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I got great news, babe.
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Okay, stir this.
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I said stir it, not stare at it.
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Um...
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as I was saying,
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I just booked our first client
for our new
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custom car wrapping division.
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Ooh! My baby's a mogul.
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Oh, I can see it now.
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See what?
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That Hermès Birkin bag
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you're gonna buy me
when you blow up.
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If I buy a bag for 20K,
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it better come with 40K in it.
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Okay, now I need you
to start lining.
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Now, Tina, are you sure that you
can handle working at the shop
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with Tina-licious Cakes
starting to take off?
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I mean, I can always
hire another manager.
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Oh, of course I can, baby.
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I am a multitasking
goddess.
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Don't worry, baby.
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I can handle it all.
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Mmm. Mm-mm! Mm-mm!
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What was I saying?
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Nothing important.
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All right, let me get back
to being a mogul.
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Um...
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Uh, babe? Yeah, babe?
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Um... Never mind.
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Have a great day, sweet cheeks.
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♪ Welcome to the block,
welcome to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Welcome to the hood.
*THE NEIGHBORHOOD*
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Season 04 Episode 08
Aired on: November 29, 2021.
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Episode Title:
"Welcome to the Family Business"
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Can I do unicorn cupcakes?
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Oh, for five dollars a pop,
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I'll hop on a unicorn
and deliver them myself.
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Okay, all right,
thanks for calling.
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Where are you gonna
find a unicorn?
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Well, with that head full of
hair of yours, I'm gonna slap
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this cone on your head and ride
your ass over there, come on!
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Giddy up!
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Wow, Tina, your business is
really taking off.
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I want to be you when I grow up.
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Ooh, and I just booked
another car wrap
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for the auto shop. Boom!
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Oh. Hey, what's
cooking, good lookings?
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Hey, hon! Tina had
so many bakery orders,
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she ran out of space
in her kitchen.
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You know, well,
I'd love to help,
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but, uh, I'm busy
with youth baseball.
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You're looking at
the new assistant
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to the assistant coach
of the Pasadena Dodgers.
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Doesn't that just
make you a team dad?
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Uh, does a team dad wear a cup?
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I don't know
how to answer that.
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You know, Tina,
you're really taking on a lot.
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Um, Gemma,
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you dare doubt
a woman whose cupcakes
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taste like manna from heaven?
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Ah... I'll be fine.
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I'm killing it at the auto shop
as I always do.
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And Tina-licious Cakes is
a dream come true.
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All right.
Won't He do it?!
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Oh, Calvin taught me this.
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- Oh.
- Yes, He will!
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Oh, okay!
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Here we go, eyes on the ball.
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Way to go, Grover!
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I missed it by a whole foot.
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Yes, you did, but that's
two feet closer than last time.
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Yeah, you know what, why don't
you just, uh, go some water,
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we'll start working
on your, uh...
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Everything else.
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Yes.
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Hey, you know what,
buddy, it's okay.
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You're gonna get better. You're a good dad.
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But a terrible liar.
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Hey, Coach, I've been going over
your team practice stats,
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and we're on track to lose
every game this season.
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Oh, man, this is
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my JV pickleball team
all over again.
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Hey, Ariel and her son,
Eli, are stopping by.
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Oh, y'all still
making out in cars?
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Nah, we're way past that.
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Last time was the bedroom
display at Ikea.
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Hey, how you been? What's going on?
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Hey! Hey, Eli!
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What's going on?
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We were just in
the neighborhood, so we thought
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we'd just stop by and say hi.
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"In the neighborhood"?
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It took us an hour to get here.
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Anyway...
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Let's take a picture
for my followers.
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#CoupleGoals.
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Ah, okay.
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All right!
Uh, make sure you tag me.
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Yeah.
Tag you?
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Since when do you care
about social media?
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You thought a hashtag
came on the side of a McMuffin.
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Hey, Eli,
do you play baseball?
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Nah. I'm more into basketball.
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Malcolm is a
really good coach.
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You should
give it a try.
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Uh, yeah, let's grab you
a bat and let's see
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what you got. All right, let's do it!
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All right, all right.
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- Here you go.
- All right!
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All right, now...
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Gonna start you off
nice and easy, okay?
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Yeah, here we go.
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Oh!
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I'm okay!
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All right... I'm just
gonna move further back.
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All right, well,
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the next one's gonna come
in a little bit faster, okay?
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Now get ready.
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Here we go.
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Oh! Oh!
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Ah, okay,
good news.
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Cup worked. Yeah!
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All right, Eli.
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You might be a natural, man.
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Hey, Mal, if we had a hitter
like Eli on the team,
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our odds of winning
a game would go up 200%.
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He has got
to join the team.
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All right, look, Marty,
calm down, okay?
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Eli?
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You have got to join this team.
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Hang on, okay...
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Tina-licious Cakes...
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set.
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And Calvin's Pit Stop...
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booked.
Ha! Damn I'm good.
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Tina's Calvin Pit...
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I mean, uh, Calvin's Pit Stop.
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Yes, o-of course.
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See you tomorrow,
all right.
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- All right.
- Hey, babe... oh!
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- Oh! Oh...
- Damn it, my prettiest toe!
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I'm sorry, baby.
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I had a few of my baking
supplies sent here,
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'cause I couldn't miss
the delivery.
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They'll be gone tonight.
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Yeah, okay.
I guess it's all right.
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I don't need all my toes.
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But what I do need is for
my employees to get paid.
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You forgot to cut
the checks today.
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Oh, don't be silly.
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I cut checks on Friday.
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Today is Friday.
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No, today is Thursday,
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because the window washers
come on Friday.
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Hi, Jerry.
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Listen, babe, ever since
we opened the new division,
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you show up late
and leave early.
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Now I know it's because
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you started your little
side business, but...
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if any other employee
had done this,
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their ass would
be out of here.
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Well, Calvin, I am not
any other employee.
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I'm your wife.
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And I know
I've had a few hiccups,
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but trust me when I tell you,
I got this.
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All right, Tina.
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Okay.
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Tina's Pit-cakes.
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I did that on purpose.
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Oh, damn!
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- Say hi, sweetie.
- Huh?
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Am I on this?!
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Mm-hmm.Um...
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Hi.
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I brought my fav
hard seltzer.
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Love! Oh.
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And this vegan beef
jerky is to die for!
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But no animal had to.
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- Try some, babe.
- Oh, okay.
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Hmm, more?
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Oh, he loves it.
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Don't you?
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Yeah, this is very vegan-y.
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Until next time,
Ariel Nation.
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Um...
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Are you cool
if I spit this out?
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Oh, yeah.
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So... what do you want to do?
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Well, the movie's not
until a couple hours.
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You know what,
why don't we just sit down
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and, uh, and talk to each other?
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I'm down.
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All right, come on.
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Have a seat.
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- Mm.
- Ah!
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All right.
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Hey, hey, hey, babe?
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You look great, but I
meant without your phone.
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Oh, talk.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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So, um...
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How was the rest
of your day?
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Fine. I had a salad.
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- Okay. That's...
- Do you want to see a picture of it?
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No. No.
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I know what
salads look like.
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Oh. Yeah.
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- So...
- Mm-hmm.
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You want to show me
your bedroom?
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- That's what I'm talking about.
- Oh!
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No, I understand, sir.
There's no excuse
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for ordering snow
tires in Los Angeles.
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I take full responsibility
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for what my wife
independently did.
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Yeah, just bring it back in,
and we'll switch them out.
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And I'll throw in a wash.
All right.
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Yeah.
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Man, that's
the third complaint today.
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But this bad boy's gonna
change my mood right here.
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Midnight black wrapping.
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Interior LED lights.
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I might steal this sucker
from my own shop.
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Yes, I need to speak
with someone in shipping.
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I never got
my unicorn cupcake wrappings.
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You guys just sent
black wrappers and LED lights.
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What the hell?!
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Never mind.
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Oh.
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See,
what-what ha-happened was...
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Well, you know,
it was a mix-up.
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Well, it's...
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It's pretty,
though, huh? Right.
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Tina, this is a pretty
damn expensive mistake.
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You know what?
I hate to do this.
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I might regret doing this,
but I got to do this.
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You're fired.
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Oh.
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Oh, well,
look who finally made it home.
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Not funny, Ella.
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You know
I had to take the bus.
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Next time
you fire your wife,
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be sure you drive.
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Know what?
Tina, that was business.
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It wasn't personal. Uh...
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Hold up. Is that my
18-year-old single malt Scotch
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that I've been saving
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for when the Clippers
win the championship?
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Oh, it is.
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And it's totally personal.
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Oh, that's cold-blooded, Tina.
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I-I... What is that
I smell burning?
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Oh, it's just your last
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overpriced Cuban cigar.
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You know, I don't know
why you like these things.
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It smells horrible.
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Have you lost your damn mind?
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No. Just my damn job.
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- How can I help you?
- Oh, hey, guys.
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00:11:27,106 --> 00:11:29,115
We still on for Yahtzee? Um,
261
00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,759
- is everything okay?
- Everything is fine.
262
00:11:31,842 --> 00:11:34,283
Oh! I got fired today.
263
00:11:34,809 --> 00:11:37,046
Wait, what?
Calvin, how could you?
264
00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,186
Your own wife?
265
00:11:38,269 --> 00:11:39,706
Oh, Dave!
266
00:11:39,934 --> 00:11:42,072
Welcome to Team Tina.
267
00:11:42,157 --> 00:11:44,773
- Wait, Tina, what happened?
- No, go ahead. Go ahead, Tina.
268
00:11:44,856 --> 00:11:46,163
Tell 'em the whole story.
269
00:11:46,248 --> 00:11:48,445
How you made a
gang of mistakes.
270
00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:50,840
First, she didn't
pay the light bill.
271
00:11:50,942 --> 00:11:53,491
She ordered the wrong
parts for certain cars.
272
00:11:53,576 --> 00:11:57,116
And then she put in that
perfumy soap that I hate
273
00:11:57,201 --> 00:11:58,965
in the bathroom. Smell it.Oh.
274
00:11:59,048 --> 00:12:01,769
No, thank you. I already
smelled it when I walked in.
275
00:12:02,706 --> 00:12:06,143
And, by the way, I washed
your drawers in it, too.
276
00:12:07,229 --> 00:12:09,499
To be fair, you did say
277
00:12:09,582 --> 00:12:12,059
Tina-licious Cakes
was taking up all of your time.
278
00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:15,386
The devil doesn't need
any advocates, Gemma.
279
00:12:15,770 --> 00:12:18,368
I'm just saying, Calvin
does have a business to run.
280
00:12:18,451 --> 00:12:19,788
- Oh.
- Exactly.
281
00:12:19,871 --> 00:12:21,938
Okay, hold on, Gemma.
So, if you
282
00:12:22,023 --> 00:12:23,418
hired me to mediate
at your school
283
00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:25,548
and I made amistake...
284
00:12:25,633 --> 00:12:27,572
- A gang of mistakes.
- Okay.
285
00:12:28,522 --> 00:12:30,077
You would fire
me on the spot?
286
00:12:30,162 --> 00:12:31,235
Hell yeah.
287
00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,874
Wow.
288
00:12:32,957 --> 00:12:34,533
Who are you?
289
00:12:36,015 --> 00:12:37,923
Welcome to Team
Calvin, -
290
00:12:38,008 --> 00:12:39,427
all right?
291
00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:42,227
Well, thanks to one of you
for stopping by.
292
00:12:42,312 --> 00:12:44,786
And I was talking about Dave.
293
00:12:46,177 --> 00:12:47,802
Yeah, I-I got it.
294
00:12:47,886 --> 00:12:50,009
You know what? I need a drink.
Give me this, Dave.
295
00:12:50,092 --> 00:12:51,682
- What?
- Yeah.
296
00:12:52,219 --> 00:12:54,711
Mm. Mm! What the hell?
297
00:12:54,794 --> 00:12:56,369
You know, it was too Scotch-y,
298
00:12:56,452 --> 00:12:59,364
so I added Mountain Dew
to the bottle.
299
00:13:04,341 --> 00:13:06,438
Yo, that was
our best practice yet.
300
00:13:06,523 --> 00:13:08,615
- But I still didn't hit the ball.
- Yeah,
301
00:13:08,698 --> 00:13:11,187
but you know what?
Every time you swung,
302
00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,096
you stayed on your feet.
303
00:13:13,746 --> 00:13:16,062
Oh, my God,
I'm gonna go tell Mom.
304
00:13:16,145 --> 00:13:17,341
I'm an athlete!
305
00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:18,971
Yeah.
306
00:13:20,428 --> 00:13:22,913
Team is looking pretty good.
We should celebrate.
307
00:13:22,996 --> 00:13:24,652
Yeah. Well,
looks like we got some...
308
00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:26,652
hard seltzer
and some vegan jerky.
309
00:13:26,735 --> 00:13:29,802
Ooh, yes and, uh, yes again.
310
00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:33,840
Well, Ariel brought this
nasty stuff over, but, uh...
311
00:13:33,923 --> 00:13:36,389
I guess one man's trash
is another man's trash.
312
00:13:37,501 --> 00:13:39,846
Hey, how's it going with her?
And you better say great,
313
00:13:39,931 --> 00:13:41,842
because her kid
is the key to us winning.
314
00:13:41,927 --> 00:13:43,856
Well, to be honest, fellas,
Ariel and I
315
00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:48,090
have a ton of physical chemistry
but, uh, not much else.
316
00:13:48,197 --> 00:13:49,721
I think I might have
to break up with her.
317
00:13:49,806 --> 00:13:51,244
N-No, no.
318
00:13:51,327 --> 00:13:52,522
Uh...
319
00:13:53,595 --> 00:13:55,393
Malcolm, y-you need
to make that work.
320
00:13:55,476 --> 00:13:57,522
At least until playoffs.
321
00:13:57,712 --> 00:14:00,428
Uh, Dave, that
is months away.
322
00:14:00,513 --> 00:14:02,650
I-I'm not sure this relationship
is gonna last that long.
323
00:14:02,735 --> 00:14:04,573
Well, look, you're gonna have
to suck it up,
324
00:14:04,658 --> 00:14:07,072
because if you
break up with her,
325
00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:08,567
she is gonna pull her son
from the team,
326
00:14:08,650 --> 00:14:12,091
and, Malcolm,
Grover needs a win.
327
00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:14,493
Whoa, Dave,
328
00:14:14,576 --> 00:14:15,840
it sounds like youneed a win.
329
00:14:15,923 --> 00:14:18,927
Well, can't it be both?
330
00:14:20,190 --> 00:14:23,090
Okay, man, I...
I guess I can make it work.
331
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:24,213
What?
332
00:14:24,298 --> 00:14:27,096
Malcolm, you're not seriously
considering using a woman
333
00:14:27,181 --> 00:14:29,629
so that a youth baseball team
can win a trophy?
334
00:14:29,712 --> 00:14:32,307
Okay. You know, look,
I'm just trying to save Grover
335
00:14:32,392 --> 00:14:33,768
from a lifetime of therapy.
336
00:14:33,851 --> 00:14:37,697
And... "using"
is such an ugly word.
337
00:14:37,782 --> 00:14:39,174
Okay. Well, as someone
338
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:41,710
who has been to therapy...
Mind your business.
339
00:14:42,293 --> 00:14:44,581
I got some other words
for what's happening here.
340
00:14:44,665 --> 00:14:46,152
How about manipulating?
341
00:14:46,235 --> 00:14:47,519
Deceiving?
342
00:14:47,602 --> 00:14:48,999
Exploiting!
343
00:14:49,082 --> 00:14:50,072
All right.
You know what, Marty?
344
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,424
I've got a couple words
for you, too.
345
00:14:51,509 --> 00:14:53,264
How about "stay out of it"?!
346
00:14:56,494 --> 00:14:58,221
All right. Let's see
what you got next.
347
00:14:58,304 --> 00:14:59,370
Okay.
348
00:14:59,455 --> 00:15:01,436
Mm, mm. Mmm.
349
00:15:02,229 --> 00:15:03,551
Okay.
350
00:15:03,634 --> 00:15:05,251
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm?
351
00:15:05,658 --> 00:15:07,788
Chocolate-covered strawberries.
352
00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:09,525
Wow.
353
00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:10,488
You are killing this
354
00:15:10,572 --> 00:15:12,528
blindfold fruit challenge.
355
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:14,948
- Mmm.
- Now let's see
356
00:15:15,033 --> 00:15:17,022
- if you know what this is.
- Okay.
357
00:15:17,744 --> 00:15:18,931
Mmm.
358
00:15:19,014 --> 00:15:21,275
Mmm, yeah, that-that...
That tastes like round two.
359
00:15:21,360 --> 00:15:23,341
Yeah. Uh...
360
00:15:23,899 --> 00:15:25,337
Maybe this time
361
00:15:25,422 --> 00:15:26,913
- we can take it to the bedroom.
- Oh.
362
00:15:26,996 --> 00:15:28,394
I like that.
363
00:15:28,477 --> 00:15:29,720
- Aah.
- Oh. Uh,
364
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:30,924
let me
get those for you.
365
00:15:31,009 --> 00:15:32,559
Yeah.
366
00:15:32,696 --> 00:15:34,174
You know, I got to say,
367
00:15:34,259 --> 00:15:35,652
this is a lot more fun
368
00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,630
than the last time
I was in handcuffs.
369
00:15:38,282 --> 00:15:40,537
I thought you said
this was your first time.
370
00:15:41,086 --> 00:15:42,322
Oh.
371
00:15:42,407 --> 00:15:45,341
Yeah, I, uh,
got arrested at a protest.
372
00:15:45,696 --> 00:15:47,057
- Oh.
- Yeah.
373
00:15:47,142 --> 00:15:48,798
I've been to one of those.
374
00:15:48,881 --> 00:15:49,799
Wait. Oh, really?
375
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:51,057
- Which one did you go to?
- Mm-hmm.
376
00:15:51,142 --> 00:15:55,498
W-Was it BLM, climate change
or, uh, universal health care?
377
00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,152
I can't remember,
378
00:15:58,235 --> 00:15:59,817
but it was lit!
379
00:16:00,663 --> 00:16:01,624
I mean,
380
00:16:01,707 --> 00:16:03,908
I get the best pictures
381
00:16:03,993 --> 00:16:06,966
just walking through
the tear gas.
382
00:16:07,673 --> 00:16:10,270
It's like the police gave us
the perfect filter.
383
00:16:11,125 --> 00:16:12,688
I even got 5,000
more followers
384
00:16:12,773 --> 00:16:14,615
after that photo shoot.
385
00:16:15,828 --> 00:16:17,412
Do you mean "protest"?
386
00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,809
Yeah, sure. Whatever.
387
00:16:22,203 --> 00:16:23,669
Uh...
388
00:16:24,446 --> 00:16:26,115
Damn it,
I can't do this no more.
389
00:16:26,951 --> 00:16:28,292
Relax, honey.
390
00:16:28,375 --> 00:16:29,966
I found the key.
391
00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,667
No. No. Ariel, I'm...
392
00:16:32,750 --> 00:16:34,338
I'm talking about us.
393
00:16:34,423 --> 00:16:35,626
I, uh...
394
00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:37,846
Look, I appreciate you
in so many ways.
395
00:16:37,931 --> 00:16:39,424
You know?
396
00:16:39,509 --> 00:16:41,623
I mean, so many ways.
397
00:16:41,727 --> 00:16:42,688
In ways I didn't even think
398
00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:43,644
- was possible. You know?
- Oh.
399
00:16:43,727 --> 00:16:45,441
'Cause we...
400
00:16:45,524 --> 00:16:48,224
And... Damn it. We...
401
00:16:48,446 --> 00:16:50,879
We just don't have
enough in common.
402
00:16:51,149 --> 00:16:52,440
You know?
403
00:16:52,524 --> 00:16:54,095
I mean, I'm much more
of a private person,
404
00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:57,205
and you... you live your life
on social media.
405
00:16:58,063 --> 00:16:59,322
We just...
406
00:17:00,134 --> 00:17:01,846
We on a different vibe.
407
00:17:03,470 --> 00:17:04,936
To be honest...
408
00:17:05,445 --> 00:17:07,592
I feel the same way.
409
00:17:07,961 --> 00:17:10,834
It's just that you're
so great with Eli,
410
00:17:10,917 --> 00:17:13,442
and... I didn't want
to ruin it for him.
411
00:17:13,806 --> 00:17:15,163
Wait, seriously?
412
00:17:15,383 --> 00:17:17,013
You know, I was worried
that if we broke up,
413
00:17:17,097 --> 00:17:18,643
you would pull him
off the team.
414
00:17:18,984 --> 00:17:20,224
No way.
415
00:17:20,308 --> 00:17:23,934
You and baseball
have been so amazing for him.
416
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:27,190
I was only hanging in there
because I thought you'd cut him.
417
00:17:28,763 --> 00:17:31,403
Well, looks like we finally
found something in common.
418
00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:34,755
Friends?
419
00:17:34,990 --> 00:17:36,450
Oh.
420
00:17:36,945 --> 00:17:38,362
Friends.
421
00:17:43,634 --> 00:17:45,324
Tina? What are
you doing here?
422
00:17:45,407 --> 00:17:46,209
All right,
423
00:17:46,292 --> 00:17:47,589
Calvin, you were right.
424
00:17:47,673 --> 00:17:49,596
I couldn't handle both jobs.
425
00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:51,710
I just didn't want
to admit it.
426
00:17:51,987 --> 00:17:53,780
So, I'm-a give up
Tina-licious Cakes
427
00:17:53,865 --> 00:17:55,214
and come back to the shop.
428
00:17:55,298 --> 00:17:57,366
And I promise to be
fully committed this time.
429
00:17:58,001 --> 00:17:59,363
Wait.
430
00:17:59,447 --> 00:18:02,429
You gonna give up after all
that you put into your business?
431
00:18:02,978 --> 00:18:04,830
Well, when it was
just you and the boys,
432
00:18:04,914 --> 00:18:06,685
baking brought me
so much happiness,
433
00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:10,279
but with Tina-licious Cakes,
there's just too much pressure.
434
00:18:10,665 --> 00:18:11,942
Hmm.
435
00:18:12,026 --> 00:18:14,092
So, you just punking out?
436
00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:16,163
Who you calling a punk?
437
00:18:17,255 --> 00:18:19,499
Don't make me
go Compton up in here.
438
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:23,713
Come on, Tina. Just admit that
you're afraid you're gonna fail.
439
00:18:23,798 --> 00:18:26,046
I'm not afraid of anything.
440
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:29,482
It's just terrifying
to think about that.
441
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:30,991
Look,
442
00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:34,999
Calvin, 50% of new businesses
fail after five years.
443
00:18:35,083 --> 00:18:36,454
That's true.
444
00:18:36,751 --> 00:18:38,487
But you helped
launch this one,
445
00:18:38,570 --> 00:18:40,085
and look at us now.
446
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:42,740
With your smarts
and talent,
447
00:18:43,056 --> 00:18:45,289
any business
that you focus on
448
00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,999
and put your all into
is gonna be great.
449
00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,638
You really think so?
450
00:18:49,722 --> 00:18:51,398
I know so.
451
00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:54,792
You know what? I'll
hire a shop manager.
452
00:18:54,876 --> 00:18:58,442
And you just keep focusing
on building your empire.
453
00:18:58,634 --> 00:19:00,203
And soon, one day,
454
00:19:00,288 --> 00:19:02,866
you can buy yourself
that damn Birkin bag.
455
00:19:04,142 --> 00:19:05,739
Lord knows I'm not buying it.
456
00:19:05,823 --> 00:19:07,205
Stop.
457
00:19:07,289 --> 00:19:08,636
I mean, you can
get me a new bottle
458
00:19:08,721 --> 00:19:10,131
- of Scotch, though.
- Oh, I'm not buying.
459
00:19:10,214 --> 00:19:12,355
Oh, my God.
460
00:19:12,440 --> 00:19:13,909
What have you
done to my car?
461
00:19:13,992 --> 00:19:16,207
Uh, look, ma'am, I'm sorry.
462
00:19:16,290 --> 00:19:17,497
I didn't get a chance
to call you,
463
00:19:17,580 --> 00:19:20,605
but this is our mistake,
and we'll take care of it.
464
00:19:20,846 --> 00:19:22,054
A mistake?
465
00:19:22,137 --> 00:19:25,085
It's like you put wheels
on a rainbow!
466
00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,896
So, you like it?
467
00:19:26,980 --> 00:19:29,593
Wouldn't you want
to drive a rainbow?
468
00:19:30,448 --> 00:19:32,586
Okay. Uh, well, my pleasure.
469
00:19:32,671 --> 00:19:33,824
Yeah.
470
00:19:34,689 --> 00:19:36,607
I hate to say this.
471
00:19:37,144 --> 00:19:39,482
I might regret saying this.
472
00:19:40,505 --> 00:19:44,124
But I have to say this.
473
00:19:44,335 --> 00:19:46,771
You're welcome.
474
00:19:51,478 --> 00:19:54,537
Hey, Tina?
I got a surprise for you.
475
00:19:54,621 --> 00:19:55,631
I'm too tired to check
476
00:19:55,714 --> 00:19:58,009
under your hood tonight, Calvin.
477
00:19:58,690 --> 00:20:00,974
Look, I promise
you're gonna love it.
478
00:20:01,223 --> 00:20:02,955
Now, it's no Birkin bag,
479
00:20:03,039 --> 00:20:04,454
but...
480
00:20:05,404 --> 00:20:09,125
Oh! Oh! Oh, my God!
481
00:20:09,300 --> 00:20:12,878
A car with my face on it?!
482
00:20:12,962 --> 00:20:14,876
Oh!
483
00:20:14,993 --> 00:20:17,623
A Birkin could never!
484
00:20:17,707 --> 00:20:19,195
Oh!
485
00:20:19,279 --> 00:20:20,607
Thank you, Calvin.
486
00:20:21,419 --> 00:20:22,757
I just wanted to show you
487
00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,022
that I believe in you
and your business.
488
00:20:25,106 --> 00:20:27,057
You are the sweetest.
489
00:20:27,490 --> 00:20:30,920
Now,
why don't you lock up
490
00:20:31,003 --> 00:20:34,721
so I...
can unwrap you.
491
00:20:35,092 --> 00:20:36,892
Mm.
492
00:20:38,701 --> 00:20:40,909
Uh, Joe?
493
00:20:41,175 --> 00:20:42,623
Time to get on up
out of here, man.
494
00:20:42,707 --> 00:20:44,011
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