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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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What happened to this country?
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[IMITATES GUN FIRING]
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Bravo.
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♪
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-[door opens]
- FRANK: This is unbelievable.
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It's an outrage.
It's un-American is what it is.
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I thought this was
a free country.
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Free. This is censorship.
That's what it is.
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What ever happened
to free speech, huh?
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You tell me that.
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Frank, we're not
inside your head, man.
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We don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
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Lethal Weapon 5
and 6are gone.
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Huh? What do you mean
they're gone?
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They removed them
from the library.
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- They got pulled?
- Yeah. The lady said they took them down
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because of insensitivity.
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Huh. Well, I'll be honest
with you guys,
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I'm not sure how we, uh,
talked the local library
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- into displaying those movies
in the first place.
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- Yeah.
- They were works of art.
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Well, well, yeah, I mean,
they would've been works of art
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had Mac not ruined them
with his blackface.
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Okay. Look, uh, my heart
was in the right place,
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and I-I-I feel awful
about it now.
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Look, you never should've
done it in the first place.
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That was the whole point of the
conversation we were having.
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- I told you not to do it, man.
- I know, I know, but, look,
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I've done a lot of learning
over the past year,
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as we all have.
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- That's true.
- We've also done a lot of growing.
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That's true.
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A lot of learning,
a lot of growing,
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- and a lot of being scared.
- DENNIS and DEE: Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- And, guys, fear is a great motivator to do the right thing.
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- Ooh.
- Yeah, yeah. Frank, look, while it is, uh, awful
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that they removed our movies,
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I think it's probably best
in this instance
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to just let sleeping dogs lie.
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- DEE: Yeah, yeah.
- Yes.
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We'll just put them
in the past, and we'll move on.
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- Yeah, yeah.
- Guys, Lethal Weapon 5 and 6 are in the past.
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- Right.
- MAC: Now we have
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the path forward
and the knowledge
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- to do the right thing.
- Mm-hmm.
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And I think it's obvious
what that right thing is.
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Make Lethal Weapon 7.
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- Yes.
- Absolutely. - Right?
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- Let's get going on it.
-[overlapping chatter]
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- The show must go on, right?
- Yeah.
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♪
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DENNIS:
You know, as we all know, guys,
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our Lethal Weapon movies
were always intended
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to be a trilogy that followed
a trilogy, plus a sequel,
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but the most important thing
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is making sure that this
third movie in a series of seven
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can be seen and enjoyed
by audiences
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of today's moral
and ethical standards.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Right, because the-the first time
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- we made that one mistake,
and that was... - Mm-hmm.
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Well, uh, actually two,
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because you did blackface
in the sequel.
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- Oh.
- Ooh, right. The two mistakes.
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Yeah, well, uh,
so did Dee, actually.
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Okay, so three, we--
three mistakes.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you've
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also done multiple insensitive
characters in the past,
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- you know, on and off-screen.
- You've played...
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I don't know if that's
going into the conversation
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- we're having here.
- It should.
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- Yeah, well, and Frank
did red-face in... - What?
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- That's also frowned upon.
- Oh, Christ Almighty.
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- It's also frowned upon.
- Okay, you know what? Let's not... Six, seven,
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- eight, nine, ten mistakes.
- FRANK: It wasn't red, it was brown.
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Guys, let's not get into it,
because Hollywood
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has a very clear moral code
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- on mistakes.
Okay, you get one, right? - Mm-hmm.
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Like Woody Allen, right?
Roman Polanski.
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One mistake and that was it.
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Uh, no, actually, those guys
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continued to make films
for the next 40 years.
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Oh. Uh, Bill Cosby.
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Well, he made about
50 mistakes. [chuckles]
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And-and I would
actually argue that
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all these things
we're talking about,
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they-they weren't
so much mistakes
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as they were
violent sexual crimes.
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- Yeah.
- Right.
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You know, but either way,
look, the point is,
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I think we should make
a few adjustments
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to the script, you know,
and to our casting choices,
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to make sure that this film is
palatable to a modern audience.
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- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
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Okay, as long as I get to
bang the broad.
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- Jesus.
- Uh, I think
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we might want
to avoid that, as well.
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- How about a blow job then?
- Um...
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Look, a hand job
or I'm not paying for this.
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-[groans]
- Ew.
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That's a very important part
of the filmmaking process.
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- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- I ain't paying for it unless I get a hand job.
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- CHARLIE: You don't
even like hand jobs. - Fine. You can get a hand job,
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but it's got to be under
a towel or a blanket
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because I don't want to see
your genitalia.
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Can-can-can we just talk about
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the elephant in the room?
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Right? Let's talk
about Murtaugh.
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- Yes.
- Now, uh, obviously, I will not be playing Murtaugh
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- in Lethal Weapon 7.
- Yeah.
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- Right.
- Yeah.
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O-Okay.
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I will be magnanimously
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taking a step back.
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- Right.
- CHARLIE: Yeah.
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I feel like you're
talking really slow
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and taking a bunch of pauses.
I don't know what's going on.
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I-I'm waiting for you guys
to praise me.
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- CHARLIE: Uh, what?
- Why?
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Oh, 'cause I'm doing
something anti-racist,
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and I think I deserve praise
for that, do I not?
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You don't get praise for telling
people you're not racist.
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- Then why am I doing it?
-[gasps]
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Why don't we just
move on from this, guys?
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- Uh, let's move past that.
- MAC: Yeah.
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- Yeah. All right.
- Yeah. - Yes, please.
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Let's make the movie.
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- Let's make a movie!
- Let's dive in.
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- Yeah, it's gonna be easy.
- Okay. Let's make a movie.
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- It's gonna be fun.
- We're over, we're overthinking it.
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[jazzy music playing]
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[Australian accent]:
G'day, former partner.
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Sorry I'm a little late.
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I got stuck up on
some traffic on the 405.
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Yeah, I got off at Sepulveda,
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and then I-I made my way
over to Moorpark.
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From there, I sort of
wiggled down to Tujunga,
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then I ticky-tackied over
to the, to the Laurel Canyon.
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Oh, my God, what is she doing?
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That accent is terrible.
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And what's with
all the directions?
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Why is she explaining so much?
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- Well...
- Oh, yeah.
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W-We found that people
had, uh, no idea
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where the characters were
in the first two,
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so we thought we'd clear it up.
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Everyone was confused about
where things were happening
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and what things were happening.
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- Where props came from,
et cetera. - Sure, sure.
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- Well, hopefully,
Murtaugh's good. - Yeah.
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Oh, who-who did you wind up
getting for that?
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Oh, well, so, Frank
went under the bridge to get
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a prostitute for his sex scene.
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He talked the pimp
into playing Murtaugh,
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so, you know,
some guy named Pepper Jack,
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- or something like that. Yeah.
- Okay.
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- Pepper Jack?
- Yeah, you know this guy?
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- Yeah.
- CHARLIE: All right. - Oh, cool.
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[jazzy music playing]
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That's okay, partner.
I'm just glad you're here.
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- Let's start the party now.
- Yeah.
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Happy birthday, little baby ho.
I wish your ho mama--
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Riggs' wife-- and my daughter
could be here to see this,
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but she died.
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Run along and play,
little bitch.
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Have fun.
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Now, this is all wrong. I mean,
he's playing it like a pimp.
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Well, he is a pimp.
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- So, give him the note.
- So, you...
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- Give him the note.
- Just tell him to tone it...
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[whispers]: Yeah,
tell him to tone it down.
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- You mean...
- Yeah.
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You guys can give it to him.
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- No, you give it to him
'cause you're the director. - Yeah.
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-[phone ringing]
- Oh. What's that?
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You know what? It's me phone.
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It's been in my pocket
the whole time.
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Well, go ahead,
answer it, bitch.
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- Yeah. Okay.
-[phone beeps]
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G'day. How you going?
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Sorry to interrupt, boys.
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I hope you're having
as much fun as I am.
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I know we all enjoy
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a big bang.
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Wait, wait, wait.
Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut.
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This ain't working for me.
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- It's not working for me.
- Cut. Okay.
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- It's just not working.
- Okay, cut,
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- cut, cut, cut, cut. No.
- FRANK: 'Cause, uh...
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- Guys, take five.
- Yeah, I say that.
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I say, "Take five." Also, I say,
"Cut," guys, 'cause I am the,
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- I'm the director.
- DENNIS: Okay, listen. Listen, Frank.
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I agree. It's not working.
Okay, Dee is terrible.
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Okay. She's terrible,
but it's not her, it's my thing.
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I'm talking about-- Look,
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like, first of all, it's just,
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you know, I say, "Big bang."
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I ain't even banging this chick.
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Yeah, that's a good point.
It's continuity.
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- Yeah.
- Okay. - Doesn't make sense.
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You're right.
Okay, maybe you could say,
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"I'm sick of getting
jerked around.
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- I'm ready to explode."
- Yeah.
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Look, I don't think
it's too much to ask
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for me to have
a little real stuff.
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DENNIS:
Okay, listen, Frank,
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you should not be actually
having sex with anybody.
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It's called acting, Dennis.
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- No. [stammers] Mm.
- Marlon Brando
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got to jam butter
up his costar's orifice
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against her will
and got nominated for an Oscar.
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We could make this
more of an art house film.
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- I'm open to it.
-[sighs] She is a prostitute, so I don't know
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- what the rules are...
- I don't want butter to get involved.
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- It's gonna get... Oh.
- PEPPER JACK: Uh, excuse me, gents.
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CHARLIE:
Yeah, uh...
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So, uh, how'd I do?
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- Oh, Mac. Yeah, you were, uh...
- Yeah, Mac had a note.
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- You were gonna give some notes.
- Yes. Uh, yes. Uh...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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What's this?
Now, I hope you're not, uh,
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hating on Pepper Jack's flow?
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No. No, no,
I'm not hating on your...
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I mean, I feel, like,
I'm-I'm in the way here.
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- Are my headphones working?
- Well, you guys, you're not in the way.
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- Are yours, are yours working?
- You guys are... Yeah.
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Um, no. I-I think what--
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Your flow is great. I think
what you're doing's great.
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The thing is,
maybe this next take,
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you could do it
a little bit more...
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A little more...
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-...Pepper Jack.
- Yeah.
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A little bit more Pepper Jack.
234
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- That's what I was thinking.
- Okay.
235
00:08:04,962 --> 00:08:06,529
- Yeah. Okay.
- Well, okay then.
236
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- Now we cooking. All right.
- Okay. We're cooking.
237
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- Thank you, Pepper Jack.
Thank you. - Hey, no problem, man.
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- Little more Pepper Jack.
- DENNIS: Hey, man,
239
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you didn't give him the note.
240
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Yeah. Well...
241
00:08:16,365 --> 00:08:18,498
Guys, look, I-I just don't think
242
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we should be silencing
Black voices.
243
00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:22,545
Guys, there's a larger issue
at play here,
244
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and that is that all the
people of color that we know
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are people of the bridges
and the streets, okay?
246
00:08:26,244 --> 00:08:28,072
Look, they're pimps and
prostitutes, which, I tell you,
247
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says a lot more about us
248
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than it does about them,
that's for sure.
249
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- That's not a great look.
- That's not...
250
00:08:32,642 --> 00:08:34,731
We're gonna have to do
some real soul-searching.
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- We should really open up our...
- DENNIS: Yeah, absolutely.
252
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We got to dig real deep
into our contacts,
253
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and we got to find, like,
diverse voices that don't...
254
00:08:40,868 --> 00:08:42,826
- Yeah.
- Uh, oh, guys, actually,
255
00:08:42,870 --> 00:08:45,176
I think I know how to kill
two birds with one stone.
256
00:08:48,963 --> 00:08:52,357
Thank you for the opportunity,
and I'm hip to your hustle.
257
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Bringing a woman of color
to spice things up.
258
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Eh?
259
00:08:56,361 --> 00:08:58,799
Wait, where-where is she?
Where is she?
260
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The woman of color?
Is right here.
261
00:09:01,541 --> 00:09:02,890
You're a woman of color?
262
00:09:02,933 --> 00:09:04,413
Yeah, I'm Persian.
263
00:09:04,456 --> 00:09:07,590
That's the ethnicity
from Iran. Hello?
264
00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,462
-[chuckles] He's, uh, ignorant.
- Anyway,
265
00:09:10,506 --> 00:09:14,249
there's a dearth of Iranian
female directors, so thank you.
266
00:09:14,292 --> 00:09:15,903
Uh...
267
00:09:15,946 --> 00:09:17,905
Yeah, uh, to be clear, you
will be the assistant director.
268
00:09:17,948 --> 00:09:21,125
Okay, we'll see.
Now, let's talk about payment.
269
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I will accept
the following things:
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coins, cash,
271
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checks,
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food, vape pens,
pens in general, scissors.
273
00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,702
Sure. Let's-let's move on
from this.
274
00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:34,443
Uh, guys, uh...
275
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I made a few changes
to the script
276
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because Dee was, well,
she was terrible.
277
00:09:37,925 --> 00:09:39,187
Oh, I could see that.
278
00:09:39,230 --> 00:09:40,580
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I sent her out to lunch,
279
00:09:40,623 --> 00:09:41,972
and I'd like to shoot
before she gets back.
280
00:09:42,016 --> 00:09:43,539
- So can we do that?
- Let's do this.
281
00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,496
Let's shoot. Okay, guys,
let's get to places.
282
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:46,629
Okay, guys, let's get to places.
283
00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:48,544
- Uh, well, I--
That's what the director... - Well, let's get to places.
284
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,459
Let's get to places.
Director in the house.
285
00:09:50,502 --> 00:09:52,113
- Okay, fine.
I'll give the note. - Can you just let her speak?
286
00:09:52,156 --> 00:09:53,593
- Well, you-- Okay. Uh, yes.
- Can you let her speak?
287
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[jazzy music plays]
288
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CHARLIE:
Wow.
289
00:09:56,683 --> 00:09:59,642
Good day, former partner.
Sorry I'm late.
290
00:09:59,686 --> 00:10:04,081
I-I got a little up-jammed
traffic on the 504, uh, 450,
291
00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:05,996
on the highway.
292
00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:07,998
Uh, I got off on "Spelly-ba-da,"
293
00:10:08,042 --> 00:10:10,479
but I took that all the way down
to Moorpark.
294
00:10:10,522 --> 00:10:13,177
And then I took that down
to "Ta-ca-ha" Cucamonga.
295
00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:16,703
And then I tackied all the way
over to Laurel Canyon. Ticky.
296
00:10:16,746 --> 00:10:18,182
Uh, this is gonna be tough
to cut around.
297
00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,707
[sighs] Artemis, did-did
you give Pepper Jack the note?
298
00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,622
Yes. Yeah, I simply asked him
299
00:10:22,665 --> 00:10:24,667
if he's ever been
to a child's birthday party.
300
00:10:24,711 --> 00:10:26,713
He said yes.
I said, "Take us to that place.
301
00:10:26,756 --> 00:10:29,367
Make it authentic
to your experience."
302
00:10:29,411 --> 00:10:31,543
What? What do you mean
this is not my kid?
303
00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:33,415
Are you motherfuckers
kidding me?
304
00:10:33,458 --> 00:10:35,417
I've been paying child support
for five years,
305
00:10:35,460 --> 00:10:37,898
and Pepper Jack's
pullout game is strong.
306
00:10:37,941 --> 00:10:40,988
So, if I don't get
some answers real fast,
307
00:10:41,031 --> 00:10:43,077
Pepper Jack about to cut
all of y'all.
308
00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,687
Oh. Oh, shit.
309
00:10:44,731 --> 00:10:45,732
MAC:
Go with it, Charlie. We can use it.
310
00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,429
What's next? Come on. The phone.
311
00:10:47,472 --> 00:10:49,039
The phone. The phone.
We're going to the phone bit.
312
00:10:49,083 --> 00:10:50,650
- MAC: Fix it, Charlie. Fix it.
- All right, yeah.
313
00:10:50,693 --> 00:10:53,914
Oh, man, I would cut,
I would cut someone, too. Damn.
314
00:10:53,957 --> 00:10:56,394
- Yeah, I'm sure you do have a
good pullout game, Pepper Jack. -[phone ringing]
315
00:10:56,438 --> 00:10:58,701
Uh-oh. What's that?
This is phone,
316
00:10:58,745 --> 00:11:00,485
- that I've whole had
on me this time. -[phone beeps]
317
00:11:00,529 --> 00:11:03,793
Uh, hello, who's this?
It's Charlie-- uh, Riggs.
318
00:11:03,837 --> 00:11:06,622
Sorry to interrupt, boys.
319
00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:09,494
- I hope you're having as much...
- Honey, what is the matter?
320
00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:11,279
Uh, I'm fine.
Keep going, keep going.
321
00:11:11,322 --> 00:11:12,672
I don't think your dick work.
322
00:11:12,715 --> 00:11:14,412
He might need an anal stimulant.
323
00:11:14,456 --> 00:11:16,545
Candy, get the butter!
324
00:11:16,588 --> 00:11:19,896
No! No butter.
There's no butter involved.
325
00:11:19,940 --> 00:11:21,550
What about
the Brando thing, Frank?
326
00:11:21,593 --> 00:11:23,639
- It don't work the other way.
- Yeah, it does.
327
00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,814
PEPPER JACK:
Uh, Frank?
328
00:11:24,858 --> 00:11:26,163
You gonna have to
pay Pepper Jack,
329
00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:27,556
whether you bust a nut or not.
330
00:11:27,599 --> 00:11:29,166
You understand that, don't you?
331
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:30,907
I don't know what's happening.
Are we still in the scene?
332
00:11:30,951 --> 00:11:33,344
That's my Fraggle Rock thermos.
He stole that from me.
333
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,956
Wh... What's this?
334
00:11:35,999 --> 00:11:38,175
- Are you guys
shooting without me? - Dee's here.
335
00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,394
- C-Cut.
- Goddamn it, Dee!
336
00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,004
- Cut.
- Yeah, cut. - Cut.
337
00:11:41,048 --> 00:11:42,440
-[overlapping chatter]
- Goddamn it, Dennis.
338
00:11:42,484 --> 00:11:44,007
- Let's take a five, everybody.
- Let's take a five.
339
00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:45,617
Listen. Guys, none of this
is working.
340
00:11:45,661 --> 00:11:46,749
You think we got to fire
Pepper Jack?
341
00:11:46,793 --> 00:11:48,403
No, no, no, no, no.
342
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:49,970
His anger and intensity
are-are good, you know?
343
00:11:50,013 --> 00:11:52,146
Just... not for
this role. [sighs]
344
00:11:52,189 --> 00:11:54,322
I think we need
to recast Murtaugh.
345
00:11:54,365 --> 00:11:56,759
We need someone lovable,
someone versatile,
346
00:11:56,803 --> 00:11:58,456
someone with the skill, range,
347
00:11:58,500 --> 00:12:01,503
and talent of one of the best
actors of our generation.
348
00:12:01,546 --> 00:12:02,678
We need Don Cheadle.
349
00:12:02,722 --> 00:12:04,245
You know Don Cheadle?
350
00:12:04,288 --> 00:12:07,639
No. But I know the guy
that plays him.
351
00:12:07,683 --> 00:12:09,729
[jazzy music playing]
352
00:12:12,819 --> 00:12:15,735
Hey, partner. Happy you made it.
353
00:12:15,778 --> 00:12:17,954
Oh, sorry I'm late.
354
00:12:17,998 --> 00:12:19,739
People be driving
like bitches on the 405.
355
00:12:19,782 --> 00:12:21,871
-[chuckles]
- And my level of intensity
356
00:12:21,915 --> 00:12:23,873
is because I am crazy
on account of my wife's murder.
357
00:12:23,917 --> 00:12:27,311
In case anybody is feeling
uncomfortable about it.
358
00:12:27,355 --> 00:12:29,574
I think this is working.
This is, like, way better.
359
00:12:31,315 --> 00:12:33,274
That's okay.
I'm just glad you're here.
360
00:12:33,317 --> 00:12:35,667
[chuckles]
Man... Whew.
361
00:12:35,711 --> 00:12:37,278
We getting too old
for this shit, huh?
362
00:12:37,321 --> 00:12:38,845
PEPPER JACK:
Well, yeah, we are.
363
00:12:38,888 --> 00:12:41,543
Hey. Happy birthday, baby girl.
364
00:12:41,586 --> 00:12:42,762
Now, I...
365
00:12:42,805 --> 00:12:44,285
I...
366
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:47,854
I-I know I haven't always
been there for you,
367
00:12:47,897 --> 00:12:49,812
but I want you
368
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:52,902
to know I'm always,
369
00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:55,600
always with you.
370
00:12:55,644 --> 00:12:56,601
Right here.
371
00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:58,995
In your heart.
372
00:12:59,039 --> 00:13:01,171
[crying]
373
00:13:01,215 --> 00:13:02,912
- Whoa, he's really good.
- He's good.
374
00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,827
- He's really good.
- He's the-- he's a real actor.
375
00:13:04,871 --> 00:13:06,655
- He's the real deal.
- Okay. Here comes our new villain, guys.
376
00:13:06,698 --> 00:13:08,135
Fingers crossed it works.
377
00:13:08,178 --> 00:13:09,745
[phone ringing]
378
00:13:09,789 --> 00:13:13,227
Hold that thought, son.
My shit be blowing up.
379
00:13:13,270 --> 00:13:14,663
Talk to me.
380
00:13:14,706 --> 00:13:16,447
Excuse me?
381
00:13:16,491 --> 00:13:19,537
What are you doing in this park
in my neighborhood?
382
00:13:19,581 --> 00:13:20,843
Who is this, bitch?
383
00:13:20,887 --> 00:13:23,890
It's Karen. Karen White.
384
00:13:23,933 --> 00:13:27,197
And I live in this neighborhood,
and I am sure that you do not.
385
00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:29,460
And if you don't leave right
now, I will call the police,
386
00:13:29,504 --> 00:13:31,462
and I will tell them
you attacked me.
387
00:13:31,506 --> 00:13:33,508
I just don't understand
how this is a villain.
388
00:13:33,551 --> 00:13:37,207
Well, one of the last socially
acceptable groups to villainize
389
00:13:37,251 --> 00:13:39,122
- are entitled white women.
- Mm.
390
00:13:39,166 --> 00:13:40,297
It's just, like,
making me uncomfortable.
391
00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,646
You know what I mean?
392
00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:43,300
- It's not fun, is it?
- It's no fun.
393
00:13:43,344 --> 00:13:45,215
- No. She's a cunt. She's a cunt.
- You want our movie to be fun.
394
00:13:45,259 --> 00:13:46,913
She's a little bit cunty.
It's just too real.
395
00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:48,610
Damn it, guys.
I really wanted this to work.
396
00:13:48,653 --> 00:13:50,351
I really did,
397
00:13:50,394 --> 00:13:52,222
but maybe putting up
any group of people as villains
398
00:13:52,266 --> 00:13:54,485
- these days is potentially
problematic. I don't know. - Yeah.
399
00:13:54,529 --> 00:13:58,968
Maybe-maybe villains
shouldn't be people at all, huh?
400
00:13:59,012 --> 00:14:00,578
Wait, you're
totally right. Right?
401
00:14:00,622 --> 00:14:01,971
Like wh-- Like what
if we make the villain,
402
00:14:02,015 --> 00:14:03,320
like, a big dog
or something, right?
403
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:04,626
Or a bunch of raccoons
404
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:06,193
stacked up in a trench coat?
You know? [gasps]
405
00:14:06,236 --> 00:14:08,760
Or a trench coat
full of bees flying around?
406
00:14:08,804 --> 00:14:10,545
- Like, that would scare me.
Imagine seeing that. - Bees! Bees are cool.
407
00:14:10,588 --> 00:14:11,807
- Bees are scary.
- What about,
408
00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:13,678
like, a plague?
An act of God.
409
00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,290
All the best villains
in the Bible were acts of God.
410
00:14:16,333 --> 00:14:19,510
- A tsunami.
-[overlapping agreements]
411
00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,948
Ooh, but, you know what?
Let's call it a tidal wave.
412
00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:23,688
That feels
less racially charged.
413
00:14:23,732 --> 00:14:25,429
- Yeah. Right, right.
- I don't want to say that--
414
00:14:25,473 --> 00:14:27,692
I don't want to say
that all waves are Asian.
415
00:14:27,736 --> 00:14:29,477
Yeah, you want to make sure
that waves are, you know...
416
00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:30,565
- Just neutral.
- Yeah. Not-not culturally...
417
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:32,045
[overlapping chatter,
agreement]
418
00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,089
- That's good, that's good.
- Um...
419
00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:35,178
[jazzy music playing]
420
00:14:38,616 --> 00:14:40,792
Hey, happy birthday, baby girl.
421
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:43,621
I know I haven't always
been there for you.
422
00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:46,842
But...
423
00:14:46,886 --> 00:14:49,714
I'm always with you.
424
00:14:49,758 --> 00:14:51,760
Right here,
425
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:53,849
in your heart.
426
00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:56,460
-[crying]
-[phone ringing]
427
00:14:56,504 --> 00:14:58,419
Uh, h-hold all that crying, man.
428
00:14:58,462 --> 00:14:59,855
Let me-- I-I--
My shit be blowing up.
429
00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,161
Yeah, yeah. Go on.
430
00:15:02,684 --> 00:15:06,079
Oh. It says, "Look behind you."
431
00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,951
-[dramatic music playing]
- Oh, no!
432
00:15:08,995 --> 00:15:11,998
Tidal wave!
Where'd that come from?
433
00:15:12,041 --> 00:15:14,087
Well, no country specifically.
434
00:15:14,130 --> 00:15:16,219
Just an act of God, I guess.
435
00:15:16,263 --> 00:15:18,352
No God specifically,
just the universe
436
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,180
or whatever.
437
00:15:23,574 --> 00:15:24,880
- This is a piece of shit.
-[Mac sighs] - Yeah.
438
00:15:27,143 --> 00:15:28,710
- I can't work like this.
- No. [stammers]
439
00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,320
We can't even
get past the first scene.
440
00:15:30,364 --> 00:15:32,235
Well, I don't know what
the point of making a movie is
441
00:15:32,279 --> 00:15:33,758
- if we can't even be in it.
- Yeah, or bang whores.
442
00:15:33,802 --> 00:15:35,064
All right, guys, listen.
443
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:36,892
We can still do this.
Okay, what about this?
444
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:38,633
What if Riggs and Murtaugh
445
00:15:38,676 --> 00:15:41,331
start to shoot out a path
so that the tidal wave moves
446
00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:44,856
to a field that's been
decimated by climate change.
447
00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:46,336
- That doesn't even
make any sense. - Climate change? That's so dumb.
448
00:15:46,380 --> 00:15:48,991
That sucks, man. I don't want
to watch that movie.
449
00:15:49,035 --> 00:15:49,992
Guys, I know it's not great,
all right?
450
00:15:50,036 --> 00:15:51,124
But it's the right thing to do,
451
00:15:51,167 --> 00:15:52,995
and we have to do
the right thing.
452
00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:55,780
Since when do you care
about doing the right thing?
453
00:15:55,824 --> 00:15:56,956
Guys, guys, listen, listen.
454
00:15:56,999 --> 00:15:58,261
Over the course
of the last year,
455
00:15:58,305 --> 00:16:00,568
I've learned to listen,
to not talk, to grow.
456
00:16:00,611 --> 00:16:02,439
Guys, I'm woke.
457
00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,486
Okay? Now, let me tell you
how I reached this awakening.
458
00:16:07,531 --> 00:16:09,620
I was on a date, and, as usual,
I fibbed about my age a bit
459
00:16:09,664 --> 00:16:11,666
so I could score
a younger prospect.
460
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,973
The woman was in her 20s,
and the date
461
00:16:14,016 --> 00:16:16,323
was going quite well,
or so I thought.
462
00:16:16,366 --> 00:16:19,456
It becomes just, like, so clear
463
00:16:19,500 --> 00:16:21,067
that the patriarchy
464
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,895
is-is really just
an off-shoot of privilege.
465
00:16:23,939 --> 00:16:25,723
[stammers] Uh, 100%. Yeah.
466
00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:27,551
No, I-- Yeah. Um...
467
00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,032
You know, you have
the most beautiful eyes.
468
00:16:30,076 --> 00:16:32,121
Thanks. D-- [chuckles]
469
00:16:32,165 --> 00:16:33,949
Don't you agree with what
I was just saying, though?
470
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:36,517
Abso-- Yeah. Tot-- I mean, yeah.
[stammers] Whatever.
471
00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,475
- Whatever?
- Listen, can...
472
00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:39,999
can we just keep this light,
you know?
473
00:16:40,042 --> 00:16:41,783
I'm-I'm less interested
in politics
474
00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:43,959
and more interested
in what makes you tick.
475
00:16:44,003 --> 00:16:45,700
Oh, my God.
476
00:16:45,743 --> 00:16:47,963
Oh, you're gross. God.
477
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:49,704
DENNIS:
The young generation
478
00:16:49,747 --> 00:16:51,314
on the left seemed to be
a tough nut to crack,
479
00:16:51,358 --> 00:16:53,229
so I turned my attention
480
00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,362
to the youth of the right.
481
00:16:55,405 --> 00:16:56,972
Socialists are ripping away
our freedom.
482
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,322
- Totally.
- It's a slippery slope
483
00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:01,281
until we are living
in a failed welfare state.
484
00:17:01,324 --> 00:17:03,109
Right. Hey, what do you say
we get out of here
485
00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,632
and get into our own
slippery state?
486
00:17:04,675 --> 00:17:05,502
You know what I mean, Lisa?
487
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:07,461
No.
488
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,245
I'm talking about us banging,
you conservative little minx.
489
00:17:09,289 --> 00:17:10,942
Pig.
490
00:17:10,986 --> 00:17:14,076
DENNIS:
I was learning.
491
00:17:14,120 --> 00:17:16,078
This generation
is more socially active
492
00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:18,080
on both sides
of the aisle, so...
493
00:17:18,124 --> 00:17:20,300
this time, I engaged.
494
00:17:20,343 --> 00:17:21,953
- I mean, don't you agree?
- Yes.
495
00:17:21,997 --> 00:17:24,173
We need to allow others
a chance to speak for once.
496
00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,871
Well, yes, but even
by saying, "Allow,"
497
00:17:26,915 --> 00:17:29,352
you're implying that
you have all the power.
498
00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:31,789
Uh, but I thought you were
saying I did have the power?
499
00:17:31,833 --> 00:17:32,877
Are you twisting my words?
500
00:17:32,921 --> 00:17:34,270
No. I'm just, uh...
501
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:35,837
[chuckles]
I'm just trying to understand
502
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:37,491
what the hell you're
talking about. I-I can't follow.
503
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,842
[scoffs] See? This is exactly
what old people always do.
504
00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:42,235
- Old people?
- Uh-huh.
505
00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:43,845
I'm 26.
506
00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,673
DENNIS:
But my rational thinking
507
00:17:45,716 --> 00:17:47,849
and my desire for an open
dialogue were a dead giveaway.
508
00:17:47,892 --> 00:17:49,459
It was all starting
509
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:50,808
to make sense.
510
00:17:50,852 --> 00:17:52,375
See, this generation
doesn't even understand
511
00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,073
half the shit
that they're saying.
512
00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:55,683
They aren't
more ethical than us.
513
00:17:55,726 --> 00:17:58,425
They just want
to be perceived as such.
514
00:17:58,468 --> 00:17:59,730
And who could blame them?
515
00:17:59,774 --> 00:18:00,818
I mean, they've spent
their entire adult lives
516
00:18:00,862 --> 00:18:02,864
only 280 characters away
517
00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,692
from being tweeted
into oblivion.
518
00:18:04,735 --> 00:18:06,737
Either way,
519
00:18:06,781 --> 00:18:08,261
I took a new tack...
520
00:18:08,304 --> 00:18:09,871
We need to use our privilege
521
00:18:09,914 --> 00:18:12,003
as much as we
possibly can to protect people.
522
00:18:12,047 --> 00:18:13,744
How can you not see that?
523
00:18:13,788 --> 00:18:16,225
We need to use our privilege
524
00:18:16,269 --> 00:18:19,446
to protect people
as much as we can.
525
00:18:19,489 --> 00:18:21,839
How can I not see that?
526
00:18:21,883 --> 00:18:25,234
- Because if we don't, who will?
- Because if we don't, who will?
527
00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,410
Exactly. What we need
is a revolution.
528
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,587
Exactly.
What we need is a revolution.
529
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:32,111
DENNIS:
Simply regurgitating back to them
530
00:18:32,154 --> 00:18:33,460
exactly what they're saying
to each other
531
00:18:33,503 --> 00:18:34,287
in their ridiculous
echo chambers
532
00:18:34,330 --> 00:18:35,636
is all they want.
533
00:18:35,679 --> 00:18:38,160
And then, we can get
what we want.
534
00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:40,902
ANNA:
Yes, Daddy! [moaning]
535
00:18:40,945 --> 00:18:42,512
- Daddy!
-[groaning]
536
00:18:42,556 --> 00:18:45,385
[Anna panting]
537
00:18:45,428 --> 00:18:46,951
DENNIS:
Oh, also they're riddled with insecurity
538
00:18:46,995 --> 00:18:49,563
and have serious daddy issues,
so that helps.
539
00:18:49,606 --> 00:18:52,000
Guys, we have to listen
to the young.
540
00:18:52,043 --> 00:18:54,089
Otherwise,
we are doomed to have sex
541
00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:56,396
with only old people
for the rest of our lives,
542
00:18:56,439 --> 00:18:57,788
and I won't do that.
543
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:58,963
- No.
- Right.
544
00:18:59,007 --> 00:18:59,964
Oh, my God.
545
00:19:00,008 --> 00:19:01,836
I never thought about that, man.
546
00:19:01,879 --> 00:19:03,185
So, you know what I say?
547
00:19:03,229 --> 00:19:06,971
Finger on the pulse,
finger on the puss.
548
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,799
Ew.
549
00:19:08,843 --> 00:19:10,627
- Ew.
- That's gross.
550
00:19:10,671 --> 00:19:13,413
- I see what you're saying now.
- So-so what do we do?
551
00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,502
I'll tell you exactly
what we're gonna do.
552
00:19:15,545 --> 00:19:16,459
[quietly]:
All right.
553
00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,374
Uh, hi.
554
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:19,984
- Hey, hey.
- DENNIS: Uh, Mr....
555
00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,986
Cheadle-- Uh, Donovan McNabb...
556
00:19:22,030 --> 00:19:23,597
T-Tiger Woods, Elvin--
557
00:19:23,640 --> 00:19:25,642
whatev-whatever your name is.
Um, listen,
558
00:19:25,686 --> 00:19:28,341
we have, uh, we have come
to the conclusion that, um,
559
00:19:28,384 --> 00:19:31,648
you and only you
have the knowledge,
560
00:19:31,692 --> 00:19:35,348
the experience and the-the
authenticity to tell this story.
561
00:19:35,391 --> 00:19:37,611
So, we are gonna do the right
thing. We're gonna, we're gonna
562
00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,090
do the woke thing,
563
00:19:39,134 --> 00:19:41,745
and hand complete
creative control
564
00:19:41,789 --> 00:19:43,617
over to you...
565
00:19:49,492 --> 00:19:50,972
I feel like you were
gonna say something else?
566
00:19:51,015 --> 00:19:53,453
- Well...
- I think he was waiting for the applause.
567
00:19:53,496 --> 00:19:54,845
Well... [chuckles]
568
00:19:54,889 --> 00:19:57,587
Oh. Okay? Uh...
569
00:19:57,631 --> 00:19:59,459
- Oh, yeah! Yay!
- Sure, sure.
570
00:19:59,502 --> 00:20:00,982
If you must.
571
00:20:01,025 --> 00:20:02,549
It's nice when it happens,
isn't it?
572
00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:03,680
- Feels nice.
- Sure. Nice when it happens naturally.
573
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:04,768
When it happens naturally,
I like it.
574
00:20:04,812 --> 00:20:06,161
Yeah, um, listen, the point is,
575
00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,598
we want you to know
that we are allies.
576
00:20:08,642 --> 00:20:10,252
Great.
577
00:20:10,296 --> 00:20:11,514
- Okay?
- We are allies.
578
00:20:11,558 --> 00:20:13,124
- MAC: We are your allies.
- Up top. - Allies!
579
00:20:13,168 --> 00:20:14,735
- Yes, yes, yes.
-[whooping]
580
00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:16,345
- We're on your side.
-[dramatic music plays]
581
00:20:16,389 --> 00:20:18,652
GEOFFREY:
But were they?
582
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:20,915
Lethal Weapon 7 was destined
to be an inferno
583
00:20:20,958 --> 00:20:23,396
of quasi-wokeness and, uh,
584
00:20:23,439 --> 00:20:25,049
good old-fashioned racism.
585
00:20:25,093 --> 00:20:26,573
[chuckles] Out of the, uh,
586
00:20:26,616 --> 00:20:29,750
smoldering ashes, however,
I pieced together
587
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,404
a cautionary tale.
588
00:20:31,447 --> 00:20:34,972
An exploration, not of what
is gained by learning,
589
00:20:35,016 --> 00:20:37,018
but of what is lost
590
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,760
by staying ignorant.
591
00:20:39,803 --> 00:20:41,631
[explosion]
592
00:20:41,675 --> 00:20:43,459
[audience applauding, cheering]
593
00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:51,641
Thank you.
Thank you so much. Wow.
594
00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:54,035
Oh, my God.
This is so humiliating.
595
00:20:54,078 --> 00:20:56,603
Where does he get off
telling our story
596
00:20:56,646 --> 00:20:58,518
without even
including us at all?
597
00:20:58,561 --> 00:20:59,823
And he made us look
like assholes.
598
00:20:59,867 --> 00:21:00,955
I feel used.
599
00:21:00,998 --> 00:21:02,304
I feel misunderstood.
600
00:21:02,348 --> 00:21:04,001
What does he know
about our experience?
601
00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:06,003
Yeah. I'll tell you, there's
only one thing left to do.
602
00:21:06,047 --> 00:21:07,004
Make Lethal Weapon 8?
603
00:21:07,048 --> 00:21:08,049
- Yup.
- Yeah, right?
604
00:21:08,092 --> 00:21:09,442
[overlapping chatter, agreement]
605
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:10,878
Yes. Yes!
606
00:21:10,921 --> 00:21:12,140
- I'll play Murtaugh.
- Goddamn it, Mac.
607
00:21:12,183 --> 00:21:13,663
- I-I'll play Murtaugh.
- No! No, no, no, no.
608
00:21:13,707 --> 00:21:14,751
- Did you not watch the...
- I'll do it good.
609
00:21:14,795 --> 00:21:16,840
♪
610
00:21:50,874 --> 00:21:53,312
[trio chanting backwards]
611
00:22:01,755 --> 00:22:02,843
Luck of the Irish.
612
00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:03,931
[CHARLIE SCREAMING]
No!
613
00:22:03,974 --> 00:22:05,019
DEE: Luck of the Irish.
614
00:22:05,062 --> 00:22:06,760
[FRANK GURGLES]
DEE: Ha!
615
00:22:06,803 --> 00:22:10,154
Mama's about to get herself
a little luck of the Irish. [CHUCKLES]
616
00:22:10,198 --> 00:22:12,200
NARRATOR: It's Always Sunny
in Philadelphia.
617
00:22:12,243 --> 00:22:15,246
All new.
Wednesdays at 10:00 on FXX.
618
00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,945
COLIN ROBINSON:
Everything you want to know about vampires,
619
00:22:17,988 --> 00:22:19,120
it's right here.[HISSING]
620
00:22:20,556 --> 00:22:22,384
- I'm in love.
- LASZLO: She's half-chicken
621
00:22:22,428 --> 00:22:23,516
[CLUCKING]
Nobody's perfect
622
00:22:24,647 --> 00:22:26,083
LASZLO: Bat!
623
00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:27,302
MAN: Cash or card?
624
00:22:27,346 --> 00:22:29,522
I will not be paying
- for anything. - Got it.
625
00:22:30,914 --> 00:22:33,874
NANDOR: They have wellness
vampires now.
626
00:22:33,917 --> 00:22:35,397
[80's MUSIC PLAYING]
Stretch those hammies!
627
00:22:35,441 --> 00:22:37,181
Feel the burn!
628
00:22:37,965 --> 00:22:39,619
She has changed my life.
629
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:41,360
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
630
00:22:46,408 --> 00:22:48,192
No one has seen
a stolen food truck, would ya?
631
00:22:48,236 --> 00:22:50,325
Um... no.
632
00:22:50,369 --> 00:22:52,283
Someone stole a truck.
Broad daylight.
633
00:22:52,327 --> 00:22:53,720
- MAN: Put your seatbelt on.
- Seatbelt?
634
00:22:53,763 --> 00:22:56,244
Put your seatbelt on
- or we're not leaving. - Jeez!
635
00:22:56,287 --> 00:22:58,072
MAN: Your good thieves.
Best in town.
636
00:22:58,115 --> 00:22:59,160
Thank you.
637
00:22:59,203 --> 00:23:00,335
It is a small town.
638
00:23:01,554 --> 00:23:04,426
It is hard to be a warrior
with dignity.
639
00:23:04,470 --> 00:23:06,428
[SCREAMS] [COUGHS]
640
00:23:06,478 --> 00:23:11,028
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