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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,748 --> 00:00:03,165 (rock music) 2 00:00:15,474 --> 00:00:17,945 ♪ Making your move ♪ 3 00:00:17,995 --> 00:00:22,730 ♪ You come down as fast as lightning ♪ 4 00:00:22,780 --> 00:00:25,228 ♪ Crossing the stage ♪ 5 00:00:25,278 --> 00:00:29,738 ♪ And now you can feel the excitement ♪ 6 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,742 ♪ So shake it up ♪ 7 00:00:31,792 --> 00:00:33,528 ♪ Turn it on ♪ 8 00:00:33,578 --> 00:00:35,962 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 9 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:39,601 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 10 00:00:39,651 --> 00:00:42,010 ♪ Your daddy don't know ♪ 11 00:00:42,060 --> 00:00:46,490 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 12 00:00:46,540 --> 00:00:49,555 ♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪ 13 00:00:49,605 --> 00:00:54,371 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 14 00:00:54,421 --> 00:00:57,030 ♪ She's breaking your heart ♪ 15 00:00:57,080 --> 00:01:01,722 ♪ You'd better be your own best friend ♪ 16 00:01:01,772 --> 00:01:04,776 ♪ 'Cause once you learn the steps ♪ 17 00:01:04,826 --> 00:01:09,115 ♪ It's something you'll never forget ♪ 18 00:01:09,165 --> 00:01:11,089 ♪ So shake it up ♪ 19 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,952 ♪ Turn it on ♪ 20 00:01:13,002 --> 00:01:15,217 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 21 00:01:15,267 --> 00:01:18,946 ♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪ 22 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:21,395 ♪ Your daddy don't know ♪ 23 00:01:21,445 --> 00:01:25,833 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 24 00:01:25,883 --> 00:01:28,884 ♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪ 25 00:01:28,934 --> 00:01:33,377 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 26 00:01:33,427 --> 00:01:37,553 ♪ Shake it ♪ 27 00:01:37,603 --> 00:01:41,275 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 28 00:01:41,325 --> 00:01:44,859 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 29 00:01:44,909 --> 00:01:47,409 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 30 00:02:07,776 --> 00:02:09,988 ♪ Your daddy don't know ♪ 31 00:02:10,038 --> 00:02:14,341 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 32 00:02:14,391 --> 00:02:17,716 ♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪ 33 00:02:17,766 --> 00:02:22,124 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 34 00:02:22,174 --> 00:02:24,139 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 35 00:02:24,189 --> 00:02:25,804 ♪ Turn it on ♪ 36 00:02:25,854 --> 00:02:28,031 ♪ Shake it up ♪ 37 00:02:28,081 --> 00:02:31,940 ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ 38 00:02:31,990 --> 00:02:34,150 ♪ Your daddy don't know ♪ 39 00:02:34,200 --> 00:02:38,797 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 40 00:02:38,847 --> 00:02:41,542 ♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪ 41 00:02:41,592 --> 00:02:45,965 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 42 00:02:46,015 --> 00:02:49,046 ♪ Yeah your daddy don't know ♪ 43 00:02:49,096 --> 00:02:53,724 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 44 00:02:53,774 --> 00:02:56,479 ♪ Your daddy don't know ♪ 45 00:02:56,529 --> 00:03:00,862 ♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪ 46 00:03:12,552 --> 00:03:13,385 - Okay. 47 00:03:15,584 --> 00:03:16,417 No. 48 00:03:21,815 --> 00:03:22,648 Ugh. 49 00:03:31,981 --> 00:03:32,814 Ugh. 50 00:03:34,613 --> 00:03:35,446 Okay. 51 00:03:36,726 --> 00:03:38,393 I think it's passed. 52 00:03:39,286 --> 00:03:43,310 - I am so sorry about that restaurant choice. 53 00:03:43,360 --> 00:03:45,651 - No, it's not like you could have known. 54 00:03:45,701 --> 00:03:47,174 - I didn't see they failed the health inspection 55 00:03:47,224 --> 00:03:48,646 until we were on the way out. 56 00:03:48,696 --> 00:03:50,116 I mean they really gotta make those signs bigger 57 00:03:50,166 --> 00:03:53,409 or put a giant red X on the door, something. 58 00:03:53,459 --> 00:03:54,764 - Okay, it's fine. 59 00:03:54,814 --> 00:03:55,899 It's really like... 60 00:03:55,949 --> 00:03:59,699 The ice cream is sort of settling my stomach. 61 00:04:07,341 --> 00:04:09,126 What are you doing? 62 00:04:09,176 --> 00:04:10,050 - Kissing you. 63 00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,452 - Why? 64 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,076 - We're on a date. 65 00:04:13,126 --> 00:04:15,793 - It's the first and I feel ill. 66 00:04:17,463 --> 00:04:18,463 - I'm sorry. 67 00:04:19,368 --> 00:04:20,201 - Yeah. 68 00:04:21,064 --> 00:04:23,675 It's okay, just take it easy. 69 00:04:23,725 --> 00:04:27,341 Geez, you're a really different sort of guy. 70 00:04:27,391 --> 00:04:29,062 - Different. 71 00:04:29,112 --> 00:04:31,220 I can work with different. 72 00:04:31,270 --> 00:04:32,492 - I should go. 73 00:04:32,542 --> 00:04:34,116 - Oh, really. 74 00:04:34,166 --> 00:04:36,499 Was it the whole kiss thing? 75 00:04:37,639 --> 00:04:38,862 - No. 76 00:04:38,912 --> 00:04:40,346 Maybe. 77 00:04:40,396 --> 00:04:41,830 Yes. 78 00:04:41,880 --> 00:04:43,622 I just really wanna go. 79 00:04:43,672 --> 00:04:44,505 - Okay. 80 00:04:45,464 --> 00:04:48,580 - So. (rattling) 81 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,398 Are you sick now too? 82 00:04:50,448 --> 00:04:51,910 - Just right now? 83 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:54,460 Oh, I should be so lucky. 84 00:04:54,510 --> 00:04:56,093 - What do you mean? 85 00:04:57,713 --> 00:04:58,546 - Cancer. 86 00:05:02,641 --> 00:05:03,474 - Oh. 87 00:05:05,119 --> 00:05:06,702 Wow, I had no idea. 88 00:05:08,020 --> 00:05:11,020 - Soon, I'll have none of this left. 89 00:05:12,175 --> 00:05:13,581 - We were at lunch for two hours, 90 00:05:13,631 --> 00:05:14,464 I mean, 91 00:05:15,494 --> 00:05:17,333 why didn't you say anything? 92 00:05:17,383 --> 00:05:18,356 - I don't wanna spend what little time 93 00:05:18,406 --> 00:05:22,073 I have left letting myself be defined by it. 94 00:05:24,774 --> 00:05:26,357 - You are so brave. 95 00:05:35,288 --> 00:05:38,043 Don't die, don't die, don't die, 96 00:05:38,093 --> 00:05:40,760 don't die, don't die, don't die! 97 00:05:45,368 --> 00:05:46,618 - Okay, cheers. 98 00:05:47,455 --> 00:05:49,538 - I broke my cold streak. 99 00:05:51,009 --> 00:05:52,938 - Congratulations man, I knew you could do it. 100 00:05:52,988 --> 00:05:53,821 - Yeah. 101 00:05:56,456 --> 00:05:58,925 - I want details, details. 102 00:05:58,975 --> 00:05:59,975 - So I meet her online. 103 00:06:00,025 --> 00:06:01,924 And to start, it's not going great, 104 00:06:01,974 --> 00:06:02,757 but,-- 105 00:06:02,807 --> 00:06:05,085 - But, my man turned it around right? 106 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:06,359 - Exactly, exactly. - Yes. 107 00:06:06,409 --> 00:06:08,151 - [John] Now she is not grooving it. 108 00:06:08,201 --> 00:06:10,294 But after I tell her I have cancer, 109 00:06:10,344 --> 00:06:13,264 (laughing) 110 00:06:13,314 --> 00:06:14,231 in the bag. 111 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:18,754 - You have cancer? 112 00:06:18,804 --> 00:06:19,845 - What, no! 113 00:06:19,895 --> 00:06:20,678 God no. 114 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:23,761 Don't you think I would of told you that? 115 00:06:23,811 --> 00:06:26,310 - Why the hell did you tell her you had it? 116 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,677 - Taylor, come on man, at this point, 117 00:06:28,727 --> 00:06:31,942 what else do I have going for me? 118 00:06:31,992 --> 00:06:35,158 - Cancer is not something you have going for you. 119 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,275 Cancer is a bad thing okay. 120 00:06:37,325 --> 00:06:40,344 You don't joke about cancer man. 121 00:06:40,394 --> 00:06:41,644 - Yes, yes, but 122 00:06:43,037 --> 00:06:45,084 do we blame people for their cancer 123 00:06:45,134 --> 00:06:49,301 or, or do we take pity on them for having it, huh? 124 00:06:51,392 --> 00:06:53,059 Yes, now you get it. 125 00:06:54,248 --> 00:06:55,081 - Okay. 126 00:06:55,917 --> 00:06:57,381 Let me get this straight. 127 00:06:57,431 --> 00:07:00,435 So you're at a spot in your social life 128 00:07:00,485 --> 00:07:02,772 where you're actively going online to meet girls, 129 00:07:02,822 --> 00:07:05,333 not to take on a normal date, 130 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:09,085 but to trick them into a pity screw? 131 00:07:09,135 --> 00:07:10,385 - Uh huh, yeah. 132 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:13,971 - And you see nothing wrong with this whatsoever? 133 00:07:14,021 --> 00:07:15,413 - It's not illegal. 134 00:07:15,463 --> 00:07:16,883 I didn't hurt the girl. 135 00:07:16,933 --> 00:07:18,479 - Okay, but what about you? 136 00:07:18,529 --> 00:07:21,226 Don't you find it unhealthy for you? 137 00:07:21,276 --> 00:07:23,813 - I think not scoring period, 138 00:07:23,863 --> 00:07:25,818 is even less healthy. 139 00:07:25,868 --> 00:07:27,427 - Oh my god. 140 00:07:27,477 --> 00:07:30,955 I have clearly failed in my duty to you 141 00:07:31,005 --> 00:07:32,730 on so many levels, I'm sorry. 142 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:34,036 - Taylor, come on man, don't mourn, 143 00:07:34,086 --> 00:07:35,854 you gotta be happy for me. 144 00:07:35,904 --> 00:07:37,912 I found my niche. 145 00:07:37,962 --> 00:07:40,334 Alright look, you were hands down 146 00:07:40,384 --> 00:07:41,956 the best storm captain. 147 00:07:42,006 --> 00:07:43,295 I remember frosh week 148 00:07:43,345 --> 00:07:45,674 practically crying because I didn't fit 149 00:07:45,724 --> 00:07:48,209 into any of those frat openers. 150 00:07:48,259 --> 00:07:49,416 Okay, and you just said-- 151 00:07:49,466 --> 00:07:50,857 - "This is not your scene man, 152 00:07:50,907 --> 00:07:52,847 "go find your niche." 153 00:07:52,897 --> 00:07:54,624 Fine okay, I did say that, 154 00:07:54,674 --> 00:07:57,733 but I said that to all the dorks. 155 00:07:57,783 --> 00:07:59,197 I'm sorry, but it's true. 156 00:07:59,247 --> 00:08:01,191 I say the same thing to the new guys in sales. 157 00:08:01,241 --> 00:08:02,729 - Yeah and you were right. 158 00:08:02,779 --> 00:08:06,817 Different approaches for different guys. 159 00:08:06,867 --> 00:08:08,886 - This is not a niche okay. 160 00:08:08,936 --> 00:08:10,793 This is sick and weird. 161 00:08:10,843 --> 00:08:12,965 And besides, it's not sustainable. 162 00:08:13,015 --> 00:08:14,141 - What do you mean? 163 00:08:14,191 --> 00:08:15,303 - Well how do you expect to continue 164 00:08:15,353 --> 00:08:17,009 this relationship with this girl? 165 00:08:17,059 --> 00:08:18,536 - Come on. 166 00:08:18,586 --> 00:08:21,253 There is no way she doesn't see me again. 167 00:08:21,303 --> 00:08:23,605 You can't say no to cancer guy. 168 00:08:23,655 --> 00:08:25,032 She'd feel terrible. 169 00:08:25,082 --> 00:08:26,279 - Okay, fine. 170 00:08:26,329 --> 00:08:28,000 She's gonna go on a couple more dates with you, 171 00:08:28,050 --> 00:08:30,605 but eventually, she's gonna wanna know 172 00:08:30,655 --> 00:08:32,928 how your treatment is progressing. 173 00:08:32,978 --> 00:08:35,056 - I tell her I'm in remission. 174 00:08:35,106 --> 00:08:35,889 - Oh my god-- 175 00:08:35,939 --> 00:08:37,408 - At that point, she's stuck with me. 176 00:08:37,458 --> 00:08:38,375 I'm around. 177 00:08:39,347 --> 00:08:41,693 - But she's gonna meet your friends, your family. 178 00:08:41,743 --> 00:08:42,526 She's gonna meet me. 179 00:08:42,576 --> 00:08:44,729 I'm sure as hell not going along with this lie. 180 00:08:44,779 --> 00:08:49,612 She is going to find out and it's gonna be over like that. 181 00:08:50,939 --> 00:08:53,368 - You are missing the whole point here. 182 00:08:53,418 --> 00:08:55,343 Okay, I am 29 years old. 183 00:08:55,393 --> 00:09:00,241 I have never been in a relationship longer than six weeks. 184 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:02,791 I have very modest goals here. 185 00:09:05,809 --> 00:09:08,976 - Did you cut out a part of your hair? 186 00:09:11,647 --> 00:09:12,480 Really? 187 00:09:13,395 --> 00:09:14,228 Really? 188 00:09:15,063 --> 00:09:17,230 (ringing) 189 00:09:21,627 --> 00:09:22,544 - Awe shit. 190 00:09:23,531 --> 00:09:24,489 - What is it? 191 00:09:24,539 --> 00:09:28,129 - "John, you're about to have the battle of your life. 192 00:09:28,179 --> 00:09:29,877 "My cousin died from cancer last year 193 00:09:29,927 --> 00:09:32,541 "and it tore me apart. 194 00:09:32,591 --> 00:09:36,078 "I'm so sorry, but I can't be a part of your journey. 195 00:09:36,128 --> 00:09:38,728 "I can't do that to myself again. 196 00:09:38,778 --> 00:09:42,017 "I feel so terrible but that's the way it is. 197 00:09:42,067 --> 00:09:44,929 "Wishing you good health, Amy." 198 00:09:44,979 --> 00:09:45,812 - You see? 199 00:09:46,871 --> 00:09:48,976 - Shit man, I thought, 200 00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:51,313 I thought women liked broken guys? 201 00:09:51,363 --> 00:09:53,091 - They do, but it has 202 00:09:53,141 --> 00:09:55,611 to be a guy that they can actually fix. 203 00:09:55,661 --> 00:09:57,011 Unless this girl's an oncologist, 204 00:09:57,061 --> 00:09:59,153 that's just not gonna fly. 205 00:09:59,203 --> 00:10:01,045 - I guess you're right. 206 00:10:01,095 --> 00:10:03,495 That's not gonna work. 207 00:10:03,545 --> 00:10:05,832 - Alright, let's just recap here. 208 00:10:05,882 --> 00:10:07,097 I mean it's what? 209 00:10:07,147 --> 00:10:08,897 10 years beyond frosh 210 00:10:10,194 --> 00:10:12,425 and you are still at the same spot 211 00:10:12,475 --> 00:10:14,400 that you started in man. 212 00:10:14,450 --> 00:10:15,953 - It's not that bad okay, 213 00:10:16,003 --> 00:10:17,509 I have made strides. 214 00:10:17,559 --> 00:10:20,365 I've been with five girls since then. 215 00:10:20,415 --> 00:10:22,673 Well, three for real 216 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:25,140 and two were just in and out. 217 00:10:27,483 --> 00:10:30,472 - What do you mean just in and out? 218 00:10:30,522 --> 00:10:35,035 That's what you do, you go in and out a bunch of times. 219 00:10:35,085 --> 00:10:35,868 - Right, yeah, no. 220 00:10:35,918 --> 00:10:37,401 It just wasn't a bunch of times. 221 00:10:37,451 --> 00:10:39,701 It was more kind of like in 222 00:10:41,513 --> 00:10:42,596 and then out. 223 00:10:45,067 --> 00:10:48,993 - So it was just in one time and then out? 224 00:10:49,043 --> 00:10:54,043 It wasn't like in out, in out, in out, in out, in out? 225 00:10:54,098 --> 00:10:55,265 - Pretty much. 226 00:10:57,375 --> 00:10:58,158 - What did you do? 227 00:10:58,208 --> 00:10:59,704 Did you go in and then get freaked out 228 00:10:59,754 --> 00:11:02,855 and start crying and run away or something? 229 00:11:02,905 --> 00:11:04,072 - Pretty much. 230 00:11:06,795 --> 00:11:10,807 - Alright, this is not, this is not good. 231 00:11:10,857 --> 00:11:14,040 Okay, here's what you're gonna do okay? 232 00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:17,147 You are going to set a goal. 233 00:11:17,197 --> 00:11:18,912 You, look at me. 234 00:11:18,962 --> 00:11:21,379 You're gonna visualize a path 235 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:23,448 and then you need to get on that path 236 00:11:23,498 --> 00:11:26,401 and you need to stay on that path. 237 00:11:26,451 --> 00:11:27,928 Okay? 238 00:11:27,978 --> 00:11:29,399 - Okay. 239 00:11:29,449 --> 00:11:31,765 Yeah, well I guess, 240 00:11:31,815 --> 00:11:34,312 I guess I just really want a girlfriend 241 00:11:34,362 --> 00:11:35,768 before I turn 30. 242 00:11:35,818 --> 00:11:37,127 - Okay great, great. 243 00:11:37,177 --> 00:11:39,479 Because you can't have the wife and kids 244 00:11:39,529 --> 00:11:40,510 unless you start there, right? 245 00:11:40,560 --> 00:11:42,361 So, you're on the path. 246 00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,601 - Yeah, yeah, it's like those movies where the guy, 247 00:11:44,651 --> 00:11:46,771 he wants to lose his virginity before the prom, 248 00:11:46,821 --> 00:11:50,571 except this, this is the more mature version. 249 00:11:51,595 --> 00:11:55,117 - Yeah, yeah, it's the more mature version. 250 00:11:55,167 --> 00:11:55,950 - Yeah. 251 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:58,112 See the problem for me, the real problem is, 252 00:11:58,162 --> 00:12:01,333 I want the girl, the girl don't want me. 253 00:12:01,383 --> 00:12:02,495 Everything else in my love life 254 00:12:02,545 --> 00:12:04,735 is actually pretty great except 255 00:12:04,785 --> 00:12:07,157 that last little piece, I just, 256 00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,793 I can't get over that hurdle. 257 00:12:08,843 --> 00:12:11,063 - You're at a point in life where people are, 258 00:12:11,113 --> 00:12:13,792 they're very established in who they are. 259 00:12:13,842 --> 00:12:15,781 And once they know that, 260 00:12:15,831 --> 00:12:18,847 hey, they're on their path. 261 00:12:18,897 --> 00:12:22,147 So you gotta ask yourself one question, 262 00:12:23,109 --> 00:12:24,109 who are you? 263 00:12:27,002 --> 00:12:27,919 - Who am I? 264 00:12:31,131 --> 00:12:32,881 Well, my name's John. 265 00:12:34,423 --> 00:12:35,983 - Sure. 266 00:12:36,033 --> 00:12:37,984 - And I want a girlfriend. 267 00:12:38,034 --> 00:12:40,867 (slow rock music) 268 00:13:01,877 --> 00:13:03,141 Pst, pst, pst. 269 00:13:03,191 --> 00:13:06,210 Hey, go check out that guy standing around the corner. 270 00:13:06,260 --> 00:13:07,890 - Go check out a guy? 271 00:13:07,940 --> 00:13:09,458 - You know what I'm saying. 272 00:13:09,508 --> 00:13:11,841 Go check out what he's flipping through. 273 00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:12,724 Go. 274 00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,015 - 1984. 275 00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:23,937 He's thinking of buying George Orwell. 276 00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,203 - Yeah Richard, I know, I helped him find it. 277 00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,077 Doesn't it drive you crazy? 278 00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:30,388 - John, what the hell are you talking about? 279 00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:31,258 - Alright, look. 280 00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:32,979 How often does this happen? 281 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,398 A dude like that dressed in his fancy business clothes 282 00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,281 walks in here to buy a book we all read 283 00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:39,501 like way back in the day. 284 00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:42,817 Did he seriously not go to high school? 285 00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,459 That should be on one of those lists. 286 00:13:44,509 --> 00:13:46,542 You know, on the internet. 287 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,365 - What lists? 288 00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:49,663 - You know, like those blogs. 289 00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:51,371 Top 20 Things Asian Parents Do That Only 290 00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:53,163 Asian Millennials Would Get. 291 00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:53,996 Something like that. 292 00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:57,195 Things that really annoy bookstore staff. 293 00:13:57,245 --> 00:14:00,109 - I know those lists, but that doesn't annoy me. 294 00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,812 The guy wants a book, this is a book store. 295 00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:05,553 - Oh come on Richard, don't leave me hanging here. 296 00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:08,647 It is crystal clear that he was some dumb meathead 297 00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:11,517 who spent all of school getting drunk and playing football. 298 00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:15,565 And then his daddy gave him a position at the firm. 299 00:14:15,615 --> 00:14:16,767 Okay, so now all of a sudden, 300 00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:18,699 he waltzes in here and says, 301 00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:21,232 "Gee, I wanna read smart people books." 302 00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:24,133 So he reads 1984, maybe Catcher In The Rye. 303 00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:25,752 And then he goes to the parties 304 00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:26,699 and he's talking to all these people 305 00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,238 like he's the only one on planet earth 306 00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:30,030 that's actually read the book, 307 00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,433 and he thinks he's saying these profound 308 00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:32,960 things about it and society. 309 00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,427 Meanwhile, meanwhile Richard, 310 00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:39,288 we were all there 10 years ago 311 00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,489 but we've gotten over it. 312 00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:41,976 But see, of course you can't say anything to him, 313 00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:44,757 you just gotta let him go on. 314 00:14:44,807 --> 00:14:47,210 - I think you're being too hard on the guy John. 315 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,457 - What are you talking about? 316 00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:49,290 This is what we do. 317 00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,884 We analyze people's book choices. 318 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,019 - Okay. 319 00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:54,098 Here's my take. 320 00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,099 If you're right, which you may not be. 321 00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,992 Because he could be rereading it. 322 00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,288 He could be buying a copy for his younger brother, 323 00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:03,200 but if you're right, what's the big deal? 324 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,705 Maybe he realizes he's missed out on some classics 325 00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:07,288 and now that he has his act together 326 00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:09,248 he wants to spend his time this way. 327 00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,939 I don't think most people would mock him for that. 328 00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:12,578 I think they'd respect it. 329 00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,617 - You think that guy has his act together? 330 00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,457 - Yeah. 331 00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:18,010 I mean look at him. 332 00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:21,477 He seems confident, he seems established. 333 00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:25,080 - Established, you see that's what I gotta be. 334 00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,509 - Not me man, I'm staying off the grid. 335 00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:30,188 - Look at all these guys passing by out there. 336 00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:32,261 Same age as me, same background. 337 00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:34,038 But they all work at their firms making 338 00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:35,438 like 70 grand a year doing things 339 00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,865 people do in ordinary life that 340 00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:38,955 I don't even know about. 341 00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,035 Richard, how did all these guys suddenly just, 342 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,965 get it together? 343 00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:46,553 - It's the women that do it for them. 344 00:15:46,603 --> 00:15:48,027 They domesticate the man. 345 00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,211 The man rises to the woman's standard. 346 00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,331 You go to a single guys house, 347 00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:53,765 piss all around the floor near the toilet. 348 00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:55,419 Guy with a girlfriend, no piss. 349 00:15:55,469 --> 00:15:56,252 Why? 350 00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:58,245 Because she either makes him clean it up every time, 351 00:15:58,295 --> 00:16:00,273 or he pees sitting down. 352 00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:03,019 - Yeah, heard about those guys. 353 00:16:03,069 --> 00:16:04,700 - So if you wanna be an established guy 354 00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:08,075 you have got to first get with an established woman. 355 00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,020 - Yeah, but I don't think women like guys 356 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,533 that far beneath them. 357 00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,454 - And that's the paradox. 358 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,765 You can't get established without an established girl. 359 00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:15,956 But the established girl will only 360 00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:18,110 go out with an established guy. 361 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,813 - So you have to trick the girl 362 00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,841 into believing you're established. 363 00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:23,822 - Bingo. 364 00:16:23,872 --> 00:16:25,278 (ringing) 365 00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,245 (slow paced music) 366 00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:48,835 ♪ Can I touch you to see if you're real ♪ 367 00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:55,038 ♪ Cause in nothing there's something I feel ♪ 368 00:16:56,565 --> 00:17:01,565 ♪ Can my heart take the strain ♪ 369 00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:06,831 ♪ Or will it break down again ♪ 370 00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:14,332 ♪ In your lips I sense a danger ♪ 371 00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:20,234 ♪ You've got the eyes of a stranger ♪ 372 00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,146 - What? 373 00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:32,356 What the hell are you doing? 374 00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,371 - Time for a little magic. 375 00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,728 - It'll never work. 376 00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:36,795 - I feel it. 377 00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:38,363 The time is right. ♪ Have I been sleeping ♪ 378 00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:41,649 I'm doing this Richard. ♪ For all these years ♪ 379 00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:46,699 ♪ Is it magic that makes you appear ♪ 380 00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:52,082 ♪ When you walked in the room ♪ 381 00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:55,382 ♪ I felt my heart race ♪ 382 00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,683 Can I help you find anything? 383 00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,483 - No I'm good thanks. 384 00:18:12,772 --> 00:18:14,855 - What do you have there? 385 00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:19,821 - 1984. 386 00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:23,989 - Great choice. 387 00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,789 You're gonna love it. 388 00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:28,380 - Really? 389 00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:31,956 I'm actually a little bit embarrassed to be buying it. 390 00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:33,106 - Why? 391 00:18:33,156 --> 00:18:34,323 - Well I just feel like most people read 392 00:18:34,373 --> 00:18:36,041 this back in high school. 393 00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:37,194 They're gonna see me with it and think I wasn't 394 00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:41,491 paying attention for like 10 years or something like that. 395 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,354 - No, no, no, no they won't. 396 00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:44,707 Actually, you know, to be honest, 397 00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,057 I think they'll respect you for brushing 398 00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:47,561 up on your classics. 399 00:18:47,611 --> 00:18:50,253 It's a real sign of self-confidence. 400 00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,179 - Really? 401 00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:53,120 - Well, I mean I can't speak for everyone, 402 00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:56,503 but I find it a very attractive quality. 403 00:18:58,061 --> 00:18:59,594 - Do you actually feel that way? 404 00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:00,477 - Sure. 405 00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,459 - Wow. 406 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,689 (laughing) 407 00:19:04,739 --> 00:19:07,236 I feel kind of relieved. 408 00:19:07,286 --> 00:19:11,476 I don't know why, but that means a lot to me. 409 00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,938 - Well I've never seen you in here before. 410 00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,939 My name's John. 411 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,043 - Just moved from BC, Vanessa. 412 00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,005 - Nice to meet you. 413 00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:25,055 Maybe you'd like to go out Saturday. 414 00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:30,043 - Sure. 415 00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:32,284 - I'm so sorry, I know that was very abrupt. 416 00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,711 I just, well, I felt like I had to ask. 417 00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,425 - It's okay. 418 00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:38,922 Here. 419 00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:41,243 Just put your number in my phone. 420 00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,126 - Great. 421 00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:43,916 - Yeah. 422 00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:50,148 - Well listen, well I'm really looking forward to Saturday. 423 00:19:50,198 --> 00:19:51,746 Nice to meet you Vanessa. 424 00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:52,629 - You too. 425 00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:54,879 - Enjoy Orwell. 426 00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,489 That was not supposed to happen was it? 427 00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:00,322 - That was a fluke. 428 00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:03,181 The God of Eros was asleep at the wheel. 429 00:20:03,231 --> 00:20:05,398 What are you gonna do now? 430 00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,907 - Not screw things up for a change. 431 00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:15,163 (determined music) 432 00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,195 Okay. 433 00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:20,078 Okay yeah. 434 00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:25,667 Just remember, if you start to lose control, just stop, 435 00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:29,221 count to three, regain your composure. 436 00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,938 You can't lose this. 437 00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:32,947 Let's go! 438 00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:35,247 (grunting) 439 00:20:47,134 --> 00:20:50,444 - Well okay, let's just say he's not my usual type, 440 00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:54,252 but I thought, what the heck you know? 441 00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:56,635 I might as well mix things up for a change. 442 00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:58,935 (laughing) 443 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,963 I gotta go. 444 00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:03,930 I gotta go. 445 00:21:05,837 --> 00:21:07,443 - Vanessa, hi. 446 00:21:07,493 --> 00:21:08,326 Wow, you, 447 00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,890 you look wonderful. 448 00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:13,723 How are you? 449 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,253 - I'm great. 450 00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:16,303 How are you? 451 00:21:18,949 --> 00:21:20,924 - I'm on top of the world. 452 00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:23,224 (giggling) 453 00:21:25,426 --> 00:21:26,209 - [Vanessa] Exactly. 454 00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:27,305 - That's pretty funny. 455 00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:28,938 Yeah, I don't know. 456 00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:31,949 Wow. 457 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:32,782 So let me get this straight, 458 00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:35,134 you picked up everything and just moved 459 00:21:35,184 --> 00:21:36,590 to Toronto, just like that? 460 00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,719 - Well I didn't come here blind. 461 00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,064 I had the job offer at the bank 462 00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:43,336 and the terms are great, so, I'm a senior analyst now. 463 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,465 - Wow, and what exactly does an analyst do? 464 00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,649 - It's really beautiful in Vancouver. 465 00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,392 But I was just getting so bored you know? 466 00:21:52,442 --> 00:21:53,343 There was nothing happening there 467 00:21:53,393 --> 00:21:55,809 so I came here for some adventure. 468 00:21:55,859 --> 00:21:58,833 - Well I'm sure they had a copy of 1984 in BC. 469 00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,234 You probably didn't have to come all this way for that. 470 00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,503 - Yeah. 471 00:22:02,553 --> 00:22:05,934 - But seriously, I really admire your bravery. 472 00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,823 - Oh no, no, I'm not brave. 473 00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:09,909 Once I got here I realized I don't know anyone, 474 00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,812 I don't know anything. 475 00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:13,509 Last thing I feel is brave. 476 00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,521 - No but that's I guess what I'm talking about alright. 477 00:22:15,571 --> 00:22:17,679 Like not anybody can just jump 478 00:22:17,729 --> 00:22:19,979 into the unknown like that. 479 00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:23,838 So tell me, what did you do in BC? 480 00:22:25,502 --> 00:22:28,308 - Listen, you are so sweet to listen to me 481 00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:30,137 talk about myself for so long, 482 00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:32,270 but let's talk about you. 483 00:22:33,327 --> 00:22:34,160 - Okay. 484 00:22:35,171 --> 00:22:36,439 What do you wanna know? 485 00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,596 - I don't know, everything. 486 00:22:38,646 --> 00:22:39,732 (laughing) 487 00:22:39,782 --> 00:22:41,283 Where do you see yourself in three years, 488 00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,257 what are your career goals, you know? 489 00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:44,253 - To be honest, I'm just taking it 490 00:22:44,303 --> 00:22:46,228 the way life throws it to me. 491 00:22:46,278 --> 00:22:50,747 - And how is it throwing it to you right now? 492 00:22:50,797 --> 00:22:53,380 - Pretty relaxed, pretty chill. 493 00:22:54,479 --> 00:22:57,396 That's the way I like it now, so... 494 00:23:01,227 --> 00:23:02,759 - Maybe I should chill out more too. 495 00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:04,633 You know, my brothers always telling me that. 496 00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:08,068 Nigel's like, "You just need to be in the zone more." 497 00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:10,837 And if I was more zen I would probably be 498 00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:12,884 like less impulsive. 499 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,788 Yeah, he's really into zen meditation. 500 00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:17,054 He says it's really good for his work. 501 00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,029 - And what does he do? 502 00:23:19,079 --> 00:23:20,705 - He's a consultant. 503 00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:22,893 - And what does he consult in? 504 00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,193 - Nigel is like 505 00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:27,948 my favorite person in the world. 506 00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:30,748 He's done so well for himself. 507 00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:32,174 He has more money rolling in than 508 00:23:32,224 --> 00:23:33,533 he knows what to do with. 509 00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,366 - [John] Wow. 510 00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,221 - Yeah, he's just got that magic touch. 511 00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:38,670 And he's probably right, if I was more zen 512 00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,365 I'd be less impulsive. 513 00:23:40,415 --> 00:23:43,236 - You know, I'm not even sure what consultant means. 514 00:23:43,286 --> 00:23:46,532 - To be honest, I did something really big the other week, 515 00:23:46,582 --> 00:23:49,415 and god I'm kind of regretting it. 516 00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:52,291 - Okay, you gotta tell me. 517 00:23:52,341 --> 00:23:53,592 - Okay. 518 00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:57,150 Well, so one of my only friends in town 519 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,345 was looking for a place same time as me. 520 00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:00,439 And we both went to see this place 521 00:24:00,489 --> 00:24:01,809 that we both really liked. 522 00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,276 And so, we went halves on it. 523 00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,293 - Big decision, wow. 524 00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:10,798 Lots of potential fallout. 525 00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:13,446 - Exactly, I'm kind of horrified by what I did. 526 00:24:13,496 --> 00:24:14,760 - Yeah, but same thing happened to me 527 00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:15,921 a couple of years ago. 528 00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:16,754 - Really? 529 00:24:16,804 --> 00:24:18,567 - Yeah, yeah, a buddy and I rented this 530 00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:20,737 tiny tiny place together. 531 00:24:20,787 --> 00:24:23,481 We threw up a curtain, divided it. 532 00:24:23,531 --> 00:24:25,302 Sometimes the curtain would fall down. 533 00:24:25,352 --> 00:24:27,711 One night he comes home completely unexpected 534 00:24:27,761 --> 00:24:30,344 and well, there I am, you know. 535 00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,286 Jerking off. 536 00:24:35,336 --> 00:24:36,753 - Yeah, I got it. 537 00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:41,290 - So, not always the best living arrangement. 538 00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:42,173 Clearly. 539 00:24:43,244 --> 00:24:44,827 - Good point, yeah. 540 00:24:46,772 --> 00:24:48,890 My situations a little bit different though. 541 00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,656 - You got one of those stand up dividers, 542 00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:51,746 stretches out like an accordion? 543 00:24:51,796 --> 00:24:55,096 You know, those are smart 'cause those stay up. 544 00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:59,225 - No, it's just that it's a two bedroom. 545 00:24:59,275 --> 00:25:01,536 When I said that we were splitting it, 546 00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:05,008 I meant that we bought a condo together. 547 00:25:05,058 --> 00:25:07,897 - Oh wow, you bought a place? 548 00:25:07,947 --> 00:25:09,220 - Yeah. 549 00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:10,176 - That's big. 550 00:25:10,226 --> 00:25:11,226 That's huge. 551 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,753 Congratulations. 552 00:25:14,803 --> 00:25:15,974 - Thanks. 553 00:25:16,024 --> 00:25:19,293 We might not get the financing so who knows. 554 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:20,958 - Well I'm glad it's a two bedroom 555 00:25:21,008 --> 00:25:22,552 'cause I actually still have that curtain 556 00:25:22,602 --> 00:25:24,904 and I was wondering if it was right to lend it to you. 557 00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:27,032 It still has a stain. 558 00:25:27,082 --> 00:25:27,865 Yeah. 559 00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:28,698 - I would have passed. 560 00:25:28,748 --> 00:25:30,656 - That's a good call. 561 00:25:30,706 --> 00:25:34,039 (Vanessa clears throat) 562 00:25:44,248 --> 00:25:45,748 - One, two, three. 563 00:25:47,729 --> 00:25:49,182 - What are you doing? 564 00:25:49,232 --> 00:25:51,992 - Sorry, I didn't mean to talk out loud. 565 00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:52,875 I'm just 566 00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,712 remembering that I have to take these. 567 00:26:02,179 --> 00:26:03,429 My three pills. 568 00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,159 - Are you sick or? 569 00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:08,209 - No, no, I have cancer. 570 00:26:12,841 --> 00:26:13,624 - What? 571 00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:17,825 - No, no, these are to prevent the cancer. 572 00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:21,215 - There's pills to prevent cancer? 573 00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:23,354 - They're multivitamins. 574 00:26:23,404 --> 00:26:25,260 - With a prescription label on them? 575 00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,393 - Very multi. 576 00:26:31,203 --> 00:26:32,036 - Okay. 577 00:26:54,921 --> 00:26:56,617 - What's going on here? 578 00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:58,718 - It was just a kiss. 579 00:26:58,768 --> 00:27:02,864 Nothing really, I just I thought, you know, a kiss. 580 00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:03,747 - Okay. 581 00:27:04,721 --> 00:27:05,504 - Too soon. 582 00:27:05,554 --> 00:27:06,810 - Yeah, you think? 583 00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,434 Do you even have the pills down yet? 584 00:27:08,484 --> 00:27:11,152 - At least two of them. 585 00:27:11,202 --> 00:27:14,118 - Okay, I think I'm gonna go. 586 00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:17,056 - No please, look, I can salvage this. 587 00:27:17,106 --> 00:27:18,523 God I'm so sorry. 588 00:27:19,546 --> 00:27:20,377 Things were going well. 589 00:27:20,427 --> 00:27:22,352 - Yeah, yeah they were. 590 00:27:22,402 --> 00:27:25,081 - I've had a really rough day, 591 00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:26,567 and I know I'm acting like a total weirdo 592 00:27:26,617 --> 00:27:29,284 and I do, I sincerely apologize. 593 00:27:30,339 --> 00:27:33,017 - Okay, it's okay, I understand. 594 00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:35,624 - Great, great, so let me take you out next week some time 595 00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:37,401 and I can totally make it up to you. 596 00:27:37,451 --> 00:27:38,451 - Look John, 597 00:27:41,612 --> 00:27:42,930 I really like talking with you, 598 00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:46,647 but I don't think we can continue with this. 599 00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,561 - There was a this? 600 00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:51,444 - No, no. 601 00:27:52,783 --> 00:27:54,746 Look, you're a really nice guy, 602 00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:58,065 we're in two completely different places right now. 603 00:27:58,115 --> 00:27:59,058 - I don't know about that. 604 00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:01,186 I mean Bathurst really isn't that far from Defferin-- 605 00:28:01,236 --> 00:28:02,986 - In our lives, John. 606 00:28:04,764 --> 00:28:07,880 You know, I really like talking with you. 607 00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,418 You're a really nice guy. 608 00:28:09,468 --> 00:28:12,778 You were really nice to me at the book store. 609 00:28:12,828 --> 00:28:15,052 Listen, if you wanna meet up as friends, 610 00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:16,874 totally down for hanging out again. 611 00:28:16,924 --> 00:28:18,203 - Okay, yeah. 612 00:28:18,253 --> 00:28:20,122 No, no, for sure. 613 00:28:20,172 --> 00:28:23,146 So yeah, I guess just call me 614 00:28:23,196 --> 00:28:25,946 the next time you wanna hang out. 615 00:28:28,878 --> 00:28:30,172 - Hey, I covered this okay. 616 00:28:30,222 --> 00:28:31,236 - Okay great. 617 00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:32,762 - You know what, let's just leave it 618 00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,346 at the botched make-out. 619 00:28:34,396 --> 00:28:36,571 I think you've had enough for one night. 620 00:28:36,621 --> 00:28:38,225 - Fair. 621 00:28:38,275 --> 00:28:40,025 - [Vanessa] Bye John. 622 00:28:44,293 --> 00:28:46,543 (groaning) 623 00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:48,471 - Idiot. 624 00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:53,284 (slow paced music) 625 00:29:26,977 --> 00:29:28,144 God you idiot! 626 00:29:38,924 --> 00:29:40,257 One, two, three! 627 00:29:55,011 --> 00:29:57,178 (ringing) 628 00:29:58,147 --> 00:29:59,273 - Hello. 629 00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:03,081 - Amy, Amy hey, it's John from the other night. 630 00:30:03,131 --> 00:30:03,964 - Oh, hi. 631 00:30:05,173 --> 00:30:07,094 - Listen, I want you to know I got your text 632 00:30:07,144 --> 00:30:09,954 and I completely understood. 633 00:30:10,004 --> 00:30:12,978 But I wanted to call and tell you something. 634 00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:14,351 - What is it? 635 00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:15,807 - I have amazing news. 636 00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,234 I just heard back from my specialist 637 00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:19,951 and I don't have cancer anymore. 638 00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,211 - Wow, that is amazing news. 639 00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:24,044 - Isn't it? 640 00:30:24,094 --> 00:30:27,105 I mean I have a new lease on life. 641 00:30:27,155 --> 00:30:29,147 - I'm so happy for you. 642 00:30:29,197 --> 00:30:31,301 - So, what do ya say? 643 00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:32,899 - About what? 644 00:30:32,949 --> 00:30:34,273 - Well I mean being with me will now 645 00:30:34,323 --> 00:30:37,099 be a heartache free experience. 646 00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:39,113 So do you want to get together again soon? 647 00:30:39,163 --> 00:30:40,179 Maybe give it another go? 648 00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,856 I mean you and I, we had great energy 649 00:30:42,906 --> 00:30:45,239 if you know what I'm saying. 650 00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:48,848 - So you don't have any cancer at all? 651 00:30:48,898 --> 00:30:50,035 - Exactly. 652 00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,031 - Everything is fine? 653 00:30:51,081 --> 00:30:52,712 - Yeah, I have perfect health. 654 00:30:52,762 --> 00:30:54,250 Not a problem in the world. 655 00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,865 - Yeah, to be honest, I'm really not that interested. 656 00:30:56,915 --> 00:30:58,748 You were pretty weird. 657 00:30:59,713 --> 00:31:00,496 - Wait, what? 658 00:31:00,546 --> 00:31:02,511 No, no, no, your text gave me the impression that-- 659 00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,009 - That was pity. 660 00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:05,703 I'm really glad you're feeling better 661 00:31:05,753 --> 00:31:08,170 but I'm super busy, gotta go. 662 00:31:17,891 --> 00:31:19,974 - Stupid freaking cancer! 663 00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:27,850 - [Narrator] Get lost asshole! 664 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,983 - [Narrator] Yeah, we're trying to make-out here! 665 00:31:36,744 --> 00:31:38,529 - This is my day. 666 00:31:38,579 --> 00:31:41,193 What do you think of this? 667 00:31:41,243 --> 00:31:43,837 "Calling all grade five and six girls. 668 00:31:43,887 --> 00:31:46,442 "Do you have what it takes to tell it like it is? 669 00:31:46,492 --> 00:31:49,227 "Sign up for the public speaking contest in the office. 670 00:31:49,277 --> 00:31:52,968 "Winners get certificates to Laser Quest." 671 00:31:53,018 --> 00:31:55,153 Girls like Laser Quest right? 672 00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:58,176 - I think I can confidently say I don't know. 673 00:31:58,226 --> 00:32:00,191 And I don't care. 674 00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:02,551 - Oh man, you have no idea how stressful 675 00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:04,321 organizing this stuff is. 676 00:32:04,371 --> 00:32:05,204 - Try me. 677 00:32:06,316 --> 00:32:09,260 - Okay John, being on the Parent Teacher Association 678 00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:11,669 not only opens you up to all kinds of criticism, 679 00:32:11,719 --> 00:32:15,073 other parents and teachers, but it also changes 680 00:32:15,123 --> 00:32:17,383 they way they view your child. 681 00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:19,343 Which creates a very difficult situation 682 00:32:19,393 --> 00:32:21,089 for everyone involved. 683 00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:23,047 - Then don't do it. 684 00:32:23,097 --> 00:32:25,698 Wait, why are you organizing a public speaking contest? 685 00:32:25,748 --> 00:32:30,025 - Because Maria wants us to get in on the ground floor. 686 00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:33,609 I don't know, she calls it activist parenting or something. 687 00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,527 - Yeah it's creepy. 688 00:32:35,577 --> 00:32:37,153 Your kids in junior kindergarten 689 00:32:37,203 --> 00:32:40,064 and you're flouncing around with grade five girls? 690 00:32:40,114 --> 00:32:40,897 - I'm not flouncing. 691 00:32:40,947 --> 00:32:42,457 Look, you don't have kids okay? 692 00:32:42,507 --> 00:32:43,297 You don't even know what it's like. 693 00:32:43,347 --> 00:32:45,481 - Yeah I don't even have a girlfriend, thank you. 694 00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:46,840 - I'm sorry. 695 00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:48,042 Sorry it didn't work out with Vanessa 696 00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,472 but you know, it kinda sounds like-- 697 00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:50,305 - Like I blew it? 698 00:32:50,355 --> 00:32:51,917 - Yeah, like you blew it. 699 00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:54,564 But it's okay, there'll be others. 700 00:32:54,614 --> 00:32:58,051 - Well I'm actually seeing her again this weekend. 701 00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,059 We're gonna check out a couple of 702 00:32:59,109 --> 00:33:01,145 galleries on Queen West so. 703 00:33:01,195 --> 00:33:02,628 - So it's all back on? 704 00:33:02,678 --> 00:33:03,461 That's great. 705 00:33:03,511 --> 00:33:05,594 - Eh, it is and it isn't. 706 00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:08,243 - John don't speak to me in in betweens man. 707 00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:10,046 Okay I'm making flyers all day alright. 708 00:33:10,096 --> 00:33:11,909 Just tell me like it is. 709 00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:13,253 - Alright look, when we parted it wasn't 710 00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:17,046 like she said "She screw you jerk, get lost." 711 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:20,462 It was more like, "Hey, you're really cool, 712 00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:24,326 "but kinda weird, so let's just be friends." 713 00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:25,796 - What, you're just gonna go out with her 714 00:33:25,846 --> 00:33:27,179 just as friends? 715 00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:29,500 - Yeah. 716 00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,408 And I don't know how I feel about it. 717 00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,495 - When girls say that, you're not supposed 718 00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,664 to actually go through with it. 719 00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,031 They still want nothing to do with you. 720 00:33:38,081 --> 00:33:39,840 It's just something they say because 721 00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:41,309 they don't have the guts to say 722 00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:42,959 "Screw you jerk, get lost." 723 00:33:43,009 --> 00:33:44,430 - Taylor, it's not my fault. 724 00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,647 She texted me. 725 00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:47,518 - Interesting. 726 00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:48,351 - Yeah. 727 00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,123 So, I'm gonna see it through. 728 00:33:51,173 --> 00:33:54,062 - Okay but that's energy, and time, 729 00:33:54,112 --> 00:33:56,078 and resources that would be much better spent 730 00:33:56,128 --> 00:33:57,878 chasing another lead. 731 00:33:58,801 --> 00:34:03,608 Unless of course you actually wanna be friends with her. 732 00:34:03,658 --> 00:34:05,221 (laughing) 733 00:34:05,271 --> 00:34:06,901 - Of course I don't. 734 00:34:06,951 --> 00:34:09,040 - I mean that's total madness right? 735 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,614 - I mean did think that I could be her friend 736 00:34:11,664 --> 00:34:12,598 for a little while. 737 00:34:12,648 --> 00:34:14,222 Let her get to know me better 738 00:34:14,272 --> 00:34:16,152 and then I could give it another shot. 739 00:34:16,202 --> 00:34:17,470 - No you can't okay. 740 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,330 Once you go into the friend zone 741 00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:19,797 you stay in the friend zone. 742 00:34:19,847 --> 00:34:21,283 - But I can turn it around. 743 00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:24,094 - There's no turning it around alright. 744 00:34:24,144 --> 00:34:26,491 Many have tried, everyone has failed. 745 00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:29,134 Any man who says differently is a liar. 746 00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:32,102 - Look, transitions can happen quite seamlessly. 747 00:34:32,152 --> 00:34:33,532 You my friend are living proof. 748 00:34:33,582 --> 00:34:35,462 One minute you're building beer bongs with sorority gals, 749 00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:37,310 the next, you're the PTA guy. 750 00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,267 - No, no, no, that's completely different. 751 00:34:40,317 --> 00:34:44,247 Alright, let me paint you a picture here okay? 752 00:34:44,297 --> 00:34:47,644 When you're single, it's all about finding the mate. 753 00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,675 Whether you're at the bar with your buddies 754 00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:52,250 or playing sports, it's still about gathering 755 00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,711 these ingredients that make you the kind of guy 756 00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,500 who's gonna snag the perfect woman. 757 00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:58,409 Alright? 758 00:34:58,459 --> 00:35:01,054 It's primal, it's in our DNA. 759 00:35:01,104 --> 00:35:03,294 But then, once you have the family, 760 00:35:03,344 --> 00:35:05,411 the kids, and the wife, it's all about 761 00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:07,091 protecting the nest. 762 00:35:07,141 --> 00:35:09,228 Then you suddenly care about 763 00:35:09,278 --> 00:35:12,018 traffic calming zones, and PTA's, 764 00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,901 and making flyers for Laser Quest. 765 00:35:16,071 --> 00:35:17,449 - Well that's it then. 766 00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:19,814 Well that's it, that's how I'll win over Vanessa. 767 00:35:19,864 --> 00:35:21,594 - Go to the community traffic forum? 768 00:35:21,644 --> 00:35:23,229 - No, no, no, listen, listen. 769 00:35:23,279 --> 00:35:24,563 So when young people, right, 770 00:35:24,613 --> 00:35:26,366 they're still in the dating realm. 771 00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:29,058 The friend zone switcheroo can not be accomplished. 772 00:35:29,108 --> 00:35:29,891 - No. 773 00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:32,601 - But Vanessa and I, we're getting older. 774 00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:34,234 Okay times a ticking. 775 00:35:34,284 --> 00:35:35,681 So soon all of her dating conquests, 776 00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:36,827 they will all have failed. 777 00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:39,377 She will start to realize that her ovaries are rotting 778 00:35:39,427 --> 00:35:41,994 and she will get the itch to make the switch over. 779 00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:42,987 Trust me, I have seen this happen, 780 00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:44,611 and it happens fast. 781 00:35:44,661 --> 00:35:46,459 Who does she turn to? 782 00:35:46,509 --> 00:35:48,626 I'll tell ya, whoever's around. 783 00:35:48,676 --> 00:35:49,763 Me. 784 00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,874 - So now you're saying you wanna marry this girl. 785 00:35:51,924 --> 00:35:55,620 - Well I'm not having much luck dating her. 786 00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,297 - You're insane. 787 00:35:57,347 --> 00:35:58,180 But 788 00:35:59,419 --> 00:36:02,195 you may have some logic to your madness. 789 00:36:02,245 --> 00:36:03,078 But 790 00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:05,723 there are some risks involved. 791 00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:06,556 - Such as? 792 00:36:06,606 --> 00:36:09,445 - Well what if Mr. Right comes along, then what? 793 00:36:09,495 --> 00:36:11,274 - No, I'll get rid of those guys. 794 00:36:11,324 --> 00:36:12,657 Smear campaigns. 795 00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:17,016 - The biggest pain to the friend zone 796 00:36:17,066 --> 00:36:18,899 is being the shoulder. 797 00:36:19,836 --> 00:36:21,074 - The shoulder? 798 00:36:21,124 --> 00:36:23,161 - The straight male support system. 799 00:36:23,211 --> 00:36:25,976 Okay, you never ever ever complain about 800 00:36:26,026 --> 00:36:28,261 a woman hanging out too much with her friends 801 00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:29,198 or with gay dudes. 802 00:36:29,248 --> 00:36:31,395 Because those people allow us to escape 803 00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:34,694 this excruciating conversation. 804 00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:37,206 But the straight male support system guy, 805 00:36:37,256 --> 00:36:40,426 he's doomed to live that fate. 806 00:36:40,476 --> 00:36:42,036 - I have never played such a role. 807 00:36:42,086 --> 00:36:43,646 - Well I have. 808 00:36:43,696 --> 00:36:45,690 I mean for a little while but I nipped it in the bud. 809 00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:47,189 But it's horrible, okay? 810 00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,336 They've got you on the phone til three a.m. 811 00:36:49,386 --> 00:36:50,463 and they're talking about all these 812 00:36:50,513 --> 00:36:53,293 guys that they're dating and how horrible they are. 813 00:36:53,343 --> 00:36:55,380 And she wishes she could just meet 814 00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:59,646 some nice, normal, respectful guy like you. 815 00:36:59,696 --> 00:37:01,006 And it kills you inside. 816 00:37:01,056 --> 00:37:03,339 But then she drops this bomb. 817 00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,972 The sex is so good. 818 00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,372 She's gonna stay with the douche guys. 819 00:37:08,422 --> 00:37:09,615 - That's brutal. 820 00:37:09,665 --> 00:37:11,560 - It is brutal. 821 00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:15,159 Now, if it's on the phone that's one thing. 822 00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:16,798 Because you can put the phone down 823 00:37:16,848 --> 00:37:18,797 and go make food or 824 00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:22,479 go jerk off to porn or do something else. 825 00:37:22,529 --> 00:37:24,362 But if it's in person, 826 00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,378 man sometimes, 827 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,355 sometimes she puts her arm around you. 828 00:37:30,405 --> 00:37:31,188 - What? 829 00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:32,569 - Sometimes she's sitting in your lap. 830 00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:33,402 - No. 831 00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,265 - Sometimes she's just wearing a bra. 832 00:37:36,315 --> 00:37:37,098 - That's torture! 833 00:37:37,148 --> 00:37:37,944 - Yes, I know! 834 00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:40,084 Okay that's why no self-respecting man 835 00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,865 lives in the friend zone. 836 00:37:41,915 --> 00:37:43,754 Alright because to live in the friend zone 837 00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:45,637 is to live as a unich. 838 00:37:47,089 --> 00:37:47,872 - But the problem I have is, 839 00:37:47,922 --> 00:37:51,755 there is nobody else and I want to pursue her. 840 00:37:54,554 --> 00:37:55,471 - I hate to 841 00:37:56,596 --> 00:37:59,738 support this path you're going on but 842 00:37:59,788 --> 00:38:01,239 if you wanna go on it, 843 00:38:01,289 --> 00:38:02,872 here's what you do. 844 00:38:04,985 --> 00:38:06,839 You find that perfect guy. 845 00:38:06,889 --> 00:38:09,608 Not the guy that she says that she wants. 846 00:38:09,658 --> 00:38:12,323 The guy that she keeps going back to okay. 847 00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,448 You find out who that guy is, 848 00:38:15,498 --> 00:38:17,915 and then you become that guy. 849 00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:22,071 - What do women want? 850 00:38:22,121 --> 00:38:24,038 What does Vanessa want? 851 00:38:25,753 --> 00:38:28,674 Are these questions even answerable? 852 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:32,484 - The fact that you've asked the question 853 00:38:32,534 --> 00:38:34,201 is half the journey. 854 00:38:35,164 --> 00:38:36,747 You go forward son. 855 00:38:39,398 --> 00:38:41,148 It's too late for me. 856 00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:50,411 (rock music) 857 00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,263 - Alright, great, why don't we set up right here. 858 00:39:37,313 --> 00:39:38,096 - Yeah sure. 859 00:39:38,146 --> 00:39:41,338 - Great, thanks again for agreeing to do this. 860 00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:44,221 First let me get this guy rolling. 861 00:39:45,712 --> 00:39:47,239 - Sure. 862 00:39:47,289 --> 00:39:51,022 It's kind of a strange place to do this no? 863 00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:51,879 - Okay. 864 00:39:51,929 --> 00:39:53,724 So just like the ad said, I want to talk 865 00:39:53,774 --> 00:39:56,113 to you about your dating experience. 866 00:39:56,163 --> 00:39:57,402 Sean I mentioned that I wanted 867 00:39:57,452 --> 00:40:01,697 to meet a guy who did well with young professional women. 868 00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:05,747 So tell me, how would you go about meeting them? 869 00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,047 - I'll be at a bar right? 870 00:40:09,097 --> 00:40:11,108 And I'll be on my own just looking around 871 00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:13,262 and maybe there'll be a bunch of ladies, 872 00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:15,095 mostly keep to themselves, but maybe there'll 873 00:40:15,145 --> 00:40:17,109 be one that keeps looking my way. 874 00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,592 So when her friends are in the ladies room 875 00:40:19,642 --> 00:40:21,432 or whatever, I'll go over and strike 876 00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:22,650 up a conversation. 877 00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,200 Now, I'm casual, but I'm firm. 878 00:40:26,439 --> 00:40:28,353 'Cause the ladies, particularly the professionals, 879 00:40:28,403 --> 00:40:29,483 they like it firm. 880 00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:31,237 That's the key you know what I'm saying? 881 00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:32,441 They don't wanna be boss anymore, 882 00:40:32,491 --> 00:40:34,559 they wanna be bossed around. 883 00:40:34,609 --> 00:40:36,574 So I tell her, not so much asking, 884 00:40:36,624 --> 00:40:38,131 more like telling her, 885 00:40:38,181 --> 00:40:40,216 "Maybe you and me should meet up later." 886 00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:44,694 - Okay, so you think firmness is a big part of this. 887 00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:46,434 - Yeah, you gotta be firm. 888 00:40:46,484 --> 00:40:48,336 'Cause she says yes and then we meet up 889 00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:49,597 at another bar right? 890 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:54,310 But then a little bit later, she's just begging. 891 00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,512 - For? 892 00:40:55,562 --> 00:40:56,773 - It. 893 00:40:56,823 --> 00:40:58,281 - Begging for it? 894 00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,831 - Oh yeah, for it. 895 00:41:01,298 --> 00:41:04,182 - Sean, what do you think it is about you 896 00:41:04,232 --> 00:41:07,128 in particular that makes her beg for it? 897 00:41:07,178 --> 00:41:08,011 - Well. 898 00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:09,821 Hey. 899 00:41:12,963 --> 00:41:13,796 Right? 900 00:41:14,834 --> 00:41:16,234 Right? 901 00:41:16,284 --> 00:41:17,478 - Sure, yeah. 902 00:41:17,528 --> 00:41:18,945 That makes sense. 903 00:41:19,807 --> 00:41:22,382 So Sean, do you carry yourself 904 00:41:22,432 --> 00:41:24,571 in any particular ways? 905 00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,048 - Well there's a lot of palookas out there 906 00:41:26,098 --> 00:41:29,890 and make no mistake, Sean ain't no palooka. 907 00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:31,455 - No, no of course he's not. 908 00:41:31,505 --> 00:41:32,691 - So I don't whine. 909 00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:36,763 I'm not like, "Excuse me miss, maybe if possible we could." 910 00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:38,369 No, no. 911 00:41:38,419 --> 00:41:39,676 When you're dealing with Sean he lays it 912 00:41:39,726 --> 00:41:40,823 on the table straight. 913 00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,203 And the ladies respond. 914 00:41:42,253 --> 00:41:44,129 They like the way I walk, they like the way I talk. 915 00:41:44,179 --> 00:41:46,073 It's all good man. 916 00:41:46,123 --> 00:41:49,537 - Wow, you have covered a lot of ground for me. 917 00:41:49,587 --> 00:41:53,033 And frankly, I don't know if I have any more questions. 918 00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,534 - Well I was just getting started. 919 00:41:54,584 --> 00:41:56,077 - Oh, okay. 920 00:41:56,127 --> 00:41:57,759 Well what else did you have to say? 921 00:41:57,809 --> 00:41:58,759 - Don't you wanna hear all the details 922 00:41:58,809 --> 00:42:00,427 of what happens when I get the ladies 923 00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,529 up to my place huh? 924 00:42:01,579 --> 00:42:02,587 - Well I think-- 925 00:42:02,637 --> 00:42:04,127 - Or maybe you want me to pull it out right here. 926 00:42:04,177 --> 00:42:05,561 - Oh excuse me? 927 00:42:05,611 --> 00:42:07,359 - Do you want me to jerk off here or no? 928 00:42:07,409 --> 00:42:09,417 - Why the hell would you do that? 929 00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:12,317 - Is this some kind of joke? 930 00:42:12,367 --> 00:42:13,200 - Quiet! 931 00:42:14,687 --> 00:42:16,334 - You're the guy who puts up an ad 932 00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:18,569 saying that he wants a good looking stallion 933 00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,845 for a solo video where he chats 934 00:42:19,895 --> 00:42:21,395 about what he does with his women. 935 00:42:21,445 --> 00:42:22,713 - No, no, no, no, Sean, Sean, Sean, 936 00:42:22,763 --> 00:42:25,761 there's clearly been some confusion here. 937 00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,150 I just wanted to meet someone for dating advice, 938 00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,124 that is all, that is it. 939 00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:29,978 - So you don't want me to jerk off? 940 00:42:30,028 --> 00:42:31,702 - No, god please stop saying that. 941 00:42:31,752 --> 00:42:32,535 - Are you sure? 942 00:42:32,585 --> 00:42:33,368 - Yeah I'm sure. 943 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:34,201 This is ridiculous. 944 00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:36,719 - Hey, it's what I do. 945 00:42:36,769 --> 00:42:38,965 Don't demean my profession. 946 00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,170 - I'm sorry. 947 00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,404 I'm very very sorry. 948 00:42:41,454 --> 00:42:42,695 Clearly there's been some 949 00:42:42,745 --> 00:42:44,662 large misunderstanding. 950 00:42:46,268 --> 00:42:48,518 Here, here is the 20 bucks. 951 00:42:49,604 --> 00:42:50,626 Thank you for coming out. 952 00:42:50,676 --> 00:42:51,459 - Okay well if you're paying anyway 953 00:42:51,509 --> 00:42:52,454 I can bring out-- 954 00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:53,655 - We're done here, we are done. 955 00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:54,918 Done and done and done. 956 00:42:54,968 --> 00:42:55,751 Thank you. 957 00:42:55,801 --> 00:42:56,718 - Geez man. 958 00:42:57,752 --> 00:42:58,535 You know if you want some advice on 959 00:42:58,585 --> 00:42:59,747 how to be easy with the ladies 960 00:42:59,797 --> 00:43:01,531 you gotta learn to simmer down. 961 00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:03,154 Take it smooth. 962 00:43:03,204 --> 00:43:04,240 - That is a great point. 963 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,819 And you are right, thank you. 964 00:43:05,869 --> 00:43:06,652 Yup. 965 00:43:06,702 --> 00:43:07,485 - Just saying. 966 00:43:07,535 --> 00:43:09,271 - Yup, thank you, thank you. 967 00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:10,154 Holy. 968 00:43:15,921 --> 00:43:18,148 The macho guys I am supposed to be like 969 00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:21,888 mess around on the side for 20 bucks. 970 00:43:21,938 --> 00:43:24,105 What the hell is going on? 971 00:43:25,274 --> 00:43:27,191 This project is doomed. 972 00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,237 (groaning) (ominous music) 973 00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:43,827 - Okay, what have we learned so far? 974 00:43:43,877 --> 00:43:45,157 It's all about the confidence, 975 00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:47,176 and the confidence is all about the walk. 976 00:43:47,226 --> 00:43:48,293 - Right, got you. 977 00:43:48,343 --> 00:43:50,714 - Show me your walk. 978 00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:51,764 - Okay okay. 979 00:43:56,710 --> 00:43:57,921 - Not natural at all. 980 00:43:57,971 --> 00:44:00,471 Go back, lead with your chest. 981 00:44:01,335 --> 00:44:06,085 Hurry up man, (speaks foreign language). 982 00:44:07,193 --> 00:44:09,420 Okay no, try with your chin. 983 00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:10,592 With the chin yeah. 984 00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:11,425 - [John] The actual chin? 985 00:44:11,475 --> 00:44:12,308 - Yes sir. 986 00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,566 Okay John no, no, no, no, no. 987 00:44:16,616 --> 00:44:17,888 Stop, stop, stop. 988 00:44:17,938 --> 00:44:18,975 Try with your dick. 989 00:44:19,025 --> 00:44:19,808 - With my what? 990 00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,105 - Your dick, lead with your groin. 991 00:44:22,155 --> 00:44:22,977 - This is ridiculous. 992 00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,277 - Hurry up man! 993 00:44:28,477 --> 00:44:29,310 - I don't. 994 00:44:32,289 --> 00:44:33,780 - It looks terrible man. 995 00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:35,636 - Look, I'm not a confident walker okay. 996 00:44:35,686 --> 00:44:36,723 I'm an awkward guy. 997 00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:38,115 We exist. 998 00:44:38,165 --> 00:44:41,519 - Okay, secret weapon, secret weapon. 999 00:44:41,569 --> 00:44:43,090 Okay, here. 1000 00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,309 - No, no, no, no, no, I don't do suits okay. 1001 00:44:45,359 --> 00:44:46,527 I can't pull 'em off. 1002 00:44:46,577 --> 00:44:47,672 They don't look natural on me. 1003 00:44:47,722 --> 00:44:50,065 - John this is not a suit, it's a sports coat. 1004 00:44:50,115 --> 00:44:51,427 - Pretty sure they're the same thing. 1005 00:44:51,477 --> 00:44:52,260 - I don't know the difference, 1006 00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:53,213 but I do know that if you call it 1007 00:44:53,263 --> 00:44:54,888 a sports coat it seems more natural 1008 00:44:54,938 --> 00:44:56,771 to just wear it about. 1009 00:44:58,309 --> 00:44:59,214 - Fine, I'll try it. 1010 00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:00,316 - Thank you. 1011 00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:01,149 - It's not gonna work. 1012 00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,699 - It's gonna work. 1013 00:45:09,356 --> 00:45:10,729 - Huh. 1014 00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:13,134 This actually doesn't feel too bad. 1015 00:45:13,184 --> 00:45:14,671 - It kinda molds you. 1016 00:45:14,721 --> 00:45:15,717 - I haven't worn one of these since 1017 00:45:15,767 --> 00:45:16,991 my grandfather's funeral. 1018 00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:17,979 - And that's the problem man, 1019 00:45:18,029 --> 00:45:19,561 the clothes make the man. 1020 00:45:19,611 --> 00:45:22,372 Now, walk, with your chest. 1021 00:45:22,422 --> 00:45:23,205 - Okay. 1022 00:45:23,255 --> 00:45:24,038 - Let's give it another shot. 1023 00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:25,088 - Okay okay. 1024 00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,724 - There it is. 1025 00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:34,262 - Not too shabby. 1026 00:45:34,312 --> 00:45:35,654 - That's a walk. 1027 00:45:35,704 --> 00:45:37,634 - I was almost strutting. 1028 00:45:37,684 --> 00:45:40,488 - We have made a man out of you after all. 1029 00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,621 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1030 00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:45,340 Hello ladies. 1031 00:45:45,390 --> 00:45:48,081 May I interest you in a vintage copy of Kafka. 1032 00:45:48,131 --> 00:45:49,867 Perhaps later we can have a little 1033 00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:52,000 metamorphosis of our own. 1034 00:45:53,357 --> 00:45:55,561 (laughing) 1035 00:45:55,611 --> 00:45:56,880 - I think we've done it man. 1036 00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:58,073 You can now confidently walk through 1037 00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,813 the galleries of Queen West without holding 1038 00:45:59,863 --> 00:46:01,390 your head in shame. 1039 00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,420 - My bucket list gets shorter by the day. 1040 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,337 - Come in for the real thing. 1041 00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:07,387 (upbeat rock music) 1042 00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:52,594 - [John] So, no condo after all huh? 1043 00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:54,698 - [Vanessa] No, we couldn't get the mortgage. 1044 00:46:54,748 --> 00:46:56,581 At least not the terms we wanted. 1045 00:46:56,631 --> 00:46:58,626 It's for the best in the end. 1046 00:46:58,676 --> 00:47:01,509 - Oh see, now this, this is great. 1047 00:47:02,752 --> 00:47:05,758 - I never would of thought you knew anything about art. 1048 00:47:05,808 --> 00:47:06,836 - Oh I don't. 1049 00:47:06,886 --> 00:47:08,413 But working at a book store you kinda 1050 00:47:08,463 --> 00:47:11,128 learn tidbits about everything. 1051 00:47:11,178 --> 00:47:12,895 - Are you gonna stay there a while? 1052 00:47:12,945 --> 00:47:14,226 - No, it's just short term. 1053 00:47:14,276 --> 00:47:15,059 - Oh yeah? 1054 00:47:15,109 --> 00:47:16,040 How long have you been there? 1055 00:47:16,090 --> 00:47:17,392 - Seven years. 1056 00:47:17,442 --> 00:47:19,406 But I'm actually thinking about buying the place. 1057 00:47:19,456 --> 00:47:20,239 You know, the owner's getting old 1058 00:47:20,289 --> 00:47:22,855 and I figured I could get a loan. 1059 00:47:22,905 --> 00:47:25,291 - That would be cool to own your own place. 1060 00:47:25,341 --> 00:47:26,308 - Yeah. 1061 00:47:26,358 --> 00:47:27,147 - But do you really think a bank 1062 00:47:27,197 --> 00:47:29,166 would give you a loan for a book store? 1063 00:47:29,216 --> 00:47:31,845 Isn't it a tough industry? 1064 00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:34,312 - Yeah maybe I won't do that. 1065 00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:38,140 - I used to work in a book store when I was in school. 1066 00:47:38,190 --> 00:47:39,690 I really loved it. 1067 00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:44,240 - Yeah you should know this wasn't my plan. 1068 00:47:44,290 --> 00:47:46,140 - Yeah for sure. 1069 00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:49,187 - I just don't have many other options right now. 1070 00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:50,405 - Sure you do. 1071 00:47:50,455 --> 00:47:52,331 - Yeah well I've kinda used them all up. 1072 00:47:52,381 --> 00:47:53,214 - How? 1073 00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:55,490 - I spent a lot of years trying to 1074 00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,771 make it in some stupid band. 1075 00:47:57,821 --> 00:47:59,130 - That's awesome. 1076 00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,714 - Except I can't sing. 1077 00:48:00,764 --> 00:48:01,547 - Who cares? 1078 00:48:01,597 --> 00:48:03,076 Only the lead singer needs to sing. 1079 00:48:03,126 --> 00:48:05,626 - Yeah, I was the lead singer. 1080 00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:07,405 - Oh. 1081 00:48:07,455 --> 00:48:08,544 - Yeah. 1082 00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,415 - Well, at least you tried. 1083 00:48:10,465 --> 00:48:12,256 Can't say the same. 1084 00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,818 - What are you talking about? 1085 00:48:13,868 --> 00:48:17,112 You have your degree and you're working in your field. 1086 00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:18,129 That's great. 1087 00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:20,461 - Yeah, and now I'm back at square one. 1088 00:48:20,511 --> 00:48:21,621 - Yeah but you have a great job here. 1089 00:48:21,671 --> 00:48:23,914 I'm sure your one in Vancouver was pretty sweet. 1090 00:48:23,964 --> 00:48:25,654 - Nothing worth mentioning. 1091 00:48:25,704 --> 00:48:27,162 - Alright, well look at it this way. 1092 00:48:27,212 --> 00:48:30,062 Okay, you're starting a new chapter, 1093 00:48:30,112 --> 00:48:32,223 you're in a new city, 1094 00:48:32,273 --> 00:48:34,266 you're beautiful, 1095 00:48:34,316 --> 00:48:36,250 you're the toast of the town. 1096 00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,133 - Thanks. 1097 00:48:38,928 --> 00:48:41,399 - You don't need to be such a downer. 1098 00:48:41,449 --> 00:48:42,907 - Look who's talking. 1099 00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:44,751 - Hey, I have downer street cred. 1100 00:48:44,801 --> 00:48:47,096 I have a lot of downer experience. 1101 00:48:47,146 --> 00:48:48,396 I've earned it. 1102 00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:52,392 - This one is really good. 1103 00:48:52,442 --> 00:48:54,192 Totally wanna buy it. 1104 00:48:58,474 --> 00:49:01,715 - Look, I don't wanna tiptoe around 1105 00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:03,162 what happened the last time we hung out. 1106 00:49:03,212 --> 00:49:04,786 I just wanna get it off my chest 1107 00:49:04,836 --> 00:49:06,076 and I wanna say I'm really sorry for 1108 00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:08,647 everything that happened. 1109 00:49:08,697 --> 00:49:09,480 - It's okay. 1110 00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,764 - No, no, it's really not okay. 1111 00:49:11,814 --> 00:49:13,778 Because I have this apology conversation 1112 00:49:13,828 --> 00:49:15,925 with people all the time. 1113 00:49:15,975 --> 00:49:19,289 And it's becoming a pattern and frankly, it has to stop. 1114 00:49:19,339 --> 00:49:20,507 - Look, honestly I think it's cool 1115 00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:23,810 that you're just willing to hang out with me. 1116 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,873 I didn't think you'd be okay with just being friends. 1117 00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,256 - Totes magotes. 1118 00:49:30,374 --> 00:49:31,665 - Good, 'cause I could really use 1119 00:49:31,715 --> 00:49:34,480 a good friend right now. 1120 00:49:34,530 --> 00:49:35,322 - Really? 1121 00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:37,426 - Yes, I have been on a date with a 1122 00:49:37,476 --> 00:49:38,977 different guy every single day 1123 00:49:39,027 --> 00:49:41,241 and it's just getting too much, you know what I mean? 1124 00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,107 Like I just need a break. 1125 00:49:44,157 --> 00:49:47,239 - Yeah, I'm actually just coming off a break. 1126 00:49:47,289 --> 00:49:49,078 I was hoping to jump right back on. 1127 00:49:49,128 --> 00:49:50,239 - Yeah, I keep trying that 1128 00:49:50,289 --> 00:49:52,848 but I just can't say no. 1129 00:49:52,898 --> 00:49:54,299 - It's tough out there. 1130 00:49:54,349 --> 00:49:55,359 Like a jungle. 1131 00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,662 - Tell me about it. 1132 00:49:56,712 --> 00:49:58,317 On the West Coast they come up to you and ask you out, 1133 00:49:58,367 --> 00:49:59,575 but here it's unrelenting. 1134 00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:00,792 Bam, bam, bam. 1135 00:50:01,990 --> 00:50:03,274 - Bam? 1136 00:50:03,324 --> 00:50:06,659 - Yeah, that's another thing, the sex. 1137 00:50:06,709 --> 00:50:09,449 - Oh wow, you're taking a break from that too. 1138 00:50:09,499 --> 00:50:11,974 I hear ya, I've done the same at times. 1139 00:50:12,024 --> 00:50:13,408 Self-imposed of course. 1140 00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,365 - No, not a break from that. 1141 00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:17,093 I mean I wish, but I just keep doing it, 1142 00:50:17,143 --> 00:50:18,338 and doing it, and doing it. 1143 00:50:18,388 --> 00:50:22,904 Even though I tell myself not to, it's exhausting. 1144 00:50:22,954 --> 00:50:25,035 - Well, good news, 1145 00:50:25,085 --> 00:50:26,980 'cause this is your night off 1146 00:50:27,030 --> 00:50:27,863 from that. 1147 00:50:29,261 --> 00:50:30,244 - Yeah! 1148 00:50:30,294 --> 00:50:32,532 And isn't it fantastic? 1149 00:50:32,582 --> 00:50:35,580 I could just take a deep breath in and relax. 1150 00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:36,630 No pressure. 1151 00:50:37,512 --> 00:50:38,794 Normally at this point there would be 1152 00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:41,044 all that tension about if we're gonna do it later. 1153 00:50:41,094 --> 00:50:43,524 Or at a bar it would like, "Oh if he's paying too much 1154 00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,063 "now I have to go through with it." 1155 00:50:45,113 --> 00:50:47,887 Just like the mental calculations that don't end. 1156 00:50:47,937 --> 00:50:51,604 And yet for us, we both know where we stand. 1157 00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:53,358 - Yeah. 1158 00:50:58,743 --> 00:51:00,943 - Isn't it awesome. 1159 00:51:00,993 --> 00:51:04,299 - Totally liberating. (slow paced music) 1160 00:51:04,349 --> 00:51:06,016 - You'll survive it. 1161 00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:09,601 - I have no doubt. 1162 00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:19,703 ♪ He's changing lanes ♪ 1163 00:51:21,230 --> 00:51:23,601 ♪ Sees his chance ♪ 1164 00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:28,357 ♪ He passes up ahead ♪ 1165 00:51:28,407 --> 00:51:31,864 ♪ She's losing him ♪ 1166 00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:35,390 ♪ In romantic traffic ♪ 1167 00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,169 ♪ A place with no signs ♪ 1168 00:51:39,219 --> 00:51:44,219 ♪ To tell you where they're going to ♪ 1169 00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:49,858 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1170 00:51:49,908 --> 00:51:52,991 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1171 00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:56,371 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1172 00:51:56,421 --> 00:52:01,421 ♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪ 1173 00:52:02,990 --> 00:52:07,990 ♪ She's changing lanes ♪ 1174 00:52:09,413 --> 00:52:11,666 ♪ A bit too slow ♪ 1175 00:52:11,716 --> 00:52:16,716 ♪ Someone hits her from behind ♪ 1176 00:52:16,819 --> 00:52:20,340 ♪ And she finds new love ♪ 1177 00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:23,863 ♪ In romantic traffic ♪ 1178 00:52:23,913 --> 00:52:27,575 ♪ A place where dreams ♪ 1179 00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:32,625 ♪ Turn off and on like the street lights ♪ 1180 00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,984 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1181 00:52:38,034 --> 00:52:41,495 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1182 00:52:41,545 --> 00:52:46,239 ♪ In romantic traffic ♪ 1183 00:52:46,289 --> 00:52:48,354 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1184 00:52:48,404 --> 00:52:51,718 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1185 00:52:51,768 --> 00:52:55,171 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1186 00:52:55,221 --> 00:53:00,221 ♪ In romantic traffic ♪ 1187 00:53:00,222 --> 00:53:02,222 ♪ Oh-oh ♪ 1188 00:53:17,912 --> 00:53:21,662 ♪ I'm driving in it ♪ 1189 00:53:21,712 --> 00:53:23,460 ♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪ 1190 00:53:23,510 --> 00:53:25,387 I'll bet you were the uber preppy one. 1191 00:53:25,437 --> 00:53:26,290 - I wasn't. 1192 00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:27,624 - No, no, even better, even better. 1193 00:53:27,674 --> 00:53:28,552 I bet you were the girl in class 1194 00:53:28,602 --> 00:53:30,782 that wrote in those girly little bubble letters. 1195 00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:32,624 - John, if you must know, 1196 00:53:32,674 --> 00:53:34,074 I was suspended. 1197 00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:35,570 - Ooh for what? 1198 00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:39,134 - We smashed the principles car windshield in grade six. 1199 00:53:39,184 --> 00:53:40,570 - That's actually pretty badass. 1200 00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,356 - Yeah exactly. 1201 00:53:42,406 --> 00:53:43,818 What's the worst thing got up to? 1202 00:53:43,868 --> 00:53:45,457 Forgetting to go to book club one week? 1203 00:53:45,507 --> 00:53:46,791 - Can you just back off? 1204 00:53:46,841 --> 00:53:48,547 Okay I was a very sensitive young man. 1205 00:53:48,597 --> 00:53:49,979 - Awe so lame. 1206 00:53:50,029 --> 00:53:51,779 - [Narrator] Vanessa. 1207 00:53:53,786 --> 00:53:54,953 - Hey, Javier. 1208 00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:58,578 - [Javier] Hi, I'm Javier. 1209 00:53:58,628 --> 00:53:59,411 Who are you? 1210 00:53:59,461 --> 00:54:02,294 - Hey, I'm John, nice to meet you. 1211 00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:04,305 - Hey. 1212 00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:10,972 - So what's shaking? 1213 00:54:11,022 --> 00:54:13,864 - Oh not much, we're just hanging out. 1214 00:54:13,914 --> 00:54:15,962 I told you about my friend John right? 1215 00:54:16,012 --> 00:54:17,227 - Oh. 1216 00:54:17,277 --> 00:54:19,168 You're the weird guy. 1217 00:54:19,218 --> 00:54:20,486 - I never said that. 1218 00:54:20,536 --> 00:54:22,342 - Yeah, yeah that's me. 1219 00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:24,733 Creepy John they call me. 1220 00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:26,418 - Why do they call you that? 1221 00:54:26,468 --> 00:54:28,026 - It's a joke. 1222 00:54:28,076 --> 00:54:29,418 - I'd be pissed if my friends called me that. 1223 00:54:29,468 --> 00:54:32,682 - No, no, I mean it's a joke I made right now. 1224 00:54:32,732 --> 00:54:34,553 Besides, they wouldn't call you creepy Javier. 1225 00:54:34,603 --> 00:54:37,353 They'd probably call you like hazy Javier. 1226 00:54:37,403 --> 00:54:38,756 - Are you making fun of my lazy eye? 1227 00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:39,871 - What, no, god no. 1228 00:54:39,921 --> 00:54:42,426 No your eyes look perfect. 1229 00:54:42,476 --> 00:54:43,501 - Yeah, that's right. 1230 00:54:43,551 --> 00:54:46,791 - Okay, so we're just having fun, right guys? 1231 00:54:46,841 --> 00:54:47,851 - Speaking of. 1232 00:54:47,901 --> 00:54:48,684 - Yeah. 1233 00:54:48,734 --> 00:54:49,557 - [Javier] I was meeting a couple pals here. 1234 00:54:49,607 --> 00:54:51,110 We're gonna head to the bowling alley downtown. 1235 00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,038 You wanna come? 1236 00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,965 - Yeah, it sounds awesome. 1237 00:54:54,015 --> 00:54:55,913 - You in creepy? 1238 00:54:55,963 --> 00:54:57,231 - No, thank you. 1239 00:54:57,281 --> 00:55:00,147 I actually have a job interview in the morning so-- 1240 00:55:00,197 --> 00:55:00,980 - Wait what? 1241 00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:02,494 You never mentioned that. 1242 00:55:02,544 --> 00:55:04,234 - Yeah, yeah, it's nothing really. 1243 00:55:04,284 --> 00:55:05,773 I mean I don't really expect anything to come from it. 1244 00:55:05,823 --> 00:55:07,629 I just putting out feelers. 1245 00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,715 - Well good luck. 1246 00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:10,598 - Thanks. 1247 00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,077 Well yeah, I should go. 1248 00:55:13,127 --> 00:55:14,295 I'm gonna leave this. 1249 00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:15,412 - John you don't have to. 1250 00:55:15,462 --> 00:55:17,195 - I insist, I wanna cover yours. 1251 00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:19,412 Javier, great to meet you. 1252 00:55:26,266 --> 00:55:27,650 (laughing) 1253 00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,117 (rock music) 1254 00:55:56,505 --> 00:55:59,088 (loud tapping) 1255 00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,513 Sorry. 1256 00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:33,587 - So why do you wanna become an analyst? 1257 00:56:33,637 --> 00:56:36,487 - I appreciate the question. 1258 00:56:36,537 --> 00:56:38,780 After a lot of reflection I believe that my future 1259 00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:42,242 is not in the book sales industry. 1260 00:56:42,292 --> 00:56:44,259 And the analytic skills that I have developed 1261 00:56:44,309 --> 00:56:48,976 over the years would allow me to flourish as an analyst. 1262 00:56:51,269 --> 00:56:53,063 - Okay, so what would you say you learned the most 1263 00:56:53,113 --> 00:56:56,863 while earning your degree in Women's Studies? 1264 00:56:58,070 --> 00:56:59,965 - Well I can definitely tell you after four 1265 00:57:00,015 --> 00:57:04,015 years of study I still know nothing about women. 1266 00:57:04,914 --> 00:57:07,273 - So information retention isn't your strength? 1267 00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:09,187 - No, no, no, no I wouldn't say that. 1268 00:57:09,237 --> 00:57:11,840 No, I just mean that I thrive on putting 1269 00:57:11,890 --> 00:57:14,640 myself in challenging situations. 1270 00:57:16,503 --> 00:57:17,336 - Okay. 1271 00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:21,251 So we're going to do a self-evaluation now. 1272 00:57:21,301 --> 00:57:22,844 I'll give you a series of questions 1273 00:57:22,894 --> 00:57:25,354 and you will rate yourself on a scale of one to 10, 1274 00:57:25,404 --> 00:57:27,067 with one being the lowest rating you can give yourself 1275 00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:29,530 and 10 being the highest, okay? 1276 00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:33,913 - So I can just give myself whatever ranking I want? 1277 00:57:36,945 --> 00:57:39,390 - The goal here, is provide an accurate 1278 00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,390 assessment of your skills in the workplace. 1279 00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,273 - Okay. 1280 00:57:45,874 --> 00:57:47,699 - Alright then, and how would you rank 1281 00:57:47,749 --> 00:57:49,916 your communication skills? 1282 00:57:52,985 --> 00:57:53,818 - Nine? 1283 00:57:55,258 --> 00:57:56,258 - Excellent. 1284 00:57:58,321 --> 00:58:01,196 - And how would you rank your analytic skills? 1285 00:58:01,246 --> 00:58:02,721 - Nine? 1286 00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:04,113 - Your interpersonal skills? 1287 00:58:04,163 --> 00:58:05,026 - Oh that's a 10. 1288 00:58:05,076 --> 00:58:07,455 That is definitely a 10. 1289 00:58:07,505 --> 00:58:10,386 - Excellent, and how about your leadership skills? 1290 00:58:10,436 --> 00:58:13,014 - Well, let's say eight. 1291 00:58:13,064 --> 00:58:15,187 You know, I'm not looking to make CEO. 1292 00:58:15,237 --> 00:58:16,070 Yet. 1293 00:58:18,691 --> 00:58:21,523 - Okay, now I see here you ran a 1294 00:58:21,573 --> 00:58:24,597 girls public speaking contest. 1295 00:58:24,647 --> 00:58:25,436 Tell me about that. 1296 00:58:25,486 --> 00:58:27,031 - Yes, yes, that is just a little 1297 00:58:27,081 --> 00:58:29,121 pet project of mine. 1298 00:58:29,171 --> 00:58:31,311 I just, I firmly believe that it's 1299 00:58:31,361 --> 00:58:34,859 very important to give back to the community. 1300 00:58:34,909 --> 00:58:39,588 Because if girls don't have a voice in our society, 1301 00:58:39,638 --> 00:58:40,805 we can't grow. 1302 00:58:53,382 --> 00:58:54,215 Sorry. 1303 00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:56,626 - Well John, 1304 00:58:58,192 --> 00:59:00,620 I will give your application to our staffing consultants 1305 00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:03,538 and if something comes up they'll be in touch. 1306 00:59:03,588 --> 00:59:04,371 - That's it? 1307 00:59:04,421 --> 00:59:05,421 - That's it. 1308 00:59:06,296 --> 00:59:07,379 - How'd I do? 1309 00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:09,470 - I can't disclose that. 1310 00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,353 - Right. 1311 00:59:11,213 --> 00:59:14,713 - But we appreciate you coming here today. 1312 00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:18,020 - I start next week. 1313 00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:20,490 - What the hell is a Junior Logistics Analyst anyway? 1314 00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:22,850 - No clue, isn't it great? 1315 00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:24,287 - Yeah, really great. 1316 00:59:24,337 --> 00:59:25,578 - Oh come on. 1317 00:59:25,628 --> 00:59:26,411 - What? 1318 00:59:26,461 --> 00:59:27,477 You expect me to be happy about this? 1319 00:59:27,527 --> 00:59:29,549 - Yes, I'm moving up. 1320 00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:30,698 - You're selling out. 1321 00:59:30,748 --> 00:59:31,942 - How? 1322 00:59:31,992 --> 00:59:33,506 I'm just getting a permanent job. 1323 00:59:33,556 --> 00:59:35,014 - You already have one. 1324 00:59:35,064 --> 00:59:36,756 - I'm not going anywhere here. 1325 00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:38,046 This isn't a career. 1326 00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:39,770 - Because we already have careers. 1327 00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:40,917 We're artists! 1328 00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:43,094 This is what we do to support our careers! 1329 00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:45,140 - We are not artists. 1330 00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:48,702 I sang in a band once and you draw cartoons on the side. 1331 00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:49,954 - That's my art! 1332 00:59:50,004 --> 00:59:51,172 That's what I'm passionate about. 1333 00:59:51,222 --> 00:59:52,169 Don't knock that. 1334 00:59:52,219 --> 00:59:53,503 - I know. 1335 00:59:53,553 --> 00:59:55,290 And you should pursue your passion okay. 1336 00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:57,460 But you're 23 years old. 1337 00:59:57,510 --> 00:59:58,928 You might have a graphic novel coming out 1338 00:59:58,978 --> 00:59:59,761 in a year or two. 1339 00:59:59,811 --> 01:00:00,985 I won't. 1340 01:00:01,035 --> 01:00:03,305 We're in totally different places in our lives. 1341 01:00:03,355 --> 01:00:04,826 - But we're buddies man. 1342 01:00:04,876 --> 01:00:06,890 We're partners in crime, we solve mysteries. 1343 01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:10,357 - We help people find alphabetized books. 1344 01:00:11,707 --> 01:00:13,990 Look, my time with Vanessa has made me realize 1345 01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,845 I wanna know where I'll be 1346 01:00:15,895 --> 01:00:17,836 and what I'll be doing five years from now. 1347 01:00:17,886 --> 01:00:18,690 - You know, I knew that harlot 1348 01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,323 would get between our bromance. 1349 01:00:22,395 --> 01:00:24,607 - Every bromance comes to an end. 1350 01:00:24,657 --> 01:00:27,259 - But you were my first man. 1351 01:00:27,309 --> 01:00:30,101 - I promise you I won't be your last. 1352 01:00:30,151 --> 01:00:33,734 Not every bro could rock glasses like that. 1353 01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,599 (laughing) 1354 01:00:37,649 --> 01:00:39,613 - Thanks brother. 1355 01:00:39,663 --> 01:00:41,005 It's just I'm gonna miss you man. 1356 01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:43,972 - Yeah, we've had some great times. 1357 01:00:48,158 --> 01:00:49,953 - I want you to have these. 1358 01:00:50,003 --> 01:00:52,230 - No, I can't take them. 1359 01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,270 - No really. 1360 01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,215 I wanna give you my signature look. 1361 01:00:55,265 --> 01:00:56,476 - No seriously, I can't take those. 1362 01:00:56,526 --> 01:00:57,547 I'll look like an idiot. 1363 01:00:57,597 --> 01:00:58,707 I mean they work for your face 1364 01:00:58,757 --> 01:01:00,424 but eh eh, not mine. 1365 01:01:01,398 --> 01:01:03,103 - Yeah that's true. 1366 01:01:03,153 --> 01:01:03,986 Sorry. 1367 01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:08,710 - It's just a temp position, a three month contract. 1368 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,972 - Well it's still something. 1369 01:01:10,022 --> 01:01:13,164 You probably beat out a lot of people to get it. 1370 01:01:13,214 --> 01:01:16,455 - Yeah, I guess you just have to sell yourself. 1371 01:01:16,505 --> 01:01:18,601 - Exactly, that's what Nigel always says. 1372 01:01:18,651 --> 01:01:20,414 Sell, sell, sell. 1373 01:01:20,464 --> 01:01:22,056 - I am really looking forward to meeting him 1374 01:01:22,106 --> 01:01:23,374 at your party tomorrow. 1375 01:01:23,424 --> 01:01:25,652 - [Vanessa] Yeah it should be a blast. 1376 01:01:25,702 --> 01:01:28,826 I hear he's bringing like 10 girlfriends. 1377 01:01:28,876 --> 01:01:30,551 - I thought he wasn't from here? 1378 01:01:30,601 --> 01:01:31,608 - Oh he's not. 1379 01:01:31,658 --> 01:01:32,886 But his popularity with the ladies 1380 01:01:32,936 --> 01:01:35,103 stretches from sea to sea. 1381 01:01:36,664 --> 01:01:37,497 - Huh. 1382 01:01:38,547 --> 01:01:40,297 Will Javier be there? 1383 01:01:44,161 --> 01:01:46,244 - [Vanessa] I'm not sure. 1384 01:01:47,131 --> 01:01:49,298 - So what's with you guys? 1385 01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,417 - [Vanessa] What do you mean? 1386 01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:56,697 - I don't know, I mean are you like a couple? 1387 01:01:56,747 --> 01:02:00,162 - No, I told you, I'm not looking for anything. 1388 01:02:00,212 --> 01:02:05,034 - I know, I know, that's why I'm asking, obviously. 1389 01:02:05,084 --> 01:02:07,412 - He is just someone 1390 01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,795 who I have a good time with. 1391 01:02:11,156 --> 01:02:13,489 - Well that is, that's nice. 1392 01:02:14,984 --> 01:02:16,651 - Yeah it is, it is. 1393 01:02:20,264 --> 01:02:23,203 (groaning) 1394 01:02:23,253 --> 01:02:24,595 - What are you doing? 1395 01:02:24,645 --> 01:02:28,312 - I'm just taking off my pants, comfortable. 1396 01:02:33,456 --> 01:02:34,289 - Mm hmm. 1397 01:02:39,246 --> 01:02:41,616 - It's too bad though. 1398 01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:42,833 - What's that? 1399 01:02:43,681 --> 01:02:45,127 - [Vanessa] With Javier. 1400 01:02:45,177 --> 01:02:46,705 I know it wouldn't go anywhere 1401 01:02:46,755 --> 01:02:48,672 even if I wanted it to. 1402 01:02:50,904 --> 01:02:51,737 - Why not? 1403 01:02:53,092 --> 01:02:55,824 - Well I'm really attracted to him physically, 1404 01:02:55,874 --> 01:02:58,124 if you know what I mean but 1405 01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:02,289 he's just missing all that other stuff. 1406 01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:04,743 - What other stuff? 1407 01:03:04,793 --> 01:03:08,126 - I don't know, he doesn't listen to me. 1408 01:03:08,984 --> 01:03:11,484 Well at least not like you do. 1409 01:03:15,685 --> 01:03:17,607 And we don't laugh. 1410 01:03:17,657 --> 01:03:19,854 I mean we do, we do. 1411 01:03:19,904 --> 01:03:22,202 But it's not witty. 1412 01:03:22,252 --> 01:03:24,419 It's just like, dumb shit. 1413 01:03:25,963 --> 01:03:29,146 - Well having fun is important. 1414 01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:30,446 - It is, it is. 1415 01:03:31,589 --> 01:03:33,090 And doing different things, 1416 01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:35,294 like Javier would never suggest that 1417 01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:38,427 we go to an art gallery like you did. 1418 01:03:39,561 --> 01:03:41,411 (shattering) 1419 01:03:41,461 --> 01:03:42,950 What was that? 1420 01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:43,920 - Nothing. 1421 01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:47,220 - Oh, I thought I heard breaking glass. 1422 01:03:48,711 --> 01:03:51,128 (rock music) 1423 01:04:12,189 --> 01:04:13,821 - [John] Hi. 1424 01:04:13,871 --> 01:04:14,948 - Hi. 1425 01:04:14,998 --> 01:04:18,171 I'm just setting up the music. 1426 01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,638 Are those for me? 1427 01:04:20,715 --> 01:04:22,765 - Happy birthday. 1428 01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:23,648 - Thanks. 1429 01:04:29,021 --> 01:04:30,688 - Where is everyone? 1430 01:04:31,646 --> 01:04:35,598 - Oh, there's a couple of girls in the bathroom. 1431 01:04:35,648 --> 01:04:40,231 I don't know them, and Nigel should be here any second. 1432 01:04:41,073 --> 01:04:44,833 We were planning a really small gathering. 1433 01:04:44,883 --> 01:04:46,966 - You could of fooled me. 1434 01:04:48,935 --> 01:04:50,270 - It was the only day Nigel had to come 1435 01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,518 and see the place and he had business here or something. 1436 01:04:53,568 --> 01:04:54,869 - Oh. 1437 01:04:54,919 --> 01:04:57,669 Shouldn't today be all about you? 1438 01:04:58,531 --> 01:05:00,364 - I don't mind. 1439 01:05:00,414 --> 01:05:03,683 It's a nice change from going to a bar. 1440 01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:04,900 - [John] Yeah. 1441 01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:09,249 - Thanks. 1442 01:05:13,348 --> 01:05:14,996 (laughing) 1443 01:05:15,046 --> 01:05:17,213 - Well, what do you think? 1444 01:05:20,293 --> 01:05:21,635 Yeah you! 1445 01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,518 Do you think it works? 1446 01:05:24,598 --> 01:05:27,060 (John stutters) 1447 01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:29,670 - I think it's perfect. 1448 01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,887 Whoa, hey hey. 1449 01:05:31,732 --> 01:05:33,382 - [Blonde] I thought you were gonna put the music on? 1450 01:05:33,432 --> 01:05:34,873 - Right. 1451 01:05:34,923 --> 01:05:36,506 - Okay, drink time! 1452 01:05:38,636 --> 01:05:39,469 - Woo! 1453 01:05:44,336 --> 01:05:45,968 (loud rock music) 1454 01:05:46,018 --> 01:05:47,601 - You want a drink. 1455 01:05:53,921 --> 01:05:55,754 Monday is my birthday. 1456 01:05:58,238 --> 01:06:00,071 Tuesday is happy hour. 1457 01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:07,360 And Wednesday is when the monsters come to play. 1458 01:06:12,334 --> 01:06:13,533 - Toast! 1459 01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:16,833 - Okay, for the birthday girl, Melissa. 1460 01:06:18,031 --> 01:06:20,031 We just met, but you are 1461 01:06:21,425 --> 01:06:24,675 the most beautiful girl I've ever seen. 1462 01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,420 - I will drink to that. 1463 01:06:27,470 --> 01:06:29,019 - So sweet. 1464 01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:30,736 - I love this place! 1465 01:06:32,967 --> 01:06:34,224 It's perfect! 1466 01:06:34,274 --> 01:06:35,674 We can do this! 1467 01:06:35,724 --> 01:06:36,816 It's only listed for 2.2, 1468 01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:38,427 I can get it for two million. 1469 01:06:38,477 --> 01:06:39,310 Gut reno! 1470 01:06:40,868 --> 01:06:42,359 This is gonna be the most 1471 01:06:42,409 --> 01:06:44,374 amazing nightclub ever! 1472 01:06:44,424 --> 01:06:46,444 I will put a water slide over there. 1473 01:06:46,494 --> 01:06:48,055 I will put mirrors on the ceiling, 1474 01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:50,174 maybe I will put some dancers in a cage. 1475 01:06:50,224 --> 01:06:52,418 No I'll put some panthers in a cage. 1476 01:06:52,468 --> 01:06:53,437 I can do whatever I want, 1477 01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:54,957 I will break all the rules 1478 01:06:55,007 --> 01:06:56,590 because I am Nigel. 1479 01:06:58,154 --> 01:07:00,699 (imitates fireworks) 1480 01:07:00,749 --> 01:07:03,844 Fireworks for my baby sisters birthday! 1481 01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:04,727 - Hi. 1482 01:07:06,765 --> 01:07:08,922 Thanks for organizing this. 1483 01:07:08,972 --> 01:07:09,994 This is my friend John. 1484 01:07:10,044 --> 01:07:11,254 - Hey, nice to meet you. 1485 01:07:11,304 --> 01:07:13,011 - Yeah, you too. 1486 01:07:13,061 --> 01:07:16,041 - I just dropped a giant dupe, you? 1487 01:07:16,091 --> 01:07:19,637 - No, no, no, no, I take all my dumps at home. 1488 01:07:19,687 --> 01:07:23,086 - No, dude, I just smoked a horrifically fat dupe. 1489 01:07:23,136 --> 01:07:24,606 I'll cut you in on the next one. 1490 01:07:24,656 --> 01:07:26,707 Let's get some real dancing going on in here! 1491 01:07:26,757 --> 01:07:29,007 Vanessa switch up the song. 1492 01:07:30,701 --> 01:07:33,034 I wanna see some creativity. 1493 01:07:37,099 --> 01:07:37,882 (slow paced music) 1494 01:07:37,932 --> 01:07:39,017 Yes! 1495 01:07:39,067 --> 01:07:40,950 That is more like it! 1496 01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,559 Yeah, really feel it. 1497 01:07:42,609 --> 01:07:44,513 Really use the space. 1498 01:07:44,563 --> 01:07:45,646 - Yeah, sure. 1499 01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:49,613 (slow paced music) 1500 01:07:55,888 --> 01:07:58,971 ♪ You're on your own ♪ 1501 01:08:13,755 --> 01:08:15,790 ♪ You're on your own ♪ 1502 01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:20,840 ♪ And meet a friend ♪ 1503 01:08:21,759 --> 01:08:26,759 ♪ Who doesn't kill but wounds for life ♪ 1504 01:08:30,443 --> 01:08:35,443 ♪ The sun blinds you through the trees ♪ 1505 01:08:38,273 --> 01:08:43,273 ♪ While watching clues fall from the skies ♪ 1506 01:08:44,568 --> 01:08:49,568 ♪ And she smiles ♪ 1507 01:08:51,482 --> 01:08:54,912 ♪ At the point of the knife ♪ 1508 01:08:54,962 --> 01:08:59,044 ♪ You never see anyone ♪ 1509 01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:03,206 ♪ How the strong will survive ♪ 1510 01:09:03,256 --> 01:09:08,256 ♪ At the end of their gun ♪ 1511 01:09:09,953 --> 01:09:14,953 ♪ We Run ♪ 1512 01:09:19,469 --> 01:09:24,469 ♪ Frozen smiles for men returned ♪ 1513 01:09:27,256 --> 01:09:32,256 ♪ They never even left this place ♪ 1514 01:09:35,593 --> 01:09:40,593 ♪ She kissed me softly on the cheek ♪ 1515 01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:46,760 ♪ And a shadow cut across her face ♪ 1516 01:09:56,631 --> 01:10:00,394 ♪ At the point of the knife ♪ 1517 01:10:00,444 --> 01:10:03,206 ♪ You never see anyone ♪ 1518 01:10:03,256 --> 01:10:04,643 - Isn't it beautiful? 1519 01:10:04,693 --> 01:10:08,630 ♪ How the strong will survive ♪ 1520 01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:13,680 ♪ At the end of their gun ♪ 1521 01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:17,041 ♪ We Run ♪ 1522 01:10:32,808 --> 01:10:37,808 ♪ I walked for miles and miles to the sea ♪ 1523 01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:44,944 ♪ I know you never tried to deceive ♪ 1524 01:10:54,309 --> 01:10:57,675 ♪ At the point of the knife ♪ 1525 01:10:57,725 --> 01:11:01,762 ♪ You never see anyone ♪ 1526 01:11:01,812 --> 01:11:05,864 ♪ How the strong will survive ♪ 1527 01:11:05,914 --> 01:11:10,303 ♪ At the end of their gun ♪ 1528 01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,881 ♪ At the point of the knife ♪ 1529 01:11:13,931 --> 01:11:18,231 ♪ You never see anyone ♪ 1530 01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:22,151 ♪ How the strong will survive ♪ 1531 01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:24,107 ♪ At the end of their gun ♪ 1532 01:11:24,157 --> 01:11:24,990 Yes! 1533 01:11:26,295 --> 01:11:30,429 Man the party never stops with those girls. 1534 01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,312 - Yeah. 1535 01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:35,618 - What's up out here? 1536 01:11:35,668 --> 01:11:38,751 - Awe nothing, just clearing my head. 1537 01:11:39,685 --> 01:11:41,581 - I once went to a silent meditation retreat 1538 01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:42,868 for three whole weeks, 1539 01:11:42,918 --> 01:11:44,501 did not say a word. 1540 01:11:46,398 --> 01:11:47,481 - Wow. 1541 01:11:47,531 --> 01:11:50,375 - Yeah, the toilet broke after three days. 1542 01:11:50,425 --> 01:11:54,508 Nobody could tell maintenance, it was disgusting. 1543 01:11:55,968 --> 01:11:57,167 You sure you're not hiding out here 1544 01:11:57,217 --> 01:11:59,384 from something or someone? 1545 01:12:00,813 --> 01:12:02,396 - What do you mean? 1546 01:12:06,814 --> 01:12:10,433 - I see the way you look at my sister eh? 1547 01:12:10,483 --> 01:12:11,431 - Trust me, 1548 01:12:11,481 --> 01:12:13,681 we are just friends. 1549 01:12:13,731 --> 01:12:17,889 - She told me you're her best friend here. 1550 01:12:17,939 --> 01:12:19,259 - Really? 1551 01:12:19,309 --> 01:12:21,976 Vanessa, she actually said that? 1552 01:12:22,026 --> 01:12:22,859 - Yup. 1553 01:12:24,345 --> 01:12:25,178 - Wow. 1554 01:12:27,462 --> 01:12:30,011 - Well listen man, John. 1555 01:12:30,061 --> 01:12:32,679 I really appreciate you being here for Vanessa. 1556 01:12:32,729 --> 01:12:35,547 You know, in dealing with it's been pretty tough on her. 1557 01:12:35,597 --> 01:12:37,883 - Dealing with what? 1558 01:12:37,933 --> 01:12:39,383 - You don't know. 1559 01:12:39,433 --> 01:12:40,230 - I don't know what? 1560 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,447 - Awe Vanessa! 1561 01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,903 I tell her she's gotta include people 1562 01:12:45,953 --> 01:12:46,870 and then... 1563 01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:50,686 She just hides it. 1564 01:12:50,736 --> 01:12:52,439 - Wait, wait, wait, she's okay right? 1565 01:12:52,489 --> 01:12:53,489 - Yeah, now. 1566 01:12:55,085 --> 01:12:57,240 Her firm in BC was a scam. 1567 01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,622 She was pretty much the only one that didn't get charged. 1568 01:12:59,672 --> 01:13:02,489 She didn't know anything about it but 1569 01:13:02,539 --> 01:13:04,722 it's been pretty rough on her. 1570 01:13:04,772 --> 01:13:07,689 Plus her resume's now just useless. 1571 01:13:08,638 --> 01:13:12,521 - But she scored that sweet gig out here didn't she? 1572 01:13:12,571 --> 01:13:16,543 - I guess that's what she's telling people. 1573 01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:17,593 - Oh my god. 1574 01:13:19,456 --> 01:13:21,917 I thought she had it all together. 1575 01:13:21,967 --> 01:13:24,550 - Oh she does, where it counts. 1576 01:13:26,011 --> 01:13:27,261 - Unbelievable. 1577 01:13:31,289 --> 01:13:32,072 Wow. 1578 01:13:32,122 --> 01:13:33,205 - John, John. 1579 01:13:35,407 --> 01:13:37,849 I'm really glad that there's 1580 01:13:37,899 --> 01:13:40,434 someone like you for Vanessa to lean on. 1581 01:13:40,484 --> 01:13:43,651 You know, when I'm not around anymore. 1582 01:13:44,757 --> 01:13:46,590 - Where are you going? 1583 01:13:48,455 --> 01:13:51,900 - I never wanted to be a consultant. 1584 01:13:51,950 --> 01:13:52,846 I said it. 1585 01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:55,193 I never wanted to be a consultant. 1586 01:13:55,243 --> 01:13:57,571 - Okay, what did you want to be Nigel? 1587 01:13:57,621 --> 01:13:59,368 - I wanted to be an activist. 1588 01:13:59,418 --> 01:14:00,643 - Really? 1589 01:14:00,693 --> 01:14:02,254 What kind of activist? 1590 01:14:02,304 --> 01:14:03,087 - What? 1591 01:14:03,137 --> 01:14:05,051 I don't remember. 1592 01:14:05,101 --> 01:14:06,140 But now here I am. 1593 01:14:06,190 --> 01:14:09,068 Here I am making so much money. 1594 01:14:09,118 --> 01:14:10,389 So much money. 1595 01:14:10,439 --> 01:14:11,913 Guess how much money I make. 1596 01:14:11,963 --> 01:14:12,746 - I really don't-- 1597 01:14:12,796 --> 01:14:13,579 - No guess. 1598 01:14:13,629 --> 01:14:14,797 Come on just guess! 1599 01:14:14,847 --> 01:14:15,630 Say a number! 1600 01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,870 Don't low ball. 1601 01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:17,703 - 100,000. 1602 01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:18,815 - No, wrong! 1603 01:14:18,865 --> 01:14:20,448 $275,000 last year. 1604 01:14:23,603 --> 01:14:24,482 - Wow. 1605 01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,365 - Wow. 1606 01:14:26,621 --> 01:14:28,617 And you know what else? 1607 01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:30,084 - No, no I don't. 1608 01:14:33,233 --> 01:14:34,400 - I'm unhappy. 1609 01:14:35,337 --> 01:14:36,810 Ha! 1610 01:14:36,860 --> 01:14:39,110 I am deeply deeply unhappy. 1611 01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,508 - Sorry to hear that. 1612 01:14:47,195 --> 01:14:50,862 - It's okay, because tonight the pain stops. 1613 01:14:53,212 --> 01:14:54,875 - I don't follow ya. 1614 01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,778 - Before I walked in here, 1615 01:14:56,828 --> 01:14:59,702 downed a whole container of meds. 1616 01:14:59,752 --> 01:15:01,387 - No, no Nigel, that's not good. 1617 01:15:01,437 --> 01:15:02,736 - No, it is too late man! 1618 01:15:02,786 --> 01:15:04,318 - No, no Vanessa! 1619 01:15:04,368 --> 01:15:05,328 (groaning) 1620 01:15:05,378 --> 01:15:06,665 - [Nigel] Oh god, oh god, feel that. 1621 01:15:06,715 --> 01:15:08,826 - We gotta get you to a hospital, come on. 1622 01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:10,798 (loud vomiting) 1623 01:15:10,848 --> 01:15:11,681 Vanessa! 1624 01:15:12,821 --> 01:15:13,760 Oh my god. 1625 01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,601 - Why did I have all you can eat earlier? 1626 01:15:15,651 --> 01:15:17,033 - Oh, that stinks! 1627 01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,033 - I think it's good. 1628 01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:19,572 Oh no, here we go again. 1629 01:15:19,622 --> 01:15:20,546 (loud vomiting) 1630 01:15:20,596 --> 01:15:21,996 - Oh god. 1631 01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:22,829 Let it out. 1632 01:15:22,879 --> 01:15:24,111 Let it out. 1633 01:15:24,161 --> 01:15:25,867 Somebody call 9-1-1! 1634 01:15:25,917 --> 01:15:27,069 We gotta get you going. 1635 01:15:27,119 --> 01:15:27,952 Oh my god. 1636 01:15:32,091 --> 01:15:33,202 Nigel, just-- 1637 01:15:33,252 --> 01:15:34,462 - [Nigel] No, just stay stay stay. 1638 01:15:34,512 --> 01:15:35,970 I gotta tell you something. 1639 01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:36,853 - What? 1640 01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:39,032 - Just listen. 1641 01:15:40,011 --> 01:15:40,931 (groaning) 1642 01:15:40,981 --> 01:15:41,901 - Don't do it. 1643 01:15:41,951 --> 01:15:42,784 Not on me. 1644 01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:48,725 - You seize the moment. 1645 01:15:50,694 --> 01:15:52,953 (loud vomiting) 1646 01:15:53,003 --> 01:15:58,003 (loud sirens) (solemn music) 1647 01:16:03,891 --> 01:16:06,799 - Didn't I tell you, this was all gonna end in tears? 1648 01:16:06,849 --> 01:16:09,104 Didn't I say that? 1649 01:16:09,154 --> 01:16:11,189 - What else could I have done? 1650 01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:14,031 - You should of cut and run from the beginning. 1651 01:16:14,081 --> 01:16:16,187 - But I never wanted to. 1652 01:16:16,237 --> 01:16:18,747 - What are you gonna do now? 1653 01:16:18,797 --> 01:16:20,797 - I still don't want to. 1654 01:16:22,072 --> 01:16:24,989 (slow paced music) 1655 01:16:36,713 --> 01:16:38,046 So how ya doing? 1656 01:16:38,881 --> 01:16:42,991 - Long day at the hospital is pretty draining. 1657 01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:43,874 - I bet. 1658 01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:46,743 Yeah. 1659 01:16:46,793 --> 01:16:48,626 Let's come sit, relax. 1660 01:16:50,697 --> 01:16:51,950 Coffee? 1661 01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,250 - Yeah, thanks. 1662 01:17:01,385 --> 01:17:03,291 You've had a big day too. 1663 01:17:03,341 --> 01:17:06,118 How was your first day at the office? 1664 01:17:06,168 --> 01:17:07,436 - It was fine. 1665 01:17:07,486 --> 01:17:09,223 I mean it's an office job. 1666 01:17:09,273 --> 01:17:11,148 Everyone has one. 1667 01:17:11,198 --> 01:17:12,198 - That's it? 1668 01:17:14,941 --> 01:17:15,774 - Yeah. 1669 01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:18,255 Forget about that. 1670 01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:19,977 Sit, please. 1671 01:17:20,027 --> 01:17:20,860 Honestly. 1672 01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,889 So how's Nigel? 1673 01:17:26,015 --> 01:17:27,999 - He's gonna be okay. 1674 01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:29,217 - Good. 1675 01:17:29,267 --> 01:17:31,100 That's really good. 1676 01:17:31,150 --> 01:17:33,029 - Yeah, they have him hooked up on an IV, 1677 01:17:33,079 --> 01:17:35,381 they said his fluids were all out of whack. 1678 01:17:35,431 --> 01:17:38,540 He just needed time to level out. 1679 01:17:38,590 --> 01:17:40,601 - Wow, you were definitely right about him. 1680 01:17:40,651 --> 01:17:41,734 He is unique. 1681 01:17:43,276 --> 01:17:46,126 That guy is the real deal. 1682 01:17:46,176 --> 01:17:49,468 - It's not the first time this has happened either. 1683 01:17:49,518 --> 01:17:53,419 What can I say, I have an interesting family. 1684 01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:54,302 - I know. 1685 01:17:57,904 --> 01:18:00,654 - Nigel told me that he told you. 1686 01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,093 I feel terrible. 1687 01:18:06,066 --> 01:18:08,066 - Why did you lie to me? 1688 01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,669 - Does it matter? 1689 01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:11,552 - Yes. 1690 01:18:13,155 --> 01:18:14,151 You were the girl who was supposed 1691 01:18:14,201 --> 01:18:16,353 to be too good for me. 1692 01:18:16,403 --> 01:18:18,444 The one who elevated me. 1693 01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:21,587 - I'm sorry, but that's a lot for one person to carry. 1694 01:18:21,637 --> 01:18:25,852 And now I find out you're just a regular asshole like me. 1695 01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:26,869 - Did it ever occur to you John 1696 01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:28,984 that we're all just regular assholes like you? 1697 01:18:29,034 --> 01:18:30,976 - No, no, no, no, no, don't say that. 1698 01:18:31,026 --> 01:18:32,731 - Why not, it's true? 1699 01:18:32,781 --> 01:18:35,801 - Because, if this, what I am what I'm doing 1700 01:18:35,851 --> 01:18:38,351 is already it, if I've arrived, 1701 01:18:38,401 --> 01:18:40,091 I don't wanna know. 1702 01:18:40,141 --> 01:18:42,296 - What was I supposed to do here? 1703 01:18:42,346 --> 01:18:44,648 I needed to get away from everything. 1704 01:18:44,698 --> 01:18:45,936 - Just tell the truth. 1705 01:18:45,986 --> 01:18:47,359 - Yeah well you wouldn't of liked me then. 1706 01:18:47,409 --> 01:18:48,403 - What difference does it make? 1707 01:18:48,453 --> 01:18:49,474 You've never liked me. 1708 01:18:49,524 --> 01:18:50,857 - I kind of did. 1709 01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,316 - Kind of? 1710 01:18:54,366 --> 01:18:56,980 - Yeah, I kind of did. 1711 01:18:57,030 --> 01:18:59,113 And then I really didn't. 1712 01:19:00,557 --> 01:19:02,807 And then I kinda did again. 1713 01:19:04,082 --> 01:19:05,915 And then I really did. 1714 01:19:07,562 --> 01:19:08,395 - Really? 1715 01:19:10,218 --> 01:19:11,051 - Really. 1716 01:19:12,654 --> 01:19:14,775 - More than Javier? 1717 01:19:14,825 --> 01:19:16,328 - Javier's just someone who I-- 1718 01:19:16,378 --> 01:19:18,255 - Okay, no, that's enough, that's enough. 1719 01:19:18,305 --> 01:19:20,472 I will take that as a yes. 1720 01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:26,101 - It is a yes. 1721 01:19:55,326 --> 01:19:56,159 - Wow. 1722 01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,353 Now what? 1723 01:20:02,534 --> 01:20:04,617 - And now I'm going away. 1724 01:20:06,112 --> 01:20:08,369 - You're, you're what? 1725 01:20:08,419 --> 01:20:11,926 - I gotta get out of here for a bit, I'm gonna travel. 1726 01:20:11,976 --> 01:20:13,315 - Where? 1727 01:20:13,365 --> 01:20:15,909 - Nigel and I are going to England on the weekend. 1728 01:20:15,959 --> 01:20:17,116 He has meetings there next week 1729 01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:18,732 and I'm just gonna hang out there 1730 01:20:18,782 --> 01:20:20,199 and then explore. 1731 01:20:21,702 --> 01:20:23,276 - Vanessa you're not, 1732 01:20:23,326 --> 01:20:25,855 you're not just graduating high school. 1733 01:20:25,905 --> 01:20:27,068 This isn't the time in your life where you 1734 01:20:27,118 --> 01:20:29,188 go to Africa for a year to find yourself. 1735 01:20:29,238 --> 01:20:30,021 - Maybe it is. 1736 01:20:30,071 --> 01:20:31,193 - No. 1737 01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,380 No this is the time in your life 1738 01:20:32,430 --> 01:20:35,685 when you realize you like me more than Javier. 1739 01:20:35,735 --> 01:20:36,966 - Well I guess it's gonna be the time 1740 01:20:37,016 --> 01:20:38,269 for both those things. 1741 01:20:38,319 --> 01:20:40,369 - Yeah but that feeling 1742 01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,561 might not make it a year. 1743 01:20:42,611 --> 01:20:44,854 - Yeah, same goes for you. 1744 01:20:44,904 --> 01:20:48,276 - I guess I'm worried about that too. 1745 01:20:48,326 --> 01:20:49,159 I just, 1746 01:20:50,051 --> 01:20:53,579 god I've never been in this situation before. 1747 01:20:53,629 --> 01:20:55,584 - And you're doing great John. 1748 01:20:55,634 --> 01:20:57,134 You don't need me. 1749 01:20:58,314 --> 01:21:01,064 - Need has nothing to do with it. 1750 01:21:03,043 --> 01:21:07,043 - Maybe I'll come back to Toronto at some point. 1751 01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:10,263 And we'll keep in touch. 1752 01:21:11,816 --> 01:21:13,750 - That's what I should of done. 1753 01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:14,633 - What? 1754 01:21:15,598 --> 01:21:17,128 - When you were in your underwear 1755 01:21:17,178 --> 01:21:20,201 talking about Javier on the phone. 1756 01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:23,418 I should of made you do it over Skype. 1757 01:21:27,617 --> 01:21:30,906 - Maybe I'll only be gone a couple months 1758 01:21:30,956 --> 01:21:34,038 and then we'll just see where we're at. 1759 01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:35,421 - It'll kill me. 1760 01:21:37,246 --> 01:21:39,475 - For like a day or two. 1761 01:21:39,525 --> 01:21:40,693 And then I'll be over there 1762 01:21:40,743 --> 01:21:41,835 and I'll be on some news site 1763 01:21:41,885 --> 01:21:45,116 and I'll see the headline, John Lives Again. 1764 01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:46,203 And they'll be reporting that you've 1765 01:21:46,253 --> 01:21:48,157 become a new man. 1766 01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:51,347 - Maybe because of you that's already happened. 1767 01:21:51,397 --> 01:21:54,314 - Yeah well look at me, I'm a mess. 1768 01:21:55,212 --> 01:21:56,890 Unemployed girl on the run with a brother 1769 01:21:56,940 --> 01:22:00,690 who gets his stomach pumped every six months. 1770 01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,493 - When I first saw you, you, 1771 01:22:05,872 --> 01:22:09,287 you seemed like the most put together girl ever. 1772 01:22:09,337 --> 01:22:13,004 - Well it's a tough act, I'll tell you that. 1773 01:22:15,396 --> 01:22:18,259 - Well, I am gonna hold you to your 1774 01:22:18,309 --> 01:22:20,929 promise of naked Skype sessions. 1775 01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:22,812 - That never happened. 1776 01:22:25,851 --> 01:22:28,914 - But you do promise to email? 1777 01:22:28,964 --> 01:22:31,547 Grab a drink when you get back? 1778 01:22:32,678 --> 01:22:33,511 - Promise. 1779 01:22:35,316 --> 01:22:36,149 - Okay. 1780 01:22:37,636 --> 01:22:39,219 - Well I should go. 1781 01:22:41,146 --> 01:22:42,778 Thanks for the coffee but 1782 01:22:42,828 --> 01:22:44,027 Nigel gets out in the morning 1783 01:22:44,077 --> 01:22:46,420 and he's gonna crash at my place for a few days 1784 01:22:46,470 --> 01:22:48,810 so I gotta get it ready. 1785 01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:50,860 - Yeah, no no of course. 1786 01:22:57,954 --> 01:23:00,062 Say hi to your brother for me. 1787 01:23:00,112 --> 01:23:01,112 - Yeah okay. 1788 01:23:23,327 --> 01:23:26,244 (slow paced music) 1789 01:24:02,959 --> 01:24:04,126 It's all back. 1790 01:24:11,277 --> 01:24:14,277 (upbeat rock music) 123048

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