All language subtitles for Below.Deck.Mediterranean.S04E16.Sweet.White.Glove.o.Mine.720p.HDTV.x264-CRiMSON

- Previously on
"below deck med"...

- Suds it up, big daddy.

In any job which
is physically demanding,

you feel entitled to drink
at the end of the day.

So that starts bad habits.

- I have smelled alcohol
on your breath.

- I don't drink on charter.

- Detox your liver,
detox your body.

I think travis wants change.

- We live together now.
- I know!

- Our next charter--

- primary wants
an all-white theme party.

- Oh, god.
- I was at the boat show.

I want our tables
to look like this.

- Okay.

- It's just all so tacky.
I bought nothing.

- It's just hard to come
into the galley

and have, like [makes noise].

- It's just so cluttered.

If they could just get stuff
like that outta here.

Sh--.

Ooh sh--.

- [whimpering]
oh--

[ clattering ]

- all crew, all crew,
we have a situation.

- Sh--

- oh, god.

- Getting a bit choppy out here.

- Nice wake-up call,
with a bit of swell.

- [whimpering]
oh--oh, god.

I am gonna get sick.

- Man down.

- Holy smokes.

Wow.

- Oh, god.

- It's better outside.

- Oh.

- I wanna get outta this.

It's gonna be a lot
better once I turn.

- You just need to keep
your eyes on the horizon.

- Oh, oh, my god.

- In through the nose,
out through the mouth.

- Okay.
- Just stay right here.

- How much longer of
this bullsh--?

- Hey, han?

Uh, we got a stage five
thrower-upper.

- No breakfast for you!

- Hey, hon.
Let's go upstairs, okay?

The higher you are,
the less you feel it.

- I don't either.

- Come sit back here.

- The sun feels amazing.

- Just take some deep breaths,

like in through your nose
and out through your mouth.

This poor guest is so seasick
that I'm having to work

on her pressure points,
and I thought my career

in giving handjobs was over.

- Don't come a'knockin' if
the boat's a-rockin'.

- Way better here, right?

Okay, travis, anchor down.
- Copy.

That's three locked off.

- Okay, that's perfect,
thank you.

- How you feeling?

- I feel better,
thank you so much.

- Don't be silly.
- Oh, you saved my life.

- You guys can go
and sit down for breakfast

whenever you're ready.
- Okay.

- So this is a frittata?
- Yeah.

- So are we doing
the slide, captain?

- Yeah. He has his slide up.
He's got, like, a big slide.

I'm so jelly.

We need more toys than
they have on the water.

Now I found a calm anchorage,
my crew needs to turn it up.

That means all water toys in,

and we just want to make
this amazing for the client.

Dude, all the toys, the banana--
- okay.

- Bike, all of it.
- Yep.

- Here we go.
- Oh, lovely.

- You need something?
- Get one of those rolls.

- Oh, I don't know if
I like that.

- Everything's better
with bacon.

- Even an upset stomach.

- How is everything?
- Outstanding.

- Very good.
- Yeah?

- Captain sandy said
chuck everything out.

Took it a bit too literally.
- Cooler boxes, they float.

- Fire extinguisher.

- Fire extinguisher ----ing
the water, bro.

- Can get that in there.
- Yep, tell ben well done.

- You're not finished, right?
- No.

- This--

- it'll go in.
- Yeah.

- Everyone okay?
- Yeah, they are all good.

[ phone ringing ]
- hello?

- Bruno, how are you, mate?

So I'm doing a white party.

I think the entrée would be,
like, a white wine risotto

with white truffle,
garlic crudo,

so it's still very pale.

I actually really like a theme,

because it really simplifies it.

I think cauliflower,
white fish--

I think white truffles.
Bring it on, baby.

- When do you want the truffle?
Do you want 3:00?

- Yeah.
- Send me a tender?

- Yeah, that would
be incredible.

- Okay, excellent.
- Thank you, bye.

- Thank you, bye-bye.

- Eh!

- Um, we're doing
all-white thing tonight.

- Yeah. We should do white,
glittery makeup.

- Blech.

- We should use whitening
toothpaste before we come out.

- Jet skis, slides--let's go.

Let's go make bad decisions.

- Bonjour, antibes party supply.

- I just need to place an
order for a hundred--

- okay.
- --White balloons.

- White balloons.

I love a good white theme party.

It looks elegant, and let's
face it, it's not that hard.

Thank you so much. Bye.

- Captain?

For dinner service tonight,

is it okay if we do
white glove service?

- Yeah.

- It'd be nice if we try
and make everything

as white as we possibly can.
- Of course.

- On my last boat, we used
to do white glove service.

Everyone is synchronized
exactly on cue,

and it just looked amazing.

Even I would get shivers
just from watching us.

I just thought
I'd check with you

because it's a different
kind of service.

- Yes, of course.
- Okay.

- Hannah knows, right?

- You gotta tell her.
- Yeah.

- Okay.
- All righty, thank you.

- Sayonara, bitches!

Yeah!

- I'll ride that bike.

- Deck crew, deck crew, hannah.
- Go.

- Yeah, gimme two seconds.
- Yeah, travy, I'll go with you.

- Let's get the [bleep]
outta here, colin!

- Travis, you're the best tender
driver I ever met in my life.

- Thank you, captain sandy.

I think that sandy maybe
has taken a liking to me

because I actually know
what the [bleep] I'm doing.

And last night we had a big
conversation about my drinking.

- I have smelled alcohol
on your breath.

I see so much potential in you.

The only place
I'm coming from is compassion,

because I've been there.

- I often think about
the same sort of thing myself.

Like yeah, maybe I'm in control,
but when's the last time

I've had three beers
and went home?

Jesus, are they weighted down?

- No.
- No.

- You need to tie them.
- Is this going with us too?

- That's truffles?

- I couldn't be more
nervous right now.

- If you let go of these,
I won't even be upset.

I would just think it's funny.

- Oh, god.

- It's gorgeous, isn't it?

- I reckon.

- Aesha's been so
happy all season.

So what's gonna happen
with you guys after this?

You gonna keep dating or what?
- Yeah, of course.

- Have you spok--yeah?

- Imagine if the
sex is bad--actually, no,

she's a dirty bitch,
you'll be good.

- Yachting is awesome.
- I'm so excited!

- Stas, stas, can you come to
the starboard side entrance?

- Oh, my god.

- Just give that to ben.
- Yeah, man.

- Thank you, sir.

- Woo!
- Oh!

- And now where do they go?

- I'm sorry, I tried
to help you,

but it's too funny,
I have to videotape it.

- I feel like I'm in
that movie "up."

- that is awesome.

That was such a
stealth balloon mission.

- Yeah, I don't know if
they noticed.

That's truffles or whatever.

- Oh--oh--oh!

I don't know if
I can do it! Oh!

- That'll make me vomit again.

But I'm going hard.
- No!

- Perfect.

[ screaming ]

[ jet ski engine stalls ]

- [bleep]

couldn't have ch

couldn't have chosen
a worse time to die.

Thank you, jet ski.

[ starter whirring ]

ahh save us. Ahh save us.

- Coming up...

- Dude, you all right?

- Bad ----ing fever.

[ screaming ]

[ jet ski engine stalls ]

if a jet ski doesn't turn over,
it can be a small problem,

like the battery is dead,
or a huge problem,

like the engine is dead.

- They're stuck.
- I think the ski broke down.

- You're gonna have
to swim back.

- Ooh!

- It's joao's job
to make sure that

all the equipment is working.

- Travis, joao needs assistance,

stranded waverunner,
starboard side.

- Copy, be there momentarily.

- Dude, you gotta get
a video of that.

- I did.
- Yeah, you did?

- How we doing, girls?
- Woo!

- Just call us up whenever
you guys need anything more.

- And the balloons are out?

- Yeah, we put them
in this foyer,

because we couldn't
fit them anywhere.

- All right, halibut--ow.

- And with dinner, can
we do white glove service,

or--to add more white?
- I--no.

- Why not?

- Because I don't want to.

- Okay.

- I'm just gonna stop
pitching ideas now,

because everything
I say gets shot down.

No glittery makeup,
no white gloves.

I'll just shut up.

It was just a thought,
just to try and

make things whiter,
but no worries.

- Girls, girls, just get changed
into your black dress.

- Gonna be good for 9:00?
- Yeah, ish, probably.

This white theme has
a drastic effect on me.

I'm wearing white jacket, making
white food on white plates,

and I look up, and hannah and
her stews are dressed in black.

- I hate that look so much.

Aesha thinks we should
do dinner service like that.

I was like, no.

- You don't like
my mickey mouse hands?

- I think white glove service
is extremely old school.

It just honestly looks
kind of tacky to me.

I just ----ing hate it so much.

- Hi, beautiful.
- Hello.

- Oh, you're wearing these!
- Yeah.

- I love them.
- You like them?

- Yeah, they look so cute.
- Thank you.

- And your hair is--

- okay, so I went up to see the
table setting and there is none.

- No.
- No.

- Oh.

- Dinner's not till 9:00 so--
- we're gonna start now.

- Yeah.
- Yeah.

- I can't believe we've got one
more ----ing charter left, bro.

Oh, I'm tired.
It's been quite a day.

- Can I get a what what?

- What?
- What?

- What?
[laughs]

- we have that big candle.

I just don't know how it's
all gonna look together.

- That's fine.

Anastasia came back
from table décor shopping

with no table décor.
- I bought nothing.

- So hopefully
sandy's distracted

by the hundred white balloons
I've ordered,

because I can only work
with what I physically have.

- This is ridiculous.

They look like tiny
balls of sperm.

- Aesha, do you wanna see--
- yeah, you will be.

- --Who can pop their balloon
first if we run at each other?

- It's the white party.

- It's really nice out,
it's refreshing.

- Looking at the table,
it's not what I expected.

I've witnessed
hannah's team do better.

- Wow.
- Welcome to your white party.

- That looks amazing.
- Oh, my gosh.

- It's gorgeous.
- Oh--

- well done!

- I wanna see
the white glove service.

I need the ultimate five-star
experience on the table.

This is on hannah.
She needs to bring it.

Me and aesha, we're in a weird
relationship at the moment.

We live together, but, like,
last time I waited this long

to have sex was from
when I was born

to when I was about 16.

I didn't think it'd ever happen,

but she's finally
made me an honest woman.

It's time to take it
to the next step.

You look nice tonight, you know.
- Do I?

- Yeah.

- I think it's gonna be
like seating at 9:00 tonight.

- Wow, okay.

- You're just in time for shots.
- Happy white--oh, no.

- [bleep].

- White pants drunk
is happening.

[ clattering ]

- jack, jack, are you busy?
I found an amazing job for you.

- I'm on me way up, brother.

- I'm not taking the piss.

It's just too ----ing
tedious for me to do it.

I want the white, all right?
I want--

- you want the white?
- --The white.

- It seems very therapeutic.

- I think this is what
I was made for.

- White party requires
white pepper.

- Peppercorn separation, mate.
- Wow, that's fancy.

- Chief peppercorn separator.

- That is cool.
- Just keep going.

- More ground?
- Keep going, brother.

- You guys can be seated for
dinner whenever you're ready.

- Oh, my gosh, you guys,
it's so pretty.

- Oh, that's so great.
- Oh, my gosh, it's gorgeous.

- All right, let's line
these ----ers up.

- I will try that,
when in almost rome.

- Oh, wow.
- Oh, my god.

- Ooh.

- You like the way I crush
that peppercorn babe, yeah?

- This is perfect foreplay.
- That's weird.

- I just have to concentrate.

- [bleep]
- it's so cool.

- You're not falling asleep
again at dinner, are you?

That is not gonna
happen tonight.

- That was just a little
quick power nap.

- So what am I serving?

- Cauliflower and cheese soup,

feta, white peppercorn,
and braised turnip.

The cheese in the cauliflower,
if you wanna be really--

- no, I don't, because I need
more time to remember it, you--

- I thought you were
gonna write it down.

- I have written it down,

but this is the first time
I've heard what it is.

- All right, whatever.

- Ben doesn't like doing menus,
he doesn't like planning.

But then there's
consequences to that.

- For the main course,
you have moussaka.

- Which is?

- So either plan and give me
the ----ing meal plans,

or don't get mad if
I can't remember

the exact elements of your dish.

- Hey.
- Wow.

- So to start with, it's a
cheese and cauliflower soup--

- beautiful.

- --With feta, white peppercorn,
and a braised turnip.

Bon appétit.
- Thank you.

- Oh, that's good.
- That's really good.

- Wow.

But you said it so gorgeously,
no one noticed.

- Yeah, exactly.
- It's so annoying.

- I could have that every day.

- They're sitting
around the table going,

"oh, my gosh, oh, yeah."

- thank you, thank you.

- We need to find
out what the [bleep]

is wrong with that jet ski.

- What do you need?
- Flush it from the back.

- Was it fuel?
Did I not put enough in it?

- It's not fuel, it's either
the battery or it overheated.

This is not working.
- It's just dead battery?

- I think so, I'm hoping so.

- Thank you, it was brilliant.
- You're welcome.

- Hey, love, listen, I'm making
a very special risotto.

It's gonna be 10, 15,
I'm not gonna lie to you.

- Copy that.

- I come from a long line
of perfectionists.

My dad is a bestselling author.

He was differently
very hard on himself.

But I also realized that
perfection is an illusion.

But I want that illusion.

- [bleep]
come on, heat up, you bastard.

- Ben?
- Yeah?

- Realistically,
how many minutes?

- Just tell them, "ben's making
you a very special risotto,

and it takes a little
bit of time."

- what's taking so long?

- Oh!
- Brought to you by ovaltine--

- I'm just gonna--just--
just gonna rest my eyes.

- So ben's doing
truffle risotto for you.

It'll just be a few minutes.
- Okay.

- Did it just stop working,
like--

- yeah, so it was rough running,

and then I tried to
switch it--

- rough running?
- Yes.

- Oh, it's fuel-related.

- It's not even turning, so it
can be a battery or it can be--

- or maybe it seized up.
- Yeah.

- See that truffle?
- Good night, guys.

Good job, everyone.
- Good night.

- All right, that'll do it.

A white wine risotto
with white truffle,

garlic crudo, and halibut.

Yeah, go.
All right, thank you, everyone.

- All right, we're getting
everybody involved tonight.

- Your main course is
white wine risotto

with shaved white truffle--
- ooh.

- --Garlic crudo,
and halibut.

- Beautiful.
- Wow.

- Bon appétit.
- This is ridiculous.

- That's amazing.
- Home run.

- The whole thing is phenomenal.

- Does this have a spark plug?

- Yes.
- Okay. So did you take it out?

- Did you look at it?

- I'm just saying.

- I just didn't start in this
----ing industry yesterday.

- There's not--

- just look at the plug.
Why are you so anti?

- No, because I--

- it's because you're a
know-it-all.

- --I worked on them.
- Because you know everything.

When you think
it shouldn't be done,

you decide it shouldn't be done.

- No, absolutely not.
- No, wait, wait--

- absolutely not.
- --I am your captain--

- yeah.

- --Telling you to do it,
and you're not doing it.

Do you see the problem?

I could be a
prick and say

shut the [bleep] up and
take this spark plug out.

- Yeah.
- But I don't.

I talk to you very nicely.
But your ego takes over--

- it's not, I promise.

- Yes, it is,
it's very condescending.

- Okay.
- Just trust me.

Joao has the utmost
lack of respect for me

right now as a captain.
It pisses me off.

When I tell you to do something,

you jump really ----ing
high and you do it.

You got it?

- Coming up...

- A white russian.

- Hannah, hannah,
come to the galley, please.

[beeping]
- hannah--

I need as much support as
possible, and no one's around.

Hannah, come to
the galley, please.

- I am your captain.

When I tell you to do something,

you jump really ----ing
high and you do it.

You got it?
- Okay.

- When I ask you
to do something,

you say, "yes, captain."

that spark plug, just switch it
and see what happens.

- Okay. It's dead.

- It's not the spark plugs.
We know that for a fact.

- Hey, captain sandy,
the anchor's dragging.

- Okay, coming in.
Just pack it in.

We'll use the other one
for the rest of the season.

- Cool.

- That was wonderful.
- It was very good.

Well done.
- Just let him know, home run.

- I shall.
- Thank you.

- It was wonderful.

- Do you want us to get
the lines and stuff ready?

Are you definitely going in?

- Well, I'll wait till
it starts to blow.

- We got empty bowls.

- Success, thank you so much.

- See, what I deal with?
- I didn't even think--

- he doesn't even listen to
my sh-- anymore, he's so--

- what?
- --Complacent.

- "complacent"--that's
a new word.

- If it doesn't turn over,
it's not a spark plug.

It's seized.

It's got nothing to do
with spark plugs.

- Right, right, right.

I was thinking maybe you
sing, like, a sick rap tune

or something.

I wanna have a big,
like, bed sheet,

and I'll paint on it,
"will you be my girlfriend?"

- let's go down
and have drinks.

- Let's go warm up
on the inside.

- We just wanna go to bed
right now.

- Okay, darling.
- Have a good sleep.

- Cheers.
- Cheers.

- It was just stupid, really.

And I understand she's really
good at a lot of things,

and I will listen to every--
if I don't know, 100 percent.

- Right.

- Four more days!
Four more days!

- So you wanna move?

- In fact I would just move
over here, right to the dock.

- Okay.

- Since my conversation
with travis, he's trying.

He's an experienced deckhand,
and I can rely on him.

- I'll get everyone up,
be back in a minute.

[ cork pops ]
- oh!

- Pop 'em, bitches!

- Jack?
- Yeah?

- We're moving.
- Oh, goblet of wine.

- Should we roll in
with our lifejackets on

and say the boat's sinking?

[ laughs ]

[ chatters ]

- iceberg, right ahead.

[ whistle blowing ]

[laughter]
- we're going to the dock?

- Yeah, we just wanted
to wake you up.

It was jack's idea.

- You've gotta be ----ing
kidding me.

I feel like I'm closing
down out of pure exhaustion.

I've maybe slept three hours a
day for almost five weeks now.

- I'll take a little sip.
- Just the tip?

- Just the tip is all you need.

- Been saying that for years.

- Go ahead and
haul the anchor.

- Anchor's in the pocket.
- Thank you.

- Okay, so what are
you guys doing?

- What we do when we get
to the dock, we get this--

- throw them over.

- --This is what's
called a heaving line.

- Uh-huh.

- Right, and we'll
chuck it to the dock,

bring it in, and they put the
line on for us.

- Oh. Wow.
- That's it.

- All right, well,
I'll go inside.

- All right.
- Have a good evening.

- You too.

- Look at you, all grown up

and speaking yachty
things to people.

- Right?
It's like ropes and stuff.

Another day in
the life of a yachtie.

Yacht life.

- I was--I was proud
of you, man.

- All right, we'll see you
in the morning.

- Thank you, good night.

- We are four-zero
from our starboard side,

- clear about.

- Forth quarter is at
three-zero to the dock.

Port side is in line
of the dock.

Stern is secure.

- Well done, thank you.

- [bleep]

- sick or fatigued or what?

- Just weak joints
and sh-- in my throat.

- That's what it is, syphilis.

Dr. Jack.

- Good morning.
- Morning, how are you?

- Great.

- There's so many things
you do that I did

that I got so much sh--
for from captain.

- Like what?

- Like for not
wearing a uniform.

- This plate is hot.

- I don't want you
walking out in front

of the guests like that.

We have uniforms
we have to wear.

- You don't wear a uniform.

- I'm sorry, I get away
with more than most people.

I'm sorry.
- You really do.

It's really annoying.

- But I've been doing this
for about 20 years,

so I should be able to
get with a little more.

- Doesn't make it annoy
me any less, though.

Good morning.

- Roger that.
- Thank you.

- Would you guys like
to be seated for breakfast?

- Oh.
- Great, thank you.

- Oh.

- Let's have the service.

Let's have some service.

Plates are ready to go up

and there's
not a stewardess in sight.

Hannah? Anyone?

These guys are paying a
[bleep]-ton of money

for an experience.

They deserve every
ounce of your energy.

- Ready?
- Yes.

- Okay.

- Oh, gosh, eggs bennie.
Do you like eggs benedict?

- Yes, please.
- Oh, boy.

- That's good.
- So good.

Can you ask ben if I can get one
more egg with the white cooked?

- The bread's really good.

- The white cooked more?
- Yeah.

- How the [bleep]
did she work that out?

- Can I get you something?
- Another white russian.

- Sure.
- That's good.

- That for me?
- Oh.

- Here we go.
- Oh, and the tomatoes--

- thank you.
- Okay, thank you, love.

- Mine's a little easier.

- Is it okay?
- Um...

- Oh, boy--

- I can't like--
you see this jelly?

- Yeah, you--you really
don't like that.

- I don't.
- Okay.

- I'm so sorry.
- Let's do it again.

- We love you, ben.

- Hannah, hannah, sorry, could
you come to the galley, please?

[ beeping ]
hannah?

When there are hiccups
in the galley,

I need as much support as
possible, and no one's around.

Hannah, come to
the galley, please.

- Coming up...

- How did the white
glove dinner go off?

- We didn't end up doing it.

[ beeping ]

- hannah, hannah, sorry, could
you come to the galley, please?

[ beeping ]
hannah, hannah.

Hannah.

- Here you go.
- Yes, thank you.

- You are welcome.
- Okay.

- I hear the--you asking.

Hannah, please,
two people in service.

Because ben's asking
if they want more eggs.

- It was just because
he put the plate down.

- I know.

- She just sent
her eggs back again.

She's really, really fussy,
this one.

- I'm legitimately right there
making a drink for the guests.

Just ----ing come get me.
- Here we go.

- Who helped you run
those four plates?

Did you carry all those four?
- Yeah.

- I need someone up here
to help hannah

take some plates to the table.

I don't want you to have
to come in twice.

- It's okay, jack,
anastasia's here.

- Oh, okay.
- Here we go.

- Oh, thank you.
- Is that better?

- Yeah.
Third time's the charm.

- Is everybody happy?
- Yep.

- Yes.
- All smiles?

- Incredible sausage.
- Perfect.

- Excellent. Bye.

- What's anastasia doing now?
- Cabins.

- Okay.
- I can't physically have

two people in
service the whole time.

- So how long does aesha plan
to sleep for, infinity, or--

- she gets eight hours from
when she goes to bed,

like everyone else.

- She gets--oh,
like everyone else.

I get five, if I'm lucky.

- Well, that's your department.
You're your own boss.

- I know.
- I'm her boss...

And I tell her what to do.

- I'm not gonna get aesha up.

- How long has she been
in bed for?

Just curious.

- There's something happening.
- Yeah.

- So you want my girls up
in case you [bleep] up.

- I'm over it, I don't care.

Run your department
however you want. Finito.

- I will.

- Maybe we should pack up.
- Yeah.

- All crew, all crew,
let's get into our whites.

- Get my epaulettes on.

- Where's your hat?
- This one's done.

- All crew, all crew,
because of our bad weather

we are going to line up at
the main salon in five minutes.

- Does it look okay?

- It's been a pleasure.
- Hey--yeah, thank you so much.

- Thanks for putting up with us.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- Thank you so much.
- See you next charter?

- I needed a kick in the ass.

- I love it.
- It was lovely to meet you.

- Thank you,
it was nice to meet you.

- Thank you so much.
- Awesome.

- I couldn't have asked
for a better trip.

- Aw, thank you.
- Deck crew, you guys killed it.

You got all
the stuff out for us,

and I saw you guys working 24/7.

I don't know how
you do it, but--

- yeah, amazing.
- --We appreciate it.

- Thank you.

- Ben, what you did for
our white party--awesome.

- Cheers.
- It was fun to watch.

The passion was beautiful.
- Thank you.

- Girls, inside,
I know we're demanding,

but thank you,
you took care of us.

- You're welcome.
- Yeah.

- And this is for you guys.
- Thank you.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

- You guys were amazing.

- See you guys.
- Thank you.

- Bye-bye.
- Bye-bye.

- So we're gonna turn it around.
We have 24 hours.

- Yeah.

- And we'll reconvene
back here in 30 minutes?

- Perfect.
- Okay.

- Awesome, awesome people.

- The envelope looked good.

- You know, I really like you in
a white t-shirt, you look hot.

- Main deck cover?
- Yeah, main deck cover,

we can throw that on quick.
- Yep.

- I don't know
what to do after this, really.

- What do you mean?

- I wanna, like, take about
three months off in new zealand.

- Yeah.

- Hey, joao, have I got
10 minutes to do my sign?

- I'll give you 10, yeah.

- Do you wanna help
me do me sign?

- You know, and this
is the other reason

why I don't like meeting
guys in yachting.

Because now it's like well,

I'll see him once a month
or something.

- It'll have to be big
enough to cover me, won't it,

because I'm gonna be standing
behind it, like that.

Then I just reveal
the question mark.

- And I always said, like,

I never want a
boyfriend in yachting.

It's just way too
hard to maintain.

- Yeah.

- If you're not, like, staying
on the same boat permanently.

- Hold it straight.

And then do--like let me do
a few hearts and sh--.

- I think you should--
- I'll see how it goes.

- Yeah, yeah, don't put any
pressure on yourself, girl.

Like, you don't owe
anyone anything, you know?

- Yeah. I'm don't want a
change in my plans.

- It's ----ing gorgeous, mate.

- Proud of you, mate.
- Sick.

- All crew to the main salon
in three minutes

for our tip meeting.
- Jack daniels, awesome.

- Actually the last bottle
of verve on board.

- I'm gonna start with you.

- Yep.

- You know what happened
yesterday.

I was surprised, because
I know how much you care.

I get it, we're all tired.

But we still have
a season to complete.

You're forgiven.

- Thank you.

I clearly wasn't myself when
I spoke back to captain sandy.

But I'm glad
that she's giving me a chance

to forget about it and move on.

- First of all, ben, for me
it's been such a pleasure

to witness your passion
in the galley.

That is the kind of chef I want,
and the kind of crew.

By the way, how did the white
glove dinner go off?

- Is it okay if we do
white glove service?

- Yeah.

- It'd be nice if
we try and make everything

as white as we possibly can.

- How did that service go?
- They loved it.

- You did the white gloves?

- No, we didn't end up doing it.

- Why not?

- I--I said that no, I--
- why?

- I just thought it was a bit--

- no, it's not.

The fact that
the white glove was squashed

really irritates me.

I think what the [bleep]?

It's not that hard.

Sandy isn't happy with interior,
and it starts with you.

Hannah, step up
to the plate and do your job.

- The fact that
the white glove

was squashed
really irritates me.

- Can we do white glove service?
- No.

- Why not?

- Because I don't want to.

- Sandy isn't
happy with interior,

and it starts with you.

- If aesha had told me that
the white glove service

was something sandy wanted,
of course I would have done it.

- Hannah, step up to
the plate and do your job.

Everybody in the interior
is lovey-dovey--it's great.

But that isn't delivering
what I want on service.

All I want is for my interior

to match what's
coming out of the galley

and what's happening on deck,
because it's not.

You know, as a chief stew,
she needs to lead her team.

She's not here to make friends.

Be firm, but be fair.

I want you, hannah,
to have that passion.

I don't want to come
into the galley

and find just one
person on service.

- So we don't do cabins
in the mornings?

- No, you do cabins.

But breakfast is
the priority of three girls.

- Yep, so one's sleeping,

one's on cabins,
and one's on service.

- I want two people on service.

- Sandy is right.

Taking a hit with the cabins
is way better

than taking a hit with service.

Impeccable service is
something that people remember.

- Charter nine,
I wanna blow it outta the park.

Everybody got that?

Our tip is $16,000 u.S.,
1,260 per person.

That's it.
So, go back to work.

- Aesha, if you wanna
grab a bite to eat.

- I'm so sorry
she made such a ----ing

big deal out of those gloves.

- Sorry I've been so lovey-dovey

and I'm getting
along with you guys.

- That's our criticism,

stop being friends.
- Yeah.

- We've been doing
a ----ing good job.

I don't care what anyone says.
- Yeah.

- God, they got ripped,
but she's right.

Do you remember
brooke's table setting?

- Yeah, they were insane.

- She just had a passion for
doing it properly, you know?

- Right.
- Like you do as well.

- It was really unfair, girl.
I'm really sorry.

Your tables have been
looking really nice.

- It's hard to take criticism,
no matter what you're doing.

I don't really give
a sh-- anymore.

- Ben, hannah, joao,

meet me in the crew mess for our
final preference sheet meeting.

- Our next charter client
is randy madrid.

Randy's a financial adviser from
manhattan beach, california.

Randy and his longtime
girlfriend nicole

love to travel
the world together,

enjoying all amenities that
come with five-star service.

They will be joined
by a few

of their fellow southern
california beach buddies.

- They want a great gatsby
themed dinner on night one,

and a moulin rouge themed
dinner on night two.

- Whew.

- And you know
the weather is horrific.

- This will be
an interior-based charter.

- Yeah, totally.

I want table settings.

Make it creative,
and draw on your team.

- Okay, perfect.

I definitely have two choices.

One, I can pick myself up and
just work around the clock,

or the other one is
I can kinda go [bleep] you.

So come this next charter,
sandy is not gonna know

what's hit her when it comes
to table décor and party themes.

- Bring it on, baby.

- Yeah, all right, awesome.

- Anastasia, aesha, can you meet
me in the main salon, please.

- Copy.

- Sandy really, really wants us
to smash the table settings.

- Mm.

- So we're supposed
to be going

for dinner tonight
with the crew.

Let's stay on board and
go through this entire boat

and pull whatever we can,
and work out some ideas.

- Oh, but that's not fair.

- Well, I am here to work,
and I don't want that again.

- Mm-hmm, yeah.

- So you're still
welcome to go to dinner.

Me and anastasia--
- I'll stay.

- --Can stay.

- I don't ----ing even
wanna go to dinner, so.

- Well, thank you.
- Okay.

- I'm gonna go on break.

- Travis, have you
got my lighter, still?

- The boomerang?

- Yeah, the boomerang
that never came back.

- Hey, man.

- Trav, operation x
is going underway.

- Are you proposing, jack?

- Sh! Sh!

- I don't know,
tell me what's going on

and then I know when to shut up.

Jack, can he tell me?

- That's adorable.

Why am I crying?

Do you want me to get some
champagne or something ready?

- Not a bad idea.
- Yeah, okay.

Champagne, cheese.

- Okay, colin,
you're gonna go get her,

and then open them doors.

- Wait, what about if you put
the sheet up and she's there,

and then the sheet drops,
and you're behind it with--

- that's what we're doing.

- That's what we were doing the
whole time, ya silly dum-dum.

- Yeah?

- Um, can you get
dressed real quick

and talk to me on the main deck?
- Yeah, sure. Yeah.

- All right?
- Okay.

- You okay?
- All good?

- Yeah.

[bleep] me, I'm like
what's wrong with colin

that he needs to take me outside

into the blistering cold
to have a chat?

- Is it the right way round?
- Yeah, go, go, go.

- Wait, wait, wait--

- just stay here for a sec.

- Wait, before you drop it,
give it a second.

All right?

I'm nervous about it.

- Behind it, girls!
- Sorry!

- Is it the right way round?

- Just stand here for a sec.

- Wait until she's ready
before you drop it.

Give it a second.

- ♪ this is where it all started
this is where it all began ♪

♪ you won the crew's hearts ♪

♪ you know that
we're your biggest fan ♪

♪ aesha, don't you know
you were in the crew mess? ♪

♪ you met such a guy,
would you expect less? ♪

♪ there's something above-deck
that you'd wanna see ♪

♪ so enjoy your surprise
a surprise it will be ♪

- oh!

[ squealing ]

- no, this is...

- Did I get a "yes?"

- this is the nicest thing
anyone's ever done for me.

I was just...

I'm sorry, I'm just overwhelmed.

I just think it's, like,

the cutest way that anyone's
ever asked me out before.

Like, and it's so romantic.

- That was the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

- I will be your girlfriend.
- Lovely.

Who would say no to
a bed sheet proposal,

even though it looked
like a murder scene?

- Cheers, boyfriend.

- Cheers, girlfriend.

- Joao's never done
anything like that for me.

[ laughter ]
bastard.

Oh, hey, bud.

- We're going on a date
later as well, you know.

- Are we?
- Yeah.

- So it looks like
someone got murdered.

- Well, someone did--
they lost their singledom.

- Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, exactly.

- It's pretty much
the same thing.

- You're dead right, babe.

- Well, let's go get ready.
- Let's go and scrub this off.

- Uh-huh.

- I feel like sh--.

- Who's going?
- Just the bros.

- Love you guys.
- Love you.

- Bye, love you.
- Bye.

- Let's roll.
- Righto.

[ grunting ]

- after you, gents.
- Woo!

- I hope we go to
a rooftop bar tonight.

That'll be sick.
- Yeah, that'd be great.

- So we have literally
great gatsby theme one night,

moulin rouge the next night.

I think these for
the great gatsby.

- Beads--ooh.

Moulin rouge?
- Yes.

Let's just get anything,
like, red, black, and gold out.

- Thank you.
- Pleasure.

- Bye!
- See you soon.

- Enjoy.
- Thank you.

- Have a good dinner.
- Cheers, buddy.

- It is, I actually
really like it.

- Just a few lads having
a bit of a night out.

A bottle of red and
a bottle of white, possibly?

- Hello.

- Oh, this is nice, isn't it?
- Oh, this is so romantic.

- Would you mind if we ordered
two espresso martinis, please?

- Of course.

- Did she give you more because
she thinks I'm a drunk?

Oh.

- Should have
got cheaper wine for him.

- Trying to hold
my sh-- together.

- You're the first guy in, like,
years that's actually

made me wanna
have a boyfriend.

- We haven't even had sex.
Isn't that weird?

- So that's how you know
that I really like you.

Cheers.

- Thank you.
Thank you.

- Jesus.
- It's good we know.

- I think the ----ing
chicks have gotta--

after sandy's chat,
they have to

pick up their a-game, chum.

- They got ----ing
destroyed today.

- I think we've
got enough, babe.

- Great gatsby, moulin rouge.

- I've ordered stuff.
[ speaks french ]

I think we're good.

- If you wanna, like,
really simplify what she said,

is interior, you're really
----ing up

and you're making us
look really bad.

- Honestly...
- Yeah.

- I'm with sandy on this one.
- 100 percent.

- If the guests' experience
is suffering

so aesha gets eight hours' sleep

and a two and
a half hour break--

- I don't know if it's just--
it was just this last charter,

or it's been happening.
- It's definitely a buildup.

- And that lovey-dovey
stew crap--

- yeah.
- --I'm done with it.

They should be getting
half the sleep.

Then they wouldn't have
so much lovey-dovey energy.

- Right, I get it.
- I'd cut their sleep in half.

These girls, they get
10 hours of sleep a day.

- This is very great gatsby.

- Either they are geniuses,

or the ball's getting dropped.

I'm leaning to the latter.

- It's not too late.
It's the last--last charter.

- Yeah, step it up.
- End with a bang.

- What have you
turned me into, aesha?

I used to be cool
before I met you.

- Honey, thanks for staying back
and helping me tonight.

- Of course,
it's my pleasure, babe.

- Should we go?
- Yeah.

- Thank you so much,
that was amazing.

- How was your guys' dinner?
- It was amazing.

- Bloody good.

- Straight to monaco
in the morning.

- Kiss. Love you.
- Okay. Go to bed.

- Are you?
- Mm-hmm.

- What are you gonna do, man?

- I'm out, I'm going to bed.

- Oh, look, let's put this here.

- Oh [bleep].

[bleep] I'm sick, bud,
it's not even a joke anymore.

I feel like death,
man, seriously.

My immune system
is completely shot now.

It couldn't have hit me
at a more vulnerable time.

- Aw, thanks.

- Oh.

- We can have sex now.
We can have a lot of sex now.

[ laughs ]

so nice.

Thank you.

[ knocking quietly ]

- yeah.

- Lord, he has
a bad ----ing fever.

- Okay.

That's okay.

- The charter begins tomorrow.

I have no idea what's
going on with joao,

and I have no idea what
we're going to do.

- Next on "below deck med."

- you must have deep-rooted
passion.

- Welcome to your
moulin rouge night.

- Whoa, whoa!

- When you're stuck on the dock,

there's nothing else
to do but eat.

No one said
they didn't like snails.

- No.

I'm feeling a little chemistry.

- Provisions are here, darling.
- Are they?

- If you'd like
to help us bring them in.

Friendship overrides hierarchy,
and with no hierarchy,

there's no accountability.

- Why isn't the table set?

Wake hannah up, wake everybody
up, because I'm pissed.

- Deck team's got
all the toys out.

Why can't I get this
from the interior?

----Ing three deck people up.

- They washed your
----ing dishes.

- Just back off
and have a little faith.

- I want everybody up.
Now, hannah.

- For more "below deck med,"
go to bravotv.Com.