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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,335 --> 00:00:04,337 Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! 2 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,856 We're going to motherfucking nationals! 3 00:00:05,880 --> 00:00:08,008 All I know is that what happened 4 00:00:08,049 --> 00:00:10,427 was a tragedy. Those girls were special. 5 00:00:10,468 --> 00:00:12,512 Hustle up. It's gonna be a long flight. 6 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,699 - They were champions. - I fucking love you, Jackie. 7 00:00:14,723 --> 00:00:16,367 If we're each other's first, 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,369 - then we'll be linked forever. - Jeff's a virgin? 9 00:00:18,393 --> 00:00:19,477 Shauna Shipman. 10 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:20,854 You're the only one who's always 11 00:00:20,895 --> 00:00:21,896 been there for me. 12 00:00:21,938 --> 00:00:23,249 Jeff, pull over. 13 00:00:23,273 --> 00:00:24,500 I thought we weren't doing this again. 14 00:00:24,524 --> 00:00:25,710 Tell me you love me. 15 00:00:25,734 --> 00:00:26,877 I love you, Shauna. 16 00:00:26,901 --> 00:00:28,653 The plane crashed. 17 00:00:28,695 --> 00:00:30,172 A bunch of my friends died, and the rest of us 18 00:00:30,196 --> 00:00:32,532 starved and scavenged and prayed for 19 months 19 00:00:32,574 --> 00:00:34,242 until they finally found us. 20 00:00:34,284 --> 00:00:36,077 I'm Taissa Turner, 21 00:00:36,119 --> 00:00:38,580 and as State Senator, I want to lead New Jersey 22 00:00:38,621 --> 00:00:39,664 out of the wilderness. 23 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:40,707 We agreed. 24 00:00:40,749 --> 00:00:42,709 Stay out of the public eye. 25 00:00:42,751 --> 00:00:44,002 Have you talked to Nat? 26 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,046 She's in rehab, again. 27 00:00:46,087 --> 00:00:48,548 After they rescued us, I... 28 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:50,216 I lost my purpose. 29 00:00:50,258 --> 00:00:52,635 I finally know how to get it back. 30 00:00:54,763 --> 00:00:56,056 Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! 31 00:00:56,097 --> 00:00:57,557 Buzz! Buzz! 32 00:00:57,599 --> 00:01:00,226 Dramatic music 33 00:01:28,963 --> 00:01:31,257 The Lord is my shepherd, and even though I walk 34 00:01:31,299 --> 00:01:33,384 through the valley of the shadow of death... 35 00:01:49,484 --> 00:01:51,778 We'll reset after 30 seconds. Confirm. 36 00:01:51,820 --> 00:01:54,447 - 22 out. Speed brake! - Speed brake. 37 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:55,800 Dump fuel. 38 00:01:55,824 --> 00:01:56,950 Dumping fuel! 39 00:01:58,827 --> 00:02:01,788 Except for you 40 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:05,458 Don't ever let anyone step all over you 41 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,544 Just open your heart... 42 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:08,962 Hello? 43 00:02:10,296 --> 00:02:13,258 Misty! Oh, my gosh. Hi. 44 00:02:13,299 --> 00:02:15,802 What do you want, Becky? 45 00:02:15,844 --> 00:02:19,931 Sorry. I'm sure you're, like, so busy. 46 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:22,159 We just thought you should know that Robbie Delgado... 47 00:02:22,183 --> 00:02:23,810 He's telling everybody 48 00:02:23,852 --> 00:02:26,062 you two did anal in the janitor's closet. 49 00:02:28,106 --> 00:02:29,816 Well, for your information, 50 00:02:29,858 --> 00:02:32,986 I've never even been in the janitor's closet. 51 00:02:33,027 --> 00:02:34,988 So where'd you guys do it then? 52 00:02:36,406 --> 00:02:38,408 I didn't... 53 00:02:40,034 --> 00:02:42,996 I didn't do anal with Robbie Delgado. 54 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:46,666 But you've done it with somebody else. 55 00:02:46,708 --> 00:02:48,668 Do you, like, love anal? 56 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,296 No. No, I-I've never... 57 00:02:51,337 --> 00:02:53,131 You know what I think? 58 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:56,467 I think you wish someone would do anal to you, Misty. 59 00:02:56,509 --> 00:03:00,430 Only, you're too ugly to, like, find a victim. 60 00:03:02,223 --> 00:03:04,976 Ah. Mm. 61 00:03:05,018 --> 00:03:09,814 You can think what you want. 62 00:03:09,856 --> 00:03:11,816 Opinion is the wilderness 63 00:03:11,858 --> 00:03:15,653 between knowledge and ignorance. 64 00:03:15,695 --> 00:03:17,655 That's Plato. 65 00:03:17,697 --> 00:03:19,699 Oh, my gosh. 66 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:21,701 You're such a fucking weirdo. 67 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,789 Until then, baby... 68 00:03:55,109 --> 00:03:56,110 Come on. 69 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:07,205 - Come on. - Come on. Go. 70 00:04:15,713 --> 00:04:17,257 Please, God. 71 00:04:17,298 --> 00:04:20,510 Push it out! Push it out! 72 00:04:22,053 --> 00:04:25,598 Shauna. Shauna, get the fuck up! 73 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,024 Push! Push! Come on, come on. Go, go, go! 74 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:39,737 Help! Help, help! 75 00:04:39,779 --> 00:04:41,948 Help. Help me, help me, help me. 76 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,384 - It's Van. - I'm stuck! 77 00:04:43,408 --> 00:04:44,677 - We have to help her. - I can't breathe! 78 00:04:44,701 --> 00:04:46,178 - I'm coming, Van! - Help me! Help me! 79 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,288 - Help me! - I'm coming. 80 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,123 Come on. Oh, God. 81 00:04:50,164 --> 00:04:51,791 It's stuck. 82 00:04:51,833 --> 00:04:55,461 I can't get out! Can't get out. 83 00:04:56,838 --> 00:04:58,548 - Hurry up! - Oh, my God! 84 00:04:58,589 --> 00:04:59,817 Shauna, we got to go. 85 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:01,467 We got to go. 86 00:05:01,509 --> 00:05:04,971 - Shauna, we have to go! - Shauna! No! 87 00:05:05,013 --> 00:05:07,348 Shauna! 88 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,690 Eerie, solemn music 89 00:05:37,712 --> 00:05:39,756 Eerie vocalizing 90 00:05:47,221 --> 00:05:49,974 We have to go back inside! 91 00:05:53,227 --> 00:05:54,830 - Have you seen Van? - Sorry. 92 00:05:54,854 --> 00:05:57,857 Has anybody seen...? Have you seen Van? 93 00:05:57,899 --> 00:06:01,194 Have you? Van? 94 00:06:01,235 --> 00:06:02,987 Van? 95 00:06:03,029 --> 00:06:06,157 Help! 96 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,284 Coach Scott. 97 00:06:11,662 --> 00:06:13,456 Coach Scott! 98 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,128 Help! 99 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,047 I'm coming! 100 00:06:21,089 --> 00:06:24,217 Coming. Oh! 101 00:06:28,346 --> 00:06:30,681 Coming! Coach. Coach! 102 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:35,395 Let me see. 103 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:40,566 - Hey, girls, is it, uh...? - Yeah? 104 00:06:40,608 --> 00:06:41,901 Can you move it? 105 00:06:41,943 --> 00:06:44,404 - Yeah. - Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 106 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:46,989 Here. Come on. Come on. 107 00:06:47,031 --> 00:06:48,491 - Come on. - Okay. 108 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:50,827 Okay. Okay. 109 00:06:58,167 --> 00:07:01,629 Oh, fucking God! 110 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:07,677 Coach? 111 00:07:07,718 --> 00:07:09,846 - Coach! - Coach? Coach? 112 00:07:09,887 --> 00:07:11,848 Shauna, please. There's nothing we could do. 113 00:07:11,889 --> 00:07:13,641 Jesus. 114 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,393 Coach. 115 00:07:18,312 --> 00:07:20,440 Surprise. 116 00:07:21,441 --> 00:07:22,567 Van. 117 00:07:22,608 --> 00:07:24,569 - Van! - Ty. 118 00:07:24,610 --> 00:07:26,571 Suspenseful music 119 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:39,834 What the fuck? 120 00:07:56,184 --> 00:07:58,728 Help me move him! 121 00:07:58,769 --> 00:08:00,980 I'm hungry, I'm dirty 122 00:08:01,022 --> 00:08:05,026 I'm losing my mind, everything's fine! 123 00:08:14,535 --> 00:08:16,329 Bubble baths. 124 00:08:16,370 --> 00:08:18,456 Walks in the rain. 125 00:08:18,498 --> 00:08:21,125 Muscular calves. 126 00:08:22,126 --> 00:08:24,629 Escalators. 127 00:08:24,670 --> 00:08:27,715 Knuckles. Steamed clams. 128 00:08:27,757 --> 00:08:30,718 Obviously. 129 00:08:32,220 --> 00:08:34,096 But enough about me. 130 00:08:34,138 --> 00:08:35,681 What turns you on, Stan? 131 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:37,016 Oh. Uh... 132 00:08:37,058 --> 00:08:39,644 I don't know, just, uh... 133 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,021 the usual stuff. 134 00:08:45,066 --> 00:08:46,859 Hair? 135 00:08:46,901 --> 00:08:48,861 Oh. Well. 136 00:08:48,903 --> 00:08:50,780 I can work with that. 137 00:08:50,821 --> 00:08:52,049 - Another Rioja, hon? - No, that's, uh... 138 00:08:52,073 --> 00:08:54,367 - That'd be great. - It's just, 139 00:08:54,408 --> 00:08:57,078 I have to be up kind of early tomorrow, so... 140 00:08:57,119 --> 00:08:59,205 I-It's six o'clock. 141 00:09:00,248 --> 00:09:03,417 And I thought you said that you just got fired. 142 00:09:03,459 --> 00:09:05,378 Well, technically I said 143 00:09:05,419 --> 00:09:08,256 there were some... intradepartmental 144 00:09:08,297 --> 00:09:11,509 redundancies post-merger, so, you know, I wasn't really fired 145 00:09:11,551 --> 00:09:13,886 so much as it's, uh... 146 00:09:15,263 --> 00:09:17,181 What the hell? 147 00:09:17,223 --> 00:09:19,159 I suppose one more drink won't kill me. 148 00:09:19,183 --> 00:09:20,577 And did we want to take a look at some menus? 149 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:22,895 Oh, I think just... 150 00:09:22,937 --> 00:09:24,897 I honestly don't see how we couldn't. 151 00:09:29,694 --> 00:09:31,821 Like this, got it? 152 00:09:31,862 --> 00:09:33,489 As much as you can and fast. 153 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:34,841 We're gonna need to change the bandages soon. 154 00:09:34,865 --> 00:09:36,242 And then hourly after that. 155 00:09:36,284 --> 00:09:37,493 If he even lives that long. 156 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,745 Don't say that. 157 00:09:40,413 --> 00:09:43,666 Just... just, uh, keep ripping them up. 158 00:09:43,708 --> 00:09:45,710 Okay? 159 00:09:45,751 --> 00:09:48,254 Yeah. Good, good, good. 160 00:09:48,296 --> 00:09:50,006 Ow. Watch it. 161 00:09:50,047 --> 00:09:51,507 Hold still, then. 162 00:09:51,549 --> 00:09:53,759 No, no, no. It's-it's too loose, here. 163 00:09:53,801 --> 00:09:55,261 Fuck. 164 00:09:55,303 --> 00:09:57,096 You need to... stop the bleeding 165 00:09:57,138 --> 00:09:58,615 without cutting off the circulation. 166 00:09:58,639 --> 00:10:00,284 How do you know how to do all this? 167 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:02,286 I took the Red Cross babysitter training class. 168 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,562 Twice. 169 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,606 Okay. 170 00:10:06,647 --> 00:10:09,108 Okay. 171 00:10:09,150 --> 00:10:11,068 All right, bleeding's slowing down. 172 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,778 We need to disinfect it somehow. 173 00:10:12,820 --> 00:10:15,281 Um, maybe something from the bar cart? 174 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:17,408 There wasn't one. 175 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,744 I mean, it was just soda. It's cheaper that way. 176 00:10:19,785 --> 00:10:22,163 Maybe somebody brought contraband. 177 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,919 Okay. Wow. 178 00:10:28,961 --> 00:10:30,630 Well, did you? 179 00:10:30,671 --> 00:10:32,840 Obviously. 180 00:10:32,882 --> 00:10:34,634 But I stashed it 181 00:10:34,675 --> 00:10:36,802 in my bag, and God knows where that is now. 182 00:10:36,844 --> 00:10:38,346 Guys, how about this? 183 00:10:38,387 --> 00:10:41,265 Hey, that's m... Uh... 184 00:10:42,850 --> 00:10:45,311 A great idea, Van. 185 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:47,146 Witch hazel, isopropyl alcohol. 186 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,565 Actually, this could work. Okay. 187 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:54,362 Lie back. Lie back. 188 00:10:54,403 --> 00:10:56,238 Lie back. 189 00:10:56,280 --> 00:10:57,823 Lie back. Lie back. 190 00:10:57,865 --> 00:10:59,325 Oh, Jesus! 191 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,618 Fuck, my leg! 192 00:11:02,703 --> 00:11:04,455 Oh, fuck! 193 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:06,207 Is it bad? 194 00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,502 How bad is it? 195 00:11:09,543 --> 00:11:10,961 Well, the good news is I... 196 00:11:11,003 --> 00:11:12,838 You're gonna be fine, Coach. 197 00:11:12,880 --> 00:11:15,675 You got pretty banged up, but Misty's doing a really good job. 198 00:11:15,716 --> 00:11:18,177 Right, Misty? 199 00:11:20,388 --> 00:11:22,139 We have to tell him. 200 00:11:22,181 --> 00:11:23,933 And freak him out worse? 201 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:25,535 Are you really that psyched to tell him you chopped 202 00:11:25,559 --> 00:11:27,853 his fucking leg off with an axe? 203 00:11:33,734 --> 00:11:35,695 - Yeah? - Hey. It's me. 204 00:11:35,736 --> 00:11:38,072 Yeah. I know. Do you not know how cell phones work? 205 00:11:38,114 --> 00:11:40,866 - Are you home? - Maybe. 206 00:11:40,908 --> 00:11:44,078 Oh, do you not know how being home works? 207 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,579 What do you want, Mom? 208 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:49,125 I just realized I forgot to defrost the chuck. 209 00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:52,837 Literally, what are you even talking about? 210 00:11:52,878 --> 00:11:55,381 For dinner tomorrow. Can you just... 211 00:11:55,423 --> 00:11:57,466 take it out of the freezer, please? 212 00:11:57,508 --> 00:12:00,344 Fine, okay. What does it look like? 213 00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,972 Like a little refrigerator 214 00:12:03,013 --> 00:12:06,016 on top of the big refrigerator. It's meat, Callie. 215 00:12:06,058 --> 00:12:08,102 It looks like frozen meat. 216 00:12:09,729 --> 00:12:11,647 Ah, fuck! 217 00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,399 Callie... 218 00:12:13,441 --> 00:12:16,402 I have to go. Sorry. 219 00:12:30,791 --> 00:12:33,085 Who taught you how to drive? 220 00:12:33,127 --> 00:12:35,379 - Are you okay? - No, actually, I'm not. 221 00:12:35,421 --> 00:12:39,258 Because you, sir, are a fucking asshole. 222 00:12:39,300 --> 00:12:41,260 Wow. 223 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:43,280 You know, usually it takes people at least a few minutes 224 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,097 of conversation to figure that out. 225 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,849 You're good. 226 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,769 What is, what is this? 227 00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,395 Adorable? 228 00:12:51,437 --> 00:12:52,914 Are you trying to be adorable with me? 229 00:12:52,938 --> 00:12:55,399 Does that usually work for you? 230 00:12:55,441 --> 00:12:57,485 You know what, this... 231 00:12:57,526 --> 00:12:59,487 this is not my fault, okay? 232 00:12:59,528 --> 00:13:01,423 Because you can't just stop without warning. 233 00:13:01,447 --> 00:13:03,199 It is... it's crazy! 234 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:05,326 Look, I'm honestly not sure what to do here. 235 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:06,869 Because, A, you rear-ended me, 236 00:13:06,911 --> 00:13:08,621 so technically this is your fault. 237 00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:12,124 And B, that's literally what taillights are for. 238 00:13:12,166 --> 00:13:14,210 How do you know your taillights aren't out? 239 00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,003 Are they? 240 00:13:18,255 --> 00:13:20,800 That's not the point. I... 241 00:13:20,841 --> 00:13:22,468 You are so mad. 242 00:13:22,510 --> 00:13:23,969 And yet so wrong. 243 00:13:27,848 --> 00:13:30,976 Look, you clearly took the worst of it here. 244 00:13:31,018 --> 00:13:33,437 We probably don't need to get our insurance involved. 245 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,105 Oh, God. Really? 246 00:13:35,147 --> 00:13:36,440 You got a pen? 247 00:13:36,482 --> 00:13:38,150 - A pen? - Well, I figured 248 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,504 if I asked for your phone I might end up in the hospital. 249 00:13:40,528 --> 00:13:42,988 Oh. Okay, um... 250 00:13:50,704 --> 00:13:52,164 Here you go. 251 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,667 That's the number of a body shop. 252 00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,461 I know a good guy there. 253 00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,046 He owes me a favor. 254 00:13:59,088 --> 00:14:00,714 Just give him a call. 255 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:03,467 He'll take care of you, okay? 256 00:14:03,509 --> 00:14:05,553 Oh, okay. 257 00:14:08,013 --> 00:14:09,473 I'm Adam, by the way. 258 00:14:09,515 --> 00:14:11,183 Shauna. 259 00:14:17,565 --> 00:14:19,608 So tell me, kids. 260 00:14:19,650 --> 00:14:21,694 How's the sex? 261 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,865 Yeah, I... 262 00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,117 we've just, um... 263 00:14:28,158 --> 00:14:30,202 we've both been very busy... 264 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,704 - Yeah. - recently. 265 00:14:31,745 --> 00:14:35,124 And Jeff's had a lot of... late nights, 266 00:14:35,165 --> 00:14:37,042 - um, at work... - Yeah, we've been having 267 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,503 a lot of problems with the inventory database. 268 00:14:39,545 --> 00:14:41,922 Back at the store. 269 00:14:43,674 --> 00:14:45,968 Right. Well, I've said it before 270 00:14:46,010 --> 00:14:47,595 and I'll say it again. 271 00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:51,140 Marriage lives up here, dies down here. 272 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,685 That's quite the catchphrase. 273 00:14:54,727 --> 00:14:56,520 I want to assign you two 274 00:14:56,562 --> 00:14:58,731 some real homework this week. 275 00:14:58,772 --> 00:15:00,691 Not only are you gonna have sex, 276 00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,694 but I want you to share a fantasy 277 00:15:03,736 --> 00:15:05,714 with each other... something you've never shared before. 278 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,073 - No... - Awesome. 279 00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:11,327 I know you've been together a very long time. 280 00:15:11,368 --> 00:15:13,621 But that is all the more reason 281 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:15,247 to try something new. 282 00:15:15,289 --> 00:15:17,041 Just trust me. 283 00:15:17,082 --> 00:15:18,792 You may find... 284 00:15:18,834 --> 00:15:20,920 you can still surprise each other. 285 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:31,096 Well, this is me. 286 00:15:33,098 --> 00:15:35,601 Thanks for the ride home. I, uh... 287 00:15:35,643 --> 00:15:37,770 I can't believe my car wouldn't start. 288 00:15:37,811 --> 00:15:40,606 Just one of those things, I guess, so weird. 289 00:15:50,407 --> 00:15:52,785 Well, this-this-this was, uh... 290 00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,621 Do you want to come inside? Um... 291 00:15:55,663 --> 00:15:57,665 You could meet Caligula. 292 00:16:00,250 --> 00:16:01,835 Um... 293 00:16:04,672 --> 00:16:06,757 Oh. I see. 294 00:16:08,676 --> 00:16:11,136 It's because you think I'm ugly. 295 00:16:11,178 --> 00:16:12,846 What? 296 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,015 God, Misty, you're so stupid. 297 00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:16,558 I... 298 00:16:16,600 --> 00:16:18,352 I think you're... 299 00:16:18,394 --> 00:16:20,187 y-you're very... 300 00:16:20,229 --> 00:16:23,273 If you thought I was pretty, you'd come inside. 301 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:32,825 So, is it just, uh, the one bird, or... 302 00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,828 Stan, you're so funny. 303 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:38,914 Now, Caligula is a little protective of me, 304 00:16:38,956 --> 00:16:41,166 but it's all for show. 305 00:16:41,208 --> 00:16:42,835 He's a total sweetheart, really. 306 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:45,170 But do shield your eyes if he comes at your face. 307 00:16:45,212 --> 00:16:47,131 What? 308 00:16:47,172 --> 00:16:49,842 Hello, Misty. 309 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,302 You crazy fucking bitch. 310 00:16:52,344 --> 00:16:55,222 Okay, yeah. I'm out of here. 311 00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,479 Hey, Nat. 312 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,231 It's been a while. 313 00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:06,483 Yeah. 314 00:17:06,525 --> 00:17:09,153 You haven't changed. 315 00:17:11,697 --> 00:17:14,366 I take it you know why I'm here. 316 00:17:15,659 --> 00:17:17,536 The postcard. 317 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:21,582 Yeah. 318 00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:23,709 The fucking postcard. 319 00:17:36,680 --> 00:17:38,307 So what does it mean? 320 00:17:40,726 --> 00:17:42,561 You tell me. 321 00:17:42,603 --> 00:17:44,980 Oh. You think... 322 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,317 Hold that thought. 323 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:02,372 I didn't send it, silly. 324 00:18:02,414 --> 00:18:04,208 See? I got one, too. 325 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,461 It came in the mail about a week ago. 326 00:18:07,503 --> 00:18:09,755 It's from an online app, so the postmark 327 00:18:09,797 --> 00:18:11,757 on the envelope is useless. 328 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,594 How do I know you didn't send it to yourself? 329 00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:18,013 Well, I could ask you the same thing, so... 330 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,140 I guess we'll just have to believe each other. 331 00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,978 So who's next on your suspect list? 332 00:18:25,020 --> 00:18:28,315 I have a lot of theories, but do you want to go first? 333 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,077 Oh! Do you want something to drink? 334 00:18:30,109 --> 00:18:32,778 I've got tea, I've got coconut La Croix, 335 00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:34,279 I have sherry in the cupboard. 336 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:38,659 I'm gonna need something a little stronger than that. 337 00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:46,667 Oh, you got me a drink. 338 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,297 I can't believe I've never been here before. 339 00:18:52,339 --> 00:18:54,967 It's so, um... so edgy. 340 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:57,052 So what have you got? 341 00:18:57,094 --> 00:18:58,512 Oh. 342 00:18:58,554 --> 00:19:00,472 Well, if I've learned anything 343 00:19:00,514 --> 00:19:02,516 in the citizen detective community... 344 00:19:02,558 --> 00:19:05,227 - The what? - Citizen detective. 345 00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:07,855 We're like, um, we're like private investigators, 346 00:19:07,896 --> 00:19:10,315 except for no one hired us or asked for our help. 347 00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,860 We work together online to solve cold cases. 348 00:19:12,901 --> 00:19:15,821 Disappearances, murders. It's super fun. 349 00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,991 So I've been asking myself, 350 00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,743 "What does the person who sent these postcards want?" 351 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:24,621 To scare us, to mess with our heads. 352 00:19:24,663 --> 00:19:26,623 Make us think about... 353 00:19:26,665 --> 00:19:29,042 what happened out there. 354 00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,507 It's obviously a threat. 355 00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:57,529 Who's Jessica Roberts? 356 00:19:57,571 --> 00:20:00,365 She claims to be a reporter, but I think that's a lie. 357 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,492 She's been nosing around. 358 00:20:02,534 --> 00:20:05,204 She claims she has a book deal, but... 359 00:20:05,245 --> 00:20:08,040 Well, how could she know about...? 360 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,250 You know. 361 00:20:12,336 --> 00:20:14,379 Maybe somebody talked. 362 00:20:22,930 --> 00:20:26,433 Low, gentle music 363 00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,560 You found Travis? 364 00:20:28,602 --> 00:20:30,604 Oh... yeah. 365 00:20:30,646 --> 00:20:33,941 Talk about someone who didn't want to be found. 366 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,293 Here you go, ladies. 367 00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:37,361 From the gentleman in the back. 368 00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,446 Says it's your drink of choice. 369 00:20:44,117 --> 00:20:45,577 Hey. 370 00:20:45,619 --> 00:20:47,246 Hi. 371 00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,039 Wow. 372 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,123 It really is you. 373 00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:51,458 Hi! 374 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,127 - Hey. I'm, um... - Kevyn. 375 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,381 It's Misty. Misty Quigley. From third period Spanish. 376 00:20:57,422 --> 00:21:00,050 Misty, right. Of course. 377 00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:01,593 Man. 378 00:21:01,635 --> 00:21:03,011 Natalie. 379 00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,433 It's nice to see you. 380 00:21:08,475 --> 00:21:10,811 Yeah. Yeah, you, too. 381 00:21:11,895 --> 00:21:14,273 Sorry, is this a, is this a bad time? 382 00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:15,857 You in the middle of something? 383 00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:18,026 - Mm-hmm. - Right. 384 00:21:18,068 --> 00:21:20,404 Got it. 385 00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,364 Well, uh... 386 00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:25,450 I don't know how long you're in town for, but just in case, 387 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:28,287 I'll leave this. 388 00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:31,957 If you maybe want to maybe get a drink 389 00:21:31,999 --> 00:21:34,001 another 20 years from now, 390 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:35,627 you'll know how to reach me. 391 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,212 Mm-hmm. 392 00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,507 All right. 393 00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,805 Dang. lf somebody had told me 394 00:21:46,847 --> 00:21:50,183 that's how goth freak Kevyn Tan would grow up... 395 00:21:51,518 --> 00:21:54,021 Didn't you two used to be friends? 396 00:21:54,062 --> 00:21:56,565 Best friends. 397 00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:00,861 So you sure this is him? 398 00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,487 Travis? 399 00:22:02,529 --> 00:22:04,239 Yeah. 400 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:05,866 I don't know. 401 00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:21,298 It's gonna hurt for a second. 402 00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:22,966 Ready? One, two, three. 403 00:22:23,008 --> 00:22:24,694 Arm through. You got it. You got it. Come on, come on, 404 00:22:24,718 --> 00:22:27,471 - come on, you got it. - Man, Misty is awesome. 405 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:29,514 Dad? 406 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,308 Fuck. Javi! 407 00:22:31,350 --> 00:22:33,810 - Dad? - Go find Travis. 408 00:22:33,852 --> 00:22:36,063 Now. Javi, stop! 409 00:22:37,564 --> 00:22:39,358 Shit. 410 00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:48,909 Travis, hey. 411 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:53,372 Your brother's trying to get back on the plane. 412 00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:56,375 I think he's looking for your dad. 413 00:23:01,004 --> 00:23:03,590 The door ripped open when we were going down. 414 00:23:03,632 --> 00:23:06,760 He was trying to help one of you idiots put on an oxygen mask, 415 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:09,596 and, uh... 416 00:23:09,638 --> 00:23:11,723 he fell out. 417 00:23:11,765 --> 00:23:13,517 Yeah, well, that... 418 00:23:13,558 --> 00:23:17,229 fucking sucks, but... 419 00:23:17,270 --> 00:23:20,315 your brother's still here, so... 420 00:23:21,525 --> 00:23:24,319 maybe you should go help him. 421 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:30,450 Well, maybe you should mind your own fucking business, hmm? 422 00:23:41,044 --> 00:23:43,588 I come bearing gifts. You're welcome. 423 00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:46,091 Yes! Rumba's! 424 00:23:46,133 --> 00:23:48,427 So this is your move? 425 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,238 You think you can miss the parent-teacher conference 426 00:23:50,262 --> 00:23:51,823 and just buy us off with picadillo? 427 00:23:51,847 --> 00:23:53,723 Oh, I know I can buy off Sammy. 428 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,393 With you it's more like cross my fingers, hope for the best. 429 00:23:56,435 --> 00:23:58,287 Well, we already ate at, you know, dinnertime. 430 00:23:58,311 --> 00:23:59,914 Which is why I got the sandwiches for lunch tomorrow. 431 00:23:59,938 --> 00:24:02,149 - And the... - Pastelitos! 432 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:05,318 Pastelitos! For dessert. 433 00:24:05,360 --> 00:24:08,280 I am sorry. 434 00:24:08,321 --> 00:24:10,782 Goddamn strategy meetings. 435 00:24:13,201 --> 00:24:15,078 So, how was it? 436 00:24:15,120 --> 00:24:17,205 Did I miss anything big? 437 00:24:17,247 --> 00:24:19,207 Uh, hey, kiddo. 438 00:24:19,249 --> 00:24:22,544 Why don't you and Manny take one of those pastelitos 439 00:24:22,586 --> 00:24:24,629 and go watch some TV? 440 00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:29,217 Uh-oh. That can't be a good sign. 441 00:24:29,259 --> 00:24:31,720 His teacher's concerned. 442 00:24:31,761 --> 00:24:34,389 She says he's having a hard time making friends. 443 00:24:36,016 --> 00:24:38,727 - That's it? - Yeah. 444 00:24:38,768 --> 00:24:40,663 Do we know for sure the other kids don't suck? 445 00:24:40,687 --> 00:24:42,105 - Ty. - I'm kidding. 446 00:24:42,147 --> 00:24:44,065 - Obviously. - I know. 447 00:24:44,107 --> 00:24:47,569 But, I mean, I was kind of a loner when I was his age. 448 00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:50,322 There's nothing wrong with a little self-reliance. 449 00:24:54,493 --> 00:24:56,661 I should have been there. 450 00:24:56,703 --> 00:24:59,498 But you really think there's something to worry about here? 451 00:25:02,083 --> 00:25:04,127 Maybe. 452 00:25:04,169 --> 00:25:06,171 - I call it... - I don't know. 453 00:25:07,672 --> 00:25:10,008 Maybe putting him in public school was a mistake. 454 00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:13,762 No, no. Education is the cornerstone of your platform, 455 00:25:13,803 --> 00:25:15,555 and you are right. 456 00:25:15,597 --> 00:25:19,226 If everybody who can just bails on the public system... 457 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:24,606 What you're doing is important, Ty. It matters. 458 00:25:24,648 --> 00:25:26,858 What we're doing. 459 00:25:28,235 --> 00:25:30,445 It's just been an adjustment, that's all. 460 00:25:30,487 --> 00:25:32,697 I'm used to you being there. 461 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:35,033 I'm always here. 462 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:39,120 Women vocalizing eerily 463 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:04,896 I hate these buttons. 464 00:26:04,938 --> 00:26:07,357 Oh, motherfucker. 465 00:26:07,399 --> 00:26:09,359 Need a little help over there? 466 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:14,155 What, am I not surprising you with how... 467 00:26:14,197 --> 00:26:16,366 sexy this is? 468 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:20,412 You know, I was thinking... 469 00:26:22,747 --> 00:26:24,708 You know, about what the, uh, 470 00:26:24,749 --> 00:26:26,835 the therapist said earlier today, 471 00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:30,088 with the whole... fantasy thing? 472 00:26:30,130 --> 00:26:32,257 Yeah? 473 00:26:32,299 --> 00:26:35,093 Yeah. I was... you know, I was just thinking 474 00:26:35,135 --> 00:26:39,431 maybe it-it could be kind of hot if, uh, 475 00:26:39,472 --> 00:26:41,433 you pretended 476 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,893 to be a customer at the store. 477 00:26:43,935 --> 00:26:47,272 All right, your fantasy is 478 00:26:47,314 --> 00:26:50,775 for me to pretend to buy furniture? 479 00:26:52,485 --> 00:26:54,446 - It's dumb. - No. No, no, no. 480 00:26:54,487 --> 00:26:56,114 - Hey. - I don't know. 481 00:26:56,156 --> 00:26:57,866 It's not. lt's not dumb. 482 00:26:59,075 --> 00:27:01,036 It's, um... 483 00:27:01,077 --> 00:27:02,537 It's great. 484 00:27:02,579 --> 00:27:04,539 - Let's try it. - Yeah? 485 00:27:04,581 --> 00:27:06,625 Yeah. Mm-hmm. 486 00:27:07,626 --> 00:27:09,294 - All right. - Okay. 487 00:27:09,336 --> 00:27:11,296 All right. 488 00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,715 I... You know, I think I should leave my clothes on, 489 00:27:13,757 --> 00:27:15,860 'cause I don't think I would go shopping without them. 490 00:27:15,884 --> 00:27:17,302 - Yeah. - Yeah. 491 00:27:17,344 --> 00:27:20,138 Oh, I'll, uh, meet you halfway. 492 00:27:21,931 --> 00:27:24,976 - Then we can... Yeah. - Yeah. 493 00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,230 Oh. Oh, okay. 494 00:27:31,274 --> 00:27:32,817 Uh... 495 00:27:37,739 --> 00:27:40,700 Pardon me. 496 00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:43,578 - Okay. No. No, that's... - Just, 497 00:27:43,620 --> 00:27:45,622 I'm gonna do something different. Okay. 498 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,793 Excuse me, sir. 499 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,628 I just can't do it. 500 00:27:51,670 --> 00:27:53,648 Nah, you're doing great. Maybe I should start. 501 00:27:53,672 --> 00:27:55,423 - Yes. - All right. 502 00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:56,966 You... Mm-hmm. 503 00:27:58,635 --> 00:28:00,637 Hi. 504 00:28:01,805 --> 00:28:03,306 I, uh, I couldn't help but notice 505 00:28:03,348 --> 00:28:06,226 that you were eyeing this credenza over here. 506 00:28:06,267 --> 00:28:08,687 I'm the owner. 507 00:28:08,728 --> 00:28:10,855 Hank. 508 00:28:10,897 --> 00:28:14,567 I'm... Tabitha. 509 00:28:14,609 --> 00:28:16,945 Well, it's a real pleasure to meet you. 510 00:28:16,986 --> 00:28:19,989 Is there anything special 511 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:21,950 that I can help you with today, Tabitha? 512 00:28:21,991 --> 00:28:24,285 Actually, yes. 513 00:28:24,327 --> 00:28:28,915 I'm... here to make a return. 514 00:28:30,583 --> 00:28:32,669 Why would you be returning something? 515 00:28:33,253 --> 00:28:35,547 Well... Well, I don't know. 516 00:28:35,588 --> 00:28:37,424 Not as, like a... 517 00:28:37,465 --> 00:28:38,967 I don't know. Just a... 518 00:28:40,802 --> 00:28:42,804 My-my armoire. 519 00:28:42,846 --> 00:28:46,391 It's too big. I should have taken measurements. 520 00:28:46,433 --> 00:28:47,684 Are you making fun of me? 521 00:28:47,726 --> 00:28:49,078 No. I'm not m... 522 00:28:49,102 --> 00:28:50,520 I'm trying to... 523 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:53,481 I... 524 00:28:53,523 --> 00:28:55,567 I just feel a little stupid. 525 00:28:55,608 --> 00:28:57,402 - Right. - Jeff. 526 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:01,072 Do you not think it's a bit weird? It's, like... 527 00:29:01,114 --> 00:29:02,574 What is this? 528 00:29:02,615 --> 00:29:04,242 Nothing. 529 00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,746 Just, I-I got into a fender bender this afternoon, 530 00:29:07,787 --> 00:29:09,664 and it was not a big deal. 531 00:29:09,706 --> 00:29:11,332 We exchanged information, 532 00:29:11,374 --> 00:29:12,893 - so it's just his... - So, wait, wait, wait. You... 533 00:29:12,917 --> 00:29:15,712 You got in an accident today? 534 00:29:15,754 --> 00:29:18,214 And you're just mentioning that now? 535 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:20,425 How bad was it, Shauna? 536 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:23,094 Like I just said, it was not a big deal. 537 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:28,099 - I'm fine, by the way. - I can see you're fine. 538 00:29:34,147 --> 00:29:36,983 How about that armoire? 539 00:29:37,025 --> 00:29:39,319 It's... not working. 540 00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:41,237 No shit. 541 00:29:52,123 --> 00:29:54,083 Oh, my God. Where are you going? 542 00:29:54,125 --> 00:29:57,796 I'm just gonna jerk off, watch some SportsCenter before bed. 543 00:30:01,466 --> 00:30:03,426 She hates me now. 544 00:30:08,807 --> 00:30:11,226 Maybe just give her some time. 545 00:30:11,267 --> 00:30:13,812 For the record, 546 00:30:13,853 --> 00:30:17,649 I was trying to save you. 547 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:20,485 I thought that... 548 00:30:23,696 --> 00:30:25,740 Yeah. 549 00:30:34,415 --> 00:30:36,376 Oh, wait. 550 00:30:36,417 --> 00:30:38,687 Oh, where's the other one? They're supposed to be together. 551 00:30:40,755 --> 00:30:42,841 Ah! 552 00:30:43,758 --> 00:30:45,635 Oh. Oh. 553 00:30:45,677 --> 00:30:47,178 Is this it? 554 00:31:03,736 --> 00:31:05,697 Let's go. 555 00:31:05,738 --> 00:31:07,699 Jarring, eerie music 556 00:31:09,868 --> 00:31:12,036 Dad! Dad! 557 00:31:12,078 --> 00:31:13,722 - Javi, Javi, Javi, come here. - Dad? 558 00:31:13,746 --> 00:31:15,748 Please. 559 00:31:18,209 --> 00:31:20,879 - It's Dad. - Javi, Javi, Javi. Yeah. 560 00:31:20,920 --> 00:31:22,881 Holy macaroni, is-is that...? 561 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,716 He's got to be dead, right? 562 00:31:24,757 --> 00:31:26,235 What the fuck? 563 00:31:26,259 --> 00:31:27,218 Don't look. Don't look. 564 00:31:27,260 --> 00:31:29,888 Okay, who has the best arm? 565 00:31:29,929 --> 00:31:31,198 - What? - I do, Jackie. 566 00:31:31,222 --> 00:31:33,516 - What? - Thinking we could... 567 00:31:33,558 --> 00:31:35,703 try and throw things at him and see if he moves. 568 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,563 You want to throw rocks at Coach who fell out of a fucking plane? 569 00:31:38,605 --> 00:31:41,691 I didn't say rocks. Someone's shoe or whatever. 570 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,693 Oh, yeah, that's a fuck-ton smarter. 571 00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:45,361 You're on fire today, Jackie. 572 00:31:45,403 --> 00:31:47,697 Oh, wait. That was supposed to be me, huh? 573 00:31:47,739 --> 00:31:49,407 - What? - Okay, guys, stop it. 574 00:31:49,449 --> 00:31:51,075 We need a plan here. 575 00:31:51,117 --> 00:31:53,494 We could lower him with ropes? 576 00:31:55,455 --> 00:31:56,915 Vines, then? I don't know. 577 00:31:56,956 --> 00:31:58,142 Fuck's sake, Laura Lee, we're not gonna 578 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,852 - Tarzan him out of a tree. - Oh... 579 00:31:59,876 --> 00:32:01,604 - You got a better idea? - Than shoes and vines? 580 00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:04,213 Sure. Let's just cut the fucking tree down. 581 00:32:04,255 --> 00:32:06,257 Dad? Dad! 582 00:32:06,299 --> 00:32:07,693 - No, don't! - Travis, Travis, Travis! 583 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,427 Travis! 584 00:32:09,469 --> 00:32:11,054 Hey, what the fuck, Javi? Here. 585 00:32:11,095 --> 00:32:13,073 - Come here. Come here. - Come on. Come down. 586 00:32:13,097 --> 00:32:14,533 - Let him go! - Come back down! 587 00:32:14,557 --> 00:32:16,368 This is all I could find, okay? So just 588 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,120 grab a corner and if somebody falls on it. 589 00:32:18,144 --> 00:32:20,563 - Travis, grab the... - Travis. 590 00:32:20,605 --> 00:32:22,106 - Travis. - Stop. 591 00:32:22,148 --> 00:32:23,292 Just come down. 592 00:32:23,316 --> 00:32:24,442 Okay. 593 00:32:24,484 --> 00:32:26,235 Okay. Tie those down. 594 00:32:29,572 --> 00:32:31,574 Dad? 595 00:32:34,077 --> 00:32:35,703 Dad? 596 00:32:37,789 --> 00:32:39,791 Eerie, dramatic music 597 00:32:49,550 --> 00:32:51,803 - Travis, get back! - Get back! 598 00:33:03,940 --> 00:33:05,566 Women vocalizing eerily 599 00:33:33,720 --> 00:33:35,614 So, the prince would like you to read to him. 600 00:33:35,638 --> 00:33:37,324 Apparently, you're better at the voices. 601 00:33:37,348 --> 00:33:39,767 Tell me he's opened his shades. 602 00:33:39,809 --> 00:33:41,978 No, still refusing to. 603 00:33:42,020 --> 00:33:44,147 It's like Dracula's crypt in there. 604 00:33:44,188 --> 00:33:45,773 Just as... 605 00:33:45,815 --> 00:33:47,543 All right, I'm going. I'm going. Let's go. 606 00:33:47,567 --> 00:33:50,319 Scooch. 607 00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:56,325 I'm sick of reading. 608 00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:58,369 Since when? 609 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:02,457 You want to go to the park? 610 00:34:02,498 --> 00:34:03,958 No. 611 00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:06,502 - Why not? - No friends. 612 00:34:09,547 --> 00:34:11,591 I'm your friend, Sammy. 613 00:34:16,554 --> 00:34:19,557 Hey, hold that up. Mm-hmm. 614 00:34:21,350 --> 00:34:22,810 Ah. 615 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:25,313 Okay, let's see if you can get this. 616 00:34:28,608 --> 00:34:31,235 - Ah? - A bunny? 617 00:34:31,277 --> 00:34:33,237 That's right. 618 00:34:33,279 --> 00:34:36,074 Um, how about... 619 00:34:36,115 --> 00:34:37,909 this? 620 00:34:40,953 --> 00:34:41,913 A snail? 621 00:34:41,954 --> 00:34:43,998 Oh.  You are good. 622 00:34:44,040 --> 00:34:47,085 Um, oh, oh, you will never get this one. 623 00:34:51,631 --> 00:34:55,593 Eerie vocalizing 624 00:35:05,144 --> 00:35:07,438 Mom? 625 00:35:09,148 --> 00:35:11,400 Oh. 626 00:35:11,442 --> 00:35:14,362 Um, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Um, you know what? Let's-let's... 627 00:35:14,403 --> 00:35:15,798 Let's go take a walk around the block. 628 00:35:15,822 --> 00:35:17,281 You can take your scooter. 629 00:35:24,580 --> 00:35:26,624 Why did you do this? 630 00:35:28,668 --> 00:35:30,628 Answer me. 631 00:35:30,670 --> 00:35:32,630 Eerie music 632 00:35:34,674 --> 00:35:37,969 So she can't see me. 633 00:35:38,010 --> 00:35:40,054 Who? 634 00:35:41,514 --> 00:35:43,599 The lady in the tree. 635 00:35:43,641 --> 00:35:45,893 She watches me at night. 636 00:35:48,938 --> 00:35:50,898 Look at me and tell me what you mean. 637 00:35:50,940 --> 00:35:52,775 I just did. 638 00:35:52,817 --> 00:35:54,569 Sammy. 639 00:35:54,610 --> 00:35:58,614 Sammy, Sammy, Sammy. 640 00:36:18,426 --> 00:36:20,386 Yeah? 641 00:36:20,428 --> 00:36:21,971 Hi. 642 00:36:22,013 --> 00:36:23,931 Um, I'm sorry. Who is this? 643 00:36:23,973 --> 00:36:25,516 Wow. 644 00:36:25,558 --> 00:36:27,286 I guess I didn't make much of an impression. 645 00:36:29,478 --> 00:36:31,439 Oh. Okay. 646 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,458 I guess you've been thinking about what you did, 647 00:36:33,482 --> 00:36:35,484 and you just can't live with yourself? 648 00:36:35,526 --> 00:36:37,695 Do you not do  "Hello"? 649 00:36:37,737 --> 00:36:39,614 Hello, Guy Who Stopped Short. 650 00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:41,490 Oh, hey, there, Rear-Ender. 651 00:36:41,532 --> 00:36:43,284 Okay, I heard it. 652 00:36:43,326 --> 00:36:46,037 I'll get to the point. 653 00:36:46,078 --> 00:36:48,873 You never called the shop about your fender. 654 00:36:48,915 --> 00:36:51,334 How do you know that? 655 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,336 'Cause I'm the guy who works there. 656 00:36:53,377 --> 00:36:56,672 I thought the surprise might be... adorable? 657 00:36:56,714 --> 00:36:59,217 Oh, if you must know, I-I... 658 00:36:59,258 --> 00:37:02,345 I just can't afford something like that right now. 659 00:37:02,386 --> 00:37:04,180 You can't afford free? 660 00:37:04,222 --> 00:37:05,890 Wait. Are you serious? 661 00:37:05,932 --> 00:37:07,558 Yeah. If you have dinner with me. 662 00:37:09,602 --> 00:37:12,063 What, no clever comeback? 663 00:37:16,525 --> 00:37:19,070 No, thank you. No, thanks. 664 00:37:19,111 --> 00:37:20,488 Look, Adam... 665 00:37:20,529 --> 00:37:22,090 My actual name? That's a good start. 666 00:37:22,114 --> 00:37:23,741 I-I just can't. 667 00:37:23,783 --> 00:37:26,077 I'm sorry. 668 00:37:27,036 --> 00:37:29,288 No, um, I'm the sorry one. 669 00:37:29,330 --> 00:37:30,790 I just thought... 670 00:37:30,831 --> 00:37:32,416 What? 671 00:37:32,458 --> 00:37:33,834 Well, you seemed like someone 672 00:37:33,876 --> 00:37:35,336 who doesn't play by the rules, 673 00:37:35,378 --> 00:37:36,754 Shauna. 674 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:38,631 What's that supposed to mean? 675 00:37:39,632 --> 00:37:41,050 I'm an idiot. 676 00:37:41,092 --> 00:37:42,677 Um, just forget it. 677 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:45,388 Enjoy the rest of your... minivan. 678 00:38:06,534 --> 00:38:10,037 Eerie, dramatic music 679 00:38:15,167 --> 00:38:17,128 Dramatic vocalizing 680 00:38:37,815 --> 00:38:41,152 Slow, solemn music 681 00:38:52,455 --> 00:38:54,498 Here. 682 00:39:22,485 --> 00:39:24,320 How do you do that cool dance? 683 00:39:26,614 --> 00:39:29,867 Baby, don't split those hot pants 684 00:39:29,909 --> 00:39:32,787 I got these moves that we can do to and sing 685 00:39:32,828 --> 00:39:35,247 I don't look too good in pink 686 00:39:36,582 --> 00:39:38,125 I used to slash myself up 687 00:39:40,336 --> 00:39:42,505 I like to play it tough... 688 00:39:42,546 --> 00:39:43,881 Hello? 689 00:39:43,923 --> 00:39:45,633 Travis? 690 00:39:45,674 --> 00:39:47,635 Bottles breaking rough 691 00:39:47,676 --> 00:39:49,637 You got to handle that stuff... 692 00:39:49,678 --> 00:39:51,656 I'm sorry. I think you have the wrong number. 693 00:39:53,516 --> 00:39:55,393 Yeah 694 00:39:55,434 --> 00:39:58,646 Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up 695 00:39:58,687 --> 00:40:02,650 Yeah, yeah 696 00:40:02,691 --> 00:40:06,070 Tear it up, rip it up, kick it up 697 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,905 Yeah, yeah 698 00:40:07,947 --> 00:40:09,490 Make your way to Berlin 699 00:40:09,532 --> 00:40:12,076 I just wanted to be like, "Dude", 700 00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,078 of course it's cheap construction. 701 00:40:14,120 --> 00:40:16,914 You bought a $300 sofa 702 00:40:16,956 --> 00:40:20,084 made by blind kids in Bangladesh. 703 00:40:20,126 --> 00:40:22,044 What-what are you expecting, man? 704 00:40:22,086 --> 00:40:24,880 I mean, Altamura leather? 705 00:40:24,922 --> 00:40:26,424 "Mortise and tenon joints?" 706 00:40:26,465 --> 00:40:28,105 I'm sorry if I'm interrupting you two 707 00:40:28,134 --> 00:40:29,593 completely not giving a shit. 708 00:40:29,635 --> 00:40:31,595 Jeff. 709 00:40:31,637 --> 00:40:34,140 - So you are listening? - Of course we're listening. Yes. 710 00:40:34,181 --> 00:40:36,767 Callie, can you...? 711 00:40:39,770 --> 00:40:41,105 Anything new in school? 712 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:43,232 Nope. 713 00:40:47,319 --> 00:40:49,780 This chili is really good tonight. 714 00:40:49,822 --> 00:40:51,782 It's really good. 715 00:40:51,824 --> 00:40:53,325 New recipe? 716 00:40:53,367 --> 00:40:54,785 Solemn, eerie music 717 00:40:54,827 --> 00:40:56,787 Actually, it is. 718 00:40:56,829 --> 00:41:01,500 Callie forgot to take the meat out of the freezer, 719 00:41:01,542 --> 00:41:04,295 so I killed a rabbit in the garden. 720 00:41:04,336 --> 00:41:06,714 Skinned it chin to anus... 721 00:41:06,755 --> 00:41:08,215 Jesus Christ, Mom. 722 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,217 Okay, you're in a mood. 723 00:41:11,510 --> 00:41:12,988 You are so freaking weird. 724 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:15,306 "Glory Box"  by Portishead 725 00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:21,979 I'm so tired 726 00:41:22,021 --> 00:41:25,649 Of playing 727 00:41:25,691 --> 00:41:28,777 Playing with this bow and arrow 728 00:41:28,819 --> 00:41:31,655 Gonna give my heart away 729 00:41:31,697 --> 00:41:34,492 Leave it to the other girls 730 00:41:34,533 --> 00:41:37,495 To play 731 00:41:38,537 --> 00:41:41,165 For I've been a temptress 732 00:41:41,207 --> 00:41:43,876 Too long 733 00:41:43,918 --> 00:41:48,839 Just give me a reason 734 00:41:48,881 --> 00:41:52,551 To love you 735 00:41:54,762 --> 00:41:57,014 Give me a reason 736 00:41:57,056 --> 00:42:01,060 To be 737 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:04,355 A woman 738 00:42:07,525 --> 00:42:09,568 I just want to be a woman 739 00:42:17,201 --> 00:42:20,538 From this time, unchained 740 00:42:20,579 --> 00:42:24,208 We're all looking at a different picture 741 00:42:24,250 --> 00:42:28,295 Through this new frame of mine 742 00:42:28,337 --> 00:42:30,965 A thousand flowers... 743 00:42:31,006 --> 00:42:33,467 I'm sure the plane has an emergency transmitter 744 00:42:33,509 --> 00:42:35,511 sending out a distress signal. 745 00:42:35,553 --> 00:42:37,531 They'll be here to rescue us by morning. 746 00:42:37,555 --> 00:42:42,059 And give us some room, yeah 747 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,520 Give me a reason... 748 00:42:44,562 --> 00:42:46,855 Still... 749 00:42:46,897 --> 00:42:50,693 maybe we should conserve some food? 750 00:42:50,734 --> 00:42:53,237 In case they don't get here till later in the day? 751 00:42:53,279 --> 00:42:56,574 To be... 752 00:42:56,615 --> 00:42:59,577 You want to save the CornNuts? 753 00:43:03,747 --> 00:43:07,876 I just want to be a woman... 754 00:43:14,258 --> 00:43:17,094 Mari, you okay? 755 00:43:21,640 --> 00:43:25,769 Looks like you did Allie a big favor by breaking her leg. 756 00:43:30,482 --> 00:43:32,109 Sow 757 00:43:32,151 --> 00:43:36,780 A little ten, tenderness 758 00:43:39,158 --> 00:43:42,453 No matter if you cry... 759 00:43:43,954 --> 00:43:46,915 I'm in the market for a new bed. 760 00:43:46,957 --> 00:43:48,917 What? 761 00:43:48,959 --> 00:43:52,004 Something... king-sized? 762 00:43:54,673 --> 00:43:56,717 Oh, yeah? 763 00:44:02,348 --> 00:44:04,308 Damn it, Shauna. 764 00:44:04,350 --> 00:44:06,143 What about Callie? 765 00:44:06,185 --> 00:44:07,645 She's at Kyle's. 766 00:44:09,188 --> 00:44:11,982 So, um, 767 00:44:12,024 --> 00:44:14,109 you should know, 768 00:44:14,151 --> 00:44:17,738 my new bed needs to be really sturdy, 769 00:44:17,780 --> 00:44:20,949 so, we should probably... 770 00:44:20,991 --> 00:44:22,701 test a few options. 771 00:44:22,743 --> 00:44:24,203 Mm. 772 00:44:29,875 --> 00:44:32,002 Mmm. 773 00:44:33,379 --> 00:44:35,172 Mmm. 774 00:44:59,738 --> 00:45:01,824 You okay, Laura Lee? 775 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:07,871 This is all my fault. 776 00:45:10,374 --> 00:45:12,418 I did something really bad. 777 00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:19,883 I kept screwing up in my piano lesson last week. 778 00:45:21,301 --> 00:45:24,722 Mrs. Brophy kept yelling at me. 779 00:45:24,763 --> 00:45:27,975 "Sharp. F sharp. F sharp." 780 00:45:30,185 --> 00:45:33,021 I just... I couldn't take it anymore. 781 00:45:33,063 --> 00:45:35,357 So I called her a bad word. 782 00:45:37,276 --> 00:45:40,237 Just in my head, but... 783 00:45:40,279 --> 00:45:42,573 God heard me. 784 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,746 Now we're all being punished. 785 00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:51,749 What did you call her? 786 00:45:56,128 --> 00:45:58,088 Cunt. 787 00:46:23,030 --> 00:46:25,616 I steal shitty clothes from T.J. Maxx. 788 00:46:25,657 --> 00:46:27,659 - What? - I return them, 789 00:46:27,701 --> 00:46:30,496 and I get credit that I never use, and I have 790 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:33,332 thousands of dollars in T.J. bucks. 791 00:46:33,373 --> 00:46:36,585 What? Really? 792 00:46:42,508 --> 00:46:45,302 I, uh... 793 00:46:45,344 --> 00:46:49,097 I used to sneak downstairs after everybody had gone to bed 794 00:46:49,139 --> 00:46:52,142 and watch the Color of Night 795 00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:55,479 so I could pause it on Bruce Willis's wang. 796 00:46:58,690 --> 00:47:00,251 That is definitely why we crashed. 797 00:47:00,275 --> 00:47:01,628 I mean, 798 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:04,488 Jeff's not bad, but damn. 799 00:47:04,530 --> 00:47:06,824 Right? 800 00:47:12,746 --> 00:47:14,873 That's so funny. 801 00:47:19,127 --> 00:47:22,381 Hmm. Mm. 802 00:47:23,924 --> 00:47:25,300 Misty. 803 00:47:25,342 --> 00:47:27,010 Your leg is gone. 804 00:47:27,052 --> 00:47:28,846 I chopped it off. 805 00:47:30,347 --> 00:47:32,307 What? 806 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:33,475 I saved your life. 807 00:47:33,517 --> 00:47:35,477 - No. No. - But 808 00:47:35,519 --> 00:47:36,788 you're not out of the woods yet. 809 00:47:36,812 --> 00:47:37,980 No. No, that's not... 810 00:47:38,021 --> 00:47:40,315 It's imposs... 811 00:47:40,357 --> 00:47:43,360 What about you, Shipman? 812 00:47:43,402 --> 00:47:47,531 Any secrets big enough to crash a goddamn plane? 813 00:47:55,747 --> 00:47:57,541 Um... 814 00:48:02,379 --> 00:48:05,007 Women vocalizing eerily 815 00:48:09,595 --> 00:48:11,680 What the fuck, Misty? 816 00:48:13,348 --> 00:48:16,685 I had to stop the bleeding for good. 817 00:48:24,776 --> 00:48:27,446 Well, thank you for shopping with us, Tabitha. 818 00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,573 Mmm. 819 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:31,992 You're welcome. 820 00:48:32,034 --> 00:48:35,329 Mmm. I'm gonna take a quick shower. 821 00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,706 Okay. Great. 822 00:48:41,418 --> 00:48:45,172 You were just kidding about the rabbit thing, right? 823 00:48:45,213 --> 00:48:46,965 - Huh? - Yeah. 824 00:48:47,007 --> 00:48:49,426 - It's chicken. - Obviously. 825 00:48:50,385 --> 00:48:53,221 Oh. 826 00:49:03,857 --> 00:49:06,818 Solemn, suspenseful music 827 00:49:39,226 --> 00:49:42,437 Ooh, ooh 828 00:49:43,355 --> 00:49:45,482 Ooh, ooh 829 00:49:47,150 --> 00:49:51,321 Ooh, ooh 830 00:49:54,449 --> 00:49:57,828 Ooh, ooh 831 00:49:58,829 --> 00:50:02,165 Ooh, ooh 832 00:50:02,207 --> 00:50:07,170 Ooh, ooh... 833 00:50:09,214 --> 00:50:14,011 Ooh, ooh 834 00:50:25,188 --> 00:50:27,858 Ooh, ooh 835 00:50:28,859 --> 00:50:31,194 Ooh, ooh 836 00:50:32,112 --> 00:50:36,575 Ooh, ooh... 837 00:50:36,616 --> 00:50:38,869 I didn't know Misty was capable of that. 838 00:50:38,910 --> 00:50:41,705 No, no. I don't know how Misty knows half of that shit, 839 00:50:41,747 --> 00:50:44,499 but honestly, thank God. 840 00:50:44,541 --> 00:50:46,752 Sorry. I just... 841 00:50:46,793 --> 00:50:50,797 We would be so completely fucked if she wasn't here. 842 00:50:54,801 --> 00:50:59,723 Ooh, ooh... 843 00:51:10,400 --> 00:51:13,070 Ooh, ooh 844 00:51:13,111 --> 00:51:17,199 Ooh, ooh-ooh 845 00:51:17,240 --> 00:51:21,912 Ooh, ooh 846 00:51:24,956 --> 00:51:27,918 Ooh, ooh 847 00:51:28,794 --> 00:51:31,588 Ooh, ooh 848 00:51:32,547 --> 00:51:37,094 Ooh, ooh 849 00:52:24,933 --> 00:52:27,227 Everything okay? 850 00:52:30,522 --> 00:52:34,151 I was getting coffee, and I... and I saw you. 851 00:52:34,192 --> 00:52:35,735 Engine trouble? 852 00:52:35,777 --> 00:52:37,445 Eerie, suspenseful music 853 00:52:37,487 --> 00:52:39,906 Looks like it. 854 00:52:39,948 --> 00:52:42,617 You going someplace? 855 00:52:42,659 --> 00:52:46,163 Well, I'm off today and tomorrow, too. 856 00:52:46,204 --> 00:52:48,248 Just saying. 857 00:52:49,207 --> 00:52:51,710 Where you going? 858 00:52:54,171 --> 00:52:58,508 I was actually thinking of taking a little trip up north. 859 00:52:58,550 --> 00:53:00,677 To see Travis? 860 00:53:01,970 --> 00:53:04,389 Oh...  But your car. 861 00:53:07,058 --> 00:53:09,144 Well... 862 00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:13,106 I had some errands to run, but, um, but you know, I could... 863 00:53:13,148 --> 00:53:16,109 I could take you up there if you wanted. 864 00:53:16,151 --> 00:53:17,986 It could be like a road trip. 865 00:53:23,033 --> 00:53:25,952 Fine. But I'm driving. 866 00:53:44,262 --> 00:53:46,389 Do you prefer podcasts or showtunes? 867 00:53:48,600 --> 00:53:52,020 Why'd you buy two? 868 00:53:52,062 --> 00:53:53,688 Oh, I always get two of things. 869 00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,440 That way, I'll have some to share. 870 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:59,861 Like candy bars and sandwiches, New York style pretzels. 871 00:53:59,903 --> 00:54:01,547 Uh, calzones from the stromboli place, 872 00:54:01,571 --> 00:54:03,257 those raspberry lemonades from Michael's. 873 00:54:03,281 --> 00:54:04,783 Everybody loves those. 874 00:54:04,824 --> 00:54:07,452 Good pumpernickel from the bagelry. 875 00:54:09,246 --> 00:54:13,625 Don't ever let anyone step all over you 876 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:17,462 Just open your heart and your mind 877 00:54:17,504 --> 00:54:19,464 Mmm 878 00:54:19,506 --> 00:54:22,342 Is it really fair to feel 879 00:54:22,384 --> 00:54:25,262 This way inside? 880 00:54:25,303 --> 00:54:27,222 Whoa - 881 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:29,266 Someday somebody's gonna make you want 882 00:54:29,307 --> 00:54:31,017 To turn around and say goodbye 883 00:54:31,059 --> 00:54:33,186 Until then, baby, are you gonna let 'em 884 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:34,789 Hold you down and make you cry? 885 00:54:34,813 --> 00:54:36,398 Don't you know 886 00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,275 Don't you know things can change? 887 00:54:38,316 --> 00:54:40,568 Things will go your way 888 00:54:40,610 --> 00:54:42,946 If you hold on 889 00:54:42,988 --> 00:54:45,615 For one more day 890 00:54:45,657 --> 00:54:48,410 Can you hold on for one... 891 00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:11,891 Pulsing, buzzing music plays 892 00:55:15,603 --> 00:55:17,605 Vocalizing joins music 59490

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