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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,001 --> 00:00:02,921 Previously on WandaVision. 2 00:00:03,004 --> 00:00:04,094 I'm Wanda. 3 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:07,342 I'm, uh... Geraldine. 4 00:00:07,425 --> 00:00:10,185 Wanda. Wanda? Who is that? 5 00:00:10,261 --> 00:00:14,101 You've got two healthy baby boys on your hands. 6 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:16,232 Is Geraldine inside with Wanda? 7 00:00:16,309 --> 00:00:18,599 Can you believe it? Twins! 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:19,936 She's new to town. 9 00:00:20,021 --> 00:00:22,271 - No home. - What do you mean, she has no home? 10 00:00:22,357 --> 00:00:23,767 She came here because we're all... 11 00:00:23,858 --> 00:00:25,568 She came here because we're all what? 12 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:27,322 What is that symbol? 13 00:00:28,947 --> 00:00:30,607 Wanda. No. 14 00:00:31,783 --> 00:00:33,663 I think you should leave. 15 00:00:46,422 --> 00:00:49,172 - No, I can't. I can't leave Monica. - Mom? 16 00:00:49,259 --> 00:00:51,009 It's okay, I can stay with Grandma and... 17 00:00:51,928 --> 00:00:53,798 I can't leave. 18 00:00:53,888 --> 00:00:55,503 Maybe I'll build a spaceship. 19 00:00:55,515 --> 00:00:57,065 I wanna be an aircraft pilot. 20 00:00:57,141 --> 00:01:00,481 When they were handing out kids they gave her the toughest one. 21 00:01:00,562 --> 00:01:02,022 Lieutenant Trouble. 22 00:01:15,702 --> 00:01:17,492 Somebody help! 23 00:01:23,126 --> 00:01:24,949 Excuse me... They're all coming back. 24 00:01:24,961 --> 00:01:26,501 We don't have the capacity. 25 00:01:29,591 --> 00:01:31,721 Excuse me. I'm looking for a patient. In room 104... 26 00:01:31,801 --> 00:01:33,931 - Who, my wife? Do you have a phone? - No. 27 00:01:34,012 --> 00:01:35,302 I have to call my wife. 28 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:37,097 Watch out! 29 00:01:40,643 --> 00:01:41,733 Let me help you. 30 00:01:41,811 --> 00:01:44,611 - Are you okay? You okay? Take it... - I got him. I got him. 31 00:01:44,731 --> 00:01:46,361 Are you okay? 32 00:01:46,441 --> 00:01:48,941 I'm looking for a patient in room number 104. 33 00:01:49,027 --> 00:01:50,647 I don't know what to tell you. 34 00:01:57,785 --> 00:01:59,415 - Monica? - Oh, Dr. Harley, thank God! 35 00:01:59,495 --> 00:02:00,755 I can't believe it. 36 00:02:00,830 --> 00:02:02,870 Uh, I was... Where did you go? 37 00:02:02,957 --> 00:02:05,327 Well, in her room since she came back from the surgery. 38 00:02:05,418 --> 00:02:08,788 I mean, I might've have fallen asleep, but no longer than 20 minutes. 39 00:02:09,296 --> 00:02:10,796 Dr. Harley, where's my mom? 40 00:02:11,716 --> 00:02:14,376 Your mom, she died, honey. 41 00:02:16,095 --> 00:02:17,105 What? 42 00:02:17,889 --> 00:02:22,729 No. No, no, no, no, you're mistaken. My mother... The procedure went well. 43 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:25,940 You said so yourself. Clean margins. You're discharging her today. 44 00:02:26,564 --> 00:02:27,984 The cancer came back. 45 00:02:28,066 --> 00:02:32,186 Okay, stop, stop. No, you're... My mom is Maria Rambeau. 46 00:02:32,278 --> 00:02:33,358 Look it up. I mean... 47 00:02:33,446 --> 00:02:35,236 - Look it up. "Maria Rambeau." - Monica, 48 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:38,083 I don't understand what's happening, but you need to listen to me. 49 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:40,449 Maria died three years ago. 50 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:45,169 - Three? No. No. No, no... - Which was two years after you... 51 00:02:46,835 --> 00:02:48,045 After I what? 52 00:02:49,587 --> 00:02:51,167 After I what? 53 00:02:51,965 --> 00:02:53,135 After you disappeared. 54 00:03:53,902 --> 00:03:55,742 Ma'am? Over here, please. 55 00:03:57,238 --> 00:03:59,778 Hi, good morning. I work here, and... 56 00:03:59,866 --> 00:04:01,616 If you did, your badge would work. 57 00:04:02,327 --> 00:04:04,117 Right. Um... 58 00:04:04,204 --> 00:04:06,464 - I have a meeting with... - You know who this is? 59 00:04:06,539 --> 00:04:07,959 ...this guy. 60 00:04:08,041 --> 00:04:09,671 Captain Monica Rambeau. 61 00:04:09,751 --> 00:04:11,501 Director Tyler Hayward. 62 00:04:11,586 --> 00:04:14,416 Acting Director. You haven't aged a day. 63 00:04:14,506 --> 00:04:16,206 And you look old as hell. 64 00:04:17,674 --> 00:04:19,264 Come on, let's catch you up. 65 00:04:25,892 --> 00:04:28,522 It's been three weeks and you're the first to report. 66 00:04:29,187 --> 00:04:31,017 Can't say I'm surprised, Captain. 67 00:04:31,105 --> 00:04:33,525 How are the numbers for the astronaut training program? 68 00:04:33,608 --> 00:04:36,188 Dismal. Lost half my personnel in The Blip 69 00:04:36,277 --> 00:04:38,817 and half of those remaining have lost their nerve. 70 00:04:39,656 --> 00:04:42,526 The program hasn't been the same since you've been up there, Rambeau. 71 00:04:42,617 --> 00:04:47,287 Shifted away from manned missions and refocused on robotics, nanotech, AI. 72 00:04:48,122 --> 00:04:50,122 Sentient Weapons, like it says on the door. 73 00:04:50,208 --> 00:04:52,578 It also says "Observation and Response" 74 00:04:52,669 --> 00:04:54,919 on that door, not "Creation." 75 00:04:55,588 --> 00:04:57,918 World's not the same as you left it. 76 00:04:58,007 --> 00:05:00,717 Space is now full of unexpected threats. 77 00:05:00,802 --> 00:05:04,642 Always was full of threats. And allies. 78 00:05:08,393 --> 00:05:12,273 Listen, Monica, I just wanna acknowledge the awkwardness of the situation. 79 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,981 I know S.W.O.R.D.'s your home. 80 00:05:15,066 --> 00:05:16,936 Your mom built this place from the ground up. 81 00:05:17,527 --> 00:05:18,567 You grew up here. 82 00:05:19,028 --> 00:05:21,318 You should've been here to help name the replacement. 83 00:05:21,406 --> 00:05:23,406 You were the obvious choice. 84 00:05:23,491 --> 00:05:26,081 - I was the only choice. - I wasn't gonna say it. 85 00:05:26,744 --> 00:05:30,754 Look, Tyler, you know the job you have to do. I'm here to do mine. 86 00:05:32,041 --> 00:05:33,421 Let's get you back out there. 87 00:05:38,131 --> 00:05:40,091 The FBI is in a tizzy 88 00:05:40,175 --> 00:05:42,635 over a missing persons case up in Jersey... 89 00:05:42,719 --> 00:05:45,259 - "Missing persons"? - I know. But they have requested use 90 00:05:45,346 --> 00:05:49,596 of one of our imaging drones, and I need a chaperone. 91 00:05:49,684 --> 00:05:52,234 Tyler, drones usually chaperone me. 92 00:05:52,312 --> 00:05:54,442 - I get it. - Look, if this is because of... 93 00:05:55,607 --> 00:05:58,437 You don't have to worry about me. I'm good. 94 00:05:59,194 --> 00:06:02,744 There's no easy way to say this, but you're grounded. 95 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:05,821 - I'm sorry, what? - Terrestrial missions only. 96 00:06:05,909 --> 00:06:07,239 You're kidding. 97 00:06:07,869 --> 00:06:10,499 For how long? Whose protocol is this? 98 00:06:11,206 --> 00:06:12,206 Your mother's. 99 00:06:13,082 --> 00:06:17,592 She implemented guidelines in the event vanished personnel ever returned. 100 00:06:18,963 --> 00:06:22,633 Look, I know it's a raw deal, but there is one positive takeaway. 101 00:06:22,717 --> 00:06:25,797 What's that? She believed you'd come back. 102 00:06:27,805 --> 00:06:30,275 You'd be doing me a big favor with this FBI thing, 103 00:06:30,350 --> 00:06:32,180 - but if you need more time... - No. 104 00:06:33,269 --> 00:06:36,309 - No. I'm good to go. - Excellent. 105 00:06:38,650 --> 00:06:39,900 Keep me updated, Captain. 106 00:07:10,014 --> 00:07:12,064 Okay. No problem. 107 00:07:16,479 --> 00:07:18,809 James E. Woo, FBI. 108 00:07:20,525 --> 00:07:22,365 Monica Rambeau, S.W.O.R.D. 109 00:07:23,027 --> 00:07:24,857 What's the story here, Agent Woo? 110 00:07:24,946 --> 00:07:27,196 I've got a witness set up down the road in Westview, 111 00:07:27,282 --> 00:07:29,322 and this morning, it looked like he flew the coop. 112 00:07:29,409 --> 00:07:32,869 Your missing person is in the Witness Protection Program? 113 00:07:32,954 --> 00:07:35,414 I have contacted known associates, relatives... 114 00:07:35,498 --> 00:07:37,748 And let me guess, none of them have seen him either? 115 00:07:37,834 --> 00:07:41,004 No. None of them have ever heard of him. 116 00:07:42,380 --> 00:07:45,550 Something seemed hanky to me, so I took the first flight out of Oakland 117 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:49,973 to interface with local law enforcement, which is when I encountered a new wrinkle. 118 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:51,430 What is that? 119 00:07:54,142 --> 00:07:55,965 Here we go. 120 00:07:55,977 --> 00:07:57,017 Pardon me, Sheriff. 121 00:07:57,103 --> 00:08:00,483 Would you mind repeating your claim about Westview to my colleague here? 122 00:08:01,024 --> 00:08:02,574 No such place. 123 00:08:03,693 --> 00:08:09,493 You're saying the town of Westview, New Jersey, doesn't exist? 124 00:08:09,574 --> 00:08:12,744 It's what I keep telling your G-Man here, but he won't listen. 125 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:17,750 I see. And, um, I'm sorry, what town are you from? 126 00:08:17,832 --> 00:08:19,042 Eastview. 127 00:08:21,377 --> 00:08:24,667 Thank you, Sheriff. I'll reach out if we need any further assistance. 128 00:08:26,591 --> 00:08:28,801 I, uh, pulled phone numbers for all the residents. 129 00:08:28,885 --> 00:08:31,645 I'm only through the Ds, but so far I got Diddly Squat. 130 00:08:32,472 --> 00:08:34,312 So you can't reach anyone inside 131 00:08:34,390 --> 00:08:38,060 and everyone on the outside has some sort of selective amnesia? 132 00:08:38,144 --> 00:08:41,904 This isn't a missing person's case, Captain Rambeau, it's a missing town. 133 00:08:42,774 --> 00:08:45,404 Population 3,892. 134 00:08:46,444 --> 00:08:48,404 Why haven't you gone inside to investigate? 135 00:08:49,239 --> 00:08:50,739 'Cause it doesn't want me to. 136 00:08:52,617 --> 00:08:54,197 You can feel it too, can't you? 137 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:58,374 Nobody's supposed to go in. 138 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:21,477 - What about you? - Me? 139 00:09:21,563 --> 00:09:24,483 Well, I'm from Bakersfield, originally. 140 00:09:24,566 --> 00:09:27,816 Growin' up, other kids had Michael Jordan posters on their walls, 141 00:09:27,902 --> 00:09:29,032 but I had Eliot Ness. 142 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:34,372 No, no, no, no. I mean, why is it that you have an awareness of Westview? 143 00:09:35,368 --> 00:09:37,078 Or me, for that matter? 144 00:09:37,996 --> 00:09:40,456 Is it because we are outside of a certain radius, 145 00:09:40,540 --> 00:09:43,830 or maybe because we don't have a personal connection? 146 00:09:43,918 --> 00:09:44,958 Hmm... 147 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:51,547 Wait, where'd it go? It was right there. 148 00:10:06,816 --> 00:10:08,026 Whoa... 149 00:10:09,694 --> 00:10:10,944 What is it? 150 00:10:14,199 --> 00:10:18,199 Some sort of energy field. 151 00:10:19,412 --> 00:10:20,912 Careful, Rambeau. 152 00:10:23,791 --> 00:10:24,831 Captain Rambeau! 153 00:10:25,543 --> 00:10:26,963 Watch it. 154 00:10:27,629 --> 00:10:28,839 Rambeau! 155 00:10:30,882 --> 00:10:32,092 Captain Rambeau! 156 00:10:33,593 --> 00:10:34,973 Captain Rambeau! 157 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:57,449 Hey. 158 00:10:58,743 --> 00:11:01,753 - What's your field? - We're not supposed to talk to each other. 159 00:11:01,829 --> 00:11:05,369 - Hmm? Boy Scout leader. - Got it. And you? 160 00:11:06,626 --> 00:11:07,786 Nuclear Biology. 161 00:11:08,461 --> 00:11:10,001 Artificial Intelligence. 162 00:11:10,713 --> 00:11:12,093 Astrophysics. 163 00:11:12,173 --> 00:11:14,513 We got the full clown car. 164 00:11:14,592 --> 00:11:16,132 It means whatever the threat is, 165 00:11:16,219 --> 00:11:18,969 S.W.O.R.D. clearly has no idea what they're dealing with. 166 00:11:20,139 --> 00:11:22,309 - I'm a chemical engineer. - No one cares. 167 00:11:23,142 --> 00:11:24,522 All right, grab your gear. 168 00:11:32,026 --> 00:11:34,026 All right. So, uh... 169 00:11:34,112 --> 00:11:35,612 In the meantime, 170 00:11:35,697 --> 00:11:37,527 one of you guys check in on Hutch, 171 00:11:37,615 --> 00:11:40,585 make sure he's ready to get those drones up in the air. Okay? 172 00:11:40,660 --> 00:11:41,950 Give him a hand. Thanks. 173 00:11:49,919 --> 00:11:50,919 Ms. Lewis? 174 00:11:52,213 --> 00:11:53,423 Dr. Lewis. 175 00:11:53,506 --> 00:11:55,126 We have your gear set up inside. 176 00:12:16,029 --> 00:12:19,699 Those drones you're sending in, what kinda data are you getting? 177 00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,372 I'm afraid that's highly classified. 178 00:12:22,076 --> 00:12:23,326 You can't see anything? 179 00:12:26,289 --> 00:12:30,789 FBI, Army. I saw the Air Force Office of Special Investigations out there. 180 00:12:32,003 --> 00:12:34,923 Research Lab, Space Command, too. 181 00:12:35,006 --> 00:12:37,836 A bona fide, joint, multi-service response. 182 00:12:37,926 --> 00:12:39,926 Looking forward to commemorative T-shirt. 183 00:12:40,762 --> 00:12:44,102 Is there somewhere a lady could get a cup of coffee? 184 00:12:44,682 --> 00:12:47,942 You guys look like you might get down with those little pod things. 185 00:12:48,019 --> 00:12:51,359 - Horrendous for the environment... - Make your assessment, please. 186 00:12:56,277 --> 00:12:57,607 Whoa... 187 00:12:58,738 --> 00:13:00,608 I mean, whoa... 188 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:02,701 What're you getting? 189 00:13:04,285 --> 00:13:07,505 A colossal amount of CMBR. 190 00:13:08,122 --> 00:13:10,712 - CM... - Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation. 191 00:13:11,376 --> 00:13:14,166 We've been told the radiation is within a safe limit. 192 00:13:14,254 --> 00:13:15,804 Uh, it is... For now. 193 00:13:15,880 --> 00:13:18,050 Wait, what do you mean... 194 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:22,430 There are longer wavelengths superimposed over the noise here. 195 00:13:30,144 --> 00:13:31,194 I got it. 196 00:13:45,577 --> 00:13:50,497 I need a TV. An old one. Like, not flat. 197 00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,488 - You good to go? - Yes, sir. 198 00:14:03,511 --> 00:14:06,221 These sewers will take you straight into town. 199 00:14:06,306 --> 00:14:09,426 - Try to find anything you can on Rambeau. - Copy that. 200 00:14:20,278 --> 00:14:23,448 Agent Franklin. We will keep this channel open for you. 201 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:24,571 Copy. 202 00:14:27,911 --> 00:14:29,241 Keep me updated. 203 00:14:32,874 --> 00:14:34,174 Director Hayward, 204 00:14:34,250 --> 00:14:37,840 between you, me, and the bedpost, I am not confident about this mission. 205 00:14:37,921 --> 00:14:42,381 Thanks for the feedback, Jimmy. If only my drones were as forthcoming. 206 00:14:43,218 --> 00:14:46,798 There's no reason to suspect the perimeter doesn't extend subterraneously. 207 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,888 There's no reason to suspect it does. 208 00:14:48,973 --> 00:14:51,893 We don't know about the nature of the threat to send another agent 209 00:14:51,976 --> 00:14:55,436 - when the first is yet to return. - Someone must miss you back in Quantico. 210 00:14:55,522 --> 00:14:58,402 No, sir. Softball season's over, sir. 211 00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:00,981 What do we have up? 212 00:15:01,069 --> 00:15:04,199 Radar, lidar, sodar, infrared. 213 00:15:04,280 --> 00:15:05,280 Cycle through. 214 00:15:13,289 --> 00:15:16,209 Will someone get me a useful visual, damn it? 215 00:15:16,292 --> 00:15:19,422 What is that? 216 00:15:19,504 --> 00:15:20,554 Can I see you 217 00:15:20,630 --> 00:15:22,911 - in the kitchen, sweetheart? - Who's doing that? 218 00:15:24,092 --> 00:15:26,392 - Who are those people? - What are you wearing? 219 00:15:26,469 --> 00:15:28,629 - Why are they here? - What are you wearing? 220 00:15:28,680 --> 00:15:31,212 - Well, it's our anniversary! - Our anniversary of what? 221 00:15:31,224 --> 00:15:33,734 Well, if you don't know, I'm not going to tell you! 222 00:15:33,810 --> 00:15:36,100 - Is that... - Yeah, it looks like her. 223 00:15:36,187 --> 00:15:39,147 You move at the speed of sound, I can make a pen float. 224 00:15:39,232 --> 00:15:40,652 Who needs to abbreviate? 225 00:15:41,818 --> 00:15:46,488 Look, I know it's been a crazy few years on this planet, but he's dead, right? 226 00:15:46,573 --> 00:15:49,033 Not blipped, dead. 227 00:15:49,117 --> 00:15:51,287 Excellent plan. Where's the tenderizer? 228 00:15:51,369 --> 00:15:52,579 What am I looking at? 229 00:15:53,246 --> 00:15:55,906 You? What is this? Where's this coming from? 230 00:15:55,999 --> 00:15:57,039 Out there. 231 00:15:57,125 --> 00:16:00,135 You didn't answer the back door. For your upside-down cake. 232 00:16:00,211 --> 00:16:02,171 Oh! Hi, I... 233 00:16:02,255 --> 00:16:05,055 - Is it authentic? - I'm not sure how to answer that. 234 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:07,633 Is it happening in real time? Is it recorded, fabricated? 235 00:16:07,719 --> 00:16:10,549 I don't know. I don't know. And I don't know. 236 00:16:10,638 --> 00:16:12,138 What do you know? 237 00:16:12,223 --> 00:16:15,893 My equipment registered an extremely high level of CMBR. That's... 238 00:16:15,977 --> 00:16:18,017 Relic radiation dating back to the Big Bang. 239 00:16:18,104 --> 00:16:20,944 Yeah, entwined was a broadcast frequency. 240 00:16:21,024 --> 00:16:23,694 So I had your goons pick me up a sweet vintage TV. 241 00:16:23,776 --> 00:16:27,316 And when I plug this bad boy in, voilà, sound and picture. 242 00:16:27,405 --> 00:16:29,245 Dinner is served. 243 00:16:32,368 --> 00:16:36,458 So you're saying the universe created a sitcom starring two Avengers? 244 00:16:36,539 --> 00:16:37,919 European. 245 00:16:37,999 --> 00:16:39,169 It's a working theory. 246 00:16:39,250 --> 00:16:41,670 Get me a transport back to headquarters now. 247 00:16:42,879 --> 00:16:44,759 - Are we recording this? - Never stopped. 248 00:16:44,839 --> 00:16:49,259 I need immediate analysis. Now, people. Let's go! 249 00:16:50,762 --> 00:16:51,852 He's a charmer. 250 00:16:52,805 --> 00:16:54,475 - Great work. - Hey, thanks! 251 00:16:56,643 --> 00:16:58,603 Maybe I could get that coffee now? 252 00:17:00,438 --> 00:17:02,648 Or not. That's cool. 253 00:17:02,732 --> 00:17:04,442 Aw! 254 00:17:04,526 --> 00:17:07,276 Aw. 255 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:16,868 First and foremost, our main objective 256 00:17:16,955 --> 00:17:18,915 is to get any intel on Captain Rambeau, 257 00:17:18,998 --> 00:17:22,958 but originally, this case was a missing person, so we're going to start there. 258 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:26,713 We've successfully identified two individuals inside the Westview anomaly. 259 00:17:29,717 --> 00:17:30,797 Let's keep going. 260 00:17:31,344 --> 00:17:34,354 This guest is leaving your home. 261 00:17:35,723 --> 00:17:37,853 Yes, thank you for coming. 262 00:17:44,232 --> 00:17:47,942 Mr. and Mrs. Hart. Played by Todd and Sharon Davis. 263 00:17:51,948 --> 00:17:54,528 Computational forms. And no one can process the data 264 00:17:54,617 --> 00:17:56,447 - quite like you do, pal. - Agent Woo. 265 00:17:56,536 --> 00:17:58,016 You're like a walking computer. 266 00:17:58,746 --> 00:18:00,496 Abhilash Tandon is Norm. 267 00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:10,173 Harold Copter is Jones. 268 00:18:10,258 --> 00:18:13,258 We got Isabel Matsueida cast as Beverly. 269 00:18:14,429 --> 00:18:16,179 John Collins as Herb. 270 00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,777 - Really? - Does she seem okay to you? 271 00:18:33,615 --> 00:18:36,035 Well, she doesn't appear to be harmed in any way, 272 00:18:36,117 --> 00:18:40,327 but that is definitely not the boss lady I met yesterday. 273 00:18:40,413 --> 00:18:43,713 So what, deep cover? Monica has to play along? 274 00:18:43,791 --> 00:18:45,631 With whom? Or else, what? 275 00:18:45,710 --> 00:18:48,210 All right. Brass tacks, Dr. Lewis. 276 00:18:48,296 --> 00:18:51,376 What are we lookin' at here? Is it an alternate reality? 277 00:18:51,466 --> 00:18:54,336 Time travel? Some cockamamie social experiment? 278 00:18:54,427 --> 00:18:57,387 It's a sitcom. A 1950s sitcom. 279 00:18:57,472 --> 00:18:58,472 But why? 280 00:18:58,556 --> 00:19:01,516 Hey, man, we're working with the same scarcity of intel. 281 00:19:03,478 --> 00:19:05,438 But, listen, I do have an idea. 282 00:19:06,981 --> 00:19:10,191 So, you've seen that radio in Wanda's kitchen counter, right? 283 00:19:10,276 --> 00:19:11,936 The next time she's washing dishes, 284 00:19:12,028 --> 00:19:15,278 which, by my count, happens about once an episode, barf, 285 00:19:15,365 --> 00:19:17,205 we'll shoot a signal to that little guy. 286 00:19:17,992 --> 00:19:20,662 This transmitter will mimic the frequency of the broadcast, 287 00:19:20,745 --> 00:19:24,875 and if my theory is right, allow us to speak directly to her. 288 00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,920 This is totally gonna work. Don't touch that. 289 00:19:28,878 --> 00:19:29,878 Agent Woo. 290 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,376 Is this from the current episode? 291 00:19:35,468 --> 00:19:37,718 - Aired about two minutes ago. - What is it? 292 00:19:38,221 --> 00:19:39,761 What does it look like to you? 293 00:19:40,557 --> 00:19:42,677 Like a retro version of a sword S.W.O.R.D. Drone? 294 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:45,387 - Bingo. - But how did it change and why? 295 00:19:45,478 --> 00:19:47,398 Uh, to go with the production design? 296 00:19:48,147 --> 00:19:49,357 Or render it useless. 297 00:19:50,650 --> 00:19:52,610 - Why'd you colorize it? - I didn't. 298 00:19:54,487 --> 00:19:56,107 Let's get this show on the road. 299 00:20:08,001 --> 00:20:09,251 Jimmy, you ready? 300 00:20:10,170 --> 00:20:11,340 Ready. 301 00:20:14,257 --> 00:20:16,547 ...bigger and better every season. 302 00:20:16,634 --> 00:20:20,144 Uh, Jimmy, Monica is talking to Wanda. She's got a speaking part now. 303 00:20:20,221 --> 00:20:21,221 What is she saying? 304 00:20:21,306 --> 00:20:23,676 Those pants are peachy keen. 305 00:20:23,766 --> 00:20:25,516 She likes Wanda's pants. 306 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:27,940 We only have a few hours... 307 00:20:28,021 --> 00:20:31,271 Wanda's at some sort of swim club. We've never been here before. 308 00:20:31,357 --> 00:20:32,727 Is it the '60s still? 309 00:20:32,817 --> 00:20:35,317 Uh, uh, Wanda's with another character. 310 00:20:35,403 --> 00:20:36,453 Real person? 311 00:20:36,529 --> 00:20:38,728 I can't help but wonder if you and I haven't gotten off... 312 00:20:38,740 --> 00:20:41,330 Ooh, uh, radio on the side table. Start talking. 313 00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:46,499 Wanda. Wanda, can you read me, over? 314 00:20:47,999 --> 00:20:49,119 I don't... 315 00:20:49,209 --> 00:20:52,339 - Can she hear me? - I don't think so. Keep trying. 316 00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,418 Wanda? 317 00:20:56,883 --> 00:20:58,013 Wanda? 318 00:21:00,637 --> 00:21:03,387 Wanda. Who is doing this to you, Wanda? 319 00:21:04,015 --> 00:21:06,935 Wanda? Can you hear me? I'm here to help you. 320 00:21:07,018 --> 00:21:08,728 Please give us a... 321 00:21:08,811 --> 00:21:10,601 Pop quiz, Wanda. 322 00:21:11,606 --> 00:21:14,106 How does a housewife get a bloodstain out of white linen? 323 00:21:14,192 --> 00:21:15,232 Wait. 324 00:21:15,318 --> 00:21:16,938 What? I don't know. 325 00:21:17,028 --> 00:21:19,028 By doing it herself. 326 00:21:19,113 --> 00:21:21,783 That was weird. What was? 327 00:21:24,702 --> 00:21:27,792 They say a man is never fully-dressed without two important... 328 00:21:27,872 --> 00:21:28,962 Nothing. 329 00:21:30,166 --> 00:21:31,876 It's over. Mission failure. 330 00:21:32,585 --> 00:21:35,255 It was worth a try. Good effort, Doctor. 331 00:21:36,005 --> 00:21:37,135 Yeah, come on in. 332 00:21:49,602 --> 00:21:51,062 Agent Franklin, 333 00:21:51,145 --> 00:21:53,365 we have you five meters outside of the perimeter. 334 00:22:16,588 --> 00:22:17,878 Agent Franklin? 335 00:22:46,159 --> 00:22:47,159 Wanda. 336 00:22:49,078 --> 00:22:50,078 No. 337 00:23:01,174 --> 00:23:03,094 Oh, that's better. 338 00:23:05,220 --> 00:23:07,140 Darling, do you think it's time to... 339 00:23:07,222 --> 00:23:08,682 - Call the doctor? - Yeah. 340 00:23:08,765 --> 00:23:09,935 Yes, I do, dear. 341 00:23:10,016 --> 00:23:13,056 1950s, 1960s, and now the '70s. 342 00:23:13,603 --> 00:23:17,273 Why does it keep switching time periods? It can't be purely for my enjoyment. 343 00:23:17,815 --> 00:23:20,235 And I can't believe Wanda and Vision are having a baby. 344 00:23:20,318 --> 00:23:22,028 You want any? 345 00:23:22,111 --> 00:23:23,741 Heck, I thought about it for sure. 346 00:23:23,821 --> 00:23:25,321 A little Jimmy Woo. 347 00:23:25,406 --> 00:23:29,446 Get him a tiny little FBI badge. Oh, you... Chip? Sure. 348 00:23:29,577 --> 00:23:30,867 You're doing great. 349 00:23:30,954 --> 00:23:33,214 You're doing great. Look at me. Look at me. 350 00:23:36,417 --> 00:23:38,207 The jig is up. 351 00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:40,884 - It's time to start pushing. You ready? - Oh! 352 00:23:40,964 --> 00:23:43,554 Push, Wanda. Push! 353 00:23:50,765 --> 00:23:52,105 Hi. 354 00:23:53,268 --> 00:23:55,348 Oh, he's perfect. 355 00:23:56,563 --> 00:23:58,403 Twins. 356 00:23:59,065 --> 00:24:00,195 What a twist. 357 00:24:01,943 --> 00:24:03,363 What? I'm invested. 358 00:24:04,529 --> 00:24:06,185 He was killed by Ultron, wasn't he? 359 00:24:06,197 --> 00:24:07,737 Did she just say the name Ultron? 360 00:24:07,824 --> 00:24:10,034 Has that happened before? A reference to our reality. 361 00:24:10,118 --> 00:24:11,118 No. Never. 362 00:24:11,202 --> 00:24:14,962 - I'll take a shift rocking the babies. - No, I think you should leave. 363 00:24:15,039 --> 00:24:16,579 Oh, Wanda, don't be like that. 364 00:24:16,666 --> 00:24:17,746 Who are you? 365 00:24:18,751 --> 00:24:20,291 Wanda... 366 00:24:21,796 --> 00:24:23,336 Wow, this is different. 367 00:24:24,924 --> 00:24:27,205 - What happened? Where'd she go? - God, not again. 368 00:24:31,014 --> 00:24:33,224 Who are you? Wanda... 369 00:24:38,021 --> 00:24:39,151 There's nothing here. 370 00:24:39,898 --> 00:24:43,278 One second, Monica is standing right there, and the next, she isn't. 371 00:24:44,277 --> 00:24:47,107 - Someone is censoring the broadcast. - But where's Rambeau? 372 00:24:48,281 --> 00:24:50,661 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 373 00:24:50,742 --> 00:24:52,832 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 374 00:24:53,536 --> 00:24:55,246 Alert! Boundary has been breached! 375 00:24:58,416 --> 00:24:59,706 Who are you? 376 00:25:00,460 --> 00:25:01,460 I don't... 377 00:25:05,673 --> 00:25:08,383 Who are you? 378 00:25:10,303 --> 00:25:12,723 Wanda, I'm just your neighbor. 379 00:25:12,805 --> 00:25:14,645 Then how did you know about Ultron? 380 00:25:20,271 --> 00:25:21,811 You're not my neighbor. 381 00:25:23,566 --> 00:25:25,726 And you're definitely not my friend. 382 00:25:26,528 --> 00:25:30,448 You are a stranger and an outsider. 383 00:25:31,616 --> 00:25:34,116 And right now, you are trespassing here. 384 00:25:35,411 --> 00:25:39,581 And I want you to leave. 385 00:25:56,975 --> 00:25:59,855 I... I... 386 00:26:27,422 --> 00:26:28,422 Wanda? 387 00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:36,681 Where is Geraldine? 388 00:26:52,405 --> 00:26:55,415 Oh, she left, honey. She had to rush home. 389 00:26:59,787 --> 00:27:00,787 What? 390 00:27:01,998 --> 00:27:03,248 What is it? What's wrong? 391 00:27:08,546 --> 00:27:09,666 Uh... 392 00:27:11,424 --> 00:27:13,344 We don't have to stay here. 393 00:27:15,053 --> 00:27:16,933 We could go wherever we want. 394 00:27:18,139 --> 00:27:19,639 No, we can't. 395 00:27:23,019 --> 00:27:24,229 This is our home. 396 00:27:26,940 --> 00:27:28,110 Are you sure? 397 00:27:28,191 --> 00:27:32,531 Oh, don't worry, darling. I have everything under control. 398 00:27:38,493 --> 00:27:41,123 Monica, are you okay? 399 00:27:42,163 --> 00:27:43,293 It's Wanda. 400 00:27:45,166 --> 00:27:47,876 It's all Wanda. 401 00:27:49,796 --> 00:27:51,706 Oh, hi. 402 00:27:55,051 --> 00:27:57,051 Well, what should we watch tonight? 30927

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