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♪ Making your move ♪
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♪ You come down as fast as lightning ♪
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♪ Crossing the stage ♪
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♪ And now you can feel the excitement ♪
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♪ So shake it up ♪
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♪ Turn it on ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ She's breaking your heart ♪
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♪ You'd better be your own best friend ♪
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♪ 'Cause once you learn the steps ♪
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♪ It's something you'll never forget ♪
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♪ So shake it up ♪
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♪ Turn it on ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪
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♪ Your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ Shake it ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Turn it on ♪
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♪ Shake it up ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
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♪ Your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ I said your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ Yeah your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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♪ Your daddy don't know ♪
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♪ What your mama's gonna do tonight ♪
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- Okay.
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No.
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Ugh.
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Ugh.
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Okay.
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I think it's passed.
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- I am so sorry about
that restaurant choice.
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- No, it's not like you could have known.
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- I didn't see they failed
the health inspection
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until we were on the way out.
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I mean they really gotta
make those signs bigger
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or put a giant red X
on the door, something.
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- Okay, it's fine.
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It's really like...
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The ice cream is sort
of settling my stomach.
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What are you doing?
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- Kissing you.
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- Why?
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- We're on a date.
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- It's the first and I feel ill.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Yeah.
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It's okay, just take it easy.
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Geez, you're a really
different sort of guy.
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- Different.
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I can work with different.
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- I should go.
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- Oh, really.
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Was it the whole kiss thing?
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- No.
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Maybe.
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Yes.
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I just really wanna go.
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- Okay.
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- So.
(rattling)
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Are you sick now too?
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- Just right now?
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Oh, I should be so lucky.
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- What do you mean?
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- Cancer.
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- Oh.
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Wow, I had no idea.
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- Soon, I'll have none of this left.
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- We were at lunch for two hours,
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I mean,
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why didn't you say anything?
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- I don't wanna spend what little time
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I have left letting
myself be defined by it.
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- You are so brave.
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Don't die, don't die, don't die,
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don't die, don't die, don't die!
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- Okay, cheers.
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- I broke my cold streak.
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- Congratulations man,
I knew you could do it.
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- Yeah.
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- I want details, details.
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- So I meet her online.
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And to start, it's not going great,
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but,--
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- But, my man turned it around right?
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- Exactly, exactly.
- Yes.
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- [John] Now she is not grooving it.
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But after I tell her I have cancer,
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(laughing)
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in the bag.
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- You have cancer?
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- What, no!
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God no.
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Don't you think I would of told you that?
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- Why the hell did you
tell her you had it?
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- Taylor, come on man, at this point,
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what else do I have going for me?
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- Cancer is not something
you have going for you.
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Cancer is a bad thing okay.
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You don't joke about cancer man.
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- Yes, yes, but
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do we blame people for their cancer
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or, or do we take pity on
them for having it, huh?
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Yes, now you get it.
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- Okay.
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Let me get this straight.
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So you're at a spot in your social life
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where you're actively
going online to meet girls,
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not to take on a normal date,
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but to trick them into a pity screw?
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- Uh huh, yeah.
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- And you see nothing
wrong with this whatsoever?
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- It's not illegal.
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I didn't hurt the girl.
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- Okay, but what about you?
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Don't you find it unhealthy for you?
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- I think not scoring period,
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is even less healthy.
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- Oh my god.
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I have clearly failed in my duty to you
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on so many levels, I'm sorry.
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- Taylor, come on man, don't mourn,
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you gotta be happy for me.
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I found my niche.
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Alright look, you were hands down
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the best storm captain.
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I remember frosh week
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practically crying because I didn't fit
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into any of those frat openers.
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Okay, and you just said--
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- "This is not your scene man,
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"go find your niche."
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Fine okay, I did say that,
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but I said that to all the dorks.
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I'm sorry, but it's true.
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I say the same thing to
the new guys in sales.
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- Yeah and you were right.
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Different approaches for different guys.
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- This is not a niche okay.
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This is sick and weird.
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And besides, it's not sustainable.
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- What do you mean?
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- Well how do you expect to continue
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this relationship with this girl?
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- Come on.
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There is no way she doesn't see me again.
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You can't say no to cancer guy.
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She'd feel terrible.
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- Okay, fine.
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She's gonna go on a couple
more dates with you,
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but eventually, she's gonna wanna know
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how your treatment is progressing.
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- I tell her I'm in remission.
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- Oh my god--
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- At that point, she's stuck with me.
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I'm around.
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- But she's gonna meet
your friends, your family.
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She's gonna meet me.
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I'm sure as hell not
going along with this lie.
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She is going to find out and
it's gonna be over like that.
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- You are missing the whole point here.
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Okay, I am 29 years old.
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I have never been in a
relationship longer than six weeks.
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I have very modest goals here.
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- Did you cut out a part of your hair?
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Really?
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Really?
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(ringing)
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- Awe shit.
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- What is it?
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- "John, you're about to
have the battle of your life.
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"My cousin died from cancer last year
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"and it tore me apart.
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"I'm so sorry, but I can't
be a part of your journey.
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"I can't do that to myself again.
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"I feel so terrible but
that's the way it is.
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"Wishing you good health, Amy."
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- You see?
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- Shit man, I thought,
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I thought women liked broken guys?
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- They do, but it has
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to be a guy that they can actually fix.
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Unless this girl's an oncologist,
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that's just not gonna fly.
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- I guess you're right.
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That's not gonna work.
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- Alright, let's just recap here.
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I mean it's what?
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10 years beyond frosh
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and you are still at the same spot
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that you started in man.
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- It's not that bad okay,
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I have made strides.
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I've been with five girls since then.
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Well, three for real
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and two were just in and out.
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- What do you mean just in and out?
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That's what you do, you go
in and out a bunch of times.
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- Right, yeah, no.
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It just wasn't a bunch of times.
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It was more kind of like in
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and then out.
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- So it was just in one time and then out?
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It wasn't like in out, in
out, in out, in out, in out?
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- Pretty much.
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- What did you do?
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Did you go in and then get freaked out
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and start crying and
run away or something?
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- Pretty much.
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- Alright, this is not, this is not good.
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Okay, here's what you're gonna do okay?
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You are going to set a goal.
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You, look at me.
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You're gonna visualize a path
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and then you need to get on that path
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and you need to stay on that path.
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Okay?
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- Okay.
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Yeah, well I guess,
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I guess I just really want a girlfriend
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before I turn 30.
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- Okay great, great.
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Because you can't have the wife and kids
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unless you start there, right?
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So, you're on the path.
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- Yeah, yeah, it's like
those movies where the guy,
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he wants to lose his
virginity before the prom,
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except this, this is
the more mature version.
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- Yeah, yeah, it's the
more mature version.
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- Yeah.
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See the problem for me,
the real problem is,
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I want the girl, the girl don't want me.
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Everything else in my love life
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is actually pretty great except
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that last little piece, I just,
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I can't get over that hurdle.
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- You're at a point in
life where people are,
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they're very established in who they are.
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And once they know that,
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hey, they're on their path.
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So you gotta ask yourself one question,
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who are you?
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- Who am I?
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Well, my name's John.
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- Sure.
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- And I want a girlfriend.
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(slow rock music)
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Pst, pst, pst.
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Hey, go check out that guy
standing around the corner.
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- Go check out a guy?
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- You know what I'm saying.
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Go check out what he's flipping through.
273
00:13:11,891 --> 00:13:12,724
Go.
274
00:13:20,638 --> 00:13:22,015
- 1984.
275
00:13:22,065 --> 00:13:23,937
He's thinking of buying George Orwell.
276
00:13:23,987 --> 00:13:26,203
- Yeah Richard, I know,
I helped him find it.
277
00:13:26,253 --> 00:13:28,077
Doesn't it drive you crazy?
278
00:13:28,127 --> 00:13:30,388
- John, what the hell
are you talking about?
279
00:13:30,438 --> 00:13:31,258
- Alright, look.
280
00:13:31,308 --> 00:13:32,979
How often does this happen?
281
00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:35,398
A dude like that dressed in
his fancy business clothes
282
00:13:35,448 --> 00:13:38,281
walks in here to buy a book we all read
283
00:13:38,331 --> 00:13:39,501
like way back in the day.
284
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:42,817
Did he seriously not go to high school?
285
00:13:42,867 --> 00:13:44,459
That should be on one of those lists.
286
00:13:44,509 --> 00:13:46,542
You know, on the internet.
287
00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,365
- What lists?
288
00:13:48,415 --> 00:13:49,663
- You know, like those blogs.
289
00:13:49,713 --> 00:13:51,371
Top 20 Things Asian Parents Do That Only
290
00:13:51,421 --> 00:13:53,163
Asian Millennials Would Get.
291
00:13:53,213 --> 00:13:53,996
Something like that.
292
00:13:54,046 --> 00:13:57,195
Things that really annoy bookstore staff.
293
00:13:57,245 --> 00:14:00,109
- I know those lists, but
that doesn't annoy me.
294
00:14:00,159 --> 00:14:02,812
The guy wants a book,
this is a book store.
295
00:14:02,862 --> 00:14:05,553
- Oh come on Richard, don't
leave me hanging here.
296
00:14:05,603 --> 00:14:08,647
It is crystal clear that
he was some dumb meathead
297
00:14:08,697 --> 00:14:11,517
who spent all of school getting
drunk and playing football.
298
00:14:11,567 --> 00:14:15,565
And then his daddy gave
him a position at the firm.
299
00:14:15,615 --> 00:14:16,767
Okay, so now all of a sudden,
300
00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:18,699
he waltzes in here and says,
301
00:14:18,749 --> 00:14:21,232
"Gee, I wanna read smart people books."
302
00:14:21,282 --> 00:14:24,133
So he reads 1984, maybe
Catcher In The Rye.
303
00:14:24,183 --> 00:14:25,752
And then he goes to the parties
304
00:14:25,802 --> 00:14:26,699
and he's talking to all these people
305
00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,238
like he's the only one on planet earth
306
00:14:28,288 --> 00:14:30,030
that's actually read the book,
307
00:14:30,080 --> 00:14:31,433
and he thinks he's saying these profound
308
00:14:31,483 --> 00:14:32,960
things about it and society.
309
00:14:33,010 --> 00:14:35,427
Meanwhile, meanwhile Richard,
310
00:14:36,874 --> 00:14:39,288
we were all there 10 years ago
311
00:14:39,338 --> 00:14:40,489
but we've gotten over it.
312
00:14:40,539 --> 00:14:41,976
But see, of course you
can't say anything to him,
313
00:14:42,026 --> 00:14:44,757
you just gotta let him go on.
314
00:14:44,807 --> 00:14:47,210
- I think you're being
too hard on the guy John.
315
00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:48,457
- What are you talking about?
316
00:14:48,507 --> 00:14:49,290
This is what we do.
317
00:14:49,340 --> 00:14:51,884
We analyze people's book choices.
318
00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,019
- Okay.
319
00:14:53,069 --> 00:14:54,098
Here's my take.
320
00:14:54,148 --> 00:14:56,099
If you're right, which you may not be.
321
00:14:56,149 --> 00:14:57,992
Because he could be rereading it.
322
00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,288
He could be buying a copy
for his younger brother,
323
00:15:00,338 --> 00:15:03,200
but if you're right, what's the big deal?
324
00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:05,705
Maybe he realizes he's
missed out on some classics
325
00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:07,288
and now that he has his act together
326
00:15:07,338 --> 00:15:09,248
he wants to spend his time this way.
327
00:15:09,298 --> 00:15:10,939
I don't think most people
would mock him for that.
328
00:15:10,989 --> 00:15:12,578
I think they'd respect it.
329
00:15:12,628 --> 00:15:15,617
- You think that guy has his act together?
330
00:15:15,667 --> 00:15:16,457
- Yeah.
331
00:15:16,507 --> 00:15:18,010
I mean look at him.
332
00:15:18,060 --> 00:15:21,477
He seems confident, he seems established.
333
00:15:22,469 --> 00:15:25,080
- Established, you see
that's what I gotta be.
334
00:15:25,130 --> 00:15:28,509
- Not me man, I'm staying off the grid.
335
00:15:28,559 --> 00:15:30,188
- Look at all these guys
passing by out there.
336
00:15:30,238 --> 00:15:32,261
Same age as me, same background.
337
00:15:32,311 --> 00:15:34,038
But they all work at their firms making
338
00:15:34,088 --> 00:15:35,438
like 70 grand a year doing things
339
00:15:35,488 --> 00:15:36,865
people do in ordinary life that
340
00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:38,955
I don't even know about.
341
00:15:39,005 --> 00:15:42,035
Richard, how did all
these guys suddenly just,
342
00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,965
get it together?
343
00:15:44,015 --> 00:15:46,553
- It's the women that do it for them.
344
00:15:46,603 --> 00:15:48,027
They domesticate the man.
345
00:15:48,077 --> 00:15:50,211
The man rises to the woman's standard.
346
00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:51,331
You go to a single guys house,
347
00:15:51,381 --> 00:15:53,765
piss all around the floor near the toilet.
348
00:15:53,815 --> 00:15:55,419
Guy with a girlfriend, no piss.
349
00:15:55,469 --> 00:15:56,252
Why?
350
00:15:56,302 --> 00:15:58,245
Because she either makes
him clean it up every time,
351
00:15:58,295 --> 00:16:00,273
or he pees sitting down.
352
00:16:00,323 --> 00:16:03,019
- Yeah, heard about those guys.
353
00:16:03,069 --> 00:16:04,700
- So if you wanna be an established guy
354
00:16:04,750 --> 00:16:08,075
you have got to first get
with an established woman.
355
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:10,020
- Yeah, but I don't think women like guys
356
00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,533
that far beneath them.
357
00:16:11,583 --> 00:16:12,454
- And that's the paradox.
358
00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:14,765
You can't get established
without an established girl.
359
00:16:14,815 --> 00:16:15,956
But the established girl will only
360
00:16:16,006 --> 00:16:18,110
go out with an established guy.
361
00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:20,813
- So you have to trick the girl
362
00:16:20,863 --> 00:16:22,841
into believing you're established.
363
00:16:22,891 --> 00:16:23,822
- Bingo.
364
00:16:23,872 --> 00:16:25,278
(ringing)
365
00:16:25,328 --> 00:16:28,245
(slow paced music)
366
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:48,835
♪ Can I touch you to see if you're real ♪
367
00:16:50,038 --> 00:16:55,038
♪ Cause in nothing
there's something I feel ♪
368
00:16:56,565 --> 00:17:01,565
♪ Can my heart take the strain ♪
369
00:17:01,831 --> 00:17:06,831
♪ Or will it break down again ♪
370
00:17:09,332 --> 00:17:14,332
♪ In your lips I sense a danger ♪
371
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:20,234
♪ You've got the eyes of a stranger ♪
372
00:17:29,225 --> 00:17:30,146
- What?
373
00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:32,356
What the hell are you doing?
374
00:17:32,406 --> 00:17:34,371
- Time for a little magic.
375
00:17:34,421 --> 00:17:35,728
- It'll never work.
376
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:36,795
- I feel it.
377
00:17:36,845 --> 00:17:38,363
The time is right.
♪ Have I been sleeping ♪
378
00:17:38,413 --> 00:17:41,649
I'm doing this Richard.
♪ For all these years ♪
379
00:17:41,699 --> 00:17:46,699
♪ Is it magic that makes you appear ♪
380
00:17:48,220 --> 00:17:52,082
♪ When you walked in the room ♪
381
00:17:52,132 --> 00:17:55,382
♪ I felt my heart race ♪
382
00:17:57,046 --> 00:17:59,683
Can I help you find anything?
383
00:17:59,733 --> 00:18:01,483
- No I'm good thanks.
384
00:18:12,772 --> 00:18:14,855
- What do you have there?
385
00:18:18,988 --> 00:18:19,821
- 1984.
386
00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:23,989
- Great choice.
387
00:18:24,039 --> 00:18:25,789
You're gonna love it.
388
00:18:27,597 --> 00:18:28,380
- Really?
389
00:18:28,430 --> 00:18:31,956
I'm actually a little bit
embarrassed to be buying it.
390
00:18:32,006 --> 00:18:33,106
- Why?
391
00:18:33,156 --> 00:18:34,323
- Well I just feel like most people read
392
00:18:34,373 --> 00:18:36,041
this back in high school.
393
00:18:36,091 --> 00:18:37,194
They're gonna see me with
it and think I wasn't
394
00:18:37,244 --> 00:18:41,491
paying attention for like 10
years or something like that.
395
00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,354
- No, no, no, no they won't.
396
00:18:43,404 --> 00:18:44,707
Actually, you know, to be honest,
397
00:18:44,757 --> 00:18:46,057
I think they'll respect you for brushing
398
00:18:46,107 --> 00:18:47,561
up on your classics.
399
00:18:47,611 --> 00:18:50,253
It's a real sign of self-confidence.
400
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:51,179
- Really?
401
00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:53,120
- Well, I mean I can't speak for everyone,
402
00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:56,503
but I find it a very attractive quality.
403
00:18:58,061 --> 00:18:59,594
- Do you actually feel that way?
404
00:18:59,644 --> 00:19:00,477
- Sure.
405
00:19:01,574 --> 00:19:02,459
- Wow.
406
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:04,689
(laughing)
407
00:19:04,739 --> 00:19:07,236
I feel kind of relieved.
408
00:19:07,286 --> 00:19:11,476
I don't know why, but
that means a lot to me.
409
00:19:11,526 --> 00:19:14,938
- Well I've never seen you in here before.
410
00:19:14,988 --> 00:19:16,939
My name's John.
411
00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:20,043
- Just moved from BC, Vanessa.
412
00:19:20,093 --> 00:19:22,005
- Nice to meet you.
413
00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:25,055
Maybe you'd like to go out Saturday.
414
00:19:29,021 --> 00:19:30,043
- Sure.
415
00:19:30,093 --> 00:19:32,284
- I'm so sorry, I know
that was very abrupt.
416
00:19:32,334 --> 00:19:35,711
I just, well, I felt like I had to ask.
417
00:19:35,761 --> 00:19:37,425
- It's okay.
418
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:38,922
Here.
419
00:19:38,972 --> 00:19:41,243
Just put your number in my phone.
420
00:19:41,293 --> 00:19:42,126
- Great.
421
00:19:43,083 --> 00:19:43,916
- Yeah.
422
00:19:46,405 --> 00:19:50,148
- Well listen, well I'm really
looking forward to Saturday.
423
00:19:50,198 --> 00:19:51,746
Nice to meet you Vanessa.
424
00:19:51,796 --> 00:19:52,629
- You too.
425
00:19:53,629 --> 00:19:54,879
- Enjoy Orwell.
426
00:19:57,814 --> 00:19:59,489
That was not supposed to happen was it?
427
00:19:59,539 --> 00:20:00,322
- That was a fluke.
428
00:20:00,372 --> 00:20:03,181
The God of Eros was asleep at the wheel.
429
00:20:03,231 --> 00:20:05,398
What are you gonna do now?
430
00:20:07,990 --> 00:20:10,907
- Not screw things up for a change.
431
00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:15,163
(determined music)
432
00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,195
Okay.
433
00:20:19,245 --> 00:20:20,078
Okay yeah.
434
00:20:22,678 --> 00:20:25,667
Just remember, if you start
to lose control, just stop,
435
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:29,221
count to three, regain your composure.
436
00:20:29,271 --> 00:20:30,938
You can't lose this.
437
00:20:31,836 --> 00:20:32,947
Let's go!
438
00:20:32,997 --> 00:20:35,247
(grunting)
439
00:20:47,134 --> 00:20:50,444
- Well okay, let's just
say he's not my usual type,
440
00:20:50,494 --> 00:20:54,252
but I thought, what the heck you know?
441
00:20:54,302 --> 00:20:56,635
I might as well mix
things up for a change.
442
00:20:56,685 --> 00:20:58,935
(laughing)
443
00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,963
I gotta go.
444
00:21:03,013 --> 00:21:03,930
I gotta go.
445
00:21:05,837 --> 00:21:07,443
- Vanessa, hi.
446
00:21:07,493 --> 00:21:08,326
Wow, you,
447
00:21:10,853 --> 00:21:12,890
you look wonderful.
448
00:21:12,940 --> 00:21:13,723
How are you?
449
00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,253
- I'm great.
450
00:21:15,303 --> 00:21:16,303
How are you?
451
00:21:18,949 --> 00:21:20,924
- I'm on top of the world.
452
00:21:20,974 --> 00:21:23,224
(giggling)
453
00:21:25,426 --> 00:21:26,209
- [Vanessa] Exactly.
454
00:21:26,259 --> 00:21:27,305
- That's pretty funny.
455
00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:28,938
Yeah, I don't know.
456
00:21:30,954 --> 00:21:31,949
Wow.
457
00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:32,782
So let me get this straight,
458
00:21:32,832 --> 00:21:35,134
you picked up everything and just moved
459
00:21:35,184 --> 00:21:36,590
to Toronto, just like that?
460
00:21:36,640 --> 00:21:37,719
- Well I didn't come here blind.
461
00:21:37,769 --> 00:21:39,064
I had the job offer at the bank
462
00:21:39,114 --> 00:21:43,336
and the terms are great, so,
I'm a senior analyst now.
463
00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:47,465
- Wow, and what exactly
does an analyst do?
464
00:21:47,515 --> 00:21:49,649
- It's really beautiful in Vancouver.
465
00:21:49,699 --> 00:21:52,392
But I was just getting so bored you know?
466
00:21:52,442 --> 00:21:53,343
There was nothing happening there
467
00:21:53,393 --> 00:21:55,809
so I came here for some adventure.
468
00:21:55,859 --> 00:21:58,833
- Well I'm sure they had
a copy of 1984 in BC.
469
00:21:58,883 --> 00:22:01,234
You probably didn't have to
come all this way for that.
470
00:22:01,284 --> 00:22:02,503
- Yeah.
471
00:22:02,553 --> 00:22:05,934
- But seriously, I really
admire your bravery.
472
00:22:05,984 --> 00:22:07,823
- Oh no, no, I'm not brave.
473
00:22:07,873 --> 00:22:09,909
Once I got here I realized
I don't know anyone,
474
00:22:09,959 --> 00:22:11,812
I don't know anything.
475
00:22:11,862 --> 00:22:13,509
Last thing I feel is brave.
476
00:22:13,559 --> 00:22:15,521
- No but that's I guess what
I'm talking about alright.
477
00:22:15,571 --> 00:22:17,679
Like not anybody can just jump
478
00:22:17,729 --> 00:22:19,979
into the unknown like that.
479
00:22:21,005 --> 00:22:23,838
So tell me, what did you do in BC?
480
00:22:25,502 --> 00:22:28,308
- Listen, you are so sweet to listen to me
481
00:22:28,358 --> 00:22:30,137
talk about myself for so long,
482
00:22:30,187 --> 00:22:32,270
but let's talk about you.
483
00:22:33,327 --> 00:22:34,160
- Okay.
484
00:22:35,171 --> 00:22:36,439
What do you wanna know?
485
00:22:36,489 --> 00:22:38,596
- I don't know, everything.
486
00:22:38,646 --> 00:22:39,732
(laughing)
487
00:22:39,782 --> 00:22:41,283
Where do you see yourself in three years,
488
00:22:41,333 --> 00:22:43,257
what are your career goals, you know?
489
00:22:43,307 --> 00:22:44,253
- To be honest, I'm just taking it
490
00:22:44,303 --> 00:22:46,228
the way life throws it to me.
491
00:22:46,278 --> 00:22:50,747
- And how is it throwing
it to you right now?
492
00:22:50,797 --> 00:22:53,380
- Pretty relaxed, pretty chill.
493
00:22:54,479 --> 00:22:57,396
That's the way I like it now, so...
494
00:23:01,227 --> 00:23:02,759
- Maybe I should chill out more too.
495
00:23:02,809 --> 00:23:04,633
You know, my brothers
always telling me that.
496
00:23:04,683 --> 00:23:08,068
Nigel's like, "You just need
to be in the zone more."
497
00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:10,837
And if I was more zen I would probably be
498
00:23:10,887 --> 00:23:12,884
like less impulsive.
499
00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:14,788
Yeah, he's really into zen meditation.
500
00:23:14,838 --> 00:23:17,054
He says it's really good for his work.
501
00:23:17,104 --> 00:23:19,029
- And what does he do?
502
00:23:19,079 --> 00:23:20,705
- He's a consultant.
503
00:23:20,755 --> 00:23:22,893
- And what does he consult in?
504
00:23:22,943 --> 00:23:24,193
- Nigel is like
505
00:23:25,559 --> 00:23:27,948
my favorite person in the world.
506
00:23:27,998 --> 00:23:30,748
He's done so well for himself.
507
00:23:30,798 --> 00:23:32,174
He has more money rolling in than
508
00:23:32,224 --> 00:23:33,533
he knows what to do with.
509
00:23:33,583 --> 00:23:34,366
- [John] Wow.
510
00:23:34,416 --> 00:23:36,221
- Yeah, he's just got that magic touch.
511
00:23:36,271 --> 00:23:38,670
And he's probably right, if I was more zen
512
00:23:38,720 --> 00:23:40,365
I'd be less impulsive.
513
00:23:40,415 --> 00:23:43,236
- You know, I'm not even
sure what consultant means.
514
00:23:43,286 --> 00:23:46,532
- To be honest, I did something
really big the other week,
515
00:23:46,582 --> 00:23:49,415
and god I'm kind of regretting it.
516
00:23:50,424 --> 00:23:52,291
- Okay, you gotta tell me.
517
00:23:52,341 --> 00:23:53,592
- Okay.
518
00:23:53,642 --> 00:23:57,150
Well, so one of my only friends in town
519
00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:59,345
was looking for a place same time as me.
520
00:23:59,395 --> 00:24:00,439
And we both went to see this place
521
00:24:00,489 --> 00:24:01,809
that we both really liked.
522
00:24:01,859 --> 00:24:04,276
And so, we went halves on it.
523
00:24:05,626 --> 00:24:07,293
- Big decision, wow.
524
00:24:08,986 --> 00:24:10,798
Lots of potential fallout.
525
00:24:10,848 --> 00:24:13,446
- Exactly, I'm kind of
horrified by what I did.
526
00:24:13,496 --> 00:24:14,760
- Yeah, but same thing happened to me
527
00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:15,921
a couple of years ago.
528
00:24:15,971 --> 00:24:16,754
- Really?
529
00:24:16,804 --> 00:24:18,567
- Yeah, yeah, a buddy and I rented this
530
00:24:18,617 --> 00:24:20,737
tiny tiny place together.
531
00:24:20,787 --> 00:24:23,481
We threw up a curtain, divided it.
532
00:24:23,531 --> 00:24:25,302
Sometimes the curtain would fall down.
533
00:24:25,352 --> 00:24:27,711
One night he comes home
completely unexpected
534
00:24:27,761 --> 00:24:30,344
and well, there I am, you know.
535
00:24:34,074 --> 00:24:35,286
Jerking off.
536
00:24:35,336 --> 00:24:36,753
- Yeah, I got it.
537
00:24:38,300 --> 00:24:41,290
- So, not always the
best living arrangement.
538
00:24:41,340 --> 00:24:42,173
Clearly.
539
00:24:43,244 --> 00:24:44,827
- Good point, yeah.
540
00:24:46,772 --> 00:24:48,890
My situations a little
bit different though.
541
00:24:48,940 --> 00:24:50,656
- You got one of those stand up dividers,
542
00:24:50,706 --> 00:24:51,746
stretches out like an accordion?
543
00:24:51,796 --> 00:24:55,096
You know, those are smart
'cause those stay up.
544
00:24:55,146 --> 00:24:59,225
- No, it's just that it's a two bedroom.
545
00:24:59,275 --> 00:25:01,536
When I said that we were splitting it,
546
00:25:01,586 --> 00:25:05,008
I meant that we bought a condo together.
547
00:25:05,058 --> 00:25:07,897
- Oh wow, you bought a place?
548
00:25:07,947 --> 00:25:09,220
- Yeah.
549
00:25:09,270 --> 00:25:10,176
- That's big.
550
00:25:10,226 --> 00:25:11,226
That's huge.
551
00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:14,753
Congratulations.
552
00:25:14,803 --> 00:25:15,974
- Thanks.
553
00:25:16,024 --> 00:25:19,293
We might not get the
financing so who knows.
554
00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:20,958
- Well I'm glad it's a two bedroom
555
00:25:21,008 --> 00:25:22,552
'cause I actually still have that curtain
556
00:25:22,602 --> 00:25:24,904
and I was wondering if it
was right to lend it to you.
557
00:25:24,954 --> 00:25:27,032
It still has a stain.
558
00:25:27,082 --> 00:25:27,865
Yeah.
559
00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:28,698
- I would have passed.
560
00:25:28,748 --> 00:25:30,656
- That's a good call.
561
00:25:30,706 --> 00:25:34,039
(Vanessa clears throat)
562
00:25:44,248 --> 00:25:45,748
- One, two, three.
563
00:25:47,729 --> 00:25:49,182
- What are you doing?
564
00:25:49,232 --> 00:25:51,992
- Sorry, I didn't mean to talk out loud.
565
00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:52,875
I'm just
566
00:25:55,545 --> 00:25:58,712
remembering that I have to take these.
567
00:26:02,179 --> 00:26:03,429
My three pills.
568
00:26:05,050 --> 00:26:06,159
- Are you sick or?
569
00:26:06,209 --> 00:26:08,209
- No, no, I have cancer.
570
00:26:12,841 --> 00:26:13,624
- What?
571
00:26:13,674 --> 00:26:17,825
- No, no, these are to prevent the cancer.
572
00:26:17,875 --> 00:26:21,215
- There's pills to prevent cancer?
573
00:26:21,265 --> 00:26:23,354
- They're multivitamins.
574
00:26:23,404 --> 00:26:25,260
- With a prescription label on them?
575
00:26:25,310 --> 00:26:26,393
- Very multi.
576
00:26:31,203 --> 00:26:32,036
- Okay.
577
00:26:54,921 --> 00:26:56,617
- What's going on here?
578
00:26:56,667 --> 00:26:58,718
- It was just a kiss.
579
00:26:58,768 --> 00:27:02,864
Nothing really, I just I
thought, you know, a kiss.
580
00:27:02,914 --> 00:27:03,747
- Okay.
581
00:27:04,721 --> 00:27:05,504
- Too soon.
582
00:27:05,554 --> 00:27:06,810
- Yeah, you think?
583
00:27:06,860 --> 00:27:08,434
Do you even have the pills down yet?
584
00:27:08,484 --> 00:27:11,152
- At least two of them.
585
00:27:11,202 --> 00:27:14,118
- Okay, I think I'm gonna go.
586
00:27:14,168 --> 00:27:17,056
- No please, look, I can salvage this.
587
00:27:17,106 --> 00:27:18,523
God I'm so sorry.
588
00:27:19,546 --> 00:27:20,377
Things were going well.
589
00:27:20,427 --> 00:27:22,352
- Yeah, yeah they were.
590
00:27:22,402 --> 00:27:25,081
- I've had a really rough day,
591
00:27:25,131 --> 00:27:26,567
and I know I'm acting like a total weirdo
592
00:27:26,617 --> 00:27:29,284
and I do, I sincerely apologize.
593
00:27:30,339 --> 00:27:33,017
- Okay, it's okay, I understand.
594
00:27:33,067 --> 00:27:35,624
- Great, great, so let me take
you out next week some time
595
00:27:35,674 --> 00:27:37,401
and I can totally make it up to you.
596
00:27:37,451 --> 00:27:38,451
- Look John,
597
00:27:41,612 --> 00:27:42,930
I really like talking with you,
598
00:27:42,980 --> 00:27:46,647
but I don't think we
can continue with this.
599
00:27:49,084 --> 00:27:50,561
- There was a this?
600
00:27:50,611 --> 00:27:51,444
- No, no.
601
00:27:52,783 --> 00:27:54,746
Look, you're a really nice guy,
602
00:27:54,796 --> 00:27:58,065
we're in two completely
different places right now.
603
00:27:58,115 --> 00:27:59,058
- I don't know about that.
604
00:27:59,108 --> 00:28:01,186
I mean Bathurst really isn't
that far from Defferin--
605
00:28:01,236 --> 00:28:02,986
- In our lives, John.
606
00:28:04,764 --> 00:28:07,880
You know, I really like talking with you.
607
00:28:07,930 --> 00:28:09,418
You're a really nice guy.
608
00:28:09,468 --> 00:28:12,778
You were really nice to
me at the book store.
609
00:28:12,828 --> 00:28:15,052
Listen, if you wanna meet up as friends,
610
00:28:15,102 --> 00:28:16,874
totally down for hanging out again.
611
00:28:16,924 --> 00:28:18,203
- Okay, yeah.
612
00:28:18,253 --> 00:28:20,122
No, no, for sure.
613
00:28:20,172 --> 00:28:23,146
So yeah, I guess just call me
614
00:28:23,196 --> 00:28:25,946
the next time you wanna hang out.
615
00:28:28,878 --> 00:28:30,172
- Hey, I covered this okay.
616
00:28:30,222 --> 00:28:31,236
- Okay great.
617
00:28:31,286 --> 00:28:32,762
- You know what, let's just leave it
618
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,346
at the botched make-out.
619
00:28:34,396 --> 00:28:36,571
I think you've had enough for one night.
620
00:28:36,621 --> 00:28:38,225
- Fair.
621
00:28:38,275 --> 00:28:40,025
- [Vanessa] Bye John.
622
00:28:44,293 --> 00:28:46,543
(groaning)
623
00:28:47,638 --> 00:28:48,471
- Idiot.
624
00:28:50,367 --> 00:28:53,284
(slow paced music)
625
00:29:26,977 --> 00:29:28,144
God you idiot!
626
00:29:38,924 --> 00:29:40,257
One, two, three!
627
00:29:55,011 --> 00:29:57,178
(ringing)
628
00:29:58,147 --> 00:29:59,273
- Hello.
629
00:29:59,323 --> 00:30:03,081
- Amy, Amy hey, it's John
from the other night.
630
00:30:03,131 --> 00:30:03,964
- Oh, hi.
631
00:30:05,173 --> 00:30:07,094
- Listen, I want you
to know I got your text
632
00:30:07,144 --> 00:30:09,954
and I completely understood.
633
00:30:10,004 --> 00:30:12,978
But I wanted to call
and tell you something.
634
00:30:13,028 --> 00:30:14,351
- What is it?
635
00:30:14,401 --> 00:30:15,807
- I have amazing news.
636
00:30:15,857 --> 00:30:17,234
I just heard back from my specialist
637
00:30:17,284 --> 00:30:19,951
and I don't have cancer anymore.
638
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,211
- Wow, that is amazing news.
639
00:30:23,261 --> 00:30:24,044
- Isn't it?
640
00:30:24,094 --> 00:30:27,105
I mean I have a new lease on life.
641
00:30:27,155 --> 00:30:29,147
- I'm so happy for you.
642
00:30:29,197 --> 00:30:31,301
- So, what do ya say?
643
00:30:31,351 --> 00:30:32,899
- About what?
644
00:30:32,949 --> 00:30:34,273
- Well I mean being with me will now
645
00:30:34,323 --> 00:30:37,099
be a heartache free experience.
646
00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:39,113
So do you want to get together again soon?
647
00:30:39,163 --> 00:30:40,179
Maybe give it another go?
648
00:30:40,229 --> 00:30:42,856
I mean you and I, we had great energy
649
00:30:42,906 --> 00:30:45,239
if you know what I'm saying.
650
00:30:46,209 --> 00:30:48,848
- So you don't have any cancer at all?
651
00:30:48,898 --> 00:30:50,035
- Exactly.
652
00:30:50,085 --> 00:30:51,031
- Everything is fine?
653
00:30:51,081 --> 00:30:52,712
- Yeah, I have perfect health.
654
00:30:52,762 --> 00:30:54,250
Not a problem in the world.
655
00:30:54,300 --> 00:30:56,865
- Yeah, to be honest, I'm
really not that interested.
656
00:30:56,915 --> 00:30:58,748
You were pretty weird.
657
00:30:59,713 --> 00:31:00,496
- Wait, what?
658
00:31:00,546 --> 00:31:02,511
No, no, no, your text gave
me the impression that--
659
00:31:02,561 --> 00:31:04,009
- That was pity.
660
00:31:04,059 --> 00:31:05,703
I'm really glad you're feeling better
661
00:31:05,753 --> 00:31:08,170
but I'm super busy, gotta go.
662
00:31:17,891 --> 00:31:19,974
- Stupid freaking cancer!
663
00:31:26,541 --> 00:31:27,850
- [Narrator] Get lost asshole!
664
00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:31,983
- [Narrator] Yeah, we're
trying to make-out here!
665
00:31:36,744 --> 00:31:38,529
- This is my day.
666
00:31:38,579 --> 00:31:41,193
What do you think of this?
667
00:31:41,243 --> 00:31:43,837
"Calling all grade five and six girls.
668
00:31:43,887 --> 00:31:46,442
"Do you have what it takes
to tell it like it is?
669
00:31:46,492 --> 00:31:49,227
"Sign up for the public
speaking contest in the office.
670
00:31:49,277 --> 00:31:52,968
"Winners get certificates to Laser Quest."
671
00:31:53,018 --> 00:31:55,153
Girls like Laser Quest right?
672
00:31:55,203 --> 00:31:58,176
- I think I can confidently
say I don't know.
673
00:31:58,226 --> 00:32:00,191
And I don't care.
674
00:32:00,241 --> 00:32:02,551
- Oh man, you have no idea how stressful
675
00:32:02,601 --> 00:32:04,321
organizing this stuff is.
676
00:32:04,371 --> 00:32:05,204
- Try me.
677
00:32:06,316 --> 00:32:09,260
- Okay John, being on the
Parent Teacher Association
678
00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:11,669
not only opens you up to
all kinds of criticism,
679
00:32:11,719 --> 00:32:15,073
other parents and teachers,
but it also changes
680
00:32:15,123 --> 00:32:17,383
they way they view your child.
681
00:32:17,433 --> 00:32:19,343
Which creates a very difficult situation
682
00:32:19,393 --> 00:32:21,089
for everyone involved.
683
00:32:21,139 --> 00:32:23,047
- Then don't do it.
684
00:32:23,097 --> 00:32:25,698
Wait, why are you organizing
a public speaking contest?
685
00:32:25,748 --> 00:32:30,025
- Because Maria wants us to
get in on the ground floor.
686
00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:33,609
I don't know, she calls it
activist parenting or something.
687
00:32:33,659 --> 00:32:35,527
- Yeah it's creepy.
688
00:32:35,577 --> 00:32:37,153
Your kids in junior kindergarten
689
00:32:37,203 --> 00:32:40,064
and you're flouncing around
with grade five girls?
690
00:32:40,114 --> 00:32:40,897
- I'm not flouncing.
691
00:32:40,947 --> 00:32:42,457
Look, you don't have kids okay?
692
00:32:42,507 --> 00:32:43,297
You don't even know what it's like.
693
00:32:43,347 --> 00:32:45,481
- Yeah I don't even have
a girlfriend, thank you.
694
00:32:45,531 --> 00:32:46,840
- I'm sorry.
695
00:32:46,890 --> 00:32:48,042
Sorry it didn't work out with Vanessa
696
00:32:48,092 --> 00:32:49,472
but you know, it kinda sounds like--
697
00:32:49,522 --> 00:32:50,305
- Like I blew it?
698
00:32:50,355 --> 00:32:51,917
- Yeah, like you blew it.
699
00:32:51,967 --> 00:32:54,564
But it's okay, there'll be others.
700
00:32:54,614 --> 00:32:58,051
- Well I'm actually seeing
her again this weekend.
701
00:32:58,101 --> 00:32:59,059
We're gonna check out a couple of
702
00:32:59,109 --> 00:33:01,145
galleries on Queen West so.
703
00:33:01,195 --> 00:33:02,628
- So it's all back on?
704
00:33:02,678 --> 00:33:03,461
That's great.
705
00:33:03,511 --> 00:33:05,594
- Eh, it is and it isn't.
706
00:33:07,016 --> 00:33:08,243
- John don't speak to
me in in betweens man.
707
00:33:08,293 --> 00:33:10,046
Okay I'm making flyers all day alright.
708
00:33:10,096 --> 00:33:11,909
Just tell me like it is.
709
00:33:11,959 --> 00:33:13,253
- Alright look, when we parted it wasn't
710
00:33:13,303 --> 00:33:17,046
like she said "She screw
you jerk, get lost."
711
00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:20,462
It was more like, "Hey,
you're really cool,
712
00:33:20,512 --> 00:33:24,326
"but kinda weird, so
let's just be friends."
713
00:33:24,376 --> 00:33:25,796
- What, you're just gonna go out with her
714
00:33:25,846 --> 00:33:27,179
just as friends?
715
00:33:28,208 --> 00:33:29,500
- Yeah.
716
00:33:29,550 --> 00:33:31,408
And I don't know how I feel about it.
717
00:33:31,458 --> 00:33:33,495
- When girls say that, you're not supposed
718
00:33:33,545 --> 00:33:35,664
to actually go through with it.
719
00:33:35,714 --> 00:33:38,031
They still want nothing to do with you.
720
00:33:38,081 --> 00:33:39,840
It's just something they say because
721
00:33:39,890 --> 00:33:41,309
they don't have the guts to say
722
00:33:41,359 --> 00:33:42,959
"Screw you jerk, get lost."
723
00:33:43,009 --> 00:33:44,430
- Taylor, it's not my fault.
724
00:33:44,480 --> 00:33:45,647
She texted me.
725
00:33:46,735 --> 00:33:47,518
- Interesting.
726
00:33:47,568 --> 00:33:48,351
- Yeah.
727
00:33:48,401 --> 00:33:51,123
So, I'm gonna see it through.
728
00:33:51,173 --> 00:33:54,062
- Okay but that's energy, and time,
729
00:33:54,112 --> 00:33:56,078
and resources that would
be much better spent
730
00:33:56,128 --> 00:33:57,878
chasing another lead.
731
00:33:58,801 --> 00:34:03,608
Unless of course you actually
wanna be friends with her.
732
00:34:03,658 --> 00:34:05,221
(laughing)
733
00:34:05,271 --> 00:34:06,901
- Of course I don't.
734
00:34:06,951 --> 00:34:09,040
- I mean that's total madness right?
735
00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:11,614
- I mean did think that
I could be her friend
736
00:34:11,664 --> 00:34:12,598
for a little while.
737
00:34:12,648 --> 00:34:14,222
Let her get to know me better
738
00:34:14,272 --> 00:34:16,152
and then I could give it another shot.
739
00:34:16,202 --> 00:34:17,470
- No you can't okay.
740
00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:18,330
Once you go into the friend zone
741
00:34:18,380 --> 00:34:19,797
you stay in the friend zone.
742
00:34:19,847 --> 00:34:21,283
- But I can turn it around.
743
00:34:21,333 --> 00:34:24,094
- There's no turning it around alright.
744
00:34:24,144 --> 00:34:26,491
Many have tried, everyone has failed.
745
00:34:26,541 --> 00:34:29,134
Any man who says differently is a liar.
746
00:34:29,184 --> 00:34:32,102
- Look, transitions can
happen quite seamlessly.
747
00:34:32,152 --> 00:34:33,532
You my friend are living proof.
748
00:34:33,582 --> 00:34:35,462
One minute you're building
beer bongs with sorority gals,
749
00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:37,310
the next, you're the PTA guy.
750
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,267
- No, no, no, that's completely different.
751
00:34:40,317 --> 00:34:44,247
Alright, let me paint
you a picture here okay?
752
00:34:44,297 --> 00:34:47,644
When you're single, it's
all about finding the mate.
753
00:34:47,694 --> 00:34:49,675
Whether you're at the
bar with your buddies
754
00:34:49,725 --> 00:34:52,250
or playing sports, it's
still about gathering
755
00:34:52,300 --> 00:34:54,711
these ingredients that
make you the kind of guy
756
00:34:54,761 --> 00:34:57,500
who's gonna snag the perfect woman.
757
00:34:57,550 --> 00:34:58,409
Alright?
758
00:34:58,459 --> 00:35:01,054
It's primal, it's in our DNA.
759
00:35:01,104 --> 00:35:03,294
But then, once you have the family,
760
00:35:03,344 --> 00:35:05,411
the kids, and the wife, it's all about
761
00:35:05,461 --> 00:35:07,091
protecting the nest.
762
00:35:07,141 --> 00:35:09,228
Then you suddenly care about
763
00:35:09,278 --> 00:35:12,018
traffic calming zones, and PTA's,
764
00:35:12,068 --> 00:35:14,901
and making flyers for Laser Quest.
765
00:35:16,071 --> 00:35:17,449
- Well that's it then.
766
00:35:17,499 --> 00:35:19,814
Well that's it, that's
how I'll win over Vanessa.
767
00:35:19,864 --> 00:35:21,594
- Go to the community traffic forum?
768
00:35:21,644 --> 00:35:23,229
- No, no, no, listen, listen.
769
00:35:23,279 --> 00:35:24,563
So when young people, right,
770
00:35:24,613 --> 00:35:26,366
they're still in the dating realm.
771
00:35:26,416 --> 00:35:29,058
The friend zone switcheroo
can not be accomplished.
772
00:35:29,108 --> 00:35:29,891
- No.
773
00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:32,601
- But Vanessa and I, we're getting older.
774
00:35:32,651 --> 00:35:34,234
Okay times a ticking.
775
00:35:34,284 --> 00:35:35,681
So soon all of her dating conquests,
776
00:35:35,731 --> 00:35:36,827
they will all have failed.
777
00:35:36,877 --> 00:35:39,377
She will start to realize
that her ovaries are rotting
778
00:35:39,427 --> 00:35:41,994
and she will get the itch
to make the switch over.
779
00:35:42,044 --> 00:35:42,987
Trust me, I have seen this happen,
780
00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:44,611
and it happens fast.
781
00:35:44,661 --> 00:35:46,459
Who does she turn to?
782
00:35:46,509 --> 00:35:48,626
I'll tell ya, whoever's around.
783
00:35:48,676 --> 00:35:49,763
Me.
784
00:35:49,813 --> 00:35:51,874
- So now you're saying
you wanna marry this girl.
785
00:35:51,924 --> 00:35:55,620
- Well I'm not having
much luck dating her.
786
00:35:55,670 --> 00:35:57,297
- You're insane.
787
00:35:57,347 --> 00:35:58,180
But
788
00:35:59,419 --> 00:36:02,195
you may have some logic to your madness.
789
00:36:02,245 --> 00:36:03,078
But
790
00:36:03,940 --> 00:36:05,723
there are some risks involved.
791
00:36:05,773 --> 00:36:06,556
- Such as?
792
00:36:06,606 --> 00:36:09,445
- Well what if Mr. Right
comes along, then what?
793
00:36:09,495 --> 00:36:11,274
- No, I'll get rid of those guys.
794
00:36:11,324 --> 00:36:12,657
Smear campaigns.
795
00:36:13,607 --> 00:36:17,016
- The biggest pain to the friend zone
796
00:36:17,066 --> 00:36:18,899
is being the shoulder.
797
00:36:19,836 --> 00:36:21,074
- The shoulder?
798
00:36:21,124 --> 00:36:23,161
- The straight male support system.
799
00:36:23,211 --> 00:36:25,976
Okay, you never ever ever complain about
800
00:36:26,026 --> 00:36:28,261
a woman hanging out too
much with her friends
801
00:36:28,311 --> 00:36:29,198
or with gay dudes.
802
00:36:29,248 --> 00:36:31,395
Because those people allow us to escape
803
00:36:31,445 --> 00:36:34,694
this excruciating conversation.
804
00:36:34,744 --> 00:36:37,206
But the straight male support system guy,
805
00:36:37,256 --> 00:36:40,426
he's doomed to live that fate.
806
00:36:40,476 --> 00:36:42,036
- I have never played such a role.
807
00:36:42,086 --> 00:36:43,646
- Well I have.
808
00:36:43,696 --> 00:36:45,690
I mean for a little while
but I nipped it in the bud.
809
00:36:45,740 --> 00:36:47,189
But it's horrible, okay?
810
00:36:47,239 --> 00:36:49,336
They've got you on the
phone til three a.m.
811
00:36:49,386 --> 00:36:50,463
and they're talking about all these
812
00:36:50,513 --> 00:36:53,293
guys that they're dating
and how horrible they are.
813
00:36:53,343 --> 00:36:55,380
And she wishes she could just meet
814
00:36:55,430 --> 00:36:59,646
some nice, normal,
respectful guy like you.
815
00:36:59,696 --> 00:37:01,006
And it kills you inside.
816
00:37:01,056 --> 00:37:03,339
But then she drops this bomb.
817
00:37:03,389 --> 00:37:04,972
The sex is so good.
818
00:37:06,182 --> 00:37:08,372
She's gonna stay with the douche guys.
819
00:37:08,422 --> 00:37:09,615
- That's brutal.
820
00:37:09,665 --> 00:37:11,560
- It is brutal.
821
00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:15,159
Now, if it's on the
phone that's one thing.
822
00:37:15,209 --> 00:37:16,798
Because you can put the phone down
823
00:37:16,848 --> 00:37:18,797
and go make food or
824
00:37:18,847 --> 00:37:22,479
go jerk off to porn or do something else.
825
00:37:22,529 --> 00:37:24,362
But if it's in person,
826
00:37:26,211 --> 00:37:27,378
man sometimes,
827
00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,355
sometimes she puts her arm around you.
828
00:37:30,405 --> 00:37:31,188
- What?
829
00:37:31,238 --> 00:37:32,569
- Sometimes she's sitting in your lap.
830
00:37:32,619 --> 00:37:33,402
- No.
831
00:37:33,452 --> 00:37:36,265
- Sometimes she's just wearing a bra.
832
00:37:36,315 --> 00:37:37,098
- That's torture!
833
00:37:37,148 --> 00:37:37,944
- Yes, I know!
834
00:37:37,994 --> 00:37:40,084
Okay that's why no self-respecting man
835
00:37:40,134 --> 00:37:41,865
lives in the friend zone.
836
00:37:41,915 --> 00:37:43,754
Alright because to live in the friend zone
837
00:37:43,804 --> 00:37:45,637
is to live as a unich.
838
00:37:47,089 --> 00:37:47,872
- But the problem I have is,
839
00:37:47,922 --> 00:37:51,755
there is nobody else and
I want to pursue her.
840
00:37:54,554 --> 00:37:55,471
- I hate to
841
00:37:56,596 --> 00:37:59,738
support this path you're going on but
842
00:37:59,788 --> 00:38:01,239
if you wanna go on it,
843
00:38:01,289 --> 00:38:02,872
here's what you do.
844
00:38:04,985 --> 00:38:06,839
You find that perfect guy.
845
00:38:06,889 --> 00:38:09,608
Not the guy that she says that she wants.
846
00:38:09,658 --> 00:38:12,323
The guy that she keeps going back to okay.
847
00:38:12,373 --> 00:38:15,448
You find out who that guy is,
848
00:38:15,498 --> 00:38:17,915
and then you become that guy.
849
00:38:19,918 --> 00:38:22,071
- What do women want?
850
00:38:22,121 --> 00:38:24,038
What does Vanessa want?
851
00:38:25,753 --> 00:38:28,674
Are these questions even answerable?
852
00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:32,484
- The fact that you've asked the question
853
00:38:32,534 --> 00:38:34,201
is half the journey.
854
00:38:35,164 --> 00:38:36,747
You go forward son.
855
00:38:39,398 --> 00:38:41,148
It's too late for me.
856
00:38:47,994 --> 00:38:50,411
(rock music)
857
00:39:35,082 --> 00:39:37,263
- Alright, great, why
don't we set up right here.
858
00:39:37,313 --> 00:39:38,096
- Yeah sure.
859
00:39:38,146 --> 00:39:41,338
- Great, thanks again
for agreeing to do this.
860
00:39:41,388 --> 00:39:44,221
First let me get this guy rolling.
861
00:39:45,712 --> 00:39:47,239
- Sure.
862
00:39:47,289 --> 00:39:51,022
It's kind of a strange
place to do this no?
863
00:39:51,072 --> 00:39:51,879
- Okay.
864
00:39:51,929 --> 00:39:53,724
So just like the ad said, I want to talk
865
00:39:53,774 --> 00:39:56,113
to you about your dating experience.
866
00:39:56,163 --> 00:39:57,402
Sean I mentioned that I wanted
867
00:39:57,452 --> 00:40:01,697
to meet a guy who did well
with young professional women.
868
00:40:01,747 --> 00:40:05,747
So tell me, how would you
go about meeting them?
869
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,047
- I'll be at a bar right?
870
00:40:09,097 --> 00:40:11,108
And I'll be on my own just looking around
871
00:40:11,158 --> 00:40:13,262
and maybe there'll be a bunch of ladies,
872
00:40:13,312 --> 00:40:15,095
mostly keep to themselves,
but maybe there'll
873
00:40:15,145 --> 00:40:17,109
be one that keeps looking my way.
874
00:40:17,159 --> 00:40:19,592
So when her friends are in the ladies room
875
00:40:19,642 --> 00:40:21,432
or whatever, I'll go over and strike
876
00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:22,650
up a conversation.
877
00:40:22,700 --> 00:40:25,200
Now, I'm casual, but I'm firm.
878
00:40:26,439 --> 00:40:28,353
'Cause the ladies,
particularly the professionals,
879
00:40:28,403 --> 00:40:29,483
they like it firm.
880
00:40:29,533 --> 00:40:31,237
That's the key you know what I'm saying?
881
00:40:31,287 --> 00:40:32,441
They don't wanna be boss anymore,
882
00:40:32,491 --> 00:40:34,559
they wanna be bossed around.
883
00:40:34,609 --> 00:40:36,574
So I tell her, not so much asking,
884
00:40:36,624 --> 00:40:38,131
more like telling her,
885
00:40:38,181 --> 00:40:40,216
"Maybe you and me should meet up later."
886
00:40:40,266 --> 00:40:44,694
- Okay, so you think firmness
is a big part of this.
887
00:40:44,744 --> 00:40:46,434
- Yeah, you gotta be firm.
888
00:40:46,484 --> 00:40:48,336
'Cause she says yes and then we meet up
889
00:40:48,386 --> 00:40:49,597
at another bar right?
890
00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:54,310
But then a little bit
later, she's just begging.
891
00:40:54,360 --> 00:40:55,512
- For?
892
00:40:55,562 --> 00:40:56,773
- It.
893
00:40:56,823 --> 00:40:58,281
- Begging for it?
894
00:40:58,331 --> 00:40:59,831
- Oh yeah, for it.
895
00:41:01,298 --> 00:41:04,182
- Sean, what do you think it is about you
896
00:41:04,232 --> 00:41:07,128
in particular that makes her beg for it?
897
00:41:07,178 --> 00:41:08,011
- Well.
898
00:41:08,988 --> 00:41:09,821
Hey.
899
00:41:12,963 --> 00:41:13,796
Right?
900
00:41:14,834 --> 00:41:16,234
Right?
901
00:41:16,284 --> 00:41:17,478
- Sure, yeah.
902
00:41:17,528 --> 00:41:18,945
That makes sense.
903
00:41:19,807 --> 00:41:22,382
So Sean, do you carry yourself
904
00:41:22,432 --> 00:41:24,571
in any particular ways?
905
00:41:24,621 --> 00:41:26,048
- Well there's a lot of palookas out there
906
00:41:26,098 --> 00:41:29,890
and make no mistake,
Sean ain't no palooka.
907
00:41:29,940 --> 00:41:31,455
- No, no of course he's not.
908
00:41:31,505 --> 00:41:32,691
- So I don't whine.
909
00:41:32,741 --> 00:41:36,763
I'm not like, "Excuse me miss,
maybe if possible we could."
910
00:41:36,813 --> 00:41:38,369
No, no.
911
00:41:38,419 --> 00:41:39,676
When you're dealing with Sean he lays it
912
00:41:39,726 --> 00:41:40,823
on the table straight.
913
00:41:40,873 --> 00:41:42,203
And the ladies respond.
914
00:41:42,253 --> 00:41:44,129
They like the way I walk,
they like the way I talk.
915
00:41:44,179 --> 00:41:46,073
It's all good man.
916
00:41:46,123 --> 00:41:49,537
- Wow, you have covered
a lot of ground for me.
917
00:41:49,587 --> 00:41:53,033
And frankly, I don't know if
I have any more questions.
918
00:41:53,083 --> 00:41:54,534
- Well I was just getting started.
919
00:41:54,584 --> 00:41:56,077
- Oh, okay.
920
00:41:56,127 --> 00:41:57,759
Well what else did you have to say?
921
00:41:57,809 --> 00:41:58,759
- Don't you wanna hear all the details
922
00:41:58,809 --> 00:42:00,427
of what happens when I get the ladies
923
00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,529
up to my place huh?
924
00:42:01,579 --> 00:42:02,587
- Well I think--
925
00:42:02,637 --> 00:42:04,127
- Or maybe you want me to
pull it out right here.
926
00:42:04,177 --> 00:42:05,561
- Oh excuse me?
927
00:42:05,611 --> 00:42:07,359
- Do you want me to jerk off here or no?
928
00:42:07,409 --> 00:42:09,417
- Why the hell would you do that?
929
00:42:09,467 --> 00:42:12,317
- Is this some kind of joke?
930
00:42:12,367 --> 00:42:13,200
- Quiet!
931
00:42:14,687 --> 00:42:16,334
- You're the guy who puts up an ad
932
00:42:16,384 --> 00:42:18,569
saying that he wants a
good looking stallion
933
00:42:18,619 --> 00:42:19,845
for a solo video where he chats
934
00:42:19,895 --> 00:42:21,395
about what he does with his women.
935
00:42:21,445 --> 00:42:22,713
- No, no, no, no, Sean, Sean, Sean,
936
00:42:22,763 --> 00:42:25,761
there's clearly been some confusion here.
937
00:42:25,811 --> 00:42:27,150
I just wanted to meet
someone for dating advice,
938
00:42:27,200 --> 00:42:29,124
that is all, that is it.
939
00:42:29,174 --> 00:42:29,978
- So you don't want me to jerk off?
940
00:42:30,028 --> 00:42:31,702
- No, god please stop saying that.
941
00:42:31,752 --> 00:42:32,535
- Are you sure?
942
00:42:32,585 --> 00:42:33,368
- Yeah I'm sure.
943
00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:34,201
This is ridiculous.
944
00:42:34,251 --> 00:42:36,719
- Hey, it's what I do.
945
00:42:36,769 --> 00:42:38,965
Don't demean my profession.
946
00:42:39,015 --> 00:42:40,170
- I'm sorry.
947
00:42:40,220 --> 00:42:41,404
I'm very very sorry.
948
00:42:41,454 --> 00:42:42,695
Clearly there's been some
949
00:42:42,745 --> 00:42:44,662
large misunderstanding.
950
00:42:46,268 --> 00:42:48,518
Here, here is the 20 bucks.
951
00:42:49,604 --> 00:42:50,626
Thank you for coming out.
952
00:42:50,676 --> 00:42:51,459
- Okay well if you're paying anyway
953
00:42:51,509 --> 00:42:52,454
I can bring out--
954
00:42:52,504 --> 00:42:53,655
- We're done here, we are done.
955
00:42:53,705 --> 00:42:54,918
Done and done and done.
956
00:42:54,968 --> 00:42:55,751
Thank you.
957
00:42:55,801 --> 00:42:56,718
- Geez man.
958
00:42:57,752 --> 00:42:58,535
You know if you want some advice on
959
00:42:58,585 --> 00:42:59,747
how to be easy with the ladies
960
00:42:59,797 --> 00:43:01,531
you gotta learn to simmer down.
961
00:43:01,581 --> 00:43:03,154
Take it smooth.
962
00:43:03,204 --> 00:43:04,240
- That is a great point.
963
00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,819
And you are right, thank you.
964
00:43:05,869 --> 00:43:06,652
Yup.
965
00:43:06,702 --> 00:43:07,485
- Just saying.
966
00:43:07,535 --> 00:43:09,271
- Yup, thank you, thank you.
967
00:43:09,321 --> 00:43:10,154
Holy.
968
00:43:15,921 --> 00:43:18,148
The macho guys I am supposed to be like
969
00:43:18,198 --> 00:43:21,888
mess around on the side for 20 bucks.
970
00:43:21,938 --> 00:43:24,105
What the hell is going on?
971
00:43:25,274 --> 00:43:27,191
This project is doomed.
972
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,237
(groaning)
(ominous music)
973
00:43:41,485 --> 00:43:43,827
- Okay, what have we learned so far?
974
00:43:43,877 --> 00:43:45,157
It's all about the confidence,
975
00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:47,176
and the confidence is all about the walk.
976
00:43:47,226 --> 00:43:48,293
- Right, got you.
977
00:43:48,343 --> 00:43:50,714
- Show me your walk.
978
00:43:50,764 --> 00:43:51,764
- Okay okay.
979
00:43:56,710 --> 00:43:57,921
- Not natural at all.
980
00:43:57,971 --> 00:44:00,471
Go back, lead with your chest.
981
00:44:01,335 --> 00:44:06,085
Hurry up man, (speaks foreign language).
982
00:44:07,193 --> 00:44:09,420
Okay no, try with your chin.
983
00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:10,592
With the chin yeah.
984
00:44:10,642 --> 00:44:11,425
- [John] The actual chin?
985
00:44:11,475 --> 00:44:12,308
- Yes sir.
986
00:44:14,947 --> 00:44:16,566
Okay John no, no, no, no, no.
987
00:44:16,616 --> 00:44:17,888
Stop, stop, stop.
988
00:44:17,938 --> 00:44:18,975
Try with your dick.
989
00:44:19,025 --> 00:44:19,808
- With my what?
990
00:44:19,858 --> 00:44:22,105
- Your dick, lead with your groin.
991
00:44:22,155 --> 00:44:22,977
- This is ridiculous.
992
00:44:23,027 --> 00:44:24,277
- Hurry up man!
993
00:44:28,477 --> 00:44:29,310
- I don't.
994
00:44:32,289 --> 00:44:33,780
- It looks terrible man.
995
00:44:33,830 --> 00:44:35,636
- Look, I'm not a confident walker okay.
996
00:44:35,686 --> 00:44:36,723
I'm an awkward guy.
997
00:44:36,773 --> 00:44:38,115
We exist.
998
00:44:38,165 --> 00:44:41,519
- Okay, secret weapon, secret weapon.
999
00:44:41,569 --> 00:44:43,090
Okay, here.
1000
00:44:43,140 --> 00:44:45,309
- No, no, no, no, no,
I don't do suits okay.
1001
00:44:45,359 --> 00:44:46,527
I can't pull 'em off.
1002
00:44:46,577 --> 00:44:47,672
They don't look natural on me.
1003
00:44:47,722 --> 00:44:50,065
- John this is not a
suit, it's a sports coat.
1004
00:44:50,115 --> 00:44:51,427
- Pretty sure they're the same thing.
1005
00:44:51,477 --> 00:44:52,260
- I don't know the difference,
1006
00:44:52,310 --> 00:44:53,213
but I do know that if you call it
1007
00:44:53,263 --> 00:44:54,888
a sports coat it seems more natural
1008
00:44:54,938 --> 00:44:56,771
to just wear it about.
1009
00:44:58,309 --> 00:44:59,214
- Fine, I'll try it.
1010
00:44:59,264 --> 00:45:00,316
- Thank you.
1011
00:45:00,366 --> 00:45:01,149
- It's not gonna work.
1012
00:45:01,199 --> 00:45:02,699
- It's gonna work.
1013
00:45:09,356 --> 00:45:10,729
- Huh.
1014
00:45:10,779 --> 00:45:13,134
This actually doesn't feel too bad.
1015
00:45:13,184 --> 00:45:14,671
- It kinda molds you.
1016
00:45:14,721 --> 00:45:15,717
- I haven't worn one of these since
1017
00:45:15,767 --> 00:45:16,991
my grandfather's funeral.
1018
00:45:17,041 --> 00:45:17,979
- And that's the problem man,
1019
00:45:18,029 --> 00:45:19,561
the clothes make the man.
1020
00:45:19,611 --> 00:45:22,372
Now, walk, with your chest.
1021
00:45:22,422 --> 00:45:23,205
- Okay.
1022
00:45:23,255 --> 00:45:24,038
- Let's give it another shot.
1023
00:45:24,088 --> 00:45:25,088
- Okay okay.
1024
00:45:31,095 --> 00:45:32,724
- There it is.
1025
00:45:32,774 --> 00:45:34,262
- Not too shabby.
1026
00:45:34,312 --> 00:45:35,654
- That's a walk.
1027
00:45:35,704 --> 00:45:37,634
- I was almost strutting.
1028
00:45:37,684 --> 00:45:40,488
- We have made a man out of you after all.
1029
00:45:40,538 --> 00:45:42,621
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
1030
00:45:43,967 --> 00:45:45,340
Hello ladies.
1031
00:45:45,390 --> 00:45:48,081
May I interest you in a
vintage copy of Kafka.
1032
00:45:48,131 --> 00:45:49,867
Perhaps later we can have a little
1033
00:45:49,917 --> 00:45:52,000
metamorphosis of our own.
1034
00:45:53,357 --> 00:45:55,561
(laughing)
1035
00:45:55,611 --> 00:45:56,880
- I think we've done it man.
1036
00:45:56,930 --> 00:45:58,073
You can now confidently walk through
1037
00:45:58,123 --> 00:45:59,813
the galleries of Queen
West without holding
1038
00:45:59,863 --> 00:46:01,390
your head in shame.
1039
00:46:01,440 --> 00:46:03,420
- My bucket list gets shorter by the day.
1040
00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:04,337
- Come in for the real thing.
1041
00:46:04,387 --> 00:46:07,387
(upbeat rock music)
1042
00:46:49,916 --> 00:46:52,594
- [John] So, no condo after all huh?
1043
00:46:52,644 --> 00:46:54,698
- [Vanessa] No, we
couldn't get the mortgage.
1044
00:46:54,748 --> 00:46:56,581
At least not the terms we wanted.
1045
00:46:56,631 --> 00:46:58,626
It's for the best in the end.
1046
00:46:58,676 --> 00:47:01,509
- Oh see, now this, this is great.
1047
00:47:02,752 --> 00:47:05,758
- I never would of thought
you knew anything about art.
1048
00:47:05,808 --> 00:47:06,836
- Oh I don't.
1049
00:47:06,886 --> 00:47:08,413
But working at a book store you kinda
1050
00:47:08,463 --> 00:47:11,128
learn tidbits about everything.
1051
00:47:11,178 --> 00:47:12,895
- Are you gonna stay there a while?
1052
00:47:12,945 --> 00:47:14,226
- No, it's just short term.
1053
00:47:14,276 --> 00:47:15,059
- Oh yeah?
1054
00:47:15,109 --> 00:47:16,040
How long have you been there?
1055
00:47:16,090 --> 00:47:17,392
- Seven years.
1056
00:47:17,442 --> 00:47:19,406
But I'm actually thinking
about buying the place.
1057
00:47:19,456 --> 00:47:20,239
You know, the owner's getting old
1058
00:47:20,289 --> 00:47:22,855
and I figured I could get a loan.
1059
00:47:22,905 --> 00:47:25,291
- That would be cool
to own your own place.
1060
00:47:25,341 --> 00:47:26,308
- Yeah.
1061
00:47:26,358 --> 00:47:27,147
- But do you really think a bank
1062
00:47:27,197 --> 00:47:29,166
would give you a loan for a book store?
1063
00:47:29,216 --> 00:47:31,845
Isn't it a tough industry?
1064
00:47:31,895 --> 00:47:34,312
- Yeah maybe I won't do that.
1065
00:47:35,986 --> 00:47:38,140
- I used to work in a book
store when I was in school.
1066
00:47:38,190 --> 00:47:39,690
I really loved it.
1067
00:47:40,986 --> 00:47:44,240
- Yeah you should know
this wasn't my plan.
1068
00:47:44,290 --> 00:47:46,140
- Yeah for sure.
1069
00:47:46,190 --> 00:47:49,187
- I just don't have many
other options right now.
1070
00:47:49,237 --> 00:47:50,405
- Sure you do.
1071
00:47:50,455 --> 00:47:52,331
- Yeah well I've kinda used them all up.
1072
00:47:52,381 --> 00:47:53,214
- How?
1073
00:47:54,179 --> 00:47:55,490
- I spent a lot of years trying to
1074
00:47:55,540 --> 00:47:57,771
make it in some stupid band.
1075
00:47:57,821 --> 00:47:59,130
- That's awesome.
1076
00:47:59,180 --> 00:48:00,714
- Except I can't sing.
1077
00:48:00,764 --> 00:48:01,547
- Who cares?
1078
00:48:01,597 --> 00:48:03,076
Only the lead singer needs to sing.
1079
00:48:03,126 --> 00:48:05,626
- Yeah, I was the lead singer.
1080
00:48:06,622 --> 00:48:07,405
- Oh.
1081
00:48:07,455 --> 00:48:08,544
- Yeah.
1082
00:48:08,594 --> 00:48:10,415
- Well, at least you tried.
1083
00:48:10,465 --> 00:48:12,256
Can't say the same.
1084
00:48:12,306 --> 00:48:13,818
- What are you talking about?
1085
00:48:13,868 --> 00:48:17,112
You have your degree and
you're working in your field.
1086
00:48:17,162 --> 00:48:18,129
That's great.
1087
00:48:18,179 --> 00:48:20,461
- Yeah, and now I'm back at square one.
1088
00:48:20,511 --> 00:48:21,621
- Yeah but you have a great job here.
1089
00:48:21,671 --> 00:48:23,914
I'm sure your one in
Vancouver was pretty sweet.
1090
00:48:23,964 --> 00:48:25,654
- Nothing worth mentioning.
1091
00:48:25,704 --> 00:48:27,162
- Alright, well look at it this way.
1092
00:48:27,212 --> 00:48:30,062
Okay, you're starting a new chapter,
1093
00:48:30,112 --> 00:48:32,223
you're in a new city,
1094
00:48:32,273 --> 00:48:34,266
you're beautiful,
1095
00:48:34,316 --> 00:48:36,250
you're the toast of the town.
1096
00:48:36,300 --> 00:48:37,133
- Thanks.
1097
00:48:38,928 --> 00:48:41,399
- You don't need to be such a downer.
1098
00:48:41,449 --> 00:48:42,907
- Look who's talking.
1099
00:48:42,957 --> 00:48:44,751
- Hey, I have downer street cred.
1100
00:48:44,801 --> 00:48:47,096
I have a lot of downer experience.
1101
00:48:47,146 --> 00:48:48,396
I've earned it.
1102
00:48:49,963 --> 00:48:52,392
- This one is really good.
1103
00:48:52,442 --> 00:48:54,192
Totally wanna buy it.
1104
00:48:58,474 --> 00:49:01,715
- Look, I don't wanna tiptoe around
1105
00:49:01,765 --> 00:49:03,162
what happened the last time we hung out.
1106
00:49:03,212 --> 00:49:04,786
I just wanna get it off my chest
1107
00:49:04,836 --> 00:49:06,076
and I wanna say I'm really sorry for
1108
00:49:06,126 --> 00:49:08,647
everything that happened.
1109
00:49:08,697 --> 00:49:09,480
- It's okay.
1110
00:49:09,530 --> 00:49:11,764
- No, no, it's really not okay.
1111
00:49:11,814 --> 00:49:13,778
Because I have this apology conversation
1112
00:49:13,828 --> 00:49:15,925
with people all the time.
1113
00:49:15,975 --> 00:49:19,289
And it's becoming a pattern
and frankly, it has to stop.
1114
00:49:19,339 --> 00:49:20,507
- Look, honestly I think it's cool
1115
00:49:20,557 --> 00:49:23,810
that you're just willing
to hang out with me.
1116
00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:27,873
I didn't think you'd be okay
with just being friends.
1117
00:49:27,923 --> 00:49:29,256
- Totes magotes.
1118
00:49:30,374 --> 00:49:31,665
- Good, 'cause I could really use
1119
00:49:31,715 --> 00:49:34,480
a good friend right now.
1120
00:49:34,530 --> 00:49:35,322
- Really?
1121
00:49:35,372 --> 00:49:37,426
- Yes, I have been on a date with a
1122
00:49:37,476 --> 00:49:38,977
different guy every single day
1123
00:49:39,027 --> 00:49:41,241
and it's just getting too
much, you know what I mean?
1124
00:49:41,291 --> 00:49:44,107
Like I just need a break.
1125
00:49:44,157 --> 00:49:47,239
- Yeah, I'm actually
just coming off a break.
1126
00:49:47,289 --> 00:49:49,078
I was hoping to jump right back on.
1127
00:49:49,128 --> 00:49:50,239
- Yeah, I keep trying that
1128
00:49:50,289 --> 00:49:52,848
but I just can't say no.
1129
00:49:52,898 --> 00:49:54,299
- It's tough out there.
1130
00:49:54,349 --> 00:49:55,359
Like a jungle.
1131
00:49:55,409 --> 00:49:56,662
- Tell me about it.
1132
00:49:56,712 --> 00:49:58,317
On the West Coast they come
up to you and ask you out,
1133
00:49:58,367 --> 00:49:59,575
but here it's unrelenting.
1134
00:49:59,625 --> 00:50:00,792
Bam, bam, bam.
1135
00:50:01,990 --> 00:50:03,274
- Bam?
1136
00:50:03,324 --> 00:50:06,659
- Yeah, that's another thing, the sex.
1137
00:50:06,709 --> 00:50:09,449
- Oh wow, you're taking
a break from that too.
1138
00:50:09,499 --> 00:50:11,974
I hear ya, I've done the same at times.
1139
00:50:12,024 --> 00:50:13,408
Self-imposed of course.
1140
00:50:13,458 --> 00:50:15,365
- No, not a break from that.
1141
00:50:15,415 --> 00:50:17,093
I mean I wish, but I just keep doing it,
1142
00:50:17,143 --> 00:50:18,338
and doing it, and doing it.
1143
00:50:18,388 --> 00:50:22,904
Even though I tell myself
not to, it's exhausting.
1144
00:50:22,954 --> 00:50:25,035
- Well, good news,
1145
00:50:25,085 --> 00:50:26,980
'cause this is your night off
1146
00:50:27,030 --> 00:50:27,863
from that.
1147
00:50:29,261 --> 00:50:30,244
- Yeah!
1148
00:50:30,294 --> 00:50:32,532
And isn't it fantastic?
1149
00:50:32,582 --> 00:50:35,580
I could just take a deep
breath in and relax.
1150
00:50:35,630 --> 00:50:36,630
No pressure.
1151
00:50:37,512 --> 00:50:38,794
Normally at this point there would be
1152
00:50:38,844 --> 00:50:41,044
all that tension about if
we're gonna do it later.
1153
00:50:41,094 --> 00:50:43,524
Or at a bar it would like,
"Oh if he's paying too much
1154
00:50:43,574 --> 00:50:45,063
"now I have to go through with it."
1155
00:50:45,113 --> 00:50:47,887
Just like the mental
calculations that don't end.
1156
00:50:47,937 --> 00:50:51,604
And yet for us, we both
know where we stand.
1157
00:50:52,525 --> 00:50:53,358
- Yeah.
1158
00:50:58,743 --> 00:51:00,943
- Isn't it awesome.
1159
00:51:00,993 --> 00:51:04,299
- Totally liberating.
(slow paced music)
1160
00:51:04,349 --> 00:51:06,016
- You'll survive it.
1161
00:51:08,101 --> 00:51:09,601
- I have no doubt.
1162
00:51:14,703 --> 00:51:19,703
♪ He's changing lanes ♪
1163
00:51:21,230 --> 00:51:23,601
♪ Sees his chance ♪
1164
00:51:23,651 --> 00:51:28,357
♪ He passes up ahead ♪
1165
00:51:28,407 --> 00:51:31,864
♪ She's losing him ♪
1166
00:51:31,914 --> 00:51:35,390
♪ In romantic traffic ♪
1167
00:51:35,440 --> 00:51:39,169
♪ A place with no signs ♪
1168
00:51:39,219 --> 00:51:44,219
♪ To tell you where they're going to ♪
1169
00:51:46,561 --> 00:51:49,858
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1170
00:51:49,908 --> 00:51:52,991
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1171
00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:56,371
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1172
00:51:56,421 --> 00:52:01,421
♪ Oh-oh, oh-oh ♪
1173
00:52:02,990 --> 00:52:07,990
♪ She's changing lanes ♪
1174
00:52:09,413 --> 00:52:11,666
♪ A bit too slow ♪
1175
00:52:11,716 --> 00:52:16,716
♪ Someone hits her from behind ♪
1176
00:52:16,819 --> 00:52:20,340
♪ And she finds new love ♪
1177
00:52:20,390 --> 00:52:23,863
♪ In romantic traffic ♪
1178
00:52:23,913 --> 00:52:27,575
♪ A place where dreams ♪
1179
00:52:27,625 --> 00:52:32,625
♪ Turn off and on like the street lights ♪
1180
00:52:34,800 --> 00:52:37,984
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1181
00:52:38,034 --> 00:52:41,495
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1182
00:52:41,545 --> 00:52:46,239
♪ In romantic traffic ♪
1183
00:52:46,289 --> 00:52:48,354
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1184
00:52:48,404 --> 00:52:51,718
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1185
00:52:51,768 --> 00:52:55,171
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1186
00:52:55,221 --> 00:53:00,221
♪ In romantic traffic ♪
1187
00:53:00,222 --> 00:53:02,222
♪ Oh-oh ♪
1188
00:53:17,912 --> 00:53:21,662
♪ I'm driving in it ♪
1189
00:53:21,712 --> 00:53:23,460
♪ Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do ♪
1190
00:53:23,510 --> 00:53:25,387
I'll bet you were the uber preppy one.
1191
00:53:25,437 --> 00:53:26,290
- I wasn't.
1192
00:53:26,340 --> 00:53:27,624
- No, no, even better, even better.
1193
00:53:27,674 --> 00:53:28,552
I bet you were the girl in class
1194
00:53:28,602 --> 00:53:30,782
that wrote in those girly
little bubble letters.
1195
00:53:30,832 --> 00:53:32,624
- John, if you must know,
1196
00:53:32,674 --> 00:53:34,074
I was suspended.
1197
00:53:34,124 --> 00:53:35,570
- Ooh for what?
1198
00:53:35,620 --> 00:53:39,134
- We smashed the principles
car windshield in grade six.
1199
00:53:39,184 --> 00:53:40,570
- That's actually pretty badass.
1200
00:53:40,620 --> 00:53:42,356
- Yeah exactly.
1201
00:53:42,406 --> 00:53:43,818
What's the worst thing got up to?
1202
00:53:43,868 --> 00:53:45,457
Forgetting to go to book club one week?
1203
00:53:45,507 --> 00:53:46,791
- Can you just back off?
1204
00:53:46,841 --> 00:53:48,547
Okay I was a very sensitive young man.
1205
00:53:48,597 --> 00:53:49,979
- Awe so lame.
1206
00:53:50,029 --> 00:53:51,779
- [Narrator] Vanessa.
1207
00:53:53,786 --> 00:53:54,953
- Hey, Javier.
1208
00:53:55,889 --> 00:53:58,578
- [Javier] Hi, I'm Javier.
1209
00:53:58,628 --> 00:53:59,411
Who are you?
1210
00:53:59,461 --> 00:54:02,294
- Hey, I'm John, nice to meet you.
1211
00:54:03,472 --> 00:54:04,305
- Hey.
1212
00:54:09,460 --> 00:54:10,972
- So what's shaking?
1213
00:54:11,022 --> 00:54:13,864
- Oh not much, we're just hanging out.
1214
00:54:13,914 --> 00:54:15,962
I told you about my friend John right?
1215
00:54:16,012 --> 00:54:17,227
- Oh.
1216
00:54:17,277 --> 00:54:19,168
You're the weird guy.
1217
00:54:19,218 --> 00:54:20,486
- I never said that.
1218
00:54:20,536 --> 00:54:22,342
- Yeah, yeah that's me.
1219
00:54:22,392 --> 00:54:24,733
Creepy John they call me.
1220
00:54:24,783 --> 00:54:26,418
- Why do they call you that?
1221
00:54:26,468 --> 00:54:28,026
- It's a joke.
1222
00:54:28,076 --> 00:54:29,418
- I'd be pissed if my
friends called me that.
1223
00:54:29,468 --> 00:54:32,682
- No, no, I mean it's a
joke I made right now.
1224
00:54:32,732 --> 00:54:34,553
Besides, they wouldn't
call you creepy Javier.
1225
00:54:34,603 --> 00:54:37,353
They'd probably call you like hazy Javier.
1226
00:54:37,403 --> 00:54:38,756
- Are you making fun of my lazy eye?
1227
00:54:38,806 --> 00:54:39,871
- What, no, god no.
1228
00:54:39,921 --> 00:54:42,426
No your eyes look perfect.
1229
00:54:42,476 --> 00:54:43,501
- Yeah, that's right.
1230
00:54:43,551 --> 00:54:46,791
- Okay, so we're just
having fun, right guys?
1231
00:54:46,841 --> 00:54:47,851
- Speaking of.
1232
00:54:47,901 --> 00:54:48,684
- Yeah.
1233
00:54:48,734 --> 00:54:49,557
- [Javier] I was meeting
a couple pals here.
1234
00:54:49,607 --> 00:54:51,110
We're gonna head to the
bowling alley downtown.
1235
00:54:51,160 --> 00:54:52,038
You wanna come?
1236
00:54:52,088 --> 00:54:53,965
- Yeah, it sounds awesome.
1237
00:54:54,015 --> 00:54:55,913
- You in creepy?
1238
00:54:55,963 --> 00:54:57,231
- No, thank you.
1239
00:54:57,281 --> 00:55:00,147
I actually have a job
interview in the morning so--
1240
00:55:00,197 --> 00:55:00,980
- Wait what?
1241
00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:02,494
You never mentioned that.
1242
00:55:02,544 --> 00:55:04,234
- Yeah, yeah, it's nothing really.
1243
00:55:04,284 --> 00:55:05,773
I mean I don't really expect
anything to come from it.
1244
00:55:05,823 --> 00:55:07,629
I just putting out feelers.
1245
00:55:07,679 --> 00:55:09,715
- Well good luck.
1246
00:55:09,765 --> 00:55:10,598
- Thanks.
1247
00:55:11,750 --> 00:55:13,077
Well yeah, I should go.
1248
00:55:13,127 --> 00:55:14,295
I'm gonna leave this.
1249
00:55:14,345 --> 00:55:15,412
- John you don't have to.
1250
00:55:15,462 --> 00:55:17,195
- I insist, I wanna cover yours.
1251
00:55:17,245 --> 00:55:19,412
Javier, great to meet you.
1252
00:55:26,266 --> 00:55:27,650
(laughing)
1253
00:55:27,700 --> 00:55:30,117
(rock music)
1254
00:55:56,505 --> 00:55:59,088
(loud tapping)
1255
00:56:02,680 --> 00:56:03,513
Sorry.
1256
00:56:30,590 --> 00:56:33,587
- So why do you wanna become an analyst?
1257
00:56:33,637 --> 00:56:36,487
- I appreciate the question.
1258
00:56:36,537 --> 00:56:38,780
After a lot of reflection
I believe that my future
1259
00:56:38,830 --> 00:56:42,242
is not in the book sales industry.
1260
00:56:42,292 --> 00:56:44,259
And the analytic skills
that I have developed
1261
00:56:44,309 --> 00:56:48,976
over the years would allow
me to flourish as an analyst.
1262
00:56:51,269 --> 00:56:53,063
- Okay, so what would you
say you learned the most
1263
00:56:53,113 --> 00:56:56,863
while earning your degree
in Women's Studies?
1264
00:56:58,070 --> 00:56:59,965
- Well I can definitely
tell you after four
1265
00:57:00,015 --> 00:57:04,015
years of study I still
know nothing about women.
1266
00:57:04,914 --> 00:57:07,273
- So information retention
isn't your strength?
1267
00:57:07,323 --> 00:57:09,187
- No, no, no, no I wouldn't say that.
1268
00:57:09,237 --> 00:57:11,840
No, I just mean that I thrive on putting
1269
00:57:11,890 --> 00:57:14,640
myself in challenging situations.
1270
00:57:16,503 --> 00:57:17,336
- Okay.
1271
00:57:18,401 --> 00:57:21,251
So we're going to do
a self-evaluation now.
1272
00:57:21,301 --> 00:57:22,844
I'll give you a series of questions
1273
00:57:22,894 --> 00:57:25,354
and you will rate yourself
on a scale of one to 10,
1274
00:57:25,404 --> 00:57:27,067
with one being the lowest
rating you can give yourself
1275
00:57:27,117 --> 00:57:29,530
and 10 being the highest, okay?
1276
00:57:29,580 --> 00:57:33,913
- So I can just give myself
whatever ranking I want?
1277
00:57:36,945 --> 00:57:39,390
- The goal here, is provide an accurate
1278
00:57:39,440 --> 00:57:43,390
assessment of your
skills in the workplace.
1279
00:57:43,440 --> 00:57:44,273
- Okay.
1280
00:57:45,874 --> 00:57:47,699
- Alright then, and how would you rank
1281
00:57:47,749 --> 00:57:49,916
your communication skills?
1282
00:57:52,985 --> 00:57:53,818
- Nine?
1283
00:57:55,258 --> 00:57:56,258
- Excellent.
1284
00:57:58,321 --> 00:58:01,196
- And how would you rank
your analytic skills?
1285
00:58:01,246 --> 00:58:02,721
- Nine?
1286
00:58:02,771 --> 00:58:04,113
- Your interpersonal skills?
1287
00:58:04,163 --> 00:58:05,026
- Oh that's a 10.
1288
00:58:05,076 --> 00:58:07,455
That is definitely a 10.
1289
00:58:07,505 --> 00:58:10,386
- Excellent, and how about
your leadership skills?
1290
00:58:10,436 --> 00:58:13,014
- Well, let's say eight.
1291
00:58:13,064 --> 00:58:15,187
You know, I'm not looking to make CEO.
1292
00:58:15,237 --> 00:58:16,070
Yet.
1293
00:58:18,691 --> 00:58:21,523
- Okay, now I see here you ran a
1294
00:58:21,573 --> 00:58:24,597
girls public speaking contest.
1295
00:58:24,647 --> 00:58:25,436
Tell me about that.
1296
00:58:25,486 --> 00:58:27,031
- Yes, yes, that is just a little
1297
00:58:27,081 --> 00:58:29,121
pet project of mine.
1298
00:58:29,171 --> 00:58:31,311
I just, I firmly believe that it's
1299
00:58:31,361 --> 00:58:34,859
very important to give
back to the community.
1300
00:58:34,909 --> 00:58:39,588
Because if girls don't have
a voice in our society,
1301
00:58:39,638 --> 00:58:40,805
we can't grow.
1302
00:58:53,382 --> 00:58:54,215
Sorry.
1303
00:58:55,626 --> 00:58:56,626
- Well John,
1304
00:58:58,192 --> 00:59:00,620
I will give your application
to our staffing consultants
1305
00:59:00,670 --> 00:59:03,538
and if something comes
up they'll be in touch.
1306
00:59:03,588 --> 00:59:04,371
- That's it?
1307
00:59:04,421 --> 00:59:05,421
- That's it.
1308
00:59:06,296 --> 00:59:07,379
- How'd I do?
1309
00:59:08,244 --> 00:59:09,470
- I can't disclose that.
1310
00:59:09,520 --> 00:59:10,353
- Right.
1311
00:59:11,213 --> 00:59:14,713
- But we appreciate you coming here today.
1312
00:59:16,770 --> 00:59:18,020
- I start next week.
1313
00:59:18,070 --> 00:59:20,490
- What the hell is a Junior
Logistics Analyst anyway?
1314
00:59:20,540 --> 00:59:22,850
- No clue, isn't it great?
1315
00:59:22,900 --> 00:59:24,287
- Yeah, really great.
1316
00:59:24,337 --> 00:59:25,578
- Oh come on.
1317
00:59:25,628 --> 00:59:26,411
- What?
1318
00:59:26,461 --> 00:59:27,477
You expect me to be happy about this?
1319
00:59:27,527 --> 00:59:29,549
- Yes, I'm moving up.
1320
00:59:29,599 --> 00:59:30,698
- You're selling out.
1321
00:59:30,748 --> 00:59:31,942
- How?
1322
00:59:31,992 --> 00:59:33,506
I'm just getting a permanent job.
1323
00:59:33,556 --> 00:59:35,014
- You already have one.
1324
00:59:35,064 --> 00:59:36,756
- I'm not going anywhere here.
1325
00:59:36,806 --> 00:59:38,046
This isn't a career.
1326
00:59:38,096 --> 00:59:39,770
- Because we already have careers.
1327
00:59:39,820 --> 00:59:40,917
We're artists!
1328
00:59:40,967 --> 00:59:43,094
This is what we do to support our careers!
1329
00:59:43,144 --> 00:59:45,140
- We are not artists.
1330
00:59:45,190 --> 00:59:48,702
I sang in a band once and you
draw cartoons on the side.
1331
00:59:48,752 --> 00:59:49,954
- That's my art!
1332
00:59:50,004 --> 00:59:51,172
That's what I'm passionate about.
1333
00:59:51,222 --> 00:59:52,169
Don't knock that.
1334
00:59:52,219 --> 00:59:53,503
- I know.
1335
00:59:53,553 --> 00:59:55,290
And you should pursue your passion okay.
1336
00:59:55,340 --> 00:59:57,460
But you're 23 years old.
1337
00:59:57,510 --> 00:59:58,928
You might have a graphic novel coming out
1338
00:59:58,978 --> 00:59:59,761
in a year or two.
1339
00:59:59,811 --> 01:00:00,985
I won't.
1340
01:00:01,035 --> 01:00:03,305
We're in totally different
places in our lives.
1341
01:00:03,355 --> 01:00:04,826
- But we're buddies man.
1342
01:00:04,876 --> 01:00:06,890
We're partners in crime,
we solve mysteries.
1343
01:00:06,940 --> 01:00:10,357
- We help people find alphabetized books.
1344
01:00:11,707 --> 01:00:13,990
Look, my time with Vanessa
has made me realize
1345
01:00:14,040 --> 01:00:15,845
I wanna know where I'll be
1346
01:00:15,895 --> 01:00:17,836
and what I'll be doing
five years from now.
1347
01:00:17,886 --> 01:00:18,690
- You know, I knew that harlot
1348
01:00:18,740 --> 01:00:21,323
would get between our bromance.
1349
01:00:22,395 --> 01:00:24,607
- Every bromance comes to an end.
1350
01:00:24,657 --> 01:00:27,259
- But you were my first man.
1351
01:00:27,309 --> 01:00:30,101
- I promise you I won't be your last.
1352
01:00:30,151 --> 01:00:33,734
Not every bro could
rock glasses like that.
1353
01:00:35,039 --> 01:00:37,599
(laughing)
1354
01:00:37,649 --> 01:00:39,613
- Thanks brother.
1355
01:00:39,663 --> 01:00:41,005
It's just I'm gonna miss you man.
1356
01:00:41,055 --> 01:00:43,972
- Yeah, we've had some great times.
1357
01:00:48,158 --> 01:00:49,953
- I want you to have these.
1358
01:00:50,003 --> 01:00:52,230
- No, I can't take them.
1359
01:00:52,280 --> 01:00:53,270
- No really.
1360
01:00:53,320 --> 01:00:55,215
I wanna give you my signature look.
1361
01:00:55,265 --> 01:00:56,476
- No seriously, I can't take those.
1362
01:00:56,526 --> 01:00:57,547
I'll look like an idiot.
1363
01:00:57,597 --> 01:00:58,707
I mean they work for your face
1364
01:00:58,757 --> 01:01:00,424
but eh eh, not mine.
1365
01:01:01,398 --> 01:01:03,103
- Yeah that's true.
1366
01:01:03,153 --> 01:01:03,986
Sorry.
1367
01:01:05,833 --> 01:01:08,710
- It's just a temp position,
a three month contract.
1368
01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:09,972
- Well it's still something.
1369
01:01:10,022 --> 01:01:13,164
You probably beat out a
lot of people to get it.
1370
01:01:13,214 --> 01:01:16,455
- Yeah, I guess you just
have to sell yourself.
1371
01:01:16,505 --> 01:01:18,601
- Exactly, that's what Nigel always says.
1372
01:01:18,651 --> 01:01:20,414
Sell, sell, sell.
1373
01:01:20,464 --> 01:01:22,056
- I am really looking
forward to meeting him
1374
01:01:22,106 --> 01:01:23,374
at your party tomorrow.
1375
01:01:23,424 --> 01:01:25,652
- [Vanessa] Yeah it should be a blast.
1376
01:01:25,702 --> 01:01:28,826
I hear he's bringing like 10 girlfriends.
1377
01:01:28,876 --> 01:01:30,551
- I thought he wasn't from here?
1378
01:01:30,601 --> 01:01:31,608
- Oh he's not.
1379
01:01:31,658 --> 01:01:32,886
But his popularity with the ladies
1380
01:01:32,936 --> 01:01:35,103
stretches from sea to sea.
1381
01:01:36,664 --> 01:01:37,497
- Huh.
1382
01:01:38,547 --> 01:01:40,297
Will Javier be there?
1383
01:01:44,161 --> 01:01:46,244
- [Vanessa] I'm not sure.
1384
01:01:47,131 --> 01:01:49,298
- So what's with you guys?
1385
01:01:50,624 --> 01:01:52,417
- [Vanessa] What do you mean?
1386
01:01:52,467 --> 01:01:56,697
- I don't know, I mean
are you like a couple?
1387
01:01:56,747 --> 01:02:00,162
- No, I told you, I'm
not looking for anything.
1388
01:02:00,212 --> 01:02:05,034
- I know, I know, that's
why I'm asking, obviously.
1389
01:02:05,084 --> 01:02:07,412
- He is just someone
1390
01:02:07,462 --> 01:02:09,795
who I have a good time with.
1391
01:02:11,156 --> 01:02:13,489
- Well that is, that's nice.
1392
01:02:14,984 --> 01:02:16,651
- Yeah it is, it is.
1393
01:02:20,264 --> 01:02:23,203
(groaning)
1394
01:02:23,253 --> 01:02:24,595
- What are you doing?
1395
01:02:24,645 --> 01:02:28,312
- I'm just taking off
my pants, comfortable.
1396
01:02:33,456 --> 01:02:34,289
- Mm hmm.
1397
01:02:39,246 --> 01:02:41,616
- It's too bad though.
1398
01:02:41,666 --> 01:02:42,833
- What's that?
1399
01:02:43,681 --> 01:02:45,127
- [Vanessa] With Javier.
1400
01:02:45,177 --> 01:02:46,705
I know it wouldn't go anywhere
1401
01:02:46,755 --> 01:02:48,672
even if I wanted it to.
1402
01:02:50,904 --> 01:02:51,737
- Why not?
1403
01:02:53,092 --> 01:02:55,824
- Well I'm really attracted
to him physically,
1404
01:02:55,874 --> 01:02:58,124
if you know what I mean but
1405
01:02:59,039 --> 01:03:02,289
he's just missing all that other stuff.
1406
01:03:03,530 --> 01:03:04,743
- What other stuff?
1407
01:03:04,793 --> 01:03:08,126
- I don't know, he doesn't listen to me.
1408
01:03:08,984 --> 01:03:11,484
Well at least not like you do.
1409
01:03:15,685 --> 01:03:17,607
And we don't laugh.
1410
01:03:17,657 --> 01:03:19,854
I mean we do, we do.
1411
01:03:19,904 --> 01:03:22,202
But it's not witty.
1412
01:03:22,252 --> 01:03:24,419
It's just like, dumb shit.
1413
01:03:25,963 --> 01:03:29,146
- Well having fun is important.
1414
01:03:29,196 --> 01:03:30,446
- It is, it is.
1415
01:03:31,589 --> 01:03:33,090
And doing different things,
1416
01:03:33,140 --> 01:03:35,294
like Javier would never suggest that
1417
01:03:35,344 --> 01:03:38,427
we go to an art gallery like you did.
1418
01:03:39,561 --> 01:03:41,411
(shattering)
1419
01:03:41,461 --> 01:03:42,950
What was that?
1420
01:03:43,000 --> 01:03:43,920
- Nothing.
1421
01:03:43,970 --> 01:03:47,220
- Oh, I thought I heard breaking glass.
1422
01:03:48,711 --> 01:03:51,128
(rock music)
1423
01:04:12,189 --> 01:04:13,821
- [John] Hi.
1424
01:04:13,871 --> 01:04:14,948
- Hi.
1425
01:04:14,998 --> 01:04:18,171
I'm just setting up the music.
1426
01:04:18,221 --> 01:04:19,638
Are those for me?
1427
01:04:20,715 --> 01:04:22,765
- Happy birthday.
1428
01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:23,648
- Thanks.
1429
01:04:29,021 --> 01:04:30,688
- Where is everyone?
1430
01:04:31,646 --> 01:04:35,598
- Oh, there's a couple
of girls in the bathroom.
1431
01:04:35,648 --> 01:04:40,231
I don't know them, and Nigel
should be here any second.
1432
01:04:41,073 --> 01:04:44,833
We were planning a really small gathering.
1433
01:04:44,883 --> 01:04:46,966
- You could of fooled me.
1434
01:04:48,935 --> 01:04:50,270
- It was the only day Nigel had to come
1435
01:04:50,320 --> 01:04:53,518
and see the place and he had
business here or something.
1436
01:04:53,568 --> 01:04:54,869
- Oh.
1437
01:04:54,919 --> 01:04:57,669
Shouldn't today be all about you?
1438
01:04:58,531 --> 01:05:00,364
- I don't mind.
1439
01:05:00,414 --> 01:05:03,683
It's a nice change from going to a bar.
1440
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:04,900
- [John] Yeah.
1441
01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:09,249
- Thanks.
1442
01:05:13,348 --> 01:05:14,996
(laughing)
1443
01:05:15,046 --> 01:05:17,213
- Well, what do you think?
1444
01:05:20,293 --> 01:05:21,635
Yeah you!
1445
01:05:21,685 --> 01:05:23,518
Do you think it works?
1446
01:05:24,598 --> 01:05:27,060
(John stutters)
1447
01:05:27,110 --> 01:05:29,670
- I think it's perfect.
1448
01:05:29,720 --> 01:05:30,887
Whoa, hey hey.
1449
01:05:31,732 --> 01:05:33,382
- [Blonde] I thought you
were gonna put the music on?
1450
01:05:33,432 --> 01:05:34,873
- Right.
1451
01:05:34,923 --> 01:05:36,506
- Okay, drink time!
1452
01:05:38,636 --> 01:05:39,469
- Woo!
1453
01:05:44,336 --> 01:05:45,968
(loud rock music)
1454
01:05:46,018 --> 01:05:47,601
- You want a drink.
1455
01:05:53,921 --> 01:05:55,754
Monday is my birthday.
1456
01:05:58,238 --> 01:06:00,071
Tuesday is happy hour.
1457
01:06:03,360 --> 01:06:07,360
And Wednesday is when the
monsters come to play.
1458
01:06:12,334 --> 01:06:13,533
- Toast!
1459
01:06:13,583 --> 01:06:16,833
- Okay, for the birthday girl, Melissa.
1460
01:06:18,031 --> 01:06:20,031
We just met, but you are
1461
01:06:21,425 --> 01:06:24,675
the most beautiful girl I've ever seen.
1462
01:06:26,065 --> 01:06:27,420
- I will drink to that.
1463
01:06:27,470 --> 01:06:29,019
- So sweet.
1464
01:06:29,069 --> 01:06:30,736
- I love this place!
1465
01:06:32,967 --> 01:06:34,224
It's perfect!
1466
01:06:34,274 --> 01:06:35,674
We can do this!
1467
01:06:35,724 --> 01:06:36,816
It's only listed for 2.2,
1468
01:06:36,866 --> 01:06:38,427
I can get it for two million.
1469
01:06:38,477 --> 01:06:39,310
Gut reno!
1470
01:06:40,868 --> 01:06:42,359
This is gonna be the most
1471
01:06:42,409 --> 01:06:44,374
amazing nightclub ever!
1472
01:06:44,424 --> 01:06:46,444
I will put a water slide over there.
1473
01:06:46,494 --> 01:06:48,055
I will put mirrors on the ceiling,
1474
01:06:48,105 --> 01:06:50,174
maybe I will put some dancers in a cage.
1475
01:06:50,224 --> 01:06:52,418
No I'll put some panthers in a cage.
1476
01:06:52,468 --> 01:06:53,437
I can do whatever I want,
1477
01:06:53,487 --> 01:06:54,957
I will break all the rules
1478
01:06:55,007 --> 01:06:56,590
because I am Nigel.
1479
01:06:58,154 --> 01:07:00,699
(imitates fireworks)
1480
01:07:00,749 --> 01:07:03,844
Fireworks for my baby sisters birthday!
1481
01:07:03,894 --> 01:07:04,727
- Hi.
1482
01:07:06,765 --> 01:07:08,922
Thanks for organizing this.
1483
01:07:08,972 --> 01:07:09,994
This is my friend John.
1484
01:07:10,044 --> 01:07:11,254
- Hey, nice to meet you.
1485
01:07:11,304 --> 01:07:13,011
- Yeah, you too.
1486
01:07:13,061 --> 01:07:16,041
- I just dropped a giant dupe, you?
1487
01:07:16,091 --> 01:07:19,637
- No, no, no, no, I take
all my dumps at home.
1488
01:07:19,687 --> 01:07:23,086
- No, dude, I just smoked
a horrifically fat dupe.
1489
01:07:23,136 --> 01:07:24,606
I'll cut you in on the next one.
1490
01:07:24,656 --> 01:07:26,707
Let's get some real
dancing going on in here!
1491
01:07:26,757 --> 01:07:29,007
Vanessa switch up the song.
1492
01:07:30,701 --> 01:07:33,034
I wanna see some creativity.
1493
01:07:37,099 --> 01:07:37,882
(slow paced music)
1494
01:07:37,932 --> 01:07:39,017
Yes!
1495
01:07:39,067 --> 01:07:40,950
That is more like it!
1496
01:07:41,000 --> 01:07:42,559
Yeah, really feel it.
1497
01:07:42,609 --> 01:07:44,513
Really use the space.
1498
01:07:44,563 --> 01:07:45,646
- Yeah, sure.
1499
01:07:46,696 --> 01:07:49,613
(slow paced music)
1500
01:07:55,888 --> 01:07:58,971
♪ You're on your own ♪
1501
01:08:13,755 --> 01:08:15,790
♪ You're on your own ♪
1502
01:08:15,840 --> 01:08:20,840
♪ And meet a friend ♪
1503
01:08:21,759 --> 01:08:26,759
♪ Who doesn't kill but wounds for life ♪
1504
01:08:30,443 --> 01:08:35,443
♪ The sun blinds you through the trees ♪
1505
01:08:38,273 --> 01:08:43,273
♪ While watching clues
fall from the skies ♪
1506
01:08:44,568 --> 01:08:49,568
♪ And she smiles ♪
1507
01:08:51,482 --> 01:08:54,912
♪ At the point of the knife ♪
1508
01:08:54,962 --> 01:08:59,044
♪ You never see anyone ♪
1509
01:08:59,094 --> 01:09:03,206
♪ How the strong will survive ♪
1510
01:09:03,256 --> 01:09:08,256
♪ At the end of their gun ♪
1511
01:09:09,953 --> 01:09:14,953
♪ We Run ♪
1512
01:09:19,469 --> 01:09:24,469
♪ Frozen smiles for men returned ♪
1513
01:09:27,256 --> 01:09:32,256
♪ They never even left this place ♪
1514
01:09:35,593 --> 01:09:40,593
♪ She kissed me softly on the cheek ♪
1515
01:09:42,510 --> 01:09:46,760
♪ And a shadow cut across her face ♪
1516
01:09:56,631 --> 01:10:00,394
♪ At the point of the knife ♪
1517
01:10:00,444 --> 01:10:03,206
♪ You never see anyone ♪
1518
01:10:03,256 --> 01:10:04,643
- Isn't it beautiful?
1519
01:10:04,693 --> 01:10:08,630
♪ How the strong will survive ♪
1520
01:10:08,680 --> 01:10:13,680
♪ At the end of their gun ♪
1521
01:10:14,958 --> 01:10:17,041
♪ We Run ♪
1522
01:10:32,808 --> 01:10:37,808
♪ I walked for miles
and miles to the sea ♪
1523
01:10:40,611 --> 01:10:44,944
♪ I know you never tried to deceive ♪
1524
01:10:54,309 --> 01:10:57,675
♪ At the point of the knife ♪
1525
01:10:57,725 --> 01:11:01,762
♪ You never see anyone ♪
1526
01:11:01,812 --> 01:11:05,864
♪ How the strong will survive ♪
1527
01:11:05,914 --> 01:11:10,303
♪ At the end of their gun ♪
1528
01:11:10,353 --> 01:11:13,881
♪ At the point of the knife ♪
1529
01:11:13,931 --> 01:11:18,231
♪ You never see anyone ♪
1530
01:11:18,281 --> 01:11:22,151
♪ How the strong will survive ♪
1531
01:11:22,201 --> 01:11:24,107
♪ At the end of their gun ♪
1532
01:11:24,157 --> 01:11:24,990
Yes!
1533
01:11:26,295 --> 01:11:30,429
Man the party never
stops with those girls.
1534
01:11:30,479 --> 01:11:31,312
- Yeah.
1535
01:11:34,160 --> 01:11:35,618
- What's up out here?
1536
01:11:35,668 --> 01:11:38,751
- Awe nothing, just clearing my head.
1537
01:11:39,685 --> 01:11:41,581
- I once went to a
silent meditation retreat
1538
01:11:41,631 --> 01:11:42,868
for three whole weeks,
1539
01:11:42,918 --> 01:11:44,501
did not say a word.
1540
01:11:46,398 --> 01:11:47,481
- Wow.
1541
01:11:47,531 --> 01:11:50,375
- Yeah, the toilet broke after three days.
1542
01:11:50,425 --> 01:11:54,508
Nobody could tell maintenance,
it was disgusting.
1543
01:11:55,968 --> 01:11:57,167
You sure you're not hiding out here
1544
01:11:57,217 --> 01:11:59,384
from something or someone?
1545
01:12:00,813 --> 01:12:02,396
- What do you mean?
1546
01:12:06,814 --> 01:12:10,433
- I see the way you look at my sister eh?
1547
01:12:10,483 --> 01:12:11,431
- Trust me,
1548
01:12:11,481 --> 01:12:13,681
we are just friends.
1549
01:12:13,731 --> 01:12:17,889
- She told me you're her best friend here.
1550
01:12:17,939 --> 01:12:19,259
- Really?
1551
01:12:19,309 --> 01:12:21,976
Vanessa, she actually said that?
1552
01:12:22,026 --> 01:12:22,859
- Yup.
1553
01:12:24,345 --> 01:12:25,178
- Wow.
1554
01:12:27,462 --> 01:12:30,011
- Well listen man, John.
1555
01:12:30,061 --> 01:12:32,679
I really appreciate you
being here for Vanessa.
1556
01:12:32,729 --> 01:12:35,547
You know, in dealing with
it's been pretty tough on her.
1557
01:12:35,597 --> 01:12:37,883
- Dealing with what?
1558
01:12:37,933 --> 01:12:39,383
- You don't know.
1559
01:12:39,433 --> 01:12:40,230
- I don't know what?
1560
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,447
- Awe Vanessa!
1561
01:12:43,443 --> 01:12:45,903
I tell her she's gotta include people
1562
01:12:45,953 --> 01:12:46,870
and then...
1563
01:12:49,633 --> 01:12:50,686
She just hides it.
1564
01:12:50,736 --> 01:12:52,439
- Wait, wait, wait, she's okay right?
1565
01:12:52,489 --> 01:12:53,489
- Yeah, now.
1566
01:12:55,085 --> 01:12:57,240
Her firm in BC was a scam.
1567
01:12:57,290 --> 01:12:59,622
She was pretty much the only
one that didn't get charged.
1568
01:12:59,672 --> 01:13:02,489
She didn't know anything about it but
1569
01:13:02,539 --> 01:13:04,722
it's been pretty rough on her.
1570
01:13:04,772 --> 01:13:07,689
Plus her resume's now just useless.
1571
01:13:08,638 --> 01:13:12,521
- But she scored that sweet
gig out here didn't she?
1572
01:13:12,571 --> 01:13:16,543
- I guess that's what
she's telling people.
1573
01:13:16,593 --> 01:13:17,593
- Oh my god.
1574
01:13:19,456 --> 01:13:21,917
I thought she had it all together.
1575
01:13:21,967 --> 01:13:24,550
- Oh she does, where it counts.
1576
01:13:26,011 --> 01:13:27,261
- Unbelievable.
1577
01:13:31,289 --> 01:13:32,072
Wow.
1578
01:13:32,122 --> 01:13:33,205
- John, John.
1579
01:13:35,407 --> 01:13:37,849
I'm really glad that there's
1580
01:13:37,899 --> 01:13:40,434
someone like you for Vanessa to lean on.
1581
01:13:40,484 --> 01:13:43,651
You know, when I'm not around anymore.
1582
01:13:44,757 --> 01:13:46,590
- Where are you going?
1583
01:13:48,455 --> 01:13:51,900
- I never wanted to be a consultant.
1584
01:13:51,950 --> 01:13:52,846
I said it.
1585
01:13:52,896 --> 01:13:55,193
I never wanted to be a consultant.
1586
01:13:55,243 --> 01:13:57,571
- Okay, what did you want to be Nigel?
1587
01:13:57,621 --> 01:13:59,368
- I wanted to be an activist.
1588
01:13:59,418 --> 01:14:00,643
- Really?
1589
01:14:00,693 --> 01:14:02,254
What kind of activist?
1590
01:14:02,304 --> 01:14:03,087
- What?
1591
01:14:03,137 --> 01:14:05,051
I don't remember.
1592
01:14:05,101 --> 01:14:06,140
But now here I am.
1593
01:14:06,190 --> 01:14:09,068
Here I am making so much money.
1594
01:14:09,118 --> 01:14:10,389
So much money.
1595
01:14:10,439 --> 01:14:11,913
Guess how much money I make.
1596
01:14:11,963 --> 01:14:12,746
- I really don't--
1597
01:14:12,796 --> 01:14:13,579
- No guess.
1598
01:14:13,629 --> 01:14:14,797
Come on just guess!
1599
01:14:14,847 --> 01:14:15,630
Say a number!
1600
01:14:15,680 --> 01:14:16,870
Don't low ball.
1601
01:14:16,920 --> 01:14:17,703
- 100,000.
1602
01:14:17,753 --> 01:14:18,815
- No, wrong!
1603
01:14:18,865 --> 01:14:20,448
$275,000 last year.
1604
01:14:23,603 --> 01:14:24,482
- Wow.
1605
01:14:24,532 --> 01:14:25,365
- Wow.
1606
01:14:26,621 --> 01:14:28,617
And you know what else?
1607
01:14:28,667 --> 01:14:30,084
- No, no I don't.
1608
01:14:33,233 --> 01:14:34,400
- I'm unhappy.
1609
01:14:35,337 --> 01:14:36,810
Ha!
1610
01:14:36,860 --> 01:14:39,110
I am deeply deeply unhappy.
1611
01:14:41,758 --> 01:14:43,508
- Sorry to hear that.
1612
01:14:47,195 --> 01:14:50,862
- It's okay, because
tonight the pain stops.
1613
01:14:53,212 --> 01:14:54,875
- I don't follow ya.
1614
01:14:54,925 --> 01:14:56,778
- Before I walked in here,
1615
01:14:56,828 --> 01:14:59,702
downed a whole container of meds.
1616
01:14:59,752 --> 01:15:01,387
- No, no Nigel, that's not good.
1617
01:15:01,437 --> 01:15:02,736
- No, it is too late man!
1618
01:15:02,786 --> 01:15:04,318
- No, no Vanessa!
1619
01:15:04,368 --> 01:15:05,328
(groaning)
1620
01:15:05,378 --> 01:15:06,665
- [Nigel] Oh god, oh god, feel that.
1621
01:15:06,715 --> 01:15:08,826
- We gotta get you to a hospital, come on.
1622
01:15:08,876 --> 01:15:10,798
(loud vomiting)
1623
01:15:10,848 --> 01:15:11,681
Vanessa!
1624
01:15:12,821 --> 01:15:13,760
Oh my god.
1625
01:15:13,810 --> 01:15:15,601
- Why did I have all you can eat earlier?
1626
01:15:15,651 --> 01:15:17,033
- Oh, that stinks!
1627
01:15:17,083 --> 01:15:18,033
- I think it's good.
1628
01:15:18,083 --> 01:15:19,572
Oh no, here we go again.
1629
01:15:19,622 --> 01:15:20,546
(loud vomiting)
1630
01:15:20,596 --> 01:15:21,996
- Oh god.
1631
01:15:22,046 --> 01:15:22,829
Let it out.
1632
01:15:22,879 --> 01:15:24,111
Let it out.
1633
01:15:24,161 --> 01:15:25,867
Somebody call 9-1-1!
1634
01:15:25,917 --> 01:15:27,069
We gotta get you going.
1635
01:15:27,119 --> 01:15:27,952
Oh my god.
1636
01:15:32,091 --> 01:15:33,202
Nigel, just--
1637
01:15:33,252 --> 01:15:34,462
- [Nigel] No, just stay stay stay.
1638
01:15:34,512 --> 01:15:35,970
I gotta tell you something.
1639
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:36,853
- What?
1640
01:15:37,865 --> 01:15:39,032
- Just listen.
1641
01:15:40,011 --> 01:15:40,931
(groaning)
1642
01:15:40,981 --> 01:15:41,901
- Don't do it.
1643
01:15:41,951 --> 01:15:42,784
Not on me.
1644
01:15:46,808 --> 01:15:48,725
- You seize the moment.
1645
01:15:50,694 --> 01:15:52,953
(loud vomiting)
1646
01:15:53,003 --> 01:15:58,003
(loud sirens)
(solemn music)
1647
01:16:03,891 --> 01:16:06,799
- Didn't I tell you, this
was all gonna end in tears?
1648
01:16:06,849 --> 01:16:09,104
Didn't I say that?
1649
01:16:09,154 --> 01:16:11,189
- What else could I have done?
1650
01:16:11,239 --> 01:16:14,031
- You should of cut and
run from the beginning.
1651
01:16:14,081 --> 01:16:16,187
- But I never wanted to.
1652
01:16:16,237 --> 01:16:18,747
- What are you gonna do now?
1653
01:16:18,797 --> 01:16:20,797
- I still don't want to.
1654
01:16:22,072 --> 01:16:24,989
(slow paced music)
1655
01:16:36,713 --> 01:16:38,046
So how ya doing?
1656
01:16:38,881 --> 01:16:42,991
- Long day at the hospital
is pretty draining.
1657
01:16:43,041 --> 01:16:43,874
- I bet.
1658
01:16:45,272 --> 01:16:46,743
Yeah.
1659
01:16:46,793 --> 01:16:48,626
Let's come sit, relax.
1660
01:16:50,697 --> 01:16:51,950
Coffee?
1661
01:16:52,000 --> 01:16:53,250
- Yeah, thanks.
1662
01:17:01,385 --> 01:17:03,291
You've had a big day too.
1663
01:17:03,341 --> 01:17:06,118
How was your first day at the office?
1664
01:17:06,168 --> 01:17:07,436
- It was fine.
1665
01:17:07,486 --> 01:17:09,223
I mean it's an office job.
1666
01:17:09,273 --> 01:17:11,148
Everyone has one.
1667
01:17:11,198 --> 01:17:12,198
- That's it?
1668
01:17:14,941 --> 01:17:15,774
- Yeah.
1669
01:17:16,708 --> 01:17:18,255
Forget about that.
1670
01:17:18,305 --> 01:17:19,977
Sit, please.
1671
01:17:20,027 --> 01:17:20,860
Honestly.
1672
01:17:23,639 --> 01:17:24,889
So how's Nigel?
1673
01:17:26,015 --> 01:17:27,999
- He's gonna be okay.
1674
01:17:28,049 --> 01:17:29,217
- Good.
1675
01:17:29,267 --> 01:17:31,100
That's really good.
1676
01:17:31,150 --> 01:17:33,029
- Yeah, they have him hooked up on an IV,
1677
01:17:33,079 --> 01:17:35,381
they said his fluids
were all out of whack.
1678
01:17:35,431 --> 01:17:38,540
He just needed time to level out.
1679
01:17:38,590 --> 01:17:40,601
- Wow, you were definitely
right about him.
1680
01:17:40,651 --> 01:17:41,734
He is unique.
1681
01:17:43,276 --> 01:17:46,126
That guy is the real deal.
1682
01:17:46,176 --> 01:17:49,468
- It's not the first time
this has happened either.
1683
01:17:49,518 --> 01:17:53,419
What can I say, I have
an interesting family.
1684
01:17:53,469 --> 01:17:54,302
- I know.
1685
01:17:57,904 --> 01:18:00,654
- Nigel told me that he told you.
1686
01:18:02,760 --> 01:18:04,093
I feel terrible.
1687
01:18:06,066 --> 01:18:08,066
- Why did you lie to me?
1688
01:18:09,160 --> 01:18:10,669
- Does it matter?
1689
01:18:10,719 --> 01:18:11,552
- Yes.
1690
01:18:13,155 --> 01:18:14,151
You were the girl who was supposed
1691
01:18:14,201 --> 01:18:16,353
to be too good for me.
1692
01:18:16,403 --> 01:18:18,444
The one who elevated me.
1693
01:18:18,494 --> 01:18:21,587
- I'm sorry, but that's a
lot for one person to carry.
1694
01:18:21,637 --> 01:18:25,852
And now I find out you're just
a regular asshole like me.
1695
01:18:25,902 --> 01:18:26,869
- Did it ever occur to you John
1696
01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:28,984
that we're all just
regular assholes like you?
1697
01:18:29,034 --> 01:18:30,976
- No, no, no, no, no, don't say that.
1698
01:18:31,026 --> 01:18:32,731
- Why not, it's true?
1699
01:18:32,781 --> 01:18:35,801
- Because, if this,
what I am what I'm doing
1700
01:18:35,851 --> 01:18:38,351
is already it, if I've arrived,
1701
01:18:38,401 --> 01:18:40,091
I don't wanna know.
1702
01:18:40,141 --> 01:18:42,296
- What was I supposed to do here?
1703
01:18:42,346 --> 01:18:44,648
I needed to get away from everything.
1704
01:18:44,698 --> 01:18:45,936
- Just tell the truth.
1705
01:18:45,986 --> 01:18:47,359
- Yeah well you wouldn't of liked me then.
1706
01:18:47,409 --> 01:18:48,403
- What difference does it make?
1707
01:18:48,453 --> 01:18:49,474
You've never liked me.
1708
01:18:49,524 --> 01:18:50,857
- I kind of did.
1709
01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,316
- Kind of?
1710
01:18:54,366 --> 01:18:56,980
- Yeah, I kind of did.
1711
01:18:57,030 --> 01:18:59,113
And then I really didn't.
1712
01:19:00,557 --> 01:19:02,807
And then I kinda did again.
1713
01:19:04,082 --> 01:19:05,915
And then I really did.
1714
01:19:07,562 --> 01:19:08,395
- Really?
1715
01:19:10,218 --> 01:19:11,051
- Really.
1716
01:19:12,654 --> 01:19:14,775
- More than Javier?
1717
01:19:14,825 --> 01:19:16,328
- Javier's just someone who I--
1718
01:19:16,378 --> 01:19:18,255
- Okay, no, that's enough, that's enough.
1719
01:19:18,305 --> 01:19:20,472
I will take that as a yes.
1720
01:19:24,934 --> 01:19:26,101
- It is a yes.
1721
01:19:55,326 --> 01:19:56,159
- Wow.
1722
01:20:00,520 --> 01:20:01,353
Now what?
1723
01:20:02,534 --> 01:20:04,617
- And now I'm going away.
1724
01:20:06,112 --> 01:20:08,369
- You're, you're what?
1725
01:20:08,419 --> 01:20:11,926
- I gotta get out of here
for a bit, I'm gonna travel.
1726
01:20:11,976 --> 01:20:13,315
- Where?
1727
01:20:13,365 --> 01:20:15,909
- Nigel and I are going
to England on the weekend.
1728
01:20:15,959 --> 01:20:17,116
He has meetings there next week
1729
01:20:17,166 --> 01:20:18,732
and I'm just gonna hang out there
1730
01:20:18,782 --> 01:20:20,199
and then explore.
1731
01:20:21,702 --> 01:20:23,276
- Vanessa you're not,
1732
01:20:23,326 --> 01:20:25,855
you're not just graduating high school.
1733
01:20:25,905 --> 01:20:27,068
This isn't the time in your life where you
1734
01:20:27,118 --> 01:20:29,188
go to Africa for a year to find yourself.
1735
01:20:29,238 --> 01:20:30,021
- Maybe it is.
1736
01:20:30,071 --> 01:20:31,193
- No.
1737
01:20:31,243 --> 01:20:32,380
No this is the time in your life
1738
01:20:32,430 --> 01:20:35,685
when you realize you
like me more than Javier.
1739
01:20:35,735 --> 01:20:36,966
- Well I guess it's gonna be the time
1740
01:20:37,016 --> 01:20:38,269
for both those things.
1741
01:20:38,319 --> 01:20:40,369
- Yeah but that feeling
1742
01:20:40,419 --> 01:20:42,561
might not make it a year.
1743
01:20:42,611 --> 01:20:44,854
- Yeah, same goes for you.
1744
01:20:44,904 --> 01:20:48,276
- I guess I'm worried about that too.
1745
01:20:48,326 --> 01:20:49,159
I just,
1746
01:20:50,051 --> 01:20:53,579
god I've never been in
this situation before.
1747
01:20:53,629 --> 01:20:55,584
- And you're doing great John.
1748
01:20:55,634 --> 01:20:57,134
You don't need me.
1749
01:20:58,314 --> 01:21:01,064
- Need has nothing to do with it.
1750
01:21:03,043 --> 01:21:07,043
- Maybe I'll come back
to Toronto at some point.
1751
01:21:08,263 --> 01:21:10,263
And we'll keep in touch.
1752
01:21:11,816 --> 01:21:13,750
- That's what I should of done.
1753
01:21:13,800 --> 01:21:14,633
- What?
1754
01:21:15,598 --> 01:21:17,128
- When you were in your underwear
1755
01:21:17,178 --> 01:21:20,201
talking about Javier on the phone.
1756
01:21:20,251 --> 01:21:23,418
I should of made you do it over Skype.
1757
01:21:27,617 --> 01:21:30,906
- Maybe I'll only be gone a couple months
1758
01:21:30,956 --> 01:21:34,038
and then we'll just see where we're at.
1759
01:21:34,088 --> 01:21:35,421
- It'll kill me.
1760
01:21:37,246 --> 01:21:39,475
- For like a day or two.
1761
01:21:39,525 --> 01:21:40,693
And then I'll be over there
1762
01:21:40,743 --> 01:21:41,835
and I'll be on some news site
1763
01:21:41,885 --> 01:21:45,116
and I'll see the headline,
John Lives Again.
1764
01:21:45,166 --> 01:21:46,203
And they'll be reporting that you've
1765
01:21:46,253 --> 01:21:48,157
become a new man.
1766
01:21:48,207 --> 01:21:51,347
- Maybe because of you
that's already happened.
1767
01:21:51,397 --> 01:21:54,314
- Yeah well look at me, I'm a mess.
1768
01:21:55,212 --> 01:21:56,890
Unemployed girl on the run with a brother
1769
01:21:56,940 --> 01:22:00,690
who gets his stomach
pumped every six months.
1770
01:22:02,160 --> 01:22:04,493
- When I first saw you, you,
1771
01:22:05,872 --> 01:22:09,287
you seemed like the most
put together girl ever.
1772
01:22:09,337 --> 01:22:13,004
- Well it's a tough
act, I'll tell you that.
1773
01:22:15,396 --> 01:22:18,259
- Well, I am gonna hold you to your
1774
01:22:18,309 --> 01:22:20,929
promise of naked Skype sessions.
1775
01:22:20,979 --> 01:22:22,812
- That never happened.
1776
01:22:25,851 --> 01:22:28,914
- But you do promise to email?
1777
01:22:28,964 --> 01:22:31,547
Grab a drink when you get back?
1778
01:22:32,678 --> 01:22:33,511
- Promise.
1779
01:22:35,316 --> 01:22:36,149
- Okay.
1780
01:22:37,636 --> 01:22:39,219
- Well I should go.
1781
01:22:41,146 --> 01:22:42,778
Thanks for the coffee but
1782
01:22:42,828 --> 01:22:44,027
Nigel gets out in the morning
1783
01:22:44,077 --> 01:22:46,420
and he's gonna crash at
my place for a few days
1784
01:22:46,470 --> 01:22:48,810
so I gotta get it ready.
1785
01:22:48,860 --> 01:22:50,860
- Yeah, no no of course.
1786
01:22:57,954 --> 01:23:00,062
Say hi to your brother for me.
1787
01:23:00,112 --> 01:23:01,112
- Yeah okay.
1788
01:23:23,327 --> 01:23:26,244
(slow paced music)
1789
01:24:02,959 --> 01:24:04,126
It's all back.
1790
01:24:11,277 --> 01:24:14,277
(upbeat rock music)
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