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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:39,777 --> 00:00:41,794 ♪ The gypsy woman told my mother ♪ 2 00:00:43,063 --> 00:00:45,064 ♪ before I was born ♪ 3 00:00:46,502 --> 00:00:48,451 ♪ you got a boychild's comin' ♪ 4 00:00:49,654 --> 00:00:51,655 ♪ gonna be a son of a gun ♪ 5 00:00:52,892 --> 00:00:54,842 ♪ he gonna make pretty womens ♪ 6 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:58,230 ♪ jump and shout ♪ 7 00:00:59,617 --> 00:01:02,434 ♪ then the world want to know ♪ 8 00:01:02,503 --> 00:01:04,520 ♪ what this all about ♪ 9 00:01:04,589 --> 00:01:06,506 ♪ but you know I'm him ♪ 10 00:01:09,361 --> 00:01:12,697 ♪ everybody knows I'm him ♪ 11 00:01:17,386 --> 00:01:20,572 ♪ well, I'm the hoochie koochie man ♪ 12 00:01:22,209 --> 00:01:25,210 ♪ everybody knows I'm him ♪ 13 00:02:38,963 --> 00:02:42,031 ♪ I got a black cat bone ♪ 14 00:02:43,169 --> 00:02:45,169 ♪ I got a mojo too ♪ 15 00:02:46,372 --> 00:02:48,506 ♪ I got the Johnny conqueroo ♪ 16 00:02:57,652 --> 00:03:00,720 ♪ well, that hoochie koochie man ♪ 17 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,789 ♪ don't you know I'm him ♪ 18 00:03:05,828 --> 00:03:08,195 ♪ everybody know♪ 19 00:03:08,263 --> 00:03:10,263 ♫ 20 00:03:58,187 --> 00:04:00,521 Hi. Hi. 21 00:04:00,590 --> 00:04:03,591 The mail came. They're here. 22 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,728 Both of 'em. Holy shit! 23 00:04:10,601 --> 00:04:13,002 You open yours first. No, you. 24 00:04:13,071 --> 00:04:15,005 I'll open yours. You open mine. Okay. 25 00:04:15,074 --> 00:04:17,007 No, no. I'll open mine, you open yours. Okay. 26 00:04:17,076 --> 00:04:19,576 You open yours first. We'll open 'em together. 27 00:04:19,644 --> 00:04:21,645 Okay. All right. On three. 28 00:04:21,714 --> 00:04:25,984 One, two wait a minute! 29 00:04:26,052 --> 00:04:29,054 Gordon, before we do this, I just want to say... 30 00:04:29,123 --> 00:04:32,824 You're my best buddy, and I love you. 31 00:04:32,894 --> 00:04:35,161 And if you get accepted and I don't, 32 00:04:35,230 --> 00:04:37,563 I hope you rot in hell. 33 00:04:37,632 --> 00:04:40,100 I feel the same way. Thanks. 34 00:04:50,514 --> 00:04:53,015 You son of a bitch! 35 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,884 You got in, didn't you? 36 00:04:58,523 --> 00:05:01,757 Well, so did I. 37 00:05:01,826 --> 00:05:04,528 Yeah! Yea! Ooh! 38 00:05:10,904 --> 00:05:13,738 Harvard law school! 39 00:05:13,807 --> 00:05:16,308 Harvard fucking law school! 40 00:05:19,380 --> 00:05:22,581 Go, go, go! Yeah! 41 00:05:27,256 --> 00:05:29,556 Well, congratulations. 42 00:05:29,624 --> 00:05:32,526 Thanks. Mark? 43 00:05:32,595 --> 00:05:35,596 Don't you think an introduction might be in order? Absolutely. 44 00:05:37,767 --> 00:05:41,003 Hi, I'm mark Watson. Oh! 45 00:05:41,072 --> 00:05:43,405 ♫ 46 00:05:58,591 --> 00:06:02,327 Hello! Come on in! Alf, how you doin'? 47 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,901 Come on, Brad. It'll be fun. 48 00:06:08,970 --> 00:06:11,170 And it's never too soon to start networking. 49 00:06:16,712 --> 00:06:18,812 Howdy. Welcome. 50 00:06:18,881 --> 00:06:22,384 Come on in. Hey, guys. Hi! 51 00:06:22,452 --> 00:06:25,520 Hi. You guys. 52 00:06:25,588 --> 00:06:29,191 Bradley and I just think it is absolutely unbelievable... 53 00:06:29,260 --> 00:06:31,994 That you are both going to Harvard law! 54 00:06:32,063 --> 00:06:35,098 Don't we, Bradley? Uh, yeah. Unbelievable. 55 00:06:35,167 --> 00:06:37,467 Thanks, Brad. Where are you goin'? 56 00:06:37,536 --> 00:06:39,869 Uh, looks like B.U. Oh! 57 00:06:39,938 --> 00:06:43,641 Well, I tell you what. When you get out, have your girl call our girl... 58 00:06:43,709 --> 00:06:45,743 And we'll see what we can do for ya. 59 00:06:45,811 --> 00:06:49,681 Oh, you guys! 60 00:06:49,750 --> 00:06:52,251 So, the way I figure it, 61 00:06:52,319 --> 00:06:55,421 we merge a few corporations, 62 00:06:55,489 --> 00:07:00,093 and when the antitrust suits come up, we handle the defense. 63 00:07:00,162 --> 00:07:02,395 We make our first mil at 30. 64 00:07:02,464 --> 00:07:05,966 Retire to the islands at 35. 65 00:07:06,035 --> 00:07:08,436 I don't know. 66 00:07:08,504 --> 00:07:10,838 Ii kinda wanted to run for senate. 67 00:07:10,907 --> 00:07:14,109 Senate it is, then. Great party. 68 00:07:14,178 --> 00:07:16,111 Hey, Seth. What's goin' on? 69 00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:19,515 You finished your Ph.D. yet? Yeah, totally. 70 00:07:19,584 --> 00:07:23,453 I'm doing biochem research for a suntan lotion company. 71 00:07:23,521 --> 00:07:25,689 It's great! 72 00:07:25,757 --> 00:07:29,993 You guys mind if I crash here for a few days? 73 00:07:30,062 --> 00:07:31,996 No problem. 74 00:07:32,065 --> 00:07:34,332 Thanks. 75 00:07:34,401 --> 00:07:37,435 Suntan lotion. I never thought Seth... 76 00:07:37,504 --> 00:07:40,406 Would wind up doing something that socially meaningful. 77 00:07:40,475 --> 00:07:43,809 Hey. People change, Gordo. 78 00:07:48,817 --> 00:07:54,155 Harvard law school. This is a big day for all of us, mark. 79 00:07:54,224 --> 00:07:57,358 Yes, sir. You know, son? 80 00:07:57,427 --> 00:08:01,263 The only thing I've ever wanted is to give you everything. 81 00:08:01,332 --> 00:08:04,933 Good home, good education, 82 00:08:05,002 --> 00:08:07,036 nice car 83 00:08:07,105 --> 00:08:09,439 and I've worked very hard for all those things. 84 00:08:09,508 --> 00:08:12,775 Very hard. You have, dad. 85 00:08:12,845 --> 00:08:14,945 Very hard. Yes. 86 00:08:15,014 --> 00:08:19,383 Some might say it was time I did something for myself for a change. 87 00:08:19,452 --> 00:08:22,854 Your father's therapist says he needs to learn to express the child in him. 88 00:08:22,922 --> 00:08:25,723 Oh, shut up, Dorothy. Son, you've had... 89 00:08:25,792 --> 00:08:27,993 A pretty happy childhood, wouldn't you say? 90 00:08:28,062 --> 00:08:31,430 It was great, dad. Yes, it was great, wasn't it? 91 00:08:31,499 --> 00:08:37,237 And who gave you that great childhood, son? 92 00:08:37,306 --> 00:08:39,473 You did. That's right. 93 00:08:39,542 --> 00:08:44,379 I did. And now, I have one more thing that I want to give you. 94 00:08:44,447 --> 00:08:49,585 It's the biggest and the best thing that a father could give to his son. 95 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:52,388 Do you know what that thing is, mark? 96 00:08:53,558 --> 00:08:55,758 A Ferrari? 97 00:08:55,827 --> 00:08:57,960 Oh, boy. 98 00:08:58,029 --> 00:09:00,129 That thing is manhood. 99 00:09:01,567 --> 00:09:04,068 Son, I want to give you your manhood. 100 00:09:11,228 --> 00:09:14,630 What, uh 101 00:09:14,698 --> 00:09:16,666 what would that mean in practical terms? 102 00:09:16,735 --> 00:09:19,936 Well, it means that I want you to go to Harvard. 103 00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:24,374 And I want you to work hard. Very, very hard. 104 00:09:24,443 --> 00:09:26,443 I also want you to feel good about yourself. 105 00:09:26,512 --> 00:09:29,613 You want to feel good about yourself, don't you, son? 106 00:09:29,682 --> 00:09:32,817 Sure, dad. 107 00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:35,453 That's why I've decided to let you pay your own way. 108 00:09:46,885 --> 00:09:48,885 Dad! That's 109 00:09:48,954 --> 00:09:51,589 that's... a sweet gesture, 110 00:09:51,658 --> 00:09:54,892 but it's really not necessary. 111 00:09:54,961 --> 00:09:58,396 Oh, I think it is. What are you saying, dad? 112 00:09:58,465 --> 00:10:01,867 Well, I'm saying that I've taken your money from your tuition account, 113 00:10:01,936 --> 00:10:06,873 and used it to buy timeshare in a condo in Barbados! 114 00:10:09,210 --> 00:10:12,947 Vaya con dios, son. 115 00:10:18,121 --> 00:10:23,491 Ten thousand, four hundred and ninety-three dollars. 116 00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,534 Seven thousand, five hundred dollars. 117 00:10:38,811 --> 00:10:44,649 Fifty-three thousand, nine hundred and seventy-nine dollars. 118 00:10:44,718 --> 00:10:49,221 Okay, but don't you think you're overreacting? 119 00:10:49,290 --> 00:10:51,256 No. 120 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:59,265 Any last requests? 121 00:11:00,435 --> 00:11:03,370 No? Good. 122 00:11:10,514 --> 00:11:13,882 Right, here we go. "$5,000 to a young man... 123 00:11:13,951 --> 00:11:16,119 "Of Ukrainian descent; 124 00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:19,856 to a young woman of demonstrated leadership ability" 125 00:11:19,925 --> 00:11:21,858 okay! Right. Here it is: 126 00:11:21,927 --> 00:11:24,795 "Half of all costs to the most qualified applicant holding a Ph.D.... 127 00:11:24,864 --> 00:11:26,831 In classical or medieval jurisprudence." 128 00:11:26,899 --> 00:11:29,661 This is ridiculous. There's nothing here I even remotely qualify for. 129 00:11:29,703 --> 00:11:31,636 Whoa, whoa! Wait a second. Look at this. 130 00:11:31,705 --> 00:11:34,305 "The Henry Q. Bouchard memorial fellowship. 131 00:11:34,374 --> 00:11:37,210 "Full tuition plus $8,000 annual stipend... 132 00:11:37,278 --> 00:11:40,512 To the most qualified applicant from Los Angeles, California." 133 00:11:40,581 --> 00:11:42,648 Let me see that. 134 00:11:42,717 --> 00:11:45,919 "The most qualified black applicant," you idiot. 135 00:11:45,988 --> 00:11:47,921 Oh. 136 00:11:47,990 --> 00:11:50,792 Well, I realize my father makes a lot of money, but... 137 00:11:50,861 --> 00:11:53,261 You see, he's not giving me any. 138 00:11:54,898 --> 00:11:57,867 I see. 139 00:11:57,935 --> 00:11:59,869 You have a nice day too, ma'am. 140 00:12:01,572 --> 00:12:04,741 What did she say? 141 00:12:04,810 --> 00:12:08,178 She said they had financial aid for people whose parents are poor. 142 00:12:08,247 --> 00:12:11,547 Not people whose parents are assholes. 143 00:12:11,616 --> 00:12:14,318 All right. Have you ever applied for a loan before? 144 00:12:14,387 --> 00:12:17,255 No. How's your credit history? 145 00:12:17,323 --> 00:12:19,491 I just told you I never applied for a loan before. 146 00:12:19,559 --> 00:12:21,860 How could I have a credit history? 147 00:12:45,555 --> 00:12:49,258 One unpaid July 1983 bill in the amount of 57.43... 148 00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:51,260 From the department of water and power. 149 00:12:51,329 --> 00:12:53,595 Oh! I can explain that. 150 00:12:53,664 --> 00:12:57,835 One outstanding debt to pacific bell in the amount of 72.12. 151 00:12:57,903 --> 00:13:00,537 Oh, but, but you see, that was their fault. 152 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:03,341 Sixteen bounced checks from this bank. Oh, but you see, 153 00:13:03,409 --> 00:13:05,449 that shouldn't affect my credit rating, because... 154 00:13:05,478 --> 00:13:07,445 Those were just bookkeeping slip-ups. 155 00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:13,219 What a relief. Well, I mean, it's not like I'm poor or something. 156 00:13:13,287 --> 00:13:16,689 In all those cases, I had the money. It's not like I couldn't make the payments. 157 00:13:16,758 --> 00:13:19,592 Mr. Watson, I'm gonna level with you. This bank is finicky, 158 00:13:19,661 --> 00:13:21,694 in that, when we make a loan, it is important... 159 00:13:21,763 --> 00:13:25,366 Not only that the customer have the money to make the payments, 160 00:13:25,434 --> 00:13:29,537 but also that he or she give the money to us. 161 00:13:29,606 --> 00:13:32,975 I just feel so frustrated! 162 00:13:33,043 --> 00:13:37,347 I mean, Harvard law school. 163 00:13:37,415 --> 00:13:39,983 It's the opportunity of a lifetime! 164 00:13:40,051 --> 00:13:43,120 It's what I spent four years working for, and now, just 165 00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:46,924 just to see it all slip away like this 166 00:13:46,993 --> 00:13:49,159 so, if I'm hearing you correctly, 167 00:13:49,228 --> 00:13:51,229 what you're saying is... 168 00:13:51,298 --> 00:13:55,566 That you believe your father misinterpreted my advice to him, 169 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:59,605 to mean that he had no further obligation to anyone but himself. 170 00:13:59,673 --> 00:14:03,209 Exactly! And if I could just explain myself to him... 171 00:14:03,278 --> 00:14:06,046 More clearly, then he would... 172 00:14:06,115 --> 00:14:09,482 Realize his mistake, and probably offer to pay your tuition. 173 00:14:09,551 --> 00:14:11,485 Right! 174 00:14:11,555 --> 00:14:14,822 Wouldn't it be great if we could have this all straightened out by father's day? 175 00:14:14,891 --> 00:14:18,961 Yes! Yes. 176 00:14:19,030 --> 00:14:22,531 Yes. First of all, 177 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:26,135 let me try to explain myself to you. 178 00:14:26,204 --> 00:14:29,706 You see, I have a son about your age. 179 00:14:29,775 --> 00:14:33,210 And he has wants and needs... 180 00:14:33,279 --> 00:14:35,680 Much like your own. 181 00:14:35,748 --> 00:14:38,749 When he was 14, he wanted a dirt bike. 182 00:14:38,818 --> 00:14:41,653 When he was 16, he wanted a car. 183 00:14:41,722 --> 00:14:44,056 When he was 18, he wanted college, 184 00:14:44,124 --> 00:14:48,995 and now he wants a three-bedroom beach front Coop in rancho palos verdes! 185 00:14:49,064 --> 00:14:52,198 He just wants, and wants, and wants! 186 00:14:52,266 --> 00:14:55,235 I work my ass off to give him everything he wants. 187 00:14:55,304 --> 00:15:00,040 He always wants more! He probably wants to sleep with my wife! 188 00:15:01,444 --> 00:15:03,578 Uh, doctor, I don't think shut up! 189 00:15:03,647 --> 00:15:05,714 Shut up! You're all alike. 190 00:15:05,782 --> 00:15:08,851 You'll bleed us dry until we're nothing but bones, 191 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,353 and when we finally crumble to dust, 192 00:15:11,422 --> 00:15:13,388 you'll dance on our ashes! 193 00:15:13,457 --> 00:15:15,892 Go windsurfing! 194 00:15:17,496 --> 00:15:20,330 Yes, Phyllis? Dr. Aronson, your group is here. 195 00:15:29,176 --> 00:15:32,678 Go back to your father, mark. 196 00:15:32,747 --> 00:15:36,449 Talk to him. Reason with him. 197 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:38,785 Beg. 198 00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:43,390 I'm sorry, Gordo, but I can't go crawling back there, like some pathetic wretch, 199 00:15:43,459 --> 00:15:46,160 and kiss that man's feet! Why not? 200 00:15:46,228 --> 00:15:48,295 Because I did that yesterday. 201 00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:53,902 Well, look, mark, there's a lot of good law schools around. 202 00:15:55,105 --> 00:15:59,876 Five words, Gordo. For you, I have five words. 203 00:15:59,944 --> 00:16:03,312 There is no substitute. 204 00:16:03,381 --> 00:16:05,448 Well! 205 00:16:05,517 --> 00:16:09,687 Mark! Gordon! Bradley. 206 00:16:09,755 --> 00:16:13,091 How incredibly swell to see you. 207 00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:15,626 Oh, mark, I can't tell you how sorry I was to hear... 208 00:16:15,696 --> 00:16:17,997 You couldn't get the money to go to Harvard. 209 00:16:18,066 --> 00:16:20,800 Uh, whiskey sour, please? What a shame. 210 00:16:20,868 --> 00:16:23,969 But look, I think I can pull some strings and get you into B.U. At midterm. 211 00:16:24,038 --> 00:16:27,240 Why don't you give me a call? I got the money, Brad. 212 00:16:27,309 --> 00:16:29,242 Oh? How? 213 00:16:30,312 --> 00:16:33,147 Where there's a will, there's a way. 214 00:16:33,216 --> 00:16:36,017 Yeah? And what's your way? 215 00:16:37,020 --> 00:16:39,121 It's a secret way. 216 00:16:39,190 --> 00:16:41,456 A secret way? 217 00:16:43,861 --> 00:16:47,296 Well, that's great, Marko. 218 00:16:47,365 --> 00:16:51,901 But just in case your "secret way" falls through, 219 00:16:51,970 --> 00:16:54,805 feel free to look me up, huh? 220 00:16:54,874 --> 00:16:56,807 Thanks for the cocktail, Gordon. 221 00:16:56,876 --> 00:17:00,278 You don't believe me, do you? 222 00:17:00,347 --> 00:17:03,248 You don't believe me? Well, the joke's on you, sucker, 223 00:17:03,316 --> 00:17:07,686 because I'm going to Harvard, and don't call me a liar! 224 00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:11,657 That asshole thinks I'm lying! Mark, you are lying. 225 00:17:11,726 --> 00:17:16,663 I don't believe you said that. For Christ's sake, be realistic. Look. 226 00:17:16,732 --> 00:17:21,202 Your father's in Barbados. Your grandfather's in forest lawn. 227 00:17:21,271 --> 00:17:23,571 And your credit rating's in the toilet. 228 00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:28,811 Now, where the hell are you going to get $53,000? 229 00:17:34,218 --> 00:17:38,088 Congratulations, Mr. Watson. And good luck at Harvard. 230 00:17:38,157 --> 00:17:41,491 Thank you, sir. I'll do my best. 231 00:18:30,115 --> 00:18:32,183 Hey, Gordo! 232 00:18:33,186 --> 00:18:36,087 Wait up! 233 00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:43,229 I don't believe this. This is unbelievable! 234 00:18:43,297 --> 00:18:45,798 I don't believe this is really unbelievable. 235 00:18:45,868 --> 00:18:48,668 So I went over to see Seth at his lab the other day, and he gave me these pills. 236 00:18:48,737 --> 00:18:50,670 Never take anything Seth gives you. 237 00:18:50,739 --> 00:18:52,874 It's a new product this suntan lotion company's developing. 238 00:18:52,942 --> 00:18:55,776 They're tanning pills. They chemically tan your skin. 239 00:18:55,845 --> 00:18:59,147 Mark, I don't know how to tell you this, but you're not tan. 240 00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,750 You're black. Yeah. 241 00:19:01,818 --> 00:19:04,419 I exceeded the recommended dosage. 242 00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:08,824 Gordo, these babies are my ticket into Harvard law school! 243 00:19:08,894 --> 00:19:11,861 I'm going on the Henry Q. Bouchard memorial scholarship... 244 00:19:11,930 --> 00:19:15,565 For the best black applicant from Los Angeles, California. 245 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,302 Mark, this is crazy! You can't do this. 246 00:19:18,371 --> 00:19:20,805 I already did it! Yeah, but mark 247 00:19:20,874 --> 00:19:23,608 you can't just take a scholarship away from some black person. 248 00:19:23,676 --> 00:19:25,796 Gordo, gordo, gordo. How many people do you think... 249 00:19:25,845 --> 00:19:28,614 From Los Angeles got accepted into Harvard this year? 250 00:19:28,682 --> 00:19:32,184 About four. And out of that four, how many do you think were black? 251 00:19:32,253 --> 00:19:34,354 One. Uno. 252 00:19:34,423 --> 00:19:36,523 And that guy got a better deal from Stanford. 253 00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:41,028 So, if you hadn't come along, the money would have just sat there? Exactly! 254 00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:43,264 But mark, do you realize what this means? I mean... 255 00:19:43,333 --> 00:19:45,900 You're gonna have to be a black person. No shit. 256 00:19:45,969 --> 00:19:48,169 Yeah, but for three years, mark. 257 00:19:48,239 --> 00:19:52,074 Three years! What's that gonna be like? Gordo, it's gonna be great! 258 00:19:52,143 --> 00:19:55,345 These are the '80s, man. It's the Cosby decade. 259 00:19:55,414 --> 00:19:58,514 America loves black people. 260 00:19:58,583 --> 00:20:02,820 ♪ I'm a soul man oh, lord ♪ 261 00:20:02,888 --> 00:20:04,822 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 262 00:20:07,126 --> 00:20:09,226 ♪ got what I got ♪ 263 00:20:09,296 --> 00:20:11,396 ♪ the hard way ♪ 264 00:20:11,465 --> 00:20:13,531 ♪ but I make you better ♪ 265 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,667 ♪ each and every day ♪ 266 00:20:15,735 --> 00:20:18,004 ♪ be sure, honey ♪ 267 00:20:18,073 --> 00:20:20,340 ♪ hey, don't you fret ♪ 268 00:20:20,408 --> 00:20:24,044 ♪ 'cause you ain't seen nothin' yet ♪ 269 00:20:24,113 --> 00:20:27,881 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ this is it, gordo. 270 00:20:27,950 --> 00:20:30,918 Cambridge, Massachusetts. Harvard university 271 00:20:30,988 --> 00:20:35,957 excuse me, but we are now official members of the upper crust. 272 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:40,062 Yeow! ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 273 00:20:40,131 --> 00:20:43,499 ♪ look ♪ ♪ I was brought up ♪ 274 00:20:43,567 --> 00:20:45,568 ♪ on a side street ♪ 275 00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:48,105 ♪ I learned to love ♪ 276 00:20:48,173 --> 00:20:51,942 ♪ before I could eat ♪ ♪ hey, I was educated ♪ 277 00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:54,879 ♪ from good, good stock ♪ 278 00:20:54,947 --> 00:20:58,917 ♪ when I start lovin' oh, I can't stop ♪ 279 00:20:58,986 --> 00:21:02,654 ♪ 'cause I'm a soul man ♪ 280 00:21:02,723 --> 00:21:05,558 ♪ baby, I'm a soul man ♪ 281 00:21:07,362 --> 00:21:10,397 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 282 00:21:10,465 --> 00:21:13,567 ♪ yea ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 283 00:21:20,310 --> 00:21:23,245 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ ♪ soul man ♪ 284 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,048 ♫ 285 00:21:30,588 --> 00:21:33,322 Supposed to get the key from a guy named Roy McGrady. 286 00:21:33,391 --> 00:21:36,260 Well, this is it! 287 00:21:36,328 --> 00:21:38,662 All right! Home, sweet home. 288 00:21:38,730 --> 00:21:41,766 Hang on. Whoop. 289 00:21:43,136 --> 00:21:45,803 Is, uh, something wrong, Mr. McGrady? 290 00:21:45,872 --> 00:21:48,407 Yeah, there may be. When your mother rented this place, 291 00:21:48,476 --> 00:21:51,944 she never told me that your roommate was, a, uh 292 00:21:52,012 --> 00:21:54,681 what? Uh, you know, a black. 293 00:21:54,749 --> 00:21:57,217 What? A black negro! 294 00:21:57,286 --> 00:21:59,752 Mark? 295 00:21:59,821 --> 00:22:02,623 A black negro? Right. 296 00:22:02,692 --> 00:22:05,293 Wait a minute. Where'd you get this information? 297 00:22:05,361 --> 00:22:09,164 He never told me he was a black negro. I'm shocked. 298 00:22:09,233 --> 00:22:11,900 Ii don't know what to 299 00:22:13,036 --> 00:22:15,104 thank you for telling me this, Mr. McGrady. 300 00:22:15,172 --> 00:22:17,207 Just when you think you get to know somebody. 301 00:22:17,275 --> 00:22:20,210 I'm gonna go confront him with this right now. Oh, boy! 302 00:22:20,278 --> 00:22:23,414 Mark, a black negro? I can't believe it! 303 00:22:26,919 --> 00:22:28,852 Smart ass little rubberneck. 304 00:22:28,921 --> 00:22:32,424 Boy, this guy McGrady is a real dog brain. 305 00:22:32,493 --> 00:22:35,594 Who cares? Look at this place. 306 00:22:35,662 --> 00:22:37,963 This is a great apartment. 307 00:22:48,777 --> 00:22:52,380 And I love the view. 308 00:23:00,291 --> 00:23:02,741 I think she likes me. 309 00:23:02,810 --> 00:23:04,911 Well, it's your building, Mr. Dunbar. 310 00:23:04,980 --> 00:23:08,281 Yeah. Well, there's nothing legally we can do right now. 311 00:23:08,349 --> 00:23:10,951 You just keep your eyes open for anything that breaks the lease. 312 00:23:11,019 --> 00:23:13,120 Pets, damage, drugs, loud music 313 00:23:13,189 --> 00:23:14,922 ♪ 314 00:23:14,991 --> 00:23:17,841 ♪ it ain't in the skin it ain't in the head ♪ 315 00:23:17,910 --> 00:23:21,380 ♪ it ain't in the rhythm of you, no ♪ 316 00:23:21,448 --> 00:23:24,249 ♪ it's all in the soul ♫ hey, we oughta get an ocelot! 317 00:23:31,126 --> 00:23:33,994 ♫ 318 00:23:40,637 --> 00:23:43,905 So, Gord man, tell me: What do you think? 319 00:23:43,973 --> 00:23:47,809 I think I'm in paradise. I mean, look 320 00:23:47,878 --> 00:23:50,546 these women! They're brilliant, 321 00:23:50,614 --> 00:23:53,849 ambitious, cultured 322 00:23:53,918 --> 00:23:57,154 each one with the intellectual capacity to 323 00:23:59,091 --> 00:24:01,259 she's not wearing a slip, is she? 324 00:24:01,327 --> 00:24:03,361 Ten black guys and one white guy. 325 00:24:03,430 --> 00:24:05,363 What do you call the white guy? I don't know. 326 00:24:05,432 --> 00:24:09,401 Quarterback. You get a thousand black guys and one white guy, 327 00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:11,503 what do you call the white guy? I give up. 328 00:24:11,572 --> 00:24:14,940 Warden. 329 00:24:15,008 --> 00:24:17,243 Sorry. 330 00:24:17,312 --> 00:24:22,450 Look, no offense. Really, just a joke. Hey, no problem. 331 00:24:22,518 --> 00:24:26,187 Yeah. Funny guys. I like them. 332 00:24:26,255 --> 00:24:28,722 What are you gonna do? 333 00:24:28,791 --> 00:24:33,361 So, what's the plan? I say, we divide and conquer. 334 00:24:33,430 --> 00:24:36,899 Well, let's see. Why don't you take the ones with undergarments, 335 00:24:36,968 --> 00:24:38,934 and I'll take the ones without. 336 00:24:40,205 --> 00:24:43,740 We gotta use some system. Indeed. 337 00:24:55,589 --> 00:24:57,590 So, um 338 00:25:02,463 --> 00:25:04,931 excuse me. 339 00:25:08,170 --> 00:25:10,103 Hi. I'm Sarah Walker. 340 00:25:10,172 --> 00:25:12,673 Mark Watson. Can I get you anything? 341 00:25:12,742 --> 00:25:14,908 Cheese, punch, a new car 342 00:25:14,977 --> 00:25:16,910 no, thank you. I just want to let you know... 343 00:25:16,979 --> 00:25:20,081 That the first B.L.S.A. Meeting is this Thursday, in Hastings hall. 344 00:25:20,151 --> 00:25:22,284 Will you be there? It's a date. 345 00:25:22,353 --> 00:25:24,953 No, it's not. 346 00:25:27,825 --> 00:25:30,593 I love the law! 347 00:25:30,662 --> 00:25:34,431 I love being black. 348 00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,901 I love this woman oh, god, is she beautiful! 349 00:25:37,970 --> 00:25:40,038 You gotta believe me. I believe you. 350 00:25:40,106 --> 00:25:43,408 Oh, and she is incredibly attracted to me. 351 00:25:43,477 --> 00:25:45,410 Right. I want to believe you. 352 00:25:45,479 --> 00:25:47,680 If you have a yellow card, ensure that it's signed... 353 00:25:47,748 --> 00:25:51,217 In the upper left hand corner. 354 00:25:51,286 --> 00:25:54,854 Classes now full are hey, gordo. 355 00:25:54,923 --> 00:25:57,724 I think I just changed my mind. I'm taking criminal law. 356 00:25:57,793 --> 00:26:00,761 But, I thought we decided not to take that until next semester. 357 00:26:00,830 --> 00:26:05,266 That's before I found out the prof was a brother. 358 00:26:05,335 --> 00:26:07,736 Mr. Van Dusen? 359 00:26:07,805 --> 00:26:10,972 Here. Miss Walker 360 00:26:11,041 --> 00:26:14,777 here. Mr. Watson 361 00:26:14,846 --> 00:26:16,979 right on. 362 00:26:23,423 --> 00:26:27,825 Mr. Wizansky present, sir. 363 00:26:27,893 --> 00:26:30,662 Miss Zendel? Here. 364 00:26:30,731 --> 00:26:34,700 You know, the minute I saw you, I knew we were both "W's." 365 00:26:36,170 --> 00:26:39,872 God, I just love sitting in alphabetical order, don't you? 366 00:26:39,941 --> 00:26:42,475 More than life itself. God! 367 00:26:42,544 --> 00:26:45,479 Before I discuss the contents of this course, 368 00:26:45,548 --> 00:26:47,648 I would like to make a few things clear. 369 00:26:49,653 --> 00:26:54,522 Some of you may have had easy lives up until now. 370 00:26:55,659 --> 00:26:58,327 Some of you may not. 371 00:26:58,396 --> 00:27:03,833 Life this semester is not going to be easy for any of you. 372 00:27:07,139 --> 00:27:09,906 Your grades in the first year of law school... 373 00:27:09,975 --> 00:27:12,243 Can determine your entire future in the law. 374 00:27:13,446 --> 00:27:15,380 To do well in this course, 375 00:27:15,448 --> 00:27:18,850 you must be fully prepared for each class meeting, 376 00:27:18,919 --> 00:27:22,655 and all written work must be on time. 377 00:27:23,724 --> 00:27:27,827 No excuses. I repeat, no excuses... 378 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:31,731 Will be accepted for failure to complete all tasks assigned... 379 00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:34,302 In the time allotted. 380 00:27:34,370 --> 00:27:36,671 That's what he tells his wife when they go to bed. 381 00:27:41,745 --> 00:27:45,580 Do you have something to say, Mr. Watson? 382 00:27:46,918 --> 00:27:49,619 Well, sir, to be honest, 383 00:27:49,688 --> 00:27:53,457 I just couldn't help murmuring my approval of your opening remarks. 384 00:27:53,526 --> 00:27:55,726 Very impressive, sir. 385 00:27:55,795 --> 00:27:58,061 Try to contain your enthusiasm... 386 00:27:58,130 --> 00:28:00,832 In the future, Mr. Watson. 387 00:28:00,900 --> 00:28:04,936 Please. Call me mark. 388 00:28:11,846 --> 00:28:15,816 You know, if you ever need any help with your homework, or... 389 00:28:15,884 --> 00:28:17,818 If you want to talk 390 00:28:17,886 --> 00:28:20,988 personal problems, anything, 391 00:28:21,057 --> 00:28:23,224 anything at all 392 00:28:23,292 --> 00:28:25,960 I'm there for ya. I'll keep it in mind. 393 00:28:29,633 --> 00:28:33,502 What an ass! What an asshole. 394 00:28:37,275 --> 00:28:40,977 Hey, gordo? What's this "B.L.S.A."? Yeah? 395 00:28:41,045 --> 00:28:46,584 B.L.S.A.? Well, that's the, uh, black law student's association. 396 00:28:46,652 --> 00:28:50,522 I think it's like, you know, a real militant group. 397 00:28:53,260 --> 00:28:56,228 ♫ 398 00:29:11,214 --> 00:29:13,147 Somebody here call a cab? 399 00:29:19,891 --> 00:29:23,392 You're really unbelievable. You said they were a militant group. 400 00:29:25,230 --> 00:29:28,031 Now I've blown it with Sarah. 401 00:29:29,701 --> 00:29:32,369 Mark, mark, check it out. 402 00:29:32,439 --> 00:29:34,822 I told you she liked me. 403 00:29:42,766 --> 00:29:45,935 The lengths some women will go to get to me. 404 00:29:46,004 --> 00:29:48,405 Sometimes, even I can hardly believe it. Hey. 405 00:29:48,473 --> 00:29:50,907 Maybe she likes me. 406 00:29:56,716 --> 00:30:00,719 Hi, there. Hi. Remember me? 407 00:30:00,787 --> 00:30:02,921 Remember you? Are you kidding? 408 00:30:02,989 --> 00:30:05,090 I had your face embroidered on my pillow. 409 00:30:05,158 --> 00:30:07,327 What's your name? 410 00:30:07,395 --> 00:30:10,830 Whitney, what's yours? Hi! Gordon Bloomfeld. 411 00:30:10,898 --> 00:30:12,865 Of the Marina Del Rey Bloomfelds. 412 00:30:12,934 --> 00:30:15,636 Can we help you move anything in? Uh, thank you. 413 00:30:15,705 --> 00:30:17,638 Thank you, that won't be necessary, uh 414 00:30:20,209 --> 00:30:22,544 hmm. Come on, Whitney. 415 00:30:22,613 --> 00:30:25,179 I want you to stay away from him. 416 00:30:25,249 --> 00:30:29,418 Why, because he's black? No, because I say so. 417 00:30:31,556 --> 00:30:33,756 Put it up! All right. 418 00:30:44,671 --> 00:30:46,971 Is this where we sign up? Mm hmm. Names? 419 00:30:47,039 --> 00:30:50,909 Mark Watson. Okey dokey, why don't we just take mark on our team... 420 00:30:50,978 --> 00:30:53,279 And you can have, uh Gordon Bloomfeld. 421 00:30:54,348 --> 00:30:56,283 No, why don't you guys take Gordon, 422 00:30:56,351 --> 00:30:59,786 and we'll take Marcus. Oh, well, you know, look, I... 423 00:30:59,854 --> 00:31:03,824 Wrote it down this way, and I know the way you hate a messy team list. 424 00:31:03,893 --> 00:31:06,761 So, uh, come on. Ernie, you guys get Leon. 425 00:31:06,829 --> 00:31:09,931 We get Marcus. Uh, that's mark. 426 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,200 Look, guys, I'm really not that good or anything. 427 00:31:12,269 --> 00:31:14,202 Well, there you go. He's not really that good. 428 00:31:14,271 --> 00:31:17,807 So, why don't we take him, 'cause in all fairness, we may have the stronger team here. 429 00:31:17,875 --> 00:31:20,343 Listen, scumbag guys, guys. 430 00:31:20,412 --> 00:31:23,781 Look, I'm not that good. Have you played before? 431 00:31:23,849 --> 00:31:26,183 Well, on the playground. 432 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,186 Gimme that. Don't even think about it. 433 00:31:33,694 --> 00:31:35,627 Don't start waiting for this 434 00:31:35,696 --> 00:31:38,030 right here, right now. 435 00:31:38,098 --> 00:31:40,733 Okay. Fillmore, you can take Matthews. 436 00:31:40,802 --> 00:31:42,735 We got Washington here on the coin toss. 437 00:31:42,804 --> 00:31:45,138 So he can take Leonthat's Watson. 438 00:31:45,207 --> 00:31:48,875 Right. Sorry, Marcus. Okay! Let's go! 439 00:32:05,663 --> 00:32:07,597 ♪ Coming to you ♪ 440 00:32:07,666 --> 00:32:10,233 ♪ on a delta road ♪ 441 00:32:10,301 --> 00:32:14,238 ♪ good loving I've got a truckload ♪ 442 00:32:14,306 --> 00:32:16,407 ♪ and when you get it ♪ 443 00:32:16,476 --> 00:32:18,776 ♪ you got somethin' ♪ 444 00:32:18,845 --> 00:32:20,779 ♪ don't worry ♪ 445 00:32:20,848 --> 00:32:22,781 ♪ 'cause I'm coming ♪ 446 00:32:22,850 --> 00:32:25,417 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 447 00:32:26,988 --> 00:32:29,689 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 448 00:32:31,459 --> 00:32:34,261 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 449 00:32:34,329 --> 00:32:38,131 ♪ oh, lord ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 450 00:32:40,302 --> 00:32:42,236 ♪ got what I got ♪ 451 00:32:42,305 --> 00:32:44,238 ♪ the hard way ♪ 452 00:32:44,307 --> 00:32:48,577 ♪ but I'll make it better each and every day ♪ 453 00:32:48,646 --> 00:32:50,780 ♪ be sure, honey ♪ 454 00:32:50,848 --> 00:32:52,948 ♪ hey, don't you fret ♪ 455 00:32:53,017 --> 00:32:55,318 ♪ 'cause you ain't seen ♪ 456 00:32:55,387 --> 00:32:57,320 ♪ nothin' yet ♪ 457 00:32:57,389 --> 00:32:59,890 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 458 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:03,561 ♪ oh, lord ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 459 00:33:05,632 --> 00:33:08,533 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 460 00:33:08,601 --> 00:33:12,671 ♪ oh, lord ♪ ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 461 00:33:12,740 --> 00:33:16,208 ♪ look ♪ ♪ I was brought up ♪ 462 00:33:16,277 --> 00:33:18,878 ♪ on a side street ♪ 463 00:33:18,947 --> 00:33:22,715 ♪ I learned to love before I could eat ♪ 464 00:33:22,784 --> 00:33:25,185 ♪ hey, I was educated ♪ 465 00:33:25,254 --> 00:33:27,187 ♪ from good, good stock ♪ 466 00:33:27,256 --> 00:33:30,425 ♪ when I start lovin' oh, I can't stop ♪ 467 00:33:30,494 --> 00:33:33,595 ♪ 'cause I'm a soul man ♪ 468 00:33:35,599 --> 00:33:37,816 ♪ baby, I'm a soul man ♪ 469 00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:43,055 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 470 00:33:43,124 --> 00:33:46,659 ♪ yeah, I'm a soul man ♪ 471 00:33:49,131 --> 00:33:53,167 ♪ grab the rope and I'll pull you in ♪ 472 00:33:53,236 --> 00:33:55,403 ♪ give you hope ♪ 473 00:33:55,471 --> 00:33:57,638 ♪ and be your funky boyfriend ♪ 474 00:33:57,707 --> 00:34:00,175 ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ 475 00:34:08,320 --> 00:34:10,387 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ 476 00:34:12,591 --> 00:34:14,658 ♪ I'm a soul man ♪ ♪ soul man ♫ 477 00:34:19,098 --> 00:34:21,967 Miss Zendel! 478 00:34:23,971 --> 00:34:26,672 Can you cite for us the precedent for that decision? 479 00:34:26,741 --> 00:34:29,809 Uh... yes, sir. 480 00:34:31,512 --> 00:34:34,648 I mean, uh 481 00:34:34,716 --> 00:34:36,650 I mean, uh 482 00:34:38,087 --> 00:34:43,458 well, actually, what I mean is that 483 00:34:43,526 --> 00:34:47,529 no, sir, I can't. 484 00:34:47,598 --> 00:34:51,267 God! Mr. Wizansky? 485 00:34:51,336 --> 00:34:54,236 Yes, sir. I believe I can. 486 00:34:54,306 --> 00:34:59,042 It was the 1972 case of Oklahoma vs. Powell. 487 00:34:59,111 --> 00:35:02,413 Very authoritatively stated, Mr. Wizansky, and very wrong. 488 00:35:02,482 --> 00:35:05,216 Mr. Watson? 489 00:35:06,652 --> 00:35:10,356 Can you name the precedent for us? Yes, sir. 490 00:35:10,424 --> 00:35:12,958 The "precedent," sir, is 491 00:35:13,027 --> 00:35:16,196 is Ronald Reagan, sir. 492 00:35:16,264 --> 00:35:19,132 Mr. Watson. 493 00:35:19,201 --> 00:35:22,235 I am not a humorless man. 494 00:35:22,304 --> 00:35:26,407 But if you're going to take up my class time making jokes, 495 00:35:26,476 --> 00:35:28,609 please see to it that they are funny! 496 00:35:30,714 --> 00:35:33,681 Miss Walker? 497 00:35:33,750 --> 00:35:36,886 Uh, Rhode Island vs. Calletano. 498 00:35:36,954 --> 00:35:39,489 What year, miss Walker? 499 00:35:40,725 --> 00:35:42,658 1969, sir. 500 00:35:42,727 --> 00:35:46,696 Anyone else here agree with miss Walker's citation? 501 00:35:51,771 --> 00:35:54,805 That's unfortunate. It happens to be correct. 502 00:35:57,377 --> 00:36:00,246 Hey, Sarah? 503 00:36:00,314 --> 00:36:03,382 That was really good in there. I was impressed. Thanks. 504 00:36:03,451 --> 00:36:05,519 Listen, I was just wondering if, you know, 505 00:36:05,587 --> 00:36:07,720 maybe you'd like to get together sometime. 506 00:36:07,789 --> 00:36:10,290 And do what? Storm the administration building? 507 00:36:10,359 --> 00:36:13,061 Maybe take a few hostages? Sure! 508 00:36:13,129 --> 00:36:16,564 Or, we could just stay at home and phone in a few bomb threats if you'd rather. 509 00:36:18,902 --> 00:36:22,571 Listen, about that, uh, B.L.S.A. Thing. 510 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:25,374 I'm really sorry, you know. I wasn't trying to make fun of it or anything, 511 00:36:25,443 --> 00:36:28,278 I was just trying to make an impression. You did. 512 00:36:28,346 --> 00:36:31,314 You know, there's something really strange about you, and I don't know what it is. 513 00:36:31,383 --> 00:36:34,651 You see? You see? I knew you'd like me once you got to know me. 514 00:36:34,720 --> 00:36:37,521 Come on. Why don't you let me buy you dinner sometime? You gotta eat, right? 515 00:36:37,590 --> 00:36:40,658 Mark, this is Harvard. I don't have to eat. I don't have to sleep. 516 00:36:40,727 --> 00:36:44,662 I just have to study. Okay, so let's study together. I could drill you. 517 00:36:44,731 --> 00:36:47,400 Quiz you. Come on. I'm serious about this. 518 00:36:47,469 --> 00:36:49,835 I know you don't need the help, but I could really use it. 519 00:36:49,904 --> 00:36:53,740 What do you say? My place, tonight. I can't tonight. 520 00:36:53,809 --> 00:36:55,842 Friday. In the library. 521 00:36:55,911 --> 00:36:58,412 You want to study on a Friday night? 522 00:37:00,416 --> 00:37:03,651 Okay. Friday night. 523 00:37:03,720 --> 00:37:06,421 8:00, second floor lounge. It's a date. 524 00:37:06,490 --> 00:37:09,425 No. It's an appointment. 525 00:37:10,861 --> 00:37:13,596 Okay, it's an appointment! 526 00:37:13,664 --> 00:37:17,066 I met her at the laundromat. I'm not saying it's serious or anything, 527 00:37:17,136 --> 00:37:20,203 but, uh, we did share a dryer. 528 00:37:20,272 --> 00:37:23,407 Gentle cycle. Low heat. 529 00:37:23,476 --> 00:37:28,780 We just sat together and watched our clothes rolling around on top of one another. 530 00:37:28,849 --> 00:37:31,049 I think it stirred something in both of us. 531 00:37:31,118 --> 00:37:35,354 You know, I got a study date with Sarah Friday night? 532 00:37:35,422 --> 00:37:37,757 I'm Thinkin' about growing some 'dreads. 533 00:37:37,825 --> 00:37:40,160 She let me put my hand inside her blouse. 534 00:37:40,228 --> 00:37:42,708 It wasn't the one she was wearing, of course, but it's a start. 535 00:37:42,764 --> 00:37:44,731 Isn't it great? Oh, it sure is. 536 00:37:44,800 --> 00:37:47,168 Maybe I should get my car reuphol, Gordon? 537 00:37:47,236 --> 00:37:50,972 Woohoo! Woohoo! Gordon Bloomfeld? Is that you? 538 00:37:51,041 --> 00:37:54,209 It can't be! It is. Keep walkin'. 539 00:37:55,212 --> 00:37:57,146 Shit! Don't say anything. 540 00:37:57,215 --> 00:37:59,148 She might recognize your voice. Gordy? 541 00:37:59,217 --> 00:38:03,786 Gordon? Gordon Bloomfeld! Gordon! 542 00:38:03,854 --> 00:38:08,192 Oh, it is so good to see you! 543 00:38:08,260 --> 00:38:10,360 Why haven't you called us? 544 00:38:10,429 --> 00:38:12,597 Hi, Lisa. Hi. 545 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:15,066 Brad. How's it going, Gordon? 546 00:38:15,134 --> 00:38:19,838 Hi, I'm Lisa Stimson, and this is Brad small. Say hi, Brad. 547 00:38:19,907 --> 00:38:23,409 We're old friends of Gordy's. Do you go to Harvard, too? 548 00:38:23,477 --> 00:38:26,779 It's a great school, isn't it? Just the best? 549 00:38:29,284 --> 00:38:31,484 Is he blind? What? 550 00:38:31,553 --> 00:38:36,056 Is he blind? No, no. He's just dumb. 551 00:38:36,125 --> 00:38:38,526 Completely dumb. And a little deaf. 552 00:38:38,595 --> 00:38:42,598 You're going to have to speak up. Hey! This is Brad... 553 00:38:42,666 --> 00:38:44,600 And Lisa! 554 00:38:44,668 --> 00:38:48,538 I'd like you to meet my good friend, uh, Karim. 555 00:38:48,607 --> 00:38:50,640 Karim Abdul... Ali. 556 00:38:50,709 --> 00:38:52,942 Nice to meet you, Karim! 557 00:38:54,847 --> 00:38:56,947 Is he a Muslim, or 558 00:38:57,015 --> 00:38:59,983 no, he's Canadian. Oh, no kidding. 559 00:39:00,052 --> 00:39:03,388 Does Karim go to Harvard, too? Uh, no. 560 00:39:03,457 --> 00:39:06,057 Uh, he works. That is, he's looking for work. 561 00:39:06,126 --> 00:39:11,397 He was a Mountie up in Canada, don't you know? So it's been an uphill battle. 562 00:39:11,466 --> 00:39:15,068 There's so little for mounties in Boston. 563 00:39:15,137 --> 00:39:17,471 If you hear of anything oh, yeah, absolutely. 564 00:39:17,539 --> 00:39:20,006 We'll keep our eyes open. 565 00:39:20,075 --> 00:39:22,009 So, Gordy, how's mark? 566 00:39:22,078 --> 00:39:26,147 You know, Brad may be going here next year. We just checked in up at admissions. 567 00:39:26,215 --> 00:39:29,985 And they told us that he is at the top of the transfer wait list! 568 00:39:30,053 --> 00:39:33,155 Oh, that's great, Brad. 569 00:39:33,223 --> 00:39:35,759 Yeah, just one person drops out of your class, 570 00:39:35,827 --> 00:39:38,528 or gets kicked out, and I'm in. 571 00:39:38,597 --> 00:39:43,367 You know, he looks familiar. He's a common physical type! 572 00:39:43,436 --> 00:39:48,238 Uh, look, it was really great to see the two of you like this, but, uh 573 00:39:48,308 --> 00:39:50,241 oh. We gotta go. 574 00:39:50,311 --> 00:39:53,211 Come on, Karim. You don't want to be late! 575 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,181 He's got a, uh, meeting with the park police at 2:00. 576 00:39:56,249 --> 00:40:01,020 He's interviewing with some of their top... horses. 577 00:40:01,088 --> 00:40:04,057 Well, bye bye. Let's get together, real soon! 578 00:40:08,597 --> 00:40:12,099 I think you handled that very well. Thank you. 579 00:40:15,639 --> 00:40:18,106 Come on in. Hi. 580 00:40:19,811 --> 00:40:22,645 Do you think you could help me change the washer on my shower? 581 00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:25,148 I can't find Mr. McGrady anywhere. 582 00:40:26,785 --> 00:40:29,118 So you go to Radcliffe? 583 00:40:30,622 --> 00:40:32,757 Very impressive. 584 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,427 What's your major? 585 00:40:36,496 --> 00:40:39,498 Political science. Honors. 586 00:40:39,567 --> 00:40:41,500 Of course. But what does that really mean anyway? 587 00:40:41,569 --> 00:40:44,269 It's all such a game. 588 00:40:46,007 --> 00:40:49,008 I'm writing my senior thesis on the American civil rights movement. 589 00:40:49,077 --> 00:40:51,378 What? 590 00:40:51,446 --> 00:40:56,884 No, it's this is just such an incredible coincidence. 591 00:40:57,953 --> 00:40:59,988 I happen to love civil rights. 592 00:41:00,056 --> 00:41:02,824 God. Really? 593 00:41:02,893 --> 00:41:07,463 That was incredible, mark. 594 00:41:16,208 --> 00:41:19,810 I mean, it was like... 595 00:41:19,879 --> 00:41:22,380 I could really feel... 596 00:41:22,449 --> 00:41:24,716 Four hundred years of oppression... 597 00:41:24,785 --> 00:41:28,521 And anger in every pelvic thrust! 598 00:41:28,589 --> 00:41:32,491 Ohh! 599 00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:36,996 I hope you don't mind if I use bits of this interlude in a short story I'm working on. 600 00:41:37,065 --> 00:41:40,366 Well wait. It's called "shades of gray." 601 00:41:40,436 --> 00:41:44,071 Because, you know, I really don't feel like there's any black and white. 602 00:41:44,140 --> 00:41:47,207 Only shades of gray. 603 00:41:51,315 --> 00:41:53,649 Well, like the stereotypes about black men. 604 00:41:53,717 --> 00:41:57,587 Some of them are true. Like the breast thing. 605 00:41:57,656 --> 00:42:01,458 And, well, you really are very... 606 00:42:01,526 --> 00:42:04,995 Dynamic, sexually. 607 00:42:05,064 --> 00:42:09,433 But then, of course, some of the stereotypes are completely untrue. 608 00:42:09,502 --> 00:42:13,605 Yeah? Like what? Like the one about penis size. 609 00:42:13,674 --> 00:42:16,475 I'm having dinner with my parents tonight. 610 00:42:16,543 --> 00:42:20,079 Why don't you come with me? I'd love for them to meet you. Uh, tonight, I don't 611 00:42:20,147 --> 00:42:22,281 wait! 612 00:42:22,350 --> 00:42:24,585 Before you say no... 613 00:42:24,653 --> 00:42:27,588 Let me tell you what's for dessert. 614 00:42:51,249 --> 00:42:53,250 Thank you. 615 00:42:57,123 --> 00:42:59,992 Raspberry tart, mark? Oh, no thank you. 616 00:43:00,060 --> 00:43:03,228 I really couldn't eat another bite. 617 00:43:03,296 --> 00:43:06,365 All my life, 618 00:43:09,738 --> 00:43:11,771 white women! 619 00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,509 And now, at last, I'm going to have one! 620 00:43:24,654 --> 00:43:27,723 Bundy Dunbar, how many times have I asked you... 621 00:43:27,792 --> 00:43:30,426 Not to watch that thing at the dinner table? 622 00:43:53,687 --> 00:43:58,291 Daddy, did I tell you mark's going to Harvard law school? On scholarship? 623 00:43:58,359 --> 00:44:00,794 Yes. Yeah. You did. 624 00:44:00,862 --> 00:44:04,632 Go get my heroin and my hypodermic needle, bitch! 625 00:44:04,700 --> 00:44:06,634 Get me some more watermelon while you're at it. 626 00:44:06,702 --> 00:44:08,669 Yes, dear. White, fat-ass slut. 627 00:44:10,741 --> 00:44:13,475 What yo' lookin' at? 628 00:44:34,835 --> 00:44:38,971 Hi. Oh, Sarah called a couple hours ago. 629 00:44:39,039 --> 00:44:43,776 Sounded sorta pissed. Oh, shit! 630 00:44:43,845 --> 00:44:46,646 You will see on your syllabus... 631 00:44:46,715 --> 00:44:51,285 That your first major written assignment is due... 632 00:44:51,354 --> 00:44:54,655 The Wednesday before Thanksgiving. 633 00:44:56,025 --> 00:44:58,025 I would suggest that you begin work on it... 634 00:44:58,094 --> 00:45:00,028 As soon as possible. 635 00:45:00,097 --> 00:45:02,798 Those of you whose performance so far... 636 00:45:02,867 --> 00:45:07,136 Has been less than... outstanding... 637 00:45:07,205 --> 00:45:11,340 Might try to do a particularly good job. 638 00:45:16,883 --> 00:45:19,818 Sarah, I'm really sorry. 639 00:45:19,887 --> 00:45:22,554 Something came up. 640 00:45:22,623 --> 00:45:24,890 Can we study tonight? 641 00:45:24,958 --> 00:45:27,693 No. I think you just better drill yourself. 642 00:45:36,138 --> 00:45:38,171 Mark, I understand what you're feeling. 643 00:45:38,240 --> 00:45:41,576 But honestly I think we just need to talk this thing through. 644 00:45:42,913 --> 00:45:45,780 I mean, we don't have any problems sexually, right? 645 00:45:50,220 --> 00:45:55,825 Excuse me, miss, but do you have any of that jello salad with the little marshmallows in it? 646 00:45:59,397 --> 00:46:02,567 Uh, I'm so sorry. We're out of that right now. 647 00:46:08,776 --> 00:46:12,210 How many black electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? 648 00:46:12,279 --> 00:46:15,513 I give up. Two! One to hold the light bulb, 649 00:46:15,584 --> 00:46:18,718 and the other one to drive the pink Cadillac in tight circles. 650 00:46:21,056 --> 00:46:23,457 Hey, guy! Sorry. Really. 651 00:46:23,525 --> 00:46:26,627 No offense, right? Just a little joke? 652 00:46:26,696 --> 00:46:29,965 Don't worry about it. 653 00:47:52,727 --> 00:47:55,361 Jesus Christ! 654 00:48:02,038 --> 00:48:05,339 What the hell did I do? You changed lanes without signaling. 655 00:48:05,408 --> 00:48:07,241 So let's see your license and registration. 656 00:48:07,310 --> 00:48:11,113 If you haven't lost it. I haven't lost it. 657 00:48:24,396 --> 00:48:27,631 All right, so I lost it! There's no law against that. 658 00:48:27,700 --> 00:48:29,634 Look, I really don't have time for this. 659 00:48:29,703 --> 00:48:33,105 I have a very important assignment due tomorrow, and 660 00:48:33,173 --> 00:48:37,977 okay. Okay, so I misplaced my license. What the hell are you gonna do, arrest me? 661 00:48:48,257 --> 00:48:50,291 Hi, there. 662 00:48:51,895 --> 00:48:54,295 Good game? 663 00:48:57,334 --> 00:49:00,870 We lost gee, that's too bad. 664 00:49:05,177 --> 00:49:07,710 To a bunch of niggers. 665 00:49:14,788 --> 00:49:18,190 But this, of course, raises the question... 666 00:49:18,259 --> 00:49:21,593 Of criminal intent. 667 00:49:25,166 --> 00:49:28,567 I see he decided to come in native costume today. 668 00:49:28,636 --> 00:49:31,504 If you've had some sort of accident... 669 00:49:31,572 --> 00:49:33,507 Mr. Watson, 670 00:49:33,575 --> 00:49:35,709 perhaps you should have taken the entire day off. 671 00:49:35,778 --> 00:49:37,711 Oh, I'm fine. 672 00:49:37,780 --> 00:49:41,382 I just got in sort of a fight. 673 00:49:41,451 --> 00:49:44,286 I mean I mean, it wasn't my fault! 674 00:49:44,354 --> 00:49:49,058 You see, they threw me in this cell with these real ass 675 00:49:49,127 --> 00:49:53,763 some extremely unsportsmanlike fellows. 676 00:49:53,833 --> 00:49:58,468 I dislike interruptions in my class, Mr. Watson. 677 00:49:58,537 --> 00:50:01,639 Try to remember that if you can. 678 00:50:01,708 --> 00:50:04,275 Yes, sir. 679 00:50:13,087 --> 00:50:15,722 Please leave your assignments with me before you go. 680 00:50:19,194 --> 00:50:21,328 Watson. 681 00:50:21,397 --> 00:50:24,832 I don't believe I have your paper. 682 00:50:29,139 --> 00:50:32,274 Look, professor, 683 00:50:32,343 --> 00:50:34,276 with all due respect, sir, 684 00:50:35,747 --> 00:50:38,514 I just spent 18 hours in a jail cell... 685 00:50:38,583 --> 00:50:40,616 On no formal charges, 686 00:50:40,685 --> 00:50:44,288 getting pulverized by drunken bigots. 687 00:50:44,357 --> 00:50:47,557 And you expect memr. Watson, 688 00:50:47,626 --> 00:50:51,229 I said there would be no excuses for late work, 689 00:50:51,298 --> 00:50:54,099 and I meant no excuses. 690 00:50:54,167 --> 00:50:58,504 A judge and jury won't give a damn if you've had a bad day before a trial. 691 00:51:00,074 --> 00:51:03,142 I would think you... 692 00:51:03,211 --> 00:51:05,545 Could understand. 693 00:51:05,614 --> 00:51:08,681 You'll get no special treatment from me, Mr. Watson. 694 00:51:08,750 --> 00:51:11,819 Do you hear me? No special treatment. 695 00:51:11,888 --> 00:51:15,390 And if that means you've got to work twice as hard... 696 00:51:15,458 --> 00:51:17,626 As these little white shits, 697 00:51:17,694 --> 00:51:21,330 then you damn well better work twice as hard. 698 00:51:24,368 --> 00:51:28,871 I understand you are allowed one phone call from jail? 699 00:51:28,941 --> 00:51:32,310 Yes, sir. 700 00:51:34,713 --> 00:51:38,115 Next time you get arrested, use it to call me. 701 00:51:40,687 --> 00:51:43,221 I'll bring you your books. 702 00:51:43,290 --> 00:51:46,225 You can study in jail, if you have to. 703 00:51:46,294 --> 00:51:48,227 You understand me? 704 00:51:50,765 --> 00:51:55,102 Yes, sir. You have that paper on my desk by 9:00 tomorrow morning. 705 00:51:56,905 --> 00:51:59,907 Yes, sir. 706 00:51:59,977 --> 00:52:02,110 Oh, Mr. Watson? 707 00:52:03,513 --> 00:52:06,614 Have a nice Thanksgiving. 708 00:52:06,683 --> 00:52:09,185 ♪ Cold, empty bed ♪ 709 00:52:09,253 --> 00:52:11,988 ♪ Springs hard as lead ♪ 710 00:52:12,056 --> 00:52:14,458 ♪ feel like old Ned ♪ 711 00:52:14,526 --> 00:52:16,626 ♪ wished I was dead ♪ 712 00:52:16,695 --> 00:52:19,662 ♪ what did I do ♪ 713 00:52:19,731 --> 00:52:22,700 ♪ to be so black and blue ♪ 714 00:52:24,604 --> 00:52:26,304 ♪ mm ♪ 715 00:52:26,373 --> 00:52:31,143 ♪ even the mouse ran from my house ♪ 716 00:52:31,212 --> 00:52:33,445 ♪ they'll laugh at you ♪ 717 00:52:33,514 --> 00:52:35,781 ♪ and scorn you too ♪ 718 00:52:35,850 --> 00:52:38,251 ♪ what did I do ♪ 719 00:52:38,320 --> 00:52:41,554 ♪ to be so black and blue ♪ 720 00:52:43,893 --> 00:52:48,029 ♪ mm, I'm white ♪ 721 00:52:48,097 --> 00:52:50,465 ♪ inside ♪ 722 00:52:50,534 --> 00:52:53,635 ♪ but that don't help my case ♪ 723 00:52:55,372 --> 00:52:57,606 ♪ 'cause I ♪ 724 00:52:57,675 --> 00:53:00,343 ♪ can't hide ♪ 725 00:53:00,412 --> 00:53:02,611 ♪ what is in my face ♪ 726 00:53:08,987 --> 00:53:11,356 ♪ how will it end ♪ 727 00:53:11,425 --> 00:53:14,459 ♪ ain't got a friend ♪ 728 00:53:14,528 --> 00:53:16,461 ♪ my only sin ♪ 729 00:53:16,530 --> 00:53:18,897 ♪ is in my skin ♪ 730 00:53:18,966 --> 00:53:21,133 ♪ what did I do ♪ 731 00:53:21,202 --> 00:53:24,438 ♪ to be so black and blue ♪ 732 00:53:49,067 --> 00:53:51,201 ♪ how will it end ♪ 733 00:53:51,269 --> 00:53:53,904 ♪ ain't got a friend ♪ 734 00:53:53,973 --> 00:53:56,340 ♪ my only sin ♪ 735 00:53:56,409 --> 00:53:58,676 ♪ is in my skin ♪ 736 00:53:58,745 --> 00:54:00,845 ♪ what did I do ♪ 737 00:54:00,914 --> 00:54:03,248 ♪ to be so black ♪ 738 00:54:03,317 --> 00:54:08,688 ♪ and blue ♪ 739 00:54:09,691 --> 00:54:11,857 ♪ yeah ♫ 740 00:54:27,845 --> 00:54:31,580 So, you go to Harvard? 741 00:54:31,649 --> 00:54:33,549 Nah, I go to Eleanor Roosevelt. 742 00:54:33,618 --> 00:54:36,720 Eleanor Roosevelt? Good school. 743 00:54:38,757 --> 00:54:40,657 My name's mark Watson. What's yours? 744 00:54:40,726 --> 00:54:43,461 George Walker. 745 00:54:48,369 --> 00:54:50,302 Sarah! Hi. 746 00:54:50,371 --> 00:54:52,871 I didn't know you had a I mean yeah. 747 00:54:52,940 --> 00:54:55,908 Come on, George. It's getting crowded. You've gotta go sit in the back. 748 00:55:06,222 --> 00:55:10,892 Okay. Why did the negro wear a tux on his way to his vasectomy? Why? 749 00:55:10,961 --> 00:55:14,629 "Because if I'm gonna be 'impotent, ' 750 00:55:14,698 --> 00:55:16,932 I might as well look 'impo'tant.'" 751 00:55:23,040 --> 00:55:24,975 hey, no offense. Right, pal? 752 00:55:30,416 --> 00:55:35,720 There are a number of cases exemplary of this phenomenon. 753 00:55:38,626 --> 00:55:40,559 Miss Walker. 754 00:55:40,628 --> 00:55:44,196 Could you cite one for us? 755 00:55:46,001 --> 00:55:48,869 Uh 756 00:55:50,205 --> 00:55:53,674 uh uh, sir, I believe that was the 1979... 757 00:55:53,743 --> 00:55:55,910 Case of new York Mr.. Watson. 758 00:55:55,978 --> 00:55:59,848 If this were a court of law, you would be cited for contempt. 759 00:55:59,917 --> 00:56:04,052 Uh, well I would never do that in court, sir. 760 00:56:04,121 --> 00:56:07,524 Not that I don't have the same respect for you you may shut up now, 761 00:56:07,592 --> 00:56:10,259 Mr. Watson. Thank you, sir. 762 00:56:18,704 --> 00:56:22,974 Miss Walker, perhaps you could complete the case citation... 763 00:56:23,043 --> 00:56:25,343 That your irrepressible colleague... 764 00:56:25,412 --> 00:56:27,346 So ably began. 765 00:56:29,584 --> 00:56:32,251 Uh 766 00:56:35,691 --> 00:56:38,759 no, sir. I can't. 767 00:56:38,828 --> 00:56:43,230 Don't apologize to me. Just remember, 768 00:56:43,299 --> 00:56:45,500 the final is less than two weeks away, 769 00:56:45,569 --> 00:56:47,903 and you're going to need an "a"... 770 00:56:47,972 --> 00:56:51,273 If you hope to bring your grade for the semester up to an acceptable level. 771 00:56:51,342 --> 00:56:53,275 Yes, sir. 772 00:56:57,549 --> 00:56:59,483 Sarah, wait a second. 773 00:56:59,551 --> 00:57:01,618 Sarah! 774 00:57:05,057 --> 00:57:08,092 Sarah, wait a second. Oh, just leave me alone. 775 00:57:08,160 --> 00:57:10,095 Sorry. Listen, I just wanted to 776 00:57:10,163 --> 00:57:12,798 don't you think I've had enough humiliation for one day? 777 00:57:12,867 --> 00:57:17,103 No! I mean 778 00:57:17,171 --> 00:57:19,772 ii mean I don't think you should feel humiliated. 779 00:57:19,841 --> 00:57:21,774 Don't patronize me. 780 00:57:21,843 --> 00:57:24,444 I'm not! Sarah 781 00:57:24,514 --> 00:57:27,748 Sarah, listen to me. You're the smartest person in that class. 782 00:57:27,817 --> 00:57:30,952 You just have too much to do. You're working twice as hard as everybody else. 783 00:57:31,021 --> 00:57:32,954 It looks like I'm not working hard enough. 784 00:57:33,023 --> 00:57:35,757 Well, Jesus, you just don't have enough time! Exactly! 785 00:57:35,826 --> 00:57:38,293 And the last thing I have time for is you. 786 00:57:40,565 --> 00:57:45,035 Look. I don't want to be a pain in the ass here, 787 00:57:45,103 --> 00:57:47,771 but I just want to say that the offer still stands. 788 00:57:47,840 --> 00:57:49,907 To study together. 789 00:57:49,975 --> 00:57:53,778 You know, we both need this final to pull our grades up. And we still have ten days. 790 00:57:55,515 --> 00:57:58,283 I'll be in the library at 7:00, if you're interested. 791 00:58:08,263 --> 00:58:11,330 All right. New York versus Rottenburg, 1979. 792 00:58:11,399 --> 00:58:16,871 What was the relevant passage of the judge's decision? Don't smile at me. 793 00:58:16,940 --> 00:58:21,109 ♪ I'm not afraid of letting go ♪ here you go. 794 00:58:21,178 --> 00:58:25,346 ♪ I've got to find what's right for me ♪ 795 00:58:25,415 --> 00:58:28,451 ♪ what's right for me ♪ 796 00:58:31,056 --> 00:58:34,257 ♪ I'm not afraid to stand alone ♪ 797 00:58:34,326 --> 00:58:37,461 ♪ if that's the way it has to be ♪ 798 00:58:43,103 --> 00:58:47,840 ♪ after all that I've been through ♪ 799 00:58:49,243 --> 00:58:54,414 ♪ there's magic when I'm here with you ♪ 800 00:58:56,551 --> 00:58:58,752 ♪ I feel so free ♪ 801 00:58:58,821 --> 00:59:02,657 ♪ it's like a fantasy ♪ 802 00:59:02,726 --> 00:59:06,060 ♪ having you next to me ♪ 803 00:59:06,129 --> 00:59:09,331 ♪ suddenly it's magic ♪ 804 00:59:09,399 --> 00:59:13,168 ♪ one look, one touch ♪ 805 00:59:13,237 --> 00:59:15,739 ♪ words just don't say enough ♪ 806 00:59:15,807 --> 00:59:19,208 ♪ when you fall in love ♪ 807 00:59:19,277 --> 00:59:24,749 ♪ suddenly suddenly it's magic ♪ 808 00:59:29,122 --> 00:59:32,490 ♪ we can dream our dreams forever ♪ 809 00:59:32,559 --> 00:59:35,593 ♪ when I'm here with you baby ♪ 810 00:59:35,663 --> 00:59:40,366 ♪ heaven's a heartbeat away ♪ 811 00:59:42,336 --> 00:59:45,639 ♪ now that we're together ♪ 812 00:59:45,708 --> 00:59:48,942 ♪ love could last forever ♪ 813 00:59:49,011 --> 00:59:51,646 ♪ there's a magic in my life ♪ 814 00:59:51,715 --> 00:59:54,315 ♪ with you, you ♪ 815 00:59:56,053 --> 00:59:59,454 ♪ one look, one touch ♪ 816 00:59:59,523 --> 01:00:02,091 ♪ words just don't say enough ♪ 817 01:00:02,160 --> 01:00:05,128 ♪ when you fall in love ♪ 818 01:00:05,197 --> 01:00:09,332 ♪ suddenly it's magic ♪ 819 01:00:09,401 --> 01:00:13,604 ♪ suddenly it's magic ♪ I've gotta go. 820 01:00:13,673 --> 01:00:17,541 George is running a fever and I want to see him before he goes to bed. 821 01:00:17,610 --> 01:00:19,945 Let me drive you. No, it's okay. I can take a bus. 822 01:00:20,014 --> 01:00:22,848 Sarah, don't be a martyr. 823 01:00:22,917 --> 01:00:25,685 I'm not a martyr. I've just seen the way you drive. 824 01:00:25,754 --> 01:00:29,155 ♪ One look, one touch ♪ 825 01:00:29,224 --> 01:00:31,758 ♪ words just don't say enough ♪ 826 01:00:31,827 --> 01:00:35,196 ♪ when you fall in love ♪ 827 01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:38,532 ♪ suddenly, suddenly ♪ 828 01:00:38,601 --> 01:00:42,070 ♪ I feel so free ♪ 829 01:00:42,139 --> 01:00:45,440 ♪ it's like a fantasy ♫ 830 01:00:45,508 --> 01:00:50,479 Grandma and grandpa Walker, this is my friend, mark Watson. Glad to know you, mark. 831 01:00:50,548 --> 01:00:53,482 Sarah, here's a letter from your mom and your dad. 832 01:00:53,552 --> 01:00:56,386 Come in this morning. Oh, grandpa, thank you. 833 01:00:56,455 --> 01:00:58,756 Uh, I'll open it later. 834 01:00:58,824 --> 01:01:02,727 Mark, you know that son of ours is just so proud of this girl here. 835 01:01:02,796 --> 01:01:06,231 He writes to her every week just to let her know how smart she is. 836 01:01:06,299 --> 01:01:08,567 I think it's just about gone to her head. 837 01:01:08,636 --> 01:01:11,470 I'll bet mark's people are pretty proud of him too. 838 01:01:11,538 --> 01:01:15,408 I bet they are. I bet they are too. 839 01:01:18,446 --> 01:01:21,949 Me Quambo will destroy you. 840 01:01:27,056 --> 01:01:29,057 My circuits are damaged. 841 01:01:29,126 --> 01:01:34,529 What do you mean you wanna watch Johnny Carson? 842 01:01:34,598 --> 01:01:36,766 Sandra Macclosky gets to. 843 01:01:36,835 --> 01:01:40,103 Well, George Walker goes to bed at 8:30 and that's that. 844 01:01:40,172 --> 01:01:42,105 Okay? Okay. 845 01:01:42,174 --> 01:01:44,574 So are you warm enough? Yeah, I'm warm enough. 846 01:01:44,643 --> 01:01:46,911 All right, precious. 847 01:01:46,979 --> 01:01:48,913 Good night. 848 01:01:49,917 --> 01:01:52,284 Joan rivers is hosting. 849 01:01:52,352 --> 01:01:57,256 Joan rivers? What do you mean Joan rivers is hosting? 850 01:01:57,325 --> 01:02:01,393 How do you know about Joan rivers? Where do you get these things? 851 01:02:01,462 --> 01:02:05,866 Oh, Georgie. All right. 852 01:02:05,935 --> 01:02:09,436 Okay. Good night. 853 01:02:09,504 --> 01:02:11,539 Good night. 854 01:02:12,775 --> 01:02:15,944 So George and I are at the checkout counter, 855 01:02:16,012 --> 01:02:17,947 and the girl goes, 856 01:02:18,015 --> 01:02:21,150 "if you have food stamps, I need to see them first." 857 01:02:21,219 --> 01:02:23,152 And I look at her and I say, 858 01:02:23,221 --> 01:02:26,890 "oh. And what if I have an American express gold card?" 859 01:02:26,959 --> 01:02:29,059 You have an American express gold card? 860 01:02:29,127 --> 01:02:32,163 Yes, in the glove compartment of my Lamborghini. 861 01:02:36,236 --> 01:02:38,937 So how long were you married? 862 01:02:39,006 --> 01:02:42,007 Two years. 863 01:02:42,076 --> 01:02:46,179 I don't know. I guess we got married too young. 864 01:02:46,248 --> 01:02:49,582 But how can I regret it? I wouldn't have George. 865 01:02:49,650 --> 01:02:51,584 He's a great kid. 866 01:02:51,652 --> 01:02:53,587 He really keeps me going. 867 01:02:53,655 --> 01:02:57,524 I would never have had the courage to apply to law school if it weren't for him. 868 01:02:57,593 --> 01:03:01,729 I want to give him everything. You'll spoil him rotten. 869 01:03:01,798 --> 01:03:05,800 Given half a chance. 870 01:03:05,869 --> 01:03:07,803 So what about you? 871 01:03:07,872 --> 01:03:10,506 Any great romances in your past? 872 01:03:13,444 --> 01:03:15,379 Not really. 873 01:03:17,349 --> 01:03:21,485 I guess I just haven't gotten serious about any of the girls I've had appointments with. 874 01:03:21,554 --> 01:03:24,055 Oh. 875 01:03:24,124 --> 01:03:28,727 What about the girl by the jello salad? She sounded pretty serious to me. 876 01:03:28,796 --> 01:03:31,463 Whitney? Oh, god. 877 01:03:31,532 --> 01:03:34,366 No way. That's history. 878 01:03:39,141 --> 01:03:41,074 Oh, look. 879 01:03:43,879 --> 01:03:45,879 It's snowing. 880 01:03:49,085 --> 01:03:52,087 It's so beautiful. 881 01:03:52,156 --> 01:03:54,456 It's snowing. 882 01:03:56,060 --> 01:03:58,361 Hey. Are you okay? 883 01:03:58,430 --> 01:04:00,496 Yeah. 884 01:04:20,588 --> 01:04:22,754 You'd think you'd never seen it snow before. 885 01:04:22,823 --> 01:04:26,659 I haven't. I've seen it on mountaintops, but 886 01:04:26,728 --> 01:04:30,964 I'm from San Diego. Really? I'm from L.A. 887 01:04:31,033 --> 01:04:33,468 You are? Yeah. 888 01:04:33,536 --> 01:04:36,070 Then you're the one. Which one? 889 01:04:36,139 --> 01:04:39,274 The one who stole my scholarship, the bouchard scholarship. 890 01:04:39,343 --> 01:04:41,310 I was next in line for that. 891 01:04:41,379 --> 01:04:44,713 But they told me there were no other applicants. From Los Angeles. 892 01:04:44,781 --> 01:04:47,683 But if no one in L.A. qualified, they open it statewide. 893 01:04:47,752 --> 01:04:51,721 I checked two days before the deadline and nobody had applied so I thought I had it. 894 01:04:51,789 --> 01:04:54,725 And then you pop up and steal it right from under me. 895 01:04:54,793 --> 01:04:56,927 I didn't know. 896 01:04:56,996 --> 01:05:00,865 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 897 01:05:00,934 --> 01:05:02,867 I'm glad it was you. 898 01:05:05,105 --> 01:05:08,107 Look at you. You're turning white. 899 01:05:19,221 --> 01:05:22,290 Come on, mark. Give yourself a break. You didn't know. 900 01:05:22,359 --> 01:05:25,993 It doesn't matter. I still had no right to take that scholarship. 901 01:05:26,063 --> 01:05:27,996 It's wrong. 902 01:05:28,066 --> 01:05:30,699 It's immoral. Well, of course it is. 903 01:05:30,768 --> 01:05:33,335 "Of course it is"? 904 01:05:33,404 --> 01:05:35,505 Well, then why the hell didn't you stop me? 905 01:05:35,574 --> 01:05:41,144 Golden rule. Certainly wouldn't want you interfering every time I did something immoral. 906 01:05:44,484 --> 01:05:47,651 Hey, where you going? What? To turn myself in. 907 01:05:47,720 --> 01:05:49,821 Mark, wait a minute. What are you talking about? 908 01:05:58,666 --> 01:06:02,001 Wait a minute. Mark. Mark, what are you doing? 909 01:06:02,070 --> 01:06:06,773 Mark, don't do this. Mark, come on. Listen to me. 910 01:06:06,842 --> 01:06:08,976 Are you crazy? 911 01:06:16,120 --> 01:06:18,087 Went off without his earmuffs again. 912 01:06:19,757 --> 01:06:22,358 Ah, how fortuitous, Mr. Watson. 913 01:06:22,427 --> 01:06:26,263 Do you have a moment? There is something I need to discuss with you. 914 01:06:26,332 --> 01:06:31,002 Don't worry, Bradley. It's a long semester. Somebody will probably flunk out... 915 01:06:31,070 --> 01:06:33,438 Or die or something. 916 01:06:33,507 --> 01:06:35,806 Hey, look at this. What? 917 01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:46,620 Mr. Watson, 918 01:06:46,688 --> 01:06:52,059 all ethical or disciplinary problems within the law school... 919 01:06:52,128 --> 01:06:57,131 Are handled by a body known as the student faculty judiciary committee 920 01:06:57,200 --> 01:07:02,804 cheating, plagiarism, any sort of dishonest or inappropriate behavior. 921 01:07:02,873 --> 01:07:06,809 Perhaps you were aware that I serve as chairman on that committee. 922 01:07:06,878 --> 01:07:09,745 Uh, no, sir. 923 01:07:09,814 --> 01:07:15,686 The judiciary committee is called upon to make some difficult decisions. 924 01:07:15,754 --> 01:07:19,557 It can be an unpleasant responsibility. 925 01:07:19,625 --> 01:07:24,862 Periodically, we're called upon to recommend punitive actions against a student. 926 01:07:24,931 --> 01:07:27,433 Punitive actions, sir? 927 01:07:27,502 --> 01:07:31,737 Suspension. In some cases, expulsion. 928 01:07:31,806 --> 01:07:36,910 In fact, last year our judgment on a case actually led one student... 929 01:07:36,978 --> 01:07:40,514 To file civil suit against a fellow student, 930 01:07:40,583 --> 01:07:45,086 a suit which proved financially devastating to the guilty party. 931 01:07:45,154 --> 01:07:47,522 Devastating? 932 01:07:47,591 --> 01:07:50,125 Yes. I see. 933 01:07:50,194 --> 01:07:53,762 And in another instance, our findings obliged us... 934 01:07:53,831 --> 01:07:57,467 To file criminal charges against a student. 935 01:07:57,536 --> 01:08:03,374 He was convicted of felony fraud and sentenced to five years in the state penitentiary. 936 01:08:03,443 --> 01:08:07,845 His reputation and future were of course utterly destroyed. 937 01:08:07,913 --> 01:08:11,416 Of course, utterly. 938 01:08:11,485 --> 01:08:16,222 Mr. Watson, an unfortunate situation has come to my attention, 939 01:08:16,291 --> 01:08:20,393 one that is of particular concern to the black students here at the law school. 940 01:08:20,462 --> 01:08:23,096 Look, professor, I know what you're getting at. 941 01:08:23,165 --> 01:08:25,605 I swear to god I was gonna come talk to you about this myself. 942 01:08:25,635 --> 01:08:27,568 Good. 943 01:08:27,637 --> 01:08:29,670 You will have my recommendation. 944 01:08:30,907 --> 01:08:32,874 Your recommendation? 945 01:08:32,942 --> 01:08:36,811 You need a faculty recommendation to apply for a seat on the committee. 946 01:08:36,880 --> 01:08:39,515 Oh. 947 01:08:39,584 --> 01:08:42,918 We'd like to maintain the current level of black representation on the committee. 948 01:08:42,987 --> 01:08:45,155 Naturally we were concerned when we learned that... 949 01:08:45,223 --> 01:08:48,759 Our only black student member was taking a leave of absence. 950 01:08:48,827 --> 01:08:50,761 Well. 951 01:08:50,829 --> 01:08:56,267 I've been extremely impressed by the way your work has improved over the semester. 952 01:08:56,336 --> 01:08:58,270 I think you will do a good job. 953 01:08:58,339 --> 01:09:02,441 Thank you, sir. 954 01:09:11,653 --> 01:09:15,389 There's something else you wish to discuss with me, Mr. Watson? 955 01:09:15,458 --> 01:09:19,594 Uh, no, sir. 956 01:09:19,663 --> 01:09:22,731 No, sir, that would be it. 957 01:09:22,800 --> 01:09:24,833 Thank you. 958 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:42,954 Hi, Karim, how are 959 01:09:45,091 --> 01:09:48,594 sorry, I guess you can't 960 01:09:48,663 --> 01:09:51,263 say "hi" to Gordon for us. 961 01:09:58,741 --> 01:10:00,674 You know sign language. What did he say? 962 01:10:00,743 --> 01:10:04,545 Well, I could be getting a little rusty, but I swear he said, 963 01:10:04,614 --> 01:10:07,982 "your nose is happy like the moon." 964 01:10:09,854 --> 01:10:12,954 What happened? Did you tell banks? 965 01:10:13,023 --> 01:10:16,125 No, I didn't. I chickened out. 966 01:10:16,194 --> 01:10:18,795 You know, gordo, I could probably go to jail for this. 967 01:10:18,864 --> 01:10:20,797 Of course you could go to jail for this. 968 01:10:20,866 --> 01:10:26,103 What do you mean, "of course I could go" never mind. 969 01:10:27,106 --> 01:10:29,039 Gordon, tell me what to do. 970 01:10:29,108 --> 01:10:31,510 Go to your room. What? 971 01:10:31,578 --> 01:10:36,147 Just go over there, open the door and look in your room. 972 01:10:40,688 --> 01:10:43,690 Jesus Christ. What did you let her in here for? 973 01:10:43,759 --> 01:10:46,326 Sarah's coming over here to study. She'll be here any minute. 974 01:10:46,395 --> 01:10:49,062 Golden rule again. I certainly wouldn't want you interfering... 975 01:10:49,131 --> 01:10:52,500 If there were a beautiful, half-naked girl curled up on my bed. 976 01:10:52,569 --> 01:10:55,102 Oh, god. Oh, god. 977 01:10:55,171 --> 01:10:57,104 Okay. What? Mark. 978 01:10:57,173 --> 01:11:02,044 Promise me you wouldn't interfere if there were a half-naked girl curled up on my bed. 979 01:11:02,112 --> 01:11:04,881 Hi. Hi, mark. 980 01:11:04,950 --> 01:11:06,883 Whitney, what are you doing here? 981 01:11:06,952 --> 01:11:09,052 Finding out if there's any hope for the world. 982 01:11:09,120 --> 01:11:14,158 What? Seriously, mark. If two young, intelligent, 983 01:11:14,226 --> 01:11:17,829 sexually compatible people can't work out their differences, 984 01:11:17,897 --> 01:11:20,231 what hope is there for lasting world peace? 985 01:11:20,300 --> 01:11:25,236 Who gives a shit. Whitney, you gotta get out of here. Mark, mark. 986 01:11:25,305 --> 01:11:28,708 Please, please. At least give me a chance. 987 01:11:28,777 --> 01:11:31,578 Believe me, I understand what your people have been through. 988 01:11:31,646 --> 01:11:36,116 You have no idea what my people have been through. 989 01:11:36,185 --> 01:11:38,619 What am I saying? 990 01:11:38,688 --> 01:11:42,791 Okay, look. Stay here. 991 01:11:42,860 --> 01:11:44,993 Don't go out of this room. Okay. 992 01:11:47,532 --> 01:11:49,632 Don't open that! Why not? 993 01:11:49,701 --> 01:11:51,634 It's Sarah. Wait a minute. 994 01:11:51,703 --> 01:11:54,070 Let me think. What can I tell her? 995 01:11:54,139 --> 01:11:56,272 Don't tell her anything. But I already told her. 996 01:11:56,341 --> 01:11:58,341 What, that you're white? No, that I'm not seeing Whitney. 997 01:11:58,410 --> 01:12:00,744 Does Whitney know you're white? No, I gotta get rid of her. 998 01:12:00,814 --> 01:12:02,881 How are you gonna get rid of her? I'll tell her I'm white. 999 01:12:02,949 --> 01:12:05,282 Don't tell her you're white! You're right. 1000 01:12:05,351 --> 01:12:07,619 I can't tell her I'm white. What am I gonna tell her? 1001 01:12:07,687 --> 01:12:10,022 Wait a minute. You need to think. Let me think. 1002 01:12:10,090 --> 01:12:14,793 Mark, why don't you let us in? It's your parents. 1003 01:12:14,863 --> 01:12:17,564 Oh, god. Mark? 1004 01:12:17,633 --> 01:12:22,302 Okay, okay, okay. 1005 01:12:22,371 --> 01:12:26,373 Okay. They can't see me like this. Stall them. 1006 01:12:26,442 --> 01:12:28,442 Okay. 1007 01:12:28,511 --> 01:12:32,414 So, Mr. and Mrs. Watson, how do you find Boston? 1008 01:12:32,482 --> 01:12:35,517 A lot of people compare it to a European city, but that's so stupid. 1009 01:12:35,586 --> 01:12:37,620 I mean, all the signs are in English. 1010 01:12:37,689 --> 01:12:41,257 Would you please get dressed? Please get dressed. 1011 01:12:41,325 --> 01:12:44,127 Mark. Mark. 1012 01:12:44,196 --> 01:12:46,697 I've always said, and you can check my record on this, 1013 01:12:46,766 --> 01:12:49,199 that if everyone learned to speak English, 1014 01:12:49,268 --> 01:12:52,571 there would be a lot fewer wars and a lot more spelling bees. 1015 01:12:52,639 --> 01:12:56,340 Shut up, Gordon. Where the hell is mark? Yes, sir. You bet. 1016 01:12:56,409 --> 01:12:59,946 Well, I tell you, sir. I know a few marks. Can you give me a little more to go on? 1017 01:13:02,283 --> 01:13:06,119 Mom, dad, tell me, what brings you to this wintry part of the country? 1018 01:13:06,188 --> 01:13:08,755 We decided to stop over on our way back from Barbados. 1019 01:13:08,824 --> 01:13:11,559 Mark, what are you doing with that thing on your head? 1020 01:13:11,628 --> 01:13:14,729 This? Uh yes. 1021 01:13:14,798 --> 01:13:17,131 Germs. Filthy bacteria. 1022 01:13:17,200 --> 01:13:19,735 My mucous membranes are infested with them. 1023 01:13:19,804 --> 01:13:24,106 Scientists now believe that a simple ski mask can stop the senseless spread of disease. 1024 01:13:24,174 --> 01:13:27,243 Harvard scientists. I wanna see my baby's face. 1025 01:13:27,312 --> 01:13:31,748 No, mom. You say that, but believe me, you don't mean it. 1026 01:13:31,817 --> 01:13:36,687 We would like to talk to you, mark, openly, honestly, privately. 1027 01:13:36,756 --> 01:13:38,756 Your father's therapist thinks that he may have... 1028 01:13:38,825 --> 01:13:41,827 Moved out of his integrity life phase and into generativity. 1029 01:13:41,895 --> 01:13:44,062 Shut up, Dorothy. Mark, could we go somewhere 1030 01:13:44,131 --> 01:13:46,332 why don't the three of us go out for a little drink? 1031 01:13:46,400 --> 01:13:49,802 On second thought, why don't we go in the kitchen? 1032 01:13:53,308 --> 01:13:56,410 Hi, Sarah. Hi 1033 01:13:56,478 --> 01:13:58,912 hi, Sarah. Hi. Hi. Hi. 1034 01:13:58,980 --> 01:14:02,750 How are you? Mark's uh fine. Where's mark? 1035 01:14:02,819 --> 01:14:07,856 Uh, uh, what's the phrase I'm looking for? Not here. That's it. Mark's not here. 1036 01:14:09,293 --> 01:14:12,795 Hi, Sarah. You ready to go to the library? 1037 01:14:12,863 --> 01:14:15,064 The library? I thought we were gonna study here. 1038 01:14:15,133 --> 01:14:17,534 Uh, I changed my mind. 1039 01:14:17,602 --> 01:14:21,439 Studying here makes me so... sleepy. 1040 01:14:21,507 --> 01:14:25,142 Well, I gave grandma the number here and she's gonna call me if George's fever goes up. 1041 01:14:25,211 --> 01:14:27,144 How about if I make a pot of coffee? No! 1042 01:14:27,213 --> 01:14:31,282 I mean, hey, sit down, relax. 1043 01:14:31,352 --> 01:14:33,518 Let me do the work. 1044 01:14:37,692 --> 01:14:39,142 We're defrosting. 1045 01:14:47,920 --> 01:14:49,988 Mark, what I'm trying to say is 1046 01:14:50,056 --> 01:14:54,526 what your father means to say is, dear, even though he seems like a real shithead sometimes, 1047 01:14:54,595 --> 01:14:57,163 he loves you very much. Oh, shut up, Dorothy. Mark 1048 01:14:57,231 --> 01:15:01,267 mark? Mark? Who was that? 1049 01:15:01,336 --> 01:15:04,037 Uh, neighbors. 1050 01:15:04,106 --> 01:15:06,106 Very thin walls. 1051 01:15:06,175 --> 01:15:09,643 Somebody yelled "mark." Excuse me. 1052 01:15:09,712 --> 01:15:14,148 Mark, I was just wondering ♫ 1053 01:15:14,217 --> 01:15:18,688 ♪ east coast girls are hip ♪ 1054 01:15:18,756 --> 01:15:20,690 Is that coming from your room? ♫ 1055 01:15:20,758 --> 01:15:24,360 That? That. 1056 01:15:24,429 --> 01:15:26,363 Oh, that. 1057 01:15:26,432 --> 01:15:28,365 That's my stereo. 1058 01:15:28,434 --> 01:15:31,736 Automatic alarm timer. You see, I was taking a nap... 1059 01:15:31,805 --> 01:15:36,273 And I especially picked this music so I'd be forced to get out of bed and turn it off. 1060 01:15:36,343 --> 01:15:39,345 Pretty smart, huh? 1061 01:15:39,413 --> 01:15:43,048 This is shit. These guys really suck. 1062 01:15:43,116 --> 01:15:45,317 Then I'll just go turn it off. No! 1063 01:15:45,386 --> 01:15:48,655 What? It's too messy in there. Right, gordo? 1064 01:15:48,724 --> 01:15:51,924 Almost beyond human comprehension. 1065 01:15:51,993 --> 01:15:55,429 I think the water's boiling. 1066 01:15:57,834 --> 01:16:00,068 Get back, Dorothy. I'll handle this. 1067 01:16:00,136 --> 01:16:02,371 I'm warning you. I'm armed. 1068 01:16:02,439 --> 01:16:07,042 What's happening, brother? Get down, get down. 1069 01:16:07,111 --> 01:16:12,348 Looking good, mama. Looking good. I gots to be goin' now. 1070 01:16:12,417 --> 01:16:15,452 Did he have a knife? I think he had a knife. 1071 01:16:15,521 --> 01:16:19,456 ♫ mark, what's going on? 1072 01:16:19,525 --> 01:16:23,728 Mark, I think she's on to you. 1073 01:16:23,797 --> 01:16:26,931 You better tell her the truth. 1074 01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:30,969 Okay. The truth. 1075 01:16:31,038 --> 01:16:33,939 Sarah, the truth is 1076 01:16:34,008 --> 01:16:38,945 the truth is, Sarah, that mark just... 1077 01:16:39,014 --> 01:16:42,917 Bought your Christmas present and if you go into the room, you're gonna see what it is. 1078 01:16:42,985 --> 01:16:47,922 Tell you what. I'll go turn the music off. 1079 01:16:47,990 --> 01:16:50,392 I already know what I'm getting. 1080 01:16:52,897 --> 01:16:57,934 I feel terrible. I haven't gotten you anything. 1081 01:16:58,002 --> 01:17:01,270 Please, don't feel terrible. It's nothing. 1082 01:17:01,339 --> 01:17:03,273 Really, nothing at all. 1083 01:17:03,342 --> 01:17:07,144 ♫ but maybe I should go hide it. 1084 01:17:07,212 --> 01:17:09,179 Just in case. 1085 01:17:10,951 --> 01:17:14,586 Damn. You never have flash bulbs when you need them. 1086 01:17:16,022 --> 01:17:18,383 Could you just scoot over there by the window, sweetheart? 1087 01:17:24,099 --> 01:17:26,867 Oh, where are we going? 1088 01:17:34,878 --> 01:17:37,278 Holy chowder. 1089 01:17:37,347 --> 01:17:41,717 I'm gonna check on that coffee. Why don't you go check on that coffee? 1090 01:17:41,786 --> 01:17:43,953 I'm gonna go check on that coffee. 1091 01:17:44,021 --> 01:17:45,956 What was that? 1092 01:17:46,024 --> 01:17:48,892 What? Is there someone in the kitchen? 1093 01:17:48,961 --> 01:17:52,129 Is somebody in the kitchen? 1094 01:17:52,198 --> 01:17:54,231 No, nobody's in the kitchen. 1095 01:17:54,300 --> 01:17:56,367 It's okay, Dorothy. Then who are these people? 1096 01:17:56,435 --> 01:18:00,906 These people? I don't know who these people are. 1097 01:18:00,975 --> 01:18:03,141 How did you get in my kitchen? What's the meaning of this? 1098 01:18:03,210 --> 01:18:06,479 What are you talking about, dear? 1099 01:18:06,548 --> 01:18:09,148 Hi, we're mark's parents. 1100 01:18:09,217 --> 01:18:13,821 I'm Dorothy Watson and this is my husband, bill. 1101 01:18:13,890 --> 01:18:15,689 Mark? 1102 01:18:15,758 --> 01:18:17,825 Sarah, 1103 01:18:17,894 --> 01:18:21,763 the truth is these people are 1104 01:18:21,832 --> 01:18:24,766 these people are obviously total lunatics. 1105 01:18:24,835 --> 01:18:26,768 I've heard about this sort of thing. 1106 01:18:26,837 --> 01:18:30,673 Older people are going insane with anxiety about their financial futures. 1107 01:18:30,742 --> 01:18:36,547 So they accost some promising young professional student and claim to be his parents. 1108 01:18:36,615 --> 01:18:41,853 Apparently, it's just another result of these Reagan budget cuts. Now, shoo, shoo. 1109 01:18:41,922 --> 01:18:47,291 I'm sorry, but while we agree with you philosophically, we can't help you here. 1110 01:18:47,360 --> 01:18:52,631 Try the mission. Mark, can I speak to you in your room for a moment? 1111 01:18:52,700 --> 01:18:55,234 Please. 1112 01:18:55,303 --> 01:18:58,705 Gordon. So, how were the islands? 1113 01:19:05,014 --> 01:19:07,114 Uh, yeah, Mr. Dunbar? 1114 01:19:07,183 --> 01:19:10,652 Mark, are you in trouble? 1115 01:19:10,721 --> 01:19:14,790 No, it's not that. You're obviously hiding more than a Christmas present here. 1116 01:19:14,858 --> 01:19:17,460 If you want me to leave, just tell me. No. 1117 01:19:17,528 --> 01:19:21,097 No, Sarah. Just tell me the truth. 1118 01:19:21,165 --> 01:19:25,102 Sarah, I really care about you a lot. That's why I can't tell you the truth. 1119 01:19:25,170 --> 01:19:30,709 What are you talking about? 1120 01:19:30,777 --> 01:19:33,478 How do you feel about interracial relationships? 1121 01:19:33,546 --> 01:19:36,848 Pardon me? Interracial relationships. 1122 01:19:36,917 --> 01:19:39,785 You know, relationships between persons of different races. 1123 01:19:45,828 --> 01:19:47,761 Why are you asking me this? 1124 01:19:47,830 --> 01:19:52,433 Mark, I'm coming back in now. It's freezing out there. 1125 01:19:52,502 --> 01:19:54,902 Sarah, wait a minute. There he is again. Stand back. 1126 01:19:54,971 --> 01:19:58,006 Shut up, dad. You don't owe me any explanation. 1127 01:19:58,074 --> 01:20:00,042 Yes, I do, Sarah. Listen to me. 1128 01:20:00,111 --> 01:20:04,279 There's nothing between Whitney and me. She likes me because I'm black. 1129 01:20:04,348 --> 01:20:06,549 I mean, because she thinks I'm black. 1130 01:20:06,618 --> 01:20:09,385 I mean, when I got involved with her, I was really white... 1131 01:20:09,454 --> 01:20:12,221 On the inside, although I was black on the outside. 1132 01:20:12,290 --> 01:20:16,661 But now a part of me is black on the inside even though I'm white on the outside. 1133 01:20:16,729 --> 01:20:21,667 I don't know. Maybe I'm sort of gray on the inside and the outside. 1134 01:20:21,735 --> 01:20:25,637 Sarah, what I'm trying to say to you is I'm actually white. 1135 01:20:25,706 --> 01:20:29,508 Oh, I see. And these people are actually your parents. 1136 01:20:29,577 --> 01:20:31,678 Right. What? 1137 01:20:31,746 --> 01:20:37,184 Oh, yeah. Mom, dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm black. 1138 01:20:37,252 --> 01:20:39,553 No, you're crazy. 1139 01:20:42,726 --> 01:20:44,492 Kids. 1140 01:20:55,007 --> 01:20:57,074 Sarah, wait a Se 1141 01:21:13,493 --> 01:21:15,627 hi. 1142 01:21:15,697 --> 01:21:17,663 Oh, Marky. 1143 01:21:17,733 --> 01:21:20,867 Broken bones? No. 1144 01:21:20,936 --> 01:21:24,271 Internal bleeding? 1145 01:21:24,340 --> 01:21:28,542 Hard to say. I guess that's why they call it internal bleeding. 1146 01:21:33,516 --> 01:21:36,786 Have a nice day, boys. 1147 01:21:55,375 --> 01:21:59,311 Please pick up your exam booklets at the door. 1148 01:22:01,115 --> 01:22:04,549 Sarah, listen. 1149 01:22:04,618 --> 01:22:06,619 I just wanna say 1150 01:22:09,958 --> 01:22:15,163 I just wanna say... 1151 01:22:15,231 --> 01:22:17,165 Good luck. 1152 01:22:25,109 --> 01:22:27,277 Please begin. 1153 01:22:29,114 --> 01:22:32,215 ♪ The day the sun and moon don't rise ♪ 1154 01:22:32,284 --> 01:22:35,820 ♪ there is question in the skies ♪ 1155 01:22:35,888 --> 01:22:41,026 ♪ some of us are still gonna get by ♪ 1156 01:22:42,495 --> 01:22:45,630 ♪ everybody's got a dream ♪ 1157 01:22:45,699 --> 01:22:49,401 ♪ some grand design some crazy scheme ♪ 1158 01:22:49,470 --> 01:22:53,772 ♪ though impossible is all it seems ♪ 1159 01:22:56,312 --> 01:22:59,813 ♪ just the fear to overcome ♪ 1160 01:22:59,882 --> 01:23:02,317 ♪ give it away ♪ 1161 01:23:02,385 --> 01:23:06,587 ♪ it just might turn into ♪ 1162 01:23:06,656 --> 01:23:09,658 ♪ we want the material kind ♪ 1163 01:23:09,727 --> 01:23:13,195 ♪ you just have to go and get it ♪ 1164 01:23:13,264 --> 01:23:16,233 ♪ it's already in your mind ♪ 1165 01:23:16,301 --> 01:23:19,502 ♪ it's totally academic ♪ 1166 01:23:19,571 --> 01:23:23,374 ♪ you got your direction down ♪ 1167 01:23:23,442 --> 01:23:26,777 ♪ and everything's copacetic ♪ 1168 01:23:26,846 --> 01:23:30,182 Time. ♪ you got your feet on the ground ♪ 1169 01:23:30,251 --> 01:23:33,585 ♪ it's totally academic ♫ 1170 01:23:57,681 --> 01:23:59,615 Come on, you can still get on standby. 1171 01:23:59,683 --> 01:24:04,404 I can't. I gotta stay here and figure out what I'm gonna do. 1172 01:24:05,474 --> 01:24:07,407 So what are you gonna do? 1173 01:24:07,476 --> 01:24:10,810 Sorry, dumb question. 1174 01:24:14,016 --> 01:24:16,584 I don't know, Gordon. 1175 01:24:16,653 --> 01:24:19,321 I never thought all this would 1176 01:24:23,276 --> 01:24:26,863 I never thought I'd fall in love with her. 1177 01:24:28,583 --> 01:24:31,751 Shit, I never thought about anything. 1178 01:24:33,689 --> 01:24:37,024 You know what I mean? Yeah, I think I do... 1179 01:24:37,093 --> 01:24:39,193 Maybe... 1180 01:24:39,262 --> 01:24:41,396 Sort of 1181 01:24:41,465 --> 01:24:46,134 I mean, I guess you've been through a lot of stuff. 1182 01:24:46,203 --> 01:24:49,272 Probably a lot of stuff I can't even imagine. 1183 01:24:52,077 --> 01:24:54,278 Do you really hate the beach boys now? 1184 01:24:58,050 --> 01:25:02,053 It's hard to say. 1185 01:25:02,122 --> 01:25:07,325 I guess I still like some of their funkier stuff. 1186 01:25:11,132 --> 01:25:13,799 You better get out of here. Your plane's gonna leave. 1187 01:25:13,868 --> 01:25:15,802 Right. 1188 01:25:22,379 --> 01:25:24,312 Merry Christmas. 1189 01:25:24,381 --> 01:25:26,514 You too. 1190 01:25:39,998 --> 01:25:43,467 What am I gonna do? 1191 01:25:43,536 --> 01:25:48,072 We're two brilliant young men. We've got energy, imagination, 1192 01:25:48,141 --> 01:25:51,276 keen analytical minds. 1193 01:25:51,345 --> 01:25:53,345 We'll think of something. 1194 01:26:04,293 --> 01:26:08,195 The judiciary committee will convene in two minutes. 1195 01:26:21,546 --> 01:26:24,146 Hey, booey. Hey, barky. 1196 01:26:24,215 --> 01:26:26,216 How you been? How was your vacation? Excellent. 1197 01:26:26,251 --> 01:26:28,685 Terrific. You going to the special hearing? 1198 01:26:28,753 --> 01:26:32,123 You kidding? I wouldn't miss this for the world. I wonder what he did. 1199 01:26:32,192 --> 01:26:37,661 My guess is he falsified his transcripts or cheated on his l.S.A.T.'S. 1200 01:26:37,730 --> 01:26:42,701 No, believe me, my interest in him is purely sociological. 1201 01:26:42,769 --> 01:26:45,070 Oops, excuse me. 1202 01:26:45,139 --> 01:26:48,541 What are they gonna do to him? It's hard to say. Nobody knows what he's done. 1203 01:26:48,610 --> 01:26:51,844 I got Travis and Kelly down for expulsion at six to one. 1204 01:26:51,913 --> 01:26:53,947 You want some action or what? 1205 01:26:54,016 --> 01:26:57,284 Because, you know, I really don't feel like there's any red or white... 1206 01:26:57,353 --> 01:27:00,188 Only shades of pink. 1207 01:27:00,257 --> 01:27:02,757 All be seated please. 1208 01:27:08,666 --> 01:27:11,700 If Mr. Watson will come forward, we can begin. 1209 01:27:16,542 --> 01:27:19,843 It appears that Mr. Watson has reconsidered his decision. 1210 01:27:19,911 --> 01:27:25,049 I'd say this whole thing is an argument against these affirmative action scholarships. 1211 01:27:26,119 --> 01:27:28,053 Just a moment, your honor. 1212 01:27:29,690 --> 01:27:35,162 Young man, I am the chairman of a committee, not a judge. 1213 01:27:35,230 --> 01:27:40,167 Oh, right, your... chairiness. 1214 01:27:40,235 --> 01:27:43,604 I'm Gordon Bloomfeld, Mr. Watson's chief counsel in this matter. 1215 01:27:43,673 --> 01:27:47,241 Are we to understand that Mr. Watson himself was not inclined to attend today? 1216 01:27:47,310 --> 01:27:49,478 Objection. 1217 01:27:49,547 --> 01:27:53,182 To what? Well. 1218 01:27:53,250 --> 01:27:56,152 Frankly, to your tone of voice. 1219 01:27:56,221 --> 01:27:58,354 Quiet. 1220 01:27:58,423 --> 01:28:02,158 Mr. Bloomfeld, these proceedings are highly irregular as it is. 1221 01:28:02,227 --> 01:28:05,095 If Mr. Watson will not come forward in person, 1222 01:28:05,164 --> 01:28:08,265 we'll have to adjourn this hearing and conduct our own investigation. 1223 01:28:10,069 --> 01:28:13,538 My client is more than ready to come forward in person. 1224 01:28:13,607 --> 01:28:15,540 But first 1225 01:28:15,609 --> 01:28:21,347 first he has asked that I make a few brief remarks on his behalf. 1226 01:28:25,053 --> 01:28:27,153 Mark feels that he has done a grave injustice... 1227 01:28:27,223 --> 01:28:31,426 In accepting the Henry Q. Bouchard memorial fellowship. 1228 01:28:31,494 --> 01:28:34,995 His sole desire is to set the record straight... 1229 01:28:35,064 --> 01:28:39,868 And to make the fullest possible reparations for the damage he has done. 1230 01:28:39,937 --> 01:28:41,870 First, 1231 01:28:41,939 --> 01:28:47,143 to the individual who otherwise would have received those funds. 1232 01:28:47,212 --> 01:28:49,145 But also, 1233 01:28:49,214 --> 01:28:53,618 to the institution whose trust he has forsaken. 1234 01:28:54,754 --> 01:28:59,458 And last, but by no means least, 1235 01:28:59,526 --> 01:29:03,395 to the society whose laws he has transgressed. 1236 01:29:15,077 --> 01:29:20,147 In thus coming forward, my client throws himself upon the mercy of this committee. 1237 01:29:21,351 --> 01:29:24,252 But I ask you, 1238 01:29:24,321 --> 01:29:26,254 before you pass judgment on him, 1239 01:29:26,323 --> 01:29:29,625 I ask you to consider the mitigating circumstances surrounding his crime. 1240 01:29:29,694 --> 01:29:33,296 I hate this bleeding heart shit. 1241 01:29:33,364 --> 01:29:36,266 My client was in a position of dire financial need... 1242 01:29:36,335 --> 01:29:40,737 At the time he improperly accepted the bouchard fellowship. 1243 01:29:40,806 --> 01:29:43,374 In his efforts to come by the money honestly, 1244 01:29:43,443 --> 01:29:48,514 he encountered nothing but hostility and rejection at every turn. 1245 01:29:48,582 --> 01:29:53,719 In fact, one could argue that it was the lack of understanding of my client's special needs, 1246 01:29:53,788 --> 01:29:56,989 on the part of the governmental, financial... 1247 01:29:57,058 --> 01:30:00,627 And academic establishments that drove him to his crime. 1248 01:30:02,565 --> 01:30:07,802 But it goes way beyond that, ladies and gentlemen. 1249 01:30:07,870 --> 01:30:10,572 Yes, my client is a victim of society... 1250 01:30:10,641 --> 01:30:14,843 In a still deeper sense. 1251 01:30:18,249 --> 01:30:22,852 After all, who made him what he is? 1252 01:30:22,920 --> 01:30:25,055 Weak, 1253 01:30:25,123 --> 01:30:29,526 greedy, unable to support himself by honest labor. 1254 01:30:31,465 --> 01:30:34,766 Can we blame him for the environment in which he was raised? 1255 01:30:36,570 --> 01:30:41,440 For the warped values which he learned from earliest childhood? 1256 01:30:41,509 --> 01:30:45,311 For the people with whom he was surrounded? 1257 01:30:45,381 --> 01:30:50,116 People who, as much as it pains me to say it, 1258 01:30:50,185 --> 01:30:53,287 give daily evidence of underdeveloped intellect... 1259 01:30:53,356 --> 01:30:56,957 And deteriorating moral fiber. 1260 01:30:58,327 --> 01:31:00,462 In short, 1261 01:31:00,531 --> 01:31:04,533 can we blame him, ladies and gentlemen, 1262 01:31:04,602 --> 01:31:07,871 for the color of his skin? 1263 01:31:13,679 --> 01:31:17,014 I think not. 1264 01:31:22,823 --> 01:31:25,624 And I trust that this committee will find the heart 1265 01:31:25,692 --> 01:31:29,495 nay, the soul 1266 01:31:29,564 --> 01:31:31,664 to be lenient... 1267 01:31:31,733 --> 01:31:33,699 And to share with me my hope... 1268 01:31:33,768 --> 01:31:38,104 That despite his race and upbringing, 1269 01:31:38,173 --> 01:31:40,407 my client may yet become... 1270 01:31:40,476 --> 01:31:44,746 A useful member of society. 1271 01:32:01,066 --> 01:32:03,000 Mark Watson, 1272 01:32:03,069 --> 01:32:05,402 come on down! 1273 01:32:21,289 --> 01:32:24,157 No wonder. No wonder. 1274 01:32:24,226 --> 01:32:27,127 No wonder. No wonder. 1275 01:32:27,196 --> 01:32:31,633 I have important information for this committee. I have pictures. I have proof. 1276 01:32:31,702 --> 01:32:35,403 Mark Watson is actually... white. 1277 01:32:52,726 --> 01:32:56,160 All right. I'm listening. 1278 01:32:56,229 --> 01:33:01,266 First of all, I'd like to pay miss Walker the full amount of my Grant, plus interest. 1279 01:33:01,335 --> 01:33:06,472 And? I'd like to volunteer one day a week during my school year... 1280 01:33:06,542 --> 01:33:08,508 And all of my summer vacations... 1281 01:33:08,577 --> 01:33:12,346 To legal aid work in the black community. And? 1282 01:33:14,517 --> 01:33:16,918 And I'd like to have a contract drawn up... 1283 01:33:16,986 --> 01:33:21,823 Binding me to donate a fixed percentage of my annual income after law school... 1284 01:33:21,892 --> 01:33:25,376 Towards the establishment of a scholarship in the name of Sarah Jane Walker. 1285 01:33:25,445 --> 01:33:29,015 And? 1286 01:33:32,219 --> 01:33:34,621 And... 1287 01:33:37,425 --> 01:33:40,895 I would like to get a law degree, sir. 1288 01:33:40,964 --> 01:33:45,733 So I can do some work that might be of use to somebody. 1289 01:33:49,640 --> 01:33:54,076 You must have learned a great deal more than you bargained for through this experience. 1290 01:33:54,145 --> 01:33:57,013 Yes, sir. 1291 01:33:58,016 --> 01:34:00,116 Mr. Watson, 1292 01:34:00,185 --> 01:34:05,589 a Harvard law graduate can do a great many things 1293 01:34:05,658 --> 01:34:09,928 make a lot of money, 1294 01:34:09,997 --> 01:34:13,565 teach, become a senator, 1295 01:34:13,633 --> 01:34:16,268 a judge. 1296 01:34:16,337 --> 01:34:21,140 A Harvard law graduate... 1297 01:34:21,209 --> 01:34:23,844 Has power, Mr. Watson. 1298 01:34:23,913 --> 01:34:26,814 I hope that I teach my students... 1299 01:34:26,882 --> 01:34:30,719 To use that power responsibly, 1300 01:34:30,787 --> 01:34:33,722 even generously. 1301 01:34:33,790 --> 01:34:36,992 But you've learned something that I can't teach them. 1302 01:34:37,061 --> 01:34:39,995 You've learned what it feels like to be black. 1303 01:34:42,600 --> 01:34:45,102 No, sir. I beg your pardon? 1304 01:34:46,504 --> 01:34:50,006 I don't really know what it feels like, sir. 1305 01:34:51,811 --> 01:34:55,312 If I didn't like it, I could always get out. 1306 01:34:58,619 --> 01:35:00,986 It's not the same, sir. 1307 01:35:08,463 --> 01:35:10,864 You have learned a great deal more than I thought. 1308 01:35:22,479 --> 01:35:24,913 We won't press charges. You can stay. 1309 01:35:24,982 --> 01:35:27,516 Thank you, sir. 1310 01:35:42,169 --> 01:35:44,602 What do you think, George? 1311 01:35:44,671 --> 01:35:47,239 Go ahead. 1312 01:36:09,200 --> 01:36:11,399 Hi. 1313 01:36:15,406 --> 01:36:17,340 Hi. 1314 01:36:18,977 --> 01:36:21,057 George, why don't you put something on the jukebox? 1315 01:36:23,149 --> 01:36:25,082 You look funny white. 1316 01:36:25,151 --> 01:36:29,487 Yeah? Well, green's my best color, but everybody stares. 1317 01:36:42,370 --> 01:36:47,841 Did you, uh did you get my check? 1318 01:36:47,910 --> 01:36:49,509 Yes, thank you. 1319 01:36:49,578 --> 01:36:53,081 That's everything. That's all the money I got last semester, plus interest. 1320 01:36:53,149 --> 01:36:56,351 What did you do, fake a seizure and get a Grant from the heart foundation? 1321 01:36:58,256 --> 01:37:00,389 I sold my car and stuff. 1322 01:37:03,094 --> 01:37:06,696 My father finally agreed to give me a loan. 1323 01:37:06,765 --> 01:37:09,366 Twenty-five percent interest. 1324 01:37:12,105 --> 01:37:14,205 But at least I can stay in school. 1325 01:37:14,274 --> 01:37:16,874 I'm happy for you, mark. If you'll excuse me. Sarah. 1326 01:37:21,282 --> 01:37:26,152 I know how bad you needed that "a" on banks' final. And I know how much it meant to you. 1327 01:37:26,221 --> 01:37:29,789 Fine, want to know? I'm sorry 1328 01:37:29,857 --> 01:37:33,493 let's find out. Did she flunk or did she pass? 1329 01:37:33,562 --> 01:37:35,495 She got an "a," okay? She got an "a." 1330 01:37:35,564 --> 01:37:39,834 Are you happy? Are you happy with yourself? 1331 01:37:42,306 --> 01:37:44,339 I got an "a." 1332 01:37:44,408 --> 01:37:47,310 "A" minus. That's not bad. 1333 01:37:53,885 --> 01:37:57,220 I guess I could have used a study partner. 1334 01:38:01,094 --> 01:38:03,094 Sarah... 1335 01:38:05,298 --> 01:38:07,232 You never answered my question. 1336 01:38:11,405 --> 01:38:14,341 You know, how you feel about interracial relationships. 1337 01:38:20,415 --> 01:38:24,285 What? What were you gonna say? 1338 01:38:31,862 --> 01:38:36,732 I was going to say that I've never met a white man I was interested in. 1339 01:38:40,638 --> 01:38:43,240 And that 1340 01:38:43,309 --> 01:38:46,877 and that I guess the experience is just too different. 1341 01:38:46,945 --> 01:38:49,814 We've gotta go now, honey. 1342 01:39:01,396 --> 01:39:04,231 Excuse me. 1343 01:39:04,299 --> 01:39:06,333 What do you call a black test-tube baby? 1344 01:39:06,402 --> 01:39:09,002 Janitor in a drum. 1345 01:39:10,239 --> 01:39:12,806 Hey, buddy. How you doing? 1346 01:39:24,423 --> 01:39:26,822 No offense. 1347 01:39:51,119 --> 01:39:54,455 But 1348 01:39:54,523 --> 01:39:56,523 but what? 1349 01:39:58,727 --> 01:40:03,231 But but I guess it's all right, 1350 01:40:03,300 --> 01:40:05,400 interracial relationships. 1351 01:40:13,712 --> 01:40:17,581 If two people really care about each other. 1352 01:40:17,649 --> 01:40:19,716 Right, George? 1353 01:40:19,784 --> 01:40:22,220 Yep. 1354 01:40:22,288 --> 01:40:24,222 Yeah? 1355 01:40:25,825 --> 01:40:28,927 Yeah. 1356 01:40:33,601 --> 01:40:36,336 Come on, George and I will buy you dinner. 1357 01:40:36,404 --> 01:40:38,371 You gotta eat, right? 1358 01:40:43,146 --> 01:40:46,247 Sarah, this is Harvard. I don't have to eat. 1359 01:40:46,315 --> 01:40:50,385 I don't have to sleep. I just have to study. 107489