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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,887 --> 00:00:08,891 [Dean Martin's "Memories Are Made of This" playing] 2 00:00:08,974 --> 00:00:12,895 ? Remember, remember you will ? 3 00:00:12,978 --> 00:00:17,816 ? Take one fresh and tender kiss ? 4 00:00:17,900 --> 00:00:20,277 ? Remember you will ? 5 00:00:20,361 --> 00:00:25,407 ? Add one stolen night of bliss ? 6 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:28,369 ? Remember you will ? 7 00:00:28,452 --> 00:00:31,872 ? One girl, one boy... ? 8 00:00:31,997 --> 00:00:33,832 Hey, mister, you a pilot? 9 00:00:33,916 --> 00:00:35,584 Not yet, but I'm getting there. 10 00:00:35,667 --> 00:00:38,629 - Were you in Korea? - I saw a little action. 11 00:00:38,712 --> 00:00:40,547 Golly gee, you're a hero! 12 00:00:40,631 --> 00:00:42,049 [chuckles] I'm no hero. 13 00:00:42,132 --> 00:00:46,178 But if it wasn't for me... you'd be working in a rice paddy. 14 00:00:46,261 --> 00:00:47,679 Gee, thanks, mister! 15 00:00:48,472 --> 00:00:51,287 Oh, my girl's coming out. Here's a dollar, kid. 16 00:00:51,288 --> 00:00:53,477 - Treat your folks to dinner. - Wow! 17 00:00:53,560 --> 00:00:56,021 [Jim Reeves' "Memories Are Made of This" playing] 18 00:00:56,105 --> 00:00:57,731 ? The memories you gave me ? 19 00:00:57,815 --> 00:01:03,821 ? Serve it generously with love ? 20 00:01:03,822 --> 00:01:05,999 ? The memories you gave me ? 21 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:09,993 ? One man, one wife... ? 22 00:01:10,077 --> 00:01:14,373 Oh, come on, ladies. Buy something already. 23 00:01:14,456 --> 00:01:18,210 Oh, Sue, why are you trying to sell containers to that fat tub of shit? 24 00:01:18,794 --> 00:01:21,130 She's never had a leftover in her life. 25 00:01:21,755 --> 00:01:23,132 [sighs] 26 00:01:23,507 --> 00:01:25,843 [man] That's the great Jim Reeves. 27 00:01:25,926 --> 00:01:30,514 Hard to believe it's been ten years since we lost him in a horrific plane crash. 28 00:01:30,597 --> 00:01:32,641 Lucky bastard. 29 00:01:32,724 --> 00:01:35,602 - Hey, mister. You a pervert? - No! 30 00:01:35,686 --> 00:01:38,105 Then why are you staring at ladies through that window like one? 31 00:01:38,188 --> 00:01:40,899 - That's my wife in there. - How come you're not at work? 32 00:01:40,983 --> 00:01:42,776 How come you're not leaving me the fuck alone? 33 00:01:42,860 --> 00:01:45,988 I'm gonna tell my dad you swore at me. He's a cop. 34 00:01:46,071 --> 00:01:48,365 Then he can solve your murder, you nosey little shit! 35 00:01:48,449 --> 00:01:52,411 Frank, no! You've got to stop swearing at other people's children. 36 00:01:52,494 --> 00:01:56,123 You're right. Hey, go play with your father's gun! 37 00:01:56,206 --> 00:01:58,000 - Frank! - I didn't swear. 38 00:01:58,083 --> 00:01:59,293 [sighs] 39 00:01:59,376 --> 00:02:03,088 Would you please go in and carry out the rest of the stuff I didn't sell? 40 00:02:03,172 --> 00:02:04,631 There's a lot of it. 41 00:02:04,715 --> 00:02:07,426 Okay, sure. Be right back. 42 00:02:11,180 --> 00:02:13,515 [sighs] Why me? 43 00:02:23,692 --> 00:02:26,570 Is everybody in your family a loser? [chuckles] 44 00:02:26,653 --> 00:02:29,406 - Get the fuck out of here! - Ow! 45 00:02:29,490 --> 00:02:33,035 [Redbone's "Come and Get Your Love" playing] 46 00:02:39,082 --> 00:02:42,127 ? Come and get your love ? 47 00:02:44,463 --> 00:02:47,591 ? Come and get your love ? 48 00:02:48,717 --> 00:02:51,364 ? Come and get your love ? 49 00:02:53,096 --> 00:02:55,474 ? Come and get your love ? 50 00:02:56,850 --> 00:02:58,852 ? Come and get your love Come and get your love ? 51 00:02:58,936 --> 00:03:00,437 ? Come and get your love now ? 52 00:03:01,813 --> 00:03:03,565 ? Come and get your love Come and get your love ? 53 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:04,775 ? Come and get your love now ? 54 00:03:04,858 --> 00:03:05,984 [grunts] Ah! 55 00:03:06,068 --> 00:03:07,653 ? Come and get your love Come and get your love ? 56 00:03:07,736 --> 00:03:09,571 ? Come and get your love now ? 57 00:03:10,781 --> 00:03:12,324 ? Come and get your love Come and get your love ? 58 00:03:12,407 --> 00:03:13,867 ? Come and get your love now ? 59 00:03:14,451 --> 00:03:16,869 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 60 00:03:16,870 --> 00:03:19,623 [TV announcer] And now back to Colt Luger... Classics. 61 00:03:19,706 --> 00:03:23,669 - Hey, Dad, Colt's back on! - Hang on, hang on. 62 00:03:24,378 --> 00:03:28,131 Oh, Christ, who keeps turning this up to 64? 63 00:03:28,215 --> 00:03:30,259 - Dad, it's cold. - Quit your bitching, Kevin. 64 00:03:30,342 --> 00:03:32,135 Kids in Africa would kill to see their breath. 65 00:03:34,763 --> 00:03:37,766 You sold a friend of mine some bad pixie dust, Tinker Bell, 66 00:03:37,849 --> 00:03:39,768 that made him think he could fly. 67 00:03:39,851 --> 00:03:41,645 But gravity's an hombre that never loses. 68 00:03:41,728 --> 00:03:44,648 So slap on a bra because you're about to have a bad trip 69 00:03:44,731 --> 00:03:49,278 to the San Cortez Regional Correctional Institute for broads! 70 00:03:49,361 --> 00:03:50,372 See that, kids? 71 00:03:50,373 --> 00:03:53,407 That's the kind of man you want to be: self-employed. 72 00:03:53,490 --> 00:03:55,492 Don't ever go back to the department, Colt! 73 00:03:55,576 --> 00:03:58,370 They'll use you up and hang you out to dry on Christmas! 74 00:03:58,453 --> 00:04:00,831 You'll wind up sitting there with your freezing family 75 00:04:00,914 --> 00:04:02,749 waiting for the phone to ring! 76 00:04:02,833 --> 00:04:04,835 Don't worry, Dad. They'll call you. 77 00:04:04,918 --> 00:04:08,090 That's right. And it'll be Bob Pogo 78 00:04:08,125 --> 00:04:11,383 on his hands and knees begging you to come back. 79 00:04:11,466 --> 00:04:14,970 There's no reason for us to be worried. Everything's gonna be fine. 80 00:04:15,721 --> 00:04:19,057 That airline cannot go on without you. 81 00:04:19,141 --> 00:04:20,309 Now enjoy your show. 82 00:04:21,602 --> 00:04:25,314 [shouts] Psychedelic dandelion! I've been dosed! 83 00:04:25,397 --> 00:04:27,190 There's a lizard in my brain! 84 00:04:27,274 --> 00:04:28,150 [screaming] 85 00:04:32,529 --> 00:04:36,074 I'm Roger Dunbarton of Mohican Airways, and we are back! 86 00:04:36,992 --> 00:04:39,828 Our labor troubles are over and we're better than ever. 87 00:04:39,911 --> 00:04:40,996 I don't believe it. 88 00:04:41,079 --> 00:04:42,376 [together] Believe it! 89 00:04:43,498 --> 00:04:46,835 ? The smoke signals never lie ? 90 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:49,796 ? We are ready to fly ? 91 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:52,299 ? Mohican Airways ? 92 00:04:52,382 --> 00:04:55,344 ? Your family in the sky ? 93 00:04:56,637 --> 00:04:59,890 Call today for a "reservation"! 94 00:04:59,973 --> 00:05:01,141 [groans] 95 00:05:02,976 --> 00:05:04,227 I'm going to bed. 96 00:05:05,646 --> 00:05:07,314 It's only 7:30. 97 00:05:08,482 --> 00:05:11,151 - It's midnight in my mind. - Frank... 98 00:05:11,234 --> 00:05:13,487 I liked him better when he yelled at us. 99 00:05:14,471 --> 00:05:17,966 [music] 100 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:23,330 [sighs] God. Oh, God. Why did he buy that damn TV? 101 00:05:23,413 --> 00:05:24,790 No. 102 00:05:24,873 --> 00:05:26,541 No! 103 00:05:26,625 --> 00:05:28,543 Not again. Get... Go back! 104 00:05:28,627 --> 00:05:30,337 Frank. Frank. 105 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:32,839 Oh, my God, I just had the worst dream. 106 00:05:32,923 --> 00:05:34,424 You were having another kid. 107 00:05:34,508 --> 00:05:36,843 Maureen's the last one, right? Tell me she's the last one! 108 00:05:36,927 --> 00:05:37,886 She's the last one. 109 00:05:37,969 --> 00:05:39,346 Oh, thank God. 110 00:05:39,429 --> 00:05:41,765 It was horrible. This baby had teeth! 111 00:05:42,849 --> 00:05:43,850 What are you doing? 112 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:45,811 I'm trying to figure out which bill we can pay. 113 00:05:45,894 --> 00:05:49,398 Well, we got about eight inches of free water falling right now. 114 00:05:49,481 --> 00:05:51,525 So, heat it is. 115 00:05:51,608 --> 00:05:55,195 Frank, we'll get through this. We always do. 116 00:05:55,278 --> 00:05:57,656 I'm here for you. The kids love you. 117 00:05:57,739 --> 00:06:00,283 Mohican will realize their mistake and take you back. 118 00:06:00,367 --> 00:06:03,078 And if they don't, you'll get a better job somewhere else. 119 00:06:03,161 --> 00:06:04,079 Yeah, sure. 120 00:06:06,415 --> 00:06:07,874 I'm gonna go downstairs. 121 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:10,627 Oh, Sue, don't do that. I haven't showered in days. 122 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:12,838 I meant the kitchen, Frank. 123 00:06:12,921 --> 00:06:13,839 [groans] 124 00:06:14,548 --> 00:06:18,427 Get some sleep. Tomorrow will be a better day. 125 00:06:20,595 --> 00:06:22,472 Only if I get hit by a bus. 126 00:06:22,556 --> 00:06:24,307 [laughter on TV] 127 00:06:25,600 --> 00:06:29,104 Swami says the answer is: "Perpetuate." 128 00:06:29,187 --> 00:06:30,480 [man] Perpetuate. 129 00:06:30,564 --> 00:06:34,401 The question: "How do they charge you in a Vietnamese deli?" 130 00:06:34,484 --> 00:06:36,361 [laughter] 131 00:06:36,445 --> 00:06:41,305 Per-pet-u-ate! Yes, those people are dog eaters! 132 00:06:41,658 --> 00:06:44,077 Bill. What are you doing up at this hour? 133 00:06:44,161 --> 00:06:45,704 I don't know, I'm just kind of worried. 134 00:06:45,787 --> 00:06:49,624 Well, I'm worried about you not getting enough sleep. 135 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:52,586 Go to bed, honey. Sweet dreams. 136 00:07:00,802 --> 00:07:03,096 [both screaming] 137 00:07:05,557 --> 00:07:07,017 Leave, leave, leave! 138 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:12,189 [Kevin] I don't know what you think you saw! Wasn't doing nothing! 139 00:07:21,573 --> 00:07:22,908 Oh, Christ! 140 00:07:22,991 --> 00:07:26,620 Guten Morgen, Frank! I'm off to work! 141 00:07:26,703 --> 00:07:28,330 All right, neighbor! 142 00:07:28,413 --> 00:07:31,666 Fucking asshole, rubbing his charmed life in my face. 143 00:07:31,750 --> 00:07:37,047 The rogue elephant will be euthanized this Friday after the last show. 144 00:07:37,130 --> 00:07:41,927 Speaking of youth, last night's snow storm has caused a rash of school closings 145 00:07:42,010 --> 00:07:43,637 - in the Quint City area. - Here we go! 146 00:07:43,720 --> 00:07:45,597 The following schools are closed: 147 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,309 Abraham Lincoln Elementary, John F. Kennedy High School, 148 00:07:49,392 --> 00:07:52,896 Robert F. Kennedy High School, Martin Luther King Middle School, 149 00:07:52,979 --> 00:07:55,440 - Sharon Tate Elementary... - Where's our school? 150 00:07:55,524 --> 00:07:58,068 - Come on, come on! - Anton Cermak Tech, 151 00:07:58,151 --> 00:08:00,946 Medgar Evers Center for Creative Non-Violence, 152 00:08:01,029 --> 00:08:04,741 Archduke Franz Ferdinand School of Cosmetology, Huey Long High... 153 00:08:04,825 --> 00:08:05,867 All right! 154 00:08:05,951 --> 00:08:07,494 ...Alfred P. Southwick Elementary... 155 00:08:07,577 --> 00:08:08,912 - Score! - Yes! 156 00:08:08,995 --> 00:08:10,997 - What are you happy about? - Snow day! 157 00:08:11,081 --> 00:08:12,624 You're not going to school? 158 00:08:12,707 --> 00:08:15,836 Aw, I was gonna drink and fall asleep in the bathtub. 159 00:08:16,545 --> 00:08:18,255 - [phone rings] - Oh! 160 00:08:18,338 --> 00:08:20,674 Oh, that's the call! It's Pogo! Mohican needs me! 161 00:08:20,757 --> 00:08:23,009 Hang on, it might be Bolo. Our band's up for a gig. 162 00:08:23,093 --> 00:08:24,886 Your band's shit, get out of the way! 163 00:08:26,137 --> 00:08:27,597 Frank Murphy speaking. 164 00:08:28,515 --> 00:08:30,475 Oh. 165 00:08:30,559 --> 00:08:32,811 Hello. Yeah, hang on. 166 00:08:32,894 --> 00:08:33,728 Ha ha. 167 00:08:33,812 --> 00:08:35,438 [grunts] It's your mom's boss. 168 00:08:36,857 --> 00:08:39,442 - Hi, Vivian. - Morning, Sue. How are things? 169 00:08:39,526 --> 00:08:43,238 Well, it's tough. Frank's depression is getting worse and... 170 00:08:43,321 --> 00:08:47,033 Fantastic. No deliveries for you today, thanks to the snow. 171 00:08:47,117 --> 00:08:50,495 Some idiot crashed a school bus off the Ferndale bridge. 172 00:08:50,579 --> 00:08:52,831 [gasps] That's terrible. 173 00:08:52,914 --> 00:08:55,375 I know, just imagine the traffic. 174 00:08:56,543 --> 00:09:00,422 Hey, hey. It's over. I got mine. 175 00:09:00,505 --> 00:09:03,341 Of course, tomorrow you'll have to make up the deliveries 176 00:09:03,342 --> 00:09:06,177 you missed today and do your regular route. 177 00:09:06,261 --> 00:09:09,056 Oh. Right, sure. Well, either way, 178 00:09:09,091 --> 00:09:10,765 it'll be nice to have a day with the kids and Frank. 179 00:09:10,849 --> 00:09:14,644 Well, that's a positive outlook. Who's Frank? 180 00:09:14,728 --> 00:09:17,355 - He's my... - Don't care. [line disconnects] 181 00:09:23,945 --> 00:09:26,656 Do you have to fucking chew so loud? 182 00:09:26,740 --> 00:09:29,659 Excuse me for having a resonant skull. 183 00:09:29,743 --> 00:09:32,078 Good news! I don't have to work after all! 184 00:09:32,162 --> 00:09:33,914 We've been handed a gift! 185 00:09:33,997 --> 00:09:36,791 A snow day we can spend together as a family. 186 00:09:36,875 --> 00:09:38,126 [groans] 187 00:09:38,209 --> 00:09:40,503 Don't you "agh" me. 188 00:09:40,587 --> 00:09:45,091 We are all gonna have fun together at the sled hill! 189 00:09:45,175 --> 00:09:46,676 - Yeah! - Sledding! 190 00:09:46,760 --> 00:09:48,219 You guys have a good time. 191 00:09:48,303 --> 00:09:52,349 I'm gonna curl up in an afghan and slowly cry myself into a nap. 192 00:09:52,432 --> 00:09:54,726 No, no. Uh-uh. 193 00:09:54,809 --> 00:09:58,730 You are going to leave this house and enjoy the day with your family. 194 00:09:58,813 --> 00:10:00,190 I can't. Pogo might call. 195 00:10:00,273 --> 00:10:02,442 Frank, I'm your biggest cheerleader, 196 00:10:02,525 --> 00:10:05,403 but it's been three weeks and Bob Pogo has not called yet. 197 00:10:05,487 --> 00:10:08,448 - And I doubt he'll call today. - Your cheerleading needs work, Sue. 198 00:10:08,531 --> 00:10:12,994 And, if by some miracle he does call, we have an answering machine. 199 00:10:13,078 --> 00:10:15,872 Come on, you've been a ghost around here since Christmas. 200 00:10:15,956 --> 00:10:19,542 Now snap out of it and be a part of this family again. 201 00:10:19,626 --> 00:10:20,585 [sighs] 202 00:10:20,669 --> 00:10:24,089 - Okay, fine, I'll go sledding. - Good. 203 00:10:24,172 --> 00:10:27,384 Because your attitude is starting to affect the children. 204 00:10:27,467 --> 00:10:29,010 Just look at Bill. 205 00:10:29,552 --> 00:10:32,681 Come on, come on. What's wrong with you? 206 00:10:43,733 --> 00:10:46,194 Oh, it's beautiful. 207 00:10:46,277 --> 00:10:49,364 Murphy family fun day starts now! 208 00:10:50,240 --> 00:10:53,952 - Ah, Christ, Bill. Maybe he won't notice. - [Vic] Hey, Frank! 209 00:10:54,035 --> 00:10:55,912 Hey! 210 00:10:55,996 --> 00:10:58,832 Looks like your boy dinged my dangler. 211 00:10:58,915 --> 00:11:00,792 I thought that was my job. 212 00:11:00,875 --> 00:11:02,168 [chuckles] 213 00:11:02,252 --> 00:11:03,586 You sexy thing. 214 00:11:03,670 --> 00:11:06,339 Excuse me. Vic? 215 00:11:07,424 --> 00:11:09,843 Sorry about your van. I'll pay for the damages. 216 00:11:09,926 --> 00:11:13,263 I can't take bread from my main man who lost his gig. 217 00:11:13,346 --> 00:11:16,182 I remember once I was out of work for a whole winter. 218 00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:19,644 Oh, wait, that was a vacation. Hawaii. 219 00:11:19,728 --> 00:11:22,814 Hey, Frank, you should go to Hawaii, man! 220 00:11:22,897 --> 00:11:24,232 It'll do you wonders. 221 00:11:24,315 --> 00:11:29,070 See a volcano, drink a volcano, be a volcano. 222 00:11:30,238 --> 00:11:32,031 Have fun in Hawaii, Frank! 223 00:11:32,115 --> 00:11:34,325 This isn't my snowmobile! 224 00:11:35,618 --> 00:11:38,163 He's such a kind soul. 225 00:11:38,246 --> 00:11:39,956 He's a drug addict, Sue. 226 00:11:40,039 --> 00:11:43,042 This day sucks knob already. I'll find a ride home. 227 00:11:46,296 --> 00:11:48,506 No fair. How come he can leave? 228 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:51,176 Nobody's leaving! We just got here. 229 00:11:51,259 --> 00:11:54,053 Our fun is only starting. Let's hit that hill! 230 00:11:54,137 --> 00:11:55,054 [both] Yay! 231 00:11:55,138 --> 00:11:57,307 Last one to the bottom is a rotten... Fuck! 232 00:11:57,390 --> 00:11:59,726 Ice-ball! [laughs] 233 00:11:59,809 --> 00:12:01,227 Goddamn it! 234 00:12:01,311 --> 00:12:03,813 If you cross my path today, Murphy, 235 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,858 I will scalp you, shit in the scalp, 236 00:12:06,941 --> 00:12:10,361 and slap it back on your head so everybody calls you "shit wig" and... 237 00:12:10,445 --> 00:12:13,364 - Hey! - Oh, man, don't hurt me! 238 00:12:13,448 --> 00:12:15,992 Yeah! You better run from me! 239 00:12:16,075 --> 00:12:19,704 I'm afraid of your wife, you out-of-work pussyfart! 240 00:12:20,288 --> 00:12:22,499 You see that, Sue? Everybody knows. 241 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:25,502 I can't even intimidate children anymore. 242 00:12:25,585 --> 00:12:28,338 Don't let him bother you, Frank. He'll be in jail soon. 243 00:12:28,421 --> 00:12:31,174 We can still have fun. Smile a little! 244 00:12:31,257 --> 00:12:34,344 I'm trying, but I'm sick of all these busybodies looking at me 245 00:12:34,427 --> 00:12:35,720 like I have a fatal disease. 246 00:12:35,804 --> 00:12:39,641 "Oh, you poor man, how's the job hunt going?" 247 00:12:39,724 --> 00:12:42,143 "I don't know, lady, how's your saggy tits going?" 248 00:12:42,227 --> 00:12:44,646 It's all in your head. People love you. 249 00:12:44,729 --> 00:12:46,397 Come on, cheer up. 250 00:12:46,481 --> 00:12:50,443 Look around you... new fallen snow, you're with your family. 251 00:12:50,527 --> 00:12:52,987 I just know this is going to be a great day. 252 00:12:53,071 --> 00:12:55,698 Sue? Sue Murphy? 253 00:12:55,782 --> 00:12:58,284 Oh, fuck me! Hi, Ginny! 254 00:12:58,368 --> 00:12:59,994 Oh, hi, Frank. 255 00:13:00,078 --> 00:13:02,872 How's the job hunt going, you poor thing? 256 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,165 Any nibbles? 257 00:13:04,249 --> 00:13:06,251 I should've died in Korea. 258 00:13:06,334 --> 00:13:08,711 Go play with Maureen, that's fun! 259 00:13:09,629 --> 00:13:12,215 Sorry about Frank. He hasn't been himself lately. 260 00:13:12,298 --> 00:13:16,511 That's all right. Failure can break down even the strongest man. 261 00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:19,430 How are you? Must have been a difficult Christmas after, you know, 262 00:13:19,514 --> 00:13:21,099 Greg abandoned you and the kids. 263 00:13:21,182 --> 00:13:23,101 Oh, no, we're back together! 264 00:13:23,184 --> 00:13:26,020 Greg took a Catholic cruise with Father Pat 265 00:13:26,104 --> 00:13:29,065 and came back a different man. 266 00:13:29,148 --> 00:13:30,817 We're going at it like newlyweds! 267 00:13:30,900 --> 00:13:33,069 [moaning] 268 00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:35,488 Well, that's a dirty mouth. 269 00:13:35,572 --> 00:13:39,367 Mister, I'm gonna shut you up. 270 00:13:41,494 --> 00:13:43,288 - Oh, yeah. - Oh, hi, stud! 271 00:13:44,372 --> 00:13:46,958 Dear Lord, give me strength. 272 00:13:47,041 --> 00:13:48,042 [exhales] 273 00:13:48,126 --> 00:13:50,044 Vagina, vagina, vagina! 274 00:13:50,128 --> 00:13:52,630 Hey, baby! Looking attractive! 275 00:13:52,714 --> 00:13:54,716 Christ, I hate it here. 276 00:13:54,799 --> 00:13:56,593 Bunch of kids. No chicks. 277 00:13:56,676 --> 00:13:59,804 Yeah, like you'd know what to do with one, you virgin! 278 00:13:59,888 --> 00:14:00,847 I know more than you! 279 00:14:00,930 --> 00:14:04,225 Are you forgetting about that fox at the lake I boned all last summer? 280 00:14:04,309 --> 00:14:05,935 How come we never met her? 281 00:14:06,019 --> 00:14:09,314 I told you she died of leukemia. 282 00:14:09,397 --> 00:14:10,732 [scoffs] Last time you said it was polio. 283 00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:13,610 Polio is a gateway disease to leukemia, stupid. 284 00:14:14,569 --> 00:14:17,113 Hey, look, Claire's here. 285 00:14:17,196 --> 00:14:19,699 Oh, she's so fine. 286 00:14:19,782 --> 00:14:22,243 Why don't you fuck her, Kevin? 287 00:14:22,327 --> 00:14:24,204 I blew my shot with her. 288 00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:28,124 She was just about to touch it when my stupid brother boner-blocked me. 289 00:14:28,208 --> 00:14:29,834 I'll never get laid. 290 00:14:29,918 --> 00:14:32,837 Hey, you know, I heard about this loose girl 291 00:14:32,921 --> 00:14:35,381 that goes to Roberto Clemente High. 292 00:14:35,465 --> 00:14:38,885 She asks you to come to her house for a free haircut. 293 00:14:38,968 --> 00:14:41,638 And then she fucks you. 294 00:14:41,721 --> 00:14:43,973 Well, that's something. What's her name? 295 00:14:44,057 --> 00:14:47,143 - I don't know. Haircut Girl? - That's no help! 296 00:14:47,227 --> 00:14:49,229 Oh, fuck it. I'm gonna go talk to Claire. 297 00:14:49,312 --> 00:14:52,148 - No, you're not. - Oh, yeah? Watch me. 298 00:14:52,232 --> 00:14:54,192 I will not die a virgin. 299 00:14:54,817 --> 00:14:55,985 Ow! My dick! 300 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:59,697 Goddamn it, Maureen. Don't sit like that. It isn't ladylike. 301 00:14:59,781 --> 00:15:01,241 I don't want to be ladylike. 302 00:15:01,324 --> 00:15:03,576 Yes, you do. That's why you're joining the Honeybee Scouts, 303 00:15:03,660 --> 00:15:06,663 so you can play with normal kids instead of those two animals. 304 00:15:06,746 --> 00:15:09,082 I'm getting cleaned! 305 00:15:10,208 --> 00:15:12,335 I don't want to be a Honeybee Scout. 306 00:15:12,418 --> 00:15:14,462 I like rockets and computers. 307 00:15:14,545 --> 00:15:16,547 So marry an astronaut. 308 00:15:16,631 --> 00:15:19,509 But for now, go play with those girls down there doing girl stuff. 309 00:15:19,592 --> 00:15:20,677 Dad! 310 00:15:26,891 --> 00:15:29,644 - What're you guys doing? - Waking up fish. 311 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:32,188 Cool! 312 00:15:32,272 --> 00:15:33,481 I give up. 313 00:15:33,564 --> 00:15:36,359 Christ, she's got bigger balls than Bill. 314 00:15:36,442 --> 00:15:39,153 Fight for my pleasure! 315 00:15:39,237 --> 00:15:41,155 [crying] 316 00:15:41,239 --> 00:15:43,616 That jerk ruins everything fun. 317 00:15:43,700 --> 00:15:45,702 We have to stand up to him this year. 318 00:15:45,785 --> 00:15:49,038 I just curl into a ball and sing "Hot Cross Buns." 319 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:52,125 No! There's two of us and one of him. 320 00:15:52,208 --> 00:15:55,795 If we both fought him at the same time, there's no way he... 321 00:15:55,878 --> 00:15:57,005 Ow! 322 00:15:57,088 --> 00:15:58,965 That one had a turd in it! 323 00:15:59,048 --> 00:16:00,258 Oh, dear. 324 00:16:00,341 --> 00:16:02,051 ? Hot cross buns ? 325 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:03,886 ? Hot cross buns ? 326 00:16:03,970 --> 00:16:07,724 - Hey, Claire. - Oh, hey. 327 00:16:10,018 --> 00:16:11,436 Cut it out! 328 00:16:11,519 --> 00:16:15,023 - Suckie, suckie, suckie. Suck it. - Cut it out! 329 00:16:16,649 --> 00:16:20,903 - You're doing good. - I know. I've been on ice before. 330 00:16:20,987 --> 00:16:23,906 I like your army jacket. Is it from a real dead guy? 331 00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:27,734 [laughs] You're funny. Hey, you want to come back 332 00:16:27,769 --> 00:16:29,996 to my house and watch TV or something? 333 00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:33,207 - Really? - My mom punched a cop 334 00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:35,418 so she's gone for a few days. 335 00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,546 Uh... Yeah, sure. Whatever. 336 00:16:38,629 --> 00:16:39,839 Thank you so much! 337 00:16:39,922 --> 00:16:41,466 ? One a-penny ? 338 00:16:41,549 --> 00:16:42,550 ? Two a-penny ? 339 00:16:42,633 --> 00:16:44,302 ? Hot cross buns ? 340 00:16:45,261 --> 00:16:46,679 [screaming] 341 00:16:46,763 --> 00:16:49,015 Leave us alone, Jimmy! 342 00:16:49,098 --> 00:16:52,226 Oh, one lucky punch and you think you're tough now? 343 00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:53,853 It wasn't lucky. 344 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:58,066 It's such a blessing to have a husband who's so happy. 345 00:16:58,149 --> 00:16:59,567 He's always singing. 346 00:16:59,650 --> 00:17:03,237 - He loves to color my hair and do my... - Ginny, please stop. 347 00:17:03,321 --> 00:17:07,241 I'm really glad you and Greg are happy, but we are not doing well, okay? 348 00:17:07,325 --> 00:17:09,077 Frank's depressed right now. 349 00:17:09,160 --> 00:17:11,788 Maybe he should take a Pray Away cruise. 350 00:17:11,871 --> 00:17:14,457 We can barely afford to put gas in the car right now. 351 00:17:14,540 --> 00:17:17,418 It's just, he's really down in the dumps. 352 00:17:17,502 --> 00:17:21,464 - He's usually so full of life. - Well, that's one way of putting it. 353 00:17:21,547 --> 00:17:23,633 I just want my husband back. 354 00:17:24,050 --> 00:17:25,134 [ice cracking] 355 00:17:26,594 --> 00:17:27,595 Maureen! 356 00:17:29,138 --> 00:17:30,807 Maureen! 357 00:17:30,890 --> 00:17:35,311 Them fish look like mama after she takes her arm vitamins. 358 00:17:35,395 --> 00:17:39,440 Maureen, get off the goddamn ice! You're gonna fall through! 359 00:17:41,275 --> 00:17:43,528 You forgot your pussy! 360 00:17:44,112 --> 00:17:45,071 [grunts] 361 00:17:47,532 --> 00:17:52,078 [screams] No! Daddy, water! Daddy, water! 362 00:17:52,829 --> 00:17:54,622 It's okay, buddy, it's okay. 363 00:17:54,705 --> 00:17:58,835 Only your butt got wet, what the fuck is wrong with you? 364 00:17:58,918 --> 00:18:01,838 He almost drowned as a baby, you heartless whore! 365 00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:03,714 I did? [sobs] 366 00:18:03,798 --> 00:18:06,801 Daddy, Billy kicked me in the eye a little. 367 00:18:06,884 --> 00:18:08,848 Jesus Christ! 368 00:18:08,883 --> 00:18:09,679 [screams] 369 00:18:09,762 --> 00:18:11,764 - Daddy, water! Daddy, water! - Frank? 370 00:18:11,848 --> 00:18:14,267 Sue, start the car, we're going to the hospital! [music] 371 00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:17,662 You're grounded! Out of my way! My daughter's bleeding to death! 372 00:18:18,521 --> 00:18:20,481 Wait for me, Mommy! 373 00:18:23,568 --> 00:18:25,903 All right, my daughter needs a doctor right away! 374 00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:29,157 Listen, take a seat, fill this out and we'll get to you as soon as we can. 375 00:18:29,240 --> 00:18:31,451 Oh, no. No, no, no, no! I don't fill things out. 376 00:18:31,452 --> 00:18:33,453 You fill things out. She needs a doctor. 377 00:18:33,536 --> 00:18:35,455 Yeah, how about she waits like the rest of us? 378 00:18:35,538 --> 00:18:36,914 How about I take the brake off that thing 379 00:18:36,915 --> 00:18:38,291 and send you right out into the snow? 380 00:18:38,374 --> 00:18:40,593 My daughter needs a doctor right now! 381 00:18:41,961 --> 00:18:43,171 Daddy, wa-wa. 382 00:18:43,254 --> 00:18:45,548 Oh, for corn sakes. That boy has hypothermia. 383 00:18:45,631 --> 00:18:47,925 Yeah, he'll be fine. Here's a blanket. 384 00:18:48,009 --> 00:18:49,051 Ah! My foot! 385 00:18:49,135 --> 00:18:52,180 Relax, you fucking Mary! Get my daughter a doctor! 386 00:18:52,263 --> 00:18:54,911 I will have you thrown out of here, mister, 387 00:18:54,912 --> 00:18:57,560 if you don't get your emotions under control. 388 00:18:57,643 --> 00:19:01,439 My emotions? You mean my love for my own child? 389 00:19:01,522 --> 00:19:03,649 Let me tell you something... "Beatrice." 390 00:19:03,733 --> 00:19:05,526 I don't know what country you're from, 391 00:19:05,610 --> 00:19:08,404 but I didn't die for five minutes on a Korean battlefield 392 00:19:08,488 --> 00:19:11,908 to come home and be disrespected by a woman like you. 393 00:19:11,991 --> 00:19:13,659 You think because I'm unemployed, 394 00:19:13,743 --> 00:19:16,370 you can just shove me and my family to the back of the line? 395 00:19:16,454 --> 00:19:18,456 Well, not on my watch! 396 00:19:18,539 --> 00:19:20,791 If you don't get her a doctor right now, 397 00:19:20,875 --> 00:19:24,128 before all these other low-life pieces of shit, 398 00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:27,757 then I will follow you to whatever home for dried-up old hags you live in, 399 00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:31,052 slap the cat food out of your mouth, grab you by your camel hump 400 00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:34,057 and put you through that fucking wall! 401 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,515 Oh, boy. 402 00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:40,772 [music] 403 00:19:41,020 --> 00:19:42,998 - There's our hero. - Wha... 404 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,399 - What happened? - You passed out. 405 00:19:45,483 --> 00:19:48,444 And then everybody in the waiting room started clapping. 406 00:19:48,528 --> 00:19:53,074 Well, the main thing is you're all right and Maureen's gonna be fine. 407 00:19:53,157 --> 00:19:54,992 Daddy, I'm a pirate! 408 00:19:55,076 --> 00:19:58,579 Oh, for Christ sakes, Maureen, girls can't be pirates! 409 00:19:59,622 --> 00:20:01,207 You're back! 410 00:20:04,460 --> 00:20:07,505 Dad, it's so cool when you scream at other people. 411 00:20:07,588 --> 00:20:11,425 My little girl's eye is more important than some crazy old man's foot. 412 00:20:11,509 --> 00:20:13,636 - He's fine! - He died, Dad. 413 00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:18,099 Well, he should have spoke up! Squeaky wheel! 414 00:20:18,182 --> 00:20:20,226 You're my squeaky wheel. 415 00:20:20,309 --> 00:20:22,270 And you were magnificent. 416 00:20:22,353 --> 00:20:24,939 Sometimes a man's got to do what a man does. 417 00:20:25,022 --> 00:20:28,568 And a man feeds his family! I'm taking you all to dinner! 418 00:20:28,651 --> 00:20:29,986 - Yeah! - All right! 419 00:20:30,069 --> 00:20:31,862 Frank, a restaurant? 420 00:20:31,946 --> 00:20:34,323 Isn't that a little extravagant right now? 421 00:20:34,407 --> 00:20:36,450 Oh, we're fine, Sue. 422 00:20:36,534 --> 00:20:38,995 This might be the adrenaline shot to the heart speaking, 423 00:20:39,078 --> 00:20:40,788 but I feel great again! 424 00:20:41,414 --> 00:20:44,875 - Ooh, can we eat there? - [Frank] No, that's a titty bar now, Bill. 425 00:20:44,959 --> 00:20:49,171 Your old man is gonna take you to the fanciest place in town. 426 00:20:56,304 --> 00:20:58,639 And so, you know, I had nothing better to do, 427 00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:01,642 TV was on the fritz, so I figured, yeah, why not? 428 00:21:01,726 --> 00:21:03,227 I might as well get married. 429 00:21:03,311 --> 00:21:04,186 [all laugh] 430 00:21:04,270 --> 00:21:07,106 It's funny when you pretend you hate each other. 431 00:21:07,189 --> 00:21:08,524 Tell us the real story. 432 00:21:08,608 --> 00:21:12,153 - It was such a lovely summer day... - I'll take this whenever you're ready. 433 00:21:12,236 --> 00:21:15,615 - Thank you. - Your father looked so handsome. 434 00:21:15,698 --> 00:21:19,327 Grampa Joe walked me down the aisle and I wore my mother's dress, 435 00:21:19,410 --> 00:21:23,247 little Cindy was the flower girl, Monsignor Kreger married us. 436 00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:25,666 - Who? - He's Father Pat's father. Long story. 437 00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:30,046 And of course I didn't know then that you three angels were coming. 438 00:21:30,129 --> 00:21:31,839 But I looked at your father 439 00:21:31,922 --> 00:21:33,924 - and I'll never forget... - Excuse me, miss? Miss? 440 00:21:34,008 --> 00:21:36,010 - Yes, sir? - What's this? 441 00:21:36,093 --> 00:21:39,639 Three Plantation Dogs, an Uncle Tom Turkey Platter, 442 00:21:39,722 --> 00:21:42,016 White Meat Supreme, Two Clucks Clams... 443 00:21:42,099 --> 00:21:45,353 Okay, you charged us for eight drinks. There's only five of us. 444 00:21:45,436 --> 00:21:48,397 - Refills are free. - Oh, yes, they used to be, 445 00:21:48,481 --> 00:21:51,984 but we changed our policy a few years back. 446 00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:54,737 Well, I wasn't notified. You should've put that in writing. 447 00:21:54,820 --> 00:22:00,076 Oh, we did, sir. It's on the wall, on the table, and from what I've been told, 448 00:22:00,159 --> 00:22:02,203 it's facing you when you use the urinal. 449 00:22:02,286 --> 00:22:05,706 Well, I didn't come here to read, I came here to eat! 450 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:08,417 Now, take these off of my check, you bunch of chiselers! 451 00:22:13,881 --> 00:22:16,926 Oh, oh, oh. I understand. 452 00:22:17,593 --> 00:22:22,765 If you're having a difficult time right now, we have an "indigent can." 453 00:22:22,848 --> 00:22:24,892 It's near the register. 454 00:22:24,975 --> 00:22:28,813 - I'm no charity case. - Oh, of course not, you're a human being. 455 00:22:28,896 --> 00:22:30,564 But between you and me, 456 00:22:30,648 --> 00:22:33,651 we throw the extra food in the trash every night, 457 00:22:33,734 --> 00:22:35,444 so if you get here before midnight, 458 00:22:35,528 --> 00:22:38,322 you won't have to fight the other vagrants for it. 459 00:22:38,406 --> 00:22:40,366 Daddy, do we have to eat garbage? 460 00:22:40,449 --> 00:22:42,284 Nobody's eating garbage, princess! 461 00:22:42,368 --> 00:22:43,869 Now, let me tell you something, lady... 462 00:22:43,953 --> 00:22:46,789 How dare you insinuate my husband can't pay! 463 00:22:46,872 --> 00:22:48,958 - Sue, butt out. - He can pay for this! 464 00:22:49,041 --> 00:22:52,253 - I can? - Open your wallet. You've got it. 465 00:22:52,336 --> 00:22:56,132 Oh. Goddamn right I have it! Here! 466 00:22:56,841 --> 00:23:00,177 We're leaving, and we will never drink your 467 00:23:00,178 --> 00:23:02,304 overpriced "Runaway Root Beers" again. 468 00:23:02,388 --> 00:23:06,058 But here's a nice tip because you gave us very good service. 469 00:23:15,359 --> 00:23:16,861 Where did that money come from? 470 00:23:16,944 --> 00:23:20,322 - Just be glad I had it. - Thank you. 471 00:23:20,406 --> 00:23:22,408 It's okay. We're a team. 472 00:23:23,951 --> 00:23:25,870 What the hell are we gonna do? 473 00:23:25,953 --> 00:23:29,331 I know one thing. We're gonna put on a brave face. 474 00:23:29,415 --> 00:23:33,127 It's best that the kids don't know how bad things are right now. 475 00:23:33,711 --> 00:23:37,465 We... are... fucked. 476 00:23:44,513 --> 00:23:47,892 Ooh, it's colder in here than it is outside. 477 00:23:55,316 --> 00:23:56,734 [clears throat] 478 00:23:56,817 --> 00:23:59,236 Okay, Kevin, I'm coming in now! 479 00:23:59,320 --> 00:24:01,503 [Kevin] I'm not doing anything! 480 00:24:28,224 --> 00:24:29,600 [beeps] 481 00:24:29,683 --> 00:24:31,894 [robotic voice] One new message. 482 00:24:31,977 --> 00:24:34,522 Frank, it's Bob Pogo. 483 00:24:34,605 --> 00:24:38,734 We used to work together at Mohican... Airways. 484 00:24:38,817 --> 00:24:42,530 It's an airline... down at the airport. 485 00:24:42,613 --> 00:24:46,408 Aw, shit, you know who I am! Here's the thing... 486 00:24:46,492 --> 00:24:50,162 - Is somebody there? - Jesus, Dolores, hang up the extension! 487 00:24:50,246 --> 00:24:53,082 [Dolores] You don't have to bite my head off. 488 00:24:53,165 --> 00:24:56,502 [Bob] I'm sorry, dear. Don't cry. 489 00:24:56,585 --> 00:24:59,129 - So, Frank... - [Dolores] Apology accepted. 490 00:24:59,213 --> 00:25:02,633 [Bob] For God's sakes, you're the only woman for me, 491 00:25:02,716 --> 00:25:05,427 now hang up the fucking phone! 492 00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:12,601 Listen, your skills are missed around here, Frank. I need you. 493 00:25:12,685 --> 00:25:14,019 Oh, my God. 494 00:25:14,103 --> 00:25:17,856 So, how about you come see me at the airport tomorrow? 495 00:25:17,940 --> 00:25:20,568 It'll be great to have you back. 496 00:25:21,819 --> 00:25:23,070 [squeals] 497 00:25:23,153 --> 00:25:26,824 Yes! Yes! Oh, God, yes! 498 00:25:26,907 --> 00:25:28,909 All right, Frank. 499 00:25:28,993 --> 00:25:31,245 ? Mohican Airways ? 500 00:25:31,328 --> 00:25:33,789 ? Our flaming arrows are back ? 501 00:25:34,623 --> 00:25:39,128 ? With friendly cheerful service on the attack ? 502 00:25:39,211 --> 00:25:41,839 ? From Erie's glowing shores ? 503 00:25:41,922 --> 00:25:44,466 ? To the peaks of Syracuse ? 504 00:25:44,550 --> 00:25:47,094 ? We'll fly chiefs, braves, and squaws ? 505 00:25:47,177 --> 00:25:50,139 ? And the tiniest papoose ? 506 00:25:50,222 --> 00:25:52,808 ? The smoke signals never lie ? 507 00:25:53,392 --> 00:25:55,561 ? We are ready to fly ? 508 00:25:56,186 --> 00:25:58,147 ? Mohican Airways ? 509 00:25:58,230 --> 00:26:01,108 ? Your family in the sky ? 510 00:26:01,509 --> 00:26:06,073 sync & correction by f1nc0 ~ Addic7ed.com ~ 511 00:26:06,123 --> 00:26:10,673 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 39926

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