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-Wow!
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Returning champs
Dolores Huerta High School
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are crushing this!
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That's Gabby Lewis.
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The heart and soul
of this team.
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She's got a bright future,
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heading off to NYU
on a dance scholarship.
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She choreographed this routine
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with Justin Calgrove.
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-- Whoo!
-- Wow!
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We're expecting big things
from these two.
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T-
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I love you.
You were everything.
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I love you too. You were fire.
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You were the sun.
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You were Super Bowl Beyoncé.
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How does she not know he's gay?
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How does he not know he's gay?
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Honey, you were so good.
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Wow, your boobs look amazing.
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- Mom.
-What?
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It's the benefit
of being curvy.
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Beyoncé.
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I can't believe she's leaving.
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Oh, I'll take good care
of her at NYU.
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You said I could have
the house tonight, right?
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Yes. I'll be back at00.
No drinking.
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You and Justin. I'm curious.
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I mean, you two have been
together for so long.
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How's the sex?
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Can I tell you something?
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- You two haven't had sex?
- How'd you know?
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He said that he wanted to wait
so it would be special.
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You know, that all tracks.
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And there's something else.
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We took a break over Christmas.
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There was this guy.
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- It was one time.
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I'm empty.
I have more in my room.
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Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait.
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You had actual sex.
That's great.
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One time, but it really
just convinced me
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that Justin is my soul mate.
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Gabby, Gabby. Gabby, wait.
No, no, no, please.
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Okay. Okay.
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So we were always going
to have this conversation.
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I just thought
it would happen earlier.
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-Gabby, Gabby, Gabby!
- Ooh, what happened?
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Justin's finally gay.
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Justin's finally gay?
Oh, thank God.
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You guys, Justin's gay now.
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-Finally!
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Are you okay?
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Get out!
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Wait, why are you throwing up?
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- You only had one drink.
- Get out!
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Gabs, I'm so sorry.
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It just happened,
but I love you,
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and I'll never do it again,
I promise.
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Except for my dreams.
I can't control my dreams.
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- Get out!
-Okay!
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Gabby, I don't know
why I did that.
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You know, my therapist says
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- I use sex as power, but--
- Get out!
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Girl, I don't know
who you think you talking to.
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So Christmas break guy.
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He used protection, right?
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Sam!
Sam, we can't be late again.
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Come on, we got to go.
Come on.
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Mom!
That's, like, a brick of sugar.
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I know, honey.
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That's why
I didn't give it to you.
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Oh, my God. Every morning?
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Tampered. You know this one.
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Tampered. T-A-M-P-E-R-E-D.
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You are so ready!
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You have
the best day ever, okay?
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Sometimes the universe
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really is trying
to tell us something.
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I'll give you an example.
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Last week, I was
mid-warrior three pose, hmm,
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when in walks
the most beautiful,
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perfect woman in her 20s.
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Well, I literally toppled over.
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So what is the lesson here,
ladies?
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Compare and despair.
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You know,
as a former ballet dancer,
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I should know this, right?
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Aging is a-a wonderful,
wonderful journey.
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We've worked hard to create
these beautiful, loving--
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Mom, where is my
frickin' backpack?
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Is this another post about
how great it is to be old?
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Okay, we don't use
the O-word in this house,
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and I'm helping
an entire community
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of women feel less alone.
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Are you sure you're not helping
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an entire community
of women feel like crap?
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Your backpack is on the hook
where it always is.
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Good morning, family.
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Good morning.
Working from home today?
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Yep, all day in my office.
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Please do not disturb.
I'm on a deadline.
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Again. Okay.
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Hey, girls, do you need me
to make cupcakes for--
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No, we don't need anything.
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Feel free to live your life.
Bye!
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- Have a good day.
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You have a relevance problem.
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Do you know what I mean
when I say that?
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You're calling me old?
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I didn't say that.
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- Don't put words in my mouth.
- Okay.
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I'm saying
that you're competing
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with influencers who have
existed for less time.
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Okay, I may
have lost followers.
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You're losing sponsors.
Try something new.
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A face-lift or a divorce.
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Are--I'm so sorry.
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Are you offended?
Are you crying?
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Okay.
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Let's set an intention,
a goal.
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70 to 75 RPM
on two and one and two.
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Now close your eyes.
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Now I want you to imagine
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someone you love
more than anyone in the world.
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And I want you to imagine
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that that person is trying
to leave you.
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Are you gonna let
that person leave?
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-No.
- No!
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Because that is your wife.
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You made a commitment
in front of 150 people.
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A wedding, by the way,
that we're still paying off.
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I wanted to do
an intimate wedding,
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and she wanted all her cousins,
and she has so many cousins,
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and a lot of them aren't great.
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Okay, guys.
Elbows in, wrists relaxed.
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This is deranged.
You need help.
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And stop saying I got fired!
It's not accurate.
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The auto industry
shipped my job to Mexico,
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and there was a global pandemic
from a bat.
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A bat killed
all of our grandparents.
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How is that my fault?
Any hands? No?
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Then in that case,
let's go to shoulder rolls.
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Yes?
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So I got fired
from my spin class.
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Have you read that Brené Brown
book I gave you?
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She writes a lot about
vulnerability and letting go.
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You know what I hear
when you say that?
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"Give up." That's not me.
I'm getting my life back.
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That life is not
coming back, Mike.
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The factory is closed.
Paige is gone.
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No, she's not.
She just needs room.
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It's a trial separation.
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We're not even seeing
other people.
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But you're dealing
with a lot right now.
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We're trying to say
we're worried.
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We're concerned you're at sea.
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We're not gonna stand here
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and watch you
kill yourself, man!
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- Whoa!
- What's the matter with you?
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Guys--hey, hey, hey!
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He's got those sad eyes
and everything!
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My eyes are fine!
I'm fine!
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No, I don't want a hug.
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So...okay.
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What do you say we go
cobble together a paycheck?
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Okay, all buckled in?
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We can always stop
and get more.
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Guys, do you have a shortcut
you want me to use?
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Instacart.
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They were out of Merlot.
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- Alan?
-Yeah, hi.
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- Uh, this is us.
-Oh, this is us?
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Oh, that's great.
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I love riding in the backseat
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of a compact sedan from 2001.
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The broken heater and wet
dog hair comes standard.
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Never in the history
of television
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has an executive producer
been left behind
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to die at a location, Alan.
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I thought you were
in the lead van!
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You th--I'm gonna push you
out of this car.
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They can move
the Zoom 15 minutes,
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but they're worried
about turnout
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and want to add that
to the agenda.
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Well, how is that my fault?
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They dropped me in Detroit
three days ago
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to save a stupid dance show,
and last thing--Alan.
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Alan, that--that is
too much hand sanitizer.
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Do I need to reach in
and flip a breech baby later?
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- I'm sorry.
- Is that on the prep schedule?
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I just want
a normal amount, Alan.
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And why do you have the boom?
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Why does sound
not have the boom?
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Gary asked me to hold it.
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And then what happened?
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Then I lost Gary.
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Jessica, switch places with me,
or I'm going to do murder.
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-No. No, no, no.
- Not safe.
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I've got hand sanitizer
all over my leg now.
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Well, this is it. We are here.
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This is the opera house.
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Oh, hey. The posters are up.
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What do you think?
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The woman in the wheelchair
is a little much.
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No, it's perfect.
Very moving.
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Emotional, right?
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Good. Thanks.
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Gabby Lewis, guess what.
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You're getting a promotion
to project manager!
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You don't seem that excited.
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Oh, I am. Thank you.
It's just--
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You know, I have always
thought of you as the next me.
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Holy crap.
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So it's a dance reality show.
It's called
The Big Leap.
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What does that
have to do with you?
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Well, I'm gonna audition.
It's for amateur dancers.
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- No.
- Why would you do that?
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Yeah, why would you do that?
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'Cause they want
regular people.
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All styles of dance welcome.
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Auditions are Monday.
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Since when are you a dancer?
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My mom ran a dance studio.
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Did you ever take classes?
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Whatever. I absorbed it.
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Wait a minute,
is this an elimination show?
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Actually, no.
It's not an elimination show.
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They pick a dance company
of 20 people,
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and then they create
something together.
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Sounds like a train wreck.
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That's the thing.
It's very positive.
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And it all builds to a live
performance of
Swan Lake,
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which is, you know--
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it's very scary,
but also very exciting.
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It's a grand gesture.
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- This is how I get Paige back.
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You lost me there, man.
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Same.
I withdraw my support.
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Don't you see?
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This could change
my whole life.
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Are you sure?
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Remember when Ryan Locker
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dropped you dropped you
during cheerleading tryouts?
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I literally think about it
every day,
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but thank you for checking.
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Maybe it's not too late
for me to dance again.
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Wow.
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This is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard of.
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I'm doing the show,
and I'm getting my wife back.
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I'm going for it.
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Really? By yourself?
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No. Not by myself.
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Hi.
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Hi. Um...
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What are you--
257
00:10:16,224 --> 00:10:17,834
I found out you work here
on Instagram.
258
00:10:17,878 --> 00:10:20,445
I just came to say hi.
259
00:10:20,532 --> 00:10:21,359
You just came to say hi
260
00:10:21,490 --> 00:10:22,447
after seven years
of not speaking to me?
261
00:10:22,578 --> 00:10:24,058
Yeah.
262
00:10:24,188 --> 00:10:26,016
Well, no.
263
00:10:27,714 --> 00:10:31,239
There is this reality show
for amateur dancers.
264
00:10:31,369 --> 00:10:32,719
Audition with me.
265
00:10:32,762 --> 00:10:34,503
Justin, got a ball jam on nine.
266
00:10:34,546 --> 00:10:37,158
Yeah, okay.
I'll be right there.
267
00:10:39,029 --> 00:10:41,249
I called you so many times.
I thought you hated me.
268
00:10:41,379 --> 00:10:44,078
Pause. Who is that?
269
00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:46,428
That is my son, Sam.
270
00:10:46,471 --> 00:10:47,951
Say hi, Sam.
271
00:10:50,258 --> 00:10:51,694
- Is he mine?
-What?
272
00:10:51,825 --> 00:10:53,043
Are you so gay now
that you don't know
273
00:10:53,130 --> 00:10:55,045
how babies are made?
274
00:10:55,132 --> 00:10:57,091
We never had sex, remember?
275
00:10:57,134 --> 00:10:58,570
Ball's not unjamming itself,
buddy.
276
00:10:58,701 --> 00:11:01,486
Bruce, we're already in hell.
It's not an emergency.
277
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:02,923
I'm coming.
278
00:11:03,053 --> 00:11:04,838
Just so you know, I'm not--
279
00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:06,709
I mean,
this isn't a permanent job.
280
00:11:06,796 --> 00:11:08,102
Things are a little hard
out there without a degree.
281
00:11:08,232 --> 00:11:09,494
I'm not judging.
282
00:11:09,581 --> 00:11:11,714
I never made it
to college either.
283
00:11:11,758 --> 00:11:14,543
What happened with you?
284
00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:15,936
I came out to my dad.
He kicked me out.
285
00:11:16,066 --> 00:11:17,938
Said he wouldn't help
with college.
286
00:11:18,068 --> 00:11:19,591
Haven't spoken since.
287
00:11:19,722 --> 00:11:21,681
Which you would know
if you just called me back.
288
00:11:21,724 --> 00:11:23,900
I'm sorry, okay?
289
00:11:23,944 --> 00:11:26,642
I-I was pregnant and scared
290
00:11:26,729 --> 00:11:29,166
and ashamed and depressed,
291
00:11:29,210 --> 00:11:32,953
and I just--I couldn't be
anybody's friend.
292
00:11:32,996 --> 00:11:34,911
But I'm here now.
293
00:11:38,001 --> 00:11:39,960
Can I ask you something?
294
00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:42,179
Are you happy?
295
00:11:42,223 --> 00:11:44,442
I work at a bowling alley.
296
00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:46,531
Okay, so maybe we're both
living the wrong lives,
297
00:11:46,618 --> 00:11:48,882
and--and this show could be
a creative rebirth for us.
298
00:11:48,969 --> 00:11:52,624
- A what?
- A creative rebirth.
299
00:11:52,755 --> 00:11:54,452
I can't have
a creative rebirth right now.
300
00:11:54,539 --> 00:11:55,889
I've got a ball jam.
301
00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:04,201
Please don't be dancing.
302
00:12:04,245 --> 00:12:07,639
Junior year. Partners final.
303
00:12:07,770 --> 00:12:11,687
You and me.
I know you remember.
304
00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,516
Justin! I need that lane!
305
00:12:16,387 --> 00:12:17,780
You look like
the biggest dork right now.
306
00:12:17,911 --> 00:12:19,390
It's how much I love you.
307
00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:32,795
Yes!
308
00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,624
J!
309
00:14:02,711 --> 00:14:04,191
- Whoa.
- Wow.
310
00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,981
Hello, Detroit!
We're here. We're back.
311
00:14:12,025 --> 00:14:14,679
We came through a nightmare,
and now we get
312
00:14:14,723 --> 00:14:16,507
to be together again.
313
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:18,335
Raise your hand if you are sick
314
00:14:18,379 --> 00:14:20,337
of dancing
like nobody is watching.
315
00:14:22,426 --> 00:14:23,863
I see you.
316
00:14:23,906 --> 00:14:25,603
When I went to New York,
they told me
317
00:14:25,734 --> 00:14:28,345
I didn't have the training
to be a ballet dancer.
318
00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:31,479
So I worked my ass off,
and three years later,
319
00:14:31,566 --> 00:14:35,004
I was a principal dancer
at the American Ballet Theater
320
00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:38,747
because I demanded
a second chance for myself,
321
00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:40,792
like I'm demanding
a second chance for you.
322
00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,492
We are gonna dance
like everybody is watching.
323
00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,582
He's good. Inspirational.
Not too earnest. I like him.
324
00:14:47,625 --> 00:14:50,324
We are gonna take
the big leap!
325
00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:52,152
Is it the right title?
326
00:14:52,282 --> 00:14:53,805
Should we go with
Dance Your Heart Out?
327
00:14:53,849 --> 00:14:57,070
We should go with
Career-Ending Diaper Fire.
328
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:58,767
Wow.
329
00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,638
Save that
for the camera, sister.
330
00:15:00,769 --> 00:15:02,205
Audition in any style
you want today.
331
00:15:02,336 --> 00:15:05,034
40 of you will advance,
and of those people,
332
00:15:05,078 --> 00:15:08,037
they will partner dance,
then we will pick 20 people,
333
00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:11,214
and that will be
The Big Leap
Dance Company.
334
00:15:13,956 --> 00:15:16,916
- Are you ready?
335
00:15:16,959 --> 00:15:18,352
I said, "Are you ready?"
336
00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,180
Yeah!
337
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:23,052
Hey! That was just great.
Couple of things.
338
00:15:23,183 --> 00:15:25,402
We're looking for personality.
Crazy is not a bad thing.
339
00:15:25,446 --> 00:15:27,230
I thought we were trying
to find great dancers.
340
00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:30,190
All we're going to find
is type 2 diabetes.
341
00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:31,756
She's gonna test
through the roof.
342
00:15:34,803 --> 00:15:36,805
- What is happening right now?
- Move him along.
343
00:15:36,848 --> 00:15:38,372
- Okay, stop. Thank you.
-Next.
344
00:15:38,415 --> 00:15:41,201
No. No. No! Oh, shoot me.
345
00:15:41,244 --> 00:15:42,985
You did the best you could.
346
00:15:43,072 --> 00:15:43,986
See, look, I made her go away.
347
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,902
No. No. Thank you.
348
00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:48,425
Oh, that just gave me a UTI.
349
00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,122
Next.
350
00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,212
Is she giving me a curse?
351
00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:53,778
-- Thank you.
-- We're good.
352
00:15:57,434 --> 00:15:59,175
- Hello.
- Hello.
353
00:15:59,219 --> 00:16:01,264
Uh, um, I'm Mike Devries.
354
00:16:01,395 --> 00:16:03,005
- Yeah, bro! Mike! Mikey!
- Hey, Mike!
355
00:16:03,136 --> 00:16:04,659
Oh, my God.
356
00:16:24,679 --> 00:16:26,898
You go,
disenfranchised white male.
357
00:16:26,942 --> 00:16:29,162
Get a camera on his
schlubby friends back there.
358
00:16:39,650 --> 00:16:41,304
-Fantastic.
359
00:16:41,435 --> 00:16:43,219
Congratulations.
You're advancing.
360
00:16:43,263 --> 00:16:44,394
Okay!
361
00:16:44,481 --> 00:16:45,526
- Come on, Mike!
- Hey!
362
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,182
Wonderful. Wonderful. Yes, yes.
363
00:16:49,269 --> 00:16:50,748
I feel a second chance
coming on.
364
00:16:50,835 --> 00:16:52,489
Congratulations.
365
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,709
Oh, no, no, sorry.
I can't do another Spider-Man.
366
00:16:54,752 --> 00:16:56,189
How many Spider-Men
are there in Detroit?
367
00:16:56,276 --> 00:16:57,407
Apparently a lot.
368
00:17:08,288 --> 00:17:09,854
We can't believe
we're gonna say this,
369
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:11,073
but you're going through.
370
00:17:11,204 --> 00:17:12,205
- Yes!
- Yes!
371
00:17:14,946 --> 00:17:17,079
Congratulations! Next.
372
00:17:23,781 --> 00:17:25,914
You're going through.
373
00:17:31,659 --> 00:17:33,661
Now, that is a ticket
I am willing to pay.
374
00:17:33,748 --> 00:17:35,793
You are advancing.
Yes, yes.
375
00:17:35,880 --> 00:17:36,838
I love the meter maid.
376
00:17:38,274 --> 00:17:39,449
Hi.
377
00:17:39,536 --> 00:17:40,363
She had breast cancer
last year.
378
00:17:40,494 --> 00:17:41,799
She almost died.
379
00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,497
That's good--
breast cancer always plays.
380
00:17:43,540 --> 00:17:44,889
- It's not enough.
- Sorry.
381
00:17:44,976 --> 00:17:46,413
- Why is this so hard?
- I'm so sorry.
382
00:17:51,331 --> 00:17:52,810
What's your name?
383
00:17:52,941 --> 00:17:53,681
Do you have
a Broadway background?
384
00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:55,030
Paula Clark.
385
00:17:55,161 --> 00:17:57,032
I was a musical theater
major in college.
386
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,947
- Welcome back.
387
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:01,471
- Hi, I'm Brittney Lovewell.
- Simon Lovewell.
388
00:18:01,558 --> 00:18:02,820
Married couple team.
389
00:18:02,951 --> 00:18:04,953
- No, no, we're siblings.
- We're twins.
390
00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:08,130
Uh, twintastic.
Show me what you got.
391
00:18:13,570 --> 00:18:14,963
I feel like they're gonna kiss.
392
00:18:15,006 --> 00:18:16,704
I don't want to see it,
but I can't look away.
393
00:18:19,446 --> 00:18:22,710
Call research and see how
incest plays in the Midwest.
394
00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:23,928
Twincest.
395
00:18:24,059 --> 00:18:26,148
Congratulations.
Next.
396
00:18:26,279 --> 00:18:28,498
Whenever you're ready.
397
00:18:28,585 --> 00:18:30,935
Oh, finally!
A ballet dancer.
398
00:18:34,939 --> 00:18:36,637
-Yeah.
399
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:39,814
She is the exact average age
of our viewer.
400
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:55,786
Absolutely beautiful.
401
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:58,049
- It was nice.
- She was wonderful.
402
00:18:58,093 --> 00:19:00,095
-Well--yes.
- Congratulations.
403
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:02,010
- You're moving through.
- Thank you so much.
404
00:19:02,053 --> 00:19:03,838
- Okay, is ballet boring?
- I love the ballet.
405
00:19:03,881 --> 00:19:04,882
All right,
name one ballet dancer.
406
00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:05,883
Natalie Portman's husband.
407
00:19:05,970 --> 00:19:08,190
What's his name?
408
00:19:08,234 --> 00:19:09,365
- Okay.
-Next.
409
00:19:09,409 --> 00:19:10,975
I'm Raven Price.
410
00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,326
I'm an exotic dancer
and adult-film actress.
411
00:19:13,413 --> 00:19:14,849
I have a new movie coming out.
412
00:19:14,979 --> 00:19:17,373
It's my first fan bang,
just in time for the holidays.
413
00:19:24,554 --> 00:19:26,077
That's a lot of baby powder.
414
00:19:30,865 --> 00:19:32,606
I love her.
Guys, hey, I love her.
415
00:19:32,736 --> 00:19:34,173
She's in.
416
00:19:34,216 --> 00:19:35,652
Congratulations.
417
00:19:36,827 --> 00:19:39,526
- Oh, gosh.
- Next.
418
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,092
If I got
in a car crash, could--
419
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:42,790
do you think I could get out
of my contract?
420
00:20:07,902 --> 00:20:09,730
-- Are you okay?
-- Yeah. Yeah.
421
00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:13,647
J-just give us a second.
422
00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,830
Justin, you were excellent.
423
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,832
You're advancing.
424
00:20:24,962 --> 00:20:26,486
Gabby, I'm sorry, but this is
the end of the road for you.
425
00:20:31,404 --> 00:20:33,623
-Gabby--
- It's okay. It's okay.
426
00:20:33,710 --> 00:20:35,799
I'm so happy for you, okay?
427
00:20:41,544 --> 00:20:42,980
Five and six
and seven and eight.
428
00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:45,287
It's a simple partner dance.
429
00:20:45,418 --> 00:20:46,723
I took all the ballet
out of this.
430
00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,683
I cannot dumb it down
for you any further.
431
00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:51,859
Don't want to see that in here.
432
00:20:51,946 --> 00:20:53,861
Watch the stripper back,
please.
433
00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:55,906
I prefer the term "sex worker."
434
00:21:03,523 --> 00:21:05,786
I started dancing
when I was six years old.
435
00:21:05,916 --> 00:21:09,093
I worked until my feet bled.
436
00:21:09,180 --> 00:21:11,182
I spent six years in the corps
437
00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:12,445
before I became
a prima ballerina.
438
00:21:12,532 --> 00:21:14,447
Didn't get my period
until I was 30.
439
00:21:14,534 --> 00:21:17,232
You guys...
440
00:21:17,363 --> 00:21:18,494
you just rolled
out of bed this morning,
441
00:21:18,538 --> 00:21:20,975
ate a bowl of cheese,
and now you get to dance
442
00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,107
in front of millions of people.
443
00:21:24,761 --> 00:21:29,200
We're building to a live
performance of
Swan Lake,
444
00:21:29,331 --> 00:21:32,682
and you're too stupid
to be nervous.
445
00:21:32,769 --> 00:21:33,683
I'm nervous now.
446
00:21:33,727 --> 00:21:35,206
Shut up!
447
00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:36,773
-Again!
448
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,646
I'm turned on
and terrified at the same time.
449
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,430
Listen, I just got off a Zoom
with the network.
450
00:21:41,561 --> 00:21:42,997
A little worried about
the lack of star power.
451
00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:44,955
Idea. Reggie Sadler.
452
00:21:44,999 --> 00:21:46,305
Tight end
for the Detroit Lions.
453
00:21:46,348 --> 00:21:47,915
He's on the wrong side of 30.
454
00:21:48,002 --> 00:21:50,047
Plus, he just got suspended
from his third DUI.
455
00:21:50,134 --> 00:21:51,266
Here, check him out.
456
00:21:51,353 --> 00:21:52,354
Telling me I can't play.
457
00:21:52,398 --> 00:21:54,051
-I can play!
-Guys.
458
00:21:54,182 --> 00:21:56,010
This is Reggie Sadler
wasted on a football field.
459
00:21:56,053 --> 00:21:57,185
-It's so sad.
- Watch the pizza.
460
00:21:57,228 --> 00:21:58,665
-- Touchdown!
-- Spike!
461
00:21:58,708 --> 00:21:59,709
Look at those moves.
Look at that potential.
462
00:21:59,796 --> 00:22:00,797
You see the dancing?
463
00:22:00,841 --> 00:22:02,146
And then he gets angry
464
00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:03,234
at the camera guy,
and he might hit him.
465
00:22:03,278 --> 00:22:04,279
It's not important,
but he's good.
466
00:22:04,410 --> 00:22:05,236
- No way.
- I know. That's what I said.
467
00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:06,412
He's never gonna do this,
468
00:22:06,542 --> 00:22:08,370
but he lost
all his endorsements.
469
00:22:08,457 --> 00:22:09,153
Twitter is mad as hell at him
because he called
470
00:22:09,197 --> 00:22:10,807
Michelle Obama's ass fat.
471
00:22:10,938 --> 00:22:12,287
No one wants to touch him.
472
00:22:12,418 --> 00:22:13,984
We got a meeting
with him tomorrow.
473
00:22:14,028 --> 00:22:15,246
Wake up!
474
00:22:15,377 --> 00:22:17,161
There are people
who would kill to be here!
475
00:22:17,292 --> 00:22:18,946
I'm so sorry.
476
00:22:19,076 --> 00:22:21,165
Sammy! What happened?
477
00:22:21,209 --> 00:22:23,472
He got a really hard word.
478
00:22:23,603 --> 00:22:26,867
Abecedarian.
Who even knows what that means?
479
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:29,957
I peed my pants.
We have to move!
480
00:22:30,044 --> 00:22:31,524
Sam, it stinks,
481
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:34,831
but life is about
coming back from a punch.
482
00:22:34,962 --> 00:22:36,616
You got to keep getting up,
483
00:22:36,746 --> 00:22:38,008
no matter how many times
you get kicked in the teeth.
484
00:22:38,139 --> 00:22:39,619
Okay. Okay.
485
00:22:39,662 --> 00:22:44,058
Sam, I want you to run
to the vending machine.
486
00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,147
We need some chocolate, okay?
487
00:22:49,977 --> 00:22:51,282
Go back to the show.
488
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:53,110
Tell them they made a mistake.
489
00:22:53,197 --> 00:22:54,634
Get a second chance.
490
00:22:54,721 --> 00:22:58,594
I had my second chance, Mom,
and I blew it.
491
00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:02,119
I know your depression
492
00:23:02,163 --> 00:23:05,427
is telling you terrible things
about yourself and your future,
493
00:23:05,514 --> 00:23:07,951
but your depression is a liar.
494
00:23:12,260 --> 00:23:14,741
I love you so much.
495
00:23:14,784 --> 00:23:18,005
You deserve
a little more in life, honey.
496
00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,050
Go get it.
497
00:23:25,708 --> 00:23:26,927
All right, uh, this group's
released for today.
498
00:23:27,057 --> 00:23:27,841
Thank you.
499
00:23:31,497 --> 00:23:32,889
Oh, you're reading Brené Brown.
500
00:23:33,020 --> 00:23:34,543
That's impressive for a guy.
501
00:23:34,674 --> 00:23:38,025
Um, yeah, no,
a friend gave it to me.
502
00:23:38,112 --> 00:23:40,723
Oh, you have a friend--
also impressive for a guy.
503
00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,856
Even more impressive,
I'm reading it in French.
504
00:23:42,899 --> 00:23:45,380
- Really?
- No! What?
505
00:23:45,511 --> 00:23:47,077
-You bought that?
506
00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,252
That book helped me so much.
507
00:23:48,383 --> 00:23:50,820
Really? How so?
508
00:23:50,907 --> 00:23:53,562
I had this big corporate job,
and then I got sick.
509
00:23:53,693 --> 00:23:55,259
She helped me realize
it was time to quit.
510
00:23:55,346 --> 00:23:56,739
- Is everything okay?
- Oh, yeah.
511
00:23:56,870 --> 00:23:58,349
I'm more worried about
getting cut in there.
512
00:23:58,393 --> 00:23:59,916
Everyone else is so fresh
513
00:24:00,003 --> 00:24:01,135
and I'm all like...
514
00:24:01,178 --> 00:24:02,528
Stop, you're great.
515
00:24:02,658 --> 00:24:04,660
You know, my mom
loves musicals.
516
00:24:04,704 --> 00:24:08,185
You know, I can do
a poor man's Gene Kelly here.
517
00:24:10,057 --> 00:24:12,929
Does this poor man's Gene Kelly
have a broken foot?
518
00:24:13,060 --> 00:24:14,714
Wow, see, I should be offended,
519
00:24:14,844 --> 00:24:17,412
but I feel like it's coming
from a place of jealousy.
520
00:24:17,543 --> 00:24:21,372
So how about a little, uh,
Singin' in the Rain?
521
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,983
Oh, here comes the rich man's
Debbie Reynolds.
522
00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:25,072
Oh, wow. We're committing, huh?
523
00:24:28,728 --> 00:24:30,207
I see what's going on.
524
00:24:30,294 --> 00:24:32,427
- Here I go.
- Wow.
525
00:24:33,733 --> 00:24:36,039
Are we actually
in a musical right now?
526
00:24:36,083 --> 00:24:37,780
So those two?
527
00:24:37,911 --> 00:24:39,173
He was laid off
from his auto factory job.
528
00:24:39,303 --> 00:24:40,609
She worked
for the same company--
529
00:24:40,653 --> 00:24:44,004
Vice President
of Restructuring.
530
00:24:44,091 --> 00:24:45,919
So she fired him.
531
00:24:45,962 --> 00:24:47,964
He has no idea, and now
they're cutely flirting
532
00:24:48,095 --> 00:24:49,226
and dancing on a fire escape.
533
00:24:49,357 --> 00:24:50,619
Why are we not filming this?
534
00:24:50,750 --> 00:24:52,229
Hey, guys, what do you think
we're doing here?
535
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:54,231
- Come on.
-Nice.
536
00:24:54,362 --> 00:24:56,582
- That's pretty good.
537
00:24:56,625 --> 00:24:58,018
- Permission to smack your foot?
- Go ahead.
538
00:24:58,105 --> 00:24:59,585
Coming up.
539
00:25:01,325 --> 00:25:03,110
- Going down.
-Going up.
540
00:25:03,197 --> 00:25:04,677
-Going across.
541
00:25:04,764 --> 00:25:06,113
Let's snap.
542
00:25:06,200 --> 00:25:07,027
- Let's do that.
- Okay.
543
00:25:08,898 --> 00:25:11,466
I feel like you're more
of a reader than a dancer.
544
00:25:11,597 --> 00:25:13,773
The funny thing is,
I actually can't read either.
545
00:25:15,209 --> 00:25:16,645
All right, then,
now watch me play.
546
00:25:16,776 --> 00:25:18,038
-- Yeah.
-- One hand, throw up and--
547
00:25:18,125 --> 00:25:19,692
Mike?
548
00:25:19,779 --> 00:25:21,563
Paige. Hey.
549
00:25:21,694 --> 00:25:25,436
That's gre--okay.
Um, this is my, uh, wife.
550
00:25:25,567 --> 00:25:26,786
- He said wife?
-Uh-huh.
551
00:25:26,873 --> 00:25:27,830
Oh, it's a gift from God.
I want one on her...
552
00:25:27,961 --> 00:25:29,658
I'm trying
to patch things up, uh...
553
00:25:29,702 --> 00:25:31,530
-- Uh-huh.
-- With her and, uh...
554
00:25:31,573 --> 00:25:33,227
Whoa, hey.
555
00:25:33,357 --> 00:25:35,751
It's crazy that you are--
556
00:25:35,795 --> 00:25:37,797
Hi. How are you?
557
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:39,494
-Good, good.
- What is all this?
558
00:25:39,625 --> 00:25:43,280
This is a reality dance show
that I'm doing.
559
00:25:43,411 --> 00:25:45,761
How are you--
Who's--who's this guy?
560
00:25:45,805 --> 00:25:47,676
I thought we weren't
seeing other people.
561
00:25:47,807 --> 00:25:50,200
I'm Patrick.
I-I heard a lot about you.
562
00:25:50,244 --> 00:25:52,725
- Maybe I should go.
- No. What? This is amazing.
563
00:25:52,855 --> 00:25:53,813
Hey, come here. Come here.
You stay.
564
00:25:53,856 --> 00:25:56,163
I need you here
because, uh, triangle, okay?
565
00:25:56,250 --> 00:25:57,730
Is he in wealth management?
566
00:25:57,860 --> 00:25:59,949
Mike, don't start--
don't even start this crap.
567
00:26:00,036 --> 00:26:01,124
I never said
I wasn't seeing other people.
568
00:26:01,168 --> 00:26:02,648
You made that up!
569
00:26:02,691 --> 00:26:03,866
We can keep
this friendly, right?
570
00:26:03,997 --> 00:26:06,390
Patrick, nobody's talking
to you, man, so--
571
00:26:06,477 --> 00:26:08,392
Easy. Easy. Camera.
572
00:26:08,479 --> 00:26:09,524
Can I get you to sign this?
It's the release.
573
00:26:09,655 --> 00:26:10,960
Oh, I-I don't want to be
on reality TV.
574
00:26:11,047 --> 00:26:12,745
- So, no, thank you.
- You want to talk about this?
575
00:26:12,832 --> 00:26:14,616
Let's talk about it.
Give me the paper.
576
00:26:14,703 --> 00:26:15,922
- Yes, here we go.
-Don't do that.
577
00:26:15,965 --> 00:26:17,750
Just one initial there
and sign right at the bottom.
578
00:26:17,837 --> 00:26:19,447
Maybe we can take a walk
around the block--
579
00:26:19,490 --> 00:26:20,970
That's great. All right.
Carry on, please.
580
00:26:21,057 --> 00:26:23,277
Okay, you got laid off.
581
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:25,453
You think you're the first
person to lose their job?
582
00:26:25,584 --> 00:26:28,021
That's not why I left.
583
00:26:28,064 --> 00:26:29,544
I left because you were mean,
584
00:26:29,675 --> 00:26:31,807
and you wouldn't get off
the couch.
585
00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:32,982
You need help, Mike.
586
00:26:33,069 --> 00:26:35,550
What, you're--
you're doing a reality show?
587
00:26:35,637 --> 00:26:36,333
Really?
588
00:26:36,420 --> 00:26:37,900
Is this really a great time
589
00:26:37,944 --> 00:26:40,207
for you to be introduced
to the world?
590
00:26:40,294 --> 00:26:41,512
Oh, and this guy, Patrick--
591
00:26:41,556 --> 00:26:42,383
Again, don't want to be on TV.
592
00:26:42,426 --> 00:26:43,819
He's a teacher.
593
00:26:43,863 --> 00:26:46,169
He doesn't have two nickels
to rub together,
594
00:26:46,213 --> 00:26:48,258
but he's happy.
595
00:26:48,302 --> 00:26:51,131
He likes himself,
and he likes me.
596
00:26:51,261 --> 00:26:53,699
I like you.
I love you.
597
00:26:53,742 --> 00:26:55,788
I tried so hard
to make things work,
598
00:26:55,875 --> 00:26:59,356
but you just
completely shut down.
599
00:26:59,487 --> 00:27:02,229
I married a happy guy, Mike.
600
00:27:02,316 --> 00:27:04,231
If that guy
ever shows up again,
601
00:27:04,361 --> 00:27:06,842
he can give me a call.
602
00:27:06,886 --> 00:27:08,539
Come on, Patrick.
603
00:27:08,583 --> 00:27:09,889
Paige, this is still
a-a date, yeah?
604
00:27:09,932 --> 00:27:12,761
Push, push.
A little tighter. Two tease.
605
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,458
There we go.
All right, we got that.
606
00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:17,244
Thank you, guys.
Looks great.
607
00:27:17,331 --> 00:27:18,898
Lunch is here.
608
00:27:31,650 --> 00:27:33,956
I made it to the next round.
609
00:27:34,087 --> 00:27:35,741
Are you really
gonna do this show?
610
00:27:35,784 --> 00:27:37,264
Yeah, if I make the final cut.
611
00:27:37,351 --> 00:27:38,613
- Mm.
- Want to fool around?
612
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:42,356
Oh, honey, I'm just tired.
613
00:27:42,486 --> 00:27:44,532
You know, we haven't had sex
in six months.
614
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:45,838
What, are you keeping score?
615
00:27:45,968 --> 00:27:48,797
Well, that's not hard
because the score is zero.
616
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,625
- We barely talk anymore, Kevin.
617
00:27:50,756 --> 00:27:52,758
All you do a sit in your office
all day long.
618
00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:54,542
You know, I'm getting
really tired of apologizing
619
00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:55,630
for working my ass off.
620
00:27:55,761 --> 00:27:57,806
- Are you having an affair?
- No!
621
00:27:57,850 --> 00:27:59,939
Why is this all of a sudden
so important to you?
622
00:28:00,026 --> 00:28:01,549
What, you want to put it
on Instagram?
623
00:28:01,592 --> 00:28:02,898
"Kevin lasted 14 minutes
last night.
624
00:28:02,942 --> 00:28:05,771
Champagne emoji, heart emoji,
smiley face."
625
00:28:05,901 --> 00:28:07,598
- Okay, that's mean.
- It's true!
626
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:09,165
Our whole lives are online,
627
00:28:09,209 --> 00:28:11,733
and this reality show--
I don't want you to do it.
628
00:28:11,777 --> 00:28:13,082
Well, that's not
entirely up to you.
629
00:28:13,169 --> 00:28:14,127
I want my privacy.
630
00:28:14,170 --> 00:28:16,999
Please, please don't do it.
631
00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:17,696
Please!
632
00:28:21,351 --> 00:28:24,267
Nick, Charlotte wants
to move to London with Henry.
633
00:28:24,311 --> 00:28:26,356
Well, Charlotte can't because
we share custody in New York.
634
00:28:26,487 --> 00:28:28,228
Um, Reggie Sadler's here.
635
00:28:28,358 --> 00:28:30,143
She is making the case,
since you were never home,
636
00:28:30,186 --> 00:28:31,753
that you don't really live
in New York--
637
00:28:31,840 --> 00:28:33,363
No, my work is out of town.
This is ridiculous.
638
00:28:33,494 --> 00:28:35,104
She can't take my kid.
639
00:28:35,235 --> 00:28:37,063
-- Reggie Sadler's here.
-- Hold on.
640
00:28:37,193 --> 00:28:38,891
Oh, really, Ron Weasley?
Reggie Sadler's here?
641
00:28:38,978 --> 00:28:41,110
Okay, I'll just give up
custody of my kid
642
00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,852
so we can start the meeting
on your schedule.
643
00:28:43,983 --> 00:28:44,940
You have no idea
what to do right now, do you?
644
00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,681
- I--no.
- Punch yourself in the face
645
00:28:46,812 --> 00:28:47,856
and go offer him some coffee!
646
00:28:47,900 --> 00:28:48,944
Obviously I need
a minute here.
647
00:28:49,075 --> 00:28:51,120
Sorry.
648
00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:53,296
Look, Marty, I need you
to make this go away, okay?
649
00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,558
I can't--I--
650
00:28:56,996 --> 00:28:59,433
Marty,
I got to be able to see my kid.
651
00:28:59,563 --> 00:29:00,913
Please figure it out.
652
00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:10,096
Holding auditions from which
we will choose 20 people
653
00:29:10,139 --> 00:29:12,054
who will go on to rehearse
and then perform...
654
00:29:12,185 --> 00:29:13,490
Who's in there?
655
00:29:13,534 --> 00:29:15,101
- It's, uh, Reggie Sadler.
Swan Lake.
656
00:29:15,144 --> 00:29:18,060
We are prepared
to offer you $2 million.
657
00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:19,148
Well, you'll have
to audition, of course.
658
00:29:19,192 --> 00:29:20,715
Whoa.
659
00:29:20,846 --> 00:29:22,848
Audition on--on camera?
660
00:29:22,891 --> 00:29:24,893
- No.
- He doesn't have to audition.
661
00:29:25,024 --> 00:29:25,981
- He absolutely has to audition.
- Of course he does!
662
00:29:26,025 --> 00:29:27,678
No, I have
to protect his brand.
663
00:29:27,809 --> 00:29:28,679
Well, look, right now,
his brand
664
00:29:28,810 --> 00:29:30,159
is crazy, drunk misogynist.
665
00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:31,204
- What else are you gonna do?
- We'll figure it out.
666
00:29:31,247 --> 00:29:32,727
Thanks for playing
for the team, guys.
667
00:29:32,858 --> 00:29:34,076
Well, we'll have to know
if he can dance.
668
00:29:34,120 --> 00:29:35,034
How am I supposed to pull off
669
00:29:35,164 --> 00:29:36,600
a production of Swan Lake
with no real dancers?
670
00:29:36,644 --> 00:29:37,993
I don't know!
671
00:29:38,037 --> 00:29:39,952
It's gonna be
a real nail-biter.
672
00:29:40,082 --> 00:29:42,128
The harder your job is,
the better the show is.
673
00:29:42,171 --> 00:29:44,130
Excuse me, if I can teach him
the choreography
674
00:29:44,173 --> 00:29:45,566
and get him to audition,
can I get another shot?
675
00:29:45,609 --> 00:29:47,829
- No.
- Yes.
676
00:29:47,916 --> 00:29:49,048
You're the single mom
we cut yesterday, right?
677
00:29:49,091 --> 00:29:50,745
Gabby, and that was unfair.
678
00:29:50,876 --> 00:29:52,268
There was stripper dust
on the stage.
679
00:29:52,355 --> 00:29:54,357
I'm sorry, she was cut.
There's no second chances.
680
00:29:54,488 --> 00:29:56,882
Well, to be fair the show is
literally about second chances.
681
00:29:57,012 --> 00:29:58,535
Yeah, I like her
coming down here
682
00:29:58,622 --> 00:30:00,059
and asking for another shot.
683
00:30:00,146 --> 00:30:01,016
That's plucky as hell,
and look at her.
684
00:30:01,060 --> 00:30:04,411
Her hair, those freckles--
I'm drawn in.
685
00:30:04,498 --> 00:30:06,630
I don't know whether
she's Black or white or what.
686
00:30:06,717 --> 00:30:08,719
You know
what she looks like to me?
687
00:30:08,850 --> 00:30:11,200
She looks like America,
and America needs a win.
688
00:30:11,287 --> 00:30:13,724
- She really does.
- Yeah.
689
00:30:13,855 --> 00:30:14,943
Come on, teach her the dance.
690
00:30:21,863 --> 00:30:23,909
I'm only showing you this once.
691
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:24,910
Mm-hmm.
692
00:30:25,040 --> 00:30:26,520
It's a lot of money, Jade.
693
00:30:26,650 --> 00:30:28,087
We're appealing
your suspension.
694
00:30:28,174 --> 00:30:29,479
We can't find a doctor
to say I can play.
695
00:30:29,610 --> 00:30:31,177
My career could be over.
696
00:30:31,220 --> 00:30:33,527
I'm selling my furniture, Jade.
I need a plan.
697
00:30:33,570 --> 00:30:36,312
Excuse me! Excuse me!
Hi, excuse me.
698
00:30:36,443 --> 00:30:38,662
Uh, I'm Gabby Lewis.
699
00:30:38,749 --> 00:30:40,055
I'm with the show.
You need to do this.
700
00:30:40,099 --> 00:30:42,666
You need the money,
your reputation is trash,
701
00:30:42,710 --> 00:30:44,625
and women hate you.
702
00:30:44,668 --> 00:30:46,366
That last part ain't true.
703
00:30:46,496 --> 00:30:47,454
This will be goodwill
in the bank.
704
00:30:47,584 --> 00:30:49,369
I can teach you.
705
00:30:52,154 --> 00:30:55,114
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, okay.
Let's do it.
706
00:30:55,157 --> 00:30:57,943
Your house, one hour.
707
00:30:58,073 --> 00:30:59,553
Uh, sorry.
708
00:30:59,683 --> 00:31:00,989
Um, I don't know
where you live.
709
00:31:06,821 --> 00:31:07,996
All right, so what we doing?
710
00:31:08,040 --> 00:31:10,607
Right. Mm-hmm. Yes. Yes.
711
00:31:10,694 --> 00:31:13,567
Let's, um, partner up.
Okay.
712
00:31:13,610 --> 00:31:14,960
Your, uh, your right hand
on my shoulder,
713
00:31:15,090 --> 00:31:16,309
and your left onto my--
714
00:31:19,181 --> 00:31:20,574
Sorry. Sorry. Uh, pandemic.
715
00:31:20,617 --> 00:31:23,055
I haven't been--
I haven't been touched
716
00:31:23,142 --> 00:31:25,013
by a man in--in, like, a year.
717
00:31:25,057 --> 00:31:27,711
- You good?
- Mm-hmm. Yes, yes. Here we go.
718
00:31:27,798 --> 00:31:30,366
Here we go. Mm-hmm.
Right hand on my shoulder.
719
00:31:33,021 --> 00:31:34,631
Sorry, sorry, sorry,
sorry, sorry.
720
00:31:34,762 --> 00:31:39,506
It's actually been, um,
much, much longer than a year.
721
00:31:39,593 --> 00:31:41,508
I'm gonna just--
I'm gonna get some water, okay?
722
00:31:41,595 --> 00:31:43,902
I'm gonna--
723
00:32:16,456 --> 00:32:17,892
And don't forget to breathe.
724
00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:19,894
One, two. Shoulders back.
725
00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:22,027
Watch your posture.
Look me in the eye.
726
00:32:22,114 --> 00:32:25,117
Yep. Ow, that's my foot.
And that's my boob.
727
00:32:25,204 --> 00:32:27,641
- Sorry.
- It's okay. It's okay.
728
00:32:27,684 --> 00:32:28,859
Don't let a sweet handful
of boob
729
00:32:28,903 --> 00:32:30,252
get in the way of your success.
730
00:32:30,339 --> 00:32:31,688
It's not the boob.
The boob is wonderful.
731
00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:32,820
I'm a boob man.
732
00:32:32,951 --> 00:32:34,256
- Great.
- Uh-huh.
733
00:32:34,343 --> 00:32:35,779
Oh, my God.
734
00:32:37,129 --> 00:32:38,913
I'm not a dancer.
735
00:32:39,000 --> 00:32:40,959
Hey, have you ever
even seen
Swan Lake?
736
00:32:41,046 --> 00:32:42,699
Man, hell, no.
737
00:32:48,705 --> 00:32:50,577
Where's the part where
Mila Kunis starts having sex
738
00:32:50,664 --> 00:32:52,492
- with Natalie Portman?
- That's
Black Swan.
739
00:32:52,579 --> 00:32:54,711
There's no ecstasy-fueled
lesbian sex scene
740
00:32:54,798 --> 00:32:56,017
in Swan Lake.
741
00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:58,585
- God.
- There should be.
742
00:33:00,587 --> 00:33:02,371
Ooh, we gonna do the lift?
743
00:33:02,458 --> 00:33:05,505
What? No.
744
00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:07,202
I-I don't want to
throw your back out.
745
00:33:07,289 --> 00:33:09,509
You let me worry
about my back, huh?
746
00:33:09,639 --> 00:33:12,120
No, it's just...
747
00:33:12,164 --> 00:33:14,296
If you're the one
who gets lifted,
748
00:33:14,383 --> 00:33:17,125
you're--you're, like,
the--the best one,
749
00:33:17,169 --> 00:33:18,692
the smallest one,
the one that gets everything.
750
00:33:18,735 --> 00:33:20,520
That's--that's just not me.
751
00:33:20,607 --> 00:33:22,391
You're getting a little
worked up about this.
752
00:33:22,478 --> 00:33:24,132
What are you so concerned
about the lift for?
753
00:33:24,176 --> 00:33:26,308
You know what you should be
concerned about?
754
00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,397
- Not sucking.
- I'ma show you not sucking.
755
00:33:28,484 --> 00:33:30,225
Hmm. When?
756
00:33:30,312 --> 00:33:32,227
Okay.
757
00:33:32,314 --> 00:33:33,272
Turn around.
758
00:33:37,319 --> 00:33:38,755
Up and down.
Yeah, got it.
759
00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:41,106
Chin up.
And go.
760
00:33:43,760 --> 00:33:45,719
Drag.
Up, down.
761
00:33:45,762 --> 00:33:47,677
Seven, eight, and go.
762
00:33:47,808 --> 00:33:49,244
Go, go.
763
00:33:49,331 --> 00:33:51,290
- Across.
- Yeah, that--
764
00:33:51,333 --> 00:33:52,421
Hook the arms.
765
00:33:52,508 --> 00:33:54,293
- How about this?
- Stop it.
766
00:34:16,967 --> 00:34:18,926
Push me back.
That's not a push, but okay.
767
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:20,362
Up, down.
768
00:34:20,449 --> 00:34:23,017
Elongate your neck.
Smile.
769
00:34:23,104 --> 00:34:24,366
Okay, well, can you elongate
your foot, please?
770
00:34:24,453 --> 00:34:25,889
- Big smile, or we'll lose.
-Ow!
771
00:34:25,976 --> 00:34:27,587
Brittney.
Hey! Excuse me.
772
00:34:27,717 --> 00:34:29,719
You are a grown woman,
You don't hit.
773
00:34:29,806 --> 00:34:30,720
Ow!
774
00:35:06,974 --> 00:35:08,193
Okay.
775
00:35:08,323 --> 00:35:10,195
- Let's go.
776
00:35:14,503 --> 00:35:15,852
This is so unfair.
777
00:35:15,939 --> 00:35:17,202
What?
778
00:35:17,289 --> 00:35:20,118
Your dinner, including
the extra-large shake,
779
00:35:20,205 --> 00:35:22,294
is, like, 4,800 calories
780
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:25,253
and 91 points
on Weight Watchers.
781
00:35:25,297 --> 00:35:27,037
- How do you do that?
-I just do.
782
00:35:27,081 --> 00:35:28,213
I know how many calories
are in everything.
783
00:35:28,343 --> 00:35:30,084
How many calories am I?
784
00:35:30,171 --> 00:35:31,651
What, you mean if I, like,
killed you and ate you?
785
00:35:31,738 --> 00:35:33,218
Yeah, roasted Reggie.
786
00:35:33,305 --> 00:35:35,220
What do you go, 220? 223?
787
00:35:35,350 --> 00:35:37,178
221. That's pretty good.
788
00:35:37,265 --> 00:35:38,223
I'm gonna minus out
the organs for you.
789
00:35:38,310 --> 00:35:39,876
Sure.
790
00:35:40,007 --> 00:35:42,183
You are 96,500 calories
791
00:35:42,270 --> 00:35:45,665
and 2,135 points
on Weight Watchers.
792
00:35:45,795 --> 00:35:47,319
Wow, that is crazy.
You're insane.
793
00:35:47,449 --> 00:35:49,669
I was a dancer growing up.
Small's better.
794
00:35:49,756 --> 00:35:51,627
Mm-mm. This is your issue.
795
00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,238
That call's coming
from inside of the house.
796
00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:54,804
Oh, okay.
797
00:35:54,891 --> 00:35:56,632
The guy who tweeted
about Michelle Obama's big ass
798
00:35:56,676 --> 00:35:58,199
says it's all in our heads?
799
00:35:58,286 --> 00:36:00,288
- God, that was a compliment.
-How about this?
800
00:36:00,332 --> 00:36:03,117
Just don't say anything
about anybody's body ever.
801
00:36:03,204 --> 00:36:04,336
- Period.
- How about this?
802
00:36:04,423 --> 00:36:05,685
We are physical creatures,
803
00:36:05,815 --> 00:36:07,774
and attraction
is a wonderful thing, period.
804
00:36:07,861 --> 00:36:09,297
Man, just lighten up.
805
00:36:09,341 --> 00:36:11,778
Why is the answer always
for women to just lighten up?
806
00:36:11,865 --> 00:36:14,911
Bullying, harassment.
"Babe, just lighten up."
807
00:36:15,042 --> 00:36:17,087
Oh, how did we get to rape,
mood killer? Damn!
808
00:36:17,131 --> 00:36:19,264
It is a slippery slope
from commenting on our bodies
809
00:36:19,394 --> 00:36:20,656
to wanting to own them.
810
00:36:20,700 --> 00:36:21,701
It's gender terrorism.
811
00:36:21,831 --> 00:36:22,919
You really believe that?
812
00:36:23,006 --> 00:36:25,052
Sometimes.
813
00:36:26,140 --> 00:36:29,012
Okay, and then other times,
I just want to look pretty.
814
00:36:35,062 --> 00:36:36,063
You are pretty.
815
00:36:40,067 --> 00:36:42,112
We got to get out of here.
816
00:36:42,156 --> 00:36:45,203
Got to crush
that audition tomorrow.
817
00:36:51,339 --> 00:36:53,863
That's Reggie Sadler.
818
00:36:53,950 --> 00:36:55,343
Thanks for getting mowed over
last year.
819
00:36:55,387 --> 00:36:58,216
You cost me two grand,
drunk hair bag.
820
00:36:58,303 --> 00:36:59,434
Let's go.
Who cares?
821
00:36:59,521 --> 00:37:01,306
Team's better off
without you, man.
822
00:37:01,436 --> 00:37:03,221
Come on.
Let's go.
823
00:37:03,308 --> 00:37:04,222
Yeah, that's right.
824
00:37:04,309 --> 00:37:05,919
Listen to your
fat-ass girlfriend!
825
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:15,972
Yo! Reggie!
826
00:37:16,059 --> 00:37:17,060
-- Come on, chill!
-- Reggie!
827
00:37:17,104 --> 00:37:18,540
Say it again!
828
00:37:18,627 --> 00:37:20,020
Yeah, you got the right
one today, bro.
829
00:37:20,107 --> 00:37:22,065
Reggie!
830
00:37:37,211 --> 00:37:38,647
Hi, can I help you?
831
00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:39,996
I need to know how much porn
my husband is looking at,
832
00:37:40,127 --> 00:37:41,476
but he clears
his history constantly.
833
00:37:41,563 --> 00:37:43,739
Can you help me?
834
00:37:43,783 --> 00:37:46,176
Of course. Right this way.
835
00:37:46,220 --> 00:37:47,917
- Okay.
- No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
836
00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,354
Do a system restore, Scout.
837
00:37:49,441 --> 00:37:51,530
I had to do it
for a lady last week.
838
00:37:51,617 --> 00:37:53,706
- You do this a lot?
- Oh, you have no idea.
839
00:37:53,793 --> 00:37:55,098
I got it.
I got it. I got it.
840
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:58,928
Okay, so this guy's hitting it
ten times a day.
841
00:37:59,015 --> 00:38:01,235
This dude was looking at porn
like it's his job.
842
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:03,237
Amateur Slamature,
Suburbanjugs,
843
00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:05,108
American Butts Only,
Tightpitts.
844
00:38:05,195 --> 00:38:07,023
Looks like he's on
a webcam site a lot.
845
00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:09,025
Wait, webcam,
that's with a live girl?
846
00:38:09,156 --> 00:38:10,897
Why do you look at porn
when you have someone
847
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:12,377
at home to have sex with?
848
00:38:12,464 --> 00:38:15,249
Easier, faster, more variety.
849
00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,120
It's not cheating.
It's just release.
850
00:38:17,207 --> 00:38:18,383
- No, no, no, man.
- That's disgusting.
851
00:38:18,470 --> 00:38:19,819
I think anything sexual
852
00:38:19,906 --> 00:38:22,212
outside of a relationship
is definitely cheating.
853
00:38:22,256 --> 00:38:24,606
And besides,
porn is degrading to women.
854
00:38:24,737 --> 00:38:26,391
Oh, my God.
You are so uptight.
855
00:38:26,478 --> 00:38:27,914
Everybody looks at porn.
856
00:38:28,001 --> 00:38:29,698
- No--
-No. No, no, no.
857
00:38:29,785 --> 00:38:31,831
You cannot separate your heart
from your genitals, man.
858
00:38:31,918 --> 00:38:33,049
- Okay, you're not--
- Let me guess.
859
00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:35,269
He tells you
that he's been working a lot.
860
00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:36,575
Oh, he's been working,
all right.
861
00:38:36,618 --> 00:38:38,054
He's been working
his damn ding-dong.
862
00:38:38,185 --> 00:38:39,229
It's not like
he has a girlfriend.
863
00:38:39,273 --> 00:38:41,493
No, this is so much worse.
864
00:38:41,623 --> 00:38:44,844
He can have whatever he wants
whenever he wants.
865
00:38:44,931 --> 00:38:48,151
The Internet is his girlfriend!
866
00:38:48,238 --> 00:38:50,632
What am I supposed to do, huh?
867
00:38:50,719 --> 00:38:52,982
I think you should do
whatever you want.
868
00:38:57,770 --> 00:38:59,380
Yeah, you're right.
869
00:38:59,467 --> 00:39:01,861
You are exactly right.
I can do whatever I want.
870
00:39:01,991 --> 00:39:04,167
Thank you for the depressing
focus group.
871
00:39:04,211 --> 00:39:05,430
I have an audition.
872
00:39:05,517 --> 00:39:06,387
Good luck on your journey.
873
00:39:06,431 --> 00:39:07,649
Thank you!
874
00:39:09,782 --> 00:39:11,827
Don't you have
your thing today?
875
00:39:11,914 --> 00:39:14,787
I don't think so, buddy.
Kind of fell apart last night.
876
00:39:16,832 --> 00:39:18,268
- Ah!
- Oh, hey!
877
00:39:18,312 --> 00:39:21,533
- Look who's here! Oh, wow!
- Oh, whoa!
878
00:39:21,620 --> 00:39:23,752
- Hello.
-Hi.
879
00:39:23,839 --> 00:39:26,102
Come with me?
Moral support.
880
00:39:26,233 --> 00:39:29,323
Plus, maybe all the women
will be eaten by bears.
881
00:39:29,410 --> 00:39:32,674
Sam, should we go cheer
for Justin?
882
00:39:32,761 --> 00:39:34,241
Yeah?
883
00:39:34,328 --> 00:39:37,244
Okay, I guess we'll go.
884
00:39:37,331 --> 00:39:39,246
Come on, Mike.
Hey.
885
00:39:41,466 --> 00:39:44,207
Open up.
I see you.
886
00:39:47,341 --> 00:39:49,343
Paige told me what happened.
887
00:39:49,430 --> 00:39:50,605
You're gonna miss
your audition.
888
00:39:50,692 --> 00:39:52,694
- I'm not doing that.
- Why not?
889
00:39:52,781 --> 00:39:56,132
'Cause it's stupid
and she told me off on camera.
890
00:39:56,219 --> 00:40:00,702
Said I was miserable
and that I pushed her away.
891
00:40:00,789 --> 00:40:01,921
Is any of that true?
892
00:40:04,140 --> 00:40:06,447
It's been a hard few years.
893
00:40:08,493 --> 00:40:10,582
I'm lost, man.
894
00:40:10,669 --> 00:40:12,714
I think a lot of people
feel like that.
895
00:40:12,845 --> 00:40:15,804
It's a hard time to be alive,
but I'll tell you what,
896
00:40:15,891 --> 00:40:18,851
I did not know
that you could dance like that.
897
00:40:20,505 --> 00:40:22,942
Why not do the show?
Be a part of something.
898
00:40:23,029 --> 00:40:24,247
See what happens.
899
00:40:27,163 --> 00:40:29,601
I just want her back.
900
00:40:29,688 --> 00:40:32,560
Is it possible that
you don't want Paige back?
901
00:40:32,604 --> 00:40:35,824
Is it possible
that you want you back?
902
00:40:40,612 --> 00:40:44,267
Oh, you're a lifesaver.
What prevents us?
903
00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:46,269
Final couple dance
starts now.
904
00:40:46,356 --> 00:40:47,619
Roll sound, please.
905
00:40:53,276 --> 00:40:54,582
- Um--
-I'm sorry.
906
00:40:54,626 --> 00:40:56,323
I'm sorry, sorry,
sorry I'm late.
907
00:41:09,902 --> 00:41:10,859
I'm weirdly invested
908
00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:12,644
in Spider-Man
and the meter maid.
909
00:41:19,607 --> 00:41:22,392
She's just glowing.
910
00:41:22,436 --> 00:41:25,961
I'm doing this, Alan.
You do something else.
911
00:41:32,533 --> 00:41:33,752
Final cuts in five.
912
00:41:33,839 --> 00:41:36,015
Ready the star drop.
Cue the lights, please.
913
00:41:36,145 --> 00:41:37,930
Oh, my God.
914
00:41:38,017 --> 00:41:39,584
- I'm so proud of you.
- Thank you.
915
00:41:39,671 --> 00:41:41,107
Hey, where's my
football player?
916
00:41:41,194 --> 00:41:43,762
Uh, he couldn't do it.
917
00:41:43,805 --> 00:41:46,547
- I'm just here for Justin.
- Sorry.
918
00:41:46,634 --> 00:41:49,724
Nah, don't be.
I mean, feel sorry for me.
919
00:41:49,811 --> 00:41:50,595
I'm the one
that's stuck in Detroit
920
00:41:50,725 --> 00:41:52,684
for the next four months.
921
00:41:52,771 --> 00:41:54,555
But you--you don't want to do
this show.
922
00:41:54,599 --> 00:41:56,601
I mean, all these people,
923
00:41:56,688 --> 00:41:57,993
their gonna have their lives
turned upside down.
924
00:41:58,080 --> 00:42:00,126
We're gonna look for dirt,
and we're gonna exploit it,
925
00:42:00,213 --> 00:42:02,432
and I'll feel bad,
926
00:42:02,476 --> 00:42:05,131
but not too bad
'cause that's my job.
927
00:42:05,218 --> 00:42:05,958
Yo.
928
00:42:07,786 --> 00:42:08,787
We doing this or what?
929
00:42:10,745 --> 00:42:12,617
Oh, who is that?
930
00:42:12,704 --> 00:42:14,575
All right,
it looks like you're up.
931
00:42:14,662 --> 00:42:16,838
- I don't have shoes.
- I brought them just in case.
932
00:42:16,925 --> 00:42:18,840
- She brought them just in case.
- O-okay.
933
00:42:18,927 --> 00:42:19,798
It's okay.
Just breathe.
934
00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:21,147
She's coming!
Slow but fast.
935
00:42:21,234 --> 00:42:22,278
Oh, my God, your hair!
Take it down.
936
00:42:22,409 --> 00:42:24,280
Sadler's in the zone.
Let's go.
937
00:42:24,411 --> 00:42:25,847
He's, like, really attractive
in person.
938
00:42:25,978 --> 00:42:27,283
Did you--
did you tell me that?
939
00:42:27,414 --> 00:42:28,937
Honey, I'm gonna
muss the hair in the back.
940
00:42:29,068 --> 00:42:30,286
-Just pull it back.
- You look beautiful, okay?
941
00:42:30,373 --> 00:42:32,288
You got to go.
You got to go.
942
00:42:32,375 --> 00:42:34,639
Beyoncé!
943
00:42:34,769 --> 00:42:35,857
I thought you got arrested.
944
00:42:35,944 --> 00:42:37,642
They both had warrants.
945
00:42:37,772 --> 00:42:39,948
Hey, we need some music.
946
00:42:40,035 --> 00:42:41,428
Check it out.
947
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:15,810
Let's do the lift.
948
00:43:15,897 --> 00:43:17,464
- What? No, no, no.
- Yeah.
949
00:43:17,551 --> 00:43:19,248
No, no, no, no!
950
00:43:38,050 --> 00:43:39,921
- Wow!
- Whoo!
951
00:43:43,490 --> 00:43:45,013
Yes!
952
00:43:48,364 --> 00:43:49,714
What?
What's up?
953
00:43:49,844 --> 00:43:51,063
Nothing. I--
954
00:43:54,153 --> 00:43:56,155
Thank you.
955
00:43:56,285 --> 00:43:57,330
Thanks for that.
956
00:44:00,725 --> 00:44:03,597
Thank you.
957
00:44:03,684 --> 00:44:05,599
Jessica, let me see your notes.
Let me see your notes.
958
00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:06,731
I want you to find out
everything you can
959
00:44:06,818 --> 00:44:09,516
about her family,
socioeconomics.
960
00:44:09,603 --> 00:44:12,171
- Who's the father of her kid?
- She didn't want to say.
961
00:44:12,258 --> 00:44:13,825
That means
there's something there.
962
00:44:13,912 --> 00:44:15,348
- Can you figure it out?
- Yeah.
963
00:44:15,391 --> 00:44:17,263
- Why are we doing this?
- 'Cause she's our story.
964
00:44:17,350 --> 00:44:19,569
How is she the story?
965
00:44:19,613 --> 00:44:22,572
She's gonna
fall in love with him,
966
00:44:22,616 --> 00:44:24,270
and he's gonna break her heart.
65698
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