All language subtitles for pfa-wonder.woman.s02e22.1080p-HI

[motorcycle approaching]

[motorcycle engine accelerating]

[tires screeching]

- [man groaning]
- Hey, are you all right?

Sorry. My bike, it ran out of gas.

It won't take me where I have to go.
But your car will.

What? This was all an act
so you could steal my car?

Just stay where you are.

Hey, look.
I really don't like doing this.

I'm sorry.
But I have a very good reason.

You're not going to leave me here
in the middle of nowhere, are you?

Just wait on the road.
You're a beautiful girl.

Somebody's gonna come by
and pick you up.

Thanks a lot.

[car engine starting]

[theme music playing]

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Get us out from under

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman

[police siren wailing]

[indistinct radio chatter]

[Diana] Hi, Sheriff.

- [Beal] What happened to him?
- He hit his head, knocked himself out.

Mmm-hmm.

- This your car?
- Yes, sir.

Did you know he was packing this?

[chuckles] It looked a lot bigger
when it was pointing at me.

I don't think I've seen you
round these parts before, Miss...

Prince, Diana Prince.

I was on my way to meet a friend
when he hijacked my car.

This friend you say you're gonna meet?

Well, he's at the Red Mountain Army
Missile Range, about 20 miles from here.

And I'm already late, Sheriff.

Well, I'm afraid you're going
to have to be a little later.

I have to take you back to town
to sign a statement.

Um...

- What town?
- [Beal] Name of Burrogone.

Oh, it's back there a ways.

I, uh...

I guess you can drive your own car
and follow me.

[Diana sighs]

All right, I guess.
I just hope we don't take too long.

Sheriff Beal to Home Plate.
Come in, Luther. You read me? Over.

[Luther] You catch up with that guy
on the motorcycle yet?

Bringing him in now.

And there's some girl he tried to get
a car away from. Bringing her in, too.

So tell everybody to get into their
song and dance. Over and out.

[barking]

Better take the car over to Ernie's
and gas up.

It's the last gas station in 100 miles.

Okay. Thanks, Sheriff.

I'll join you
as soon as we lock him up.

Okay.

Thank you.

[Beal] Get the other end.

All right.

Get out of here, dog.

"Mac MacDonald."

- Hey, he's coming around.
- Swell.

That's all we need is for him to start
shooting off his mouth

while I'm getting
a statement from that girl.

You want I should arrange
a terminal accident for him?

No, no. Not unless we have to.

We'll just keep him on ice here.

It's that girl that's got me worried.

Dog, what is the matter with you?
Will you go on home?

[whines]

Oh, Luther, take a truck out to
the highway and pick up his cycle.

I don't want it raising
any questions out there.

[chuckling] Yes, sir, Sheriff.

Something strike you funny, Luther?

Yeah. Well, no. I was just thinking,
you sure do sound official.

Well, we better all sound like
what we're supposed to be

while we got a stranger in town.

Yes, sir, Sheriff.

Yes, sir.

[door closes]

What's the matter with the people
in this town, anyway?

They act like they've never seen
a stranger before.

- Stranger?
- Yeah.

[chuckling] Sure, we get strangers
through here all the time.

Anyway, six, eight times a year.

[laughing]

Of course, they ain't all
as pretty as you.

[laughing]

[Ernie] Oh, hi, Sheriff.

I can take that statement
from you now, miss.

Good.

We can do it over coffee here,
if it's all the same to you.

Just so I can be on my way
as soon as possible, Sheriff.

We wouldn't want to keep you
around here any longer than we have to.

- Would we, Ernie?
- No, sir.

"Statement of Miss Diana Prince

regards armed robbery attempt,

parenthesis, grand theft auto attempt,

parenthesis, by the suspect
Mac MacDonald."

Oh.

Sometimes I think the pack rats carried
these off and brought them back again.

Sherriff, it's really getting late,
and I...

Look, I've got to ask you
one more question.

You said you were gonna meet
somebody at the test site?

Oh, yeah, but by this time,
he probably thinks I got lost.

[Steve on radio] Diana was supposed
to be there over two hours ago, Hal.

Yeah. Frankly, I'm worried, Steve.

I called the main gate.
There's no sign of her there.

Nothing on the approach road?

No, sir. And the gate guard can
see ten miles of it from his position.

Keep me informed, Hal.

When she does get there,
give her a fast escort.

I want her there
for the final countdown.

Right.

[corporal 1] Seating down
program trajectory.

Program yaw at 17 degrees left of six.

Two degrees right of six.

[corporal 2 on radio] Program yaw
at 17 degrees left of six,

two degrees right of six.

[beeping]

[corporal 1] 45-degree climb.

15-degree left turn
with 3-degree descent.

Where's our countdown, Corporal?

Minus 52 minutes, Captain.

[corporal 2 on radio]
Right turn, 45 degrees.

3-degree climb to the left,
12 degrees.

Set air guidance to acquisition mode.
Arm warhead for impact timing.

[corporal 1] Mission complete,
Lieutenant.

- All responses A-okay.
- Right, Corporal.

- How did it go, Andy?
- All systems are go, Captain.

This baby will think
the Athena rocket right to its target.

Good.

- Just one thing that worries me.
- Yeah, what's that?

Well, there were supposed to be
two of these.

A spare for backup,
in case one got damaged in transit.

Now when I came here
to uncrate them an hour ago,

I found this in one crate...

and this in the other one.

- [Hal] A regular-issue flight helmet.
- [Andy] Right.

So where's my backup control helmet?

This better be a foul-up,
or we're in big trouble.

We better find out in a hurry.

I sure appreciate
your cooperation, Miss Prince.

You sure I can't buy you
a little lunch?

No, thanks anyway. Maybe next time
I come to Burrogone, Sheriff.

- Well, thanks again.
- Uh-huh.

Hey, Frida, whip me up a chili, size...

Goodbye, Sheriff Beal.

Hey.

What are you doing?

What in...

What are you doing to my car?

[chuckles] By golly, this sure
is your lucky day, miss.

Just on a whim,
I checked under your hood

and dogged if your fuel pump
wasn't leaking.

Your whole car
might've blowed up on you.

Just look at this little bugger.
Look at the gasoline pour out of there.

Well, I'll have it fixed up for you
right away. No time at all.

[radio static]

[exhales]

[man] You trying to get the news?

Um...

- Hi, who are you?
- I'm just George.

Just George?

Yes, that's what everybody
says when they see me.

"That's just George."

Well, I'm just Diana, George.

I'm happy to meet you, Diana George.

No, no, no, I'm Diana, George.

That's what I said, ma'am.
Diana George.

Yes, that's what you said. Um...

I can't seem to get
my car radio to work.

Oh. Maybe you'll read a newspaper.

Only costs a dime.

But this...

This newspaper
is three weeks old, George.

That's why it costs a dime.
Cost a quarter, new.

You don't want it, huh?

Oh, no, it's fine. I'll tell you what.
Uh...

I'll pay you full price
for the newspaper

if you'll give me some information.

Good, anything you want. Anything.

Okay, is there a car for rent,
or a taxi service in town?

No, ma'am. Nothing like that. No.

What about a bus? There's got to be
a bus that goes through Burrogone.

One came through about eight years ago.

The driver was lost.

[George laughing]

[laughs]

Well, uh...

What about a public telephone?

Is there a public telephone
somewhere in town?

Flo has one in the front room.

She's our telephone operator.

That is the best news
I've heard all morning.

- You're a doll.
- Thank you.

[George] Flo's not home now.

- She's not?
- No, no.

She went to the store. I seen her go.

She'll be back in a little while.

I can't even call Hal
to send someone to pick me up.

That's great. You know,

I get the feeling that there's something
very strange going on in this town.

- I gotta go now.
- Hey, wait!

[barks]

Nice doggy. Friendly doggy.

Nice doggy. Nice doggy.

Get out of the way.

[Luther] I'm telling you, Sherriff,
we're asking for trouble

if we don't get rid of that woman
before she gets wise.

Okay, hero. Do you want
to be the one to do it?

Why don't we give the job to Flo?

Not a bad idea.

[Luther] Hey, you want me
to check on her, boss?

[Beal] No, I'll do that.

- What do you know?
- Hmm?

You know that prisoner
we got in the cell there?

Mmm.

Seems he got into a little misdemeanor
mischief a couple years back.

Halloween mischief on a motorcycle.

- Something else.
- What?

- You'll never guess who his uncle is.
- Who?

The sheriff of Burrogone.

[both laughing]

Hey.

Been looking at your dossier here, Mac.

Seems as though you is
a regular jailbird, ain't you?

Yeah, that's right. You sleep it off.

The more you don't see,
the longer you stay alive. Huh.

[dog barking]

Hey, what're you doing in there?

[dog whimpering]

Hey! Come on back out.

Oh, no!

Sheriff! Sheriff Beal! Mac's escaped!

[explosions]

No!

[exclaiming]

[exclaiming]

[knocking on door]

[Flo] Just come on in. It's open.

Well, I am speaking up, Mrs. Merkle.

Oh, just have a seat.
I'll be with you in just a minute.

Well, I'm shouting myself hoarse.

There's so much noise
on the line today. That's all.

But they're working on it.
It'll be cleared up soon.

It's Mrs. Merkle.

Yes, all right.

[vehicle approaching]

That prisoner, Mac, he's escaped.

I want you all to keep
your eyes peeled for him.

Incidentally, one of you two jokers

is going to have to pay
for a new vehicle

out of your share of the take.

How they coming?

Be a while yet, looks like.

They still don't have the rocket
in firing position.

Sing out when they do.

- Is that walkie-talkie working?
- Yeah.

All right, Mrs. Merkle.
My best to Fred, too.

Maybe later we can hear
each other better.

[sighs]

- Hello, dearie. My name's Flo.
- Nice to meet you, Flo.

- Is there something I can do for you?
- Yes, as a matter of fact, there is.

I want to make a call
to the military testing grounds.

- About 30 miles from here.
- Oh, I know where it is, all right.

The trouble is
there's so much line noise today.

I don't know what it is.
Maybe sunspots or something.

Uh, you might do better
if you plugged it

into the outgoing
as opposed to the incoming.

Mercy sakes, you're right.

You'd think after 25 years,
I'd get the hang of this thing.

May I?

Well, sure.

[static hissing]

Bad enough here in town,

but on the trunk line out to
the testing grounds, there's no way.

[Diana groaning]

That's the same static I heard
on the car radio this morning.

You know,
a person might get the idea

someone was jamming communications
in and out of Burrogone.

You mean commies?

Hey you, hold it right there!

[Beal] Hold it!

Mac, you come back here right now!

Say please, Luther.

- Now go after him.
- Yes, Sheriff. I'm going, I'm going.

It's so lovely you could
join me for a cup of tea.

There's one thing about Burrogone.

It's not much of a town, but we do
try to make folks feel welcome.

I bet you never heard of this town
before today, did you, dearie?

Uh, actually, I did.

I remember reading an article
a while back

about colorful Western place names.

Burrogone, do you know
what the name means?

Why, goodness, no, child.
It's just a name.

It doesn't mean anything.

I suppose not.

- Do you take anything in yours?
- No, thanks, Flo, nothing in mine.

[Flo] Well, here you are.

Now, you drink this.

I could tell you were
all tensed up about something.

Now, I'll get mine.

[imperceptible]

[Flo] Now, here we are.
Isn't this lovely?

Having a little tea party.

Oh!

[Diana] Oh, I'm so sorry.

I'm clumsy today for some reason.
Everything that's been happening...

It's no trouble at all.
I'll just get a towel to mop that up.

Okay.

There's plenty of water
for another cup.

[door closes]

Here we are.

I goofed. Had it all set up
and she walked out.

[Mac] Psst. Psst.

Lady, listen. I don't know what
your name is, but you have to trust me.

Trust you? I can't even see you.

And if you are who I think you are,
you pulled a gun on me.

And if it hadn't been for Wonder Woman,
you would've stolen my car.

[Mac] Listen, I understand you travel
in the best of company,

but I still thought
you were one of them.

Lady, you've got to trust me.

I heard them plan it with Flo
for her to kill you.

Okay, you don't believe me?
Go inside and have a cup of tea.

Okay. Okay.

- Where do we talk?
- Turn to your right.

There's a freight depot.

- [exclaims]
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I just wanted to make sure
you weren't followed. Okay?

- Who are you?
- Mac. Mac MacDonald.

Okay.

One time citizen of Burrogone.
But I'm a for real citizen.

They put you in the jail.
How did you get out, Mac MacDonald?

My uncle is the sheriff of this town.

When I was 13 years old,

Jailbreak Willie taught me
how to bust out of jail.

Hey, listen, I was just
passing through town,

I figured I'd come in
and say hello to Uncle Bert.

I get into town, and nobody,

I mean, nobody is who
they're supposed to be.

Especially Uncle Bert.

Well, if Flo or Ernie
are any indication,

I'd say they're all imposters.

- Am I right?
- Every last one of them.

I want to show you something.

[Mac reading]

- Today's the 14th, right?
- That's right.

There's nobody in town.

All right. But we still don't know who
these people are or what they're up to.

No, except the only obvious thing

they've done is they've set up
a portable generator

and they've put it inside the barn
at the end of town.

Yes, I have seen that building.

[exhales]

Okay, then it's your turn to trust me.

- Okay?
- Okay.

I think it's part of a plan
to steal an army missile

being tested in about an hour
in the Red Mountain Missile Range.

What's our next move?

Well, your next move is to do whatever
you have to to get out of town.

Go to Captain Hal Shaver
at the Red Mountain Test Area

and tell him to abort the Athena flight.

What about you?
You gonna be okay?

I'm gonna do everything I can to put
that generator out of commission.

Go on, and be careful.

These are five of them, Bill.

You've been on the project
since it started.

- Any of them look familiar?
- Who are they?

[Steve] These are men
who've left the project

or have been fired
because of potential security risks.

Sorry, none of them ring a bell.

- [intercom buzzing]
- Excuse me.

Trevor. Yeah, put him through.
It's Hal Shaver.

Yeah, Hal, look,
I've got five prime suspects here.

Any one of them could've taken
the missing control helmet.

Well, there's not much we can do
about it now, Steve. Except maybe pray.

We're eight minutes
and counting from launch.

- Any sign of Diana?
- None.

Looks like she's going
to miss all the excitement.

Keep me posted. I'll be here.

- Any problems?
- No, it's been quiet.

Some of us are getting pretty tired
of all this dumb play-acting.

When do we see some loot
out of all this?

You've already seen some
pretty good loot up front.

- The payoff isn't far away now.
- Well, it better be worth it.

[gunshots]

Hold it right there, little lady.

The dummy here tells me you saved
him from being run over by the jeep.

Now maybe you'd like to save him
from having his head ventilated?

Nothing tells me that he isn't
one of you. Everybody else is.

[Beal] Want to bet?

Of course, you don't have
as much to lose as George has.

No, please,
don't let him do it. Please.

[sighs] All right.
What do you want me to do?

Just let me lock you up somewhere
till we're done with what we're doing.

Why lock me up?
Why don't I just leave?

- Leave?
- [Wonder Woman] Yeah.

Fly away.

Like this.

Bad man. Not even the real sheriff.

George!

[coughs]

And I'm not the real, real George.

Straight in the face, this stuff
will stop a herd of elephants.

- Is she dead?
- I doubt it.

But she can't bother us anymore.

Where's Ernie?

Ernie?

- Help! Help!
- Ernie!

Help!

Get that idiot down.

I want everybody in the street
in two minutes flat. Now, let's move it.

Five, four, three, two...

[man on radio] One, zero.

We are in flight. All systems go.

[man] All systems go.

Proceeding now with
program trajectory number one.

Proceeding as programmed.
First program systems A-okay.

Program yaw two degrees
left of six. Repeat.

[helmet beeping]

Program yaw two degrees left of six...

[man] Level five, 45 degrees...

Attention.

The Athena rocket
has completed 90%

of its required maneuvers
on its "A" program.

[all cheering]

It's perfect.

Now bring it back
and we'll try the "B" run.

[man] Commencing 45 degrees
as set for "B" run.

15 degrees left turn
with maximum acceleration.

Repeat. 15 degrees left turn.

- 15 degrees left turn...
- [helmet stops beeping]

- What're you doing?
- It's getting away from me.

[man] Rocket now
in unprogrammed yaw to right.

Unprogrammed yaw completed.
32 degrees minimal trajectory.

Missile now violating
test range facility.

- Are we still transmitting?
- Yes, sir, we're wide open.

Captain.

I'm picking up a transmission
beamed our way.

- Is it capable of interfering with ours?
- Yes, sir, it is.

[radio static hissing]

Captain! Captain, I can't control it.
It's not responding!

Don't knock yourself out, Andy.

It's the other control helmet.
We've found it.

Get a bearing on its new course.

MPs and security people, saddle up,
we're going after it!

[motorcycle approaching]

[Hal] Who are you?

- Are you Shaver?
- [Hal] Yeah. What do you want?

I have a message for you from
a Diana Prince to abort Athena flight.

- Oh, tell me I'm too late.
- We'll see about that!

All right, everybody, let's go!

[helmet beeping]

There it is. I see it.

Bull's-eye!

- [Ernie] He did it!
- [George] Don't touch it!

It works. It works!

Don't you have that other
important item, Sheriff?

Sure thing. Got it all ready
over in the sheriff's office.

Don't you think it calls
for a little celebration?

Yes, sir.

Okay, hey, everybody, let's go back
to the jail. We've got a party going on.

[all laughing and chattering]

Sir. Sir, the missile's landed.
30 miles south of here.

Right. We'll see how fast
we can travel 30 miles.

[laughing and chattering]

[all laughing]

Aren't you going to have a drink?
This stuff packs an awful... wallop.

More of a wallop
than you think, Sheriff.

Why, you...

See, my friends, I'm not really
very much of a sharing person.

Besides, you would've all
been too greedy

to wait for the big payoff, anyway.

A million dollars cash sale is nothing.

You understand that, Wonder Woman?
Nothing.

Just as soon as I build
a few more of these helmets...

I'll hold the whole country
for ransom.

The military, the airlines,

they'll all have to pay if they want
their planes to fly unmolested.

You see...

There's no defense against
a thought-controlled missile.

[chuckles]

[George] Follow me.

[wind whooshing]

[helmet beeping]

There he is now.

[helmet resumes beeping]

[engine revving]

It was all perfect.

Everything planned, step by step,
and you had to show up.

Well, there are some things
you just can't count on.

Come on, George.

- [barks]
- [officer] All right, let's go.

Load them up.

[dog continues barking]

- Genius, huh?
- [Hal] Get 'em aboard.

Well, there it is, Steve.

You know, the I.A.D.C.
owes a big vote of thanks

to a young man
by the name of Mac MacDonald.

I'll see to it that he gets
a commendation, Diana.

- They wanna give you a medal.
- Mmm.

[Steve] Oh, by the way...

I found out that your friend,
George is a Dr. Wunderley.

He was fired off
the project two months ago

when they found out he was playing
footsies with a foreign government.

He's a very dangerous man, Steve.
I hope they lock him up for a long time.

I think you can count on that, Diana.

- So long, now.
- Okay, bye.

Hal.

You know, I should've known
that these people

weren't the real residents
of Burrogone

when old Flo gave it away.

She didn't know
what the name meant.

- Burrogone? What does it mean?
- Why don't you tell him, Mac?

I'll tell you what,
I'll tell him the story

if you promise to have lunch
with me tomorrow.

Okay.

The story goes that there was
this old prospector,

he came into town
and he met these Indians.

- Yeah.
- He taught them how to play poker.

Except that he taught them so well,

that he lost everything he owned,
except for his mule.

So he takes his mule
and he puts it in the last pot.

- And?
- That's what Burrogone means.

This is the town that he lost
his jackass in.

[all laughing]

[theme music playing]

Wonder Woman

Here to fight the force of evil

And your chance won't be denied

Woman of the hour with your superpower

We're so glad you're on our side

Wonder Woman

You're a wonder

Wonder Woman