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‐ Huh.
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Well, this is the address.
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I mean, I was expecting
a strip mall situation,
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maybe a home office.
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That's usually where you find
a guy called "The Accountant."
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But no! Guess we're breaking
into a prison today!
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And we're not even gonna get
to do all the fun stuff
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that usually winds up leading to prison.
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What do we even call this?
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A "Reverse‐Shawshank," maybe?
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Eh, they never made that
into a movie, you know.
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Probably because
it's such a dumb idea.
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Well, I mean,
the idea itself is‐is great,
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but just terrible
for whoever's doing it,
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because once you get in,
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eh, you know,
you gotta get out.
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Which is basically impossible.
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I mean, that's the way
these things are designed, so‐‐
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Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey. Hey.
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Pump the brakes, bud.
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You can't just climb over.
You know these places, they have a‐‐
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Whoa!
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Ho ho ho!
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Electric fence. I was gonna say
they have an electric fence.
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This place is secure
as heck, huh?
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Okay, word of caution.
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You think people are bad
on the streets,
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prison's like a hundred times worse.
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No, no, no.
Don't "sure" me, alright?
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We're about to enter
the sixth circle of hell.
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You gotta be ruthless, man.
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No hesitation. No humanity.
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Or, uh, monkey‐manity.
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Whatever. You know what I meant.
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Monkey! What the hell
are you doing?
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Just kill the dog!
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It's a dog. Nobody cares!
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Shit. Take the shot.
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Take the shot!
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No, no, no, no!
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God damnit!
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Run!
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We've been here thirty seconds
and you've already lost the gun?
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I said "no hesitation"!
Did I say "no hesitation"?
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Why didn't you shoot?
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I'm sorry, your code?
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Oh, okay, okay, time‐out. Time‐out.
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living by a code is
a rookie mistake, man.
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When I first started,
I told myself
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I'd only kill people
who were gonna die anyway.
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You know, like the old
and terminally ill.
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Then, then, I realized,
isn't everyone gonna die anyway?
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So...
I scrapped the rule,
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and my income skyrocketed.
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A code is just a bunch
of dumb random rules
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that stop you
from doing the gig.
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I mean, do you really wanna fight
with one hand tied behind your back?
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I know you can use your feet too,
that's not the goddamn point.
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You don't want to be
the only killer with a code.
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That's like competing
in the Tour de France
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without getting all roided up.
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Oh oh, hey! Look at this!
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This is our lucky day!
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You know, we'll just hop down here
and mosey our way
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to the Central Directory
or whatever
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and find The Accountant, and boom,
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we'll be home
by lunch so‐‐ Dude?
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Hey, dude? Where'd you‐‐
where are you?
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Are you trolling me right now?
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I just gave you
this epic speech,
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and you're helping
a disgusting rat?
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I wish we would have taped
that little viral video moment.
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So sweet. Can we go now?
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Oh!
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God damnit.
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Nah, you know what,
I'm not gonna say it.
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It'd be too easy.
But I told you so.
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‐ Look, I don't know
what people are saying,
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but for the record,
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I'm not crazy.
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‐ No one's calling you crazy,
Lieutenant Ito.
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I know you're feeling
a great deal of guilt
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after losing your partner.
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And perhaps for
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other poor decisions in your past.
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But you are blaming
these crimes on a,
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what did you say it was?
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‐ Um. Monkey.
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‐ Monkey. Ah.
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‐ Wh‐what are you writing?
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‐ Don't worry about
what I'm writing.
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‐ Hey! Ito‐san!
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Check it out.
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Photos of the casino victims.
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Look at the claw marks
on the bodies‐‐
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‐ Haruka, we're done
with this theory.
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It‐it's crazy.
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‐ But all the facts point
in this direction,
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and you always follow
the facts!
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That's the first rule
of being a detective!
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‐ Yeah? What's the second rule?
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‐ No open‐toed shoes.
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‐ Jesus Christ.
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Haruka, you can't do this job
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by going off some check‐list.
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That's a rookie mistake.
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‐ If something's true,
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isn't it our obligation
to speak up?
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‐ They've put me
on administrative leave.
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My only obligation
is to the bar.
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‐ Uh‐‐
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‐ What the hell is that?
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‐ We cracked the case!
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Am I still claustrophobic?
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Y‐you mean since yesterday?
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Yes, you dickhead,
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it doesn't just go away.
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No, no, no,
that's bullshit.
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No, everybody has a phobia.
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You know, it's like, uh, HPV.
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We all got it,
just nobody talks about it.
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There you go!
That's fun, right?
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Like an amusement park!
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At least for me,
'cause I'm amused by this.
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That's actually
a great look for prison.
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Ah, you see?
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You should have killed
the damn dog like I told you.
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Oooh. Somebody's popular.
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Hey, don't be afraid to strut
a little, you know.
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Give 'em something to holler at.
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Get that little monkey booty poppin'!
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Gentlemen,
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is there any chance
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either of you may have
mistakenly entered
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my private bathroom this morning?
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You see, I noticed
a drop of urine
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on the edge of the porcelain.
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And I always lift the seat.
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I mean,
it doesn't seem unreasonable
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for a man to have one little place
in this hell‐hole
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to call his own, does it?
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Does it?
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‐ Holy shit. Look at this!
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All the info we need
to find The Accountant is right here!
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I mean, we are
in the eagle's nest, baby!
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I can't miss!
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I mean, how great
is this, right?
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Oh, oh, oh, hang in there, bud.
You got this.
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You just wanna breathe
through it.
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You know how many car batteries
I've been hooked up to in my life?
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Oh boy, here's karma.
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‐ No! No! I'll do
whatever you say!
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‐ Nice, you gave him a taste
of his own medicine.
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Now give him a full dose.
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‐ No more! No more!
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‐ Alright, come on, let's fire it up
and find our guy.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, Monkey,
you're standing on the screen.
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You wanna move?
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Good.
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Okay, so just, um‐‐
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Whoa! Whoa! No. No.
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Don't paw‐mash.
That's not helpful.
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Oh boy.
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I feel like I'm helping
my grandfather set up his TiVo.
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Hallelujah.
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Okay, now very carefully,
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I want you to select
the top option button‐‐ No!
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Ooh boy, oh boy.
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Deep breaths. Deep breaths!
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Okay, here we go!
We're back.
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Alright, so now when we found the ledger
the address was Sugano 227.
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Um, oh, there was
a number after that.
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What the‐‐ what the hell was it?
It was, um‐‐
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Ohhh, this is gonna kill me.
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Are you kidding me?
We get into a prison and now‐‐
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9621!
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Still got it.
I used to count cards.
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Oh yeah.
Look at this guy.
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Well, if that's not The Accountant,
then I don't know what.
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That's definitely him.
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Oh, that's helpful!
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‐ You can't go where he is.
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He's in "The Pit."
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An underground cellblock
for the worst offenders.
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We sealed it shut
three years ago.
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He's gone totally insane.
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Guy drinks
his own piss now.
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Like, exclusively.
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Drinks piss.
Pisses. Drinks that.
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It doesn't make any sense, right?
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‐ This guy's great.
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Hit him again!
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We will restore
this country's tradition and honor.
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‐ Just go around.
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...rule of law.
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Under an Ozu administration,
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we will sweep
the streets clean
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and usher in a new era
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of peace and prosperity.
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Oh!
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‐ Oh no, no.
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I'm calling a doctor.
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‐ No, no, it's just tender.
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That bastard Ozu's
had it in for me
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ever since I confronted him
at the Parliament building.
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We've gotta do something
about this.
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‐ Well, we're definitely calling
the police.
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Reporting the driver.
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‐ Driver? What is that
going to accomplish?
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Ozu will just say that this asshole
was acting on his own.
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The police are in his pocket anyways.
They're totally useless!
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Aah!
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You know what, I'm calling everyone
I know in the press,
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and I'm telling them
how he threatened you,
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and then had one of his goons
try to run me over.
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If he wants to act
like a thug,
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the people have
the right to know.
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‐ Akiko, we're not gonna
start leaking stories.
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You don't want to get dragged down
into the mud with them.
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Trust me.
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‐ We're in the mud!
We're in a street fight!
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‐ I've been at this
a long time.
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I know revenge feels good
in the moment,
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but you have to be careful.
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If you go out there
making wild accusations,
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we will look erratic,
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and he will look reasonable.
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‐ Well, it happened to me.
And I have a right to report it.
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‐ Not if you want
to work in this campaign.
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That's my final decision.
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‐ Ugh. Fine.
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‐ I'll post extra security
outside your house tonight.
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‐ Ugh!
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Am I scared?
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What, do you mean by the warden's
spooky "wittle" ghost story?
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Pfft. No!
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I am a ghost, bitch.
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He should be telling stories
about me!
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the phantom killer!
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And his monkey sidekick!
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Sidekick. You know, like his, uh,
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you know, his side‐piece.
His, uh, like his, uh‐‐
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I don't know, like his vice president.
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Yeah, that's what you are.
It's like an assistant.
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It's like an executive assistant,
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and you have a weapon
or a super power, too.
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But for the most part, you're just
sort of there to make sure, uh,
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I can stay focused
on my tasks.
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What the? Oh shit!
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Oh‐ho‐ho‐ho, no.
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Oh, I love this guy.
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Huh...
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okay.
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Hey, just because
this Accountant has gone a little Manson
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doesn't mean he's tougher
than the other assholes we've killed.
256
00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,038
Come on. Chop chop.
257
00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,713
Whoa‐ho‐ho! Yeah!
258
00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:01,668
Woo‐hoo‐hoo‐hoo!
259
00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,463
Woo! This is fun!
260
00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,038
You know, I hate
to be a negative Nellie,
261
00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,463
but this may have been
a bad idea.
262
00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,078
Hey, bud! No, no, no.
Stay down! Stay down!
263
00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,423
Play dead! You do not want
to wake up right now.
264
00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,285
Oh, hey look!
It's our guy!
265
00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,077
That's The Accountant!
266
00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,713
He kind of looks like Joe Rogan, yeah?
267
00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,173
‐ Ever since the massacre
at the casino,
268
00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,127
I knew someone would come.
269
00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:55,455
I just didn't expect
a circus animal
270
00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,168
in a cheap suit.
271
00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,325
You have trespassed
into our world.
272
00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,213
Violated our laws!
273
00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,918
The law is all we have.
274
00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:12,167
The law is what guarantees
our society will live forever.
275
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,540
The law
276
00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,542
and... the candy.
277
00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,790
‐ These poor bastards
are addicted to candy.
278
00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,875
Wait, no, it's drugs.
279
00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,788
They're addicted to drugs. Duh.
280
00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,922
‐ Monkey,
281
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,423
I sentence you
282
00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,377
to death.
283
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,752
‐ Well, you shouldn't have been
your own lawyer.
284
00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,250
That's Courtroom 101.
285
00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,922
But because
you have proven yourself so formidable,
286
00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,707
little Monkey,
287
00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,328
you will have the honor
288
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,833
of dying in combat
289
00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,253
with
290
00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:02,997
Fat Cobra!
291
00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,788
Oh. Fat Cobra.
292
00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:08,002
I know so many hitmen
who have died trying to kill him.
293
00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,380
Anyway, don't let the name fool you,
this guy's quick as lightning.
294
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,705
And speaking of lightning,
he shoots it from his feet.
295
00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:15,328
Yeah, he's got has like
35 illegitimate children.
296
00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,673
Bit of a player,
you could say.
297
00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,747
Most of his kids, though,
he actually killed in combat.
298
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,830
Which I guess made him resigned
to a life down here.
299
00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,793
So anyway, he's really got
nothing to lose.
300
00:14:23,500 --> 00:14:25,040
You know what,
I can tell this isn't helping.
301
00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,132
So just, um,
302
00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,495
just be fast.
303
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,830
Alright. Go. Get him!
Go get him!
304
00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,208
Alright, you got this, buddy!
305
00:14:30,208 --> 00:14:32,748
Try to‐‐ try to punch him
in his giant balls or something.
306
00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,500
I don't know. Punch him
with your whole body!
307
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,460
Oh god, we are so screwed.
308
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,578
‐ Come here!
309
00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:45,042
Huh?
310
00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,785
‐ Oh no, no, no! Don't do that!
Now you're just pissing him off!
311
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,132
‐ Get off!
312
00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,132
What's wrong?
You're not having fun?
313
00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:12,577
Huh?
314
00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,792
Come back,
little monkey.
315
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,708
‐ Aye‐aye! Use the pipe!
316
00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:26,998
The one you're, like,
hanging on to, ya dipshit!
317
00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,667
It's our only chance!
318
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,827
Yank down the pipe
and give that fatty a shower!
319
00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,212
‐ Huh?
320
00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,790
‐ Ah, yahtzee!
321
00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:48,132
Woo! Ha ha ha,
I'm a goddamn genius.
322
00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,665
I really am. How did they
ever kill me? I don't get it.
323
00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,037
We have a new champion
324
00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,752
of the pit!
325
00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,082
And you, Fat Cobra,
326
00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,708
mmm, my sweet friend,
327
00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,125
you must die.
328
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:10,082
‐ I only fought for you because
you gave me booze, asshole.
329
00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,422
‐ Oh, hey, you gotta read
the room, bud.
330
00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,130
Uh, look, I've told you to do
a lot of rough shit today,
331
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,785
but it's not just
because I'm being a dick.
332
00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:23,252
I mean, I am a dick,
but I'm trying to protect you.
333
00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,668
‐ Do it.
334
00:16:24,667 --> 00:16:26,497
‐ Trust me, the guy
you don't kill
335
00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,380
is the one who comes back later
and kills you.
336
00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,247
What are you doing?
337
00:16:30,250 --> 00:16:32,170
Monkey, no, no, no, no!
What the hell are you doing?
338
00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,582
What?
339
00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,503
You stupid animal!
340
00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,670
No one disobeys me!
341
00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,787
For this, you shall both die!
342
00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,457
‐ Monkey. Let's give 'em
a show.
343
00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,498
‐ Whoa!
344
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,918
No, no, no, no.
345
00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,787
That's my candy!
346
00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:53,962
Stop him!
347
00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,792
Oh shit!
348
00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,128
Well... goodbye!
349
00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,167
Gotta go, gotta go.
350
00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,165
Oh shit!
351
00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,463
O‐o‐okay, okay, okay.
352
00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,668
I know this looks bad,
353
00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,167
but with all the starving
and the murder out there,
354
00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,165
I gotta have some "me" time.
355
00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,830
‐ D'uh... w‐would you like a soda?
356
00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,883
Or would you like every soda?
357
00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,875
It's called a suicide.
358
00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,285
‐ Don't do it.
It's probably piss.
359
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:51,332
Ah!
360
00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,875
Ugh! N‐n‐no! No! Whoa! Whoa!
361
00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,955
If this is
about Ken Takahara's murder,
362
00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:01,668
I told The Rooster that killing
a politician was a mistake.
363
00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,037
‐ Yeah, We got Rooster,
Fat Cobra, a monkey.
364
00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,582
What is this,
a George Orwell book?
365
00:18:06,417 --> 00:18:08,917
‐ No. no, no, no. Really!
It's against our code!
366
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,787
‐ Code? Are you kidding?
367
00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,922
Where was your code
when you double‐crossed me?
368
00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,957
Code my ass!
What is this?
369
00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,128
Wha‐‐ Ha‐has this been here
the whole time?
370
00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,825
‐ Oh boy, here we go.
371
00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,503
‐ Hey, guys!
372
00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,830
Wait, what?
373
00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:25,173
This must be
the warden's secret quarters.
374
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,627
Oh‐ho‐ho, what a dick, huh?
375
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,495
‐ That's you! That‐that is
a painting of you.
376
00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,580
It's a portrait.
You had to sit for that!
377
00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,633
‐ Wait! No, no, no.
378
00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,455
Uh‐uh, who‐who wants a soda?
379
00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,752
‐ Okay, time to go.
380
00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,038
Whoa! Holy shit!
381
00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,252
Okay, to the chute!
Come on, we'll crawl back up!
382
00:18:52,250 --> 00:18:54,130
What the hell? Now what?
383
00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,625
Kill them all
if you have to! I don't care.
384
00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,825
Just find me that Monkey!
385
00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,713
‐ Boy, that dog is like
a bad penny, in't he?
386
00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,290
Yeah, yeah, okay. Just follow
Templeton here and let's go.
387
00:19:14,708 --> 00:19:17,078
Oh‐oh‐okay, but, you know,
it's probably not even the same rat.
388
00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,707
How you doin'?
389
00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,080
Shit.
390
00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,750
Literally. Shit.
391
00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,503
This is where having
a code gets ya.
392
00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:57,745
Hey, hey! We made it!
393
00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,210
You are definitely gonna have
pink‐eye. B‐T‐dubbs.
394
00:20:02,125 --> 00:20:04,705
Freedom! Ha ha ha!
395
00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,288
I guess we could have gone
that way, too.
396
00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,752
Looks like your rat buddy
wasn't such a big help after all‐‐
397
00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,078
Look, a lot of stuff
happened today.
398
00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,583
I don't think we should try to draw
any big lessons from it.
399
00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,253
I wouldn't say
anything's been proved‐‐
400
00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,290
...or not proved.
401
00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,540
God damnit.
402
00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,630
Okay.
403
00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:35,917
Fine. I admit it.
404
00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:39,787
In certain situations, yes,
having a code isn't the worst idea,
405
00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,332
as long as you can break it
when it suits you.
406
00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,333
But‐but you can't be
all crazy about it.
407
00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,713
Eh, you know,
it has to be simple.
408
00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,462
You're only going to kill killers?
409
00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,793
A killer of killers. Huh.
410
00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,382
You know what, that actually sounds
pretty badass,
411
00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,455
but you can't just give yourself
your own nickname.
412
00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,128
Alright? You know, I just can't
call myself "Horse Cock."
413
00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,415
Other people gotta call me that.
That's why it stuck.
414
00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,667
Oh! Look who's feeling
confident tonight.
415
00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,917
You might want
to watch out for the‐‐
416
00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,128
Oh.
417
00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,752
I know she's
the only human you trust,
418
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,165
but maybe it's a little early
in the relationship
419
00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,077
to show up covered
in literal shit.
420
00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,082
But you know what?
She probably won't even notice.
421
00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,293
She'll be too freaked out
by the fact
422
00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,082
that a savage animal's
lurking in her yard.
423
00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,002
‐ Ooh, see that's revenge.
424
00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,542
‐ So the best advice I can give you is
when she starts throwing stuff
425
00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,252
just stand your ground and try to look
as friendly as possible.
426
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,330
That always worked for me.
427
00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,785
‐ Oh, sweet Jesus,
428
00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,668
you scared
the shit out of me.
429
00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,330
Oh.
430
00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:06,963
Hey there.
431
00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,790
You, uh... you want
something to eat?
432
00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,380
‐ Yes! The answer is "yes."
Nod your head.
433
00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,327
‐ I'm actually
really glad you came.
434
00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,753
I never got the chance to thank you
for what you did at the funeral.
435
00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,752
It all happened so fast,
and I remember being so scared,
436
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,500
and... then there you were
437
00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,000
and, well‐‐
438
00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:34,962
Thank you.
439
00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,630
Ugh!
440
00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,125
‐ He gets a little nervous.
441
00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,673
Whoa!
442
00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,418
Pump the breaks, bud!
443
00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,128
‐ Sir, there's a riot
at Sugano prison.
444
00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,205
They need backup!
445
00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,748
‐ M‐O‐N‐K‐E‐Y. Monkey.
446
00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,960
‐ Hey, Haruka.
447
00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,328
Remind me.
448
00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,503
What is the first rule
of being a detective?
449
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,955
‐ Follow... the... facts.
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