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I'm gonna send this selfie
to a gentleman friend.
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What do you think?
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Wow. That's...
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Wow.
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Kudos to your plastic surgeon.
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It's a team, actually,
but they're all great.
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Who's your gentleman friend?
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Spencer. I thought you guys had a fight.
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He's an ignorant buffoon,
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and I want him to see
what he's missing.
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Are you sure you should be
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sending a photo that...
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Good morning.
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Yeah, it is.
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Hey, he's not bothering you,
is he?
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We've been married so long,
I put up with him.
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At least when I get my
belly rubbed, I say thank you.
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How-how do you zoom in?
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Oh, you just pinch and flick.
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Thank you.
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I, uh,
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I have a favor to ask. Oh, sure.
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What's up? Me and Meredith
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are celebrating our anniversary.
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It's 55 years.
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Oh, wow, that is amazing.Yeah.
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My record is three years,
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but the guy was in a coma
for half of it.
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You're joking, right?
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Boy, I wish.
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So, your anniversary?
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Yes. Meredith always wanted
to go to Paris,
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but we never did,
so I thought maybe we could
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do a nice, fancy
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French dinner tomorrow.
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Aw. That is so sweet.
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I could have Bert
plan a special menu,
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and I could sing a
French song for you guys.
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Hm.Like...
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♪ Oh, la, la, la vie amor...
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I didn't know you could sing.
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I can dance, too.
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Yeah.
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Jazz hands.
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Is it, is it, is it too much?
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Okay. Great.
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Hey, Bert. Hey, boss.
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Um, you think that you could
cook a fancy French dinner
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for Harry and Meredith?
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Can Steve Harrison
do 22 one-arm push-ups?
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Who's Steve Harrison?
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My buddy. Guy's an animal.
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Of course, it's easier for him.
He's only got the one arm.
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Um, Bert,
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this is really important.
Meredith is very sick,
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and this could be
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the last anniversary dinner
they have.
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Uh, okay.
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No worries. I got this. You sure?
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Gina, have I ever let you down?
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Many times.
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All right, let me put this
a different way,
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do you believe in me?
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Eh...
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Thank you.
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I'll make my specialty,
escargot.
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Great.
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Ramon, go out to the garden,
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see if you can rustle up
some snails.
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♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give ♪
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♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live ♪
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♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness ♪
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♪ And if you're feeling
like crap ♪
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♪ It's time to face the fact
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative ♪
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♪ To be positive
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♪ If we become ♪ If we become ♪
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♪ What we believe ♪ What we believe ♪
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♪ Then as ye think
ye shall receive ♪♪ As ye think ♪
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♪ So just let go of the
past♪♪ So let go of the past
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♪ Pull your head from your ass
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♪ It's your prerogative
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♪ Your prerogative ♪
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♪ To be positive.
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Hey, Mr. Nomad,
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how's your trip going?
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Great, just great.
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The freedom of the open road
is truly exhilarating.
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Aw, I'm so glad.
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How many miles have you
racked up so far?
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Mm, let's see. 12.
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Yeah, might stop
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for a breakfast burrito,
might not.
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Road warriors don't make plans.
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Although, I do have a ticket
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to visit Mount Vernon
Thursday at 4:00.
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Oh, I'm happy for you.
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Just do me a favor,
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text me your location
every few hours, you know,
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to help with the search.
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Ha, ha.
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So, how are things going over
there, good buddy?
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Trucker lingo.
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Oh, come in.
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We need to talk
about my surgery tomorrow.
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Drew, I got to run,
but you be careful out there.
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10-4.
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Oh! Oh, uh...
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Breaker, breaker, good buddy.
Keep an eye out for Smokey.
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So, tomorrow,
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I have to be at the hospital...
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9:00 a.m., I know.
It's in my calendar.
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You're the reason
I'm doing this.
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And you remember that when
you're able to run and play
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with the other children.
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I saw a hip replacement
surgery on YouTube.
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They pretty much hang you
from the ceiling.
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If you're trying to make me
jealous, it's working.
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Cute.
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I'm gonna need
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a health care proxy
to make my decisions,
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just in case.
I want it to be you.
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Wouldn't your daughter
be a better choice?
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In a perfect world, yes.
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In this world,
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she's in a poker tournament
at an Indian casino
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outside of Bakersfield.
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I'm sorry.
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You've been more of a daughter
to me anyway.
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Thank you.
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Hey. Don't worry
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about a thing.
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I will be the first person
you see when you wake up.
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Unless I don't wake up.
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You're gonna wake up.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Hello, Instagram followers.
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Welcome to all 42 of you.
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This is night one
of my new travel vlog
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"Near and Far with Drew Dunbar."
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Ah, you hear that?
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It's as if nature is right here
in the van with me.
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Wait, is something
here in the van with me?
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See down here...
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Aw.
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Aw, look at that. It...
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I think it's a baby bird.
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Oh, hey there, little fella.
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Oh! Oh, God, it's a bat!
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It's a bat!
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It's on me, it's on me!
Oh, it's gonna fly in my mouth!
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Are you okay? What?
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Are you okay?
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Yeah. No, I'm good.
Uh... There was a bat.
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Big one. Two, three-footer.
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Basically a vicious flying rat.
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I didn't see anything.
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'Cause I scared it off.
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So, you're safe now.
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I'm Drew.
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Hannah.
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Yeah, nice to meet
you, Hannah. Yeah, you, too.
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I'm in the Econoline
by the bathrooms
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if you have any more trouble.
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Okay. Thanks.
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You know what, actually,
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um...
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I was thinking about having
a little bit of a nightcap.
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Perhaps a White Russian
with almond milk?
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How about tequila?
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Mm, gives me acid reflux,
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but, uh, what the heck,
I have a whole roll of Tums.
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#VanLife.
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It's what we say.
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It's open.
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Okay, Cannoli,
it's time to go potty.
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Potty? This thing
leaves behind a hot brick.
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Harry, why don't you take him?
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It's cold outside.
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Give me the leash.
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Come on. Come on, come on.
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Please, God,
make it just be number one.
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Come on, let's go. Come on.
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All right, what's going on?
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I have something for you.
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It's in the drawer.
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Oh, yay.
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A Bible.
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And in large print.
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There's a box in there.
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Oh.
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What is this? Just open it.
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Oh, Meredith.
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Oh, my goodness, it's beautiful.
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It was my mother's.
I want you to have it.
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No, I-I can't.
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Yes, you can.
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You have been so good
to me and to Harry.
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Meredith, oh,
I love this, but...
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But what?
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You want to wait until I'm gone
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so I can't get to see
that look on your face?
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Thank you.
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Do me a favor, don't tell Harry.
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Why not?
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He thinks I'm gonna
live forever.
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Also, don't tell Gabby.
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The last thing I need
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is her fishing around
for earrings.
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Smooth.
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Yes. Goes down nice and easy.
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Oh, good, more.
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So, that's a pretty sweet ride
you got there.
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Oh. Yes. Thank you.
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I got a big thumbs up at
the Wendy's drive-through.
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They were very cool about me
knocking down their sign.
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You crack me up.
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Right.
Yeah, it's just being funny.
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Definitely not something
that happened.
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So...
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How long you been
living the van life?
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A few years. You?
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Oh, going on four... Mm...
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Five hours now.
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So, where you
headed to next? Um,
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I'm thinking Pennsylvania. I think you mean
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"Pennsyl-van-yeah."
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Not drunk enough
to laugh at that one.
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Let me top that off for you.
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Thanks.Yeah.
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You know, I'm starting
to feel like
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this trip was the right choice.
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To living in the here and now.
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Hm. And making connections
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along the way.
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Yup. Right choice.
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You want to give me
a tour of your van?
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Ah...
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Yes.
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Morning, everybody. ALL: Morning, Gina.
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Anybody seen Bert?
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Try the Hidey Hole.
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I'm sorry, the what?
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The bar by the bus station.
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It's 8:00 in the morning.
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No clocks in the Hidey Hole.
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Gabby, I need you
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to take Norma to her surgery.
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Why? I got to go find Bert
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or this anniversary dinner
is screwed.
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I meant why me?
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Yeah, why her?
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Norma,
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I'm so sorry, but I
have got an emergency.
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I'm an emergency. I know.
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You promised you'd be there.
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And I will be,
the moment you wake up.
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So, I have to go
through this alone?
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You have nothing to worry about.
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Gabby's gonna take
good care of you.
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Look me in the eye and say that.
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I'll get there, I promise.
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Hannah?
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Hannah?
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Hannah.
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Set me up again, Stewie.
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Ugh.
269
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Bert.
270
00:12:29,923 --> 00:12:31,098
How'd you find me?
271
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Ramon. Who's that?
272
00:12:32,621 --> 00:12:34,057
He works for you.
273
00:12:35,580 --> 00:12:37,278
I don't think so.
274
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:40,281
Talk to me, Bert.
What is going on?
275
00:12:40,324 --> 00:12:43,588
I can't do it. I can't make
the fancy French meal.
276
00:12:43,632 --> 00:12:45,068
Sure you can. You have to.
277
00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:46,785
You don't think I tried?
I was in that kitchen
278
00:12:46,809 --> 00:12:48,985
at the crack of dawn,
dicing onions,
279
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:50,160
clarifying butter.
280
00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,510
Ask Ramon. He was there.
281
00:12:53,511 --> 00:12:55,339
Come back, please.
282
00:12:55,383 --> 00:12:56,776
I will help you.
283
00:12:56,819 --> 00:12:59,039
You can't help me.
No one can help me.
284
00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,997
I'm a loser. Stop it.
285
00:13:01,041 --> 00:13:03,565
You are a terrific chef. No, I'm not.
286
00:13:03,608 --> 00:13:06,176
Bert, I see greatness in you.
287
00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:09,397
I have to squint,
but I can see it.
288
00:13:09,440 --> 00:13:12,226
When I squint,
I only see my eyelashes.
289
00:13:12,269 --> 00:13:13,705
Stop talking,
290
00:13:13,749 --> 00:13:15,925
and just listen to me.
The last couple of weeks,
291
00:13:15,969 --> 00:13:18,449
the food has gotten
so much better,
292
00:13:18,493 --> 00:13:19,886
and do you know
what that tells me?
293
00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:21,322
What?
294
00:13:21,365 --> 00:13:24,281
That you can do anything
you put your mind to.
295
00:13:26,153 --> 00:13:27,807
Why do you keep believing in me?
296
00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:29,634
Because everybody deserves a...
297
00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,506
One, two, three, four...
298
00:13:31,549 --> 00:13:33,334
Fifth chance.
299
00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,599
Thank you.
300
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,254
Stewie, I'm gonna need
a cup of coffee
301
00:13:40,297 --> 00:13:42,038
and a cigarette dipped
in crystal meth.
302
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:43,518
Coming at you.
303
00:13:43,561 --> 00:13:44,606
No, no, no, no, no.
304
00:13:44,649 --> 00:13:47,304
Just the coffee, Stewie.
305
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:51,831
Why can't we eat in our
own room? I'm tired.
306
00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:55,225
Another time.
We need to be more social.
307
00:13:55,269 --> 00:13:56,923
You, social?
308
00:13:56,966 --> 00:13:58,663
When did that start?
309
00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:04,756
What is this?
310
00:14:04,800 --> 00:14:06,976
Well, you always wanted
to go to Paris.
311
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,761
Well, tonight, we're in
the City of Lights.
312
00:14:11,676 --> 00:14:12,895
Oh, my God.
313
00:14:12,939 --> 00:14:16,333
This is...
314
00:14:16,377 --> 00:14:17,552
Thank you.
315
00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:20,207
Madame, Monsieur. Le pooch.
316
00:14:20,250 --> 00:14:21,556
S'il vous plaît.
317
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:26,300
I'm guessing
you had a hand in this.
318
00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,171
Oh, it was all this guy.
319
00:14:28,215 --> 00:14:29,869
Ah, well...
320
00:14:29,912 --> 00:14:31,653
Congrats on 55 years.
321
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:33,176
Thank you. Mm.
322
00:14:33,220 --> 00:14:34,743
I'm sorry I can't stay.
323
00:14:34,786 --> 00:14:36,701
I have to get to
the hospital for Norma,
324
00:14:36,745 --> 00:14:38,834
but have the best time.
325
00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,923
Hang on.
326
00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,100
Thank you.
327
00:14:44,144 --> 00:14:46,886
Oh. Wow.
328
00:14:46,929 --> 00:14:48,365
I helped, too.
329
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,368
Come here.
330
00:14:53,805 --> 00:14:55,938
Enjoy.
331
00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:58,636
Here we go.
332
00:14:59,637 --> 00:15:01,074
What happened to you?
333
00:15:01,117 --> 00:15:04,077
I hit rock bottom.
334
00:15:04,120 --> 00:15:06,775
Anyway, your appetizer
335
00:15:06,818 --> 00:15:08,864
is a salmon mousse.
336
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:10,822
That's mousse with a U,
337
00:15:10,866 --> 00:15:13,129
not the Bullwinkle kind.
338
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,740
Looks delicious. Your entree
339
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,090
is a coq au vin,
340
00:15:17,133 --> 00:15:19,222
which is a chicken
marinated in wine,
341
00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,920
kind of like me.
342
00:15:20,963 --> 00:15:23,096
Where did you order from?
343
00:15:23,139 --> 00:15:25,054
I made it myself.
344
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:26,751
Go ahead, take a bite.
345
00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,325
It's delicious.
346
00:15:35,369 --> 00:15:36,761
It is? Yeah.
347
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:39,025
Ramon, we did it!
348
00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:40,678
For real,
349
00:15:40,722 --> 00:15:42,332
you made this? Yeah.
350
00:15:42,376 --> 00:15:44,465
I actually went
to culinary school.
351
00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,815
Mm.Then I met a special lady
who took my career
352
00:15:46,858 --> 00:15:48,773
in a different direction.
353
00:15:48,817 --> 00:15:50,775
Her name was cocaine.
354
00:15:50,819 --> 00:15:52,690
You're ruining the moment.
355
00:15:52,734 --> 00:15:55,215
That's kind of my thing.
356
00:15:55,258 --> 00:15:56,694
Bon appétit.
357
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,567
Oh, I...
358
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,090
got you something.
359
00:16:01,134 --> 00:16:03,092
Ah.
360
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:05,921
I finally went through that...
361
00:16:05,965 --> 00:16:09,664
that box of old photos, yeah,
362
00:16:09,707 --> 00:16:12,275
and put it together. Oh, Harry.
363
00:16:12,319 --> 00:16:15,322
Yeah. Oh, this...
It's incredible.
364
00:16:15,365 --> 00:16:16,714
Yeah.
365
00:16:16,758 --> 00:16:19,152
It's our whole life.Yeah. Look at this.
366
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:22,372
My cowboy hat phase.
367
00:16:22,416 --> 00:16:24,853
Remember when you
lost that hat? Oh, yeah.
368
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:26,594
You didn't lose it.
369
00:16:28,030 --> 00:16:30,946
Oh, my gosh. Yeah.
370
00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:33,079
Our wedding.Yeah.
371
00:16:33,122 --> 00:16:35,385
We were so young.
372
00:16:39,520 --> 00:16:41,087
Yeah, that's
373
00:16:41,130 --> 00:16:44,090
the day we brought Beth
home from the hospital.
374
00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:48,094
Look how tiny she was. Yeah.
375
00:16:48,137 --> 00:16:51,053
We've had...
376
00:16:51,097 --> 00:16:53,447
such a wonderful life together.
377
00:16:53,490 --> 00:16:56,754
I'm so lucky I found you.
378
00:16:56,798 --> 00:16:58,756
No.
379
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,454
I'm the lucky one.
380
00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,603
Move it, asshat!
381
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,175
Oh!
382
00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:27,698
No, no. No, no, no, no, no.
383
00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,570
No, no, no, no!
384
00:17:31,398 --> 00:17:33,095
Is something wrong, officer?
385
00:17:33,139 --> 00:17:35,097
Do you know how fast
you were driving?
386
00:17:35,141 --> 00:17:38,100
Honestly, no.
387
00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:39,754
I'm on my way to the hospital.
388
00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,452
A friend of mine is in surgery
and I have to get there.
389
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,734
Well, I'm sorry to
hear that, but you...
390
00:17:43,758 --> 00:17:46,021
She's more of a mother, really.
391
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:49,329
A tiny, frail,
392
00:17:49,372 --> 00:17:52,506
very, very old mother,
393
00:17:52,549 --> 00:17:54,682
whose favorite show is...
394
00:17:54,725 --> 00:17:57,076
is Blue Bloods.
395
00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,359
All right, I'll let you off
with a warning this time.
396
00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:01,776
Let me just run your license.
397
00:18:01,819 --> 00:18:03,952
Thank you.
398
00:18:07,651 --> 00:18:10,872
Still got it, baby.
399
00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,135
How was the anniversary dinner?
400
00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,702
Well, it took me 55 years,
401
00:18:14,745 --> 00:18:16,158
but I think I finally
pulled off a good one.
402
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:17,444
Oh, that's great.
403
00:18:17,487 --> 00:18:19,141
You know, one year,
my ex-wife and I...
404
00:18:19,185 --> 00:18:20,838
Not your night, Jerry.
405
00:18:23,145 --> 00:18:25,843
What the hell?
406
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,153
Meredith!
407
00:18:31,197 --> 00:18:33,024
Oh, my God.
408
00:18:35,853 --> 00:18:37,028
Is everything okay?
409
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:38,987
Call 911.
410
00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:48,692
Welcome to night two of
"Near and Far With Drew Dunbar."
411
00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,303
If it feels like
I'm a little down,
412
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,869
it's 'cause I am.
413
00:18:51,913 --> 00:18:54,394
Took one in the tighty-whities
last night.
414
00:18:54,437 --> 00:18:57,701
Yup. Fell for the oldest con
in the world,
415
00:18:57,745 --> 00:18:59,486
pretty girl who gets you drunk
416
00:18:59,529 --> 00:19:02,010
and then doesn't make fun of you
for crying when you're done.
417
00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,320
Hello? Hey, it's me.
418
00:19:07,363 --> 00:19:09,104
Oh, hey. Man, you are not
419
00:19:09,148 --> 00:19:10,560
gonna believe what happened
to me last night.
420
00:19:10,584 --> 00:19:12,673
Meredith's in the hospital.
421
00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:14,196
What? What happened?
422
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:17,373
I don't know the details,
but it doesn't look good.
423
00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,635
How's Harry?
424
00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:20,376
I haven't talked to him yet.
425
00:19:20,420 --> 00:19:21,682
You're not at the hospital?
426
00:19:21,725 --> 00:19:23,597
I'm in jail.
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