's do it.

- Welcome!

Look at that guitar
on your back.

- Hi!
- Hi.

- Hi.
- Hannah.

- Hey, hannah.
- Hi, how are you?

- Nice to meet you.

- Welcome aboard, buddy.
- Hello.

- Hello, boy.
- I'm jessica.

- Asa.

- Welcome aboard, we're
really happy to have you.

And when we board,
hannah's gonna show you around.

- Yeah.

- Once your luggage is loaded,

we're gonna depart for
our first anchorage.

- Okay, guys, come on board.

Pop your shoes off, and then
we can go and have a walk.

- Oh, yeah.
- I can give him a hand at that.

- Why are we gonna
take off my shoes?

- Because it's a yacht, so then
we don't have to make it dirty.

Okay, guys, follow me.
- Yeah.

- Wow, it's beautiful.

- So this is the vip cabin.
- Wow.

- Yeah.
- Wow.

- This is the master.
It's big, hey?

- And this is my favorite area.

- Yeah!
- Lots of room to lounge around.

- Oh, it's a waterfall!
- This is your swimming pool.

- Swimming pool.
- Yeah!

[ motor whirring ]

- all lines, boys, all lines.

- Pull yours in fast.
- Pull it in, pull it in.

Captain, captain, your stern's
all clear, all clear.

- Okay, thanks.

- Maybe lunch around
2:00 to 2:30?

- Yeah, yeah.
- And then we'll do a snack now.

- Yeah.

- Lines prepped, forward engine,
going forward.

- Boat's starting,
a little romantic time.

- Cap, you are three feet
off your port side,

a little thrust to starboard.

- Malia, let me know when
it's clear to swing.

- Holding three feet port stern,
three feet port stern.

Fifteen feet starboard stern,
15 feet.

Clear to swing, clear to swing.

- Looks a little
rough out there.

[bleep].
- Ah!

- Good job, deck crew.

- There ya go.

I think you'll have a hard time
seeing where we're going.

- Who's driving the boat?

- Here you go.

- Because it's more fun,
let's go.

- Thank you.
- You are welcome.

- Woo!

- Deck crew, when you see
the kids outside,

they must wear their life vests.

- If they're, like, running
around and stuff...

- Yeah.

- ...We have to put their
lifejackets on.

- I agree.
- Yes.

- Ooh.

- Do one of you guys
mind running that for me?

- Yeah.

Between the crew, yeah.
- Yeah.

- We're doing okay.

- This ----ing morning, man.

Like, I just, like...

I put my focus on my food
and my passion.

My love.
- Thank you.

- I'm on deck,
but I'm helping everywhere.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
drop the anchor.

- Copy.

- That's three shackles
at the waterline.

- Okay, great, thanks.

We have some weather coming in,

big swells,
so only launch the slide.

- What kinda weird crap is that?

Look at this thing!

- This is inflated, bru.
This is inflated.

It's doing this because
the wind, it's ----ing...

- This is a big waterslide!

- If you make that
one tighter...

- Like, this is... You know
how it's supposed

to naturally go out?
Even with this, it just bends,

and it's not supposed
to bend like that.

- Malia, malia,
bring the slide in.

Bring the slide in.

- Copy that.

- See, the swells
are getting bigger.

- Bring her in.

Copy, no-go on slide.

I love my job, I love my job,
I love my job.

- Ow!

- Deck crew, I need all hands
on slide.

Five minutes until
we're ready for you.

- Yeah.
- One, two, three.

[ grunting ]

- malia, malia, hannah.

Just so you know, we are doing
lunch before they go swimming.

- Penalty shot... You drink
the whole thing in one go.

- Exactly what I need.

- You're getting the nanny
drunk?

- Copy, where are you
serving lunch?

- On the aft deck.

- What?
[bleep] off, man.

- We need about a half an hour
to get the slide packed in.

- Half an hour?

- Got a 2:30 lunch,
which is in five minutes.

- Copy that.
Deck crew standing by on slide.

- All this boating gets
in the laundry.

- [bleep]

- it's terrible.
- Okay.

- All right, so we could put
the slide in on the aft deck,

because we're gonna leave.

- So we're heading out
right after lunch?

- Yeah.
- Okay.

- It's too rough.
- Tie it off here.

- Deck crew, deck crew, leave
it on the aft deck, please.

- Yes.
- For [bleep]'s sake.

It's already in
the water, malia.

- I've asked you
to do something.

There's a reason.

- And then what
about the silver?

- All right, guys...

- The chairs are supposed
to move, too.

- This is ridiculous.

- We're coming this way,
yeah, right?

- No, because they're,
like, gonna serve in, like...

- Yeah.
- ...Five minutes.

Lay it like that.
Okay.

I don't have to explain myself.

If I ask you
to do something, do it.

- What a scramble that was.

- That was a [bleep]-up. Man.

- It is what it is.

- Coming up...

[ laughing ]

- the musicians.

- That pisses me off.

- All deck crew to the bridge.
All deck crew to the bridge.

- Oh.

- Mm, mm, mm.

- Kiko, I'm going to seat them.

- All right.
It looks beautiful.

It doesn't look like
there's any problem.

I think this is good weather.

- This is terrible.

- We're ready for you for
lunch whenever you guys are.

- That's great.

- You have not met a mirror you
didn't love, have you?

[ laughs ]

- not many.
- Not many.

- Let's see who can make the
highest thing at stacking.

Oh, no, don't eat that.

[ laughs ]

- I'm just a pretty face.

I need you guys here.

- We're gonna jet ski right
in the middle of palma bay,

right where all the traffic is.

That's the best spot to go,
I've heard.

- Not if you wanna live.

- I'm down, let's do it.

- Okay, thank you very much.
- All the same?

- All the same here.

- Look at this food.

- You know what, this...
- Oh, hey, hey.

- Hi. How...
Oh, that looks delicious.

- The atmosphere also adds
to the eating seafood.

- Yeah... The weather's
moving in,

so I'm gonna haul the anchor.
- Whatever's safest.

- Okay.
- We'll be happy.

- Yeah, try your fish.
- Thank you!

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- Thank you.

- So you have grilled sea bass
with ratatouille and pesto.

- Thank you so much.
- You are welcome.

- Can you read that?

Come stand over there and
see if you can read it.

- No.

[ laughing ]

- good job.

Hanging out with these beautiful
kids, I'm having so much fun.

But it makes me miss
my son a lot.

He's the best thing
in the world.

- Are you okay with him?

- Yeah, 100 percent.

- They're just trying to
get some nanny poonanny,

playing with the kids.

[ neighing ]

- dinner, we're doing
a spanish theme.

- All right.

- Lunch is great.
- This is viking food.

- [ howls ]

- deck crew, deck crew,
considering the conditions,

we're gonna go.

- So we'll have people
on the bow for anchors,

and then people on the tow line.

- I'll go with you and
I'll learn anchors with you.

- Okay.
- You should be asking me,

because he doesn't
know them yet, either.

- Right.

- So if you wanna
learn something,

you need to come to me.

- I'll flick.
- Cool.

- Okay.
- Sweet?

- And I'll watch.
- All right.

- I'm just ready
for the next thing.

- Feeling a bit like
I'm drowning at the moment.

And I'm hoping we get, like,
a really good second stew.

- Okay.

Let's engage,
take the brake off.

Okay, starting
to take up anchor.

- Thank you.

- Off the bottom.

At the waterline.

Okay, bringing it home.

Anchor's home, anchor's home.

- Thank you.
- Thank you so much.

I appreciate you.

- Do you mind walking
these up with me?

- I don't at all.

- The '90s are back in.
- Ah!

- It's a good time for you.
- Yeah.

- I brought you guys
some flying pretzels.

- Yes.

- Nobody's grabbing the ball
with ace of base, you know?

- Ugh.
[bleep]

- do you think six types
of tapas, it's enough?

- I think eight is better.
- Yeah.

- Alex, start prepping
your lines.

- Okay.

- This is my first time
docking in palma.

It's very nerve-wracking,

especially because
the weather's bad.

And pete's, like, a wildcard.

Do it at the base, because
this'll get tension...

- Yeah.

- ...And then they can't
get that off.

You never know what
you're gonna get.

- Starboard quarter
is clear for dock.

Okay to swing.

Port quarter, 25 feet.

Small kick to starboard.

Straight back,
we should line up nicely.

Ten feet to the dock astern.

Lines coming across.

Get ready to take up tension.

Take up tension, guys,
and lock off, lock off.

- Is that good?
- Perfect.

Perfect.
We just need those bow lines on.

- Bow is tight,
tying it off now.

- Deck crew, deck crew,
good job.

- Copy.

- That's a ----ing job, huh?

- Woo!
[ child giggling ]

- how are you?

- Good, how are you?
- Good.

How are the little ones?
- Sleeping.

- Okay.
- ...That would be great, yeah.

- So I'll keep checking on them.
I love kids.

My mum owned a childcare
when I was younger,

so I spent a lot of
my time with kids.

I'm usually
quite good with them.

They like me.

But at the same time,
when I'm down a stewardess...

- What am I doing?

- ...Babysitting the primary's
kids, it's really not ideal.

[bleep] my life.

[ phone ringing ]

- hello?

- Oh, fantastic,
I'll come out now.

Hi, I'm hannah.

We're gonna start dinner
in 15 minutes.

- Oh, that's okay.

I have very bad spanish,
so we're even.

Actually, I might get you
to come down into the crew area

so we can surprise the guests.

- Okay.
- Okay?

Just follow me.

- Ah, okay, follow.

- If you go down here, there's
a couch, and I'll come get you

in, like, 15 minutes.
- Okay.

- Thank you.

- Dinner is in 10 minutes.

- I'm gonna go.
- Awesome.

- Whoa...

- Hello!
- Hello!

- Oh, me, too.

- Hannah, hannah, jess.

Which wine did you
want for dinner?

- The cab sav.

- Tonight I'm making tapas,

because they request
on the preference sheet.

- Very spanish,
what you're doing.

- Yeah. Tapas is just, like,
small portions of everything.

It's no recipes for tapas.
You do whatever you feel.

I can put all
my love there, baby.

- You're here.
- Yeah.

- Willkommen.
- Ah!

Are we getting ready?
- Mm-hmm.

- For a long, long time,
from "pretty woman" on,

we have an orbison song
in the best movie.

Whether it was
"indecent proposal... "

- it's still every year.
- The biggest movies, and...

- This year was "aquaman".
- We had "a star is born"...

- Fantastic.

- ...With lady gaga,
and we have...

- There he is.

- ...The number one play
in the world. Oh! Look at...

- Man of the show.

- Hannah, hannah, jess.
Should I start on the rooms?

- Start with the master.

Okay, I'm gonna start
running plates.

- Yeah.

- Dah, dah, dah, skol!

- Oh!
- It's starting.

- Oh, tapas.

- Mm!

- All right, we're getting
some good stuff.

- Mm-hmm.

[ whistling ]

- perfect.

- Mm... Oh, my god.

- This is, like, a tapas night.

- That's very spanish.

- Try my best
to give spanish food.

- Wow.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you, enjoy!

Bon appétit.

- Let's all grab
a shot of gazpacho.

This is spanish tradition.

- Yeah.
- Mm-hmm.

- Mm!
- Mm-hmm.

- Wow.
- Extra-spicy... Ooh.

- Woo! Done!

- It's very fresh.
- Mm.

- It's very good.

- Garlic shrimp.

- It's very good.
- Mm!

- It melts in your mouth, huh?
- This is magnificent.

[ speaking spanish ]

- you have tequila?

- [bleep] the musicians!

Excuse me... Ooh!

Just forgetting
two human beings.

Apart from that,
everything's good.

- Coming up...

- There's a respect
that comes with a role.

I'm your captain.

If you don't like it,
get off... Leave.

- So what I'm gonna get you
to do is pull for breakfast.

- Okay.

- Ooh, the musicians.

[bleep] excuse me.
Ooh, sh--.

- Wow, we're all alone.
- What is going on?

- Okay, you can come up now.
- Okay.

- I'm so busy,
I need another person.

- Good luck.
- Thanks.

- Break a drumstick.

- I just forgot two whole
grown-ass people on board.

Hi... We've got a little
mid-meal entertainment for you.

- Hey, willkommen!

- To go with your
spanish meal...

- Mm!
- ...Some spanish musicians.

Close call.

- I think it's because of
the bagpipe it sounds irish.

- Woo!

- They sound happy, that's good.

You can knock off now.

- All right.

- We can just go straight off.
Come with me.

- Thank you!

- I think I'm going to bed.

- Well, if you're going to bed,
I'm going to bed.

- Thank you.

- Be quiet, because
they're sleeping down there.

- I know.

- All right, you're down,
my friend.

- See you in the morning.

- What are you still doing up?

- I'm going to sleep right now.

Good work today.
- You too, thank you.

[ alarm beeping ]

let's get this section
done first,

because they're
having breakfast up here.

- Thanks.

Yachting is still a
very male-dominated industry

when it comes to the deck,

and I wish pete could see
what I've had to overcome

to get where I am now, and then
have them call me "sweetie."

[ sighs ]

- oh!
[bleep]

- did you cut yourself?

- No, I just squirted
myself with lemon.

- Ah.

- Mother----er.

- Hi.

- Do you wanna stay
on this boat?

- Malia, I need you
to the bridge.

- Would you like my job?

- No?
Okay, fair enough.

- Have a seat and
eat your sandwich.

You're doing a great job, malia.
- Thank you.

- By the way.
How do you like your deck crew?

- There's a couple
things I'm working on.

Like, I'm not gonna
ask them again

to show up on deck on time.

- Tired?
- ----Ing unit.

- Because you're kind, they
don't know the definitive line.

And I'm like,
I'm not your sweetie.

- Yeah. Yeah.
That pisses me off.

They don't ----ing do that.

Why does it have
to be a struggle?

It's not about gender,
it's just blatant disrespect.

On the vessel I run,
I'm not going to accept it.

It's ridiculous.
- Really.

- Actually, I'm gonna make
that move right now.

All deck crew to the bridge,
all deck crew to the bridge.

- Okay, copy.

- Oh.

- All right, charter one,
I forgive everything.

Charter two is not forgiving.

I know it's hard when you have
a woman as your seniority,

but there's still protocol.

Malia's not your friend.

No "sweetheart,"
no "sweetie," no "dear."

you wouldn't call
a guy sweetheart

or anything like that, right?

I want it to stay professional.

Don't call me sweetheart,
don't call me sweetie.

I'm not your friend,
I'm your captain.

Plus, I ----ing hate that.
- Me, too.

I'm not your sweetie
or your sweetheart.

I'm your bosun.

- If you don't like it,
get off... Leave.

Next on "below deck med"...

- The boys are on
the prowl right now.

- That one in the middle.

[ moaning, kissing ]

- so we're gonna go ahead with
the picnic by the cathedral.

- Yes.
- I need you to set up.

So I need it like...
Don't give me that face, jess.

- Okay.
[ groaning ] ugh.

For [bleep]'s sake.

I am working two people's
jobs right now.

- Kiko, we need it
ready to go now.

- [bleep], it's windy.

- There's the thunder.
There's gonna be rain.

- Let's get packing.

[ glass shattering ]
- [ gasps ] oh!

- Ugh, we are getting blown.

- Wow, she's gonna get
in that little space?

- Wow.

- We've been working to get
a strong second stew.

It just so happens
someone that you've worked with

before is available.

- Hannah, you don't look happy.

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