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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:40,041 --> 00:00:43,540 TAKE-AWAY ROMANCE 4 00:01:45,291 --> 00:01:46,291 Hiya! 5 00:01:47,458 --> 00:01:48,540 Amelle... 6 00:01:49,083 --> 00:01:52,499 You stink of booze! Were you partying all night? 7 00:01:52,958 --> 00:01:54,457 This is a bad time... 8 00:01:54,625 --> 00:01:56,499 I was going to call you... 9 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:58,915 Good, communication is important. 10 00:01:59,500 --> 00:02:00,624 What's that? 11 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:06,999 I'm helping her out. 12 00:02:07,166 --> 00:02:09,165 Helping yourself to her ass! 13 00:02:09,333 --> 00:02:10,582 I'm not stupid! 14 00:02:10,875 --> 00:02:14,415 I'd have given you everything and you cheat with a silicone bimbo? 15 00:02:15,875 --> 00:02:18,832 I got croissants. Eat them with your slut! 16 00:02:20,000 --> 00:02:23,082 You'll never find a calm, placid girl like me. 17 00:02:23,500 --> 00:02:26,790 I'm gonna be back to scar you and your slut! 18 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:28,540 I know where you live! 19 00:02:29,875 --> 00:02:33,040 My worst lay ever, a Black... 20 00:02:33,958 --> 00:02:35,290 And not even funny. 21 00:02:35,791 --> 00:02:39,374 Forget stand-up. There are plenty of funny guys. 22 00:02:39,541 --> 00:02:40,541 Who? 23 00:02:40,750 --> 00:02:44,082 I dunno... Franck Dubosc. He's funny. 24 00:02:48,375 --> 00:02:49,499 Besides, 25 00:02:49,666 --> 00:02:51,749 I bet he's wild in bed too. 26 00:02:53,041 --> 00:02:55,415 Hey, kid! You forgot this! 27 00:02:56,791 --> 00:02:57,791 Shit! 28 00:02:59,125 --> 00:03:00,415 It's fragile! 29 00:03:01,291 --> 00:03:03,124 You found them together? 30 00:03:03,291 --> 00:03:05,999 Together. I was totally... 31 00:03:06,541 --> 00:03:09,290 I was mad enough to kill them both. 32 00:03:09,458 --> 00:03:11,290 What's an Arab with a white? 33 00:03:11,458 --> 00:03:13,415 - An idiot. - A traitor. 34 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,665 Her boobs were like someone's butt! 35 00:03:16,833 --> 00:03:18,707 Amelle, it's not the boobs. 36 00:03:18,875 --> 00:03:21,499 It's the pussy. Guys shop around. 37 00:03:22,166 --> 00:03:25,165 Accept it or it'll make life hell. 38 00:03:25,666 --> 00:03:29,290 I don't buy that. My problem is my boobs, not my butt. 39 00:03:29,458 --> 00:03:32,082 You'll net another guy in no time. 40 00:03:32,250 --> 00:03:35,624 The next one has to be tough. He won't have it easy. 41 00:03:35,791 --> 00:03:37,582 I want love, love and love. 42 00:03:37,750 --> 00:03:38,750 There you go! 43 00:03:41,125 --> 00:03:43,832 Chicks today want tough guys like before. 44 00:03:44,000 --> 00:03:46,249 They want you to punish them. 45 00:03:46,583 --> 00:03:48,499 You're too kind, man. 46 00:03:48,666 --> 00:03:50,499 You have to shut a chick up! 47 00:03:51,083 --> 00:03:52,999 After that, she's hooked. 48 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,207 Make sure you shut her mouth! 49 00:03:56,666 --> 00:03:58,874 If she talks... "Shut your mouth!" 50 00:03:59,041 --> 00:04:00,041 That's it. 51 00:04:00,625 --> 00:04:01,999 I get it. 52 00:04:02,625 --> 00:04:03,832 See this? 53 00:04:04,000 --> 00:04:06,332 It can be scary and hurt too. 54 00:04:06,500 --> 00:04:09,999 Same kind of atmosphere. She's talking away... 55 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:12,707 "Shut your mouth!" 56 00:04:13,208 --> 00:04:16,124 Got it. She talks. "Huh, what did you say?" 57 00:04:16,291 --> 00:04:17,915 "Shut your mouth!" 58 00:04:19,666 --> 00:04:21,457 Guess who this is. 59 00:04:24,291 --> 00:04:25,624 Marion Cotillard! 60 00:04:29,666 --> 00:04:32,165 Great imitation. Standing up too? 61 00:04:32,333 --> 00:04:33,832 Noom, I'm dying... 62 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:40,665 Auntie, it's us! Got any food, I'm starving! 63 00:04:41,208 --> 00:04:44,249 Noom, FIFA 14 is out and you're still on 10? 64 00:04:44,416 --> 00:04:45,790 I'll be Ronaldinho. 65 00:04:45,958 --> 00:04:47,582 Ok, I'm Djibril Cissé. 66 00:04:49,750 --> 00:04:51,207 Injured even on PS. 67 00:04:53,041 --> 00:04:55,249 I'll never find the right girl, bro. 68 00:04:55,416 --> 00:04:57,207 Give me a break, Noom. 69 00:04:57,375 --> 00:04:59,999 Chicks go wild for a looker like you. 70 00:05:00,416 --> 00:05:02,082 It'll be like Thailand. 71 00:05:02,250 --> 00:05:05,457 The next one has to be ready. I won't kid around. 72 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,332 I want some pussy! 73 00:05:07,500 --> 00:05:10,624 Pow! Pussy! Pow! Pussy! The man! 74 00:05:10,791 --> 00:05:13,332 Right on! I'm really hot. 75 00:05:16,250 --> 00:05:18,207 Get up now! 76 00:05:20,017 --> 00:05:21,017 Why? 77 00:05:21,041 --> 00:05:22,790 Why? I'll smack you! 78 00:05:22,958 --> 00:05:25,165 Your dad got you a Starbucks interview! 79 00:05:26,041 --> 00:05:27,832 - I forgot! - I'll remind you! 80 00:05:29,125 --> 00:05:30,665 Quiet, I'm sleeping. 81 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,749 I don't want your white friend here again. 82 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:36,790 He's a bad influence. He'll spoil you. 83 00:05:36,958 --> 00:05:40,082 Like your dad says, white folks don't care. 84 00:05:40,666 --> 00:05:43,374 They have nothing to lose, they're at home here. 85 00:05:47,791 --> 00:05:49,749 - Sleep. - What're you doing?! 86 00:05:51,625 --> 00:05:52,707 Chill... 87 00:05:59,208 --> 00:06:00,415 Hi, everyone. 88 00:06:03,541 --> 00:06:04,915 Out of cereal, Auntie. 89 00:06:05,083 --> 00:06:07,540 Yeah? So buy some. 90 00:06:07,708 --> 00:06:11,040 Ah, no, you can't. His lordship doesn't work. 91 00:06:11,208 --> 00:06:12,290 I'm not some sheep. 92 00:06:12,458 --> 00:06:14,332 So how'll you live? 93 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:17,290 Scratch cards. I'll win sooner or later. 94 00:06:18,916 --> 00:06:20,540 You scratch all you can! 95 00:06:26,708 --> 00:06:27,749 - You saw? - Drop it. 96 00:06:28,166 --> 00:06:29,415 You manage with two moms? 97 00:06:30,625 --> 00:06:32,874 The third's arriving soon. 98 00:06:33,041 --> 00:06:34,707 That's why your dad's beat. 99 00:06:34,875 --> 00:06:35,915 Show some respect. 100 00:06:36,666 --> 00:06:38,332 Cut it out, will you? 101 00:06:39,000 --> 00:06:41,249 Dad:3 - Son:0. 102 00:06:42,375 --> 00:06:43,915 Time to catch up. 103 00:06:44,458 --> 00:06:47,874 You're a good-looking guy. Chicks should go for you. 104 00:06:48,041 --> 00:06:49,665 They do, don't worry. 105 00:07:10,708 --> 00:07:12,582 Excuse me, ma'am... 106 00:07:12,750 --> 00:07:16,832 I don't want to seem rude but... you're so hot! 107 00:07:17,583 --> 00:07:18,583 Thank you. 108 00:07:36,059 --> 00:07:37,059 Sorry! 109 00:07:37,083 --> 00:07:39,582 Can't you watch where you're going? 110 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:41,082 I'm really sorry. 111 00:07:42,041 --> 00:07:43,207 I think it's fate. 112 00:07:43,833 --> 00:07:45,249 It'll wash out. 113 00:07:45,416 --> 00:07:48,290 Don't touch me! You're the washout here! 114 00:07:48,666 --> 00:07:51,624 A guy sees a butt and his eyes bug out. 115 00:07:52,625 --> 00:07:55,457 Gimme a break. Spare me the aggression. 116 00:08:11,166 --> 00:08:12,832 - This is it. - Thanks. 117 00:08:15,541 --> 00:08:16,541 Hello. 118 00:08:17,916 --> 00:08:19,040 What a washout... 119 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,665 The job interview? Forget it. 120 00:08:21,833 --> 00:08:22,915 - Yeah? - Yeah. 121 00:08:26,250 --> 00:08:29,124 Mr. Traoré, his dad, handles our accounts. 122 00:08:29,291 --> 00:08:32,290 He's one of the family. Give him a warm welcome. 123 00:08:33,458 --> 00:08:34,957 Welcome to Starbucks. 124 00:08:35,375 --> 00:08:36,665 Say hi to your dad. 125 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:38,790 I will. Thanks for everything. 126 00:08:47,291 --> 00:08:49,915 It hurts, huh? Need some arnica? 127 00:08:50,791 --> 00:08:54,957 I want 150,000 a year and I take my coffee black, no sugar. 128 00:08:55,458 --> 00:08:56,665 Finished? 129 00:08:57,833 --> 00:09:00,249 Even with connections, you'll have to work. 130 00:09:00,958 --> 00:09:04,249 And you'll see what "work" means with Jeff. 131 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:06,000 Jeff? 132 00:09:09,375 --> 00:09:10,457 Hello. 133 00:09:10,625 --> 00:09:14,124 I'm Jean-François, Jeff, and I'll be training you. 134 00:09:15,250 --> 00:09:17,665 You're lucky. I'm the best level 2 coach. 135 00:09:17,833 --> 00:09:18,665 Great. 136 00:09:18,833 --> 00:09:21,332 I was employee of the month 18 months straight. 137 00:09:21,958 --> 00:09:22,999 Wonderful. 138 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:26,207 Name a drink and I'll show you. 139 00:09:26,375 --> 00:09:27,375 Caramel macchiato. 140 00:09:27,541 --> 00:09:31,040 Black coffee, foamed milk, caramel syrup and milk. 141 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:33,749 Three layers: first milk, then coffee 142 00:09:33,916 --> 00:09:35,374 with foamed milk on top. 143 00:09:36,500 --> 00:09:37,500 Don't worry. 144 00:09:38,833 --> 00:09:39,833 You'll learn. 145 00:09:42,750 --> 00:09:44,082 Follow me. 146 00:09:44,708 --> 00:09:45,790 Three areas... 147 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:48,290 First, the cash registers. 148 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:51,040 - Hi. - How's life? 149 00:09:52,208 --> 00:09:55,582 If you want to bear life be ready to bear death. 150 00:09:56,166 --> 00:09:59,207 That's Blair Witch. Don't worry, it's an act. 151 00:09:59,375 --> 00:10:01,290 Next, drink preparation. 152 00:10:01,458 --> 00:10:03,624 I'd say hi but let's not rush it... 153 00:10:03,791 --> 00:10:04,832 Thanks. 154 00:10:05,434 --> 00:10:06,434 Sami, 155 00:10:06,458 --> 00:10:09,332 aka Romeo, but a disaster at romance. 156 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:12,249 And the third area, the café. 157 00:10:12,416 --> 00:10:15,332 You'll work in all three, you lucky devil. 158 00:10:16,500 --> 00:10:18,915 One thing: Amelle is off limits. 159 00:10:19,083 --> 00:10:20,790 Her heart's been broken 160 00:10:21,166 --> 00:10:23,374 and I plan to mend it. Got that? 161 00:10:24,083 --> 00:10:25,999 - Any questions? - Where do I start? 162 00:10:26,958 --> 00:10:28,874 You're "Versatile level 1". 163 00:10:29,041 --> 00:10:31,374 So get versatile on the restroom. 164 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:33,000 Go! 165 00:10:47,958 --> 00:10:49,457 Are we late? 166 00:11:03,625 --> 00:11:04,625 Move it! 167 00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:23,666 Sorry. 168 00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,207 Useless! 169 00:11:28,833 --> 00:11:30,332 You look like hens! 170 00:11:32,625 --> 00:11:33,874 Wanna be in the show? 171 00:11:34,041 --> 00:11:34,874 Yes. 172 00:11:35,041 --> 00:11:36,041 Get in line. 173 00:11:37,625 --> 00:11:39,457 By descending ass size! 174 00:11:41,041 --> 00:11:42,707 From biggest to smallest. 175 00:11:46,291 --> 00:11:48,082 A big ass, a big ass... 176 00:11:49,250 --> 00:11:51,415 An average ass, a tiny ass... 177 00:11:52,291 --> 00:11:54,165 What's among the tiny asses? 178 00:11:54,333 --> 00:11:56,124 The big asses 179 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,165 are down that end. 180 00:11:58,583 --> 00:12:02,124 A dancer is aware of her ass or doesn't dance. 181 00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:04,332 Now drop your pants! 182 00:12:05,875 --> 00:12:08,082 Drop them or it's the door! 183 00:12:08,250 --> 00:12:09,250 He's nuts... 184 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:11,499 Now bend over... 185 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:13,832 And booty shake! 186 00:12:15,750 --> 00:12:18,040 Faster than that! Booty shake! 187 00:12:18,208 --> 00:12:20,540 Forget France, we're in Miami now! 188 00:12:25,291 --> 00:12:26,291 He's crazy! 189 00:12:26,375 --> 00:12:27,457 Good. 190 00:12:28,458 --> 00:12:29,874 Pull 'em back up. 191 00:12:31,166 --> 00:12:32,166 Not you. 192 00:12:33,250 --> 00:12:34,415 Seriously? 193 00:12:35,625 --> 00:12:36,625 Ok. 194 00:12:38,625 --> 00:12:39,999 That's not Miami. 195 00:12:40,458 --> 00:12:42,040 That's Normandy. 196 00:12:43,041 --> 00:12:45,624 - I have a nice butt. - For a White. 197 00:12:47,833 --> 00:12:49,165 Had a good day? 198 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,540 My boss pulled a fast one on me. 199 00:12:51,708 --> 00:12:53,999 He made me hire a guy I didn't want. 200 00:12:54,166 --> 00:12:55,166 Is he hot? 201 00:12:55,333 --> 00:12:56,832 He's kinda cute. 202 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,624 - What's his name? - Noom. 203 00:12:58,791 --> 00:13:00,415 - Asian? - No, Black. 204 00:13:00,583 --> 00:13:02,790 - Nice! - You're obsessed! 205 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,165 A Black's great! 206 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,624 Know what my grandma always said? 207 00:13:07,208 --> 00:13:10,124 Never go with a black guy. 208 00:13:10,666 --> 00:13:12,999 A White if you can't find better 209 00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,540 but, please, never a karlouch. 210 00:13:16,333 --> 00:13:19,874 If you do, the Good Lord will punish you. 211 00:13:20,041 --> 00:13:22,332 You'll be in car crashes, 212 00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,374 train crashes, plane crashes... 213 00:13:25,541 --> 00:13:27,457 And don't come crying to me. 214 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:30,457 The brainwashing begins early. 215 00:13:31,291 --> 00:13:35,249 If your gran saw a Black in the raw, she'd change her mind. 216 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:36,624 I swear! 217 00:13:36,791 --> 00:13:38,457 - Cut it out! - It's true. 218 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:41,332 - Respect my gran. - I do but... 219 00:13:41,583 --> 00:13:43,082 she'd change her mind. 220 00:13:44,250 --> 00:13:45,790 Plenty of chicks here. 221 00:13:46,083 --> 00:13:47,083 We'll score, man. 222 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:50,040 How's it going? 223 00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:08,375 So? 224 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:10,749 Any chicks at Starbucks? 225 00:14:12,416 --> 00:14:14,999 The boss is an Arab but she's a drag. 226 00:14:15,166 --> 00:14:17,332 She acts like a state minister. 227 00:14:17,791 --> 00:14:19,082 Any good? 228 00:14:19,333 --> 00:14:20,749 At busting balls! 229 00:14:21,583 --> 00:14:23,332 But is she skiable? 230 00:14:24,125 --> 00:14:25,790 Watch the Arabs, bro. 231 00:14:26,250 --> 00:14:28,124 Know what my grandpa said? 232 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:32,874 When you grow up, settle with one of our girls. 233 00:14:33,208 --> 00:14:35,915 A pretty, dignified African girl... 234 00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:37,540 Not a white girl? 235 00:14:37,708 --> 00:14:41,165 No need. You already have French nationality. 236 00:14:41,333 --> 00:14:42,499 And an Arab? 237 00:14:42,666 --> 00:14:46,915 The good thing with Arabs is they're a mix of black and white. 238 00:14:47,083 --> 00:14:48,332 Big hips 239 00:14:48,500 --> 00:14:50,207 and real hair. 240 00:14:50,875 --> 00:14:54,749 Don't worry, I won't back down. I'll show her who's the man. 241 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:56,832 Want to meet her family? 242 00:14:57,000 --> 00:14:58,290 All the hassle? 243 00:14:58,875 --> 00:14:59,875 Such as? 244 00:15:00,458 --> 00:15:02,374 Hey, she's an Arab. 245 00:15:02,833 --> 00:15:04,040 Police raids, 246 00:15:04,833 --> 00:15:06,874 interrogations, ballistics... 247 00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:09,290 Just thinking about it wears me out. 248 00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,499 Just a one-night stand. 249 00:15:11,666 --> 00:15:12,666 Great. 250 00:15:12,875 --> 00:15:15,415 Follow my lead, drop the Arabs 251 00:15:15,916 --> 00:15:17,249 and go Brazilian. 252 00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:18,791 Watch this. 253 00:15:40,583 --> 00:15:41,707 Mojito? 254 00:15:43,041 --> 00:15:44,041 A mojito. 255 00:15:45,416 --> 00:15:48,582 We're dancing but I don't know your name. 256 00:15:49,833 --> 00:15:50,833 Your name? 257 00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:52,624 Tatiana. 258 00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:56,582 - Let's split. - Introduce me. 259 00:15:56,750 --> 00:15:58,415 Sorry, gotta go. 260 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:04,125 Well? 261 00:16:05,875 --> 00:16:08,499 Noom cancelled his order. 262 00:16:08,666 --> 00:16:09,666 Sorry. 263 00:16:10,958 --> 00:16:12,290 When this happens, 264 00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:14,124 press here right away. 265 00:16:14,291 --> 00:16:16,207 - Ok? - I'll do that. 266 00:16:17,916 --> 00:16:18,916 Thanks. 267 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,374 You lost your... 268 00:16:21,250 --> 00:16:22,540 A fake boob? 269 00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:25,958 Give me that. 270 00:16:26,166 --> 00:16:28,624 A drink? Dinner? I know a good place. 271 00:16:28,791 --> 00:16:30,624 I don't want to. Give me that. 272 00:16:30,791 --> 00:16:32,040 It's getting hard... 273 00:16:33,916 --> 00:16:35,332 Ok, all right. 274 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,999 - You're sure? - Yes. 275 00:16:37,916 --> 00:16:39,457 - Hello, Amelle. - Hello. 276 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,749 - Everything ok? - Yeah! 277 00:16:41,916 --> 00:16:42,957 How's Noom doing? 278 00:16:43,500 --> 00:16:44,749 He's fitting in. 279 00:16:44,916 --> 00:16:46,707 He can improve. 280 00:16:48,041 --> 00:16:49,290 Tomorrow night? 281 00:16:51,958 --> 00:16:54,165 I have a date with the boss... 282 00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:57,874 How's it going? 283 00:16:58,041 --> 00:17:00,207 - What're you doing? - Writing jokes. 284 00:17:02,333 --> 00:17:06,124 I wanted to talk to you. I'm embarrassed about earlier. 285 00:17:06,291 --> 00:17:07,707 Forget it. 286 00:17:08,000 --> 00:17:09,749 I wanted to thank you 287 00:17:09,916 --> 00:17:11,832 but dinner isn't possible. 288 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:15,665 I'm not trying to pick you up but you don't need them. 289 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:18,332 You're really cute. I swear. 290 00:17:18,958 --> 00:17:20,332 Get rid of them. 291 00:17:21,142 --> 00:17:22,142 Think so? 292 00:17:22,166 --> 00:17:24,499 I'm sure. Seriously. 293 00:17:28,583 --> 00:17:30,082 Go on, remove them. 294 00:17:34,916 --> 00:17:37,415 Let me see. Turn round. 295 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:39,624 No, put them back. 296 00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,790 Yeah, put them back. 297 00:17:45,958 --> 00:17:48,499 C'mon, I'm kidding! 298 00:17:48,666 --> 00:17:50,124 Jerk! 299 00:17:53,583 --> 00:17:55,082 How's your Black doing? 300 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:57,332 He asked me to dinner but I can't go. 301 00:17:57,500 --> 00:18:00,374 Why not? Because of your grandmother? 302 00:18:00,625 --> 00:18:02,582 This isn't the 12th century! 303 00:18:02,958 --> 00:18:03,999 You like him? 304 00:18:04,166 --> 00:18:08,832 Yes, but I don't want to hurt my dad who's 65 now, period. 305 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,374 You're 30, you manage a Starbucks. 306 00:18:11,541 --> 00:18:14,582 You can't let your parents rule your life! 307 00:18:14,750 --> 00:18:15,790 I'm 29. 308 00:18:17,041 --> 00:18:18,207 - You like him? - Yes. 309 00:18:18,375 --> 00:18:19,915 So just go for it. 310 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:21,707 What're you doing? 311 00:18:22,333 --> 00:18:23,999 Getting Beyoncé's butt. 312 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:25,915 You look like a cripple! 313 00:18:30,333 --> 00:18:32,332 Gonna bang the Starbucks boss? 314 00:18:32,500 --> 00:18:33,500 Yeah. 315 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:36,249 Smart move. We'll be rich. 316 00:18:38,375 --> 00:18:39,790 I'll give her the works. 317 00:18:40,166 --> 00:18:41,624 The man! 318 00:18:42,625 --> 00:18:46,332 Doing your little curls with your little curling tongs... 319 00:18:47,708 --> 00:18:49,415 - Take your plastic. - Why? 320 00:18:49,583 --> 00:18:52,499 With them, either you pay or you pay. 321 00:18:52,666 --> 00:18:53,666 Rubbish. 322 00:18:57,250 --> 00:18:59,415 You've really gone to town. 323 00:19:01,791 --> 00:19:03,915 And you ain't seen nothing yet. 324 00:19:05,125 --> 00:19:07,082 A table for two? 325 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:08,582 Follow me. 326 00:19:15,791 --> 00:19:17,957 If I may... 327 00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:20,374 There's something good. 328 00:19:20,541 --> 00:19:22,415 The Hippo Saver menu. 329 00:19:22,750 --> 00:19:25,624 Or the Smart Hippo one. They're both great. 330 00:19:25,791 --> 00:19:26,999 An aperitif first? 331 00:19:27,583 --> 00:19:30,124 No, you don't get it. It's written here... 332 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:32,332 Starter and main. No aperitif. 333 00:19:32,833 --> 00:19:35,540 That's ok, I'll have a glass of champagne. 334 00:19:35,708 --> 00:19:37,499 Champagne straight off... 335 00:19:37,958 --> 00:19:40,124 Modern-day Arabs... Excuse me! 336 00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:45,082 A glass of champagne for the lady and a glass of water for me. 337 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:46,250 Mineral water? 338 00:19:46,583 --> 00:19:49,290 No, I'd prefer tap water. 339 00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:52,082 And two Saver menus. 340 00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:53,250 Not for me. 341 00:19:53,708 --> 00:19:54,957 A Smart menu then. 342 00:19:55,125 --> 00:19:56,457 No, not for me. 343 00:19:56,625 --> 00:19:59,790 I'll have the beef rib for two with green beans. 344 00:20:00,750 --> 00:20:02,040 Big appetite. 345 00:20:02,833 --> 00:20:04,124 But Ramadan's over. 346 00:20:06,875 --> 00:20:09,790 The rib for two with green beans looks good. 347 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:10,999 It is good. 348 00:20:11,166 --> 00:20:13,165 So... Where do you live? 349 00:20:13,333 --> 00:20:15,790 In Paris, in a small apartment, alone. 350 00:20:16,666 --> 00:20:19,040 That's good. Independent... 351 00:20:19,208 --> 00:20:19,999 And you? 352 00:20:20,166 --> 00:20:21,166 Paris too. 353 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:22,790 Yeah? Which neighborhood? 354 00:20:22,958 --> 00:20:23,958 The suburbs. 355 00:20:28,666 --> 00:20:30,082 So how's Starbucks? 356 00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,790 It's pretty good. 357 00:20:31,958 --> 00:20:35,499 But I dream of my own restaurant, somewhere sunny. 358 00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:37,165 Nice! 359 00:20:38,958 --> 00:20:40,290 - And you? - My show. 360 00:20:41,208 --> 00:20:42,457 I do stand-up. 361 00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:44,540 You're a comedian? 362 00:20:44,708 --> 00:20:45,749 Like Franck Dubosc? 363 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:48,832 Give me a break with Franck Dubosc. 364 00:20:49,125 --> 00:20:52,665 No, more like Richard Pryor or Chris Rock. 365 00:20:59,541 --> 00:21:00,582 How do we do this? 366 00:21:00,750 --> 00:21:03,457 The usual way when a boy asks a girl out. 367 00:21:04,958 --> 00:21:06,082 In that case... 368 00:21:06,416 --> 00:21:07,540 it's give-and-take. 369 00:21:09,791 --> 00:21:10,791 Why not? 370 00:21:15,458 --> 00:21:16,582 Excuse me. 371 00:21:17,250 --> 00:21:18,250 Be right back. 372 00:21:25,916 --> 00:21:27,999 80 euros and no tail. 373 00:21:30,208 --> 00:21:31,499 Could she blow me? 374 00:21:32,333 --> 00:21:33,874 A little souvenir. 375 00:21:34,041 --> 00:21:37,040 How cute, a tiny hippo. Thank you. 376 00:21:37,208 --> 00:21:38,540 My pleasure. 377 00:21:40,875 --> 00:21:41,957 Pussy tag! 378 00:21:43,583 --> 00:21:45,540 You didn't see that coming! 379 00:21:47,625 --> 00:21:50,832 The look on his face when I got the napkin out! 380 00:21:53,041 --> 00:21:54,749 He was like this... 381 00:21:55,291 --> 00:21:56,832 Totally lost. 382 00:21:57,625 --> 00:21:59,374 - He was nice then? - Very. 383 00:21:59,541 --> 00:22:01,165 Plus he's ambitious. 384 00:22:01,708 --> 00:22:03,082 He's funny. 385 00:22:04,208 --> 00:22:06,790 When a chick has her period, you give up? 386 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:07,958 It's gross. 387 00:22:08,958 --> 00:22:10,290 Let me explain. 388 00:22:11,208 --> 00:22:14,165 This is an old Chinese proverb, ok. 389 00:22:14,500 --> 00:22:17,582 "When the river runs red, take the muddy path." 390 00:22:18,541 --> 00:22:20,415 - Yeah, bro. - You're gross too! 391 00:22:20,583 --> 00:22:22,582 - I'll show you! - Cut it out! 392 00:22:23,125 --> 00:22:24,249 Come here... 393 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:26,165 Get off me, Julien! 394 00:22:26,500 --> 00:22:28,874 - Ok... - No, I'm serious! 395 00:22:30,875 --> 00:22:33,082 Stop now! Climb down! 396 00:22:39,833 --> 00:22:42,457 I checked. Her period should be over. 397 00:22:42,625 --> 00:22:44,624 If not, it's a hemorrhage. 398 00:22:44,791 --> 00:22:46,540 Ok, got it. 399 00:22:46,708 --> 00:22:48,749 No calls during working hours. 400 00:22:48,916 --> 00:22:50,124 Want to see a movie? 401 00:22:50,291 --> 00:22:51,915 I don't know... Why not? 402 00:22:52,083 --> 00:22:54,082 - Got a season pass? - No. 403 00:22:55,375 --> 00:22:56,457 Shit. 404 00:23:04,833 --> 00:23:06,665 I hear that one's good. 405 00:23:06,833 --> 00:23:07,874 He dies at the end. 406 00:23:08,250 --> 00:23:10,165 You've spoiled it now! 407 00:23:10,333 --> 00:23:12,249 No need to see that one. 408 00:23:15,416 --> 00:23:16,957 Hello. Two, please. 409 00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:18,226 A kiss. 410 00:23:18,250 --> 00:23:21,249 No, not here. Wait a second. Wait! 411 00:23:42,458 --> 00:23:43,582 Cut it out, will you? 412 00:23:43,750 --> 00:23:44,832 We're not kids... 413 00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,249 Don't touch me. 414 00:23:46,958 --> 00:23:48,207 I bought your ticket! 415 00:23:48,541 --> 00:23:49,582 Stop it! 416 00:23:54,666 --> 00:23:57,165 - So touch me. - Cut it out! 417 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:11,457 Quit kicking my seat! 418 00:24:11,625 --> 00:24:12,790 Don't hush me! 419 00:24:13,458 --> 00:24:15,290 We're in a cinema... 420 00:24:16,541 --> 00:24:18,499 It's coz we're Black and Arab. 421 00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,082 Damn racists! 422 00:24:20,250 --> 00:24:21,457 It's not that. 423 00:24:22,458 --> 00:24:25,582 Ok, lady, I understand "hush". 424 00:24:26,458 --> 00:24:27,790 Quit looking at me! 425 00:24:27,958 --> 00:24:29,499 Just drop it, ok. 426 00:24:29,666 --> 00:24:32,790 In North Africa, in the sun, with the camels, 427 00:24:32,958 --> 00:24:34,374 you make plenty of noise! 428 00:24:34,541 --> 00:24:36,290 Stop insulting people! 429 00:24:38,666 --> 00:24:41,249 132 years in Algeria, we never told you "hush"! 430 00:24:41,416 --> 00:24:42,665 Calm down! 431 00:24:43,625 --> 00:24:45,957 Sorry about that. Forgive us. 432 00:24:46,375 --> 00:24:47,957 Why are you apologizing? 433 00:24:48,125 --> 00:24:50,707 400 years of slavery and it's still 434 00:24:50,875 --> 00:24:53,249 "Yes, sir, forgive me..." 435 00:24:53,416 --> 00:24:54,624 Break your chains, Django! 436 00:24:54,791 --> 00:24:55,957 Shut your mouth! 437 00:24:56,125 --> 00:24:58,207 - What? - I said, "Shut your mouth." 438 00:24:58,375 --> 00:25:00,040 Hear how he spoke to me? 439 00:25:00,875 --> 00:25:01,999 He said nothing. 440 00:25:02,166 --> 00:25:03,624 - Dumbass. - What? 441 00:25:04,000 --> 00:25:05,999 - Do something. - Respect, guys. 442 00:25:06,166 --> 00:25:08,624 What? We'll knife you, bastard! 443 00:25:08,791 --> 00:25:10,415 Watch your tone, ok. 444 00:25:10,583 --> 00:25:11,583 Whassup? 445 00:25:11,708 --> 00:25:12,832 It's ok... 446 00:25:15,791 --> 00:25:16,832 Are you ok? 447 00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:19,915 I'm ok. There were four or five of them. 448 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:22,665 I flattened at least two of them. 449 00:25:22,833 --> 00:25:24,457 You called for your mom. 450 00:25:25,476 --> 00:25:26,476 Sorry. 451 00:25:26,500 --> 00:25:27,332 I didn't. 452 00:25:27,500 --> 00:25:30,540 You said it in Italian! "Mamma, mamma!" 453 00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:36,874 At least they didn't touch you. I'll walk you home. 454 00:25:37,750 --> 00:25:38,874 Go to the ER. 455 00:25:39,041 --> 00:25:40,790 No, I'm ok, thanks. 456 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,499 Well... Thanks again. 457 00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:01,999 You're welcome. 458 00:26:04,416 --> 00:26:06,332 - A goodnight kiss? - Ok. 459 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:08,041 Dick tag! 460 00:26:11,208 --> 00:26:12,874 Just kidding. 461 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,499 I had a lovely evening. Kisses. 462 00:26:36,250 --> 00:26:37,790 Thanks for defending me. 463 00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,499 You're so brave. 464 00:26:40,958 --> 00:26:42,082 It's nothing. 465 00:26:42,541 --> 00:26:44,249 Amelle, I have to see you soon 466 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,165 to report your dad to the cops 467 00:26:47,333 --> 00:26:49,707 for taking the stars from the sky 468 00:26:49,875 --> 00:26:51,124 for your eyes... 469 00:26:51,291 --> 00:26:52,707 What a square! 470 00:26:53,583 --> 00:26:55,749 Using lines from the 80s... 471 00:26:56,708 --> 00:26:58,457 How can I answer that? 472 00:26:59,375 --> 00:27:00,375 I'm going to sleep. 473 00:27:03,625 --> 00:27:04,874 How do you sleep? 474 00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:08,207 With my eyes closed. 475 00:27:08,708 --> 00:27:09,832 For sweet dreams, 476 00:27:10,333 --> 00:27:11,790 here's a photo of me. 477 00:27:13,208 --> 00:27:14,582 What's that? 478 00:27:16,125 --> 00:27:18,165 Looks like the Channel Tunnel. 479 00:27:20,166 --> 00:27:21,832 Shit, it's his nose! 480 00:27:22,708 --> 00:27:24,790 He wants to play sexy photos? 481 00:27:32,541 --> 00:27:35,207 Wow, cute beauty spots! 482 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:40,124 This guy's so funny... I love it. 483 00:28:01,041 --> 00:28:03,082 - Here you go. - Have a good day. 484 00:28:04,416 --> 00:28:05,624 Hey, you! 485 00:28:05,791 --> 00:28:06,791 What? 486 00:28:07,250 --> 00:28:08,457 Come with me. 487 00:28:08,791 --> 00:28:10,665 - Call this clean? - Yeah. 488 00:28:10,833 --> 00:28:13,999 Think I can't see what you're up to? I told you: 489 00:28:14,166 --> 00:28:16,374 Amelle and I are Viennese chocolate. 490 00:28:16,541 --> 00:28:21,499 I'm the milk, she's the chocolate and you're the useless cocoa powder. 491 00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,790 We're just colleagues. 492 00:28:23,958 --> 00:28:25,999 Exactly. Let it stay that way. 493 00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:30,207 Work kills three evils: boredom, vice and need! 494 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:37,832 - Tonight's the night? - You bet. 495 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:40,040 Nike shoes, clean socks, 496 00:28:40,208 --> 00:28:41,499 Calvin Klein boxer, 497 00:28:41,666 --> 00:28:43,415 Kooples shirt, 498 00:28:43,583 --> 00:28:44,957 Casio synchronized, 499 00:28:45,666 --> 00:28:47,040 phone for sex tape... 500 00:28:47,208 --> 00:28:49,374 I'm giving her the works, man! 501 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:51,332 Who's the man? 502 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:52,332 You are! 503 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,207 Pretty boy, huh? "How's it going, baby?" 504 00:28:55,517 --> 00:28:56,517 A month?! 505 00:28:56,541 --> 00:28:58,415 - Yes, a month. - Are you crazy? 506 00:28:58,583 --> 00:29:00,999 That's 4 weeks, 31 days, 720 hours. 507 00:29:01,166 --> 00:29:04,082 When I sleep sooner with a guy, it never works. 508 00:29:04,250 --> 00:29:05,707 I want to be sure now. 509 00:29:05,875 --> 00:29:08,040 It's ok, I'm sure for both of us. 510 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:10,415 C'mon, no one waits a month! 511 00:29:12,291 --> 00:29:13,291 Ok... 512 00:29:13,875 --> 00:29:14,915 What do we do? 513 00:29:15,083 --> 00:29:16,540 Watch a TV series. 514 00:29:16,958 --> 00:29:19,249 The new "Desperate Housewives" set. 515 00:29:19,416 --> 00:29:21,040 No thanks. 516 00:29:21,208 --> 00:29:23,457 No tail, I get to choose the movie. 517 00:29:25,166 --> 00:29:26,749 - Seen "The Players"? - Yes. 518 00:29:26,916 --> 00:29:30,499 Good, huh? They get laid and they're happy. 519 00:29:54,291 --> 00:29:56,290 You're a slave to my voice. 520 00:29:56,750 --> 00:29:58,957 You want to sleep with me. 521 00:29:59,125 --> 00:30:01,790 You really want to sleep with me. 522 00:30:40,541 --> 00:30:41,915 Well? Satisfied? 523 00:30:42,208 --> 00:30:46,124 Yes, but I'm still considering the SLR McLaren... 524 00:30:46,291 --> 00:30:47,291 The keys. 525 00:30:48,500 --> 00:30:50,790 Here you go. License... 526 00:30:52,708 --> 00:30:53,749 Thanks for coming. 527 00:30:56,291 --> 00:30:57,291 A month? 528 00:30:57,416 --> 00:31:00,999 It's nothing, just 4 weeks, 31 days, 720 hours. 529 00:31:01,166 --> 00:31:04,499 Want some advice on how to get laid sooner? 530 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:08,374 Change chicks. 531 00:31:09,625 --> 00:31:10,707 No way. 532 00:31:11,726 --> 00:31:12,726 I like her. 533 00:31:12,750 --> 00:31:14,999 - Like her? What a sap. - Bullshit! 534 00:31:15,416 --> 00:31:17,499 - You're a sap! - No way! 535 00:31:17,666 --> 00:31:19,290 Chocolate hearts next? 536 00:31:19,458 --> 00:31:22,249 I can be into her, can't I? It's simple. 537 00:31:23,875 --> 00:31:25,999 - When're you seeing her? - Tomorrow. 538 00:31:26,250 --> 00:31:28,957 Tomorrow? Cancel tomorrow. 539 00:31:29,125 --> 00:31:30,125 Why? 540 00:31:32,291 --> 00:31:34,249 Play the man a little. 541 00:31:34,416 --> 00:31:37,124 Ok, a guy's night out tomorrow. 542 00:31:37,291 --> 00:31:39,374 We'll go bowling. 543 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,499 Bowling? Cool! 544 00:31:41,916 --> 00:31:42,916 Thank you. 545 00:31:44,958 --> 00:31:45,958 See her? 546 00:31:47,208 --> 00:31:49,915 I'll give her my "dump-your-guy" look. 547 00:31:50,083 --> 00:31:51,290 Ok, go for it. 548 00:31:52,041 --> 00:31:53,041 Hello. 549 00:31:54,500 --> 00:31:56,790 - A tall... - Don't speak. 550 00:31:58,833 --> 00:32:01,374 I bet you cause global warming. 551 00:32:02,541 --> 00:32:04,124 Are you Cuban? 552 00:32:04,291 --> 00:32:06,457 Hello, a tall Chai Tea, please. 553 00:32:06,625 --> 00:32:07,625 Here or to go? 554 00:32:07,708 --> 00:32:08,708 To go. 555 00:32:08,750 --> 00:32:10,040 To go, she said. 556 00:32:10,208 --> 00:32:11,707 - It's free. - Thanks. 557 00:32:12,000 --> 00:32:13,124 Only natural. 558 00:32:15,125 --> 00:32:18,582 Your Chai Tea Latte. Made with a lot of love... 559 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,332 and fresh water. 560 00:32:27,291 --> 00:32:30,165 I've booked a romantic little Italian place. 561 00:32:30,333 --> 00:32:31,333 - When? - Tonight. 562 00:32:31,500 --> 00:32:33,749 Sorry, tonight's my guys' night. 563 00:32:35,875 --> 00:32:37,665 - Who'll be there? - The guys. 564 00:32:37,833 --> 00:32:39,749 Stéphane, Julien, Caroline, Saïd... 565 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,165 - Who? - Saïd. 566 00:32:41,333 --> 00:32:42,915 - Before him. - Julien? 567 00:32:43,083 --> 00:32:45,207 - No, after him. - Caroline? 568 00:32:45,375 --> 00:32:46,375 Yes, Caroline. 569 00:32:46,416 --> 00:32:48,874 Caroline... your ex. 570 00:32:49,041 --> 00:32:49,874 Yeah. 571 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:52,332 The one you couldn't communicate with. 572 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,290 Except on a sexual level. 573 00:32:55,500 --> 00:32:59,290 What'll you do when you see her? You'll jump on her! 574 00:32:59,458 --> 00:33:01,665 No way! Not in front of everyone! 575 00:33:02,000 --> 00:33:05,374 No, I'm not going to do it! That's why I don't want you there. 576 00:33:05,541 --> 00:33:07,665 Caroline is still in love with me. 577 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:09,915 Seeing us will break her heart. 578 00:33:10,083 --> 00:33:11,374 She's fragile, see. 579 00:33:11,541 --> 00:33:13,290 Hold on, I'm fragile too. 580 00:33:13,458 --> 00:33:16,124 No way, you're a mountain girl! 581 00:33:16,291 --> 00:33:18,582 You carry goats on your back! 582 00:33:23,375 --> 00:33:25,874 - Karlouch? - It's a mountain thing. 583 00:33:26,041 --> 00:33:27,249 C'mon, Amelle. 584 00:33:28,333 --> 00:33:30,999 Stop sulking. I won't go, ok. 585 00:33:31,166 --> 00:33:34,499 I'm not going. If it bothers you, I'll stay. 586 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:37,665 C'mon, stop sulking. 587 00:33:39,833 --> 00:33:41,249 Give me a smile. 588 00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,207 Just a little smile. 589 00:33:43,708 --> 00:33:46,499 You're so beautiful when you smile. 590 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:49,665 Where's your restaurant? 591 00:33:50,041 --> 00:33:51,290 Near Sacred Heart. 592 00:33:51,791 --> 00:33:52,999 There you go. 593 00:33:53,166 --> 00:33:56,832 I'm going to Sacred Heart with my sweetheart. 594 00:33:58,041 --> 00:33:59,165 All right. 595 00:33:59,958 --> 00:34:01,290 I'm sorry. 596 00:34:01,750 --> 00:34:03,415 - I got carried away. - It's ok. 597 00:34:03,583 --> 00:34:05,749 If you want to see the guys, go. 598 00:34:07,041 --> 00:34:09,540 Ok, I'll call you. Thanks! 599 00:34:14,958 --> 00:34:15,999 Look... 600 00:34:22,791 --> 00:34:23,957 The champ! 601 00:34:26,250 --> 00:34:27,250 Well played. 602 00:34:28,291 --> 00:34:29,415 Amelle said nothing? 603 00:34:29,583 --> 00:34:32,249 She sulked but I was the man. 604 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:34,957 "I'm going out so shut your mouth!" 605 00:34:35,291 --> 00:34:36,707 You took me everywhere. 606 00:34:37,125 --> 00:34:38,582 You weren't ashamed. 607 00:34:44,875 --> 00:34:45,999 Go, girl! 608 00:34:51,916 --> 00:34:53,332 Why'd you dump her? 609 00:34:54,833 --> 00:34:56,915 It was too heavy for me. 610 00:35:00,583 --> 00:35:02,415 - Who is it? - Guess. 611 00:35:05,458 --> 00:35:06,582 The man! 612 00:35:07,666 --> 00:35:09,457 Your voice-mail... 613 00:35:10,250 --> 00:35:12,082 I hope you're having fun. 614 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:16,415 Call me back. Love and kisses, baby. 615 00:35:42,666 --> 00:35:44,082 That's her again? 616 00:35:45,041 --> 00:35:46,457 I'm not answering! 617 00:35:46,625 --> 00:35:48,124 We're not answering! 618 00:35:49,708 --> 00:35:51,165 Your voice-mail again. 619 00:35:52,916 --> 00:35:55,040 You're with your ex? 620 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:58,874 If there's a problem, we can talk it over, ok. 621 00:35:59,041 --> 00:36:00,249 Call me. 622 00:36:01,666 --> 00:36:02,874 I get it! 623 00:36:05,000 --> 00:36:06,249 What a drag! 624 00:36:06,416 --> 00:36:08,040 You're not firm enough. 625 00:36:08,208 --> 00:36:09,707 All right! 626 00:36:10,916 --> 00:36:11,957 The man! 627 00:36:14,666 --> 00:36:17,207 Listen up, you loser! 628 00:36:17,375 --> 00:36:19,624 I hope you've had an accident! 629 00:36:19,791 --> 00:36:22,582 Watch out, I know a gang of Yugoslavs 630 00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:25,707 who'll kidnap you, your dad, your mom and your sister. 631 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:27,082 With a cigarette, 632 00:36:27,708 --> 00:36:30,665 they'll burn the soles of your feet... 633 00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:32,957 She's nuts. Listen to this. 634 00:36:33,125 --> 00:36:36,957 They'll make fruit salad with your guts! I'm getting mad now... 635 00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,957 You're in danger, man. 636 00:36:39,125 --> 00:36:41,374 Watch Arab girls, they have no limits. 637 00:36:41,541 --> 00:36:43,707 I'm sleeping at home tonight! 638 00:36:46,750 --> 00:36:47,915 You scared me. 639 00:36:48,083 --> 00:36:49,415 Fun evening? 640 00:36:50,333 --> 00:36:52,040 What were those crazy messages? 641 00:36:52,416 --> 00:36:53,832 - Messages? - The threats. 642 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,000 What? 643 00:36:55,125 --> 00:36:56,665 I have evidence. 644 00:36:57,375 --> 00:37:00,165 I filed a police reportjust in case. 645 00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:01,665 I was a bitjealous. 646 00:37:01,833 --> 00:37:03,415 A bit? You were rabid. 647 00:37:03,583 --> 00:37:06,249 You didn't call me, you didn't come over. 648 00:37:06,416 --> 00:37:07,832 Do what you say you'll do. 649 00:37:08,250 --> 00:37:10,832 I was worried you'd been run down. 650 00:37:12,375 --> 00:37:13,415 You went too far. 651 00:37:13,583 --> 00:37:15,999 I don't get it. Don't you care about me? 652 00:37:16,166 --> 00:37:18,832 I do. I want you to meet my best friend, Julien. 653 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:20,499 - Seriously? - Yeah. 654 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:21,666 All right. 655 00:37:22,208 --> 00:37:23,624 But call next time. 656 00:37:23,791 --> 00:37:24,999 Don't do it again. 657 00:37:25,166 --> 00:37:28,124 Noom, move it, a guy puked in the can. 658 00:37:28,291 --> 00:37:29,457 I'll see to it. 659 00:37:33,375 --> 00:37:35,165 - Everything ok? - Yes. 660 00:37:35,333 --> 00:37:36,915 - Trouble with Noom? - No. 661 00:37:37,083 --> 00:37:38,499 - He bothered you? - No. 662 00:37:38,666 --> 00:37:40,749 - You're sure? - Don't worry. 663 00:37:41,583 --> 00:37:42,624 See you later. 664 00:37:43,291 --> 00:37:44,999 She's bringing a friend. 665 00:37:45,583 --> 00:37:48,624 Barbara has it as tough as you so maybe... 666 00:37:48,791 --> 00:37:50,832 Barbara? I like it. 667 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,333 Right... 668 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:54,874 I have to be good to hook her. 669 00:37:55,041 --> 00:37:56,124 Be right back! 670 00:38:02,583 --> 00:38:03,749 Not so much! 671 00:38:04,458 --> 00:38:06,957 Brut by Fabergé. No woman can resist. 672 00:38:07,125 --> 00:38:08,165 Daddy Brut... 673 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:09,749 C'mon, hurry it up. 674 00:38:09,916 --> 00:38:12,790 By the way, he's bringing his pal Julien. 675 00:38:13,250 --> 00:38:16,832 Some jerk on minimum benefit but you don't care. 676 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,874 Ok. He doesn't do anything? 677 00:38:19,041 --> 00:38:20,290 Nothing at all. 678 00:38:25,291 --> 00:38:26,291 Hi! 679 00:38:27,416 --> 00:38:28,749 How's it going? 680 00:38:30,875 --> 00:38:32,165 Julien... Amelle. 681 00:38:32,333 --> 00:38:33,333 Delighted. 682 00:38:34,583 --> 00:38:36,415 Barbara... Noom. 683 00:38:37,333 --> 00:38:38,457 And Julien. 684 00:38:41,041 --> 00:38:43,582 You can't compare an Aston Martin and an SLS. 685 00:38:43,750 --> 00:38:44,915 It's debatable. 686 00:38:45,083 --> 00:38:47,707 I'd rather blow 200 grand on an SLS 687 00:38:47,875 --> 00:38:49,499 than 100 on a Vantage. 688 00:38:49,666 --> 00:38:50,707 I love vintage. 689 00:38:51,500 --> 00:38:52,665 Vantage! 690 00:38:52,833 --> 00:38:54,957 Vantage is the name of the car. 691 00:38:55,125 --> 00:38:56,125 Ok. 692 00:38:56,291 --> 00:38:58,165 To judge a car, try it out. 693 00:38:58,666 --> 00:38:59,957 Grab the gearshift. 694 00:39:01,416 --> 00:39:03,915 I see the lady knows her stuff. 695 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:05,374 Of course. 696 00:39:05,541 --> 00:39:07,332 I've tried out the SLS. 697 00:39:07,958 --> 00:39:09,082 In your dreams! 698 00:39:09,750 --> 00:39:11,582 Noom, did I try it out or not? 699 00:39:13,166 --> 00:39:14,624 Shit, are you sulking? 700 00:39:14,791 --> 00:39:15,874 No, I'm tired. 701 00:39:16,041 --> 00:39:17,207 The lack of sleep. 702 00:39:21,708 --> 00:39:23,082 Of something else. 703 00:39:23,583 --> 00:39:24,749 Go on, say it. 704 00:39:25,125 --> 00:39:26,832 His lordship's sulking 705 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:28,999 because I'm keeping him waiting. 706 00:39:29,166 --> 00:39:31,082 His lordship isn't happy. 707 00:39:31,250 --> 00:39:32,415 Everyone knows now. 708 00:39:32,583 --> 00:39:35,665 Abstinence does no harm. We're not animals. 709 00:39:35,833 --> 00:39:38,749 I agree with Barbara again. We're not animals. 710 00:39:39,250 --> 00:39:40,250 Honestly... 711 00:39:40,833 --> 00:39:42,040 Are you sex-obsessed? 712 00:39:44,625 --> 00:39:46,249 - Where d'you live? - And you? 713 00:39:46,416 --> 00:39:48,374 - In the Marais. - Me too. 714 00:39:48,541 --> 00:39:50,290 Cut it out! Where? 715 00:39:50,458 --> 00:39:51,458 Place du Marais... 716 00:39:51,583 --> 00:39:53,374 One more for the road? 717 00:39:54,142 --> 00:39:55,142 I'm beat. 718 00:39:55,166 --> 00:39:56,624 Seriously? Julien? 719 00:39:56,791 --> 00:39:58,457 No, I have to work tomorrow. 720 00:39:58,625 --> 00:39:59,625 You don't work! 721 00:39:59,750 --> 00:40:00,874 Shut up... 722 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,290 Wanna get a cab with me? 723 00:40:03,458 --> 00:40:04,707 Totally. 724 00:40:04,875 --> 00:40:05,707 Bye. 725 00:40:05,875 --> 00:40:07,124 See you. 726 00:40:15,500 --> 00:40:17,832 32, Rue du Temple, please. 727 00:40:18,000 --> 00:40:19,000 That's right. 728 00:40:19,375 --> 00:40:21,040 Know what would be nice? 729 00:40:21,541 --> 00:40:24,374 - We do the same? - No, you walk me home. 730 00:40:49,500 --> 00:40:51,540 You're a slave to my voice. 731 00:40:52,625 --> 00:40:55,124 Give my pecker a kiss. 732 00:41:07,291 --> 00:41:08,790 It's hopeless. 733 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:18,915 Thank you. Goodbye. 734 00:42:15,708 --> 00:42:18,249 What's up? It's not your break yet. 735 00:42:19,666 --> 00:42:20,707 What's wrong? 736 00:42:20,875 --> 00:42:22,457 I'm ok, don't worry. 737 00:42:23,291 --> 00:42:26,124 I needed some air. I'll see you tonight? 738 00:42:26,958 --> 00:42:28,874 No, I have a dance rehearsal. 739 00:42:29,041 --> 00:42:31,040 That's right. Tomorrow, then? 740 00:42:31,208 --> 00:42:32,665 I'm seeing my folks. 741 00:42:32,833 --> 00:42:34,582 I'm seeing mine too. 742 00:42:34,851 --> 00:42:35,851 Are you ok? 743 00:42:35,875 --> 00:42:37,665 I'm fine, just fine. 744 00:42:38,583 --> 00:42:39,874 You're beautiful. 745 00:42:40,625 --> 00:42:43,249 - See you after lunch? - Yes. 746 00:42:44,333 --> 00:42:47,290 Mom says you've met a nice guy from a good family 747 00:42:47,833 --> 00:42:49,874 who makes 10 grand a month. 748 00:42:50,041 --> 00:42:51,041 More or less. 749 00:42:51,166 --> 00:42:54,624 About time too, dear. Is he from Algeria? 750 00:42:54,958 --> 00:42:57,290 Not from Oran, I hope. I hate them. 751 00:42:57,458 --> 00:42:58,957 No, from further south. 752 00:42:59,291 --> 00:43:00,499 Is she from Mali? 753 00:43:00,666 --> 00:43:02,207 Not from Bamako, I hope. 754 00:43:02,500 --> 00:43:04,040 I hate them. 755 00:43:05,166 --> 00:43:07,832 No, she's from further north. 756 00:43:08,000 --> 00:43:09,915 Northerners are honest folks. 757 00:43:10,083 --> 00:43:12,249 Southerners are honest folks. 758 00:43:12,934 --> 00:43:13,934 Tassili? 759 00:43:13,958 --> 00:43:16,290 - Further south. - Further south? 760 00:43:16,625 --> 00:43:18,290 She's from Mopti then? 761 00:43:18,458 --> 00:43:20,457 - No, further north. - Further north? 762 00:43:20,916 --> 00:43:22,624 Further south is Mali! 763 00:43:22,791 --> 00:43:26,124 Further north is Algeria! She's not Algerian? 764 00:43:27,333 --> 00:43:29,249 He's not Malian? 765 00:43:31,250 --> 00:43:33,832 - From In Guezam then. - Exactly. 766 00:43:34,375 --> 00:43:36,249 As long as he's not Black. 767 00:43:36,791 --> 00:43:38,499 As long as she's not an Arab. 768 00:43:40,000 --> 00:43:43,040 Then again, honey, Arabs have big hips. 769 00:43:43,541 --> 00:43:44,957 And real hair. 770 00:43:45,125 --> 00:43:47,415 And haggle well at the market. 771 00:43:47,583 --> 00:43:49,749 But that's all. As for the rest... 772 00:43:51,083 --> 00:43:53,415 Girls aren't like they used to be! 773 00:43:53,583 --> 00:43:56,707 They won't stay at home, they want minibreaks, 774 00:43:56,875 --> 00:43:59,290 they want to go to Coyote Park. 775 00:44:00,166 --> 00:44:01,749 With a parkjust outside. 776 00:44:01,916 --> 00:44:03,207 A good one. 777 00:44:03,375 --> 00:44:05,624 Why pay when there's a free one 778 00:44:05,791 --> 00:44:07,082 just outside? 779 00:44:07,250 --> 00:44:10,124 I actually agree with you for once. 780 00:44:16,833 --> 00:44:17,999 See you tomorrow. 781 00:44:18,416 --> 00:44:19,499 Take care. 782 00:44:21,041 --> 00:44:22,457 I have a surprise. 783 00:44:23,041 --> 00:44:24,415 I love surprises. What is it? 784 00:44:25,208 --> 00:44:26,957 A romantic trip to the sun. 785 00:44:27,625 --> 00:44:28,625 The Maldives? 786 00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:30,331 Better, no time difference. 787 00:44:44,125 --> 00:44:45,290 Really romantic! 788 00:44:46,208 --> 00:44:48,165 It was this or no weekend. 789 00:44:49,833 --> 00:44:52,582 You drive so slowly! I don't believe it! 790 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:53,999 I'm just careful. 791 00:44:54,166 --> 00:44:55,999 There's stuff Blacks can't do. 792 00:44:57,083 --> 00:45:00,207 Skiing, swimming, driving... Speed up! 793 00:45:01,708 --> 00:45:03,165 We didn't steal the car. 794 00:45:03,333 --> 00:45:04,333 Meaning? 795 00:45:04,458 --> 00:45:05,707 Nothing at all. 796 00:45:05,875 --> 00:45:08,624 Your brother's keys are a screwdriver, right? 797 00:45:08,791 --> 00:45:09,999 A joke! 798 00:45:11,166 --> 00:45:13,415 - Pee stop? - After 15 miles?! 799 00:45:13,583 --> 00:45:15,082 Please, Noom, stop. 800 00:45:17,458 --> 00:45:18,832 I'm gonna wet myself. 801 00:45:19,000 --> 00:45:20,457 I need to go too. 802 00:45:20,625 --> 00:45:21,999 You're a drag. 803 00:45:23,166 --> 00:45:25,165 You don't know how it feels. 804 00:45:32,291 --> 00:45:34,707 It takes them 15 minutes to piss?! 805 00:45:35,125 --> 00:45:36,790 Let's have the radio on. 806 00:45:38,000 --> 00:45:39,040 I love this. 807 00:45:39,208 --> 00:45:41,832 Aim for the moon 808 00:45:42,208 --> 00:45:43,874 It doesn't scare me 809 00:45:44,041 --> 00:45:46,165 Even worn out 810 00:45:46,333 --> 00:45:49,082 I believe in Weight Watchers... 811 00:45:49,250 --> 00:45:51,415 Stop! Are you nuts? 812 00:45:51,583 --> 00:45:53,915 Grow up, that's for teenyboppers! 813 00:45:54,666 --> 00:45:58,082 Listen to real French songs with proper lyrics. 814 00:45:58,625 --> 00:46:00,332 You want my pecker? 815 00:46:00,500 --> 00:46:01,999 You're gonna get it 816 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:06,625 Cut it out! 817 00:46:07,458 --> 00:46:10,499 Come to my kasbah I'll make you gaga 818 00:46:10,666 --> 00:46:13,874 Come to my bungalow For a titty show 819 00:46:15,875 --> 00:46:17,707 You're a hopeless case. 820 00:46:18,625 --> 00:46:21,040 Ok, some music everyone likes... 821 00:46:36,083 --> 00:46:37,457 I'll be right back. 822 00:46:39,041 --> 00:46:40,041 Hello. 823 00:46:40,500 --> 00:46:44,124 This is the largest and greenest Coyote Park in Europe. 824 00:46:44,291 --> 00:46:45,874 - How big? - 435 hectares. 825 00:46:46,041 --> 00:46:48,415 435? How about that! 826 00:46:56,458 --> 00:46:58,332 The water park is great, right? 827 00:46:58,500 --> 00:46:59,874 Yes. Want to see it? 828 00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:00,874 I'd love to. 829 00:47:01,041 --> 00:47:02,790 Come on, I'll show you. 830 00:47:24,291 --> 00:47:26,082 Don't mind me! I'm not blind. 831 00:47:26,250 --> 00:47:28,540 Settle in and enjoy your stay. 832 00:47:28,708 --> 00:47:31,124 If you need anything, I'm here to help. 833 00:47:31,291 --> 00:47:32,540 Thank you. 834 00:47:32,708 --> 00:47:33,957 That was great. 835 00:47:34,125 --> 00:47:36,207 Crazy golf? The water chute? 836 00:47:36,375 --> 00:47:39,207 We're kinda beat after the drive. 837 00:47:39,375 --> 00:47:41,874 We'll have a quick half-hour nap. 838 00:47:42,041 --> 00:47:43,832 Just half an hour. 839 00:47:44,000 --> 00:47:45,082 It's open. 840 00:47:45,666 --> 00:47:47,540 It's really cute! 841 00:47:48,375 --> 00:47:51,707 An hour and a half. They're animals! 842 00:47:52,208 --> 00:47:55,665 No, just normal human beings in love. 843 00:47:56,208 --> 00:47:57,457 Let's go, young lovers! 844 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:58,665 You're here! 845 00:47:58,833 --> 00:47:59,915 You bet. 846 00:48:00,083 --> 00:48:01,415 - Where to? - The castle. 847 00:48:01,583 --> 00:48:03,874 - We've been waiting an hour. - Let's go. 848 00:48:28,125 --> 00:48:29,790 Julien says Noom's on edge. 849 00:48:31,916 --> 00:48:33,207 He'll snap soon. 850 00:48:34,583 --> 00:48:37,582 It's all clear with you and Julien. You're going wild. 851 00:48:40,791 --> 00:48:42,290 Turn over, please. 852 00:48:46,000 --> 00:48:47,249 It's relaxing. 853 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,624 You should try it too. 854 00:48:51,291 --> 00:48:53,082 Know how you and I differ? 855 00:48:53,250 --> 00:48:54,250 No. 856 00:48:54,416 --> 00:48:56,124 I buy cucumbers for my eyes. 857 00:48:56,541 --> 00:48:58,749 When are you removing that poker? 858 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:01,165 So uptight, you stress us all out. 859 00:49:09,166 --> 00:49:10,832 Give it a rest, ok. 860 00:49:21,083 --> 00:49:22,457 - You're beautiful! - Thanks. 861 00:49:26,791 --> 00:49:29,207 That girl looks familiar... 862 00:49:30,166 --> 00:49:32,665 Didn't she show us to the bungalow? 863 00:49:32,958 --> 00:49:34,165 Yes, that's her. 864 00:49:41,666 --> 00:49:42,915 What's her name? 865 00:49:43,083 --> 00:49:44,332 Vanessa, I think. 866 00:49:44,875 --> 00:49:46,124 She's beautiful. 867 00:49:46,291 --> 00:49:47,415 She's ok. 868 00:50:16,750 --> 00:50:17,915 Bravo. Not bad. 869 00:50:18,833 --> 00:50:21,040 I don't find her that amazing. 870 00:50:22,041 --> 00:50:23,165 Want to try it? 871 00:50:23,333 --> 00:50:25,415 I was a swim champ at school. 872 00:50:25,791 --> 00:50:27,832 I never told you? Watch this. 873 00:50:29,916 --> 00:50:32,207 - What're you doing? - Wimp. 874 00:50:32,375 --> 00:50:33,749 Gonna dive? 875 00:50:33,916 --> 00:50:35,374 It's a bluff. 876 00:50:40,000 --> 00:50:42,040 10 euros she won't do it. 877 00:50:44,583 --> 00:50:46,707 She's not gonna do it. 878 00:50:47,041 --> 00:50:48,749 She'll stop at the edge. 879 00:51:11,833 --> 00:51:12,874 Swim champ, my ass! 880 00:51:13,750 --> 00:51:14,750 Help her! 881 00:51:14,958 --> 00:51:15,999 I can't swim. 882 00:51:16,166 --> 00:51:17,624 Do something! 883 00:51:21,708 --> 00:51:24,207 Stand back, please. Give her air. 884 00:51:35,708 --> 00:51:37,290 There, she isn't dead! 885 00:51:38,166 --> 00:51:39,374 That's good... 886 00:51:40,458 --> 00:51:42,999 I don't know how to thank you. 887 00:51:43,333 --> 00:51:44,707 Just doing my job. 888 00:51:44,875 --> 00:51:46,915 You're fantastic, thanks. 889 00:51:47,333 --> 00:51:48,499 You're welcome. 890 00:51:49,166 --> 00:51:50,332 What a fright! 891 00:51:50,500 --> 00:51:51,540 I'll be going. 892 00:51:51,708 --> 00:51:53,290 Wait. Are you ok, Amelle? 893 00:51:53,458 --> 00:51:54,499 Everything ok? 894 00:51:54,666 --> 00:51:55,874 I'm ok, thanks. 895 00:51:57,666 --> 00:52:00,290 Everyone calls Amelle Two Face now. 896 00:52:01,250 --> 00:52:04,124 Seriously? Shit! The shame of it! 897 00:52:04,291 --> 00:52:05,374 I'll get her. 898 00:52:05,541 --> 00:52:06,624 Hurry. 899 00:52:07,625 --> 00:52:08,707 All dressed up? 900 00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:10,332 We're going clubbing. 901 00:52:10,500 --> 00:52:12,874 Changed your mind? For the hot bimbos? 902 00:52:13,041 --> 00:52:15,082 - Forget the bimbos. - Not staying with me? 903 00:52:15,250 --> 00:52:17,499 Get some rest. You need it. 904 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:19,457 - What's up? - I'm coming. 905 00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:21,207 No, you're not coming! 906 00:52:22,750 --> 00:52:23,750 Fuck! 907 00:52:23,916 --> 00:52:25,707 Why go clubbing with my girl? 908 00:52:26,250 --> 00:52:28,457 It's like taking food to a restaurant. 909 00:52:39,291 --> 00:52:40,582 Shit... Get lost! 910 00:52:42,708 --> 00:52:44,040 The day's heroine! 911 00:52:44,458 --> 00:52:45,957 - How's it going? - Great. 912 00:52:46,125 --> 00:52:48,040 - What's your name again? - Noom. 913 00:52:49,375 --> 00:52:52,457 You did an amazing job this afternoon. 914 00:52:52,625 --> 00:52:53,625 Want a drink? 915 00:52:54,416 --> 00:52:55,624 Some champagne. 916 00:52:55,791 --> 00:52:58,249 Excuse me! A glass of champagne! 917 00:52:59,291 --> 00:53:00,582 What do you do? 918 00:53:00,750 --> 00:53:01,750 I'm in stand-up. 919 00:53:02,250 --> 00:53:03,749 Yeah? Where? 920 00:53:04,166 --> 00:53:07,207 I'm writing now and working for a multinational. 921 00:53:07,916 --> 00:53:10,332 That reminds me of a joke. Listen... 922 00:53:15,583 --> 00:53:17,790 Look, he's laughing like a hyena! 923 00:53:18,083 --> 00:53:21,290 Why's he being such a slut? See who he's talking to? 924 00:53:21,458 --> 00:53:23,582 Didn't she save your life? 925 00:53:23,916 --> 00:53:25,874 Yeah. Hideous hair color. 926 00:53:26,041 --> 00:53:26,874 I like it. 927 00:53:27,041 --> 00:53:29,582 If they look, pretend we're having a blast. 928 00:53:30,333 --> 00:53:31,457 Cheers! 929 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:37,582 It's wild here... 930 00:53:45,541 --> 00:53:47,499 The butterfly now! 931 00:53:48,500 --> 00:53:49,582 - What? - Nothing. 932 00:53:53,125 --> 00:53:54,999 - How's it going? - Great. 933 00:53:55,166 --> 00:53:56,499 - Having fun? - It's cool. 934 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:57,999 So I see. 935 00:53:59,166 --> 00:54:01,207 - Remember me? - Two Face, right? 936 00:54:02,375 --> 00:54:04,124 No, I'm Amelle, his girl. 937 00:54:04,291 --> 00:54:06,040 His lover, not a friend. 938 00:54:06,434 --> 00:54:07,434 Ok. 939 00:54:07,458 --> 00:54:08,665 How d'you do your roots? 940 00:54:09,000 --> 00:54:10,957 Let's talk about your color. 941 00:54:11,125 --> 00:54:12,125 Lay off her! 942 00:54:12,500 --> 00:54:14,790 You're coming on to her in front of me! 943 00:54:14,958 --> 00:54:18,165 I'm not. And I bet she doesn't wait a month! 944 00:54:18,583 --> 00:54:19,749 Just drop it, ok. 945 00:54:22,000 --> 00:54:23,457 What's the problem? 946 00:54:24,250 --> 00:54:25,457 What's up? 947 00:54:26,166 --> 00:54:27,207 Everything's fine. 948 00:54:30,333 --> 00:54:31,999 I was kidding! I'm sloshed! 949 00:54:33,500 --> 00:54:36,124 Let go of me! Communists! 950 00:54:38,666 --> 00:54:39,666 Thank you. 951 00:54:39,833 --> 00:54:40,833 It's ok! 952 00:54:42,250 --> 00:54:43,540 I get the message! 953 00:54:44,666 --> 00:54:47,874 When I finally get into a club, I'm thrown out. Thanks. 954 00:54:49,208 --> 00:54:50,999 My head... 955 00:54:51,500 --> 00:54:54,707 The way you screamed when security picked you up! 956 00:54:55,208 --> 00:54:57,665 What? And you didn't scream? 957 00:54:57,833 --> 00:54:58,665 I didn't scream. 958 00:54:58,833 --> 00:54:59,833 I was defending you! 959 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:01,624 No, you were in pain. 960 00:55:05,041 --> 00:55:07,374 Don't let me influence anyone, 961 00:55:07,541 --> 00:55:10,249 but if I was his chick and he screamed like that, 962 00:55:10,416 --> 00:55:11,416 it'd be over. 963 00:55:11,541 --> 00:55:13,915 If I was your chick and you came on to other babes, 964 00:55:14,083 --> 00:55:15,874 I'd have left you long ago. 965 00:55:16,583 --> 00:55:17,583 I never did that! 966 00:55:19,041 --> 00:55:20,041 Good morning. 967 00:55:22,291 --> 00:55:24,707 If you need to talk, I'm here. 968 00:55:27,208 --> 00:55:28,208 Bastards... 969 00:55:28,250 --> 00:55:29,540 Diving for Dummies 970 00:55:31,250 --> 00:55:32,665 Did you tell them? 971 00:55:33,458 --> 00:55:35,540 No, your belly-flop's on YouTube. 972 00:55:35,708 --> 00:55:36,708 1 million hits. 973 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,582 I wanted to tell you... 974 00:55:41,125 --> 00:55:42,624 Sorry about Vanessa. 975 00:55:42,791 --> 00:55:43,915 I went too far. 976 00:55:44,416 --> 00:55:45,999 It's tough for me, see. 977 00:55:46,708 --> 00:55:48,749 But I can wait another month. 978 00:55:49,291 --> 00:55:50,499 You're worth it. 979 00:55:51,291 --> 00:55:52,457 We're not animals. 980 00:55:54,375 --> 00:55:56,540 Right, I'll be going. 981 00:56:00,625 --> 00:56:01,625 What? 982 00:56:02,166 --> 00:56:03,290 I'm ready. 983 00:56:04,083 --> 00:56:06,749 - Ready for what? - Soccer, stupid! 984 00:56:08,166 --> 00:56:10,124 Who's the man? 985 00:56:24,500 --> 00:56:25,582 Good job! 986 00:56:26,041 --> 00:56:28,624 Whassup? Shut your mouth! 987 00:56:34,500 --> 00:56:36,915 Go, Noom! Go, Noom! 988 00:56:50,375 --> 00:56:51,707 Keep going! 989 00:57:07,125 --> 00:57:09,790 It's me! I just did it with Amelle. 990 00:57:09,958 --> 00:57:11,415 You bet I was good! 991 00:57:11,833 --> 00:57:14,290 Barbara? Hi... 992 00:57:14,791 --> 00:57:16,624 Yes, we just did it. 993 00:57:17,708 --> 00:57:19,374 She got the black magic. 994 00:57:24,250 --> 00:57:26,665 Yeah, good but you know... 995 00:57:27,125 --> 00:57:28,624 Yeah... No, totally. 996 00:57:36,500 --> 00:57:39,499 I gave her the all-night millennium package! 997 00:57:41,208 --> 00:57:44,499 He kept on spanking my behind 998 00:57:44,666 --> 00:57:45,957 like a jungle drum! 999 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:48,415 You like that, huh? 1000 00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:57,040 She was wild, begging for more. 1001 00:57:58,166 --> 00:58:00,290 He went like your little dog... 1002 00:58:01,041 --> 00:58:02,165 She was going... 1003 00:58:05,791 --> 00:58:07,499 I love this! I love it! 1004 00:58:10,125 --> 00:58:11,249 The guy was crazy! 1005 00:58:11,750 --> 00:58:14,165 He said, "Insult me!" 1006 00:58:14,791 --> 00:58:15,957 I said, "Screw you!" 1007 00:58:26,666 --> 00:58:27,957 I have to get back. 1008 00:58:28,125 --> 00:58:31,790 You bet I'm going back. Time for round 2. 1009 00:58:33,250 --> 00:58:35,332 Hold on... I'll call you later. 1010 00:58:44,958 --> 00:58:48,207 How was life before me? Had many guys? 1011 00:58:48,375 --> 00:58:49,707 You don't ask that. 1012 00:58:49,875 --> 00:58:50,957 You can tell me. 1013 00:58:51,125 --> 00:58:52,374 How many chicks for you? 1014 00:58:52,541 --> 00:58:54,915 I'm a guy, it's different. 1015 00:58:55,625 --> 00:58:57,290 No idea, I never counted. 1016 00:58:59,916 --> 00:59:02,040 19. And you? 1017 00:59:02,208 --> 00:59:03,415 Hold on... 1018 00:59:04,833 --> 00:59:06,832 23. And 24 with you. 1019 00:59:07,000 --> 00:59:08,124 24?! 1020 00:59:11,166 --> 00:59:13,207 Yeah, 24. What's the problem? 1021 00:59:13,375 --> 00:59:15,040 How could you have 24? 1022 00:59:15,208 --> 00:59:17,540 You started in kindergarten or what? 1023 00:59:17,708 --> 00:59:18,708 Judging me? 1024 00:59:18,791 --> 00:59:19,957 No, but 24's a lot. 1025 00:59:20,125 --> 00:59:21,540 You're judging me! 1026 00:59:22,208 --> 00:59:23,832 I'm not. It's your life. 1027 00:59:24,000 --> 00:59:26,624 Yes, it's my life. And it's my business. 1028 00:59:26,791 --> 00:59:28,415 I mean, 24's a lot. 1029 00:59:31,458 --> 00:59:32,707 Those 24... 1030 00:59:33,000 --> 00:59:34,540 If you ranked them... 1031 00:59:35,125 --> 00:59:36,665 Where am I? Second? First? 1032 00:59:36,833 --> 00:59:38,124 - I can't answer! - Why not? 1033 00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:40,290 It's not some dumb competition! 1034 00:59:40,458 --> 00:59:42,332 - I don't care. - Seriously? 1035 00:59:43,000 --> 00:59:46,040 I'm kidding, ok! 1036 00:59:47,166 --> 00:59:49,499 Amelle, I don't care about that. 1037 00:59:50,833 --> 00:59:53,540 Come on, give me a cuddle. 1038 00:59:53,708 --> 00:59:54,708 Ok. 1039 00:59:58,583 --> 01:00:01,874 What's going on? What's that lecherous look? 1040 01:00:02,041 --> 01:00:03,707 Nothing. I'm not... 1041 01:00:03,875 --> 01:00:04,875 Sorry. 1042 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:06,708 Excuse me. 1043 01:00:10,416 --> 01:00:13,790 The great thing with Jeff is his mermaid tattoo 1044 01:00:13,958 --> 01:00:15,290 matches his fishy breath! 1045 01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,249 Poor guy. Stop it. 1046 01:00:18,416 --> 01:00:20,915 Imagine he worked for Blue Elephant! 1047 01:00:24,166 --> 01:00:25,540 You have no right! 1048 01:00:29,708 --> 01:00:31,957 With his greasy, Droopy Dog hair. 1049 01:00:34,916 --> 01:00:36,249 We're going to be late. 1050 01:00:36,416 --> 01:00:39,290 I have to make a good impression on your folks. 1051 01:00:39,916 --> 01:00:42,290 They know you're Arab. Dad said, 1052 01:00:42,458 --> 01:00:45,165 "If the second is African, it makes up for the Arab!" 1053 01:00:45,583 --> 01:00:46,999 Taking two wives too? 1054 01:00:47,166 --> 01:00:48,207 Of course not. 1055 01:00:48,375 --> 01:00:50,499 I'm French, fully integrated. 1056 01:00:51,375 --> 01:00:52,749 I'll get a mistress. 1057 01:00:52,916 --> 01:00:54,124 Come on, let's go. 1058 01:01:01,791 --> 01:01:04,874 I'm starving. I hope they serve halal meat. 1059 01:01:05,416 --> 01:01:06,416 You're weird. 1060 01:01:07,333 --> 01:01:09,749 Yesterday, we had sex and now you eat halal? 1061 01:01:09,916 --> 01:01:11,165 A hijab tomorrow? 1062 01:01:11,333 --> 01:01:12,165 Why not? 1063 01:01:12,333 --> 01:01:13,874 Wear a hijab and it's over. 1064 01:01:14,041 --> 01:01:15,041 Not fair! 1065 01:01:15,083 --> 01:01:17,374 The hijab scares France and I'm French. 1066 01:01:17,541 --> 01:01:19,499 Great attitude, Mr. France! 1067 01:01:21,791 --> 01:01:24,290 Life is choices: hijab or G-string, period! 1068 01:01:24,458 --> 01:01:27,832 I make you choose between a bone in your nose or your lip? 1069 01:01:29,541 --> 01:01:30,541 Hello! 1070 01:01:32,291 --> 01:01:34,249 3 hours later 1071 01:01:34,750 --> 01:01:37,540 Thanks again. It was delicious. 1072 01:01:39,041 --> 01:01:41,540 What's the idea behind the burqa? 1073 01:01:41,708 --> 01:01:42,957 Guess who? Burqa! 1074 01:01:43,125 --> 01:01:45,207 Want to know something? 1075 01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:47,749 It's kind of awkward to say... 1076 01:01:47,916 --> 01:01:49,374 But you guys stink! 1077 01:01:49,541 --> 01:01:51,832 It's awkward to say this too 1078 01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,874 but it's scary flying next to you. 1079 01:01:54,041 --> 01:01:56,290 All you do is stare at butts! 1080 01:01:56,458 --> 01:01:59,249 "A butt! My dick's as big as Paris! 1081 01:02:00,458 --> 01:02:02,499 I'll wear it as a necktie. 1082 01:02:02,666 --> 01:02:05,624 Hi, here's my schlong, let's get acquainted." 1083 01:02:05,791 --> 01:02:08,332 You're in war and bombings! 1084 01:02:08,500 --> 01:02:11,790 You wear flip-flops in winter! Call that normal? 1085 01:02:11,958 --> 01:02:14,040 How about 9-11 and all that? 1086 01:02:14,208 --> 01:02:15,665 The Twin Towers, the planes! 1087 01:02:15,833 --> 01:02:19,874 All you eat is chicken and rice! Try varying the diet! 1088 01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:22,124 Terrorists, shooting away! 1089 01:02:22,291 --> 01:02:23,457 Everyone dies! 1090 01:02:26,500 --> 01:02:28,957 Hold on! The condom ruptured! 1091 01:02:35,583 --> 01:02:36,790 No big deal. 1092 01:02:37,208 --> 01:02:38,499 It is. 1093 01:02:38,666 --> 01:02:40,832 - What? - Maybe I caught something. 1094 01:02:41,000 --> 01:02:42,957 - What? - Some African disease. 1095 01:02:43,125 --> 01:02:44,374 Bullshit. 1096 01:02:44,541 --> 01:02:45,915 But that's not all. 1097 01:02:46,083 --> 01:02:47,332 I'm not on the pill. 1098 01:02:47,500 --> 01:02:48,749 Hold on a second! 1099 01:02:50,416 --> 01:02:52,290 - You could get pregnant? - Yes. 1100 01:02:52,916 --> 01:02:54,999 What a dumb bitch! Fuck! 1101 01:02:55,666 --> 01:02:57,290 You've fucked up my life! 1102 01:02:57,666 --> 01:02:59,332 You could be pregnant? 1103 01:03:00,041 --> 01:03:02,290 I knew it! That's Arabs for you! 1104 01:03:02,458 --> 01:03:04,415 You stab us in the back! 1105 01:03:05,625 --> 01:03:07,749 Don't touch me! Once is enough! 1106 01:03:07,916 --> 01:03:09,999 - I have the answer. - There isn't one. 1107 01:03:10,166 --> 01:03:12,040 The morning-after pill. 1108 01:03:14,750 --> 01:03:16,207 Of course. No problem. 1109 01:03:17,583 --> 01:03:19,040 I was so scared! 1110 01:03:20,250 --> 01:03:22,707 It's all right. Go buy it. 1111 01:03:22,875 --> 01:03:25,499 The pharmacist knows me. You go. 1112 01:03:26,833 --> 01:03:28,124 I was on the level. 1113 01:03:28,625 --> 01:03:29,957 I brought condoms. 1114 01:03:30,500 --> 01:03:32,499 You aren't on the pill. Live with it. 1115 01:03:33,000 --> 01:03:34,499 Go or we have a kid! 1116 01:03:48,125 --> 01:03:49,749 Take the pill, quick! 1117 01:03:50,541 --> 01:03:52,415 I'm Black, I'm super-fertile! 1118 01:03:53,375 --> 01:03:56,374 I was thinking while you were away. We should keep it. 1119 01:03:56,541 --> 01:03:57,374 Shut your mouth. 1120 01:03:57,541 --> 01:04:00,915 A mixed-race kid like Barack Obama. Maybe he'll be president. 1121 01:04:01,083 --> 01:04:03,124 We can't know his future. 1122 01:04:03,291 --> 01:04:06,332 I've found a great name. Know what we'll call him? 1123 01:04:06,916 --> 01:04:08,290 Abdelkader! 1124 01:04:09,875 --> 01:04:11,374 Amelle, cut it out now. 1125 01:04:11,791 --> 01:04:13,874 We're not ready! We can't! 1126 01:04:14,041 --> 01:04:16,290 My PlayStation only has one control! 1127 01:04:19,416 --> 01:04:20,416 What is it? 1128 01:04:21,083 --> 01:04:22,332 A contraction. 1129 01:04:23,500 --> 01:04:25,332 Take it or I'll beat you up. 1130 01:04:25,500 --> 01:04:26,582 It may not work. 1131 01:04:26,750 --> 01:04:29,124 Take it or I'll whup you for sure! 1132 01:04:29,291 --> 01:04:30,332 Give me some water. 1133 01:04:32,083 --> 01:04:33,624 Here you go. 1134 01:04:34,208 --> 01:04:35,208 Take it. 1135 01:04:42,875 --> 01:04:43,875 Open wide. 1136 01:04:49,833 --> 01:04:51,499 She's totally crazy. 1137 01:04:51,666 --> 01:04:54,665 She thinks we can have kids at random. 1138 01:04:55,625 --> 01:04:57,374 I mean, I'm not West Indian. 1139 01:04:57,916 --> 01:04:59,790 That stern air 1140 01:05:00,583 --> 01:05:02,707 hides a fiery personality, right? 1141 01:05:04,000 --> 01:05:05,832 I'm not that easy either. 1142 01:05:06,541 --> 01:05:07,749 An espresso. 1143 01:05:09,875 --> 01:05:11,249 I'm Sami. 1144 01:05:11,708 --> 01:05:13,374 I finish at 5. We can talk. 1145 01:05:13,541 --> 01:05:15,749 Lovely... 1146 01:05:17,708 --> 01:05:18,749 Talk about... 1147 01:05:20,500 --> 01:05:21,665 Change tactics. 1148 01:05:21,833 --> 01:05:23,874 - Think so? - You're too direct. 1149 01:05:24,375 --> 01:05:25,790 I was this close. 1150 01:05:27,291 --> 01:05:28,957 You think so too? 1151 01:05:29,708 --> 01:05:37,708 Happiness is woe's silence. 1152 01:05:43,708 --> 01:05:44,915 That's beautiful. 1153 01:05:45,791 --> 01:05:48,707 I wanted to say, there won't be a 25th. 1154 01:05:49,083 --> 01:05:50,124 Yeah? 1155 01:05:50,708 --> 01:05:52,374 For me, there won't be... 1156 01:05:53,726 --> 01:05:54,726 another. 1157 01:05:54,750 --> 01:05:55,750 A 20th. 1158 01:05:56,375 --> 01:05:57,665 Right, that's it. 1159 01:06:02,916 --> 01:06:03,999 Hey, Amelle... 1160 01:06:04,916 --> 01:06:06,582 I haven't met your folks. 1161 01:06:06,958 --> 01:06:08,374 Is something wrong? 1162 01:06:08,708 --> 01:06:10,665 No, not with my folks. 1163 01:06:11,000 --> 01:06:12,999 I told you they're open-minded. 1164 01:06:13,375 --> 01:06:15,457 Yeah? So when do I meet them? 1165 01:06:15,625 --> 01:06:16,625 Whenever. 1166 01:06:16,666 --> 01:06:17,666 Tomorrow. 1167 01:06:18,125 --> 01:06:19,457 That's not possible. 1168 01:06:19,625 --> 01:06:20,625 The day after. 1169 01:06:21,750 --> 01:06:23,665 Amelle, you can't hide me forever. 1170 01:06:23,833 --> 01:06:24,999 Did I say I would? 1171 01:06:25,166 --> 01:06:26,874 If you're ashamed, say so. 1172 01:06:27,041 --> 01:06:30,040 I'm not ashamed of you! But Dad's away. 1173 01:06:30,208 --> 01:06:31,790 After my dance show. 1174 01:06:35,458 --> 01:06:36,665 After your show. 1175 01:06:38,791 --> 01:06:40,082 We meet the folks. 1176 01:06:40,500 --> 01:06:41,874 Dad, Mom... 1177 01:06:42,250 --> 01:06:44,082 Uncle, kids, grandkids... 1178 01:06:46,750 --> 01:06:48,457 All the terrorists... 1179 01:06:48,833 --> 01:06:50,832 Stop winding me up. 1180 01:06:51,000 --> 01:06:53,040 There has to be one in the family. 1181 01:06:53,208 --> 01:06:55,374 Some little bearded guy 1182 01:06:55,541 --> 01:06:58,165 letting offfirecrackers in the garden! 1183 01:07:00,375 --> 01:07:02,124 - Move it. - Give me a break. 1184 01:07:02,291 --> 01:07:04,124 He hates us being late. 1185 01:07:06,333 --> 01:07:08,582 - Are your folks coming? - No, Noom is. 1186 01:07:23,375 --> 01:07:25,499 Take a seat, sir. 1187 01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,499 If she wanted us here, she'd have invited us. 1188 01:07:30,125 --> 01:07:33,499 She has a lot of things to deal with right now. 1189 01:07:34,000 --> 01:07:35,915 It slipped her mind. 1190 01:07:36,083 --> 01:07:37,290 All right. 1191 01:07:37,458 --> 01:07:39,374 I'm sure she'll be pleased. 1192 01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:46,249 Big crowd for a dance show. 1193 01:07:46,416 --> 01:07:47,416 Imagine you here. 1194 01:07:47,583 --> 01:07:50,790 My dream, a big stage, loads of people... 1195 01:07:50,958 --> 01:07:51,958 It's scary. 1196 01:07:52,416 --> 01:07:53,749 A lot of pressure. 1197 01:07:54,541 --> 01:07:55,749 But I'm ready for it. 1198 01:07:55,916 --> 01:07:57,582 - Been writing? - Every day. 1199 01:07:57,750 --> 01:07:59,332 Apart from text messages. 1200 01:07:59,500 --> 01:08:01,290 I've written about you. 1201 01:08:01,458 --> 01:08:04,374 A redhead pal squatting my place. It's funny. 1202 01:08:04,541 --> 01:08:05,541 About me? 1203 01:08:08,041 --> 01:08:09,374 Go, baby! 1204 01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:21,165 You were awesome! That was great! 1205 01:09:21,333 --> 01:09:22,874 Well, you were. 1206 01:09:24,958 --> 01:09:26,832 There's a guy staring at us. 1207 01:09:28,208 --> 01:09:29,249 Dad? 1208 01:09:30,750 --> 01:09:32,332 What are you doing here? 1209 01:09:32,916 --> 01:09:35,749 This is great! How are you? 1210 01:09:36,208 --> 01:09:38,207 Everyone swaps kisses here... 1211 01:09:39,166 --> 01:09:40,665 Come home, I've made cakes. 1212 01:09:40,833 --> 01:09:41,833 Really? 1213 01:09:42,250 --> 01:09:44,082 Yes, all come back. 1214 01:09:44,250 --> 01:09:46,582 That's kind but we're tired. 1215 01:09:46,750 --> 01:09:47,957 Let's all go. 1216 01:09:48,125 --> 01:09:49,749 He said all of you. 1217 01:09:49,916 --> 01:09:51,957 No, we'll be going. Bye, Safia. 1218 01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:55,207 I was so stressed, I thought I forgot to invite you. 1219 01:09:55,375 --> 01:09:56,624 You did forget. 1220 01:09:56,791 --> 01:09:59,207 Without Jeff, we'd have missed it. 1221 01:10:04,875 --> 01:10:05,875 I have to go. 1222 01:10:05,958 --> 01:10:06,958 Already? 1223 01:10:07,041 --> 01:10:09,082 He's on duty tonight. 1224 01:10:10,500 --> 01:10:11,957 Thank you. 1225 01:10:12,666 --> 01:10:14,082 I loved the cakes. 1226 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:16,665 Glad to have met you. I hope we see you soon. 1227 01:10:16,833 --> 01:10:17,874 So do I. Goodbye. 1228 01:10:18,250 --> 01:10:19,790 Goodbye, Mr. Comedian. 1229 01:10:20,791 --> 01:10:22,582 I'll just show him out. 1230 01:10:22,750 --> 01:10:24,165 Do as you want. 1231 01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:25,707 It went well. 1232 01:10:27,625 --> 01:10:28,832 You're impossible. 1233 01:10:29,000 --> 01:10:32,290 You bet. She brings a Black here and she kisses him too. 1234 01:10:32,875 --> 01:10:35,040 - Your parents are cool. - I told you. 1235 01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:37,249 You always spoil the best times. 1236 01:10:37,416 --> 01:10:40,415 Are you color blind or what? Can't you see he's Black? 1237 01:10:41,166 --> 01:10:43,165 I was stressed about it but... 1238 01:10:44,416 --> 01:10:46,082 I'll see you later? 1239 01:10:46,625 --> 01:10:48,040 Ok, bye. 1240 01:11:01,875 --> 01:11:04,249 Your father's perfectly fine. 1241 01:11:04,416 --> 01:11:05,665 But he keeps saying, 1242 01:11:05,833 --> 01:11:07,582 "I want to die, I want to die." 1243 01:11:09,458 --> 01:11:10,458 Good luck. 1244 01:11:11,958 --> 01:11:12,958 Go on in. 1245 01:11:13,416 --> 01:11:15,207 I'll get something to drink. 1246 01:11:16,083 --> 01:11:18,540 Dad, what's going on here? 1247 01:11:18,708 --> 01:11:20,457 You tried to kill your dad. 1248 01:11:20,625 --> 01:11:23,165 I did right, I brought you to France... 1249 01:11:23,958 --> 01:11:26,874 and you bring a Black home. Euthanize me. 1250 01:11:27,041 --> 01:11:29,165 Enough talk of euthanasia, Dad. 1251 01:11:29,333 --> 01:11:31,374 Stay with the Black and I'm not your dad. 1252 01:11:33,500 --> 01:11:35,957 I'm not in love, he's just a friend. 1253 01:11:36,125 --> 01:11:38,374 A friend? So why did you kiss him? 1254 01:11:38,541 --> 01:11:42,165 I don't know. I do odd things when I'm tired. 1255 01:11:42,333 --> 01:11:43,333 He forced me. 1256 01:11:44,208 --> 01:11:47,915 He's not important. Can you really see me with a Black? 1257 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:52,957 That's reassuring. I knew you had your head on straight. 1258 01:11:53,125 --> 01:11:55,249 But if he forced you, see the police. 1259 01:11:55,416 --> 01:11:56,707 Ok, Dad, ok. 1260 01:11:56,875 --> 01:11:58,707 I have to get back to work. 1261 01:11:59,083 --> 01:12:00,165 Try to rest. 1262 01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:05,082 Don't do anything silly. 1263 01:12:05,250 --> 01:12:08,374 If you don't do anything silly, I won't either! 1264 01:12:36,583 --> 01:12:38,457 Wait, please! Wait! 1265 01:13:02,750 --> 01:13:04,540 Hold on a second. 1266 01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:07,207 - Where to? - The suburbs. 1267 01:13:07,375 --> 01:13:09,082 - No way. - Because I'm Black? 1268 01:13:09,416 --> 01:13:12,332 And I'm yellow? Get lost, stupid! 1269 01:13:23,916 --> 01:13:25,374 - Are you ok? - I'm fine. 1270 01:13:25,541 --> 01:13:28,290 Noom called to say he's resigning. 1271 01:13:28,458 --> 01:13:30,165 The pressure, I guess. 1272 01:13:30,333 --> 01:13:32,957 He can always find work in a kebab place. 1273 01:13:33,125 --> 01:13:35,082 Of course. You heard about my dad? 1274 01:13:35,541 --> 01:13:37,499 - No - He's in the hospital. 1275 01:13:37,666 --> 01:13:38,790 You know why? 1276 01:13:38,958 --> 01:13:40,874 Someone invited him to see 1277 01:13:41,041 --> 01:13:43,415 something he didn't want to see. Ring a bell? Sami! 1278 01:13:45,333 --> 01:13:47,124 You're fired. Just go. 1279 01:13:47,291 --> 01:13:48,291 What? 1280 01:13:49,041 --> 01:13:51,915 You can't do this to me. Starbucks is my life! 1281 01:13:52,083 --> 01:13:54,415 I love you, Amelle. The Starbucks mermaid 1282 01:13:55,166 --> 01:13:56,624 is like a mother for me! 1283 01:13:57,125 --> 01:13:59,624 I do it all here, all three areas! 1284 01:14:00,666 --> 01:14:04,540 Three weeks later... 1285 01:14:05,750 --> 01:14:06,832 Hello, dear. 1286 01:14:07,000 --> 01:14:08,082 Juda! 1287 01:14:08,541 --> 01:14:10,915 I thought you were in Algeria! 1288 01:14:11,333 --> 01:14:14,374 No, I wasn't in Algeria, I was in Miami. 1289 01:14:14,541 --> 01:14:17,249 Miami? You don't speak any English. 1290 01:14:17,416 --> 01:14:21,499 You need to speak English to go to Miami? 1291 01:14:22,125 --> 01:14:24,249 I came when I heard about your dad. 1292 01:14:26,208 --> 01:14:28,082 He makes such a mess of things. 1293 01:14:28,416 --> 01:14:30,540 And you too. You too. 1294 01:14:30,958 --> 01:14:34,415 You think it's still the Middle Ages or what? 1295 01:14:34,583 --> 01:14:36,374 You always told me, 1296 01:14:36,541 --> 01:14:38,582 "Go with a Black 1297 01:14:38,750 --> 01:14:40,874 and God will make you have an accident." 1298 01:14:41,375 --> 01:14:44,207 I said that way before the iPhone. 1299 01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:47,999 You have to move with the times, my girl. 1300 01:14:48,166 --> 01:14:51,749 To keep a man, cook good meals for him. 1301 01:14:52,041 --> 01:14:53,999 And, above all, 1302 01:14:54,166 --> 01:14:55,915 you need plastic bosoms. 1303 01:14:56,083 --> 01:14:58,790 Huge plastic bosoms. Men love them. 1304 01:15:00,125 --> 01:15:01,540 You've changed, Juda. 1305 01:15:01,708 --> 01:15:03,957 No, dear, I move with the times. 1306 01:15:05,541 --> 01:15:07,665 Listen, dear, the main thing is 1307 01:15:07,833 --> 01:15:11,415 that he's a decent guy who takes care of you. 1308 01:15:12,458 --> 01:15:14,374 I hope he's a decent guy. 1309 01:15:20,791 --> 01:15:22,874 Go on, what are you waiting for? 1310 01:15:23,041 --> 01:15:24,041 And Dad? 1311 01:15:24,666 --> 01:15:28,707 He's my son and I'll set him straight about this. 1312 01:15:29,083 --> 01:15:30,249 Off you go. 1313 01:15:31,333 --> 01:15:32,333 Thank you. 1314 01:16:15,416 --> 01:16:16,499 Why're you here? 1315 01:16:16,666 --> 01:16:19,415 I wanted to say what you heard at the hospital 1316 01:16:19,583 --> 01:16:21,874 was for my dad's sake. I didn't mean it. 1317 01:16:22,041 --> 01:16:23,957 I was a coward but too bad. 1318 01:16:24,375 --> 01:16:25,957 Isn't it a bit late? 1319 01:16:26,208 --> 01:16:28,665 - It's never too late. - For me it is. 1320 01:16:29,250 --> 01:16:30,999 I can get plastic boobs. 1321 01:16:32,541 --> 01:16:33,541 Hi there! 1322 01:16:34,541 --> 01:16:36,082 I'll leave you to it. 1323 01:16:38,291 --> 01:16:39,665 The Coyote Park chick? 1324 01:16:39,833 --> 01:16:41,665 I'm just helping her out. 1325 01:16:41,833 --> 01:16:42,915 Helping her out? 1326 01:16:43,083 --> 01:16:45,415 Helping yourself to her ass! I'm not stupid! 1327 01:16:45,583 --> 01:16:48,540 I was ready to turn my own dad against me 1328 01:16:48,916 --> 01:16:51,707 and you sleep with the first bimbo along? 1329 01:16:52,125 --> 01:16:55,290 How can you look at yourself in the mirror? 1330 01:16:55,666 --> 01:16:57,082 That's a good one. 1331 01:17:26,666 --> 01:17:27,790 Strike 1332 01:17:34,166 --> 01:17:35,166 Taxi! 1333 01:17:36,166 --> 01:17:37,749 - Where to? - Paris 1334 01:17:37,916 --> 01:17:39,499 - Sorry. - Coz I'm an Arab? 1335 01:17:39,666 --> 01:17:41,624 I'm an Arab too, dumb-ass! 1336 01:17:41,791 --> 01:17:43,499 Get your hands off my car! 1337 01:17:43,666 --> 01:17:45,582 Go back home! 1338 01:17:52,833 --> 01:17:55,082 Six months later... 1339 01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:58,457 - Can I have a word? - Quick, I'm unstressing. 1340 01:17:59,125 --> 01:18:01,749 Amelle's making a fortune in her new job. 1341 01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:04,999 You screwed up! She could have kept you... 1342 01:18:05,166 --> 01:18:07,040 Thanks, that'll help me relax. 1343 01:18:07,208 --> 01:18:09,874 It's ok, you're funnier than Dubosc! 1344 01:18:16,416 --> 01:18:18,207 That's why I say 1345 01:18:18,375 --> 01:18:20,040 a Black-Arab couple won't work. 1346 01:18:20,208 --> 01:18:21,749 Sorry, it just won't. 1347 01:18:21,916 --> 01:18:24,832 Ok, you Arab girls have big hips and real hair... 1348 01:18:26,333 --> 01:18:27,333 He's right. 1349 01:18:29,458 --> 01:18:30,790 You don't get it! 1350 01:18:33,791 --> 01:18:35,915 Suffering is more heroic than dying fast. 1351 01:18:36,333 --> 01:18:37,915 Blair Witch? You're here? 1352 01:18:38,083 --> 01:18:39,624 You're screwing up, man! 1353 01:18:39,791 --> 01:18:41,165 Just go to her. 1354 01:18:41,333 --> 01:18:42,957 After what she did? No way. 1355 01:18:43,125 --> 01:18:44,125 She loves you. 1356 01:18:45,083 --> 01:18:47,999 She told us. She fell out with her dad over you. 1357 01:18:48,750 --> 01:18:50,332 Do you love her or not? 1358 01:18:56,875 --> 01:18:58,165 Go on, go to her. 1359 01:18:58,333 --> 01:18:59,415 She's waiting. 1360 01:18:59,791 --> 01:19:00,957 She loves you! 1361 01:19:01,416 --> 01:19:03,290 Like crazy! Show you're the man! 1362 01:19:05,416 --> 01:19:07,124 I guess I'll be going. 1363 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:09,332 Sorry, there'll be no refund. 1364 01:19:09,583 --> 01:19:11,832 Have a good evening. Thank you! 1365 01:19:50,500 --> 01:19:51,500 Here. 1366 01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,915 What are you doing here? 1367 01:19:57,375 --> 01:19:58,749 I had a question for you. 1368 01:20:00,000 --> 01:20:01,165 Still at 24? 1369 01:20:02,500 --> 01:20:04,124 Over 40 now. 1370 01:20:07,333 --> 01:20:08,374 Anything else? 1371 01:20:10,041 --> 01:20:11,041 No... 1372 01:20:11,541 --> 01:20:13,957 Have a seat. I'll bring you your coffee. 1373 01:20:26,291 --> 01:20:27,291 Here. 1374 01:20:29,250 --> 01:20:30,290 Thanks. 1375 01:20:36,291 --> 01:20:38,415 You got your restaurant in the sun. 1376 01:20:41,666 --> 01:20:43,082 Where are you up to? 1377 01:20:46,250 --> 01:20:48,124 I'm stuck at 20. 1378 01:20:53,875 --> 01:20:56,582 I'm not an easy lay, you'll have to fight. 1379 01:20:56,750 --> 01:20:58,207 - Yeah? - You bet. 1380 01:20:58,375 --> 01:21:00,832 Fight how? Tell me. How? 1381 01:21:01,000 --> 01:21:04,582 Stop it! 1382 01:21:04,750 --> 01:21:06,374 What? Kiss me. 1383 01:21:06,541 --> 01:21:08,332 No, I'll decide. 1384 01:21:12,583 --> 01:21:14,624 See, you are an easy lay. 1385 01:22:13,125 --> 01:22:14,457 Coffee, sir? 1386 01:22:14,791 --> 01:22:16,499 Good. Sugar? Stirrer? 1387 01:22:16,666 --> 01:22:18,165 No sugar, no stirrer. 1388 01:22:18,541 --> 01:22:20,457 One euro, please. 1389 01:22:20,625 --> 01:22:21,749 I know you. 1390 01:22:22,250 --> 01:22:24,124 Weren't you at Starbucks? 1391 01:22:24,625 --> 01:22:26,957 That's over now. One euro, please. 1392 01:22:27,125 --> 01:22:28,749 Thank you, sir. 1393 01:26:33,583 --> 01:26:36,749 Subtitles by Ian Burley, a.s.i.f. 1394 01:26:36,916 --> 01:26:39,249 Subtitling: Eclair Group 84197