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[ominous music]
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[thunder cracking]
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[church bell ringing]
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[singing in foreign language]
[water running]
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[footsteps approaching]
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You are about to witness a murder.
My murder.
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Alfred!
[Antonio grunts]
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Why was I stabbed in the chest?
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Did I know too much?
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Did I know too little?
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Did I know just enough?
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Or was it my shower cap?
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[ominous music]
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It all began three short days ago
in Los Angeles, California.
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[horns honking]
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It was a day like any other day.
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[men grunting]
[upbeat music]
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Can't we all just get along?
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Hey, hey, hey excuse me, hey, Rodney.
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Hey, could you give me
another take of that?
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Last time I shot it,
it was too dark.
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It was night, remember?
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[officers grunting]
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- Thank you.
- Hey!
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[guns firing]
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Stop where you are!
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We're going to take 'em down!
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Dead or alive!
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No more "Mr. Nice Guy"!
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Tell me, don't die!
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Tell me quick, who was it, who was it?
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It was...
Who was it?
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It was The Gimp.
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[man on ground groans]
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[upbeat music]
[leg squeaking]
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[ominous music]
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These are the feet
of rookie FBI agent Jo Dee Fostar.
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He is in heavy training
for his first big case.
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[heavy breathing]
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[upbeat music]
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FBI rookies get the
finest training equipment.
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Oh.
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[heavy breathing]
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Thank you, Jo.
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Pleasure.
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See you tomorrow!
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Morning, Jo.
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Morning, George.
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Still running, I see.
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Sure.
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I used to run for office.
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[George laughs]
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Now you run to office.
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[both men laughing]
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What's so funny?
I didn't get it.
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- Oh, it's nothing.
- You want some?
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Oh, thank you, I got my own.
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Ah, go for it.
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Good Morning, Jo.
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Morning, Bill, how's it going?
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Fine, fine.
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"Dawn of the Dead" is it?
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[Bill laughing]
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I see the presidential escort is out,
but where's the president?
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- He's right here.
- Here?
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I only see her husband.
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[men laughing]
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What's so funny?
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What's he blowing so hard for?
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You know he doesn't inhale.
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And no one in the US of A will inhale
after I tax the air they breathe.
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What do you mean by that?
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This is the way you thank me after I
save your ass from Saddam's killers?
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Those missiles cost money, you know?
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Who's going to pay for that?
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[ominous music]
[siren wailing]
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Halt!
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- You Jo Dee Fostar?
- How do you know?
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30 years out on the job he wants to know.
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The boss wants you!
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- The boss wants...
- And where in hell have you been?
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- I went outside on...
- Shut up!
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I didn't authorize you to speak!
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- Can I say one thing?
- Why? Sure.
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Okay, now look...
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Shut up!
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Unbelievable, have you read this?
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Guy can go out and get
a sex change one day.
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And the next he comes into the office
and we're supposed to call him madam.
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Unbelievable.
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Never mind him.
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Remember, here you not only got to know how
to talk, you got to know how to listen!
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After all, this is...
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[door slams]
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...the FBI!
[letter clanking]
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Jo followed the sergeant
to a division of the FBI...
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...who deal only with the
most violent criminals.
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The game is up lady.
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We have had you followed and
we know what you're about.
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Miss Sharon Bone, cut
the crap and come clean!
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I told you what happened that day.
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I have nothing else to say.
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Sharon Bone, you're lying.
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Stop pulling our legs!
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[legs creaking]
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If Jo thought this was going
to be a routine assignment...
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...he was in for a big surprise.
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Now wait here boy, and stay put!
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Remember, learning how to wait
is one of the secrets of the FBI!
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[door slams]
[older man screams]
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[dramatic music]
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[fire crackling]
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His boss, Inspector Putrid, was a man of
energy and passion who held nothing in.
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Hi, Jo.
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Sorry to keep you waiting.
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I don't feel too good.
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Must've eaten something to upset my
intestines. Could have been those oysters.
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Fried the shell with Mexican
refried beans, onions, paprika...
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...peanut oil, dates, okra,
jalapenos, a touch of Ginger.
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Not now, Ginger.
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Boy, I feel down in the dumps!
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Speaking of dumps, that's the sixth time
today I've ridden the old porcelain pony.
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Anyway, the mission I'm entrusting
to you is very delicate.
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It's a dirty job.
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It really stinks,
because the killer is a psychopath.
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Extremely, extremely dangerous man.
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In order to get the most accurate
information possible...
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...we decided to question all prison
inmates who have the same hang-up.
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What conclusions have you found?
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There are no psychopathic
inmates in the entire US of A.
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That's too bad.
I would've given $10,000 to meet one.
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Oh, here's one!
Found him!
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I just remembered that I have one
up in the Hollywood Nuthouse.
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Pay up, Jo.
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Boss, come on now.
It's just a figure of speech.
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Settle down, boy.
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Close the door.
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Close the door!
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[door slamming]
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Now you remember, boy, we don't use
figures of speech around here.
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You belong to the FB...
[older man screaming]
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[body thudding]
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Thank God he missed my car.
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[head thudding]
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$10,000.
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This man is smart as a gorilla.
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He's strong as a fox!
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You be careful.
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Thanks, boss.
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Jo, I am sick of sneaking
around during my lunch break.
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Either we get married or no more pokey.
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Jane, marrying you is my dream,
but right now times are hard.
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Yeah, I can see how hard they are.
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Oh, but darling, money isn't everything.
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I can get by on your cash flow.
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Jane, let's not touch that
subject for the moment.
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- Oh.
- Lunch is over.
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We got to get back to the office.
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Jo, you're the longest boyfriend
I've had here in Los Angeles...
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...but I can't take it anymore.
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I want respectability.
[camera shuttering]
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I want a house with a white picket fence.
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I want children parked in the garage.
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I want a station wagon
playing in the yard.
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Wait, what are you trying to tell me?
You want to leave me?
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You know this is a delicate moment.
I have to finish my FBI training course.
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They just assigned me to
a very important case...
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...that could launch my career
and you want me to marry you.
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Knowing I just got a divorce.
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All right, she was my mother,
but she's still a woman.
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And she loves me.
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Which reminds me, I have to pay alimony.
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Which I can't do because I don't have
any money. Don't you see my dilemma?
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No, of course you don't.
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Nope, you don't understand.
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Or you don't want to understand.
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No, you don't want to
understand and you're selfish.
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You don't understand, you're selfish,
and you're inconsiderate.
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You don't understand, you're selfish,
inconsiderate and, and...
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I'm sorry, you're sick and tired
of hearing this aren't you?
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You must leave, darling.
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[pants squeaking]
[woman gasps]
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Ooh, Jo, I've never seen
you so mighty before.
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It's nothing.
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I always get this way when I'm in the act
of solving a case.
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I'll give you a lift.
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That's okay, I can catch
the bus right outside.
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[bus hissing]
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Jo was nervous.
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His investigation had to begin
at the Hollywood Nuthouse.
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[thunder cracking]
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There it was, ominous and intimidating.
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Jo needed to proceed with caution.
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[bodies thudding]
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And above all, not lose
sight of his objective.
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[metal clanking]
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[birds cawing]
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[wolf howling]
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[doorbell ringing]
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Good evening. FBI, I have an appointment.
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[door creaking]
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[inmate laughing]
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It was a tough prison.
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Inmates were released only if they
consented to medical experiments.
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Okay, malicious Mel.
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Here are your personal affects.
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Must be pretty excited to be getting
out of here after 30 years, huh?
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[Mel grunting]
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This one just had cosmetic surgery.
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Thank you, see you later!
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Bye bye now.
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[inmate screaming]
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The man you want to see is in this wing.
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Good luck.
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[inmate laughing]
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Master, master, why do I
have such an ugly face?
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Here, kiss this, it'll make you prettier!
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Oh, it's alive, its alive!
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[suspenseful music]
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Buddy, you better be real careful.
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Dr. Animal is very dangerous.
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His intelligence goes beyond
the borders of the human mind.
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His savagery goes beyond
the borders of the animal.
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How'd he go beyond all these borders
if he doesn't have a passport?
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[Jo chuckles]
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There's little to laugh about.
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Look what he did to his victims.
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Take those photos, it's terrible.
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[inmate screaming]
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Well that's why they called him
Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza.
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He was a psychiatrist and
one day he got evicted.
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Homeless and with no office
and being of Italian origin...
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...he began to see his patients in a
pizza joint during closing time.
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You go down through this
tunnel, then I'll open the gate...
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...which will lead to Dr. Animals cell.
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Once inside, don't stop along the way...
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...and don't be afraid of the
other inmates in the wing.
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And above all, don't feed Dr. Animal.
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Once upon a time a guard succumbed to
his flattery and gave him a tomato.
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The poor slob was found ground up
in a bottle of ketchup...
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...on a table at McDonald's in San Diego.
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Do me a favor, keep it down, this is a
delicate case and my mission is top secret.
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- Don't worry, my lips are sealed.
- Thanks.
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Hey guys, there's another asshole cop
going down to see Animal Cannibal!
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Give me the phone, I want
to call the newspapers!
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The maximum security wing,
horrible, terrifying, blood-curdling.
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[light gentle music]
[people chattering]
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Excuse me, Miss.
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Exactly where is the
unbelievably bad maniacs wing?
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Follow me.
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Here we are sir.
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[gate clanking]
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[tense music]
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00:16:37,622 --> 00:16:42,627
[man screaming]
[water splashing]
255
00:16:49,550 --> 00:16:52,470
[inmate screaming]
256
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:57,558
Misery... Misery must not die!
257
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,980
[hammer thudding]
258
00:17:03,064 --> 00:17:05,942
[people screaming]
259
00:17:10,905 --> 00:17:15,409
Jo was about to meet the most diabolical
and cunning killer of all time...
260
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,662
Dr. Animal.
261
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,832
Good morning.
262
00:17:21,916 --> 00:17:23,501
- Good morning.
- Don't move.
263
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,253
Please, Miss, don't say a word.
264
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:26,837
Just give me a moment.
265
00:17:26,921 --> 00:17:29,340
You're a woman, you're black.
266
00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:32,385
From a very strange place.
267
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:33,469
Cleveland!
268
00:17:34,554 --> 00:17:36,472
You're wearing earth tones.
269
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:41,060
You used to date a policeman,
but you just couldn't cop it.
270
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,271
He made you very unhappy.
271
00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,355
Is that...
272
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:47,775
Where is she? Where'd she go?
And who are you?
273
00:17:47,858 --> 00:17:50,444
I'm white and I'm male,
you didn't get one of those things right.
274
00:17:50,528 --> 00:17:51,528
I have a cold.
275
00:17:51,571 --> 00:17:52,613
Are you from Pittsburgh?
276
00:17:52,697 --> 00:17:54,991
- No, I'm with the FBI.
- Shit.
277
00:17:55,074 --> 00:17:56,659
I'm here for your advice.
278
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,369
May I be frank?
279
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,430
- I thought you were Jo?
- All right, I'll be both.
280
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,039
I need your help to nail a killer.
281
00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,583
I know, I know.
282
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:07,336
I have psychic powers but
there's no air in here.
283
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:11,424
I'm cooped up. I'm being held
against my will and my willy.
284
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:12,675
Don't you understand?
285
00:18:12,758 --> 00:18:15,928
My psychic powers have been farmisht.
286
00:18:17,972 --> 00:18:20,182
- For what?
- Forget it.
287
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,266
FBI.
288
00:18:22,226 --> 00:18:25,396
May I see your credentials please?
289
00:18:27,648 --> 00:18:28,816
Closer please.
290
00:18:33,696 --> 00:18:34,697
Closer.
291
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:38,075
Closer.
292
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:41,162
Close enough.
293
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:48,461
Oh how I long for nice hot pizza
made with the brains of an intellect.
294
00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,129
I miss that texture.
295
00:18:50,212 --> 00:18:52,548
I can smell your Aqua Velva.
296
00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:57,595
[rustling winds]
297
00:19:10,066 --> 00:19:11,734
Pencils, pens, puce.
298
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,320
Give me a break.
299
00:19:15,738 --> 00:19:18,699
[wings fluttering]
300
00:19:18,783 --> 00:19:19,784
Hey, stay.
301
00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:23,996
[Animal growling]
302
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:27,833
[Animal burping]
303
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:32,380
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
304
00:19:32,463 --> 00:19:36,300
All the king's horses and all the
king's men had scrambled eggs.
305
00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:37,718
Oh, I like you, Miss...
306
00:19:37,802 --> 00:19:38,802
Mister.
307
00:19:38,844 --> 00:19:40,930
Please, call me Doctor.
308
00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:42,598
Did you do those drawings, Doctor?
309
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:45,935
Yes, I'm taking a correspondence course.
310
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,645
Dr. Animal.
311
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:48,729
Call me A.
312
00:19:49,730 --> 00:19:50,815
A?
313
00:19:50,898 --> 00:19:53,275
Also, call me Doctor.
314
00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:54,527
A doctor.
315
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,778
[glass tapping]
316
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:58,030
- Dr. A.
- Excuse me. Dr. A.
317
00:19:58,114 --> 00:20:00,825
- Bingo.
- Dr. A. Bingo?
318
00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,535
Moving on.
319
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,870
I've been entrusted with
a very delicate case.
320
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:07,665
See, it's the, well it's the
first of my career actually.
321
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,959
- We're chasing a killer...
- Bah!
322
00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,460
I'm getting a vision.
323
00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:15,464
Wait, I see a man-eating dog.
324
00:20:15,965 --> 00:20:18,259
- Man-eating dog?
- Yes, we could be friends.
325
00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:20,678
He has fierce, fierce teeth.
326
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:23,514
He's biting all of his
victims in the groin.
327
00:20:23,597 --> 00:20:24,515
Who?
328
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:27,268
They all died with a
surprised look on their face.
329
00:20:27,351 --> 00:20:28,394
It's no wonder.
330
00:20:28,477 --> 00:20:30,730
Oh wait.
Wait!
331
00:20:30,813 --> 00:20:33,023
[imitates dog growling]
332
00:20:33,107 --> 00:20:34,107
It's Lassie.
333
00:20:34,150 --> 00:20:36,652
Hello, Lassie, what's going on?
334
00:20:36,736 --> 00:20:40,364
Oh, she's very upset about Benji
having all that screen time.
335
00:20:40,448 --> 00:20:44,285
Wait, wait, she's also
unhappy with little Timmy.
336
00:20:44,368 --> 00:20:45,828
The bitch is really pissed.
337
00:20:45,911 --> 00:20:47,997
Doctor, I appreciate
all you're doing for me.
338
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:49,457
I really do, but...
339
00:20:49,540 --> 00:20:51,292
- Oh don't be silly.
- But...
340
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:52,918
It's all right, it's my pleasure.
341
00:20:53,002 --> 00:20:54,002
But, but, but...
342
00:20:54,044 --> 00:20:56,172
You sound like a motorboat, stow it!
343
00:20:56,255 --> 00:20:57,923
I grow tired.
344
00:20:58,007 --> 00:21:00,426
I go to the arms of Orpheus!
345
00:21:01,844 --> 00:21:02,845
Goodnight.
346
00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:07,349
[Animal whistling]
347
00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,437
It's incredible.
348
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:14,857
He doesn't even obey the law of gravity.
349
00:21:17,902 --> 00:21:21,405
Meanwhile, Jane returned to work...
350
00:21:21,489 --> 00:21:24,867
...not realizing her life was about
to make an abrupt change.
351
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:31,916
Five, four, three, two, one, ignition.
[elevator rumbling]
352
00:21:33,459 --> 00:21:36,462
[elevator clanking]
353
00:21:37,922 --> 00:21:40,758
Mr. Lobby, please come to reception.
354
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,468
Is Mr. Laurel back yet?
355
00:21:42,551 --> 00:21:43,551
No.
356
00:21:43,594 --> 00:21:45,262
That dear sweet man.
357
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,682
He's working so hard.
358
00:21:48,766 --> 00:21:53,062
Sponging lunch off that
rich Scandinavian client.
359
00:21:53,270 --> 00:21:54,270
[phone ringing]
360
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:55,953
Miss Reception, please come to the lobby.
361
00:21:56,023 --> 00:21:57,441
You look funny.
362
00:21:58,317 --> 00:22:00,402
Have some coffee.
363
00:22:00,486 --> 00:22:03,864
You know for seven years now you've been
asking me if I want coffee.
364
00:22:03,948 --> 00:22:05,282
I don't want coffee.
365
00:22:05,366 --> 00:22:06,534
I hate coffee!
366
00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:09,954
Sweet ladies.
367
00:22:10,037 --> 00:22:13,457
Your boss just closed one humongous deal.
368
00:22:14,875 --> 00:22:17,253
Hardy, bring out the drinks.
369
00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:20,256
Laurel, my name is Laurel.
370
00:22:20,339 --> 00:22:22,091
It's a terrific deal.
371
00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,761
I stuck it to him, I stuck it to him.
372
00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:26,929
For $400,000.
373
00:22:27,763 --> 00:22:28,764
Excuse me.
374
00:22:28,848 --> 00:22:29,974
What's your name?
375
00:22:30,057 --> 00:22:32,476
Olaf, I'm Swedish.
376
00:22:32,560 --> 00:22:34,603
Come on, are you really Swedish?
377
00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,896
Not really.
378
00:22:35,980 --> 00:22:38,732
My Father's Finnish and
my Mother's Russian.
379
00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:40,860
I could tell by your accent.
380
00:22:40,943 --> 00:22:44,530
Have some coffee, it's
good for your circulation.
381
00:22:44,613 --> 00:22:45,656
No, thank you.
382
00:22:45,739 --> 00:22:48,784
I don't like coffee,
I prefer salmon juice.
383
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,536
Well have some coffee!
384
00:22:50,619 --> 00:22:51,787
No!
385
00:22:51,871 --> 00:22:53,956
Oh, it's very good.
386
00:22:54,039 --> 00:22:56,750
Why don't you tell him, Mr. Hardy.
387
00:22:56,834 --> 00:22:59,086
Laurel, my name is Laurel!
388
00:22:59,169 --> 00:23:01,964
[glass shattering]
[body thudding]
389
00:23:02,047 --> 00:23:05,593
When she acts like that I could just
smack her right in the mouth!
390
00:23:05,676 --> 00:23:09,013
Jane, dear, would you put the
money in the safe please?
391
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:10,097
Okay, boss.
392
00:23:13,350 --> 00:23:14,768
Right this way.
393
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:21,317
I stuck it to him, I stuck it to him.
394
00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,360
Now, where were we?
395
00:23:23,444 --> 00:23:24,737
Have some coffee.
396
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:26,280
It's good!
397
00:23:26,363 --> 00:23:30,117
I don't want none of your god damn coffee!
398
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,870
[ominous music]
399
00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,423
[car screeching]
400
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:52,556
Marrying you is my biggest dream,
but I don't have a dime!
401
00:23:52,640 --> 00:23:56,226
Your boss just closed one humongous deal.
402
00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,270
For $400,000.
403
00:23:58,354 --> 00:24:00,790
And now you want me to marry you
knowing I just got a divorce.
404
00:24:00,814 --> 00:24:02,942
I always pay in cash.
405
00:24:03,025 --> 00:24:04,693
Would you put all this money in the safe.
406
00:24:04,777 --> 00:24:07,613
Won't you take me to Funky town?
407
00:24:09,490 --> 00:24:12,743
The voices in her head had exhausted her.
408
00:24:12,826 --> 00:24:16,246
So she pulled off the road and
began sleeping like a baby.
409
00:24:16,330 --> 00:24:18,916
[Jane snoring]
410
00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:24,797
Dear Jane, you were right.
411
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,299
The hell with being broke,
let's get married anyway.
412
00:24:27,383 --> 00:24:28,467
All I really want is you.
413
00:24:28,550 --> 00:24:30,386
Therefore, please fill
out the attached form.
414
00:24:30,469 --> 00:24:32,638
A, is the house you live in yours?
415
00:24:32,721 --> 00:24:35,307
B, please list all stocks and bonds held.
416
00:24:35,391 --> 00:24:37,518
C, list any other possessions of value:
417
00:24:37,601 --> 00:24:39,770
Furs, jewelry, stamp
collections, et cetera.
418
00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,021
[cat meows]
419
00:24:41,105 --> 00:24:44,274
Rover, how many times have I told you?
420
00:24:44,358 --> 00:24:45,484
Hmm?
421
00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:49,738
Come on now, you know,
there's no sitting on the table.
422
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,408
[fan whirring]
423
00:24:53,409 --> 00:24:56,829
[door creaking]
424
00:24:56,912 --> 00:24:59,331
[sexy music]
425
00:25:04,962 --> 00:25:09,800
Jo had an unexpected visitor,
it was the woman in blue.
426
00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:17,307
Listen, bastard, I'll break your face!
427
00:25:17,391 --> 00:25:19,977
Where have you hidden my sister Jane?
428
00:25:20,060 --> 00:25:21,645
No wonder she didn't invite me over.
429
00:25:21,729 --> 00:25:22,730
What's your name?
430
00:25:22,813 --> 00:25:24,898
- My name is Lily.
- What's with the accent?
431
00:25:24,982 --> 00:25:29,278
It's not an accent, it's the dentures I
inherited from my polish grandmother.
432
00:25:29,361 --> 00:25:30,361
[teeth clacking]
433
00:25:30,404 --> 00:25:33,073
I want to know where Jane is,
she's been missing since Friday!
434
00:25:33,157 --> 00:25:35,993
That's awful, I'm very worried.
We had reservations at the Macaco.
435
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,596
What are you doing for dinner tonight?
436
00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,039
Tell me where you stashed
Jane or I call the cops!
437
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:42,124
No need to do that.
438
00:25:42,207 --> 00:25:44,626
My name is Martin Balsam.
439
00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:46,003
I'm a private eye.
440
00:25:46,086 --> 00:25:48,213
- Well come in.
- No, no.
441
00:25:48,297 --> 00:25:52,843
I never enter a house
without a search warrant.
442
00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,679
Can you show me your ID?
443
00:25:57,139 --> 00:25:59,099
You know you look better in pictures?
444
00:25:59,183 --> 00:26:01,018
You should see me in a bikini.
445
00:26:01,101 --> 00:26:02,102
What brings you here?
446
00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:07,399
Well I was tailing this young lady
and I'm looking for your sister, too.
447
00:26:07,483 --> 00:26:11,153
I was hired by your
sister's boss Mr. Laurel.
448
00:26:12,196 --> 00:26:15,115
Your sister took off with $400,000.
449
00:26:16,784 --> 00:26:17,785
Four...
400,0007.
450
00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,413
She shouldn't have done that.
I'll go find it. Her.
451
00:26:22,456 --> 00:26:24,041
- Jane!
- Let him go.
452
00:26:24,124 --> 00:26:25,793
Let him go, he's very much in love.
453
00:26:25,876 --> 00:26:28,337
- With your sister?
- No, with money.
454
00:26:29,171 --> 00:26:32,299
Whenever he comes to see her
he puts in for travel expenses.
455
00:26:32,382 --> 00:26:36,678
Well, as soon as I get a lead,
I'll let you know.
456
00:26:36,762 --> 00:26:37,888
Thank you, inspector!
457
00:26:37,971 --> 00:26:39,056
He'll break the case.
458
00:26:39,098 --> 00:26:42,851
[wall thudding]
[glass shattering]
459
00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:45,229
He'll break his nose.
460
00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:48,065
[rooster cawing]
461
00:26:52,152 --> 00:26:55,405
[footsteps thundering]
462
00:26:56,990 --> 00:26:59,660
Oh my God, it's an earthquake!
463
00:27:00,994 --> 00:27:02,412
It's the big one.
464
00:27:08,502 --> 00:27:10,420
Got a problem ma'am?
465
00:27:10,504 --> 00:27:11,713
Yes, Officer.
466
00:27:11,797 --> 00:27:14,466
The tar on my gums is really unsightly.
467
00:27:14,550 --> 00:27:18,053
May I see your driver's license, please?
468
00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:22,766
Oops.
469
00:27:22,850 --> 00:27:25,310
I'm sorry that's my boyfriend Jo's.
470
00:27:25,394 --> 00:27:26,812
Oh!
471
00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,814
Can I have Jo's phone number?
472
00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:29,898
No!
473
00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:35,988
[car screeching]
474
00:27:37,447 --> 00:27:39,950
[tense music]
475
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:53,130
[camel growling]
476
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:01,430
[thunder cracking]
477
00:28:08,270 --> 00:28:10,856
[car crashing]
478
00:28:13,734 --> 00:28:16,820
Excuse me. Sorry, Charlene.
Our fault!
479
00:28:17,905 --> 00:28:20,574
[ominous music]
480
00:28:26,455 --> 00:28:30,042
Finally destiny was about to bring Jane
and me together.
481
00:28:35,339 --> 00:28:38,258
[thunder cracking]
482
00:29:02,491 --> 00:29:03,742
Good evening.
483
00:29:05,535 --> 00:29:08,038
Welcome to the Cemetery Motel.
484
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,835
Cemetery is a strange name for a Motel.
485
00:29:13,919 --> 00:29:18,966
This is not a motel called the Cemetery,
this is a cemetery called the Motel.
486
00:29:19,049 --> 00:29:21,677
In fact, my name is Antonio Motel.
487
00:29:21,760 --> 00:29:25,847
Believe me, here one
really rests in peace.
488
00:29:25,931 --> 00:29:28,934
[Antonio chuckling]
489
00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:40,362
The police were hot on her trail,
but at night the Gods were with her.
490
00:29:42,030 --> 00:29:45,158
[officer screams]
491
00:29:45,242 --> 00:29:47,244
What can't I do for you?
492
00:29:48,412 --> 00:29:50,122
That storm is awful.
493
00:29:50,205 --> 00:29:52,791
The storms around here
are really treacherous.
494
00:29:52,874 --> 00:29:55,752
They sneak up on you and
stab you in the back.
495
00:29:55,836 --> 00:29:57,587
Cut right through to the bone!
496
00:29:57,671 --> 00:29:58,671
Listen...
497
00:29:58,714 --> 00:30:00,382
Blow after blow after blow!
498
00:30:00,465 --> 00:30:01,591
I'd like a room please.
499
00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:05,304
Striking, slicing, cutting,
hacking, lopping!
500
00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:06,680
Right away ma'am.
501
00:30:06,722 --> 00:30:08,265
I have one all made up.
502
00:30:08,348 --> 00:30:09,683
It's the off season.
503
00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,727
During the season we are closed.
504
00:30:11,810 --> 00:30:13,478
Pick a key, any key.
505
00:30:14,438 --> 00:30:16,356
They are all the same.
506
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:17,816
Ugh, what rotten luck.
507
00:30:17,899 --> 00:30:19,234
I just hate the number 13.
508
00:30:19,318 --> 00:30:21,153
I'll take you there.
509
00:30:21,236 --> 00:30:22,487
Right this way.
510
00:30:25,782 --> 00:30:27,492
Here we are, signorina.
511
00:30:27,576 --> 00:30:29,036
Goodnight, Mr. Motel.
512
00:30:29,119 --> 00:30:31,246
Buona notte.
513
00:30:31,330 --> 00:30:34,124
By the way, where are you from?
514
00:30:34,207 --> 00:30:36,168
You have a very strange accent.
515
00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:37,878
I'm originally Italian.
516
00:30:37,961 --> 00:30:39,671
Oh, I love Italy.
517
00:30:39,755 --> 00:30:41,715
All your beautiful cities.
518
00:30:41,798 --> 00:30:43,633
Paris, London, Munich.
519
00:30:44,593 --> 00:30:46,887
What a beautiful, beautiful country.
520
00:30:46,970 --> 00:30:48,347
I don't remember your name.
521
00:30:48,430 --> 00:30:50,474
You know, nobody ever comes here.
522
00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:52,601
It's hard to remember them all.
523
00:30:52,684 --> 00:30:54,561
- Jane.
- Ah, Jane.
524
00:30:55,312 --> 00:30:57,147
Like my cousin Maria.
525
00:30:57,230 --> 00:31:01,109
Ah Jane, if you need anything
just knock on the wall.
526
00:31:01,193 --> 00:31:02,444
I don't answer.
527
00:31:03,403 --> 00:31:04,738
I almost forgot.
528
00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,199
I'd like you to have a
dinner with me later.
529
00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:12,662
There is an Italian restaurant quite close
which does terrific Italian food.
530
00:31:12,746 --> 00:31:14,081
Let's go.
531
00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,249
I'm sorry, it's closed.
532
00:31:18,126 --> 00:31:20,212
Well, see what you can do.
533
00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:25,175
I can never get to sleep
unless I get something into my tummy.
534
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,677
[sexy music]
535
00:31:42,567 --> 00:31:45,237
She's going to come to a bad end.
536
00:31:53,495 --> 00:31:55,163
How many times have I told you?
537
00:31:55,247 --> 00:31:57,082
No women in the house!
538
00:31:57,165 --> 00:31:58,875
You must have straw in your head!
539
00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:00,585
Stupido!
540
00:32:00,669 --> 00:32:02,462
Mama, why are you talking?
541
00:32:02,546 --> 00:32:04,673
You haven't appeared yet in the movie.
542
00:32:04,756 --> 00:32:07,759
Please, read the script and shut up.
543
00:32:12,055 --> 00:32:13,974
[Jane gasps]
544
00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:18,145
Mr. Motel, I hope I haven't caused
a problem by being here.
545
00:32:18,228 --> 00:32:19,646
No, no problem.
546
00:32:19,729 --> 00:32:21,982
I remember that you love Italian food.
547
00:32:22,065 --> 00:32:22,983
Do you like spaghetti?
548
00:32:23,066 --> 00:32:24,609
Yes, terrific.
549
00:32:24,693 --> 00:32:27,195
I'm sorry, I prepared tacos.
550
00:32:27,279 --> 00:32:28,321
Buona notte.
551
00:32:28,405 --> 00:32:33,410
[phone ringing]
[clock ticking]
552
00:32:34,453 --> 00:32:35,829
Hello, who's speaking?
553
00:32:35,912 --> 00:32:37,289
This is your Commander, Jo.
554
00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,249
Get over to Hellraiser Park on the double.
555
00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:41,501
The psycho killer has struck again.
556
00:32:41,585 --> 00:32:43,336
I'm on my way boss.
557
00:32:46,548 --> 00:32:49,843
Even in the middle of the night
Jo was ready for action.
558
00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:56,141
He got rid of his five o'clock shadow
for a 10 o'clock shadow.
559
00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:58,810
[sirens wailing]
560
00:32:58,894 --> 00:33:01,897
Hey Tony, tie that yellow ribbon
around the old oak tree.
561
00:33:01,980 --> 00:33:03,315
What's this thing for anyway?
562
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:04,441
Catch flies.
563
00:33:04,524 --> 00:33:05,859
Ah.
564
00:33:09,488 --> 00:33:12,991
Oh, crazed murderer, psycho killer,
all over the place [continues indistinct].
565
00:33:13,074 --> 00:33:16,536
I'm sorry boss, I couldn't understand you
with your cigar in your mouth there.
566
00:33:16,620 --> 00:33:19,456
Oh crazy, murder, psycho killer.
567
00:33:21,291 --> 00:33:23,585
I know, he must've been dead for weeks.
568
00:33:23,668 --> 00:33:25,420
I can smell that stink
all the way out here.
569
00:33:25,504 --> 00:33:26,546
What stink?
570
00:33:26,630 --> 00:33:27,756
The decomposition.
571
00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:28,882
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
572
00:33:28,965 --> 00:33:30,050
That's not him, it's me.
573
00:33:30,133 --> 00:33:32,344
It's me, it's my breath.
574
00:33:32,427 --> 00:33:36,181
I don't think I completely digested those
frozen pigeon patties after breakfast.
575
00:33:36,264 --> 00:33:40,268
Fried pork lard sauce,
almonds, prunes, cilantro.
576
00:33:40,352 --> 00:33:41,937
- Sergeant!
- Yeah Chief.
577
00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,940
- Has forensics come up with anything?
- Yeah, yeah, go on in!
578
00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:49,069
You see, Jo, Sergeant here is a prime
example of loyalty to the force.
579
00:33:49,152 --> 00:33:52,948
Always on the job even though he's feeling
a little under the weather.
580
00:33:53,782 --> 00:33:55,408
I got to hand it to you.
581
00:33:55,492 --> 00:33:58,578
[Sergeant screaming]
582
00:34:00,789 --> 00:34:02,040
Did you find.
583
00:34:02,123 --> 00:34:03,124
Did you...
584
00:34:08,713 --> 00:34:10,298
You find anything?
Any prints?
585
00:34:10,382 --> 00:34:11,716
Just one.
586
00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:12,801
Over there.
587
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,638
- Did you find anything else interesting?
- Yes, this.
588
00:34:17,931 --> 00:34:19,099
What do you think?
589
00:34:19,182 --> 00:34:21,101
I've already read it.
590
00:34:28,692 --> 00:34:31,361
[ominous music]
591
00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,998
You sure there's only one victim?
592
00:34:43,081 --> 00:34:45,333
There's enough stuff here for twins.
593
00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:56,678
[church bells ringing]
594
00:35:23,288 --> 00:35:27,125
[singing Italian]
595
00:35:28,251 --> 00:35:29,753
Pavarotti.
596
00:35:31,963 --> 00:35:37,719
Yes, it was Pavarotti who had eaten
a cow and farted himself to pieces.
597
00:35:37,802 --> 00:35:39,846
[thunder cracking]
598
00:35:39,929 --> 00:35:42,641
[ominous music]
599
00:35:57,822 --> 00:35:59,949
This is an "Indecent Proposal.”
600
00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:02,077
[Jane laughing]
601
00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,080
[Antonio grunting]
602
00:36:06,456 --> 00:36:09,292
[machine buzzing]
603
00:36:46,204 --> 00:36:49,207
[suspenseful music]
604
00:37:00,051 --> 00:37:02,095
[Jane clears throat]
605
00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,722
Yeah, let's go, you guys.
606
00:37:03,805 --> 00:37:05,525
I thought you said this
was a bridal shower?
607
00:37:05,598 --> 00:37:07,559
I told you we should've
done this in pose.
608
00:37:07,642 --> 00:37:09,894
Have a nice breast.
609
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:14,023
[suspenseful music]
610
00:37:22,198 --> 00:37:25,869
Peek-a-boo!
[Jane screams]
611
00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:33,710
[Jane giggling]
612
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:36,546
[knife thudding]
613
00:37:37,964 --> 00:37:40,383
[gun firing]
614
00:37:45,597 --> 00:37:48,558
I didn't even get a chance to...
615
00:37:48,641 --> 00:37:51,060
[gun firing]
616
00:38:04,073 --> 00:38:05,867
She's dead.
[Jane grunts]
617
00:38:05,950 --> 00:38:07,911
She's not dead.
618
00:38:07,994 --> 00:38:10,663
[both grunting]
619
00:38:18,129 --> 00:38:20,632
[tense music]
620
00:38:31,643 --> 00:38:33,812
Hasta la baby vista.
621
00:38:33,895 --> 00:38:36,856
Hasta la,
hasta la...
622
00:38:38,107 --> 00:38:40,819
The next morning, the
FBI had a hot suspect.
623
00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:42,654
Ma'am, we've heard quite enough.
624
00:38:42,737 --> 00:38:44,864
This is a free country.
You can't arrest me.
625
00:38:44,948 --> 00:38:46,699
I know my rights.
626
00:38:46,783 --> 00:38:50,328
Ma'am, smoking a cigar in a non-smoking
restaurant is a federal offense.
627
00:38:50,411 --> 00:38:51,955
My husband will hear about this.
628
00:38:52,038 --> 00:38:54,290
You'll pay for this!
629
00:38:54,374 --> 00:38:58,795
Can't pay much more than
we're paying already lady.
630
00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,548
This is an injustice!
631
00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:02,799
It's not fair!
632
00:39:04,259 --> 00:39:06,678
In conclusion, I'd like to
say we're going to nail this...
633
00:39:06,761 --> 00:39:08,847
...psycho killer it's going
to have to take teamwork.
634
00:39:08,930 --> 00:39:10,139
Your teamwork.
635
00:39:11,015 --> 00:39:12,559
"Cause you're the best.
636
00:39:12,642 --> 00:39:14,102
You're the best of the best.
637
00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,688
You're the best of the best of the bunch.
638
00:39:16,771 --> 00:39:19,023
Jo, Mayor's on the phone!
639
00:39:22,861 --> 00:39:24,153
Sorry, Mr. Mayor.
640
00:39:24,237 --> 00:39:27,323
He wants to know what's happening
with the psycho killer case!
641
00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:30,493
I told him not to worry, Jo's handling it!
642
00:39:30,577 --> 00:39:33,162
So in case there's any
fuck up, it's your ass.
643
00:39:33,246 --> 00:39:35,748
Yes sir, my kickback check's in the mail.
Oh, Jo, here.
644
00:39:35,832 --> 00:39:38,835
There's actually no problem,
the mayor's a sweetheart.
645
00:39:40,378 --> 00:39:41,378
[Chief burps]
646
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:42,421
Good evening, Mr. Mayor.
647
00:39:42,463 --> 00:39:43,631
Jo, listen to me.
648
00:39:43,715 --> 00:39:46,968
Oh that's very interesting sir, really,
but I no longer...
649
00:39:47,051 --> 00:39:48,720
The Governor's on my ass.
650
00:39:48,803 --> 00:39:50,138
I'd be demoted.
651
00:39:50,221 --> 00:39:51,931
I can't handle it, Jo.
652
00:39:53,016 --> 00:39:55,310
First I was President, then Mayor.
653
00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:59,564
If you fail, I could end
up being a proctologist!
654
00:39:59,647 --> 00:40:02,191
Jo, I'm no crook, I'm no crook.
655
00:40:02,275 --> 00:40:05,153
I'm no crook... I'm no crook, Jo!
656
00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,297
- Listen to me!
- Thank you.
657
00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:09,782
Thank you very much, Mayor,
you've been a real big help.
658
00:40:09,866 --> 00:40:12,368
Okay, where'd I put my weapon?
659
00:40:15,121 --> 00:40:17,040
There it is, of course.
660
00:40:18,791 --> 00:40:21,878
[coworkers grunting]
661
00:40:23,212 --> 00:40:24,297
Stop it!
662
00:40:24,380 --> 00:40:25,381
Stop it!
663
00:40:26,716 --> 00:40:28,009
[thunder rumbling]
664
00:40:28,092 --> 00:40:29,344
Jo had no time to lose.
665
00:40:29,427 --> 00:40:33,139
With every passing day the money
was slipping through his hands.
666
00:40:33,222 --> 00:40:34,223
$400.
667
00:40:35,308 --> 00:40:36,643
400 grand.
668
00:40:36,726 --> 00:40:38,811
Sorry.
669
00:40:38,895 --> 00:40:40,855
[door slams]
670
00:40:40,939 --> 00:40:43,191
Somebody stop her!
671
00:40:49,572 --> 00:40:50,490
Dr. Animal?
672
00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:53,326
[Animal farting]
673
00:40:54,744 --> 00:40:58,706
I have crossed oceans
of time to find you.
674
00:40:58,790 --> 00:41:02,335
I know, I know my part is crooked.
675
00:41:02,418 --> 00:41:04,671
I can't use a mirror.
676
00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:05,797
Don't move, Miss.
677
00:41:05,880 --> 00:41:07,715
You are a young woman...
[shaver buzzing]
678
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:12,053
You're black,
a newspaper reporter from Des Moines.
679
00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,346
No, no, no, Flint.
680
00:41:13,429 --> 00:41:14,430
Flint, Michigan.
681
00:41:14,514 --> 00:41:17,266
[Animal screams]
682
00:41:24,023 --> 00:41:25,525
Sorry, no cigar.
683
00:41:26,734 --> 00:41:29,779
[Animal screaming]
684
00:41:29,862 --> 00:41:32,824
I've been cooped up in
this place for eight years.
685
00:41:32,907 --> 00:41:36,577
Of all the things I've lost,
I think I miss my mind the most.
686
00:41:36,661 --> 00:41:40,123
I was hoping for something with a view.
687
00:41:40,206 --> 00:41:41,916
I miss a brain.
688
00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:43,960
Brains were my specialty you know.
689
00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:45,336
Brains with...
690
00:41:45,420 --> 00:41:47,380
How about with fava beans?
691
00:41:47,463 --> 00:41:51,134
If I had fava beans, I'd be free.
692
00:41:51,217 --> 00:41:53,011
I'd blow that back wall right out!
693
00:41:53,094 --> 00:41:54,134
A woman has disappeared...
694
00:41:54,178 --> 00:41:56,858
...and I fear that she's fallen into
the hands of the psycho killer.
695
00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:57,931
So.
696
00:41:57,974 --> 00:41:59,308
So, do you know where he is?
697
00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,227
Make it interesting for me.
698
00:42:01,310 --> 00:42:03,396
I get to ask you three questions.
699
00:42:03,479 --> 00:42:06,441
And don't lie, 'cause I'll know.
700
00:42:06,524 --> 00:42:07,524
Do you?
701
00:42:07,567 --> 00:42:08,985
Never touch it, never will.
702
00:42:09,068 --> 00:42:10,319
First question.
703
00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:14,157
What are you most frightened of, Claresse?
704
00:42:14,240 --> 00:42:15,491
Anchovies.
705
00:42:15,575 --> 00:42:16,743
Good answer.
706
00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:23,833
Now, describe your most dirty,
decadent, disgusting, dangerous,
707
00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:30,506
defective, decorative, defoliated,
decotaged, deformed, dry dream.
708
00:42:31,549 --> 00:42:32,549
Ham.
709
00:42:32,592 --> 00:42:33,676
Was the ham...
710
00:42:35,845 --> 00:42:36,929
...silent?
711
00:42:37,013 --> 00:42:39,432
Ham can be very quiet, very quiet.
712
00:42:39,515 --> 00:42:45,021
Unless the ham is falling down stairs, then
it goes boom Dee boom da bum bum boom boom.
713
00:42:45,104 --> 00:42:47,190
Celery is very loud.
714
00:42:47,273 --> 00:42:48,441
Apples louder.
715
00:42:49,817 --> 00:42:54,405
Unless you have applesauce,
which goes very well with ham.
716
00:42:54,489 --> 00:42:56,074
Doesn't it, Claresse?
717
00:42:56,157 --> 00:42:58,034
Please no more questions.
718
00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:01,454
- Now they've got to help me.
- Enough about me.
719
00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:05,541
Jane has disappeared with 400 grand and
that dickhead detective is chasing her.
720
00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,502
I've got to get to her first.
721
00:43:07,585 --> 00:43:09,295
With only half that money...
722
00:43:09,378 --> 00:43:11,698
...we could be partners and
start Dr. Animal's Pizza Place.
723
00:43:11,756 --> 00:43:13,424
Just think of it.
724
00:43:13,508 --> 00:43:15,593
Iggy-boo.
725
00:43:15,676 --> 00:43:17,136
Iggy-boo? What is that?
726
00:43:17,220 --> 00:43:19,388
- My happy noise.
- Oh.
727
00:43:19,472 --> 00:43:20,473
All right, you win.
728
00:43:20,556 --> 00:43:24,268
Psycho killer was a portion...
Patron... Patient of mine.
729
00:43:24,936 --> 00:43:27,396
He suffered from schizophrenia.
Don't you understand?
730
00:43:27,480 --> 00:43:32,985
The killer's real name is Antonio
and he hates his Mother.
731
00:43:33,069 --> 00:43:34,070
Why?
732
00:43:34,153 --> 00:43:35,822
Maybe because she's a pain in the ass.
733
00:43:35,905 --> 00:43:37,073
Did you ever think of that?
734
00:43:37,156 --> 00:43:38,282
So where is Antonio?
735
00:43:38,366 --> 00:43:44,038
Very near, and he'll be even nearer when
I get to see Dr. Animal's Pizza Place.
736
00:43:51,337 --> 00:43:53,047
All right, it's been nice talking to you.
737
00:43:53,131 --> 00:43:54,340
Time to rest.
738
00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:55,883
My brain is hurting.
739
00:43:55,967 --> 00:43:57,135
Mighty, night!
740
00:43:57,218 --> 00:43:58,218
Allez hop!
741
00:43:59,679 --> 00:44:01,389
Iggy-boo!
742
00:44:02,557 --> 00:44:05,226
Ooh, I wish I had a marshmallow.
743
00:44:06,519 --> 00:44:09,856
His hang time is longer than Jordan's.
744
00:44:13,151 --> 00:44:18,072
In his search for Jane, Detective Balsam
checked out every classy motel in town.
745
00:44:18,156 --> 00:44:20,950
[head buzzing]
746
00:44:21,033 --> 00:44:24,370
Including the Jack the Ripper Motor Inn.
747
00:44:26,247 --> 00:44:29,083
[woman screaming]
748
00:44:33,504 --> 00:44:35,590
- Here you go.
- Thank you, sir.
749
00:44:35,673 --> 00:44:38,259
Okay, have a party with that.
750
00:44:51,272 --> 00:44:54,108
Take me to a nice hospital please.
751
00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:58,779
[car screeching]
[man screams]
752
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,199
That motel can really stick it to you.
753
00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:02,366
That's a pun.
754
00:45:04,368 --> 00:45:09,540
The next morning I was handling my business
when Detective Balsam came into my life.
755
00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:13,419
After checking 642 different motels...
756
00:45:13,502 --> 00:45:17,423
...clever Balsam went down the wrong
street and found the right one.
757
00:45:20,551 --> 00:45:23,930
He pulled up in a rented car
that had every new option.
758
00:45:25,097 --> 00:45:27,934
[Martin screaming]
759
00:45:28,017 --> 00:45:30,770
Including frequent flyer mileage.
760
00:45:41,489 --> 00:45:44,575
[doorbell ringing]
761
00:45:44,659 --> 00:45:47,370
Have you seen her?
Her name is Jane Wine.
762
00:45:47,453 --> 00:45:49,163
I have never seen her.
763
00:45:49,247 --> 00:45:51,582
You're absolutely sure?
764
00:45:51,666 --> 00:45:54,210
100% scout's honor.
765
00:45:54,293 --> 00:45:55,670
You don't believe me?
766
00:45:55,753 --> 00:45:57,672
Do you want to check the register?
767
00:45:57,755 --> 00:46:00,258
No, I wouldn't dream of it.
768
00:46:00,341 --> 00:46:03,219
He doesn't find her, he doesn't find her.
769
00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:04,387
He found her.
770
00:46:05,846 --> 00:46:08,140
I think you better come clean.
771
00:46:08,224 --> 00:46:11,352
I recognize the anagram of her signature.
772
00:46:11,435 --> 00:46:13,521
Now, when did she arrive?
773
00:46:14,689 --> 00:46:19,485
She was here Sunday,
but she checked out the next morning.
774
00:46:19,568 --> 00:46:20,736
Ah, Tuesday.
775
00:46:21,904 --> 00:46:23,072
Then you were here?
776
00:46:23,155 --> 00:46:24,782
Yes, I were here.
777
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:25,950
I was here.
778
00:46:26,033 --> 00:46:29,287
You too?
If so, why are you asking me?
779
00:46:30,579 --> 00:46:32,498
Move on.
What happened?
780
00:46:32,581 --> 00:46:37,753
It was raining and she was starving,
so I whipped up some sharper knife.
781
00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:38,963
Some sandwich.
782
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:41,966
After she ate she wasn't hungry anymore...
783
00:46:42,049 --> 00:46:44,760
...then she went right off
to the bed in the swamp.
784
00:46:44,844 --> 00:46:46,345
In the suite.
785
00:46:46,929 --> 00:46:50,808
And she told me she had a
long drive the next morning.
786
00:46:50,891 --> 00:46:53,269
That is the trout.
787
00:46:53,352 --> 00:46:54,352
The trout?
788
00:46:54,395 --> 00:46:56,230
Yes, I'm not a liar.
789
00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:58,858
I tell you the trout.
790
00:46:58,941 --> 00:47:01,694
The truth, I want the truth.
791
00:47:01,777 --> 00:47:04,322
It's not a problem, okay.
792
00:47:04,405 --> 00:47:05,865
Here it is.
793
00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,408
The truth.
794
00:47:07,491 --> 00:47:10,036
And so now I have to make the beds.
795
00:47:10,119 --> 00:47:11,954
I told you all I know.
796
00:47:14,582 --> 00:47:17,084
[tense music]
797
00:47:25,801 --> 00:47:28,554
[metal clanging]
798
00:47:37,396 --> 00:47:40,274
What are you doing, Mr. Motel?
799
00:47:40,358 --> 00:47:42,818
I told you, making the bed.
800
00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,695
I make them every morning.
801
00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:47,531
Running a motel is a killing job.
802
00:47:49,825 --> 00:47:54,163
I saw somebody at the
window in that house.
803
00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:56,749
Is anybody living there?
804
00:47:56,832 --> 00:47:59,752
No.
I mean yes, my Mother.
805
00:47:59,835 --> 00:48:01,504
She's retired.
806
00:48:01,587 --> 00:48:03,339
I'll be seeing you.
807
00:48:04,799 --> 00:48:06,175
[car beeping]
808
00:48:06,258 --> 00:48:08,719
I won't be seeing you!
809
00:48:08,803 --> 00:48:10,471
- Goodbye.
- Goodbye.
810
00:48:10,554 --> 00:48:11,806
Goodbye.
811
00:48:11,889 --> 00:48:13,307
Goodbye.
[engine chugging]
812
00:48:13,391 --> 00:48:14,600
Goodbye.
813
00:48:14,683 --> 00:48:15,684
Goodbye.
814
00:48:17,311 --> 00:48:18,312
Goodbye.
815
00:48:18,396 --> 00:48:19,397
Goodbye!
816
00:48:20,356 --> 00:48:21,357
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
817
00:48:21,440 --> 00:48:22,733
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
818
00:48:22,817 --> 00:48:24,985
- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!
819
00:48:25,069 --> 00:48:27,029
Goodbye!
820
00:48:27,113 --> 00:48:30,491
What a jerk.
He left without saying goodbye.
821
00:48:30,574 --> 00:48:33,869
[upbeat music]
822
00:48:33,953 --> 00:48:37,039
[phone ringing]
823
00:48:37,123 --> 00:48:38,123
Hello.
824
00:48:38,165 --> 00:48:41,168
Jane slept at the Cemetery Motel.
825
00:48:41,252 --> 00:48:42,670
Oh my God.
826
00:48:42,753 --> 00:48:46,507
Your sister had a cabin, number 13.
827
00:48:46,590 --> 00:48:48,342
Talking about jinxes!
828
00:48:48,426 --> 00:48:52,763
Oh come on, Lily, don't
be so superstitious.
829
00:48:52,847 --> 00:48:55,057
13, that's a lot of hogwash.
830
00:48:55,141 --> 00:48:58,519
But anyway, I'm not satisfied yet.
831
00:48:58,602 --> 00:49:06,277
This guy has an ambulant mother whom I
believe saw Jane and whether Antonio...
832
00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:13,742
...Motel likes it or not, I'm going back
to Motel's motel and question her.
833
00:49:14,994 --> 00:49:18,747
It's your ass, that's
what you're paid for.
834
00:49:30,176 --> 00:49:31,093
[ominous music]
835
00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:34,013
Alone in a private plane,
Agent Jo finally decides...
836
00:49:34,096 --> 00:49:35,306
Oh no, wait, wait.
837
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:36,849
No, forget it, I'm sorry.
838
00:49:36,932 --> 00:49:38,559
This scene was cut.
839
00:49:47,526 --> 00:49:49,612
I feel I've done this before.
840
00:49:49,695 --> 00:49:52,364
[door creaking]
841
00:49:58,162 --> 00:50:03,167
[thunder rumbling]
[rustling winds]
842
00:50:12,384 --> 00:50:15,054
[ominous music]
843
00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:31,237
[dramatic music]
844
00:50:36,784 --> 00:50:37,826
Surprise!
845
00:50:37,910 --> 00:50:39,995
[Martin grunts]
846
00:50:40,079 --> 00:50:42,164
- Again?
- Yes.
847
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:45,834
And now the stairs!
848
00:50:45,918 --> 00:50:48,087
The stairs, no!
849
00:51:03,811 --> 00:51:05,271
[people screaming]
850
00:51:05,354 --> 00:51:08,190
[Martin groaning]
851
00:51:14,738 --> 00:51:17,658
[vibrator buzzing]
852
00:51:24,039 --> 00:51:28,043
Jo had to promise Dr. Animal a pizza place
and now he delivered.
853
00:51:33,424 --> 00:51:35,593
Is Miss Fostar here yet?
854
00:51:35,676 --> 00:51:36,719
Mister.
855
00:51:36,802 --> 00:51:38,095
Call me Doctor, please.
856
00:51:38,178 --> 00:51:40,222
Not yet, Dr. Please.
857
00:51:40,306 --> 00:51:41,724
He should be here soon.
858
00:51:41,807 --> 00:51:46,437
Because he was late Jo tried to beat
out an oil truck for a parking space.
859
00:51:48,397 --> 00:51:51,066
[car exploding]
860
00:51:53,402 --> 00:51:54,737
Hey, where you going?
861
00:51:54,820 --> 00:51:57,031
You dented my freaking fender!
862
00:51:57,114 --> 00:52:00,326
I'll be back.
[sirens wailing]
863
00:52:00,409 --> 00:52:02,870
- Fellas.
- Howdy do.
864
00:52:02,953 --> 00:52:06,081
- Dr. Enema.
- Long time no see.
865
00:52:06,165 --> 00:52:09,126
As you can see, I've kept
up my end of the bargain...
866
00:52:09,209 --> 00:52:12,296
...may this be the beginning
of Dr. Animals pizza place.
867
00:52:12,379 --> 00:52:13,380
Iggy-boo!
868
00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:15,966
My brain is tingling!
869
00:52:16,050 --> 00:52:17,968
- I'm glad.
- Moi ici.
870
00:52:18,052 --> 00:52:20,971
- What?
- French, me too.
871
00:52:21,055 --> 00:52:22,640
- The contract.
- Right here.
872
00:52:22,723 --> 00:52:24,308
- The license.
- Right here.
873
00:52:24,391 --> 00:52:28,103
All right, Miss Fostar, I have to ask you,
do you have the photos of the waitresses?
874
00:52:28,187 --> 00:52:30,981
Yes, and the phone numbers.
875
00:52:31,065 --> 00:52:32,941
Very foodie, this is great!
876
00:52:33,025 --> 00:52:35,027
The cooks dental x-rays?
877
00:52:36,945 --> 00:52:38,489
Bathroom faucets?
878
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:39,490
[water running]
879
00:52:39,573 --> 00:52:42,201
A spare tire from the
cleaning woman's car.
880
00:52:42,284 --> 00:52:44,870
[tire thudding]
[Animal groaning]
881
00:52:44,953 --> 00:52:48,874
The shoe sizes of everyone
in the entire staff.
882
00:52:49,792 --> 00:52:52,419
The maitre d's ball bearings.
883
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:54,296
They're smaller than I thought.
884
00:52:54,380 --> 00:52:55,297
They're all set.
885
00:52:55,381 --> 00:52:57,132
- I'm satisfied.
- Good.
886
00:52:57,216 --> 00:52:59,376
Now will you please tell me
where the psycho killer is?
887
00:52:59,426 --> 00:53:01,303
[Animal laughing]
All right, all right.
888
00:53:01,387 --> 00:53:03,722
After all, a view is a view.
889
00:53:05,182 --> 00:53:08,811
Come to think of it,
maybe I will have a piece of veal.
890
00:53:08,894 --> 00:53:10,688
Where is the psycho killer!
891
00:53:10,771 --> 00:53:12,481
The killer is near.
892
00:53:12,564 --> 00:53:15,818
Just outside of town,
right under your nose.
893
00:53:15,901 --> 00:53:17,653
The Cemetery Motel.
894
00:53:17,736 --> 00:53:19,446
Thank you, thank you, Doctor.
895
00:53:19,530 --> 00:53:22,210
In all honesty, really, thank you.
I couldn't have done without you.
896
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,493
No, I mean it.
This man is amazing.
897
00:53:24,576 --> 00:53:25,786
From the bottom of my heart.
898
00:53:25,869 --> 00:53:28,747
And please, don't forget,
I own 10% of this place.
899
00:53:28,831 --> 00:53:29,832
Bye.
900
00:53:30,541 --> 00:53:32,000
10%.
901
00:53:32,084 --> 00:53:35,921
Less than my manager.
I'm going to miss him.
902
00:53:36,004 --> 00:53:38,674
[ominous music]
903
00:53:45,472 --> 00:53:47,599
Nosy snoop of a private eye.
904
00:53:47,683 --> 00:53:51,603
Nobody will ever suspect you in your car
under here.
905
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,316
[wolf howling]
906
00:53:56,400 --> 00:53:58,569
Detective Balsam?
907
00:53:58,652 --> 00:54:00,612
Detective Balsam!
908
00:54:00,696 --> 00:54:02,656
Detective Balsam!
909
00:54:02,740 --> 00:54:05,784
Mama Mia, the work never ends here.
910
00:54:05,868 --> 00:54:07,453
Detective Balsam!
911
00:54:08,537 --> 00:54:11,457
Detective Balsam!
912
00:54:11,540 --> 00:54:13,667
[water splashing]
913
00:54:13,751 --> 00:54:16,545
Only way to stop a hog when it's rutting.
914
00:54:16,628 --> 00:54:18,088
[woman laughing]
915
00:54:18,172 --> 00:54:21,133
Jo went back to his place to clean up.
916
00:54:21,216 --> 00:54:23,302
Boy, it must've been really rough.
917
00:54:23,385 --> 00:54:24,803
You sweat like a hog in heat.
918
00:54:24,887 --> 00:54:27,347
- Fuck you. He didn't come here?
- He who?
919
00:54:27,431 --> 00:54:29,057
Detective Balsam!
920
00:54:29,141 --> 00:54:32,019
[water splashing]
921
00:54:32,102 --> 00:54:33,312
He wasn't at the motel?
922
00:54:33,395 --> 00:54:35,272
No, nor was Jane.
923
00:54:35,355 --> 00:54:37,315
And I couldn't find that
manager, what's his name?
924
00:54:37,357 --> 00:54:39,526
- Frank.
- Yeah, Antonio.
925
00:54:40,527 --> 00:54:43,697
And I couldn't enter the house
because I didn't have a warrant.
926
00:54:43,781 --> 00:54:47,159
She didn't answer the door, she just
dumped a pail of water on my head.
927
00:54:47,242 --> 00:54:48,285
Good thing she missed.
928
00:54:48,368 --> 00:54:50,621
Yeah.
I tell you it's weird, it's too weird.
929
00:54:50,704 --> 00:54:54,124
Balsam calls, says he's got a hunch, right,
then he disappears.
930
00:54:56,043 --> 00:54:57,085
[ominous music]
931
00:54:57,169 --> 00:54:58,170
Poor Jane.
932
00:54:59,630 --> 00:55:02,049
Who knows where she could be?
933
00:55:03,008 --> 00:55:04,927
I bet she's in trouble.
934
00:55:06,094 --> 00:55:08,847
I bet they've done things to her.
935
00:55:10,015 --> 00:55:12,267
I bet they've tortured her.
936
00:55:13,560 --> 00:55:15,103
I bet they swiped the money...
937
00:55:15,187 --> 00:55:16,772
No!
Not that!
938
00:55:16,855 --> 00:55:18,023
Anything but that!
939
00:55:18,106 --> 00:55:20,442
I tell you we'll find her all right,
alive and in cash.
940
00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,911
[phone ringing]
941
00:55:32,162 --> 00:55:34,122
Who the fuck is calling me at this hour?
942
00:55:34,206 --> 00:55:35,791
Boss, it's me.
I need to get a...
943
00:55:35,874 --> 00:55:37,459
Christ.
Look, Jo...
944
00:55:37,543 --> 00:55:39,687
Listen, Jane has really
stuck her foot in it this time.
945
00:55:39,711 --> 00:55:41,431
- She's at the motel outside of town.
- Hey!
946
00:55:41,463 --> 00:55:44,183
I'm about to stick my babascas into
something a hell of a lot damper.
947
00:55:44,216 --> 00:55:46,176
Hell of a lot warmer too.
So I'll make this quick.
948
00:55:46,260 --> 00:55:47,980
All right, I need a
search warrant and fast.
949
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,847
Getting a search warrant
will take too long.
950
00:55:49,930 --> 00:55:52,140
And besides, this case is top secret!
951
00:55:52,224 --> 00:55:54,142
Try the Ranger.
952
00:55:54,226 --> 00:55:58,397
He's in charge of issuing
motel licenses.
953
00:55:58,480 --> 00:56:04,778
So he's got a good excuse for getting you
in without arousing, arousing suspicion.
954
00:56:05,904 --> 00:56:08,657
[woman giggling]
955
00:56:10,784 --> 00:56:11,869
Jo, got to go.
956
00:56:17,708 --> 00:56:20,294
[dogs barking]
957
00:56:21,628 --> 00:56:23,714
Jo, don't you think it's a little late?
958
00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,174
Absolutely not.
The Ranger lives his job.
959
00:56:26,258 --> 00:56:29,636
It's the one official you
can call out at any hour.
960
00:56:29,720 --> 00:56:33,015
[doorbell ringing]
961
00:56:33,098 --> 00:56:36,226
Who the hell is that breaking my chops
at this hour of the night!
962
00:56:36,310 --> 00:56:40,647
I hope his tires blow out
at 200 miles an hour on a curve!
963
00:56:40,731 --> 00:56:42,733
I hope he turns coo-coo!
964
00:56:45,819 --> 00:56:47,863
Honey, you're not going to believe this!
965
00:56:47,946 --> 00:56:50,073
It's a mailman and a nun!
966
00:56:51,074 --> 00:56:52,659
Ma'am, I've got to talk to the Ranger.
967
00:56:53,869 --> 00:56:56,788
Oh, Jo, I recognized you right away.
968
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:58,874
Come on in.
Come on.
969
00:56:58,957 --> 00:57:02,127
You know, you get handsomer every day.
970
00:57:04,338 --> 00:57:05,797
You can come in, too, Sister.
971
00:57:05,881 --> 00:57:10,093
You mustn't stay out here all
night in the cold. Okay?
972
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:14,973
The Ranger lived in a modest house
with his wife, an ex-super model.
973
00:57:16,683 --> 00:57:17,684
Very ex.
974
00:57:22,397 --> 00:57:24,274
Greetings, everyone.
975
00:57:24,358 --> 00:57:26,568
Welcome to my humble abode.
976
00:57:26,652 --> 00:57:28,946
["The Addams Family" jingle]
[everyone snapping]
977
00:57:29,029 --> 00:57:32,199
I must apologize for being
a trifle underdressed...
978
00:57:32,282 --> 00:57:34,660
...but I was sleeping
when you drove up.
979
00:57:34,743 --> 00:57:36,870
What's going down?
980
00:57:36,954 --> 00:57:39,206
Ranger, I don't know where to start.
981
00:57:39,289 --> 00:57:42,960
It all began with...
[Ranger knocking]
982
00:57:47,005 --> 00:57:48,924
Thank you, smelly thing.
983
00:57:49,007 --> 00:57:51,760
Anyway, I'm engaged to Miss Lily's sister.
984
00:57:51,843 --> 00:57:53,470
It happens that...
985
00:57:53,553 --> 00:57:56,056
[light music]
986
00:58:00,686 --> 00:58:04,356
Jo decides to explain
everything to the Ranger...
987
00:58:04,439 --> 00:58:08,068
...using the FBI's new secret
technique, interpretive dance.
988
00:58:13,949 --> 00:58:14,950
Get the picture?
989
00:58:15,033 --> 00:58:19,955
Jo, if understand you correctly,
you're saying that...
990
00:58:20,038 --> 00:58:22,541
[light music]
991
00:58:31,174 --> 00:58:32,174
Was that about it?
992
00:58:32,217 --> 00:58:34,011
Yeah, except for one or two steps.
993
00:58:34,094 --> 00:58:36,304
Jo, something here doesn't quite jive.
994
00:58:36,388 --> 00:58:39,850
You said you saw a lady at that house
who was supposed to be Antonio's mother.
995
00:58:39,933 --> 00:58:42,728
Jo, Antonio's mother's
been dead for 10 years.
996
00:58:42,811 --> 00:58:44,146
But it doesn't make any sense.
997
00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:46,189
Detective Balsam saw her.
998
00:58:46,273 --> 00:58:49,026
He even went back to the
hotel to question her.
999
00:58:49,109 --> 00:58:50,444
Antonio's mother's dead!
1000
00:58:50,527 --> 00:58:52,779
Question is, who is that other woman!
1001
00:58:52,863 --> 00:58:55,615
[dramatic music]
1002
00:59:00,412 --> 00:59:01,580
Tell me what happened quick.
1003
00:59:01,663 --> 00:59:03,503
Well, you know how the
boss is, he picked up...
1004
00:59:03,582 --> 00:59:04,583
Not that quick.
1005
00:59:04,666 --> 00:59:06,668
Well he picked up this
little virgin on a ranch...
1006
00:59:06,752 --> 00:59:08,392
...and things must've
gotten carried away.
1007
00:59:08,420 --> 00:59:09,980
You don't do certain things at his age.
1008
00:59:10,005 --> 00:59:11,131
Dr. Butcher to surgery.
1009
00:59:11,214 --> 00:59:13,216
Dr. Butcher to surgery.
1010
00:59:13,300 --> 00:59:14,760
Dr. Leaky to urology.
1011
00:59:14,843 --> 00:59:16,136
What the hell happened?
1012
00:59:16,219 --> 00:59:18,680
How could a night out do this to you?
1013
00:59:18,764 --> 00:59:21,975
Boy, you don't know what sex is.
1014
00:59:22,059 --> 00:59:24,311
She had my wheels spinning.
1015
00:59:24,394 --> 00:59:26,646
Spinning, I heard symphonies.
1016
00:59:26,730 --> 00:59:28,482
[Pete grunts]
1017
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:33,653
My only trouble and my only mistake,
I asked her to get on top.
1018
00:59:33,737 --> 00:59:36,198
Listen, I was out at the Rangers
and he said that there was...
1019
00:59:36,281 --> 00:59:38,784
I know! He called me, asked
me something really weird.
1020
00:59:38,867 --> 00:59:41,703
If I knew your friend Lily's blood type.
1021
00:59:41,787 --> 00:59:45,207
He promised you'd go over the motel,
take a look today.
1022
00:59:45,290 --> 00:59:47,667
All right, I'll go meet him.
1023
00:59:47,751 --> 00:59:49,544
Visiting hours are over.
1024
00:59:49,628 --> 00:59:51,379
Mr. Putrid must rest.
1025
00:59:53,799 --> 00:59:55,258
Stay out of trouble, boss.
1026
00:59:55,342 --> 00:59:57,552
Jo, the Ranger's at the bowling
alley, just remembered.
1027
00:59:57,636 --> 01:00:00,806
And remember, lay off the women, huh.
1028
01:00:02,057 --> 01:00:04,893
[metal clanking]
1029
01:00:04,976 --> 01:00:06,061
[Pete farting]
1030
01:00:06,144 --> 01:00:09,564
[upbeat music]
[pins clanking]
1031
01:00:09,648 --> 01:00:10,649
Not bad.
1032
01:00:12,442 --> 01:00:13,693
Howdy, Ranger.
1033
01:00:15,821 --> 01:00:19,241
Howdy, Jo, what brings you
down to these here parts?
1034
01:00:19,324 --> 01:00:22,119
Well, we want to know how the visit
to the Cemetery Motel went.
1035
01:00:22,202 --> 01:00:26,248
Now, Jo, I know you're not the
type of guy to hallucinate.
1036
01:00:26,331 --> 01:00:32,546
There was no lady at the Cemetery Motel,
much less Antonio's mother.
1037
01:00:32,629 --> 01:00:34,069
[glass shattering]
[people screaming]
1038
01:00:34,131 --> 01:00:36,133
Just Antonio himself!
1039
01:00:36,216 --> 01:00:39,344
He also confirmed, Miss Lily,
that your sister...
1040
01:00:39,427 --> 01:00:42,347
...registered at the motel
under a fake name.
1041
01:00:43,932 --> 01:00:50,272
When Detective Balsam found out where
she was headed, he took off after her.
1042
01:00:50,355 --> 01:00:52,816
If the bitch tries to screw
me out of my cash...
1043
01:00:59,531 --> 01:01:02,200
But Ranger, there's still
something out of whack out here.
1044
01:01:02,284 --> 01:01:03,785
Yeah, I noticed that.
1045
01:01:03,869 --> 01:01:05,620
- What?
- The heating.
1046
01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:07,873
The motel is as cold as a witch's tit.
1047
01:01:07,956 --> 01:01:09,166
Felt like a morgue.
1048
01:01:09,249 --> 01:01:12,419
Talking about morgues,
why don't you have lunch with us.
1049
01:01:12,502 --> 01:01:16,339
I've fixed some nice cold frozen chicken.
1050
01:01:16,423 --> 01:01:18,592
Now that's a great idea.
1051
01:01:20,385 --> 01:01:22,637
Why don't you come on home with us?
1052
01:01:22,721 --> 01:01:26,391
Spend a nice evening with the family.
1053
01:01:26,474 --> 01:01:29,728
That way you can sign a
formal complaint and...
1054
01:01:29,811 --> 01:01:32,731
...I can make out a search warrant for you.
1055
01:01:32,814 --> 01:01:37,444
And you can officially search the motel
and erase all your doubts.
1056
01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:40,822
We'll be waiting for ya.
1057
01:01:44,451 --> 01:01:48,038
[Ranger screaming]
1058
01:01:48,121 --> 01:01:49,789
I forgot to tell ya.
1059
01:01:51,249 --> 01:01:57,547
Antonio's mother asked me to tell you
to stop howling under her window at night.
1060
01:01:59,549 --> 01:02:00,550
Goodbye.
1061
01:02:01,551 --> 01:02:04,221
[ominous music]
1062
01:02:05,388 --> 01:02:08,391
[pins clanking]
1063
01:02:08,475 --> 01:02:10,435
We can't afford to make
any mistakes at the motel.
1064
01:02:10,477 --> 01:02:14,898
The least suspicious way I think
is to be a man and wife asking for a room.
1065
01:02:14,981 --> 01:02:15,981
I don't know.
1066
01:02:16,024 --> 01:02:19,569
We ask for a room to be together, like
we just wanted to stop off in this motel...
1067
01:02:19,653 --> 01:02:23,156
...to spend some time with each other,
in a room, alone, to make love.
1068
01:02:23,240 --> 01:02:24,741
That's terrific.
1069
01:02:27,410 --> 01:02:29,913
[Lily grunts]
1070
01:02:33,500 --> 01:02:36,753
I'd rather make it with anybody than you!
1071
01:02:36,836 --> 01:02:38,213
[horn honking]
1072
01:02:38,296 --> 01:02:40,590
Hello, could you direct me
to your ice machine please?
1073
01:02:40,674 --> 01:02:41,967
In the back, pal.
1074
01:02:42,050 --> 01:02:43,093
Thank you.
1075
01:02:43,176 --> 01:02:44,344
Five dollars.
1076
01:02:44,427 --> 01:02:45,428
Thanks.
1077
01:02:46,471 --> 01:02:50,016
Yeah, the ice machine is in my butt
where I usually keep it.
1078
01:02:52,185 --> 01:02:53,979
[sexy music]
1079
01:02:54,062 --> 01:02:58,275
Lily knew that $5 worth of gas
would not get them very far.
1080
01:03:02,904 --> 01:03:05,991
So she tried arousing his generosity.
1081
01:03:08,118 --> 01:03:10,954
[heavy breathing]
1082
01:03:28,805 --> 01:03:31,808
[nozzle stretching]
1083
01:03:34,602 --> 01:03:37,272
[both groaning]
1084
01:03:53,330 --> 01:03:57,083
- What is this?
- I'm sorry, I had to fill her up.
1085
01:04:02,881 --> 01:04:05,550
The tension was so thick and
the music so pretentious...
1086
01:04:05,633 --> 01:04:08,970
...they knew they must be getting close.
1087
01:04:20,440 --> 01:04:22,317
There's nobody here.
1088
01:04:22,400 --> 01:04:24,194
Where the hell is this Antonio?
1089
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:27,697
Jo, I just saw somebody peeking
out the window up there.
1090
01:04:27,781 --> 01:04:28,782
- Hi!
- Hi!
1091
01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:29,866
Hi.
1092
01:04:30,825 --> 01:04:33,661
Welcome to the Cemetery Motel.
1093
01:04:33,745 --> 01:04:36,206
I suppose you want a cabin?
1094
01:04:36,289 --> 01:04:37,290
Yes.
1095
01:04:38,833 --> 01:04:40,585
I don't like it.
I don't like it.
1096
01:04:40,668 --> 01:04:41,668
I know he looks evil.
1097
01:04:41,711 --> 01:04:42,879
No, not him, the motel.
1098
01:04:42,962 --> 01:04:44,714
I much prefer the Hilton!
1099
01:04:44,798 --> 01:04:47,384
Please, step into the office.
1100
01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:49,636
Sorry.
1101
01:04:51,388 --> 01:04:53,223
Where do I bury these two?
1102
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:55,141
There is no more room.
1103
01:04:57,310 --> 01:04:59,229
There you go, cabin 13.
1104
01:05:00,939 --> 01:05:03,650
[wood knocking]
1105
01:05:05,110 --> 01:05:06,486
Here we are.
1106
01:05:06,569 --> 01:05:09,155
Make yourself at tomb, at home.
1107
01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:13,034
I feel Jane was here.
1108
01:05:13,118 --> 01:05:15,954
I have a very strange premonition.
1109
01:05:22,293 --> 01:05:24,129
- I found the letter.
- Where was it?
1110
01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,506
Right here, under the bed.
1111
01:05:33,263 --> 01:05:35,640
"Dear Lily, I was here.
1112
01:05:35,723 --> 01:05:37,225
Antonio's mother killed me.
1113
01:05:37,308 --> 01:05:39,394
Don't forget to pay the gas bill.
1114
01:05:39,477 --> 01:05:41,396
...and kisses, Jane."
1115
01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:42,897
No!
1116
01:05:42,981 --> 01:05:43,982
Why?
1117
01:05:45,358 --> 01:05:47,438
Come on, Lily.
Lily, come on, pull yourself together.
1118
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:50,530
Come on, everyone forgets
to pay the gas bill.
1119
01:05:50,613 --> 01:05:53,241
Maybe that lady didn't kill her all right.
Maybe it was a mistake.
1120
01:05:53,324 --> 01:05:54,242
If only it were.
1121
01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:56,161
That's right, maybe Antonio killed her.
1122
01:05:56,244 --> 01:05:57,287
No.
1123
01:05:57,370 --> 01:05:59,050
Or she could have got run over by a truck.
1124
01:05:59,080 --> 01:05:59,998
No!
1125
01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:02,681
And she could've got eaten by a cannibal
on a California vacation.
1126
01:06:02,709 --> 01:06:04,294
I don't know, any one
of these really.
1127
01:06:04,377 --> 01:06:07,255
Or there's always that possibility
being torn to shreds by a harvester.
1128
01:06:07,338 --> 01:06:09,692
Then again, she could've fallen into a vat
of sulfuric acid.
1129
01:06:09,716 --> 01:06:11,636
Really, it could've been
any one of these things.
1130
01:06:11,676 --> 01:06:13,511
She could've been ravaged
by a pack of wolves.
1131
01:06:13,595 --> 01:06:15,513
She could've been struck by lightning.
Ow!
1132
01:06:15,597 --> 01:06:17,637
Or she could've been
snorkeling in shark infested...
1133
01:06:17,682 --> 01:06:18,600
Ow!
1134
01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:20,643
Personally, I don't think
anyone's ever died here.
1135
01:06:20,685 --> 01:06:25,690
[zombies growling]
[wolf howling]
1136
01:06:29,486 --> 01:06:34,491
[upbeat music]
[zombies moaning]
1137
01:06:56,804 --> 01:07:00,058
[upbeat country music]
1138
01:07:06,814 --> 01:07:07,814
My arm!
1139
01:07:07,857 --> 01:07:08,858
My arm!
1140
01:07:11,611 --> 01:07:13,446
[clock ticking]
1141
01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:14,864
[rooster crowing]
1142
01:07:14,948 --> 01:07:17,283
[gun firing]
1143
01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:20,537
I can't take this anymore!
I've got to find out once and for all.
1144
01:07:20,620 --> 01:07:22,830
I have to know the truth about my sister.
1145
01:07:22,914 --> 01:07:24,582
[hammer thudding]
1146
01:07:24,666 --> 01:07:28,419
Jo, you go and distract Antonio
while I go see the lady and question her.
1147
01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:29,712
Come on now, that's too risky.
1148
01:07:29,796 --> 01:07:32,796
What that letter said was true, and you
want to be alone with that old lady?
1149
01:07:32,840 --> 01:07:35,718
Forget it. We FBI agents, we
specialize in taking dangerous action.
1150
01:07:35,802 --> 01:07:39,055
No, I think it's better if I go distract
Antonio and you talk to the old lady.
1151
01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:41,808
[ominous music]
1152
01:07:49,899 --> 01:07:52,652
[chimes chiming]
1153
01:08:02,870 --> 01:08:05,873
[Antonio screaming]
1154
01:08:07,333 --> 01:08:10,587
[Antonio sneezes]
Sorry, I'm a little sick.
1155
01:08:10,670 --> 01:08:13,006
You know, my grandfather
died from a sneeze.
1156
01:08:13,089 --> 01:08:14,757
What, he fell ill and died?
1157
01:08:14,841 --> 01:08:17,260
No, he just fell
from a skyscraper scaffold.
1158
01:08:17,343 --> 01:08:18,428
Lost balance.
1159
01:08:18,511 --> 01:08:19,804
Why have you come here?
1160
01:08:19,887 --> 01:08:21,431
My wife wants to take a nap.
1161
01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:24,851
I'm not sleepy and I felt like chatting.
1162
01:08:26,269 --> 01:08:28,563
You know, just to kill time.
1163
01:08:28,646 --> 01:08:30,189
Just to kill time.
1164
01:08:30,273 --> 01:08:31,858
Please, come on in.
1165
01:08:33,776 --> 01:08:36,863
If there is anything to
kill, I'm always available.
1166
01:08:36,946 --> 01:08:39,073
Know what, guess I'm
doing all the talking.
1167
01:08:39,157 --> 01:08:43,995
I suppose living like this could
make a person jump at the chance to talk.
1168
01:08:44,078 --> 01:08:46,080
You're right, you're right.
1169
01:08:46,164 --> 01:08:48,499
I love to talk to everyone at the motel.
1170
01:08:48,583 --> 01:08:52,003
Is it my fault that when I'm through
I realize there is no one there?
1171
01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,338
Shit.
1172
01:08:53,421 --> 01:08:55,357
Antonio, living like this
could drive a man crazy.
1173
01:08:55,381 --> 01:08:57,383
What are you trying to say, eh?
1174
01:08:57,467 --> 01:09:01,262
Are you insinuating that,
that I might be crazy?
1175
01:09:01,346 --> 01:09:03,598
Go on!
Go on if you think I'm crazy!
1176
01:09:03,681 --> 01:09:04,932
Say it, go ahead!
1177
01:09:05,016 --> 01:09:08,811
I'm just saying that if someone like
you had a chance to lay his hands on...
1178
01:09:08,895 --> 01:09:12,774
...400 grand from some defenseless girl,
he most certainly would go off his nut!
1179
01:09:13,149 --> 01:09:14,525
I mean he'd do anything!
1180
01:09:14,609 --> 01:09:17,904
Antonio, for 400 grand, a man would kill!
1181
01:09:17,987 --> 01:09:19,238
I'll murder ya!
1182
01:09:20,156 --> 01:09:22,575
You ugly, evil, praying mantis!
1183
01:09:24,452 --> 01:09:26,287
I'll never tell you!
1184
01:09:27,288 --> 01:09:30,291
This morning now...
is mine, Big Jim!
1185
01:09:33,252 --> 01:09:35,630
You're not going to talk, huh,
my fine feathered friend!
1186
01:09:35,713 --> 01:09:37,715
Well I bet your old Mom will!
1187
01:09:37,799 --> 01:09:40,259
[men grunting]
1188
01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:41,928
Mommy?
[Antonio laughing]
1189
01:09:42,011 --> 01:09:43,805
Poor asshole!
[fingers snapping]
1190
01:09:43,888 --> 01:09:45,932
[throat tapping]
[Antonio grunts]
1191
01:09:46,015 --> 01:09:48,017
Where did the girl go?
Where did the...
1192
01:09:48,101 --> 01:09:49,143
[door slams]
1193
01:09:49,227 --> 01:09:51,729
[men gasping]
1194
01:09:56,943 --> 01:09:59,612
[door creaking]
1195
01:10:07,578 --> 01:10:10,248
[body thudding]
1196
01:10:13,501 --> 01:10:16,129
[ominous music]
1197
01:10:22,760 --> 01:10:27,765
[people chattering]
[upbeat music]
1198
01:10:32,562 --> 01:10:34,063
Termites.
1199
01:10:35,606 --> 01:10:38,109
[can hissing]
1200
01:10:54,375 --> 01:10:55,460
Mrs. Motel?
1201
01:10:57,795 --> 01:10:58,796
Mrs. Motel.
1202
01:11:04,719 --> 01:11:06,137
[eerie music]
1203
01:11:06,220 --> 01:11:07,221
Oh, Antonio!
1204
01:11:15,563 --> 01:11:16,731
Let me go!
1205
01:11:16,814 --> 01:11:18,357
Let me go!
1206
01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:19,525
Okay, I stay.
1207
01:11:20,401 --> 01:11:23,571
If this poor man is Antonio,
who is he?
1208
01:11:23,654 --> 01:11:27,283
It's a little trick
used by Dr. Animal's patients.
1209
01:11:29,911 --> 01:11:30,953
It's Antonio's mother!
1210
01:11:31,037 --> 01:11:33,331
All right, I'm Antonio's mother!
1211
01:11:33,414 --> 01:11:34,582
Mama Mia!
1212
01:11:34,665 --> 01:11:39,712
But I am better known for fiscal reasons
as the psycho killer!
1213
01:11:41,088 --> 01:11:46,302
But my exotic achievements have far
outshone my mentor Dr. Animal.
1214
01:11:47,386 --> 01:11:49,013
He was a degenerated pervert.
1215
01:11:49,096 --> 01:11:51,808
And then Antonio, he really pissed me off!
1216
01:11:51,891 --> 01:11:53,651
Where's our money or
it's off to the hay lot!
1217
01:11:53,726 --> 01:11:57,271
It's buried in the swamp with Jane's body.
1218
01:11:57,355 --> 01:11:58,815
[Mother laughing]
1219
01:11:58,898 --> 01:12:00,441
It's not true!
1220
01:12:00,525 --> 01:12:02,401
Jane is still alive!
1221
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:05,238
[dramatic music]
1222
01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:14,747
Jane!
1223
01:12:14,831 --> 01:12:17,166
Thought you'd killed me, didn't ya?
1224
01:12:17,250 --> 01:12:18,251
You old bag!
1225
01:12:18,334 --> 01:12:21,254
First stabbing me and
then sinking me in my car!
1226
01:12:21,337 --> 01:12:23,881
Well, good thing it was a lemon.
1227
01:12:23,965 --> 01:12:26,133
Lemons float.
1228
01:12:27,635 --> 01:12:29,136
Lily, I'm alive!
1229
01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:32,098
Hold on, Jane!
1230
01:12:32,181 --> 01:12:33,266
I'm not Lily.
1231
01:12:34,308 --> 01:12:35,518
I am...
1232
01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:38,354
[dramatic music]
1233
01:12:45,403 --> 01:12:47,154
Detective Balsam.
1234
01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:51,325
If you're alive, who did I
stab, stab, stab to death?
1235
01:12:51,409 --> 01:12:52,493
Robocrap.
1236
01:12:52,577 --> 01:12:55,496
The Japanese version of Robocop.
1237
01:12:55,580 --> 01:12:58,291
Darling, I've still got the 400 grand.
1238
01:12:58,374 --> 01:12:59,667
Come on, let's split.
1239
01:12:59,750 --> 01:13:01,544
Just one second, Jane.
1240
01:13:01,627 --> 01:13:03,087
I'm not Jo, I'm...
1241
01:13:13,890 --> 01:13:16,642
[dramatic music]
1242
01:13:21,105 --> 01:13:22,023
I'm Mr. Laurel!
1243
01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,399
[Jane gasps]
1244
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:24,859
Return what you stole.
1245
01:13:24,942 --> 01:13:26,777
Hold it!
Let her go!
1246
01:13:28,321 --> 01:13:29,780
The Ranger!
1247
01:13:29,864 --> 01:13:31,824
["The Addams Family" jingle]
[everyone snapping]
1248
01:13:31,908 --> 01:13:34,327
He's not really the Ranger.
1249
01:13:37,079 --> 01:13:39,832
[dramatic music]
1250
01:13:54,931 --> 01:13:58,017
I'm Olaf, and those mega-bucks are mine.
1251
01:13:58,100 --> 01:13:59,369
Oh no they're not, they're mine.
1252
01:13:59,393 --> 01:14:01,854
You bought that estate for $400,000.
1253
01:14:01,938 --> 01:14:02,939
Estate?
1254
01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:05,983
This is what you call an estate?
1255
01:14:06,067 --> 01:14:07,318
This is the Addams house.
1256
01:14:07,401 --> 01:14:08,401
What?
1257
01:14:08,444 --> 01:14:09,946
You sold my house?
1258
01:14:11,238 --> 01:14:13,366
You rotten swindler!
1259
01:14:13,449 --> 01:14:19,664
How could you sell a house for $400,000
without even asking the owner?
1260
01:14:19,747 --> 01:14:22,875
Okay, then I guess I'll
just take my money back.
1261
01:14:22,959 --> 01:14:24,335
Well, no, no, no, that's mine.
1262
01:14:24,418 --> 01:14:26,754
- You let go!
- The hell you say, you fraud!
1263
01:14:26,837 --> 01:14:28,506
That's mine, I'll call the cop!
1264
01:14:28,589 --> 01:14:31,592
No need, I'm already here.
1265
01:14:31,676 --> 01:14:32,843
Listen here, Officer.
1266
01:14:32,927 --> 01:14:36,222
Yes, I'm the Officer,
but not the Officer you think.
1267
01:14:36,305 --> 01:14:37,306
I'm...
1268
01:14:39,600 --> 01:14:40,601
The Ranger.
1269
01:14:40,685 --> 01:14:42,186
The Ranger?
1270
01:14:42,269 --> 01:14:44,689
["The Addams Family" jingle]
[everyone snapping]
1271
01:14:44,772 --> 01:14:46,190
My brother?
1272
01:14:46,273 --> 01:14:47,942
I'm your beloved brother.
1273
01:14:48,025 --> 01:14:50,027
Beloved my ass.
1274
01:14:50,111 --> 01:14:54,156
You were the one who first took Antonio
out to play in the hay.
1275
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,001
If it hadn't been for me, he never
would have gotten out of the house.
1276
01:14:57,034 --> 01:15:01,455
Just because out of love for his
dead daddy, he poisoned your lover.
1277
01:15:01,539 --> 01:15:02,999
"Dallas” was never like this.
1278
01:15:03,082 --> 01:15:06,252
I don't want to be involved
in no family squabbles.
1279
01:15:06,335 --> 01:15:08,671
I'm leaving, [tense music]
with my money.
1280
01:15:09,547 --> 01:15:11,507
Hold on, G.
1281
01:15:11,590 --> 01:15:12,591
Antonio?
1282
01:15:13,926 --> 01:15:17,054
No, not Antonio.
I'm Jo.
1283
01:15:17,138 --> 01:15:20,099
Hi, the money is yours,
but it's partly due to me...
1284
01:15:20,182 --> 01:15:22,852
...that you got it back, so you
owe me a 40% finder's fee.
1285
01:15:22,935 --> 01:15:24,186
Fair is fair.
1286
01:15:25,896 --> 01:15:27,773
Jo, now we have the money.
1287
01:15:27,857 --> 01:15:30,818
We can finally get back together again.
1288
01:15:30,901 --> 01:15:32,445
Oh, I can't wait.
1289
01:15:32,528 --> 01:15:37,033
You luscious piece of backstabbing,
two-timing, I'll fuck anything that walks...
1290
01:15:37,116 --> 01:15:39,368
...vertebrate or invertebrate
creme brulee souffle.
1291
01:15:39,452 --> 01:15:41,662
But please no more fooling
around on the side, huh?
1292
01:15:41,746 --> 01:15:45,082
No, it'll never happen again, I swear.
1293
01:15:45,166 --> 01:15:47,710
Cross my heart and hope to die.
1294
01:15:47,793 --> 01:15:50,171
[Jane gasps]
1295
01:15:52,423 --> 01:15:55,593
[mummy growling]
1296
01:15:55,676 --> 01:15:57,303
He's not the mummy, come on!
1297
01:15:57,386 --> 01:15:59,847
Six to one, six to one!
Place your bets!
1298
01:15:59,930 --> 01:16:02,349
[everyone shouting]
1299
01:16:02,433 --> 01:16:05,186
[dramatic music]
1300
01:16:10,024 --> 01:16:11,275
Ciao, everybody!
1301
01:16:11,358 --> 01:16:13,944
I'm the real Antonio and I'm alive.
1302
01:16:14,028 --> 01:16:15,863
My son is alive?
1303
01:16:15,946 --> 01:16:17,948
Who the fuck did I kill?
1304
01:16:18,032 --> 01:16:22,286
Antonio's alive!
[marching music]
1305
01:16:28,626 --> 01:16:31,337
Yes, the band played.
1306
01:16:32,296 --> 01:16:34,256
The parade began.
1307
01:16:34,340 --> 01:16:37,051
[siren wailing]
1308
01:16:37,134 --> 01:16:39,303
The people cheered.
1309
01:16:39,386 --> 01:16:40,805
Why, you may ask?
1310
01:16:42,139 --> 01:16:46,018
Because they stopped taking off
all those got damn masks.
1311
01:16:49,980 --> 01:16:53,359
Your honor, I've got the entire situation
completely under my control.
1312
01:16:53,442 --> 01:16:54,777
I don't need reinforcements.
1313
01:16:54,860 --> 01:16:59,031
Like always, Mr. Mayor,
I did the whole thing single-handed.
1314
01:16:59,115 --> 01:17:02,868
Now, don't you forget that
when my promotion time rolls around.
1315
01:17:02,952 --> 01:17:05,412
Oh, excuse me. What?
Oh, we love you Pete Putrid!
1316
01:17:05,496 --> 01:17:08,216
You're the best, you're wonderful,
you're fabulous, you're marvelous!
1317
01:17:08,290 --> 01:17:11,585
We love you, you're a God! Oh thank you,
thank you so much! You're too kind.
1318
01:17:11,669 --> 01:17:16,298
I got to take a shower because I smell like
Kevin Costner after "Dances with Wolves."
1319
01:17:16,382 --> 01:17:17,925
[Antonio slurping]
1320
01:17:18,008 --> 01:17:19,176
See you later.
1321
01:17:24,849 --> 01:17:27,476
And so this is my story.
1322
01:17:27,560 --> 01:17:31,147
Which brings us to the
moment of my demise.
1323
01:17:32,314 --> 01:17:36,318
["Alfred Hitchcock presents" theme song]
1324
01:17:37,945 --> 01:17:38,946
Alfred!
1325
01:17:39,738 --> 01:17:44,326
So it was the spirit of Alfred
Hitchcock who killed me.
1326
01:17:44,410 --> 01:17:48,414
I guess he did not like
me fucking up his movie.
1327
01:17:50,124 --> 01:17:52,042
Or was it Hitchcock?
1328
01:17:52,126 --> 01:17:54,920
[Animal laughing]
1329
01:17:55,796 --> 01:17:58,549
I am Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza!
1330
01:18:00,968 --> 01:18:01,969
Iggy-boo!
1331
01:18:02,887 --> 01:18:03,888
Iggy-boo!
1332
01:18:06,140 --> 01:18:07,141
Iggy-boo!
1333
01:18:08,058 --> 01:18:11,061
[suspenseful music]
1334
01:18:11,937 --> 01:18:13,147
Hi there!
1335
01:18:13,230 --> 01:18:14,231
Funny face.
1336
01:18:16,775 --> 01:18:18,527
Iggy-boo!
1337
01:18:19,695 --> 01:18:22,865
[upbeat dance music]
1338
01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:14,703
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