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I can't believe it.
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It's as though
every living thing
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had suddenly disappeared
from this forest.
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I haven't seen a bird
in three days. Not one.
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Artie, look.
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Dead.
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All the berries
are dead.
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Well, everything else seems
to be perfectly all right.
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Why only the fruit-bearing
plants?
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It's as though anything
that could sustain life
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in this forest
is suddenly dead.
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Well, maybe the Indians
in Bright Star know something.
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So welcome to Sherwood Forest,
our naughty varlets.
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Merry men, huh?
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Hate to think what they look
like when they're not merry.
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Squab, gentlemen?
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Or would you rather eat crow?
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Well,
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if it isn't our old friend
Dr. Miguelito Loveless.
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Ph.D.
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Well, my sweet chuck,
my bully blade,
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what brings you
to Sherwood Forest?
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Robin Hood bids you
welcome hith-
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Don't show any interest.
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You know he'll tell us
everything.
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He can't stand
being ignored.
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You're right.
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Prithee, Robin,
take heed of thy hay fever.
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Prithee,
blow thy nose.
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Thank you,
fair Maid Marian.
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Well, old sly boots,
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what perilous dragon
must be slain this time?
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Well, now, don't try to pretend
you're not interested.
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I can tell you're dying
of curiosity.
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Well, I'll tell you.
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Fifteen miles from here,
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there's an Indian village,
the village of Bright Star.
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Now, not long ago,
a famine befell them,
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and the Indians starved.
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I suppose you're here
to tell us you did it.
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I?
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Bring such a miracle to pass?
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Oh, I think you
flatter me too much.
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And besides, why would
I want to do such a thing
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to those poor Indians?
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I demand an answer.
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Why would I want to reduce them
to such cruel poverty?
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Because I love them,
that's why!
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Because I want them to realize
who their true benefactor is:
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me!
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Dr. Miguelito Loveless,
alias, Robin Hood.
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Hyah!
Hyah!
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Robin?
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Robin,
art thou all right?
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I am fine.
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But thou hast
let them go.
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You don't understand, my dear.
I meant to from the very start.
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Don't you see? West is so proud
of his ability to escape,
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and I wanted to teach his pride
a little lesson.
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Varlet, tell Maid Marian
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what's going to happen
to West and his friend
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when they reach Bright Star.
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Ah- Ah-
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I thought you said
they'd be friendly.
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We'll find out
right away.
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That must be the chief.
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No, that's his wife.
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She fights at his side
in every battle.
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She looks it.
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Who are you?
Why have you come?
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Uh, my name is James West,
and this is Artemus Gordon.
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How...
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do you do?
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Uh, we've come a long way
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to talk to you
and your warriors,
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all the way
from Washington, D.C.
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From Washington?
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Yes.
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Is it about the famine
you have come?
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Yes.
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Go away.
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We've come to help you.
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Help?
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If we had any more
of your government's help,
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we would all starve.
Go away.
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Well, can't we talk
to you first?
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A warrior who loves
his people
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will not have
a deaf ear to reason.
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All right, but I know
who my friends are.
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But you may speak.
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Food from the lord
of the forest!
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Sand.
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You have brought us sand
instead of food. Why?
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My master,
the lord of the forest,
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is very angry with you.
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Now he has always treated you
with loving kindness.
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In your need,
he brought you food
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from his secret sanctuaries.
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In return, you have repaid
this kindness with disloyalty.
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There are among you
two strangers
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who would kill him
because they hate him.
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Are you loyal to my master?
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Yes.
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Then prove it.
Kill them.
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Even an animal kills
for food.
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Stop!
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Take him prisoner.
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The other one, he got away?
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Send two of your best trackers
to find Mr. Gordon.
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Meanwhile,
the lord of the forest
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is delighted
that you have this one.
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But he doesn't want you
to kill him so quickly.
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Use some exquisite
Indian torture that takes time.
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He despises haste.
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It offends
his contemplative nature.
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Ta-ta, Mr. West.
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Tie him there.
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Ugh. Sorry, I slipped.
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Your death will be
your own fault for coming here.
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I came as a friend
because of the famine.
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Our government sent help,
and you refused it.
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Help?
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You call this help?
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Seeds to plant,
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hoes and rakes
and paper books.
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"Ten Easy Steps
for Better Corn."
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"The Proper Care
of Rutabaga."
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You call that help?
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We sent food too,
and you sent it back.
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Cans of meat that
were bad to the taste.
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Cans that were spoiled
and burst in the sun.
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No, that was not help.
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But the lord of the forest
sent his little warrior to us.
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And he brought venison
and quail, salmon and trout,
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and ale that was nut-brown
to the taste.
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And for all of this,
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all he asked was loyalty
from our people.
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We sent you seeds and tools
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so your people
could help themselves.
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Look at your village.
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Your tepees are decayed.
No one works.
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He promised us the good life,
where no man needs work again.
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The little warrior
is not your friend.
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Believe me, I know him.
He's evil.
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The lord of the forest
is good.
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He would not have
an evil warrior for a servant.
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I will go to my people,
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and we will pray to our gods
to banish your spirit
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from our village
after you are dead.
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The thong is wet.
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As it dries,
it will pull the trigger.
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It will not take long.
It is a warm day.
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I absolutely refuse.
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Nobody can make me do
what I don't want to.
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First it's hay fever,
and now it's a terrible cold.
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Well, it serves you right,
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traipsing around in the woods
in the twilight dew.
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Well, I was practicing
my stalking.
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Well, I want you to eat
your supper.
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Oh, I hate venison.
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Oh, now.
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Mm, besides,
it's not this accursed cold.
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It's that silly chief
in Bright Star.
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He still hasn't killed West.
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Why does he have to go through
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all that silly superstitious
nonsense first?
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Well, maybe
you've misjudged him.
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I? Misjudge people?
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That's unthinkable.
I know human nature.
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Yes, Miguelito.
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All you have to do
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is keep giving people something
they want badly enough.
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Give it to them
for nothing
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and you reduce them
to passive obedient children.
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Shh.
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You can make them do anything
you want to,
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anything in the world.
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They become so dependent
on you.
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Yes, Miguelito.
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I can have them
eating out of my hand.
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Of course, Miguelito.
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Hmm.
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I'll probably
have to do it myself.
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Those Indians dawdle so.
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Yes, Miguelito.
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Why don't you do it after
you finish your nice venison?
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Sorry to disturb
your meditations, Mr. West.
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What are you doing
sneaking around here?
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Sneaking? Not at all.
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I just wanted to make sure
my friends the Indians
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didn't disturb
our last moments together.
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I wanted it to be
just the two of us.
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Aren't they the devilish lot,
though?
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You just couldn't stay away,
could you?
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Oh, no.
That would be rude,
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not to say goodbye
to an old friend.
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And you know
how I abhor rudeness.
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Sorry, Mr. West.
I have a terrible cold,
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and I should never
forgive myself
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if you caught it from me.
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Thanks.
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Go ahead and gloat.
That's why you came, isn't it?
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Oh, not at all.
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I just thought
you might be interested
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to see how I ended
all life in this forest.
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I did it with this.
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It kills all insects.
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And without insects,
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fruit-bearing trees
cannot pollinate.
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There can be no fruit.
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Don't worry, Mr. West.
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At the moment, the solution
isn't strong enough,
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but add just a little bit more
of my secret formula,
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and "whoo."
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A film forms on water,
and all the fish die.
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A bit more
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and birds fly,
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only to die
in a feathered falling.
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Just a little bit stronger,
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the largest elk feels faint,
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flees,
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and fading, dies.
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And finally,
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if needs I must,
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add just a little bit more
of my secret formula:
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man.
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And children too?
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Children who cry out
in the night
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from the hunger you've caused?
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What can children know
of crying in the night?
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What could children know
of a whole lifetime of crying?
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You know, Mr. West,
in a way, you're lucky.
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In a very few minutes,
you will be beyond all the pain,
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all the crying.
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Well, what can one say
at a time like this, Mr. West?
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Au revoir.
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No.
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Just goodbye.
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Once and forever,
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goodbye, Mr. West.
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Hi, Jim.
Artie.
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Stop!
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Move back.
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I don't wanna hurt anybody.
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Chief, you're leaving with us,
and no one else is to follow.
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The rest of you
turn around.
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Do put down that silly knife,
Mr. West.
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Now, really,
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sometimes you can be
quite exasperating.
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What are you doing here?
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I want a powwow.
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I have no time for that.
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Not with you.
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With the lord of the forest.
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Tie those two.
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Ow. Ooh. Ooch.
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Ooh, darn these
pine needles.
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Why can't a forest
be decently carpeted?
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They want a powwow, do they?
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I'll give 'em powwow.
Get the ladder.
261
00:25:31,045 --> 00:25:32,779
Why do they have
to bother me now?
262
00:25:32,781 --> 00:25:34,981
I distinctly told them
"Don't call us, we'll call you."
263
00:25:34,983 --> 00:25:36,182
Put it down, quick.
Hurry.
264
00:25:43,324 --> 00:25:44,858
Ah. Okay, hold that.
265
00:25:44,860 --> 00:25:46,526
Be careful.
266
00:25:57,304 --> 00:25:59,673
Jim,
267
00:25:59,675 --> 00:26:02,376
counting all the tribes
of the forest,
268
00:26:02,378 --> 00:26:04,678
how many "friends"
do you suppose
269
00:26:04,680 --> 00:26:06,012
that gives Dr. Loveless?
270
00:26:07,548 --> 00:26:08,948
Around 10,000.
271
00:26:08,950 --> 00:26:09,883
Right.
272
00:26:11,151 --> 00:26:13,520
That's quite an army.
273
00:26:19,460 --> 00:26:21,895
I'm ready.
Put the back plate on.
274
00:26:27,635 --> 00:26:29,235
Miguelito,
are you all right?
275
00:26:29,237 --> 00:26:31,671
I'm fine.
Go see what they're doing.
276
00:26:44,084 --> 00:26:45,385
They're coming.
277
00:27:11,111 --> 00:27:15,381
What urgent matter brings
you all into my awful presence?
278
00:27:15,383 --> 00:27:19,185
You have said that you can
rebuild our country for us,
279
00:27:19,187 --> 00:27:20,887
build a new land.
280
00:27:20,889 --> 00:27:23,189
Do you doubt my word?
281
00:27:23,191 --> 00:27:25,492
It is a vast country.
282
00:27:25,494 --> 00:27:27,794
The paleface has many
towns and cities,
283
00:27:27,796 --> 00:27:30,229
and a vast army.
284
00:27:30,231 --> 00:27:32,131
How are they to be
defeated?
285
00:27:32,133 --> 00:27:34,668
Never fear.
We shall win.
286
00:27:34,670 --> 00:27:35,936
But how?
287
00:27:35,938 --> 00:27:39,372
My best young braves
said they will fight beside you
288
00:27:39,374 --> 00:27:42,141
only if you answer
that question.
289
00:27:42,143 --> 00:27:43,877
Order them to.
290
00:27:43,879 --> 00:27:46,312
I am an old man.
291
00:27:46,314 --> 00:27:48,815
They are young and strong.
292
00:27:48,817 --> 00:27:50,817
Well, tell them
that if they do not fight,
293
00:27:50,819 --> 00:27:53,887
my brave and magnificent
warrior, Robin of the wood,
294
00:27:53,889 --> 00:27:55,755
will stop bringing food.
295
00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,891
You will all starve again.
296
00:27:57,893 --> 00:27:59,759
I have told them that,
297
00:27:59,761 --> 00:28:02,095
but they say they
will leave the forest
298
00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:04,764
and move to other
hunting grounds.
299
00:28:04,766 --> 00:28:08,468
Very well. I shall send
my brave and magnificent
300
00:28:08,470 --> 00:28:10,470
Robin of the wood
to show you.
301
00:28:10,472 --> 00:28:12,372
That little man?
302
00:28:12,374 --> 00:28:15,274
I hate
being spoken to by him.
303
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:19,078
Sometimes he acts as though
he were a great warrior.
304
00:28:19,080 --> 00:28:20,780
He does not know
his place.
305
00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:22,716
He is a genius.
306
00:28:22,718 --> 00:28:25,218
He wants you to have
your homeland back.
307
00:28:25,220 --> 00:28:27,353
He wants you to live hereafter
in a perfect world,
308
00:28:27,355 --> 00:28:29,489
where there will
be no work or woe.
309
00:28:29,491 --> 00:28:31,825
He is a saint.
310
00:28:31,827 --> 00:28:33,593
Go now.
311
00:28:33,595 --> 00:28:35,328
He will come to you.
312
00:28:35,330 --> 00:28:38,899
He will show you
how we shall regain our country.
313
00:28:40,100 --> 00:28:41,735
Come.
314
00:28:52,647 --> 00:28:53,947
Get the ladder.
315
00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:04,457
That old fool.
Who does he think he is, anyway?
316
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:05,792
"Little man," indeed.
317
00:29:05,794 --> 00:29:07,761
You'll have to go out
the back way.
318
00:29:07,763 --> 00:29:10,830
Stop treating me like a servant
and get that back plate off.
319
00:29:18,338 --> 00:29:20,373
Whatever that powwow
was about,
320
00:29:20,375 --> 00:29:22,709
I don't think
it turned out too well.
321
00:29:22,711 --> 00:29:24,945
They look sore.
322
00:29:24,947 --> 00:29:27,380
Maybe Loveless cut off
their food supply.
323
00:29:28,616 --> 00:29:31,017
Hmm.
324
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,152
How long do you think it'll be
before Loveless
325
00:29:33,154 --> 00:29:36,122
turns his twisted
little mind to us?
326
00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:38,191
Right now, Mr. Gordon.
327
00:29:41,095 --> 00:29:42,696
In fact,
328
00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:46,299
you and Mr. West are never
out of my mind.
329
00:29:47,735 --> 00:29:49,669
Untie them.
330
00:30:00,380 --> 00:30:02,649
My master bids me show you
331
00:30:02,651 --> 00:30:04,951
how we shall kill
the evil palefaces.
332
00:30:06,854 --> 00:30:09,756
The great chief
will remain silent.
333
00:30:09,758 --> 00:30:12,892
He says an eagle
will not speak with a mole.
334
00:30:18,165 --> 00:30:20,033
Blindfold them
and bring them.
335
00:30:20,035 --> 00:30:22,535
Why them?
336
00:30:22,537 --> 00:30:26,139
I am to show you how
to kill palefaces, am I not?
337
00:30:26,141 --> 00:30:27,073
Come with me.
338
00:31:12,787 --> 00:31:15,955
Oh, don't stop, dear.
You play so beautifully.
339
00:31:20,494 --> 00:31:22,729
Uh, seat the gentlemen here,
please.
340
00:31:30,237 --> 00:31:32,605
Hmm. Uh, remove
the blindfolds.
341
00:31:38,914 --> 00:31:41,314
Mr. West, Mr. Gordon,
342
00:31:41,316 --> 00:31:43,717
welcome to my humble abode.
343
00:31:51,058 --> 00:31:52,458
Now,
344
00:31:52,460 --> 00:31:56,395
here we have a town
of palefaces,
345
00:31:56,397 --> 00:31:59,065
but let us suppose
that this town
346
00:31:59,067 --> 00:32:01,000
is Washington, D.C.
347
00:32:01,002 --> 00:32:03,803
Will that do, gentlemen,
Washington, D.C.?
348
00:32:03,805 --> 00:32:06,840
Very well.
349
00:32:06,842 --> 00:32:09,542
This is President Grant,
there the vice president.
350
00:32:09,544 --> 00:32:12,311
Over there, there,
and over there,
351
00:32:12,313 --> 00:32:13,546
cabinet officers.
352
00:32:13,548 --> 00:32:14,781
There's some senators-
353
00:32:14,783 --> 00:32:15,949
Be brief.
354
00:32:15,951 --> 00:32:17,416
Yes, yes.
355
00:32:17,418 --> 00:32:19,219
Heh-heh.
Brevity, the soul of wit.
356
00:32:19,221 --> 00:32:21,054
Wit, joy, gaiety.
357
00:32:21,056 --> 00:32:23,389
Gaiety, fun.
358
00:32:23,391 --> 00:32:25,358
A balloon.
359
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:27,761
A balloon filled
with hydrogen.
360
00:32:27,763 --> 00:32:30,563
But a balloon
must have a cargo,
361
00:32:30,565 --> 00:32:32,866
a precious cargo
of green powder,
362
00:32:32,868 --> 00:32:34,768
powder of my invention.
363
00:32:34,770 --> 00:32:36,870
But don't be alarmed.
364
00:32:36,872 --> 00:32:40,673
This has been reduced
ten thousandfold in strength.
365
00:32:59,026 --> 00:33:02,428
Ah, the simple pleasures
of boyhood.
366
00:33:11,939 --> 00:33:13,706
And there, gentlemen-
367
00:33:13,708 --> 00:33:15,708
There goes Washington, D.C.
368
00:33:16,878 --> 00:33:20,180
Or Boston or New York
or San Francisco.
369
00:33:20,182 --> 00:33:24,284
Anywhere, everywhere
the winds carry my balloons,
370
00:33:24,286 --> 00:33:27,086
and I shall send thousands
of them,
371
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,222
tens and hundreds
of thousands,
372
00:33:29,224 --> 00:33:31,991
and the powder will be
at full strength.
373
00:33:31,993 --> 00:33:35,028
And then we shall move in
to sack, to loot,
374
00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:36,963
to rebuild our cities,
375
00:33:36,965 --> 00:33:39,365
for there will be
no palefaces left anywhere.
376
00:33:39,367 --> 00:33:40,733
And you tell your warriors
377
00:33:40,735 --> 00:33:42,268
that is how
we're going to do it.
378
00:33:47,242 --> 00:33:50,710
This is only make-believe,
isn't it? Heh-heh.
379
00:33:50,712 --> 00:33:53,612
There was no real city there,
no real people, huh?
380
00:33:53,614 --> 00:33:56,049
Nothing was real.
381
00:33:56,051 --> 00:33:58,051
But...
382
00:34:00,354 --> 00:34:02,956
Mr. West is real.
383
00:34:10,197 --> 00:34:12,899
Now I will show you
384
00:34:12,901 --> 00:34:15,634
what this does
to a real man.
385
00:34:15,636 --> 00:34:17,803
Is the lord of the forest weak,
386
00:34:17,805 --> 00:34:20,106
that he has such a little man
do his killing for him?
387
00:34:20,108 --> 00:34:23,476
Go ahead and grovel, Mr. West.
It will get you nowhere.
388
00:34:23,478 --> 00:34:25,111
If he's such
a great warrior,
389
00:34:25,113 --> 00:34:27,213
why doesn't he prove
his strength?
390
00:34:27,215 --> 00:34:29,883
Nowhere. Nowhere, Mr. West.
391
00:34:29,885 --> 00:34:31,650
Then he must be a coward.
392
00:34:31,652 --> 00:34:33,652
I challenge him
to a duel.
393
00:34:33,654 --> 00:34:36,890
You won't be around, Mr. West.
394
00:34:36,892 --> 00:34:38,224
Stop.
395
00:34:44,198 --> 00:34:47,066
He is right.
Let there be a duel.
396
00:34:48,302 --> 00:34:51,004
Believe me,
this is more merciful.
397
00:34:51,006 --> 00:34:54,473
Stop talking back to me,
you funny little man.
398
00:34:54,475 --> 00:34:57,676
Tell your master
there will be a duel.
399
00:34:57,678 --> 00:35:00,380
Very well.
400
00:35:00,382 --> 00:35:01,814
With maces.
401
00:35:01,816 --> 00:35:05,584
We know that the great
lord of the forest
402
00:35:05,586 --> 00:35:07,387
is a mighty warrior.
403
00:35:07,389 --> 00:35:08,754
When he wins,
404
00:35:08,756 --> 00:35:11,090
we shall fight by his side
405
00:35:11,092 --> 00:35:15,528
and give him our loyalty
the remainder of our lives.
406
00:35:15,530 --> 00:35:18,231
But if he loses-
407
00:35:18,233 --> 00:35:19,933
Impossible!
408
00:35:19,935 --> 00:35:22,001
Gods do not lose.
409
00:35:22,003 --> 00:35:25,238
Shut your mouth,
little man.
410
00:35:25,240 --> 00:35:27,640
If the impossible happens,
411
00:35:27,642 --> 00:35:29,775
and he should lose,
412
00:35:29,777 --> 00:35:33,112
then we shall give
our loyalty
413
00:35:33,114 --> 00:35:35,681
to this warrior.
414
00:35:35,683 --> 00:35:38,117
Now let us prepare
to fight.
415
00:35:50,765 --> 00:35:53,266
You ever fought
with a mace before?
416
00:35:53,268 --> 00:35:56,836
Fought with one?
I've never even seen one.
417
00:36:01,541 --> 00:36:04,043
Well, there's always
beginner's luck.
418
00:36:45,086 --> 00:36:46,719
Jim.
419
00:36:48,088 --> 00:36:50,356
Look, I know this, uh,
420
00:36:50,358 --> 00:36:52,858
may sound ridiculous,
421
00:36:52,860 --> 00:36:56,262
but what if Loveless
were the knight?
422
00:36:58,632 --> 00:37:01,200
A mechanical man
with Loveless inside.
423
00:37:01,202 --> 00:37:02,335
Yeah.
424
00:37:03,603 --> 00:37:05,505
Ah.
425
00:37:05,507 --> 00:37:07,440
He moves too naturally.
426
00:37:07,442 --> 00:37:10,176
There isn't even a whisper
of machinery working.
427
00:37:10,178 --> 00:37:11,977
But remember, Artie,
428
00:37:11,979 --> 00:37:15,181
Loveless is
a scientific genius.
429
00:37:15,183 --> 00:37:17,283
Yeah, but yesterday when
he rode into Bright Star,
430
00:37:17,285 --> 00:37:19,018
the knight rode
right with him.
431
00:37:19,020 --> 00:37:21,287
At a safe distance.
432
00:37:21,289 --> 00:37:23,489
An empty knight
on a horse.
433
00:37:25,259 --> 00:37:27,427
That might be
434
00:37:27,429 --> 00:37:29,062
just a suit of armor.
435
00:37:30,730 --> 00:37:33,366
Why would he do it?
436
00:37:33,368 --> 00:37:36,001
Well, you know Loveless.
437
00:37:36,003 --> 00:37:37,736
To gain their respect.
438
00:37:38,805 --> 00:37:41,040
Unless he were a heroic knight,
439
00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:45,178
he wouldn't stand a chance
of getting his respect.
440
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,914
Yeah, but we can
tell the chiefs, Jim.
441
00:37:48,916 --> 00:37:51,184
You don't have to go through
with this duel.
442
00:37:51,186 --> 00:37:54,687
When he comes out,
we just expose him.
443
00:37:54,689 --> 00:37:57,557
Artie, it's not just
a question of exposing them.
444
00:37:57,559 --> 00:38:00,493
We have to win them back
to our side,
445
00:38:00,495 --> 00:38:04,097
and they respect a fighter.
446
00:38:05,765 --> 00:38:07,567
You're right.
You're right.
447
00:38:09,203 --> 00:38:11,003
Just watch your step,
that's all.
448
00:38:12,539 --> 00:38:13,706
If I know Loveless,
449
00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,609
he's sure to try
to pull something.
450
00:38:39,866 --> 00:38:44,437
And I have a surprise
for our friend Mr. West.
451
00:38:54,515 --> 00:38:56,649
My explosive.
452
00:38:56,651 --> 00:38:58,784
Just enough,
453
00:38:58,786 --> 00:39:02,355
not a jot or tittle more,
454
00:39:02,357 --> 00:39:05,024
but just enough,
455
00:39:06,593 --> 00:39:09,128
so that when this mace
hits him,
456
00:39:09,130 --> 00:39:10,763
it will explode.
457
00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:13,299
And I, in my magic armor,
458
00:39:13,301 --> 00:39:15,034
shall be unscathed.
459
00:39:16,303 --> 00:39:18,070
Ah. Done.
460
00:39:18,072 --> 00:39:19,572
Whoo-hoo!
461
00:39:19,574 --> 00:39:21,440
Bring me the silken pillow.
462
00:39:35,255 --> 00:39:37,790
But first we have
a little fun. Hm.
463
00:39:37,792 --> 00:39:41,060
Some suspense,
a touch of pepper to the soup.
464
00:39:41,062 --> 00:39:44,163
We give that mace
to Mr. West.
465
00:39:44,165 --> 00:39:45,798
Miguelito, it-
Nah, nah, nah.
466
00:39:45,800 --> 00:39:47,600
Don't worry, my dear.
467
00:39:47,602 --> 00:39:50,135
I know what I'm doing.
468
00:40:06,320 --> 00:40:07,753
Ready?
469
00:40:23,737 --> 00:40:25,338
Here they are.
470
00:41:07,914 --> 00:41:09,081
Mr. West,
471
00:41:09,083 --> 00:41:12,050
so that the contest
will not be one-sided,
472
00:41:12,052 --> 00:41:14,754
I will let you use
my favorite mace.
473
00:41:14,756 --> 00:41:18,123
It was given to me
by my mother.
474
00:41:18,125 --> 00:41:20,058
It is beautifully balanced.
475
00:41:24,731 --> 00:41:27,366
My compliments
to your mother,
476
00:41:27,368 --> 00:41:30,035
but I prefer that one.
477
00:41:42,215 --> 00:41:43,215
Look out!
478
00:41:45,652 --> 00:41:47,520
Jim,
479
00:41:47,522 --> 00:41:49,622
they've got explosives
in that thing.
480
00:41:51,858 --> 00:41:53,091
Mr. West,
481
00:41:55,329 --> 00:41:56,762
are you ready?
482
00:41:58,164 --> 00:41:59,432
Yeah, I'm ready.
483
00:42:01,568 --> 00:42:03,168
Good luck.
484
00:42:34,468 --> 00:42:35,468
Aagh!
485
00:42:40,507 --> 00:42:43,208
Artie!
486
00:42:43,210 --> 00:42:46,545
Attack them. They are warriors
of a false god!
487
00:43:04,564 --> 00:43:06,799
Miguelito, quickly.
488
00:43:21,381 --> 00:43:23,282
They disappeared
in here somewhere.
489
00:43:30,490 --> 00:43:32,825
Quickly now, a balloon.
A balloon.
490
00:43:39,599 --> 00:43:43,201
Now, this is full strength.
491
00:43:45,873 --> 00:43:49,308
Just one of these is enough
to send the whole forest
492
00:43:49,310 --> 00:43:50,543
up in flames.
493
00:43:50,545 --> 00:43:53,712
I'll show West
and those Indians.
494
00:43:58,618 --> 00:44:00,486
Wait till they see this.
495
00:44:38,725 --> 00:44:40,092
"Boom."
496
00:44:45,932 --> 00:44:46,966
Artie.
497
00:44:49,002 --> 00:44:51,537
it's one of his balloons
with the green powder.
498
00:45:07,254 --> 00:45:08,654
Hurry, hurry.
499
00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:15,060
I'm afraid. Miguelito.
500
00:45:15,062 --> 00:45:16,629
Quickly, into the log.
501
00:45:16,631 --> 00:45:19,164
Into the log.
Quickly. Quickly!
502
00:45:19,166 --> 00:45:20,666
The fire!
503
00:45:20,668 --> 00:45:22,434
Hurry.
Help!
504
00:45:59,405 --> 00:46:01,006
Hi, Jim.
505
00:46:02,910 --> 00:46:04,577
Find anything?
506
00:46:04,579 --> 00:46:06,144
Not a sign.
507
00:46:08,514 --> 00:46:10,849
Whatever you do,
don't sit on that log.
508
00:46:11,851 --> 00:46:13,251
You find anything?
509
00:46:13,253 --> 00:46:14,753
Just his hunting horn.
510
00:46:16,289 --> 00:46:19,792
Hunted everywhere for them.
There's no sign at all.
511
00:46:19,794 --> 00:46:21,627
Searched for hours.
512
00:46:22,629 --> 00:46:24,329
Maybe they got away, huh?
513
00:46:24,331 --> 00:46:25,564
Not a chance.
514
00:46:27,366 --> 00:46:29,802
Well, they certainly were here.
515
00:46:29,804 --> 00:46:31,804
Yeah, they tried
to escape
516
00:46:31,806 --> 00:46:34,640
out there in the worst part
of the fire.
517
00:46:34,642 --> 00:46:36,241
Come on, Artie.
518
00:47:25,224 --> 00:47:26,692
All right.
519
00:47:28,161 --> 00:47:29,995
All right, how'd you do it?
How did you do it?
520
00:47:29,997 --> 00:47:31,664
What was it you did?
Let me show you, Artie.
521
00:47:31,666 --> 00:47:32,865
Here.
Yeah.
522
00:47:32,867 --> 00:47:34,232
It's an outward strike.
523
00:47:34,234 --> 00:47:36,168
Yeah?
524
00:47:36,170 --> 00:47:37,402
Elbow to the rib cage.
525
00:47:37,404 --> 00:47:38,671
Right.
526
00:47:38,673 --> 00:47:39,805
Double hammer.
527
00:47:39,807 --> 00:47:40,806
Right.
528
00:47:40,808 --> 00:47:42,407
Back into position, kick.
529
00:47:44,045 --> 00:47:45,911
You did it again.
530
00:47:45,913 --> 00:47:47,212
All right.
531
00:47:47,214 --> 00:47:50,049
All right, now let me
do it with you.
532
00:47:50,051 --> 00:47:51,717
It's a block. Ugh!
533
00:47:51,719 --> 00:47:53,251
You've got to watch
this elbow.
534
00:47:53,253 --> 00:47:55,420
Very funny.
The block was perfect, Artie.
535
00:47:55,422 --> 00:47:57,522
Yes, of course.
536
00:47:57,524 --> 00:47:58,924
It's a-
537
00:47:58,926 --> 00:48:00,993
It's a block.
538
00:48:00,995 --> 00:48:02,260
Artie.
Yeah?
539
00:48:02,262 --> 00:48:03,696
Why are we stopping?
540
00:48:03,698 --> 00:48:06,098
Oh, I forgot to tell you.
I got a telegram.
541
00:48:06,100 --> 00:48:08,366
We got to pick up
a package at the station.
542
00:48:12,538 --> 00:48:15,340
Oh, yes.
We were expecting that.
543
00:48:16,609 --> 00:48:17,676
Thank you.
544
00:48:27,320 --> 00:48:30,388
Oh, you think it's funny?
Let's see you open it.
545
00:48:30,390 --> 00:48:32,390
All right, Artie.
546
00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:49,208
I opened it.
547
00:48:50,911 --> 00:48:52,211
Hey.
548
00:48:53,646 --> 00:48:56,348
"From your unknown admirer."
How about that, Artie?
549
00:48:56,350 --> 00:48:58,383
Well, that's the price
of fame, Jim.
550
00:48:58,385 --> 00:49:00,418
We got to be sure to-
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