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This is a parody subtitle,not a real subtitle
for real dialogues in video,have fun with it!
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You wanna take the entrance university exam in sexology dep.
, let's try some sex quizs ?Are you ready?
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Yes.
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Now,ready.
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Let's go.
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The first quiz.
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If you had to describe the shape of the clitoris,
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what object would you compare it to?
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A.
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A button
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You oviously know the button
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B. A wishbone
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C. An eraser
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and D. A monster
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B. A wishbone
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Right.Very good.
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Cus it actually has branches that extend down underneath the skin,
along either side of the vulva,kind of in a wishbone shape.
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Natural vaginal lubricant
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contains a substance called squalene,
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which is also found in the liver of which animal?
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A.
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Snake.
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B. Monkey
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C. Shark.
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and
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D. Elephant
You guess what is right?
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Sorry,I don't know.
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It is ...
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C. Shark.
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You must remember questions like these.
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So.
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Here.
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The penis is a muscle,isn't it?
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What's the average length of an erect penis?
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Oh,here.
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What's the average number of sex partners for women?
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A.2 partners
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B.9 partners
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C.1200 partners
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Sorry. 12 partners
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D.4 partners
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And about men?
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A.7 partners
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B.4 partners
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C.9.5 partners
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B.4 partners
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C.9.5 partners
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D.11 partners
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I think a woman have 2 partners and a man has 4 partners.
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The right answer for women is 4
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and for men is 7.
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However, these are not right
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for special persons.
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It is just an average.
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So how can i know exactly?
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Yes.
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I'm home most of time, so how can i get knowledge about sex?
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Knowledge about sexuality and sex behavior in university
students with visual impairment
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need of educational materials.
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So,
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can you help me about sex
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also about theories and sex practice?
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And,
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I haven't experienced much in making love.
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And,
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about this,
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It is not a big problem.
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It is importand how much are you interested in sex?
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If you can answer this question,eh,
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let me see in this book.
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There are not many useful things for you.
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Here.
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How many times should a couple have sex in a day?
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You can read this article
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All?
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Yes.
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Normally as many times as they want to and can. Huh?
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I have no idea.
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Generally it’s like fulfilling morning desire either in bed
or in shower.
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In kitchen when food is been cooked.
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After noon nap and take rest and get cozy once again.
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In a washroom of nice hotel where you're out for dinner
or lonely sea/
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river side area in open atmosphere when sun is almost sat.
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And again one more time when u get back home
and on bed about to sleep.
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Come on,lift up the book.
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Please read this part.
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Begin.
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How to orgasm more easily during sex?
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Sexual satisfaction is a key aspect of physical
and emotional well-being
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yet far fewer women than men
report reaching orgasm regularly.
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Sorry.
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I don't understand this sentence.
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Women are more likely to orgasm
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through masturbation when alone,
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than with a partner.
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Too boost your goal of reaching climax of sex.
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Maximise clitoral stimulation
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Get to know your body and mind
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'Edging'
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Get out of your head and stop trying!
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Talk to your partner
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or seek help.
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How to get climax?
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Try to explore the anal orgasm
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with an experienced man you love
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the man you adore
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maybe he is near you.
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Oh.
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Come on ,suck me.
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Look at me.
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Lick the balls.I'll cum.
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Oh yeah.
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Yeah.
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You make me feel so good.
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I like you so much.
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Remember combine beteen sex theories and practising.
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Good bye.See you next time.
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And now,
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clean up,please,my girl.
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