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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:11,212 - * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR 2 00:00:11,245 --> 00:00:13,147 * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX * 3 00:00:13,181 --> 00:00:14,382 * SHAKE IT, DUDE 4 00:00:14,415 --> 00:00:22,356 * 5 00:00:28,362 --> 00:00:29,663 * ONE, TWO, DO IT 6 00:00:29,697 --> 00:00:32,100 * 7 00:00:32,133 --> 00:00:33,534 * ONE, TWO, THREE 8 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,303 - * FOUR, FOUR 9 00:00:35,336 --> 00:00:38,406 * 10 00:00:40,208 --> 00:00:43,177 [indistinct conversation] 11 00:00:44,512 --> 00:00:47,615 - STILL BATTLING KLEPTOMANIA, ANDREW? 12 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,550 YOU KNOW, THE FIRST STEP IS ADMITTING YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. 13 00:00:49,583 --> 00:00:51,785 - AH, KID'S BIRTHDAY THIS WEEKEND. 14 00:00:51,819 --> 00:00:53,187 GOOD THING FOR OUR STORE DISCOUNT. 15 00:00:53,221 --> 00:00:55,123 - YEAH, YOU COULD GO BROKE. 16 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,325 - WHICH IS WHY I HOPE I GET THAT JOB. 17 00:00:57,358 --> 00:00:58,826 - WHAT JOB? 18 00:00:58,859 --> 00:01:00,494 - DIDN'T YOU KNOW? 19 00:01:00,528 --> 00:01:02,830 THEY'RE MAKING BARBAROSA THE NEW DISTRICT MANAGER 20 00:01:02,863 --> 00:01:06,234 FOR ALL THE STORES IN THE STATE. 21 00:01:06,267 --> 00:01:07,568 - NO SHIT. - AND THEY'RE LETTING HIM 22 00:01:07,601 --> 00:01:09,370 PICK HIS OWN REPLACEMENT FROM INSIDE THE STORE, 23 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:11,839 SO I FIGURED, "FUCK, MIGHT AS WELL BE ME." 24 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:15,276 RIGHT? - RIGHT. 25 00:01:15,309 --> 00:01:19,713 - WELL, I BETTER GO PRACTICE MY ASS-KISSING. 26 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:22,716 WISH ME LUCK. - YOU GOT IT. 27 00:01:26,554 --> 00:01:28,489 - SO? AREN'T YOU GOING TO ASK ME? 28 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:29,590 - ASK YOU WHAT? 29 00:01:29,623 --> 00:01:32,826 - WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOU AS BARBAROSA'S REPLACEMENT. 30 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:35,529 I THINK YOU'D ROCK. - THANKS, BUT I LIKE MY JOB. 31 00:01:35,563 --> 00:01:38,499 BESIDES, BEING A MANAGER IS A LOT OF RESPONSIBILITY. 32 00:01:38,532 --> 00:01:40,201 - SO? YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 33 00:01:40,234 --> 00:01:42,536 BESIDES, YOU'RE MUCH BETTER QUALIFIED THAN ANDREW ANY DAY. 34 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,805 YOU'RE A BETTER WORKER, YOU'VE BEEN HERE LONGER, 35 00:01:44,838 --> 00:01:47,241 PEOPLE LIKE YOU BETTER, AND THEN THERE'S THE RAISE. 36 00:01:47,275 --> 00:01:49,310 - YEAH, I GUESS. - COME ON. 37 00:01:49,343 --> 00:01:50,844 IF YOU WANNA GET AHEAD, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO LEARN 38 00:01:50,878 --> 00:01:53,281 TO DO A LITTLE BIT OF ASS-KISSING, LIKE ANDREW, 39 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:56,250 AND SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU CAN KISS ASS WITH THE BEST OF THEM. 40 00:01:58,386 --> 00:02:01,755 [techno music] 41 00:02:01,789 --> 00:02:04,758 - DID I TELL YOU MY DAD WANTS TO SEND ME TO MILITARY SCHOOL? 42 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:07,161 I SAID, "FUCK, NO!" 43 00:02:07,195 --> 00:02:08,896 - I THINK YOUR DAD MIGHT BE RIGHT. 44 00:02:08,929 --> 00:02:10,431 A LITTLE MILITARY SCHOOL OR SOMETHING 45 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:11,832 MIGHT DO YOU SOME GOOD. 46 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:13,667 - I ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO MILITARY SCHOOL. 47 00:02:13,701 --> 00:02:16,370 YOU KNOW, THOSE SLEEK UNIFORMS, WELL CUT. 48 00:02:16,404 --> 00:02:19,540 - TAKING ORDERS, GETTING PUNISHED WHEN YOU'RE NAUGHTY. 49 00:02:19,573 --> 00:02:21,475 - YES, SIR. SORRY, SIR. 50 00:02:21,509 --> 00:02:23,644 - [laughs] - OW! 51 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,746 - AND DON'T FORGET SHOWERING WITH ALL THOSE CADETS. 52 00:02:25,779 --> 00:02:26,747 - OOH. [laughter] 53 00:02:26,780 --> 00:02:30,284 - MMM, CADETS. 54 00:02:30,318 --> 00:02:31,952 all: OH! 55 00:02:31,985 --> 00:02:34,822 - OH, MY. WHO EVER THOUGHT WE'D SEE THE DAY? 56 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:37,258 BRIAN KINNEY DRIVING AN ECONOMY COMPACT. 57 00:02:37,291 --> 00:02:38,926 - SUBCOMPACT. 58 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:41,462 - AND I HAVE TO GET A NEW CAR THIS WEEK. 59 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,731 - ANOTHER FUCK-MOBILE? 60 00:02:43,764 --> 00:02:45,966 - PLEASE, AT HIS AGE, HE NEEDS ALL THE HELP HE CAN GET 61 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:48,602 TO ATTRACT THOSE HOT, YOUNG THINGS. 62 00:02:48,636 --> 00:02:50,338 - I THOUGHT AFTER WHAT HAPPENED, 63 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:52,806 YOU MIGHT CONSIDER SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE PRACTICAL. 64 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:54,742 - WHAT, LIKE SOMETHING AN ACCOUNTANT MIGHT DRIVE? 65 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:57,345 - YOU DON'T WANT ANY MORE WEIRDOS RAMMING INTO YOU. 66 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:58,746 - NEVER HEARD HIM COMPLAIN ABOUT THAT BEFORE. 67 00:02:58,779 --> 00:03:01,615 - [scoffs] 68 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,951 - SEE YOU LATER. - LATER. 69 00:03:03,984 --> 00:03:06,487 - ALL RIGHT. [indistinct chatter] 70 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,289 - I DON'T KNOW. 71 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:09,557 - YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT IT, THOUGH, AREN'T YOU? 72 00:03:09,590 --> 00:03:11,525 - PLEASE. 73 00:03:17,465 --> 00:03:18,966 [chuckles] 74 00:03:18,999 --> 00:03:21,969 [dance music] 75 00:03:22,002 --> 00:03:23,637 - HEY. 76 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,673 YOU FUCKING PERVERT. 77 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:26,740 - DAD! 78 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,343 - [grunting] - BRIAN? 79 00:03:29,377 --> 00:03:31,512 - OH, MY GOD, STOP IT! - GET OFF HIM! 80 00:03:31,545 --> 00:03:33,914 DAD! - BRIAN! 81 00:03:33,947 --> 00:03:36,450 BRIAN. YOU OKAY? 82 00:03:36,484 --> 00:03:40,254 - JESUS. - ALL RIGHT? 83 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:41,689 - [grunting] - HOLD ON, HOLD ON. 84 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:45,426 - IT'S HIS DAD, STOP IT. 85 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:48,929 - THAT'S IT, JUSTIN. THAT IS IT. 86 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,399 YOU COME HOME WITH ME RIGHT NOW, 87 00:03:51,432 --> 00:03:53,801 OR YOU NEVER COME HOME AGAIN. 88 00:03:53,834 --> 00:03:56,637 - FUCK! 89 00:03:56,670 --> 00:03:59,607 - * SWEET, SWEET, SWEET 90 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:03,611 - NEVER AGAIN. 91 00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:07,315 DID YOU HEAR ME? 92 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:11,585 I SAID, "NEVER AGAIN!" 93 00:04:11,619 --> 00:04:15,723 - GO! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! GO! 94 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,058 I'M NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN. 95 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:19,427 NEVER! - JUSTIN. 96 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,329 - FUCKING NEVER! 97 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,298 - STOP. - [sobs] 98 00:04:35,609 --> 00:04:37,678 SO MY DAD WAS KICKING HIM AND BEATING HIM, 99 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,413 AND I JUMPED ON HIS BACK, I PULLED HIM OFF, 100 00:04:39,447 --> 00:04:40,648 AND THEN I START PUNCHING HIM. 101 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:41,715 - AND DON'T FORGET HOW YOU SINGLE-HANDEDLY 102 00:04:41,749 --> 00:04:44,385 FOUGHT OFF THE ATTACK DOGS. - OR HOW YOU FOILED 103 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:46,920 THAT ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT BY THE IRANIAN DEATH SQUAD. 104 00:04:46,954 --> 00:04:49,657 - [laughs] - YOU BOYS THINK THIS IS FUNNY? 105 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:51,592 HUH, IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF SOME EVENING ENTERTAINMENT? 106 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,060 THIS POOR CHILD'S BEEN FUCKING TRAUMATIZED, 107 00:04:53,093 --> 00:04:55,796 WATCHING HIS FATHER GO BERSERK LIKE THAT. 108 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,765 AND AS FOR YOU, 109 00:04:57,798 --> 00:05:00,468 I TOLD YOU THERE'D BE TROUBLE, AND YOU DIDN'T LISTEN. 110 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:02,436 - IT'S NOT HIS FAULT, AND I'M NOT A CHILD. 111 00:05:02,470 --> 00:05:03,437 I'M TURNING 18 SOON. 112 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:04,572 THAT MEANS I CAN VOTE 113 00:05:04,605 --> 00:05:05,773 AND GET MARRIED AND JOIN THE ARMY. 114 00:05:05,806 --> 00:05:07,408 - HOPEFULLY NOT IN THE SAME DAY. 115 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:09,977 - MAYBE SO, BUT AS FAR AS YOUR PARENTS ARE CONCERNED, 116 00:05:10,010 --> 00:05:12,580 YOU'RE STILL THEIR SWEET, INNOCENT, LITTLE BOY. 117 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:14,515 THEY'RE NOT READY TO THINK OF YOU SUCKING COCK 118 00:05:14,548 --> 00:05:15,349 AND TAKING IT UP THE ASS. 119 00:05:15,383 --> 00:05:16,750 - MA, DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO GRAPHIC? 120 00:05:16,784 --> 00:05:18,552 - [laughs] - MICHAEL, I AM MAKING A POINT. 121 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:21,722 WOULD YOU PLEASE NOT INTERRUPT WHEN I'M TALKING? 122 00:05:22,990 --> 00:05:24,592 SO WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? 123 00:05:24,625 --> 00:05:26,360 - SOMETHING ABOUT... - SUCKING COCK... 124 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:27,395 - TAKING IT UP THE ASS. 125 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:30,431 - RIGHT. SO... 126 00:05:30,464 --> 00:05:32,500 THEY'RE NOT READY TO SEE YOU AS A MAN, 127 00:05:32,533 --> 00:05:34,034 ESPECIALLY A GAY MAN. 128 00:05:34,067 --> 00:05:35,903 YOU KNOW, THEY NEED EDUCATING, 129 00:05:35,936 --> 00:05:37,037 SO THEY UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 130 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:39,507 - WHAT ABOUT WHAT I'M GOING THROUGH? 131 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:43,043 YOU KNOW, HIS FATHER ALMOST BROKE MY FUCKING RIBS. 132 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:44,111 YOU KNOW, I SHOULD HAVE HIM ARRESTED. 133 00:05:44,144 --> 00:05:45,679 - LEAVE IT ALONE. 134 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:48,982 YOU'VE DONE ENOUGH DAMAGE TONIGHT. 135 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,951 [whispers] SHIT. 136 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:54,021 - MA, ARE YOU OKAY? 137 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,022 - YEAH, I'M FINE, HONEY. 138 00:05:55,055 --> 00:05:56,690 I'M JUST TIRED. [chuckles] 139 00:05:56,724 --> 00:05:59,693 I'VE BEEN WORKING SINCE 6:00 A.M. 140 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:05,098 - MA! - OH, MY GOD. 141 00:06:05,132 --> 00:06:07,000 - DEB, YOU OKAY? - SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP! 142 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,402 - IS DEBBIE OKAY? 143 00:06:08,436 --> 00:06:09,837 - SOMEBODY GET SOME HELP! - CALL DR. LEE. 144 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:11,505 - STOP SCREAMING! 145 00:06:11,539 --> 00:06:14,942 I CAN--I-I-I CAN-- I HAVEN'T LOST MY HEARING. 146 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,878 I JUST LOST MY HAIR. OH, MICHAEL. 147 00:06:17,911 --> 00:06:20,614 - I'M GONNA TAKE YOU TO THE HOSPITAL. 148 00:06:20,648 --> 00:06:21,949 - NO, I HAVE TO FINISH MY SHIFT. 149 00:06:21,982 --> 00:06:24,151 - YOUR SHIFT'S OVER, MA. 150 00:06:24,184 --> 00:06:27,154 - I SWALLOWED MY GUM. 151 00:06:27,187 --> 00:06:30,123 MICHAEL, HELP ME PUT THIS BACK ON. 152 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:38,832 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING? - I WASN'T. 153 00:06:38,866 --> 00:06:40,033 - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. YOU NEVER DO. 154 00:06:40,067 --> 00:06:41,969 YOU JUST...ACT. 155 00:06:42,002 --> 00:06:43,804 - I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO. 156 00:06:43,837 --> 00:06:45,606 - WHAT YOU HAD TO DO? 157 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,907 CRAIG, DO YOU KNOW 158 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,776 HOW CLOSE WE ARE TO LOSING HIM? WHAT DO YOU DO? 159 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:50,511 YOU PRACTICALLY PUSH HIM OUT THE DOOR. 160 00:06:50,544 --> 00:06:53,046 - I TOLD HIM TO COME HOME, JEN. HE WOULDN'T. 161 00:06:53,080 --> 00:06:54,882 - WHO WOULD, WITH A LUNATIC? 162 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:56,183 - LOOK, I'M TRYING TO PROTECT OUR SON. 163 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,218 - IT'S YOU HE NEEDS PROTECTION FROM. 164 00:06:58,251 --> 00:06:59,853 NO WONDER HE'S OUT THERE. 165 00:06:59,887 --> 00:07:02,523 - YEAH, WELL, HE MADE HIS CHOICE. 166 00:07:02,556 --> 00:07:04,057 - WHAT DID YOU... WHAT DID YOU SAY? 167 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,527 - I SAID HE MADE HIS CHOICE, JEN! 168 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:09,229 I GAVE HIM A CHOICE. HE MADE IT! 169 00:07:09,262 --> 00:07:11,031 - OH. 170 00:07:11,064 --> 00:07:15,669 OH... BIG MAN. 171 00:07:15,703 --> 00:07:17,838 BIG MAN. 172 00:07:17,871 --> 00:07:19,573 - JEN-- 173 00:07:19,607 --> 00:07:21,775 - DON'T COME UPSTAIRS. I MEAN IT. 174 00:07:21,809 --> 00:07:23,210 I DON'T WANNA SEE YOU. 175 00:07:23,243 --> 00:07:26,847 - I AM NOT GONNA BE HUMILIATED BY A BUNCH OF-- 176 00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:30,083 - FAGS? 177 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:34,054 [groans] I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BIG MAN. 178 00:07:34,087 --> 00:07:36,857 YOU ALREADY HAVE BEEN. 179 00:07:39,259 --> 00:07:42,195 [groans] 180 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:51,772 - HOW ABOUT I MAKE YOU SOME CINNAMON TOAST? 181 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:53,707 - AND TEA. 182 00:07:53,741 --> 00:07:54,975 - I DON'T WANT ANY CINNAMON TOAST, 183 00:07:55,008 --> 00:07:56,810 AND I DON'T WANT ANY TEA. 184 00:07:56,844 --> 00:07:58,712 WHAT I WANT IS YOU ALL TO STOP MAKING A FUSS OVER ME 185 00:07:58,746 --> 00:08:00,681 AND GO HOME. 186 00:08:00,714 --> 00:08:01,582 YOU ALL HAVE TO BE AT WORK TOMORROW. 187 00:08:01,615 --> 00:08:03,150 SO DO I. 188 00:08:03,183 --> 00:08:04,752 - I ALREADY TOLD YOU, YOU'RE NOT GOING IN TO WORK. 189 00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:06,854 YOU'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND TAKE IT EASY. 190 00:08:06,887 --> 00:08:09,523 - I CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE IT EASY. 191 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,924 - IT'S NOT GONNA KILL YOU TO STAY HOME 192 00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:11,992 FOR A DAY OR TWO, DEB. 193 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:14,995 - BED REST IS AN IMPORTANT PART OF EVERY RECOVERY. 194 00:08:15,028 --> 00:08:17,798 - THANK YOU, DOOGIE HOWSER. 195 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:21,168 - AS AN EXTRA ADDED BONUS, YOU GET TO WATCH THE VIEW. 196 00:08:21,201 --> 00:08:23,771 - HEY. 197 00:08:23,804 --> 00:08:25,205 DON'T WORRY, UNCLE VIC. - [groans] 198 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,675 - SHE'S OKAY. THE DOCTOR SAID IT'S JUST EXHAUSTION. 199 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:30,578 THAT'S ALL. - "JUST EXHAUSTION." 200 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:33,180 YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW TIRED YOU HAVE TO BE TO FALL OVER? 201 00:08:33,213 --> 00:08:35,315 THAT'S HOW TIRED YOUR MOTHER IS, 202 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:38,085 AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF ME. [scoffs] 203 00:08:38,118 --> 00:08:39,953 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 204 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:42,890 THINK ABOUT HOW UNHAPPY SHE'D BE WITHOUT YOU. 205 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:45,158 - BUT I'M THE REASON SHE'S PUSHING HERSELF SO HARD, 206 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:49,029 WORKING DOUBLE SHIFTS... TO PAY OFF MY DEBTS. 207 00:08:49,062 --> 00:08:51,098 SHE'S EVEN TAKEN OUT A SECOND MORTGAGE. 208 00:08:51,131 --> 00:08:52,700 - WHAT, ON OUR HOUSE? - YEAH. 209 00:08:52,733 --> 00:08:54,568 SHE COULDN'T GET MUCH, BUT SHE DID. 210 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,769 - WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 211 00:08:55,803 --> 00:08:58,806 - SHE MADE ME PROMISE NOT TO. 212 00:09:02,610 --> 00:09:04,344 - [sighs] 213 00:09:04,377 --> 00:09:08,215 I'M LUCKY I STILL HAVE ALL MY TEETH. 214 00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,818 AND NO BLACK EYE. 215 00:09:10,851 --> 00:09:12,686 HOW DO I LOOK? 216 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,689 - GREAT. YOU ALWAYS LOOK GREAT. 217 00:09:19,292 --> 00:09:23,030 I'M SORRY, FOR MY DAD AND EVERYTHING. 218 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:25,933 - YEAH, WELL, SORRY'S BULLSHIT. 219 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:29,970 - LOOK, I DIDN'T MEAN TO CAUSE YOU ANY PROBLEMS. 220 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,972 IT'S-- 221 00:09:35,676 --> 00:09:37,945 WELL, I'M GONNA GO. 222 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,347 - WHERE? 223 00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:42,750 - I DON'T KNOW. 224 00:09:42,783 --> 00:09:45,686 I'LL FIND SOMEPLACE. 225 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:47,655 - JUSTIN. 226 00:09:51,091 --> 00:09:54,027 [sighs] YOU CAN STAY HERE. 227 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:01,769 ON THE SOFA. 228 00:10:17,284 --> 00:10:19,386 YOU'RE NOT CRYING, ARE YOU? 229 00:10:19,419 --> 00:10:22,990 - I'M NOT SOME LITTLE FAGGOT. 230 00:10:23,023 --> 00:10:25,726 - NO, YOU'RE NOT. 231 00:10:25,759 --> 00:10:28,095 YOU'RE PRETTY BRAVE, ACTUALLY, 232 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:30,063 STANDING UP TO YOUR FATHER LIKE THAT. 233 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:34,668 - HE WAS HURTING YOU. 234 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:37,637 - GET SOME SLEEP. 235 00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,791 [pop music] 236 00:10:57,825 --> 00:11:04,932 * 237 00:11:04,965 --> 00:11:09,870 - * THIS CAN'T BE OVER 238 00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:14,174 * I COULDN'T FACE THE PAIN * 239 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:18,078 * SO LET'S JUST START OVER * 240 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:22,182 * AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN * 241 00:11:22,215 --> 00:11:24,184 * 242 00:11:24,217 --> 00:11:28,856 * YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT 243 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:33,794 * IF WE NEVER TRY TO FIND * 244 00:11:33,827 --> 00:11:36,997 * WHAT'S WRONG OR RIGHT 245 00:11:37,030 --> 00:11:42,870 * OUT OF SIGHT, OUT OF MIND * 246 00:11:42,903 --> 00:11:50,844 * 247 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:57,818 * YOUR SENSES REELING 248 00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:02,355 * SO HARD TO MAINTAIN 249 00:12:02,389 --> 00:12:06,960 * WELL, I KNOW WHAT I'M FEELING * 250 00:12:06,994 --> 00:12:10,030 * AGAIN AND AGAIN 251 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,033 * AGAIN AND AGAIN * 252 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:14,835 - SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, MIKEY? 253 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,436 - THE JEEP'S ALWAYS HOT. 254 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,071 - WHAT IS HE DOING AT YOUR PLACE? 255 00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:19,840 - HE HAD TO STAY SOMEWHERE. 256 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,242 - THE AUDI TT'S A FUCK MACHINE, 257 00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:24,211 BUT THE GUYS WHO DRIVE IT, THEY USUALLY AREN'T. 258 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,815 - HIS DAD ALMOST BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. 259 00:12:27,848 --> 00:12:30,150 - THE BOXSTER'S SEXY... 260 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:32,152 IF YOU HAVE A LITTLE DICK. 261 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:33,921 WHAT DO YOU THINK? - WHAT DO I THINK? 262 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:35,222 IT'S OBVIOUS YOU DON'T CARE 263 00:12:35,255 --> 00:12:36,523 WHAT I THINK ABOUT YOUR BOY WONDER. 264 00:12:36,556 --> 00:12:37,324 WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE 265 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:38,859 HOW I FEEL ABOUT YOUR BATMOBILE? 266 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,327 WHY DON'T YOU GET THE JEEP FOR MONDAY, 267 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:42,329 THE AUDI FOR TUESDAY, AND THE BOXSTER FOR WEDNESDAY? 268 00:12:42,362 --> 00:12:43,964 - HEY! - WELL, LIKE, 269 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:45,265 YOU'RE SITTING HERE, TRYING TO DECIDE 270 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:46,199 WHAT NEW HOT CAR TO BUY, 271 00:12:46,233 --> 00:12:47,968 AND MY MOM MIGHT LOSE HER FUCKING HOUSE. 272 00:12:48,001 --> 00:12:50,270 I GOTTA GET TO WORK. 273 00:12:50,303 --> 00:12:53,306 - MICHAEL... 274 00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,475 IF YOU NEED MONEY-- - NO. 275 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,543 - LOOK, I'VE HAD AN AMAZING YEAR. 276 00:12:56,576 --> 00:12:59,512 - THAT'S GREAT, BUT THANKS ANYWAY. 277 00:12:59,546 --> 00:13:01,014 - I'M OFFERING YOU A FUCKING GIFT, 278 00:13:01,048 --> 00:13:02,549 FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. - I KNOW. 279 00:13:02,582 --> 00:13:06,419 I JUST CAN'T. - WHY? 280 00:13:06,453 --> 00:13:08,421 - BECAUSE YOU'RE ALWAYS THERE FOR ME, 281 00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:10,523 TAKING CARE OF THINGS, 282 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:12,092 FIGHTING OFF THE BULLIES AT SCHOOL 283 00:13:12,125 --> 00:13:13,360 AND GIVING ME THE ANSWERS TO TESTS 284 00:13:13,393 --> 00:13:16,429 AND TAKING ME TO THE HOSPITAL THE FIRST TIME I GOT GONORRHEA, 285 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:19,566 AND-- 286 00:13:19,599 --> 00:13:22,502 THIS-- THIS IS MY MOM, 287 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:27,307 AND...THIS IS SOMETHING I HAVE TO DO FOR HER, BY MYSELF. 288 00:13:33,013 --> 00:13:35,983 - SO MY DAD TRIED TO BEAT UP BRIAN, 289 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,185 AND DEBBIE ALMOST DIED IN FRONT OF US, 290 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,387 AND THEN, I SPENT THE NIGHT AT BRIAN'S. 291 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,322 WHAT'D YOU DO? - UH... 292 00:13:42,355 --> 00:13:45,325 HAD VEGETARIAN LASAGNA AND READ A LESSON BEFORE DYING, 293 00:13:45,358 --> 00:13:48,061 WHICH IS EXACTLY WHAT IT FELT LIKE. 294 00:13:48,095 --> 00:13:49,129 - JUSTIN? 295 00:13:49,162 --> 00:13:52,365 HI, DAPHNE. - HI. 296 00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:56,269 - BROUGHT YOU YOUR UNIFORM AND YOUR BOOKS. 297 00:13:56,303 --> 00:13:57,905 I KNOW YOU'VE GOT THAT ESSAY DUE TODAY. 298 00:13:57,938 --> 00:14:01,141 - TOMORROW. 299 00:14:01,174 --> 00:14:03,143 - YOU ALL RIGHT? 300 00:14:03,176 --> 00:14:06,079 - I'M FINE. 301 00:14:06,113 --> 00:14:07,447 - I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU LAST NIGHT. 302 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:10,217 WHERE WERE YOU? - WHERE DO YOU THINK? 303 00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,619 - JUSTIN, PLEASE WAIT. 304 00:14:12,652 --> 00:14:14,654 I WANT YOU TO COME HOME. 305 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,456 - AFTER WHAT DAD DID? NO WAY. 306 00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:17,624 - HE--HE GOT CRAZY. 307 00:14:17,657 --> 00:14:18,491 HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT HE WAS DOING, 308 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:21,228 BUT WE CAN WORK THIS OUT, I PROMISE. 309 00:14:21,261 --> 00:14:23,630 - YEAH, DON'T PROMISE. 310 00:14:23,663 --> 00:14:26,299 NOW, WOULD YOU PLEASE GO? 311 00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,367 - DO YOU NEED ANYTHING? 312 00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:31,104 - FOR YOU TO GO. 313 00:14:31,138 --> 00:14:33,140 [school bell rings] 314 00:14:35,142 --> 00:14:37,577 - BOO. 315 00:14:37,610 --> 00:14:40,080 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP? 316 00:14:40,113 --> 00:14:42,115 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING A NAP. 317 00:14:42,149 --> 00:14:44,985 - WELL, NAPS ARE BRIEF. THAT'S WHY IT'S A SHORT WORD. 318 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:46,119 HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDS? 319 00:14:46,153 --> 00:14:49,656 - YES, I'VE TAKEN MY MEDS. 320 00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:52,926 - WHAT IS THIS? 321 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:54,527 "APARTMENTS FOR RENT"? 322 00:14:54,561 --> 00:14:57,197 WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT APARTMENTS FOR RENT? 323 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:58,665 - DON'T GET YOUR TITTIES IN A TWIST. 324 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:01,401 - I'M NOT SELLING THE HOUSE, IF THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK. 325 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:04,471 - OF COURSE, YOU'RE NOT SELLING THE HOUSE. 326 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,307 IT'S FOR ME. 327 00:15:07,340 --> 00:15:08,441 I'M THINKING OF MOVING OUT. 328 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:10,577 I'M FEELING MUCH BETTER NOW, 329 00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,245 AND WITH MY DISABILITY, I CAN AFFORD 330 00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:13,380 TO GET A ROOM SOMEWHERE. 331 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:15,582 - YOU HAVE A ROOM SOMEWHERE, HERE. 332 00:15:15,615 --> 00:15:19,052 - I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL OBLIGATED! 333 00:15:21,488 --> 00:15:22,555 - OBLIGATED? 334 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:24,257 YOU KNOW, YOU ARE COMING THIS CLOSE 335 00:15:24,291 --> 00:15:25,258 TO GETTING PUNCHED OUT. 336 00:15:25,292 --> 00:15:27,294 - YOUR DOCTOR TOLD YOU NOT TO EXERT YOURSELF. 337 00:15:27,327 --> 00:15:28,195 - WELL, FUCK HIM! 338 00:15:28,228 --> 00:15:29,696 I PUNCHED YOU OUT WHEN YOU WERE A KID, 339 00:15:29,729 --> 00:15:32,665 AND I CAN PUNCH YOU OUT NOW. 340 00:15:36,603 --> 00:15:38,705 I WANT SOME SOUP. 341 00:15:38,738 --> 00:15:42,242 - CHICKEN NOODLE? 342 00:15:42,275 --> 00:15:44,211 - YEAH. 343 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:54,354 [sighs] 344 00:15:58,125 --> 00:15:59,392 WHEN YOU CAME BACK FROM NEW YORK, 345 00:15:59,426 --> 00:16:02,229 I DIDN'T TAKE YOU IN 'CAUSE I FELT OBLIGATED. 346 00:16:02,262 --> 00:16:06,199 I TOOK YOU IN 'CAUSE I WANTED TO. 347 00:16:06,233 --> 00:16:08,568 HELL, I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. - OH! 348 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,503 YEAH, LET'S. 349 00:16:10,537 --> 00:16:12,605 THE DEMENTIA, THE THRUSH... 350 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,242 THE C.M.V., THAT WAS A LAUGH AND A HALF. 351 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:19,146 - I MEAN, I WANT YOU HERE SICK, 352 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,082 AND I WANT YOU HERE WELL. 353 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:25,118 I'LL TAKE YOU ANY WAY I CAN GET YOU. 354 00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:30,590 SO UNLESS YOU'RE GONNA BE READING THE FUNNIES... 355 00:16:30,623 --> 00:16:34,027 [sniffs] I'M JUST GONNA TOSS THIS. 356 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,163 WHERE'S MY SOUP? 357 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:38,765 I'LL SERVE. I DON'T WANNA GET RUSTY. 358 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:46,073 - HI. JENNIFER TAYLOR, JUSTIN'S MOTHER. 359 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:49,709 OKAY. SO... 360 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:52,745 I GOT HIS CLOTHES, A SKETCH PAD, 361 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:55,415 SHOES, UNDERWEAR, 362 00:16:55,448 --> 00:16:58,551 OH, THE YELLOW SUBMARINE. IT'S HIS FAVORITE, 363 00:16:58,585 --> 00:17:00,120 HE'S WATCHED IT A MILLION TIMES. 364 00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,754 DID YOU KNOW HE WANTED TO BE AN ANIMATOR? 365 00:17:01,788 --> 00:17:05,392 - NO, I-I-- - NO, YOU WOULDN'T. 366 00:17:05,425 --> 00:17:08,428 A CHECK, A CHECK. 367 00:17:08,461 --> 00:17:11,598 HERE WE GO. 368 00:17:11,631 --> 00:17:14,234 - FOR WHAT? - WELL, JUSTIN'S EXPENSIVE. 369 00:17:14,267 --> 00:17:15,535 HE EATS LIKE A FOOTBALL PLAYER, HE GOES THROUGH CLOTHES 370 00:17:15,568 --> 00:17:16,536 FASTER THAN I CAN BUY THEM, 371 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:19,406 AND HE'S ALWAYS NEEDING SOMETHING FOR SCHOOL. 372 00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:20,540 - YOU THINK HE'S STAYING WITH ME? 373 00:17:20,573 --> 00:17:22,175 - WHERE ELSE? - WELL, I DON'T KNOW, 374 00:17:22,209 --> 00:17:24,544 BUT HE'S NOT MOVING INTO MY PLACE. 375 00:17:24,577 --> 00:17:26,279 - WELL... 376 00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,148 HE'S GONNA HAVE TO LIVE SOMEWHERE, 377 00:17:28,181 --> 00:17:30,150 SINCE HE TOLD ME HE'S NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN. 378 00:17:30,183 --> 00:17:32,285 - WHY DO YOU CARE WHAT HE SAYS? 379 00:17:32,319 --> 00:17:34,487 YOU'RE HIS MOTHER. COME AND GET HIM. 380 00:17:34,521 --> 00:17:38,291 - IF I CAME AND GOT HIM, HE WOULD JUST, UH, RUN AWAY, 381 00:17:38,325 --> 00:17:40,693 AND I MIGHT NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN. 382 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,463 DO YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO RUNAWAY KIDS, MR. KINNEY? 383 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,764 - THEY END UP ON MILK CARTONS. 384 00:17:44,797 --> 00:17:47,234 - OR WORSE. 385 00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:52,439 AT LEAST WITH YOU... I KNOW WHERE HE IS. 386 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,841 - HE'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. 387 00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:57,477 - OH, YES, HE IS. 388 00:17:57,510 --> 00:18:00,380 YOU SEDUCED HIM, YOU S-- FUCKED HIM, 389 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:02,282 SO NOW HE'S YOURS. 390 00:18:02,315 --> 00:18:06,186 JUST KINDLY, SEE THAT HE TAKES HIS ALLERGY MEDICINE 391 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,854 AND, UH... 392 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:11,491 AND DOES HIS HOMEWORK AND GETS TO SCHOOL ON TIME. 393 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:17,464 AND... 394 00:18:17,497 --> 00:18:20,800 AND TELL HIM THAT WE LOVE HIM. 395 00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:35,382 - * RIDI, PAGLIACCIO * 396 00:18:35,415 --> 00:18:37,550 - HEY, BOB. YOU SOUND GREAT. 397 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,818 - OH, THANKS, MIKE. [chuckles] 398 00:18:38,851 --> 00:18:40,487 I DIDN'T REALIZE I HAD AN AUDIENCE. 399 00:18:40,520 --> 00:18:41,854 - YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN AN OPERA SINGER. 400 00:18:41,888 --> 00:18:43,690 - WELL, I WANTED TO BE ONE ONCE, 401 00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,392 BUT THEN I HAD TO MAKE A CHOICE. 402 00:18:45,425 --> 00:18:48,428 THE MET, OR THE BIG "Q." 403 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:50,330 - WELL, OBVIOUSLY, IT'S PAYING OFF. 404 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,431 CONGRATULATIONS ON THE PROMOTION. 405 00:18:51,464 --> 00:18:53,366 - OH, THANKS. 406 00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,502 DISTRICT MANAGER. BIG RESPONSIBILITY. 407 00:18:55,535 --> 00:18:58,338 - I BET. HAVE YOU, UH, PICKED YOUR REPLACEMENT YET? 408 00:18:58,371 --> 00:18:59,772 - OH, NO, NO, NO. 409 00:18:59,806 --> 00:19:01,374 COUPLE OF PEOPLE HAVE EXPRESSED SOME INTEREST, 410 00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:04,311 YOU KNOW. - YEAH, I KNOW. UM... 411 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,478 I HOPE YOU WOULDN'T MIND, 412 00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:07,580 I'D LIKE TO TOSS MY HAT IN THE RING. 413 00:19:07,614 --> 00:19:10,583 - WELL, SURE, MIKE. SURE. 414 00:19:10,617 --> 00:19:12,685 TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, I NEVER REALLY HAD YOU PEGGED 415 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,587 FOR THE AMBITIOUS TYPE. 416 00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:17,624 - WELL, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FOCUSED ON MY JOB, 417 00:19:17,657 --> 00:19:19,626 YOU KNOW, DOING IT WELL. 418 00:19:19,659 --> 00:19:21,394 A PROMOTION SHOULDN'T BE ABOUT WHAT'S GOOD FOR ME, 419 00:19:21,428 --> 00:19:22,662 BUT WHAT'S GOOD FOR THE COMPANY. 420 00:19:22,695 --> 00:19:24,797 - WELL, YOU KNOW SOMETHING, MIKE? 421 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:28,501 A LOT OF PEOPLE DO NOT FEEL THAT WAY. 422 00:19:28,535 --> 00:19:33,373 MOSTLY, THEY'RE JUST KIND OF IN IT FOR THEMSELVES, YOU KNOW? 423 00:19:33,406 --> 00:19:35,342 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 424 00:19:35,375 --> 00:19:36,876 THEY'RE HAVING A LITTLE CONGRATULATION DINNER 425 00:19:36,909 --> 00:19:39,546 FOR ME TOMORROW NIGHT, OVER AT DOMINIC'S. 426 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,381 - MM-HMM. 427 00:19:41,414 --> 00:19:43,416 - WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG? 428 00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:45,852 - WOW! THANKS, BOB. THAT'D BE GREAT. 429 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:50,590 - OKAY. AND, UH, BRING YOUR LADY. 430 00:19:52,392 --> 00:19:54,227 - HE WANTS ME TO BRING MY LADY. 431 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:57,230 - STRAIGHT GUYS REALLY SAY THINGS LIKE "BRING YOUR LADY"? 432 00:19:57,264 --> 00:19:58,665 - THEY SAY WORSE THAN THAT. 433 00:19:58,698 --> 00:19:59,766 - I DON'T HAVE A LADY. 434 00:19:59,799 --> 00:20:01,568 - NO, YOU HAVE SOMETHING BETTER, 435 00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,670 DR. DREAMBOAT. - [chuckles] 436 00:20:03,703 --> 00:20:05,872 - WELL, I CAN FIX YOU UP WITH MY SISTER... 437 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:08,275 ONLY SHE LOOKS LIKE ME IN A DRESS. 438 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,244 - [laughs] OKAY, THAT'S A TERRIFYING THOUGHT. 439 00:20:11,278 --> 00:20:13,846 - OR MAYBE EMMETT COULD DRESS UP LIKE HE DID LAST HALLOWEEN. 440 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,583 - NO, EMMETT COULD NOT. 441 00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,650 BESIDES, HOW WOULD YOU EXPLAIN 442 00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,819 THAT YOU'RE DATING REBA MCENTIRE? 443 00:20:19,852 --> 00:20:21,888 - EASIER THAN EXPLAINING I'M A FAG. 444 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:24,524 - SO TELL THEM THE TRUTH ALREADY! 445 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:27,460 - YOU SAID THAT HE'S A NICE GUY, THAT HE LIKES YOU. 446 00:20:27,494 --> 00:20:31,598 - YEAH, UNTIL I GIVE HIM A REASON NOT TO. 447 00:20:31,631 --> 00:20:35,835 THERE'S THIS WOMAN WHO WORKS IN SHIPPING, HELGA. 448 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,805 BIG, SHORT-CROPPED HAIR, DRIVES A PICKUP. 449 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:40,307 - [laughs] - SHE'S BEEN WORKING THERE 450 00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,475 15 YEARS. 451 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:44,811 EVERY YEAR, SHE GETS PASSED OVER FOR A PROMOTION 452 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,414 BY PEOPLE WHO HAVE BEEN THERE ONE YEAR, TWO YEARS. 453 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:50,350 EVERYBODY KNOWS WHY, NOBODY SAYS ANYTHING, 454 00:20:50,383 --> 00:20:53,753 SO SHE'S STILL SITTING THERE, DOING INVOICES. 455 00:20:53,786 --> 00:20:55,988 I CAN'T AFFORD TO LET THAT HAPPEN TO ME. I-- 456 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,458 15 YEARS FROM NOW, I CAN'T STILL BE DOING INVENTORY 457 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,593 AND DIRECTING SHOPPERS TO OUR SUPER SALE 458 00:21:00,627 --> 00:21:02,595 ON BACKYARD BARBECUES. 459 00:21:04,997 --> 00:21:07,434 - HELLO? 460 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:08,868 JUSTIN? - [sighs] 461 00:21:08,901 --> 00:21:10,903 - I KNOW YOU'RE THERE, PICK UP. 462 00:21:10,937 --> 00:21:12,772 - WHOO! - JUSTIN! 463 00:21:12,805 --> 00:21:14,307 ARE YOU GUYS, LIKE, DOING IT? 464 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,443 [dance music from headphones] 465 00:21:16,476 --> 00:21:18,911 - * MY BABY! 466 00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,913 WHOO! 467 00:21:23,516 --> 00:21:24,917 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 468 00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:26,686 - HUH? - [yelling] WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 469 00:21:26,719 --> 00:21:30,623 - UH, LISTENING TO MOBY. 470 00:21:30,657 --> 00:21:34,594 IT'S REALLY HOT. 471 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:37,330 SO-- [chuckles] 472 00:21:37,364 --> 00:21:39,799 WHASSUP? 473 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,436 - "WHASSUP" IS YOU LEFT MY DOOR UNLOCKED. 474 00:21:43,470 --> 00:21:46,072 "WHASSUP" IS THIS IS NOT A HOTEL ROOM, 475 00:21:46,105 --> 00:21:49,409 AND YOU'RE NOT ON YOUR BLONDE AMBITION TOUR. 476 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:51,478 "WHASSUP" 477 00:21:51,511 --> 00:21:56,849 IS YOUR MOTHER PAID ME A LITTLE VISIT TODAY. 478 00:21:56,883 --> 00:22:00,920 FINALLY, "WHASSUP" IS YOU'RE GONNA TAKE OFF MY SHIRT 479 00:22:00,953 --> 00:22:03,356 AND CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT. 480 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:06,559 [kicks object] 481 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,095 AND ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS COME HOME 482 00:22:09,128 --> 00:22:10,963 AND HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT. 483 00:22:10,997 --> 00:22:13,800 - I COULD MAKE YOU SOMETHING. - MM. 484 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:17,704 NO, YOU COULDN'T. 485 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,872 - I'M SORRY I'M IN YOUR WAY. - NOT AS SORRY AS I AM. 486 00:22:19,906 --> 00:22:21,374 - I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO HAPPEN. 487 00:22:21,408 --> 00:22:23,443 - WELL, IT DID. 488 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:25,111 - SO? 489 00:22:25,144 --> 00:22:29,682 AS LONG AS WE'RE TOGETHER, WE MIGHT AS WELL-- 490 00:22:29,716 --> 00:22:31,584 - [scoffs] 491 00:22:31,618 --> 00:22:36,589 WE ARE NOT...TOGETHER. 492 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,691 YOU'RE HERE AS THE RESULT 493 00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:42,995 OF A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE CIRCUMSTANCES 494 00:22:43,029 --> 00:22:46,733 WHICH HAVE GIVEN ME THE WORST HEADACHE IN MY LIFE 495 00:22:46,766 --> 00:22:49,469 AND A DUFFEL BAG... 496 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:50,670 FULL... 497 00:22:50,703 --> 00:22:53,640 OF YOUR FUCKING UNDERWEAR. 498 00:22:56,576 --> 00:23:00,079 NOW, I'M GOING TO BED. 499 00:23:00,112 --> 00:23:02,415 - OKAY. 500 00:23:02,449 --> 00:23:04,684 - ALONE. 501 00:23:04,717 --> 00:23:08,020 YOU GO OVER THERE AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK, 502 00:23:08,054 --> 00:23:10,089 AND LIGHTS OUT BY 11:00. 503 00:23:10,122 --> 00:23:13,493 - 11:00? [scoffs] 504 00:23:13,526 --> 00:23:15,462 - DO YOU KNOW THAT I HAD TO PROMISE YOUR MOTHER 505 00:23:15,495 --> 00:23:18,431 THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW? 506 00:23:22,068 --> 00:23:23,870 AND BY THE WAY, 507 00:23:23,903 --> 00:23:28,174 SHE SENDS HER LOVE. 508 00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:38,785 - OH, NO. NO, NO. - VIC! 509 00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:40,787 LISTEN TO ME. GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR! 510 00:23:40,820 --> 00:23:43,155 GET OUT OF THOSE CLOTHES AND BACK IN YOUR MUUMUU. 511 00:23:43,189 --> 00:23:44,991 IF I HAVE TO WATCH MARTHA STEWART 512 00:23:45,024 --> 00:23:47,059 MAKE ONE MORE GODDAMN THING OUT OF GOAT CHEESE, 513 00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:48,060 I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. 514 00:23:48,094 --> 00:23:52,532 - AMC HAS A JOAN CRAWFORD FESTIVAL ALL WEEK. 515 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:55,067 - NOBODY'S THAT GAY. 516 00:23:55,101 --> 00:23:58,237 I GOT TO GO TO WORK. THEY NEED ME. 517 00:23:58,270 --> 00:24:00,106 - AND YOU NEED TO REST YOUR ASS! 518 00:24:00,139 --> 00:24:02,174 COME ON! - HI, HONEY. 519 00:24:02,208 --> 00:24:04,010 [chuckles] WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 520 00:24:04,043 --> 00:24:07,914 - UNCLE VIC ASKED ME TO BRING SOME ROPE TO TIE YOU DOWN. 521 00:24:07,947 --> 00:24:09,616 - KINKY. 522 00:24:09,649 --> 00:24:12,218 YOU WANT SOME EGGS? YOU'RE GETTING EGGS. 523 00:24:12,251 --> 00:24:14,253 I GOTTA DO SOMETHING WITH MY HANDS. 524 00:24:14,286 --> 00:24:16,956 - I WANT YOU TO STAND STILL AND LISTEN TO ME. 525 00:24:16,989 --> 00:24:18,558 - DO YOU WANT TOMATOES WITH THOSE? 526 00:24:18,591 --> 00:24:20,727 - MOM, WILL YOU LISTEN TO ME? 527 00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:23,730 I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 528 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,568 I'M UP FOR A PROMOTION AT WORK. 529 00:24:28,601 --> 00:24:31,003 - SWEETIE, THAT'S GREAT! - I DON'T HAVE IT YET. 530 00:24:31,037 --> 00:24:33,640 I MAY NOT GET IT EVER, 531 00:24:33,673 --> 00:24:37,143 BUT EITHER WAY, I'M MAKING SOME CHANGES. 532 00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:38,778 - YOU'RE NOT GOING STRAIGHT, ARE YOU? 533 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,513 - VIC, SHUSH. 534 00:24:40,547 --> 00:24:44,551 - I KNOW HOW HARD YOU WORK. 535 00:24:44,584 --> 00:24:47,987 YOU ALWAYS HAVE TAKEN CARE OF ME ALL BY YOURSELF, 536 00:24:48,020 --> 00:24:50,189 NOBODY TO HELP YOU, 537 00:24:50,222 --> 00:24:52,992 AND I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING FOR YOU. 538 00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,027 - THAT IS NOT TRUE. 539 00:24:55,061 --> 00:24:56,996 - NOW, IT'S MY TURN TO TAKE CARE OF YOU, 540 00:24:57,029 --> 00:25:00,032 AND I WILL. I SWEAR. 541 00:25:00,066 --> 00:25:02,569 - BABY, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TAKE CARE OF ME. 542 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:05,738 YOU ALREADY DO SO MUCH. 543 00:25:05,772 --> 00:25:09,909 - WELL, I WANNA DO MORE. 544 00:25:09,942 --> 00:25:14,914 NOW, WILL YOU STAY HOME AND TRY AND GET A LITTLE REST? 545 00:25:26,659 --> 00:25:30,196 [door opens, closes] 546 00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:33,065 - THAT'S MY HERO. 547 00:25:33,099 --> 00:25:35,668 [indistinct chatter] 548 00:25:35,702 --> 00:25:37,770 [baby coos] 549 00:25:37,804 --> 00:25:40,172 - GUS APPROVES. 550 00:25:40,206 --> 00:25:43,209 - YEAH, HE'S NOT BAD. 551 00:25:44,777 --> 00:25:46,913 - OF THE CAR. 552 00:25:46,946 --> 00:25:48,615 HE THINKS IT'S YOU. 553 00:25:48,648 --> 00:25:49,882 I BET JUSTIN WILL LIKE IT TOO, 554 00:25:49,916 --> 00:25:52,118 DRIVING AROUND WITH HIS SUGAR DADDY. 555 00:25:52,151 --> 00:25:53,753 - I AM NOT HIS SUGAR DADDY, AND WOULD YOU PLEASE 556 00:25:53,786 --> 00:25:55,154 LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS? 557 00:25:55,187 --> 00:25:58,290 - WOW, BEAUTIFUL BABY. LOOKS JUST LIKE YOU. 558 00:25:58,324 --> 00:26:00,593 - WHY, THANK YOU. SO DO OUR FIVE OTHERS. 559 00:26:00,627 --> 00:26:02,862 I'M GONNA GO CHANGE HIM, HONEY. 560 00:26:02,895 --> 00:26:04,931 - YOU DO THAT, SWEETIE. 561 00:26:04,964 --> 00:26:05,798 - WHERE'S THE LADIES' ROOM? 562 00:26:05,832 --> 00:26:08,801 - UH, JUST AROUND THE CORNER THERE. 563 00:26:08,835 --> 00:26:10,169 BEAUTIFUL FAMILY. 564 00:26:10,202 --> 00:26:11,871 UH, YOU'VE HAD YOUR EYE ON THIS ONE. 565 00:26:11,904 --> 00:26:13,773 - YEAH, I NOTICED IT COMES FULLY LOADED. 566 00:26:13,806 --> 00:26:16,075 - [chuckles] YOU NAME IT, IT'S ON IT. 567 00:26:16,108 --> 00:26:18,344 - SERVICE DEPARTMENT, LINE TWO. 568 00:26:18,377 --> 00:26:21,280 SERVICE DEPARTMENT, PICK UP. 569 00:26:21,313 --> 00:26:24,016 - ONLY YOU DON'T REALLY WANT THIS. 570 00:26:24,050 --> 00:26:25,051 - I DON'T? 571 00:26:25,084 --> 00:26:27,086 - FAGS DRIVE IT. 572 00:26:27,119 --> 00:26:28,855 I MEAN, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, 573 00:26:28,888 --> 00:26:31,357 BUT THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO IT LIKE FLIES. 574 00:26:31,390 --> 00:26:32,992 NICE COUPLE LIKE YOU? 575 00:26:33,025 --> 00:26:36,963 YOU WANNA BE IN SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 576 00:26:38,998 --> 00:26:40,800 - I APPRECIATE THE WARNING... - [chuckles] 577 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,334 - BUT I'M STILL-- I'M CURIOUS. 578 00:26:42,368 --> 00:26:44,771 DO YOU THINK I COULD TAKE ONE FOR A TEST DRIVE? 579 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:46,205 - [scoffs] - AND THEN, 580 00:26:46,238 --> 00:26:48,975 I'LL TRY ONE OF THE, UH, STRAIGHTER MODELS. 581 00:26:49,008 --> 00:26:50,943 - GREAT IDEA. 582 00:27:00,887 --> 00:27:03,155 [tires screeching] [engine revving] 583 00:27:20,439 --> 00:27:23,209 - SO, HONEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 584 00:27:28,047 --> 00:27:30,783 - HMM. 585 00:27:30,817 --> 00:27:33,319 - WE'LL TAKE IT. 586 00:27:34,987 --> 00:27:37,256 - MMM. - GOD, YOU'RE TIGHT. 587 00:27:37,289 --> 00:27:40,026 - THANKS. - [laughs] 588 00:27:40,059 --> 00:27:42,995 I MEANT YOUR BACK. YOU GOT A LOT OF TENSION. 589 00:27:43,029 --> 00:27:44,831 - AHH. OH. 590 00:27:44,864 --> 00:27:46,766 [phone ringing] 591 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:49,769 - [scoffs] BRIAN. 592 00:27:49,802 --> 00:27:52,872 - YEAH. HI. 593 00:27:52,905 --> 00:27:55,842 UH, HOW ABOUT I PICK YOU UP AROUND 7:00? 594 00:27:58,477 --> 00:28:02,214 UH-HUH. YEAH, ME TOO. IT'LL BE FUN. 595 00:28:02,248 --> 00:28:04,250 MM-HMM. 596 00:28:04,283 --> 00:28:06,786 OKAY. BYE. [chuckles] 597 00:28:06,819 --> 00:28:08,054 - WHO WAS THAT? 598 00:28:08,087 --> 00:28:09,989 - TRACY, FROM THE STORE. 599 00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,358 - OH. GIRL THAT HAS A CRUSH ON YOU. 600 00:28:12,391 --> 00:28:14,727 - SHE DOESN'T HAVE A CRUSH ON ME, SHE LIKES ME. 601 00:28:14,761 --> 00:28:16,062 I LIKE HER. 602 00:28:16,095 --> 00:28:17,329 - BUT NOT IN THE SAME WAY. 603 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:20,800 - I INVITED HER TO GO WITH ME TO BOB'S PARTY. 604 00:28:20,833 --> 00:28:22,835 - REALLY? AS YOUR DATE? - NO! 605 00:28:22,869 --> 00:28:26,305 WELL, YEAH. BUT NO! 606 00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:27,740 - WELL, THAT'S CLEAR. 607 00:28:27,774 --> 00:28:30,176 HAVE A GREAT TIME. - OW! 608 00:28:30,209 --> 00:28:33,345 LOOK, YOU KNOW I CAN'T ASK YOU, AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO. 609 00:28:33,379 --> 00:28:36,315 I'M PROUD OF YOU. - REALLY? 610 00:28:36,348 --> 00:28:39,451 - IT'S JUST... I'M SUPPOSED TO BRING "MY LADY." 611 00:28:39,485 --> 00:28:41,253 - DOES TRACY KNOW WHY YOU'RE ASKING HER? 612 00:28:41,287 --> 00:28:42,822 - I COULDN'T TELL HER THAT. 613 00:28:42,855 --> 00:28:44,857 - WELL, DON'T YOU THINK IT'S FAIR, CONSIDERING 614 00:28:44,891 --> 00:28:46,826 SHE'S GOING THERE THINKING THAT SHE'S "YOUR LADY"? 615 00:28:46,859 --> 00:28:48,094 - HOW DO I KNOW WHAT SHE THINKS? 616 00:28:48,127 --> 00:28:49,361 BESIDES, IT'S NOT A DATE DATE. 617 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,331 IT'S A PARTY FOR THE BOSS. IT'S BUSINESS. 618 00:28:52,364 --> 00:28:56,302 CHRIST, I WISH EVERYBODY WOULD JUST GET OFF MY BACK! 619 00:28:56,335 --> 00:29:00,272 - FINE, I WILL. - I--HEY, I'M SORRY. 620 00:29:00,306 --> 00:29:01,473 I DIDN'T MEAN-- 621 00:29:01,507 --> 00:29:04,844 WHAT THE HELL ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? 622 00:29:04,877 --> 00:29:07,980 - MICHAEL, I KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS PROMOTION IS TO YOU, 623 00:29:08,014 --> 00:29:10,082 BUT WHAT YOU'RE DOING IS NOT RIGHT. 624 00:29:10,116 --> 00:29:12,251 IT'S NOT FAIR TO TRACY OR TO YOURSELF. 625 00:29:12,284 --> 00:29:15,855 BELIEVE ME, I KNOW, I'VE LIVED IT, 626 00:29:15,888 --> 00:29:18,190 THE DECEIT BUT ALWAYS WITH A GOOD REASON. 627 00:29:18,224 --> 00:29:20,492 THE ONLY THING IS, IS THAT THERE'S NEVER A GOOD REASON. 628 00:29:20,526 --> 00:29:23,162 THERE'S ONLY THE HURT THAT YOU CAUSE. 629 00:29:23,195 --> 00:29:25,965 THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE TO TELL THE TRUTH. 630 00:29:25,998 --> 00:29:28,835 - "TELL THE TRUTH..." 631 00:29:28,868 --> 00:29:30,970 WHICH YOU CAN AFFORD TO DO. 632 00:29:31,003 --> 00:29:32,338 BUT I CAN'T. 633 00:29:32,371 --> 00:29:34,974 I DON'T HAVE AN OFFICE AND A DIPLOMA 634 00:29:35,007 --> 00:29:38,544 AND "NOTHING AVAILABLE TILL FOUR WEEKS FROM TUESDAY." 635 00:29:38,577 --> 00:29:40,146 I DON'T EVEN HAVE MY OWN BATHROOM, 636 00:29:40,179 --> 00:29:42,481 BUT I DO KNOW THAT IF I JUST TELL THE TRUTH, 637 00:29:42,514 --> 00:29:45,451 I PROBABLY NEVER WILL. 638 00:29:47,453 --> 00:29:50,990 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HIS MOM ACTUALLY BROUGHT YOU HIS STUFF. 639 00:29:51,023 --> 00:29:53,325 - YEAH, SHE PRACTICALLY MADE A GIFT OUT OF HIM. 640 00:29:53,359 --> 00:29:54,560 - GIFTS CAN BE RETURNED. 641 00:29:54,593 --> 00:29:55,862 - I JUST WANT HIM OUT OF MY LIFE 642 00:29:55,895 --> 00:29:58,397 AND OUT OF MY HOUSE. 643 00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:06,906 HAVE EITHER ONE OF YOU EVER BEEN TO ATLANTA? 644 00:30:06,939 --> 00:30:10,843 - NO. BUT I HAD A BOYFRIEND FROM GEORGIA ONCE. 645 00:30:10,877 --> 00:30:11,978 I-I CALLED HIM "PEACH FUZZ." 646 00:30:12,011 --> 00:30:13,445 BET YOU CAN'T GUESS WHY. 647 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:14,446 - BECAUSE HIS BUTT CHEEKS WERE COVERED 648 00:30:14,480 --> 00:30:15,547 WITH THIS SOFT, FUZZY DOWN 649 00:30:15,581 --> 00:30:18,050 THAT LOOKED LIKE TWO GEORGIA PEACHES. 650 00:30:18,084 --> 00:30:21,087 - YEAH. 651 00:30:23,890 --> 00:30:26,025 - WELL, I THINK I'M GONNA GO SHOW OUR GUEST 652 00:30:26,058 --> 00:30:28,227 SOME, UH, NORTHERN HOSPITALITY. 653 00:30:28,260 --> 00:30:31,230 [smooth dance music] 654 00:30:31,263 --> 00:30:39,238 * 655 00:30:52,118 --> 00:30:53,085 - [breathing hard] 656 00:30:53,119 --> 00:30:54,086 - OOH! - OH. 657 00:30:54,120 --> 00:30:55,354 - OOH. - WHAT'S THE MATTER? 658 00:30:55,387 --> 00:31:00,359 - [chuckles] IT'S A LONG STORY. 659 00:31:00,392 --> 00:31:02,328 - NOW, HURRY UP AND OPEN THAT DOOR. 660 00:31:02,361 --> 00:31:04,396 I CAN'T WAIT. 661 00:31:04,430 --> 00:31:08,367 - BE PATIENT. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN. 662 00:31:08,400 --> 00:31:10,202 AND AGAIN. 663 00:31:10,236 --> 00:31:12,504 - WHOA! [clatter] 664 00:31:12,538 --> 00:31:16,242 OH, SHIT. 665 00:31:16,275 --> 00:31:19,078 - WHAT'S ALL THIS? 666 00:31:19,111 --> 00:31:20,412 - I MADE DINNER. 667 00:31:20,446 --> 00:31:21,613 I HAD SALAD, BUT I DROPPED IT. 668 00:31:21,647 --> 00:31:23,115 - YEAH, YOU MADE A FUCKING MESS. 669 00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:27,053 - I'LL CLEAN IT UP, DON'T WORRY. 670 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,055 WHO'S HE? 671 00:31:29,088 --> 00:31:31,290 - HE'S AN OUT-OF-TOWN GUEST. 672 00:31:31,323 --> 00:31:35,995 - MMM, WHAT YOU MAKING? SMELLS GOOD. 673 00:31:36,028 --> 00:31:38,330 - JAMBALAYA. MY MOM TAUGHT ME. 674 00:31:38,364 --> 00:31:39,431 EXCEPT IT'S SORT OF INSTANT JAMBALAYA 675 00:31:39,465 --> 00:31:44,036 BECAUSE I USED, UH, FROZEN SHRIMP AND MINUTE RICE. 676 00:31:44,070 --> 00:31:45,604 I DIDN'T KNOW HOW MUCH RICE TO USE, 677 00:31:45,637 --> 00:31:48,040 AND THE WATER FOR THE SHRIMP OVERFLOWED A LITTLE BIT. 678 00:31:48,074 --> 00:31:50,442 - WELL, YOU KNOW, MAYBE I CAN HELP. 679 00:31:50,476 --> 00:31:52,311 YOU KNOW, I USED TO LIVE IN NEW ORLEANS. 680 00:31:52,344 --> 00:31:55,081 MY BOYFRIEND AND I, WE MADE JAMBALAYA ALL THE TIME. 681 00:31:55,114 --> 00:31:59,151 WE'D JUST COOK AND FUCK. [chuckles] 682 00:31:59,185 --> 00:32:01,153 SO YOU GOT A SPOON? 683 00:32:07,526 --> 00:32:10,629 MMM. IT'S NOT BAD. 684 00:32:10,662 --> 00:32:12,198 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT YOU NEED? 685 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,366 JUST AN ITSY-BITSY PINCH OF CAYENNE PEPPER. 686 00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:16,468 THAT'S WHAT'LL GIVE IT THAT EXTRA SPECIAL KICK. 687 00:32:16,502 --> 00:32:21,207 - HE'S GONNA GET AN EXTRA SPECIAL KICK...LATER. 688 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:22,208 [Southern accent] NOW, YOU CAN EITHER STAND 689 00:32:22,241 --> 00:32:23,375 AROUND HERE EATING JAMBALAYA, 690 00:32:23,409 --> 00:32:26,345 OR YOU CAN COME UPSTAIRS AND EAT MY ASS! 691 00:32:30,016 --> 00:32:33,019 [footsteps departing] 692 00:32:45,264 --> 00:32:46,732 - [laughs] 693 00:32:46,765 --> 00:32:49,435 WELL... 694 00:32:49,468 --> 00:32:52,738 WELL, MAYBE WE CAN HAVE SOME OF THIS AFTER, HMM? 695 00:32:52,771 --> 00:32:54,706 - YEAH. 696 00:32:54,740 --> 00:32:56,575 MY MOM SAYS IT'S ALWAYS BETTER THE SECOND DAY. 697 00:32:56,608 --> 00:32:58,544 - MM. 698 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:33,145 [unzipping fly] 699 00:33:39,285 --> 00:33:42,488 MMM. 700 00:33:42,521 --> 00:33:46,425 [romantic music] 701 00:33:46,458 --> 00:33:48,527 - THANKS FOR COMING WITH ME, TRACY. 702 00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:50,396 - THANKS FOR INVITING ME. 703 00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:53,299 - * BACIAMI AMORE * 704 00:33:53,332 --> 00:33:54,733 - MICHAEL! 705 00:33:54,766 --> 00:33:57,069 - HEY, BOB! - GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, HUH? 706 00:33:57,103 --> 00:33:58,537 - YOU KNOW TRACY? - SURE! 707 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,172 SURE, ALTHOUGH, UH, I DIDN'T KNOW 708 00:34:00,206 --> 00:34:01,673 YOU TWO WERE AN ITEM, THOUGH. 709 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:03,675 UH, CAREFUL. 710 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:05,844 DON'T LET THE BOSS CATCH YOU FRATERNIZING, HUH? 711 00:34:05,877 --> 00:34:08,214 [laughter] 712 00:34:08,247 --> 00:34:10,416 LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO MEET MY WIFE. HONEY. 713 00:34:10,449 --> 00:34:12,518 BETTY, HONEY, COME HERE. - MM, MM. 714 00:34:12,551 --> 00:34:14,086 COMING. [giggles] 715 00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:15,687 - BETTY, I WANT YOU TO MEET MIKE NOVOTNY. 716 00:34:15,721 --> 00:34:17,289 HE'S ONE OF OUR ASSISTANT MANAGERS. 717 00:34:17,323 --> 00:34:21,227 - OH, MIKE! OH, IT'S SO NICE TO MEET YOU. 718 00:34:21,260 --> 00:34:24,696 - SAME HERE, MRS. BARBAROSA. - BETTY. CALL ME BETTY. 719 00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:27,633 OH, AND THIS MUST BE YOUR ADORABLE WIFE. 720 00:34:27,666 --> 00:34:29,801 [giggles] - NOT EXACTLY. I MEAN-- 721 00:34:29,835 --> 00:34:32,504 - WAIT, HONEY, COME ON. GIVE THEM SOME TIME, WILL YA? 722 00:34:32,538 --> 00:34:34,206 THEY'RE STILL WORKING ON IT, YOU KNOW? 723 00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,242 PROBABLY NEED TO PUT SOME MONEY IN THE BANK FIRST, RIGHT? 724 00:34:36,275 --> 00:34:38,710 - OH, WELL, MAYBE YOU CAN HELP THEM WITH THAT. 725 00:34:38,744 --> 00:34:40,179 - B-BETTY, COME ON, NOW, 726 00:34:40,212 --> 00:34:41,280 HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I GOTTA TELL YOU, 727 00:34:41,313 --> 00:34:43,315 BUSINESS IS BUSIN-- - OH, WHEN IT COMES TO BUSINESS, 728 00:34:43,349 --> 00:34:45,251 I DON'T OPEN MY MOUTH. 729 00:34:45,284 --> 00:34:47,319 THAT'S STRICTLY YOUR DOMAIN, SWEETHEART. 730 00:34:47,353 --> 00:34:48,520 - THANK YOU. - BUT WE KNOW 731 00:34:48,554 --> 00:34:50,389 WHO'S REALLY RUNNING THE SHOW, DON'T WE? 732 00:34:50,422 --> 00:34:52,424 [laughter] - YOO-HOO! BETTY? 733 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,492 - OH, LOOK! 734 00:34:53,525 --> 00:34:54,726 THERE'S, UH, GEORGE AND HELEN. HI! 735 00:34:54,760 --> 00:34:56,162 - YEAH. - WOULD YOU EXCUSE US? 736 00:34:56,195 --> 00:34:57,529 - YEAH. THANK GOD. - [giggles] BYE. 737 00:34:57,563 --> 00:35:00,532 - HELLO, GEORGIE! 738 00:35:00,566 --> 00:35:03,169 [laughter] 739 00:35:03,202 --> 00:35:04,436 - SHE THOUGHT WE WERE MARRIED. 740 00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:07,339 - YEAH. HOW 'BOUT THAT? 741 00:35:07,373 --> 00:35:10,809 [chuckles] - AND IT'S ONLY OUR FIRST DATE. 742 00:35:10,842 --> 00:35:13,612 I MEAN, IF THIS IS A DATE. - CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? 743 00:35:13,645 --> 00:35:14,780 - OH, SURE. 744 00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,183 - UM, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE? 745 00:35:17,216 --> 00:35:19,618 - UM, WHATEVER YOU'RE HAVING. 746 00:35:19,651 --> 00:35:21,253 I JUST-- I WANNA USE THE LADIES' ROOM. 747 00:35:21,287 --> 00:35:23,489 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 748 00:35:23,522 --> 00:35:26,425 - THEY'RE MARKED, UH, "SIGNORE" AND "SIGNORA." 749 00:35:26,458 --> 00:35:29,395 [laughs] - [laughs] 750 00:35:35,434 --> 00:35:36,868 - HEY, MIKE. 751 00:35:36,902 --> 00:35:38,704 - HI, ANDREW. - THIS IS MY WIFE. 752 00:35:38,737 --> 00:35:40,339 - OH. - LIZ. 753 00:35:40,372 --> 00:35:41,573 OH, I'M SORRY. - NICE TO MEET YOU. I'M SORRY. 754 00:35:41,607 --> 00:35:43,675 - I SEE YOU BROUGHT TRACY. - YEAH. 755 00:35:43,709 --> 00:35:45,944 - I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO WERE GOING OUT. 756 00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:47,646 - WELL, WE LIKE TO KEEP IT DISCREET, 757 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:48,647 YOU KNOW, SINCE WE WORK TOGETHER. 758 00:35:48,680 --> 00:35:50,882 - SMART IDEA, CONSIDERING THE WAY RUMORS FLY. 759 00:35:50,916 --> 00:35:52,050 - [chuckles] YOU'RE TELLING ME. 760 00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,520 - IN FACT, YOU SHOULD HEAR SOME OF THE ONES ABOUT YOU. 761 00:35:54,553 --> 00:35:55,854 - LIKE WHAT? 762 00:35:55,887 --> 00:36:00,259 - NOTHING I'D WANT TO REPEAT. 763 00:36:00,292 --> 00:36:01,327 BUT THE KIND OF THING THAT COULD REALLY 764 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:03,395 HURT SOMEONE'S CHANCES. 765 00:36:03,429 --> 00:36:05,797 ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE LOOKING FOR A PROMOTION. 766 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,333 - OH. 767 00:36:07,366 --> 00:36:09,368 - THERE'S MY GIRL. - THANKS. 768 00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,570 - TRACY, HAVE YOU MET ANDREW'S WIFE, LIZ? 769 00:36:11,603 --> 00:36:14,640 - NO, HI. - HI. 770 00:36:19,711 --> 00:36:21,647 - [clears throat] 771 00:36:23,549 --> 00:36:25,251 - OH--MMM. - HMM. 772 00:36:25,284 --> 00:36:27,919 - [giggles] - MMM. 773 00:36:27,953 --> 00:36:29,888 MMM. 774 00:36:34,726 --> 00:36:37,396 MMM, MMM. 775 00:36:37,429 --> 00:36:38,530 - [sniffs] 776 00:36:38,564 --> 00:36:40,699 [groans] 777 00:36:40,732 --> 00:36:43,402 - AH, MORNING, JUSTIN. HOW'D YOU SLEEP? 778 00:36:43,435 --> 00:36:46,438 - [groans] OKAY. 779 00:36:46,472 --> 00:36:47,739 IT'S A LITTLE LUMPY. 780 00:36:47,773 --> 00:36:49,575 - OH. - COME HAVE SOME BREAKFAST. 781 00:36:49,608 --> 00:36:51,743 - I'M NOT HUNGRY. - GOTTA EAT SOMETHING. 782 00:36:51,777 --> 00:36:52,911 YOU'RE A GROWING BOY. 783 00:36:52,944 --> 00:36:55,314 OH, JESUS, DID I JUST SAY THAT? - [laughs] 784 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:56,582 - DO YOU WANT ME TO WASH THE SHEETS? 785 00:36:56,615 --> 00:36:57,983 - OH, THAT'S OKAY. - BUT IF YOU'D LIKE, 786 00:36:58,016 --> 00:37:00,786 YOU COULD WASH MY CAR. - [laughs] 787 00:37:00,819 --> 00:37:02,588 - [laughs] 788 00:37:02,621 --> 00:37:04,623 - I REALLY APPRECIATE YOUR LETTING ME STAY HERE. 789 00:37:04,656 --> 00:37:05,857 - HEY, IT'S NO TROUBLE. 790 00:37:05,891 --> 00:37:07,393 YOU CAN COME ANYTIME. RIGHT, MEL? 791 00:37:07,426 --> 00:37:10,362 - MMM, ANYTIME. 792 00:37:11,430 --> 00:37:13,732 - [scoffs] HE HATES ME. 793 00:37:13,765 --> 00:37:15,267 - HE DOESN'T HATE YOU. 794 00:37:15,301 --> 00:37:18,470 - YES, HE DOES, AND SO DOES MY DAD. 795 00:37:18,504 --> 00:37:21,340 I PULLED HIM OFF BRIAN, AND I HIT HIM, 796 00:37:21,373 --> 00:37:22,874 AND NOW, I CAN'T EVEN GO HOME. 797 00:37:22,908 --> 00:37:24,743 - OH, SWEETIE, IT'S OKAY. 798 00:37:24,776 --> 00:37:26,612 - DON'T SAY IT'S OKAY, 799 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:28,347 AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING BAD ABOUT BRIAN EITHER. 800 00:37:28,380 --> 00:37:30,749 - WELL, THAT DOESN'T LEAVE MUCH ROOM FOR CONVERSATION. 801 00:37:30,782 --> 00:37:33,385 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 802 00:37:33,419 --> 00:37:36,355 OH, WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 803 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:38,490 - OH. - [sniffs] 804 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:39,958 - YOU'RE GOING TO DO ONE THING 805 00:37:39,991 --> 00:37:41,493 AT A TIME. - RIGHT. 806 00:37:41,527 --> 00:37:42,728 - FIRST, YOU'RE GONNA TAKE A SHOWER. 807 00:37:42,761 --> 00:37:43,829 - THEN YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE BREAKFAST. 808 00:37:43,862 --> 00:37:46,498 - THEN YOU'RE GOING TO SCHOOL, OKAY? 809 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:49,935 - [chuckles] - NOW GO. 810 00:37:56,675 --> 00:37:58,777 - PHEW. - POOR GUY. 811 00:37:58,810 --> 00:38:01,380 - GOD. 812 00:38:01,413 --> 00:38:03,449 AND STILL, HE DEFENDS THAT FUCKING PRICK. 813 00:38:03,482 --> 00:38:06,518 YOU KNOW, IT AMAZES ME-- - DON'T START. 814 00:38:06,552 --> 00:38:09,321 ALLOW ME. 815 00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:10,422 [clears throat] 816 00:38:10,456 --> 00:38:12,424 [dialing] 817 00:38:15,394 --> 00:38:19,765 BRI? IT'S LINDS. DID I WAKE YOU? 818 00:38:19,798 --> 00:38:20,999 GOOD. 819 00:38:21,032 --> 00:38:24,636 - [whispering] APOLOGIZE FOR MAKING YOU BELIEVE OTHERWISE, 820 00:38:24,670 --> 00:38:26,605 BUT I DON'T THINK IT SHOULD AFFECT MY ABILITY 821 00:38:26,638 --> 00:38:28,840 TO DO MY JOB... [muttering] 822 00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:30,542 - HI, MIKE. 823 00:38:30,576 --> 00:38:33,812 - HEY, BOB. THANKS AGAIN FOR INVITING ME-- 824 00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,681 I MEAN, US, TO THE PARTY THE OTHER NIGHT. 825 00:38:35,714 --> 00:38:36,948 WE HAD A GREAT TIME. - HEY, LISTEN. 826 00:38:36,982 --> 00:38:38,417 BETTY WAS CRAZY ABOUT YOU. 827 00:38:38,450 --> 00:38:39,418 ALL SHE WANTS TO KNOW IS, 828 00:38:39,451 --> 00:38:42,854 WHEN ARE YOU AND TRACY GETTING HITCHED, HUH? 829 00:38:42,888 --> 00:38:44,556 - LISTEN, BOB, THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT-- 830 00:38:44,590 --> 00:38:46,958 - THAT TRACY, SHE'S A REAL PRETTY GIRL. 831 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:49,428 SHE'S WHAT WE USED TO CALL A FOX. 832 00:38:49,461 --> 00:38:50,929 YOU GUYS STILL USE THAT WORD, A FOX? 833 00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:54,065 - YEAH, WE STILL USE THAT WORD. 834 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:55,834 - UH, DO YOU KNOW IF SHE'S BUSY TONIGHT? 835 00:38:55,867 --> 00:38:56,902 - EXCUSE ME? 836 00:38:56,935 --> 00:38:59,671 - WELL, 'CAUSE YOU MIGHT, UH, YOU MIGHT WANNA HAVE 837 00:38:59,705 --> 00:39:03,108 A LITTLE CELEBRATION OF YOUR OWN. 838 00:39:03,141 --> 00:39:04,943 WELL, AFTER ALL, ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU DO 839 00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,779 WHEN YOU GET A PROMOTION, MR. MANAGER! 840 00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:09,948 [laughter and cheering] 841 00:39:09,981 --> 00:39:13,885 [chatter and applause] 842 00:39:13,919 --> 00:39:17,523 WAY TO GO, BUDDY. CONGRATULATIONS, BUDDY. 843 00:39:17,556 --> 00:39:21,493 - CONGRATULATIONS! - THAT'S GREAT. 844 00:39:21,527 --> 00:39:22,428 - "HAND IN YOUR FUCKING PAPER," YOU KNOW? 845 00:39:22,461 --> 00:39:23,629 I'M LIKE, "WELL, FUCK YOU, YOU OLD WHORE." 846 00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:24,663 - YO, YO, YO. - WHAT, WHAT? 847 00:39:24,696 --> 00:39:26,465 OH, SHIT. OH, SH--WHAT'S UP? 848 00:39:26,498 --> 00:39:27,699 - HEY, WHAT'S UP? WHAT'S GOING ON? 849 00:39:27,733 --> 00:39:30,936 HEY, JUSTIN. HEARD YOU'RE NOT LIVING AT HOME ANYMORE, HUH? 850 00:39:30,969 --> 00:39:32,804 - THAT FUCKING DAPHNE AND HER BIG MOUTH. 851 00:39:32,838 --> 00:39:34,573 - YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. - YEAH, DAPHNE. 852 00:39:34,606 --> 00:39:37,142 - YEAH, MAYBE IT'S 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT! 853 00:39:37,175 --> 00:39:38,577 - YEAH, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO, 854 00:39:38,610 --> 00:39:39,511 YOU LITTLE BITCH! 855 00:39:39,545 --> 00:39:40,746 HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW? - FUCKING FAGGOT! 856 00:39:40,779 --> 00:39:42,147 - WHAT'S UP? - HEY, WANNA FUCKING 857 00:39:42,180 --> 00:39:43,815 FUCK ME IN THE ASS? WANNA SUCK MY DICK? 858 00:39:43,849 --> 00:39:46,151 - JUSTIN! 859 00:39:46,184 --> 00:39:47,686 GET IN THE CAR. 860 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,120 - FUCK IS THIS? 861 00:39:49,154 --> 00:39:50,689 - WHAT FOR? 862 00:39:50,722 --> 00:39:53,659 - I SAID GET IN THE CAR. 863 00:39:56,695 --> 00:39:57,663 - WHERE ARE WE GOING? 864 00:39:57,696 --> 00:40:00,766 - HOME. 865 00:40:00,799 --> 00:40:02,768 - JUSTIN? 866 00:40:02,801 --> 00:40:05,771 DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING YOU'D LIKE TO SAY? 867 00:40:07,773 --> 00:40:12,611 WELL, IN THAT CASE, I'LL, UM, SPEAK FOR YOUR FATHER AND ME. 868 00:40:12,644 --> 00:40:14,145 WE WANT YOU TO COME HOME. 869 00:40:14,179 --> 00:40:16,982 IT'S WHERE YOU BELONG. 870 00:40:17,015 --> 00:40:20,952 AND I THINK, UH, BRIAN WOULD AGREE. 871 00:40:20,986 --> 00:40:22,488 - WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE WHAT BRIAN-- 872 00:40:22,521 --> 00:40:25,457 - EXCUSE ME, I WAS SPEAKING. KINDLY LET ME FINISH. 873 00:40:28,960 --> 00:40:30,962 JUSTIN? 874 00:40:30,996 --> 00:40:34,500 - LOOK AT YOUR MOM, JUSTIN. 875 00:40:38,837 --> 00:40:40,672 - YOU'RE STAYING HERE. 876 00:40:40,706 --> 00:40:43,775 - ONLY IF DAD SAYS HE'S SORRY, TO BRIAN. 877 00:40:43,809 --> 00:40:45,544 - JUSTIN, HE IS THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE 878 00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:48,046 APOLOGIZING TO YOU, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES! 879 00:40:48,079 --> 00:40:49,815 FOR MAKING YOU THINK HE LOVED YOU. 880 00:40:49,848 --> 00:40:51,249 - HE NEVER SAID HE LOVED ME. 881 00:40:51,282 --> 00:40:54,653 HE SAID IT WAS JUST A FUCK, THAT'S ALL. 882 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,021 BUT I'M OKAY WITH THAT BECAUSE THAT-- 883 00:40:56,054 --> 00:40:59,525 THAT'S ALL IT WAS, ALL IT SHOULD BE. 884 00:41:02,127 --> 00:41:05,230 - I THINK YOU SHOULD GO TO YOUR ROOM NOW. 885 00:41:09,601 --> 00:41:10,836 - ONE MORE THING, JUSTIN. 886 00:41:10,869 --> 00:41:11,870 - CRAIG-- - NO! 887 00:41:11,903 --> 00:41:13,605 NO, NO. I'M GONNA SAY THIS. 888 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,906 IF YOU'RE GONNA LIVE IN THIS HOUSE, 889 00:41:14,940 --> 00:41:16,642 THERE'S RULES YOU HAVE TO OBEY. 890 00:41:16,675 --> 00:41:18,677 YOU ARE NOT TO GO TO GAY BARS 891 00:41:18,710 --> 00:41:21,647 OR TALK ABOUT YOUR DISGUSTING LIFESTYLE. 892 00:41:21,680 --> 00:41:25,016 AND YOU ARE NEVER, EVER TO SEE HIM AGAIN. 893 00:41:30,956 --> 00:41:34,059 - SO IN OTHER WORDS, FOR JUSTIN TO LIVE HERE WITH YOU, 894 00:41:34,092 --> 00:41:37,729 HE HAS TO DENY WHO HE IS, 895 00:41:37,763 --> 00:41:40,198 WHAT HE THINKS, AND HOW HE FEELS? 896 00:41:40,231 --> 00:41:42,734 - NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION, PAL. 897 00:41:42,768 --> 00:41:45,136 - [sighs] 898 00:41:45,170 --> 00:41:48,674 WELL, THAT'S NOT LOVE. 899 00:41:48,707 --> 00:41:52,043 THAT'S HATE. 900 00:41:52,077 --> 00:41:55,547 - GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE. 901 00:41:55,581 --> 00:41:58,516 - JUSTIN, YOU COMING? 902 00:42:02,153 --> 00:42:05,657 [door opens] 903 00:42:10,929 --> 00:42:12,063 [door closes] 904 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:15,601 [cheering and applause] 905 00:42:15,634 --> 00:42:17,035 - * I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT 906 00:42:17,068 --> 00:42:20,005 - OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH. SAVE IT FOR MY KID. 907 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:21,873 MIKEY, STAND UP. 908 00:42:21,907 --> 00:42:23,208 COME ON, STAND UP. 909 00:42:23,241 --> 00:42:25,811 HEY, EVERYBODY, MICHAEL GOT PROMOTED. 910 00:42:25,844 --> 00:42:27,813 [cheering] HE IS THE MANAGER 911 00:42:27,846 --> 00:42:30,281 OF THE BIG Q ON BUCKLEY! 912 00:42:30,315 --> 00:42:31,149 - BUTLER, NOT BUCKLEY. - BUTLER? 913 00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,350 - COME ON, MA. [cheers and applause] 914 00:42:32,383 --> 00:42:33,384 - MIKEY! - I CAN'T BE PROUD 915 00:42:33,418 --> 00:42:35,721 JUST THIS ONE TIME? IS IT ONLY FOR GAY PEOPLE? 916 00:42:35,754 --> 00:42:37,856 - NO ONE'S GAYER THAN YOU, DEB. 917 00:42:37,889 --> 00:42:40,225 - NO, YOU ARE A ROLE MODEL TO ALL OF US. MWAH. 918 00:42:40,258 --> 00:42:41,627 - WHAT CAN I SAY? 919 00:42:41,660 --> 00:42:42,861 - I'M SURE YOU'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 920 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,295 [laughter] 921 00:42:44,329 --> 00:42:47,132 - HONEY. LOOK AT THAT FACE, HUH? 922 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:49,334 YOU LOOK AT THAT FACE, 923 00:42:49,367 --> 00:42:52,170 AND YOU KNOW THAT MY SON HAS THE BIGGEST HEART 924 00:42:52,203 --> 00:42:53,939 AND THE MOST HONEST. 925 00:42:53,972 --> 00:42:55,206 HUH? COULD THOSE EYES LIE? 926 00:42:55,240 --> 00:42:57,075 - [chuckles] 927 00:42:57,108 --> 00:42:59,678 - NO ONE DESERVES A PROMOTION MORE THAN YOU, SWEETHEART, 928 00:42:59,711 --> 00:43:01,179 'CAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. 929 00:43:01,212 --> 00:43:03,849 DIDN'T I ALWAYS TELL YOU YOU WERE GONNA BE A BIG SUCCESS? 930 00:43:03,882 --> 00:43:07,185 SHIT. 931 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:10,055 BEFORE I GET ALL WEEPY, 932 00:43:10,088 --> 00:43:12,123 LIKE BEFORE MY HYSTERECTOMY... - OH--[scoffs] 933 00:43:12,157 --> 00:43:13,158 - [laughs] - I'M TAKING ORDERS, 934 00:43:13,191 --> 00:43:14,626 AND IT IS ON ME! 935 00:43:14,660 --> 00:43:16,361 - MA, YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO DO THAT. 936 00:43:16,394 --> 00:43:19,865 - HONEY, WE CAN AFFORD ANYTHING TONIGHT! 937 00:43:19,898 --> 00:43:21,266 GO. 938 00:43:21,299 --> 00:43:23,068 - I--UM, I'M FINE. I'M FINE. 939 00:43:23,101 --> 00:43:24,269 - HAVE SOMETHING. - I DON'T--NO. 940 00:43:24,302 --> 00:43:25,904 NO--SHOULD I? - YOU SHOULD EAT. 941 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:26,905 - OH, ALL RIGHT, FINE, I'LL HAVE A BURGER. 942 00:43:26,938 --> 00:43:29,875 - YOU DID GOOD, MIKEY. - AND A SIDE OF FRIES. 943 00:43:29,908 --> 00:43:32,110 - THANKS. - AND CAN I GET A SALAD? 944 00:43:32,143 --> 00:43:33,912 CAN I GET A SALAD? LIKE, JUST, LIKE, A LITTLE SIDE SALAD. 945 00:43:33,945 --> 00:43:36,014 - YEAH, I'LL BE BACK IN A SEC. - I MEAN, IS THAT TOO MUCH? 946 00:43:36,047 --> 00:43:37,248 AM I ORDERING TOO MUCH? I'M ORDERING TOO MUCH. 947 00:43:37,282 --> 00:43:38,116 I DON'T NEED ANYTHING! I'M FINE. 948 00:43:38,149 --> 00:43:39,384 YOU KNOW WHAT? NOTHING, NOTHING FOR ME. 949 00:43:39,417 --> 00:43:41,352 - [laughs] 950 00:43:41,386 --> 00:43:46,357 [rain and thunder] 951 00:43:46,391 --> 00:43:50,862 - * I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT * 952 00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:54,900 * LIKE I TOLD YOU BEFORE 953 00:43:54,933 --> 00:43:56,267 * I KNEW YOU COULD DO IT * 954 00:43:56,301 --> 00:43:57,936 - NICE GOING, MIKEY. 955 00:43:57,969 --> 00:43:59,805 - I WISH EVERYONE WOULD JUST STOP CONGRATULATING ME. 956 00:43:59,838 --> 00:44:01,740 - OKAY, I TAKE IT BACK. - NO, I'M SORRY. 957 00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:04,175 I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY. I JUST...[sighs] 958 00:44:04,209 --> 00:44:07,412 YEAH, I'LL BE ABLE TO HELP MY MOM NOW. 959 00:44:07,445 --> 00:44:11,316 GREAT, BUT I'M A LIAR. 960 00:44:11,349 --> 00:44:13,719 AND DON'T TELL ME I SHOULD BE USED TO THAT BY NOW. 961 00:44:13,752 --> 00:44:16,021 - THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY. 962 00:44:16,054 --> 00:44:18,456 WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY IS, 963 00:44:18,489 --> 00:44:22,293 IT'S NOT LYING IF THEY MAKE YOU LIE, 964 00:44:22,327 --> 00:44:27,032 IF THE ONLY TRUTH THEY CAN ACCEPT IS THEIR OWN. 965 00:44:27,065 --> 00:44:29,200 - [sighs] 966 00:44:29,234 --> 00:44:32,437 [both chuckle] 967 00:44:32,470 --> 00:44:37,375 - NOW, YOU BETTER GET BACK IN THERE. 968 00:44:37,408 --> 00:44:40,045 HOW CAN IT BE A PARTY WITHOUT THE GUEST OF HONOR? 969 00:44:40,078 --> 00:44:42,047 [both chuckle] 970 00:44:43,749 --> 00:44:46,351 - WHAT ABOUT YOU? 971 00:44:46,384 --> 00:44:49,354 - I'VE GOT SOMEBODY WAITING FOR ME. 972 00:45:03,301 --> 00:45:05,070 - HEY. 973 00:45:05,103 --> 00:45:07,305 YOU HUNGRY? 974 00:45:07,338 --> 00:45:10,475 - NOT REALLY. 975 00:45:10,508 --> 00:45:13,211 - GOTTA EAT SOMETHING. 976 00:45:35,466 --> 00:45:37,402 - [sighs] 977 00:45:41,039 --> 00:45:42,841 SO... 978 00:45:42,874 --> 00:45:44,843 WHAT'S FOR DINNER? 979 00:45:44,876 --> 00:45:47,846 - JAMBALAYA, FROM LAST NIGHT. 980 00:46:13,004 --> 00:46:15,941 - IT'S NOT BAD. 981 00:46:15,974 --> 00:46:18,944 - [chuckles] IT'S ALWAYS BETTER THE SECOND DAY. 982 00:46:18,977 --> 00:46:21,947 [techno music] 983 00:46:21,980 --> 00:46:29,921 * 984 00:46:35,560 --> 00:46:40,331 - * HE'S THE VERY AIR 985 00:46:40,365 --> 00:46:44,135 * I BREATHE 986 00:46:44,169 --> 00:46:45,336 * LIFE BLOOD 987 00:46:45,370 --> 00:46:50,942 * RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS * 988 00:46:50,976 --> 00:46:53,912 * DEEPER THAN DESIRE 989 00:46:53,945 --> 00:46:57,615 * SWEETER THAN ECSTASY 990 00:46:57,648 --> 00:46:59,584 * AND SHARP 991 00:46:59,617 --> 00:47:04,389 * MORE THAN ANY OTHER PAIN 992 00:47:04,422 --> 00:47:09,527 * HE'S MY REFRAIN 993 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:12,998 * EVERYTHING 994 00:47:13,031 --> 00:47:17,335 * HE'S MY EVERYTHING 995 00:47:17,368 --> 00:47:19,570 * POURING OVER ME 996 00:47:19,604 --> 00:47:24,876 * LIKE SUMMER RAIN 997 00:47:24,910 --> 00:47:27,946 * EVERYTHING 998 00:47:27,979 --> 00:47:32,183 * HE'S MY EVERYTHING 999 00:47:32,217 --> 00:47:34,920 * FLOWING LIKE LIFE 1000 00:47:34,953 --> 00:47:38,489 * THROUGH MY VEINS 1001 00:47:38,523 --> 00:47:42,627 * THROUGH MY VEINS * 1002 00:47:42,660 --> 00:47:46,097 * 1003 00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:49,534 * THROUGH MY VEINS 1004 00:47:49,567 --> 00:47:55,473 * 1005 00:47:55,506 --> 00:47:58,543 THE HARDER I TRY NOT TO THINK, 1006 00:47:58,576 --> 00:48:03,214 I CAN'T HELP BUT THINK HARDER STILL. 1007 00:48:03,248 --> 00:48:06,417 THE MORE I TRY TO TAME MY LOVE, 1008 00:48:06,451 --> 00:48:08,253 IT RUNS WILD AGAINST MY WILL. 1009 00:48:08,286 --> 00:48:10,688 * 1010 00:48:10,721 --> 00:48:13,691 EVEN WHEN I'M ALL ALONE, 1011 00:48:13,724 --> 00:48:17,562 MY PASSION'S IN FULL BLOOM, 1012 00:48:17,595 --> 00:48:20,565 AND MY LONGING FOR NEXT TIME 1013 00:48:20,598 --> 00:48:24,269 IS LIKE A GHOST THAT HAUNTS THE ROOM. 1014 00:48:24,302 --> 00:48:32,277 * 1015 00:48:32,310 --> 00:48:35,013 * FLOWING LIKE LIFE 1016 00:48:35,046 --> 00:48:38,416 * THROUGH MY VEINS 1017 00:48:38,449 --> 00:48:42,520 * THROUGH MY VEINS 71295

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