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Mail your confession
along with five dollars to me,

Jesus, P.O. Box 38,
FDR Station, New York.

Tell Jesus your secret.

Uh-huh.

Yes, that's very troubling.

Thanks for calling me on a Sunday.

I promise you, we will handle
this with Kevin immediately.

- Kevin, you lying sack of shit!
- What?

We'll return to Jesus and the
Bible Buddies after these messages.

This Friday, Colt gets it on with death

on an all new Colt Luger.

Colt's investigation
leads him to a cathouse.

Beat it, gumshoe. I'm
trying to earn a living.

- The world's oldest profession.
- Prostitution?

- Smacking broads.
- Oh!

Danger wears a D-cup.

This week, on an all new Colt Luger.

I was watching that.

No, you weren't. And now you're not.

OK, little man, come on outside.

- Yeah, Dad?
- How would you like to go

to a football game in the
city with your old man?

Wow, yeah!

- I thought you were taking Kevin.
- Yeah, he's not going now.

- When did he decide that?
- Just now when I told him.

This shit took me all morning!

You promised you were gonna take me!

Well, you lied to me!
You gave me your word

saying you were working on
those history assignments,

and all of a sudden, I get
a call from your teacher

saying you haven't done a single one!

It's history!
It's not going anywhere!

When I get home tonight, I want to see

half of those assignments
completed, or as God is

my witness, I will put you
through that fuckin' wall!

We're outside, genius!
There is no wall!

Then I will build one and I
will fucking put you through it!

Would you please stop screaming

in front of the entire neighborhood?!

Don't worry, I didn't hear anything.

I heard, but I didn't understand it.

Sorry, Susan, but your son is no good.
You're not man enough

to live up to your agreement,
so Bill gets to go to the game.

That's final! He's a man.
He finished all his homework!

- I didn't have any.
- Shut up and get in the car.

And you get in the house!

Hey, Frank.
You taking a Sunday drive?

- Going to a game in the city, Vic.
- Oh, sweet, man.

A boy and his dad
spending the day together,

- that is some salt of the Earth stuff.
- Oh, I got tickets too!

But I can't go, 'cause I
got one sick Izzie here.

He got into by booger sugar, and
now he thinks he's a dinosaur.

- Can you dig it? Crazy, man.
- Yeah, watch your toes.

Rock on, my brother!

That's it, Dad. Drive away
like a chickenshit dildo!

- What did you say?
- Nothing.

- That's what I thought.
- So unfair!

- Well, Kevin, you made your bed.
- Not yet, but I will!

- God, get off my back!
- Don't you talk to me that way!

Now look who's screaming in
front of the whole neighborhood!

Still didn't hear anything.

1x03 - "The Trough"

I hate my goddamn life!

Stupid lipstick.

Look, honey, I know
you're upset at your dad.

He's such a jerk.

He's a bigger Hitler than
Mr. Hitler's brother, Hitler!

- Wait, who?
- It's not fair!

Kevin, you lied to us,
and you need to grow up.

Look, Maureen and I are going
shopping, and while we're gone,

I fully expect you to
get your assignments done.

I'll see you in a few hours.

Humph.

I need to get toasted, now.

Billy, you are gonna love this.

You and me, the Murphy men.
You're excited, right?

- Uh, sure, Dad.
- 'Course you are. This is incredible.

Your first game and you're sitting on
the 50-yard line in corporate seats.

Are you kidding me? At your age?

Do you realize how lucky you are?

- Yeah.
- Jesus, I wish I had me for a dad.

Hey, grab me a cold one out
of the cooler. There you go.

You're up, little man.
Hold the wheel.

You're gonna love the stadium.
The field is so green!

And I got a great
shortcut to get us there.

Put the lock down.
I'll tell you, this is gonna be great.

- Shouldn't we help that guy?
- No. Do not make eye contact.

Hey, my main man. I ran outta gas.

Don't make eye contact.

- Can you help a brother out?
- Shit, I made eye contact.

Don't kill me!
I have a family!

Fucking asshole!

Oh, what a day. I told you
it was gonna be great, huh?

Just you and me, buddy. This'll
be a day you will remember forever.

Oh, that looks so fun!
Why do I have to go with you?

Stop pouting. You and I are
gonna have lots of fun today.

We get to see the new mall,

and buy supplies for
my Plast-A-Ware party.

- Why?
- Because it's Mommy's job.

Daddy says moms only work
when the husband's in jail.

Daddy... sometimes says
things he doesn't mean.

- And I love my job.
- How much money do you make?

Well, they pay me in
free Plast-A-Ware bowls.

- Is there money in the bowls?
- I better watch the road.

Wait till you see this.
You ready?

- You ready?
- I'm ready.

- Here we go.
- Wow!

Didn't I tell ya? It's a cathedral.

- Oh! Aren't these seats great?
- We're so close.

I can see the ash on the
quarterback's cigarette.

Hey, you gonna tell your
friends about this tomorrow,

about what a great old man you got?

- Sure, Dad.
- Of course you will.

- All right, Rustys!
- Whoo-hoo!

Excuse me, but I believe
you're in my seats.

Huh? No, no, no. These are
ours, pal. Keep it moving.

Here, I'll show you the tickets.

Get those outta my face.
These are company seats, pal.

They belong to Mohican Airways.
Do you see that? Mohican Airways.

Do you belong to Mohican Airways?

I am Mohican Airways!
I'm Roger Dunbarton, the CEO.

Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, Mr. Dunbarton!

Mr. Dunbarton, I'm so sorry.
Frank Murphy, baggage department.

Take your hat off, Bill.

Murphy, yes.
You recently got promoted.

Bob Pogo's been singing your praises.

That is when that whale isn't
singing the "Oscar Meyer Weiner Song."

- Get out of my seats.
- Oh, yes. Yes, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Bill, you're
in the man's seat.

Stopped on the
Piledriver 31-yard line.

Mr. Dunbarton, uh...
may I say it is an honor...

- Dad, can I get a pennant?
- Yeah, yeah. Here you go. Get two.

Mr. Dunbarton, can I buy you a beer?

That horse piss is for peasants.

On this side of the tracks,
we drink private stock.

We're drinking brandy,
and my name is Brandy!

- Isn't that funny?
- It's very funny, Brandy.

- Yeah.
- It's hilarious.

Right?

Yes. Yes! Everyone laugh
at my wife's funny joke.

Laugh, damn you!

Sit down!

Splifter time!

Yah, mon,
let's clean them ganja seeds

before daylight comes
and me wanna go home.

Where'd you get that queer
album from, your Dad's asshole?

It's the first double album
I grabbed. Leave me alone.

- Just busting you.
- When I was little,

my parents put this on
every Sunday after dinner.

Like they were Mr. and
Mrs. Liberace or some shit.

Oh, you're bumming me out!
Let's blaze.

My dad is such a hard-ass.

He's breaking my balls
'cause I'm flunking history.

Who needs to learn about
shit that already happened?

If they had a class called
"future," I'd be all over it.

Yeah, man. In the future,
you won't even have to study.

You just take a smart pill.

I would totally overdose on those.

Can you point me to
the bargain basement?

I'm recently separated.
I don't think he ever loved me.

Oh, God, not her.

Uh, Maureen, honey, let's go
play with the pots and pans.

- Mommy, why are you pulling me?
- Sue?

- Sue Murphy?
- Ah, fuck me.

Ginny, hi!
It's so good to see you.

- I'd love to talk, but...
- Oh, thank you.

My own mother
won't even listen to me.

Um...
honey, here's some pennies.

Go make a wish in the fountain
in front of the organ store.

All right!

Thank you, Sue.
You're such a good friend.

- Yes, well, I don't have a whole...
- It all began on the honeymoon.

And that's the end of the first half!

The Piledrivers: 39,
your Rustys: two.

I don't want to brag,
sir, but since I took over

the department, I already
found that stair car

- that was missing since last fall.
- Good for you.

You know, I once did a shift
in the baggage department

just to see what it was like,
mix in with the fellas.

- Really?
- Good God, no!

Ah, it's a hell of a
thing that happened to Ed,

- wasn't it, Frank?
- Oh, yeah. Terrible, terrible.

Do you know how much it costs to
replace one of those propellers?

- No.
- Neither did I, until Ed walked into one.

You see, Frank, in business, it's the

unforeseen expenses that
can cripple a company.

Get that goddamn finger out of my face!

- Dad, my soda!
- Nice throw, sir!

Frank, the last thing this
company needs is a strike.

When will these employees
learn that we're

- all pulling together?
- Uh, there's a lot of factors, sir,

and these guys, you know,
they work really hard.

Now listen to me. You're
not their friend anymore,

you're their boss!
They need to fear you.

They need to know that you can fuck
their wife better than they can.

- OK.
- I like you, Frank.

- Just don't ever cross me.
- I would never do that, sir.

Good. I think that God,
in His infinite wisdom,

fed Ed's face into that
propeller so that you would

be in this football
stadium on this day with me.

You have been anointed, Frank.

Don't let me, or God, down.
Same thing.

- Dad, will you take me to the bathroom?
- Not now, I'm being anointed.

- I really have to go.
- I'll take him. Follow me.

Don't buy a hot dog, Brandy.
You're gettin' fat.

- Oh, you.
- I mean it. I'll cut you off!

Fuck him, I'll eat what I want!

What a dick!

Shit-cock!

Ugh.

Fuck that guy!

Bullshit.

- Hey, move it.
- ...my fuckin' dick...

Goddamn stall!

- Hey, man, you're taking too long.
- I'm taking a shit!

- Who pissed on this?!
- Should've gone for it.

Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.

I have a question. If you had to
screw a First Lady, who would it be?

- I know.
- And you can't say "Jackie Kennedy."

If I can't say "Jackie Kennedy," I quit.

- She's so sad.
- Stupid record.

- Let's play catch, Daddy.
- You betcha, Kevin.

Remember this wonderful day,

because there might be
a time when you're older

and we're not getting along so good,

and you'll remember that the
most important thing in life

is that I'll always be your father.

And I'll always love
you, no matter what.

Oh, and you don't want
to be with Jackie Kennedy

because she was married
to President Kennedy,

and he fucked everybody.

I love you, Daddy.
I'm sorry things got so messed up.

Kevin's tripping!

I gotta get my act together.

Starting right...

- The cops!
- Oh, let's get outta here!

No woman should spend
Valentine's Day night driving

all over the city,
searching for her husband.

Wow, it's five o'clock and...

We hadn't had sex facing
each other for seven years.

Dad, I'm cold.

I need the window down.
It helps me think.

Ah! Wasn't this a great day?
We had fun together, right?

Yeah. You spent a lot of
time with the grown-ups.

No, no, no, those weren't
just any grown-ups, son.

I made a powerful friend today.
Do you know who that...

Do you know who that Mr. Dunbarton is?

That is the owner of Mohican
Airways. The big chief.

A man to be reckoned with.

He spent the last quarter
sleeping in his wife's lap.

And now he knows who I
am, and he's trusting your

father to smooth over this
whole strike situation.

I'm important.
I have been anointed...

...a titan of transportation!

Ah, shit.
Did your mother drive this?

- Oh! Roll the windows up, Bill.
- I thought you needed to think.

I'm done thinking! Roll them up!

Oh, man! I don't want to go to juvie!

My mom is gonna kill me!

It's hard to run! I can't feel my feet!

Come on, let's go!

Uh, hey. I gotta go back.

- You what?
- I left my wallet there.

So I gotta go back for it.
Wait for me here.

Oh, shit! Son of a bitch!

Oh, where is it?

- Hey! Come over here!
- Shit!

Oh, come on!
I just need gas, have a heart!

I fought in Korea!

- Get outta the road!
- Ah, fuck you, lady!

Dad, maybe we should
walk to a gas station.

I saw one a few blocks back.

Bill, this isn't a
good neighborhood, OK?

Five blocks here is like
a thousand in our neighborhood.

Christ, we'd be better off
drilling into the ground.

- Yo, Frank. Frank Murphy!
- Rosie?

What the hell are you doing down here?

Oh, you know, we were just
coming from the game and...

Man, get your Irish ass inside
before you freeze.

Hey, go to Texaco and get my
friend some gas, all right?

You guys come on in.

When the fuck did I become the gas guy?

Hey, get this man some coffee.

Yo, kid, the bathroom's
over there if you need it.

I'm OK.

Hey, Rosie, why'd you
bring that cracker in here?

Relax, he's cool man, he's cool.

- Shit, man, dude look like a cop!
- They all look like cops!

Yeah, I guess we do.
Everybody put your hands up!

Not in here, Frank.

Waterbridge Mall is now closing.
Thank you.

I tried so hard to please him.
I did everything he asked.

I cut my hair short,
I put on aftershave,

- but he wouldn't touch me.
- I... I don't know, Ginny.

- I even put a hot quarter up his ass.
- Ginny, stop! The mall is closing.

I've got to find Maureen
and go home and make dinner.

Oh. Well, excuse me.
I am so sorry that my

life falling apart
has inconvenienced you.

Ginny...

Why'd I even bother
talking to you at all?

You can't understand how I feel,
with your perfect life.

- And your beautiful kids.
- My life isn't perfect, okay?!

Outside of being a wife and
a mother, I've got nothing!

I sell plastic that I cry into!

We've all got our shit to carry, Ginny!

Sometimes I wish I'd never got married!

Do you ever stop thinking of yourself?

Is that true, Mommy?

Put those coins back in the fountain.

Dad, I don't see any
John Denver records.

Just keep looking, kid...
about 100 blocks North of here!

This is an all-black neighborhood.

So anyway, I had no sick days left.
No personal time, right?

Frank Murphy covered my
whole shift so I could

go to the hospital to
see my daughter be born.

It was an honor, and I asked
nothing in return.

So how's my little
goddaughter, Frankalina?

- This guy!
- Ah, this guy!

- I fucking love this guy!
- To Frank Murphy.

Best friend a luggage jockey ever had.

With you on our side,
man, Bob Pogo can take his

cutbacks and shove 'em up
his fat, bacon-eatin' ass.

- That's right, that's right!
- Yeah, and the football

tickets he gave us
weren't that good anyway.

- What, say what?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.

Bob Pogo gave my dad the
corporate seats today,

but we had to share
'em with Mr. Dunbarton.

He likes my dad a lot.
Kept talking to him

the whole time about
how to scare employees.

- Dunbarton, huh?
- OK, yeah, yeah.

Bob... Bob gave me the corporate
seats, but I had to take 'em.

But I'm still with you. Meeting
Dunbarton gave me the chance

to put a human face on the
baggage handlers' union.

Which face am I talking to now?

Your gas is here, man.

You're welcome.

Hey!

It's your neighbor, Mr. Holtenwasser.

Kevin, it is cold.
Let me take you home.

- Thanks, but...
- Oh, please, I insist. Hop in.

Whoa.

Dad, are you mad at me
for telling your friend

- about the tickets?
- Nah. It's my fault anyway.

I'm sorry today didn't turn
out the way you'd hoped.

It's OK.
Can I ask you something else?

- 'Course you can.
- This strike thing at work,

how can you be on the boss'
side and your friend's side?

You can't.

Hang on, I'm not done yet.

- Well, didn't you go at the game?
- Hell, no!

- Why'd you make me put the coins back?
- Because it was stealing.

- But it was my wish.
- Well, not all wishes come true.

Like your wish that
you never got married?

No.
I didn't... No.

That's not... I said that,
but I didn't really mean it.

I was, you know, just trying
to make Ginny feel better.

Oh. So when I heard Daddy
say he wished he never

got married, who was he
trying to make feel better?

I will be sure to ask him that.

It's nice to finally
speak to you, Kevin.

I've watched you grow for years.

- What? Like, through the curtains or...
- On the street, at play.

Did you know I was the first
homeowner in the subdivision?

Well, me and my wife.
Her name was Mary.

Was a nurse in the
U.S. Army hospital at...

Holy shit, it's my dad!

Shit!

Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit!

Have a wonderful evening!

There is something
I really need to ask you.

Ah, Sue, for Christ sake.
I've had a hell of a day.

Have you been drinking?
Has he been drinking?

Don't make me snitch on him!

- That means yes.
- Oh, give me a break.

I was at a football game.
What do you want from me?

Oh!
You back already?

- Wow, you're really studying.
- Oh, yeah, sure am. Like crazy.

Did you know there were two World Wars?

- Huh. I haven't heard this music in...
- A very long time.

- I always liked it, too.
- Why'd you play this now?

Just wanted to hear something sucky.

It's better than your
"Elfin King" bullshit!

That is enough!
We love each other!

We've been apart all day
and now we are

gonna spend the evening
together, as a family.

Bobby, I asked you to mow the lawn.

I did mow the lawn, Dad.

But the grass is just
as high as it was, Bobby.

Oh, golly!
You meant mow our lawn!

Bobby!

Hey, guess what I found out today?

We were all wrong about our
neighbor, you know, Mr. Hitler?

- Yeah?
- Yeah.

He's not a Nazi.
He's got one of those

weird stars hanging
from his rearview mirror.

- He's a Satan worshiper!
- Holy crap!

- Pretty great, huh?
- Hey! I spent 700 bucks on a TV

so I could watch a family
being happy. So zip it.

Tonight, I unveil the first

of my six-part series:
To Be Black In Today's America.

I witnessed firsthand the
silent scourge of racism as,

disguised as a typical
inner-city Negro,

I tried in vain to find
help for my disabled vehicle.

Not a single Caucasian driver
stopped to assist me, a black man.

Hey, my main man, I ran outta gas.
Can you help a brother out?

Don't kill me, I have a family!

There you have it: the face
of racism in America today.

Man, you think you know a guy.

Oh, this day gets
curiouser and curiouser.

Hey, it's me. We can't trust
Frank Murphy to help us out.

It's time for the union
to set a strike date.

No, obviously, I don't
know what time it is!

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