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- * ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR
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* ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR,
FIVE, SIX *
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* SHAKE IT, DUDE
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*
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* ONE, TWO, DO IT
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*
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* ONE, TWO, THREE
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- * FOUR, FOUR
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*
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- * SHUT THE DOOR,
YOU WANNA LOOK TOUGH *
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* SHUT THE DOOR,
WANNA PLAY HARD *
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- DID YOU SEE THAT?
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- KIND OF HARD TO MISS.
- SO GROSS.
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- I THINK IT'S COOL.
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- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE
ACTUALLY DOING THIS...FOR HIM.
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- IT'S NOT FOR HIM.
- I MEAN,
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JUST BECAUSE HE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND
DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO--
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- HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.
I DON'T DO BOYFRIENDS.
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BESIDES, HALF THE KIDS
IN SCHOOL
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HAVE THEIR NOSES
OR THEIR EARS PIERCED.
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ERICA JACOBSON EVEN HAS
HER BELLY BUTTON PIERCED.
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- ERICA JACOBSON IS A WHORE.
A-AND IT'S DANGEROUS.
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THIS GIRL IN TEXAS,
HER BOYFRIEND WENT TO KISS HER,
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HIS BRACES GOT CAUGHT
IN HER TONGUE RING,
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RIPPED IT CLEAR
OUT OF HER MOUTH.
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- THINGS LIKE THAT
ALWAYS HAPPEN IN TEXAS.
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- WHAT ABOUT THAT GUY WITH
THE STUD IN HIS NOSTRIL, HMM?
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GANGRENE SET IN. HE HAD TO HAVE
HIS ENTIRE NOSE AMPUTATED.
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- URBAN LEGEND.
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- WHO'S NEXT?
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TAKE OFF YOUR SHIRT, HONEY.
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SO WHICH ONE DO YOU WANT,
RIGHT OR LEFT?
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- I DON'T KNOW.
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- YOU KNOW,
MOST GUYS LIKE RIGHT.
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OKAY.
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- * HEY HEY HEY
HEY HEY HEY *
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* HEY HEY
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- EXCUSE ME,
IS--IS THIS GOING TO HURT?
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- OF COURSE.
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ARE YOU READY?
- MM-HMM.
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- * HEY HEY HEY HEY
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* HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
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- OW!
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- * HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
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*
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[dance music]
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*
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- NOTICE THAT PRACTICALLY EVERY
GUY IN HERE'S BEEN CRUISING US?
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- I SHOULD'VE WARNED YOU.
THE...CLIENTELE
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DOESN'T EXACTLY COME HERE
FOR THE FIVE-STAR CUISINE.
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EVERYBODY'S ALWAYS WISHING
THEY HAD A BOYFRIEND.
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WE ALL PICTURE HOW HE'D LOOK,
HOW HE'D SOUND,
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HOW NICE IT'D BE TO HAVE
SOMEONE TO SHARE YOUR LIFE,
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YOUR DREAMS,
YOUR DENTAL FLOSS.
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- A LITTLE DISCONCERTING
WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO EAT.
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- SO HOW COME
SO FEW OF US HAVE ONE?
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THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE LYING.
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MOST OF US COULDN'T COMMIT
TO A HOUSEPLANT.
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HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO COMMIT
TO HAVING A BOYFRIEND?
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YOU SHOULD SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE
WHEN BRIAN COMES HERE.
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I'M SO SORRY, I PROMISED
I WOULD NOT MENTION HIS NAME
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FOR TEN MINUTES.
- I'D SETTLE FOR FIVE.
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AND YOU'VE GOT TO STOP SMILING
LIKE THAT.
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- LIKE WHAT?
- LIKE THAT.
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IT MAKES ME WANT
TO COME ACROSS THE TABLE
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AND EAT YOU
LIKE A DESSERT.
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WOULD YOU LIKE SOME
WHIPPED CREAM WITH THAT, SIR?
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- I'D STAY AWAY
FROM THAT ONION, HONEY,
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ESPECIALLY IF YOU TWO
ARE PLANNING ON GOING
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AT IT ALL NIGHT.
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- MA, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?
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- TRYING TO PAY MY BILLS.
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YOU GOT A PROBLEM
WITH THAT?
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- THIS IS--THIS IS YOUR, UH...
- MOTHER.
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- I'M DEBBIE, AND YOU'RE...
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GODDAMN GORGEOUS
IS WHAT YOU ARE.
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- MA, THIS IS DAVID.
AND I--
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I THOUGHT TONIGHT
WAS YOUR NIGHT OFF.
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- OH, YEAH, LORRAINE GOT
FOOD POISONING.
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I THINK IT WAS THE SHISH KABOB.
[laughs]
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I'M JUST KIDDING.
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OKAY, GOT TO GET CRANKING.
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GOT A LOT OF HUNGRY BOYS
TO FEED.
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JESUS, MY BACK
IS KILLING ME.
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- HEY.
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IF YOU LIFT FROM YOUR KNEES,
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TAKES THE PRESSURE OFF
YOUR BACK.
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YOU FEEL THAT?
- YEAH, I'LL REMEMBER THAT.
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YOU'RE AN ANGEL.
- NO, I'M A CHIROPRACTOR.
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- YOU'RE A DOCTOR?
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- YEAH.
- YOU'RE DATING A DOCTOR?
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HOW LONG WERE YOU PLANNING
ON HIDING HIM FROM ME?
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- AS LONG AS I COULD.
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- YOU'RE COMING FOR DINNER
TOMORROW NIGHT.
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- HE CAN'T.
- I CAN'T?
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- YOU GOT PLANS.
HE'S GOT PLANS. HE'S VERY BUSY.
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- DEBBIE, I'D LOVE TO.
- GOOD FOR YOU.
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I'LL SEE YOU THERE, 7:30.
- OKAY.
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[chuckles]
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- CRAIG?
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AREN'T YOU GOING TO SAY
ANYTHING?
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- JUSTIN'S NOT GAY.
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THOSE NUDE DRAWINGS YOU FOUND,
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THEY'RE PROBABLY JUST
AN ASSIGNMENT FOR ART CLASS.
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AND THE UNDERWEAR, I'M SURE
HE JUST BOUGHT IT FOR HIMSELF.
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- IT'S NOT HIS SIZE.
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- STILL, THAT'S NO REASON
TO SUSPECT THAT HE'S...
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- HE TOLD ME HIMSELF.
- SO WHAT?
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THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.
A LOT OF KIDS THINK THAT.
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THEY'RE CONFUSED,
THEY'RE SCARED.
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- HE'S NOT CONFUSED.
HE'S NOT SCARED.
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HE KNOWS.
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THE SAME WAY
WE'VE ALWAYS KNOWN.
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- NO, NO, I HAVE NOT
ALWAYS KNOWN.
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- AT LEAST SUSPECTED.
- NO, YOU'VE SUSPECTED.
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HE'S NOT GAY.
HE'S...
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- WHAT, SENSITIVE?
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DIFFERENT?
ARTISTIC?
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- HE'S HIS OWN PERSON.
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YOU KNOW, NOT EVERY KID
IS THE QUARTERBACK
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ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM.
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- I THINK YOU BETTER TALK
TO HIM.
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- [chuckles]
AND SAY WHAT?
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"YOUR MOTHER THINKS
YOU'RE A HOMOSEXUAL"?
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- BEFORE HE GETS HIMSELF
INTO TROUBLE.
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BEFORE HE EXPOSES HIMSELF
TO GOD KNOWS WHAT.
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IF HE HASN'T ALREADY.
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- WAIT.
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YOU'RE SAYING
HE'S DOING THINGS?
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- HE'S...17.
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HOW NAIVE CAN YOU BE?
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- SO WHY DIDN'T YOU
TELL ME?
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- I PROMISED HIM
I WOULDN'T.
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- OH, THAT'S TERRIFIC.
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DON'T I HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND HERE?
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HEY, JUSTIN!
- HE'S NOT HERE.
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HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO DAPHNE'S,
BUT I KNOW HE'S NOT.
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- SO WHERE IS HE?
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- THE OTHER NIGHT, I FOUND HIM
IN A GAY BAR.
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- I DON'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS,
JEN.
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YOU LET HIM GO TO THESE PLACES?
- I HAD NO IDEA.
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- WELL, I'M PUTTING A STOP
TO THIS RIGHT NOW.
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- THERE'S MORE.
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HE'S SEEING SOMEONE.
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- SO WHO IS THIS KID?
I'LL CALL HIS PARENTS.
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- HE'S NOT A KID.
HE'S A MAN.
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HIS NAME IS BRIAN KINNEY.
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- I SAY, IF IT WALKS
LIKE A BOYFRIEND...
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- TALKS LIKE
A BOYFRIEND...
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both: THEN IT MUST BE
A BOYFRIEND.
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- WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE
SHUT THE FUCK UP?
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- I THINK IT'S GREAT
THAT MIKEY'S GOT A STEADY.
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- HE'S NOT A STEADY.
WE WENT OUT TWICE.
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- AROUND HERE, THAT'S
A LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP.
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NEXT THING YOU KNOW,
YOU'LL BE EXCHANGING RINGS.
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- MM, AND THEN THERE'LL BE ONE
OF THOSE COMMITMENT CEREMONIES
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WHERE, LIKE,
ALL 200 OF THE GUESTS
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HAVE SLEPT WITH ONE, IF NOT
BOTH, OF THE HAPPY COUPLE.
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- JUST, UM, PROMISE ME
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YOU WON'T WEAR
MATCHING WHITE SUITS.
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- THERE'S NO WAY THAT IS
EVER GOING TO HAPPEN.
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- WELL, THEN I SUGGEST YOU
WATCH OUT FOR THE WARNING SIGNS.
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- WHAT WARNING SIGNS?
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- LIKE WHEN
HE BRINGS YOU FLOWERS.
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- OR INVITES YOU AWAY FOR A
ROMANTIC WEEKEND IN THE COUNTRY.
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- NOT THAT YOU'LL SEE MUCH
BESIDE THE BEDROOM CEILING.
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- YOUR SHOT, MIKEY.
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- OH, OR THE MOST TELLTALE SIGN
OF ALL,
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WHEN HE MEETS
YOUR MOTHER,
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AND SHE INVITES HIM OVER
FOR DINNER.
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- SOMETHING THE MATTER?
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- I LOST MY GRIP.
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- GUESS WHAT I GOT TODAY.
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- A NEW BELL
FOR YOUR BICYCLE?
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- A NIPPLE RING.
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- EVERY PIECE OF TRASH
HAS SOMETHING
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STUCK THROUGH THEIR EAR
OR THEIR NOSE
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OR THEIR BELLY BUTTON
OR THEIR COCK.
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WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I'M EVEN REMOTELY INTERESTED
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THAT YOU HAVE A RING
THROUGH YOUR TIT?
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- IT'S LATE.
I GOT WORK.
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- DON'T FORGET
ABOUT THIS FRIDAY.
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- WHAT'S THIS FRIDAY?
- YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW.
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- TELL ME.
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- JUST SOME HEATHEN RITUAL
CALLED "STUDS IN SUDS."
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- STUDS IN SUDS?
WHAT'S THAT?
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- WELL...
[clears throat]
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FIRST THEY FLOOD THE DANCE FLOOR
AT BABYLON WITH SOAPSUDS.
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- AND THEN EVERYONE STRIPS
DOWN TO THEIR UNDIES...
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- OR LESS, AND DANCES...
CHEEK TO CHEEK.
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- SOUNDS AWESOME.
- IT'S DISGUSTING.
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- SEE YOU THERE?
- CAN'T WAIT.
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- MM.
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- YOU BETTER BE THERE TOO.
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- DON'T WORRY.
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- GUESS WHO'S
HEAD OVER HEELS?
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- I THINK YOU MEAN
"HEELS OVER HEAD."
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[laughter]
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- DOES MICHAEL HAVE
A BOYFRIEND?
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- THAT'S NONE
OF YOUR BUSINESS.
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- I JUST WANT TO KNOW.
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- WELL, DON'T STICK YOUR TIT IN
WHERE IT DOESN'T BELONG.
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- OW.
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[crickets chirping]
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[new age music]
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*
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- * TRULY AM
MY FATHER'S SON *
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* TRULY AM
MY FATHER'S SON *
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* TRULY AM MY FATHER'S SON
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[passionate moaning]
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* AWAY, AWAY
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* SOMEHOW IT'S GETTING AWAY
FROM ME *
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* AWAY, AWAY
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* THERE IT GOES,
MY SANITY *
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* ALL GONE
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* NOW THAT IT'S ALL
FINALLY GONE *
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* ALL GONE
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* NOW THAT IT'S ALL
FINALLY GONE *
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* TRULY AM
MY FATHER'S SON *
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* TRULY AM MY FATHER'S SON
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* TRULY AM
MY FATHER'S SON *
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[moaning]
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* TODAY, TODAY
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* NEVER THOUGHT
IT COULD GET WORSE *
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* TODAY, TODAY
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00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:57,731
* TRAPPED INSIDE
A UNIVERSE *
227
00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:00,701
* ALL ALONE
228
00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:04,337
* ALONE IN THIS PARTY
OF ONE *
229
00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:07,908
* ALL ALONE
230
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:11,211
* ALONE IN THIS PARTY
OF ONE *
231
00:10:11,244 --> 00:10:14,682
* TRULY AM
MY FATHER'S SON *
232
00:10:14,715 --> 00:10:18,051
* TRULY AM MY FATHER'S SON
233
00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:24,024
* TRULY AM
MY FATHER'S SON *
234
00:10:25,392 --> 00:10:27,394
[knock on door]
- OOH.
235
00:10:27,427 --> 00:10:31,164
THAT MUST BE
PRINCE CHARMING.
236
00:10:31,198 --> 00:10:34,735
MAKE THAT
THE WICKED WITCH.
237
00:10:34,768 --> 00:10:36,003
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
238
00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,705
- I'M HUNGRY.
LET'S GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT.
239
00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:39,039
- I'M GOING TO MY MOM'S,
REMEMBER?
240
00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:42,075
- OH, RIGHT, DIN-DIN WITH DOC.
I FORGOT.
241
00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:43,310
- HE'S GOING TO BE HERE
ANY MINUTE, SO YOU BETTER GO.
242
00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:44,745
- WHAT'S THIS?
243
00:10:44,778 --> 00:10:46,279
- CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS
FROM THE BIG Q BAKERY.
244
00:10:46,313 --> 00:10:47,848
I BOUGHT THEM FOR DESSE...
245
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:48,882
- WOW. IT'S TAKES YEARS
OF PRACTICE
246
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:51,885
TO DEVELOP TECHNIQUE
LIKE THAT.
247
00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:53,286
- LOOK, I KNOW
YOU DON'T LIKE HIM...
248
00:10:53,320 --> 00:10:55,022
- WHO SAID
I DON'T LIKE HIM?
249
00:10:55,055 --> 00:10:56,824
AND WHY DO YOU GIVE A FUCK
WHAT I THINK?
250
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,225
- I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT
FOR YEARS.
251
00:10:58,258 --> 00:11:00,160
- WHAT MATTERS IS
WHAT YOU THINK.
252
00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:03,764
IF YOU LIKE HIM,
THAT'S ALL THAT'S IMPORTANT.
253
00:11:03,797 --> 00:11:06,099
EVEN THOUGH HE IS QUITE A BIT
OLDER THAN YOU...
254
00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:07,935
AND LIVES IN A WORLD
YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT.
255
00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:09,369
- SHUT UP.
256
00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:11,404
- ARE YOU SAYING
HE'S TOO GOOD FOR ME?
257
00:11:11,438 --> 00:11:12,806
- NOBODY'S TOO GOOD
FOR YOU, MIKEY.
258
00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:13,974
YOU'RE BETTER THAN ANYONE.
259
00:11:14,007 --> 00:11:15,743
- BECAUSE HE HAPPENS
TO THINK I'M HOT.
260
00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,310
YOU KNOW,
SOME PEOPLE DO.
261
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,446
- HAVEN'T I ALWAYS
TOLD YOU THAT?
262
00:11:19,479 --> 00:11:22,015
[knock on door]
- I'LL GET IT.
263
00:11:24,484 --> 00:11:28,188
- DAVE, BUDDY.
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT YOU.
264
00:11:28,221 --> 00:11:30,190
- REALLY? HI, EMMETT.
- HI.
265
00:11:30,223 --> 00:11:33,861
- HI.
266
00:11:33,894 --> 00:11:35,462
THESE ARE GREAT.
MY MOM'LL LOVE THESE.
267
00:11:35,495 --> 00:11:38,498
- HERS ARE IN THE CAR.
THOSE ARE FOR YOU.
268
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:42,903
- THE SECOND SIGN--
FLOWERS.
269
00:11:42,936 --> 00:11:47,340
I'LL JUST PUT THESE
IN SOME WATER.
270
00:11:47,374 --> 00:11:49,076
- EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT?
271
00:11:49,109 --> 00:11:54,514
- HE'S ALLERGIC TO BOYFRIENDS
BRINGING BOUQUETS.
272
00:11:54,547 --> 00:11:56,349
- WELL, WE BETTER GO.
[clears throat]
273
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:59,152
DON'T WANT TO BE LATE.
274
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:05,358
- DON'T FORGET THIS.
275
00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:08,028
HAVE FUN, YOU TWO.
276
00:12:14,201 --> 00:12:16,203
- YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL.
YOU PROMISED.
277
00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:17,838
- JUSTIN, I HAD NO CHOICE.
I HAD TO TELL DADDY.
278
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,273
- YOU LIED TO ME.
YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T.
279
00:12:20,307 --> 00:12:21,875
- IT WAS
FOR YOUR OWN GOOD.
280
00:12:21,909 --> 00:12:24,044
WHEN I SAW YOU
WITH THIS BRIAN...
281
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:26,379
- YOU KEEP CALLING HIM
"THIS BRIAN,"
282
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:28,916
LIKE THAT'S HIS NAME.
IT'S JUST BRIAN.
283
00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:34,521
- WHEN I SAW YOU
WITH BRIAN...
284
00:12:34,554 --> 00:12:36,423
HIS ARMS AROUND YOU,
KISSING YOU--
285
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:38,225
I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.
286
00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:41,261
NOT FOR THE REASON
YOU THINK.
287
00:12:41,294 --> 00:12:44,231
IT'S NOT RIGHT
FOR A MAN HIS AGE
288
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,867
TO BE TOUCHING YOU.
289
00:12:46,900 --> 00:12:49,469
TO BE HAVING SEX
WITH YOU.
290
00:12:49,502 --> 00:12:52,539
AND...
291
00:12:52,572 --> 00:12:57,477
EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY THINK
YOU LOVE HIM...
292
00:12:57,510 --> 00:12:59,913
I'M SURE
HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU.
293
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:02,149
- THAT'S NOT TRUE.
- HE'S AN ADULT.
294
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:04,952
IT'S ILLEGAL FOR AN ADULT
TO HAVE SEX WITH A MINOR.
295
00:13:04,985 --> 00:13:06,920
- HONEY, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.
WE DON'T BLAME YOU.
296
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,889
WE UNDERSTAND
THIS MAN ENTICED YOU.
297
00:13:08,922 --> 00:13:11,524
- HE DIDN'T ENTICE ME.
I WANTED HIM.
298
00:13:11,558 --> 00:13:14,027
- JUSTIN...GOD!
299
00:13:14,061 --> 00:13:16,496
Y-YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO KNOW
WHAT YOU WANT.
300
00:13:16,529 --> 00:13:19,099
- CRAIG, PLEASE.
YOU PROMISED YOU'D STAY CALM.
301
00:13:19,132 --> 00:13:22,069
- I--I AM CALM.
302
00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:23,603
WHAT ABOUT AIDS?
303
00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,439
- HE WORE A CONDOM.
I PUT IT ON HIM MYSELF.
304
00:13:26,473 --> 00:13:29,409
- OH, GOD!
I'M CALLING THE POLICE.
305
00:13:29,442 --> 00:13:30,410
- YOU'RE NOT
CALLING ANYBODY.
306
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:31,945
THAT'S ALL WE NEED IS
FOR EVERYBODY TO KNOW.
307
00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:34,114
- WHAT,
YOU WANT THIS MONSTER,
308
00:13:34,147 --> 00:13:36,216
THIS CHILD MOLESTER
TO GO FREE?
309
00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:41,188
- HE DIDN'T MOLEST ME,
AND I'M NOT A CHILD.
310
00:13:41,221 --> 00:13:43,623
I LOVE HIM...
311
00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:46,359
MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
IN MY LIFE.
312
00:13:46,393 --> 00:13:49,496
IT'S ALL I WANT,
313
00:13:49,529 --> 00:13:51,965
IS TO BE WITH HIM.
314
00:13:51,999 --> 00:13:55,936
- I DON'T EVER WANT TO HEAR YOU
SAY THAT AGAIN.
315
00:13:55,969 --> 00:13:57,938
AND YOU ARE NOT
TO SEE HIM.
316
00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,407
- I'M GOING TO SEE HIM.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY.
317
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:03,476
- I DON'T THINK SO.
NO, YOU'RE NOT, JUSTIN.
318
00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,946
HEY, JUSTIN!
319
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:09,416
- HAVE SOME MORE CARBONARA,
DAVID.
320
00:14:09,449 --> 00:14:11,885
- I'M STUFFED, THANKS.
321
00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:14,421
- OH, COME ON. WITH THAT BODY,
YOU CAN AFFORD TO CARBO-LOAD.
322
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:16,456
- YEAH, YOU MUST WORK OUT
ALL THE TIME.
323
00:14:16,489 --> 00:14:19,292
- WELL, WHEN I CAN.
- FEEL THOSE BICEPS.
324
00:14:19,326 --> 00:14:21,561
I NEVER COULD RESIST
A HARD BODY.
325
00:14:21,594 --> 00:14:25,232
LIKE MOTHER, LIKE SON.
- LIKE UNCLE.
326
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:27,968
- LIKE, WILL YOU TWO
PLEASE LEAVE HIM ALONE?
327
00:14:28,001 --> 00:14:29,669
NEXT YOU'LL BE ASKING
WHAT KIND OF CAR HE DRIVES
328
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:34,641
AND HOW MUCH HE MAKES.
- [laughs]
329
00:14:34,674 --> 00:14:38,045
I DRIVE A JAG,
AND I'M COMFORTABLE.
330
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:43,150
- MICHAEL, IF YOU DON'T MARRY
THIS MAN IMMEDIATELY, I WILL.
331
00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:45,685
- I THINK I WILL HAVE
A LITTLE MORE.
332
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,688
- ME TOO.
333
00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,123
- [laughs]
IT'S LIKE LADY AND THE TRAMP.
334
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:51,691
- LADY AND THE TRAMP?
335
00:14:51,724 --> 00:14:53,260
- IT'S MICHAEL'S
FAVORITE MOVIE.
336
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,162
- WHEN I WAS NINE.
337
00:14:55,195 --> 00:14:56,229
- SEE, LADY AND TRAMP
GO ON THIS DATE
338
00:14:56,263 --> 00:14:59,232
TO AN ITALIAN RESTAURANT,
AND THEN THE WAITER...
339
00:14:59,266 --> 00:15:02,269
- TONY.
- WHAT ELSE WOULD HIS NAME BE?
340
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:05,005
BRINGS OVER THIS BIG BOWL
OF SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS.
341
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:09,242
AND, UM--AND THEY PUT
THEIR HEAD IN THE BOWL...
342
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:12,245
THEY'RE DOGS.
[laughter]
343
00:15:12,279 --> 00:15:16,549
AND THEY COME UP WITH THIS
ONE SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI.
344
00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,019
AND THEN THEY CHEW,
AND THEY CHEW AND...
345
00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:21,588
- THEY GET CLOSER
AND CLOSER...
346
00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:23,957
- UNTIL FINALLY,
THEIR LIPS MEET.
347
00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:26,159
[chuckles]
348
00:15:26,193 --> 00:15:29,496
- IT IS, IN MY ESTIMATION,
THE GREATEST SCREEN KISS EVER.
349
00:15:29,529 --> 00:15:31,131
- I--I REMEMBER IT.
350
00:15:31,164 --> 00:15:33,700
LIKE THIS.
351
00:15:38,405 --> 00:15:41,374
[romantic Italian music]
352
00:15:41,408 --> 00:15:49,349
*
353
00:15:56,523 --> 00:15:59,259
- THAT'S EVEN BETTER
THAN THE MOVIE.
354
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:07,300
*
355
00:16:17,144 --> 00:16:18,245
- YOU WANT TO SEE
MY OLD ROOM?
356
00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,313
- I'D LOVE TO SEE
YOUR OLD ROOM.
357
00:16:26,519 --> 00:16:29,522
- AND BE GENTLE.
[laughter]
358
00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,462
- I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL WEEK
TO DO THIS.
359
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,331
- ME TOO.
360
00:16:38,365 --> 00:16:40,133
- JUST HASN'T BEEN ANY TIME.
361
00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:42,369
- I KNOW.
IT'S HARD.
362
00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:45,472
FINDING THE TIME.
[laughter]
363
00:16:45,505 --> 00:16:47,240
- I GOT A SOLUTION.
- MM-HMM.
364
00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:48,308
- I GOT A SOLUTION.
365
00:16:48,341 --> 00:16:51,411
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO AWAY
WITH ME FOR THE WEEKEND?
366
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:52,779
- HUH?
367
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,547
- I GOT A CABIN
UP IN THE WOODS.
368
00:16:54,581 --> 00:16:58,251
- WILL I GET TO SEE ANYTHING
BESIDES THE BEDROOM CEILING?
369
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:01,788
- WORD OF HONOR.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?
370
00:17:06,426 --> 00:17:09,562
- SAY "YES," YOU LITTLE ASSHOLE,
OR I'LL DISOWN YOU.
371
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:12,399
[laughter]
372
00:17:12,432 --> 00:17:15,402
- LIKE I SAID,
IT'S A VERY SMALL HOUSE.
373
00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:18,405
*
374
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:22,375
[typing]
375
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:29,482
[telephone rings]
376
00:17:29,516 --> 00:17:31,418
- 6 FULLER,
CORNER OF TREMONT.
377
00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:36,223
IT SHOULD TAKE YOU TEN MINUTES--
ONE FOR EVERY INCH.
378
00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:44,063
[knock on door]
379
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,872
YOU GOT LAID.
- I DID NOT.
380
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,609
- YES, YOU DID.
I CAN ALWAYS TELL.
381
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,845
I THOUGHT YOU AND DAVE
WERE HAVING DINNER AT DEB'S.
382
00:17:58,878 --> 00:18:00,447
- DINNER'S OVER.
383
00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:02,249
- [scoffs]
WHAT, DID SHE SCARE HIM OFF?
384
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:05,252
- ACTUALLY, SHE AND VIC
WERE ON THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR.
385
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:09,422
- THAT'S EVEN SCARIER.
LISTEN, YOU CAN'T STAY.
386
00:18:09,456 --> 00:18:11,224
I'VE GOT SOMEONE COMING OVER
IN APPROXIMATELY
387
00:18:11,258 --> 00:18:13,793
7 1/2 INCHES, SO...
388
00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:19,166
I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW
AT STUDS IN SUDS.
389
00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:21,301
- I CAN'T GO.
390
00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:24,871
THAT'S WHAT I CAME OVER HERE
TO TELL YOU.
391
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:25,872
[sighs]
392
00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:29,476
DAVID INVITED ME AWAY WITH HIM
FOR THE WEEKEND.
393
00:18:31,511 --> 00:18:33,213
HE HAS A CABIN.
394
00:18:33,246 --> 00:18:35,582
- WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW,
JUST LIKE THE BOY SAID--
395
00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:38,518
FLOWERS,
DINNER AT MOM'S,
396
00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,753
AND NOW AN INVITATION
TO THE COUNTRY.
397
00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:43,390
- YOU'RE MAD.
- WHY WOULD I BE MAD?
398
00:18:43,423 --> 00:18:45,225
I MEAN, WHO WANTS TO BE
ON A CROWDED DANCE FLOOR
399
00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,360
SURROUNDED BY NAKED MEN
COVERED IN SOAPSUDS
400
00:18:47,394 --> 00:18:49,829
WHEN YOU CAN BE BREATHING
ALL THAT FRESH, COUNTRY AIR?
401
00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:53,500
[telephone rings]
402
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,368
JUST DON'T FORGET TO TAKE
YOUR INHALER,
403
00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:57,570
IN CASE
YOUR ASTHMA ATTACKS.
404
00:18:57,604 --> 00:18:59,206
[telephone ringing]
405
00:18:59,239 --> 00:19:02,209
MUST HAVE GOTTEN LOST.
406
00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,244
I TOLD YOU, 6 FULLER,
CORNER OF TREMONT.
407
00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,912
NOW GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE.
408
00:19:05,945 --> 00:19:07,647
I'VE GOT THIS NEW DILDO--
409
00:19:07,680 --> 00:19:11,251
9 INCHES LONG,
7 INCHES ROUND.
410
00:19:11,284 --> 00:19:12,919
I'M GOING TO OPEN UP
YOUR HOLE WITH IT,
411
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,554
AND THEN I'M GOING
TO FUCK YOU SO HARD,
412
00:19:14,587 --> 00:19:18,558
YOUR EYES ROLL BACK
IN YOUR HEAD.
413
00:19:18,591 --> 00:19:22,529
- YOU EVER CONSIDERED A CAREER
IN PHONE SALES?
414
00:19:22,562 --> 00:19:24,931
- GET OUT OF HERE.
415
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:29,836
[telephone rings]
416
00:19:29,869 --> 00:19:32,439
NOW WHAT?
417
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:39,379
DIDN'T YOU JUST CALL?
418
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:41,348
THAT WASN'T YOU?
419
00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:50,557
- IT'S MY NECK AGAIN.
420
00:19:50,590 --> 00:19:51,958
I CAN BARELY MOVE IT.
421
00:19:51,991 --> 00:19:53,960
- DO YOU WANT THE PERIWINKLE
OR THE APRICOT?
422
00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:54,794
- SHH.
423
00:19:54,827 --> 00:19:56,329
- [whispering]
I THINK THE APRICOT
424
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:59,532
GOES BETTER WITH YOUR EYES.
425
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:02,969
- UH, YEAH, I--I THINK IT'LL BE
BETTER IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.
426
00:20:03,002 --> 00:20:06,939
OH, DON'T WORRY, I DEFINITELY
PLAN ON SEEING MY CHIROPRACTOR.
427
00:20:06,973 --> 00:20:09,008
- [snickers]
- THANKS.
428
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:13,280
THANKS.
BYE.
429
00:20:13,313 --> 00:20:15,648
- YOU KNOW WHAT GROWS
WHEN YOU LIE.
430
00:20:15,682 --> 00:20:16,983
- TOO BAD
IT'S YOUR NOSE.
431
00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,352
- I'M ENTITLED TO A COUPLE
OF PERSONAL DAYS.
432
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:21,288
- MICHAEL, YOU'RE ENTITLED
TO A PERSONAL LIFE.
433
00:20:21,321 --> 00:20:22,289
- ALL RIGHT,
HAVE YOU GOT EVERYTHING?
434
00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:23,956
- UH, FIVE PAIRS OF JEANS,
435
00:20:23,990 --> 00:20:27,727
SEVEN SHIRTS, FOUR SWEATERS,
AND TEN TEES.
436
00:20:27,760 --> 00:20:29,829
- HOW LONG ARE YOU GOING FOR?
- THE WEEKEND.
437
00:20:29,862 --> 00:20:32,365
- ALL RIGHT.
438
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:38,671
ONE CHANGE OF UNDIES.
A PACK OF CONDOMS.
439
00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,840
TUBE OF LUBE.
THERE, YOU'RE ALL SET.
440
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:42,475
- [chuckles]
441
00:20:46,713 --> 00:20:48,681
- REMEMBER WHEN MY MOM TOOK ME
TO ATLANTIC CITY,
442
00:20:48,715 --> 00:20:51,351
AND I GOT SICK
ON ALL THAT SALTWATER TAFFY?
443
00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:54,053
- LISTEN TO HIM.
HE'S GOT COLD FEET ALREADY.
444
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:55,888
- I'M NOT GETTING
COLD FEET.
445
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:58,958
I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DO
FOR A WHOLE WEEKEND.
446
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,527
- WELL, LET'S SEE.
FIRST YOU ARRIVE...
447
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:01,761
- THEN YOU FUCK.
- THEN YOU UNPACK...
448
00:21:01,794 --> 00:21:02,695
- THEN YOU FUCK.
- THEN YOU GO BERRY PICKING.
449
00:21:02,729 --> 00:21:03,896
- THEN YOU FUCK.
450
00:21:03,930 --> 00:21:04,831
- I MEAN,
AFTER YOU FUCK.
451
00:21:04,864 --> 00:21:06,999
- YOU TALK.
YOU GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER.
452
00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:09,369
- WHAT IF I RUN
OUT OF THINGS TO SAY?
453
00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:11,804
WHAT IF I SAY
SOME STUPID REMARK, AND HE SAYS,
454
00:21:11,838 --> 00:21:14,741
"WHY AM I UP HERE
WITH THIS JERK?"
455
00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,043
OR WHAT IF--
- HEY, HEY.
456
00:21:17,076 --> 00:21:19,579
WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP WORRYING?
457
00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,651
- I JUST WANT HIM
TO LIKE ME.
458
00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:28,054
- HE ALREADY DOES.
459
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,826
HE MORE THAN LIKES YOU.
460
00:21:38,431 --> 00:21:41,801
- SO YOU GO,
AND YOU HAVE A FABULOUS TIME.
461
00:21:41,834 --> 00:21:46,473
AND BRING US BACK
SOME BERRIES.
462
00:21:47,840 --> 00:21:50,910
- THAT'S--
NOT MY BERRIES.
463
00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,682
- HOW MUCH?
- 2,000.
464
00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:58,084
WHO KNEW IT WOULD BE
SO EXPENSIVE HAVING A KID?
465
00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:00,119
- OBVIOUSLY WE DIDN'T.
466
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,356
- CAN I TELL YOU
THAT I LOVE YOU TO DEATH?
467
00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:06,058
- HMM. YOU AND MELANIE REALLY
ARE AFTER MY LIFE INSURANCE.
468
00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:10,430
- AND THAT YOU ARE
EXCEEDINGLY GENEROUS?
469
00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:13,833
- WELL, YOU KNOW, I BARELY HAVE
ENOUGH LEFT FOR STUDS IN SUDS.
470
00:22:13,866 --> 00:22:16,669
- OH, IS THAT THIS WEEKEND?
YOU GOING WITH MICHAEL?
471
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:19,005
- MICHAEL WENT TO THE COUNTRY
WITH THE PROCTOLOGIST.
472
00:22:19,038 --> 00:22:20,840
- CHIROPRACTOR.
- WHATEVER.
473
00:22:20,873 --> 00:22:21,974
- OH, SOUNDS ROMANTIC.
474
00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:24,511
PEACEFUL WALKS,
COZY FIRES...
475
00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:28,681
- STEPPING IN BEAR SHIT,
BEING STUNG BY MOSQUITOES.
476
00:22:28,715 --> 00:22:30,016
I GUARANTEE YOU,
AFTER TWO DAYS,
477
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:32,652
HE'LL WISH HE WAS BACK HERE
WITH ME IN BABYLON.
478
00:22:32,685 --> 00:22:34,120
- I WOULDN'T BE SO SURE.
479
00:22:34,153 --> 00:22:35,888
HE MIGHT ACTUALLY LIKE
A CHANGE OF SCENE,
480
00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,957
NOT TO MENTION SOMEONE WHO
ACTUALLY WANTS TO BE WITH HIM.
481
00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:39,592
- YOU KNOW,
I TOLD HIM,
482
00:22:39,626 --> 00:22:41,127
"I'M GLAD YOU'RE GOING OUT
WITH DAVE."
483
00:22:41,160 --> 00:22:42,695
HE CAN'T SPEND
THE REST OF HIS LIFE
484
00:22:42,729 --> 00:22:44,864
TRICKING AND GOING TO CLUBS.
485
00:22:44,897 --> 00:22:47,767
IT'S TIME
HE SETTLED DOWN...
486
00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:49,035
AND GREW UP.
487
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:51,538
- [laughs]
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT.
488
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,172
YOU CAN'T IMAGINE
WHY TWO PEOPLE
489
00:22:53,205 --> 00:22:54,741
WOULD WANT TO BE TOGETHER,
CAN YOU?
490
00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:56,609
- THE DESIRE TO FALL ASLEEP
IN FRONT OF JAY LENO
491
00:22:56,643 --> 00:22:59,045
AND ARGUE OVER WHOSE TURN IT IS
TO PICK UP THE DRY CLEANING?
492
00:22:59,078 --> 00:23:01,614
- IT'S CALLED NOT WANTING
TO BE ALONE,
493
00:23:01,648 --> 00:23:03,149
KNOWING THAT YOU'RE LOVED.
494
00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:04,717
APPARENTLY,
A LOT OF US NEED THAT,
495
00:23:04,751 --> 00:23:07,153
INCLUDING MICHAEL.
496
00:23:07,186 --> 00:23:10,523
SO PROMISE ME YOU WON'T
FUCK IT UP FOR HIM.
497
00:23:14,561 --> 00:23:17,029
- YOU RAN INTO MY LANE,
YOU STUPID ASS.
498
00:23:17,063 --> 00:23:19,031
- I COULDN'T SEE YOU.
I FORGOT MY CONTACTS.
499
00:23:19,065 --> 00:23:21,000
- FAG.
500
00:23:22,802 --> 00:23:25,538
HEY, TAYLOR. AREN'T YOU GONNA
TAKE A SHOWER?
501
00:23:25,572 --> 00:23:27,440
- I HAVE TO FINISH A PAPER
FOR NESSLER.
502
00:23:27,474 --> 00:23:28,775
YOU KNOW
WHAT A BITCH SHE IS.
503
00:23:28,808 --> 00:23:31,644
- DON'T YOU WANNA CHECK OUT
ALL THE GUYS' DICKS?
504
00:23:31,678 --> 00:23:34,581
I KNOW
HOW MUCH YOU LIKE THAT.
505
00:23:34,614 --> 00:23:36,215
HEY, WHAT'S THAT?
- NOTHING.
506
00:23:36,248 --> 00:23:38,785
- LET'S SEE.
WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
507
00:23:38,818 --> 00:23:41,788
- A PIERCING PARLOR
ON LIBERTY AVENUE.
508
00:23:41,821 --> 00:23:45,592
- SHIT, YOU REALLY ARE A QUEER.
- AM NOT.
509
00:23:45,625 --> 00:23:47,694
- YEAH? THEN WHY DO YOU HAVE
A NIPPLE RING?
510
00:23:47,727 --> 00:23:48,995
- I WANTED IT.
511
00:23:49,028 --> 00:23:50,763
- YEAH,
SO YOUR FUDGE-PACKING FRIENDS
512
00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,732
CAN PULL ON IT
WHILE THEY'RE BUTT-FUCKING YOU?
513
00:23:52,765 --> 00:23:54,967
- HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH
ABOUT WHAT FAGGOTS DO
514
00:23:55,001 --> 00:23:57,837
UNLESS YOU ARE ONE?
515
00:23:59,138 --> 00:24:00,673
- FIGHT!
516
00:24:00,707 --> 00:24:02,842
- BREAK IT UP.
517
00:24:02,875 --> 00:24:05,845
- COME ON, GET UP!
- BITCH!
518
00:24:05,878 --> 00:24:08,214
YOU FUCKING SON OF A BITCH.
- COME ON, CHILL OUT.
519
00:24:08,247 --> 00:24:09,816
- AH!
520
00:24:09,849 --> 00:24:12,051
- YOU FUCKING--
I'LL KILL YOU, YOU FUCKING...
521
00:24:32,572 --> 00:24:35,141
- WOW.
522
00:24:37,176 --> 00:24:41,247
YOU REALLY BUILT THIS PLACE
YOURSELF?
523
00:24:41,280 --> 00:24:43,950
- MOST OF IT.
524
00:24:43,983 --> 00:24:45,184
I'M GOOD WITH MY HANDS.
525
00:24:45,217 --> 00:24:46,519
[both chuckle]
526
00:24:46,553 --> 00:24:48,054
- YEAH, I'VE NOTICED.
527
00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:48,921
[breathes deep]
528
00:24:48,955 --> 00:24:51,190
I FORGOT HOW GOOD
FRESH AIR SMELLS.
529
00:24:51,223 --> 00:24:52,992
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE IN THE COUNTRY?
530
00:24:53,025 --> 00:24:55,628
- WE VISITED A DAIRY
IN THE THIRD GRADE.
531
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:59,131
- THAT'S A LONG TIME.
[laughs]
532
00:24:59,165 --> 00:25:01,100
[horse neighs]
533
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:12,144
MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.
534
00:25:12,178 --> 00:25:15,047
I'M JUST GOING TO THROW
THIS BAG UPSTAIRS.
535
00:25:23,322 --> 00:25:27,760
- SO DID YOU CATCH THAT FISH
OR CHALLENGE IT TO A DUEL?
536
00:25:27,794 --> 00:25:29,629
- I--I CAUGHT THAT
WITH SOME FRIENDS
537
00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,599
DOWN IN THE FLORIDA KEYS.
538
00:25:37,670 --> 00:25:39,639
- WHO'S THIS?
539
00:25:39,672 --> 00:25:40,840
- MY EX.
540
00:25:40,873 --> 00:25:44,844
- EX-SCUBA-DIVING INSTRUCTOR?
EX-FIGURE-SKATING PARTNER?
541
00:25:44,877 --> 00:25:46,946
- EX-WIFE.
542
00:25:50,216 --> 00:25:53,686
- SHE'S PRETTY.
543
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,857
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU WERE MARRIED.
544
00:25:57,890 --> 00:26:02,829
- YEAH, SEVEN YEARS.
545
00:26:02,862 --> 00:26:05,264
AND THAT IS MY SON HANK.
546
00:26:05,297 --> 00:26:09,869
HE'S 12 NOW.
547
00:26:09,902 --> 00:26:12,805
HE'S, UH, LIVING
WITH HIS MOM
548
00:26:12,839 --> 00:26:15,975
DOWN IN OREGON.
549
00:26:18,044 --> 00:26:21,781
I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM
TOO MUCH ANYMORE.
550
00:26:21,814 --> 00:26:24,183
- SO YOU WEREN'T
ALWAYS GAY?
551
00:26:24,216 --> 00:26:29,355
- NO, I WAS ALWAYS GAY.
552
00:26:29,388 --> 00:26:31,624
JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO ADMIT IT.
553
00:26:31,658 --> 00:26:35,227
AND BEING THE OVERACHIEVER
THAT I AM,
554
00:26:35,261 --> 00:26:38,264
I FIGURED THAT,
IF I WORKED HARD ENOUGH,
555
00:26:38,297 --> 00:26:40,366
I COULD BECOME ANYTHING
I WANTED,
556
00:26:40,399 --> 00:26:43,135
INCLUDING STRAIGHT.
557
00:26:43,169 --> 00:26:45,037
SO I MARRIED LORI.
558
00:26:45,071 --> 00:26:48,107
AND FOR A LONG TIME,
WE WERE HAPPY.
559
00:26:48,140 --> 00:26:52,378
BUILT THIS PLACE TOGETHER.
560
00:26:52,411 --> 00:26:55,114
BUT EVENTUALLY,
IT BECAME HARDER TO--
561
00:26:55,147 --> 00:26:58,384
TO DENY WHO I REALLY WAS.
562
00:26:58,417 --> 00:27:01,287
WHO I AM.
563
00:27:02,989 --> 00:27:05,291
SO I TOLD HER.
564
00:27:13,432 --> 00:27:17,870
I-IT WAS
THE ONLY FAIR THING TO DO.
565
00:27:17,904 --> 00:27:20,106
FOR EITHER OF US.
566
00:27:20,139 --> 00:27:23,375
- SHE MUST HAVE BEEN
REALLY UPSET.
567
00:27:29,048 --> 00:27:33,419
- AFTER WE SPLIT UP...
[clears throat]
568
00:27:33,452 --> 00:27:37,890
AFTER WE SPLIT UP, I PROMISED
MYSELF THAT I WOULD...
569
00:27:37,924 --> 00:27:41,928
WELL, THAT I WOULD BE HONEST
WITH ME...
570
00:27:41,961 --> 00:27:43,362
AND THAT I WOULD
ALWAYS BE HONEST
571
00:27:43,395 --> 00:27:46,332
WITH ANYONE ELSE
THAT I LOVED.
572
00:27:48,400 --> 00:27:51,270
WHICH, I GUESS,
IS WHY I'M TELLING YOU.
573
00:28:10,256 --> 00:28:12,191
WHOA.
574
00:28:12,224 --> 00:28:14,861
YOU ALL RIGHT?
575
00:28:17,329 --> 00:28:20,099
- MUST BE
ALL THIS FRESH AIR.
576
00:28:27,173 --> 00:28:30,142
[dance music]
577
00:28:30,176 --> 00:28:33,780
*
578
00:28:33,813 --> 00:28:35,948
- * WAKE UP
579
00:28:35,982 --> 00:28:37,884
* SHAKE YOURSELF AWAKE
580
00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:42,354
* YOU'RE REALLY HERE,
SO SHAKE YOURSELF AWAKE *
581
00:28:42,388 --> 00:28:45,424
* ARE YOU WITH ME?
ARE YOU WITH ME? *
582
00:28:45,457 --> 00:28:48,427
* ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?
583
00:28:48,460 --> 00:28:51,230
- AREN'T YOU GOING TO DIVE IN,
JOIN THE FUN?
584
00:28:51,263 --> 00:28:53,032
- I ALREADY TOOK A BATH,
BUT IF YOU WANT TO JUMP IN,
585
00:28:53,065 --> 00:28:54,433
I PROMISE I WON'T LOOK.
586
00:28:54,466 --> 00:28:56,235
- YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE.
587
00:28:56,268 --> 00:28:59,972
- HEY,
YOU TWO WALLFLOWERS.
588
00:29:00,006 --> 00:29:03,209
COME ON IN,
THE SUDS ARE GREAT.
589
00:29:03,242 --> 00:29:05,377
OH, HEY.
LOOK WHAT I FOUND.
590
00:29:05,411 --> 00:29:07,113
MY RUBBER DUCKY.
591
00:29:07,146 --> 00:29:10,482
QUACK, QUACK!
592
00:29:10,516 --> 00:29:13,019
- [laughs]
593
00:29:13,052 --> 00:29:14,854
THAT'S PATHETIC.
594
00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:17,323
- I THOUGHT STUDS IN SUDS WAS
YOUR FAVORITE CONTACT SPORT.
595
00:29:17,356 --> 00:29:19,558
- WHAT, A BUNCH OF FAGS SLIDING
AROUND IN THEIR SHORTS?
596
00:29:19,591 --> 00:29:22,361
- YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO ENJOY
YOURSELF WHEN MICHAEL'S HERE.
597
00:29:22,394 --> 00:29:24,831
BUT I GUESS IT'S NOT
AS MUCH FUN SCORING
598
00:29:24,864 --> 00:29:27,199
WITHOUT YOUR LITTLE AUDIENCE
OF ONE, IS IT?
599
00:29:27,233 --> 00:29:30,536
YOU KNOW, AS THE GREAT
FRENCH PHILOSOPHER ROQUEFORT,
600
00:29:30,569 --> 00:29:33,005
OR WHAT WAS IT CAMEMBERT,
ONCE SAID,
601
00:29:33,039 --> 00:29:34,874
"IT IS NOT ENOUGH
TO TRICK.
602
00:29:34,907 --> 00:29:38,845
YOUR BEST FRIEND
MUST ALSO GO HOME ALONE."
603
00:29:38,878 --> 00:29:41,413
- FUCK YOU.
604
00:29:41,447 --> 00:29:43,549
I HAVEN'T THOUGHT ABOUT MICHAEL
ONCE TONIGHT.
605
00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:47,887
- HEY, WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
JUST LIKE WHEN HE'S HERE.
606
00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:50,356
- * ARE YOU LISTENING
TO ME? *
607
00:29:50,389 --> 00:29:53,993
- UH, UH, UH.
608
00:29:54,026 --> 00:29:55,494
- WASH MY BACK.
609
00:30:02,501 --> 00:30:06,172
- HEY.
REMEMBER ME?
610
00:30:06,205 --> 00:30:07,139
- WHY? SHOULD I?
611
00:30:07,173 --> 00:30:10,076
- WE DID IT AT THE BATHS
A COUPLE WEEKS AGO.
612
00:30:10,109 --> 00:30:13,412
- I MUST HAVE BEEN
VERY DESPERATE.
613
00:30:13,445 --> 00:30:15,281
- FUCK YOU.
614
00:30:15,314 --> 00:30:20,119
[chatter, laughter]
615
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,522
WHO THE FUCK
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?
616
00:30:28,494 --> 00:30:32,298
FUCK YOU!
617
00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:34,901
[car stereo playing
electronic music]
618
00:30:34,934 --> 00:30:43,342
*
619
00:30:43,375 --> 00:30:46,545
[ejects tape,
music stops]
620
00:30:57,123 --> 00:30:58,624
[horn honks]
621
00:30:58,657 --> 00:31:01,460
[other car's engine revs]
622
00:31:01,493 --> 00:31:03,395
[tires screech]
623
00:31:06,265 --> 00:31:09,001
[engine revving]
[tires screech]
624
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:13,940
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING,
YOU CRAZY FUCK?
625
00:31:23,149 --> 00:31:25,651
[birds chirping]
626
00:31:25,684 --> 00:31:28,087
[passionate moans]
627
00:31:37,363 --> 00:31:38,965
- OH, GOD,
THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
628
00:31:38,998 --> 00:31:40,967
- [chuckles]
629
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,935
AND THEY SAID I'D NEVER BE
ANY GOOD AT OUTDOOR SPORTS.
630
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,938
[laughter]
631
00:31:45,972 --> 00:31:49,541
- OH.
632
00:31:49,575 --> 00:31:52,478
- OH, DON'T GO,
DON'T GO.
633
00:31:52,511 --> 00:31:55,581
- OKAY, BUT I HAVE TO WARN YOU,
A GIRL SCOUT TROOP
634
00:31:55,614 --> 00:31:57,683
COMES THROUGH HERE EVERY DAY.
- HOLY SHIT.
635
00:31:57,716 --> 00:31:59,285
- I'M KIDDING.
636
00:31:59,318 --> 00:32:00,686
I'M KIDDING.
I'M KIDDING.
637
00:32:00,719 --> 00:32:05,291
WE CAN STAY HERE FOREVER,
IF YOU LIKE.
638
00:32:05,324 --> 00:32:07,593
- I'D LIKE.
639
00:32:11,397 --> 00:32:12,464
YOU KNOW,
I WAS REALLY NERVOUS
640
00:32:12,498 --> 00:32:14,633
ABOUT COMING UP HERE
THIS WEEKEND.
641
00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:17,269
- OH?
642
00:32:17,303 --> 00:32:20,372
- BUT IT TURNS OUT
I HAD NO REASON TO BE.
643
00:32:20,406 --> 00:32:23,142
- GOOD.
644
00:32:23,175 --> 00:32:27,546
SO WE CAN GO AWAY TOGETHER
AGAIN SOMETIME.
645
00:32:27,579 --> 00:32:29,181
- MAYBE.
646
00:32:29,215 --> 00:32:31,517
- YOU EVER BEEN SKIING?
- NOT REALLY.
647
00:32:31,550 --> 00:32:33,519
- WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE IN NEW YORK?
648
00:32:33,552 --> 00:32:34,987
- LIKE, NEVER.
649
00:32:35,021 --> 00:32:37,289
- LONDON? PARIS?
THE AMALFI COAST?
650
00:32:37,323 --> 00:32:41,627
- TRY ATLANTIC CITY, 1983.
- MICHAEL. MICHAEL.
651
00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:46,198
THERE'S A WHOLE WORLD
OUTSIDE LIBERTY AVENUE.
652
00:32:46,232 --> 00:32:51,670
I'D LIKE TO SHOW IT TO YOU,
IF YOU'D LET ME.
653
00:32:51,703 --> 00:32:56,075
BUT FIRST...
654
00:32:56,108 --> 00:32:58,677
WE SWIM.
655
00:32:58,710 --> 00:33:01,080
COME ON.
656
00:33:01,113 --> 00:33:02,748
COME ON.
COME ON.
657
00:33:02,781 --> 00:33:06,718
WHEW. WHOA.
[laughs]
658
00:33:06,752 --> 00:33:09,255
- I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.
659
00:33:09,288 --> 00:33:11,423
[water splashes]
660
00:33:12,724 --> 00:33:14,660
[dialing]
661
00:33:14,693 --> 00:33:20,666
[cell phone ringing]
662
00:33:23,669 --> 00:33:26,372
GUESS WHAT I'M DOING.
663
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:29,108
- UH, RUBBING PINK STUFF
ALL OVER THE POISON IVY YOU GOT
664
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,477
WHEN THAT BEAR CHASED YOU
THROUGH THE WOODS.
665
00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:34,246
- BASKING IN THE AFTERGLOW
OF HAVING JUST MADE LOVE
666
00:33:34,280 --> 00:33:37,049
TO DAVID UNDER A TREE,
ASSHOLE.
667
00:33:37,083 --> 00:33:39,785
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE
FALCON VIDEO PAC 77:
668
00:33:39,818 --> 00:33:42,121
MAN'S COUNTRY.
669
00:33:42,154 --> 00:33:43,622
- IT WAS INCREDIBLE.
670
00:33:43,655 --> 00:33:45,424
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX OUTDOORS
BEFORE.
671
00:33:45,457 --> 00:33:46,525
- SURE, YOU DID.
672
00:33:46,558 --> 00:33:48,660
IN THE BACK ALLEY
BEHIND BABYLON.
673
00:33:48,694 --> 00:33:50,396
- I DON'T MEAN THE KIND
THAT TAKES FIVE MINUTES
674
00:33:50,429 --> 00:33:51,730
WITH YOUR PANTS
AROUND YOUR KNEES
675
00:33:51,763 --> 00:33:53,532
AND YOUR BUTT
AGAINST THE BRICKS.
676
00:33:53,565 --> 00:33:58,270
SO HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
677
00:33:58,304 --> 00:33:59,738
- DANDY.
- YEAH?
678
00:33:59,771 --> 00:34:02,274
HOW WAS STUDS IN SUDS?
- BUBBLY.
679
00:34:02,308 --> 00:34:03,809
TOO BAD
YOU WEREN'T THERE.
680
00:34:03,842 --> 00:34:05,444
- OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?
681
00:34:05,477 --> 00:34:07,546
- NOTHING.
- YOU CAN'T FOOL ME.
682
00:34:07,579 --> 00:34:08,580
OUT WITH IT.
683
00:34:08,614 --> 00:34:10,282
- [sighs]
ONLY IF YOU PROMISE
684
00:34:10,316 --> 00:34:11,683
YOU WON'T LET IT
SPOIL YOUR WEEKEND.
685
00:34:11,717 --> 00:34:13,485
- MICHAEL, HURRY UP.
COME ON, IT'S WARM.
686
00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:16,155
- RIGHT THERE!
WHAT?
687
00:34:16,188 --> 00:34:18,157
- I WAS IN AN ACCIDENT,
THAT'S ALL.
688
00:34:18,190 --> 00:34:20,559
- WHAT KIND OF ACCIDENT?
689
00:34:20,592 --> 00:34:24,596
- I WOULDN'T FUCK THIS SCUMBAG,
SO HE RAMMED MY JEEP...
690
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:26,165
TWICE.
691
00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:27,499
- CHRIST!
ARE YOU OKAY?
692
00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:30,169
- I HAVE A MINOR HEAD WOUND
AND A CONCUSSION.
693
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:32,138
- OH, MY GOD!
- NOW, YOU PROMISED
694
00:34:32,171 --> 00:34:33,272
YOU WOULDN'T LET IT
SPOIL YOUR WEEKEND,
695
00:34:33,305 --> 00:34:35,407
SO DON'T YOU EVEN THINK
ABOUT CUTTING YOUR TRIP SHORT
696
00:34:35,441 --> 00:34:37,176
AND COMING BACK HERE.
697
00:34:37,209 --> 00:34:41,147
YOU AND DOC JUST ENJOY
YOUR POKE IN THE PINES.
698
00:34:41,180 --> 00:34:44,416
BYE, MIKEY.
699
00:34:46,885 --> 00:34:49,355
- ARE YOU COMING IN?
700
00:34:49,388 --> 00:34:51,623
WHAT--
WHAT'S UP?
701
00:34:51,657 --> 00:34:54,092
- I HAVE TO GO BACK.
702
00:35:00,666 --> 00:35:03,269
[door opens, shuts]
703
00:35:06,372 --> 00:35:09,275
- MY GOD, WHAT HAPPENED
TO THE CAR?
704
00:35:09,308 --> 00:35:11,477
- SOME ASSHOLE IN A JEEP
BACKED INTO ME.
705
00:35:11,510 --> 00:35:15,381
- DID--DID YOU GET
HIS INFORMATION?
706
00:35:15,414 --> 00:35:16,215
IT WAS DARK, HONEY.
707
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:19,851
HE DROVE OFF
BEFORE I COULD SEE HIM.
708
00:35:19,885 --> 00:35:21,787
WHERE ARE YOU GOING?
709
00:35:21,820 --> 00:35:22,921
- OUT.
710
00:35:22,954 --> 00:35:25,624
- NO, YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
THIS HOUSE.
711
00:35:25,657 --> 00:35:27,526
- WHAT, SO NOW
I'M A PRISONER?
712
00:35:27,559 --> 00:35:28,760
- I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED
AT SCHOOL,
713
00:35:28,794 --> 00:35:30,929
JUSTIN, YESTERDAY.
YOUR PRINCIPAL CALLED.
714
00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:32,764
- SO?
715
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:35,667
- SO? SO NOW YOU'RE FLAUNTING
YOURSELF IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?
716
00:35:35,701 --> 00:35:38,637
- I WAS NOT "FLAUNTING" MYSELF,
DAD.
717
00:35:38,670 --> 00:35:40,506
- BESIDES, CHRIS HOBBS
IS THE ONE WHO STARTED IT.
718
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,342
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I DON'T CARE WHO STARTED IT.
719
00:35:43,375 --> 00:35:45,611
YOU'RE NOT GOING BACK THERE.
720
00:35:45,644 --> 00:35:46,778
- WHAT?
721
00:35:46,812 --> 00:35:49,881
- WE'RE SENDING HIM AWAY
TO SCHOOL.
722
00:35:49,915 --> 00:35:52,651
IT'S TIME YOU LEARNED
SOME DISCIPLINE.
723
00:35:52,684 --> 00:35:54,820
HOW TO BE A MAN.
724
00:35:54,853 --> 00:35:57,256
- I KNOW
ALL ABOUT DISCIPLINE.
725
00:35:57,289 --> 00:35:59,925
AND YOU SHOULD SEE ME
TAKE IT LIKE A MAN.
726
00:35:59,958 --> 00:36:01,560
- [gasps]
CRAIG!
727
00:36:01,593 --> 00:36:03,729
- IT'S ALL RIGHT, MOM.
IT DIDN'T HURT.
728
00:36:03,762 --> 00:36:06,465
IF YOU WANT TO HIT ME,
GO RIGHT AHEAD.
729
00:36:06,498 --> 00:36:09,368
ONLY I'M NOT GOING TO CRY
LIKE SOME LITTLE FAGGOT.
730
00:36:09,401 --> 00:36:11,670
AND IF YOU WANT TO SEND ME AWAY,
THAT'S ALL RIGHT TOO.
731
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:14,606
'CAUSE I BET MORE BUTT-FUCKING
GOES ON IN BOARDING SCHOOL
732
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,742
THAN IN THE BACK ROOM
OF BABYLON.
733
00:36:16,775 --> 00:36:20,812
BUT WHATEVER YOU DO,
IT'S NOT GOING TO MATTER
734
00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:25,451
'CAUSE I'LL STILL BE
YOUR QUEER SON.
735
00:36:28,287 --> 00:36:30,556
- [sighs]
736
00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:41,400
- HAVE SOME TEA.
737
00:36:41,433 --> 00:36:43,269
- AH, IT'S TOO HOT.
738
00:36:43,302 --> 00:36:44,970
- HERE, PUT THIS ICE BAG
ON YOUR HEAD.
739
00:36:45,003 --> 00:36:46,838
- THAT'S TOO COLD.
740
00:36:46,872 --> 00:36:49,441
- WHAT ARE YOU,
GOLDILOCKS?
741
00:36:49,475 --> 00:36:52,844
- TIME FOR YOUR TEMPERATURE.
ROLL OVER!
742
00:36:52,878 --> 00:36:54,846
[laughter]
[grunts]
743
00:36:54,880 --> 00:36:57,449
- YOU'RE NOT STICKING
THAT THING UP MY ASS.
744
00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:58,917
- JEEZ, THAT ACCIDENT MUST HAVE
REALLY JARRED YOUR BRAIN.
745
00:36:58,950 --> 00:37:01,720
IT WASN'T AN ACCIDENT.
THAT ASSHOLE KEPT RAMMING ME.
746
00:37:01,753 --> 00:37:04,256
- DID YOU GET HIS LICENSE?
- IT WAS DARK.
747
00:37:04,290 --> 00:37:05,724
- WHAT KIND OF CAR WAS IT?
748
00:37:05,757 --> 00:37:06,892
- I DON'T KNOW,
SOME SILVER THING.
749
00:37:06,925 --> 00:37:09,995
- OH, MY GOD,
IT WAS MY DAD.
750
00:37:10,028 --> 00:37:10,862
I KNOW IT.
- WHAT?
751
00:37:10,896 --> 00:37:12,898
- I SAW HIS CAR.
IT WAS TOTALLY SMASHED.
752
00:37:12,931 --> 00:37:15,601
- HMM, NOW WHY WOULD YOUR FATHER
DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?
753
00:37:15,634 --> 00:37:17,736
- BECAUSE MY MOM
TOLD HIM EVERYTHING.
754
00:37:17,769 --> 00:37:20,539
HE WANTS TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED
AND SEND ME AWAY.
755
00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:22,274
- DON'T BE
A DRAMA PRINCESS.
756
00:37:22,308 --> 00:37:23,675
- YOU BETTER BE CAREFUL,
JUST IN CASE.
757
00:37:23,709 --> 00:37:27,346
- DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME,
I'M INVINCIBLE.
758
00:37:27,379 --> 00:37:29,348
- YEAH, YOU ALSO GOT
A CONCUSSION.
759
00:37:29,381 --> 00:37:31,883
- WELL, FUCK IT.
IT'S PARTY TIME.
760
00:37:31,917 --> 00:37:33,619
[dance music]
761
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,488
- * GOOD TIMES
OUT ON THE FLOOR *
762
00:37:36,522 --> 00:37:39,758
* GOOD TIMES,
GIVE ME SOME MORE *
763
00:37:39,791 --> 00:37:40,692
* GOOD TIMES
764
00:37:40,726 --> 00:37:42,694
- COME ON, TEDDY,
SHAKE YOUR GROOVE THANG.
765
00:37:42,728 --> 00:37:45,297
- * GOOD TIMES
766
00:37:45,331 --> 00:37:46,598
* GIVE ME SOME MORE
767
00:37:46,632 --> 00:37:48,600
* COME ON
768
00:37:48,634 --> 00:37:51,537
- HEY, GUYS.
JOIN THE PARTY.
769
00:37:54,373 --> 00:37:57,075
- I THOUGHT
YOU WERE REALLY HURT.
770
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:59,345
- I AM.
771
00:37:59,378 --> 00:38:01,046
- MICHAEL INSISTED
WE COME RIGHT BACK.
772
00:38:01,079 --> 00:38:02,648
- I TOLD YOU NOT TO.
773
00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:05,984
- I KNOW, BUT...
774
00:38:06,017 --> 00:38:09,388
*
775
00:38:09,421 --> 00:38:13,359
- DON'T GO
AFTER HIM, MIKEY.
776
00:38:13,392 --> 00:38:16,662
DON'T EVER GO
AFTER ANYONE.
777
00:38:24,970 --> 00:38:26,104
- SORRY.
778
00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:28,840
- FOR WHAT?
- BRIAN.
779
00:38:28,874 --> 00:38:32,711
I KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE,
HIS MANIPULATIONS.
780
00:38:32,744 --> 00:38:35,414
- HE GETS A REAL KICK
OUT OF THAT, DOESN'T HE?
781
00:38:35,447 --> 00:38:38,950
YOU KNOW, I SHOULD JUST TURN,
WALK AWAY, AND NEVER COME BACK.
782
00:38:38,984 --> 00:38:40,652
- WELL, THAT'S ONE OPTION.
783
00:38:40,686 --> 00:38:42,688
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU THINK
MICHAEL'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR.
784
00:38:42,721 --> 00:38:44,923
WHICH IS WHAT YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO DO.
785
00:38:44,956 --> 00:38:47,559
- THANKS FOR THE ADVICE.
786
00:38:47,593 --> 00:38:50,929
- I LIKE DOING PRO BONO WORK.
REMINDS ME I HAVE A HEART.
787
00:38:50,962 --> 00:38:54,533
- WHAT IS IT
WITH BRIAN KINNEY?
788
00:38:54,566 --> 00:38:55,934
I MEAN, SURE,
HE'S GOOD-LOOKING,
789
00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:57,002
BUT A LOT OF GUYS
ARE GOOD-LOOKING.
790
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,404
AND HE'S GOT
HIS FUCKING CHARM,
791
00:38:58,437 --> 00:38:59,505
BUT WE ALL HAVE THAT
WHEN WE WANT IT.
792
00:38:59,538 --> 00:39:00,672
BUT WHAT IS IT WITH HIM?
793
00:39:00,706 --> 00:39:01,907
- I DON'T KNOW.
LINDSAY SAYS IT'S THAT
794
00:39:01,940 --> 00:39:03,575
HE'LL DO ANYTHING,
SAY ANYTHING,
795
00:39:03,609 --> 00:39:04,943
FUCK ANYTHING.
796
00:39:04,976 --> 00:39:07,779
NO EXCUSES, NO APOLOGIES,
NO REGRETS.
797
00:39:07,813 --> 00:39:10,749
- IN OTHER WORDS,
HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT.
798
00:39:14,920 --> 00:39:18,690
[dance music]
799
00:39:18,724 --> 00:39:20,859
- * GET IT OUT
ON THE FLOOR *
800
00:39:20,892 --> 00:39:23,629
*
801
00:39:23,662 --> 00:39:25,731
- [inhales]
802
00:39:25,764 --> 00:39:29,435
- * GET IT OUT
ON THE FLOOR *
803
00:39:29,468 --> 00:39:32,938
*
804
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,741
* GET IT OUT
ON THE FLOOR *
805
00:39:35,774 --> 00:39:40,612
*
806
00:39:40,646 --> 00:39:42,648
- THERE'S DAVID.
807
00:39:48,053 --> 00:39:49,888
- [inhales]
808
00:39:49,921 --> 00:39:51,690
IS THERE SOME ROOM
ON YOUR DANCE CARD FOR ME?
809
00:39:51,723 --> 00:39:54,493
- SURE.
- NOT YOU.
810
00:39:54,526 --> 00:39:56,027
YOU.
811
00:39:56,061 --> 00:39:58,196
*
812
00:39:58,229 --> 00:40:00,599
- WHY, DOC, I THOUGHT
YOU'D NEVER ASK.
813
00:40:00,632 --> 00:40:08,574
*
814
00:40:13,579 --> 00:40:17,916
- MAN, DAVID LOOKS HOT.
815
00:40:17,949 --> 00:40:22,654
- WHY IS HE DANCING
WITH BRIAN?
816
00:40:22,688 --> 00:40:30,829
*
817
00:40:32,898 --> 00:40:34,533
- YOU DON'T DANCE HALF BAD.
818
00:40:34,566 --> 00:40:38,203
- I DANCE DAMN GOOD.
HAVEN'T DONE IT FOR A WHILE.
819
00:40:38,236 --> 00:40:39,337
- YOU SHOULD GO OUT
MORE OFTEN.
820
00:40:39,370 --> 00:40:42,508
- YEAH, WELL, THERE'S NOTHING
HERE THAT INTERESTS ME.
821
00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:43,842
- THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE?
822
00:40:43,875 --> 00:40:46,578
- I CAME TO SEE YOU.
823
00:40:48,980 --> 00:40:50,649
YOU KNOW, FOR A GUY
THAT WAS ON DEATH'S DOORSTEP,
824
00:40:50,682 --> 00:40:52,050
YOU MADE
A REMARKABLE RECOVERY.
825
00:40:52,083 --> 00:40:53,819
- WELL, I BELIEVE
IN THE POWER OF PRAYER
826
00:40:53,852 --> 00:40:56,121
AND DRUGS.
827
00:40:56,154 --> 00:40:57,255
- I TOLD MIKEY
YOU'D BE ALL RIGHT,
828
00:40:57,288 --> 00:40:58,590
BUT HE HAD
TO COME RUNNING BACK.
829
00:40:58,624 --> 00:41:00,692
- WHAT CAN I SAY?
HE'S A SWEETHEART.
830
00:41:00,726 --> 00:41:02,661
- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL
THAT MATTERS TO HIM.
831
00:41:02,694 --> 00:41:04,630
YOU'RE HIS WORLD,
HIS LIFE.
832
00:41:04,663 --> 00:41:06,765
EVERYTHING HE THINKS ABOUT,
EVERYTHING HE DREAMS OF,
833
00:41:06,798 --> 00:41:08,800
EVERYTHING HE KNOWS.
834
00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:12,037
- HE'S MY BEST FRIEND,
SINCE WE WERE 14.
835
00:41:12,070 --> 00:41:13,872
- THAT'S 16 YEARS
OF WAITING.
836
00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:16,141
HE'S BEEN WAITING SO LONG,
HE ACTUALLY THINKS HE'S HAPPY.
837
00:41:16,174 --> 00:41:17,976
BUT YOU AND I BOTH KNOW
THAT HE'S NEVER GOING TO GET
838
00:41:18,009 --> 00:41:21,813
WHAT HE REALLY WANTS,
IS HE?
839
00:41:21,847 --> 00:41:24,049
- AND WHAT IS THAT, DOC?
840
00:41:24,082 --> 00:41:27,853
- FOR YOU TO FUCK HIM.
841
00:41:27,886 --> 00:41:29,187
AND DON'T TELL ME
YOU DON'T KNOW IT,
842
00:41:29,220 --> 00:41:31,122
AND YOU LOVE KNOWING IT,
DON'T YOU?
843
00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,858
- YOU'VE BEEN AROUND FOR WHAT,
A WEEK?
844
00:41:32,891 --> 00:41:36,261
YOU THINK YOU KNOW HIM?
845
00:41:38,630 --> 00:41:42,868
YOU DON'T.
846
00:41:42,901 --> 00:41:45,303
- I'D LIKE TO.
847
00:41:45,336 --> 00:41:48,807
BUT I NEVER WILL,
AS LONG AS YOU'RE AROUND.
848
00:41:48,840 --> 00:41:52,077
MAYBE I SHOULD
JUST DISAPPEAR.
849
00:41:52,110 --> 00:41:54,079
YOU'D PROBABLY LIKE THAT,
850
00:41:54,112 --> 00:41:56,882
AND HE PROBABLY WOULDN'T THINK
TWICE ABOUT IT.
851
00:41:56,915 --> 00:41:59,317
BUT I'M NOT GOING TO.
852
00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:01,887
I'M NOT GOING TO DISAPPEAR.
853
00:42:01,920 --> 00:42:04,990
BECAUSE I WANT HIM...
854
00:42:05,023 --> 00:42:09,160
EVEN MORE THAN YOU DON'T
WANT ME TO HAVE HIM.
855
00:42:09,194 --> 00:42:11,830
SO IF YOU'RE REALLY
HIS BEST FRIEND,
856
00:42:11,863 --> 00:42:14,900
GIVE HIM A CHANCE
TO BE HAPPY.
857
00:42:14,933 --> 00:42:16,802
TO HAVE A LIFE.
858
00:42:16,835 --> 00:42:19,805
HIS OWN LIFE.
859
00:42:21,206 --> 00:42:24,776
LET HIM GO.
860
00:42:24,810 --> 00:42:27,779
[tense techno music]
861
00:42:27,813 --> 00:42:35,787
*
862
00:43:16,962 --> 00:43:19,931
[driving techno music]
863
00:43:19,965 --> 00:43:27,906
*
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